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LocalStain

the way it goes

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snarkout

The Economy Rectangle

Four panel color comic:

PANEL ONE: MATTIE, in black pants and jacket, outside on a sunny day and looking at some buildings in the distance: Hey, what's that? BUSINESSMAN,a balding white man wearing a suit: Oh, the economy rectanlge? It doesn't really do anything! But we need them everywhere! Or else:
PANEL TWO: MATTIE: They're quite hot and loud! BUSINESSMAN (sweating): Oh, very many birds will die!
PANEL THREE: BUSINESSMAN: Without them the world economy collapses! Don't you want to buy stuff?  ATTIE: I was buying stuff last year no problem withou those things! What happened?! BUSINESSMAN: Well, I've tried everything.
PANEL FOUR: BUSINESSMAN (turning to the side): ...She hates the cubes, guys! SECOND BUSINESSMAN: Uhhh don't you like shopping? THIRD BUSINESSMAN: Put *her* in a rectangle!
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Four panel color comic:

PANEL ONE: MATTIE, in black pants and jacket, outside on a sunny day and looking at some buildings in the distance: Hey, what's that? BUSINESSMAN,a balding white man wearing a suit: Oh, the economy rectanlge? It doesn't really do anything! But we need them everywhere! Or else:
PANEL TWO: MATTIE: They're quite hot and loud! BUSINESSMAN (sweating): Oh, very many birds will die!
PANEL THREE: BUSINESSMAN: Without them the world economy collapses! Don't you want to buy stuff? ATTIE: I was buying stuff last year no problem withou those things! What happened?! BUSINESSMAN: Well, I've tried everything.
PANEL FOUR: BUSINESSMAN (turning to the side): ...She hates the cubes, guys! SECOND BUSINESSMAN: Uhhh don't you like shopping? THIRD BUSINESSMAN: Put *her* in a rectangle!
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Comic by Mattie Lubchansky.
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m3moellering

Toot!

A sign reads - Magic of Art with the “o” being a spoked wheel design. The lettering below reads Tatto and Permanent Makeup
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A sign reads - Magic of Art with the “o” being a spoked wheel design. The lettering below reads Tatto and Permanent Makeup
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LocalStain pro an hour ago
Strive for more.
O_C

pong under communism

Product photograph (likely for eBay, Facebook Marketplace, or similar) of an Atari clone home entertainment system, the Turnir, manufactured by the Ministry of the Electronics Industry and released only in the Soviet Union in 1978. The (machine translated) text on the box reads: "TOURNAMENT
HOCKEY TENNIS TRAINING."
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Product photograph (likely for eBay, Facebook Marketplace, or similar) of an Atari clone home entertainment system, the Turnir, manufactured by the Ministry of the Electronics Industry and released only in the Soviet Union in 1978. The (machine translated) text on the box reads: "TOURNAMENT
HOCKEY TENNIS TRAINING."
source: https://bak3lite.tumblr.com/post...

more info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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wombatman70 3 hours ago
I love the idea of hockey tennis
n0wak

Layoff Prep 5

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O_C pro 3 hours ago
I cannot self-terminate
MackReed pro 18 minutes ago
geez, @n0wak, i hope this ain’t referring to any of your situation.
O_C

Rachel McAdams

Fashion/magazine profile photography of Canadian actress Rachel McAdams wearing a gray blazer and tie, gray (or off-white) collared shirt, and black (possibly dark navy) slacks. Her mouth is agape and she is looking off to the side.
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Fashion/magazine profile photography of Canadian actress Rachel McAdams wearing a gray blazer and tie, gray (or off-white) collared shirt, and black (possibly dark navy) slacks. Her mouth is agape and she is looking off to the side.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
3 hours ago
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LocalStain

doot doot

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poorusher

Koala

A koala bear sat on a branch in a zoo. It is facing away from us so we can see ears, it's back and butt.
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A koala bear sat on a branch in a zoo. It is facing away from us so we can see ears, it's back and butt.
Butt.

More at source:

https://www.instagram.com/p...
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MackReed

whip of the week

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i just fell down a massive hole on cyclekarting.

Here is an exhaustive but entertaining page about the roots and basics:
https://www.huntsvillegp.com/baseckgu...

and the link at the bottom of it leads (eventually) to this image, among others, of a proposed offshoot class of cyclekarting named aerokarting.

now all i gotta do is move to Utah.
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hertz pro 9 hours ago
Now this is aerokarting.
wjcstp pro 5 hours ago
I dipped into that rabbit hole last year but I didn’t get to the aerokarts. I could see spending my whole retirement building and racing those things.
poorusher

Sohrab Hura

A pseudo-naive style pastel drawing showing a dogs head, the dog is lying on its side asleep, behind and somewhat back is a cat which appears to be looking on in horror or contempt.
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A pseudo-naive style pastel drawing showing a dogs head, the dog is lying on its side asleep, behind and somewhat back is a cat which appears to be looking on in horror or contempt.
source: https://sohrabhura.com/4-Things...

Hilarious artist, and a ton of work at the source (that is just a single page of works out of other pages)

#SohrabHura #artists #paintings #drawings
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ba

Family vacation!

Grey-haired old man, his pretty wife and genius son take up a row of an airplane, in flight.
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Grey-haired old man, his pretty wife and genius son take up a row of an airplane, in flight.
My kid just graduated HS, and will be bussing tables and interning at a chemistry lab at NU this summer, before heading to University of Illinois in the fall (Chemical Engineering with a music minor). My wife starts a 6 month contract in a week from Monday that will involve a lot of travel. I’m slammed at work with 50-60 hour weeks likely through October.


But first, a week in Central Oregon!
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wombatman70 2 days ago
I like the idea of bussing tables at a chemistry lab.

Sounds like a fun, fulfilling just time! Congrats and enjoy!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
What a delightful crew!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Have a great time!
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
enjoy! the vibes are immaculate out there, and i loved hiking in deschutes national forest. hopefully it’s a good brain reset out there.

also congrats to atticus! now he has a weird internet uncle biking around his campus who will not report his misadventures to dad (for a modest fee)
MackReed pro Yesterday
*waving from south canada*
m3moellering Yesterday
Bon voyage!
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csilverman

inexplicable phenomena

A dark house on a dark night, under a full white moon. The sky is deep indigo, with a bluish glow from the moon. The house has three windows and a veranda. There is no sign of life except for a thin wisp of smoke twisting up from the chimney. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark house on a dark night, under a full white moon. The sky is deep indigo, with a bluish glow from the moon. The house has three windows and a veranda. There is no sign of life except for a thin wisp of smoke twisting up from the chimney. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dphiffer

booing

Black and white single-panel cartoon.
A three-eyed fanged monster wearing a graduation cap and gown is standing behind a lectern with a university crest on it, addressing an audience of students (visible only as tasseled mortarboards) at a commencement ceremony.
Caption: "And, as you head out into the world, your fresh, meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords -- wait, why are you all booing?"
By Joe Dator and Kevin Maher.
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Black and white single-panel cartoon.
A three-eyed fanged monster wearing a graduation cap and gown is standing behind a lectern with a university crest on it, addressing an audience of students (visible only as tasseled mortarboards) at a commencement ceremony.
Caption: "And, as you head out into the world, your fresh, meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords -- wait, why are you all booing?"
By Joe Dator and Kevin Maher.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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wombatman70 Yesterday
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!
homerj Yesterday
Is this the Jerry Seinfield speech?
poorusher Yesterday
@homerj I think it's a reference to academics and tutors who are addressing students on what looks like graduation day. They all mention AI and how pivotal it will be. All get booed (I've seen 3 so far).

The kids are alright.
mgeno Yesterday
@poorusher 👍
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cottenwess

She Won High School

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She did it! she made it! she beat high school! now on to the next level! bath bachelor's in illustration is next!
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spingo pro Yesterday
Hooray!
ckoerner Yesterday
Education System: DEFEATED!

Congrats!
m3moellering Yesterday
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!
jordanbrock

Melanie

A woman standing in front of a building in the Imperial Palace in Tokyo, wearing the "Order of the Rising Sun, Gold Rays with Neck Ribbon" medal.
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A woman standing in front of a building in the Imperial Palace in Tokyo, wearing the "Order of the Rising Sun, Gold Rays with Neck Ribbon" medal.
Melanie, my sister who has lived in Japan for 30+ years, received the "Order of the Rising Sun, Gold Rays with Neck Ribbon" the other day. It's the highest honour that can be given to a civilian (non-politician). She received it for "Contributions to the Australia Japan relationship and economic development". As part of the ceremony she had an audience with the Emperor, who she said "was very short".

Melanie is the little urban overachiever of our family. She's on the boards of Asahi, Mitsubishi Estate and Kawasaki Heavy Manufacturing, in addition to knowing just about everyone in the world. She regularly sends photos when she's out with various Heads of State.

I just happened to have a trip to Japan planned when the award was announced, so I got to represent the family. Unfortunately not allowed to be part of the official events, but we had plenty of drinks with friends afterwards.
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ckoerner 2 days ago
Congrats to your sister!
mikenmar 2 days ago
おめでとう!
mikenmar 2 days ago
BTW, for someone who is both (1) a woman and (2) a foreigner to achieve that level of corporate success in Japan is truly impressive. (For example, here's the Board of Mitsubishi Estate: https://www.mec.co.jp/en... )
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Wow that is neat, thank you for sharing that news.
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@mikenmar It's very impressive.

That said, I have been drunk with Yoshida-san (the Chair) after we both drank too many highballs at a dinner at their private club.
Argie pro 17 hours ago
Hi five Melanie, this is cool.
In an ideal world there would be very little happening and an Aussie winning Japan's highest honour would be in the news here.
tweedlydo pro 16 hours ago
that’s positively inspiring! 😍
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waa

Starting my first mural on Monday

Photograph of a blank wall on the side of a housing block. The wall is about 3 stories high.
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Photograph of a blank wall on the side of a housing block. The wall is about 3 stories high.
More than two years ago, one of my neighbors suggested to me that I should paint a mural on an ugly wall at a square down my street.

It took me forever to scrape enough courage together to get funding from various kinds of places. But I managed. I got the money. I got the permits. I got the scissor lift. I got the wall renovated and plastered. I got the paint and a colleague that is going to help me. And it should be ready by June 13, because then it’s going to be officially opened.

I found the whole process rather nerve-racking because all in all it’s about €18,000. But my goodness, will I be happy and relieved once it’s done.
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mcmjolnir pro 3 days ago
This is awesome! I can't wait for updates!
ufez pro 3 days ago
Ooh, this is exciting!
roonie pro 3 days ago
This is going to be massive! I hope you have fun while working your arse off!
bencmeissner pro 3 days ago
This is fantastic! Looking forward to seeing it.
m3moellering 3 days ago
Fantastic! Congratulations are in order!
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
Hell yes! We 👏🏻 want 👏🏻 updates! 👏🏻
samh pro 3 days ago
That wall is about to look SO MUCH better!
waldopepper pro 3 days ago
Woop!
ba pro 3 days ago
tabula rasa!
tonyb pro 3 days ago
i'm hopping up and down with excitement - can't wait for updates :D
billturner pro 3 days ago
Amazing!
Sailormom pro 3 days ago
Congratulations! This is exciting!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Post pix in progress, looking forward to seeing this
ckoerner 3 days ago
Wow this is cool!
spoetz 3 days ago
Yes!
wmo pro 3 days ago
YAY
MackReed pro 3 days ago
THRILLED FOR YOU!
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
This is excellent!
snowbow 3 days ago
So fun!!
kokogiak 3 days ago
Timelapse Timelapse! Looking forward to it!
joost 3 days ago
Oooh. So cool!
Argie pro 3 days ago
Soooo excited for this
urlnotfound pro 3 days ago
That is incredible.
waa pro 3 days ago
Oh my goodness, thanks for all the comments everybody!!!! I can’t respond to you or even tagging. All of you seems way over the top.

Yes, I will totally post updates here 🙂

@kokogiak will try to do a time lapse of parts of the process!
tweedlydo pro 3 days ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
homerj 2 days ago
huzzah!
idogcow 2 days ago
Yay!
crazyunclejoe pro 2 days ago
Wotta canvas! so excited Really looking forward to seeing what you do, @waa !!
spingo pro 2 days ago
Ooh
drtofu Yesterday
!!!!!
fins Yesterday
Amazing, so proud of you and happy for you!
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ba

Family portrait with horses

A sunny rural pasture with several horses grazing in the distance. In the foreground, a brown mare stands beside a young foal near a wire fence, while the long shadows of three people stretch across the grass under a bright blue sky.
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A sunny rural pasture with several horses grazing in the distance. In the foreground, a brown mare stands beside a young foal near a wire fence, while the long shadows of three people stretch across the grass under a bright blue sky.
While on vacation in central Oregon we watched some horses eat, including babies.

To be clear, it was baby horses eating, not horses eating babies.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
I love this! Shadow portraits, so fine! Fade-proof family memories.
ardgedee pro 22 hours ago
More interested in the horses that're eating babies, tbh. Found any of those?
roonie pro 19 hours ago
The babies you feed to the horses, where do they come from?
asking for a friend
samh pro 13 hours ago
Also curious about this baby eating business.
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artwells

#ffu

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christopher walken growling
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KMAlexander pro 15 hours ago
Sleepy Hollow is my favorite Burton flick. (And might be his last good one.)
Davezilla

My ride is he—YEEEEET!

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ufez pro 12 hours ago
Grand Theft Autobot
Xedrik 2 hours ago
@ufez +++
artwells

only if you do it right

old newsprint headline reading "Is Cycling on Sunday Wicked?"
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old newsprint headline reading "Is Cycling on Sunday Wicked?"
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snarkout pro 21 hours ago
Wicked *cool*.
artwells

REMEDY

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a guillotine operating
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artwells

Weakness: Soup

monster holding a giant fork and wearing a fork mask
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monster holding a giant fork and wearing a fork mask
23 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 22 hours ago
Fuck it, we're doing SEVEN TINES
tamrow pro 13 hours ago
Stick a fork in me, I’m done!
dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
his catchphrase: FORK YOU!
wjcstp

New car day for us

Teal colored low-poly ass overgrown hatchback of an electric car
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Teal colored low-poly ass overgrown hatchback of an electric car
I have been seriously researching and shopping for a couple of months, and closed the deal yesterday on a new (to us) EV, a 2024 Hyundai Ioniq 5.

We had our Honda Fit for just a few months short of 10 years, and it was a total champ. That Fit took us from MN to as far as Oregon and Toronto and back. We loved the small size and large cargo space, the purple color, the utter reliability, but the spike in gas prices, the flood of good options fresh off of 3-year leases and good trade-in value for the Fit made it feel like the right time to make a change.

Not enough miles with it yet to be past the honeymoon period, but so far it's total blast to drive and i'm hopeful it'll be as good to us for the next many years as that Honda.
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ang pro 2 days ago
Congrats! The Ioniq 5 is one of my upgrade pics over the Kona EV I've had for the last 3+ years.
BMK 2 days ago
Friend of mine bought one new and really likes it, though he gets frustrated with the all-touchscreen dashboard.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Ooo! We’ve been thinking next year we switch to voltage and that one’s on the list. Curious to know how it goes on every level!
travis pro 2 days ago
Our neighbor has one and loves it
spingo pro 2 days ago
Salute!
ellieBOA 2 days ago
My parents have one as do my sister and brother-in-law and they all love them!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
@BMK This has dashboard buttons for a few core things, which was one of my requirements. I love the overall design of the Polestar 2, and it was at the top of my list until i test drove it and literally everything is controlled through the touch screen. It took 3 of us in the car a full 2 minutes to find and change the vent fan speed. I feel like the controls on this Ioniq are a pretty good compromise so far.
fins Yesterday
Coming up on our first year with a 2025 model (same color), easily one of the best purchases we've ever made
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
@fins Nice! Part of me wanted to wait another year until the 2025 model starts showing up used because i've owned enough hatchbacks to know the value of a rear wiper. I think that year is a real sweet spot in mix of features.

@MackReed One early observation, coming from a pretty small car, is that i'm consistently surprised at the size. It looks like a hatchback in photos and from a distance, but up close it has some heft to it. I love the interior space (the rear leg room is incredible), and it's not that large in the overall scheme of current cars, but it's not small.
MackReed pro 20 hours ago
@wjcstp yep, I rode in a friend’s 5, and that was my first impression too.
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bezt

�

A bumper sticker reading I (unicode replacement symbol) Unicode
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A bumper sticker reading I (unicode replacement symbol) Unicode
source: https://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post...
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me3dia pro 3 days ago
I ▯ them too
scruss pro 3 days ago
I ⥠UTF-8
snowbow

Surf’s up! I mean…whatever this is..

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jpoulos pro 4 days ago
I love this. 😆
snowbow 4 days ago
@jpoulos me too! Haha
otaman pro 4 days ago
Literally me this past weekend (once I acclimatized to Lake Huron's chilly waters)
1f2frfbf pro 4 days ago
I misread the trunks in the top image as a censor bar and was confused.
wmo pro 4 days ago
there was a reservoir (Millerton) that sometime had bermuda grass about three feet under the surface. one could duck down, grab fistfulls of gras and hand run very fast long distances, and pop up like a coot.
ba pro 3 days ago
@otaman the big lake they call Gichi-Aazhoogami-Gichigami?
Argie pro 3 days ago
@wmo I want to do this
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MackReed

whip of the week

a small dark blue station wagon with cartoonishly oversized rear wheels and a massive chromed-out v8 engine sticking up through its hood
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a small dark blue station wagon with cartoonishly oversized rear wheels and a massive chromed-out v8 engine sticking up through its hood
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Oh hell yes
m3moellering Yesterday
“Where’s the Supernova, kid?”
wjcstp pro Yesterday
The only thing it's missing is wheelie bars
roonie pro 18 hours ago
I think the sign in the window says For Sale but I can't make out the number.
This appears to be a dragster. Exhaust exits in front of the rear wheel and no muffler apparently. Blacked out rear windows suggest there is a mattress in the back. Or a coffin!
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
@wjcstp and/or a chute
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O_C

cloud

photograph from a highway of a dissipating thunderstorm cloud "raining out." the storm has been shot from some distance so it appears to be a cloud touching the ground.
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photograph from a highway of a dissipating thunderstorm cloud "raining out." the storm has been shot from some distance so it appears to be a cloud touching the ground.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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wmo pro Yesterday
loud cloud
jordanbrock

Narihira

A Japanese street at night, with shops on the side, and an illuminated apartment building in the background. A man is walking away from the camera in the distance, just about to turn the corner.
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A Japanese street at night, with shops on the side, and an illuminated apartment building in the background. A man is walking away from the camera in the distance, just about to turn the corner.
After finding a restaurant near where I was staying in Tokyo that was serving whisky highballs for 199 yen, I went for a bit of a photo walk.
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LocalStain

Sustained!

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3rdparty

FULL SHOW: After "Late Show" ends, Stephen Colbert hosts Monroe public access show

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A full hour of Colbert (guest) hosting a public access TV show, the day after his CBS show ended.

Here’s the same video from his personal (!) YT channel: https://youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4
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Argie pro 17 hours ago
Glorious

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