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The goose from Untitled Goose Game, holding a knife in its mouth, over a blue gradient background, with the text "What matters is not the eggs, It is the Goose itself, True Value= The power to be horrible"
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A largish (~0.4x0.8 m) two color (orange and grey) print in a frame. Near the top, in orange script inside a white box, it reads "The law locks up the man or woman / Who steals the goose from off the common." Below this, in the background, is a line of people with various hair styles are lined up through an opening in a concrete block wall. They wear orange jumpsuits on which is written "COUNTY JAIL". In the foreground, two white men in suits and ties shake hands, one of them holding a folder. They are cut off at the knees by another text box reading "But leaves the greater felon loose, / Who steals the common from under the goose." Below this is a goose, perhaps dead but perhaps angrily beating its wings. On one leg is a tag reading "EXHIBIT A". Below the print, in pencil, (left side) "1/4 (d)" and (right side) "TWilson '01".
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A sandy desert landscape with spare, dry-looking grasses; a surly looking cat with a round face almost exactly the same color as the ground and vegetation is looking at the camera.
source: https://www.theguardian.com/environm...
"When wildlife photographer Mohammed Almuntasir uploaded 18 seconds of footage to YouTube, he thought little more about the small, pale cat seen digging a hollow in the sand in the remote dunes of south-west Libya.
"The video, however, posted in 2017, turned out to be the first material evidence that the sand cat (Felis margarita), the world’s only felid adapted to true desert conditions, existed in the country."
Almuntasir's YouTube video and more photos of this beautiful baby at the link. (The sand cat was not believed extinct or anything, but there is apparently a thriving population in the Libyan desert that was not previously known to exist.)
"When wildlife photographer Mohammed Almuntasir uploaded 18 seconds of footage to YouTube, he thought little more about the small, pale cat seen digging a hollow in the sand in the remote dunes of south-west Libya.
"The video, however, posted in 2017, turned out to be the first material evidence that the sand cat (Felis margarita), the world’s only felid adapted to true desert conditions, existed in the country."
Almuntasir's YouTube video and more photos of this beautiful baby at the link. (The sand cat was not believed extinct or anything, but there is apparently a thriving population in the Libyan desert that was not previously known to exist.)
That whole article was so good.
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That title needs to be on an album cover.
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a woman in shiny tights, a red crop top that reads PELOTON, and green mouse ears. The caption reads, "If at any point you need a dance break, baby, please take it.
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Two planetoids flying in the same ecliptic plane are dwarfed by Jupiter’s Great Red Spot - a massive, swirling, eye-shaped, ochre storm above the huge planet’s horizontally-cloud-striped surface.
captured by Cassini: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
We live in the most extraordinary times, and we're wasting it.
"NEEEYOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
Hi there !
@jpoulos - i think that pretty much puts a finger on the little extra bit of sadness i feel at the state of the world.
Sic transit gloria lunae?
Fantastic.
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Animated GIF from Call Me by Your Name: In a dimly lit outdoor dance venue, Oliver (Armie Hammer) dances with loose, carefree movements while Elio (Timothée Chalamet) watches before joining the dance floor. The scene captures a playful, flirtatious atmosphere among a crowd of young people.
source: https://www.sleek-mag.com #FDP
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this is just to say
i have failed to eat
the billionaires
who are burning
the world
and who
you almost certainly
wish would burn
instead
forgive me
there are too many
and they make
me sick
https://sunny.garden/@moonrabbit/116816961355732447
i have failed to eat
the billionaires
who are burning
the world
and who
you almost certainly
wish would burn
instead
forgive me
there are too many
and they make
me sick
https://sunny.garden/@moonrabbit/116816961355732447
source: https://sunny.garden/@moonrab...
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Comic panel: a hulking green alien bursts through a living room door announcing, “Earthling, we want you!” a fellow in green shirt and easy chair looks up from his newspaper and says, “Oh, happy day!”
That's me reading Dungeon Crawler Carl book 6.
@heyitsal HAH!
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Peugeot 404 Diesel Record Car, 1965
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Punky Meadows puckering
I bet he owned a full-size poodle
@bocaj and they dressed alike.
C’mon, Punky. Let’s get funky!
Cocaine was probably involved in every decision in this photograph.
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Red Dwarf's Kryten under the text 'Is this the first time the UK's been looking for a Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
Via Facebook
Idris Elba for all three please.
@jpoulos 💯
@jpoulos He has been so adamant that the Bond thing is a nonstarter. The announcement would have to be him waking up in a locked room wearing a tuxedo, and shouting for his agent.
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Went to Seattle Field to watch the Bosnia v Qatar World Cup match, I’ve always wanted to see a World Cup game in person. I had great seats, neat the Bosnia supporter section, so it was chants, tifo, and drumming for the entire game. A great time and then afterwards hung out in the hot sun in Pioneer Square with folks. Not a huge sports fan, but I really enjoyed the event and the fan participation.
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Photo of a windowless corridor. Shot is taken from the elbow of 90 degree turn. In the foreground, there is green geometric carpeting and a beige wall. Beyond the turn in the background, the floor changes to grey tile and the walls are hot pink. On the inside of the elbow, the corner is beveled, and there are three tall, opaque windows in the beveled area.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
I've never wanted to visit Oklahoma City before. I still don't, but I don't want to less than before.
*I most recently visited Oklahoma City 2 months ago
*I most recently visited Oklahoma City 2 months ago
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clip of a commercial for the phone sex line. A woman in heavy makeup looks over her shoulder and makes a weird "sultry" face while a plush duck wearing sunglasses, a fedora and zip-up jacket fades in at right. Below, the number 1-900-740-DUCK appears, followed by "Live – One On One"
Incredibly, this is from a real ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
Autocorrect strikes again
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Edward Norton and Brad Pitt at the USA match in LA
We were at SoFi Stadium on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...
Flop Club
Even Ed can't afford one of those goddamned jerseys.
I am Jack's luxury suite ennui.
@mikenmar +++
Good camo, people will be busy trying to read the shirt, the other looks like an official.
@mikenmar Well done
@jpoulos 🦇 country!
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Titled as found: https://hachyderm.io/@twodare...
*Angry like*
So, like, is Mrs. Jetson just kicking back and eating bon bons?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 She's hidden away with all the other handmaidens
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A shoreline behind a great blue heron. The shore has concrete, rocks and greenery. The heron is standing straight up and facing the right towards the water.
Powderhorn Park’s resident heron.
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source: Softbank's unhinged slide deck justifying a ¥1 quadrillion valuation: https://www.metafilter.com/213635...
ahaha was just spamming a sibling with this
Might as well just be a gif of a drunk lying on the sidewalk shooting a money gun into the gutter.
"What produces the bills is inside the gun"
"What produces the bills is inside the gun"
“Like” but not like.
Assuming a cloaca is involved, it would be both gold eggs and copious amounts of shit.
"If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"
"If you're so rich, why aren't you smart?"
"If you're so rich, why aren't you smart?"
much meme ensues: https://mltshp.com/p/1RS50
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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
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Spectacular!!!
Spectacular!!!
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
SO COOL
Fabulous 🤩
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
It's so good - well done!
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
I love this!
This is great!
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
It looks so, so good!
Wizard!
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
Gorgeous! <3
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
Fantastic!
absolutely stunning! 💐
Congratulations.
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
Amazing!
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
[this is good]
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
<3 so good!
Wowowow!
this really crushes - a painter with a degree in painting who pretends to know about painting.
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This is gjetost or Norwegian brown cheese, caramelly, sweet, whey based, often made of goat's milk. Ost is the name for cheese in Scandinavian languages. This is in reference to how much native cheese and fish, Norway's World Cup Team imported, 80 kg gjetost, 100 kg Jarlsberg Ost, 300 kg Salmon, 100 kg Halibut.
This is gjetost, or Norwegian brown cheese, caramelly, sweet, whey based, often made of goat's milk. Ost is the name for cheese in Scandinavian languages. This is in reference to how much native cheese and fish, Norway's World Cup Team imported, 80 kg of gjetost, also 300 kg Salmon, 100 kg Halibut, 100 kg Jarlsberg Ost,
more like yay!-tost
Served thinly sliced with apples is so good. I’ve never made it through a whole block of it though
I wasn't far from right, gietost is goat cheese.
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A ghost that resembles the Apple ghost emoji – arms up, tongue stuck out, left eye larger than the other — hovers over a blue mountain under a blue night sky. The ghost has a pink tongue. One eye is yellow, the other eye is green, and both eyes have two concentric circles inside them. A hazy moon sits in the top right of the sky. There is a slight greenish glow around the horizon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".