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Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet, sitting on a stool
Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet and enveloped in such beautiful iridescent light! It was taken in Monplaisir, France, by the Lumiere brothers and it depicts their niece (the daughter of Juliette Lumière). It is an original colour process from 1910 and not colourised.
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https://www.threads.com/@officia...
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watercolor painting by onewordpoet of a black bodega cat guarding some candy and cardboard boxes under heavy lighting (intense shadows)
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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Crimson Desert game disk being held so finger tips seem to be bum cheeks
wins again
double cheeked up
TIL the ps5 still uses discs!
Land O Lakes butter eat your heart out
(Please tell me someone else had a weird aunt who relocated the woman’s knees to look like boobs)
(Please tell me someone else had a weird aunt who relocated the woman’s knees to look like boobs)
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Photo of a large rectangular sign in front of a commercial building. It says "China Buffes" In red letters over a white field, using a generic OS serif font.
That's the name. They also put it in big glowing letters on the front of the building.
source (with pic of the facade): https://www.reddit.com/r...
Having worked in a printshop for a while I can say that when we got the occasional job like this we would do an "Are you REALLY REALLY SURE? No refunds, redos or discounts because we did exactly what you asked" before starting work.
source (with pic of the facade): https://www.reddit.com/r...
Having worked in a printshop for a while I can say that when we got the occasional job like this we would do an "Are you REALLY REALLY SURE? No refunds, redos or discounts because we did exactly what you asked" before starting work.
I dunno makes it stand out. China Buffes sounds like it could be a verb. Buffing porcelain for example
@poorusher My guess is they were trying to make a portmanteau of "buffet" and "fest" but didn't grasp how native English speakers would take it. It's also plausible the misspelling is intentional to be eyecatching. There's a fishmonger in one of the smaller towns near here who does that with his street signs. Now and then somebody corrects them with a sharpie and shopkeeper promptly replaces them with new misspelled signs.
I don't really know.
I don't really know.
@poorusher The signs said "China Buffet" up through some time late last year. It's starting to look like this was deliberate:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FvcQddkK...
https://maps.app.goo.gl/FvcQddkK...
I worked for a company that catered mostly to the paper industry, but also had a division that did custom stickers, labels, and everything else in-between. One of our customers was one of the biggest garage for companies in the area. They wanted a warning label for all their doors that had several typos and a few glaring grammatical errors. The rep pointed these mistakes to them, they argued insisting they were right and to go to print. It was a huge run costing several thousand. The rep made them sign off on the proof and kept a copy. When the CEO saw the finished product, he was furious and insisted we reprint on our dime. The rep headed over with the approved copy signed off by his gang of idiots. They paid for the reprint. I'm guessing some dudes were hiring the bricks shortly thereafter.
*hitting not hiring*
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Another pic from my current research project on Cottesloe Beach, Western Australia.
This one titled: This bonkers 16ft toothpick surfboard is pictured in 1955 with champion board paddler John “Artie” Shaw alongside a Cottesloe SLSC pennant.
This one titled: This bonkers 16ft toothpick surfboard is pictured in 1955 with champion board paddler John “Artie” Shaw alongside a Cottesloe SLSC pennant.
That you can see the wood grain on that makes me shiver at heavy this board must have been (to modern boards).
He's got those guns not from surfing/swimming but from hauling that board around.
He's got those guns not from surfing/swimming but from hauling that board around.
It looks like a giant spear head.
@williwaw looks huge and heavy for sure
@poorusher there's a cool interactive 3D model of one used at Leighton beach , the next beach to the south of Cottesloe, that lives in our state museum
https://visit.museum.wa.gov.au/toothpic...
@poorusher there's a cool interactive 3D model of one used at Leighton beach , the next beach to the south of Cottesloe, that lives in our state museum
https://visit.museum.wa.gov.au/toothpic...
Artie! The longest board…
In the world!
#p&p
In the world!
#p&p
I absolutely would have wiped on that board. So jiggly!
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Hilarious. And I read that in his voice.
Reuters recently DID unmask him. Two guys that work together. One was Robin Gunningham, who started out as a stencil artist under the name Robin Banks, which became Mr. Banks, which became Banksy. The other is Robert Del Naja (frontman of Massive Attack). They worked together and separately. Banksy says that De Naja is the better illustrator, by far. So does Banksy’s former agent.
Reuters recently DID unmask him. Two guys that work together. One was Robin Gunningham, who started out as a stencil artist under the name Robin Banks, which became Mr. Banks, which became Banksy. The other is Robert Del Naja (frontman of Massive Attack). They worked together and separately. Banksy says that De Naja is the better illustrator, by far. So does Banksy’s former agent.
@Davezilla “ I'll stand in front of you
Take the force of the blow, protection”
Take the force of the blow, protection”
@Davezilla I maintain that there is a secret army of "Banksy's" trained in secret by Damien Hirst. It's like James Bond or the Dread Pirate Roberts. The original Banksy sold out years ago, now Hirst is gleefully living out his Warhol fantasies funded by his ill-gotten millions. I have no proof and I'm trying to make conspiracies fun again. Thank you for picking up my poorly xeroxed newsletter.
@d09m4t1c I appreciate you
@1f2frfbf I Iike this theory. A lot.
@1f2frfbf I Iike this theory. A lot.
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A grassy, bluish-green landscape under a blazing yellow sky. Descending from the sky, attached to a large red balloon, is a blue figure wearing a futuristic space suit. The suit has yellow dots and buttons, and the figure is holding something that looks like a 1950s sci-fi raygun. A few birds circle in the sky in the distance. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A black 1950s car fueling up at an orange and yellow gas pump under a concrete canopy in a curved, mid-century, minimalist design.
Prague, 1956. Gas station designed by architect Josef Gočár
Photo: Frank Scherschel (1907 - 1981)
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Photo: Frank Scherschel (1907 - 1981)
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low-resolution GraphicsGrid of MoonPhase, in a 5x10 layout. each moon icon has a year printed over it.
fiddling with a visualization to avoid being a productive member of society.
phase of the moon at my exact time of birth for each of my first 50 birthdays. this year happened to be a waxing gibbous; looks like i can look forward to a full moon on my 45th and 48th.
just a chunky-assed low-res rasterizing of a chunky-assed low-res icon with system-default text for the time being. going to try to find a way to output it in a higher resolution later (when i don't have to be half-prepared for meetings)
EDIT: re-ran this in the afternoon and got a much better visualization:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RMGL
phase of the moon at my exact time of birth for each of my first 50 birthdays. this year happened to be a waxing gibbous; looks like i can look forward to a full moon on my 45th and 48th.
just a chunky-assed low-res rasterizing of a chunky-assed low-res icon with system-default text for the time being. going to try to find a way to output it in a higher resolution later (when i don't have to be half-prepared for meetings)
EDIT: re-ran this in the afternoon and got a much better visualization:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RMGL
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music video for EZ band's cover of "this charming man" by the smiths. performance video in which the band (2, guitarists, accordionist, bassist, drummer" in a backyard-style stage setup. they are all wearing red plaid cowboy shirts and jeans.
my people, colliding with my people
my brothers and i have been sending each other these guys' norteño covers for months now.
my brothers and i have been sending each other these guys' norteño covers for months now.
I wish Moz hadn't morphed so thoroughly into his final, asshole form. The songs are so good. This is so good.
@B6FA798A3449 yeah, it's depressing, especially considering how much i love their work. but on the upside, i read somewhere that morrissey is trying to sell his stake in the smiths! (and, at least the other three are/were seemingly pretty diametrically opposed to his asshattery)
plus, i mean, people making the music their own makes it all worth while.
órrale!
plus, i mean, people making the music their own makes it all worth while.
órrale!
@B6FA798A3449 There were a couple essays about that a few years back making arguments that he was always the terrible person he is now, he was just more coy about it in the 80s and when his dogwhistle sounded at frequencies people could hear, they mostly thought of him as yet another 20-something guy hustling for attention. No shortage of edgelords in arts and music at pretty much any point in history so he didn't stand out for it much.
That he was actually speaking his mind rather than playing a role as a contrarian didn't become obvious to most people until he kept doing these things at an age when his peers were trying to shift to more mature public images.
https://thequietus.com/opinion-...
There's a better one by somebody about his feelings as an Asian fan of Morrissey but I can't find it at the moment.
That he was actually speaking his mind rather than playing a role as a contrarian didn't become obvious to most people until he kept doing these things at an age when his peers were trying to shift to more mature public images.
https://thequietus.com/opinion-...
There's a better one by somebody about his feelings as an Asian fan of Morrissey but I can't find it at the moment.
@B6FA798A3449 @nikkuneko If they ever wanted to replace Mo, this guy could totally pull it off.
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A bowl of baked beans and corn sits on a colorful glass cutting board on my kitchen counter. In the corner are the handle of a brayer and a print I’m working on right now.
Beans-and-corn.
When I was a kid this was one of the least expensive ways my parents found to get big bowls of complete protein to three kids.
My dad would get cheapo baked beans and add frozen corn and then add ketchup and mustard and barbecue sauce and brown sugar. I used Busch’s instead (ROLLLL that beautiful bean footage), but still ended up adding a little bbq sauce.
It was filling and hot and delicious and the corn adds both sweetness and more texture than just the smooshy beans on their own.
Even my kid who doesn’t like baked beans not only liked it, but spent a bunch of time talking about how much he liked it, so that’s kind of fun.
When I was a kid this was one of the least expensive ways my parents found to get big bowls of complete protein to three kids.
My dad would get cheapo baked beans and add frozen corn and then add ketchup and mustard and barbecue sauce and brown sugar. I used Busch’s instead (ROLLLL that beautiful bean footage), but still ended up adding a little bbq sauce.
It was filling and hot and delicious and the corn adds both sweetness and more texture than just the smooshy beans on their own.
Even my kid who doesn’t like baked beans not only liked it, but spent a bunch of time talking about how much he liked it, so that’s kind of fun.
My version of this uses the frozen corn that has other veggies in it like bell peppers and onions (*not* peas & carrots) , often called something like "Southwestern" depending on the brand, mayhap you'd like that as well?
(Sometimes I add some cumin & chili powder for an "instant chili" if you will.) Then if you have leftovers throw an egg on in the morning and/or put some in a tortilla for insta-burrito.
(Sometimes I add some cumin & chili powder for an "instant chili" if you will.) Then if you have leftovers throw an egg on in the morning and/or put some in a tortilla for insta-burrito.
@williwaw that all sounds good! Tonight it was mostly just for nostalgia’s sake, and m’lovely wife doesn’t love beans, so the fact that she’s out of town is the only reason I was happy to make it this evening’s entree, so prolly won’t riff on it much moving forward. 😂
That said, I DO love bean tacos/burritos!!
That said, I DO love bean tacos/burritos!!
In these parts, that's called succotash.
I still make what my Mom called "beef and rice fiesta," two cups dry rice cooked, one pound frozen kernel corn, and one pound browned ground beef, the cheapest you can find. Spice to taste. She likely only did salt and pepper but I also add garlic powder, onion cumin, and smoked paprika. If I am fancy I will brown onions and peppers before doing the meat.
This and vegetable soup are my two “I don’t want to cook but need to eat something” meals. I doctor mine in numerous and sundry ways with spices, celery, and water chestnuts.
I had canned corn, ranch beans, with a splash of garlic and basil marinara; cold, for late dinner, last night.
I’m loving that this theme rings true for others, too! ❤️🎉
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ET figure from Atari game
It's been 40 years and I'm still mad at this game.
Be Good
@urlnotfound same.
If there were an Atari ET version of the Hamster Dance website (with animated gifs of the sprite flipping horizontally and doing the neck extension thing), what music would it have?
I liked the game. Maybe it taught me to struggle past design oversights, which is a good skill to have because the software I've had to use in the decades since has been severely worse at greater expense.
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Cover of 1920s magazine Radio Craft showing a tuxedoed man playing a new instrument called the Marimbalite by shining handheld flashlights at two arrays of glass bulbs or sensors arranged before him as if they were the white and black keys of a piano keyboard. His facial expression is one of smug superiority.
i would love to play the f*ck out of this thing - and it would likely be completely unplayable.
god bless hugo gernsback.
image from an extremely long, intriguing, chewy, and rather messy treatise by Bruce Sterling on how AI is evolving (currently) like music has evolved: https://bruces.medium.com/whatever...
god bless hugo gernsback.
image from an extremely long, intriguing, chewy, and rather messy treatise by Bruce Sterling on how AI is evolving (currently) like music has evolved: https://bruces.medium.com/whatever...
And now, a little light entertainment
Hecklers ruining the show with laser pointers.
Nice article with a little casual racism of the age thrown in: https://120years.net/photo-el...
@dad Yyyyyyikes.
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This image is the cover of an issue of "Cerîde-i Adliyye" (The Justice Gazette), published by the Ministry of Justice in Turkey in 1926. The publication dates back to the Ottoman era and continued into the early years of the Turkish Republic. The image represents a sophisticated use of data visualization techniques, which were quite advanced for the time.
saved to /how2
infografik
I wish I could read this!
GPT says it’s a budget report. I really thought that upper right had something to do with astronomy, but nope, just cool styling.
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Currently doing some historical research for a proposed project at my local beach (growing up) and first place I ever surfed - Cottesloe Beach. Finding some cool photos as I go along.
Couple of nice "Malibu Boards" in this one
This one titled 1960-North-Cott-Beach, Glen Smith, Cliff Hills, Rob Birch & Graham Booth in front of Nth Cottesloe surf club C Hills. 002-Copy-1
Couple of nice "Malibu Boards" in this one
This one titled 1960-North-Cott-Beach, Glen Smith, Cliff Hills, Rob Birch & Graham Booth in front of Nth Cottesloe surf club C Hills. 002-Copy-1
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black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
spent the weekend checking in on my parents after their town was hit by (positively massive) hail and a tornado.
i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.
the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.
since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.
i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.
anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.
the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.
since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.
i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.
anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
Glad they missed the worst of it, nasty storm
Yer mug is a keeper!
🫂
you look really great, STOP RUNNING YOURSELF DOWN :)
Not easy work. I’m glad you have the wherewithal to reflect. And I appreciate you sharing.
I'm interested in seeing wrinkled-ass LEGO mugs. Are those a thing?
what williwaw said
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animation loop of a hammer pounding a marching
line of flathead nails poorly into a hard surface, repeatedly bending them instead. nails and hammer are teal against a black background.
line of flathead nails poorly into a hard surface, repeatedly bending them instead. nails and hammer are teal against a black background.
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GraphicsGrid of MoonPhase icons, each one representing the moon phase on a birthday. over each icon is a number in futura font, denoting which birthday said moon phase was. across the top is the title "first 50 birthday moon phases"
tried rendering https://mltshp.com/p/1RMG2 again, with a few fixes.
still renders the first few digits a wonky size, but i'm not putting any more energy into this today.
WL code to generate the basic image grid:
GraphicsGrid[
Partition[
Table[ImageCompose[
Rasterize[MoonPhase[DateObject[{*(yourbirthyear)* + n, *(yourbirthmonth)*, *(yourbirthday)*, *(yourbirthhour)*, *(yourbirthminute)*}], "Icon"],
RasterSize -> 500, ImageSize -> 500],
Rasterize[Text[Style[n, FontFamily -> "Futura"]],
RasterSize -> 100, ImageSize -> 100, Background -> None]], {n,
50}], 5]]
still renders the first few digits a wonky size, but i'm not putting any more energy into this today.
WL code to generate the basic image grid:
GraphicsGrid[
Partition[
Table[ImageCompose[
Rasterize[MoonPhase[DateObject[{*(yourbirthyear)* + n, *(yourbirthmonth)*, *(yourbirthday)*, *(yourbirthhour)*, *(yourbirthminute)*}], "Icon"],
RasterSize -> 500, ImageSize -> 500],
Rasterize[Text[Style[n, FontFamily -> "Futura"]],
RasterSize -> 100, ImageSize -> 100, Background -> None]], {n,
50}], 5]]
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an iron portail half open and the text says no i don't have instaram contact me through a series of intricate rituals
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Michael Caine with a gun and a grocery bag with a box of corn flakes.
Michael Caine finally finds out who pissed in his corn flakes.
@dreyfusslugado ++
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a comic cell with people in a cave captioned "They find themselves in a huge cellar with the horny men...."
...he fixes the ...cave paintings?
@nikkuneko 😂😂
@nikkuneko +1
I thought the men were huge. The cave? Not so much…