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Two photos of a black-footed cat, a wildcat whose natural range is southern Africa. An adult black-footed weight weighs about 1.5k g/3.3 lb, and they have a slightly juvenile-appearing face, by cat standards.
The first photo is captioned "black-footed cats have a 60% success rate when hunting - the highest of any cat, which gives them a claim to being the deadliest in the entire cat family.
The second photo is captioned, in Comic Sans, "i am a thweat"
The first photo is captioned "black-footed cats have a 60% success rate when hunting - the highest of any cat, which gives them a claim to being the deadliest in the entire cat family.
The second photo is captioned, in Comic Sans, "i am a thweat"
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jpoulos
I was just coming here to post this lol
crazy rudy all the way down
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jurassic park meme of two buds sitting first one points and says ‘HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY IS WORRIED THAT PEOPLE ARE FOCUSED ON THE PART OF HIS ART THAT HE'S INSECURE ABOUT.’ second panel is him saying ‘SEE. NOBODY CARES.’
An important reminder: 998 Good Bricks.
https://youtu.be/aBvWl43P6lA
https://youtu.be/aBvWl43P6lA
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source: https://kottke.org/25...
the perfect crime
and the other 90% will argue why one of them has a slightly larger slice.
Grand Old Pizza
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An altered bluesky DM inbox screencap. There are three messages. The first two from predictably botlike scantily clad ladies, Alice and Sandra. Their messages read
Hello my baby
&
Hello my honey
The third is from Michigan J Frog, his cartoon pfp as you'd imagine, tophat in hand. His message reads
Hello my ragtime gal.
Hello my baby
&
Hello my honey
The third is from Michigan J Frog, his cartoon pfp as you'd imagine, tophat in hand. His message reads
Hello my ragtime gal.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
The frog avatar seals it lol
The WB!
I feel an underdiscussed aspect of "One Froggy Evening" is that MJ Frog may be immortal
@jive_t this explains why he abides in Looney Tunes, and in the hearts of us all.
@jive_t a trickster god
@jive_t ++ haha: that was always my favorite part, just immortal, content and signing along in its little box!
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A screenshot of a video, with the thumbnail being blonde woman in a "Happy New Year" tiara holding a microphone to her mouth. It's captioned "Avril Lavigne singing Bite Me on The Dick / Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2022 Show".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"Showing this to my students while explaining the importance of placing song titles in quotation marks"
"Showing this to my students while explaining the importance of placing song titles in quotation marks"
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Window pane coated with frost, with several large frost crystals
My home office is on the north side of our old house, and when it’s cold enough the almost-sealed wood windows frost over a bit.
Looks very familiar https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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six outline sketches of chinese characters in a grid; strokes end with what look like stylized tassels
@joshmillard Top right is one of your homunculi, surely.
I love this beautiful, albeit impractical, set of scarves.
@otaman absolutely a weird little guy yeah
@gwint yes!
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Fat-tire mountain bike being ridden across bridge on snowy trail.
Had a friend visit over the weekend to do some winter mountain biking at one of my favorite local trail systems, Alum Creek in Columbus Ohio.
The fat bike certainly wasn’t necessary for the inch or so of snow, but it definitely made for a very different kind of experience than on my full-suspension Yeti. I did miss suspension a bit, but the big tires made up for that the on numerous frozen roots. Lap times weren’t impressive (roughly double my PR) with it being a bit slippery - but I accidentally ended up doing the two hours of base miles my training plan called for, and it certainly beats riding inside. Plus can’t pass up the rare chance to ride with a friend, and the opportunity to have a photo of me riding. I almost only ever ride solo.
We got six inches of snow overnight, so my plan at lunch today is to go ride somewhere in town on the Mukluk. I expect today will be much harder physically since I’ll likely be the first wherever I go, even if I just stick to the paved rail trail.
The fat bike certainly wasn’t necessary for the inch or so of snow, but it definitely made for a very different kind of experience than on my full-suspension Yeti. I did miss suspension a bit, but the big tires made up for that the on numerous frozen roots. Lap times weren’t impressive (roughly double my PR) with it being a bit slippery - but I accidentally ended up doing the two hours of base miles my training plan called for, and it certainly beats riding inside. Plus can’t pass up the rare chance to ride with a friend, and the opportunity to have a photo of me riding. I almost only ever ride solo.
We got six inches of snow overnight, so my plan at lunch today is to go ride somewhere in town on the Mukluk. I expect today will be much harder physically since I’ll likely be the first wherever I go, even if I just stick to the paved rail trail.
You’re inspiring!
@m3moellering Ha thanks! Though I certainly ride for fun more than anything else.
Yes!
Heck yeah fatties.
@cwhartman "...base miles my training plan..." If this is your "fun", cool.
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It took me most of my life to start figuring this out. It’s such a relief once you do.
These days I've decided I'm content looking for something to watch on Netflix.
@homerj I know right, looking for something to watch.
Not actually finding anything, just looking, looking, looking....
Not actually finding anything, just looking, looking, looking....
it me too, @MackReed
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Animated gif of a face spinning in confusion/thought.
Flagged for extremely fast moving gif. Been looking for this for a couple of days.
🤔 😵💫
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felix the cat on a window on his back with the speech bubble "I'm not lazy I just don't like making profits for capitalists"
Saaaaaaaaaaame.
I personally found this in a state job.
Catipultists.
i think i've found a job that appeases my dislike of capitalism while needing to participate in it.
been slowly working toward the "i need a better job" proclamation, and this really is my heart of hearts.
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An ice rink covered in curling stones with some people milling about.
Because I don't have enough to do, I joined the local curling club. I took their intro course on Thursday and played my first game tonight. It was a lot of fun and I'm more tired and sore than I expected I would be. Can't wait for the next one!
hell yeah, curling; if there were literally no effort or planning involved (or maybe just a little bit of each) I would totally do this.
I had a friend in college, in Central MA, who was from either Canada or very near the border on the US side who was a huge curling enthusiast and very much missed it, and was ALL OVER a SNES or N64 winter Olympics cartridge that included a curling event, and I always appreciated that.
I had a friend in college, in Central MA, who was from either Canada or very near the border on the US side who was a huge curling enthusiast and very much missed it, and was ALL OVER a SNES or N64 winter Olympics cartridge that included a curling event, and I always appreciated that.
Housework on ice.
Was legitimately looking up curling intro classes last night. Have a couple of friends that also seem interested and the local place finally got some afternoon availability which makes transit a bit more reasonable, so, perhaps giving it a go in February.
Here in Chicago we have a rooftop curling bar https://www.thegwenchicago.com/activiti... and a lakefront curling rink (with heated igloo) https://www.harrycarays.com/curling-...
@poorusher ++
@poorusher Heehee
There’s a shocking number of curling clubs in the US! We just found one in Portland OR last I was there, and I’ve been to the Seattle one multiple times.
What an amazing sport. And yeah, it’s a hell of a workout!
What an amazing sport. And yeah, it’s a hell of a workout!
Played in a rec league one winter up near the and absolutely loved it.
There are 2 clubs in town now and a brewery about 45min away has an outdoor sheet in the winter for use. I need to look into playing again
There are 2 clubs in town now and a brewery about 45min away has an outdoor sheet in the winter for use. I need to look into playing again
former curler, great sport. been meaning to check out the free outdoor curling options down in the Seaport area of Boston (Snowport).
In the 2002 Winter Olympics in SLC we were only able to get tickets to one event, and it was curling. It was a lot more entertaining than expected.
@enfa I joined the North End Curling Club! Basically a provisional member right now (teams were already formed so I can only sub) but everyone was very welcoming regardless.
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a floral patterned chair in the corner of a room. There is a hardwood floor with a braided rug. Behind the chair are some nice unassuming bookshelves and a doorway blocked by a curtain into the other room. There is a red checked blanket on the chair and a table next to it with reading glasses, a book and coffee on it.
My morning routine is coffee, brought to this chair, and then I read whatever my "morning book" is (morning books are usually non-fiction) which this week is something about the history of classification systems. It's about the only time of the day I really want to be in a sunny room.
I'm in love with that chair.
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There is a ridiculous amount of truth in this.
Ouch. Also: yes.
“If at first you don’t succeed, lower the bar until you did”
Asher Perlman is too close to the bone, a lot.
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Road sign: Now Selling Medical Marinara
source: https://bsky.app/
I mean, let's be honest, when is marinara not medicinal...?
@LocalStain it's certainly caused me a couple of nights in ER, until I found out my new basil allergy
give me putanesca or give me death
I've got a fever and the only cure…
Pass the gnocchi to the left hand side
My partner has been refining his marinara recipe, and yeah, I can see it.
@otaman double plus good
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Do people wear upper left?
@spingo yes, that’s a picture of me.
@spingo I aim for bottom left but my poofy hair tends to push it up to upper left over time and I have to adjust during the course of the day. That might also be me being a coder in the marketing industry and it just HAPPENS.
@MackReed Your ears are cold.
@brundlefly Hmm
I also cycle between bottom left and top left throughout the day.
Also, when did barista become socio-economically higher than construction worker?
Also, when did barista become socio-economically higher than construction worker?
@jtj I think a while back, even if that's not reflected in income. Baristas are viewed as fancier. Or hipster. Or whatever the hell.
Is there one for the vertical curve of the bill of a beer company snapback?
My dad wore his like top left and I made fun of him. Turns out he was cooler than me.
I'm more bottom left- my bald head and big ears deserve warmth.
I'm more bottom left- my bald head and big ears deserve warmth.
I never wear a beanie unless I'm cold, like super cold enough to do lower right, like everyone who might laugh at me will be dying from hypothermia, so who cares about them.
Now I will just point at them laughing and ask them which quadrant they are in instead of dragging them to shelter.
This image is a life changer.
Now I will just point at them laughing and ask them which quadrant they are in instead of dragging them to shelter.
This image is a life changer.
A surprisingly accurate chart. Bottom left carpenter checking in.
I'm bottom right, but then again it's cold in Norway.
@spingo yes, but …
Yes. Yes they are.
Yes. Yes they are.
Here in Brissie, we're all, Beanies? hahahaha
I'm bottom-right when it's -40 outside...
After I was issueda "watch cap" in the Navy 30 years ago, I've never worn one of these simply out of spite.
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Beautiful sunset coast. (On the Rocks in Kona, HI)
Kona is pretty magical.
@MackReed It is! I just really love how peaceful the islands are. It’s such a privilege to get to come visit here each year and unplug from normal life. 🥰
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a loose 3x3 arrangement of linocut carvings on my workbench, of various oddball "homunculus" figures
I've been carving the shit out of homunculi since late December; these are nine that I was pulling proper oil-based prints of tonight, before I got underway.
Lightly documented thread of the process and accompanying musical selections on masto: https://mastodon.social/@joshmil...
Lightly documented thread of the process and accompanying musical selections on masto: https://mastodon.social/@joshmil...
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Selfie showing off my hand-carved Polynesian style honu necklace made by https://makaunui.com/
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A tall, dark, greenish tower with a pointed roof and an arched belfry. Sitting in the belfry, where a bell would otherwise be, is a blurry dark shapeless figure with two glowing eyes and a white halo above its head. Protruding from the right side of the belfry is a rod with a small yellow sign hanging from it. The sign has the word "open" on it. In front of the tower, about half its height, is a small mustard-yellow booth, also with a pointed roof and a large arched window. Sitting in it like a ticket taker is a figure who looks a little like a monk: shaved head, greenish robes. There is a suggestion of trees in the background. A bright white sun sits in the top right of the yellow sky. Sitting on the roof of the larger tower is a dark bird. This painting is done primarily in shades of gold, brown, and dark green.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a lush jungle, almost the entire image is different tones of green. In the foreground two people are flying on top of giant insects, one on a giant butterfly and the other on a giant dragonfly. The insects are brightly colored.
Take me on board their butterfly ships
Show me the world as I'd love to see it
I'd tell me friends but they'd never believe me
Show me the world as I'd love to see it
I'd tell me friends but they'd never believe me
Cold but happy Monday!