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A skeleton cowboy in a black hat and red scarf holds two psychedelic-patterned futuristic pistols inside a pink, surreal comic-book frame.

Transcribed Text:

HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.

EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
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A skeleton cowboy in a black hat and red scarf holds two psychedelic-patterned futuristic pistols inside a pink, surreal comic-book frame.

Transcribed Text:

HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.

EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
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MackReed pro 4 hours ago
It me
O_C

PIE

photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
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photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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Xedrik 7 hours ago
when come back, bring pie
jazon pro 5 hours ago
I like pie!
@Xedrik Excellent reference
samh pro 3 hours ago
Anytime is a good time for pie.
B6FA798A3449

Back porch sandwiches

Color photograph of an evening scene, crowded with dimly-lit trees and residential buildings. The sky is bright with urban glow, and some stars are visible.
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Color photograph of an evening scene, crowded with dimly-lit trees and residential buildings. The sky is bright with urban glow, and some stars are visible.
...on an 80° evening with friends.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 28 minutes ago
Urban glo over bungalo!
nikkuneko

job application vibes, if you please

a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
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a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
i finally saw a job listing a couple of days ago that made me go “wow, i might have a chance at that” and set out to finally update my resume.

glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.

i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.

vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.

(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I believe in you.
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spingo pro Yesterday
Goooooooooooo
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Robotron_smith Yesterday
Job vibes!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
misslivie Yesterday
you already did some massive work towards it - you're almost there! just get 'er dunn
m3moellering Yesterday
Bon chance!
BMK Yesterday
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mare pro Yesterday
Nicolas&
Researcher&
Content&
Curator.
samh pro Yesterday
Hooray!
snowbow Yesterday
you got dis
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
Go Nik Go!
dad 4 hours ago
You can do the thing!
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jpoulos

Mr. Ice, Mr. Hill

Vanilla Ice and Benny Hill posing together, throwing hand signs. Ice has two different colored shoes on. Hill wears his ball cap backwards. Such goofy guys, these two.
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Vanilla Ice and Benny Hill posing together, throwing hand signs. Ice has two different colored shoes on. Hill wears his ball cap backwards. Such goofy guys, these two.
Per schlubs on the Internet:

Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
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dad 20 hours ago
Naturally
grantbarrett pro 19 hours ago
peak manhood
hertz pro 19 hours ago
This is the off brand equivalent of finding out Picasso and Eminem were alive at the same time
artwells pro 17 hours ago
Thinking of ice-ice-baby over yaklity sacks and it works
samh pro 9 hours ago
I found a Benny Hill / Eminem mashup but no Ice unfortunately.
dreyfusslugado 8 hours ago
@artwells lol me too!
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y95

 

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Argie pro 16 hours ago
I don't think the squirrel thought this through. Owl be like "ooooh lunch"
patd 6 hours ago
Life comes at you fast
ufez

Who will survive, and what will be left of them?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pinball table by Spooky Pinball
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre pinball table by Spooky Pinball
Finally played a couple (as in two) games on this table while waiting on a pizza at the Headless Bat*. I didn't get much of a good flow going, but I can tell it's there.

Apparently the music and callouts are a big part of the experience but the Bat blasts music so you can't really hear them. Honestly, fine by me, I'm not much of a fan of the films (or slashers in general).

Fun little table though. Couple of quirky ramps, couple of good loops.

Table by Spooky Pinball: https://www.spookypinball.com/product...

*STL's premiere Heavy Metal Pizza Joint, which I've been going to since they opened but is significantly easier to get to from the new place so I guess I'll be there a little more often. https://www.headlessbat.com/
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wmo

yesterday

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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 16 minutes ago
How'd you make your hair grow so fast
0y3ahSansAcut3

Caught In The Beam

A woman is silhouetted against a lighthouse’s beam as she fishes in La Caleta beach at dusk in Cadiz, Spain, Monday, Sept. 28, 2026.
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A woman is silhouetted against a lighthouse’s beam as she fishes in La Caleta beach at dusk in Cadiz, Spain, Monday, Sept. 28, 2026.
A woman is silhouetted against a lighthouse’s beam as she fishes in La Caleta beach at dusk in Cadiz, Spain, Monday, Sept. 28, 2026. The left hand side of this photo is very "Starry Night On The Rhone"
#photography #FranciscoSeco AP
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MackReed

😱😱

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O_C

John Berkey, "Superships," Popular Mechanics, December 1988

Cutaway illustration by John Berkey of a speculative cruise ship that's like a floating high-rise building
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Cutaway illustration by John Berkey of a speculative cruise ship that's like a floating high-rise building
source: https://70sscifiart.tumblr.com/post...
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homerj Yesterday
Cut-away marker renderings was peak humanity.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Oh man, so many happy childhood memories of perusing my dad's collection of old Popular Mechanics and Popular Science magazines!
brundlefly Yesterday
Take THAT communist orcas!
0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
No solar-nowhere.
idogcow 23 hours ago
Meet me at the port side pool!
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
"Internal ferry dock/load point"

HOW?!?
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 21 hours ago
It would take a uniquely designed shipyard to build a tri-hull ship this wide
jpk 17 hours ago
The amount of imagination that both went into this and that this created is wonderful. Sure beats the current slop
mrzarquon pro 14 hours ago
The life boats being tucked in the underside of the decks between the outer hulls is some cocaine induced hubris. How does this not topple over and when it does, how do you retrieve the life boats from their launch tubes?
wjcstp pro 11 hours ago
I always loved these cutaways, I think I was primed for them by the similar illustrations in Mad magazine
dreyfusslugado 8 hours ago
all that and only ONE bar?
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jazon

How it ended

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I've been away for a while. Life took an unexpected turn, I learned some hard lessons, and came away with a better understanding of myself and the people around me. Grateful for the growth, and glad to be sharing things again.
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dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
Welcome back!
ba pro 3 days ago
Hi!
joost 3 days ago
Hallo
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Hóla! Here’s to growth!
me3dia pro 3 days ago
Good to see you
Sailormom pro 3 days ago
Good to see you.
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Welcome back!
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
Welcome back indeed!
m3moellering 2 days ago
Glad that you’re back!
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Hang in there. Confronting our own painful truths is the only way forward, but it’s also the best way forward
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O_C

tonight's programming

"ALL-STAR
FAMILY FEUD SPECIAL

THE STARS SALUTE
ISRAEL AT 30

ABC 

MONDAY!
STARTS AT 8:00/7:00 CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN"
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"ALL-STAR
FAMILY FEUD SPECIAL

THE STARS SALUTE
ISRAEL AT 30

ABC

MONDAY!
STARTS AT 8:00/7:00 CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN"
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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snowbow

OFG

a black and white linocut print of a cheese grater with the text "oh fucking grate"
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a black and white linocut print of a cheese grater with the text "oh fucking grate"
source: facebork
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
At first glance I thought it was a Dalek
jer pro Yesterday
EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIAAAATE!!
bitslayer Yesterday
jer+++
MackReed

…

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...


more: https://youtu.be/UHDwQ6FuWCs
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Confession: I sometimes confuse Naomi Klein with Naomi Wolf
ang pro an hour ago
@BennyTheIcepick "If the Naomi be Klein / you're doing just fine / If the Naomi be Wolf / Oh, buddy. Ooooof." The confusion led Klein to write this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
wmo

yesterday too

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m3moellering Yesterday
😳
zork

Bowman Creek Valley, Glacier NP

A bright sunny day from a side slope of Chapman Peak in Glacier National Park. In the close foreground are red huckleberry bushes. The terrain drops down abruptly in a glacially carved valley, some 2000 feet. To the left of Thunderbird Mountain, Mount Carter, and Rainbow Peak. To the right is Boulder Peak, Mount Peabody, and Numa Ridge. Bowman Lake, a glacial fjord style like is a shiny ribbon in the distance.
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A bright sunny day from a side slope of Chapman Peak in Glacier National Park. In the close foreground are red huckleberry bushes. The terrain drops down abruptly in a glacially carved valley, some 2000 feet. To the left of Thunderbird Mountain, Mount Carter, and Rainbow Peak. To the right is Boulder Peak, Mount Peabody, and Numa Ridge. Bowman Lake, a glacial fjord style like is a shiny ribbon in the distance.
I did a solo late season 3 night backpacking trip up in Glacier NP this Sunday through Wednesday. 38 miles, climbing up and over two passes, topping out at ~7500 feet at Boulder Pass. Temps in the low 30s to mid 60s with some rain and snow mixed in.

This view is looking down the Bowman Creek valley. I started at the end of that fjord like lake way off in the distance.
Interestingly, there was a distinct lack of large mammals along the way, but that's ok, I've seen enough grizzlies for a lifetime. I did see 2 bald eagles, 2 beaver, a million little chipmunks, and a few tiny little voles.

Oh, there was also a really scary part of the trail in a tight couloir with a near sheer drop off right around 1800 feet. From someone who has an extreme fear of heights, I'll give myself a gold star for making it on through, but then again, I didn't really have much other choice.
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Mr_Encyclopedia

Enlarged to show texture

An 88x31 web button, blown up to five times normal size. It is the logo for "Dimestore Novel" with "Dimestore" written in an old fashioned gilded font and "Novel" written in a rainbow scrawl underneath.
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An 88x31 web button, blown up to five times normal size. It is the logo for "Dimestore Novel" with "Dimestore" written in an old fashioned gilded font and "Novel" written in a rainbow scrawl underneath.
I made a logo for my comic/story/multimedia empire a while back, but foolishly didn't consider how it would work at a low resolution. When I wanted to make the traditional 88x31 web button I was unable to capture the detail without reducing it to a tiny blurry mess.

Until today, that is, when I had the time to painstakingly shrink down each part of the logo and apply all my pixel skills to making it readable at small size. I think I did a good job, and now I have buttons for both of my website type projects.
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m3moellering

I can smell this image.

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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
oh god, same
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
ditto
me3dia pro 2 days ago
the damp paper...
travis pro 2 days ago
@ardgedee ++
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
I got to run one of those back in high school. The amazing smell of the solvent!
BMK 2 days ago
Last time I ever used one was in college in the early 80s, making copies of an exam for a prof. It was a big deal when we got a photocopier for the department where I had my work-study, and you had to use one of those key-counters to track how many copies you made for billing.
m3moellering 2 days ago
@ardgedee Hehehehehe
kokogiak Yesterday
I was a teacher's pet in 3rd & 4th grade, I used to get picked to run this machine to print out our quizzes. Always felt slightly loopy when I came back to class
scruss pro Yesterday
The good old Banda duplicator
spingo pro Yesterday
@ardgedee (applause)
cristin pro Yesterday
@ardgedee ++
cristin pro Yesterday
@BMK I discovered while working on my thesis that I could use the microfiche printers in the library to print out stills of b&w film to give it a super great xerography look. but at $0.15c per frame, it was pricey. Fortunately, at one point during a print, I bumped the key counter and dislodged it. I found, to my amazement, that first the printer queried that there was a key counter there, made the copy, and THEN incremented the counter.

so, press the button, watch the light start moving, pull the counter, advance to next frame of film, insert counter. and suddenly I was only paying $0.01/frame because I didn't want to walk out with a stack of copies and say I owed nothing, as it would be too suspicious.
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O_C

Frank Baker Holmes - Dusk Call (1975)

painting of a man taking a phone call at dusk in a sparsely furnished living room. a doll house sits on the floor beside him.
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painting of a man taking a phone call at dusk in a sparsely furnished living room. a doll house sits on the floor beside him.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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drurystephanie 20 hours ago
Okay, obsessed
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Looks like the newly divorced.
hertz

Most 2026 phrase you'll hear all day for $200, Alex

Social media post with text:

BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapid flashing images of plates.
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Social media post with text:

BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapid flashing images of plates.
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m3moellering 2 days ago
Perfection.
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
This is the second "torturing computers" headline I've seen today, what is going on

https://www.404media.co/someone-...
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
@B6FA798A3449 for some reason i always run into a paywall with 404media, even though i must only see 1-2 articles from them a month.

here's an archive link in case others have this problem:
https://archive.ph/cAsBz


also, oy vey, per that article: some time ago i had some rando add me as a contact on LinkedIn. every time he pops up in my feed since, he's posting insanely impassioned pleas to "free AI", spouting how he's "seen proof in chats" that LLMs are sentient beings. it's... yeah, wow.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
also, i hate that i live in a town that has a huge agreement with flock (where even more maddeningly they've thrown much-needed revenue from cannabis tax into buying thousands of cameras). honestly some digital waterboarding / system overloading sounds good right about now.
scruss pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko how are they going to maintain the Flock subscription fees after cannabis sales go splat in December?
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MackReed

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source: https://infosec.exchange/@i0null...
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dogwelder

They don't write 'em like this any more.

A pile of books on a table. The top book's cover has a painting of decaying human bodies in tubes. The book is "I Hate This Tanning Salon" by Tex Flightrisk.
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A pile of books on a table. The top book's cover has a painting of decaying human bodies in tubes. The book is "I Hate This Tanning Salon" by Tex Flightrisk.
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snowbow

Jack then and now

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my cat Jack on the day I met him at the adoption facility, left, and now, 5 years later, on the right. He was SUPER shy and timid when i first brought him home, lived under my bed for the first 6 weeks. now he is the most affectionate boy and absolutely loves receiving it!
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
J A C K ! a true floofy king among men
robotmachine pro Yesterday
Just in case you didn’t know the official breed is KITTY.
colintheriot

4 more Twitter users with bad opinions

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A couple of people who said that Time interview transcript was fine, and a couple who said the Pope was wrong about AI.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
These are such a great bunch!
colintheriot pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 - thank you kindly.
colintheriot pro Yesterday
Update - the guy on the bottom right said he would return the favor when I shared my portrait, and posted a picture from what I presume was a colonoscopy? Not an art fan, I guess.
snarkout

Abolition Teapot

A creamware teapot, with a black design on it, a decorative pattern around a poem: "Health to the Sick / Honour to the Brave / Success to the Lover / Freedom to the Slave".
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A creamware teapot, with a black design on it, a decorative pattern around a poem: "Health to the Sick / Honour to the Brave / Success to the Lover / Freedom to the Slave".
source: https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/roundtab...

Abolition Teapot, by Josiah Wedgwood & Sons, c. 1760. Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery.
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dreyfusslugado 4 days ago
Love me a long "s". Succefs!
gormat 4 days ago
What does a Lover consider Succefs, I wonder
mikenmar 3 days ago
@gormat Probably it's orgafm.
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@mikenmar 😅
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joffaboy

Doing AI's work

Post about a man who placed ads for an AI and did the work himself
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Post about a man who placed ads for an AI and did the work himself
https://www.tumblr.com/whitepeo...

#retrowork #noAI
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pk

Everyday Resistance

Screenshot of a news article that says "Nurse charged with helping man in hospital escape from ICE custody.
FBI accuses Chloe Freeman of federal misdemeanor in case of undocumented Mexican migrant arrested in Michigan" then shows a picture of a man leaving what is assumed to be a hospital doorway. The caption on the picture says "A man identified only as 'OBP' is seen exiting Trinity Health Ann Arbor in Michigan in May. Photograph: US District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan"
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Screenshot of a news article that says "Nurse charged with helping man in hospital escape from ICE custody.
FBI accuses Chloe Freeman of federal misdemeanor in case of undocumented Mexican migrant arrested in Michigan" then shows a picture of a man leaving what is assumed to be a hospital doorway. The caption on the picture says "A man identified only as 'OBP' is seen exiting Trinity Health Ann Arbor in Michigan in May. Photograph: US District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan"
this is how it's done, people

"Freeman, who worked at the hospital at the time, told hospital investigators she did not agree with federal immigration officials “separating people from their families” and that she “was going to set him free”, the FBI complaint says. The undocumented man had still not been caught by the time she was charged in August."


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...
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samh pro 3 days ago
I applaud you, Chloe.
drurystephanie 3 days ago
Chloeeeee xoxoxoxooo
y95 3 days ago
Nominative Determinism
ffg pro 3 days ago
Chloe’s a real one
frothywalrus 3 days ago
Freeman... talk about doing service to your name
homerj 3 days ago
FREE FREEMAN NOW!
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ffg

About a mile and a half from home

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Took this yesterday. It’s been there for about a month like this. Not sure why Flock Safety is allowed to leave litter lying on the sidewalk.

See also: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWO8
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Xedrik 2 days ago
Complain to your city streets department that someone has left trash obstructing the sidewalk and should be fined.
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
After a month, don't you get scavenger's rights? That solar panel looks useful.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
@ardgedee My first thought.
ffg pro 2 days ago
@ardgedee and we have some hardcore scrappers who come through the neighborhood every week on trash day. Now that you mention it, I am shocked it hasn’t been harvested. Maybe the word needs to go out to the region’s pre-eminent crackheads.
samh pro 2 days ago
If I saw this lying on the ground for part of a week and into the weekend I would have harvested the solar module and battery out of it by EOD Sunday.
cristin pro Yesterday
anything that blocks wheelchair access for me on a sidewalk is fair game for hitting with a sledgehammer.
ffg pro Yesterday
Just filed with the city's "Blight Busters" department:

Debris Cleanup-PUBLIC Property
ID 429942

Location
27033 Van Dyke Ave, Warren

Status
open

Comment
Large piece of electronic waste (e-waste) blocking sidewalk / wheelchair access.

History
Created now

Large piece of electronic waste (e-waste) blocking sidewalk / wheelchair access.
jpk 9 hours ago
@cristin I've lost count of the number of Lime scooters I've had to move. A sledgehammer sounds like a good idea.
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Argie

We Saw You From Across The Pool...

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Taylor and Burton looking sensational (although Burton aged 38 here looks a bit pickled) in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, December 1963
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
She was just extraordinary, wasn't she?

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