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NOT MY TEMPO

A meme combining JK Simmons’ character Fletcher from the movie Whiplash - a demanding, uncompromising music teacher - with the drummer from Angine de Poitrine.
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A meme combining JK Simmons’ character Fletcher from the movie Whiplash - a demanding, uncompromising music teacher - with the drummer from Angine de Poitrine.
Source: chino murena (badendaev) on Threads:
https://www.threads.com/@badenda...
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
OMFG
dogwelder

The Treachery of Tools

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/?page=3
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
Tank Toman: HAMMER!!
tonyb pro 18 hours ago
ceci n'est pas un drill
me3dia pro 17 hours ago
rare photo of the Predator
otaman pro 16 hours ago
I just want to hammer the point home ...
dogwelder pro 15 hours ago
@me3dia+++
BennyTheIcepick pro 14 hours ago
Title
tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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joffaboy

Yes to this King

Stephen King in a red t shirt 'Waiting for the big beautiful obituary '
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Stephen King in a red t shirt 'Waiting for the big beautiful obituary '
https://www.threads.com/@elk...
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3rdparty pro 19 hours ago
shirt is ai/shopped but I’m not mad
Davezilla pro 13 hours ago
No this king who turned out to be a SA apologist recently.
0y3ahSansAcut3

...It's How You Play The Game...

Philippines’ Alexandra Eala returns a very low volley, to Poland’s Iga Swiatek during their third round match at Wimbledon, with a smile.
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Philippines’ Alexandra Eala returns a very low volley, to Poland’s Iga Swiatek during their third round match at Wimbledon, with a smile.
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Philippines’ Alexandra Eala returns to Poland’s Iga Swiatek during their third round match at Wimbledon.
#photography #HenryNicholls AFP Getty
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MackReed

me_irl

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Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
Hard same.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
And yet, you wear pants.
ang

tacofredag

A plank of wood with 5 tacos on it. The taco shells are formed into small trays filled with meat, lettuce, pickled onion, tomato and cilantro.
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A plank of wood with 5 tacos on it. The taco shells are formed into small trays filled with meat, lettuce, pickled onion, tomato and cilantro.
"But there is room for creativity. Over time, Norwegians have adapted the taco to local tastes and ingredients. In the hunter-led northern reaches, reindeer and moose can appear in place of beef, while smoked salmon, shrimp and other fish versions crop up along the coast."

https://www.bbc.com/travel...

I am 100% in for Norwegian tacos.

Bonus: You know this isn't a niche anymore when your national statistics office has an official taco ingredients price index to track inflation: https://www.ssb.no/priser-o...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 10 hours ago
That looks like pickled red onions. Dang!
artwells

we noticed your vibe from across time and space

vintage photo of couple in shiny close in a round bed lined with shelves of AV equipment
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vintage photo of couple in shiny close in a round bed lined with shelves of AV equipment
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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
We-R-Hungry. R-U-Noon-Meal?
LocalStain

🤣

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I've been on the internet a long time and I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen this.
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cottenwess 23 hours ago
i would get this on a t-shirt.
3rdparty pro 19 hours ago
It’s in the archives here somewhere
samh pro 17 hours ago
#tweetrot
cottenwess

checkmate

trump playing checkers and the ayatollah playing chess.
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trump playing checkers and the ayatollah playing chess.
Canadian illustrator Bruce McKinnon
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m3moellering

Off grid for a while.

Lake Eaton, Adirondacks, New York, USA
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Lake Eaton, Adirondacks, New York, USA
9 hours ago
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ufez pro 9 hours ago
Hell yeah. Enjoy!
kokogiak 9 hours ago
Ahhhh... I can hear the quiet
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Criss cross water! Lovely!
octaneTom

Become ungovernable

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dogwelder pro 9 hours ago
That sign is inaccurate.
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
@dogwelder Right? Not seeing near enough no-hand mudprints.
Where are the butts and feet’s and faces?
snowbow

 

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From the museum yesterday. I was definitely a lil intimidated standing in front of this cat, such a presence!
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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
Cool selfie!
tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
LOON DRESS
tamrow pro 11 hours ago
Spirit animal
snarkout

"Public media should not lie."

A TV in a living room with a message in Hungarian on the screen
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A TV in a living room with a message in Hungarian on the screen
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Hungarian public media outlets close to Viktor Orbán have suspended broadcasting, the country’s prime minister said as he hailed efforts to dismantle the longtime nationalist leader’s control over information."

The message on the TV reads, "Public media should not lie. We are sorry for doing it for so long. Public media now will be reformed so it will be independent and trustworthy. Our news program is currently suspended. Stay tuned!"
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tweedlydo pro 20 hours ago
jebus.
0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
They loved big butts...
cottenwess 16 hours ago
if we ever have public media outlets again..
joffaboy

Double Lambretta, 1953

B&W photo of 1950s family, with man seated at a motor scooter with 2 front wheels
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B&W photo of 1950s family, with man seated at a motor scooter with 2 front wheels
https://www.tumblr.com/thevault...
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poorusher 21 hours ago
Lol my other car is a bikes!
dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two Lambrettas at the same time, man.
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
(slaps fender) just think how many mirrors you could mount on this baby!
travis pro 6 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
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dphiffer

 

Black-and-white print: a data center (a large, flat, white warehouse) burning and billowing thick smoke, set in a desert landscape. The sky and ground are depicted using long, fine hatching lines.
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Black-and-white print: a data center (a large, flat, white warehouse) burning and billowing thick smoke, set in a desert landscape. The sky and ground are depicted using long, fine hatching lines.
source: https://piaille.fr/@vilain...
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mattbucher

The babe has spoken

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roonie pro 12 hours ago
Edwardian babies did not tolerate stuttering.
snowbow

 

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Went to a biodiversity museum yesterday and checked out a bunch of specimens. It was great. These eggs were such pretty colours and so delicate looking.

It felt really inspiring. I used to draw exclusively insects and collect them too. Kind of want to draw some of the creatures I saw yesterday.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 14 hours ago
As I was getting into birdwatching, a colleague of mine gave me this incredible book on bird eggs from around the world. You might appreciate it.
https://press.uchicago.edu/ucp...
y95

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

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https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
This photo immediately made me nostalgic for state parks in the northern Appalachians in a way that scenic photos usually don't. Guess I'm not that outdoorsy of a person.
scruss pro 19 hours ago
The WPA built millions of less impressive but very necessary outhouses across the southern USA. They are hilariously under-documented because it was seen as rude and embarrassing to take pictures of shitters.
csilverman

mount

A rocky mountain peak under a gray sky. Hovering directly above the peak, fixed in a beam of white light, is a 3.5 inch floppy disk with a white red-striped label. If you grew up in the 90s, you probably still have at least one of these somewhere. Slightly farther down, approaching the hovering disk, are several people wearing robes. One of them is holding a staff. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A rocky mountain peak under a gray sky. Hovering directly above the peak, fixed in a beam of white light, is a 3.5 inch floppy disk with a white red-striped label. If you grew up in the 90s, you probably still have at least one of these somewhere. Slightly farther down, approaching the hovering disk, are several people wearing robes. One of them is holding a staff. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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BennyTheIcepick pro 22 hours ago
“It belongs in a MUSEUM!”
—Indy Jones as he starts shooting the robed figures
ang pro 20 hours ago
[as the Nazis are opening the protective metal shutter] Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
no, YOU throw me the floppy and i’ll throw you the whip!
otaman pro 16 hours ago
10_Commandments_v23_rev_Final_FINAL.txt
tonyb pro 14 hours ago
I'm also quite a fan of Fat Boy Slim's 1996 album BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY! :D
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artwells

New gnome house

A white red and brown house inser into a tree, with gnome and horse
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A white red and brown house inser into a tree, with gnome and horse
Decided to print another structure for the gnome habitat
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LocalStain

75 Hacks Chefs Actually Use

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3rdparty pro 19 hours ago
This video features professional chefs sharing 75 practical kitchen hacks and techniques designed to improve efficiency, consistency, and food quality for both professional kitchens and home cooks. The hacks cover a wide range of tasks, from basic prep to advanced sauce techniques.

Key Highlights:

Food Prep & Handling:
• Handling Sticky Ingredients: Dip hands in water to handle mince or dough without sticking (0:29).
• Garlic: Soak bulbs in hot water for 25 minutes to make them easier to peel (3:18) or blend minced garlic with oil and lemon juice for easy storage (8:16).
• Ginger: Freeze ginger to grate it easily without getting fibrous strands stuck in the grater (3:46).
• Vegetable Prep: Use a vegetable peeler over a container for better stability (9:37) and cut peppers by removing the top, bottom, and inner membrane to flatten them out (6:26).

Meat & Fish:
• Steak: Use fine salt to create a superior crust compared to flaky salt (0:42) and always rest meat in butter paper to prevent overheating (14:36).
• Fish: Dry fish skin in the fridge for 6 hours before cooking for ultimate crispiness (19:39) and use a thin layer of mayonnaise on the skin side to prevent sticking (7:18).
• Lamb: Use string to clean lamb rack bones efficiently (12:15).
Sauces & Emulsions:
• Mayonnaise: Use a stick blender and add all oil at once for a quick, silky result (6:44). If it splits, whisk it into a new egg yolk to re-emulsify (11:36).
• Béchamel: Use warm milk to prevent lumps (5:35).
• Finishing: Always finish sauces with acid, like vinegar, to balance richness (15:03).

Advanced Techniques:
• Eggs: Poach eggs by sieving the thin albumen first for a perfect shape (7:42) and bake fried eggs in trays for high-volume service (1:44).
• Pickling: Use the microwave to soften cucumbers for instant pickling (4:23).
• Cartouche: Create a perfect parchment paper lid (cartouche) to protect sauces while allowing moisture to escape (33:05).
me3dia pro 19 hours ago
Some really good tips in there. Definitely using the mayo on fish skin hack next time I cook.
jer pro 15 hours ago
I was a little pleased with myself that I already did many of these but the one I most want to try is the dilute vinegar rinse for berries.
1f2frfbf pro 14 hours ago
Only learned the frozen ginger trick recently: gamechanger.

Ben's bonus hack: microwave potatoes in-jacket for two minutes before baking. They cook in half the time with better consistency. Like salt baked, without the rock salt.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
We have frozen our ginger since forever, to extend ginger's life rather than ease of use.
I have always wondered if i was grating just ginger water crystals, rather than ginger pulp, and how much to use.
Turns out I'm overthinking! yay!
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
@1f2frfbf I not only freeze ginger, I freeze garlic cloves too.

Usually you don't wanna freeze vegetables because the water crystallizes and bursts the cell walls. For garlic you *want* those cell walls burst, that's where the flavor is. It's like smashing the garlic before mincing but saves you a step. Got that idea from my mother-in-law.

Also makes grating garlic much easier/less messy/less stinky.
scruss pro 9 hours ago
@1f2frfbf re baked potatoes: after microwaving, add a very light coating of olive oil and a dusting of ground rosemary. Next level spuds
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MackReed

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a heavyset, apparently Latino man in cobalt blue t-shirt with a goofy smile stands hugging his elbows and scrunching his neck into his shoulders as if he’s chilly in front of a supermarket freezer labeled “FROZEN HISPANIC”
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a heavyset, apparently Latino man in cobalt blue t-shirt with a goofy smile stands hugging his elbows and scrunching his neck into his shoulders as if he’s chilly in front of a supermarket freezer labeled “FROZEN HISPANIC”
this whole set tho: https://www.tumblr.com/gingerha...
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
the song of my people
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
¡Hace frio!
roonie pro Yesterday
Warning: ice.
joffaboy

... so it goes

Newspaper front page with bikini babe, headline 'By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard'
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Newspaper front page with bikini babe, headline 'By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard'
https://www.tumblr.com/thevault...
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dreyfusslugado 21 hours ago
This explains SO MUCH!!!
ang pro 21 hours ago
Complaining about millennials since 1968.
kplawver pro 20 hours ago
AAAB
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
Prescient.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
You tell 'em, Maria.
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poorusher

Akihiko Okamura

Women crossing through British Army barricade, Northern Ireland, c. 1969
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Women crossing through British Army barricade, Northern Ireland, c. 1969
source: https://akihiko-okamura.ie

"From the late 1960s to the early 1980s, renowned Japanese war photographer Akihiko Okamura (1929-1985) created a remarkable, compelling and largely unseen body of work in Ireland, north and south. After covering the Vietnam War, Okamura went to Ireland in 1968 and soon after, in 1969, he decided to move to Ireland with his family. From then on, he continually photographed the Troubles in the North and his life with his family in the South, until he suddenly passed away, in 1985."
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williwaw pro 2 days ago
Wow.

This is an incredible photo.

So I've always found Irish history super fascinating and have read quite a few books about it; of course the Troubles loom large as part of it. (I particularly liked "The Troubles" by Tim Pat Coogan if one is looking.)

Now - I read hundreds of books a year (no kids + no T.V. for the win!) so for books to lodge in my head they have to be pretty special. But there are certain books that I can't get *out* of my head and I brood over them for *years* after reading them; such books I refer to as "books that changed my DNA". There aren't that many.

ANYWAY maybe 5-6 years ago I read "Say Nothing" by Patrick Raden Keefe, which on the surface (and also underneath - it's a masterful bit of storytelling architeciture) was about the murder of Jean McConville in 1972, weaving in the story of a few notorious Troubles era folks like Gerry Adams and particularly the Price sisters, who are most well-known for going on a hunger strike in prison. But really, it's about the most holistic coverage of the entire Troubles era I've ever read, and it's also about *Ireland*. (It also engages the reader with the problems of how to document certain kinds of history.) Just fantastic stuff.

And it just knocked my fucking socks off while also slapping me in the face. I would have read it in a day if I hadn't had to keep stopping and go take a walk so I could thinking about what I just read. I immediately re-read it and have several times since. And still, though it's been years, I regularly think about it - it was truly a book that changed my DNA. Tldr: read it!

*Cough* circling back, a huge part of the book - and one of the themes and he framed it that I've been unable to stop thinking about ever since concerns how protest and then radicalization happens, and especially how it happened in Ireland. It asks some very huge questions about violence - how it's framed & narrated; particularly the morality of (including *forgetting*!); and the spaces in which both condemnation and condoning occur and circle around each other. Which might not seem like new subjects but he definitely makes the reader ask questions of themselves in very interesting ways. (All of this very much hit home in the wake and then re-election of The Shithead.) And from that viewpoint this photo is *everything*. It's about half the book in one image. Incredible.
williwaw pro 2 days ago
^Uh, sorry that's so long, I'm very tired
ellieBOA 2 days ago
Williwaw, London Falling is on my TBR list, and I’ve been meaning to read Say Nothing for ages.
poorusher Yesterday
Thank you both, I am always keen for a recommendation, I shall add to my list.

Also I went to Derry last year and it really made an impression on me. Could easily live there if things were a bit different.
snarkout pro Yesterday
@williwaw Let me also recommend Keefe's "The Snakehead" (about human trafficking from China) and the absolutely rage-inducing "Empire of Pain" (about the Sacklers and the opiod crisis).
mkerbaj pro Yesterday
@williwaw did you see the 8 part mini series about the Jean McConville killing? It was fascinating.
williwaw pro Yesterday
@mkerbaj no, hadn't even heard of it, don't watch much t.v. . . . but I just looked it up and it's based on the book!! So if you liked it you'd like the book! Hooray for books!

@snarkout already read em! :) both filed under "incredible books I'm emotionally incapable of reading again"

(Rage inducing is right - I started Empire of Pain and then saved it until wood chopping time, which probably prevented me from punching a wall or something similarly awful.)
snarkout pro Yesterday
@williwaw At least those people remain disgustingly rich. Proof that America works!
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me3dia

NO MUSELE SHIRTS

photo of a sign outside an unknown establishment that reads:
NO WEAPONS ALLOWED
NO WEED
NO SAGGING PAINTS
NO MUSELE SHIRTS
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photo of a sign outside an unknown establishment that reads:
NO WEAPONS ALLOWED
NO WEED
NO SAGGING PAINTS
NO MUSELE SHIRTS
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jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
Took me a full minute
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
No Müsli hooligans
tonyb pro 14 hours ago
The Museles from Bruseles
idogcow 13 hours ago
Room for a few moore rueles, just in case
tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
my beautiful paints!
roonie pro 12 hours ago
no gunts
no peed
no panting
no muesli
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gotafli

cuz i'm ez

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jessamyn

public library pollinator garden

some very tall bee balm and other plants  in a small garden with a sign saying "All pollinators welcome here" with a butterfly on it. It's a bright sunny day
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some very tall bee balm and other plants in a small garden with a sign saying "All pollinators welcome here" with a butterfly on it. It's a bright sunny day
Getting back on my "try to visit all of Vermont's public libraries" project (despite someone already doing a speedrun of it on Instagram this past year). Library 66 was in Corinth Vermont, was my "local" when I first moved to Vermont and is now in the far side of my county from where I live. Too nearly an hour to get here. The brand new library director went to the same library school as me, in Seattle.

@misslivie and @trey May try coming to yours next week.
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misslivie Yesterday
we're like a mile away. come say hi!
artwells

logging in

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the word "asshole" repeated on a vintage screen
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
10 PRINT "ASSHOLE "
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
'Cause I'm an assholeeeyoooleeeoooleeoleooo
pk pro Yesterday
Voice-to-text technology is amazing
MackReed pro Yesterday
20 GO TO 10
MackReed pro Yesterday
99 END
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Me talking to the idiot coding agent...
catbird Yesterday
IN FACT, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED! (ASSHOLE!)
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MackReed

well there’s your problem

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0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
Way too many balls in the air.
dad 19 hours ago
Commence the jigglin'!
spoetz 18 hours ago
In contrast to Berkelium, with its laid-back hippy / social protest / gourmet food vibe
ang pro 17 hours ago
How Bohr-ing.
cottenwess 16 hours ago
this seems like a highly unstable element, likely to have a short half-life. what does it become? canadium? south americium?
jer pro an hour ago
@cottenwess According to right wing physicists it rapidly decays into mexicanium.
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wmo

Spokane

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williwaw pro Yesterday
scablands my beloved
kokogiak Yesterday
My old stomping grounds - I used to bus from downtown Spokane to EWU in Cheney, through lands such as these.

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