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Lockjaw

That's My Kiddo!

My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
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samh pro an hour ago
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
Your daughter fucking rules and please tell her we said so.
karmakaze

I did the thing

A sticker reading “I voted"
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A sticker reading “I voted"
I still miss the big lever but I do like the new thing that shows you your actual paper ballot in the confirmation step.
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jaymayday

my 2nd most precious possession

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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
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joost Yesterday
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
spingo pro 23 hours ago
<3
m3moellering 23 hours ago
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
vosechu pro 18 hours ago
That’s beautiful!

I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
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heyitsal

Eddie's Annual Broomstick Champion

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I just won this trophy with a little witch on it, and some money competing with 36 people in an eight ball tournament where we had to use broomsticks instead of cues :)
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spingo pro 12 hours ago
Ha! Salute!
m3moellering 8 hours ago
That’s kinda cool. The bristles must get in the way!
grantbarrett pro 7 hours ago
Looking good, champ.
minimumsafedistance 6 hours ago
did you chalk the broomsticks?
heyitsal pro 4 hours ago
@minimumsafedistance Mostly out of habit, but definitely to fill in the chunks of wood missing from the butt end of the stick.
minimumsafedistance 2 minutes ago
@heyitsal ha, fantastic!
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snarkout

Mundane Halloween

Snapshot of a woman in a white blouse and black pants holding a clear plastic container full of cardboard tubes and a roll of tape. She's taken a tube out of the container and is studying it intently.
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Snapshot of a woman in a white blouse and black pants holding a clear plastic container full of cardboard tubes and a roll of tape. She's taken a tube out of the container and is studying it intently.
https://bsky.app/profile...

"Halloween is great, but the greatest part of Halloween is the annual 'mundane Halloween' costume contest sponsored by Japanese website @dailyportalz." Here we have "Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects." Dozens more at the link!
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artwells

Gnome chapel doors installed

Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
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Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
Next up: Solar powered lights.
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vosechu pro 18 hours ago
These are so amazing! Well done!
csilverman

cookie

A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#inktober day 30: cookie

#notesArt
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BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
By far the scariest image you have made all inktober
crazyunclejoe

 

A licorice pun from threads
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A licorice pun from threads
source: https://www.threads.com/share...
14 hours ago
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jazon pro 7 hours ago
There are two types of people - those that like licorice and those who are wrong
O_C

no more days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Screen grab of a row of department-store window televisions all showing ads for the Silver Shamrock mask company with a floating orange pumpkin mask from the 1982 film "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (dir. Tommy Lee Wallace).
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Screen grab of a row of department-store window televisions all showing ads for the Silver Shamrock mask company with a floating orange pumpkin mask from the 1982 film "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (dir. Tommy Lee Wallace).
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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artwells pro 5 hours ago
It's time!
It's time!
poorusher an hour ago
https://ishalloween.com/
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
SIL
VER
SHAMROCK!
dad

MAD Halloween by Aragones

Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.
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Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.
23 hours ago
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artwells pro 22 hours ago
I remember this exact one
samh pro an hour ago
Nice
Lockjaw

Happy Little Postal Worker

A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.
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A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.
If you zoom in on the easel, you might see a surprise. Also, the postcards next to it are from my favorite solo board game, Final Girl. Couldn't resist.
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
"as a courtesy to other customers..." is where most people stop reading the sign.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound It doesn't work. It's more as a backup when I politely ask someone to please take your call off Louder Than God speaker mode and take it outside.
LocalStain

Disco Jimothy.

May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.
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May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.
Because why not....?

source: https://www.etsy.com/listing...
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LocalStain

[commute]

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Argie

Vale Elke

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Elke Sommer passed away at 85

Crikey, this film is as old as me
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Game Day

French protestor returns a tear gas cannister, with a raquet.
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French protestor returns a tear gas cannister, with a raquet.
I liked the spirit of this.
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MackReed

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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
2 days ago
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jive_t pro 2 days ago
Seems unfair to Alfred E Neuman but I get the message
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Oh man, I loves me good Venn Diagram!
Vidiot

and that is beautiful

'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"
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'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"
source: https://mail.google.com/mail...
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scruss pro Yesterday
"The world is ugly,
And the people are sad."
RMarshall pro 23 hours ago
"Deputy dog dog a ding dang depa depa" (All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world 🤪)
jeffehobbs 22 hours ago
and that is beautiful
neuracnu pro 16 hours ago
Except for the people who's parachute didn't open. They die furious and terrified.
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snarkout

Friday Dance Party

Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.
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Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Cats dance to a Satanic tune in a detail from 'The Witches Cove Creek', a 16th century Flemish painting by a follower of Jan Mandijn" #painting #paintings #fdp
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karmakaze

Halloween in the Office

A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick
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A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick
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karmakaze pro 2 days ago
Today is the office Halloween thing. I got a bunch of plastic snakes and some green lipstick and called it good enough for cubicle work.
ba pro 2 days ago
well-played
m3moellering 2 days ago
<insert ELO’s “Turned to Stone”>
m3moellering

Designated Avian Specialist

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She loves birding. And I love being in the outdoors and her, not necessarily in that order.
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bezt pro 21 hours ago
Montezuma?
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
I love this affirmation. These are so important, like gorgeous artifacts in time.
m3moellering 20 hours ago
@bezt Yup!
m3moellering 20 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🫶
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rob

Man compares Trump rally to Jonestown massacre on Fox News

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Fox: Why are you here this morning?

Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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gwint pro 2 days ago
Killer t-shirt to boot https://www.youtube.com/watch...
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Fox News is fun to watch when they don’t get the sycophants they’re looking for.
MackReed pro Yesterday
HERO.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@gwint
I don’t remember how I discovered that band - probably the fine folks on here - but yeah they freaking rule
jive_t pro Yesterday
@gwint 🤘my six year old just gave me a look I don’t think she’s ever given me before
jive_t pro 4 hours ago
@gwint @bencmeissner @MackReed @BennyTheIcepick Follow-up; interview https://www.thehandbasket.co/p...
Spoiler alert; cool person
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joffaboy

Another fine mess..

A cat in fancy fabric trims
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A cat in fancy fabric trims
Molly in the notions, 2015
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Argie

Pat

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I swear to the deities there better not be a third this week. Chekov, Picard...

This one hurts a bit. One of the special ones.
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semillama

The Damned

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It's their 50th anniversary and now everyone feels old, right? Fantastic show, and last chance to see them, as it is their final tour in North America.
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Argie

Exactly

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Picard's second passion was archaeology. Not many people know that.
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dogwelder

Patrick Stewart? I am NOT in the mood for this.

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ckoerner

O Captain! My Captain!

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I'm not much for celebrity worship but I grew up watching Star Trek: The Next Generation with my dad. Like my father, the character of Picard was the kind of guy I aspire to be. I'm wrecked over this news.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
WHAT?????











fuck.
patd Yesterday
This fucking year.
dapete Yesterday
yet, HE still walks the earth
samh

Don Martin inspired

A comically faced pumpkin carving.
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A comically faced pumpkin carving.
I channeled some Mad Magazine inspiration for this years pumpkin ala Don Martin.
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kokogiak 2 days ago
I imagine the sound effects while cleaning out the pumpkin: "Shpladdump! Galoomph! Shklurtz!"
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Love it!
m3moellering 2 days ago
@kokogiak ++
samh pro 2 days ago
This will now happily be the soundtrack to my day today, @kokogiak!
otaman pro Yesterday
@kokogiak ++
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ufez

Special Edition

Special Edition St Louis City Voter sticker featuring a USA 250 logo floating over the downtown skyline. The "V" in "Voted" is stylized to look like a checkmark with the right arm extended to form the silhouette of the Gateway Arch.
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Special Edition St Louis City Voter sticker featuring a USA 250 logo floating over the downtown skyline. The "V" in "Voted" is stylized to look like a checkmark with the right arm extended to form the silhouette of the Gateway Arch.
Hooray for early voting!
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Argie

Not that I really follow baseball...

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but I thought this was good.
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