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joffaboy

17th or 21st?

A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
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A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
(Century)

This was the view coming down the steep hill to Mallaig one morning. It wasn't the only sailing ship to arrive in the 5 days we were there...

Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRP5

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Argie

Special Phil and Catfish Donny

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RIP Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf You Will Be Missed
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nikkuneko

minor health goal: can finally do 5 uninterrupted miles at a decent pace

screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.

screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
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snarkout pro 11 hours ago
Hell yeah.
pk pro 11 hours ago
That's great work. Way to go!
wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
LocalStain pro 9 hours ago
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...

That was the last time I ran a mile.
mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
mingusdew an hour ago
Amazing!
m3moellering 41 minutes ago
Congratulations!
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foist

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
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Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
Stolen from bluesky...
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ufez

How I Roll

Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster

Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
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jaybee

 

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scotto

wise words

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nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
finally, the wisdom i needed #blest #horsetime
artwells pro 12 hours ago
Eat! Horsetime.
B6FA798A3449 pro 12 hours ago
Half horsefishalligator half man
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
this is … one of those AI thingies, isn’t it.
mare pro 9 hours ago
No Comment
tamrow pro 8 hours ago
I sea horse.
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poorusher

Merguez sausages, Spanish rice and harissa

A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
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A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
Garbage photo but pretty tasty. I had Merguez sausages once years and years ago and often lust after them. Marks and Spencers now stock them.

First time I made Spanish rice also. Jessica usually makes it and is pretty boss at it, mine was so so.
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hertz pro 9 hours ago
Did you let out a little squee when you saw them at M&S?
poorusher 7 hours ago
@hertz it was actually via Ocado which is the online delivery system (who also stock M&S) so not quite the same as seeing them in store but exciting nonetheless.
waldopepper

Meanwhile in Moscow... a light seasoning

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mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
This was an own goal, Russian anti-drone missile made the lid flipping boom
jive_t pro 12 hours ago
@mcmjolnir even better says i
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
Also this is AI.
poorusher 6 hours ago
Check this out

https://mastodon.online/@pluszys...
Argie pro 2 hours ago
@mcmjolnir iot made the entire thing so much better knowing they did it to themselves lol
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urlnotfound

my daughter has an aesthetic

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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.

It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Cool!

How much did the wrap cost?
urlnotfound pro 23 hours ago
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
trey pro 21 hours ago
Fantastic
travis pro 20 hours ago
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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joffaboy

Mallaig view

Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland.

Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRRY
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Lovely
drurystephanie Yesterday
I yearn for this
WikiAdam Yesterday
I want to go to there.

What's Maillag like?
B6FA798A3449 pro 18 hours ago
I am experiencing envy.
joffaboy pro 2 hours ago
@WikiAdam A lovely place with lots going for it, - and lots of tourism in a low key way. Apart from wilderness, ferries to Skye and the Small Isles there's small town stuff and fishing. I expect it's less appealing in winter, but I really enjoyed the time I spent there.
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MackReed

proposed emoji

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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.

"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
bezt pro Yesterday
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.

This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
urlnotfound

we're going shopping

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The original color of the car
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.

They did a nice job on the wrap.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
this is great.
travis pro 20 hours ago
:chefs-kiss:
robritz

View from Tibidabo, Barcelona

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There's a small mountain on the north edge of Barcelona. The peak is called Tibidabo. There's an amusement park that hugs the side of the mountain. You start at the top and work your way down, then you can either hike back up or take a lift. It was really fun.

We went in the evening and my daughter and I hopped on the ferris wheel right before closing. This is the view facing away from the city.

Camera nerdery: Sony A7iii, Tamron 35-150 2-2.8.
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zork

Big Prairie, Glacier NP

In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
samh pro 21 hours ago
Downed tree season is real!
poorusher

Team assemble!

Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
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Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
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3rdparty pro 15 hours ago
Ceci n'est pas une squad
nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
i still have my pipe squad:
https://mltshp.com/p/1MT54
mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
I do pipe squats down at the gym
MackReed

nuh-uh

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a shirtless man with demonic face, horns and dubious expression repeatedly shakes his head
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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rogrtheshrubber pro 19 hours ago
Calibos!
0y3ahSansAcut3

Tree Of Life

Lone remaining tree in a deforested area of The Amazon.
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Lone remaining tree in a deforested area of The Amazon.
A lone tree stands in a deforested area of the Amazon rainforest.
#hotography #RaphaelAlves AFP Getty

https://www.theguardian.com/environm...
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MackReed

simulator

A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
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A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
this is stupid and satisfying: https://screen.toys/firewood/
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Oh that's amazing.
samh pro Yesterday
I will no longer be getting any work done for the remainder of the month of June.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
wow I have a crappy video card. frame rate was something like 1 per second.
Still, looks fun.
roonie pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado Fun? Mate, this is work!
When the boss asks, what are you doing? I'm working, Hard! ffs
otaman pro Yesterday
So good.

But I would like to stack my firewood a particular way ...
idogcow Yesterday
No featured, getting the splitting wedges stuck
waldopepper pro Yesterday
I wanted to make a full circle of chopped wood but it looks like it's only half way round then you can't add any more :( Please send help.
rogrtheshrubber pro 19 hours ago
My first job after I graduated high school and got married was at a secondhand furniture/appliance store. In addition to buying and selling pretty much anything we also bought semi-trailer loads of logs in the summer and cut/split/stacked cords and cords of firewood to sell. Of course, when I say "we" I mean me, as I was the sole employee. Thankfully, one day my boss made a trade for a hydraulic splitter and I no longer had to swing an axe all day.
samh pro 17 hours ago
I wasted enough time to fill four concentric half-rings, @waldopepper.
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LocalStain

The Charles.

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poorusher 16 hours ago
Oooof
snarkout

G🏀TV

Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
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Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Limited edition Knicks sticker for early voting today, to correspond with the parade.
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jpoulos pro 22 hours ago
Greatest city in the world.
1f2frfbf

Polaroid Archive

A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
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A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
An SX-70 Polaroid print of Dorothy Hamill by Andy Warhol. Photographed by me, many years ago.

I've seen, and held, and photographed, some things.

Inspired by https://mltshp.com/p/1RRN0 and @LocalStain's video which I'm not smart enough to link.
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poorusher 16 hours ago
Lovely!

You know about this right?
https://mltshp.com/polaroids

If not I can save it to that group.
1f2frfbf pro 13 hours ago
@poorusher I'm in!
MackReed

let’s go shopping to lift our spirits

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animation loop: a pink skeleton walks slowly past shelf after empty grocery shelf, pushing an empty aquamarine grocery cart
taf: https://www.tumblr.com/hot-pain...
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samh pro 21 hours ago
Toilet paper aisle at Walmart, March 2020.
joost 19 hours ago
@samh ++
dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
@samh (chef's kiss)
urlnotfound pro 18 hours ago
I felt like an idiot when I came home from Costco with a giant pack of toilet paper, the second purchased in two weeks, in late February 2020 because I forgot to update the shopping list.

That feeling did not last.
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joffaboy

London Tube map of the digestive system

London Tube style map of the digestive system
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London Tube style map of the digestive system
Source: https://www.radiologycafe.com/blog...
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scruss pro Yesterday
cue takedown from TfL in 3, 2, ...
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Just had my colonoscopy so I am very familiar with the not-pictured express route.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
St Pancreas innit
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
"Hand me the sigmoidoscope!"
BMK Yesterday
@mcmjolnir ++
BennyTheIcepick pro 23 hours ago
@mcmjolnir
Whoohoo chugging the party jug!
misslivie 19 hours ago
this is a Piccadilly Line Train to......Cockfosters.
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scotto

too true

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3rdparty pro Yesterday
Chuckles in Canadian
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Chuckholes in American because there is only war money, not infrastructure money.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
*Steve Miller Band intensifies*
artwells

instant wife

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fallout zombie saying something
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dogwelder pro 18 hours ago
has to wipe
jive_t pro 17 hours ago
That guy has no nose. How does he smell?
foist pro 16 hours ago
Instead a what
poorusher 16 hours ago
Tyco Brahe
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
It's a wolf.
rogrtheshrubber pro 15 hours ago
@jive_t Terrible!
rogrtheshrubber pro 15 hours ago
Hands can wave
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
take your shoe off
mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
Such a whif
Davezilla pro 11 hours ago
@jive_t I don’t think he smells very good.
Argie pro 2 hours ago
Hashtag wow
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scotto

hit new film

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B6FA798A3449 pro 9 hours ago
I go through all this before you wake up
waldopepper pro 25 minutes ago
I think she's listening to the irritating noises of dinosaurs and people dabbling inside.
tom

Alfred Joseph Casson

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williwaw pro Yesterday
literally loudly gasped

incredible
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Neo cubism?
wjcstp pro Yesterday
that waterline detail is so good
tomb Yesterday
Tom Thomson came paddling past...
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caitlinburke

PSA

Sign urging people not to plant bamboo near data centers because it’s so invasive. Sure would be a shame.
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Sign urging people not to plant bamboo near data centers because it’s so invasive. Sure would be a shame.
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dphiffer pro 2 days ago
Japanese Knotweed is another plant that you really should not plant near data centers.
caitlinburke pro 2 days ago
@dphiffer good tip! Folks, feel free to add warnings + regions where they are most disruptive to the local habitat.
williwaw pro 2 days ago
Willows & cottonwoods shouldn't be planted either, as their roots can severely destroy water lines and will travel 20-25 feet looking for water. Especially near data centers that promised not to take water out of the ravaged Colorado River but now are suing to do so.
williwaw pro 2 days ago
Also when stressed they send up even more trees so they're devilishy hard to remove. Look for any trees/plants in the poplar and salix genera for natives in your area to avoid these characteristics.
me3dia pro Yesterday
(Please, nobody plant Japanese Knotweed *anywhere* — it will be there far longer than the data center, killing local plants and spreading like a disease.)
cristin pro Yesterday
@williwaw +++
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csilverman

can you hear me now

A small figure wearing a disproportionately large spherical helmet stands in a light blue space, studying a device in its hand. The creature is wearing a shiny gray space suit. Both the helmet and suit have small glowing lights and details on them. The face plate of the helmet has a bluish sheen to it. The device of the creature is studying is small and boxy, with a blue screen that has indecipherable green lettering on it. The creature is also carrying a briefcase. A round white celestial object sits in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small figure wearing a disproportionately large spherical helmet stands in a light blue space, studying a device in its hand. The creature is wearing a shiny gray space suit. Both the helmet and suit have small glowing lights and details on them. The face plate of the helmet has a bluish sheen to it. The device of the creature is studying is small and boxy, with a blue screen that has indecipherable green lettering on it. The creature is also carrying a briefcase. A round white celestial object sits in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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