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poorusher

Touch the fishy

Painting of an orange cat poking a fish on a dinner plate that's sitting next to a pickle. Touchy da fishy!
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Painting of an orange cat poking a fish on a dinner plate that's sitting next to a pickle. Touchy da fishy!
https://infosec.exchange/@catsala...
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jpoulos

 

A two panel screenshot from an episode of the Wire. Walon (Steve Earle) leans into the guy standing next to him and says:

1st panel: "Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me"

2nd: "Four tops"
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A two panel screenshot from an episode of the Wire. Walon (Steve Earle) leans into the guy standing next to him and says:

1st panel: "Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me"

2nd: "Four tops"
Via https://bsky.app/profile...
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robritz 28 minutes ago
biden-pointing-and-smirking.gif
artwells

 

Product photo of an offline ChatGPT.

It's a branded magic 8-ball with a goatse logo. Answers typical of ChatGPT are shown
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Product photo of an offline ChatGPT.

It's a branded magic 8-ball with a goatse logo. Answers typical of ChatGPT are shown
https://bsky.app/profile...
17 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 17 hours ago
that logo is the uh Greatest Of All Time, see
bubbalumpkis pro 16 hours ago
ChatseGPT
royce002 9 hours ago
Somebody needs to make this, I would buy one right now
cristin pro an hour ago
@royce002 I looked in to custom 8 balls years ago. hard to make the float oneself, but maybe there are folks who do custom ones now.
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LocalStain

Rest in Power Uncle Steve.

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#RIP

This photo was a week ago, on Thanksgiving.

My Uncle Steve passed away this morning with Susan by his side after several years of miraculous recoveries from ailments large and small. Cancer being the main one.

4 times iirc.

We all just expected he'd live forever.

He was among the kindest and most generous people you could hope to meet. He treated my aunt and her extended family as if they were his own and from the moment we met him accepted him as one of us.

He was one of the funniest people you could ever hope to encounter.

May his memory be a blessing.


From front to back; my sister, her eldest, Uncle Steve and Aunt Susan. Susan is my mother's sister, the only surviving member of my mothers family.
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wombatman70 14 hours ago
Love to you and yours - long may his memory live!
samh pro 5 hours ago
Steve is the best name. Rest well, Steve. Rest well.
LocalStain

🚑

CDN media
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CDN media
17 hours ago
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me3dia pro 17 hours ago
Epic burn
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
Outstanding.
ckoerner 16 hours ago
Poor guy, I mean Dye.
bezt pro 14 hours ago
Being careless with liquid glass often leads to burns.
urlnotfound pro 11 hours ago
It is high comedy that the Wikipedia pages for Windows Vista/XP Aero interface and Liquid Glass reference each other.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Do you think Facebook will soon roll out a big update that makes it look like 2004 MySpace?
samh pro 5 hours ago
This is frickin' great.
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snarkout

2025.

Photograph, at night, of a hand-stenciled white sign planted in the verge of a road. "He sold you / flowers / and ICE took / him".

"ICE took him" is underlined.
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Photograph, at night, of a hand-stenciled white sign planted in the verge of a road. "He sold you / flowers / and ICE took / him".

"ICE took him" is underlined.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Charlotte, NC.
13 hours ago
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samh pro 5 hours ago
Yuck.
tclancy

Just needed to save this somewhere

Comment Image
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Comment Image
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
17 hours ago
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samh pro 5 hours ago
Looks right to me.
tclancy

A pieta about image compression

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/postmode...&
10 hours ago
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MackReed

3

A woman in a blue dress stands dwarfed by the massive cliff face of ribbed, geometric vertical rock formations that she is looking at
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A woman in a blue dress stands dwarfed by the massive cliff face of ribbed, geometric vertical rock formations that she is looking at
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
18 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 18 hours ago
Columnar joints!

We've got a load of this over in the Scablands, Frenchman Coulee is a big wall of it.
dreyfusslugado 17 hours ago
Because you know I'm all about that basalt, 'bout that basalt, no trachyte.
ckoerner 16 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado 👏
snowbow

Portal

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Found a portal in the street last night
12 hours ago
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snowbow

 

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Painted my breakfast this morning
13 hours ago
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roonie pro 13 hours ago
"Oh, Hey Bert!".
roonie pro 12 hours ago
Your breakfast is speaking to me!
misslivie 11 hours ago
I really love this.
BennyTheIcepick pro 11 hours ago
“Morning, Peewee”
“MORNING MISTER BREAKFAST!”
“Can I have some Mr. T cereal?”
ufez pro 8 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick <3
samh pro 5 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick knows.
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macmanx

Breaking News

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A large anthropomorphic hot dogs gestures her mustard hands and says, "Breaking News," as a banner saying exactly that appears.
from https://watch.dropout.tv/very-imp...
15 hours ago
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ba

Upcoming Gig in Chicagoland

Comic Book-style Illustration 

Headline: BANGUS

Drawing of a Saxophonist, Vibraphonist, and Drummer in colorful suits against a background of stylized cannabis leaves

Caption: B.A. Rosenblum - Tenor Sax; Tim Heuer - Vibraphone; Angus Forbes - Drums

Dec 10, 5-7 PM, The West Town Bakery, 100 Chicago Ave, Evanston
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Comic Book-style Illustration

Headline: BANGUS

Drawing of a Saxophonist, Vibraphonist, and Drummer in colorful suits against a background of stylized cannabis leaves

Caption: B.A. Rosenblum - Tenor Sax; Tim Heuer - Vibraphone; Angus Forbes - Drums

Dec 10, 5-7 PM, The West Town Bakery, 100 Chicago Ave, Evanston
source: https://www.facebook.com/share...
20 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
poor Tim doesn't get his name incorporated into the band name
ba pro 19 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado Tim is a guest star. The project is me and Angus, with a rotating cast of guests.
Argie pro 19 hours ago
Tim's just happy to play his Vibraphone 😊
rogrtheshrubber pro 19 hours ago
"BANGUS, TIM!"
wmo pro 16 hours ago
similar to The Johnny Vidocovich Trio on Thursdays at the Maple Leaf wherein Johnny is the only constant.
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
"Bakery."
*sensible chuckle*
roonie pro 12 hours ago
@MackReed chortled, didin I
ba pro 12 hours ago
@MackReed @roonie It's an actual bakery, with a cannabis dispensary on the premises.
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scotto

am i winning

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6 hours ago
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samh pro 5 hours ago
Same
joshmillard pro 5 hours ago
bless
macmanx

"what if the ship of theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with

The image is from a Thomas the Tank Engine picture book. A mechanic is putting a new smokestack on Thomas with a crane. Thomas looks up with an expression that can be read as surprise or wonder. Underneath the image is the following text: Thomas didn't enjoy his time at the Works. "It's nice to feel mended again," he said afterwards, "but they took so many of my old parts away and put new ones in, that I'm not sure whether I'm really me or another engine."
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The image is from a Thomas the Tank Engine picture book. A mechanic is putting a new smokestack on Thomas with a crane. Thomas looks up with an expression that can be read as surprise or wonder. Underneath the image is the following text: Thomas didn't enjoy his time at the Works. "It's nice to feel mended again," he said afterwards, "but they took so many of my old parts away and put new ones in, that I'm not sure whether I'm really me or another engine."
titled as found

from https://mas.to/@leshiaa...
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Yes son, this was your grandfather's axe. The handle has been replaced three times, and the head twice, but it's still your grandfather's axe.

Our the one from that book that I can't remember the name of right now. John something I think?
bezt pro Yesterday
Barring long-lived cells like neurons, all humans are in the same boat (of Thesus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
idogcow Yesterday
Whoa.
Panjandrum 34 minutes ago
@Lockjaw John Dies at the End?
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misslivie

to do

"TO DO: build community, shop small & local, speak up & speak out, practice empathy, protect the vulnerable, give to good causes, care for the earth, be brave & loving, investigate, read & listen, abide no facism"
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"TO DO: build community, shop small & local, speak up & speak out, practice empathy, protect the vulnerable, give to good causes, care for the earth, be brave & loving, investigate, read & listen, abide no facism"
Lucy Knisley posted this in Patreon and encouraged others to share. What else is there to say?

Well, I had a few more words re shopping small: https://pencilbooth.com/posts...
17 hours ago
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artwells

"his presence is golf"

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woman saying something
9 hours ago
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jpoulos pro 9 hours ago
He tells me that he jerks off.
jive_t pro 9 hours ago
what clef are those earrings?
Argie pro 9 hours ago
"Let's talk about that, then golf"
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
“Sashimi, then, took off!”
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dogwelder

I watched four movies! AGAIN!

Four fake posters for real movies based on four real posters for other movies:
Kansas City Confidential as Atlantis: The Lost City (yeah, that was a deep cut)
The Devil's Needle as You've Got Mail
Train Dreams as Die My Love
Sentimental Value as The Graduate
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Four fake posters for real movies based on four real posters for other movies:
Kansas City Confidential as Atlantis: The Lost City (yeah, that was a deep cut)
The Devil's Needle as You've Got Mail
Train Dreams as Die My Love
Sentimental Value as The Graduate
Fake posters for four movies I watched based on real posters for other movies. More at https://ga2so.com/blog, or on the fediverse at @ga2so_2wba65@www.ga2so.com . I'm currently seven posters behind.

Original posters listed in the alt tag.

Kansas City Confidential: A great little thriller.
The Devil's Needle: The most interesting part was the degradation of the film stock.
Train Dreams: Like a Terrence Malick film, except that I actually liked it. Stayed in my head for days.
Sentimental Value: Strong performances, but it didn't really resonate with me.
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homerj 7 hours ago
Train Dreams was one of those movies you watch and go "huh...that was an OK movie." And then it hits you a little later "wait...I think that was a really great movie..."
williwaw pro 6 hours ago
I strongly encourage anyone who hasn't already to read Train Dreams! It's my tied-for-1st favorite Denis Johnson book and it's such a stupendous but quiet novel. They must have done something right for the film (which I'm not going to see) because similarly it takes space and time for one to realize how good it is.
joffaboy

The oldest light you can see, from Patagonia

2 people can be seen in a night scene with the Andromeda galaxy, many stars and a blush of red and blue tint in the sky
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2 people can be seen in a night scene with the Andromeda galaxy, many stars and a blush of red and blue tint in the sky
'The Andromeda Galaxy at 2.5 million light years away is the most distant object easily seen with your unaided eye. Given its distance, light from Andromeda is likely also the oldest light that you can see.'

[click to embiggen]

Photo: Gerardo Ferrarino

source: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod...
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tonyb pro Yesterday
wow, I really thought it would be smaller in the sky at that distance...
zeitgeist Yesterday
@tonyb this is what you could see if it were all bright enough to be visible, what you can actually see it more just the core.
tonyb pro Yesterday
thank you!
Davezilla

Mistletoaster

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ufez pro Yesterday
KitchenNutz
thelonius 22 hours ago
I lived in a place that had outlets on the ceiling once. People would almost get mad, when they visited, demanding to know why. I don't know, I'd say. I rent the place, I didn't wire it. Eventually I found out that someone used to run a sewing business there, and the outlets were above what had been a table for sewing machines.
vosechu pro 21 hours ago
They’re also handy if you want to have a light above the kitchen table, but don’t want to hardwire it permanently!
ardgedee pro 20 hours ago
@vosechu Yup. I used to have some outlet adapters that had lamp sockets on the end rather than more outlets. Handy for rental spaces with a wall outlet built into the ceiling fixture, or when you wanted your room to have a spooky lit-from-below vibe.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
Two toasters? Who needs two toasters?
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ba

Jazz Ensemble

Jazz big band comprised of high school students in dark suits.
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Jazz big band comprised of high school students in dark suits.
My boy rocking the baritone sax in his school's big band.
Yesterday
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robritz Yesterday
that's no boy... that there's a man!
urlnotfound

straining under the weight of religion

An Advent colander.
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An Advent colander.
The days gone pasta
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crazyunclejoe

THE ONLY WAY TO FLY

Shelves at a bar, filled with delightful liquors
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Shelves at a bar, filled with delightful liquors
Denver is so stressful, and leaving is always filled with guilt. Williams & Graham in the A Terminal is my transition point, where I let myself be ok with going home. Tonight featuring a Queens Park Swizzle and the best bone marrow in town.
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MackReed

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a translucent white jellyfish swims against a black backdrop like a billowing cloud.
These three photos just popped up in succession in my feed. Felt cool. Might delete later.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
OMW
Argie

FDP

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Robotron_smith 18 hours ago
A brief period of peace in the Cola Wars
travis pro 9 hours ago
young Carlton!
MackReed

2

a massive cloud of ash towers over a huge active volcano against a blue sky
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a massive cloud of ash towers over a huge active volcano against a blue sky
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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roonie pro 12 hours ago
This is a still of 1!
innit
0y3ahSansAcut3

Scene Worth Waiting For...

Waterbirds in a wetland environment, which is mostly orange in color. The birds stand out in profile on the water, due to the overhead skylight, being cool in color.
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Waterbirds in a wetland environment, which is mostly orange in color. The birds stand out in profile on the water, due to the overhead skylight, being cool in color.
A drone photo shows a flock of birds foraging in a wetland in Xinghua, China
#Photography Xinhua/Shutterstock
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pk

Caution: Silly Season is here

A photograph of a mid-sized seal sitting on grass and in front of bushes along the side of the road. Framing the picture of either side is an orange road cone with reflective markings. It seems to imply these cones are warning you about this seal, which has a nonplussed look, as it stares ahead towards the camera
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A photograph of a mid-sized seal sitting on grass and in front of bushes along the side of the road. Framing the picture of either side is an orange road cone with reflective markings. It seems to imply these cones are warning you about this seal, which has a nonplussed look, as it stares ahead towards the camera
"A sea lion looks out between two road cones on a road near Dunedin. Photograph: Giverny Forbes/Department of Conservation"

from this story: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

new story: https://www.theguardian.com/world...
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artwells

What I saw

Scratched up poster with a rose graphic
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Scratched up poster with a rose graphic
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joffaboy

Wendy Carlos

Wendy Carlos poses with a large bank of synths
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Wendy Carlos poses with a large bank of synths
Wendy Carlos pictured with the Moog System 55, a staple in her solo projects and iconic film scores, including for Stanley Kubrick’s ‘A Clockwork Orange’ (1972)

https://www.tumblr.com/389...
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neuracnu pro Yesterday
Love love love that she gets listed along side Daft Punk and Nine Inch Nails as iconic composers of Tron movie scores.

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