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artwells

for those who celebrate

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Man singing "America loves you, Frankenstein!"
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ufez pro 3 hours ago
Gave this a rewatch earlier in the year. So great.
O_C

gathered for the event

Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.
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Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
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MackReed

mood

Comic strip: small boy offers tiny coin to stern faced fireworks store proprietor, who sells him a tiny firecracker. Boy exits store, lights firecracker, tosses it back into store and sits on opposite curb enjoying watching the store’s massive stock of fireworks explode.
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Comic strip: small boy offers tiny coin to stern faced fireworks store proprietor, who sells him a tiny firecracker. Boy exits store, lights firecracker, tosses it back into store and sits on opposite curb enjoying watching the store’s massive stock of fireworks explode.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/theactio...
6 hours ago
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Xedrik 5 hours ago
Getting a lot of bang for your buck!
0y3ahSansAcut3

May The Forth...

Melted tomato and cheese open faced sandwich, with avocado slices. Fresh sliced, rioe, peach alongside. Coffee is somewhere nearby.
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Melted tomato and cheese open faced sandwich, with avocado slices. Fresh sliced, rioe, peach alongside. Coffee is somewhere nearby.
Melted tomato and cheese open faced sandwich, with avocado slices. Fresh sliced, ripe, peach alongside. Coffee is somewhere nearby. Hoopla, hoopla, hoopla, not, very quiet and cool here, of all places.
5 hours ago
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O_C

Cyber Cuck

photograph of an electric/cable box on which someone has placed a sticker reading "CYBER CUCK"
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photograph of an electric/cable box on which someone has placed a sticker reading "CYBER CUCK"
author's photo
5 hours ago
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damien

Evolution

Pokemon
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Pokemon
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
5 hours ago
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crazyunclejoe

RIDDLE ME THIS

The Riddler and their henchman at an art show
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The Riddler and their henchman at an art show
The kid and I at Carter Sexton’s Heroes and Villains art opening tonight.
14 hours ago
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Xedrik 5 hours ago
Amazing!
minimumsafedistance 2 hours ago
excellent!
damien

The Problem Solver

Water
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Water
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
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MackReed

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In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.  

But don’t get me fucking started.
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In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.

But don’t get me fucking started.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
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dad Yesterday
Arrested for violently pulling up the grass
O_C

love

Photograph of a cat wearing a red construction paper heart around its neck. The cat does not look happy to be in this situation.
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Photograph of a cat wearing a red construction paper heart around its neck. The cat does not look happy to be in this situation.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/importan...
7 hours ago
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
That kitty is being so sweet. That’s a kitty who loves a child (or the child in their human).
O_C

Garden of a Thousand Flowers

A field of blooming flowers of various types with green leaves sits against an off-white background in this hand-drawn wallpaper pattern.
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A field of blooming flowers of various types with green leaves sits against an off-white background in this hand-drawn wallpaper pattern.
source: https://redlipstickresurrected...

Catherine Nice aka Kitty McCall (Irish, b. Dublin, Ireland, based Folkestone, England) - Jardin aux Mille Fleurs (Garden of a Thousand Flowers), Hand Drawn Garden Wallpaper
7 hours ago
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MackReed

🇺🇸

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Bleach-blond/haired scary red-faced man saying, “I just love the Fourth of July!”
Have a Trumpy 250th OR ELSE

(anybody else really tired of the America Fuck Yeah vibes coming out of the administration, along with all the crimes and stupidity? Aren’t we supposed to be in open rebellion by now?)


source: https://www.tumblr.com/theactio...
6 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
If I ever start my own town, I'll call it Open Rebellion.
MackReed

meanwhile …

Overhead of an icebreaking ship plowing through the ice from the top of the screen towards the bottom at dusk, the glow of its forward lamps and aft deck lights softly reflected from the frozen surface
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Overhead of an icebreaking ship plowing through the ice from the top of the screen towards the bottom at dusk, the glow of its forward lamps and aft deck lights softly reflected from the frozen surface
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
14 hours ago
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dad

For those who celebrate

A comic-style image of the disembodied head of George Washington (?) shooting laser beams from his eyes at a burning, partially destroyed Capitol building amid flames and rubble.
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A comic-style image of the disembodied head of George Washington (?) shooting laser beams from his eyes at a burning, partially destroyed Capitol building amid flames and rubble.
16 hours ago
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MackReed pro 14 hours ago
No one expected laser Jefferson. That was their undoing.
grantbarrett pro 8 hours ago
Head of Jefferson Destroys an Alienable Right!
snarkout

America, The Manga

Two-page spread of a woodblock extensively covered in Japanese, with a man in a uniform, sword at his waist, preparing to punch a tiger.
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Two-page spread of a woodblock extensively covered in Japanese, with a man in a uniform, sword at his waist, preparing to punch a tiger.
source: https://archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp/kosho...

George Washington kills the hell out of a tiger barehanded in an 1861 Japanese history of the United States.
6 hours ago
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dogwelder

Exactly how I remember it

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15 hours ago
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minimumsafedistance an hour ago
you know, like a kneecap!
joffaboy

Tori in fluff

Grey cat resting on a fluffy rug
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Grey cat resting on a fluffy rug
Tori is back with her human mum
13 hours ago
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me3dia

it's terribly hot

A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."
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A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/grickle1...
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O_C

Two-Fisted Tales #30 (EC, 1952)

Comic book cover page for Two-Fisted Tales #30 which promises "WAR AND FIGHTING MEN" on the spine and features a black and white with firelight orange illustration of two soldiers, one with a lighter and one trying to put out a lit cigarette. The soldier with the cigarette is saying "SHOTS FROM THE HILL! DOUSE THAT LIGHT!" to the soldier with the lit lighter, unaware that this soldier is being shot through the neck.
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Comic book cover page for Two-Fisted Tales #30 which promises "WAR AND FIGHTING MEN" on the spine and features a black and white with firelight orange illustration of two soldiers, one with a lighter and one trying to put out a lit cigarette. The soldier with the cigarette is saying "SHOTS FROM THE HILL! DOUSE THAT LIGHT!" to the soldier with the lit lighter, unaware that this soldier is being shot through the neck.
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...

Classic pre-Code war cover by Jack Davis
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robotmachine

Big Fish

A huge blue whale is under the ocean looking toward the surface. With closed eyes it does a giant breech out of the water so that it will fall onto its back into the ocean. It is revealed that this was only the dream of a hapless goldfish who jumped out of its fishbowl bowl and onto the floor.
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A huge blue whale is under the ocean looking toward the surface. With closed eyes it does a giant breech out of the water so that it will fall onto its back into the ocean. It is revealed that this was only the dream of a hapless goldfish who jumped out of its fishbowl bowl and onto the floor.
source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics...
20 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
Damn, Gurewitch
0y3ahSansAcut3

Sail Catches The Wake

Great Salt Lake, 2009. The name of the boat is "Don't Panic," written upside down on the side.
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Great Salt Lake, 2009. The name of the boat is "Don't Panic," written upside down on the side.
Great Salt Lake, 2009. The name of the boat is "Don't Panic," written upside down on the side.

#photography #DayleRecord
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Xedrik 5 hours ago
My brother-in-law was a contractor and named his boat "The Job Site." Voicemail would say, "Sorry, I can't come to the phone; I'm out on The Job Site."
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
@Xedrik So good!, I was thinking of getting plates for my van, NPTICLR, then I could say I am nowhere in particular.
csilverman

mixed signals

The edge of a cliff, seen in a dark, lightless, indigo space. At the very edge of the cliff, leaning off it, is a structure that looks sort of like a cross between a lamppost and a tree trunk with very few branches. On the topmost branch is a "one way" sign pointing left, and a glowing green analog clock. Hanging from a lower branch is a traffic light displaying an orange signal. On the left side of the painting, approaching the structure, is a glowing bluish wisp. A green fog hangs in the air. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman."
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The edge of a cliff, seen in a dark, lightless, indigo space. At the very edge of the cliff, leaning off it, is a structure that looks sort of like a cross between a lamppost and a tree trunk with very few branches. On the topmost branch is a "one way" sign pointing left, and a glowing green analog clock. Hanging from a lower branch is a traffic light displaying an orange signal. On the left side of the painting, approaching the structure, is a glowing bluish wisp. A green fog hangs in the air. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman."
#notesArt
13 hours ago
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joffaboy

Happy dragon🐲

Illustration of an orange dragon with a smiling blue head
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Illustration of an orange dragon with a smiling blue head
Happy #dragon. Luttrell Psalter, England ca. 1325-1340. British Library.
https://mastodon.social/@medieva...
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damien

Everyday

Escape Room
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Escape Room
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
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vosechu pro Yesterday
Imagine if it was dim, low music, it’s all warm and snuggly, weighted blanket. 1 hr. That’s all it would take.

They would have so many repeat visitors.
lamnatos

Cause no-body, can do it, like Pope Leo can, come on!

BlueSky post by ‪@liamhogan.id.au‬ with the text:

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a 
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re 
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is 
All: AUTOMATIC
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BlueSky post by ‪@liamhogan.id.au‬ with the text:

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
Source:

https://bsky.app/profile...

The replies are ✞ HEAVENLY ✞
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bezt pro Yesterday
St. Peter’s Boutique
ardgedee pro Yesterday
If you get mailers from AARP this is playing for real in your head.
artwells

Back on my bullshit II

A plastic basket that says "ICE WHISTLES" with plastic bags of pamphlets and whistles, mounted to a tree. A tiny kodama peaks from a knot hole
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A plastic basket that says "ICE WHISTLES" with plastic bags of pamphlets and whistles, mounted to a tree. A tiny kodama peaks from a knot hole
Designed and printed a box for the whistle kits. Put it on a tree out front.

Find the kodama
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
you are my hero today
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
//Find the kodama//
I SEENT IT
shfitz pro Yesterday
What's on the pamphlets?
ba pro Yesterday
You're the Boo Radley of opposing fascism.
artwells pro Yesterday
@shfitz one English/Spanish quarter page describing your rights when encountering ICE. The other a folded multi-page pamphlet on how to use whistles when encountering ICE, also in English and Spanish
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urlnotfound

My Infowars T

A t-shirt with a rainbow colored Infowars logo with the letter "o" stylized as The Onion's onion logo.
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A t-shirt with a rainbow colored Infowars logo with the letter "o" stylized as The Onion's onion logo.
I bought this from The Onion to celebrate the relaunch of the new and improved Infowars.
2 days ago
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Bought one of the hats right away
scruss pro Yesterday
and may OG infowars types not hassle you.
dphiffer

your prehensile tail is so lovely

When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
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When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
source: https://troet.cafe/@b_rain...
3 days ago
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dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
As a "person of size", I was utterly flummoxed by someone driving by as I was walking, yelling out their car window "I LOVE YOUR BELLY!"
I literally did not know what to do with that information.
semillama

Dense Blazing Star

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This one has really taken off since last year!
23 hours ago
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me3dia

Onward, Fashion-Being

the words "Onward Fashion-Being" in white on a bright blue background
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the words "Onward Fashion-Being" in white on a bright blue background
...is the new "later, shitlords."

source: https://www.tumblr.com/contac...
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
“it’s called existence, look it up”
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Is the Fashion Being in the room with us now?
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
"... marching as to war; With the lines of Addidas, going on before."

Sorry. Grew up evangelical; got better... mostly

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