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samh
Well played. These two absolutely go together.
li'l (cheesy) buddy
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: “Little buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!”
*chef's kiss*
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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
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it's got the electrolytes beans crave
@nikkuneko lol
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
This conjures up the most unsavory image.
LAZERBEANS
"When I'm at a restaurant I like to send my food back and tell them it's 'Too Dr. Peppery' just to see what they change."
– James Acaster
– James Acaster
@robotmachine
I don’t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzard’s “Dress to Kill” as my all time favorite standup.
I don’t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzard’s “Dress to Kill” as my all time favorite standup.
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
https://apnews.com/article...
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A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
At the Dromana cemetery
Life goals: be the kind of person where people leave random dinosaurs or other whimsical gifts at your grave
aw
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
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Will not be able to unsee
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
Of course _my_ corndogs include a mushroom duxelle layer.
@neuracnu Beef Wellington with mushrooms has a more ominous flavour here in Victoria (Aus)
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
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"No ideas but in things"
Do you suppose she has already been married off?
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Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
1975, allegedly.
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
@bezt jinx
@pk https://mltshp.com/search... is actually a pretty good retrospective. The Semiotic Standard is only in there three or four times!
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
Ohh gorgeous!
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
Nice, did you get out of the US?
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
oh WENDY!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Congratulations!! This is so great!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Congratulations!! This is so great!
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
yayyyyy!
Hej!
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
Jealous!
Hullo!
Wonderful
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
Hello, neighbour!
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! 💜
Congratulations on the move!
@jpoulos Thank you!
@dad Yes, thank goodness!
@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.
@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.
@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!
@wjcstp Thanks!
@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).
@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.
@pk Thank you!
@BMK 🍅
@dad Yes, thank goodness!
@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.
@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.
@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!
@wjcstp Thanks!
@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).
@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.
@pk Thank you!
@BMK 🍅
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photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
FINALLY i can master super mario 3
(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
aha, something to take into the shelter with you when you're under a tornado watch this afternoon/evening
Money saving coupons!
@williwaw gonna carry it straight outdoors to the funnel cloud and let it tanuki-suit me straight to the great beyond
@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
Bill Mayer, who illustrated that cover, is still alive and actively producing art (though very different now). https://www.thebillmayer.com/
@owl oh, nice, thank you for the identification! TIL about his work!
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by Elliot McGucken
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
👁️
I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
@cristin I was thinking the exact same thing.
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a crop from a line of a musical score, indicating a 7-beat rest (meaning no music is played). the score has a bass clef, with "END" printed to the left of the line and "Fine" printed to the right.
cropped from someone's heroic attempt to transcribe (the bass part for) "fabienk" by angine de poitrine, available here:
https://www.davedaranjo.com/media...
https://www.davedaranjo.com/media...
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If Alan offers to let you meet his little buddy and first mate, I should warn you, he doesn't mean Gilligan.
any port in a storm
A three hour tour
Can'r wait for the mshltp of this!
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picture of a man in a formal jacket and black tie with the title "Wet Sex Man"
The new EP is amazing.
every girl's crazy bout a...
More of a Dry Hump Chap meself
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I just went to the grocery store the other day. There is a heck of a lot more that should be on this list now.
@urlnotfound Short ribs! Banh Mi!
I love pho (vegan version) and it was basically a soup of what was around during wartime.
Nothing poor about oxtail recently.
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Band with 70s-era fashion playing in front of psychedelic visuals.
Holy crap. This is great.
Yes...
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
oh heqq yeah, they have stuff on bandcamp:
https://fangus.bandcamp.com/
https://fangus.bandcamp.com/
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A stack of indecipherable objects sits in a gloomy dull gray netherworld. The objects vaguely resemble tree stumps, although at least one of them looks like bolted-together metal. Two of them have neat, machined holes. Drifting from one of the holes is a wispy glowing entity that looks like a tadpole made of white light. The environment is foggy, and the dim outlines of other stacks can be seen in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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I can't see the letters "AI" typed anywhere on the MLT and not think it's referring to @heyitsal. Am I alone in this?
@samh the jolt of subconscious recognition of my own name everywhere and then being annoyed that it was actually "A.I.", is definitely contributing to a future heart attack.
@heyitsal it's like that line from Office Space and the character named Michael Bolton. "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!"
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A middle aged dork on a cargo bike with a passenger. The passenger is smiling widely.
She’s been coming with me to pick her big sister up from school. It’ll be her school in the fall, but big sis will be moving on to middle school.
That just means the world to kids her age.
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a man regretting his decision to eat a chocolate covered corn dog at the 2011 Orange County (CA) Fair.
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RLV2
A chocolate covered corn dog WITH SPRINKLES at the 2011 Orange County Fair. Where were the chocolate covered beef wellington regrets? I never saw them.
A chocolate covered corn dog WITH SPRINKLES at the 2011 Orange County Fair. Where were the chocolate covered beef wellington regrets? I never saw them.
Is that a cake-dog?!?!
@ba - Chocolate Covered Corn Dog - fair stunt food. We also got fried butter and fried kool-aid that year.
@crazyunclejoe you complete me.
Naw for me dog. I think the Koreans have the stunt dogs covered, but edible.
@dad - if it's edible, is it even a stunt?
There was a booth at our local street fair a few years back that had THE BEST chorizo corn dogs. The batter had kernels of corn and green chiles in it. I haven't seen that booth since, and I didn't get the name, but I really hope I find them again some day.
@Xedrik - @dad is right about Korean dogs. They often have corny batter, and all manner of tasty other things. If you can find a K-Dog place, I fully recommend.
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Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled – AlternativeTentacles
Hope he recovers to stir more trouble.
(Tries to come up with clever wordplay involving DK lyrics and strokes. Fails miserably.)
Fuck!
MATE! SPAWN! ....... AND LIVE!