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artwells

My dog loves the beach

Dog face
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Dog face
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rogrtheshrubber pro 5 hours ago
Saw the white fur, misread the title as 'bleach'.
homerj 3 hours ago
That's what life is about.
samh

Did a thing yesterday

A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
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A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
Did a thing yesterday. Sore today but glowing with the pride of accomplishment.
16 hours ago
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octaneTom pro 16 hours ago
I see Something 100 - nicely done!
wjcstp pro 15 hours ago
woot! nothing like getting a little race dirt on the bike
samh pro 15 hours ago
20th anniversary of The Butte 100. @octaneTom. My third attempt and second finish.

This is new to me this year, @wjcstp, a Salsa Spearfish from your great state of Minnesota.
cwhartman pro 9 hours ago
Wow! Nicely done!
hertz pro 7 hours ago
Butte butt I bet
samh pro 7 hours ago
@hertz majorly
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m3moellering

My Loathing Is Unchecked

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16 hours ago
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bencmeissner pro 16 hours ago
The oligarchs will charge subscription fees for air if they can.
wjcstp pro 15 hours ago
i could not love this more
dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
And there's no guarantee that your data is safe:

https://www.techradar.com/computin...
pk pro 5 hours ago
As someone else once said: the cloud is just someone else's computer.
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artwells

Current status

Panorama shot of the beach with a woman and a dog on a deck
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Panorama shot of the beach with a woman and a dog on a deck
At the beach this week
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Argie pro 6 hours ago
I approve of this view
robotmachine

 

The much reposted photo of Lionel Messi bathing an infant Lamine Yamal, but the faces are swapped. 

Context: Argentina (Messi’s team) lost to Spain (Yamal’s team) in the World Cup final today.
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The much reposted photo of Lionel Messi bathing an infant Lamine Yamal, but the faces are swapped.

Context: Argentina (Messi’s team) lost to Spain (Yamal’s team) in the World Cup final today.
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drurystephanie

Obligatory Cannon Beach selfie

Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
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Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
Showing the shirt I made new sights like it's Flat Stanley.
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Nearly drowned right there on family vacation ca age of 9.

Otherwise great vacation.
drurystephanie Yesterday
@mcmjolnir ahh glad the undertoad didn't get ya
mcmjolnir pro 11 hours ago
@drurystephanie there was sooo much talk about the undertoad before it happened and it was the undertoad.
rogrtheshrubber pro 5 hours ago
I was there in the summer of 1990 with my girlfriend, much to my wife's chagrin.
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wombatman70

Fry seasoning (Iceland edition)

A basket of seasoned fries sits on a tiny round table on the ferry from Vestmanneyjar to mainland Iceland, with my hand in the foreground holding a packet of fry seasoning that says “KARTÖFLUKRYDD.” A can of passionfruit vodka cocktail named “P*RN” (WITH the asterix) sits on the table in the background.
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A basket of seasoned fries sits on a tiny round table on the ferry from Vestmanneyjar to mainland Iceland, with my hand in the foreground holding a packet of fry seasoning that says “KARTÖFLUKRYDD.” A can of passionfruit vodka cocktail named “P*RN” (WITH the asterix) sits on the table in the background.
Salt, tomato powder, sugar, onion powder. Magical. Gonna fill our suitcases with packets to enjoy at home. And then try to replicate it with ingredients at home. (Also the canned passionfruit cocktail “P*RN” (WITH the asterix), that’s the only vodka-based canned cocktail I’ve ever had that doesn’t make you go “ugh. A little yucky but still does the job at brunch or poolside without the effort of making your own, I guess.” It’s delicious.)
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williwaw pro 18 hours ago
if you don't have any luck replicating it, you can get it here from a company called Badia or from an importer called Top Iceland

(we also love the stuff)
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
We might still have some tomato powder in the cupboard, i should try mixing some up
thelonius 15 hours ago
Somewhere, a VW copywriter in a nursing home feels a disturbance in the Force.
wombatman70 12 hours ago
@williwaw ❤️❤️❤️ Good news! We made sure to grab several packets to take home with us, too.
wombatman70 12 hours ago
@wjcstp Look forward to discovering whether you found a solid dupe!
wombatman70 12 hours ago
@thelonius If that’s what it’d take to get this stateside, I applaud that resurrection from retirement.
Robotron_smith 7 hours ago
I have been to iceland twice, going again in two weeks ; never seen this!
Is it something outside of Reykjavik?

Also looks awesome
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otaman

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King Algamemnon

@adamrothman.bsky.social

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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King Algamemnon

@adamrothman.bsky.social

I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
5 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
No images either because, "Beware of Greeks bearing TIFFs."
O_C

glass pepper

A transparent png image of three glass (or possibly plastic) bell pepper shaped paperweights in green, yellow, and red.
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A transparent png image of three glass (or possibly plastic) bell pepper shaped paperweights in green, yellow, and red.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/pngblog...
19 hours ago
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joffaboy

The Big Rainbow Trout, Adaminaby, NSW

A giant trout at the end of a rainbow
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A giant trout at the end of a rainbow
Via Facebook
(Did not validate, but I'm sure it's tasty)
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Argie pro 7 hours ago
oh... she's majestic 🧡
bezt pro 5 hours ago
Have visited in person.
poorusher

Circuit board nails

Circuit board nails 💚🔌
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Circuit board nails 💚🔌
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
11 hours ago
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LocalStain

Not all heroes wear capes.

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https://www.masslive.com/westernm...
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
But ACAB.
BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
A
C
A
Bzzzzzzx
drurystephanie

wtf would jesus do?

Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!

https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
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spingo pro 3 days ago
Excellent.
samh pro 2 days ago
I regularly ask myself this very question.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
drurystephanie 2 days ago
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
drurystephanie 2 days ago
@samh I wish more people would
drurystephanie 2 days ago
@spingo much appreciated!
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O_C

funny guy

funny guy meme

funny guy
"I was just kidding, bro"
"It's just a joke, relax"
"Can't even joke around anymore"
"If I can't make jokes, what's the point?"
"I say what everyone's thinking"
"Don't be so sensitive"
"You gotta learn to take a joke"
"People these days have no sense of humor"
"Lighten up, it's not that deep"
"Laugh more, life's too short"
"Why are you so offended?"
"I don't mean any harm"
"I just like making people laugh"
"Humor is the best way to connect"
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funny guy meme

funny guy
"I was just kidding, bro"
"It's just a joke, relax"
"Can't even joke around anymore"
"If I can't make jokes, what's the point?"
"I say what everyone's thinking"
"Don't be so sensitive"
"You gotta learn to take a joke"
"People these days have no sense of humor"
"Lighten up, it's not that deep"
"Laugh more, life's too short"
"Why are you so offended?"
"I don't mean any harm"
"I just like making people laugh"
"Humor is the best way to connect"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/sandmand...
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ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
Too subtle for the people this is pointing at.
joffaboy

Coolness may not age well

Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
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Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
https://bsky.app/profile...

TIL what 'JUULING' is..
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MackReed pro Yesterday
The half pipe is a winning bit of visualization.
ang pro Yesterday
Independent of your age, patty cake coolness is transitive if your patty cake partner is 8.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Your peers grunting in agreement as you rant about the kids these days is not the same thing as them thinking you're cool.

And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
dogwelder pro Yesterday
I just had my 60th birthday. Looks like it was a good thing that I didn’t celebrate.
m3moellering 17 hours ago
@ardgedee I distinctly remember the first time I was sir-ed. I was thirty-two in a place called El Rancho Gaseteria. They also carded me because I looked younger than fifty.
I have complicated emotions about the encounter ,at least in part, due to how much older my spouse is than me.
mare pro 16 hours ago
I bet many of us are at the age that, according to this graph, very few things are cool. Weirdly enough I’ve never felt this cool in my life.
(I also don’t complain much about young people, I do envy them and feel sorry we left them such a mess.)
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scruss

for all of the near letter quality fans

image of text: Hey, do you like dot matrix printers? You do? Well, I have quite the treat for you: NearlyQ, the “Near Letter Quality” 9pin printer simulating font! Derived directly from the character ROM from an Amstrad DMP3160 printer, it has *all* of the characters: [character table removed] There’s also NearlyQMono for the fixed-width text in your life. Both fonts come with »»»BOLD««« variants, too! Much ? to the CPCWiki contributors for the ROM dumps (C) 2026, Stewart Russell – scruss.com - OFL
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image of text: Hey, do you like dot matrix printers? You do? Well, I have quite the treat for you: NearlyQ, the “Near Letter Quality” 9pin printer simulating font! Derived directly from the character ROM from an Amstrad DMP3160 printer, it has *all* of the characters: [character table removed] There’s also NearlyQMono for the fixed-width text in your life. Both fonts come with »»»BOLD««« variants, too! Much ? to the CPCWiki contributors for the ROM dumps (C) 2026, Stewart Russell – scruss.com - OFL
download it, live it: New font: NearlyQ – We Saw a Chicken … — https://scruss.com/blog...

#amstrad #dotmatrix #font #NearLetterQuality #nlq #otf #type #typography
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
Congrats, well done!!
scruss pro 16 hours ago
@m3moellering thanks! I sat on this for years (since 2018 or so), overthinking far too many details. How these old printers stored their fonts was utterly bonkers: 8 pins of one pass stored in one place, then 8 pins of the second stored somewhere completely else. There's a one bit field that tells you where to put the additional two pins, depending on whether the character has a descender or not. At least one character has this coded wrongly: semicolon sits on the baseline, not below it. But that's for someone else to fix
ba pro 14 hours ago
"Make sure to include the four suits!"
--somebody, for some reason
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@ba there's an international conspiracy of bridge players
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robotmachine

 

Meme of Inspector Gadget. 

Text reads “ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget. What are you even inspecting? Mind your business.”
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Meme of Inspector Gadget.

Text reads “ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget. What are you even inspecting? Mind your business.”
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MackReed

artificial intelligence is neither

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and you may say to yourself. “My god, what have we done?”

source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
Titty eye, that is as far as we have come, even AI generated images, have mom issues.
dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
someone programed that eye to have Keratoconus

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...
joffaboy

Passing..

2 images, of people looking out car windows

people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality

people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
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2 images, of people looking out car windows

people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality

people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
https://birdbutt.com/@colinst...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Too real.
snowbow

 

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down my street today
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travis

R🟠C

a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
via: https://www.instagram.com/p...
src: https://www.threads.com/@jeannie...
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Next time, Gadget.
poorusher 2 days ago
Sun Ra Arkestra
m3moellering 2 days ago
I love that view and that building. It always reminds me that we are capable of so much more.
ang pro 2 days ago
Lebowski vibes intensify.
travis pro 2 days ago
@m3moellering there are some parts of this city that are still great
jordanbrock pro 2 days ago
@urlnotfound ★
mare pro 16 hours ago
RoC means Rest of Canada here in Quebec.
tweedlydo pro 15 hours ago
🦞 peeeenchy
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scruss

near letter quality

image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
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image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
You'd probably forgotten about "Near Letter Quality" printing. How you could make your 9-pin printer even slower to eke out a little less dottiness on the page. Well, I haven't forgotten ...

Full font set coming soon.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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LocalStain

🌴

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#mv26
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idogcow 7 hours ago
Read on the official In-n-Out site (so, *maybe* true) that the crossed palms outside their restaurants are an homage to 'It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World,' and the Giant W
cristin

the Chinese Chuck Tingle

A photo of a book called THRICE MARRIED TO A SALTED FISH. cover has a Chinese romantasy look and feel. The book is shrink wrapped and has a sticker, UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG
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A photo of a book called THRICE MARRIED TO A SALTED FISH. cover has a Chinese romantasy look and feel. The book is shrink wrapped and has a sticker, UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG
source: https://mastodon.social/@skinnyl...


tho I think Chuck would have called it "pounded in the ass three times by my anthropomorphic salted fish husband"
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vosechu pro 8 hours ago
I played bass for Unsuitable for the Young
robritz

The Horrorgon Trail

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samh pro 2 days ago
I don't have proof but I'm nearly certain I ate lettuce two weeks ago and it has been a battle since.
LocalStain

This Is Acid Jazz: After Hours 2 Last Call (Instinct Records compilation)

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#ESSENTIAL, #LP

This is crucial.

I *wore out* this CD tho I might still have the case.

Every track SLAPS.
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LocalStain pro 17 hours ago
@Scotto

Thank you!!
LocalStain

🏴‍☠️

Unisex classic tee
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Unisex classic tee
source: https://www.etsy.com/listing...
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
pastranaut pro 13 hours ago
Albini was a chomo
0y3ahSansAcut3 10 hours ago
@pastranaut I checked out what that means, but I can find no public record of accusations.
poorusher

New blanket

A very bright blanket lots of orange, flower patterns and exposed stitching.
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A very bright blanket lots of orange, flower patterns and exposed stitching.
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
Gorgeous!
poorusher 17 hours ago
It was very inexpensive.

I've slept under blankets for years now. Duvets are too hot for me. The first one Jessica made (more of a quilt) but slowly the dogs paws tattered it up. The last one I got I just threw out as it was a nasty polyester, beige nightmare.

So far very happy with this one.
snowbow

 

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stay out of the sun
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MackReed

july

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Summer evening on the back deck. I love the neighbor’s cedar with a white-hot passion, particularly when the clouds get all Maxfield Parrish ‘n’ shit.

The wind isn’t blowing. The tree just grew that way. 🖤
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Witches in flight

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