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Lockjaw pro 41 minutes ago
Tell housepanther I said Pspspsps!
MackReed

*immature snickering*

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rob an hour ago
some very *mature* snickering over here, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
(If not, I mean Im mature, as in age, and I snickered, because I'm a litte randy)
MackReed

banyan

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MackReed

hanoi reflection

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MackReed

Thích Quảng Đức

Surrounded by pink, red, white, and yellow flowers stands the 6-meter high bronze  statue of a Buddhist monk enshrouded in stylized, pointed flames
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Surrounded by pink, red, white, and yellow flowers stands the 6-meter high bronze statue of a Buddhist monk enshrouded in stylized, pointed flames
about whom, more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3
waa

[Personal] Magnolias for my ex

Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.

Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.

But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)

#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
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m3moellering Yesterday
That’s gorgeous.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
good luck; i hope it goes well.

i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.

beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
waa pro 21 hours ago
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
waa pro 21 hours ago
@nikkuneko Thank you! Because of the chemo, our relationship got under a lot of stress quickly - and our differences probably got even bigger. She said quite a lot of things that hurt me and I truly don't know if it was her or the chemo or anything else. And I didn't see or respect some of her boundaries.

I'm trying to let go and build a new relationship with her, but it's not so easy. (thanks for letting me vent)
BennyTheIcepick pro 21 hours ago
As someone who has built some wonderful and meaningful relationships with exes, let me just say that it takes work but it is possible and it’s often tremendously rewarding.
waa pro 21 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Oh, I Agree! I have good, if not great relationships with almost all of my exes. This is an outlier. But I have some faith in our mutual willingness.
spingo pro 15 hours ago
Lovely all around.
waa pro 7 hours ago
@spingo thanks! 😘
Argie pro 4 hours ago
@waa you blow me away, this is the lovliest thing I've seen/read in a while. I truly hope you can find a good balanced friendship out of all this. I'm the same with exes (cept 1 😏) and whilst not best mates, still mates.
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n0wak

pain

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tweedlydo pro 16 hours ago
that about sums it up today, yeah
3rdparty pro 14 hours ago
house of
mcmjolnir pro 12 hours ago
The 31 flavors
cristin pro 9 hours ago
blood bath?!?
bezt pro 4 hours ago
@cristin Blood purifying tonic, I think.
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dphiffer

less efficient machines

A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
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A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
source: https://ruby.social/@camertr...
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wjcstp pro 21 hours ago
as true today as it was then
dreyfusslugado 20 hours ago
A.I. "I can help with that!"
BooBounder 9 hours ago
People tend to get the point being made here, but don't realize that the position that AI is going to push us all into involuntary leisure is inconsistent with it.
jxyzn

Don't get your jimmies in a twist

A black t-shirt depicts an old wizard with a white beard, purple robe, and hat. He conjures fire from one hand and holds two glowing green orbs in the other. Text above reads "I CAST..." and below says "Testicular Torsion," set against a dark, lightning-filled background.
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A black t-shirt depicts an old wizard with a white beard, purple robe, and hat. He conjures fire from one hand and holds two glowing green orbs in the other. Text above reads "I CAST..." and below says "Testicular Torsion," set against a dark, lightning-filled background.
source: https://share.temu.com/BdyffUVuq0C
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misslivie

ties the room together

A stylized illustration of a poster for The Big Lebowski. The top and bottom suggest it is a rug. Center is The Dude dancing in his robe with his White Russian listening to head phones. Around him is a pattern of viking helmets and bowling pins. At the top and bottom are squares of relevant things to the movie such as a toe, shades, bowling ball, and a ferret.
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A stylized illustration of a poster for The Big Lebowski. The top and bottom suggest it is a rug. Center is The Dude dancing in his robe with his White Russian listening to head phones. Around him is a pattern of viking helmets and bowling pins. At the top and bottom are squares of relevant things to the movie such as a toe, shades, bowling ball, and a ferret.
I ~love~ Pam Wishbow's work. Currently mourning the unavailability of this poster.

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billturner pro 20 hours ago
Also a big fan of Pam Wishbow's art. Love the style so much!
LocalStain pro 15 hours ago
It might be helpful to check https://expressobeans.com/public... from time to time.
Argie pro 4 hours ago
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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m3moellering 18 hours ago
So handsome!
dad

For those who celebrate

Screen capture, a news anchor in a suit speaks seriously on TV. Behind him, a screen displays the words "Marijuana Alert" with an image of cannabis plants.
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Screen capture, a news anchor in a suit speaks seriously on TV. Behind him, a screen displays the words "Marijuana Alert" with an image of cannabis plants.
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n0wak

This photo makes me sad

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tweedlydo

TFG

three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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bezt pro 2 days ago
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
homerj 2 days ago
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
owl Yesterday
(Courtney Barnett enters the chat)
roonie pro Yesterday
Odelay!
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snarkout

The weed with roots in hell

Movie poster: "Marihuana: Weed with Roots in Hell". "Daring drug expose / Shame horror despair / Weed with Roots in Hell / Smoke that gets in youth's eyes / What happens at Marihuana parties / Weird Orgies Wild Parties Unleashed Passion". At the top, a doctor is shooting up a smiling blonde woman who is wearing a very low-cut housecoat or bathrobe.
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Movie poster: "Marihuana: Weed with Roots in Hell". "Daring drug expose / Shame horror despair / Weed with Roots in Hell / Smoke that gets in youth's eyes / What happens at Marihuana parties / Weird Orgies Wild Parties Unleashed Passion". At the top, a doctor is shooting up a smiling blonde woman who is wearing a very low-cut housecoat or bathrobe.
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That's just like, your opinion, man. Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!
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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
whenever i see it spelled "MARIHUANA" i feel compelled to say it out loud in a hank hill voice
clockworkorangejuice 22 hours ago
@nikkuneko “Cahn-nabis and cahn-nabinoid accessories”
tonyb pro 19 hours ago
I'm still waiting for my first marijuana orgy...
dapete 18 hours ago
@tonyb You likely have had many. They're basically a bunch of stoned folks sitting around waiting for the sex to happen and then getting distracted by something else.
bitslayer 17 hours ago
I never get invited to the parties where they shoot up marihuana.
idogcow an hour ago
I've got questions about the crime tampon
Lockjaw pro 10 minutes ago
I NEVER get to go to the Marihuana Weird Orgies!
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spingo

Squirrels in the West Full EP

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Video link to an EP
Hello youse! I did another music. It took a while but I got a handle on playing just about everything, and a couple of friends helped.
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wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
Sounds great!
spingo pro 10 hours ago
@wjcstp Thank you!
nikkuneko

HAPPY 4/20, YA BEANHEADS

four panel comic strip, depicting a small anthropomorphic coffee growler talking to a depiction of cartoonist luke mcgarry, with bleached blond hair, a green jacket, and a striped shirt.
panel 1:
coffee bottle: "this is 4/20, why don't you trade THC for CBD?"
mcgarry turns his lead, looking confused and says "eh?"
panel 2:
the bottle excitedly says "by THC i mean "Typically Hot Coffee", because it's CBD- Cold Brew Day!" as the cartoonist looks confused.
panel 3:
mcgarry, stroking his chin and considering, says: "will i still feel jittery and paranoid?"
panel 4:
the coffee excitedly responds: "yes."
mcgarry: "GREAT!"
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four panel comic strip, depicting a small anthropomorphic coffee growler talking to a depiction of cartoonist luke mcgarry, with bleached blond hair, a green jacket, and a striped shirt.
panel 1:
coffee bottle: "this is 4/20, why don't you trade THC for CBD?"
mcgarry turns his lead, looking confused and says "eh?"
panel 2:
the bottle excitedly says "by THC i mean "Typically Hot Coffee", because it's CBD- Cold Brew Day!" as the cartoonist looks confused.
panel 3:
mcgarry, stroking his chin and considering, says: "will i still feel jittery and paranoid?"
panel 4:
the coffee excitedly responds: "yes."
mcgarry: "GREAT!"
"Today is 4/20 - famously National Cold Brew Day and *nothing* else."

happy 4/20 from luke mcgarry, who apparently did this comic for stumptown roasters:
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Lockjaw pro 12 minutes ago
4/20 is for people who smoke weed every day to smoke more weed.
snarkout

Sluggo is Lit

A Sunday Nancy comic by Caroline Cash.

PANEL 1: Sluggo is walking by a store and sees a help wanted sign.
PANEL 2: MAN: Well… Er… Sluggo, was it? You need at least two years of work experience to get a job here.
PANEL 3: SLUGGO (cheerfully): How do I get that? MAN (off-panel): By working a job like this one.
PANEL 4: SLUGGO (less cheerfull): How do I get a job like this one without work experience? MAN (off-panel): Our time for this interview's up. Have a nice day.
PANEL 5: Sluggo frowns.
PANEL 6: Sluggo is sitting under a tree in a field of flowers, watching the sunset, still looking grumpy.
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A Sunday Nancy comic by Caroline Cash.

PANEL 1: Sluggo is walking by a store and sees a help wanted sign.
PANEL 2: MAN: Well… Er… Sluggo, was it? You need at least two years of work experience to get a job here.
PANEL 3: SLUGGO (cheerfully): How do I get that? MAN (off-panel): By working a job like this one.
PANEL 4: SLUGGO (less cheerfull): How do I get a job like this one without work experience? MAN (off-panel): Our time for this interview's up. Have a nice day.
PANEL 5: Sluggo frowns.
PANEL 6: Sluggo is sitting under a tree in a field of flowers, watching the sunset, still looking grumpy.
source: https://www.gocomics.com/nancy...
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m3moellering Yesterday
It always has been in its way.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I haven't been following and missed that Olivia Jaimes retired from the strip last year, good to see Caroline is continuing the high quality
snarkout pro Yesterday
@wjcstp People seem to think that Jaimes maybe published a book under her real name (which I've already forgotten) and no longer had time to do the comic.
Xedrik Yesterday
"I saw a job post the other day.

It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI.

I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing.

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that 'years of experience = skill level'."

https://www.reddit.com/r...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
It's been like this forever. I can remember seeing ads in 1997 for programmers with 5 years of Java experience. And ads in 1988 for 10 years of experience in MS DOS.
joost 23 hours ago
@ardgedee ++
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a nighttime landscape. In the middle is a tree and a sitting person beneath it, sleeping. A spherical hovercraft is sitting on the ground nearby.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a nighttime landscape. In the middle is a tree and a sitting person beneath it, sleeping. A spherical hovercraft is sitting on the ground nearby.
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m3moellering 18 hours ago
A More Mellow Monday! That's very welcome here in Crazy-land.
artwells

Clip-ons

Me in shades
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Me in shades
My favorite glasses are too big. And my progressive prescription is way to intense, to allow for good tintig options or conventional clip-ons, so I'm designing my own. This is fourth or fifth version
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Nice image with the reflections.
m3moellering Yesterday
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
foist pro Yesterday
@artwells I'm up to playtest if you're looking for anyone. I have both a frustration with sunglasses v. normal glasses and lot of daytime free time as of a bit ago.
artwells pro Yesterday
@foist it's tricky because the plastic bridge needs to be snug and minimal, or it gets up in your brows and heavy.

I fit these to Courtland Ultra-G from Eyeglass Boy, using Goliath II shade lenses from Fuse. I don't think they'd fit anything else.

I could work with other combos I suppose.
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MackReed

saigon

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Top of the Bitexco Financial Tower, overlooking the Saigon River.

Third day in Vietnam with the family. The cultural cognitive dissonance with what the US did to this country before they fought us off is breaking my brain. It’s a safe, bustling, overwhelmingly healthy place compared to the current American shitshow.
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dphiffer

MPG: ∞

A cartoon by Robert Ariail. In the first panel a man looks up at a sign that says "GAS $4.009". In the next panels he gets a ladder and takes down the numbers and rearranges them into a bicycle and bikes away.
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A cartoon by Robert Ariail. In the first panel a man looks up at a sign that says "GAS $4.009". In the next panels he gets a ladder and takes down the numbers and rearranges them into a bicycle and bikes away.
source: https://pixelfed.fr/p...
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m3moellering

I apologize.

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samh pro Yesterday
I look forward to never unseeing this.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
The old slack logo was better and it's not even close.
m3moellering Yesterday
@samh Hehehehehehe
@Mr_Encyclopedia +++
billturner pro Yesterday
I saw something a while back that said it looked just like the desk setup in Severance. And that's all I see now.
m3moellering Yesterday
@billturner Hehehehehe
thelonius 8 hours ago
Anatidae centipede
m3moellering 3 hours ago
@thelonius 🤮
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poorusher

Creepers du jour

A pair of legs and feet shot from above but sat down. The shoes are red velvet pointer creepers with blue and purple striped socks.
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A pair of legs and feet shot from above but sat down. The shoes are red velvet pointer creepers with blue and purple striped socks.
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bezt pro Yesterday
Jeepers peepers, where’d you get those creepers?
MackReed pro Yesterday
Sock/shoe combo on point
m3moellering Yesterday
@MackReed I came here to say that.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Hotness
spingo pro 15 hours ago
y e s
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y95

 

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Walked down to the tide pool to celebrate the day. Highly recommended
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artwells

autoresponse

vintage still of a man saying "you who came unbidden must depart unsatisfied"
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vintage still of a man saying "you who came unbidden must depart unsatisfied"
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karmakaze

TBH I'm not very sorry either

A drawing of a gnome captioned "I'm sorry for acting strange, I'm strange and it will happen again."
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A drawing of a gnome captioned "I'm sorry for acting strange, I'm strange and it will happen again."
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m3moellering 3 days ago
/same
mare 2 days ago
I met Rien Poortvliet, the Dutch artist who painted this, once (he was a friend of my foster family) and he was pretty strange.
waa pro 21 hours ago
@mare I disliked him, for multiple reasons. But my God, could he paint. I've seen a couple of his originals and more than any artist I have ever seen, the colour he used were so reproducible and exactly within the range of printed media that you could not see the difference between reproduction and original art artwork. Unless you came really, really close.
robritz

Lunch cuddles

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I photographed this couple while documenting the coast. I love tiny printers and often carry one with me when I'm out shooting. I still consider printed photos pretty special. I quickly printed two copies for them while they were getting ready to leave.
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samh pro 2 days ago
If a photographer printed a photo of me or my family out in the wild I can only imagine it would just be the most delightful feeling!
snarkout

Bicycle Day

Photo of a sheet of blotter acid with a low-res picture of Albert Hoffman in vibrant pink. "Father of LSD / Pure / ALBERT HOFFMAN".
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Photo of a sheet of blotter acid with a low-res picture of Albert Hoffman in vibrant pink. "Father of LSD / Pure / ALBERT HOFFMAN".
source: https://blotterartart.wordpress.com

"This photo shows 20 hits of a very popular sheet from 1984, these 20 hits coming from a larger 1000 tab sheet."

On this day in 1943, Swiss chemist Albert Hoffman had a very unsettling bicycle ride home from work.
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m3moellering Yesterday
I may, or may not, remember that blotter.
MackReed

ficus, 3000 sq/m

Panoramic view of a sprawling, many-trucked tree beneath its own green canopy on a field of dirt.
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Panoramic view of a sprawling, many-trucked tree beneath its own green canopy on a field of dirt.
During the American War, the South Vietnamese Army kept a base here, huddled beneath the camouflaging canopy of this magnificent single organism. For hundreds of years, locals have revered this as manifestation of a deity.
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