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Eye of the Cheeseball
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spingo
hm
it's the eye of the cheeseball, it's the hill of raclette
rising up to the challenge of harvati
and the last lone saaawinger stalks his brie in baguette
as he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyye
of the cheeseball
rising up to the challenge of harvati
and the last lone saaawinger stalks his brie in baguette
as he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyye
of the cheeseball
@williwaw rake the rest of the day off. Outstanding
A Merry MLTSHP-mas 2025!
Seems about right
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Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
Could you also add a swastika logo on the side of the bus? kthxbai
๐พ๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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A cybertruck stuck in a wintery creek bed covered in snow.
this made me belly laugh
Nature is healing.
hahahahahahaha.....hahahhahahah..[breath]...hahahahahahaha
Moebius
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A color illustration by Mobius. It shows a figure sitting on a bench, in front of them is a floating humanoid creature. The creature it thin, winged and overall very smooth looking (like a shark).
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. sprang to mind
Much needed this particular Monday. Merci, Danke, Tack, Bedanck...
Occupational hazard
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@Lockjaw
Sir-Mix-a-Lot did what? https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Should be in a Don't Tread On Me flag
Iceland - July 25, 2025
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Black and white profile of a womanโs face with this caption: โ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.โ
-Susan B. Anthony
-Susan B. Anthony
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
@dapete huh?
God told Dapete the true gospel!
incest practitioner glad to be friends with sex trafficker
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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nyt headline that reads โwoody allen is not sorry about his friendship with jeffrey epsteinโ
may they both be tortured for eternity in a lake of fire ๐๐๐๐
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'tis the season
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a small decorated plastic christmas tree. As is the tradition here, the image is rotated 90ยฐ anticlockwise
Happy #mltshpmas and/or #MLTmas to all!
This was Catherine's grandmother's plastic christmas tree. You can't see the huge amount of hot glue holding it together. The small sand-coloured felt lion is called Terence. Terence says "hello".
This was Catherine's grandmother's plastic christmas tree. You can't see the huge amount of hot glue holding it together. The small sand-coloured felt lion is called Terence. Terence says "hello".
Rudolph's revenge
Watch
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Safety signage:
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN
WATCH YA
FINGAS
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN
WATCH YA
FINGAS
YA BEST
PROTECT
YA NECK
PROTECT
YA NECK
Circular Saw Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who immediately went to Wu Tang.
One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
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hero
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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(NSFW artistic depiction of a bloody impaling in battle.)
Iโve had a photogravure of this in B&W hung in my office on and off over the years and itโs always moved me.
I just found it unpacking a box in the studio and was moved to look up the original. Hereโs the legend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Iโve had a photogravure of this in B&W hung in my office on and off over the years and itโs always moved me.
I just found it unpacking a box in the studio and was moved to look up the original. Hereโs the legend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
I did a paper on this in college!
Rob Reiner On Improvising All Of "Spinal Tap" | David Letterman
It Me.
๐ง
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they actual do this in the hilarious network sitcom "Ghosts", at least the American version. Your body becomes a zombie if it is alive, but your soul goes somewhere else. This is also a nod to the primary star's starring role in a show I liked less called "iZombie".
@minimumsafedistance Dutifully watched iZombie as a Veronica Mars fan, was just thinking of the Rob Thomas (Smooth) joke in the final? season this weekend
what are we doing
what once was
Happy Hanukkah
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We do family projects on most nights of the holiday. Tonight was paint by numbers.
Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
What I saw today
Merry MLTSHPmas 2025
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.
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The Beta Band - Dry The Rain (Live on KEXP)
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They're looking a bit rough in this. Greentree especially looks like he's been hit by a train. Maclean's irrepressible shimmy-boogie is hardly there.
But the sound is, of course, perfect.
But the sound is, of course, perfect.
there's also the full set: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
that's the Christmas card sorted
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
โfinally, a heist film for the rest of usโ
You're a mean one, mister twink
@jpoulos ***
Honorary Big Unit
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Not exacly a BIG unit, just a unit. I was trawling through google maps to calculate time required for some archaeology surveys and noticed this big fella alongside a highway. I've driven past him a few times but there is no stopping along the Tonkin Hwy so I was never able to snap a shot.
We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
mfw
Urban Geometry
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Beautiful and there are only like 2 or 3 natural things in this photo, almost entirely man-made.
ACAB
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Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
@ArtVandelay grammar state be florida lol
