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jaymayday

'tis the season

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Mr_Encyclopedia

Paint the Moon

A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!" 
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
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A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!"
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro an hour ago
every single full-moon photo i've ever taken
BennyTheIcepick pro 25 minutes ago
Need a good telephoto brush
nikkuneko

whoa, TIL that voyager 1 is almost 1 light-day away from earth

realtime chart for Voyager 1 and Voyager 2's respective distances from earth. the chart, left to right, top to bottom, displays:

|                     | Voyager 1 | Voyager 2
| Launch Date | Mon, 05 Sept 1977 12:56:00 UTC | Sat, 20 Aug 1977 14:29:00 UTC |
| Mission Elapsed Time | 49:02:04:04:58:48 | 49:02:20:03:25:48 |
| Distance from Earth | 25,881,539,395 km (173.00740495 AU) |
144.77496611 AU (21,658,026,660 km) |
| Distance from the Sun | 25,776,289,669 km (172.30385398 AU) |
21,606,460,108 km (144.43026500 AU) |
| Velocity with Respect to the Sun (est.) | 60,904.80 kph | 54.946.80 kph |
| One-Way Light Time | 23:58:51 (hh:mm:ss) | 20:04:03 (hh:mm:ss) |

across the bottom, a countdown banner reads:
Voyager 1 to Reach One Light-Day 08:16: 21: 11 NOV 18, 2026, 5:16AM EST
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realtime chart for Voyager 1 and Voyager 2's respective distances from earth. the chart, left to right, top to bottom, displays:

| | Voyager 1 | Voyager 2
| Launch Date | Mon, 05 Sept 1977 12:56:00 UTC | Sat, 20 Aug 1977 14:29:00 UTC |
| Mission Elapsed Time | 49:02:04:04:58:48 | 49:02:20:03:25:48 |
| Distance from Earth | 25,881,539,395 km (173.00740495 AU) |
144.77496611 AU (21,658,026,660 km) |
| Distance from the Sun | 25,776,289,669 km (172.30385398 AU) |
21,606,460,108 km (144.43026500 AU) |
| Velocity with Respect to the Sun (est.) | 60,904.80 kph | 54.946.80 kph |
| One-Way Light Time | 23:58:51 (hh:mm:ss) | 20:04:03 (hh:mm:ss) |

across the bottom, a countdown banner reads:
Voyager 1 to Reach One Light-Day 08:16: 21: 11 NOV 18, 2026, 5:16AM EST
i talked with a colleague the other day about an astronomical computations talk he was putting together, and we got on the subject of the voyager probes. this morning i looked it up and holy WOW i didn't realize this landmark had almost been reached.

via NASA's resources for the voyager probes:
https://science.nasa.gov/mission...
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wmo

Learn the News

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7 hours ago
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heyitsal

The dumb flavors of Dum Dum

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On Halloween, I hung out with @jlobster on my driveway giving out candy to what were mostly spidermen whilst sampling the many flavors of dum dum lollipops. They really don't taste like food of any sort. My younger daughter wanted to try it last night, so we had a contest. Blindfolded - we had to guess what flavors we were licking and how good they were. My older daughter was both judge and water bearer and gave out points and results at the end. I lost 6-9 out of ~15 flavors. One of my points was for eschewing the 1-10 flavor rating system and giving my mystery pop a negative three.

Here's a post from two years ago when @jlobster and I tried the rainbow of tootsie-pops and Smarties. All disgusting: https://mltshp.com/p/1QHZT

And here's a post of my dog, Lollipop who was incredibly confused as we said the word "lollipop" like 100x during the contest: https://mltshp.com/p/1RCAL
7 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
My favorite fact about Dum Dums is that the mystery flavors are literally just them changing to a new flavor, and labeling the crossover output as Mystery Pop while the old and new flavors are mixing in the machinery.
nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
@wjcstp "this flavor is called "extruder cleaning routine 01""
nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
i do kind of love the insane drift of "fruit flavors" in dumdums, tootsie rolls, and other "fruit" flavored candies, into something totally abstract and alien.

i always end up sampling a few things while i hand out candy because few people seem to trick our treat in my neighborhood (but i'm stubborn and won't quit). sadly this year the only fruit-adjacent things i had to taste were sour patch kids, which tasted like puckering during a diabetic coma.
samh pro 5 hours ago
Please send my regards and apologies to your dog.
drurystephanie 5 hours ago
Your dog is named Lollipop and my daughter is named Lolly!
fishtaco 4 hours ago
I was giving a presentation on Simulacra and gave "strawberry flavored" candy as an example of "the real fake"
cristin pro 3 hours ago
@nikkuneko ++
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scruss

complete with Angine de Poitrine sticker

A small boxy silver passenger van, taken at a very odd angle
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A small boxy silver passenger van, taken at a very odd angle
Was at a retro computing event in Quebec over the weekend and this Kei van was parked outside the venue
6 hours ago
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ang

"every conservative in america right now"

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9 hours ago
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artwells

all of my allowance was spent feeding these to trees

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Super Ace balsa wood gliders
23 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 23 hours ago
These and the rubber band powered version
niicholas 22 hours ago
one of the best birthday parties I ever had was when my mom and I bought maybe twenty of these and everyone at my party got one; we spent the afternoon flying them in our yard, it was bliss
1f2frfbf pro 22 hours ago
I buy these in bulk to give out at Halloween. I feed the trees.
niicholas 22 hours ago
(circa 1982)
artwells pro 21 hours ago
@wjcstp that was when I was ready to blow it all
artwells pro 21 hours ago
@1f2frfbf now I know what to do next year
austinhaas pro 21 hours ago
Really one of the best things ever.
dapete 20 hours ago
@artwells next year? Why wait? I'd be over the moon if I found one on the ground while taking a walk.
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
I’m having some feels now.
minimumsafedistance 7 hours ago
in woodshop class we spend 3 weeks designing our own custom balsa wood planes, and stupid fuckin Brian Pattovini downloaded a design from the (90s) internet, and beat my airtime by .08 because he's a talentless hack when my completely freestyle design soared for over 11 seconds based on pure whimsy. Fuck Brian Pattovini.
artwells pro 6 hours ago
@minimumsafedistance indeed

We need a tag
#fuckbrianpattovini
minimumsafedistance 2 hours ago
@artwells lololol ;)
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ang

Current events

A meme with Joey from Friends having a realization. Both frames say, “CHINESE MODELS ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY”
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A meme with Joey from Friends having a realization. Both frames say, “CHINESE MODELS ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY”
7 hours ago
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people standing on a balcony watching a glowing disc fly through the sky.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people standing on a balcony watching a glowing disc fly through the sky.
4 hours ago
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Happy Monday!!
gwint pro 3 hours ago
Big NYT feature on our guy dropped this week: https://www.nytimes.com/interact...
me3dia

inkjet

a micro-closeup photo of an inkjet printer applying ink to a piece of paper
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a micro-closeup photo of an inkjet printer applying ink to a piece of paper
photo by Ole Bielfeldt

via kottke

source: https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/gallerie...
6 hours ago
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Argie

The Cast of The Poseidon Adventure

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13 hours ago
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hertz pro 13 hours ago
They look fine to me 🦘
Argie pro 12 hours ago
@hertz finally, a film we can watch
joost 12 hours ago
@hertz ++
artwells

what time is it?

the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
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the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
23 hours ago
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catbird 23 hours ago
YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
The baby from Family Guy.
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
snarkout

When universes collide

Dinosaur Comics, in which T-Rex tells Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor about SHERLOCK BATMAN, from the amalgam universe where Sherlock and Batman were one guy, only he peters out when he has to decide who helps Sherlock Batman fight Jokerarty and comes up with The Undertaker ("From 90s wrestling?"). The final panel has a banner, "The dangers of writing stories live."
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Dinosaur Comics, in which T-Rex tells Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor about SHERLOCK BATMAN, from the amalgam universe where Sherlock and Batman were one guy, only he peters out when he has to decide who helps Sherlock Batman fight Jokerarty and comes up with The Undertaker ("From 90s wrestling?"). The final panel has a banner, "The dangers of writing stories live."
source: https://www.qwantz.com/index...
11 hours ago
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Davezilla pro 10 hours ago
And there actually was a Batman as Sherlock Holmes graphic novel called Gotham by Gaslight.
ufez pro 7 hours ago
That last panel is a gem.
dogwelder pro 25 minutes ago
Batman also met Sherlock Holmes at least once.
m3moellering

They knew what they’re about - Part Deux

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I had to look and see if it was trousers or shoes.
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drurystephanie 5 hours ago
All I see is something...not trousers or shoes
fishtaco 4 hours ago
Sending to many friends...
homerj 3 hours ago
Whoa...that broke my eyes for a good 2 minutes.
m3moellering 2 hours ago
@drurystephanie And once I see shoes and trousers? I don't see.... the other thing
muraii pro an hour ago
@m3moellering Art imitates life.
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damien

Autumn Mist

Mist
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Mist
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
nice shot!
dogwelder

Pass

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Yesterday
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crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
Thats a David Arquette and Sonny Bono couples costume
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Insert Akroyd and Belushi.
octaneTom pro 9 hours ago
Liartown?
dogwelder pro 9 hours ago
@octaneTom you honor me.
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gwint

Portrait of a Man in a Black Cap

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Hans Memling
1470
https://www.clarkart.edu/ArtPiece...

Is it me, or is this definitely Adam Driver?
9 hours ago
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jazon pro 7 hours ago
Definitely, Adam Driver
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Yes Adam Driver, and though driving, I can't figure out how he ever arrived anywhere.
B6FA798A3449 pro 6 hours ago
Can confirm, that is a black cap.
nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
in my mind, way more tim blake nelson:

"we thought you was a toad"
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scotto

feel free

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mgeno Yesterday
perfect
neuracnu

if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner

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homerj 3 days ago
That's awesome!
cristin pro 3 days ago
💗
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Fantastic. Get that framed!
dad 3 days ago
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
jer pro 3 days ago
Fuck yeah.
idogcow 3 days ago
Awesome!
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
Dang!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
✊🏳️‍⚧️
m3moellering 2 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
crazyunclejoe pro 2 days ago
Wowzers! Congratulations!
drurystephanie 2 days ago
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
fins 2 days ago
Fantastic my friend!!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Good for you for being in the paper standing up for what's right. I'm just sorry it was necessary.
caitlinburke pro 6 hours ago
I wish this photo had been under a headline celebrating 638 going down in the flames of hell where it was born!
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LocalStain

 

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LocalStain

C&C...

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Meowsic Factory.

They were very happy to see me and much happier that I opened the window so they could watch the leaves blow about.

Here til Thurs then three shifts and done for the season.

I am ready to be home all the time.
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ufez pro Yesterday
Gonna make you pet,
Pe-eeeett
artwells

Off the stove at Chez Wells

Jar of orange substance
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Jar of orange substance
Haw berries from the tree out front, boiled, strained, reduced.
21 hours ago
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robritz 12 hours ago
totes thought it was a urine sample.
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
How do you use this elixer?
artwells pro 6 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I add a few tablespoons to a mug of hot water. It has a tart flavor that I find appropriate for the season
artwells

Out of the Dehydrator at Chez Wells

Plate of dried meat
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Plate of dried meat
Two pounds of chicken gizzards dried for the dog.
21 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Lucky dog!
wmo pro 7 hours ago
after i make chicken stock in the instant pot i run the debris though again a couple of times with minimum water. the bones turn to mush and my dog loves me.
artwells

don't kinkshame me, Bones

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Star Trek's Kirk chest-high in tribbles
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robritz 12 hours ago
tribblemaxxing
shfitz

To all who celebrate

Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
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Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
2 days ago
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jpoulos

For current use

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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mamdani gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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dogwelder

if you know what i mean

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roonie pro Yesterday
"Indiana wants Me, Lord I can't go back there!"
roonie pro Yesterday
My apologies to R Dean Taylor but this photo was taken long before he wrote the song.
snowbow

 

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from a walk yesterday
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
The tree I buried Killer under in our back yard a few years ago is doing this rn.

I love it so.
Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
5 days ago
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samh pro 5 days ago
: )
ba pro 5 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 5 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 5 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering 5 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro 3 days ago
wooohoooo!!
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