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joffaboy

Relief on a Ptolemaic temple, 1928

Detailed carvings on the wall of an Egyptian temple. A man stands in a shaft of sunlight
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Detailed carvings on the wall of an Egyptian temple. A man stands in a shaft of sunlight
https://www.tumblr.com/ghostowl...
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MackReed pro 13 minutes ago
Aziz! More light!!!
damien

Back with the yellow box...

I'm back
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I'm back
It's been a while since the Double Scoop but I am back supporting the site that's given me so much joy and enjoyment for many a year now.

That's it for this post...see you all around the place!
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nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
welcome back to the double-scoop club! + 🍨
jpoulos pro 12 hours ago
Welcome welcome!
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Re-howdy!
damien pro 12 hours ago
@nikkuneko Thanks! 🤩
m3moellering 3 hours ago
Welcome back!
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
Now if only we could get Fabulous52 back it would truly feel like the good old days
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
[obligatory Kotter reference]

Welcome back!
tweedlydo pro 34 minutes ago
@BennyTheIcepick OG rage bait
Lockjaw pro 18 minutes ago
Welcome back!
Lockjaw pro 17 minutes ago
@BennyTheIcepick LOL! I was thinking about them yesterday.
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Davezilla

Me, waiting for when it happens

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joffaboy

'Realistic human', sure

Gold eyeglasses with Trump's open eyes on the glass slumped trump wearing the same
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Gold eyeglasses with Trump's open eyes on the glass slumped trump wearing the same
https://www.threads.com/@tubs900...
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bencmeissner pro 2 hours ago
Comes in various shades of orange to match the bad makeup jobs.
WikiAdam 37 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
snarkout

Later, shitlords.

Black-and-white photo of a man with a topkot wearing a kimono. He's behind the wheel of a white convertible car, driving away from another car and a dirt lot. There is a sword on the dashboard.
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Black-and-white photo of a man with a topkot wearing a kimono. He's behind the wheel of a white convertible car, driving away from another car and a dirt lot. There is a sword on the dashboard.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Toshiro Mifune, in costume, leaving the set of "Yojimbo" in his MG convertible. He's got a katana on his dashboard, because he is the coolest motherfucker alive.
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ba pro 4 hours ago
added to https://mltshp.com/culater
LocalStain

Rest in Power Ogre.

Donald Gibb Revenge of the Nerds 8X10#2 at Amazon's Entertainment  Collectibles Store
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Donald Gibb Revenge of the Nerds 8X10#2 at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store
#RIP Donald Gibb aka Ogre.
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caitlinburke

Instinct

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jpoulos pro Yesterday
The children have become pointy.
bezt pro Yesterday
Rosemary Mosco is the best.
joffaboy

Pause for a wee dram

Drinks await in a charming pub
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Drinks await in a charming pub
A drink of Irish whisky awaits in the Olde Starr Inn, the 'oldest' pub in York (1663)
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scruss pro Yesterday
we used to have a summer apartment across the road from that pub. It was up an absurd flight of stairs. Lovely city, though you weren't going to get a Sunday lie-in with the Minster bells being less than 100 metres away ...
joffaboy

Disbelieve the hype

Bar charts showing the causes of death vs reported deaths by cause in 3 media outlets.
Actual causes of deaths are massively underreported and causes such as terrorism and homicide are over reported by more than 600%
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Bar charts showing the causes of death vs reported deaths by cause in 3 media outlets.
Actual causes of deaths are massively underreported and causes such as terrorism and homicide are over reported by more than 600%
What American's die from vs What US Media reports on..
https://vis.social/@infobea...
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ang pro 22 hours ago
Whenever I see some new life extension hype, I go and see how people are actually dying and what can be done to prevent it and it comes down to wearing seat belts, not climbing ladders, not smoking, controlling blood pressure and similar. If you are doing those boring things you are already in the top percentiles of life extension activities.
MackReed pro 21 hours ago
@ang same. I mean, bacon and sugar aside, I seem to be doing all the not dying correctly.

Regarding news: If it bleeds, it leads.

Source: I'm a recovering journalist.
0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
None of them mention fatness...
BooBounder 9 hours ago
I am having the most trouble with the part of me that wants to do the household jobs that require climbing ladders. My rational part is fighting this, but not winning yet.
shitleopard 4 hours ago
MAYBE WE OUGHTA ADD "MEDIA BULLSHIT" AS A PROXIMATE CAUSE
Mozai 2 hours ago
What we experience is what "happens" most often. And we're special creatures that can experience stories told to us. With a 24-hour newscycle, we can experience the same event many many times over. The %ages here are likely how many unique stories told by these news outlets, and not the frequency of stories heard by a subscriber. I believe that frequency would skew the fractions even further from the truth.
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n0wak

nostalgic

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owl 14 hours ago
...that was a demonstrably bad business model.
BooBounder 12 hours ago
Good enough for a while for a football team and a stadium.
dean_paxton

Words We All Need

This is a picture of a small banner, at a local restaurant, with "Its Okay Ask For Help" written on it.
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This is a picture of a small banner, at a local restaurant, with "Its Okay Ask For Help" written on it.
Found at a local mom-n-pop restaurant.
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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
oof, the big theme of 2026, all the way down the line
rhettlee 22 hours ago
something so simple, but I know there’s a lot of people that need to hear this
cristin

AI will not replace artists anytime soon

a promo still from the maybe-soon-to-be-released-but-probably-never movie "Leviathan Rises". it shows a water-streaked lens with the water somehow in focus with gray clouds in the foreground and reddish clouds with a lightning bolt like pattern in the far distance. superimposed over everything is text that says "Leviathan Rises, written and directeed by nathaniel hallford"
the word "directed" is misspelled by the ai slop generator that was used to generate the image
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a promo still from the maybe-soon-to-be-released-but-probably-never movie "Leviathan Rises". it shows a water-streaked lens with the water somehow in focus with gray clouds in the foreground and reddish clouds with a lightning bolt like pattern in the far distance. superimposed over everything is text that says "Leviathan Rises, written and directeed by nathaniel hallford"
the word "directed" is misspelled by the ai slop generator that was used to generate the image
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

the comments (and the post) are gold
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wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
On the upside, this is a perfect example why AI is a scourge: people who know nothing about the process (or even the result) trusting a half-assed tool to do the work for them and claiming it’s good.
snarkout pro 4 hours ago
"Boy, those people are running awful slow."
heyitsal pro 2 hours ago
That's not AI. My friend Jimmy is a leviathan and he was a stunt double in that movie.
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
"They couldn‘t even limp to the outskirts of “Sharknado” if you gave them the whole world’s available computing power for a solid year."

I would love to take coffee with this person. Probably once, in casevthe contemporary cleverness is catching. A great comment.
MackReed pro 9 minutes ago
CHILD: (attempts to throw bouquet at giant monster worm)
FATHER: Angela. Angela please no what are you doing.
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csilverman

offworld

A small shack hovers in space, several feet away from the edge of a cliff. It is tenuously tethered to the edge of the cliff by a rickety staircase. The shack has one glowing window, a television antenna, and a glowing white porch light. At the edge of the cliff, next to the staircase, is a small mailbox. This is a dark, teal painting, signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small shack hovers in space, several feet away from the edge of a cliff. It is tenuously tethered to the edge of the cliff by a rickety staircase. The shack has one glowing window, a television antenna, and a glowing white porch light. At the edge of the cliff, next to the staircase, is a small mailbox. This is a dark, teal painting, signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Lockjaw pro 16 minutes ago
I'd go there to retire if it has space enough for all my records and board games.
urlnotfound

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

Image from The Onion. Gas station price sign with a price listed in scientific notation as 4 * 10^5
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Image from The Onion. Gas station price sign with a price listed in scientific notation as 4 * 10^5
I love a good nerd joke. via the onion
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m3moellering 22 hours ago
Hehehehehe
dapete 7 hours ago
Please! I am so sick of the 9/10ths nonsense
scruss

the UK political situation in a nutshell

a red lorry with "Stabilised Pavements" on it is stuck in a sinkhole that it was sent to repair
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a red lorry with "Stabilised Pavements" on it is stuck in a sinkhole that it was sent to repair
Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset — https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...
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bubbalumpkis pro 22 hours ago
I guess they'll need to keep sending more lorries.
samh pro 21 hours ago
The ancient Venetian method, @bubbalumpkis.
Robotron_smith 2 hours ago
@bubbalumpkis ++
LocalStain

Seems legit.

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caseyblu

Graduated from Library School!

Me and my partner in our academic regalia.
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Me and my partner in our academic regalia.
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nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
congrats!
bezt pro 3 days ago
Well done!
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Congratulations. So, you went to W?
spingo pro 3 days ago
HOORAY
caseyblu 3 days ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Yes! I did the distance program, but UW-Madison.
m3moellering 3 days ago
Congratulations!!!
ckoerner 3 days ago
Badass! 😎
niicholas 3 days ago
Welcome to the club!
misslivie Yesterday
the few the proud
cristin pro Yesterday
woo!
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ufez

Remix'd

Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
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Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
Original: https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC
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spingo pro 5 days ago
<3
travis pro 5 days ago
worth it
samh pro 5 days ago
Count me in for an even dozen.
foolianajarley 5 days ago
Oh yes
urlnotfound pro 5 days ago
That's 11 appreciative people.
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 days ago
Oh no we overshot it. I might have to unlike it
ardgedee pro 5 days ago
It's at 68 likes. Almost nice.
lamnatos 5 days ago
@ardgedee fixed it for ya

ps nice
kplawver pro 5 days ago
+1
dphiffer pro 3 days ago
lol
Goshawk pro 3 days ago
I'm one of them! <3
intervalometer pro 2 days ago
:handshake: &emoji& $69420
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artwells

into the afternoon like

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Samurai Cop swinging a katana while grimacing
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roue 19 hours ago
Distinct Gowron vibes coming off that gentleman.
nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
"i'm tellin' you motherfuckers"
me3dia pro 18 hours ago
"Is that a katana?"
artwells pro 17 hours ago
@me3dia https://mltshp.com/p/1R7UH
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
Inside Kash Patel's mind at the senate hearings ...
cristin pro 10 hours ago
@me3dia @artwells ++
cristin pro 10 hours ago
also, fastest way to lose a swordfight is to let the sword leave your hands
dapete 7 hours ago
@cristin Pretty sure the fastest way is for the main actor to come down with dysentery and the PA saying "why doesn't he just shoot him?"
m3moellering 3 hours ago
@me3dia But it’s giving wakizashi energy…
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LocalStain

Tashmoo take two.

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#MV26

This one is better than the other one but by the time I left the dock it was dark and I was wicked high.

The only thing, and I mean the ONLY thing that is inconvenient about the place that I live on MV is that the owner doesn’t allow smoking of any kind anywhere on her property. She’s not against it, just that renting out a room to strangers, as she has done since the 90s, requires the establishment of firm ground rules. All it means for me is that if I want to smoke a joint I have to go for a walk. This spot is about half a mile from the house so, ya know, there are worse things.

The barrier beach, in the distance center right, is a mile and a half and is among my favorite places on planet earth.

Like I said, worse things.
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LocalStain

Angine de Poitrine - Live at Electric Ballroom, London, 11/05/2026

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I love that crowds are going absolutely APESHIT at these shows.

FUCK.

YES.
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nikkuneko

random vinyl love: “celebration rock”, japandroids

a 2x2 collage of photos: the 2023 repressing of japandroids' 2012 album "celebration rock", including the monocrhome front cover, a full shot and a closeup of the black-and-white-splatter LP, and the open booklet sitting atop the gatefold jacket, displaying black and white photos of the band.
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a 2x2 collage of photos: the 2023 repressing of japandroids' 2012 album "celebration rock", including the monocrhome front cover, a full shot and a closeup of the black-and-white-splatter LP, and the open booklet sitting atop the gatefold jacket, displaying black and white photos of the band.
a (relatively) recent reissue i happened to grab in a shop the other day*. not the greatest-sounding master or pressing but lovely to look at, and nice to own for nostalgia's sake.

i bought this one digitally on its original release in 2012, played the hell out of it. a soundtrack to a murky time in my life. anthemic in a weirdly joyous way, if you like sweaty garage-y alternative rock soaked in alcohol.

* i visited my mom over the weekend to treat her to a mother's day dinner and help around the house for a day. she really wanted to check out a new vintage shop while i was there, which turned out to be "vintage for people who were born in the 2000s or later" and oh lord did i feel old walking in there, but i did find this in a lone crate of LPs that was otherwise mostly taylor swift reprints.

listen along // download:
https://japandroids.bandcamp.com/album...
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octaneTom pro an hour ago
Dang that's pretty!
n0wak

Saw this posted somewhere and as a 90s Simpsons brained TV obsessed kid I'm gonna use it ok

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samh pro 2 hours ago
OK
artwells

if you know what I mean

weather man in front of a map on which is a big circle over NE USA labeled "IT'S A GIANT SKI PARTY"
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weather man in front of a map on which is a big circle over NE USA labeled "IT'S A GIANT SKI PARTY"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
North Korea sunny all the time beach party
dad

On the Fight Against Hooliganism in Literature

Cover art of a 1926 Russian book by A. Kruchyonykh, depicting a half-skull, half-face design with a knife and pistol. Bold text in Russian above and below.
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Cover art of a 1926 Russian book by A. Kruchyonykh, depicting a half-skull, half-face design with a knife and pistol. Bold text in Russian above and below.
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artwells

#ffu

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a vintage crowd of a man that looks awkwardly amazed and then maybe a bit bored
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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
What is his hedgehog's name?
MackReed

the only way to win is

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“ In the game, which has the conventions of a 16-bit Japanese role-playing game and is also available online, a pixelated Trump is depicted as initiating the war with Iran, collecting barrels of oil and fighting those who oppose his military campaign. Players can help the president find a Big Mac or order a Diet Coke. Other administration officials and allies make appearances; on one side quest, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sends the player to find a vial of measles. The only way to lose is to try to hold first lady Melania Trump’s hand.”

https://archive.is/2026...
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katiefox

no cash

A CVS self-checkout machine with five handmade signs indicating the machine has no cash in it: 
"CARD ONLY"
"NO CASH BACK–NO MONEY IN MACHINE"
"NO CASH IN MACHINE DO NOT REQUEST CASH BACK NO MONEY IN THIS MACHINE"
"NO CASH AT ALL"
"NO MONEY IN THIS MACHINE"
...AND 
"DO NOT PULL ON RECEIPT WHILE PRINTING"
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A CVS self-checkout machine with five handmade signs indicating the machine has no cash in it:
"CARD ONLY"
"NO CASH BACK–NO MONEY IN MACHINE"
"NO CASH IN MACHINE DO NOT REQUEST CASH BACK NO MONEY IN THIS MACHINE"
"NO CASH AT ALL"
"NO MONEY IN THIS MACHINE"
...AND
"DO NOT PULL ON RECEIPT WHILE PRINTING"
And yet, the cashier says, no one reads any of them.

CVS, Western New York, April 2026
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shitleopard 13 hours ago
BUT WHAT IF I HAVE EXACT CHANGE?
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Okay, so I can use this jugful of quarters ‘n’ dimes, right?
m3moellering 3 hours ago
That is giving N. Tonawanda vibes!
MackReed

messing about in boats

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Took my beloved and the terrier out kayaking (his first time, to see if he likes it so we can get our own kayak and save on rental fees) for Mother’s Day.

We all had a great time, so, yes.

“ Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing—absolutely nothing—half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.” — Ratty, ‘The Wind in the Willows’
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fnerg pro 2 days ago
I spent several summers kayaking around Lake Union in my late twenties, it's one of my favorite memories. I loved paddling down the rows of houseboats like walking down the streets of a somewhat wet neighborhood. The big apartment building on stilts just to the north of all the houseboats is a wonderful place to paddle under, have a surreptitious toke, and continue the paddle out to the arboretum.

The downside is when you take a break for winter, then come back the following spring/summer, you think you still have the arm strength to do long paddles, but your body begs to differ.
fnerg pro 2 days ago
Also, did the kayaks have a skeg or a rudder?
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@fnerg yes, we love ogling houseboats and imagining a lake life we could never afford.

And rudder, always rudder. It’s so much less stressful.
jessamyn

Me and the mister

A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
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A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show.
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wjcstp pro 5 days ago
i love this
not_on_display pro 5 days ago
It's all in the eyebrows: 🤨
not_on_display pro 5 days ago
(Also, the classic box cover for MasterMind™ — https://boardgamegeek.com/image...)
Lockjaw pro 5 days ago
What's not to love? This is fantastic!
jpoulos pro 5 days ago
American Gothic (2026)
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 days ago
Comfy folk, and ♡ your hair came back!
scruss pro 5 days ago
This is lovely. They better have brought their best talent
rogrtheshrubber pro 5 days ago
COME TO VERMONT poster right there
jer pro 5 days ago
This is superb and also I think I have that shirt you're wearing 😂
jpoulos pro 5 days ago
Y'all are one of my favorite couples.
spoetz 5 days ago
The muted hand gesture ("La mano a borsa") suggests the suppression of otherwise expressive Italian roots 🍝
ellieBOA 5 days ago
It’s a great picture of both of you!
m3moellering 5 days ago
I love the looks on your faces! Disdain? Disapproval? Dysurea? All goes to show that someone is at the same level of photographic skill as me.
katiefox pro 3 days ago
@not_on_display +YES+
otaman pro 2 days ago
@not_on_display HAHAHA
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
@spoetz If only, I was just holding part of a cookie.

@0y3ahSansAcut3 It comes back, I cut it back, and on and on.
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