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fake coyote stands in a curbed triangle on a plaza before a sign reading “FAKE COYOTE - GOOSE DETERRENT,” behind which two geese waddle back and forth.
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fake coyote stands in a curbed triangle on a plaza before a sign reading “FAKE COYOTE - GOOSE DETERRENT,” behind which two geese waddle back and forth.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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ardgedee pro an hour ago
Stupid humans think geese can't read.
shitleopard 5 minutes ago
I PLAYED DULCIMER FOR GOOSE DETERRENT, '93-'99 ASK ME ABOUT THE TOURBUS ON THE POWER VACUUM TOUR
nikkuneko

the annual running of the lumpy tortillas

square 2x2 image collage: unphotogenic flour tortillas 1) being rolled out, 2) cooked on a griddle, 3) piled in a kitchen towel and 4) sitting on a plate with black beans, red rice, roast squash, and tofu scramble.
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square 2x2 image collage: unphotogenic flour tortillas 1) being rolled out, 2) cooked on a griddle, 3) piled in a kitchen towel and 4) sitting on a plate with black beans, red rice, roast squash, and tofu scramble.
my fourth of july tradition in recent years is making tortillas, beans, and rice at home. i always try to do everything by hand the way my grandma would do; it's a time suck but well worth it.

not the best or best-looking this year, but comfort food nonetheless. this time around i threw in roasted summer squash, peppers, and zucchini, as well as some leftover tofu scramble.
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rogrtheshrubber pro an hour ago
Grandma would be proud. I can say this because I am a bona fide grandpa.
Xedrik 57 minutes ago
I think they look fantastic!
MackReed

henry rollins and his record collection

a trim, older, barefoot man stands on a short stepladder filing an LP into an immense wall of albums
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a trim, older, barefoot man stands on a short stepladder filing an LP into an immense wall of albums
Hero of mine.

His show is here, and it’s a reliably tasty cornucopia of sound: https://www.kcrw.com/shows...

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rogrtheshrubber pro 58 minutes ago
Wow, Rob Gordon. THE Rob Gordon.
shitleopard 3 minutes ago
WHATEVER YOUR OPINION OF HR, +100 FOR HIS KCRW SHOW
Argie

ISSUE # 371

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https://www.theredhandfiles.com/

The Red Hand Files both entertains me and vexes me, well mostly Nick vexes me (of late - but we're working through it), but sometimes there's a few gems in there 😁
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3rdparty pro 3 hours ago
you leave Warren Ellis out of this! https://eastwoodguitars.com/collecti...
patrickneville

luna’s luna moth

child looking at a moth about to fly away from hatching
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child looking at a moth about to fly away from hatching
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m3moellering Yesterday
That’s just so lovely.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
My six year old, Orchid, says Luna's moth is "SO BIG" and "PRETTY". Please let Luna know.
ian_crowther

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

A meme with the top text BORN TO PICK FONTS FROM THE FONT MENU and the bottom text CURSED TO LEAD USERFLOW WHITEBOARDING WORKSHOPS
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A meme with the top text BORN TO PICK FONTS FROM THE FONT MENU and the bottom text CURSED TO LEAD USERFLOW WHITEBOARDING WORKSHOPS
Nostalgia for when I was 8 and graphic design consisted solely of "this font looks cool"
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ufez pro 18 hours ago
I still miss WordPerfect
thelonius 17 hours ago
when computers were fun
jeffehobbs 16 hours ago
It's legitimately funny that Apple chose the name "San Francisco" as their modern system font.
jpoulos pro 14 hours ago
I was a Toronto guy.
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
https://youtu.be/jVhlJNJopOQ
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misslivie

For your consideration

"Oh no! Another hideous generative AI flyer. Looks like they:
-Don't care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-Devalue human artists and creativity
-Are fine with theft
-Lined a billionaire's pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-Wanted everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
How Embarrassing"
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"Oh no! Another hideous generative AI flyer. Looks like they:
-Don't care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-Devalue human artists and creativity
-Are fine with theft
-Lined a billionaire's pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-Wanted everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
How Embarrassing"
Lucy Knisley doing the work for us. Link for it formatted for sticker printing: http://www.lucyknisley.com/oh-no-st...
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dad

Snuggles

Four-panel comic of an angry girl in a skirt and bow, shouting in frustration. She complains about transitioning from an upbeat song to a sad story about a dog.
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Four-panel comic of an angry girl in a skirt and bow, shouting in frustration. She complains about transitioning from an upbeat song to a sad story about a dog.
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jer pro 18 hours ago
I ❤️ Casey outtakes
foist pro 17 hours ago
Kids, and pets, and everyone.
ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
Is this Loss?
Fantastik 11 hours ago
...and what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see?!?
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m3moellering

Went berry picking this morning.

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Every year during the early summer, my youngest and I went berry picking. We have driven into the surrounding counties, we have picked in the rain (including this morning). And we have our cleanup and storage down to an art.
Sadly, we were incapable of picking strawberries this season. My daughter had a life altering surgery and I had walking pneumonia just before and during the season opened here. While she’s still not back at work, her fiancée joined us this year in picking blueberries. It was just lovely.
It was a light rain, 20C and no bugs. We picked a little over a peck (~10 L) and delighted in hearing all of the wee ones there make exclamations regarding the size and sweetness of the berries that they were alternately picking for the basket and eating.
And, yes, I was one of those who purchased this shirt from a member of this fine collection of electronic contributors.
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Argie pro 2 hours ago
Around these parts we call that hand movement the "Hopoate finger"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
During a 2001 game with the North Queensland Cowboys, Hopoate inserted fingers in three players' buttocks and anuses. The first incident occurred during the seventh minute of play. The matter was referred to the rugby league judiciary on 28 March. Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for what one commissioner described as "disgusting, violent, offensive behaviour".

Hopoate claimed, in front of the panel of judges, that he was just trying to give all three players a wedgie with his fingers, denying he had done anything wrong and that he was "a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there"
m3moellering 2 hours ago
@Argie Bwahahahahaaaa!!! How MANY fingers?
otaman

Cobalt

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Cobalt
Yvonne McKague Housser
1931
via https://bsky.app/profile...

Mentioned in this curatorial talk by Dr. Catharine M. Mastin, "Picturesque Ruins: Cobalt’s Modern Artists, 1900-1940"
https://youtu.be/upOLGOsu...
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MackReed pro 12 hours ago
I once covered the little hamlet of Cobalt, CT for the Hartford Courant. Nothing happened there, and the pay sucked.
jessamyn

what is this product?

A sign in the window of an auto parts store that clearly had more to it before the sun faded it. Now all it says is "When it has to work" and then a big white space and then "Trans-tune Motor treatment deep creep"
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A sign in the window of an auto parts store that clearly had more to it before the sun faded it. Now all it says is "When it has to work" and then a big white space and then "Trans-tune Motor treatment deep creep"
Seen in the window of an auto parts store today. I guess they are products made by this company.

https://seafoamworks.com/
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0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Seafoam is something you put into your gasoline if all else has failed to pep up your elderly auto, after tuneup. I did this once to my van, long ago, the mechanic put it in but didn't recommend it as a regular practice. I had been missing the siphon break hoses off the top of my van's gastank, long enough for splashvwater and whatever else to infiltrate the gas tank.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Playing sousaphone right now for Deep Creep
rogrtheshrubber pro 56 minutes ago
WHAT THE HELL AM I
DOING HERE? I DON'T
BELONG HERE
scruss pro 13 minutes ago
I'm guessing the Seafoam logo was printed using a fugitive pigment that faded away to invisibility
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joffaboy

Pam the Bird graf artist strikes again

A selfie from the top of one of the towers of Melbourne's Bolte Bridge
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A selfie from the top of one of the towers of Melbourne's Bolte Bridge
A selfie from the top of one of the towers of Melbourne's Bolte Bridge.
See more:
https://www.abc.net.au/news...
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nikkuneko

monday PTO vibes

horizontal diptych, featuring two images of the ground. on the left, a discarded baby doll, face down in the grass as if it has passed out. on the right, a large rock in a yard that has been painted in vibrant blues and aqua green, depicting ducks floating in a pond, with the text “ducks and snakes” along the bottom edge
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horizontal diptych, featuring two images of the ground. on the left, a discarded baby doll, face down in the grass as if it has passed out. on the right, a large rock in a yard that has been painted in vibrant blues and aqua green, depicting ducks floating in a pond, with the text “ducks and snakes” along the bottom edge
my standup for the extra long holiday weekend, padded with PTO on both sides.

hot damn, i love the “ducks and snakes” stone, which is just down the block from my neighborhood coffee shop.

this afternoon i’m simmering some arroz rojo, roasting down some summer squash, and putting on some records.
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wjcstp pro 21 hours ago
that sounds like a delightful day off
MackReed

dudes

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zork

Hornet Lookout, NW Montana

Hornet for lookout, a square log cabin with a cupola up top back when this was used to spit forest fires. There's a few small trees in the foreground and then a wonderfully blue sky with wispy clouds throughout.
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Hornet for lookout, a square log cabin with a cupola up top back when this was used to spit forest fires. There's a few small trees in the foreground and then a wonderfully blue sky with wispy clouds throughout.
I had a busy 4th of 5 weekend. Started with calling at Apgar at Lake McDonald in Glacier. Then up to Polebridge and backpacking trip up to Quartz Lake. Beautiful, quiet campsite and managed to catch the northern lights around midnight. Saturday, I took a different way back to the trailhead, and holy wow, that was a bad idea. So many downed trees to climb up, over, around, all of the above. Oh, and I managed to drop my phone navigating over of the downed trees, but which one? Took me about an hour, but finally found it. I was pretty well exhausted by the end. But wait, there's more! Finally capped Saturday by hiking up to this little gem in a mountain top. I've of my favorite spots, and I've been lucky to grab a reservation most years.
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MackReed

how to

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me3dia pro 19 hours ago
Most French people learn English in school these days, at least in the major population centers. However, it's polite to try to speak French first, then ask if they can speak English instead.
thelonius 17 hours ago
What happens if I just walk around saying "écoutez et répétez"?
1f2frfbf pro 17 hours ago
Honestly, I hate to be 'that guy' but I'd be okay if every civilization adopted these norms.
dad 12 hours ago
Most of these look like good general purpose guidelines anywhere.
UhhhClem pro 12 hours ago
Every person I spoke to in Paris (in 2023) heard my French and immediately switched to English. I think it was more for their sake than mine.
grantbarrett pro 10 hours ago
Most of these are overstated junk. Basically worthless.
ellieBOA 5 hours ago
I’m fluent in French but have some of a British accent and people switch to English all the time. It’s getting easier to be vegan in Paris but elsewhere it can be hard to even be vegetarian.
thelonius 4 hours ago
My mother got pickpocketed in Paris, and the cops asked if she was from Quebec - they could tell there was something a little off about her French accent, but the idea that an American could speak French like that was not on their screen.
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snarkout

Good Vibes

Poster advertising Mexico vs. England in the style of an Aztec codex; a coterie of Mexico players holding down an England player and ripping out his heart. "July 5th / Gameday specials / Cold drinks / Good vibes / Watch the game love on the patio from 12pm / 2614 W Cary, Richmand, Va"
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Poster advertising Mexico vs. England in the style of an Aztec codex; a coterie of Mexico players holding down an England player and ripping out his heart. "July 5th / Gameday specials / Cold drinks / Good vibes / Watch the game love on the patio from 12pm / 2614 W Cary, Richmand, Va"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night."
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danelectro pro Yesterday
the conquest of new england
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That was one helluva match!
me3dia

Action Park

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clip of a commercial for Action Park in Vernon, New Jersey. People on sleds of some sort come flying over a jump and land mostly off screen after getting several feet of air
If you have not seen the documentary "Class Action Park," it's worth seeking out.
https://classactionpark.com/

source: https://www.tumblr.com/tvneon...
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LocalStain pro Yesterday
Seen the documentary.... I left skin on the Alpine Slide and slipped a disc on the Cannonball Slide.
heyitsal pro 22 hours ago
Been there as a kid. The documentary is dead on. Total mayhem.
y95 15 hours ago
If you have not heard the album "At Action Park," it's worth seeking out.
cwhartman

Mac Reunion

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A friend of mine reached out to see if I wanted my old computer(s) back. The answer was, of course, yes.

This particular Blue & White G3 was my first real Mac, bought barely used right after the first G4 came out. I think I traded this, a camera, and probably some cash to him for a Colnago cyclocross bike a few years later, when I got a new computer. This machine started life as a G3/300 (I think I eventually bought a G4 upgrade), which means it has a slow and limited IDE controller.

The 8500/150 is one of the many old Macs I somehow ended up with back in the day. Some came from various jobs (cleaning out the storage closet), people gave them to me, a few came from the Ohio University surplus auction (bundled a bunch of beige Macs as a lot, end up with many because I needed the one good one or a few nice keyboards). I usually found things to do with them, back when Macs didn't multitask all that well - I think this particular machine ran router software, and might have been my web server for a little while. Usually I combined the best of the working parts from the various machines and sold them cheap/gave them to people who could use them. I think I gave this computer to the same friend when I gave him my old SCSI scanner, since the G3 didn't have a SCSI port.

No idea what I'm going to do with these, assuming either of them still works. The G3 has the nostalgia factor and has always been one of my favorite Apple case designs (aesthetically and functionally), so it might end up on display if I ever get an office with shelves. I have a pair of work-given dual 450 G4s in the basement, which will do all the retro computer stuff this world do - but better. The 8500 is kind of rough, though I very well might have the missing trim and optical drive in my old computer parts bin. I don't have any beige-era desktop PowerMacs (only a few laptops), so there might be some value in having all the legacy ports for...something.

What does have actual value for me are the keyboards. The G3 has an ADB port, so I used an Apple Extended II with it since the included clear keyboard (and hockey puck mouse) sucked. Those keyboards slash felt great to me, so I still use an AEK II with a USB dongle. My current one is starting to show the 15-20 years of daily use (period key double taps sometimes, dead caps lock, other glitches). Hopefully this one is better once I clean it up. The Apple Design isn't mechanical and isn't as good otherwise, but should be a solid choice to have on hand for various retro computer needs.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
I had one of those G3 towers, maybe also upgrade to a G4 chip, i can't remember. Trading toward a Colnago cyclocross bike was a good deal, cool bike.
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
i have a big soft spot for those G3 towers too. IIRC they had a handful of these (upgraded) running 10.2 or 10.3 in the digital production lab in college, which was my reintroduction to the apple ecosystem.
Mr_Uakaris 21 hours ago
Very reminiscent of the "Mac Museum" my wife wants me to remove from the basement.
cwhartman pro 20 hours ago
@Mr_Uakaris I hear that - there are way more machines downstairs! At one point I decided I was only keeping laptops (since they take up less space), except the Mac II and SE...but I couldn't say no to G4 towers, and my old Mac Pro is in the mix.
1f2frfbf pro 16 hours ago
A Mac museum, you say!
https://mltshp.com/p/1PIK9
patd 15 hours ago
What I did with my (non functional) G4 tower: https://mltshp.com/p/1L0WN
cwhartman pro 3 hours ago
@1f2frfbf Looks good!

@patd That's a great idea if the G3 ends up being dead.
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artwells

Into the Fridge at Chez Wells

Ribs covered in yellow dust
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Ribs covered in yellow dust
Two baby back and one St Louis rack, trimmed and rubbed with a honey mustard mix I bought.

Tomorrow about this time, I'll start the cooking process
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KMAlexander pro 15 hours ago
(Adding this to BBQ.)
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Ooooo.
artwells

On the Stove at Chez Wells

Fat in a pan
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Fat in a pan
Beef. Pork, and poultry fat bits I've saved up. Rendering them to be used in ramen, cook eggs, maybe some baking.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
This is so odd. Since I now have a small jar of refrying olive oil, with lard on top. But, after looking at it for a coupla days, no, I am tossing it. I use EVOO to keep me alive, skim and toss excess animal fats. The cholesterol monster is strong in this one.
semillama

2026 Columbus Doo-Dah Parade

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octaneTom pro 20 hours ago
I like the cut of their jib
roonie pro 14 hours ago
As a foreigner, I need help, please.
In so many ways but let's move on.
TSA. Is that Transportation Security Administration?
And why should TSA fear a salad dressing?
Any assistance would be greatly appreciated.
roonie pro 14 hours ago
Nice photos.
UhhhClem pro 12 hours ago
@roonie As an American, a) yes, b) I don’t have the first idea.
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MackReed

🌟

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gwint

Echinacea on its way

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My garden is mostly a weedy jungle this year, but nice to see a few of these guys showing up.
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mare pro Yesterday
Look at that fibonacci fibonaccing!
scruss

Leo holds in a hit

Pope Leo, in red robes, is surrounded by incense smoke. His eyes are averted and his mouth is closed, almost as if he were holding in a bong hit
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Pope Leo, in red robes, is surrounded by incense smoke. His eyes are averted and his mouth is closed, almost as if he were holding in a bong hit
this is your brain on incense.

source: https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...
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dad Yesterday
No stems no seeds that you don't need
scruss pro Yesterday
@dad Jesus hits like the atom bomb
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
What a bogart
joshmillard pro Yesterday
Heaven is full of clouds
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idogcow

 

An illustration of the dedication of the statue of liberty, using Muppets from Sesame Street. Bert is the statue and Grover (as Grover Cleveland) watches from ashore
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An illustration of the dedication of the statue of liberty, using Muppets from Sesame Street. Bert is the statue and Grover (as Grover Cleveland) watches from ashore
all 12 months plus the dates here: www.toughpigs.com/calendar...

(99% sure we had this growing up, hope it's somewhere still at my parents' house0
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artwells

get in loser, we're going to a future that will never exist

vintage photo of men standing by a futuristic far
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vintage photo of men standing by a futuristic far
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rogrtheshrubber pro 17 hours ago
https://www.carrozzieri-italiani.com/listing...
Xedrik 16 hours ago
I really wanted a Suzuki X90 back in the day.
jordanbrock pro 13 hours ago
*slaps roof*

I can fit so many Logan's Run extras into this baby
artwells

planning session

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chef looking at a knife
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otaman pro 22 hours ago
While you were partying, I studied the blade
artwells pro 11 hours ago
@otaman I wish I had thought of that
Argie pro 2 hours ago
The video this is from is perfection

"Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
https://youtu.be/net7t1Hj...
jpoulos

"Good Vibes"

A poster advertising a Mexican restaurant in Richmond VA featuring gameday specials, cold drinks, good vibes in advance of a World Cup game. The headline is Mexico vs England and it features an image of people in Mexico soccer jerseys ritually sacrificing someone in an England jersey.
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A poster advertising a Mexican restaurant in Richmond VA featuring gameday specials, cold drinks, good vibes in advance of a World Cup game. The headline is Mexico vs England and it features an image of people in Mexico soccer jerseys ritually sacrificing someone in an England jersey.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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scruss pro 2 days ago
Well, I gotta support someone now that Scotland and Canada is out, so Go Team Anybody Playing Against England
poorusher 2 days ago
^^^
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
As the Scots say about every England opponent, "Those Mexicans are a fine bunch of lads."
dogwelder

These days, a winning platform

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MackReed pro 23 hours ago
Sadly, Bizzarro President would be improvement.
m3moellering 23 hours ago
@MackReed +++

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