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Lockjaw

Q: Are We Not Men?

Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
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Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
It only took me 45 years to finally get my ass to see these guys, and it was so worth it! I've been a fan since high school, but have never been able to line my schedule up with theirs. Oh, and I even got a smiley face bouncy ball from Booji Boy!
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LocalStain

@poorusher

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re- https://mltshp.com/p/1RNR0

Game changer.
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scruss pro 2 hours ago
next level butter management
dad an hour ago
Not too long ago I made a pie crust with thin butter strips like this instead of chunks and it was next level flaky.
m3moellering 55 minutes ago
OOOoooooh!!!!
And @dad I gotta try that!!
ba pro 27 minutes ago
butterfingers!
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poorusher

Todays sandwich

A sandwich on a plate split in two.
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A sandwich on a plate split in two.
Capocollo (AKA Gabagool)
Tomatoes
Sun dried tomatoes
Provolone piccante
Cream cheese
Capers
Pickle slices
On Tiger bread (SKA Dutch crunch)

As the butter is still not spreading in the current temperature, I melted some in a small pan on the lowest heat and soaked and gently fried the bread, just to give the lightest browning.
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LocalStain pro 2 hours ago
Hot tip; when the butter is cold use a vegetable peeler to slice paper thin butter slices that will almost immediately adhere to your(I'm assuming) room temperature bread.

Game changer.
scruss pro 2 hours ago
@LocalStain that might even qualify as a Pro tip, coming from you

Skillet-warmed with butter is about my favourite way to prep bread. Fond memories of the (long gone) Mars Diner's banana bread muffins that they split and browned over butter on the griddle. I made some bannock the other day and gave it the same treatment
ardgedee pro an hour ago
@scruss when I have time and inclination I butter bread and toast it in a frypan rather than our very nice toaster oven. The texture is so much better and the butter permeates through the whole slice that way.

Still you can't beat the convenience of a good ol' toaster (-oven).
nikkuneko

George Martin's "In My Life" Piano Solo at Recording Speed

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short video clip taking the "harpsichord solo" from the beatles track "in my life" and slowing it down to its original recording speed. video is a still photograph of producer george martin sitting at a keyboard in the studio with paul mccartney standing over his shoulder
i was always a big fan of the novel recording techniques developed by george martin while working with the beatles, but this was something i learned about very recently:

"Martin wrote a Bach-influenced piece that he found he could not play at the song's tempo. On 22 October, the solo was recorded with the tape running at half speed, so when played back at normal pace the piano was twice as fast and an octave higher, solving the performance challenge and also giving the solo a unique timbre, reminiscent of a harpsichord." [wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...]

full song for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
the "harpsichord solo" is at 1:28
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joost 4 hours ago
Didn't know this. Tx
scruss pro 2 hours ago
so he Alvin & The Chipmunks'd it?
dad an hour ago
I thought it was a harpsicord.
nikkuneko pro 51 minutes ago
@scruss "but of all these friends and lovers / i would like a hula hoop"
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me3dia

the morning after the cheese ball

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A man and woman wave at someone from in front of a white house. As they turn and walk between topiary back to the house, it's revealed that neither is wearing pants or underwear.
nsfw: butts

source: https://www.tumblr.com/fatmagic...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Do you think she has sock tattoos on her lower legs?
tonyb pro an hour ago
Girl you got me diggin' it the way you Porky Piggin' it...
gwint

Self-Portrait by Man Ray

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1933-35
via https://onlineonly.christies.com/s...
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joost 4 hours ago
Maurits Eschers famous lithograph is from 1935 apparently
infini

 

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ba pro 5 hours ago
diabolical!
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Get those war-fighters right on this.
shitleopard 5 hours ago
THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW!
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
US Military hates this one weird trick!
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
WHAT WILL THEY SINK TO NEXT??
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LocalStain

/theydidthemath

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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
No salespeople will call.
gwint

The Time Being

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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B6FA798A3449 pro 13 hours ago
"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Is he holding Wink Martindale captive?
idogcow 4 hours ago
[Pulls out Sonic] "Allons-y!"
snarkout

Happy Appomattox Day

The cover from a comic book, "Our Fighting Forces featuring the Loseres: Capt. Storm, Johnny Cloud, Gunner & Sarge". "When the losers take a furlough, it's goodbye Broadway--hello Death! The cover shows four figures in uniform (in in an eyepatch and captain's hat) peering down a circular manhole into a metal-lined vault. There, three hands hold elaborate, Kirby-style firearms pointed at them.
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The cover from a comic book, "Our Fighting Forces featuring the Loseres: Capt. Storm, Johnny Cloud, Gunner & Sarge". "When the losers take a furlough, it's goodbye Broadway--hello Death! The cover shows four figures in uniform (in in an eyepatch and captain's hat) peering down a circular manhole into a metal-lined vault. There, three hands hold elaborate, Kirby-style firearms pointed at them.
source: https://www.hipcomic.com/listing...

Yesterday, Virginia governor Abigail Spanberger signed a bill into law ending issuance of the license plates honoring Robert E. Lee (the fees for which funded the Sons of Confederate Veterans). Happy Appomattox Day to all from #kirbythursday. (Our Fighting Forces no. 156, 1975, cover by Jack Kirby and Mike Royer)
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scruss

Stompin' Tom's Perpetual Calendar

A complicated set of tables that allows one to work out the day of the week of any day from year 1 to year 3100
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A complicated set of tables that allows one to work out the day of the week of any day from year 1 to year 3100
TIL that Canadian music legend Stompin' Tom Connors designed and published a perpetual calendar in the 1970s

How it works: https://www.harrowsmithmag.com/2181...

Image source: https://stompintomstore.com/products...
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cristin

for those who celebrate

Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
Happy April 8, everyone.
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artwells pro 15 hours ago
See also

https://mltshp.com/p/1RNP7
artwells pro 15 hours ago
Let's make it a holiday
cristin pro 13 hours ago
@artwells yes, except I made this one from scratch with fresh high-rez grabs from the bluray :D
artwells pro 13 hours ago
@cristin and that is well appreciated extra puss on that grave
wmo pro 13 hours ago
as one does
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csilverman

the show must go on

A thin, rickety bridge extends through a raging red and yellow inferno. Marching along the bridge is an eerie procession, led by a person wearing a tall top hat. The person is blowing a trumpet. Behind them, a hulking figure with a windup key sticking out of its back thumps a drum with a red star on it, hung around its neck. In the rear is a small, hunched figure with horns and a tail, playing a saxophone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A thin, rickety bridge extends through a raging red and yellow inferno. Marching along the bridge is an eerie procession, led by a person wearing a tall top hat. The person is blowing a trumpet. Behind them, a hulking figure with a windup key sticking out of its back thumps a drum with a red star on it, hung around its neck. In the rear is a small, hunched figure with horns and a tail, playing a saxophone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
/checks notes
tweedlydo pro 5 hours ago
soundtrack: https://youtu.be/lGOmb_yx...
LocalStain

Gil Scott Heron Was Right.

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source: https://old.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
I hear tbey are selling off our national art collection, which is housed in public buildings, they are also selling off.
idogcow 15 hours ago
How much can a new forrest cost Michael, $5?
tweedlydo pro 5 hours ago
don’t forget the fucking ballroom
bencmeissner

KYR

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Seattle folks: Is there anywhere in the area giving away Know Your Rights cards? A friend is on their way there and needed them in the MSP airport. Long shot maybe, but seeing if I can help them be prepared for the trip back.
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bencmeissner pro 5 hours ago
@mackreed You’re in Seattle, right?
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
@bencmeissner I’d start with the Washington Immigrant Solidarity Network, which has been distributing them in a variety of places. Their phone number is at the top of this page: https://waisn.org/resource...
bencmeissner pro 4 hours ago
@MackReed Awesome, thank you. Passed this along.
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Lockjaw pro an hour ago
I'm your moon, you're my moon
We go round and round
heyitsal

Assassin Bug Egg Cluster

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Found it on one of my Crepe Myrtles and I'm totally psyched. Lookout you little honeydew pooping aphid bastards! The assassins are coming to town!
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ba pro 7 hours ago
What is the out-of-focus object on the grass?
heyitsal pro an hour ago
@ba Its a puppy toy!
ba pro 26 minutes ago
@heyitsal 👍🏻
idogcow

Stardate 47988

Captain Picard, in his pyjamas, asking Troi the date. (From the final episode of Star Trek TNG, "All Good Things")
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Captain Picard, in his pyjamas, asking Troi the date. (From the final episode of Star Trek TNG, "All Good Things")
"You there, Troi. What day is it?"

"Stardate 47988."

(Then I haven't missed it)
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ba pro 7 hours ago
No, no... I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell 'em to bring it here, that I may give them the directions where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes, and I'll give you half-a-crown!".
jpoulos pro 6 hours ago
"There's more of gravy than of the grave about you, Q"
m3moellering 6 hours ago
@ba @jpoulos Are we celebrating Thatcher’s death?
ba pro 5 hours ago
@m3moellering no
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
We are celebrating chest thatch.
m3moellering 55 minutes ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Heheheheh
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dphiffer

on strike

We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
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We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

I'm on an Amtrak train heading to my first strike. I'll be picketing all day at 155 6th Ave for anyone who wants to come support us in NYC!
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beep pro 7 hours ago
✊🏻❤️
bezt pro 7 hours ago
Is this the right strike fund, Dan? https://www.gofundme.com/f...
dphiffer pro 4 hours ago
@bezt yes that's us. We raised over $10k yesterday!
dphiffer pro 4 hours ago
fwiw management says they are withholding wages for folks who went on strike.
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roue

Appalachian Trail Sunrise

Sunrise on the Appalachian Trail in the Great Smokie Mountains.
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Sunrise on the Appalachian Trail in the Great Smokie Mountains.
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roue Yesterday
My desktop background auto-updates from a webcam on the Appalachian Trail in the Smokies. This morning was particularly beautiful.
n0wak

Ancient technology of The Elders

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ang pro 19 hours ago
That was a weird place that liked to talk about assassination.
ba pro 7 hours ago
That phreaks me out!
poorusher

You are about to enter a world of pain

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.
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Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.
https://universeodon.com/@UncleDu...
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bezt pro 23 hours ago
A pained expression
urlnotfound pro 21 hours ago
Inbred? No. In pain. He's French.
sdbillin 16 hours ago
Bad gloryhole. Would not recommend.
2 stars
idogcow 15 hours ago
Zöe Bread cosplay?
danelectro pro 12 hours ago
life is pain, highness
ba pro 7 hours ago
@urlnotfound +1
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3rdparty

idiocracy.wtf

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I equally love and hate that https://idiocracy.wtf exists
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 17 hours ago
Some of these citations are a bit of a stretch. I don't think Starbucks having a large and expensive menu is more than 50% of the way to Starbucks giving you a rub and tug.
not_on_display pro 17 hours ago
not yet! for now, though, i'm sticking to dunkin. i got my medical degree at dunkin.
williwaw

every goddamn day

illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
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illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
3 days ago
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wjcstp pro 3 days ago
permanent status
m3moellering 2 days ago
@wjcstp +++
williwaw pro 2 days ago
we're all really going through it, huh
snarkout

Millions Now Living Will Never Die

A screenshot, green text on black. "On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging."
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A screenshot, green text on black. "On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging."
source: https://www.sbnation.com/a...

If you haven't read Jon Bois' "17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future", let me recommend it. Genuinely one of the greatest and most heartwarming pieces of science fiction from the last decade.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
I strongly 2nd this, it's a cool story (whether you like football or not), and an excellent use of the web as storytelling platform.
bezt pro Yesterday
Jon Bois is a singular genius, and we are lucky to have him.
3rdparty pro Yesterday
[Tortoise Intensifies]
cristin pro 19 hours ago
this was a "Torchwood" episode, right?
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 17 hours ago
I'm glad he got his bag but I don't know how whatever book deal he got that derailed 20021 is going to be as good as what it would have been on the web.
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joffaboy

Peekaboo people!

A closeup of the moon fills the bottom diagonal 2/3rds of the photo, and it shows hundreds of large and tiny craters, lit brightly by sun. The distance a small blue planet earth, dusted with white clouds, is rising over the moon's horizon. The rest of the sky is pitch black
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A closeup of the moon fills the bottom diagonal 2/3rds of the photo, and it shows hundreds of large and tiny craters, lit brightly by sun. The distance a small blue planet earth, dusted with white clouds, is rising over the moon's horizon. The rest of the sky is pitch black
https://www.nasa.gov/gallery...
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3rdparty pro Yesterday
S/MOON
jpoulos pro Yesterday
cheeky monkeys
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I can see my house from here!
MackReed pro Yesterday
9 billion voices cry out: "MMMM, CHEEEESE!"
mare Yesterday
I can see my mare over there!
dapete Yesterday
Rise of the planet of the apes
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LocalStain

✊🏼

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n0wak Yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
3rdparty pro Yesterday
@n0wak wow. Turn your head as it plays
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
They started a war without warning any of the Americans over there and refused to help them get out.
me3dia

[Pink Floyd intensifies]

art002e009301 (April 6, 2026) – Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.
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art002e009301 (April 6, 2026) – Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.
The dark side of the moon, eclipsing the sun.


source: https://www.nasa.gov/image-de...
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sdbillin

Jumping on the memewagon

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artwells pro Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RNP6
scruss pro 21 hours ago
I enjoyed my carton of milk today, yes I did

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