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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
SO COOL
Fabulous 🤩
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
It's so good - well done!
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
I love this!
This is great!
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
It looks so, so good!
Wizard!
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
Gorgeous! <3
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
Fantastic!
absolutely stunning! 💐
Congratulations.
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
Amazing!
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
[this is good]
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
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Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
This is the one comb that the apiarist saved for us. All the rest will go into the rehomed B’s new enclosure. Because they have baby bees in them and some of those will survive. What is in here is nectar, not honey because none of these cells is capped. He explained to me that honey. Only comes after nectar has been properly dehydrated by the bees, fanning it after capping it. All the family members have tasted this nectar. It taste like the wildflowers from our backyard. I intend to rinse the comb and melt it down into a beeswax candle.
Another idea for the wax
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@artwells Ooooooh!!
Wait...
Bee vomit
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I just discovered OG web hero Golan Levin's archive of "single-stroke fonts" https://github.com/golanlev...
"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.
Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.
Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
I'm currently in the process of memorizing all those squiggly characters (kanji) in the bottom 80% of that pic. Each one can have several meanings and pronunciations.
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For the non-lulz version, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
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Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
We hired a local apiary specialist to come rescue the bees who had made a home above our mud room. It was $$$ but made us happier. This is a relatively young hive. We saw them swarming weeks ago but couldn’t get anyone out until this past weekend.
this is actually beautiful
@MackReed /agree
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Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
That I'm annoyed they're not radio buttons is my ticket past this captcha
our ISP has cloud flare and Captcha engaged, and I got stuck in a captcha death spiral yesterday trying to access archive.ph so I could read a firewalled article.
I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
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At that point you just have to let the glasses go.
Why do those sheriffs need bulletproof vests on?
At one time, there was a man who hung out in the vault toilets of City Creek Canyon, in SLC, Ut, to take fetish photos of people going about their "business."
I lost a nice pair of sunglasses exactly like this, fell out of my shorts pocket right into a vault toilet. I never once thought about going after them.
NO COMMENT
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bookstore shelf titled "gardening and sex"
/same
Things that are hard on your knees and back
the two great things that go great together
Dirty!
Director's cut ending to Candide.
Just remember to wash your hands.
Lots of shrubbery to trim
hoes, hoes 'n hose
Bees
"I just trimmed my bush"
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saved to /infographics !
They left out "sinking resignedly into the bog"
This chart makes no sense.
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I didn't make that much money to begin with.
Not how Social Security works. It's not retirement savings, it's social insurance.
Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.
Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.
This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.
There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.
You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.
Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.
This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.
There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.
You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
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Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
More of this.
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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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Willow sticks growing leaves
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Here’s a nauseating little tool that generates a report on how conscious LLMs are of your existence.
The poster ( https://telescoper.blog/2026... ) reports:
“Yesterday I found out about a site called intheweights.com , which reveals which people are “stored” in the weights of large language models. Those “weights” are billions of numerical values by which these AI models encode their knowledge. If you show up in them, the model considered you relevant enough during training to recall without tools such as web search.
The site queries several models to figure out who a specific person is, combines the results, and assigns a strength score. According to the leaderboard, the current maximum strength score is 998, awarded too a person called Charlize Theron (of whom I have never heard); number Two is Rudyard Kipling, apparently. I’m surprised the top isn’t Taylor Swift. I guess these weights change with time too.”
nb, using it seems to burn tokens and, thus, trees. I shared this as a public service - don’t feel compelled to follow my lead.
Also, I have never been much of an “editor,” and the summation misses a good 60% of the rest of my checkered career, not to mention my fully online, nonprofessional life.
#destroyallrobots #stayhuman
The poster ( https://telescoper.blog/2026... ) reports:
“Yesterday I found out about a site called intheweights.com , which reveals which people are “stored” in the weights of large language models. Those “weights” are billions of numerical values by which these AI models encode their knowledge. If you show up in them, the model considered you relevant enough during training to recall without tools such as web search.
The site queries several models to figure out who a specific person is, combines the results, and assigns a strength score. According to the leaderboard, the current maximum strength score is 998, awarded too a person called Charlize Theron (of whom I have never heard); number Two is Rudyard Kipling, apparently. I’m surprised the top isn’t Taylor Swift. I guess these weights change with time too.”
nb, using it seems to burn tokens and, thus, trees. I shared this as a public service - don’t feel compelled to follow my lead.
Also, I have never been much of an “editor,” and the summation misses a good 60% of the rest of my checkered career, not to mention my fully online, nonprofessional life.
#destroyallrobots #stayhuman
"Name shared by multiple professionals and public figures; insufficient context to identify one specific..."
I am not in the weights, as it were, and I am fine with that.
I am not in the weights, as it were, and I am fine with that.
it said I was a bobsled marketing co-founder.
I'm only the second-most AI-plagiarized Andrew Huff.
I don't appear at all under my given name. There are almost a dozen sharing that name who are not me, most of them nonexistent and probably made up by reddit shitposters.
It suggested that I am a Canadian film and television actor known for supporting roles in projects including The Incredible Hulk and Saw V (basically mistaking me for someone else with the same last name).
The founder of Dominion Voting systems, which the MAGAs believed stole the 2020 election, shares my name. (My Twitter mentions at the time were spectacular.) So that seems to have kept my fairly well hidden from the LLMs.
@jpoulos LOL. At one point I wondered if you were indeed that same guy. He went to elementary school with my sister.
@otaman I'm also not the guy who killed his Colombian girlfriend!
In the early days of the web Charlize Theron was one of the most popular fanzine type website celebrities. There were hundreds of Geocities/Tripod type free websites devoted to hosting photos of her. No idea why she'd be at the top of a list like this though.
She was Furiosa! Witness me!
I appear to only exist as confounding data points for Insane Clown Posse
I use to be the Chris Koerner at the top of the search results. Until my nomenclature doppelgänger who’s into marketing his entrepreneurial skills won over the SEO algorithms.
It says I'm a video game music composer, and the me that actually resembles who I am is listed as a hallucination. I can't decide whether that's bad, or if I'm Batman now. (I am a hallucination. I am the night. I am your worst nightmare. I AM BATMAN!)
top 4 percent broheims
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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A caterpillar with 'furry' orange-brown hairs resting on a leaf
A puss caterpillar in Arenal Volano National Park in Costa Rica (Adriana Margarita Larios Arellano/shutterstock.com)
'Megalopyge opercularis, or Puss Caterpillar... looks almost unreal at first glance. It's covered in thick, soft-looking fur that makes it resemble a tiny floofy ball of wool or lint. It's one of the most venomous caterpillars in the United States.'
source: https://boingboing.net/2026...
'Megalopyge opercularis, or Puss Caterpillar... looks almost unreal at first glance. It's covered in thick, soft-looking fur that makes it resemble a tiny floofy ball of wool or lint. It's one of the most venomous caterpillars in the United States.'
source: https://boingboing.net/2026...
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Etching of bat-winged people and animals flying around and swimming in rivers
On August 25, 1835, The Sun, a New York newspaper, ran the first of six articles "about the supposed discovery of life and civilization on the Moon".
Great Moon Hoax — Benjamin Henry Day (1810-1889)
source: https://boingboing.net/2026...
Great Moon Hoax — Benjamin Henry Day (1810-1889)
source: https://boingboing.net/2026...
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A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
Give it to us raw — and wriggling!
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A dark, heavily clouded night. The entire scene is greenish. Looming up from a hill is a tall, narrow skyscraper, with only one window lit at the top. On the roof of the skyscraper are several antennae, two with lights on them. Sticking out of the side of the skyscraper, inexplicably, is a hand crank. At the base of the skyscraper, blazing over the top of the hill, is an eerie green light from an unknown source. Approaching the skyscraper on the right is a small figure, holding a staff with a glowing green light at the top. A dim treeline is visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
For those in the daily grind, I salute you! 🫡
Spectacular!!!