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The four words every girl wants to hear
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A black-and-white advertising illustration, showing a man on an old-fashioned telephone speaking to a man in a chef's hat: "Increase my Pie Order".
ardgedee
...said Gregory to Liebniz.
El Ten Eleven - Old Rock House, STL
Frozen boogers disclaimer
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a screen from the credits roll of Disney's Frozen (2013). In the centre of this screen is this paragraph:
The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the film that all men eat their own boogers are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.
The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the film that all men eat their own boogers are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.
While helping Catherine hang her art exhibit at Toronto Public Library's York Mills branch, I noticed the shelves below us were the kid's DVD section. I'd never seen "Frozen", and the DVD was right there.
I've never seen it either and amusingly reading this is about the only thing that has made me actually want to do so. . . . And I probably would if the Walt Disney co or the filmmakers would own that statement as accurate but since they didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@williwaw I'll admit I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. It claims to be based on HCA's The Snow Queen but all it has in common is a Snow Queen and a reindeer. Wacky snowman sidekick Olaf is far less punchable than expected. The "Get a Horse" short is 6 minutes of your time well spent.
My stepmom's band
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A colorful large umbrella in a wet, lush garden, with 3 musicians — a fiddler in black with a green shawl with a Celtic knot pattern, a bearded man with a guitar, and a woman with blue green braids holding a bodhrán.
My stepmom (left) asked me to do some photos to send to an event booker, and she said this one didn't make the cut, but I really liked it. (The Home Rulers: Susan McCroskey Burke, Tony Schuler, and Leah Cupps)
Love!
So cute!!
how, i implore you, o great old one
Getting birth canaled
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2 photos showing a cat having hands pressed around his face like he's squeezing through a ... birth canal, and a photo showing the same cat at rest in his floofy magnificence.
The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
ffffuuuu Hebden Bridge
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Now I just need to know what they're getting up to at Hebden Bridge... asking for a friend
"THECESS"
"THECESS"
A village whose name is a single letter removed from "cornhole" is not in any position to throw shade about others' smutty behaviour.
They must keep their porn hidden in the woods like a proper village.
A past lover and I once enacted a Hebden Bridge.
Chaotic photoshoot
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Rogue? That owl was PAID to be there! How dare you!
MI-5 works in mysterious ways
PIE
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photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
when come back, bring pie
I like pie!
@Xedrik Excellent reference
@Xedrik Excellent reference
Anytime is a good time for pie.
they really are...
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A black sticker with a crab image and A CRAB on a street post reminds viewers that all cops really are bastards.
PDX sticker of the moment...
all cops, really …
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A skeleton cowboy in a black hat and red scarf holds two psychedelic-patterned futuristic pistols inside a pink, surreal comic-book frame.
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
Yet another 4 bad opinion Tweeters
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A productive weekend - I did twice as many as usual.
#4 knows what he did
@MackReed - the smug smirk was actually trick on that one, and I redrew it a couple times until I was happy with it.
...on a roll.
WIP
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Square hole in a tree with tiny safety pylons
Adding some more gnome habitat to the stump
I see someone has given you a hand, so far.
job application vibes, if you please
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a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
i finally saw a job listing a couple of days ago that made me go “wow, i might have a chance at that” and set out to finally update my resume.
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
ape canyon
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Mountain biking on the southeastern
shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. Fairly epic trail, which I fell off of only 3 times on a 45 degree slope. That’s okay, the thorn bushes broke my fall(s), and none of my injuries are permanent. 6.5/10 would again.
shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. Fairly epic trail, which I fell off of only 3 times on a 45 degree slope. That’s okay, the thorn bushes broke my fall(s), and none of my injuries are permanent. 6.5/10 would again.
I don't see no damned dirty apes
everybody was
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If the name says Jack H. Harris, you know it's gonna be... well, not *good*, per se.
Stereolab - Les Yper Sound (Live on Later With Jools Holland)
Mr. Ice, Mr. Hill
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Vanilla Ice and Benny Hill posing together, throwing hand signs. Ice has two different colored shoes on. Hill wears his ball cap backwards. Such goofy guys, these two.
Per schlubs on the Internet:
Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
Naturally
peak manhood
This is the off brand equivalent of finding out Picasso and Eminem were alive at the same time
yesterday
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I don't think the squirrel thought this through. Owl be like "ooooh lunch"
Life comes at you fast
@patd "Lunch comes at you fast"
Who knew Morty was a tmbg fan?
😱😱
How it ended
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I've been away for a while. Life took an unexpected turn, I learned some hard lessons, and came away with a better understanding of myself and the people around me. Grateful for the growth, and glad to be sharing things again.
Bowman Creek Valley, Glacier NP
cactus
Caught In The Beam
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Beautiful.
THIS IS THE IDEAL MALE. YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE.
OFG
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a black and white linocut print of a cheese grater with the text "oh fucking grate"
source: facebork
Back porch sandwiches
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Color photograph of an evening scene, crowded with dimly-lit trees and residential buildings. The sky is bright with urban glow, and some stars are visible.
...on an 80° evening with friends.
Urban glo over bungalo!
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Confession: I sometimes confuse Naomi Klein with Naomi Wolf
@BennyTheIcepick "If the Naomi be Klein / you're doing just fine / If the Naomi be Wolf / Oh, buddy. Ooooof." The confusion led Klein to write this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@BennyTheIcepick You have to read Doppelganger. It is wonderful and includes some funny stories about that phenomenon.