Arrested for violently pulling up the grass

“it’s called existence, look it up”

Is the Fashion Being in the room with us now?

They threw a whole 7 layer dip on that bad boy

NO
KILL
I

I heard it's going around.

My colon never stood a chance

St. Peter’s Boutique

If you get mailers from AARP this is playing for real in your head.

Imagine if it was dim, low music, it’s all warm and snuggly, weighted blanket. 1 hr. That’s all it would take.

They would have so many repeat visitors.

you are my hero today

//Find the kodama//
I SEENT IT

What's on the pamphlets?

You're the Boo Radley of opposing fascism.

@shfitz one English/Spanish quarter page describing your rights when encountering ICE. The other a folded multi-page pamphlet on how to use whistles when encountering ICE, also in English and Spanish

dual v6s? I mean... sure?

She looks really good at breathy dirty talk

She aged, you know.

Bought one of the hats right away

and may OG infowars types not hassle you.

The couple that climbs together, commits crime together.

They are both rakishly good-looking, of course. And Russian.

lost me with the "e"s in both cases

Clearly the dog wrote this.

Mine loves cheese Pringles and will yell at me if I don't share.

@Lockjaw my wife does the same

As a "person of size", I was utterly flummoxed by someone driving by as I was walking, yelling out their car window "I LOVE YOUR BELLY!"
I literally did not know what to do with that information.

Way back in the day, when I decided to get my ears pierced, I went to Claire's. (I know... at least, /now/ I know...) Anyhoo. While I was sitting in the chair and the tech was putting the studs in, there was a little girl standing there, biting her thumb, staring intensely at me. Once the tech finished and stepped away to get an after-care kit, the little girl took a cautious step forward and quietly asked, "...did it hurt?" I told her no, just a little pinch and that's it.

Still biting her thumb, still fiercely holding eye contact, she shook her head, backed away, and said "I don't believe you."

This post is beautiful

@chauffi I am glad you could share it.

@1f2frfbf Does Ava bark?
Serious question - if she does not hear well, is it now a case of "What's the point?"?

Happy Birthday Ava!!

@roonie She does bark at strangers on two or four feet, but if she wants to get her people's attention, she makes a combination growl/whine we call a "moo." It vibrates deep in her chest and rises in pitch, you can feel/hear it from across the room. It gets the point across to do food/walks/attention.

Her mother made a sound we called the "Taz" imagine the Tasmanian Devil on Looney Tunes: "aaa-BOO aaa-BOO aaa-BOO." So weird sounds are in her bloodline.

My first thought was "Coffee tea milkshake pee" but that is a very dated and regional reference

@artwells Oh Arthur. Where did your mother and I go wrong?

"...I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di..."

Live your Truth, Wilbur.

@roonie As a child, I was traumatized by Dougal And The Blue Cat — https://archive.org/details...

remember when we scolded that poor lady for coloring her cat with markers?

Oh kitty, what did you get into this time?

I remember when this came out, the Summer when my best friend came to stay a few weeks with me and my father in a trailer in a KOA lot after I'd moved away. We went a store that had Pole Position and vented coins into it until Dragon Lair showed up next to it. Then we dumped coins into that until we realized a bunch of it was just guessing what they wanted you to do, or just hitting the button not right when it was prompted, but a bit before or after. We talked about how that was different but kinda the same as Pole Position in that way. We were both into DND from the pre-Advanced DND years, so we also talked about how it was bullshit from a DM's perspective.

Anyway I bought the game recently and didn't even get as far as I used to, even though I wasn't feeding quarters to it, and even though I didn't have to bicycle back to the trailer before my dad got home for dinner.

I do enjoy the playthrough of it though

It was such a beautiful game... It was such an infuriating game. How many dollars did I pump into that, only to get a fraction of the way into the storyline, ever. Thanks for the playthrough.

Don Bluth, man.

Side debate: Is it Bozo the Clowns or Bozos the Clown? (Or Bezos the clown)

The group name of Bozos is a "Senate of Bozos"

B0z0p0lis$

I have actually seen David Arquette - the current official Bozo - perform live on the same ticket with The Residents. It was a ... surreal ... day.

@crazyunclejoe o_O

I bought some merch for the relaunch:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RSGA

We’re all bozos on this bus.

Not shown: Miss Piggy mooning the camera

just because you could, etc., etc.

LATFH

Theft-proof bike? Nobody would want that.

I once fell on the monkey bars...

shut up this is beautiful

I absolutely would.

My other bike is a radiator

@poorusher Hehehehe

I kind of love this

de stijl is real.

something funky going on with the patchwork cobblestone and the mismatched stripes on the pants on the right

@maztik8r yeah, it’s vaguely reminiscent of the BauBike and clones thereof, but I’d need to see more photos to believe this isn’t a fake.

https://www.core77.com/posts...

It’s doubtful the weld on the seat bar could support much weight for long.

Reminds me of https://www.wired.com/2016...

https://stahlrahmen-bikes.de/stahlrah...

@rogrtheshrubber Aha! OK, that nails it down. It was an art bike, 'Brutalist Dreams', by Petor Georgallou/Dear Susan Bikes, circa 2016. From the IA cache of the blog post: https://web.archive.org/web...

> Another of my series of Bikes from Inaccurate Drawings of bikes, this is based on a child s reconstruction of the illustrious Geoff Apps's diagram demonstrating the relevance of "rake" and "trail" taken from Mike Burrows fantastic book "bicycle design".

> Its a fun bike to ride, that brings a smile to peoples faces as well as being a physical in joke among nerds.

@rogrtheshrubber See? I knew this belonged here.

I stumbled across him street-preaching at SXSW back in like 2014, and even before I knew much about him, it was like watching a walking, talking hemorrhoid.

is he dead? dont tease!

"When you're a star, they let you do it"

Clowns

Rough Bootlickers

no to all of this and every permutation thereof

GESBMC* rockers worn proud!

* God's Extra Special Boys Motorcycle Club

Loser shit (derogatory)

Grab his pussy

I wonder if they've since changed the patches to 47? 4547? 45/7? Hmmmmm

@otaman +++

@KMAlexander of the two, 45 was probably the least shite of the two terms. I mean, 45 was completely fucked, and horrendous things were done, but it does seem like a training program for the fucked up shit 47 is doing.

So maybe they're on board with some fucked up shit, but not on board with evil fucked up shit?

"Squeal like a pig now."