A photo of the blade on a wall in a museum.

A sticker on the back of a street sign that reads
"No Hot
Dish for
Fascists"

The sticker has a pink background with a black border. The words are hand lettered in a dark orange with a black stroke and are written in all caps.

Billboard on the side of a building with the message:
Injured?
Go fuck yourself
You injured piece of shit
Jacob Ernup, attorney

TCM is counter programming the State of the Union address with "Gaslight."

Photo of a box on a store shelf. The box is labeled "Farmer's Nature Juice". There is a prominent photo of a cabbage above which is a caption in Korean and English which says "I put my heart into the fresh cabbage farming of Jeonnam". There is also a small photo of an old man in a straw hat holding a very large cabbage. He's wearing a short sleeve shirt because it's hot out and he looks rather earnest.

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Two signs in English and Arabic

The first reads "NO Smoking", the second "Don't speak French"

vintage men at a dining table. zoom in on one who says "Fuck you"

panel one: an orange cat with scrunched up face says “i’m poopin”
panel two: the cat is yelling “I’M POOPIN”
panel three: the cat is turned away from the camera and says “false alarm”

Mayor Brandon Johnson and the Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) today announced the six winning names for the City’s fourth annual “You Name a Snowplow” contest. On February 1, the City posted 25 finalists from the initial pool of names received from Chicagoans, and residents were able to vote for up to six names through midnight on February 14.

The six snowplow names that received the most votes include:

Abolish ICE
Stephen Coldbert
Pope Frío XIV
The Blizzard of Oz
Svencoolie
Caleb Chilliams
“I want to thank the people of Chicago for their unmatched creativity, sense of humor, and civic pride,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson. “We are grateful and inspired by the record-breaking participation in the contest this year. As we get through the last of the winter months, I encourage Chicagoans to seek out available resources through 311 and to continue interacting and engaging with local government.”

The City received a record number of entries (13,300) and voters (39,000) for this year’s contest. The ‘Chance the Scraper’ entry received honorable mention due to finishing just .24% out of the top six.

Turn that frown upside-down with a Sunsphere t-shirt.

Twin Peaks screen with the caption "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

Book cover shows a woman floating in a black spacesuit against yellow sun and stars

black and white cartoon of a happy dog with endearing folded ears sitting with a hard disk in its mouth. The dog is wagging its tail, the end of which is a USB connector

Black-and-white cartoon of a messy office: a cat sits behind a desk with a laptop, while a man in a suit holding a briefcase stands in front of the desk. The floor is cluttered with empty boxes, bowls, a pot, and a round pet bed. A window and bookshelf are in the background. The caption reads, “Please, take a seat anywhere.”

A small dog leashed to a leaning bollard

Painting of a wintry cityscape, the ground covered in snow. A jumble of patterned objects appear in the foreground, possibly rubbish in a cart or dumpster. At left is a brown apartment building with a Black person in a green coat walking past. The background is dominated by a hill in a park, with figures walking through a path up the hill past spindly trees. Many people are sledding on the hill. At the top of the hill is a large gray building.

The ghost of a rich pedophile encourages the shambling flesh suit of another rich pedophile to stick it to his "haters" in the style of Jesus.

vintage shot of a feminine hand inserting a five inch floppy into a drive

Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp

A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."

A vast, rocky, underground cavern. Heavy craggy walls loom in from both sides. Jutting up from below is a small rocky hill, on which is precariously balanced a small boulder. Dancing on top of the boulder, waving its fists, is a childlike figure wearing a large crown. Hellish flames erupt from below, casting the entire scene in a reddish-yellow light. This state of the union is delivered by Chris Silverman.