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robotmachine

The Biclops

Odysseus and his men look upon a giant emerging from a cave whose large eye peers at them. The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" (freakish to them) has two eyes.
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Odysseus and his men look upon a giant emerging from a cave whose large eye peers at them. The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" (freakish to them) has two eyes.
source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics...
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ckoerner

Finished the steps to the backyard

A photo of a set of five small brown stairs leading down from a gray retaining wall. At the top of the stairs is a small, black chicken.
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A photo of a set of five small brown stairs leading down from a gray retaining wall. At the top of the stairs is a small, black chicken.
Last year we had a new deck, driveway, and patio built. It kind of changed the pathways into our backyard, necessitating these steps. Over the course of a couple days my wife and I built them. I’m sore and tired, but I think they turned out pretty well (and mostly level and square😅).
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ufez pro 3 hours ago
Wise move to let the chicken test them first.
nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
excellent work!

(that said, we all know i'm here for the bonus yard guardian strut)
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Yes to home improvement.
samh pro an hour ago
I will always high five and hurray a DIY project. Well done! High five and hurrah!!!
ckoerner an hour ago
@ufez I think I have made it easier for them to get up on the driveway! Not sure that’s a good thing.
cwhartman pro an hour ago
Saved to https://mltshp.com/homeimpr...
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patrickneville

ice cream sweat

3.5 year old in a green dress with ice cream on her forehead
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3.5 year old in a green dress with ice cream on her forehead
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SaintBrevity

Unexpectedly cool morning

A photo of a man wearing a mlkshk shirt and drinking coffee, the mug obscuring some of his face. In the background are trees with green leaves.
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A photo of a man wearing a mlkshk shirt and drinking coffee, the mug obscuring some of his face. In the background are trees with green leaves.
The temperature has dipped in Denver for the last few days and the back deck has been the best place for morning coffee.
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jpoulos pro 44 minutes ago
Nice shirt
ba pro 15 minutes ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells

85 days til halloween halloween halloween

large jack-o-lantern in traffic
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large jack-o-lantern in traffic
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cottenwess 35 minutes ago
walgreens already has their halloween stuff out.
me3dia pro 10 minutes ago
I saw a place setting up their *Christmas* displays already.
artwells

WRONGTAPEWRONGTAPEWRONGTAPE

vintage living room with a family, the man is touching a VCR, a woman is on the TV screen
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vintage living room with a family, the man is touching a VCR, a woman is on the TV screen
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aquaphase

sausage dog

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1f2frfbf pro 3 hours ago
Cookout at Jeff Koons'!
Xedrik 2 hours ago
These "Corgi butt, or loaf of bread?" quizzes are getting tough...
otaman

Our neighbour

Barred owl perched on a tree branch.
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Barred owl perched on a tree branch.
Barred Owl has been hanging around the cottage this week. Let us get quite close today.
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nikkuneko pro 19 hours ago
whoaaaaaaa you have been bless't by his presence
jive_t pro 19 hours ago
who?
tonyb pro 18 hours ago
a superb owl!
octaneTom pro 18 hours ago
@jive_t cooks for you?

Love these guys, miss seeing/hearing them as often as we used to at the old place
mcmjolnir pro 18 hours ago
They're very attacky at night, ask me how I know
pk pro 16 hours ago
@mcmjolnir shouldn't have tried to talking to his gal, dude
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
We've got one or two in our neighborhood (according to Merlin, anyway) and I haven't been able to see them yet but they're audible all hours of the day and night. They can get crazy loud when they feel like it.
otaman pro 5 hours ago
@ardgedee this one's still juvenile (i think) so screeching call has indeed been waking me up at various times throughout the night. Far fewer ocurrances of the more pleasant "who-cooks-for-you"
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heyitsal

25 years!

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We sent this as our invitation... in a tube. It's 3 feet tall. We have it in a frame in our living room and everything :). My friend, Brodsky, who is the bravest graphic artist I have yet to meet helped me crush the design. A friend of ours, Elke was a CD at an agency where she had these printed for us. We stuck them in tubes and USPSed them out for a couple of bucks each.

It was a wonderful wedding. We had $0 to spend on it. Most of the money wound up going to the New Leaf Cafe. They were in Fort Tryon Park in way north NYC. They hadn't opened yet, so we cut a deal with them using us as a practice event with a buffet with a pay-bar. We put goldfish in take home bowls on the tables instead of flowers. Heather found a gorgeous thrift store gown. We used the venues speakers with a random playlist and that was that.

A friend of ours who was a freelance philosopher and now teaches at Oxford, gave a dissertation on marriage that I cannot remember a word of because I was holding my new wife's hand and sweating in my suit jacket in the usual sweaty August of the city. Fuck it was hot. But that just led to people giving up the usual wedding stuffiness. A lot of clothes went missing almost immediately.

We gave everyone point and shoot cameras, called in a favor for some portraits and table shots. The photographer completely failed, saying "I've never been at an event where I couldn't get people to stop laughing long enough to take a group photo". He was pretty drunk when he said it.

We had a cake with Wonder Woman and The Tick on top that we brought. We had totally forgotten about it, but saw it when we started happily saying goodbye to everyone.
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ftrain pro Yesterday
A billion congratulations, my friend. What a glorious artifact.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Yes much love, forever!!!!
m3moellering 23 hours ago
That's just so lovely. Thank you for sharing!
samh pro 23 hours ago
This tale of amazing-ness is simply wonderful! Happy anniversary.
urlnotfound pro 23 hours ago
That's awesome. I love interesting weddings. I am pretty sure that interesting weddings require a certain amount of poverty to properly happen.
Sailormom pro 23 hours ago
What a great story. Thanks for sharing.
scruss pro 19 hours ago
Congrats!
knutmo 16 hours ago
Yay to continued love!
cottenwess 6 hours ago
congratulations!
Lockjaw pro 5 hours ago
SPOON! Happy Anniversary!
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
Fantastic design and wedding planning. Here’s to a long shared life filled with many more such delights.
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nikkuneko

“so anyway the guitar goes like ‘meedly-meedly-meedly-meedly-meeeeeeeee’”

black and white photo: singer-songwriter phoebe bridgers stands on the left of frame, smiling, while 1975 vocalist matty healy mimes playing guitar to the right. they are standing in a studio control room, with cloth sound dampers behind them.
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black and white photo: singer-songwriter phoebe bridgers stands on the left of frame, smiling, while 1975 vocalist matty healy mimes playing guitar to the right. they are standing in a studio control room, with cloth sound dampers behind them.
these have already made the rounds many times, but one of several photos of people collaborating and/or hanging out with phoebe bridgers in the studio while she worked on the upcoming “lost weekend”. for some reason matty healy (of the 1975) air-guitaring whilst looking sleep-deprived was the funniest thing i’d seen in a while.

image via:
https://x.com/1989heal...
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joffaboy

Horizontal rainbow, Skógafoss, Iceland

Rainbow colours seen in mist rising from black rocky ground
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Rainbow colours seen in mist rising from black rocky ground
https://www.threads.com/share...
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m3moellering Yesterday
Gorgeous!
wombatman70 Yesterday
👏👏👏
wombatman70

Big Basil Bed

A three-panel image of my basil garden. The bottom panel is a distant shot encompassing all of the large leafy basil plants and the lemon balm plants on the right. 
The top left is just a top-down shot of their bushy leaves, and the top-right photo is from the side, with a tape measure sticking out above the basil leaves to show that the plants are about 30 or 31 inches tall at the highest.
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A three-panel image of my basil garden. The bottom panel is a distant shot encompassing all of the large leafy basil plants and the lemon balm plants on the right.
The top left is just a top-down shot of their bushy leaves, and the top-right photo is from the side, with a tape measure sticking out above the basil leaves to show that the plants are about 30 or 31 inches tall at the highest.
Another bumper crop of basil this year!
I let the front two plants flower and flower without nipping any of it off until today because I felt bad about taking flowers from pollinators (we have other flowers, so I didn’t need to feel guilty), and although those ripped taller than the rest at first, they didn’t really feel like keeping up the pace since I let them bloom.
Since we were out of town for two weeks (and had a lot of rain) I only just now finished trimming all the flowers off all of them, and they’re beautiful. As you can see, at their tallest they’re about 30”-31” high now.

At the far side, past the anemic looking basil, are my thriving lemon balm plants, that are lower than the basil. Watering and mowing over here is great. Lemon & basil all the way!
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homerj 19 hours ago
This is impressive. I only have one basil plant on the deck but this was the first year I figured out proper cultivating and now have a nice bush.
wombatman70 18 hours ago
@homerj Three cheers! 🍃🍃🍃
The firat year we had a basil jungle like this we made enough pesto (froze it into cubes) that we still have a few bits left these five years later. I recommend it. 😂
grantbarrett pro 7 hours ago
Big Basil is trying to control you and doesn't want you to know.
wombatman70 5 hours ago
@grantbarrett I accept their control. May the pesto be with you! Death to aphids!
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dean_paxton

Halloween Nears

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Looking through old Halloween decor I cam across these skull cutouts from Beistle. They are remakes from at least 50 years ago: https://www.beistle.com/vintage-...

In fact, there's tons of vintage Halloween stuffs going back 100 years here. Most of it is on Amazon too: https://www.beistle.com/holiday...
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roonie pro 22 hours ago
Halloween Nears is a term that can be applied from the day after Halloween. Every dam year.
That does not mean that we must start a deep dive focusing in on bloody Halloween IN EARLY AUGUST!!!!! ffs
roonie pro 22 hours ago
Ooohhh look Christmas is coming!



bah humbug
scruss pro 19 hours ago
@roonie a Spirit Halloween just opened near us. It is end times
dean_paxton pro 17 hours ago
Eh... It's just a cool skull. It'll be fine
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artwells

linkedin bio

back of a woman's shirt reads "pabst powered fuck machine"
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back of a woman's shirt reads "pabst powered fuck machine"
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tonyb pro Yesterday
she seems nice!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
corporate merch is getting spicy
homerj Yesterday
Dress for the job you want?
robotmachine pro Yesterday
The shirt really should be made from blue velvet.
roonie pro 22 hours ago
is she looking for sponsorship?
mcmjolnir pro 18 hours ago
@robotmachine Heineken?! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
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snowbow

 

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Out walking my friend's chihuahua a couple weeks ago! This is Goomba 🩷
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
This is a cool photo
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
oh no the chihuahua has The Dots 😍
snarkout pro Yesterday
Looking forward to your and Goomba's album.
spingo pro Yesterday
Whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want?
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Shirt/hat combo = 🔥
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jive_t

Mushroom 🍄

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0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
Looks like a bolete butterpilsen.
urlnotfound pro 19 hours ago
That looks like something you could spend the rest of your life eating.
jpoulos pro 19 hours ago
bulbous
m3moellering 8 hours ago
@urlnotfound Hehehehehe
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Argie

London Heatwave

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Current view of London after recent multiple heatwaves. London is the city I have spent the most time in outside of my own and I have never witnessed anything like this. I wonder if English grass is like Australian grass and can recover from this... but also trees instead of grass yeah.

source https://www.reddit.com/r...
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poorusher 8 hours ago
It's really terrible. What is more sickening is that the Reform party who have gained quite a lot in popularity since the Tories imploded, led by Nigel Mirage, are all in denial about climate change, despite being presented with evidence and living through it.

As they are being funded by big oil, they are constantly banging on "Of course this happened it's Summer" etc.

However England generally has mild weather, I feel really bad for people in France and Spain who've lived in the same places for generations and are being displaced.

At least those governments are a bit quicker to respond action plans. France banned flights for private jets for a period of time.
ellieBOA 8 hours ago
Nigel Mirage 😂 France (and Austria) also banned short haul flights you could do by train in 2.5-3 hours and have reduced emissions.
waldopepper pro 3 hours ago
Wow, this is Blackheath, I lived in one of those buildings on the left once. Amazing view, but of luscious green grass. I haven't seen anything remotely like this before. It's getting a bit parched in the North but nothing like this.
MackReed

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source: https://mastodon.au/@wendypa...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Shaming your high rollers is certainly a business strategy of some kind.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
It me. And this would drag my ass directly into a bookstore if I was walking past. It’s impossible to be laser targeted so pristinely and not feel drawn in.
bencmeissner pro 23 hours ago
I'd say "it me" but I've given up all pretense that I'll only buy books at the same pace that I'll read them.
Argie pro 20 hours ago
Recently bought "The Shortest History of Egypt by Maria Golia, promptly told myself that we are currently in an Ancient Greek phase (cue the Iliad) and that it would just be confusing to read it now, so it went on top of the pile. Tsundoku wins again.
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csilverman

conflicting directives

A person wearing a rusty iron suit stands in a pale green space. The suit is haphazardly bolted together and looks vaguely like a minimalist metal sculpture of a rodent or fox: conical body, conical snout, pointed ears. Where its right arm would be is an open hole that looks like it was fitted with a robotic arm at one point. Its eye is also an open hole. Emerging from the armhole is a green tentacle with small white spots. The figure holds a red balloon in its left hand. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person wearing a rusty iron suit stands in a pale green space. The suit is haphazardly bolted together and looks vaguely like a minimalist metal sculpture of a rodent or fox: conical body, conical snout, pointed ears. Where its right arm would be is an open hole that looks like it was fitted with a robotic arm at one point. Its eye is also an open hole. Emerging from the armhole is a green tentacle with small white spots. The figure holds a red balloon in its left hand. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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urlnotfound pro 18 hours ago
I hope if I ever lose a limb it's far enough in the future that they can replace it with a tentacle.
ffg

Hey Dog, how's the family?

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source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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1f2frfbf

Folk art shark.

A primitive rendering of a hammerhead shark in blue and pink on a circular black background. As much as a non-human creature can be said to express the emotion we call love, this work overflows with the emotion.
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A primitive rendering of a hammerhead shark in blue and pink on a circular black background. As much as a non-human creature can be said to express the emotion we call love, this work overflows with the emotion.
Today's favorite kid art in the 'to be framed' pile. I know it resembles an elephant, but it's a hammerhead shark. The tag says so.
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roonie pro 22 hours ago
The Hammerphant.
rogrtheshrubber pro 55 minutes ago
One of those duck/rabbit illusions
snarkout

This broom, it vibrates?

An oldy-timey newspaper illustration of a woman wearing a skirt, blouse, and large tam and holding a basket, wandering a landscape with some artfully illustrated rocks. She's holding a snake by its neck.

GIRL SNAKE CATCHER.

She Makes a Snug Little Income by Securing Reptiles for Traveling Shows.

SHE JUST GRABS THEM.
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An oldy-timey newspaper illustration of a woman wearing a skirt, blouse, and large tam and holding a basket, wandering a landscape with some artfully illustrated rocks. She's holding a snake by its neck.

GIRL SNAKE CATCHER.

She Makes a Snug Little Income by Securing Reptiles for Traveling Shows.

SHE JUST GRABS THEM.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

(The Washington Bee, Washington DC, November 8, 1902)
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artwells pro Yesterday
We all knew her. She was nice.
Davezilla pro 23 hours ago
She just grabs them. What’s the big deal?
tonyb pro 20 hours ago
When you're famous, they let you do it
otaman

Floating wife, happy life

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My wife doing her favourite thing on a calm and sunny day on Georgia Bay, Lake Huron.
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kokogiak Yesterday
So calm!
christ 21 hours ago
That stretch of the bay is wondrous. Sunrises AND sunsets.
Argie

Doris

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Doris Day, poolside, Hollywood 1950

Doris was ripped!

More old Hollywood here https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
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Argie

Fall Out Boy & Fall Out Girl

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Photograph by Max Scheler, titled "Contamination Suits for Nuclear Fallout" (1961), with a couple on a New York rooftop modeling early survival wear.

Day 9 is gonna suck tho.

No doubt prototype 1 only
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samh pro 6 hours ago
Day 1 of 8: suffocated to death.
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
@samh nope: eaten by mutant zombies
samh pro an hour ago
Imagine the smell. Mutant zombies DGAF.
urlnotfound

fit to be tied

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I realized fit was short for outfit very recently. Like, embarrassingly recently.
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1f2frfbf pro 9 hours ago
Well, I didn't know until just now, so that puts you ahead of me...
waa

Me and my mural

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A good friend of mine dropped by and wanted to take my picture.
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jasperzelf pro 5 days ago
Cannot <3 this enough!
waa pro 5 days ago
@jasperzelf dank jeeee😘
jpoulos pro 5 days ago
♥️❗❗❗
poorusher 5 days ago
Shoes 👠👀
waa pro 5 days ago
@poorusher 💗💗💗
m3moellering 5 days ago
How nice it is to see you in frame with your work!
Argie pro 5 days ago
@m3moellering and wearing the same palette... perfect 😊 @waa
robotmachine pro 5 days ago
@waa Kathryn (Katyusha) wanted me to let you know that you look great and that she says “Hey!”

:)

I also agree that you look great. ❤️
kokogiak 5 days ago
Amazing! Every part of this!
waldopepper pro 5 days ago
This is just all kinds of lovely
waa pro 4 days ago
@m3moellering @kokogiak @waldopepper Thanks!!!!
waa pro 4 days ago
@robotmachine Please do say HEY back :-) And thanks for the compliment!
snarkout pro 4 days ago
It's so good and your outfit is cute.
spingo pro 4 days ago
(applause)
robotmachine pro 4 days ago
@waa Message relayed!
MackReed pro 4 days ago
excellent.
LocalStain pro 4 days ago
@robotmachine Please tell @Katyusha that I said hi!

And @waa you and you work look incredible.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
robotmachine pro 4 days ago
@LocalStain Message relayed!
knutmo 4 days ago
Art personified!
drurystephanie 3 days ago
gahhh all of this is gorgeoussss
waa pro 2 days ago
@drurystephanie thank youuu 😘
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tamrow

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MackReed pro Yesterday
My folks worked in academia all their lives. I feel this cartoon in my very bones.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Damn you, trustees of Miskatonic University!
thelonius 22 hours ago
I found a sheaf of Doonesbury strips depicting a literal Academic Marketplace, that my Mom cut out of the paper in the early 80's when she was finishing her Ph.D
m3moellering

I thought this belonged here.

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I canna remember where I came across this. Either green or orange.
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ang pro Yesterday
The Kleene Star state.
lamnatos Yesterday
Oh yes, Little Bobby Tables got a new car!

https://xkcd.com/327/
m3moellering Yesterday
@lamnatos Hehehehehe
jtj pro Yesterday
I did an ID on this license plate number, and it seems to match every car in Texas.
m3moellering 23 hours ago
@jtj 😂😂😂😂😂
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artwells

FYI

Instructions on how to build a Corsi-Rosenthal Box
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Instructions on how to build a Corsi-Rosenthal Box
Portland is 159 now. Nothing like the 500 a few years back, but it's enough to make me feel a bit off after walking the dog.

Stay safe out there.
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
112 this morning in Seattle. Bleh.
rogrtheshrubber pro 56 minutes ago
159 in Portland, 112 in Seattle...that's some kind of heat!

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