It is very important that Americans vote in the upcoming election. If you’ve voted, tag your post #IVoted!
MLTSHP
  • Popular
  • Join us! Sign up to post images and create your own shake.
    Sign Up!
  • sign in

30 Recently Popular Files

MLTSHP

I love to save the best stuff on MLTSHP! Like more things to let me know what’s good!

Join MLTSHP! »

Join MLTSHP, support the site and post something yourself!

robotmachine

 

<image of an alignment chart with the names of AI companies; all of the columns are “CHAOTIC” and all of the rows are “EVIL”>
ChatGPT | Gemini | Claude
Meta AI | Perplexity | Grok
Copilot | Deepseek | Midjourney
alt text
<image of an alignment chart with the names of AI companies; all of the columns are “CHAOTIC” and all of the rows are “EVIL”>
ChatGPT | Gemini | Claude
Meta AI | Perplexity | Grok
Copilot | Deepseek | Midjourney
an hour ago
  • 39 Views
  • 0
  • 7
  • 2
poorusher 41 minutes ago
They're all dreadful. but something really innocuous about Perplexity. Maybe the others followed suit.
robotmachine pro 15 minutes ago
@poorusher No idea what you’re talking about.
urlnotfound

Ferdinand and Isabella

No alt provided
alt text
This is me and Patricia. We are performing as King Ferdinand of Aragon and Queen Isabella of Castile at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival this year. I make my costumes, and you are looking at an unbelievable amount of my free time over the last few months.

Our theme is "heroes and villains" and our characters started the Spanish Inquisition, so our costuming is very Disney-villain inspired.
22 hours ago
  • 506 Views
  • 1
  • 36
  • 4
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
this is really fantastic and intricate costume design; kudos to you!
joost 20 hours ago
You look Majestijtelijk
m3moellering 14 hours ago
That’s freaking amaze-dogs!
otaman pro 23 minutes ago
Incredible!
View all 4 comments
tom

Fungi chairs

source: https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtraveller/825874498146484224
alt text
source: https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtraveller/825874498146484224
source: https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtrav...
19 hours ago
  • 345 Views
  • 4
  • 25
  • 1
bezt pro an hour ago
what is this, a stool for toads
me3dia

Dolly Corn Maze

All Seasons Orchard near Woodstock is paying tribute to Dolly Parton with its corn maze in 2026.
alt text
All Seasons Orchard near Woodstock is paying tribute to Dolly Parton with its corn maze in 2026.
A nearby apple orchard revealed their 2026 corn maze depicting Dolly Parton on Tuesday, hours before her death was announced. It's one of 20 Dolly-themed mazes around the country, all planned and designed months ago to be ready for the fall harvest season.
https://allseasonsorchard.com/pages...

source: https://www.shawlocal.com/northwes...
18 hours ago
  • 316 Views
  • 1
  • 23
  • 1
poorusher 10 hours ago
That is absolutely magnificent.
snarkout

State Fair

A photograph of seed art piece for the Minnesota State Fair, styled after Picasso's Guernica. Multiple cubist figures are seen including one, a bearded man holding a cell phone lying on the ground. To the right of the piece an anguished figure throws her hands up holding a sign reading "ICE OUT". A loon, its wings spread, dominates the left side of the work.
alt text
A photograph of seed art piece for the Minnesota State Fair, styled after Picasso's Guernica. Multiple cubist figures are seen including one, a bearded man holding a cell phone lying on the ground. To the right of the piece an anguished figure throws her hands up holding a sign reading "ICE OUT". A loon, its wings spread, dominates the left side of the work.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Work by Jennifer Nelson.

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’”

More seed art for the Minnesota state fair on similar themes at https://www.cropart.com/Resist....
Yesterday
  • 458 Views
  • 1
  • 32
  • 3
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Going to look at all this in person today!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
MN State Fair crop art is going harder than ever this year, i hope to get over there next week
roue Yesterday
I'll be there Saturday. If you see a guy with a where's waldo "Find Yourself" shirt feel free to stop me and say hi. It might not be me, but that'd probably be even more fun.
nikkuneko

add me to the deconstruction crew

phone selfie: grumpy mostly-white middle-aged dude in glasses and a cap, sporting a navy blue shirt that reads WTFWJD (What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?)
alt text
phone selfie: grumpy mostly-white middle-aged dude in glasses and a cap, sporting a navy blue shirt that reads WTFWJD (What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?)
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RT5B

got this shirt from @drurystephanie’s campaign a while back but never got the chance to show it off.

took a day off, spent the morning wandering across the university campus whilst clutching a breakfast bagel and slowly realizing it was becoming too warm for corduroy pants.

was not raised evangelical but was surrounded by that conservative-supply-side brand of christianity. i spent most of my teen years slowly trying to break free of it… so yeah, the shirt spoke to me. i don’t know if it’ll ever help me win an argument with family when they scowl at me for giving a person change but it’s worth rattling a cage or two.
22 hours ago
  • 355 Views
  • 1
  • 25
  • 1
LocalStain pro an hour ago
You are looking good Nick.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
waa

W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life

No alt provided
alt text
Much more here:
W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life
https://publicdomainreview.org/collecti...
21 hours ago
  • 345 Views
  • 4
  • 24
  • 2
shfitz pro 18 hours ago
ahhh, i bought a book of these book just yesterday
waa pro 18 hours ago
@shfitz Really?! I would've bought it on the spot as well.
nikkuneko

from the “i’m yer grandpaw” cap archive

closeup of a red baseball cap with white stitching and a white patch with the old international harvester “ih” logo, sitting on a blue couch
alt text
closeup of a red baseball cap with white stitching and a white patch with the old international harvester “ih” logo, sitting on a blue couch
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUY1

further down the nostalgia rabbit-hole, found an old international harvester cap, almost exactly like the umpteen harvester and deere caps my maternal grandfather had. for some reason i had to have it, even though it’s snowing flakes of desiccated foam innards everywhere.
21 hours ago
  • 413 Views
  • 1
  • 22
  • 5
jer pro 20 hours ago
This hat gives me childhood flashbacks. My dad wore many of these until they literally fell apart.
corbie 20 hours ago
I thought this was the tank avatar from the Bolo video games https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...
m3moellering 14 hours ago
Had one.
jessamyn pro 12 hours ago
I love this, reminds me of growing up rural.
1f2frfbf pro an hour ago
I've always enjoyed the fact that the International Harvester logo is a stylized man sitting on a tractor. Once you see it... you can't unsee it.
View all 5 comments
semillama

Mapquest wins the internet

Map of Lake 34 Fraud Convictions
alt text
Map of Lake 34 Fraud Convictions
Rename it yourself!

https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario

source: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeonta...
23 hours ago
  • 368 Views
  • 1
  • 24
  • 2
homerj 22 hours ago
TIL Mapquest is still around.
dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
fwiw Google Maps also still has it as Lake Ontario
Vidiot

Unclear, unfunny, delete

Comment [A26]: Unclear, unfunny, delete
alt text
Comment [A26]: Unclear, unfunny, delete
Editor's comment from Milo's manuscript.

I used this as my Twitter banner for years.

https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/fbem...
18 hours ago
  • 254 Views
  • 2
  • 18
  • 3
me3dia pro 17 hours ago
Saved to /ffu!
Vidiot pro 17 hours ago
@me3dia thx!
Xedrik 16 hours ago
Can we just apply that note to Milo?
artwells

we have such sights to show you

jello mold with various vegetables in it
alt text
jello mold with various vegetables in it
21 hours ago
  • 338 Views
  • 1
  • 21
  • 8
wmo pro 21 hours ago
i quivered
joost 20 hours ago
@wmo ++
poorusher 19 hours ago
Super messed up pareidolia
0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
I don't know why I am liking this, when I can't conceive of eating it. Maybe I would taste the surface with my good eye.
bezt pro 16 hours ago
I was, as they say, not ready for this jelly.
m3moellering 14 hours ago
@wmo in antici……..pation?
wmo pro 14 hours ago
@m3moellering so did the Jelly
otaman pro 27 minutes ago
Suspended life
View all 8 comments
robotmachine

 

<image of the side of a black wolf’s head; the mouth is open; a human hand extends from out of frame into the open mouth>
“In the surveillance state we’re all cam girls”
alt text
<image of the side of a black wolf’s head; the mouth is open; a human hand extends from out of frame into the open mouth>
“In the surveillance state we’re all cam girls”
16 hours ago
  • 241 Views
  • 1
  • 15
  • 1
samh pro 16 hours ago
#onlyproles
Vidiot

Blame Candada

No alt provided
alt text
17 hours ago
  • 230 Views
  • 1
  • 15
  • 3
scruss pro 17 hours ago
canned dada!
jive_t pro an hour ago
Oh, Candada…you’re such a scamp!
otaman pro 30 minutes ago
Who's your Dada?
scruss

St Enoch's, Glasgow - mid 1970s

View from beneath looking up at the station building supported on pillars #thisiscivilengineering
alt text
View from beneath looking up at the station building supported on pillars #thisiscivilengineering
Rather than demolishing the old subway ticket office when the system was being rebuilt, it was raised up and the new tunnels built under it. The old St Enoch's railway station next to it wasn't so lucky: it was demolished and became a fairly terrible glass-walled shopping centre.

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Yesterday
  • 363 Views
  • 1
  • 20
  • 5
poorusher 23 hours ago
Lovely photo I wonder what date it's from.
bezt pro 23 hours ago
@poorusher 1977-79. They used the rubble from the railway station to fill in part of the harbor so they could build an exhibition center on top.
poorusher 19 hours ago
@bezt you are literally the bezt. Always helping me out with my daft enquiries.
BennyTheIcepick pro 19 hours ago
“Underground”
Clearly NOT
scruss pro 16 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ah, but if it had been underground, why does it have a roof?

@bezt I'd forgotten that the original SECC was built with the fill from St Enoch. I don't remember it being a working station, but I do remember it being a car park
View all 5 comments
artwells

(illustration only)

illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"
alt text
illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"
Yesterday
  • 860 Views
  • 7
  • 38
  • 2
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"lock s-foils into attack formation"
ba pro Yesterday
I'd bullseye that womp rat!
sensorboy

Update on Rufus

No alt provided
alt text
He's a VERY good boy!
Yesterday
  • 635 Views
  • 1
  • 33
  • 0
m3moellering

When were y’all gonna tell me?!?

No alt provided
alt text
https://www.worknwomen.com/the-laug...

I would follow you anywhere, my Queen!
Yesterday
  • 654 Views
  • 4
  • 32
  • 4
Xedrik Yesterday
activation.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Fantastic paid promotion for a car chase flick and you know why
scruss pro Yesterday
wedge issue
m3moellering 14 hours ago
@scruss Hehehehehe
View all 4 comments
mrklaw

Time well spent

image
alt text
image
source: https://roguetelemetry.tumblr.com/post...
3 days ago
  • 1129 Views
  • 9
  • 64
  • 2
thelonius 3 days ago
Time is free.
Mozai 2 days ago
Loss of potential income is damage... damnit.
Argie

Just a... sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

No alt provided
alt text
A cinema here used to play the Rocky Horror every Friday night at midnight and 18/19 year old me and a couple of friends decided to go along, not even really understanding what it was all about. When we arrived we found half the cinema was dressed like the characters. They had umbrellas and they threw rice in the air (IYKYK) and yelled out dialogue at certain points along the way.

The crowd sang along and interacted with the film as if it was scripted. We we're blown away!

So months later we all decided to go again and this time we'd dress up too, which was a huge extroverted thing to do for this bunch of introverts. When we arrived, pretty impressed with our efforts, we discovered that nobody else had dressed up that night just us. Worst best night of our 18/19 year old lives thus far 😁

Vale Tim Curry and thanks for the shows

also could we not just have one day to mourn Dolly alone
2 days ago
  • 845 Views
  • 1
  • 42
  • 5
dapete 2 days ago
My favorite memory is 4 of us showing up with 10lbs of rice each.
Argie pro 2 days ago
@dapete hahaah perfect
joost Yesterday
@Argie great story
billturner pro Yesterday
Your first experience mirrors my own. Friend took me to a midnight showing without explaining what I was about to witness. And it was wonderful.
jessamyn pro 12 hours ago
I have lived in Transylvania but actually (somehow) never seen this movie.
View all 5 comments
me3dia

ethereal grace

"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
alt text
"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
RIP Dolly


source: https://bsky.app/profile...
3 days ago
  • 1105 Views
  • 3
  • 57
  • 2
homerj 3 days ago
She's up there with Mr. Rodgers and Jim Henson on my list of "Just really decent human beings that made the world a better place."
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Yes, the universe wanted her back.
dapete

current mood

No alt provided
alt text
2 days ago
  • 630 Views
  • 1
  • 34
  • 2
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Took Kusama too! These are some times.
MackReed pro Yesterday
My wife said she wants to be in heaven’s waiting room this week with those three. “Imagine the chitchat!”
artwells

vintage buttdialing

a man dialing a vintage phone with the dial a the bottom
alt text
a man dialing a vintage phone with the dial a the bottom
21 hours ago
  • 275 Views
  • 0
  • 13
  • 2
snarkout pro 20 hours ago
If you're brave enough
mcmjolnir pro 14 hours ago
Somewhere there is an ER doctor with a story
artwells

friday

alt text
vintage ad of fast food employees dancing while sweeping
21 hours ago
  • 618 Views
  • 0
  • 13
  • 0
me3dia

reppin’ the ‘shk

Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
alt text
Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
Recently dug this back up from the bottom of my t-shirt drawer. It’s a good summer shirt.
2 days ago
  • 808 Views
  • 1
  • 41
  • 6
ufez pro 2 days ago
Vintage!
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
yay! is that one of the cotton bureau ones?

i think i have the same one! (https://mltshp.com/p/1RPSZ, https://mltshp.com/p/1BTI1) i love it but am always afraid i'll ruin it if i wear it too much!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
“It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.”
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
@MackReed 👏👏👏
me3dia pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko yep! It slowly made its way down the stack (I don't often wear bright colors) but I dug it out for a few spins before fall weather returns.
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
I still have my black on black shirt
View all 6 comments
nikkuneko

the song of my people

a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
alt text
a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
my old supervisor messaged me this morning with this extremely targeted content

in her words, "I saw that and I was '....nick'"

purchase link (lots of great stuff from this shop!):
https://www.wonderfairhomeshop...
2 days ago
  • 1084 Views
  • 2
  • 42
  • 5
misslivie 2 days ago
I'm from the south but I'm also like this
homerj 2 days ago
On more than one occasion I've used "gonna sneak right past ya" IRL.
Xedrik 2 days ago
I saw one of those animated LED open/closed signs while at a stoplight today. It read OPE and I was like... wow I get it, but here in the PNW? and then the N lit up...
jive_t pro 2 days ago
@Xedrik there’s a nail place nearby with a flashy closed sign and it always cracks me up. C L O S E D CLOSED CLOSED
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
@Xedrik if i had a dollar for every minute i spent in front of a sequential flashing “open” sign, waiting to photograph the “OPE”…
View all 5 comments
ffg

Too good for this world

Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
alt text
Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
3 days ago
  • 1121 Views
  • 3
  • 53
  • 0
0y3ahSansAcut3

The Man From The Pair...

An ink and blood drawing, created when the artist cut himself with an xacto knife in 1970. Then used the smear to make two figures. He brought them into my veggie restaurant, and offered them to me.
alt text
An ink and blood drawing, created when the artist cut himself with an xacto knife in 1970. Then used the smear to make two figures. He brought them into my veggie restaurant, and offered them to me.
An ink and blood drawing, created when the artist cut himself with an xacto knife in 1970. Then used the smear to make two figures. He brought them into my veggie restaurant, and offered them to me. I put the woman up here years ago, but can't find the post. The pair were very McCabe and Mrs. Miller.
14 hours ago
  • 171 Views
  • 0
  • 8
  • 0
brobosky

Spoiler Alert

No alt provided
alt text
15 hours ago
  • 172 Views
  • 0
  • 9
  • 3
m3moellering 14 hours ago
Heehee
mcmjolnir pro 14 hours ago
License plate
octaneTom pro 12 hours ago
https://open.spotify.com/track...
ckoerner

Titan

A brown dog with a white nose and paws lays in a large fluffy dog bed in a typical living room. One ear is sticking straight up like a radar dish.
alt text
A brown dog with a white nose and paws lays in a large fluffy dog bed in a typical living room. One ear is sticking straight up like a radar dish.
It's international dog day, so here's Titan, our new dog. He's a rescue like our previous pup. He was at animal control for six months with little known about his background. We were a little nervous bringing him into a home with cats. It's working out well. (I think) he thinks the cats are small, funny looking dogs.

He's mostly farts and fur, but he's a good boy. We got lucky again. 🥲

He also sleeps funny: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5P
2 days ago
  • 800 Views
  • 1
  • 35
  • 1
m3moellering 2 days ago
Sweet boy!
artwells

adding more hands to the project before deadline

alt text
a toilet opens to reveal layered gloves
21 hours ago
  • 692 Views
  • 0
  • 11
  • 6
dreyfusslugado 17 hours ago
Deleted scene from "The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T"
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
Here's your handbasket, Hell's over there. Enjoy your trip!
brobosky 15 hours ago
Never said no to anyone offering a hand.
grantbarrett pro 15 hours ago
George Forehand Grill
m3moellering 14 hours ago
@ardgedee Bwahahahahaaaa!!!! I spit out my drink!!
otaman pro 24 minutes ago
Many hands make light work
View all 6 comments

Follow @best_of_mltshp on Mastodon

Are you a developer? Check out our API.

© MLTSHP, a Massachusetts Mutual Aid Society venture All Rights Reserved

  Terms of Use   Code of Conduct   Contact Us

Follow The MLTSHP User!