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poorusher

Teutonic cheese

An old advert (from the early 60's) for cheese, it shows different slabs of cheese piled up, some fruit here and there and a cheese knife stuck in one of the holey cheeses.
 
Text reads "Käse ist eine Gaumenfreude!" or "Cheese is a delight for the palate!"
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An old advert (from the early 60's) for cheese, it shows different slabs of cheese piled up, some fruit here and there and a cheese knife stuck in one of the holey cheeses.

Text reads "Käse ist eine Gaumenfreude!" or "Cheese is a delight for the palate!"
2 hours ago
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dapete

give yourself some Grace

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5 hours ago
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Argie pro 2 hours ago
saved to the old hollywood shk https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
nikkuneko

the song of my people

a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
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a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
my old supervisor messaged me this morning with this extremely targeted content

in her words, "I saw that and I was '....nick'"

purchase link (lots of great stuff from this shop!):
https://www.wonderfairhomeshop...
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misslivie 19 hours ago
I'm from the south but I'm also like this
homerj 18 hours ago
On more than one occasion I've used "gonna sneak right past ya" IRL.
Xedrik 8 hours ago
I saw one of those animated LED open/closed signs while at a stoplight today. It read OPE and I was like... wow I get it, but here in the PNW? and then the N lit up...
jive_t pro 2 hours ago
@Xedrik there’s a nail place nearby with a flashy closed sign and it always cracks me up. C L O S E D CLOSED CLOSED
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Argie

Just a... sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

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A cinema here used to play the Rocky Horror every Friday night at midnight and 18/19 year old me and a couple of friends decided to go along, not even really understanding what it was all about. When we arrived we found half the cinema was dressed like the characters. They had umbrellas and they threw rice in the air (IYKYK) and yelled out dialogue at certain points along the way.

The crowd sang along and interacted with the film as if it was scripted. We we're blown away!

So months later we all decided to go again and this time we'd dress up too, which was a huge extroverted thing to do for this bunch of introverts. When we arrived, pretty impressed with our efforts, we discovered that nobody else had dressed up that night just us. Worst best night of our 18/19 year old lives thus far 😁

Vale Tim Curry and thanks for the shows

also could we not just have one day to mourn Dolly alone
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dapete 5 hours ago
My favorite memory is 4 of us showing up with 10lbs of rice each.
Argie pro 2 hours ago
@dapete hahaah perfect
ckoerner

Titan

A brown dog with a white nose and paws lays in a large fluffy dog bed in a typical living room. One ear is sticking straight up like a radar dish.
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A brown dog with a white nose and paws lays in a large fluffy dog bed in a typical living room. One ear is sticking straight up like a radar dish.
It's international dog day, so here's Titan, our new dog. He's a rescue like our previous pup. He was at animal control for six months with little known about his background. We were a little nervous bringing him into a home with cats. It's working out well. (I think) he thinks the cats are small, funny looking dogs.

He's mostly farts and fur, but he's a good boy. We got lucky again. 🥲

He also sleeps funny: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5P
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m3moellering 13 minutes ago
Sweet boy!
me3dia

reppin’ the ‘shk

Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
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Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
Recently dug this back up from the bottom of my t-shirt drawer. It’s a good summer shirt.
18 hours ago
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ufez pro 17 hours ago
Vintage!
nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
yay! is that one of the cotton bureau ones?

i think i have the same one! (https://mltshp.com/p/1RPSZ, https://mltshp.com/p/1BTI1) i love it but am always afraid i'll ruin it if i wear it too much!
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
“It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.”
Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
@MackReed 👏👏👏
me3dia pro 15 hours ago
@nikkuneko yep! It slowly made its way down the stack (I don't often wear bright colors) but I dug it out for a few spins before fall weather returns.
Davezilla pro 11 hours ago
I still have my black on black shirt
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dapete

current mood

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mrklaw

Time well spent

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thelonius Yesterday
Time is free.
Mozai 57 minutes ago
Loss of potential income is damage... damnit.
me3dia

ethereal grace

"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
RIP Dolly


source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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homerj Yesterday
She's up there with Mr. Rodgers and Jim Henson on my list of "Just really decent human beings that made the world a better place."
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Yes, the universe wanted her back.
ffg

Too good for this world

Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
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Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
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ckoerner

Titan Sleeping

A large brown dog sen from above as he lays flat on the white tile kitchen floor.
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A large brown dog sen from above as he lays flat on the white tile kitchen floor.
Our new dog lays down like a spatchcock chicken. More: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5O
16 hours ago
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1f2frfbf pro 16 hours ago
I call this position the "frog dog" but the internetz calls it a "sploot." Either way the end result is cool tummies and smiles all around.
mare pro an hour ago
Hail the power of the orchiectomy!
robotmachine

 

<a person stands in front of a mailbox; pain radiates from their lower back and they have a pained look on their face>
"Ah shit I looked in the mailbox weird and threw out my back."

<the person looks as a kid runs out in the street after a ball; a car is coming; the car honks their horn which is inexplicably shown as "BWOM">

<The kid is crushed under the car tire; the car tire says CRUNCH>

<the kid runs back across the yard past the ailing person seemingly unharmed>
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<a person stands in front of a mailbox; pain radiates from their lower back and they have a pained look on their face>
"Ah shit I looked in the mailbox weird and threw out my back."

<the person looks as a kid runs out in the street after a ball; a car is coming; the car honks their horn which is inexplicably shown as "BWOM">

<The kid is crushed under the car tire; the car tire says CRUNCH>

<the kid runs back across the yard past the ailing person seemingly unharmed>
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artwells

let. me. die.

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A wavy wind machine promotional figure that has had it arms torn up from excessive use
Seen today. Introducing me to view the end of my career arc in new light
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MackReed

en route to black rock city

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By way of Bremerton, WA.

On playa I’ll be living at Hobo Camp, 6:00/A. Stop by a spell and have a drink with me. Or come get some beans at noontime any day during Burn Week.
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homerj 13 hours ago
Isn't Bremerton in the opposite direction? In any case, have a good time!
Argie

The Big Roach

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Big Aussie Units Series #76

Not exactly sure of its current location but somewhere in the Adelaide Plains region of South Australia. He's been on a few journies over the years.

Have not visited


More Big Units https://mltshp.com/bigunits
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poorusher 7 hours ago
Papa Roach
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
Pitchfork and... flaming knife?
grantbarrett pro 38 minutes ago
Reminds me of the giant dinosaurs in southern California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
m3moellering 18 minutes ago
Do you mean to say that it travels?!?
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MackReed

whip of the week

a yellow vehicle with bicycle seat, handlebars, a little 2-stroke engine, and 4 train wheels sitting on railroad tracks inside a building behind velvet rope.
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a yellow vehicle with bicycle seat, handlebars, a little 2-stroke engine, and 4 train wheels sitting on railroad tracks inside a building behind velvet rope.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
22 hours ago
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Lockjaw pro 21 hours ago
That looks like it would be hella fun!
wjcstp pro 21 hours ago
That's super cool, it wouldn't take much power to get really flying down the rails
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Hummmm Bakersfield to St. George, Utah... needs a golf umbrella.
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 and a cooler.
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csilverman

grasping to control

A person wearing a cowboy hat clings to a rope or vine, swinging out into an empty yellow space. They are approaching a traffic light, also hanging in space, fixed to an unseen anchor. The light is set to yellow. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person wearing a cowboy hat clings to a rope or vine, swinging out into an empty yellow space. They are approaching a traffic light, also hanging in space, fixed to an unseen anchor. The light is set to yellow. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dogwelder

MASSIVE bike upgrade!

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One of my Presta valves on my gravel bike died, so I used it as an excuse to try out Clik valves. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MORE EXCITED???????
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Argie pro 11 hours ago
I mean, I'm not a valve guy, but... I reckon that is a seriously good looking (new) valve
dogwelder pro 11 hours ago
@Argie it has one or two tiny issues- it's harder to let air out of the tire, and regular presta pumps work but think the tire pressure is higher than it actually is- but the'yre a breeze to install and the top won't bend like the top of as Presta loves to do.
wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
Are there different pumps or adapters available? I’m interested in these but already support 2 valve formats among our bikes.
dogwelder pro 9 hours ago
@wjcstp a standard Presta pump works with these, with the caveat that the pressure gauge read about 6-7 pounds higher. The valve uses a spring to hold itself closed, and that's the apparent relative change in pressure. I bought an adapter for my floor pump that gets rid of that problem, but I'm not going to worry about my travel pump until I'm sire I'm sticking with these.
cwhartman pro 57 minutes ago
My son and I watch a lot of Berm Peak videos on Youtube, Seth who runs the channel is a big Clik fan (and also openly part owner of Clik). The kid keeps trying to get me convert the whole fleet.

I am somewhat tempted - almost all of my bikes are tubeless, my presto cores inevitably seem to clog up with goop and make filling up take lots of time and effort. Need to look into if Clik will solve that problem, and how happy it is with sealant in general.
samh pro 49 minutes ago
My brother switched to Clik this year and has many hundreds of miles of use with them and speaks highly.
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the_adriator

What I saw

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Yesterday, my partner and I walked through the woods by his family's camp to find this. He said you could go upstairs in it when he was a kid in the 80s, but it's looking a lot worse now.

There are three desks upstairs, two of them being old school desks. Downstairs, we also saw a typewriter in its case, books and board games, and more children's toys (which was kind of creepy).

There is also an entire pallet of industrial-sized cans of green peas there on the second floor. And many around the structure. That was the weirdest part.
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crazyunclejoe pro 18 hours ago
Story prompt.
jer pro 12 hours ago
[sign hangs by one rusty nail] WELCOME TO TETANUS HOLLOW
robotmachine

Dolly’s Letter to Eminem

<image of a letter; at the top is a large signature reading “Dolly” in pink>
Marshall (Eminem),
Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that Thope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate
'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton

<social media post>
Eminem: 
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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<image of a letter; at the top is a large signature reading “Dolly” in pink>
Marshall (Eminem),
Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that Thope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate
'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton

<social media post>
Eminem:
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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Lockjaw pro 21 hours ago
Damn allergies.
robotmachine

 

<image of two flashlights on a carpet pointed at a wall; the left flashlight is giant and has less intense light while the right flashlight is tiny and has a very intense light>
Left flashlight is labelled “Das Kapital by Karl Marx”
Right flashlight is labelled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”
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<image of two flashlights on a carpet pointed at a wall; the left flashlight is giant and has less intense light while the right flashlight is tiny and has a very intense light>
Left flashlight is labelled “Das Kapital by Karl Marx”
Right flashlight is labelled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”
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robotmachine

 

<social media screenshot>
tim curry could have written the communist manifesto but karl marx couldn’t have danced in heels
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<social media screenshot>
tim curry could have written the communist manifesto but karl marx couldn’t have danced in heels
source: https://beige.party/@JenYetA...
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robotmachine

 

<screenshot of a social media post>

Michael Harriot
@michaelharriot

Here's a quietly wonderful thing I noticed:

If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you'll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say:

"Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours"

10:00 AM • Oct 6, 2022
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<screenshot of a social media post>

Michael Harriot
@michaelharriot

Here's a quietly wonderful thing I noticed:

If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you'll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say:

"Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours"

10:00 AM • Oct 6, 2022
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deaduncledave

Seems only right to bake this tonight

Picture of a Dolly Parton's biscuit batter peach cobbler frozen dessert.
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Picture of a Dolly Parton's biscuit batter peach cobbler frozen dessert.
I didn't realize I had been saving this for a special occasion.
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mrklaw

 

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homerj Yesterday
Missing frame 5: "And that's why I really think the billionaire's tax is an attack on the really good people that drained the lifeblood out of me!"
wjcstp

Spiderman vs the nazi

A man dressed as Spider-Man attacking Jake Lang, who's cowering behind a large white cross
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A man dressed as Spider-Man attacking Jake Lang, who's cowering behind a large white cross
Another view of this weekend's 2-minute protest in Mpls, photo by local freelancer Chris Juhn:
https://bsky.app/profile...
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"accidental renaissance" -> "accidental two-page spread"

*(this joke would be funnier/better constructed if i knew comic books)
heyitsal pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko you nailed it.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
"Fewer than a dozen individuals showed up for Lang’s scheduled rally." - https://spokesman-recorder.com/2026...
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Is the guy dressed in camo actual U.S. military, or a cosplayer? I only ask because it appears his left shoulder flag is backward. The one on the right shoulder is correct (star field forward) but that left one is a right-hand flag.
samh pro Yesterday
@rogrtheshrubber I read that he was a vet but I can't find my source just now.
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snarkout

Wednesday

A comic book splash page showing a person in a Grim Reaper mask and crimson robes swinging an enormous scythe at Robin, who is on the ground holding himself up with one hand while the other reaches out in protest or defense.
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A comic book splash page showing a person in a Grim Reaper mask and crimson robes swinging an enormous scythe at Robin, who is on the ground holding himself up with one hand while the other reaches out in protest or defense.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Neal Adams inked by Dick Giordano in Batman no. 237 (1971).
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artwells

WIP Spooooooooooky

An illuminated toy jack-o'-lantern
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An illuminated toy jack-o'-lantern
I decided to design my own jack-o'-lantern template, just big enough for LED tea lights. I still have some design changes I want to do before I publish it, but I'm pretty pleased with the results.

Mostly, I'm blown away that the U1 can print PETG with virtually no layer lines. I love this printer.
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joffaboy

Miss Dolly

Dolly with a guitar
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Dolly with a guitar
https://www.tumblr.com/1264dogh...
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the_adriator

What I took

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These were just sitting on a table in the dilapidated structure from my last post. They were within reach of a doorway, so I grabbed them and washed them in the lake.
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nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
man, that is beautiful. amazed it held up this well in the wild.

even though i know nothing about porcelains and dishware, i'd love to know if there's a maker's stamp on the back!

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