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Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
Nothing special, it's a bit of a follow-up to the mural I recently posted, what with all the flowers and bees and such. This meeting was about the future course of a live talkshow here in town for which I do social media and marketing. No, it's not on radio on TV, just in front of a live audience. But it's nice.
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A doll wearing a huge bustled dress fashioned of sliced luncheon meat. Caption: “BRIDAL MEAT DOLL”
And the obligatory “I played base for……”
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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
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Spectacular!!!
Spectacular!!!
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
SO COOL
Fabulous 🤩
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
It's so good - well done!
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
I love this!
This is great!
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
It looks so, so good!
Wizard!
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
Gorgeous! <3
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
Fantastic!
absolutely stunning! 💐
Congratulations.
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
Amazing!
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
[this is good]
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
<3 so good!
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saved to /infographics !
They left out "sinking resignedly into the bog"
This chart makes no sense.
Sooo stuff like the DMCA is meant to shut us out of any tier above #1?
@ardgedee that's because it's basically a LinkedIn thought-bro meme
The investigator/analyst should be one entity. Find a problem, show up with the solution.
Lately, I am in the sees problem and knows how to fix it, but says "That's above my current pay rate" and walk away camp.
Blogger: has absolutely zero real life agency, but writes about it, and believes that they have now completely resolved the problem, it's just up to everyone else to implement their solution
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For the non-lulz version, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
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I just discovered OG web hero Golan Levin's archive of "single-stroke fonts" https://github.com/golanlev...
"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.
Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.
Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
I'm currently in the process of memorizing all those squiggly characters (kanji) in the bottom 80% of that pic. Each one can have several meanings and pronunciations.
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Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
This is the one comb that the apiarist saved for us. All the rest will go into the rehomed B’s new enclosure. Because they have baby bees in them and some of those will survive. What is in here is nectar, not honey because none of these cells is capped. He explained to me that honey. Only comes after nectar has been properly dehydrated by the bees, fanning it after capping it. All the family members have tasted this nectar. It taste like the wildflowers from our backyard. I intend to rinse the comb and melt it down into a beeswax candle.
Another idea for the wax
https://mltshp.com/p/1POQJ
https://mltshp.com/p/1POQJ
@artwells Ooooooh!!
Wait...
Bee vomit
@jordanbrock Hehehehehe
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Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
We hired a local apiary specialist to come rescue the bees who had made a home above our mud room. It was $$$ but made us happier. This is a relatively young hive. We saw them swarming weeks ago but couldn’t get anyone out until this past weekend.
this is actually beautiful
@MackReed /agree
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Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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At that point you just have to let the glasses go.
Why do those sheriffs need bulletproof vests on?
At one time, there was a man who hung out in the vault toilets of City Creek Canyon, in SLC, Ut, to take fetish photos of people going about their "business."
I lost a nice pair of sunglasses exactly like this, fell out of my shorts pocket right into a vault toilet. I never once thought about going after them.
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@bencmeissner Because shit was flying!
I, too, have lost sunglasses in a vault toilet. I, too, just left them there to die.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I remember that.
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CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
That I'm annoyed they're not radio buttons is my ticket past this captcha
our ISP has cloud flare and Captcha engaged, and I got stuck in a captcha death spiral yesterday trying to access archive.ph so I could read a firewalled article.
I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
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bookstore shelf titled "gardening and sex"
/same
Things that are hard on your knees and back
the two great things that go great together
Dirty!
Director's cut ending to Candide.
Just remember to wash your hands.
Lots of shrubbery to trim
hoes, hoes 'n hose
Bees
"I just trimmed my bush"
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A vast gray hilly meadow under a vast gray cloudy sky. Wandering through the meadow is a tall figure with a traffic signal for a head. The orange signal is lit. A few birds circle overhead. A hazy sun sits in the top right. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
More of this.
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I didn't make that much money to begin with.
Not how Social Security works. It's not retirement savings, it's social insurance.
Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.
Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.
This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.
There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.
You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.
Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.
This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.
There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.
You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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Willow sticks growing leaves
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