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Red Dwarf's Kryten under the text 'Is this the first time the UK's been looking for a Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
Via Facebook
jpoulos
Idris Elba for all three please.
@jpoulos 💯
@jpoulos He has been so adamant that the Bond thing is a nonstarter. The announcement would have to be him waking up in a locked room wearing a tuxedo, and shouting for his agent.
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Two planetoids flying in the same ecliptic plane are dwarfed by Jupiter’s Great Red Spot - a massive, swirling, eye-shaped, ochre storm above the huge planet’s horizontally-cloud-striped surface.
captured by Cassini: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
We live in the most extraordinary times, and we're wasting it.
"NEEEYOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
Hi there !
@jpoulos - i think that pretty much puts a finger on the little extra bit of sadness i feel at the state of the world.
Sic transit gloria lunae?
Fantastic.
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Peugeot 404 Diesel Record Car, 1965
Passenger side of car not found
I like this, obviously.
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clip of a commercial for the phone sex line. A woman in heavy makeup looks over her shoulder and makes a weird "sultry" face while a plush duck wearing sunglasses, a fedora and zip-up jacket fades in at right. Below, the number 1-900-740-DUCK appears, followed by "Live – One On One"
Incredibly, this is from a real ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
Autocorrect strikes again
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Went to Seattle Field to watch the Bosnia v Qatar World Cup match, I’ve always wanted to see a World Cup game in person. I had great seats, neat the Bosnia supporter section, so it was chants, tifo, and drumming for the entire game. A great time and then afterwards hung out in the hot sun in Pioneer Square with folks. Not a huge sports fan, but I really enjoyed the event and the fan participation.
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Edward Norton and Brad Pitt at the USA match in LA
We were at SoFi Stadium on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...
Flop Club
Even Ed can't afford one of those goddamned jerseys.
I am Jack's luxury suite ennui.
@mikenmar +++
Good camo, people will be busy trying to read the shirt, the other looks like an official.
@mikenmar Well done
@jpoulos 🦇 country!
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Titled as found: https://hachyderm.io/@twodare...
*Angry like*
So, like, is Mrs. Jetson just kicking back and eating bon bons?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 She's hidden away with all the other handmaidens
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A shoreline behind a great blue heron. The shore has concrete, rocks and greenery. The heron is standing straight up and facing the right towards the water.
Powderhorn Park’s resident heron.
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source: Softbank's unhinged slide deck justifying a ¥1 quadrillion valuation: https://www.metafilter.com/213635...
ahaha was just spamming a sibling with this
Might as well just be a gif of a drunk lying on the sidewalk shooting a money gun into the gutter.
"What produces the bills is inside the gun"
"What produces the bills is inside the gun"
“Like” but not like.
Assuming a cloaca is involved, it would be both gold eggs and copious amounts of shit.
"If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?"
"If you're so rich, why aren't you smart?"
"If you're so rich, why aren't you smart?"
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A ghost that resembles the Apple ghost emoji – arms up, tongue stuck out, left eye larger than the other — hovers over a blue mountain under a blue night sky. The ghost has a pink tongue. One eye is yellow, the other eye is green, and both eyes have two concentric circles inside them. A hazy moon sits in the top right of the sky. There is a slight greenish glow around the horizon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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This is gjetost or Norwegian brown cheese, caramelly, sweet, whey based, often made of goat's milk. Ost is the name for cheese in Scandinavian languages. This is in reference to how much native cheese and fish, Norway's World Cup Team imported, 80 kg gjetost, 100 kg Jarlsberg Ost, 300 kg Salmon, 100 kg Halibut.
This is gjetost, or Norwegian brown cheese, caramelly, sweet, whey based, often made of goat's milk. Ost is the name for cheese in Scandinavian languages. This is in reference to how much native cheese and fish, Norway's World Cup Team imported, 80 kg of gjetost, also 300 kg Salmon, 100 kg Halibut, 100 kg Jarlsberg Ost,
more like yay!-tost
Served thinly sliced with apples is so good. I’ve never made it through a whole block of it though
I wasn't far from right, gietost is goat cheese.
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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
Spectacular!!!
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
SO COOL
Fabulous 🤩
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
It's so good - well done!
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
I love this!
This is great!
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
It looks so, so good!
Wizard!
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
Gorgeous! <3
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
Fantastic!
absolutely stunning! 💐
Congratulations.
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
Amazing!
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
[this is good]
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
<3 so good!
Wowowow!
this really crushes - a painter with a degree in painting who pretends to know about painting.
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music video for phoebe bridgers' "lost boys", which features the singer dressed as an elven princess, going around town with a bunch of medieval warriors in tow.
six long years after her delightful sophomore album, phoebe bridgers finally announced her third.
she's allegedly worked with a wild range of people on it, and i'm excited to see how it turns out. this inaugural track is great.
stream the track // preorder here:
https://phoebebridgers.bandcamp.com/album...
she's allegedly worked with a wild range of people on it, and i'm excited to see how it turns out. this inaugural track is great.
stream the track // preorder here:
https://phoebebridgers.bandcamp.com/album...
kinda reminds me of the all girl summer fun band but without the harmonies
@danelectro had not heard of them before; i'll look them up and give them a listen today
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woman ironing with a vintage phone strapped to her head
yes but can it hold the phone in front of your mouth like a pizza slice while in speaker mode so everyone around you can hear the other side of the call better than you can?
The fingers holding that can look skeletal
Guess what, Madge. I was so busy talking to you that I forgot to turn the iron on! I have ended up WASTING TIME!
Oh, the iron-y
Oh, the iron-y
@otaman hahaha can't unsee it now
@ardgedee I was thinking a pizza attachment would be good tho
One of my favorite/least favorite public speaker phone moments: a woman on a busy city bus holding her phone to her ear, except it was on speaker phone. She was holding the speaker close to her ear and shouting so the person could hear her.
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Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
Nothing special, it's a bit of a follow-up to the mural I recently posted, what with all the flowers and bees and such. This meeting was about the future course of a live talkshow here in town for which I do social media and marketing. No, it's not on radio on TV, just in front of a live audience. But it's nice.
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Elroy drops
*ptchewwww!*
"Wake up babe. A new Elroy just dropped"
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Close up of a broken link on a bike chain.
Luckily I had a spare quick link. Good excuse to take off the chain and give it a proper cleaning.
Now with matching video! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Now with matching video! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
<blinks twice> Oof! I’m glad you caught that!
This is like in a prison break movie where the escapees are spotted by a guard and their plan starts to fall apart. That chain had it's freedom right there on front of it and you snatched it away.
@urlnotfound he looked behind the poster!
I've broken a lot of bike chains, but can't recall that particular failure mode.
ABC check before every ride!
@cwhartman I've never seen it either. I think it must have been a faulty quick link.
Somewhat similar situation: I installed a new chain (incorrectly) then road a recon route on a 'cross course that resulted in a broken chain. I jokingly told everyone that I applied too many watts
Hanging on by a link
@pastranaut Half a link!
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I continue to be unable to deal with how good this is.
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Sources: https://mltshp.com/p/1RS0Z, https://mltshp.com/p/1RS00 and a brush from https://mltshp.com/p/1RLCC
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*Chef's kiss*
This is amazing
Stray woman.
Hehehehehe
the dutch are a very agreeable people, based on the documentaries i've seen.
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They knew what they were about.
I LIKE BIG BULBS AND I CANNOT LIE
that's an a55load of fake trees
"get out of frame, a35, you're ruining the joke!"
Lit that A55 up like a Christmas tree
cheesed: https://mltshp.com/p/1RS16
@shitleopard
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Flashin' in your window tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Baby, you got them big bulbs
Flashin' in your window tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Looks like the A55man is back in town!
I flocked so much A55 in my time ...
@otaman Do tell!