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joffaboy

Hallelujah

The bible verse that got me through school 
[On a white board] Lunch 11:35
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The bible verse that got me through school
[On a white board] Lunch 11:35
https://www.threads.com/@thelord...
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redfox

Nor was fifteen (11 months ago)

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You've been seeing this fabulous person, now known as Nor, since they were tinier than you can make out in this image even at full zoom. It's time to order the physical print of this photo so we have it on hand for round SIXTEEN in March, and I realized that (I think) I forgot to share it here last year! Stay tuned for the next one soon.
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bencmeissner pro 6 hours ago
This is such a fantastic idea.
m3moellering 5 hours ago
@bencmeissner What you said!!
Xedrik 3 hours ago
Oh, I love this idea!
3rdparty pro 3 hours ago
I did this with iPads for each of my kids birthdays but yours has turned out much better!
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joffaboy

Earth eclipse

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Timelapse video of the Moon transiting in front of the Earth.

It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth. The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time.

https://www.threads.com/@thelord...
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MackReed pro an hour ago
"That's no moon. That's a space station!"
LocalStain

❤️

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After years of prodigious lasagna production I’ve learned that a good one is a lot like soup. It ought to rest and allow the flavors to coalesce and the starch to settle. Reheat it in the microwave* and finish it with fresh cheese under the broiler.

*some might scoff but there are few things that can do as good a job of reheating cold food as the radar range. Alternatively you can put it in a covered cast iron or nonstick over really low heat then under the broiler.

Another thing that makes all the difference; buy good canned tomatoes. Buy the Italian ones. From San Marzano. Not American ones that are “Italian style” those are an abomination. They are 30%water.

Cento brand in the yellow cans.

Life is too short.

Cheers.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Your lasagna is lovely.
poorusher 6 hours ago
12/10 would
misslivie 5 hours ago
life IS too short for subpar ingredients!
billturner pro 4 hours ago
Looks wonderful
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williwaw

a historic photo

Epstein survivors who haven't had chance to meet with DOJ to raise hands as AG Bondi testifies
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Epstein survivors who haven't had chance to meet with DOJ to raise hands as AG Bondi testifies
All the Epstein survivors in the room stand up and raise their hands when asked if they've been asked to meet with the DOJ as Attorney General Pam Bondi testifies before the House Judiciary Committee in Washington, D.C. on February 11, 2026. The man holding his hand up is Virginia Guieffe's brother. When twice asked to look at the victims, Bondi refused to do so, and just took a sip of her water or stared yelling about stock market numbers.

photo by Roberto Schmidt

****If you live in a state where many of these crimes took place, reach out to your state reps! There's plenty of power in states and municipalities doing their own investigating that is apparently, as opined by those who know more than I do how things work, being under-utilized. Even if you're cynical about anything happening *cough Florida cough*.
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williwaw pro 4 hours ago
In the last few days a number of women in Congress have been on video or audio talking about what they saw in the unredacted files. Every single one of them, from both parties - including fucking Lauren Boebert - were furious and horrified. Many of them had been crying and were barely keeping it together to not cry again. Some seemed outright traumatized.

And yet this woman, who has seen *all* of the files, has had the most despicable, morally reprehensive, and unprofessional behavior from a witness I think I've ever seen in a Congressional hearing. She puts even Kavanagh to shame with her theatrics, DARVOing, and outright arrogant ignoring of questions. She truly is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell.
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
The moment @williwaw is referring to: https://youtu.be/nVyN4Fsj...

I’ve never been prouder of my awesome congresswoman, nor more disgusted by the duplicitous shittiness of a criminal-enabling Trump lickspittle.
BMK an hour ago
@williwaw +++
snarkout

The Bride

A black and white photograph of an attractive young woman with dark hair and big dark eyes. She's posed at an angle to the photographer, looking over her shoulder, her mouth slightly open.
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A black and white photograph of an attractive young woman with dark hair and big dark eyes. She's posed at an angle to the photographer, looking over her shoulder, her mouth slightly open.
A young Elsa Lanchester. You can see why Frankenstein was so besotted.
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jpoulos pro an hour ago
That dimple should be against the law.
pollo

No. No No No No No.

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me3dia

MOVIE CALENDAR

Screenshot of the "Movie Calendar" from some TV station, showing "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai" as an August premiere
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Screenshot of the "Movie Calendar" from some TV station, showing "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai" as an August premiere
source: https://www.tumblr.com/oldshowb...
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dogwelder

I make important things for work

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The school yearbook wants our departments to use album cover recreations for department pictures. I'm working on ours. Some of you will know what I'm making.
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tweedlydo pro 20 hours ago
guess yer just a spud boy
hertz pro 19 hours ago
Sounds like you're not through being cool
spingo pro 19 hours ago
PEEK a BOO
urlnotfound pro 19 hours ago
King of the Moon
gravityninja pro 18 hours ago
Was really hoping for a full body recreation of Nirvana Nevermind
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
@spingo HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW
dad 15 hours ago
Do Peter Frampton "I'm In You"
dapete 13 hours ago
The eyes have it!
Lockjaw pro 9 hours ago
Very nice! Seeing them in April. Cannot wait!
minimumsafedistance 8 hours ago
try to avoid jerkin' back and forth, though.
Xedrik 7 hours ago
He was a tater boy, she said "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
thelonius 2 hours ago
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago...
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n0wak

using ai

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LocalStain

Success.

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homerj 23 hours ago
lasagn-yay!
dapete 22 hours ago
Did you pre-boil the noodles? There's a debate about that...
dogwelder pro 20 hours ago
That's a very enchilada-looking lasagna. You must bring me some so I can confirm the contents.
LocalStain pro 10 hours ago
@dapete No pre-cook. We use gluten-free and this is the second time I've made it with these pasta sheets.
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B6FA798A3449

good grief

four-panel color comic. Panel 1, a young person with long brown hair, in a dimly lit space, seems absorbed by something they're watching. Panel 2, a cathode ray tube TV screen showing Charlie Brown appearing alienated from a circle of peers outside. Panel 3, close-up of Charlie Brown looking stricken. Panel 4, close-up of long-haired young person, their eyes welling with tears.
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four-panel color comic. Panel 1, a young person with long brown hair, in a dimly lit space, seems absorbed by something they're watching. Panel 2, a cathode ray tube TV screen showing Charlie Brown appearing alienated from a circle of peers outside. Panel 3, close-up of Charlie Brown looking stricken. Panel 4, close-up of long-haired young person, their eyes welling with tears.
Briana Loewinsohn’s "Raised By Ghosts" is a melancholy delight. Image yoinked from Biblioklept's writeup:

https://biblioklept.org/2025...
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thelonius

54th Mile ~ demos ~ ca. 1986 (a Dozen Demos #4)

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My band in 1986. The picture is from our high-water mark: opening for The Golden Palominos at 688, Atlanta's premier alt dive. How did we get this show? The guy who produced this EP cancelled a coke debt for the dude who booked us, I learned years later. If we had it to do over, I'd want to change a lot of stuff, but in 1986 this was how we wanted it, I guess.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Whoa, really nice!
thelonius 6 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 thanks! the band of course broke up soon after
WikiAdam 54 minutes ago
Great sound. Even more so when I think about the general state of music in 1986.
tom

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/chamerio...
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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Artist's blog: https://www.theartistsloft.com/newslett...
otaman pro 8 hours ago
wow
artwells

What I saw

Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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joshmillard pro Yesterday
staplin' up eyeballs, oh huh hah ho
spingo pro 19 hours ago
@joshmillard *
minimumsafedistance 8 hours ago
Can we get an American Girl doll Basket Case? Feels underrepresented.
LocalStain

🥴

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#housepanther
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drurystephanie Yesterday
relatable
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
REDACTED
Lockjaw pro 9 hours ago
The EpStain Files
thelonius

D&D Core

Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
22 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 21 hours ago
"I can only do this trick once"
joost 18 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 ++
idogcow an hour ago
Critical Hit!
MackReed

how to

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tag yourself I’m 8 having stuck the nozzle of an open bottle of sriracha sauce into my eye

source: https://www.tumblr.com/nemfrog...
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jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
Freddie Mercury's house parties were legendary.
artwells pro 12 hours ago
Dancers in a Lady Gaga tour
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
If it wasn't for medical progress I wouldn't even have known it could be necessary to splint a butt.
m3moellering 9 hours ago
@jpoulos ++++
Also, I’m 31. It’s the closest to my ever present back pain that I’m going to get.
minimumsafedistance 8 hours ago
I can't not hear them all shouting "HUT! HUT! HUT!" like they were the soldier Ghost from the Ghosts UK show.
bencmeissner pro 7 hours ago
Probably 7 after saying "I bet the cast iron at this restaurant is just for show" and proceeding to touch the hot handle.
Xedrik 7 hours ago
Jerry: What happened to you?
#8: Raquel Welch!
samh pro 5 hours ago
It's only a matter of time before I'm a 24.
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
@samh Son, don’t you know that masturbation is a sin?










No, no, sorry, I can see myself out.
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MackReed

event horizon

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

On, and onward...

A quick line drawing of a twin gabled house, with an ibis flying low, between the roofline, and the sliver of a moon, this morning.
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A quick line drawing of a twin gabled house, with an ibis flying low, between the roofline, and the sliver of a moon, this morning.
As I reach to unlock
The side gate,
A long legged ibis
In flight,
Smoothed out against,
Crisp blue, morning sky,
Slips between the bright
Crescent moon,
And my roofline.
The important things go
On and on, despite
The thoughtless plans
Of would be kings.
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gschmd

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
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A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow Yesterday
TIL and now can't unsee
LocalStain

✊🏼

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#legend, #GOAT
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
I want to believe
ufez pro 2 days ago
@ardgedee It's legit. Happened in Stockholm: https://metalinjection.net/editoria...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@ufez Thanks for that! i was afraid that looking it up would only return AI sludge.
me3dia

rugpull

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animated gif: Porky Pig appears to be falling head over heals against a green sky with light blue clouds. The camera pulls back to reveal a weird guy with a candle on his head is rolling up the "sky," and when the roll runs out, Porky hits the ground.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/ultrakil...
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csilverman

the far lot

A small asteroid floats in the starry indigo expanse of deep space. Somewhat unusually, the asteroid has a tractor-style seat, a steering wheel, and red taillights. There's no sign of a driver. The front of the asteroid is illuminated with red light, as though catching sunlight from an unseen star. Stenciled on the side of the asteroid, as though it belongs to a fleet, is the number 4 inside a gray circle. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small asteroid floats in the starry indigo expanse of deep space. Somewhat unusually, the asteroid has a tractor-style seat, a steering wheel, and red taillights. There's no sign of a driver. The front of the asteroid is illuminated with red light, as though catching sunlight from an unseen star. Stenciled on the side of the asteroid, as though it belongs to a fleet, is the number 4 inside a gray circle. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Argie

Whoa! X

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what a cover!

via https://bsky.app/profile...
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snarkout pro an hour ago
This is orthogonal to that badass cover but I want to note what a delight Simone is to follow on Bluesky.
n0wak

priorities

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stx

The Dragon Lives Again (1977)

If we can't rely on James Bond, who's gonna get Bruce Lee?
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If we can't rely on James Bond, who's gonna get Bruce Lee?
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stx pro 6 hours ago
Found some screenshots on my computer from what I had thought was actually a fever dream but no.

https://www.imdb.com/title...
samh pro 5 hours ago
Chuck Norris?
travis

SOME CRAZY CREEPS ON AN ISLAND

Mr. X's Web Page (it's Homer Simpson with a black bag and an '?' on it over his head)

Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
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Mr. X's Web Page (it's Homer Simpson with a black bag and an '?' on it over his head)

Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
Season 12 / Episode 6 (20:18)

src: https://frinkiac.com/caption...

related: https://mltshp.com/p/1RK4N
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crazyunclejoe

SOME ISLAND

Twitter post detailing France's responding to Musk's accusation that the raid on his office was a political attack: "“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France."
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Twitter post detailing France's responding to Musk's accusation that the raid on his office was a political attack: "“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France."
source: https://deanblundell.substack.com/p...
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homerj Yesterday
On the one hand, fuck Elon. On the other hand, France doesn't exactly have a clean track record when it comes to this topic...
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@homerj C'est l'hôpital qui se moque de la charité.
travis pro Yesterday
related:https://mltshp.com/p/1RK5E
minimumsafedistance 7 hours ago
@homerj whatabout whatabout whatabout...
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Davezilla

What the global elites are feeding us

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ufez pro Yesterday
Even more fun when you realize the cat food has far more nutritional value.
idogcow Yesterday
magically delicious
m3moellering Yesterday
Hehehehehehe
otaman pro 8 hours ago
One ring to rule them all:
https://mltshp.com/p/1A5BI
minimumsafedistance 7 hours ago
I mean, they're the same companies. I wouldn't be surprised if on occasion dog food and cereal are made in the same building.
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