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I love my balcony

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It overlooks a medium-busy street in a neighborhood of Seattle, so I can still people watch. I love the oaks right in front of the building that make my view green and lush, (they do have cankerworm problems, but nothing's perfect) and even in the winter, give enough of a natural feel that the place doesn't feel sterile. It's a nice mix of urbanity and green space.

I'm on the second floor, and the balcony is this fun not-quite outside and not-quite inside in between space. Like, It's ambient temperature and noise, so I need to wear warm clothing in the winter, but I can leave things outside and not worry about them getting messed with. (within reason)

I've got a Sarracenia pitcher plant on the table. It deals perfectly well with this temperature zone, so it'll go dormant in winter and come back in the spring. There's (mostly unproductive) strawberry in one of the floor planters that gives me a few of the tastiest berries every year, and a bunch of shiso plants next to it, which are great for sushi. In the little hanging pot, there's a hens and chicks plant, and some native ferns (sword and deer ferns) in the planter on the railing. I have another planter sitting unused, and I want to hang it on the railing above the strawberries.

Any suggestions as to what I should put in there? More ferns?
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jer pro 3 hours ago
I've been pretty happy with my dwarf cosmos. I did almost everything wrong and they're still putting out flowers this week.
jessamyn

loosely in order, a decade-ish at a time

Nine albums that were important to me. Available in accessible format at https://my9albums.org/s/b65609f6b995
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Nine albums that were important to me. Available in accessible format at https://my9albums.org/s/b65609f6b995
I could listen to any of these albums, on repeat, forever.
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wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
Solid
williwaw pro an hour ago
FINALLY someone else with the same love for Reckoning YAY
ba

11 years ago today

A photo of a white sheet of paper on a wooden surface, featuring a short paragraph:

My cat Moo is brown. She licks water from the glass. She also once got stuck outside our balcony near the train tracks and later that day she threw up. She is a weird cat. She has a mind of her own. Sorry for the bad picture. The picture was drawn by a computer mouse.


Below the text is a small, rough red drawing of a cat.
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A photo of a white sheet of paper on a wooden surface, featuring a short paragraph:

My cat Moo is brown. She licks water from the glass. She also once got stuck outside our balcony near the train tracks and later that day she threw up. She is a weird cat. She has a mind of her own. Sorry for the bad picture. The picture was drawn by a computer mouse.


Below the text is a small, rough red drawing of a cat.
Currently he’s studying Chemical Engineering at a sexy Midwestern college.
7 hours ago
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jessamyn

affirming graffiti

A rural underpass in autumn with some graffiti on it saying "You are so loved"
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A rural underpass in autumn with some graffiti on it saying "You are so loved"
12 hours ago
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samh pro 9 hours ago
It's true.
BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
When I drive to work, one of the places I park has graffiti reading “I hope you heal”

I’m trying, man. I’m trying.
joffaboy

"Ethereal Encounter"

From above, a pale blue sawfish swims beside a green turtle seen through a mist
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From above, a pale blue sawfish swims beside a green turtle seen through a mist
Photo by Mark Deakin, overall winner, Australian Geographic Nature Photographer of the Year

Green sawfish (Pristis zijsron) and a Green turtle (Chelonia mydas)
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7 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 7 hours ago
"Together they fight CRIME!"
joffaboy

Meanwhile...

Chicken crossing a road, thinks 'I got my reasons'
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Chicken crossing a road, thinks 'I got my reasons'
https://www.threads.com/share...
6 hours ago
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owl an hour ago
the joke makes perfect sense when you know "the Other Side" is a euphemism for death and the hereafter
ba

Catostrator!

guitar shaped like a kitty
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guitar shaped like a kitty
source: https://www.facebook.com/
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poorusher 8 hours ago
Cat Stevens
Cat Power
Cat [Insert a different name]
1f2frfbf pro 8 hours ago
Cat Strat Fever!
1f2frfbf pro 8 hours ago
(Though technically it's a Les Paw.)
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Kittar
jer pro 8 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RXGM
dreyfusslugado 7 hours ago
"Some guitar makers just use cat-gut. We use the whole cat!"
samh pro 5 hours ago
Cat o' six strings
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joffaboy

Planet 7

Blue gas giant with rings
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Blue gas giant with rings
Uranus, with rings https://www.threads.com/share...
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idogcow 5 hours ago
"Real soon! Oh, wait. That's not my stop"
artwells

"I can't change the laws of physics! I've got to have thirty minutes!"

illustration of a space craft with two mechanical arms captioned "SPACE TUG-CREW MODULE"
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illustration of a space craft with two mechanical arms captioned "SPACE TUG-CREW MODULE"
7 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 7 hours ago
A space-tug sounds awesome until you see what they're going to use for the tugging. I wouldn't want that anywhere near my junk.
ardgedee

 

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Safe for work. Flagged because of huge spoiler
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wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
the higher the spoiler, the closer to heaven
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 9 hours ago
When you park it's a great place to display all your knicknacks.
m3moellering 8 hours ago
@wjcstp +++
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
He sells slices of wind to the unsuspecting.
ang pro 7 hours ago
Put another on the front and you’ll be the envy of every worksite doin truck thangs with your Gillette seven blade lumber rack.
dreyfusslugado 7 hours ago
I want to believe that they actually make a harmonious humming noise as the car gets up to speed.
tonyb pro an hour ago
so much down force the car should be popping a wheelie
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artwells

into the weekend like

Kate Bush dressed as a bat, jumping
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Kate Bush dressed as a bat, jumping
10 hours ago
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gwint

Mood

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
13 hours ago
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thelonius

RIP Dad

October 16, 1974. What I take from this is 1) so many people opened their homes that they did not need all of them and 2) they wrote thank you letters to every person who did so.
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October 16, 1974. What I take from this is 1) so many people opened their homes that they did not need all of them and 2) they wrote thank you letters to every person who did so.
October 16, 1974: long time now.
What I take from this is that so many people opened their homes that they did not need to use all of them, and that they wrote thank you letters to everyone who did so.
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Argie

Sticky Boi

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17 hours ago
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bezt pro 14 hours ago
The USyd news article has photos of the little pop-top eggs:

https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opi...
Argie pro 13 hours ago
@bezt ++ oh wow!
tonyb pro an hour ago
what's brown and sticky?

a stick
tonyb pro an hour ago
how about brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre
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jer

Private Equity

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Re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RXGJ
8 hours ago
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ba pro 7 hours ago
@jer Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ba pro 7 hours ago
Also, has anyone made a "Business Cat" Front end for a chatbot? Because everyone my age who internetted at a a certain time would pay anything for that...
me3dia

when 5 o'clock comes

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animated gif from the film "Beetlejuice." Beetlejuice stands between Adam and Barbara; his head is rapidly spinning, and he reaches up with both hands and stops it.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/filmgifs...
10 hours ago
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artwells

recruiters contacting me after I've given up trying to find a job

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scene from The Shining in which Danny sees the twins in the hallway
10 hours ago
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ellieBOA

I got married!

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Us with our witnesses, French town hall
3 days ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
Félicitations! ✨
poorusher 3 days ago
Awww, huge congrats!
LocalStain pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!


🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
BMK 3 days ago
Congrats!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Wonderful!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!
ba pro 3 days ago
Mazel tov!
readery 3 days ago
Congratulations!
Xedrik 3 days ago
Congratulations! \(^_^)/
wombatman70 3 days ago
❤️🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
danelectro pro 3 days ago
woot!
nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
whoaaaaaaaaaa, congrats!
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
Congrats!
Sailormom pro 3 days ago
Awesome!
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Grand!
snarkout pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!
Robotron_smith 3 days ago
Yay! Congratulations 🎈🎊🍾
m3moellering 3 days ago
Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉
tonyb pro 3 days ago
Hooray! Congrats!
homerj 3 days ago
Woo!
dapete 3 days ago
Mazel Tov!
jer pro 3 days ago
Hooray for love! Hooray for joy! Hooray for you two!
fins 3 days ago
Congrats!!! 🥳❤️
gormat 2 days ago
Mazel tov!
cristin pro 2 days ago
yay!!!
Argie pro 2 days ago
So cool, I hope my card got to you before the big day❤️😊
ellieBOA 2 days ago
Thanks all! And it did @Argie, thank you so much!
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
Congratulations!
pastranaut pro 2 days ago
Congrats
Argie pro 2 days ago
@ellieBOA wooohooo 😁
hassebasse 10 hours ago
Woop woop!
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scruss

teaser image for 'Space Mosque'

against a simulated dusk sky, a golden tower like a space-faring minaret hovers
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against a simulated dusk sky, a golden tower like a space-faring minaret hovers
This looks trippy AF

source: https://agakhanmuseum.org/whats-on...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

I Miss This Action...

White-barked aspen trees stand among yellow and orange fall foliage on the San Francisco Peaks in Flagstaff, Ariz., Thursday, Oct. 8, 2026. (AP Photo/Cheyanne Mumphrey
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White-barked aspen trees stand among yellow and orange fall foliage on the San Francisco Peaks in Flagstaff, Ariz., Thursday, Oct. 8, 2026. (AP Photo/Cheyanne Mumphrey
I know there are aspens somewhere in So Cal...

White-barked aspen trees stand among yellow and orange fall foliage on the San Francisco Peaks in Flagstaff, Ariz., Thursday, Oct. 8, 2026. AP #Photography #CheyanneMumphrey
12 hours ago
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otaman

Embarrassed Raccoon

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Just saved this little guy who was stuck in my neighbour's recycling bin. He was causing a helluva racket.
Yesterday
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scruss pro Yesterday
they move pretty quickly once they can get out
otaman pro 13 hours ago
@scruss indeed! Once I gently tipped over the bin, he shot out like a greyhound from the starting gate.
samh pro 9 hours ago
O, hai. I mak mistak.
B6FA798A3449

Time and the Maiden

Color photo of a statue atop a roof, with the ocean in the background. An angel, wielding a scythe, restrains a female figure by grasping her hair.
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Color photo of a statue atop a roof, with the ocean in the background. An angel, wielding a scythe, restrains a female figure by grasping her hair.
Using binoculars smooshed onto iPhone, here in Mendocino. This is atop a former Masonic hall here.
12 hours ago
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fishtaco

Wind harvest

Image of grapefruits is a shopping bag
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Image of grapefruits is a shopping bag
10 hours ago
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fishtaco 10 hours ago
Backyard grapefruit pickup after last night’s high winds…all ripe and ready to eat, soft and mild, closer to an orange’s tartness.
urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
Neat. I wanted to buy a couple of grapefruit today and they were ~$2.50 each for some reason, so I didn't.
tonyb pro an hour ago
have you been part of the PLURIBUS hive mind this whole time, and you're just now telling us?
travis

reasons to stay alive starter pack

reasons to stay alive starter pack

mothman
your favorite scary movie
new show to watch
out of spite
those books you haven't read
pets
halloween is coming
new music
outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
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reasons to stay alive starter pack

mothman
your favorite scary movie
new show to watch
out of spite
those books you haven't read
pets
halloween is coming
new music
outliving and eventually dancing on the graves of your enemies
via https://www.instagram.com/p...

some helpful thoughts for those of us in the northern hemisphere as we head into the season of low vitamin D
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homerj Yesterday
#9albums
jazon pro Yesterday
mmmmm spite ...
dad Yesterday
No offense but a spotify logo to represent new music blows.
fnerg pro Yesterday
Pets is a big one for me.
snowbow Yesterday
chai lattes
otaman pro Yesterday
My wife today, in dreaded anticipation of the coming winter: "I haven't liked snow for 50 years, and I'm not going to start now!!"
MackReed pro Yesterday
“… season of low vitamin D“

And federal elections. (*SOB*)
travis pro Yesterday
@MackReed ++ SOB sob
@otaman I actually love the snow, I'm bummed that we don't get as much as we used to here
@dad agreed
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Hydrating every day so I can one day piss like a mountain stream on their graves
poorusher 22 hours ago
Spite is my current jam.
tonyb pro an hour ago
living well is the best revenge
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Argie

INC EQ DIV BEL LUS UI ERS ONG ION TY ITY ING

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jazon pro 13 hours ago
DEI? Nah, IEDB!!
me3dia pro 13 hours ago
Designed to confuse MAGA
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
This is the evil work of Big Orange Chair.
wjcstp pro 12 hours ago
B
O
I N G
artwells pro 12 hours ago
LUSUIER SONG
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artwells

friday schedule

woman behind bars screaming then looking scared, then looking scared in a different way
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woman behind bars screaming then looking scared, then looking scared in a different way
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ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
This looks like one of those ads for barbituates that pharma companies used to run in 1960s medical journals.
tonyb pro an hour ago
When the voices in her head tell her to ATTACK

Reach for ROHYPNOL - from BAYER!
kokogiak

Paint Viking

Some idiot wearing goggles, a respirator, a headlamp, a full-body protective suit and a costume viking helmet, peering down toward the camera.
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Some idiot wearing goggles, a respirator, a headlamp, a full-body protective suit and a costume viking helmet, peering down toward the camera.
I've been deep in homeowner DIY-world the past few weeks, doing mold remediation work throughout the house, recently painting parts of our ancient basement. When I put on the full protective gear, I thought it would be funny to take a selfie for my family. I also noticed a costume viking helmet nearby, so added that to the gear. This snap was accidental, I was checking the timer settings when I got it. It makes me laugh, like I'm some demented Muppet Show character.
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samh pro Yesterday
I've been in my atticand crawl space a ton lately while we're remodeling our kitchen so I clearly need to up my mask and eye pro game with some costume action!
snarkout

Night Scene in Dreamland

"Postcard with a color picture of the Dreamland Amusement Park in Coney Island at night. hand painted over a photograph and then reproduced in color. the date is a guess; the park opened in 1905.
 there is a canal with gondola on it and a bridge arching over it to give a Venetian feel. there is a pagoda building on the left for 'oriental' flavor, and I think and I think that might be a ferris wheel seen end on directly in front of us."
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"Postcard with a color picture of the Dreamland Amusement Park in Coney Island at night. hand painted over a photograph and then reproduced in color. the date is a guess; the park opened in 1905.
there is a canal with gondola on it and a bridge arching over it to give a Venetian feel. there is a pagoda building on the left for 'oriental' flavor, and I think and I think that might be a ferris wheel seen end on directly in front of us."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro 12 hours ago
😍saved to /nyc
artwells

into the comments like

person dressed as a ham with "HAM" written on it
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person dressed as a ham with "HAM" written on it
2 days ago
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 days ago
Heathcliff costume looking good
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
"she's going way over the ham limit!"
ba pro 2 days ago
FunFact: One could sing 'Boo Radley' in Shirley Basie's voice to the Goldfinger theme, if one were so inspired.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
“Going ham” on something is one of my (adult) kid’s favorite neologisms.
idogcow 2 days ago
Meet the meat
otaman pro Yesterday
Ponyo loves
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snarkout

What knockers!

Color photograph: A weathered bronze sculpture as a door knocker of a mother cat carrying her kitten by the scruff of their neck.
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Color photograph: A weathered bronze sculpture as a door knocker of a mother cat carrying her kitten by the scruff of their neck.
source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...

"A mother cat and her kitten door knocker, Clun, England"
2 days ago
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