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neuracnu

if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner

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homerj 16 hours ago
That's awesome!
cristin pro 15 hours ago
💗
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
Fantastic. Get that framed!
dad 15 hours ago
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
jer pro 14 hours ago
Fuck yeah.
idogcow 14 hours ago
Awesome!
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Dang!
snarkout pro 11 hours ago
✊🏳️‍⚧️
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MackReed

big mood

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my dad had this neon flag made many years ago, and after it was broken in our LA->NYC move, I restored it and hung it in the basement, turning it on for parties.

wednesday, I put straight it into the basement window facing the street, and I think it'll stay there a while.

a little doggerel now, for the majority of my fellow Americans who did the right thing:

monday we’re all scrolling doom
tuesday wednesday votes go boom
thursday’s real and our hearts bloom
it’s friday I’m in love ...
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samh

Ride Thru Winter

A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
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A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
Mounted studded tires and fenders on my commuter last week. My trusty steed is prepared for the next storm. It's missing lights and pogies in this photo but those will be added all in good time.
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cwhartman pro 17 hours ago
Excellent, keep getting out there this winter!

Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
shitleopard 15 hours ago
IS THAT AN ANTI-THEFT HUFFY STICKER OR LEGIT?
samh pro 10 hours ago
I am fortunate to have only a one-ish mile commute so staying honest is fortunately easy, @cwhartman.

Take a look at the rear dropouts on this steed, @shitleopard. That'll probably answer your question.
shitleopard 8 hours ago
YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL SURLY ABOUT IT!
mare pro 7 hours ago
Still pondering if I’m going to make my bike winter ready or use the bike sharing bikes (Bixi) this winter. They have knobby tires and studs and there’s a station 3 minutes from my house. Last winter my own bike got quite some rust damage. Only downside is that they don’t have pogies. And once you used pogies it’s hard to go back.
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snowbow

 

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from a walk yesterday
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jpoulos

For current use

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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mandami gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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snarkout

Chief Godzilla Officer

Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
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Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

I didn't know until today that this job existed and now I'm sad that I'll never have it.
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urlnotfound pro 21 hours ago
*gets arrested in Japan for breaking and entering to steal a way-too-small business suit

"They said dress for the job you want and I want his job."
mikenmar 19 hours ago
Best comment thread ever.
mikenmar 19 hours ago
Interview here: https://lp.p.pia.jp/article...

Key quotes:

"I want to increase the points of contact—the touchpoints—between everyone and Godzilla, and make him an even more familiar presence than before."

"Furthermore, we will develop diverse content beyond just video content, increasing the entry points to Godzilla and creating opportunities for people to encounter Godzilla"
y95 11 hours ago
not with that attitude
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dphiffer

578 eight second exposures

A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'

The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
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bezt pro Yesterday
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.

Inverse modern astronomy
homerj Yesterday
Literal sky net
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
dad Yesterday
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
idogcow Yesterday
No Sparrow Shall Fall
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Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
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samh pro 2 days ago
: )
ba pro 2 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering 2 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro Yesterday
wooohoooo!!
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jaymayday

yay!

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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
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WikiAdam Yesterday
Ooh, what do we have here?
jaymayday Yesterday
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
WikiAdam Yesterday
@jaymayday Would eat
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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Argie

I'm BatStampMan

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Postcard from Germany arrived today with this most excellent Batman stamp on it. Straight to the pool room!

and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
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bezt pro Yesterday
Na na na na na na na Bat Stamp!
Argie pro 23 hours ago
@bezt ++
dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
Pulled, no doubt, from a box that is prominently labeled "BAT POSTAGE"
snarkout pro 19 hours ago
Saved to the Batman shk!
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MackReed

incoming freshman democrats

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A woman looks out fiercely from inside the hulking yellow industrial humanoid robot she is operating
oh, and let’s make someone fierce, clear, sharp, and irreproachable like Warren and AOC leaders of their respective majorities, while we’re at it. I’d be cool with that.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
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snarkout pro 23 hours ago
I've been trying to assemble just a capsule biography of all the Dems who flipped a seat, and reading about Teresa Benitez-Thompson—the first Democrat elected in Reno since it got its own seat in 1981—I saw that she was a former Miss Nevada (finished 4th at Miss America that year). It turns out that she seems *wildly* impressive. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article...
snarkout pro 23 hours ago
Here's her doing a monologue from The Laramie Project, about the murder of Matthew Shepard, as her talent performance at the 2003 Miss America pageant. 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells

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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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MackReed pro Yesterday
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
jaymayday Yesterday
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
This is my "Bob"
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Grunkle Stan?
idogcow Yesterday
I don't recall owning a tie…
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I too am an old.
mare pro Yesterday
I don’t even have a TV
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joffaboy

The Big Dingo ('Yellow Dog')

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A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
Snapped today in Glenreagh, northern New South Wales. (It's not all that big, maybe 4 metres tall.)
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Argie pro 23 hours ago
big for a Dingo tho
BennyTheIcepick pro 22 hours ago
We’re gonna need a bigger baby
bezt pro 21 hours ago
Reg Mombassa vibes
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ha ha ha ha ha
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williwaw

"I Voted" stickers on Alex Pretti's memorial

Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
source: Kurt Nelson photog
https://www.reddit.com/r...

#ivoted
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jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Oof 😢
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I've seen other photos from that corner this morning, the number of stickers is growing fast
gschmd

coffee borb

A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
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A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
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zeitgeist

No one can hear you scream

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
We should all make a screaming gif with audio, FFU.
hertz pro Yesterday
Musk you be so coy as to who you mean?
tom pro 20 hours ago
gee, like a completely different movie.
me3dia pro 19 hours ago
AI, capitalism and an evil tech company are already the real villain in the Alien series. The first two, at least.
BennyTheIcepick pro 19 hours ago
@me3dia
I think that’s the joke?
travis pro 19 hours ago
having followed McJesse since his vine days, that's the joke folks
me3dia pro 18 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @travis ah, fair enough
tonyb pro 16 hours ago
ZAT IZ ZE JOKE
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cristin

Everyone's job today in the USA

still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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beep pro 3 days ago
also every day
hertz pro 3 days ago
Make Aryans Grimace Again
MackReed

condescending online man shall not be forgot

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artwells pro Yesterday
Incompetent Militant Papist Clown Passe
snarkout pro 23 hours ago
I see no reason.
mattbucher

Elvis inducted into the Army, 1958

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jaymayday

haters gonna hate

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but i love you tho
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
I think I love you too!
jaymayday Yesterday
@waldopepper : omg! why??
Argie pro Yesterday
:hugs everyone: 😁
0y3ahSansAcut3

Texas Owes Her

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett who showed considerable backbone, and gave a unique lesson about freedom of speech, and fearless activism. She is the bane of racists everywhere, the mother of the new Texas spirit. She lent her balls to Talarico.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
She’s incredible and I hope to see plenty more of her. I do think Talarico was the better choice for the general - just in terms of not having to overcome the racism and misogyny that regrettably appears hard baked into the electorate - but she has so much to offer Texas and this country.
drurystephanie Yesterday
She's miraculous and we must protect her at all costs
frothywalrus Yesterday
I dunno... she seems like a liability that won't get much push forward.
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
Yes, but is science really real?
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@MackReed IN THIS COMMENT WE BELIEVE

SCIENCE IS REAL
REAL IS SCIENCE
IS REAL SCIENCE
HFUCISISOKFNFNSK
idogcow Yesterday
I Still Believe
semillama

Record shop score

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wjcstp

new Sidewalk Diamonds single drop

The Sidewalk Diamonds name above a murder of crows in the shape of a heart flying by a pole with power lines diagonal across the image. 

The lower corner has song titles:
Lightweight Black Sweater
Dirt Town Dreams
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The Sidewalk Diamonds name above a murder of crows in the shape of a heart flying by a pole with power lines diagonal across the image.

The lower corner has song titles:
Lightweight Black Sweater
Dirt Town Dreams
The band i play bass in released a new single today, a preview of our new album Summer Souls & Melting Hearts coming our next month.

Stream and purchase here (it's Bandcamp Friday!):
https://sidewalkdiamonds.bandcamp.com/album...

For anyone local to Minneapolis, we're headlining an album release show on December 4th at Cloudland Theater:
https://sidewalkdiamonds.com/event...
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davidl pro 17 hours ago
Listen and purchase: https://sidewalkdiamonds.bandcamp.com/album...
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
@davidl Thanks, i apparently didn't save my description text before i left the page, re-added now.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
you had me at Lightweight Black Sweater!
great title
MackReed

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poorusher 3 days ago
I imagine it's pretty wet.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Flood warning
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
@wjcstp and @poorusher +++
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
Lots of big blue waves last night
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cottenwess

i voted aboard the edmund fitz

winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
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winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
This was one of Michigan's "I Voted" stickers.

https://www.michigan.gov/sos...
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travis pro 2 days ago
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
fisherdah Yesterday
It looks like that imagines it made whitefish bay by putting 15 more miles behind her
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Aw man I did not get this choice at my locality
sensorboy

The AI we were promised.

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Elektro and Sparky from the 1939 New York Worlds Fair.
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snowbow

 

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i've taken up the violin again. started about a month ago and i've been loving it.
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ba pro 2 days ago
Are you...a cat?
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
And Carl can play the bagpipes!
bocaj 2 days ago
Cat for scale. I wish I knew more about music so I could make a better scale joke.
poorusher 2 days ago
Catatonic
fisherdah 2 days ago
@ba +
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jazon

Circle Bed

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A 1970s advertising product photo shows a man and a woman lying on a circular bed surrounded by entertainment devices. Built into the circular bed are: a TV, a stereo system, and a wet bar.

The ad text reads: "The ultimate in personal environment. Privacy. Comfort. Entertainment. All within your reach. RCA Circle Bed Model CB-1000."
We lost direction as a society when we stopped making these.

(EDIT: Apparently this is AI Slop. Sorry about that. so sad ... )

source: Anson Burtch https://shakedown.social/@aburtch...
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Superyeti 20 hours ago
It doesn't mean we can't START making these.
cottenwess 20 hours ago
@Superyeti its a slippery slope when we start adding a mini fridge for sandwiches and cheese
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Sleeping in those velveeta sheets...
me3dia pro 20 hours ago
My last year in college, a friend and I rented an apartment from a known slumlord. It was a decent enough two-bedroom just a couple blocks from campus, and cheap even for off-campus housing at the time. I'm pretty sure it was a handshake lease.

In the apartment below ours were a drug dealer and his girlfriend, who were nice enough and relatively quiet despite the steady stream of visitors. They'd occasionally have very loud sex. When they moved out, they left their queen-sized circular bed behind. My roommate and I briefly considered picking it up and using it as a new sofa, but decided against it because of the stains. They were replaced by a lesbian couple who cleaned the apartment at 9am every Saturday while listening to half of Beck's "Odelay" (just their favorite songs, I guess) at ear-splitting volume so it could be heard over the vacuum. I worked Friday nights until 3 or 4am, so *that* was much appreciated.

Anyway, that's the only time I've ever seen a round bed in the wild.
homerj 18 hours ago
Really no different than laying in bed with our phones.
drurystephanie 18 hours ago
NEED
dreyfusslugado 17 hours ago
And you thought folding regular fitted sheets was challenging!
idogcow 14 hours ago
A million resorts in upstate New York with champagne glass bathtubs cried out…
roonie pro 12 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado where you typed folding I'm pretty sure you misspelled wrestling
hertz pro 8 hours ago
@cottenwess good call. Cheese fridge in the prototype from day one
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