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williwaw

new anti-Nazi flag just dropped

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from this video, which if you haven't seen yet is AMAZING and brown hoodie kid is my new hero: https://bsky.app/profile...

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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wombatman70 56 minutes ago
👏👏👏
scruss

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

"This is not a place of honor" picked out in little cartoon characters. For instance, the A is a surfer due in shorts, the I is green and nerdy with a bowtie and the N is some kind of yellow and red snake.
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"This is not a place of honor" picked out in little cartoon characters. For instance, the A is a surfer due in shorts, the I is green and nerdy with a bowtie and the N is some kind of yellow and red snake.
Disk 1, Alphabet 72 from ClickArt 200,000 — https://archive.org/details... — is truly a terrible thing. Terrible 90s clip-art, eh?

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Kevin

First South American Winter Olympics Medalist Celebrates Gold

Credit: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty

Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, center, winner of an alpine ski, men's giant slalom race, jumps in celebration on the podium flanked by second placed Switzerland's Marco Odermatt, left, and third placed Switzerland's Loic Meillard, at the 2026
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Credit: Fabrice Coffrini / AFP / Getty

Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, center, winner of an alpine ski, men's giant slalom race, jumps in celebration on the podium flanked by second placed Switzerland's Marco Odermatt, left, and third placed Switzerland's Loic Meillard, at the 2026
https://bsky.app/profile...
(Also source for the alt text)

Brazil's Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, gold medalist of men's giant slalom race.
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infini

 

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poorusher

Oops

Photo of a hamster with it's paws on a car steering wheel. The text reads "Oops that was illegal but it's fine".
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Photo of a hamster with it's paws on a car steering wheel. The text reads "Oops that was illegal but it's fine".
19 hours ago
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drurystephanie 16 hours ago
real
samh pro 14 hours ago
Toonces
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
You've been spying on my driving.
dphiffer

things that Charles Darwin hates

I hate every wave of the ocean.
-Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836

Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858

 I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
-Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
-Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861

I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.
-Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862

I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863
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I hate every wave of the ocean.
-Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836

Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858

I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
-Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
-Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861

I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.
-Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862

I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863
source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
omg so same
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Fckin bees 😡
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Finally! I can say "I'm just like Charles Darwin!" and mean it!
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
“I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything” is my new auto reply.
williwaw pro Yesterday
For those interested, all of Darwin's correspondence has digitized and placed online for perusing: https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/full-edi...

@bencmeissner for over a decade I kept a framed photo of Darwin on my work desk with that quote at the bottom
scruss pro Yesterday
The 1836 quote would've been written while he was still on the Beagle. He was a martyr to seasickness, despite the years he spent at sea
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MackReed

🖤

A man in gray pinstripe suit and a woman in long black dress kiss with their arms raised and swords crosses in a fencing pose
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A man in gray pinstripe suit and a woman in long black dress kiss with their arms raised and swords crosses in a fencing pose
HVD, if that’s your thing.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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scruss

I really should chill with those Truchet tiles ...

a random tiling of 25×25 tiles. Each tile has a quarter arc in two opposite corners. Each arc is made up of 8 very fine bands. The end result is very knotty.
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a random tiling of 25×25 tiles. Each tile has a quarter arc in two opposite corners. Each arc is made up of 8 very fine bands. The end result is very knotty.
fine detail to moiré goo, but I don't mind
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poorusher

Bridget Riley

Abstract op art screenprint showing wavy black lines
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Abstract op art screenprint showing wavy black lines
Untitled [Fragment 2/10], 1965

I got to see this a couple of years ago, it's a screenprint on perspex ans is incredibly satisfying.
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bjrn pro 17 hours ago
I went to an exhibition of her works a few years back, and while I really dig her works, boy did those lines fry my brain
y95 4 hours ago
Curvy
jaybee

De hobbit

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1960 Dutch edition of The Hobbit. Bilbo's just a lil fella, one of the team!
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roonie pro Yesterday
No pants, no belt, no beard!
Not like us.
drurystephanie Yesterday
Greatest cover of all time
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
his hands are little, his features are small, you know, a little guy!
mare 3 hours ago
We had this in our bookcase. (Never read it.)
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artwells

What I saw

Blue glove in water
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Blue glove in water
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MackReed pro 4 hours ago
Like the souls of departed hands, abandoned to the rains.
MJ

I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN

cobblestone on the street in Brussels with the golden inscription “I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN.”
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cobblestone on the street in Brussels with the golden inscription “I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN.”
link: https://onboards.be/nl...

via: https://bsky.app/profile...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 15 hours ago
Whatever. I used to be a star.
m3moellering 15 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ++
williwaw

English cap, late 16th century

A man's cap with turned up cuff, of off-white linen embroidered in a pattern of rainbows arching over clouds with rain falling, with snails and caterpillars interspersed. In blue, green, yellow, red and pink silks and silver metallic yarns.
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A man's cap with turned up cuff, of off-white linen embroidered in a pattern of rainbows arching over clouds with rain falling, with snails and caterpillars interspersed. In blue, green, yellow, red and pink silks and silver metallic yarns.
tumblr tag: "my heart goes out to this late 16th century guy born too soon for Lisa Frank"

also as an aside did anybody see that documentary on Lisa Frank? that was *wild*

source: https://www.si.edu/object...
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wmo pro Yesterday
i want one
samh pro Yesterday
Would
scruss pro Yesterday
Have seen docu. Can recommend, tho had to wear dark glasses for a few days
jgs pro 16 hours ago
The snails'll come out, tomorrow. Betcher bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be snails.
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O_C

let me show you my ship

"A cutaway illustration of a Titan fish from the series Stingray."
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"A cutaway illustration of a Titan fish from the series Stingray."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Concept art by Graham Bleathman for various TV shows by Gerry Anderson, on show at London's Museum of Brands.
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scotto

revisiting the classics

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via https://www.instagram.com/p...
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dreyfusslugado 8 hours ago
looks like someone is planning their holiday. better make sure they've got plenty of lube.
greenskpr

On the 6th Day

Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam reimagined into a meme goofing on the Canadian Olympic curling team
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Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam reimagined into a meme goofing on the Canadian Olympic curling team
Found on reddit..source maybe @stevesongs..maybe not.
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scruss

looks like a Hanna-Barbera library sound

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magenta on blue loopy truchet tiles pulsing in and out
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scruss pro 5 hours ago
I'm sure this seemed a good idea at the time, but I forget when that was.

making this involved doing trig from the shell, which I recommend to no-one
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
*SPROIOIOIOINNNNGG*
MackReed

sitrep

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Animation look of Bugs Bunny, a cartoon rabbit, twitching and pulling pained and freaked-out faces every half-second with his arms akimbo, elbows up, paws clutching the air
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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otaman

Go Ricki! Go Ricki!

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A happy retro-90s valentines day to you all
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roonie pro 6 hours ago
His crush thinks Mike is a goddam idiot for going on national television to talk about her chest.
drurystephanie

Jon's in town

Middle aged lady and guy smiling in a hotel lobby coffee shop
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Middle aged lady and guy smiling in a hotel lobby coffee shop
Continuing my tradition of posting selfies with my friend Jon when he comes through.
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jive_t pro Yesterday
that explains why he's not answering the door
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Always delightful
drurystephanie Yesterday
@jive_t hahaha
drurystephanie Yesterday
@wjcstp truly!
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joffaboy

SPOKANKI - DULAMAN

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Russian acapella group singing in Irish Gaelic
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jpoulos pro 4 hours ago
As one does.
williwaw

Yet more countries with more gold medals than Canada ;)

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BRAZIL!! (This actually a Brazil celebration post, as Lucas Pinheiro Braathen won South America's first medal in the Winter Olympics ever in anything, in Giant Slalom. Go Brazil!!! His celebration was so cute!)

A follow up to Argie's post: https://mltshp.com/p/1RK9F
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williwaw pro 12 hours ago
I really do love you, Canada. You deserve so much more. (Also I hope you get salty enough from this that you stop all the crude oil coming over the border right before our midterms and make gas prices go kablooie, then point and laugh.)
scruss pro 10 hours ago
Gold is for show-offy countries. Taking part should be enough
otaman pro 8 hours ago
˄ Exactly this. The bronze medal captures the essence of Canada's intrinsic character. Gold is an embarassing display of ego and dominance. Silver is perhaps the biggest loser, coveting what Gold got but failing. Bronze is just the right amount of winning; on the podium but not hogging the spotlight. Bronze is the Gold medal of participation ribbons, and for Canada that's just the right mix of pride and humbleness.

Except in the case of Hockey. Anything but a Gold in hockey is an absolute catastrophe and a national embarassment.
williwaw pro 7 hours ago
@scruss @otaman One of the best comments I've seen about this Olympics is that the U.S. should be doing super well because we've shown how good we are at going downhill in the last year and we act like we should be well rewarded for it. Annnnnnd that about sums it up.
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@williwaw that would be a bit harsh for me to come right out and say.

@otaman Canada has to win gold in ice hockey, partly because the rest of the world outside North America thinks it's a ridiculous sport
Kevin pro 6 hours ago
It’s a building year
Kevin pro 6 hours ago
Brazil gold medalist: https://mltshp.com/p/1RKEP
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poorusher

I'm down to one a day

Giant Marlboro cigarette lamp in a modern interior
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Giant Marlboro cigarette lamp in a modern interior
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Philip Morris's reception area.
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Those Marlboro Miles finally paid off.
otaman pro Yesterday
"Got a light?"
MackReed pro Yesterday
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
m3moellering Yesterday
Title +++
tonyb pro Yesterday
It's a major award!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@MackReed Genuine lol!
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
One day when I was young, I went with my father and some relative to visit a used car lot a long way away from our house. This was the early 80s sometime and the lot was decorated with long streamers of multi-color flags. On one corner, the streamers were tied on just some light pole. But on the other, it was a giant pen. Fifteen feet tall, made of unpainted and rusted iron, it had a four foot wide circular base and was some kind of fancy pen that had obviously been welded up as an advertisement at some time in the past.

I decided then when I got rich, I would collect very large art versions of things and have a special museum built for them. I am still not rich, so you can't visit my museum yet.
joffaboy pro Yesterday
Representing about 5 years' income in Australia
roonie pro Yesterday
@joffaboy "Pack a Marlboro reds, please."
"Yes, I have spoken to the bank."
BooBounder 19 hours ago
True story. At a bar in NOLA in '96 or '97 (Lakeview/Mid-City, not touristy). Midnight-ish. Warm enough to be milling outside. And then the Marlboro van pulled up. Out jumped women in outfits similar to Hooters staff. Handing out free cigarette packs and other swag (I got a CD of background sounds and ambient music from old Marlboro ads, my wife got smokes). The memory is hazy, but I'm pretty sure one of them was carrying one of these lamps to give away too. In decades of telling this story, I have never met anyone who has even heard that there was a marketing campaign like that. But it wasn't a dream ... I still have the CD.
BooBounder 4 hours ago
My wife thinks what I'm remembering was a big inflatable cigarette, and not a lamp.
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
@BooBounder The world needs a lossless rip of that Marlboro CD. I'm not seeing anything by your description on Discogs.
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artwells

proof that a hot dog is a sandwich

a vintage valentines with the statement '"Hot dog" you're the "mustard" of my "sandwich"'
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a vintage valentines with the statement '"Hot dog" you're the "mustard" of my "sandwich"'
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urlnotfound pro an hour ago
Hot dog is a taco.
B6FA798A3449 pro an hour ago
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caitlinburke

Tuna the brewery cat

A man holding a pretty tabby cat like a baby. They are sitting in a brewpub.
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A man holding a pretty tabby cat like a baby. They are sitting in a brewpub.
My guy made a friend :)
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poorusher

Bawdy doggerel

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Screenshot from a blog post, the text reads:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can come on my tits
They taste like cake"
An old friend worked on a psychiatric ward and found this note one patient intended to pass to another.
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MackReed

herd

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Animation loop of hundreds of plank-shaped objects floating in space in slow, coursing loops as if they were a school of fish
got along, li’l 2x4 dogies

source: https://www.tumblr.com/xponenti...
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ian_crowther

Climacium

Moss on a little plinth. The moss is very green and has little stalks growing out of it.
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Moss on a little plinth. The moss is very green and has little stalks growing out of it.
Checking in from Moss Week at the Portland Japanese Garden. (It's sort of always moss week at the Portland Japanese Garden.)

Source: me
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jessamyn pro Yesterday
Saved to /moss
MackReed

the job you want

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amazing: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Instagrampaw
cristin pro Yesterday
@ardgedee you win.
me3dia pro Yesterday
@ardgedee +++
artwells

unsolicited dick pic

a young Dick Clark holding a heart-shaped candy box
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a young Dick Clark holding a heart-shaped candy box
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