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4th Columbo!
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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this is fantastic
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
The Academy Award for Best Performance by a Toad goes to this toad
How to sell a laminator
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Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
It’s hard to tell now. OpenAI released a new image generator that’s incredibly good at hands, continuity, text. So it’s about the get a lot worse.
I’m pretty sure that it is based upon how stretched the distal areas of the radial and ulnar regions are. We should be able to see metacarpals before the laminator.
Welcome to the disappointment potluck
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This deserves a knuckle sandwich.
@gwint Like pickled knuckle, with cumin seeds?
tihi
porch boy spotted
For those who celebrate
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
and rats, I missed TMA-1 discovery day this year!
Caution: Misfits ahead
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The plot of one of my kids' favorite recently published books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books...
i can't kick this feelin' when it hits
Unchained melody
Bernadette Devlin
This is the coolest a place is capable of looking
What Could Go Wrong?
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1950s proposed Soviet nuclear airship
Hindenburg 2: Nuclear Boogaloo!
Beware of Don Karnage, leader of the dreaded Air Pirates and commander of the massive airship the Iron Vulture!
This kills the continent
ugly gerry
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Thanks, I hate it
I thought it was a Crane!
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The photo shows a father and son walking into a restroom on their left. There are three sinks, and then a urinal.
That, Son, is a pipe.
@roonie Hehehehehe
boop
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A dark blue background. Hovering above is a large, orange space invader: one of those blocky pixel monsters from the classic arcade game. It is dropping neon green blocks. Below it, running away from the blocks, is a person, not pixelated, carrying a black umbrella. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Digging the classic arcade vibe!
"hamster poo"
[Personal] Magnolias for my ex
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.
Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.
But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)
#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.
But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)
#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
That’s gorgeous.
good luck; i hope it goes well.
i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.
beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.
beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
[온스테이지2.0] 이날치 - 범 내려온다(with 앰비규어스 댄스컴퍼니)
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On a relatively bare purple stage, a group of singers, rock drummer and two electric bassists sing and play while a large number of eccentrically dressed dancers prance and writhe around them.
Leenalchi is a pansori/pop fusion band. Pansori being a traditional folk music, the singers are recruited from Seoul Nat'l University's traditional music department. It's a pretty demanding style of singing, watch and you'll see. The band is named after a 19th century pansori master.
The South Korean music scene's been making very interesting hybrids of traditional and modern forms for at least a decade. See also Jambinai's postrock fusion.
I love how they also dressed the dancers in a very random mix of modern street wear and pieces from traditional outfits.
This was a viral hit on Korean internets about half a dozen years ago. Two basses, no guitars, pretty tight groove. The lyrics are adapted from tradition, I couldn't find a straightforward translation but this looks like a decent explainer: https://studykoreanatho.me/leenalch...
TIL the founding bassist also does film soundtracks and scored "Train to Busan".
The South Korean music scene's been making very interesting hybrids of traditional and modern forms for at least a decade. See also Jambinai's postrock fusion.
I love how they also dressed the dancers in a very random mix of modern street wear and pieces from traditional outfits.
This was a viral hit on Korean internets about half a dozen years ago. Two basses, no guitars, pretty tight groove. The lyrics are adapted from tradition, I couldn't find a straightforward translation but this looks like a decent explainer: https://studykoreanatho.me/leenalch...
TIL the founding bassist also does film soundtracks and scored "Train to Busan".
Very strangely, for I have no memory of it, the sound evokes a sense of "I have heard this before and I was very young" i.e. 40 or more years ago. Maybe in school?
By this I mean the pansori sound
Thanks for sharing this and the explanation!
big news
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“Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”
https://www.dncr.nc.gov/news...
https://www.dncr.nc.gov/news...
Too long a haul for me, but that's pretty cool.
Technically commemorates a bigunit, but is not one itself.
Truer words...?
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Great piece at the source- https://archive.is/BD5dD
A great read, thank you. The future we don’t want being foisted upon us by people with misplaced intentions.
Ozempix
best 4/20 ever
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on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke.
the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
Def sharing this!
heaven sent
the indignity. you bastards.
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this is what happens when a late night lightning strike causes the cat to piss himself; and then he refuses to participate calmly in a bath. so he gets the shears. now he's just passive aggressive until it grows back.
A great look for summertime heat. My cat loved it.
less efficient machines
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A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
source: https://ruby.social/@camertr...
as true today as it was then
A.I. "I can help with that!"
People tend to get the point being made here, but don't realize that the position that AI is going to push us all into involuntary leisure is inconsistent with it.
TFG
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
I Have To Go... Bobbies Here
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The hand-made Bobby Darin Dream Car. I'm getting very strong Homer Simpson vibes here
It has it's own Wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
It has it's own Wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
for sale matching sofa
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