It would be peak 2020 for humanity to be saved by the Juggalos.

I am fine with this.

I have very mixed feelings. #therealjoeutsler

bring a hatchet to the polls

I am also fine with this.

This is wire fraud

I dunno if you won. It's tough to gauge.

dad jokes are a good outlet

Was this a direct attack, or did you alternate?

Welcome to the resistance, make yourself at ohm

I would get in an accident if I saw this on the road

Two maggots were fighting in dead Ernest.

@UhhhClem i always heard it “let’s make love in ernest”

Is this a going to be a formal event or just casual-dehyde?

Gig economy

omg those are so perfect.

I LOVE THEM.

None. None more 80s.

That showtime documentary was dope

Jane. Such a crush I had.

@dogwelder you have excellent taste in crushes

Dawwwww.

“How Much More” was always a favorite. Here’s an early recording for Stiff Records. https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Seconding the movie, very good.

i read that in alec baldwin’s voice narrating the royal tenenbaums.

Inspirational!

Owned

I mean that's more games than I've ever simultaneously played against chess masters so who the fuck am I to judge?

i need more inspirationals like these

popcorn clearly good at it! 14/10

wow

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I want to go there so bad.

This is amazing

Since I run a soup party most years, a couple of people have been sending me variations of this.

source: https://twitter.com/ReelQuin...

The comments on that thread are solid gold!

The true "genius" of Fox is not censoring this news, but spinning it into something positive.

"Look how smart Trump has been at using the tax code to his advantage! Don't you hate paying taxes too?"

he fine as hell in IJ movies

@jaymayday he dirties up well

RH;PAC is my MO

CTW;LA - comic too wordy; liking anyway

using a weird processor

she has good taste in keyboards. Model Mmmmmagnificent!

oiy... yaam... wroitingk... eh... bejook.

Does she have a sister?

She's lovely and all, but I always thought she was the least hot member of Team Cockroach.

The hottest? Manny Jacinto/Jason Mendoza. That guy is beautiful.

@dogwelder
That one scene where he and Michael were taking the pushcart on the railroad tracks, and he was in the suit with his hair all parted fancy? DAAAAAAAMN.

@BennyTheIcepick, EXACTLY the scene I was thinking of.

She makes me feel funny in my bad place.

wut

@urlnotfound ++

@dogwelder @BennyTheIcepick Did you guys see the video of him reading "thirst tweets"? https://www.youtube.com/watch...

I actually saw her once outside Euston station when she was working on T4

Repost this every week, constantly, forever, until this once-promising nation sinks into the sea, its highest hopes ever unfulfilled.

Spirit animal

"This eucalyptus got me faded AF bruh..."

I, too, am Koala.

Look - spreading chlamydia really takes it out of you. It's not as easy as you'd think!

Sound strategy.

Their walnut sized brains are also very smooth. They may be adorable, but they are evolutionary dumbfucks. Eucalyptus is toxic, so baby koalas have to be fed prechewed cud from their mothers to build up a tolerance. Along with making them high it's also nutritionally near useless. Their continued survival is now more likely because humans find them cute.

It's like if your college roommate would only eat twinkies laced with LSD and arsenic, but they had big eyes and fluffy ears, so you'd slip them a vitamin supplement or two just so they'd not die and stink up the place.

@mrzarquon what provides them with the nutrition their bodies require (in the wild)?

They barely move so they require little nutrition. All they eat is eucalyptus. They spend all their waking hours chewing and chewing and chewing.

Also the koala joeys eat the pre-digested cud from the mama’s bum. They eat mama dookie.

it's a h(e)ad scratch(e)r for sur(e)!

That whole video is pretty amazing.

Clearly not Dynaflex

Surely Dead Or Alive didn't mean _this_.

Mythbusters did this with a CD. It was awesome.

Polish ham again, Nation?

Come with me, and you'll be
In a world of pure hamagination

By Lin Manuel Miranda

In fact: https://mltshp.com/p/1JU9I

@bill Don't you mean Lin Hamual Miranda?

You want something that hasn’t been sitting in a tin can for five months? Well, use your hamagination.

@shaniber God damn it.

Gonna use my my my
Hamagination

Not even LeBron?

@snarkout : i think he married and i dont fk w people in relationships and i would hands down choose rihanna over labreezy

@snarkout (my friend went to hs w him and called him that and i think it so funny)

@jaymayday Oh I'm just thinking about everyone says Ri-ri has a thing for LBJ.

@snarkout : so u saying i gotta battle LBJ.....sheeit

@jaymayday I mean it worked for Steph Curry, it can work for you.

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So in other words, Blackburn would rather the nation be destroyed than an old piece of paper.