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otaman

every time

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heyitsal pro 4 hours ago
Beetlemoses is coincidentally in Austin, TX this weekend for https://staple-austin.org/ guessing he thought of this trying to leave the airport earlier.
otaman

hot dog flag

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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
*saluting*
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
Could also be interpreted as a beef & mustard sandwich flag.
y95

All year long

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Seventh grade, South Tahoe Intermediate School. The first year of buffet style lunches and every day I would get french fries, chocolate milk, and an ice cream sandwich.

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urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
Blue Bell makes ice cream sandwiches that are very good.
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
Man it's been years since I had an ice cream sandwich. I miss how the chocolate part would stick to my teeth.
idogcow 6 hours ago
Used to lick the sides until it was concave so when you finally bit down, the vanilla didn't go everywhere. Man, that chocolate part never came off your fingers though, did it?
otaman pro 5 hours ago
Full disclosure: I have a box of 24 of these in the chest freezer in the basement.
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
In middle school I had a chocolate milkshake with lunch every single day. It was glorious
shitleopard 5 hours ago
REMOVE ONE COOKIE EDGE FROM TWO SANDWICHES AND MAKE 'EM A DOUBLE STUFF. ALSO THE GREEN MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP C'EST TROIS MAGNIFIQUE!
drurystephanie 5 hours ago
My favorite food
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
7-11 used to have an ice cream sandwich dipped in chocolate. The mint chocolate chip ones were *chef's kiss*.
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n0wak

Simulacra and Simulation

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Argie pro 8 hours ago
Aligators all the way down
poorusher 8 hours ago
PHWOAR
bezt pro 8 hours ago
That's not a croc, _this_ is a croc.
bezt pro 8 hours ago
@bezt However, this is probably ML generated, and it's simulacra all the way down - the legs on the furniture in the background don't quite make sense. AI-ligator, not alligator. This does seem to have happened in 2019, though on a smaller scale. https://www.clickorlando.com/news...
samh pro 6 hours ago
Nothing about that patio furniture looks out of the ordinary to me. Not saying this isn't generated but it looks very much like an unkempt AirBnB would look after a big storm to me.
otaman pro 5 hours ago
Lars and the Real Girl
ian_crowther pro 4 minutes ago
Ideas about the thing and the thing itself
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joffaboy

Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran

Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
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Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
'The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611), featuring a mesmerising array of geometrical tessellations and radial designs. The patterns are meticulously planned, with each tile cut to fit into the celestial design.'

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scruss pro 11 hours ago
Please tell me those fuckers haven't bombed this
shfitz pro 11 hours ago
I was fortunate enough to visit Iran in 2015. The architecture and mosques of Isfahan were an absolute highlight. I'll dig up some photos to share, it's a spectacular place.
1f2frfbf pro 10 hours ago
This mosque is very high on my list of places to visit, and each year it gets less and less likely I will be able to...
dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
Tardigrade-esque
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n0wak

Ruined

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nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
for others squinting at the URL at the bottom of the frame:
https://tinyview.com/mrlovens...
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
(and the "secret panel" is at https://tinyview.com/mrlovens... )
me3dia

PSA

Still from a television public service announcement. A young Bruce Willis appears a bit haggard with the phrase "Don't Do Drugs." below him.
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Still from a television public service announcement. A young Bruce Willis appears a bit haggard with the phrase "Don't Do Drugs." below him.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/oldshowb...
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urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
... without bringing enough to share.
samh pro 6 hours ago
Don't just DO drugs. BE drugs.
joffaboy

Snowy Owl in pastels

A white owl flying above snow,
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A white owl flying above snow,
Photo by Chi Shiyong
A snowy owl glides over the snow-blanketed grasslands at Hadatu Ranch on a cold day in Hulunbuir, Inner Mongolia, China

Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
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bubbalumpkis pro 7 hours ago
This is how owls looked in the '80s
otaman pro 5 hours ago
@bubbalumpkis +++
My first thought too
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
*Rush intensifies*
y95

As found

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I swear
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nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
"this is me now"
idogcow 6 hours ago
Moisturize me!
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
Novelty glasses with liquid inside the lenses? Also, @idogcow ++
m3moellering

The Changing of the Guard.

A pallet of Kingsford charcoal sits near the freezer aisle in Costco with several bags of “ice melt” sitting on top of them.
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A pallet of Kingsford charcoal sits near the freezer aisle in Costco with several bags of “ice melt” sitting on top of them.
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nikkuneko

the correct way to photograph live shows

low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
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low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
taking photos of people taking photos should not amuse me as much as it does

owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
(per: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNSA )
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
added to flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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williwaw pro 19 hours ago
I love this so much
robritz 15 hours ago
i love doing this. i'm considering doing a photo book of just photos of other people's photos the moment they're being taken.
urlnotfound pro 9 hours ago
I love taking photos of people taking photos.
nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
i'm glad it's not just me!
me3dia pro 8 hours ago
I was at a show in a small venue this winter, and one of the groups had set up a videocamera to film their set. I took a photo of the display, with the band blurry beyond it, and afterward three or four other audience members did the same thing. The first one actually told me it was a great idea.
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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artwells

 

[satirical statement from george costanza] 

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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[satirical statement from george costanza]

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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O_C

the world is yours

Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
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Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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cristin

himbs a chomk unit

black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
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black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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otaman pro Yesterday
Classic
scruss pro 23 hours ago
The second original absolute unit.the original being "Big Dave" Morgan-Hewitt
joffaboy

So did I, @tufpraise

Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song

Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image

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Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song

Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image

Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
https://www.tumblr.com/crap-use...
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bezt pro 12 hours ago
No excuse needed. https://mltshp.com/p/1RK3X
minimumsafedistance 9 hours ago
#NutellaFactory
joffaboy pro 9 hours ago
@bezt Ah, good to find the OG
idogcow

Northpoint Apartments SF 1977

Two couples sitting around a small dining table in a sunny apartment. The table is covered with food including French bread and crabs, because this is supposed to be set in San Francisco obviously
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Two couples sitting around a small dining table in a sunny apartment. The table is covered with food including French bread and crabs, because this is supposed to be set in San Francisco obviously
2211 Stockton Street, San Francisco.
1 Br. $255/mo

No cheese ball because they blew their their meal budget on fresh crab
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urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
$255 a month for a 1 bedroom. I'm pretty sure it costs more than that in SF to sleep in a cardboard box hidden in a drainpipe now.
jive_t pro 5 hours ago
That’s about $1440.00 today according to the inflation calculator. Still seems like a bargain for SF
homerj 4 hours ago
OH SHIT! MARY IS HAVING A FERN PARTY! GRAB THE FERNS AND LETS GO!
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
@jive_t $1440/mo is a bargain in urban North Carolina, and doesn't come with a waterfront view, floor-to-ceiling windows, or a living area large enough to host a banquet for four people.
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nikkuneko

the life and times @ lincoln hall, june 2010

black and white photo: bassist from the life and times, looking downward as he plays. his face is drippin with sweat.
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black and white photo: bassist from the life and times, looking downward as he plays. his face is drippin with sweat.
found another one from the set i previously posted about here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1ONGH
https://mltshp.com/p/1H442

the band had their own light set up straight-up blasting right at their faces, so the lighting was super-dramatic. love looking back at these pics.

canon eos 350D | f/1.8 mk ii | ISO 1600
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LocalStain pro 7 hours ago
I saw these guys with Cupcake. They were incredible.
MackReed

never mind

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artwells pro 19 hours ago
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an IUD in the knee"
ralfonso pro 18 hours ago
i mean they _are_ poky
tweedlydo pro 8 hours ago
i mean, i deserve a purple heart for my IUD. that suuuuuuucked.
gwint

Children at Puppet Theater, Paris

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1963
Alfred Eisenstaedt
via https://onlineonly.christies.com/s...
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mkerbaj

Awaiting Seat Assignments

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m3moellering Yesterday
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I scared the dogs laughing!!
roonie pro 16 hours ago
Up in first class.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 10 hours ago
They're going to be waiting until next Tuesday
heyitsal

Adopt Miss Bunny Snickerdoodle!

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AKA: SNICKERS
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
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ba pro Yesterday
kyoot!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
darling!
poorusher Yesterday
I'm melting
0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
Introspective petunia loving pup, what kind is she?
heyitsal pro 22 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Her mom is a Rat Terrier-ish dog - that's about all we know. Hard to tell about what else is involved. She'll stay pretty small though.
heyitsal pro 21 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 For size reference, she is standing in a flower pot :)
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y95

 

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I can just barely remember this on the outskirts of my mind. I wonder if this is where my love for sorting came from.
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Those came in periodic packets in the mail, yeah? This is unlocking some core memories for sure
roue Yesterday
Illustrated Wildlife Treasury cards from the 70s. I remember these too. We're all old.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I might still have mine in the house somewhere, I loved reading those things when I was a kid
ba pro Yesterday
YES!

Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
hmm 23 hours ago
@ba, Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker II
cb pro 20 hours ago
Oh wow haven’t thought of these in a minute 🦦
me3dia pro 8 hours ago
Oh wow, I think we got these for awhile! No idea what happened to them.
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clambaker

Big Trade Mag Energy

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Auto Laundry News: The Voice of the Car Care Industry. https://www.carwashmag.com. Did I import an online template into Indesign just to create a better version of this? hell yeah, i did.
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B6FA798A3449 pro 6 hours ago
I miss the Trade Journal Cooperative. One of those bowling alley trades was where I learned that scented bowling balls are A Thing.
y95 6 hours ago
I know so much about the soda industry in the 80s from the trade mags at the warehouse my dad managed
clambaker 2 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 me too! I suggested they send out Assets, the trade mag of the National Miniature Donkey Association, and was thrilled when they did.
LocalStain

/theydidthemath

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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
No salespeople will call.
joffaboy

Buster smiles!

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Clip of Buster Keaton sitting down in a bus, waving and smiling
https://www.tumblr.com/busterlo...
San Diego, I Love You, 1944
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Lockjaw

Q: Are We Not Men?

Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
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Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
It only took me 45 years to finally get my ass to see these guys, and it was so worth it! I've been a fan since high school, but have never been able to line my schedule up with theirs. Oh, and I even got a smiley face bouncy ball from Booji Boy!
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Fantastik 19 hours ago
I'm going in June. It will be my first time also.
tweedlydo pro 8 hours ago
they fucking brought it
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
@Fantastik Enjoy! And get as close to the stage as possible. They were tossing out the shredded pieces of their yellow jumpsuits. Missed a chunk by that >< much.
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
@tweedlydo For a bunch of dudes in their late 70s, they sure did!
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Vidiot

 

Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster
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Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster
source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-w...
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minimumsafedistance 9 hours ago
if you watch this again, i would say it actually holds up. if anything it improved for me, because the lampooning of drunk east coast jackasses become much more prescient to me in my 40s than in my teens. also it's funny when rich people die.
gwint

The Time Being

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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Is he holding Wink Martindale captive?
idogcow Yesterday
[Pulls out Sonic] "Allons-y!"
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
I think about a version of this joke all the time, and then I don't do anything with it because it's usually bad.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 10 hours ago
The Time Being is up there with The Gecko.
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Argie

Kiwi Big Unit

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Lives in England, made by New Zealanders

"Ten tonnes of chalk has been dropped by an RAF Chinook helicopter on a giant kiwi as part of a major restoration project.

The Bulford Kiwi is set in the chalk on Beacon Hill, above the village of Bulford on Wiltshire's Salisbury Plain.

Constructed in 1919, it was carved by soldiers from the New Zealand Expeditionary Force who were waiting to return home following the end of World War One."

More here https://www.bbc.com/news...

Bigness not confirmed, however I have seen pictures of the NZ Expeditionary Force https://www.awm.gov.au/collecti... and I therefore have no need to question the validity.
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roonie pro 16 hours ago
Bringing the chalk in by Chinook. hmm
10 tonnes of chalk dropped and about 7 tonnes blown away.

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