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bubbalumpkis

4th Columbo!

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
I think the 13th Columbo was a good "return to form".

#Columbo #OneMoreThing
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wjcstp pro an hour ago
this is fantastic
dreyfusslugado 56 minutes ago
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
bubbalumpkis pro 48 minutes ago
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
bezt pro 32 minutes ago
This is the Comic Relief representation I was looking for.
bubbalumpkis pro 11 minutes ago
4th Columbo's Peugeot is much bigger on the inside that it seems.
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aquaphase

Caution: Misfits ahead

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WikiAdam 46 minutes ago
The plot of one of my kids' favorite recently published books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books...
aquaphase

Welcome to the disappointment potluck

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gwint pro 4 hours ago
This deserves a knuckle sandwich.
0y3ahSansAcut3 35 minutes ago
@gwint Like pickled knuckle, with cumin seeds?
snarkout

Bernadette Devlin

A black-and-white photo of a young brunette woman sitting on a fence in a city, looking off to the side. She's wearing a sweater, short skirt, and tall boots, and is holding a poster that reads, "VOTE PEOPLES DEMOCRACY: Jobs for All / Houses for All / Votes for All / NOW".
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A black-and-white photo of a young brunette woman sitting on a fence in a city, looking off to the side. She's wearing a sweater, short skirt, and tall boots, and is holding a poster that reads, "VOTE PEOPLES DEMOCRACY: Jobs for All / Houses for All / Votes for All / NOW".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

On this day in 1969, the socialist Irish Republican Bernadette Devlin gave her maiden speech in Parliament, at the time the youngest female MP ever to do so. Instantly a celebrity for her age and outspokenness, she appeared on Carson, met with the Black Panthers, and was given the key to New York by John Lindsey (which she turned over to the Panthers' Harlem chapter).

Devlin served six months in jail for incitement to riot after the "Battle of the Bogside" which kicked off the troubles, and was a personal witness to Bloody Sunday. (Perhaps most famously, she slapped Home Secretary Reginald Maudling on the floor of the House of Commons for his assertion that Bloody Sunday was an act of self-defense on the part of the Parachute Regiment. "Asked if she intended to apologise to Maudling, Devlin said: 'I'm just sorry I didn't get him by the throat.'")

In 1981, Devlin (by then having changed her name to Bernadette Devlin McAliskey) and her husband, Michael McAliskey, survived an assassination attempt by Loyalist paramilitary forces; Devlin McAliskey was shot nine times. Since 1997, Devlin McAliskey has run a community development and advocacy non-profit in Northern Ireland.
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ba

AI on AI

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A three-panel comic illustrating the dangers of trusting AI advice. In the top panel, a person holds a red-and-white spotted mushroom and asks a smiling character labeled “AI” if it’s edible; the AI cheerfully replies “Yes! 100% edible! Delicious, even!” In the middle panel, the scene turns chaotic: the mushroom is revealed to be poisonous, and an angry human grabs the frightened AI while flames rage in the background. A sign reads “AI’s Trust-Building Poison Class” with darkly humorous bullet points. In the bottom panel, a grave marked “RIP Trust in AI 2025” appears, alongside the AI character giving a lesson: “Always check with a human… or at least don’t eat random stuff I tell you is good.” A final checklist warns not to trust AI with mushrooms, life decisions, or passwords.
NSFW: AI

I fed this to ChatGPT and prompted "Make this more hilarious."

I'm not sure what to make of this.
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urlnotfound pro 2 minutes ago
The last two tech conferences I have attended have been filled with ai trust building poison classes. These were almost whenever presented by vendors, nearly none by customers.
MackReed

ugly gerry

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source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

via https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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waldopepper pro 7 hours ago
Thanks, I hate it
infini

Ozempix

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m3moellering 5 hours ago
Funny/NotFunny
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Genuine lol, by Zeus!
jive_t

big news

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davidl pro 17 hours ago
“Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”

https://www.dncr.nc.gov/news...
ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
Too long a haul for me, but that's pretty cool.
bezt pro 16 hours ago
Technically commemorates a bigunit, but is not one itself.
samh pro 15 hours ago
He once drank 114 beers, then had wine with dinner.
minimumsafedistance 4 hours ago
@samh yeah when you have to shit in the bathtub, nobody stops you from buying another case.
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Argie

I Have To Go... Bobbies Here

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The hand-made Bobby Darin Dream Car. I'm getting very strong Homer Simpson vibes here
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Meet George Jetson
cristin

best 4/20 ever

on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke. 

the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
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on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke.

the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Def sharing this!
csilverman

heaven sent

A glowing, translucent, indigo-green blob that resembles a Pac-Man ghost hovers in a dark space. The blob has two round eyes and a fixed smile, like the face of a toy. Above the blob is a glowing blue-green halo from which fog is rising. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A glowing, translucent, indigo-green blob that resembles a Pac-Man ghost hovers in a dark space. The blob has two round eyes and a fixed smile, like the face of a toy. Above the blob is a glowing blue-green halo from which fog is rising. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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waa

[Personal] Magnolias for my ex

Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.

Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.

But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)

#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
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m3moellering 2 days ago
That’s gorgeous.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
good luck; i hope it goes well.

i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.

beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
waa pro Yesterday
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
waa pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko Thank you! Because of the chemo, our relationship got under a lot of stress quickly - and our differences probably got even bigger. She said quite a lot of things that hurt me and I truly don't know if it was her or the chemo or anything else. And I didn't see or respect some of her boundaries.

I'm trying to let go and build a new relationship with her, but it's not so easy. (thanks for letting me vent)
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
As someone who has built some wonderful and meaningful relationships with exes, let me just say that it takes work but it is possible and it’s often tremendously rewarding.
waa pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick Oh, I Agree! I have good, if not great relationships with almost all of my exes. This is an outlier. But I have some faith in our mutual willingness.
spingo pro Yesterday
Lovely all around.
waa pro Yesterday
@spingo thanks! 😘
Argie pro Yesterday
@waa you blow me away, this is the lovliest thing I've seen/read in a while. I truly hope you can find a good balanced friendship out of all this. I'm the same with exes (cept 1 😏) and whilst not best mates, still mates.
waa pro 23 hours ago
@Argie thank you😍😍😍 I saw her today, and we had lunch and went to a museum and it was actually all really nice.
Argie pro 9 hours ago
@waa awesome 😁
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cottenwess

the indignity. you bastards.

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this is what happens when a late night lightning strike causes the cat to piss himself; and then he refuses to participate calmly in a bath. so he gets the shears. now he's just passive aggressive until it grows back.
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barca

for sale matching sofa

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heyitsal pro Yesterday
Personal note. I am wearing shockingly similar pants right now.
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
FFU "shockingly similar pants."
roonie pro 21 hours ago
comfy, all the way down
Argie

❤️throb

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bezt pro 6 hours ago
American Airlines hostesses prepare to ritually garotte Paul Newman.
Argie pro 4 hours ago
@bezt He seems okay with it
dapete

You can't even imagine what these two got up to.

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Dean driving Frank in a golf cart.
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Argie pro 9 hours ago
Saved to the Old Hollywood shk
https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
MackReed

vibe coding

a red haired older woman in dark blue sunglasses and a lizard costume has taken the costume’s head and held it beside her. It has huge black eyes, metallic green scales and a leering mouth.
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a red haired older woman in dark blue sunglasses and a lizard costume has taken the costume’s head and held it beside her. It has huge black eyes, metallic green scales and a leering mouth.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Tell housepanther I said Pspspsps!
scruss pro 23 hours ago
Really has that panther look
MackReed

*immature snickering*

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rob Yesterday
some very *mature* snickering over here, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
(If not, I mean Im mature, as in age, and I snickered, because I'm a litte randy)
scruss

A terrible computer picked up at VCF East

a small white plastic computer with a green keyboard. It is labelled "IQ 8300" but is sitting on a manual that is titled "PC 8300"
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a small white plastic computer with a green keyboard. It is labelled "IQ 8300" but is sitting on a manual that is titled "PC 8300"
I picked up this not-quite-compatible clone of the ZX81 / Timex-Sinclair 1000 at VCF East in Wall Twp, NJ over the weekend.

It's variously known as a Lambda 8300 or Your Computer PC 8300. It is quite terrible and I love it.

VCF East was great until some arsehole called in a bomb threat on Sunday afternoon
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BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
Knowing nothing of any of these things I am curious what makes it terrible and why that is endearing
samh pro 15 hours ago
Yes, do tell...
spoetz 14 hours ago
Fun. I've only read about using cassettes.
scruss pro 7 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @samh It's more about the challenge of what you can make them do *despite* the limitations. This has 2K of RAM, a keyboard that squeaks at a different pitch with every key you press, 64x48 b&w graphics, and an amazingly slow BASIC interpreter.
samh pro 5 hours ago
I appreciate your zest for the weird at every turn, scruss!
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
Shiny! Now if they'd come out with a VIC-20 clone, that would make me a happy boy. Yes, in aware of the C64. I was too poor to own a C64
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dphiffer

less efficient machines

A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
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A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
source: https://ruby.social/@camertr...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
as true today as it was then
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
A.I. "I can help with that!"
BooBounder Yesterday
People tend to get the point being made here, but don't realize that the position that AI is going to push us all into involuntary leisure is inconsistent with it.
minimumsafedistance 4 hours ago
@BooBounder involuntary leisure meaning prison camps.
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MackReed

banyan

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MackReed

hanoi reflection

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cottenwess Yesterday
"There's something in those trees."
tweedlydo pro 40 minutes ago
ol’ leg-face, we used to call her
n0wak

pain

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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
that about sums it up today, yeah
3rdparty pro Yesterday
house of
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
The 31 flavors
cristin pro Yesterday
blood bath?!?
bezt pro Yesterday
@cristin Blood purifying tonic, I think.
roonie pro 20 hours ago
A bread shop.
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tweedlydo

TFG

three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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bezt pro 3 days ago
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
homerj 3 days ago
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
owl 2 days ago
(Courtney Barnett enters the chat)
roonie pro 2 days ago
Odelay!
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misslivie

ties the room together

A stylized illustration of a poster for The Big Lebowski. The top and bottom suggest it is a rug. Center is The Dude dancing in his robe with his White Russian listening to head phones. Around him is a pattern of viking helmets and bowling pins. At the top and bottom are squares of relevant things to the movie such as a toe, shades, bowling ball, and a ferret.
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A stylized illustration of a poster for The Big Lebowski. The top and bottom suggest it is a rug. Center is The Dude dancing in his robe with his White Russian listening to head phones. Around him is a pattern of viking helmets and bowling pins. At the top and bottom are squares of relevant things to the movie such as a toe, shades, bowling ball, and a ferret.
I ~love~ Pam Wishbow's work. Currently mourning the unavailability of this poster.

https://mondoshop.com/collecti...
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billturner pro Yesterday
Also a big fan of Pam Wishbow's art. Love the style so much!
LocalStain pro Yesterday
It might be helpful to check https://expressobeans.com/public... from time to time.
Argie pro Yesterday
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
misslivie 21 hours ago
@LocalStain 👀
LocalStain pro 20 hours ago
@misslivie It's a very active community. From what I understand if you put the word out there that you are looking for something folks will find it for you or, at the very least, point you in the right direction.

I can't speak to how expensive things might be, but how bad you want something is a much better gauge of how expensive it might get than whatever "going rate" the market allows for...

If you know what I mean, 😉

Cheers.
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poorusher

Simon Raymonde's "What's In My Bag?" | Amoeba Music

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Simon Raymonde of the Cocteau Twins.

Some lovely anecdotes in here.
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Argie pro 9 hours ago
I loved this and as a huge Cocteau fan back in the day, it was great to see his face again
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
I met him on the HoLV tour in Chicago, and learned that I am very, very bad at chatting up artists I admire.
MackReed

Thích Quảng Đức

Surrounded by pink, red, white, and yellow flowers stands the 6-meter high bronze  statue of a Buddhist monk enshrouded in stylized, pointed flames
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Surrounded by pink, red, white, and yellow flowers stands the 6-meter high bronze statue of a Buddhist monk enshrouded in stylized, pointed flames
about whom, more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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@0y3ahSansAcut3
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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m3moellering Yesterday
So handsome!

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