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LocalStain

 

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O_C

"All of the outfits I wore for my first week at my new job as a hatter."

Photograph. A young(ish) man stands in a parking lot next to a retail establishment which a sign identifies as "Henry the Hatter" 2472 Riopelle Street, Detroit, MI. The man is wearing a tan button-vest and khaki pants, brown leather shoes, a dark brown sport coat, a bow tie, and a brown bowler hat. He is bespectacled. His left hand rests on his hip, his right knee is slightly bent. A fine gentleman indeed.
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Photograph. A young(ish) man stands in a parking lot next to a retail establishment which a sign identifies as "Henry the Hatter" 2472 Riopelle Street, Detroit, MI. The man is wearing a tan button-vest and khaki pants, brown leather shoes, a dark brown sport coat, a bow tie, and a brown bowler hat. He is bespectacled. His left hand rests on his hip, his right knee is slightly bent. A fine gentleman indeed.
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titled as found, rest of the outfits (which are all amazing in their own way) at the link
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Oh this guy needs to watch Chris Fleming’s new standup show on HBO.
jer pro 3 hours ago
Elementary, my dear Watson...
artwells

into Sunday like

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bugs bunny making faces
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joffaboy

A dark and furry pattern

Via Facebook
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Via Facebook
9 hours ago
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williwaw

The Fart of War

Image of Trump's face merged into a Sun Tzu meme, so that Trump has Tzu's face, with the words, "Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade. - Don Tzu"
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Image of Trump's face merged into a Sun Tzu meme, so that Trump has Tzu's face, with the words, "Break an enemy blockade by blockading their blockade. - Don Tzu"
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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scruss pro an hour ago
reminds me of the (current?) cover of the Economist, with a blurry bloviating TFG in the foreground but the focus on a wry-looking Xi Jinping further back. The text is an abbreviate Sun Tzu quote: "Never interrupt your enemy while he's making a mistake".
MackReed pro an hour ago
this'll teach 'em to mess with the United States.

O wait, they already know how.
bezt pro 4 minutes ago
@scruss This one: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNAQ
m3moellering

Recreating Memories

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We are hosting our friends from Stockholm this week. We drove to Niagara Falls and walked across the border for the views. This is Celia and Sarah recreating a photo of them from five years ago. It’s so lovely to have her and her beau (not pictured) here.
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BooBounder an hour ago
Very cool to see one of my old haunts
m3moellering 10 minutes ago
@BooBounder Well, the U.S. side certainly looks haunted.
patd

Time for resurrection

The backside of a wrist watch with its battery panel open and to the side. The panel shows the manufacturer (Skagen from Denmark).  The watch's battery and some mechanical components are visible. The band is in rough shape.
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The backside of a wrist watch with its battery panel open and to the side. The panel shows the manufacturer (Skagen from Denmark). The watch's battery and some mechanical components are visible. The band is in rough shape.
Mrs. PatD got me this watch 20 years ago and I'm intrigued by the idea of a watch that's not connected to a data center. Battery replacement was a success - there is movement! Now trying to get the case back on again without smashing the face.
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
Bon chance!
dapete

St. Jonesie

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bezt pro 6 hours ago
Paolo Rivera, _Alien: Priority One_ https://www.sideshow.com/collecti...
joffaboy

Whip of the Week

A truck with a capybara on the cargo area
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A truck with a capybara on the cargo area
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poorusher 8 hours ago
Should this also be in Big Units?
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
Temu CatBus from My Neighbor Totoro
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@poorusher we're currently not accepting Hybrids 😁
Xedrik 5 hours ago
Ooooooh, Capybaracuda.
MackReed pro an hour ago
@Xedrik godDAMNit
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jpoulos

And I Am

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18 hours ago
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foist pro 17 hours ago
Love it in two places!
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
That hairdo is unreal.
LocalStain

Purple Rain (Live From Minneapolis)

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#essential, #covers, #RIP little purple one.
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Lockjaw pro 4 hours ago
Came here to post this! So good!
spingo pro 3 hours ago
It's still kinda shocking to me that motherfuckers this old can still play that well, and play hours-long concerts. I don't even like to STAND that long.
joffaboy

Red flowers against a stone wall

Red flowers against a stone wall
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Red flowers against a stone wall
Lumix G95, edited in Lightroom
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samh

High Country

A bicycle on a dirt road with a snowy mountain peak in the distance.
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A bicycle on a dirt road with a snowy mountain peak in the distance.
The high country is starting to allow passage. Middle section of my ride had a fair amount of snow and mud on it but well worth it for some quality time in the wild.
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williwaw pro 23 hours ago
man, that looks worrisomely dry (for this time of year)
samh pro 22 hours ago
I should absolutely not have been able to ride this section of road until mid-May at the earliest, @williwaw.
williwaw pro 21 hours ago
Annnnnd as you probably know you've got a super el nino warm pattern incoming - one of my weather colleagues told me this could be the strongest el nino on record, they're seriously freaking out about it.

Holy shit this summer is going to be bad for fire - especially with the essential dismantling of the USFS on top of the shit fuckery at FEMA. . . . I think we're going to see another Paradise/Lahaina/Marshall Fire situation somewhere. :( Keep your head on a swivel, my friend.
samh pro 19 hours ago
On Friday afternoon there was a huge plume of smoke rising up from the Madison Valley, @williwaw. It's already here : (
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artwells

cheese slicer

bannister with a wire pulled across it by figurines
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bannister with a wire pulled across it by figurines
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homerj 23 hours ago
This is great.
cristin

keep seattle weird

A sign, in Letter-sized paper, pinned in a cork board. The board is labeled at the bottom "City of Shoreline". At the top, in large print, the sign reads, in all caps "Is your 3D printer haunted?" then assorted pictures of 3D printers where the printing went massively wrong. The pictures show weird tangled artifacts where the filament has gone in all directions, forming blobs and just very weird, maybe of dreadful shapes.  
In small font, next to the pictures, there is a paragraph of text reading: " Bring Your 3d printer or any haunted prints. Feel free to bring snacks. I will bring crystals to trap up to 8 spirits."
Then, in medium size, all caps font: "Join the seance to banish the spirits causing your 3D printer to misbehave. 1pm april 25th 2026 Carkeek Park Fire Pit, Seattle" 

Then a picture of a funny guy with a quote suggesting a review "I have done this before and it works". 

One of the pictures has a caption, in yet a different color and size font, "If you have any energy imbalances, be careful of excised spirits taking over your body, please protect yourself". 

Then "Email for questions: zeitlicht@gmail.com".
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A sign, in Letter-sized paper, pinned in a cork board. The board is labeled at the bottom "City of Shoreline". At the top, in large print, the sign reads, in all caps "Is your 3D printer haunted?" then assorted pictures of 3D printers where the printing went massively wrong. The pictures show weird tangled artifacts where the filament has gone in all directions, forming blobs and just very weird, maybe of dreadful shapes.
In small font, next to the pictures, there is a paragraph of text reading: " Bring Your 3d printer or any haunted prints. Feel free to bring snacks. I will bring crystals to trap up to 8 spirits."
Then, in medium size, all caps font: "Join the seance to banish the spirits causing your 3D printer to misbehave. 1pm april 25th 2026 Carkeek Park Fire Pit, Seattle"

Then a picture of a funny guy with a quote suggesting a review "I have done this before and it works".

One of the pictures has a caption, in yet a different color and size font, "If you have any energy imbalances, be careful of excised spirits taking over your body, please protect yourself".

Then "Email for questions: zeitlicht@gmail.com".
source: https://social.coop/@marsipo...
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artwells pro 18 hours ago
So many times, I did things far more futile than this.

I would have traveled states for this when I had my Velleman monster
nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
spoiler: the crystals were also 3d printed
[ominous droning increases]
m3moellering 6 hours ago
@nikkuneko Hehehehehe
patd 5 hours ago
Having recently tossed my Creality 3D printer into the abyss (because man was not meant to spend every weekend leveling things), I wish I had known that faith-based healing was an option.
MackReed pro an hour ago
WHICH Carkeek Park fire pit tho??
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BooBounder

My Wife's Easter Eggs

My wife's Easter eggs, made with mint and celery leaves, and red onions.
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My wife's Easter eggs, made with mint and celery leaves, and red onions.
Celery and mint leaves, steeped in red onion skin broth. On weird Chinese country-shaped (Poland) plate, on contemporary imported Polish table runner.
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otaman pro 7 hours ago
Beautiful!
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
I’m curious about the process if you are willing to share the technique
jer pro 3 hours ago
Likewise, those are really cool.
artwells

sup

Me in sunglasses
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Me in sunglasses
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Clearly you are doing everything right. 🫡
m3moellering Yesterday
Aqui no mas.
dad Yesterday
Always gets the replay, never seen him fall
spingo pro Yesterday
😍
MackReed pro Yesterday
DAING.
cristin pro Yesterday
nice glasses. wherelight?
artwells pro Yesterday
@cristin free box. I was going to take of the limbs and bridge, and.make them into clip.ons,.but I don't think.they are worth it. I'm just going to let the family have them for fun
m3moellering Yesterday
Beeteedubs, Elton would be proud.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@m3moellering Came here to say that! +++
crazyunclejoe pro 21 hours ago
@dad ++
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wjcstp

welcome home, nerds

Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean
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Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean
Successful splashdown for Artemis II
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Argie pro Yesterday
Okay I've got my chimp suit on, everyone else?
roue Yesterday
uh oh, space hemorrhoids.
scruss pro Yesterday
@roue arse grapes .... FROM SPAAAAACE!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
So much risk, so much time and money, wasted on that pick up yesterday. If they were going to haul the capsule up onto the ship, why didn't they just haul it up, with the astronauts in it? I really do not want any snarky answers to this question. Just so many more elements of risk introduced in their wonky business. Then all those people out on the ocean at sunset, had yo strip the enormously expensive stabilizing ring, and porch, to clear the capsule and pick it up.
ckoerner 19 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I had the same question. Apparently it’s to keep people and the capsule safe. It’s 10 tones in the middle of the wavy ocean. NASA wants to evaluate how well it performed (like the heat shield) in space and if they scrape/bonk it while trying to load it they have to ask, “Did that happen while we were trying to load it onto the ship or when it was out by the moon?” The ship that picked it up has a bay they can flood and then pump the water out of. Neat stuff. Here’s a video of Artemis I’s recovery https://youtu.be/_4FbuN-Q...
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 @ckoerner I've been reading the same discussion elsewhere, and some reasons...

1: Because it’s way too heavy, bulky, and unstable once it’s in the water. (weighs 10 Tonnes)
2: Space travel takes a long time and things are done precisely, 2 hours at the end of a mission is a blip
3. The craft is documented/photographed underwater, this is so they can see the state of the heat shield and other b ase parts of the craft as it landed. It may not look the same after its been carted around a bit. This is the best way to understand how it all went because science
4. Safety, it's done like this because it's safer

and a bunch more reasons but that's all i kinda remember
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
10 tons! What? I get out of this chair just fine, several times in a day.
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tclancy

Irishman Business Decision

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stx pro 3 hours ago
Hmm, more for my dollar or more taste?
samh pro 2 minutes ago
Tastes Great. More Filling.
artwells

squad goals

vintage ad with illustration of fruits and vegetables with human faces on them that don't seem particularly happy, captioned "WE GREW FROM O.K. SEEDS"
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vintage ad with illustration of fruits and vegetables with human faces on them that don't seem particularly happy, captioned "WE GREW FROM O.K. SEEDS"
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poorusher 23 hours ago
I'm getting an acid flashback from this
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
In what universe were seeds like this OK?
dapete 13 hours ago
"We grew from seeds that look to the left for some reason"
m3moellering 6 hours ago
@poorusher /same
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n0wak

Simulacra and Simulation

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Argie pro 2 days ago
Aligators all the way down
poorusher 2 days ago
PHWOAR
bezt pro 2 days ago
That's not a croc, _this_ is a croc.
bezt pro 2 days ago
@bezt However, this is probably ML generated, and it's simulacra all the way down - the legs on the furniture in the background don't quite make sense. AI-ligator, not alligator. This does seem to have happened in 2019, though on a smaller scale. https://www.clickorlando.com/news...
samh pro 2 days ago
Nothing about that patio furniture looks out of the ordinary to me. Not saying this isn't generated but it looks very much like an unkempt AirBnB would look after a big storm to me.
otaman pro 2 days ago
Lars and the Real Girl
ian_crowther pro Yesterday
Ideas about the thing and the thing itself
cristin pro Yesterday
this one is 100% simulacra, the real one has a different gator, different pool https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news...
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I hate living in a timeline where we have to debate about whether an image is real or not. Fuck you, AI.
minimumsafedistance 22 hours ago
if not wife, why wife shaped?
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ba

Ramona over Beezus

A chonk cat and a regular-sized cat curled up next to each other on a blanket on a couch.
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A chonk cat and a regular-sized cat curled up next to each other on a blanket on a couch.
Two years ago Beezus was gigantic and Ramona was not. Now the tables have turned.
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drurystephanie 8 hours ago
Jesus, Beezus! Beautiful babies.
otaman

every time

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heyitsal pro 2 days ago
Beetlemoses is coincidentally in Austin, TX this weekend for https://staple-austin.org/ guessing he thought of this trying to leave the airport earlier.
david_adams Yesterday
I have a worse problem. I drive a right hand drive van in the USA.
robritz

HRMFMFPHHGRFLFRMPH?

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Translation: Can we get ice cream later?

My daughter working on blowing up a floaty.
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Xedrik Yesterday
This would have been so perfect if only one leg was sticking out :D
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
this is also how i beach.
robritz Yesterday
@Xedrik aaaahhhhhhhh perfect! if we end up reshooting it we'll do that!
cristin pro 12 hours ago
took me a bit to see the flamingo head, and I first thought "Kirby?"
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poorusher

Harris-Intertype Fototronic

A font disc for the Harris-Intertype Fototronic. 

Much more information at the website link
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A font disc for the Harris-Intertype Fototronic.

Much more information at the website link
source: https://tangiblemediacollection.com/artifact...

Whole website is gold!
https://tangiblemediacollection.com

Found via Jonathon Hoefler.
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
that is a great site. definitely going back to peruse on desktop soon
scruss pro Yesterday
that is a find!

10¼" glass disk spinning at 3600 rpm sounds like nothing could possibly go wrong, ever.
joost Yesterday
Old skool best of the web.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@scruss My first prepress job involved fontwheel phototypesetters. Apparently one problem these occasionally had was the characters creeping out of alignment due to a combination of the wheel falling out of sync with the strobe and vibrations. Don't recall it cropping up during my time, problems usually had to do with the paper feed or the washing-machine-sized hard drive.
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joffaboy

Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran

Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
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Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
'The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611), featuring a mesmerising array of geometrical tessellations and radial designs. The patterns are meticulously planned, with each tile cut to fit into the celestial design.'

https://www.threads.com/@bilalcy...
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scruss pro 2 days ago
Please tell me those fuckers haven't bombed this
shfitz pro 2 days ago
I was fortunate enough to visit Iran in 2015. The architecture and mosques of Isfahan were an absolute highlight. I'll dig up some photos to share, it's a spectacular place.
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
This mosque is very high on my list of places to visit, and each year it gets less and less likely I will be able to...
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Tardigrade-esque
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LocalStain

Squirrel!

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#housepanther
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Same vibes: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNVQ
ufez

Lemon TV 19: Dead Milkmen

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"Lemon TV is a television program that showcases performances and interviews with Philly's most ripe and tart bands. Episode 19 features the Dead Milkmen recorded live at PhillyCAM studios on 24 Jan 2026.

1:02 "Punk Rock Girl"
6:19 "Grandpa's Not a Racist (He Just Voted for One)"
9:39 "Methodist Coloring Book"
16:00 "When Daddy Drinks'"
22:35 "Here for Now"
28:04 "Serrated Edge"
31:18 "Where Billionaires Go to Die (Whistle Me Home, Harlan Ellison)"
33:16 "Engine Flameout"
38:24 "Janitor"

Joe Jack Talcum: vocals, guitar
Rodney Anonymous: vocals, keyboards
Dean Clean: drums
Dandrew: bass"
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MackReed pro an hour ago
always a soft spot in my head for these boys.

Fave deep cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
bencmeissner

Archie

A photograph with a cat sitting in a window. The bottom left of the frame shows a wooden shelf in a corner of a wall and half wall. The shelves contain, from top to bottom: a lamp in the shape of a panther, a string of christmas lights and a red toolbox, only the top visible. The walls behind the shelf are white, the half wall with a wood cap. Wooden stairs are visible to the right, above which is the window with the orange cat sitting in it.
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A photograph with a cat sitting in a window. The bottom left of the frame shows a wooden shelf in a corner of a wall and half wall. The shelves contain, from top to bottom: a lamp in the shape of a panther, a string of christmas lights and a red toolbox, only the top visible. The walls behind the shelf are white, the half wall with a wood cap. Wooden stairs are visible to the right, above which is the window with the orange cat sitting in it.
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ba pro Yesterday
'sup, Arch?
drurystephanie 8 hours ago
He's a handsome boy.
joffaboy

More homos than heteros...

Venn diagram showing relationships between word concepts, eg. homophone, homonym, etc
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Venn diagram showing relationships between word concepts, eg. homophone, homonym, etc
source: https://www.facebook.com/
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ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
Feels like there should be something on there for homonyms that are also antonyms, like "cleave". Not because it's important, but because I think they're neat.
Goshawk pro 6 hours ago
@ardgedee 'contranyms' or 'autoantonyms'. I guess a subset of homonym?
otaman pro 4 hours ago
Some relevant poetry:
https://bsky.app/profile...

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