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me3dia

ICE out

Text reads "Who America is cheering for in the Superbowl". Below is a map of the United States. There is a green dot over Seattle, a red dot over Boston, and the rest of the country is light blue. The key reads: [red] Patriots, [green] Seahawks, [blue] Fuck ICE
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Text reads "Who America is cheering for in the Superbowl". Below is a map of the United States. There is a green dot over Seattle, a red dot over Boston, and the rest of the country is light blue. The key reads: [red] Patriots, [green] Seahawks, [blue] Fuck ICE
There's blue under the red and green dots, too.
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artwells

when you have tried nothing and are out of ideas

comic of a man tucking in his shirt while a goat looks at him, the speech bubble says  "Well, there's only one thing to do..."
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comic of a man tucking in his shirt while a goat looks at him, the speech bubble says "Well, there's only one thing to do..."
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n0wak

Should I get this suit

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jpoulos pro an hour ago
Obviously yes.
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
Not sure why this was a question
chauffi pro an hour ago
Title is rhetorical
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 minutes ago
No.
zork 4 minutes ago
Online magic 8 Ball says yes
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bencmeissner

broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve

A screenshot of an article from the Atlantic that reads “ Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.”
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A screenshot of an article from the Atlantic that reads “ Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve. The multiracial community in Minneapolis was supposed to shatter. It did not. It held until Bovino was forced out of the Twin Cities with his long coat between his legs.”
“ Every social theory undergirding Trumpism has been broken on the steel of Minnesotan resolve.”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas...
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LocalStain

"a deeply Christian philosophy"

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From here- https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas...

h/t to Ben- https://mltshp.com/p/1RJ4T
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bencmeissner pro an hour ago
In a way, Eyeliner McCouchfucker is right. We do want to live next to people we have something in common with. That thing we have in common with all our immigrant neighbors is decency. Something he and his ilk just don’t understand. I’m far more comfortable with Somali and Latino and Ethiopian neighbors who welcome everyone than I would be with xenophobic white neighbors.
wjcstp pro an hour ago
@bencmeissner I just don't understand the psychology of him and the shitheel who killed Renee Good: they're both married to immigrants to the US, but somehow they each seem to believe they're with the only good immigrants and all others must go. I don't see how that works outside of a serious domestic abuse situation.
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
@wjcstp Oh yeah. Everything these people do reeks of domestic abuse. Their whole “if you’d cooperate with us we’d stop killing you” thing makes that clear.
n0wak

LIVE YOUR DREAMS*

LIVE YOUR DREAMS*

illustration of a frog jumping in the sky with clouds in the back

* not that one you absolute freak
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LIVE YOUR DREAMS*

illustration of a frog jumping in the sky with clouds in the back

* not that one you absolute freak
https://jaunty.art/
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ardgedee

why is this "popping corn" and not "popcorn"?

Photo of a bag of unpopped popcorn. The label says, "Snack Day by Lidl: Yellow Popping Corn net wt 32 oz (2 lb) 907g" plus nutritional information.
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Photo of a bag of unpopped popcorn. The label says, "Snack Day by Lidl: Yellow Popping Corn net wt 32 oz (2 lb) 907g" plus nutritional information.
wrong answers only, please.
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urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
Popping corn is the present participal form of corn. Popcorn is a compound form of corn.
ctech99 2 hours ago
Because "Corn Bombs" was taken.
ba pro 2 hours ago
Because it's yellow. Popcorn is white.
dphiffer pro an hour ago
A simple typographical error. Pop Ping Corn is optimized for distance traveled upon ignition.
wjcstp pro an hour ago
it's a typo, supposed to be Pooping Corn
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
it's only popping corn if it's from the popping valley of iowa. otherwise, it's just sparkling corn.
me3dia pro an hour ago
The kernels you see are in the process of popping, and are held in a pre-popped state by the bag itself. Once the bag is opened, they will immediately explode.
otaman pro 44 minutes ago
Much like yellow snow, you should not eat this.
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neuracnu

🥁

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gwint

Central Park by Bruegel

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I'll never get tired of seeing how a good snow storm in NYC turns Central Park into a Bruegel painting.

source https://www.nytimes.com/2026...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Pretty Good Poster

This is a poster with images of the ICE murder victims, in Minnesota. It starts witb Pretti Good Reason, for a national strike.
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This is a poster with images of the ICE murder victims, in Minnesota. It starts witb Pretti Good Reason, for a national strike.
Pretti / Good poster, simple, well done, very sad, losing all that we have lost. Those who hear our promise, and come here, often fleeing situations our economic system causes, have faced betrayal for a long time. I hear people are freezing in detention centers, because the profiteers won't turn the heat on, as that, cuts their profits.

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jennifer13 pro 13 hours ago
https://bsky.app/profile...
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
@jennifer13 Thank you! Now tjere is the new version with Keith Porter.
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
What if Bongino was the shooter? He has been hustled out if the burning theater
snowbow

Napping it out

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Jack’s crabby this morning and currently napping it out.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
That has to look awesome with the wallpaper, and the afghan opened up.
ba pro 15 hours ago
They do get sleepy...
drurystephanie 12 hours ago
how could anyone be crabby in that frickin adorable room
snarkout

Lake Nokomis

A frozen, snowy lakefront seen from above. The letters "ICE OUT" are written in huge snow letters on the lake.
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A frozen, snowy lakefront seen from above. The letters "ICE OUT" are written in huge snow letters on the lake.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"'ICE OUT' on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport"
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wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
I think there are other similar signs in the works, all visible from typical MSP flight paths
bencmeissner pro 19 hours ago
I love this city
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Daughter of the moon, Nokomis.
jessamyn pro 12 hours ago
And the guy who posted that was the guy who wrote Owls of the Eastern Ice. <3
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LocalStain

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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
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jpk Yesterday
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
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infini pro 19 hours ago
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presquevu 15 hours ago
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katiefox pro 9 hours ago
💜
waldopepper pro 2 hours ago
Who muted him though!
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csilverman

uncommon circumstances

A harsh, blocky building on a hill by the sea. The sky is the slate blue of a cloudy winter evening. The building is surrounded by snow and rust-covered, with few niceties: a terrace, several small windows, and a door with a concrete porch. To the right of the door is a single-car garage with a light over it. Another light on the side wall of the garage casts a greenish light over the snow. On the roof of the building are a few antennae with red lights and a large radio dish. The overall effect is that of a Soviet-style official building—perhaps a remote radio station—so the weirdest touch is the large, glowing, green-white sign on top of the building that reads "DINER". The sign has a pink neon underline beneath it. This building could not look less like a diner, but many things are rarely as they immediately seem. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A harsh, blocky building on a hill by the sea. The sky is the slate blue of a cloudy winter evening. The building is surrounded by snow and rust-covered, with few niceties: a terrace, several small windows, and a door with a concrete porch. To the right of the door is a single-car garage with a light over it. Another light on the side wall of the garage casts a greenish light over the snow. On the roof of the building are a few antennae with red lights and a large radio dish. The overall effect is that of a Soviet-style official building—perhaps a remote radio station—so the weirdest touch is the large, glowing, green-white sign on top of the building that reads "DINER". The sign has a pink neon underline beneath it. This building could not look less like a diner, but many things are rarely as they immediately seem. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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homerj 13 hours ago
Giving off Douglas Adams vibes
LocalStain pro an hour ago
🎶Basking in the light of Ms. Lee🎶

https://youtu.be/1p5KWZUqFZ8
cristin

mltshp pair on mastodon

pair of images from mastodon. top one shows mltshp.com/p/1RJ30 - a leopard seal being restrained by several scientists in winter parkas and clothing. the seal is looking toward camera screen right, and its mouth is partly open showing many teeth.

the lower image shows a screengrab from 'chainsaw man' with a man riding a floating giant land shark that is also facing toward camera screen right and its mouth is partly open showing many teeth.
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pair of images from mastodon. top one shows mltshp.com/p/1RJ30 - a leopard seal being restrained by several scientists in winter parkas and clothing. the seal is looking toward camera screen right, and its mouth is partly open showing many teeth.

the lower image shows a screengrab from 'chainsaw man' with a man riding a floating giant land shark that is also facing toward camera screen right and its mouth is partly open showing many teeth.
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joffaboy

*Now* you tell me

1950s style man points to words 'All of this could've been avoided!'
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1950s style man points to words 'All of this could've been avoided!'
https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...
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ardgedee pro 20 hours ago
Smiley boy looks too much like a young GWB for me to appreciate this.
LocalStain

Rest in Power King.

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#RIP

Thanks for all the music.

source:https://www.theguardian.com/music...
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joffaboy

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

5 parka-clad scientists restrain a seal
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5 parka-clad scientists restrain a seal
https://www.tumblr.com/turnstil...
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otaman pro 19 hours ago
title
ba pro 15 hours ago
"...I think you blew a seal!"
idogcow 14 hours ago
It's ice cream!
crazyunclejoe pro 11 hours ago
@ba - just fix the damn thing and leave my personal life out of it.
waldopepper pro 2 hours ago
Gentlemen, this is blubber manifest
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
I literally guffawed. That title: +++++
octaneTom pro 41 minutes ago
Title!
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cristin

yet another measure of snow

infographic from channel 7 boston showing snow accumulation chart for a portion of New England. it shows a blue band over part of New Hampshire and the southern coast of CT, RI, and The Cape labeled 8-12 inches. A pink band over the rest of CT, RI, and MA labeled 12-18 inches, and a red splotch around Boston labeled 18-24 inches.

below that is a chart saying "boston could see up to three corgis of snow" with a blue bar showing one corgi with the label 8-12 inches, a pink bar showing two corgis stacked on top of each other labeled 12-18 inches, and a red bar showing three stacked corgis labeled 18-24 inches.
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infographic from channel 7 boston showing snow accumulation chart for a portion of New England. it shows a blue band over part of New Hampshire and the southern coast of CT, RI, and The Cape labeled 8-12 inches. A pink band over the rest of CT, RI, and MA labeled 12-18 inches, and a red splotch around Boston labeled 18-24 inches.

below that is a chart saying "boston could see up to three corgis of snow" with a blue bar showing one corgi with the label 8-12 inches, a pink bar showing two corgis stacked on top of each other labeled 12-18 inches, and a red bar showing three stacked corgis labeled 18-24 inches.
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m3moellering 21 hours ago
We were really close to a Mltshp pair!
zork 20 hours ago
Sorry, I'm only in possession of two corgis, and that's chaos enough as it is.
roonie pro 18 hours ago
If we are to take this corgi measuring system seriously, then someone in authority needs to explain how one corgi can be 12 inches tall but three corgis can only be 24 inches tall.
And don't come at me about cutting off the legs! I'm just not having it.
I refuse to vote to put even more taxes into the new system of weights and measures, as outlined, until we have further discussion of the validity of the system.
jessamyn pro 12 hours ago
@roonie THEY SNUGGLE
crazyunclejoe pro 11 hours ago
@roonie - obviously three of the 8" corgis. Can you imagine three 12" corgis allowing themselves to be stacked? INSANITY!
kokogiak an hour ago
We just got home to MA after a vacation in California, and can confirm we got two corgis.
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zork

Fin del Mundo

A bicycle loaded for gravel road touring leaning against a road sign indicating the end of Argentinian Ruta 3 aka Fin del Mundo.
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A bicycle loaded for gravel road touring leaning against a road sign indicating the end of Argentinian Ruta 3 aka Fin del Mundo.
A bit underwhelming, but this is it: the end of the world. Or at least the end of Ruta 3. I'm off very mixed emotions about traveling internationally and posting vacation pix while at home we're taking a deeper dive into authoritarianism. And here I am traveling in two countries (Chile and Argentina) that have very much gone down that road. Take care of yourself, folks, both physically and mentally.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
your trip photos have been a nice escape, thanks for posting them
samh pro Yesterday
Sharing with explanation makes it perfectly acceptable in my opinion. Ignorance is not ok but appreciation for the nuance and duality of our society and ecosystems is.
deaduncledave 2 hours ago
A world where you can bicycle to the tip of the continent is a world worth defending. Thank you for showing us a reason to fight.
hassebasse

"Then STOP posting on mltshp!"

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A b/w gif of Willem Dafoe as Thomas Wake in the movie Lighthouse.
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ba pro 4 hours ago
Looking good, @artwells
artwells pro 2 hours ago
@ba ha!
0y3ahSansAcut3

Little Mixed Media Image

5x7 Ink pencil, graphitint pencil, and watercolor image, of a coot duck, looking in the water.
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5x7 Ink pencil, graphitint pencil, and watercolor image, of a coot duck, looking in the water.
5x7 Ink pencil, graphitint pencil, and watercolor image, of a coot duck, looking in the water.

I'm going to paint this again on slightly bigger paper, with the digital image in natural light. The daylight fluorescent bulb on my desk, turned the water more pink in the phone.
#painting #DayleRecord
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jennifer13

Bottle with hummingbirds, Nazca

Bottle with hummingbirds, Nasca artist(s), Ceramic, slip, Nasca
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Bottle with hummingbirds, Nasca artist(s), Ceramic, slip, Nasca
source: https://www.metmuseum.org/art...

1–400 CE, Peru, South Coast, ceramic, slip

Double-spout bottles such as this one were used as funerary offerings. They were also an integral part of the ritual consumption of food and corn beer carried out at Cahuachi. The use of bottles with elaborate decoration was related to feasts, processions, and other prestige building activities carried out by high-status individuals and households. Nazca iconography includes a great variety of plants, animals, and more than twenty species of birds. This bottle shows hummingbirds with long thin beaks feeding on flowers painted at the base of each spout.
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williwaw

Training tonight!

Eyes on ICE: Document and Record organized by No Kings
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Eyes on ICE: Document and Record organized by No Kings
It's a livestream, so you can participate from anywhere: https://www.mobilize.us/nokings...

If you've been watching in awe at the community response in places like Chicago and the Twin Cities, this is a way to gain some knowledge of how to do similar things in your area: training is a vital part of mobilizing and forming community! Not only that, it gives you some tools to communicate quickly with others who haven't had any training but who want to help.

Also I suspect that even if you've had training like this before, there will be some new information/knowledge sharing of what to do due to recent events.
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bencmeissner pro 19 hours ago
ICE changes their tactics as we catch on to them, so almost certainly these trainings have new info.
cristin pro 16 hours ago
fuck if I'm putting my name and number on a protest form.
williwaw pro 16 hours ago
@cristin fuck if there aren't ways around such stuff, VPN and fake names/emails & other anonymous interneting is how I've done it
cristin pro 15 hours ago
@williwaw or, just finding the youtube URL for the meeting

https://www.youtube.com/live...
ang pro 14 hours ago
@cristin 100% not adding my name to a list either.
crazyunclejoe pro 11 hours ago
I attended and I signed up for it with my own name. I also added my name to the ACLU pettition to congress. Fuck it, I"m full of white privilege and liberal pinko commie social media postings. I'm already out as an enemy of the state. I'm not smart and it may hurt me - but I'm old and out of fucks.
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MackReed

mood/to-do list

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A nazi flag in flames
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bencmeissner

2026

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I've been thinking about making this dumb joke for at least the last week. Finally putting that degree in graphic design to good use.
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dad Yesterday
Seriously the first week was a mothafucker
poorusher

Small dildo's for ICE

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Protestor holds up a curvy silicone dildo in front of ICE officials. The anonymous men are blurred in the background.
Nice article

https://www.closertotheedge.net/p...
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LocalStain pro an hour ago
"Shelves of lubricated possibility."

POETRY.
bencmeissner

S Mpls

A sign hangs on a telephone pole. The left side of the sign is a rectangle but the right side has other angles, making it looks somewhat like an arrow pointing right. It is painted pink with an orange outline. Inside the outline, in black letters with white strokes, it reads “Ice agents are losers”
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A sign hangs on a telephone pole. The left side of the sign is a rectangle but the right side has other angles, making it looks somewhat like an arrow pointing right. It is painted pink with an orange outline. Inside the outline, in black letters with white strokes, it reads “Ice agents are losers”
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jpk Yesterday
Truth!
ba

The Cardboard and the Damage Done

Dark brown old cat sits primly on a well-used corrugated cardboard scratcher.
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Dark brown old cat sits primly on a well-used corrugated cardboard scratcher.
Beezus: “I scratch; Therefore I am.”
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vosechu pro 21 hours ago
He looks terribly satisfied. :)
snarkout

It's true, he does

A poster for the new "Melania" movie, showing Melania Trump sitting in a chair pouting at the camera. Someone has grafittied "my husband fucks kids" over the whitespace.
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A poster for the new "Melania" movie, showing Melania Trump sitting in a chair pouting at the camera. Someone has grafittied "my husband fucks kids" over the whitespace.
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This one's for @cristin and https://mltshp.com/p/1RIXQ.
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cristin pro 2 days ago
oh, keep it up, good people.
poorusher 2 days ago
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