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artwells

good enough stained-glass-plastic

My hand holding a plastic panel looking like an oval stained-glass window of a gnome
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My hand holding a plastic panel looking like an oval stained-glass window of a gnome
Preparing to make a gnome chapel for the stump
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joost 16 hours ago
Rien Poortvliet leeft voort
artwells

Hip preparations

vintage space comic with a man in weird suit and backpack captioned "Hip Knox the queer machine to his back."
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vintage space comic with a man in weird suit and backpack captioned "Hip Knox the queer machine to his back."
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fnerg pro 16 hours ago
That wouldn't be my first choice for a drag queen name, but the outfit has potential.
B6FA798A3449 pro 8 hours ago
ACTIVATE THE QUEER MACHINE
idogcow 7 hours ago
that swim cap is FABULOUS
cristin pro 3 hours ago
I am a queer machine!
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jaymayday

#vibes

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inside the coffee shop, but you'll find me n the garden
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jaymayday

happy babies

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#grow
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cottenwess

shit is getting serious

my acceptance letter to UIC!
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my acceptance letter to UIC!
DePaul was my first application, but they're expensive as hell, so i decided UIC's Biology program was going to be the better option.. Spring 2027 i am on my way to being a biologist!
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vosechu pro Yesterday
Congratulations! Science in America is hard, so this is extra impressive!
spingo pro Yesterday
Salute!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Great!
MackReed pro Yesterday
Go, you!!
jer pro Yesterday
YASS MORE SCIENTISTS
m3moellering 21 hours ago
Congratulations 🎈🎊🎉🍾
me3dia pro 19 hours ago
Congrats!
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snarkout

Meet James Ensor

An oil painting. Against a blue, cloudy sky, two skeletons, one wearing read rags and the other wearing a black garment and I guess a black papakha hat with some sort of badge on it, each have an end of a single strip of fish in their jaws. It's signed "ENSOR".
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An oil painting. Against a blue, cloudy sky, two skeletons, one wearing read rags and the other wearing a black garment and I guess a black papakha hat with some sort of badge on it, each have an end of a single strip of fish in their jaws. It's signed "ENSOR".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

James Ensor, Skeletons Fighting over a Pickled Herring. 1891 #painting #paintings
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bezt pro 18 hours ago
Appreciate the man
bezt pro 17 hours ago
(This isn't quite as nonsensical as it first appears: _hareng saur_ (Pickled Herring) is a francophone pun for _art Ensor_ (Ensor's art) - the skeletons are Ensor's critics.)

You can see what is probably the original of the busby hat worn by one of the skeletons in this photo of Ensor's studio: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
robotmachine pro 8 hours ago
Dig him up and shake his hand
Appreciate the man
MackReed

☀️

Shaft of sunlight striking the anus of a sleeping cat
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Shaft of sunlight striking the anus of a sleeping cat
source: https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Illustrative of all cats' opinion of themselves.
roonie pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado **** very nice
tonyb pro Yesterday
that's gonna be a DOOZY of a side quest!
mikenmar Yesterday
Hand in glove...
ba pro 21 hours ago
Butthole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Butthole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come
Won't you come
jive_t pro 17 hours ago
They are digging in the wrong place!
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poorusher

spade mashie

Close up of an orange golf ball perched on a tee, but the ball has been sliced through the centre, revealing a paler orange interior.

The words "spade mashie" are shown above and below the ball in a gothic script font.
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Close up of an orange golf ball perched on a tee, but the ball has been sliced through the centre, revealing a paler orange interior.

The words "spade mashie" are shown above and below the ball in a gothic script font.
Hey Dingbats, next weekend I will be at Bound Art Book Fair, Manchester, UK. Sat Oct 31st - Sun Nov 1st.

I will be debuting a new zine 'spade mashie', a small collaborative publication between myself and 9 other artists.

Do you love golf? Do you hate golf? Are you totally indifferent to golf? Then this is the project for you.

The zine accompanies my main project: https://slackwise.org.uk/work...

Bound Art Book Fair: https://boundartbookfair.co.uk

Also have some risograph prints to promote, I will post a follow up.
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artwells

On the stove at Chez Wells

Red berries in a pot
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Red berries in a pot
Some haw.

Gonna make fruit leather and tea.
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jaymayday

roxanne

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she loves to karaoke and goes every friday night with Vicki, her ex-husband's second wife. (he died a year ago and i think karaoke and grief brought them together).
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artwells

conversion pit

arthur c clarke in a 2001 set with a sign that says "CAUTION WEIGHTLESS CONDITION"
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arthur c clarke in a 2001 set with a sign that says "CAUTION WEIGHTLESS CONDITION"
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MackReed pro 16 hours ago
Only it’s The Fly.
corbie 13 hours ago
this looks like a cover for an experimental music album
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
Title
1f2frfbf pro 12 hours ago
Mr. Clarke giving real Colin Robinson vibes.
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
I'm going to tell kids it's The Two Ronnies.
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LocalStain

I can't even anymore...

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If you board a bus, or airplane for that matter, with a mobile device and no headphones and you expect to consume media or communicate on that device without the aforementioned headphones you are, objectively, a terrible person.

This is not up for debate.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you insufferable subnormal shitheel.

/rant
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dreyfusslugado 20 hours ago
So you go and sit next to that idiot, looking over their shoulder at whatever show they're watching, or if it's music, just dance weirdly in front of them, maintaining disturbing eye contact.
Xedrik 19 hours ago
I saw a post where someone on the bus was having a very loud speakerphone conversation. Fed up, the person behind them leaned forward and moaned, "Mmmm, put down the phone and come back to bed, sweetie!" Loud talker very quickly realized they could, in fact, have a quieter, private phone call after all.
ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
Nothing like sitting next to somebody who's decided that the public space you're in is the best time to have an argument with their credit card company.
jordanbrock pro 7 hours ago
@Xedrik GOLD!
idogcow 7 hours ago
@Xedrik 🧠filed away for future use!
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robotmachine

 

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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
The future I was promised.
MackReed pro Yesterday
ZOMMMBOCOMMM
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
Ijeoma Oluo's review of it is the best I've read
LocalStain pro 22 hours ago
https://ijeomaoluo.substack.com/p...

@drurystephanie tx!
tamrow pro 6 hours ago
I don’t have the attention span to let it load to 100%.
cristin pro 3 hours ago
I saved the entire zombocom website in html5 format to my drive so I can launch it any time.
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dogwelder

Oh no- my concerto is ruined!

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I like that she seems fine about her right hand, but upset about her left.
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artwells pro 6 hours ago
I said staccato, dammit!
ufez pro 6 hours ago
"Do you know any Mozart?"

"Sorry, only Chopin"
mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
@ufez CHOPIN OFF DEEZ HANDS
semillama

Walter Koenig, 1936-2026

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source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
I knew his son, who sadly passed away some years ago. RIP
idogcow Yesterday
alah ME dah
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Nuclear Wessels
jer pro Yesterday
Even the rest of the cast loved him, and you can't say that about all of them...


I see you, Bill.
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joffaboy

Grape in hot Mildura

Giant sultana in a park
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Giant sultana in a park
Mildura has officially joined Australia’s collection of oversized roadside attractions with the unveiling of a 5.25-metre-tall Big Sultana.

The 1.25-tonne fibreglass fruit is 525 times bigger than the real thing and celebrates 100 years of dried fruit production in the region.

https://www.threads.com/share...
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dreyfusslugado 20 hours ago
[Marvin Gaye's "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" intensifies]
BennyTheIcepick pro 19 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado
The 1980s claymation California Raisins were a memorable cultural touchstone of my childhood
bencmeissner pro 11 hours ago
Same
cristin

efficiency is important

Tweet by @physicsmatt from 2020:

If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead. 

a follow up tweet reads: 
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.
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Tweet by @physicsmatt from 2020:

If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead.

a follow up tweet reads:
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.
No, I didn't go to twitter, I just remember this from six years ago and found it online.

along with a lovely explanation about the delta v to get something out of the solar system vs getting it to the sun, plus a lovely efficient way to get something in to the sun if you're willing to wait a few hundred years by sending it out to pluto first.


source: https://gierratio.com/blog...
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jaymayday

true story

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drurystephanie 23 hours ago
ten thousand percent
snarkout

Lula

Lula da Silva, an older man with white hair and a beard, stands atop a car (the car not visible) wearing khakis and a dark jacket or sweater. He's surrounded by throngs of supporters waving flags and holding their cameras to capture the scene, and is waving a large Brazilian flag.
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Lula da Silva, an older man with white hair and a beard, stands atop a car (the car not visible) wearing khakis and a dark jacket or sweater. He's surrounded by throngs of supporters waving flags and holding their cameras to capture the scene, and is waving a large Brazilian flag.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Lula da Silva overcame history yesterday to be re-elected to a fourth term as president, defeating far-right candidate Flavio Bolsaro by about four million votes in Brazil's runoff election, despite polls showing him trailing.
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Argie

Singular Rapture

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It can happen when you least expect it.

Wandering down past my library to my post office this arvo... one sock on the right, other sock in the bushes...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
It isn't easy being super.
jordanbrock pro 7 hours ago
The Leftover
gwint

Slime molds are pure scifi

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"Kutub Uddin (Bangladesh/UK) reveals a magical and often surreal world of slime moulds that can barely be seen with the naked eye.

Fine threads, known as capillitium, emerge on the round, yellow-green bodies, which will eventually help disperse reproductive spores. Kutub says they appear like ‘tiny clusters or unusual textures on the wood, often appearing as minute pins, spheres or dust-like groupings’. "

source https://www.nhm.ac.uk/wpy...

via https://kottke.org/26...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Probably my least favorite level from the Half Life series.
joffaboy

Miss Marple is a dirty old lady!

Above a urinal Miss Marple peers at the author with a magnifying glass
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Above a urinal Miss Marple peers at the author with a magnifying glass
Yours truly in the urinal yesterday at Miss Marple's Tea Rooms, Sassafras.

Margaret Rutherford is the original actress to play Miss Marple - see https://www.imdb.com/name...
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mcmjolnir pro 11 hours ago
I can hear the theme tune as I read this
snowbow

CHAD 3000

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A robot that i made up that only sings nickelback. i'm sure its good for something but i dont know what!!
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abrahms 21 hours ago
Robot acts as a tour guide at an art gallery. "Look at this photograph.."
jpoulos

Worlds of Ursula K. Le Guin | Full Documentary | Director's Cut | American Masters | PBS

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m3moellering 18 hours ago
She is one of my absolute favourite authors.
robotmachine

 

THE IRISH TIMES
Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals,
displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear
about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it's like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
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THE IRISH TIMES
Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals,
displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear
about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it's like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
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caitlinburke pro Yesterday
March 2021 column by Patrick Freyne!
artwells

"you raid the groceries"

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80s music video with a woman singing to a man while superimposed on a cassette
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travis pro 11 hours ago
you ate the glue
jive_t pro 7 hours ago
blues clues
scruss

smol

A tiny original Mini Cooper in racing green next to a comparatively huge SUV
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A tiny original Mini Cooper in racing green next to a comparatively huge SUV
mittle buggy.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
I dream of owning this particular setup.
Xedrik 18 hours ago
There's a Subaru 360 in town with a big wind-up key on the roof so it looks like a toy car :D
scruss pro 18 hours ago
@MackReed I know the owner, they're a fellow retrocomputing nerd. They've done a nice job, and it has the proper single central exhaust. It sounds like a racing Mini, too: quite growly.

@Xedrik a body shop in Glasgow used to chop Minis down to two seaters. At least one had a huge fibreglass key on top.
1f2frfbf

Ear off? I dunno, part... 3.5?

An old amplifier sit on a workbench in front of a concrete wall. The lights glow, it is ready for anything.
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An old amplifier sit on a workbench in front of a concrete wall. The lights glow, it is ready for anything.
Used my leftover parts from the Marantz 2230 project to resurrect this old Pioneer SX-424 for a friend who just wanted something classy to put on a shelf. Nothing crazy here, just a reliable classic workhorse. Sounds fine. Looks slick. Just needs a little polish, deoxit and 3 in 1, and she'll do ya right. Sometimes that's all you want and that's cool too. Anything to keep the old stuff humming.
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homerj Yesterday
Ooohhh…pretty!
semillama

Vote.

A campaign poster for the mayoral dog race in Grandview, OH
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A campaign poster for the mayoral dog race in Grandview, OH
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Ain't no rule
misslivie 19 hours ago
what's taters precious
ckoerner

This is why I don’t put the clean dishes away

A photo of a white and orange house cat sitting on a dish drying mat on a typical American kitchen counter. A white bowl and black cutting board sit next to him. His front paws are folded underneath him as he sits in oblivious comfort.
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A photo of a white and orange house cat sitting on a dish drying mat on a typical American kitchen counter. A white bowl and black cutting board sit next to him. His front paws are folded underneath him as he sits in oblivious comfort.
Taco the cat resting on my drying mat. I have dozens of cat beds around the house.
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joost Yesterday
Ach. Looks like a lief beest
roonie pro Yesterday
But Taco has a cat bed right here on the bench, where they can keep an eye on you - and your silly behaviours.
ckoerner Yesterday
@roonie I think that’s exactly what he thinks!

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