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guyver3

Jalapeno cheese stuffed pretzel

Pepper jack stuffed pretzels with coarse ground Dijon
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Pepper jack stuffed pretzels with coarse ground Dijon
Pepper jack stuffed pretzels with coarse ground Dijon
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snarkout pro 5 hours ago
absolutely would.
spingo pro 2 hours ago
Heroic
lamnatos

Mon dieu

A tweet by David Malki discussing the "béchamel test," which states that if two croque madames converse about topics unrelated to croque monsieur, they are passing this test. The tweet includes a profile picture of the author.
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A tweet by David Malki discussing the "béchamel test," which states that if two croque madames converse about topics unrelated to croque monsieur, they are passing this test. The tweet includes a profile picture of the author.
Source: https://ohai.social/@uncle_v...
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artwells

How I work

Image of plastic parts, twine, files, tweezers, pliers, wire snips on a cutting board on a desk
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Image of plastic parts, twine, files, tweezers, pliers, wire snips on a cutting board on a desk
Just turned around from the computer stand to the work desk and saw a great representation of several projects.

I've been printing/placing kodama in the trees around the neighborhood. I've been printing mushrooms and gnomes for the stump. The twine is what I use for lanyards in the ICE Warning Whistle kits I've been making for a couple businesses to distribute. And the spirally thing is for The Project, which is marble-track-clock-puzzle that is a long story I might have told here before.

But here's for a new year of just puttering around.
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wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
that looks like some very good puttering
MackReed pro 56 minutes ago
Puttering is important. For the, you know, general sanity and all.
waldopepper

Ti's the season.. for themed sour dough

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samh pro 9 hours ago
Neat!
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
Cool, dinosaur claw marks— ::puts on glasses:: cool, evergreens! 🌲 🦖
wombatman70

Belle Isle Park conservatory

The tall glass dome ceiling towers high above many lush tropical plants next to a low stone wall next to a paved path in the conservatory on Belle Isle in southeast Michigan.
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The tall glass dome ceiling towers high above many lush tropical plants next to a low stone wall next to a paved path in the conservatory on Belle Isle in southeast Michigan.
Holidays at the in-laws in Ann Arbor, MI. Took m’kiddo and his cousin to the aquarium and conservatory on Belle Isle. The aquarium is mostly cool because of the tile rather than the tanks or specimens they contain… but the adjacent conservatory is pretty spectacular. Modest, but full of impressive plants. I’ll post a pic of the magnificent prickly pear in just a minute. Had scavenger hunts for the kids and beautiful plants in every nook and cranny.
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LocalStain

mfw

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macmanx pro 11 hours ago
I guess it sells better than “glass/plate that occasionally might not shatter depending on angle and distance of fall.”
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
Manufacturer: "We do not claim this is shatterproof if you drop it."
Tiktok influencer: "This is so cool, it won't shatter even if you drop it."
Everybody: "The manufacturer says it won't shatter even if you drop it!"
Xedrik 8 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
wombatman70

HUGE prickly pear

A huge prickly pear cactus in a glass-walled conservatory on Belle Isle, MI.
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A huge prickly pear cactus in a glass-walled conservatory on Belle Isle, MI.
Trunk was probably a foot+ in diameter, and the paddles towered probably 15’ overhead. Totally bowled over by it.
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snarkout

Recap

A gingerbread house (surrounded by candy rubble) iced in green and labelled "2025" in flaming letters, only it's not a house it's a dumpster fire.
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A gingerbread house (surrounded by candy rubble) iced in green and labelled "2025" in flaming letters, only it's not a house it's a dumpster fire.
source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...

"2025 but pictured in gingerbread"
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artwells

"porno"

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woman saying something in a FOTOMAT followed by a scene of twins holding identical photos
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heyitsal pro 4 hours ago
I think she's saying "both" to the question "which do you like?". Regardless, I thought there was an unspoken turtleneck limit our society silently observed.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Pretty.
LocalStain

[wookiee noises]

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O_C

"Father? Why did you create me, father?"

Product/online auction photograph of an armless, wigless mannequin standing on a curb in front of a chain-link fence/gate. The face, which is realistically defined, has a quizzical look.
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Product/online auction photograph of an armless, wigless mannequin standing on a curb in front of a chain-link fence/gate. The face, which is realistically defined, has a quizzical look.
source: https://www.ebay.com/itm...
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jasperzelf pro 13 hours ago
*Klara & The Sun intensifies*
redfox

we clean up real nice

oil painting of a young woman in 1910's style velvet dress and large feathered hat, holding a demonic creature about the size of a large wombat. the creature has a pink bow in its fur and a mouth full of (a) teeth and (b) chrysanthemums
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oil painting of a young woman in 1910's style velvet dress and large feathered hat, holding a demonic creature about the size of a large wombat. the creature has a pink bow in its fur and a mouth full of (a) teeth and (b) chrysanthemums
source: https://www.studiorayyan.com/collecti...

"Chrysanthemums", Omar Rayyan
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williwaw pro Yesterday
where did you get this picture of me

also who is that girl in the hat
samh pro Yesterday
Lol
spingo pro Yesterday
@williwaw ha!
lamnatos 23 hours ago
Belle Époque Lilo & Stitch
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Pearly King

Keith Crowe, Pearly King Of Homerton. 

Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.
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Keith Crowe, Pearly King Of Homerton.

Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.
The Pearlies.

Once in the pearlies, members make a lifelong commitment to raising money for charity. This is done through fundraising on the streets and hosting larger events such as their annual harvest festival, held at St-Martin-in-the-Fields church by Trafalgar Square.

https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...
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joost 13 hours ago
A commitment to raising money for charity. That's lovely.
Also looks glorious
LocalStain

👑

CDN media
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CDN media
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roonie pro Yesterday
I'm glad he can treat the whole mess as a joke.
Who were the idiot couple in the front row doing their best to make it all about them?
Yes, I saw some of it.
Didn't pay anything to see it.
Saw very early how stupid it was and stopped watching.
owl Yesterday
True wisdom would be taking the money and running far away from this lifestyle completely, at least by my reckoning. No one ever does it, but why not? Take the bag and dip out for good.
dapete

M E R C U R Y

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Show for snow
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MackReed pro Yesterday
NOICE.
3rdparty pro 20 hours ago
I hate that I wonder if this is AI
ninecormorants 19 hours ago
Seems legit.
https://www.jalopnik.com/old-merc...
dad 11 hours ago
@3rdparty I know, but I'd never seen one before!
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artwells

conversation pit

conversation pit
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conversation pit
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neuracnu pro 9 hours ago
This reminds me to go watch the Panos Cosmatos episode of Cabinet of Curiosities again.
m3moellering

So, story time.

Pictured writing on a whiteboard, the type found on a refrigerator (namely mine). The text reads “Nora was here !!😀 TY for Kinder Club, I love you. ❤️
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Pictured writing on a whiteboard, the type found on a refrigerator (namely mine). The text reads “Nora was here !!😀 TY for Kinder Club, I love you. ❤️
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m3moellering Yesterday
I may have mentioned this before here. Our family participated in an after school daycare cooperative with four other families for approximately nine years (kindergarten through 8th Grade). This was entirely the brain child of my spouse and two of the other parents. The story goes that they were standing around the sort of courtyard by the street waiting to pick up the kindergarteners and, being like-minded people during the Bush the Lesser Regime, struck conversation. They quickly came to an understanding that some of them had been at a, literally, adjacent day care the year before and remembered seeing each other at pick up there. Some one, and no one will admit to whom it was, suggested that each parent take a day to pick up ALL of the children and walk them home (Yes, we were that lucky. We all lived within a kilometer of the school). My spouse was the one who buttonholed the school secretaries for the appropriate and, imo, necessary paperwork to allow non-family members to retrieve the children from school at the end of the day. Four families participated but all five days of the week were covered because one of the families had twins and took two days of pickup.
I have long said that the joy of teaching Freshman is seeing them blossom and grow into young adults. I have taught middle school and high school in the US. And I have had the same sense of joy in watching these children grow into adulthood along with my own girls.
We have met and celebrated our successes and failures as parents (and now adults) for twenty-five years. Many have married, or will be soon. Several have their doctorates and are seeking their way in the world. Nora teaches in NYC and has recently made the leap from 4th to 6th Grade. We shared war stories this year and waxed philosophical about pedagogy psychology and all things teaching. Of all the things that I have helped created with other people in life, with the noted exception of my children, I am most proud of this cooperative Kinder Club.
Here’s to twenty-five more years of seeing us all grow, and love, and learn.
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
artwells pro Yesterday
That's great
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Wonderful. I'm at a party right now with former mom group families. We met when they had tiny babies. Now the oldest are in college. It's an unbeatable bond.
dogwelder pro Yesterday
4th grade to 6th? Did she change schools as well? Most Elementary schools are K-5, and most middle schools are 6-8.
jpoulos pro 19 hours ago
Love this!
m3moellering 16 hours ago
@grantbarrett /full agreement
@dogwelder She did. New York State certification allows her to teach up to 6th. But she is in a charter school so….there are no rules.
dogwelder pro 15 hours ago
@m3moellering good for her! I’ve taught every grade level, and middle school is my favorite.
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zork

More is Less

Several electronic gadgets are sitting on a table. On the top left is a Sony ZV-1 digital camera, to the right is the base model Amazon Kindle, bottom left is a HiBy m300 digital audio player with IEMs attached.
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Several electronic gadgets are sitting on a table. On the top left is a Sony ZV-1 digital camera, to the right is the base model Amazon Kindle, bottom left is a HiBy m300 digital audio player with IEMs attached.
Funny point of order: in an effort to disconnect from social media and the web in general on my bike trips, I'm going to end up bringing MORE gadgets along vs less on my upcoming trip to Tierra del Fuego. I suppose we could say I'm going with the more is less approach or something. All of these could easily be replaced with my phone, but each time I pick up the phone, that's a new opportunity to fiddle, to doomscroll, to waste time, to not be in the moment.
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samh pro 4 hours ago
How long will you be on the other side of the equator? Sounds delightful!
zork 4 hours ago
@samh I leave on the 9th, fly back on the 27th. I'm riding the Fin del Mundo route, giving myself 8-10 days to ride. 5 days in Punta Arenas, 1-3 in Ushaia, depending on how the ride goes. Should get to see some guanacas, penguins, and maybe some glaciers. I'm excited and nervous at the same time. I've spent the last two months mega over planning planning gear and not riding nearly enough. Wheeeeeeee
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Torres del Paine?
jordanbrock

Let’s go to the dog park for a walk

Murphy, a Shiba Inu dog, sitting on a park bench looking at the camera.
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Murphy, a Shiba Inu dog, sitting on a park bench looking at the camera.
Murphy, in repose
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dogwelder

A fake poster milestone

A fake poster for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues mimicking the poster for The Godfather Part II.
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A fake poster for Spinal Tap II: The End Continues mimicking the poster for The Godfather Part II.
This is my 250th fake poster for 2025! I decided Rob Reiner would appreciate making Marty DiBergi's name more prominent than his real one.

As for the movie: It's not as funny as the first one, but it really isn't trying to be. It's a comfortable nostalgia tour.
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samh pro 13 hours ago
I thoroughly enjoyed it. Definitely not as funny but so relaxed and still on point.
LocalStain

RIP Brigitte.

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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Brigitte Bardot Dead: 'And God Created Women,' 'Contempt' Star Was 91
#RIP, #BB
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cristin pro 3 hours ago
homophobe. racist. fined multiple times in court for provoking violence.
O_C

Franz Sedlacek (At 1891-1945) Skiers Underway / Übungswiese (1926)

painting of what looks like a hundred cross-country skiers falling/skiing on a winter landscape. they appear as shadow-puppets.
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painting of what looks like a hundred cross-country skiers falling/skiing on a winter landscape. they appear as shadow-puppets.
source: https://donnerpartyofone.tumblr.com/post...
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samh pro Yesterday
The Telemark army invades.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
Aspen, next week
cristin pro 3 hours ago
I picture this as one skier, and all of their impact marks as they fell on the slope.
joffaboy

Looking back at an ISS resident

Astronaut waving from the cupola of the ISS
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Astronaut waving from the cupola of the ISS
From the series The Overview Effect: 25 years in the ISS

https://flic.kr/p/2rKhTjd
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tamrow pro Yesterday
Open the pod bay doors, Jessica…
macmanx

Snake Plants and Lichen

Snake plants rise next to a lichen-covered lava rock wall.
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Snake plants rise next to a lichen-covered lava rock wall.
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greenskpr pro 8 hours ago
Had a rough few years getting my mother-in-law to trust that I wasn't a total dipshit, I was the swarthy american..first saw this plant in Costa Rica on vacation with my wife. This spikey beautiful sharp edged pointy plant has another common name - 'mother-in-law's tongue' and I thought it was a perfect name for it at that point.. Regardless, the old battleaxe and I ended up best pals and loved each other dearly.
macmanx pro 7 hours ago
@greenskpr ❤️
snowbow

Reege

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I made my sister a Regis Philbin tree topper this year. It has a sun ‘life’ side and a moon ‘death’ side. I love making weird things and I hope 2026 just gets weirder in respect to art making. 😊
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joshmillard pro 2 days ago
hell yeah let's keep getting weirder
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
May I ask why him specifically?
snowbow 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick it’s an inside joke between us
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@joshmillard it’s our only natural defense.
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joffaboy

Looking back at '25

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Mulleted wrestler pouting over his shoulder
source: https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
this made me suddenly laugh like a donkey, 5 stars
Xedrik 15 hours ago
You've got this, Travis! Make 'em wait for it... boom.
cristin pro 3 hours ago
I call this "Blue Steel"
snowbow

Cherry pie

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I made a cherry pie for Xmas dessert this year 😋😋
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m3moellering 2 days ago
That looks amazing! I'm surprised that you got a photo first!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
@snarkout lol!
snowbow 2 days ago
@m3moellering my mom ate three pieces last night which is A LOT for her 😂
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O_C

Paul Evans (1950-) - Goodbye Winter

painting of a field in late winter. it is either the morning after or the evening after (the sun hangs low in the sky) an ice-storm. everything is dotted with frost. a farmhouse is in the distance between two ice-covered trees. weeds in the foreground appear to be struggling to return to life. the sky looks like it is on fire. spring is coming.
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painting of a field in late winter. it is either the morning after or the evening after (the sun hangs low in the sky) an ice-storm. everything is dotted with frost. a farmhouse is in the distance between two ice-covered trees. weeds in the foreground appear to be struggling to return to life. the sky looks like it is on fire. spring is coming.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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y95 Yesterday
So many red berries to harvest!
artwells

#ffu

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Taxi Driver clapping
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williwaw

ahahahaha

illustration of the Gavle straw goat in Sweden with the text "it fucken wimdy"
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illustration of the Gavle straw goat in Sweden with the text "it fucken wimdy"
not arson, not birds, but a third thing: https://www.tumblr.com/taggsvan...

THE GODS WILL BE PLEASED
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
My money's always on ninjas. foiled by the weather!
otaman pro Yesterday
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williwaw pro Yesterday
@otaman YES! perfection
neuracnu pro Yesterday
outstanding
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