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drurystephanie

Just recorded an episode of my podcast with Jane Wiedlin

Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
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Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
I have a podcast called Deconstruction Workers where I basically ask people about leaving religion and Jane agreed to be on it! She's a gem and has a new memoir called TMI where she talks about religious trauma. Ep should be up tomorrow?

http://deconstructionworkers.com
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snarkout pro 10 hours ago
Oh like Joan of Arc would give up her religion
waa pro 9 hours ago
That is A-MA-ZING
drurystephanie 9 hours ago
@snarkout we talked about Joan of Arc for a second!
drurystephanie 9 hours ago
@waa she's so sweeeeet
dad 4 hours ago
I've enjoyed her online. Also I got a fake Jane kicked off of facebook.
dogwelder pro an hour ago
Did you tell her she's my favorite Go-Go?
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artwells

The chapel lit

A picture of gnome-patterned stained glass doors lit from inside, opened and ,closed, with a gnome and kodama within
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A picture of gnome-patterned stained glass doors lit from inside, opened and ,closed, with a gnome and kodama within
Was surprised at how easy it was to run solar lighting into it.

Previously:

https://mltshp.com/p/1RY6Y
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jpoulos pro 5 hours ago
I love this project.
LocalStain

On the Charles

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I’m low-key obsessed with this house.
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drurystephanie 10 hours ago
I'm low-key obsessed with this photo.
poorusher 9 hours ago
Yeah amazing shot. The symmetry is lovely and the water is as still as glass.
jaymayday

men are the bitches

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i spent some time trying to convince a woman hater not to hate women and i was not successful.
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m3moellering 9 hours ago
I value your effort. But that’s a long shot at best.
drurystephanie 9 hours ago
It's exhausting xo
Argie

Postcard From Japan

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Arrived today. A watercolour by Polish artist Mateusz Urbanowicz https://mateuszurbanowicz.com/, who lives in Tokyo with his wife, Japanese comic artist Kana https://kanaurbanowicz.com/

A new fav postcard. I just need to get the vintage stamps off the card without damaging it, wish me luck
22 hours ago
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artwells

everything is fine

vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
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vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
10 hours ago
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tonyb pro 10 hours ago
"Try my delicious lemon and kale smoothie!"
idogcow 5 hours ago
"Gee this wireless, battery-powered vcr works swell!"
spingo pro 18 minutes ago
That's a photo taped to the TV and he's still waiting for it to move.
waa

Hibou has feelings

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Do you recognise this feeling?

It sprang from a remark a woman I am soon about to meet for the first time made. We matched on an app a month or so ago. This is something she said in one of our video calls. (And she'll be coming over from Toronto to Amsterdam next weekend, so we can meet)

#hibou
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ba pro 6 hours ago
I do not.

I hope your meeting in meatspace is incredible.
jasperzelf pro an hour ago
Definitely. Mostly when I see old pics or read about smoking in books.
At least once a month, I have to remind myself of all the reasons why I'll never touch a cigarette again. Hopefully.
me3dia

move on to 48

screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
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screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


source: forwnbaok
14 hours ago
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cottenwess 13 hours ago
this is how pervasive he's become
thelonius 12 hours ago
when you turn 48, you have completed your 48th year
travis pro 10 hours ago
I have a great idea for a birthday present...
samh pro 5 hours ago
Sorry your name only got removed from one spot and not both, Brock Lindsay.
me3dia pro 4 hours ago
@samh oops, that's my fault!
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3rdparty

blessed

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https://www.instagram.com/p...
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poorusher

Bound was a success

A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
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A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
Or a failure depending on how you look at it.

https://boundartbookfair.co.uk/
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joost 20 hours ago
A skull with a fez?
:-)
Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
@joost Ain't never gonna die it without the fez on.
scruss pro 13 hours ago
are you flicking us the Vees?
poorusher 9 hours ago
@scruss yes (see alt tag). I also never know what to call it apart from two -ingered salute. Seem to recall people also saying a French salute?
poorusher 9 hours ago
Oh, Up Yours I guess.
scruss pro 8 hours ago
@poorusher It's confusing because some people do the peace sign that way. It's also almost totally aged out.

I think the French salute is an Agincourt reference, but possibly apocryphal
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scruss

Maple

A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
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A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
source: https://scruss.com/blog...
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jpoulos pro 4 hours ago
I think the word I'm looking for is *squee!*
artwells

how market speculation works

illustrations showing how a fake crystal ball works
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illustrations showing how a fake crystal ball works
12 hours ago
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MackReed pro 11 hours ago
see also: election season poll analysis
otaman pro 8 hours ago
polymarket
Lockjaw

That's My Kiddo!

My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
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samh pro 2 days ago
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
I love this so much.
m3moellering 2 days ago
The absolute best costume! And what an electric personality she must have!
ftrain pro 2 days ago
This rules!
shitleopard 2 days ago
EAT SHIT, CANCER!
semillama pro 2 days ago
Living like an Addams is the way to go in any situation.
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colintheriot

4 more terrible opinion tweeters

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5 hours ago
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dogwelder pro an hour ago
I love Li'l Hat Cowboy.
gwint

Young Mother in the Grotto

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Auguste Rodin
1885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
via https://bsky.app/profile...
14 hours ago
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BMK 14 hours ago
Serious Pompeii vibe here.
m3moellering 9 hours ago
@BMK /full agreement
otaman pro 8 hours ago
[Go the f**k to sleep, read by Samuel L Jackson intensifies]
Lockjaw

AW YISS!

The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
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The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
A MLTSHP Incoming Android app? Yes please! Thank you to all who worked on this! 👏🙏👏
19 hours ago
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samh pro 15 hours ago
Oh my!
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
But, what does it mean?
Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 It's like having a browser tab open on your phone, but it's an app!
joffaboy

Big of Ewe, Goulburn NSW

A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
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A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
( I know, it's not a ewe...)
About 15 metres tall is this symbol of Aussie rural industry.
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Argie pro 22 hours ago
The big rooster poking its beak in there as well I see 😏
not_copinghagen 20 hours ago
We're going to need to get some measurements from his counterpart in Wagin to see who's boss.
bezt pro 19 hours ago
Hey, Rambo!
m3moellering 19 hours ago
I read recently that Aussie lamb prices were skyrocketing because many farmers had reduced or eliminated herds due to a national trend towards chicken. A friend in Toowoomba said “Everything’s fucked” and I agreed.
bezt pro 19 hours ago
@not_copinghagen Rambo has about 6m on Wagin’s Baart. Rambo was built as a structure you can go inside, while Baart is a statue you can walk under, which means Baart wins at least one measuring competition. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places...
bezt pro 19 hours ago
Rambo looking a little less crowded: https://mltshp.com/p/1ODOT
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Thank ewe!
roonie pro 10 hours ago
Walk under??? eeewwwwww
not_copinghagen 9 hours ago
@bezt Thank you for your service. I was going to break out the tape measure...
dapete 23 minutes ago
We get it. No need to ram it down our throats.

I keed. Ewe get my drift.
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artwells

1000 yard stare

vintage tv still of a man with the caption "Robin Blair Former Dungeon Master"
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vintage tv still of a man with the caption "Robin Blair Former Dungeon Master"
8 hours ago
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octaneTom pro 5 hours ago
“Former”
hertz

For pity's sake

Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
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Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
😭😭😭
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
just took down the halloween decor and ima be got-DAMNED if i do a thing about Xmas before November is over. there’s thanksgiving PIES to be made, man.
waa

Germaine Greer & Vivian Stanshall, 1969

Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
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Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing for the cover of OZ magazine 19, 1969. The photography accompanied an essay called 'Oz talks to DR G - the only groupie with a Ph.D in captivity'.
Source: https://library.unimelb.edu.au/asc...
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joost 16 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
waa pro 14 hours ago
@joost I grew up on the Bonzos (the perks of having a brother who is ten years older), but I wonder if anybody here knows them.
joost 13 hours ago
@waa I guess I was too young
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
@waa I was too young for them and they didn't really reach my part of the US at all, so I wasn't seeing them in the bins of the used record shops I would haunt in my teens. First time I heard "The Intro & The Outro" was on the radio, I can't even remember when or where, and I knew right away they were great.
bocaj 12 hours ago
I only learned about them when someone forwarded a clip of Craig Ferguson lip syncing to this classic https://mltshp.com/p/1RYCS
waa pro 9 hours ago
@joost @bocaj It's a bit of an acquired taste, but give them a try. They're written down as a bit of a novelty/gimmick/cover band but that is hugely unjust. My advice: start off with The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse. Not even my favourite but quite accessible, and it gives a good impression of what they could do. Don't skip 'Rhinocratic Oaths':

Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door
"I wonder who that is at eleven o'clock in the morning", she thought
But cautiously opened the door and instead of the turbaned ruffian she had expected
She found a very nice young man
Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest
"Would you like a triumph spitfire or three thousand in cash?", He smile
Mrs. Pench took the money
"What will you do with it all? Not that it's any of my business" he giggled
"I think I'll become an alcoholic" said Betty
poorusher 9 hours ago
I was low key obsessed as a sixth-former (late 80's). My buddy, Jason, loved the Bonzos.

He even taught himself how to play skiffle on acoustic guitar and then would pretend to smash it up at the end.
dad 4 hours ago
I had a roommate in the 90's who had them in his vinyl collection
mcmjolnir pro 3 hours ago
Also The Intro and the Outro
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deletism

Happy Halloween!

Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
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Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
This is me as a raincloud, ready to set out Trick or Treating with my boy and his friends
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
That’s neat!
rhettlee 3 hours ago
excellent
snowbow

Jennifer Xiao

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/jxiaoo
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 17 hours ago
Fun fact: You could work harder than anyone has ever worked every day for the rest of your life and still earn less money than a guy who got lucky one time.
jaymayday

my 2nd most precious possession

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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
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joost 3 days ago
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
spingo pro 3 days ago
<3
m3moellering 3 days ago
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
vosechu pro 3 days ago
That’s beautiful!

I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
jaymayday 2 days ago
@vosechu : thanks for sharing that!
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MackReed

heidi klum’s halloween costume ‘26

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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woman dressed as an enormous, severed hand walking on its two middle fingers, its gory, gashed stump on top
NSFW - simulated gore

source: https://www.vanityfair.com/story...
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waldopepper pro 19 hours ago
That's my exact fetish!
thelonius 18 hours ago
It insists upon itself.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 17 hours ago
I gotta hand it to her
waa pro 16 hours ago
She never fails to deliver
caitlinburke pro 14 hours ago
She just might be my favorite part of Halloween. I can't get over how freaky it looks when she looks around, too!
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csilverman

and for my next trick

A headless person wearing a drab, dark purple suit stands against a green background. They are holding a top hat out in front of them. Rising out from the top hat is an ominous looking cloud of dark green, slightly radioactive smoke. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A headless person wearing a drab, dark purple suit stands against a green background. They are holding a top hat out in front of them. Rising out from the top hat is an ominous looking cloud of dark green, slightly radioactive smoke. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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snowbow

Happy Halloween, mltshp!

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From Sarah Andersen’s Cryptid Club
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csilverman

party's over

A tall, craggy, spooky house stands silhouetted against a pink dawn sky. All the windows are dark. In the uppermost attic window, a ghost is visible, staring out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A tall, craggy, spooky house stands silhouetted against a pink dawn sky. All the windows are dark. In the uppermost attic window, a ghost is visible, staring out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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O_C

WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!

Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
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Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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drurystephanie Yesterday
Oh Mr. Weatherbee
caitlinburke pro 14 hours ago
I lived in the Haight for, like, 18 years. Can confirm.
jaymayday

perfect plant

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gormat

Moderately spooky pie

A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
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A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
It didn't achieve the bubbly-goop-eyes I've seen elsewhere, but still tasted good.
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snowbow 2 days ago
Crikey
deletism Yesterday
That IS moderately spooky!
hassebasse Yesterday
Why do I want to listen to Tonight, Tonight?

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