If you've never been here it's one of the most solemn places in the U.S. The place has an enormous weight to it that sinks into you even if you don't have someone there. And if you do. . . my grandfather was a Marine in the Pacific in WWII and all that entails, and he's buried in Arlington. Absolutely enraging . . . but it made me weep to see the MAGAs jumping in so quickly to "defend" it.
It's all so incredibly shameful it's unexpressable. And that's on top of the shame of just in the last few days watching this same guy be so proud he bombed little girls.
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Bert and Ernie, Bert at the bottom of the slide with the words Bottom on his rear end. Ernie at the top, with Top on his chest.
Bluesky acquisition..
https://bsky.app/profile...
https://bsky.app/profile...
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yeah, so. Veterans Day.
This like is for the tomb.
Imagine mugging for a photo shoot and cackling, here of all places, on fucking Veteran's Day. Every single person in this administration is an absolute disgrace. No morals. No class. No humanity.
TILTING AT WINDMILLS, SADLY
@williwaw @0y3ahSansAcut3 @Xedrik
i’d like to think that sentinel got a solid “Attaboy” from his CO, but these days the best we can hope for is that Kegbreath doesn’t reassign him to penguin watch in the Aleutians.
i’d like to think that sentinel got a solid “Attaboy” from his CO, but these days the best we can hope for is that Kegbreath doesn’t reassign him to penguin watch in the Aleutians.
My grandparents are buried there. We travelled up there for my grandmother's burial. An Army chaplain provided a simple and dignified gravesite service. He talked with Mom for a whole first, wanting to learn about who he was laying to rest that day. I was only about 14, but I felt the solemnity of the moment and what an honor it was to have family there. So I am not amused, today.
Tacky-ass photo op.
And I'm about as irreverent as they come but I know there's a time to STFU.
And I'm about as irreverent as they come but I know there's a time to STFU.
That soldier's future is set.
I hope this soldier isn't vindictively court-martialed for this or drummed out of the service. The job there is one of the highest honors, and the site is one of the most solemn us govt sites I've ever visited.
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Owl and cat eyes next to each other
We’re owl very impressed. I had to paws for a moment.
“I should get a pea green boat.”
@bezt *snort*
Now it needs Spock
Seriously, that pea green boat caper makes every kind of sense to me. They already enjoy the same foods, which is more in common than a lot of couples have.
Once I saw my cat sitting on the deck railing and looking up to the trees with that "I see dinner" look. I checked that, and there was a bigass owl in a branch. looking at her in much the same way. I cancelled deck time.
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An advertising giveaway of a foam plane, printed in red on white foam. The most notable feature is the body of the plane looks like a classic coke bottle. The logo of that large multinational logo is printed on each wing.
Mine were balsa, not foam. But the bottling plant near me gave these out. They were s staple of field trips and often there was a basket of them next to the returns crate at the local store that still sold coke in glass deposit bottles. I had forgotten the detail of the taped penny, but that was what free cost you back then, I guess.
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Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Will come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings.
https://www.bonfire.com/store/stuff-christian-culture-likes/?srsltid=AYCX9vK-vsaz_r4Sop09Xkgf-hEpr4-ietEUqJhI1vFDP105tEcTENPu
https://www.bonfire.com/store/stuff-christian-culture-likes/?srsltid=AYCX9vK-vsaz_r4Sop09Xkgf-hEpr4-ietEUqJhI1vFDP105tEcTENPu
Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Should come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings.
https://www.bonfire.com/store...
https://www.bonfire.com/store...
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A tom turkey stands outside a set of glass doors, peering in as if waiting to be let in for Thanksgiving
A boy forms a unique friendship with his new neighbor, a peculiar bird with a dark secret.
They're after the place. They don't know why. They just remember that they want to be in here.
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Turkeys are a lot like vampires. Can't come in without being invited, throwing grain on the ground will stop tgem from chasing you, drinking blood, etc
He wants to gobble.
My folks have a tom turkey who appears at their sliding door every morning to peck aggressively at his reflection. They had to put up a makeshift fence around the patio steps to keep him from busting the glass.
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A very long chart of US military awards and decorations
My grandfather's Legion of Merit is on the top of the missing items list in this house. This is the highest decoration that is given to non-combatant soldiers; my grandfather was awarded it for his work training crews to do photographic analysis and other intelligence work pertaining to invading islands in the Pacific. Mom put it, well, somewhere.
i have two or three of those
I have four or five. I did not get the Good Behavior ribbon.
"....bone spurs, bone spurs, there must be some medal they can give me."
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"Start in November.
Start in your 40s.
Start on Friday.
Start at 5pm.
Start on 31st.
Start late.
Start."
Start in your 40s.
Start on Friday.
Start at 5pm.
Start on 31st.
Start late.
Start."
thank you, i genuinely needed to see this today at this moment in time
Friday November 31st, 5pm, got it.
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
@LocalStain +1!
The Apple style Garamond is throwing me. Keep expecting the next line to be “think different”
@travis +++
November has only 30 days and I’m well past 40 but I am willing to start Friday at 5:30.
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A panel from Watchmen depicting a human circulatory system in a kitchen. Chefs look on in horror. The text box says "it's November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen"
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Burning whale bile!
Sargent knew about white.
If you ever get to western MA, do not sleep on going to the Clark Museum. It is amazing.
Sargent might be a weird choice to be my favorite painter, but I can't really escape it. If I'm in a gallery with anything by him, I can guarantee it will haunt me - I mean really haunt me while I am there.
I've never seen paintings created with so little gap between intention and execution. He saw something in the subjects he painted that no one else could see, and he communicated it in a way that we can't ever not see intarkingo the future, likely for centuries.
I've never seen paintings created with so little gap between intention and execution. He saw something in the subjects he painted that no one else could see, and he communicated it in a way that we can't ever not see intarkingo the future, likely for centuries.
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Dek for a Scientific American article, "Virtual fruit fly brains can play Doom and trade bitcoin: Reseearchers created a new map of the fruit fly brain. Then the Internet found it." with a small illustration of the new fruit fly connectome.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article...
'“It’s certainly an unexpected application of producing a connectome, but it’s fun, and it puts a spotlight on the research and allows the general public to get an entry into an otherwise complicated and difficult topic,” says Gerald M. Rubin, head of biology at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute Janelia Research Campus in Virginia and one of the researchers behind the dataset.'
'“It’s certainly an unexpected application of producing a connectome, but it’s fun, and it puts a spotlight on the research and allows the general public to get an entry into an otherwise complicated and difficult topic,” says Gerald M. Rubin, head of biology at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute Janelia Research Campus in Virginia and one of the researchers behind the dataset.'
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Four pictures of progress in the creation of a spoon
I've been intimidated by woodworking, and I thought I'd do a lot worse at spoon making. It took a few hours. I don't like the results, but I learned a lot. I still have finish work to do
I used a Dremel, with a jigsaw for the rough cuts. The wood is lilac from our garden. Fortunately, I have more of that to work with
I used a Dremel, with a jigsaw for the rough cuts. The wood is lilac from our garden. Fortunately, I have more of that to work with
Looks great, man!
I’ve carved a couple of spoons, but it’s been years and I’d like to get back into it
@wjcstp I hope to use proper tools to carve a spoon, but before I bought them, I thought I'd try some point-n-click Dremel action.
Nicely done.
Amazing that someone would even *think* of hiding a spoon inside that piece of wood
Is there a chili cook-off imminent...?
Mind the insanity peppers
Mind the insanity peppers
Separate from the very cool carving work, these photos look amazingly painterly.
The lower image looks like a watercolor.
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Taco Bus, located on West Central in Albuquerque.
I had the Adobada, but there isn't a bad dish on the menu.
siempre tacos busco
I'm on the Taco Bus. I'm in the Torta Cab. I'm in the combination Taco Bus and Torta Cab.
i want to be...a taco bus!
@davidl x2
@gwint and @minimumsafedistance are fired for ear-worming me with two songs simultaneously.
@gwint and @minimumsafedistance are fired for ear-worming me with two songs simultaneously.
Taco de bus tripa
Magic Bus - The Who
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B&W photo of my hand holding my Mum's hand
Came across this in my Google Photos memories. I still miss her often.
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
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Maybe this will be funny to you, maybe horrific, but regardless, here you go: The first thought my brain spit out on seeing this image was "that needs more ADA grab bars."
You're welcome?
You're welcome?
First summer of national guard training had us in WII era barracks that had exactly this.
Well, not EXACTLY this but...ya know.
Well, not EXACTLY this but...ya know.
@1f2frfbf sfunny, my first thought was "ugh, AI again."
@1f2frfbf And rightly so. Awful experiences like these should be available to everyone.
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A black and white photo. We see from behind a worker in a heavy jacket and hard hat with safety goggles standing in front of a large blackboard. The blackboard is completely covered in a grid giving (in German) technical data of some kind, with hundreds of cells visible in the photo. The worker's head is tipped back and their safety googles snapped to the brim of their helmet, with their head completely invisible; it looks a bit like the goggles are an owl perched on the helmet.
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a screencap from "flight of the navigator" in which the young protagonist david sits in the shiny pilot chair of the alien craft, angrily replying "vectors? i don't have any vectors. i'm just a kid!"
screencapped from a watch of "the flight of the navigator" (1986, d. randal kleiser) a few weeks ago when i was laid up sick. somehow still kind of a fun movie, and this line still made me cackle.
(also, EDIT: apologies, i didn't realize how small the subtitles were!)
(also, EDIT: apologies, i didn't realize how small the subtitles were!)
I don't leak. You leak
One of my childhood favorites. I loved this deep dive into some of the special effects. https://youtu.be/tyixMpuG...
COMPLIENCE
@ckoerner that was an amazing watch!
@ckoerner echoing @rk2z to say that was a great video! i love how much time he dedicated to the practical aspects of it, and i learned a ton. (like, wow, the schufftan shot!)
and funny, when i watched the movie a few weeks ago, i ended up googling omnibus computer graphics (or however they were listed in the credits) which i had never heard of despite seeing the movie umpteen times as a kid. it's genuinely wild how advanced it feels against even "the last starfighter" a couple of years before it.
and funny, when i watched the movie a few weeks ago, i ended up googling omnibus computer graphics (or however they were listed in the credits) which i had never heard of despite seeing the movie umpteen times as a kid. it's genuinely wild how advanced it feels against even "the last starfighter" a couple of years before it.
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the previous post made me think of my all-time favorite children's book, Mark Stamaty's "Who Needs Donuts?"
YES!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who's ever heard of this book.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who's ever heard of this book.
An absolute all timer for children and adults.
Total flashback seeing that cover
Loved his stuff in the Village Voice a million years ago.
the flying elephant bird looks so familiar, yet I've never seen this book
@cristin It's one of his signature doodles, you might have seen it in his "Washingtoons" strip from the 80s-90s.
I can't believe I've never seen this in my life. And now I'm in love.
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A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!"
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
every single full-moon photo i've ever taken
Need a good telephoto brush
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Cool guy axolotl, lounging on a car like in the poster for BEVERLY HILLS COP. The poster says, "Axolotl Foley is... FEATHERY GILLS COP"
I made this joke a while back and suddenly felt the need to draw it.
Heheheh
I look forward to the original
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The closing credits of John Huston's 1972 film 'Fat City.' Tully (Stacy Keach) and Ernie (Jeff Bridges) sit at a bar. Their clothes are filthy, their faces battered and dusty. They're lit from behind by a greenish fluorescent light.
Superimposed credit text reads: "Tully STACY KEACH Ernie JEFF BRIDGES
Oma SUSAN TYRELL Faye CANDY CLARK"
Superimposed credit text reads: "Tully STACY KEACH Ernie JEFF BRIDGES
Oma SUSAN TYRELL Faye CANDY CLARK"
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A giant fly swat displayed in the desert
Just dedicated in the tiny South Australian town of Kingoonya.
ABC Radio via Facebook
ABC Radio via Facebook
(fly shown life-size)
Could have used that fucker playing cricket on a kangaroo-shit-covered oval in Mundaring on the weekend.
@jordanbrock /r/brandnewsentence
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"r/LV426 - I always loved the illustration from the 1979 Alien Jigsaw puzzle so I bought a copy, assembled it, scanned it in and painstakingly removed every line, and crease. I hired a professional printer and created a stunning poster."
Stunning illustration art shows the Nostromo floating in space, the xenomorph in the ship corridor, the Nostromo patch, Dallas, Kane, and Lambert on the surface of LV-426, and Lambert and Parker armed with rifles trying to fight the xenomorph. Lambert sort of looks like she's been face-smashed with Ripley (they probably didn't or couldn't get likeness rights from Sigourney Weaver).
Stunning illustration art shows the Nostromo floating in space, the xenomorph in the ship corridor, the Nostromo patch, Dallas, Kane, and Lambert on the surface of LV-426, and Lambert and Parker armed with rifles trying to fight the xenomorph. Lambert sort of looks like she's been face-smashed with Ripley (they probably didn't or couldn't get likeness rights from Sigourney Weaver).
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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Super Ace balsa wood gliders
These and the rubber band powered version
one of the best birthday parties I ever had was when my mom and I bought maybe twenty of these and everyone at my party got one; we spent the afternoon flying them in our yard, it was bliss
I buy these in bulk to give out at Halloween. I feed the trees.
(circa 1982)
@wjcstp that was when I was ready to blow it all
@1f2frfbf now I know what to do next year
Really one of the best things ever.
@artwells next year? Why wait? I'd be over the moon if I found one on the ground while taking a walk.
I’m having some feels now.
in woodshop class we spend 3 weeks designing our own custom balsa wood planes, and stupid fuckin Brian Pattovini downloaded a design from the (90s) internet, and beat my airtime by .08 because he's a talentless hack when my completely freestyle design soared for over 11 seconds based on pure whimsy. Fuck Brian Pattovini.
@minimumsafedistance indeed
We need a tag
#fuckbrianpattovini
We need a tag
#fuckbrianpattovini
@artwells lololol ;)
I grew up near a small airport and they had branded versions of these that they'd give away and we had them all over the place, but mostly in trees.
@jessamyn I grew up near a CocaCola bottling plant, so most of the ones we had, had a body shaped like a classic Coke bottle. The tree thing was apparently universal.
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