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A tweet by David Malki discussing the "béchamel test," which states that if two croque madames converse about topics unrelated to croque monsieur, they are passing this test. The tweet includes a profile picture of the author.
Source: https://ohai.social/@uncle_v...
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Image of plastic parts, twine, files, tweezers, pliers, wire snips on a cutting board on a desk
Just turned around from the computer stand to the work desk and saw a great representation of several projects.
I've been printing/placing kodama in the trees around the neighborhood. I've been printing mushrooms and gnomes for the stump. The twine is what I use for lanyards in the ICE Warning Whistle kits I've been making for a couple businesses to distribute. And the spirally thing is for The Project, which is marble-track-clock-puzzle that is a long story I might have told here before.
But here's for a new year of just puttering around.
I've been printing/placing kodama in the trees around the neighborhood. I've been printing mushrooms and gnomes for the stump. The twine is what I use for lanyards in the ICE Warning Whistle kits I've been making for a couple businesses to distribute. And the spirally thing is for The Project, which is marble-track-clock-puzzle that is a long story I might have told here before.
But here's for a new year of just puttering around.
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Neat!
Cool, dinosaur claw marks— ::puts on glasses:: cool, evergreens! 🌲 🦖
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The tall glass dome ceiling towers high above many lush tropical plants next to a low stone wall next to a paved path in the conservatory on Belle Isle in southeast Michigan.
Holidays at the in-laws in Ann Arbor, MI. Took m’kiddo and his cousin to the aquarium and conservatory on Belle Isle. The aquarium is mostly cool because of the tile rather than the tanks or specimens they contain… but the adjacent conservatory is pretty spectacular. Modest, but full of impressive plants. I’ll post a pic of the magnificent prickly pear in just a minute. Had scavenger hunts for the kids and beautiful plants in every nook and cranny.
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I guess it sells better than “glass/plate that occasionally might not shatter depending on angle and distance of fall.”
Manufacturer: "We do not claim this is shatterproof if you drop it."
Tiktok influencer: "This is so cool, it won't shatter even if you drop it."
Everybody: "The manufacturer says it won't shatter even if you drop it!"
Tiktok influencer: "This is so cool, it won't shatter even if you drop it."
Everybody: "The manufacturer says it won't shatter even if you drop it!"
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A gingerbread house (surrounded by candy rubble) iced in green and labelled "2025" in flaming letters, only it's not a house it's a dumpster fire.
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woman saying something in a FOTOMAT followed by a scene of twins holding identical photos
I think she's saying "both" to the question "which do you like?". Regardless, I thought there was an unspoken turtleneck limit our society silently observed.
Pretty.
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Product/online auction photograph of an armless, wigless mannequin standing on a curb in front of a chain-link fence/gate. The face, which is realistically defined, has a quizzical look.
source: https://www.ebay.com/itm...
*Klara & The Sun intensifies*
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oil painting of a young woman in 1910's style velvet dress and large feathered hat, holding a demonic creature about the size of a large wombat. the creature has a pink bow in its fur and a mouth full of (a) teeth and (b) chrysanthemums
where did you get this picture of me
also who is that girl in the hat
also who is that girl in the hat
Lol
@williwaw ha!
Belle Époque Lilo & Stitch
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Keith Crowe, Pearly King Of Homerton.
Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.
Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.
The Pearlies.
Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.
https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...
Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.
https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...
A commitment to raising money for charity. That's lovely.
Also looks glorious
Also looks glorious
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CDN media
I'm glad he can treat the whole mess as a joke.
Who were the idiot couple in the front row doing their best to make it all about them?
Yes, I saw some of it.
Didn't pay anything to see it.
Saw very early how stupid it was and stopped watching.
Who were the idiot couple in the front row doing their best to make it all about them?
Yes, I saw some of it.
Didn't pay anything to see it.
Saw very early how stupid it was and stopped watching.
True wisdom would be taking the money and running far away from this lifestyle completely, at least by my reckoning. No one ever does it, but why not? Take the bag and dip out for good.
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Show for snow
NOICE.
I hate that I wonder if this is AI
Seems legit.
https://www.jalopnik.com/old-merc...
https://www.jalopnik.com/old-merc...
@3rdparty I know, but I'd never seen one before!
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Pictured writing on a whiteboard, the type found on a refrigerator (namely mine). The text reads “Nora was here !!😀 TY for Kinder Club, I love you. ❤️
I may have mentioned this before here. Our family participated in an after school daycare cooperative with four other families for approximately nine years (kindergarten through 8th Grade). This was entirely the brain child of my spouse and two of the other parents. The story goes that they were standing around the sort of courtyard by the street waiting to pick up the kindergarteners and, being like-minded people during the Bush the Lesser Regime, struck conversation. They quickly came to an understanding that some of them had been at a, literally, adjacent day care the year before and remembered seeing each other at pick up there. Some one, and no one will admit to whom it was, suggested that each parent take a day to pick up ALL of the children and walk them home (Yes, we were that lucky. We all lived within a kilometer of the school). My spouse was the one who buttonholed the school secretaries for the appropriate and, imo, necessary paperwork to allow non-family members to retrieve the children from school at the end of the day. Four families participated but all five days of the week were covered because one of the families had twins and took two days of pickup.
I have long said that the joy of teaching Freshman is seeing them blossom and grow into young adults. I have taught middle school and high school in the US. And I have had the same sense of joy in watching these children grow into adulthood along with my own girls.
We have met and celebrated our successes and failures as parents (and now adults) for twenty-five years. Many have married, or will be soon. Several have their doctorates and are seeking their way in the world. Nora teaches in NYC and has recently made the leap from 4th to 6th Grade. We shared war stories this year and waxed philosophical about pedagogy psychology and all things teaching. Of all the things that I have helped created with other people in life, with the noted exception of my children, I am most proud of this cooperative Kinder Club.
Here’s to twenty-five more years of seeing us all grow, and love, and learn.
I have long said that the joy of teaching Freshman is seeing them blossom and grow into young adults. I have taught middle school and high school in the US. And I have had the same sense of joy in watching these children grow into adulthood along with my own girls.
We have met and celebrated our successes and failures as parents (and now adults) for twenty-five years. Many have married, or will be soon. Several have their doctorates and are seeking their way in the world. Nora teaches in NYC and has recently made the leap from 4th to 6th Grade. We shared war stories this year and waxed philosophical about pedagogy psychology and all things teaching. Of all the things that I have helped created with other people in life, with the noted exception of my children, I am most proud of this cooperative Kinder Club.
Here’s to twenty-five more years of seeing us all grow, and love, and learn.
<3
That's great
Wonderful. I'm at a party right now with former mom group families. We met when they had tiny babies. Now the oldest are in college. It's an unbeatable bond.
4th grade to 6th? Did she change schools as well? Most Elementary schools are K-5, and most middle schools are 6-8.
Love this!
@grantbarrett /full agreement
@dogwelder She did. New York State certification allows her to teach up to 6th. But she is in a charter school so….there are no rules.
@dogwelder She did. New York State certification allows her to teach up to 6th. But she is in a charter school so….there are no rules.
@m3moellering good for her! I’ve taught every grade level, and middle school is my favorite.
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Several electronic gadgets are sitting on a table. On the top left is a Sony ZV-1 digital camera, to the right is the base model Amazon Kindle, bottom left is a HiBy m300 digital audio player with IEMs attached.
Funny point of order: in an effort to disconnect from social media and the web in general on my bike trips, I'm going to end up bringing MORE gadgets along vs less on my upcoming trip to Tierra del Fuego. I suppose we could say I'm going with the more is less approach or something. All of these could easily be replaced with my phone, but each time I pick up the phone, that's a new opportunity to fiddle, to doomscroll, to waste time, to not be in the moment.
How long will you be on the other side of the equator? Sounds delightful!
@samh I leave on the 9th, fly back on the 27th. I'm riding the Fin del Mundo route, giving myself 8-10 days to ride. 5 days in Punta Arenas, 1-3 in Ushaia, depending on how the ride goes. Should get to see some guanacas, penguins, and maybe some glaciers. I'm excited and nervous at the same time. I've spent the last two months mega over planning planning gear and not riding nearly enough. Wheeeeeeee
Torres del Paine?
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A fake poster for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues mimicking the poster for The Godfather Part II.
This is my 250th fake poster for 2025! I decided Rob Reiner would appreciate making Marty DiBergi's name more prominent than his real one.
As for the movie: It's not as funny as the first one, but it really isn't trying to be. It's a comfortable nostalgia tour.
As for the movie: It's not as funny as the first one, but it really isn't trying to be. It's a comfortable nostalgia tour.
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Definitely not as funny but so relaxed and still on point.
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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painting of what looks like a hundred cross-country skiers falling/skiing on a winter landscape. they appear as shadow-puppets.
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Astronaut waving from the cupola of the ISS
Open the pod bay doors, Jessica…
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Snake plants rise next to a lichen-covered lava rock wall.
Had a rough few years getting my mother-in-law to trust that I wasn't a total dipshit, I was the swarthy american..first saw this plant in Costa Rica on vacation with my wife. This spikey beautiful sharp edged pointy plant has another common name - 'mother-in-law's tongue' and I thought it was a perfect name for it at that point.. Regardless, the old battleaxe and I ended up best pals and loved each other dearly.
@greenskpr ❤️
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I made my sister a Regis Philbin tree topper this year. It has a sun ‘life’ side and a moon ‘death’ side. I love making weird things and I hope 2026 just gets weirder in respect to art making. 😊
hell yeah let's keep getting weirder
May I ask why him specifically?
@BennyTheIcepick it’s an inside joke between us
@joshmillard it’s our only natural defense.
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I made a cherry pie for Xmas dessert this year 😋😋
That looks amazing! I'm surprised that you got a photo first!
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.
@snarkout lol!
@m3moellering my mom ate three pieces last night which is A LOT for her 😂
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painting of a field in late winter. it is either the morning after or the evening after (the sun hangs low in the sky) an ice-storm. everything is dotted with frost. a farmhouse is in the distance between two ice-covered trees. weeds in the foreground appear to be struggling to return to life. the sky looks like it is on fire. spring is coming.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
So many red berries to harvest!
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illustration of the Gavle straw goat in Sweden with the text "it fucken wimdy"
not arson, not birds, but a third thing: https://www.tumblr.com/taggsvan...
THE GODS WILL BE PLEASED
THE GODS WILL BE PLEASED
My money's always on ninjas. foiled by the weather!
@otaman YES! perfection
outstanding