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Love your job and you'll never work a day in your life
Like a trooper
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Stormtrooper at the urinal
fnerg
Okay, now I'm calling dudes who piss on the floor "stormtroopers".
@fnerg hear hear!
the last pear
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a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
when we moved here I planted a pear tree and a plum tree and this year the pear tree finally produced some fruit, which I picked and we ate, but at the time I left this one on the tree because it was small and not quite ready but then yesterday I was out in the field near the pear tree and lo the runt pear had become the most interesting pear of all, so I brought it inside and took a portrait of it
That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.
facts
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@SHAGGY
Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging
I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.
Left handed 10-key skillz
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Proof that a UNIVAC can not be made to look sexy
I've got a numpad to the left of my QWERTY keyboard because there wasn't room on the right.
Sure, cleaning up the clutter on my desk could fix that problem, but putting the numpad on the left was easier.
Sure, cleaning up the clutter on my desk could fix that problem, but putting the numpad on the left was easier.
I used to have a dress like this.
Real talk.
Dress for the task you want
Maggie Vandewalle, Straight on Till Morning, c. 2013
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RIP Captain my Captain
Titan
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A multicoloured sphere
" Titan, the largest moon of Saturn and the only other body in the Solar System known to possess a thick nitrogen-rich atmosphere and stable surface liquids. Captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, the observation reveals Titan’s hazy global atmosphere in infrared wavelengths that pierce the thick organic haze layers produced by complex photochemistry."
https://www.threads.com/share...
https://www.threads.com/share...
Lemon, it's Wednesday
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Lengthy rant about this week's internet security issues, beginning "So, basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without logging in, which is bad" and ending, "Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 257. Anyway, it's Wednesday."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
I help manage 2 websites with wordpress installations, and as of this morning neither of the hosts have the patched versions of PHP available to select.
I backed up two of my 3 DBs, not sure why I can’t do the third, and the host (Dreamhost) finished patching around 11pm PDT last night. So …?
@wjcstp who do you host with? We use WPEngine and SiteGround and both were patched yesterday. Of the two, I prefer WPEngine.
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This is objectively the best one and cannot be bested.
If you don’t get the reference:
https://bash-org-archive.com/...
If you don’t get the reference:
https://bash-org-archive.com/...
I put on my robe and my wizard hat...
IRC, IRC. Now there's a name I have not heard in a looonng time ...
This unlocked a deep memory
the death of cool
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I hadn't noticed until I spotted this, but goddamn, this is hurting my childhood heart: https://www.instagram.com/p...
Obvious-mix: https://mltshp.com/p/1RXS9
@dreyfusslugado Heh - well-played, you.
Cars these days do tend to have covers along the undercarriage, but this is pure enshittification.
marshall ave
Ferdinand and Isabella
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Patricia and I at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival 2026
Taken by: https://www.facebook.com/profile...
Taken by: https://www.facebook.com/profile...
Lovely!
The coolest!
Fairy Stump.
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Herring Creek Rd. Vineyard Haven.
This is a little over a mile from my house on the road to Tashmoo Pond.
This is a little over a mile from my house on the road to Tashmoo Pond.
Love it
my nine ...
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new addition plus two bbs
me_irl
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Current status: https://mltshp.com/p/1DY7E
My brain immediately shouted “Negative, I am a meat popsicle,” before I looked closer.
beacon
It’s just fours all the way down
made a thing
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Soooo, I've been banging away on this crazy thing (first with tools, then with fingers and mallets) since last February when I first sketched the design.
Someone gave me access to one of these insane stainless steel table bases (hidden here by the table top that I fabricated) which had been chucked into a dumpster in Bellevue as flawed by some furniture/decor company that didn’t want to pay to ship them back to Europe for a refund.
The Jam Table is 5 feet in diameter and 34 inches off the floor, designed for four musicians.
Clockwise from bottom are a xylophone, percussion rack (with a kick drum built into the table base), propane-tank tongue drum, and - god help me - I scratch-built a standup bass into the table.
On Saturday, I debuted it at SEACompression (Seattle's post-Burning Man party) and people seemed to have a good time plinking, banging, and drumming on it together.
Only one small casualty - a little fish-shaped woodblock on the perch rack needs to be reglued), and one good lesson learned - It either wants amplification or placement in a quiet room so you can hear the bass properly. We were sited next to a dubstep sound system, which kinda swallowed half the sound.
I'll also be modifying the bass neck to add a torsion cable to counteract the string tension and - I fervently hope - reduce the tuning/futzing time to something less than 1 hour.
And I might *just* be in talks with a certain beloved local radio station to get it sited in or near their Gathering Space. Details if and as they develop.
Full build log with photos and videos here: https://www.xylovan.com/jam-table/
Someone gave me access to one of these insane stainless steel table bases (hidden here by the table top that I fabricated) which had been chucked into a dumpster in Bellevue as flawed by some furniture/decor company that didn’t want to pay to ship them back to Europe for a refund.
The Jam Table is 5 feet in diameter and 34 inches off the floor, designed for four musicians.
Clockwise from bottom are a xylophone, percussion rack (with a kick drum built into the table base), propane-tank tongue drum, and - god help me - I scratch-built a standup bass into the table.
On Saturday, I debuted it at SEACompression (Seattle's post-Burning Man party) and people seemed to have a good time plinking, banging, and drumming on it together.
Only one small casualty - a little fish-shaped woodblock on the perch rack needs to be reglued), and one good lesson learned - It either wants amplification or placement in a quiet room so you can hear the bass properly. We were sited next to a dubstep sound system, which kinda swallowed half the sound.
I'll also be modifying the bass neck to add a torsion cable to counteract the string tension and - I fervently hope - reduce the tuning/futzing time to something less than 1 hour.
And I might *just* be in talks with a certain beloved local radio station to get it sited in or near their Gathering Space. Details if and as they develop.
Full build log with photos and videos here: https://www.xylovan.com/jam-table/
me_irl
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My new workout routine is pontius
Don't forget to wash your hands after...
@dapete++
Happy 88th Christopher Lloyd
Wheel of Fortune
Even Deathier Death of Cool
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a remix of a photo of the undersides of Hot Wheels cars, showing the loss of detail, but the bottom image is the underside of the so-called Flying Car from Tesla.
a remix of https://mltshp.com/p/1RXS6
😠
That particular clown car will never fly.
BTW, "Musk" is a bit overlong and, while it paints a decent portrait of the ugly trillionaire, it doesn't go for the jugular like I wish it had.
"You Can See Everything," on the other hand, is astoundingly good and will leave you gasping - that's NOT an exaggeration. It's insane.
That particular clown car will never fly.
BTW, "Musk" is a bit overlong and, while it paints a decent portrait of the ugly trillionaire, it doesn't go for the jugular like I wish it had.
"You Can See Everything," on the other hand, is astoundingly good and will leave you gasping - that's NOT an exaggeration. It's insane.
The upper image has been debunked as probable AI.
@grantbarrett so combining it with the photo of Musk's BS Flying Car seems appropos.