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Black bicycle helmet with dents and scrapes.
Went mountain biking on my lunch break yesterday, as I often do, here in town. Trails aren't too crazy - lots of roots, some steep climbs, some loose surfaces - but overall pretty mild. I was just there Monday for my weekly group ride, and ride the place often enough I know it well. Good ride overall, with a PR on the first/biggest climb, and at a quick enough pace to add some extra distance.
Then as I was wrapping up, my head found a low-hanging branch that wasn't there two days earlier. It wasn't enough to cause a crash, but I definitely felt the impact, and put a couple of sizable dents and scrapes on my helmet. I still had a headache two hours later, and thanks to having a neuropsychologist wife who knows all the bad things that could potentially be, we made a trip to urgent care to confirm it was a mild concussion and nothing more serious. Symptoms were nothing worse than a headache, and I'm fine this morning.
The helmet did its job. The kind of amazing thing is I've been riding seriously enough to know I need to wear a helmet since the early 90's, and this is the first one I've destroyed. Usually they get replaced because of age, or when they get gross, and this one was quickly approaching both of those points. I'll be happy to continue with this mandatory replacement interval in the future.
Then as I was wrapping up, my head found a low-hanging branch that wasn't there two days earlier. It wasn't enough to cause a crash, but I definitely felt the impact, and put a couple of sizable dents and scrapes on my helmet. I still had a headache two hours later, and thanks to having a neuropsychologist wife who knows all the bad things that could potentially be, we made a trip to urgent care to confirm it was a mild concussion and nothing more serious. Symptoms were nothing worse than a headache, and I'm fine this morning.
The helmet did its job. The kind of amazing thing is I've been riding seriously enough to know I need to wear a helmet since the early 90's, and this is the first one I've destroyed. Usually they get replaced because of age, or when they get gross, and this one was quickly approaching both of those points. I'll be happy to continue with this mandatory replacement interval in the future.
m3moellering
Oof! I’m glad you were wearing that helmet!
Yay for safety! Glad you're OK.
This is why i always wear my helmet on trails, it's the dumb things you can't always plan for that get you. Glad you're going to be ok.
@m3moellering @bezt Thanks!
@wjcstp Exactly. Most of my stupid crashes the last few years have been places I knew really well, and probably wasn't being as careful as I needed to be.
@wjcstp Exactly. Most of my stupid crashes the last few years have been places I knew really well, and probably wasn't being as careful as I needed to be.
Yup yup. The bike accidents that mess you up the most usually end up being the dorky ones like falling over because you couldn't unclip fast enough, or hitting your head on a low branch.
Glad you had protection, got care quickly and know what to do.
Glad you had protection, got care quickly and know what to do.
woof! glad you're alright and glad you're wearing a helmet!
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a young girl in a headscarf is apprehended by two older women in full black coverings. The back of the young girl's shirt reads "Punk is not Ded"
Hate to hear this.
just saw nate powell memorializing her on instagram and was shocked to hear. RIP to a real one.
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Illustration art of a portly gentleman with a dog having a gander at a very well stocked deli case in a market. Cured meats and cheeses hang from the ceiling.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Bill Charmatz, from the Esquire Cookbook (1955).
https://fishinkblog.com/2014...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://fishinkblog.com/2014...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@bezt thank you for the source
@bezt thank you!
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Two detectives from The Wire in a shadowy room with the caption “Yo dickhead, where you been at?”
We’ve been rewatching The Wire
rated TV-MA for extreme dollhouse action
(i really need to go back and watch the rest of it someday when i have HBO again)
Huh, interesting. I've also felt the pull to rewatch The Wire lately.
Someone - either Alan Sepinwall or at the AV Club - once wrote a review I've never forgotten, which was that "Deadwood", "Sopranos" and "The Wire" best represented America because they showed America at its different stages (slightly out of order in terms of when the shows aired): Deadwood its uber capitalistic, corrupt birth while also mired in a sense of community and wrong vs right; Sopranos in the middle of its lifespan, flailing about in the result of what won the aftermath of its birth; and Wire as its inevitable decline and death, showcasing how very much the sins of capitalism, lack of moral care, and thus the immoral choices in its birth led to its bitter end. At the time I thought it a rather over the top characterization - hey, I had come up through the 90s, when everything did seem like it could only get better, even though I was naive about the rot and Reaganism underneath - but now I understand that commentary in a way I didn't then.
Anyway, lately I've been thinking about that a lot. As great as The Sopranos was, I really do think The Wire and Deadwood capture America in a way very few pieces of media have . . . and of the two, perhaps in that desperate way we use media to undestand our world - only in this case I find my attempt clawing and mewling to fully comprehend what's happening - The Wire is to what I've returned.
Someone - either Alan Sepinwall or at the AV Club - once wrote a review I've never forgotten, which was that "Deadwood", "Sopranos" and "The Wire" best represented America because they showed America at its different stages (slightly out of order in terms of when the shows aired): Deadwood its uber capitalistic, corrupt birth while also mired in a sense of community and wrong vs right; Sopranos in the middle of its lifespan, flailing about in the result of what won the aftermath of its birth; and Wire as its inevitable decline and death, showcasing how very much the sins of capitalism, lack of moral care, and thus the immoral choices in its birth led to its bitter end. At the time I thought it a rather over the top characterization - hey, I had come up through the 90s, when everything did seem like it could only get better, even though I was naive about the rot and Reaganism underneath - but now I understand that commentary in a way I didn't then.
Anyway, lately I've been thinking about that a lot. As great as The Sopranos was, I really do think The Wire and Deadwood capture America in a way very few pieces of media have . . . and of the two, perhaps in that desperate way we use media to undestand our world - only in this case I find my attempt clawing and mewling to fully comprehend what's happening - The Wire is to what I've returned.
A great rewatch.
@williwaw That's an interesting thought so I had to go look it up! Thanks for sharing. I think it was this podcast: https://web.archive.org/web...
I'm definitely overdue for a rewatch as well.
I first watched The Wire right around the time Season 5 was wrapping up, after hearing a lot of "greatest show ever made" discussion in multiple places. I had heard it was bit of a slow burn, and my impression as I worked my way through season 1 was that the show was just a well-done, very interesting police drama - very good, but not quite living up to the hype.
*possible spoilers* Then a thing happened at the end of E10. That's when I realized just how much I had gotten to know (and care about, and empathize with) the characters. Not just the one the thing happened to, but the others who portrayed panic and fear in a way I don't think I've ever seen on a television show or movie. Never have I been happier to be watching something on demand where I could move to the next episode - that must have been absolutely brutal for anyone who had to wait a week.
I first watched The Wire right around the time Season 5 was wrapping up, after hearing a lot of "greatest show ever made" discussion in multiple places. I had heard it was bit of a slow burn, and my impression as I worked my way through season 1 was that the show was just a well-done, very interesting police drama - very good, but not quite living up to the hype.
*possible spoilers* Then a thing happened at the end of E10. That's when I realized just how much I had gotten to know (and care about, and empathize with) the characters. Not just the one the thing happened to, but the others who portrayed panic and fear in a way I don't think I've ever seen on a television show or movie. Never have I been happier to be watching something on demand where I could move to the next episode - that must have been absolutely brutal for anyone who had to wait a week.
A little slow, a little late
A life, Jimmy? You know what that is? It's the stuff that happens when you're waiting for moments that never come
A life, Jimmy? You know what that is? It's the stuff that happens when you're waiting for moments that never come
He was born Po-lice.
@williwaw Really interesting, and jibes with how i feel about the Wire, the many subplots all have that similar theme of displaying the consequences from a history of choices. I haven't seen Deadwood, might have to remedy that after we finish this rewatch
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Screenshot of a baseball game between the Mets and the Mariners, showing Mets first basement Eric Young #29 standing in front of first base, occupied by Cole Young #2, with Mariners first base coach Eric Young, Jr. #53 behind them.
Obviously.
Sort of how ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard is the only one in the band that doesn't have a beard.
I mean the real question is how a toddler is good enough at baseball to make it to first.
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Retro comic frame of stampeding dinosaurs saying “GRUMMMFFF!” I don’t know the province.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Why they threw the rock. Everyone was afraid to land here.
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A picture of my Soul Red 2021 Mazda MX-5 Miata RF with the top retracted. It is parked on a parking lot facing to the left in front of a lake. There is a sun setting behind the car with the sun and horizon visible through the window and open top.
Below that another photo of a document that reads "PNC Auto Loan Statement Final payment congratulations! This is your final loan pay...
Below that another photo of a document that reads "PNC Auto Loan Statement Final payment congratulations! This is your final loan pay...
I got this on the mail today. My final payment was made by auto-withdrawal yesterday. It is actually mine. 🎉
On another note, Google stuff is getting worse by the day. Google photos on my Pixel decided to be weirder than usual about cropping a photo to not include my home address or the car price on it and saving it. I used Firefox and tried to upload the crowd photo and the phone gave some error about the picture not being available. I thought it failed. I was wrong. It successfully uploaded the uncropped photo with my address and car price, and I didn't figure it out until an hour or two later. I deleted it but now I'm afraid the AI now knows where I live.
On another note, Google stuff is getting worse by the day. Google photos on my Pixel decided to be weirder than usual about cropping a photo to not include my home address or the car price on it and saving it. I used Firefox and tried to upload the crowd photo and the phone gave some error about the picture not being available. I thought it failed. I was wrong. It successfully uploaded the uncropped photo with my address and car price, and I didn't figure it out until an hour or two later. I deleted it but now I'm afraid the AI now knows where I live.
Congrats!
THE BθRG KNEW WHERE YOU LIVE A LONG TIME AGO
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The Cheney Sentinel, Kansas, May 29, 1913
I would love to see this apparently regular newspaper factoid feature revived.
I would love to see this apparently regular newspaper factoid feature revived.
Coulda sworn there was a Tumblr or Blogger account dedicated to the topic, because there was a period in the late '00s when these were frequently circulating.
@ardgedee https://www.tumblr.com/yesterda...
@karmakaze ❤️
most of your arm would be frozen solid, anyway
Sensory pain (type III sensory fibers sending signals to nociceptors of neospinothalamic tract) travel at 3 - 30 m/s ( ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... ). I'm guessing the increased speed is from the wider fiber diameter, which I presume are pretty large for a person's hands and fingers, so let's presume the higher velocity.
1 AU == 149597870700 m
You'd feel the pain a little over 158 years later.
1 AU == 149597870700 m
You'd feel the pain a little over 158 years later.
@cristin @neuracnu
I KNEW someone here would be nerdy enough to bring facts to the matter. Thank you for your service!
I KNEW someone here would be nerdy enough to bring facts to the matter. Thank you for your service!
Thank you for doing the math!!
@neuracnu thankyou, now I can make my decision accurately informed
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The nature of Salesperson of the Month was irrepressible.
Son Wukong, tech visionary and Senior VP in charge of Team Leadership in Corporate Excellence.
Chief Development Officer, Monkey Magic Inc.
He was leveraging the cloud long before anyone else
@hertz A+++
@waldopepper @hertz Journey to the us-west-2
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A soft patchwork of muted spring colors, rectangular, 12 X 14 inner squares. The edges are soft, the painting seems more the comfort of spring, rather than jubilation. Also, it is a torso.
This is a portrait show, so now I see the torso.
#painting #PaulKlee May Picture. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, The Berggruen Klee Collection, 1984.
https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...
#painting #PaulKlee May Picture. The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, The Berggruen Klee Collection, 1984.
https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...
this painting was my work machine desktop for many years!
I'm really trying to see a torso, but I can't. Maybe this is related to my inability to see Magic Eye pictures? Is there part of a head or face at all, or is it just shoulders down? I really want my brain to be able to click on this.
@Xedrik the Met link doesn't mention a torso at all https://www.metmuseum.org/art...
This image is in a portrait show. The lightesy parts of the image are the top of the breast, there is shadow underneath. A very subtle portrait.
Folks see what they see, but from the linked Guardian article:
“…The Face of Modern Life also offers works that are not so much reproductions of a person’s form as they are impressions based on the texture of experience and emotional temperature. Among these are Paul Klee’s May Picture and Vasily Kandinsky’s Improvisation 27 (Garden of Love II). Said to be inspired by a garden, May Picture offers an array of dreamy squares in soft colors, while Garden of Love offers vestiges of a central sun and several human figures that have been pushed toward illegibility.
“The Klee and the Kandinsky are paintings what we could easily call abstract compositions, not portraits in a traditional way but direct aesthetic experiences,” said D’Alessandro.”
“…The Face of Modern Life also offers works that are not so much reproductions of a person’s form as they are impressions based on the texture of experience and emotional temperature. Among these are Paul Klee’s May Picture and Vasily Kandinsky’s Improvisation 27 (Garden of Love II). Said to be inspired by a garden, May Picture offers an array of dreamy squares in soft colors, while Garden of Love offers vestiges of a central sun and several human figures that have been pushed toward illegibility.
“The Klee and the Kandinsky are paintings what we could easily call abstract compositions, not portraits in a traditional way but direct aesthetic experiences,” said D’Alessandro.”
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Krusty the Clown off colour image of him saying "I heartily endorse this event or product"
"Legendary filmmaker Martin Scorsese signed on last year as an adviser to Black Forest Labs, the German AI startup behind FLUX image models"
A filmmaker drinking the kool-aid from the climate-destroying plagiarism machine is... certainly a choice
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A clear plate on a cutting board, breakfast, with dry multigrain sourdough toast, with black bean and pumpkin seed hummus, two garlic and dill fried eggs, with black truffle salt, blueberries, and exquisite, campari tomato slices, also with black truffle salt.
A clear plate on a cutting board, breakfast, with dry multigrain sourdough toast, with black bean and pumpkin seed hummus, two garlic and dill fried eggs, with black truffle salt, blueberries, and exquisite, campari tomato slices, also with black truffle salt.
the hummus sounds good as heck! would love to see your recipe.
@nikkuneko I have been winging this lovely stuff. I keep raw pumpkin seeds bulk purchased at Winco. If you want to get diwn and dirty, Costa del Sol, sells a foil packed refried black beans, product. It is maybe an 18 oz pack. The ingredients were good, healthful, they were 1$ per, in a bin. Their other product had msg, didn't buy. So I sautéed ~1/3 C raw pumpkin seeds with garlic, cumin, some medium heat, red chili powder, in extra virgin olive oil, until they are a little toasty. Add a couple of tablespoons more oluve oil at the end and the juice of a whole smaller lemon, put this in the blender, with either a can of black beans, or half the pack of refried black beans, or a can of refried black beans if the ingredients are OK with you.
Start the pumpkin seeds oil and lemon juice in the blender, add a little soy sauce, water, or more lemon juice to help grind the seeds, ( I like them smooth.) Then add the beans and blend until smooth, this should not be runny, and you can help it along with a spatula. If you have a food processor this is easier. Add as much hot sauce as you like, if you want this to last for a few days then I would skip the cilantro, or parsley, unless you cook it well with the seeds. The lemon juice gets cooked, so this ends up being a durable spread. I usually melt some Muenster cheese on top of the toast before putting on the hummus. But this is good also as a vegetarian meal. The packaged black beans had vegetable oil, rather than lard.
This is easy to vary, my current batch is made with some chili beans.
Start the pumpkin seeds oil and lemon juice in the blender, add a little soy sauce, water, or more lemon juice to help grind the seeds, ( I like them smooth.) Then add the beans and blend until smooth, this should not be runny, and you can help it along with a spatula. If you have a food processor this is easier. Add as much hot sauce as you like, if you want this to last for a few days then I would skip the cilantro, or parsley, unless you cook it well with the seeds. The lemon juice gets cooked, so this ends up being a durable spread. I usually melt some Muenster cheese on top of the toast before putting on the hummus. But this is good also as a vegetarian meal. The packaged black beans had vegetable oil, rather than lard.
This is easy to vary, my current batch is made with some chili beans.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 beautiful, thank you!
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Two police officers stand indoors, shaking hands and smiling. Text overlay reports a South Carolina officer pulled a gun on a co-worker for heating fish in a department microwave.
Mullet was the case
valid
ACAB
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A long-exposure color photograph, showing a man (in shirt, tie, black hat, and gray pants) sitting in the middle of three shiny upholstered chairs on top of a set of stands where his feet are propped, while a ghostly blurred figure works on his shoes.
source: https://harpers.org/archive...
"With this early daguerreotype in mind, I traveled across New York City and asked people of different professions how long it takes them to earn one dollar. I then used their responses to calculate the exposure time for their respective portraits."
A dollar's worth of time from the lives of a sex worker, a pastor, a city council member, a butcher, a union organizer, a dry cleaner, and more, at the link. #photography
"With this early daguerreotype in mind, I traveled across New York City and asked people of different professions how long it takes them to earn one dollar. I then used their responses to calculate the exposure time for their respective portraits."
A dollar's worth of time from the lives of a sex worker, a pastor, a city council member, a butcher, a union organizer, a dry cleaner, and more, at the link. #photography
that's a cool set of photos!
Neat idea, well done
Fantastic. What a beautiful project.
Added to /nyc
Added to /nyc
Wow I'm into doing long exposures so it's awesome having a concept to go with it.
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gravestone reading "POET PHILOSPOHER & FAILURE"
I need this on the back of a hoodie.
C'est moi.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I totally thought this was a back-of-the-neck tattoo
@jpk I saw it that way too!
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Still living under the city windmill I see.
(fellow Lauwerecht inhabitant here)
(fellow Lauwerecht inhabitant here)
Nice! I can’t go back to gas cars. I even bought an electric riding lawnmower mower so great.
Xc40 recharge driver here. Full ev, all the time. In year 3 now. Love it. Best car I’ve ever owned. Volvo has provided great service and experiences the few times I’ve needed it. Happy for you!
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Quaid from 'Total Recall' experiencing decompression on the Martian surface. Visual effects by Rob Bottin.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
I don't totally recall that film.
That's when I show her my O face
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a fake product by creator obviousplant, in this instance a thin volume that is titled "every jazz sound". below that, an image of a balding man with his eyes half closed, playing a trumpet, with the adjacent text column: "featuring: TOOT, SQUEE, BOP, WHAH WHAH, TOOT TOOT, FLUTE VIBRATO, BOOM BIP, TOOT TOOP, BASS, SNARE, KICK, RIM SHOT, SQUONK, ...AND MORE". below that, an inset of a fedora that reads "inlcudes *fedora rustle*" and a cartoon crab playing a fedora with the footer "a jazz crabs hearing aid"
via obviousplant on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/p...
Currently scatting
Forgetting the triple tongued “takkita takkita takkita”
Computer, give me a hat wobble
related- https://youtu.be/MsQYzpOHpik
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STICKER IN A BAR TOILET, DECEMBER 2023
Awww mommy AND daddy issues, poor baby, f*off.
P.S. I stole Abbie Hoffman's book.
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I most definitely have already posted this to my personal SHK but I couldn't find it so I'm reposting it directly here since it's one of my favs
<sensible chuckle>
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Clip from a screencap of two coupled railroad engines on a track. One is labeled "Abraham Lincoln", has a small discreet flag and modest black-and-red coloring. The other is painted white with a gaudy, swirling American flag and "4547" in very large numerals under the driver cabin window.
TIL that there's a railroad engine with designation number 4547 decorated with a big flowing flag, which apparently is currently being used to haul some NASA rocket equipment cross-country.
fwiw the Abraham Lincoln is engine no. 1616.
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
last edit: Ah, I'm sure the brand-new highly decorated American Flag engine number 4547 has absolutely nothing to do with this proposed merger of two of the biggest railway companies in the US:
https://apnews.com/article...
fwiw the Abraham Lincoln is engine no. 1616.
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
last edit: Ah, I'm sure the brand-new highly decorated American Flag engine number 4547 has absolutely nothing to do with this proposed merger of two of the biggest railway companies in the US:
https://apnews.com/article...
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Newspaper illustration of an octopus hairdo. “Mr. Punch’s Designs After Nature. Great Sensation for the Aquarium - _Coiffure Octopus_
Squid hat _avant la lettre_. @nikkuneko @cristin
@bezt well, i'm only calling it a "coiffure octopus" from now on
Related: https://mltshp.com/p/1GPS9
@bezt ha!