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nikkuneko

back in analog mode

square phone pic of a blue-and-white marbled field notes booklet and a pilot v2 pen sitting atop a MacBook
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square phone pic of a blue-and-white marbled field notes booklet and a pilot v2 pen sitting atop a MacBook
for some reason, writing in these li’l guys makes songwriting happen much faster. (@jessamyn sent a whole pack of ‘em to me a while ago, so thanks friend!)

been both deconstructing older songs and working on new songs lately; made some progress during an internet outage the other night.

this could be appended with a rant about how i’m so burnt out at work, burnt out with the algorithmic hellscape as a whole, and tired of everyone around me going whole-hog on LLM-injected everything, but i’ll save you the wrath for now
8 hours ago
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vosechu pro 7 hours ago
You and me both… but I’m glad you’ve got a creative outlet! That makes it all so much more bearable I think.
patd 6 hours ago
Heck yes. Your brain still functions, despite the horrors. Keep exercising it!
O_C

coin-operated televisions

r/RetroFuturism - Coin operated TV’s - 1960’s LA

photograph of a bank of coin-operated televisions at the Los Angeles Greyhound terminal
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r/RetroFuturism - Coin operated TV’s - 1960’s LA

photograph of a bank of coin-operated televisions at the Los Angeles Greyhound terminal
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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artwells pro 13 hours ago
I'm old enough to have used one in a Greyhound station.
patrickneville

heron

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was doing an event with my daughter at the local audobon
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
love these calm weirdos. there is always one (1) hanging out on the artificial pond along my jogging route
robotmachine

Meet me at the worker owned bike shop in the next ten minutes if you want an ass kicking.

Middle aged dork looking faux hard in front of Baltimore Bicycle Works.
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Middle aged dork looking faux hard in front of Baltimore Bicycle Works.
#baltimore
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samh pro 14 hours ago
Would join.
artwells

sheetcake in the breakroom

vintage fantasy illustration of armed trolls running into a room
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vintage fantasy illustration of armed trolls running into a room
9 hours ago
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m3moellering 8 hours ago
Title ++++
colintheriot

Four More Portraits of People Who Post Bad Opinions on Twitter

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Changing up the process a little and doing a little goofing with the actual reference photo before I draw it. Not sure if I will keep with that but fun to try.
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cristin

top albums this week

collage of 9 album covers.
brian eno - vocals II
the best of simple minds
beth orton - pass in time
simple minds - theme for a great city
love and rockets - seventh dream of teenage heaven
bauhaus - volume one
william orbit - strange cargo III
ELO and olivia newton john - xanadu
brian eno - instrumentals I
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collage of 9 album covers.
brian eno - vocals II
the best of simple minds
beth orton - pass in time
simple minds - theme for a great city
love and rockets - seventh dream of teenage heaven
bauhaus - volume one
william orbit - strange cargo III
ELO and olivia newton john - xanadu
brian eno - instrumentals I
RIP William Orbit. he did great work as a producer.
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joffaboy

Roman child's toy pig

A fired clay pig
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A fired clay pig
Terracotta and lead, 1st century CE. Taken at ROME exhibition, Museum of Melbourne
18 hours ago
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vosechu pro 7 hours ago
They sure did love lead!
robotmachine

Meet me at the worker owned bookstore and café in the next ten minutes if you want an ass kicking.

Middle aged dorkwad looking as hard as a ham sandwich in front of Red Emma’s bookstore and café.
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Middle aged dorkwad looking as hard as a ham sandwich in front of Red Emma’s bookstore and café.
#baltimore
14 hours ago
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samh pro 13 hours ago
Would join
Davezilla pro 9 hours ago
Red Emma’s sounds like a biker bookstore. Or for literate pirates.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
Somebody worked carefully to paint all that brick and used a fucking keyboard tickmark instead of a proper apostrophe. I am livid.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
@Davezilla Sounds like a communist activist, the fun 1930s type that got involved in picket line battles and drinking contests rather than the annoying 1960s type that's too wrapped up in arguing doctrine to do anything besides write letters to magazines.
Davezilla pro 8 hours ago
@ardgedee +++
deletism 8 hours ago
@ardgedee it's Emma Goldman
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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nikkuneko

how many women per bag would you say?

square phone pic: closeup of a green coffee bag with the unfortunately-phrased stick-on label "women in coffee blend".

the bottom of the coffee label also reads "ground" | "medium roast" and "net wt. 9 oz (255g)"
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square phone pic: closeup of a green coffee bag with the unfortunately-phrased stick-on label "women in coffee blend".

the bottom of the coffee label also reads "ground" | "medium roast" and "net wt. 9 oz (255g)"
a “did not buy” from my anxiety-overload saturday grocery run

this brand popped up at my local co-op’s coffee section, and while i get what they meant (coffee blend *from* women *producers* in the coffee industry), i still laugh every time i see the label
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artwells pro 13 hours ago
I like my women like I like my coffee, especially during a stroke.
wjcstp pro 12 hours ago
Stock it next to the baby oil
cristin pro 12 hours ago
reminds me of the "Lez Beans" coffee I got - Hawaiian kona hand picked by lesbians. I don't think they lasted very long as a coffee collective
poorusher 11 hours ago
I like my coffee like I like my coffee, recursive.
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
Grinders of women.
clockworkorangejuice 6 hours ago
@MackReed ++++ superb
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jpoulos

Red Canna

A brilliant, striking flower-inspired abstract painting. Bold red and orange "petals" unfold as waves of color, with violet, yellow and white emerging beneath. The red is especially bold, insistent, as if engorged with blood. Almost pulsing. Vibrant. Very *alive*.
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A brilliant, striking flower-inspired abstract painting. Bold red and orange "petals" unfold as waves of color, with violet, yellow and white emerging beneath. The red is especially bold, insistent, as if engorged with blood. Almost pulsing. Vibrant. Very *alive*.
Georgia O’Keeffe, 1924
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artwells

taking on a new hobby

an adventurer facing an open portal with an earth in it, with a massive skeleton lurking over it
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an adventurer facing an open portal with an earth in it, with a massive skeleton lurking over it
13 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
alt title: Commute
dad 9 hours ago
Gotta poop while downtown
neuracnu

cards against humanity is at it again

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https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasn...
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fisherdah 18 hours ago
Easiest ten I’ve spent in hours.
mare pro 16 hours ago
Used the US dollars I got in a class action suit from Zuckerberg for this. Seemed appropriate.
ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
I think of what the guys who run CAH could have done instead of the card game they came up with, and the answer is probably they would have become executives at private equity firms. So while I have qualms about them I think things could have turned out much worse.
wombatman70

RIP 1976 Dates

A small, worn white plastic bag held closed with a rubber band sits on a retro orange countertop. The bag says 1/2kg, and “ein gedi dates,” as well as Hebrew lettering that says the same thing (תאריכי עין גדי).
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A small, worn white plastic bag held closed with a rubber band sits on a retro orange countertop. The bag says 1/2kg, and “ein gedi dates,” as well as Hebrew lettering that says the same thing (תאריכי עין גדי).
My late father brought home this bag of dates from a trip to Israel in 1976. It has been in the fridge since then. My entire life they lived in my parents’ fridge. Dad’s been dead more than two years now, and still they stayed in the fridge.
But Mom’s selling the house and one of the last things in her final clean out & pack-up was to take this pic and throw ‘em away.
A great story, and a picture will work just as well as the actual bag to tell it.
L’chaim!
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
But hello biofuel!
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Boy, talk about out-dated!
wombatman70 Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado *Salah’s voice*
“Bad dates!”
homerj Yesterday
this reminds me...need to clean out the fridge this weekend...
wombatman70 Yesterday
@homerj if there’s anything this old in it just leave it be, I think.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@wombatman70 ++
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
wombatman70 19 hours ago
@spingo ❤️
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jpoulos

KWAIDAN - Official 4K Restoration Trailer

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Looking forward to this.
12 hours ago
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ian_whitney 12 hours ago
Already sent it to the programmer at my theater, suggesting we get it on screen.
poorusher 11 hours ago
So good
nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
i have the criterion blu ray of this and it is truly magnificent.
poorusher

Diamanda Galas

Singer Diamanda Galas in a very high contrast colour photograph wearing very striking makeup
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Singer Diamanda Galas in a very high contrast colour photograph wearing very striking makeup
Decided to dig out my favourite DG portrait. After seeing @LocalStain recent post and checking the mltshp search

https://mltshp.com/search...
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m3moellering 13 hours ago
Fierce!
artwells

reviewing your code

girls face with the caption "You've vomited"
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girls face with the caption "You've vomited"
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taestell

Miami Vice

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Half Strawberry Daiquiri, half Piña Colada.

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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ba pro 12 hours ago
would.
artwells

made me what I am

cover for Libbyland Sundown Supper TV dinner
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cover for Libbyland Sundown Supper TV dinner
When we had a babysitter, I got these
9 hours ago
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Davezilla pro 9 hours ago
OMG. I totally remember these.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
50 years later and we have sundown syndrome to look forward to instead. Coincidence?
Argie

Weekend Plans

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The solitary cabin of Elliðaey, Iceland
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wombatman70 Yesterday
Saw this (and the others on other Li’l islands nearby) in person! Very neat. Was told by a local that they’re basically man caves and the folks who own them will leave the island with a pack of groceries and some beer and live it up in the summertime. Also very near the world’s largest puffin colony, as it happens!
Argie pro Yesterday
@wombatman70 sounds dreamy
hertz pro 22 hours ago
Site of a rather ill fated exhibition cricket match back in the 70's.
Argie pro 19 hours ago
@hertz +++
I had to google that hahaha
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artwells

Start your day teleologically sound

vintage ad of a child with a large dog heading away from a house with the caption "To school Well Fed on Grape = Nuts and cream "There's a reason""
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vintage ad of a child with a large dog heading away from a house with the caption "To school Well Fed on Grape = Nuts and cream "There's a reason""
15 hours ago
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joffaboy

Go Tricky

Newspaper note 
HIGH WAY: I think it is just
terrible and disgusting how
everyone has treated Lance
Armstrong, especially after
what he achieved winning
seven Tour de France races
while competing on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't
even find my bike.
-Trický
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Newspaper note
HIGH WAY: I think it is just
terrible and disgusting how
everyone has treated Lance
Armstrong, especially after
what he achieved winning
seven Tour de France races
while competing on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't
even find my bike.
-Trický
Via Facebook
2 days ago
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wombatman70

“Previously, on Porch Tomatoes…”

Two small tomatoes sit in my hand with room to spare. Rather than looking like cherry tomatoes or similar varietals meant to be this small, they look like miniature versions of full-size heirloom tomatoes.
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Two small tomatoes sit in my hand with room to spare. Rather than looking like cherry tomatoes or similar varietals meant to be this small, they look like miniature versions of full-size heirloom tomatoes.
Y’all may recall that I opted to make a couple tomato plants essentially ornamental on our front stoop ( https://mltshp.com/p/1RRUJ ).

They were a variety of heirloom that - in our regular tomato bed - grew tall and strong and produced lots of big delicious fruit.

These li’l pots with less room and less rainwater and more “oops I forgot to water them,” etc., still produced fruit, but they were these adorable little miniatures of their full-sized brethren. Bonsai tomatoes, if you will.

We made them part of last night’s caprese, and, while not notable in their sweetness or acidity or depth of flavor, were still a-ok. Fun little not-meant-to-be-mini tomatoes.
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m3moellering 18 hours ago
Just a little salt and yum!
wombatman70 16 hours ago
@m3moellering ❤️ Or a little salt, a little basil, a little mozzarella, a little balsamic glaze… 🤤
O_C

Yehan Wang, City

a city street scene (from street-level with point of view upwards towards skyscrapers) rendered in a lot of blue ink lines, with black ink lines that look like doodles for the sky.
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a city street scene (from street-level with point of view upwards towards skyscrapers) rendered in a lot of blue ink lines, with black ink lines that look like doodles for the sky.
source: https://bebelestrange.tumblr.com/post...
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mare pro 16 hours ago
Admiring the sky.
3rdparty

ctrl+alt+del

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Roz Chast @ The New Yorker
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drurystephanie Yesterday
real
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
The standard Windows experience.
scruss pro Yesterday
"Select All, Delete"
dapete

Think

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So many great performers in this movie.
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samh pro Yesterday
Four while fried chickens.
Xedrik Yesterday
...and a Coke.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Dry toast
owl Yesterday
I've seen this movie, but never in one sitting. I think we may all have movies like that
spaceninja pro Yesterday
"The Blues Brothers? Shit. They still owe you money, fool."

Side note - All the performers in the movie lip-synced to a studio recording, except Aretha, because she sings her songs slightly differently every time, and couldn't match her own recording, so her vocals in the Think scene were recorded live on set!
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travis

4-minute time lapse of a Maine sky during a power outage

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1.5 second animation of a star-filled sky with stars slightly moving and a few planes and satellites zipping across
I had to convert the original MP4 that my phone generated to a GIF so it lost a bit of detail

More detail but less animated: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUDZ
4 days ago
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joe

The Gowanus Canal last night

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rhettlee 16 hours ago
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...
y95 11 hours ago
go wan...
deletism 8 hours ago
go wan...
octaneTom

Sourdough batard

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STILL BAKING. Interested to try this, we delayed our trip to the UP to visit friends by one day so I gave this bad boy a super long fridge ferment. Will it taste different? Better? Is it overproofed? WHO KNOWS!
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wombatman70 2 days ago
Yaaay! I bet it’s tastier.

Where in the UP? My family owned a little cottage in way up in Copper Harbor for years and years, so I’ve spent a lot of time up there.
octaneTom pro 2 days ago
@wombatman70 40 miles west of the bridge : Naubinway. Our friends have a beautiful little modern summer house right at the northernmost point of Lake Michigan
samh pro 2 days ago
I'm headed to MI tomorrow for family vacation after not having been there for a few years. Super excited!!! Not getting up to the Yoop, but I'm going to be quite happy with time spent next to Sleeping Bear.

I have been feeding my sourdough starter every week or two for quite a long time as I've been too busy and it's been way too hot to bake. Looking forward to getting some loaves going in the Fall again.
octaneTom pro 2 days ago
@samh awesome enjoy it! Lmk if you need any recommendations… I’m in Williamsburg btw TC and Elk rapids and get over to to Sleeping Bear often…. I feel like you’ve prolly got it covered though

Our oven died a few weeks back so my starter was starving in the back of the fridge for weeks…..just woke it back up.

We got a new induction range w electric oven after being on gas all my life. This first loaf turned out awesome - the electric oven cooked a lot more evenly…and also has a proof setting which I’m digging. Another 900g of dough is in a bowl on the counter - going to make baguettes out of it in the AM
wombatman70 2 days ago
@octaneTom how WONderful! Anywhere up nort is spectacular. Especially this time of year. Spent most of my life (for better and worse) down in Holland, but still have good friends up in your neck of the woods. We never went through Naubinway, because we always took 28 heading west, since we were heading to the Keeweenaw. Hope you have the best time! How was the bread in the end?
samh pro Yesterday
I had forgotten you were from over there, @octaneTom but that's coming back to me. We'll spend one night at my sister-in-laws in TC then about a week next to the beach in Frankfort. I'll wave from the plane in and out!

p.s. I installed an induction range this year and it is absolutely superb for baking.
Xedrik Yesterday
I make pizzas from scratch every week for date night. When I remember to plan ahead, I get the dough started a couple days early and let it ferment in the fridge. When I remember to do this, it is *amazing*.
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MackReed

The Pacific Ocean this morning from the [ISS] cupola with an iPhone

view of an orbital station hanging below the curved surface of the earth, upon which swirls the eye of an absolutely enormous white storm.
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view of an orbital station hanging below the curved surface of the earth, upon which swirls the eye of an absolutely enormous white storm.
titled as found (dated 080326): https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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ba pro Yesterday
Earth: Real fucking shithole!
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Where is the ice wall that surrounds the earth's disk that keeps the ocean from spilling over the edge?
Xedrik Yesterday
@ba Mos Eisley Spaceport: It's a fucking shithole. A fucking shithole. https://www.youtube.com/watch...
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I can't believe our atmospheric fuckery, when you see we are a water bag, in cold, dark, f'n space, the atmosphere and some other complicated, round, orbital, gravitational, realities, are the only things which keep us from being Mimas.
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