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low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
taking photos of people taking photos should not amuse me as much as it does
owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
i may add it to flickr later
owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
i may add it to flickr later
williwaw
I love this so much
i love doing this. i'm considering doing a photo book of just photos of other people's photos the moment they're being taken.
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black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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[satirical statement from george costanza]
Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I scared the dogs laughing!!
Up in first class.
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AKA: SNICKERS
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
kyoot!
darling!
I'm melting
Introspective petunia loving pup, what kind is she?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Her mom is a Rat Terrier-ish dog - that's about all we know. Hard to tell about what else is involved. She'll stay pretty small though.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 For size reference, she is standing in a flower pot :)
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Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
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I can just barely remember this on the outskirts of my mind. I wonder if this is where my love for sorting came from.
Those came in periodic packets in the mail, yeah? This is unlocking some core memories for sure
Illustrated Wildlife Treasury cards from the 70s. I remember these too. We're all old.
I might still have mine in the house somewhere, I loved reading those things when I was a kid
YES!
Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
@ba, Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker II
Oh wow haven’t thought of these in a minute 🦦
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Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster
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Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
It only took me 45 years to finally get my ass to see these guys, and it was so worth it! I've been a fan since high school, but have never been able to line my schedule up with theirs. Oh, and I even got a smiley face bouncy ball from Booji Boy!
I'm going in June. It will be my first time also.
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a flat rectangular plastic card with four large round circles arranged in an arc and a semicircular cutout in the left edge. It is white with orange highlights. It's clearly designed to engage with the fingers and thumb of the left hand. There is a small round hole for a knotted string in the top left corner, marked "Memory". The larger holes, from top to bottom, are numbered 1, 3, 5 (thumb cutout), 2 and 4.
All of the text is written in a delightfully retro-futuristic font (likely Data70) invoking MICR computer text. Other texts are "The Zlotnian Calculator™" and "© Fingerbrain Co. Seattle, WA 98103 U.S.A."
This one is 3D printed, unlike the other one posted earlier.
All of the text is written in a delightfully retro-futuristic font (likely Data70) invoking MICR computer text. Other texts are "The Zlotnian Calculator™" and "© Fingerbrain Co. Seattle, WA 98103 U.S.A."
This one is 3D printed, unlike the other one posted earlier.
Official calculator of the Zlotnian Frogma Underwater Re-Cycling Team. https://www.mccoys-kecatalogs.com/SpecialS...
I'm so glad you made this!
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Lives in England, made by New Zealanders
"Ten tonnes of chalk has been dropped by an RAF Chinook helicopter on a giant kiwi as part of a major restoration project.
The Bulford Kiwi is set in the chalk on Beacon Hill, above the village of Bulford on Wiltshire's Salisbury Plain.
Constructed in 1919, it was carved by soldiers from the New Zealand Expeditionary Force who were waiting to return home following the end of World War One."
More here https://www.bbc.com/news...
Bigness not confirmed, however I have seen pictures of the NZ Expeditionary Force https://www.awm.gov.au/collecti... and I therefore have no need to question the validity.
"Ten tonnes of chalk has been dropped by an RAF Chinook helicopter on a giant kiwi as part of a major restoration project.
The Bulford Kiwi is set in the chalk on Beacon Hill, above the village of Bulford on Wiltshire's Salisbury Plain.
Constructed in 1919, it was carved by soldiers from the New Zealand Expeditionary Force who were waiting to return home following the end of World War One."
More here https://www.bbc.com/news...
Bigness not confirmed, however I have seen pictures of the NZ Expeditionary Force https://www.awm.gov.au/collecti... and I therefore have no need to question the validity.
Bringing the chalk in by Chinook. hmm
10 tonnes of chalk dropped and about 7 tonnes blown away.
10 tonnes of chalk dropped and about 7 tonnes blown away.
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1933-35
via https://onlineonly.christies.com/s...
via https://onlineonly.christies.com/s...
Maurits Eschers famous lithograph is from 1935 apparently
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"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
Is he holding Wink Martindale captive?
[Pulls out Sonic] "Allons-y!"
I think about a version of this joke all the time, and then I don't do anything with it because it's usually bad.
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short video clip taking the "harpsichord solo" from the beatles track "in my life" and slowing it down to its original recording speed. video is a still photograph of producer george martin sitting at a keyboard in the studio with paul mccartney standing over his shoulder
i was always a big fan of the novel recording techniques developed by george martin while working with the beatles, but this was something i learned about very recently:
"Martin wrote a Bach-influenced piece that he found he could not play at the song's tempo. On 22 October, the solo was recorded with the tape running at half speed, so when played back at normal pace the piano was twice as fast and an octave higher, solving the performance challenge and also giving the solo a unique timbre, reminiscent of a harpsichord." [wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...]
full song for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
the "harpsichord solo" is at 1:28
"Martin wrote a Bach-influenced piece that he found he could not play at the song's tempo. On 22 October, the solo was recorded with the tape running at half speed, so when played back at normal pace the piano was twice as fast and an octave higher, solving the performance challenge and also giving the solo a unique timbre, reminiscent of a harpsichord." [wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...]
full song for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
the "harpsichord solo" is at 1:28
Didn't know this. Tx
so he Alvin & The Chipmunks'd it?
I thought it was a harpsicord.
@scruss "but of all these friends and lovers / i would like a hula hoop"
@nikkuneko !! 🤣
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next level butter management
Not too long ago I made a pie crust with thin butter strips like this instead of chunks and it was next level flaky.
OOOoooooh!!!!
And @dad I gotta try that!!
And @dad I gotta try that!!
butterfingers!
Been doing this for a while, keeps your toast intact.
oh shit
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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A man and woman wave at someone from in front of a white house. As they turn and walk between topiary back to the house, it's revealed that neither is wearing pants or underwear.
Do you think she has sock tattoos on her lower legs?
Girl you got me diggin' it the way you Porky Piggin' it...
No shirt-cocking, please and thank you.
Spectacular alt text, and bonus points for the use of “topiary”
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Clip of Buster Keaton sitting down in a bus, waving and smiling
https://www.tumblr.com/busterlo...
San Diego, I Love You, 1944
San Diego, I Love You, 1944
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diabolical!
Get those war-fighters right on this.
THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW!
US Military hates this one weird trick!
WHAT WILL THEY SINK TO NEXT??
ROFLMAO Y'ALL
One of our submarines is floating.
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many kodama on a work bench
https://mltshp.com/p/1RBII
It feels like months, though probably not, since I dispersed kodama around the neighborhood. The supplier I use for white PETG was out of stock.
It feels like months, though probably not, since I dispersed kodama around the neighborhood. The supplier I use for white PETG was out of stock.
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A sandwich on a plate split in two.
Capocollo (AKA Gabagool)
Tomatoes
Sun dried tomatoes
Provolone piccante
Cream cheese
Capers
Pickle slices
On Tiger bread (AKA Dutch crunch)
As the butter is still not spreading at the current temperature, I melted some in a small pan on the lowest heat and soaked and gently fried the bread, just to give the lightest browning.
Tomatoes
Sun dried tomatoes
Provolone piccante
Cream cheese
Capers
Pickle slices
On Tiger bread (AKA Dutch crunch)
As the butter is still not spreading at the current temperature, I melted some in a small pan on the lowest heat and soaked and gently fried the bread, just to give the lightest browning.
Hot tip; when the butter is cold use a vegetable peeler to slice paper thin butter slices that will almost immediately adhere to your(I'm assuming) room temperature bread.
Game changer.
Game changer.
@LocalStain that might even qualify as a Pro tip, coming from you
Skillet-warmed with butter is about my favourite way to prep bread. Fond memories of the (long gone) Mars Diner's banana bread muffins that they split and browned over butter on the griddle. I made some bannock the other day and gave it the same treatment
Skillet-warmed with butter is about my favourite way to prep bread. Fond memories of the (long gone) Mars Diner's banana bread muffins that they split and browned over butter on the griddle. I made some bannock the other day and gave it the same treatment
@scruss when I have time and inclination I butter bread and toast it in a frypan rather than our very nice toaster oven. The texture is so much better and the butter permeates through the whole slice that way.
Still you can't beat the convenience of a good ol' toaster (-oven).
Still you can't beat the convenience of a good ol' toaster (-oven).
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I hear tbey are selling off our national art collection, which is housed in public buildings, they are also selling off.
How much can a new forrest cost Michael, $5?
don’t forget the fucking ballroom
Is it for fucking now? OH SHIT! That's gonna be grossAF!
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
Happy April 8, everyone.
Let's make it a holiday
@artwells yes, except I made this one from scratch with fresh high-rez grabs from the bluray :D
@cristin and that is well appreciated extra puss on that grave
as one does
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snapshot of a woman in a pink and orange outfit standing in an enclosure, surrounded by flamingos.
My friends kept asking me to do my flamingo impression, but I had to put my foot down.
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A thin, rickety bridge extends through a raging red and yellow inferno. Marching along the bridge is an eerie procession, led by a person wearing a tall top hat. The person is blowing a trumpet. Behind them, a hulking figure with a windup key sticking out of its back thumps a drum with a red star on it, hung around its neck. In the rear is a small, hunched figure with horns and a tail, playing a saxophone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
/checks notes
soundtrack: https://youtu.be/lGOmb_yx...
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We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
I'm on an Amtrak train heading to my first strike. I'll be picketing all day at 155 6th Ave for anyone who wants to come support us in NYC!
I'm on an Amtrak train heading to my first strike. I'll be picketing all day at 155 6th Ave for anyone who wants to come support us in NYC!
✊🏻❤️
Is this the right strike fund, Dan? https://www.gofundme.com/f...
@bezt yes that's us. We raised over $10k yesterday!
fwiw management says they are withholding wages for folks who went on strike.