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11 years ago today

A photo of a white sheet of paper on a wooden surface, featuring a short paragraph:

My cat Moo is brown. She licks water from the glass. She also once got stuck outside our balcony near the train tracks and later that day she threw up. She is a weird cat. She has a mind of her own. Sorry for the bad picture. The picture was drawn by a computer mouse.


Below the text is a small, rough red drawing of a cat.
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A photo of a white sheet of paper on a wooden surface, featuring a short paragraph:

My cat Moo is brown. She licks water from the glass. She also once got stuck outside our balcony near the train tracks and later that day she threw up. She is a weird cat. She has a mind of her own. Sorry for the bad picture. The picture was drawn by a computer mouse.


Below the text is a small, rough red drawing of a cat.
Currently he’s studying Chemical Engineering at a sexy Midwestern college.
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fnerg

I love my balcony

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It overlooks a medium-busy street in a neighborhood of Seattle, so I can still people watch. I love the oaks right in front of the building that make my view green and lush, (they do have cankerworm problems, but nothing's perfect) and even in the winter, give enough of a natural feel that the place doesn't feel sterile. It's a nice mix of urbanity and green space.

I'm on the second floor, and the balcony is this fun not-quite outside and not-quite inside in between space. Like, It's ambient temperature and noise, so I need to wear warm clothing in the winter, but I can leave things outside and not worry about them getting messed with. (within reason)

I've got a Sarracenia pitcher plant on the table. It deals perfectly well with this temperature zone, so it'll go dormant in winter and come back in the spring. There's (mostly unproductive) strawberry in one of the floor planters that gives me a few of the tastiest berries every year, and a bunch of shiso plants next to it, which are great for sushi. In the little hanging pot, there's a hens and chicks plant, and some native ferns (sword and deer ferns) in the planter on the railing. I have another planter sitting unused, and I want to hang it on the railing above the strawberries.

Any suggestions as to what I should put in there? More ferns?
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jer pro 10 hours ago
I've been pretty happy with my dwarf cosmos. I did almost everything wrong and they're still putting out flowers this week.
jessamyn

loosely in order, a decade-ish at a time

Nine albums that were important to me. Available in accessible format at https://my9albums.org/s/b65609f6b995
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Nine albums that were important to me. Available in accessible format at https://my9albums.org/s/b65609f6b995
I could listen to any of these albums, on repeat, forever.
9 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
Solid
williwaw pro 7 hours ago
FINALLY someone else with the same love for Reckoning YAY
BooBounder 3 hours ago
OMG. Below the Salt!
joffaboy

"Ethereal Encounter"

From above, a pale blue sawfish swims beside a green turtle seen through a mist
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From above, a pale blue sawfish swims beside a green turtle seen through a mist
Photo by Mark Deakin, overall winner, Australian Geographic Nature Photographer of the Year

Green sawfish (Pristis zijsron) and a Green turtle (Chelonia mydas)
https://www.threads.com/share...
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dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
"Together they fight CRIME!"
lamnatos 4 hours ago
I’d definitely watch (and rewatch) that animated film
jessamyn

affirming graffiti

A rural underpass in autumn with some graffiti on it saying "You are so loved"
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A rural underpass in autumn with some graffiti on it saying "You are so loved"
19 hours ago
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samh pro 15 hours ago
It's true.
BennyTheIcepick pro 15 hours ago
When I drive to work, one of the places I park has graffiti reading “I hope you heal”

I’m trying, man. I’m trying.
joffaboy

Meanwhile...

Chicken crossing a road, thinks 'I got my reasons'
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Chicken crossing a road, thinks 'I got my reasons'
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13 hours ago
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owl 7 hours ago
the joke makes perfect sense when you know "the Other Side" is a euphemism for death and the hereafter
joffaboy

Planet 7

Blue gas giant with rings
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Blue gas giant with rings
Uranus, with rings https://www.threads.com/share...
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idogcow 12 hours ago
"Real soon! Oh, wait. That's not my stop"
thelonius

RIP Dad

October 16, 1974. What I take from this is 1) so many people opened their homes that they did not need all of them and 2) they wrote thank you letters to every person who did so.
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October 16, 1974. What I take from this is 1) so many people opened their homes that they did not need all of them and 2) they wrote thank you letters to every person who did so.
October 16, 1974: long time now.
What I take from this is that so many people opened their homes that they did not need to use all of them, and that they wrote thank you letters to everyone who did so.
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ellieBOA

I got married!

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Us with our witnesses, French town hall
3 days ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
Félicitations! ✨
poorusher 3 days ago
Awww, huge congrats!
LocalStain pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!


🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
BMK 3 days ago
Congrats!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Wonderful!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!
ba pro 3 days ago
Mazel tov!
readery 3 days ago
Congratulations!
Xedrik 3 days ago
Congratulations! \(^_^)/
wombatman70 3 days ago
❤️🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
danelectro pro 3 days ago
woot!
nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
whoaaaaaaaaaa, congrats!
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
Congrats!
Sailormom pro 3 days ago
Awesome!
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Grand!
snarkout pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!
Robotron_smith 3 days ago
Yay! Congratulations 🎈🎊🍾
m3moellering 3 days ago
Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉
tonyb pro 3 days ago
Hooray! Congrats!
homerj 3 days ago
Woo!
dapete 3 days ago
Mazel Tov!
jer pro 3 days ago
Hooray for love! Hooray for joy! Hooray for you two!
fins 3 days ago
Congrats!!! 🥳❤️
gormat 3 days ago
Mazel tov!
cristin pro 3 days ago
yay!!!
Argie pro 3 days ago
So cool, I hope my card got to you before the big day❤️😊
ellieBOA 2 days ago
Thanks all! And it did @Argie, thank you so much!
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
Congratulations!
pastranaut pro 2 days ago
Congrats
Argie pro 2 days ago
@ellieBOA wooohooo 😁
hassebasse 16 hours ago
Woop woop!
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gwint

Mood

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee

 

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Safe for work. Flagged because of huge spoiler
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wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
the higher the spoiler, the closer to heaven
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 15 hours ago
When you park it's a great place to display all your knicknacks.
m3moellering 14 hours ago
@wjcstp +++
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
He sells slices of wind to the unsuspecting.
ang pro 14 hours ago
Put another on the front and you’ll be the envy of every worksite doin truck thangs with your Gillette seven blade lumber rack.
dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
I want to believe that they actually make a harmonious humming noise as the car gets up to speed.
tonyb pro 7 hours ago
so much down force the car should be popping a wheelie
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ba

Catostrator!

guitar shaped like a kitty
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guitar shaped like a kitty
source: https://www.facebook.com/
15 hours ago
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poorusher 15 hours ago
Cat Stevens
Cat Power
Cat [Insert a different name]
1f2frfbf pro 15 hours ago
Cat Strat Fever!
1f2frfbf pro 15 hours ago
(Though technically it's a Les Paw.)
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Kittar
jer pro 14 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RXGM
dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
"Some guitar makers just use cat-gut. We use the whole cat!"
samh pro 11 hours ago
Cat o' six strings
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@1f2frfbf godDAMNit
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billturner

(maybe) my 9 albums

A 3 by 3 grid of albums that have influenced me and maybe mark the different styles of music I listen to based on the first album I heard in that genre.

Albums:
- Dark Side of the Moon, by Pink Floyd
- People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, by A Tribe Called Quest
- Repeater, by Fugazi
- Endtroducing..., by DJ Shadow
- Tortoise's self-titled first album
- Ragin' Full On, by fIREHOSE
- Sheik Yerbouti, by Frank Zappa
- Rock for Light, by Bad Brains
- Brilliant Corners, by Thelonious Monk
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A 3 by 3 grid of albums that have influenced me and maybe mark the different styles of music I listen to based on the first album I heard in that genre.

Albums:
- Dark Side of the Moon, by Pink Floyd
- People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, by A Tribe Called Quest
- Repeater, by Fugazi
- Endtroducing..., by DJ Shadow
- Tortoise's self-titled first album
- Ragin' Full On, by fIREHOSE
- Sheik Yerbouti, by Frank Zappa
- Rock for Light, by Bad Brains
- Brilliant Corners, by Thelonious Monk
All of these are primarily the first album I heard of an artist I still listen to today and styles or genres I really branched off from.

Sheik Yerbouti isn't that great of a Zappa album, but it was the first one of his I bought and heard. He has some amazing music here and there, but some has maybe not survived recent listens.

If there was a 10th spot, it'd probably go to Sleep's "Dopesmoker" as in recent years the droning stoner/doom metal bands have come into repeated rotation. The 11th spot would probably go to someone like Aphex Twin or Squarepusher, though I don't listen to as much electronic music these days.
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artwells

into the weekend like

Kate Bush dressed as a bat, jumping
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Kate Bush dressed as a bat, jumping
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jpoulos

Another 9

The Rolling Stones - Tattoo You 
R.E.M - Life's Rich Pageant
Counting Crows - Recovering the Satellites 
Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend
The Monkees - The Monkees
Waxahatchee - Into the Storm
Chet Baker - Chet Baker Sings 
Les Miserables - Original 1985 London Cast Recording
Wye Oak - Shriek
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The Rolling Stones - Tattoo You
R.E.M - Life's Rich Pageant
Counting Crows - Recovering the Satellites
Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend
The Monkees - The Monkees
Waxahatchee - Into the Storm
Chet Baker - Chet Baker Sings
Les Miserables - Original 1985 London Cast Recording
Wye Oak - Shriek
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Argie

Sticky Boi

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bezt pro 21 hours ago
The USyd news article has photos of the little pop-top eggs:

https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opi...
Argie pro 19 hours ago
@bezt ++ oh wow!
tonyb pro 7 hours ago
what's brown and sticky?

a stick
tonyb pro 7 hours ago
how about brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre
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scruss

teaser image for 'Space Mosque'

against a simulated dusk sky, a golden tower like a space-faring minaret hovers
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against a simulated dusk sky, a golden tower like a space-faring minaret hovers
This looks trippy AF

source: https://agakhanmuseum.org/whats-on...
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artwells

"I can't change the laws of physics! I've got to have thirty minutes!"

illustration of a space craft with two mechanical arms captioned "SPACE TUG-CREW MODULE"
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illustration of a space craft with two mechanical arms captioned "SPACE TUG-CREW MODULE"
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dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
A space-tug sounds awesome until you see what they're going to use for the tugging. I wouldn't want that anywhere near my junk.
dad 5 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado "Do not look away from...the nozzle."
catbird 3 hours ago
"Twenty bucks, same as on Jupiter"
otaman

Embarrassed Raccoon

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Just saved this little guy who was stuck in my neighbour's recycling bin. He was causing a helluva racket.
Yesterday
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scruss pro Yesterday
they move pretty quickly once they can get out
otaman pro 20 hours ago
@scruss indeed! Once I gently tipped over the bin, he shot out like a greyhound from the starting gate.
samh pro 15 hours ago
O, hai. I mak mistak.
artwells

recruiters contacting me after I've given up trying to find a job

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scene from The Shining in which Danny sees the twins in the hallway
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0y3ahSansAcut3

I Miss This Action...

White-barked aspen trees stand among yellow and orange fall foliage on the San Francisco Peaks in Flagstaff, Ariz., Thursday, Oct. 8, 2026. (AP Photo/Cheyanne Mumphrey
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White-barked aspen trees stand among yellow and orange fall foliage on the San Francisco Peaks in Flagstaff, Ariz., Thursday, Oct. 8, 2026. (AP Photo/Cheyanne Mumphrey
I know there are aspens somewhere in So Cal...

White-barked aspen trees stand among yellow and orange fall foliage on the San Francisco Peaks in Flagstaff, Ariz., Thursday, Oct. 8, 2026. AP #Photography #CheyanneMumphrey
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me3dia

when 5 o'clock comes

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animated gif from the film "Beetlejuice." Beetlejuice stands between Adam and Barbara; his head is rapidly spinning, and he reaches up with both hands and stops it.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/filmgifs...
16 hours ago
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travis

reasons to stay alive starter pack

reasons to stay alive starter pack

mothman
your favorite scary movie
new show to watch
out of spite
those books you haven't read
pets
halloween is coming
new music
outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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reasons to stay alive starter pack

mothman
your favorite scary movie
new show to watch
out of spite
those books you haven't read
pets
halloween is coming
new music
outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
via https://www.instagram.com/p...

some helpful thoughts for those of us in the northern hemisphere as we head into the season of low vitamin D
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homerj Yesterday
#9albums
jazon pro Yesterday
mmmmm spite ...
dad Yesterday
No offense but a spotify logo to represent new music blows.
fnerg pro Yesterday
Pets is a big one for me.
snowbow Yesterday
chai lattes
otaman pro Yesterday
My wife today, in dreaded anticipation of the coming winter: "I haven't liked snow for 50 years, and I'm not going to start now!!"
MackReed pro Yesterday
“… season of low vitamin D“

And federal elections. (*SOB*)
travis pro Yesterday
@MackReed ++ SOB sob
@otaman I actually love the snow, I'm bummed that we don't get as much as we used to here
@dad agreed
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Hydrating every day so I can one day piss like a mountain stream on their graves
poorusher Yesterday
Spite is my current jam.
tonyb pro 7 hours ago
living well is the best revenge
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jer

Private Equity

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ba pro 14 hours ago
@jer Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ba pro 14 hours ago
Also, has anyone made a "Business Cat" Front end for a chatbot? Because everyone my age who internetted at a a certain time would pay anything for that...
kokogiak

Paint Viking

Some idiot wearing goggles, a respirator, a headlamp, a full-body protective suit and a costume viking helmet, peering down toward the camera.
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Some idiot wearing goggles, a respirator, a headlamp, a full-body protective suit and a costume viking helmet, peering down toward the camera.
I've been deep in homeowner DIY-world the past few weeks, doing mold remediation work throughout the house, recently painting parts of our ancient basement. When I put on the full protective gear, I thought it would be funny to take a selfie for my family. I also noticed a costume viking helmet nearby, so added that to the gear. This snap was accidental, I was checking the timer settings when I got it. It makes me laugh, like I'm some demented Muppet Show character.
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samh pro Yesterday
I've been in my atticand crawl space a ton lately while we're remodeling our kitchen so I clearly need to up my mask and eye pro game with some costume action!
B6FA798A3449

Time and the Maiden

Color photo of a statue atop a roof, with the ocean in the background. An angel, wielding a scythe, restrains a female figure by grasping her hair.
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Color photo of a statue atop a roof, with the ocean in the background. An angel, wielding a scythe, restrains a female figure by grasping her hair.
Using binoculars smooshed onto iPhone, here in Mendocino. This is atop a former Masonic hall here.
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artwells

into the comments like

person dressed as a ham with "HAM" written on it
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person dressed as a ham with "HAM" written on it
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 days ago
Heathcliff costume looking good
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
"she's going way over the ham limit!"
ba pro 2 days ago
FunFact: One could sing 'Boo Radley' in Shirley Basie's voice to the Goldfinger theme, if one were so inspired.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
“Going ham” on something is one of my (adult) kid’s favorite neologisms.
idogcow 2 days ago
Meet the meat
otaman pro Yesterday
Ponyo loves
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Argie

INC EQ DIV BEL LUS UI ERS ONG ION TY ITY ING

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jazon pro 19 hours ago
DEI? Nah, IEDB!!
me3dia pro 19 hours ago
Designed to confuse MAGA
0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
This is the evil work of Big Orange Chair.
wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
B
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I N G
artwells pro 19 hours ago
LUSUIER SONG
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snarkout

What knockers!

Color photograph: A weathered bronze sculpture as a door knocker of a mother cat carrying her kitten by the scruff of their neck.
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Color photograph: A weathered bronze sculpture as a door knocker of a mother cat carrying her kitten by the scruff of their neck.
source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...

"A mother cat and her kitten door knocker, Clun, England"
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snarkout

Night Scene in Dreamland

"Postcard with a color picture of the Dreamland Amusement Park in Coney Island at night. hand painted over a photograph and then reproduced in color. the date is a guess; the park opened in 1905.
 there is a canal with gondola on it and a bridge arching over it to give a Venetian feel. there is a pagoda building on the left for 'oriental' flavor, and I think and I think that might be a ferris wheel seen end on directly in front of us."
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"Postcard with a color picture of the Dreamland Amusement Park in Coney Island at night. hand painted over a photograph and then reproduced in color. the date is a guess; the park opened in 1905.
there is a canal with gondola on it and a bridge arching over it to give a Venetian feel. there is a pagoda building on the left for 'oriental' flavor, and I think and I think that might be a ferris wheel seen end on directly in front of us."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro 19 hours ago
😍saved to /nyc

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