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nikkuneko

cat report, 10-6-26

vertical triptych of a brown and black tortie cat, standing in front of a house, then walking toward photographer, rubbing against his leg
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vertical triptych of a brown and black tortie cat, standing in front of a house, then walking toward photographer, rubbing against his leg
funnyface once again saves my evening commute
(previously: https://mltshp.com/p/1RN7Q)
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dad 15 hours ago
Keep us posted
danelectro pro an hour ago
<3
joffaboy

200 years ago...

Very grainy photo of a roof
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Very grainy photo of a roof
'October 26, 2026, is widely recognized as the 200th anniversary of the first-ever photograph by French inventor Nicéphore Niépce. “View from a Window at Le Gras” was thought to have been taken on October 26, 1826'

https://www.threads.com/share...
9 hours ago
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poorusher 29 minutes ago
Lol, you are a few weeks early!
joffaboy

Monty Python fan alert

Kushner couple and Mr Gumby
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Kushner couple and Mr Gumby
https://www.threads.com/share...
10 hours ago
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artwells pro 10 hours ago
I've got my head stuck in the cupboard!
jive_t pro 5 hours ago
SEMPRINI
williwaw

every argument my husband and I have ever had

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when you know just enough to know the other person is wrong but not enough to prove it
12 hours ago
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cottenwess 2 hours ago
politics sounds the same
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
THEY PUT THE SKIN ON


this is absolutely me, every time my supervisor says "we're going to discuss [industry no-one on the team knows anything about] in the meeting in one hour; please bring some preliminary research with you"
ang

Connecting

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*Waves to the Midwest* 👋 Been a couple of years since I’ve been through here. Howdy!
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m3moellering

This community.

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spingo pro 14 hours ago
<3
me3dia

trickle down

The Office whiteboard meme, but the first panel says "I've got a joke about trickle down economics" and the second says "but 99% of your won't get it."
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The Office whiteboard meme, but the first panel says "I've got a joke about trickle down economics" and the second says "but 99% of your won't get it."
I'm a 1 percenter

source: https://www.tumblr.com/robertre...
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dogwelder pro 10 hours ago
I like the exchange later in the thread where someone says "Wait- Robert Reich found tumblr?" and he replies with "I've been here the whole time," the line his son says at the start of every episode of Game Changer.
ang

Bull fire light

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The Bull Fire is burning west of Reno near the California border. Sunrise on Saturday was incredibly orange. I couldn’t really capture it with my phone but when I turned west, I stumbled onto this composition.
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williwaw pro 12 hours ago
Is this area in the heat wave too?
ang pro 11 hours ago
@williwaw Yep. Daytime temps are back to what I expect in summer and nights feel warmer than I expect.
snarkout

Lowly, no!

The classic illustration of the trolley car (a figure at the switch, with one person tied to the tracks on the branch and five people tied to the branch on the main line), only the trolley car is Lowly Worm in his apple car.
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The classic illustration of the trolley car (a figure at the switch, with one person tied to the tracks on the branch and five people tied to the branch on the main line), only the trolley car is Lowly Worm in his apple car.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Illustration by Mattie Lubchansky
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artwells pro Yesterday
Should be gold bug on the upper track
williwaw pro Yesterday
*C R Y I N G *

this made me laugh so hard I actually slapped my knee
cottenwess Yesterday
5 people losing their feet? or one man being cut in half at his waist?
idogcow 12 hours ago
It's okay, I'm sure Busytown has public health care
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n0wak

Walked up a mountain on the weekend

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Got up at 5am and went to walk up a mountain on the weekend, with a 7 year old. Maybe 400-600m of ascent, so nothing crazy, but we were already at over 2000m to begin with. Kiddo got tired but took it like a champ.
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m3moellering Yesterday
Gorgeous!
artwells

Early test of the Aunt-O-Matic blending system

vintage photo of people in women's clothes in a photobooth that resembles a blender
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vintage photo of people in women's clothes in a photobooth that resembles a blender
23 hours ago
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homerj 23 hours ago
Back when society agreed that everyone walking down the street doesn't need to be a part of your stupid phone conversation.
Lockjaw pro 21 hours ago
I really miss phone booths. Like a lot.
homerj 21 hours ago
@Lockjaw just pontificating...I wonder if we're due for a comeback. People are slowly realizing carrying a phone with them 24/7 isn't the healthiest thing to be doing.
LocalStain

🐈‍⬛⭐️

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#housepanther
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m3moellering 23 hours ago
So lovely.
brundlefly

dude. same.

Bighead Carp, body parts labeled with unexplained numbers. Legend says "ILLEGAL" in big block letters.
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Bighead Carp, body parts labeled with unexplained numbers. Legend says "ILLEGAL" in big block letters.
source: https://www.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/species-...
20 hours ago
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bezt pro 18 hours ago
That’s (not) bait
bezt pro 18 hours ago
Illegal Seafood
bezt pro 18 hours ago
Do No Harm, Take No Carp
tonyb pro 17 hours ago
When all baitfish are illegal only criminals will have baitfish
otaman pro 13 hours ago
Perhaps just undocumented
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MackReed

psa

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/swampthi...
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roue Yesterday
honestly, that looks pretty cozy.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
my body is ready
ckoerner 23 hours ago
For me‽ Aww, you shouldn't have.
GodSpeedYouBlackKittyCat

Built for comfort, not for speed.

A not-so-great photo of a big tuxedo cat laying on his back on a brown rug, , back legs splayed, displaying his white furry belly.
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A not-so-great photo of a big tuxedo cat laying on his back on a brown rug, , back legs splayed, displaying his white furry belly.
Finn is a big furry boy.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
The quote, I heard it from Taj Mahal.
drurystephanie an hour ago
Look at himmmmmm
Davezilla

3 of Cups

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Another card completed for my upcoming Feral Path Tarot. This is the 3 of Cups. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved. #tarotcommunity

I hope you like this interpretation.
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drurystephanie an hour ago
🤌
Mozai

Right-sizing

A piggy-bank in the shape of an emaciated pig.
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A piggy-bank in the shape of an emaciated pig.
A piggy-bank? In this economy?
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Where did you get a picture of my 401k?
snarkout

The four words every girl wants to hear

A black-and-white advertising illustration, showing a man on an old-fashioned telephone speaking to a man in a chef's hat: "Increase my Pie Order".
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A black-and-white advertising illustration, showing a man on an old-fashioned telephone speaking to a man in a chef's hat: "Increase my Pie Order".
https://bsky.app/profile...

No context for this, sorry!
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
...said Gregory to Liebniz.
jazon

'Tis the Season!

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source: 31 days of Halloween: https://buttondown.com/31daysof...
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dogwelder

Looks like someone blew a seal

https://iiif.lib.ecu.edu/cantaloupe/iiif/2/00002951_0001.jp2/full/4000,/0/default.jpg
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https://iiif.lib.ecu.edu/cantaloupe/iiif/2/00002951_0001.jp2/full/4000,/0/default.jpg
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artwells

cher if you agree

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cher in a puffy coat she throws off and steps forward
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caitlinburke pro 12 hours ago
And even if you don’t!
joffaboy

Big Pink Slug (proposed)

Artist's impression of proposed roadside pink slug
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Artist's impression of proposed roadside pink slug
Artist's impression of proposed roadside pink slug in Narrabri, NSW

https://www.theage.com.au/national...
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Argie pro Yesterday
I, for one, welcome our new slug overlords
BennyTheIcepick pro 22 hours ago
I’m sorry, please mark this as New South For Wales
3rdparty pro 21 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick 🤣
jordanbrock pro 16 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ★
idogcow 12 hours ago
We've Got a Fuzzbox (…) intensifies
joffaboy pro 10 hours ago
Saved to /bigunits cause I'm sure it will be built
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Mr_Encyclopedia

Wandl

the painted cover of Wandl the Invader, a story by Ray Cummings published as a novel by Double Novel Books in 1961. the painting depicts a blonde white woman with short hair wearing a form-fitting fuchsia jumpsuit who is hiding behind a corner from a goofy-ass looking gumball alien, deadass he looks like a beach ball-sized wad of drippy chewing gum with two snail eye-stalks, segmented tentacles for arms, two little patrick star legs , and flat pyramid-shaped nose with two obvious nostrils, and a gigantic slit for a mouth that stretches the width of his entire body
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the painted cover of Wandl the Invader, a story by Ray Cummings published as a novel by Double Novel Books in 1961. the painting depicts a blonde white woman with short hair wearing a form-fitting fuchsia jumpsuit who is hiding behind a corner from a goofy-ass looking gumball alien, deadass he looks like a beach ball-sized wad of drippy chewing gum with two snail eye-stalks, segmented tentacles for arms, two little patrick star legs , and flat pyramid-shaped nose with two obvious nostrils, and a gigantic slit for a mouth that stretches the width of his entire body
What was his deal

Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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jive_t pro 14 hours ago
Wandl is a verb and the invader deserves it
otaman pro 13 hours ago
Not all those who wandl are lost
ckoerner 11 hours ago
This guy is a walking HR violation.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
Which one is Wandl?
robritz 8 hours ago
wandl hardly knows 'er!
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@otaman ++
Xedrik an hour ago
"My eyes are up here, lady."
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caitlinburke

My stepmom's band

A colorful large umbrella in a wet, lush garden, with 3 musicians — a fiddler in black with a green shawl with a Celtic knot pattern, a bearded man with a guitar, and a woman with blue green braids holding a bodhrán.
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A colorful large umbrella in a wet, lush garden, with 3 musicians — a fiddler in black with a green shawl with a Celtic knot pattern, a bearded man with a guitar, and a woman with blue green braids holding a bodhrán.
My stepmom (left) asked me to do some photos to send to an event booker, and she said this one didn't make the cut, but I really liked it. (The Home Rulers: Susan McCroskey Burke, Tony Schuler, and Leah Cupps)
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snowbow 2 days ago
Love!
m3moellering 2 days ago
So cute!!
caitlinburke

Getting birth canaled

2 photos showing a cat having hands pressed around his face like he's squeezing through a ... birth canal, and a photo showing the same cat at rest in his floofy magnificence.

The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
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2 photos showing a cat having hands pressed around his face like he's squeezing through a ... birth canal, and a photo showing the same cat at rest in his floofy magnificence.

The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
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jpoulos pro 2 days ago
We used to call that "Mitty's a seal!" She loved that game.
sdbillin 2 days ago
I am teh snek
tonyb pro Yesterday
Gimme danger little stranger
Argie

ffffuuuu Hebden Bridge

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Now I just need to know what they're getting up to at Hebden Bridge... asking for a friend

"THECESS"
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hertz pro 2 days ago
A village whose name is a single letter removed from "cornhole" is not in any position to throw shade about others' smutty behaviour.
ufez pro 2 days ago
They must keep their porn hidden in the woods like a proper village.
samh pro Yesterday
A past lover and I once enacted a Hebden Bridge.
thelonius Yesterday
Nothing exceeds like Thecess
waldopepper pro Yesterday
I have a shared office space in Hebden Bridge and can confirm that anything goes there - it's a liberal egalitarian paradise (ex industrial Yorkshire town taken over by hippies and artists 50 years ago), also apparently the Lesbian capital of England.
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m3moellering

It’s a colcannon sort of night.

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And I know US bacon is not the same. But this is sooooo good!
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Xedrik an hour ago
love colcannon! <3
nikkuneko

job application vibes, if you please

a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
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a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
i finally saw a job listing a couple of days ago that made me go “wow, i might have a chance at that” and set out to finally update my resume.

glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.

i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.

vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.

(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
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urlnotfound pro 4 days ago
I believe in you.
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spingo pro 4 days ago
Goooooooooooo
cristin pro 4 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1IB5E
cristin pro 4 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/ZI45
cristin pro 4 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/107JS
cristin pro 4 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/12CAW
cristin pro 4 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1BF46
cristin pro 4 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1BMS6
Robotron_smith 4 days ago
Job vibes!
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misslivie 4 days ago
you already did some massive work towards it - you're almost there! just get 'er dunn
m3moellering 4 days ago
Bon chance!
BMK 3 days ago
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mare pro 3 days ago
Nicolas&
Researcher&
Content&
Curator.
samh pro 3 days ago
Hooray!
snowbow 3 days ago
you got dis
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Go Nik Go!
dad 2 days ago
You can do the thing!
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
WHEW! thanks everyone who offered support!

i just barely met my self-imposed deadline and submitted by resume, warts and all.

honestly, even if i don't get the job, this will motivate me to try for more as many times as i can.
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O_C

PIE

photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
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photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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Xedrik 3 days ago
when come back, bring pie
jazon pro 2 days ago
I like pie!
@Xedrik Excellent reference
samh pro 2 days ago
Anytime is a good time for pie.
ang pro 2 days ago
Keep your fork, there’s Proto-Indo-European.
jhld 2 days ago
I can hear this photo
snarkout pro 2 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RWV9
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artwells

Twitchy Halloween

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vintage GIF of a witch in red on a broom with a jack-o-lanter thing, inside a gigantic snifter with bats
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dreyfusslugado 16 hours ago
And thus Twitchy Season officially begins!

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