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baby's face
the guy with me in this photo only, like, yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RVAW
https://mltshp.com/p/1RVAW
jpoulos
Un. Possible.
you turn your back for 5 minutes....
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Don Martin illustration of a man dancing with a lampshade on his head with a bored audience of three watching from a couch
Come *on*, Luanne, you know what this is!
Potrzebie
Made me what I am today.
@snarkout ++
Potrzebie X 2
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woman in jeans smacking her head, holding cracker jacks, captioned "Have you ever had a bad time in Levi's"
it used to be a more colorful world
There was that one 87 degree day that I should have reconsidered jeans...
I went to a snowboarding lesson in jeans
Remember every time somebody tried to make bowling shoes a streetwear thing?
@homerj My first time in LA, I walked the entire Hollywood strip in jeans. It was a bad time.
huh, that US flag is flying backwards
in whose Levi's do you mean?
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My son and I in a kitchen holding bags of peppers
Skinned, chopped, and bagged a bushel and a half of hatch chilis with my son
I don't remember this episode of Breaking Bad.
The best smell on the planet is Hatch, NM on a crisp morning when you fire uo the propane burner and roast up a bag in a random parking lot.
@1f2frfbf they were roasting up a bushels down by the tracks in Portland Oregon today. Brought me back to Santa Fe
WTAF - who is that ADULT to your right?
(And how did you — and I! — end up with all this white hair??)
@caitlinburke ha! He's 21. It's crazy
Wow!
Waaaay up here in the PNW, our local grocery store has Hatch Week, and they roast in the parking lot. It is bliss.
Great idea. I need to suggest that to the local stores here ...
omggggg easy-e is a whole-ass adult!
@caitlinburke @robritz for reference https://mltshp.com/p/1RVC0
@artwells I still remember the album covers you made with him and F many many years ago.
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a coffin carried by clowns
How many did they fit in there?
#FFU
Now on Corncob TV!
How I imagine TFG's procession.
They will never think to look in the clown cemetery.
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"About twenty-five years ago, I made an offhand and somewhat uncharitable remark about the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There was no malice intended, it was just the sort of obnoxious thing I would say back then to piss people off. I was a troublemaker, a shit-stirrer, feeling most at ease in the role of a societal irritant. Perhaps it’s an Australian trait among people of my generation, I don’t know, but that comment has followed me around for the last quarter-century. But the most interesting aspect of all this is not what I said about the Chili Peppers, but rather the response from Flea, their bass player. On Facebook, Flea expressed how hurt he felt by my remark, but went on to say, in great detail, that he loved my music regardless. He wrote a profoundly generous and open-hearted love letter to Nick Cave. I remember being genuinely moved by his words and thinking what a classy guy Flea was, and feeling on some subterranean level that I was unable to fully grasp at that point in my life, that Flea was a human being of an entirely different calibre, indeed, of a higher order.
Over the years, I would run into Flea at music festivals where both our bands were performing and see him backstage when we played in Los Angeles. Although we didn’t become close friends, my encounters with him were always pleasant – there was a presence to Flea that felt genuine and oddly affecting. On the Push the Sky Away tour, we asked Flea if he could assemble a children’s choir, from the Silverlake Conservatory of Music he founded, to accompany the Bad Seeds at the Coachella Festival. When Warren and I were on the Carnage tour, we asked Flea to join us and play the song ‘We No Who U R’. Watching Warren and Flea perform together with such heart and mutual regard was a glorious sight.
Last week, Flea sent me a song and asked if I’d like to add some vocals. It was for a “trumpet record” that he is making. It is not for me to divulge what the song was, only that it is a song I cherish more than most, with arguably the greatest lyric ever written, a song of such esteem that I would never have dared to sing it had Flea not asked me to. I went into the studio on Wednesday and recorded my vocals. The track emerged as a beautiful conversation between Flea’s trumpet and my voice, filled with yearning and love, the song transcending its individual parts and becoming a slowly evolving cosmic dance, in the form of a reconciliation and an apology.
My friend, the artist Thomas Houseago, recounted a story involving Flea. A couple of years ago, Flea, his daughter, Thomas, and a guide were hiking through the backcountry of Yosemite. They had been hiking for five days and were walking along a densely forested trail when a bear appeared on the path before them. Everybody froze. The bear was about ten feet away from them. It was a large black bear with a reddish hue. Thomas and the guide gripped their tent poles, perhaps to defend themselves in case the bear attacked. Flea, however, stepped forward, stood before the bear, and spoke to it. He acknowledged they were visitors in the bear’s territory, expressed his love for the bear, and requested permission to continue along the trail. The bear stepped off the path and allowed them to pass."
Nick Cave
Over the years, I would run into Flea at music festivals where both our bands were performing and see him backstage when we played in Los Angeles. Although we didn’t become close friends, my encounters with him were always pleasant – there was a presence to Flea that felt genuine and oddly affecting. On the Push the Sky Away tour, we asked Flea if he could assemble a children’s choir, from the Silverlake Conservatory of Music he founded, to accompany the Bad Seeds at the Coachella Festival. When Warren and I were on the Carnage tour, we asked Flea to join us and play the song ‘We No Who U R’. Watching Warren and Flea perform together with such heart and mutual regard was a glorious sight.
Last week, Flea sent me a song and asked if I’d like to add some vocals. It was for a “trumpet record” that he is making. It is not for me to divulge what the song was, only that it is a song I cherish more than most, with arguably the greatest lyric ever written, a song of such esteem that I would never have dared to sing it had Flea not asked me to. I went into the studio on Wednesday and recorded my vocals. The track emerged as a beautiful conversation between Flea’s trumpet and my voice, filled with yearning and love, the song transcending its individual parts and becoming a slowly evolving cosmic dance, in the form of a reconciliation and an apology.
My friend, the artist Thomas Houseago, recounted a story involving Flea. A couple of years ago, Flea, his daughter, Thomas, and a guide were hiking through the backcountry of Yosemite. They had been hiking for five days and were walking along a densely forested trail when a bear appeared on the path before them. Everybody froze. The bear was about ten feet away from them. It was a large black bear with a reddish hue. Thomas and the guide gripped their tent poles, perhaps to defend themselves in case the bear attacked. Flea, however, stepped forward, stood before the bear, and spoke to it. He acknowledged they were visitors in the bear’s territory, expressed his love for the bear, and requested permission to continue along the trail. The bear stepped off the path and allowed them to pass."
Nick Cave
That "Trumpet Record" was one of the nicer music surprises as of late.
Flea and Chad seem cool
Nice. Adult behavior redeems. Although I do turn the channel when Red Hot Chili Peppers come on the radio. In Southern California, it's like every ten minutes. I just don't ever need to hear them again.
I love his weekly red hand files. Genuinely a good and witty writer all around.
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they are ripening
Stellar hat.
@LocalStain
thank you! i need it when the fog burns off
thank you! i need it when the fog burns off
"I'm like a British Lady in my garden"
@niicholas extra points for sensible long sleeves
skin cancer is nasty - prevention is better than cure
skin cancer is nasty - prevention is better than cure
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<image of an alignment chart with the names of AI companies; all of the columns are “CHAOTIC” and all of the rows are “EVIL”>
ChatGPT | Gemini | Claude
Meta AI | Perplexity | Grok
Copilot | Deepseek | Midjourney
ChatGPT | Gemini | Claude
Meta AI | Perplexity | Grok
Copilot | Deepseek | Midjourney
They're all dreadful. but something really innocuous about Perplexity. Maybe the others followed suit.
@poorusher No idea what you’re talking about.
@robotmachine All of the companies have made their ip addresses public.
This means if you are a website admin or host your own site, you can edit configuration files that either block, redirect or serve 404 pages to specific incoming requests. Essentially website owners can prevent AI bots scraping their servers with this configuration (probably the block or redirect as traffic can have an effect on bills for hosting).
However Perplexity lied about their IP addresses. So blocking what they published as their ip address range did not work.
See
https://www.wired.com/story...
https://rknight.me/blog...
https://blog.cloudflare.com/perplexi...
My favourite quote from the first article
"The magic trick that’s made Perplexity worth 10 figures, in other words, appears to be that it’s both doing what it says it isn’t and not doing what it says it is."
I also think that seeing as these companies are so rampant to ingest everything and maybe after the PerplexityAI horseshit, they might also have found ways to try and bypass protocols, firewalls, server rules and so on. A race to the bottom.
Sorry for such a long rant.
This means if you are a website admin or host your own site, you can edit configuration files that either block, redirect or serve 404 pages to specific incoming requests. Essentially website owners can prevent AI bots scraping their servers with this configuration (probably the block or redirect as traffic can have an effect on bills for hosting).
However Perplexity lied about their IP addresses. So blocking what they published as their ip address range did not work.
See
https://www.wired.com/story...
https://rknight.me/blog...
https://blog.cloudflare.com/perplexi...
My favourite quote from the first article
"The magic trick that’s made Perplexity worth 10 figures, in other words, appears to be that it’s both doing what it says it isn’t and not doing what it says it is."
I also think that seeing as these companies are so rampant to ingest everything and maybe after the PerplexityAI horseshit, they might also have found ways to try and bypass protocols, firewalls, server rules and so on. A race to the bottom.
Sorry for such a long rant.
I completely disagree on the modifying prefix. I believe that they are Lawful in nature.
@poorusher I get a lot of residential networks scraping constantly. Pretty hard to block a Comcast /8 without blocking some legit users and staff.
The sooner this dumb gold rush ends the better off we will all be.
The sooner this dumb gold rush ends the better off we will all be.
As a website manager the worst is the scanning bots, which devour our bandwidth, ignore the standard "fuck off" signals, and often appear in new guises. There are also vast numbers of smaller players who are even more inconsiderate, having no problem ravaging a website for maximum pages a second for days on end.
If they were lawful in nature every CEO of all of these companies would drown themselves in a river.
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This is me and Patricia. We are performing as King Ferdinand of Aragon and Queen Isabella of Castile at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival this year. I make my costumes, and you are looking at an unbelievable amount of my free time over the last few months.
Our theme is "heroes and villains" and our characters started the Spanish Inquisition, so our costuming is very Disney-villain inspired.
Our theme is "heroes and villains" and our characters started the Spanish Inquisition, so our costuming is very Disney-villain inspired.
this is really fantastic and intricate costume design; kudos to you!
You look Majestijtelijk
That’s freaking amaze-dogs!
Incredible!
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Continuing with the new process of editing the source photo to distort it slightly, and then do the drawing. Old process would be to draw from the source, and then alter the drawing to make a caricature. I like the new process better even though it’s more involved.
I love the idea and I'm reminded of the poster on me-fi who long ago would draw caricatures of idiots. That said, get off twitter
@owl - but that’s I find idiots with ugly faces to draw.
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A photograph of seed art piece for the Minnesota State Fair, styled after Picasso's Guernica. Multiple cubist figures are seen including one, a bearded man holding a cell phone lying on the ground. To the right of the piece an anguished figure throws her hands up holding a sign reading "ICE OUT". A loon, its wings spread, dominates the left side of the work.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Work by Jennifer Nelson.
“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’”
More seed art for the Minnesota state fair on similar themes at https://www.cropart.com/Resist....
Work by Jennifer Nelson.
“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’”
More seed art for the Minnesota state fair on similar themes at https://www.cropart.com/Resist....
Going to look at all this in person today!
MN State Fair crop art is going harder than ever this year, i hope to get over there next week
I'll be there Saturday. If you see a guy with a where's waldo "Find Yourself" shirt feel free to stop me and say hi. It might not be me, but that'd probably be even more fun.
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Spanish Revival Cocktail
Ocho plata tequila, giffard pamplemousse, cointreau, lemon, absinthe
Ocho plata tequila, giffard pamplemousse, cointreau, lemon, absinthe
Guess who is on his DIA bullshit again?
Spanish Revival at Williams & Graham
Ocho plata tequila, giffard pamplemousse, cointreau, lemon, absinthe
Spanish Revival at Williams & Graham
Ocho plata tequila, giffard pamplemousse, cointreau, lemon, absinthe
YES
isn't there just something pleasurable and wonderfully contentable about a cocktail while at the airport
isn't there just something pleasurable and wonderfully contentable about a cocktail while at the airport
Also mosquito repellent.
@williwaw - YES AND this particular little bar is closed off from the airport crazy - you don’t see the throngs dragging bags to their gates, dont hear flight announcements, and there are zero TVs running sports or news. It’s our official transition from all of our Denver stresses.
"Ocho plata tequila, giffard pamplemousse, cointreau, lemon, absinthe"
sounds like something that needs to be spoken in an over the top snobby French voice
sounds like something that needs to be spoken in an over the top snobby French voice
@asshole - maybe while you order, but in reverential tones while you drink it. It’s definitely born from a corpse reviver #2, which… sure.
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3 Screenshots from the movie "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991): First, a man in a suit sits in a clinical, white-walled room watching a TV monitor that displays a woman in a white tank top sitting at a table across from another man; the subtitle reads "- I'm sure it feels real to you. - On August 29, 1997...". Second, a close-up of the TV monitor shows the same woman and man in the interview room, with the subtitle "anyone not wearing two-million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?". Third, the terminator is driving a car through a desert looking at a passenger with the subtitle "The computer becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29."
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Much more here:
W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life
https://publicdomainreview.org/collecti...
W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life
https://publicdomainreview.org/collecti...
ahhh, i bought a book of these book just yesterday
@shfitz Really?! I would've bought it on the spot as well.
I bought a book of these for my sister, who is a data analyst, and she was enchanted :D
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A trophy with a gong and text inviting acts to audition for The Gong Show, including a phone number and hours, on a blue background.
I lived for the days I got to stay home sick from school and watch The Gong Show.
You can just imagine the mountains of coke done by the participants of that show.
"Good OR unusual, not good AND unusual"
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All Seasons Orchard near Woodstock is paying tribute to Dolly Parton with its corn maze in 2026.
A nearby apple orchard revealed their 2026 corn maze depicting Dolly Parton on Tuesday, hours before her death was announced. It's one of 20 Dolly-themed mazes around the country, all planned and designed months ago to be ready for the fall harvest season.
https://allseasonsorchard.com/pages...
source: https://www.shawlocal.com/northwes...
https://allseasonsorchard.com/pages...
source: https://www.shawlocal.com/northwes...
That is absolutely magnificent.
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Map of Lake 34 Fraud Convictions
Rename it yourself!
https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
source: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeonta...
https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario
source: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeonta...
TIL Mapquest is still around.
fwiw Google Maps also still has it as Lake Ontario
@dreyfusslugado Not today. If you're in the US, anyway.
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phone selfie: grumpy mostly-white middle-aged dude in glasses and a cap, sporting a navy blue shirt that reads WTFWJD (What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?)
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RT5B
got this shirt from @drurystephanie’s campaign a while back but never got the chance to show it off.
took a day off, spent the morning wandering across the university campus whilst clutching a breakfast bagel and slowly realizing it was becoming too warm for corduroy pants.
was not raised evangelical but was surrounded by that conservative-supply-side brand of christianity. i spent most of my teen years slowly trying to break free of it… so yeah, the shirt spoke to me. i don’t know if it’ll ever help me win an argument with family when they scowl at me for giving a person change but it’s worth rattling a cage or two.
got this shirt from @drurystephanie’s campaign a while back but never got the chance to show it off.
took a day off, spent the morning wandering across the university campus whilst clutching a breakfast bagel and slowly realizing it was becoming too warm for corduroy pants.
was not raised evangelical but was surrounded by that conservative-supply-side brand of christianity. i spent most of my teen years slowly trying to break free of it… so yeah, the shirt spoke to me. i don’t know if it’ll ever help me win an argument with family when they scowl at me for giving a person change but it’s worth rattling a cage or two.
You are looking good Nick.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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closeup of a red baseball cap with white stitching and a white patch with the old international harvester “ih” logo, sitting on a blue couch
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUY1
further down the nostalgia rabbit-hole, found an old international harvester cap, almost exactly like the umpteen harvester and deere caps my maternal grandfather had. for some reason i had to have it, even though it’s snowing flakes of desiccated foam innards everywhere.
further down the nostalgia rabbit-hole, found an old international harvester cap, almost exactly like the umpteen harvester and deere caps my maternal grandfather had. for some reason i had to have it, even though it’s snowing flakes of desiccated foam innards everywhere.
This hat gives me childhood flashbacks. My dad wore many of these until they literally fell apart.
I thought this was the tank avatar from the Bolo video games https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...
Had one.
I love this, reminds me of growing up rural.
I've always enjoyed the fact that the International Harvester logo is a stylized man sitting on a tractor. Once you see it... you can't unsee it.
I love Galaxian.
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illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"