Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.

comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”

the animation you get if you search Google for "jimothy": a cartoon Jimothy raccoon canters across the screen

Stylized Jimothy tattoo by Connelly Tait at Not Occult Tattoo in Seattle WA

Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.

Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop

black metal park bench in a grassy park, empty save for three toys: a grey plush cat with cartoonishly big eyes, a pink plastic polaroid camera, and a brown and white plush cat with the same big eyes

<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."

Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"

screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"

Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP

A beautiful piece of collage artwork created using vintage ephemera and put together digitally. It says Cats Hate Chat GPT

The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"

A small house sits in a giant hole. One of the windows is lit yellow. Smoke rises from a chimney. Above, the sky is slightly cloudy and a yellowish-green. Someone stands on the edge of the hole, rather uselessly tossing dirt onto the roof of the house. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">

"^ what artistic growth feels like"

A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.

A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked What's wrong?
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well You can talk?
"Yes," said the well. "Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so could serve as a guardian to the townspeople."
"Alas," said the young woman. "I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother's death."
"Do not be afraid," said the well. "I will take care of this."
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch's daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Meme of two burley arms doing a tough guy handshake. Likely inspired from the film Predator.

One arm is labelled "two-toed sloths" and the other is labelled "me".
The handshake is labelled "have 8 white claws & sleep in a tree"