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Footprints

A woman in a dark coat and hood stands surrounded by freshly made footprints on a rainy street
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A woman in a dark coat and hood stands surrounded by freshly made footprints on a rainy street
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robotmachine

 

Four panel comic.

Panel 1:
A fist grabs the handle of a sword that is in a stone. 

Panel 2:
A muscle-bound figure lifts up the sword and lightning strikes it. Two hooded figures look on.

Panel 3:
One of the hooded figures says "Finally, a warrior with the strength to wield the sword of legacy code maintenance"

Panel 4:
The muscle-bound person is holding the sword and looks cartoonish now and says "The sword of what?"
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Four panel comic.

Panel 1:
A fist grabs the handle of a sword that is in a stone.

Panel 2:
A muscle-bound figure lifts up the sword and lightning strikes it. Two hooded figures look on.

Panel 3:
One of the hooded figures says "Finally, a warrior with the strength to wield the sword of legacy code maintenance"

Panel 4:
The muscle-bound person is holding the sword and looks cartoonish now and says "The sword of what?"
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joost an hour ago
Heh
artwells pro 18 minutes ago
my career
robotmachine

 

MY BODY IS A MACHINE meme edited to be about Discord.

Original image is a skeleton squatting with a barbell. The image is edited to have the Discord logo over the skull. 
It reads:

My body is a 
MACHINE 
that turns

Image from Discord which reads “Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted (quickly)– in most cases, immediately after age confirmation. 

into

Image of a head line which reads “70,000 government IDs leaked in Discord data breach”
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MY BODY IS A MACHINE meme edited to be about Discord.

Original image is a skeleton squatting with a barbell. The image is edited to have the Discord logo over the skull.
It reads:

My body is a
MACHINE
that turns

Image from Discord which reads “Quick deletion: Identity documents submitted to our vendor partners are deleted (quickly)– in most cases, immediately after age confirmation.

into

Image of a head line which reads “70,000 government IDs leaked in Discord data breach”
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Xedrik 3 hours ago
I'm already looking for alternatives. So far, Stoat and Matrix are on the short list. Any other suggestions?
ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
@Xedrik irc?
Kevin pro 2 hours ago
@Xedrik a coworker setup a hosted Matrix + Element on a linod server that he likes except the noise suppression on voice calls isn't great.
robotmachine pro 2 hours ago
Stoat is being hugged to death. Not sure if they will wind up being a good alternative, but it is taking days for them to send out the email verification links.

Matrix seems to be okay, but I can't imagine non dorks feeling too happy with it. They make you verify sessions and such between devices and flag unverified sessions which results in it always seeming like there is some kind of security nightmare happening.
macmanx pro an hour ago
@Xedrik IRC: https://www.neatnik.net/setting-...

IRCv3 has been adding many modern chat elements, like emoji reactions and easier replies.
Xedrik 6 minutes ago
A few of us sort of jokingly suggested IRC, but we have several users in our friends group who already struggle to keep up on Discord, so I worry that might be just too much. And, we've come to rely on certain features like posting images, and scrolling way back in chat history, which I honestly don't know if modern IRC supports or not. I'll admit, it's been 30 years since I've used IRC, so much may have changed!
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waa

Bud Cort, star of Harold and Maude, dies aged 77

Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon in Harold and Maude
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Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon in Harold and Maude
Bud Cort, the actor best known for his role in dark comedy Harold and Maude, has died at the age of 77. According to Variety, Cort died in Connecticut after a long illness.

He was originally discovered by Robert Altman when he was part of a revue and the director cast him in both M*A*S*H and Brewster McCloud.

His role in Hal Ashby’s Harold and Maude, which saw him play a death-obsessed young man who develops a relationship with Ruth Gordon’s 79-year-old Holocaust survivor, earned him Golden Globe and Bafta nominations.

https://www.theguardian.com/film...
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redfox

Nor is/was fifteen (as of 11 months ago)

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You've been seeing this fabulous person, now known as Nor, since they were tinier than you can make out in this image even at full zoom. It's time to order the physical print of this photo so we have it on hand for round SIXTEEN in March, and I realized that (I think) I forgot to share it here last year! Stay tuned for the next one soon.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
This is such a fantastic idea.
m3moellering Yesterday
@bencmeissner What you said!!
Xedrik 23 hours ago
Oh, I love this idea!
3rdparty pro 23 hours ago
I did this with iPads for each of my kids birthdays but yours has turned out much better!
redfox pro 6 hours ago
@3rdparty the very first one of ours was with an ipad too!
gormat 2 hours ago
Happy belated quinceañera, Nor!
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joffaboy

Hallelujah

The bible verse that got me through school 
[On a white board] Lunch 11:35
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The bible verse that got me through school
[On a white board] Lunch 11:35
https://www.threads.com/@thelord...
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idogcow

[RIP] Bud Cort

a computer monitor displays a frowning face made of two dots and a semicircle. The late actor Bud Cort provided the voice of the computer in Electric Dreams
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a computer monitor displays a frowning face made of two dots and a semicircle. The late actor Bud Cort provided the voice of the computer in Electric Dreams
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idogcow 4 hours ago
Probably known for his bigger roles but I first was introduced to him as 'Edgar' in Electric Dreams
MackReed

my rebuttal

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looped animation clip of a young man catching mid flight an arrow fired at him by a black-armored horseman then using his own bow to fire it back and unhorse his assailant
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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bencmeissner

ICE Out of MN

A black and white screen print of an image of Uncle Sam using his left hand to roll up his sleeves on his right arm with the clear intention of using fisticuffs. His vest is made of stars and his pants are made of stripes. To the top right are the words "ICE OUT of MN". In the lower right are an image of the Nazi flag, an ICE agent and two KKK members in full hoods.
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A black and white screen print of an image of Uncle Sam using his left hand to roll up his sleeves on his right arm with the clear intention of using fisticuffs. His vest is made of stars and his pants are made of stripes. To the top right are the words "ICE OUT of MN". In the lower right are an image of the Nazi flag, an ICE agent and two KKK members in full hoods.
A designer friend made this poster and some stickers.

I'll bury in this post two things: (1) ICE is still here, terrorizing the city; news reports of drawdowns or them leaving "within days" are bogus.
(2) I made a suggestion to the Minneapolis Institute of Art that they should hold an exhibition of community art, like in this post, after the occupation is over and we told fascism to go fuck itself.
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wjcstp pro 5 hours ago
We could also make a hell of a compilation album of protest songs.

There was a nasty crash a couple of miles from me yesterday when ice chased someone through a residential neighborhood and destroyed their car, the driver taken away by ambulance. Indeed, nothing has calmed down yet.
bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
@wjcstp Hell yes! A protest album would be fantastic.
williwaw pro 3 hours ago
I've noticed that finding current videos/photos of protests & ICE in MN has gotten extremely difficult, even ones I know exist. The algorithm killers have suuuuure turned up preventing news getting out there. :(

Which makes this morning's news even more doubtful - please keep us updated on how many ICE agents actually remain behind after they end their "surge".
bencmeissner pro 2 hours ago
@williwaw I'm not on social media but I've heard that as well.

I haven't watched the press conference yet, but yes, the general consensus around here so far is "we'll believe it when we see it for our own eyes and then still keep watching and protecting our neighbors". We are certainly not stupid enough to believe the folks who continually lie about basically everything.
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williwaw

a historic photo

Epstein survivors who haven't had chance to meet with DOJ to raise hands as AG Bondi testifies
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Epstein survivors who haven't had chance to meet with DOJ to raise hands as AG Bondi testifies
All the Epstein survivors in the room stand up and raise their hands when asked to do so if they've not been asked to meet with the DOJ as Attorney General Pam Bondi testifies before the House Judiciary Committee in Washington, D.C. on February 11, 2026. The man holding his hand up is Virginia Guieffe's brother. When twice asked to look at the victims, Bondi refused to do so, and just took a sip of her water or started yelling about stock market numbers.

photo by Roberto Schmidt

****If you live in a state where many of these crimes took place, reach out to your state reps! There's plenty of power in states and municipalities doing their own investigating that is apparently, as opined by those who know more than I do how things work, being under-utilized. Even if you're cynical about anything happening *cough Florida cough*.
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williwaw pro 23 hours ago
In the last few days a number of women in Congress have been on video or audio talking about what they saw in the unredacted files. Every single one of them, from both parties - including fucking Lauren Boebert - were furious and horrified. Many of them had been crying and were barely keeping it together to not cry again. Some seemed outright traumatized.

And yet this woman, who has seen *all* of the files, has had the most despicable, morally reprehensive, and unprofessional behavior from a witness I think I've ever seen in a Congressional hearing. She puts even Kavanagh to shame with her theatrics, DARVOing, and outright arrogant ignoring of questions. She truly is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell.
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
The moment @williwaw is referring to: https://youtu.be/nVyN4Fsj...

I’ve never been prouder of my awesome congresswoman, nor more disgusted by the duplicitous shittiness of a criminal-enabling Trump lickspittle.
BMK 21 hours ago
@williwaw +++
williwaw pro 18 hours ago
@MackReed And as vile as Bondi's behavior was, the bravery of those women behind her for standing up and being there created an incredible contrast.
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LocalStain

The Richest Man in Babylon...

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Has prolly got ~$5k for Eric Hilton's signature rotary.

I, alas, do not.

source: https://resorelectronics.com/pages...
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deletism

On reflection

A woman in a billowing raincoat steps across a large puddle and is reflected in the water
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A woman in a billowing raincoat steps across a large puddle and is reflected in the water
One of the very few upsides to living in a place where it has rained every day so far this year, is that sometimes it stops long enough to catch some good reflections
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nikkuneko pro 15 hours ago
oooh, this is a great shot!
deletism 11 hours ago
@nikkuneko thank you
MackReed pro an hour ago
Cartier-Bressonesque!
MackReed

ai says yer lazy

map of the United States with each state rendered in shades of either brown or teal
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map of the United States with each state rendered in shades of either brown or teal
brown=least lazy
teal=most lazy

discuss: https://archive.ph/a8XRN
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nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
wapo has had a vendetta against my various reg'lar IP addresses in the last few years (specifically after i cashed in a trial, paid for a month or two, and then cancelled 👀).

for anyone else that also runs smack dab into the paywall even when you haven't gotten your "free articles" from them, here's a snapshot from archive.ph:

https://archive.ph/a8XRN
Kevin pro 2 hours ago
WOOOHOO!
MackReed pro an hour ago
@nikkuneko oop! I meant to do that. thnx!
otaman pro 53 minutes ago
I noticed one of the authors, Geoffrey A. Fowler, was laid off from the WP Feb 4.
otaman pro 51 minutes ago
Source for the story: https://inequalities.ai/
You can also look up countries, or NY neighborhoods, UK cities, etc.
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LocalStain

❤️

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After years of prodigious lasagna production I’ve learned that a good one is a lot like soup. It ought to rest and allow the flavors to coalesce and the starch to settle. Reheat it in the microwave* and finish it with fresh cheese under the broiler.

*some might scoff but there are few things that can do as good a job of reheating cold food as the radar range. Alternatively you can put it in a covered cast iron or nonstick over really low heat then under the broiler.

Another thing that makes all the difference; buy good canned tomatoes. Buy the Italian ones. From San Marzano. Not American ones that are “Italian style” those are an abomination. They are 30%water.

Cento brand in the yellow cans.

Life is too short.

Cheers.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Your lasagna is lovely.
poorusher Yesterday
12/10 would
misslivie Yesterday
life IS too short for subpar ingredients!
billturner pro 23 hours ago
Looks wonderful
roonie pro 19 hours ago
I like lasagna and this looks excellent.
I like lasagna leftovers even more!
mcmjolnir pro 3 hours ago
Leftovers are what lasagna is for!
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BubbaKanoosh

winning

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pollo

No. No No No No No.

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LocalStain

💫

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#housepanther
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jpoulos

They Caught us Doin' It - The Vaudevillian

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Canadian ragtime duo. I love her ad libs, like an mc featuring on a hip hop record.
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artwells

dress left

worn console label reading "cock position"
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worn console label reading "cock position"
19 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
A long time ago, on teh internets, a discussion arose, over a pair of "friends" who seemed to be a unit, maybe in a decreped state, but I forget the fine details, except for their names. He was, "HangsWayTo The Left," and she was "Hosebeast." This was way back when everything was new, and sparkled, somewhat.
heyitsal pro 16 hours ago
Flup it!
joffaboy pro 15 hours ago
DO NOT BLOCK
m3moellering 4 hours ago
I’m firmly convinced that the phrase “Turn me on” is about position.
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joffaboy

Earth eclipse

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GIF shows the half Moon passing in front of the half Earth
Timelapse video of the Moon transiting in front of the Earth.

It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth. The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time.

https://www.threads.com/@thelord...
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MackReed pro 20 hours ago
"That's no moon. That's a space station!"
artwells pro 19 hours ago
turn around
dogwelder

I make important things for work

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The school yearbook wants our departments to use album cover recreations for department pictures. I'm working on ours. Some of you will know what I'm making.
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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
guess yer just a spud boy
hertz pro Yesterday
Sounds like you're not through being cool
spingo pro Yesterday
PEEK a BOO
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
King of the Moon
gravityninja pro Yesterday
Was really hoping for a full body recreation of Nirvana Nevermind
MackReed pro Yesterday
@spingo HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW
dad Yesterday
Do Peter Frampton "I'm In You"
dapete Yesterday
The eyes have it!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Very nice! Seeing them in April. Cannot wait!
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
try to avoid jerkin' back and forth, though.
Xedrik Yesterday
He was a tater boy, she said "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
thelonius 22 hours ago
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago...
mcmjolnir pro 3 hours ago
Looking for a real tomato
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B6FA798A3449

good grief

four-panel color comic. Panel 1, a young person with long brown hair, in a dimly lit space, seems absorbed by something they're watching. Panel 2, a cathode ray tube TV screen showing Charlie Brown appearing alienated from a circle of peers outside. Panel 3, close-up of Charlie Brown looking stricken. Panel 4, close-up of long-haired young person, their eyes welling with tears.
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four-panel color comic. Panel 1, a young person with long brown hair, in a dimly lit space, seems absorbed by something they're watching. Panel 2, a cathode ray tube TV screen showing Charlie Brown appearing alienated from a circle of peers outside. Panel 3, close-up of Charlie Brown looking stricken. Panel 4, close-up of long-haired young person, their eyes welling with tears.
Briana Loewinsohn’s "Raised By Ghosts" is a melancholy delight. Image yoinked from Biblioklept's writeup:

https://biblioklept.org/2025...
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dapete 10 hours ago
If you take a moment to break down "I got a rock" as a trick-or-treat gift, it's a lot of messed up and bleak decsisions by adults and kids alike.
neuracnu

😐

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The Seattle City Attorney’s Office reached a settlement last week with the family of Jaahnavi Kandula, who was struck and killed in a South Lake Union crosswalk in January 2023 by a Seattle Police Department officer traveling 74 miles an hour. In September 2024, the family brought a lawsuit against the City of Seattle and SPD officer Kevin Dave for $110 million, plus an additional $11,000. 

The settlement totals at least $29 million, plus at least $11,000, according to a source familiar with its details.

The added figure in the suit was in reference to callous remarks made by SPD officer Daniel Auderer, vice chairman of the Seattle Police Officers Guild at the time, who had been called to the scene to investigate Dave for signs of intoxication. Caught on body cam video in conversation with police union leader Mike Solan, Auderer joked and laughed about Kandula’s death, saying, “Just write a check. $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.”
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An image of the following text:

The Seattle City Attorney’s Office reached a settlement last week with the family of Jaahnavi Kandula, who was struck and killed in a South Lake Union crosswalk in January 2023 by a Seattle Police Department officer traveling 74 miles an hour. In September 2024, the family brought a lawsuit against the City of Seattle and SPD officer Kevin Dave for $110 million, plus an additional $11,000.

The settlement totals at least $29 million, plus at least $11,000, according to a source familiar with its details.

The added figure in the suit was in reference to callous remarks made by SPD officer Daniel Auderer, vice chairman of the Seattle Police Officers Guild at the time, who had been called to the scene to investigate Dave for signs of intoxication. Caught on body cam video in conversation with police union leader Mike Solan, Auderer joked and laughed about Kandula’s death, saying, “Just write a check. $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.”
source: https://publicola.com/2026...
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bencmeissner pro 5 hours ago
ACAB
homerj 2 hours ago
How the fuck are the SPD not just a gigantic financial drain on this city? We'd be better off completely abolishing the police. Hire a few traffic control folks, a bunch of social workers, and save the city 100s of millions in lawsuits.

* and by 'this city' I think I mean 'probably any city' as this seems SOP everywhere: fuck up, take zero responsibility, have taxpayers pay up.
LocalStain

Success.

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homerj Yesterday
lasagn-yay!
dapete Yesterday
Did you pre-boil the noodles? There's a debate about that...
dogwelder pro Yesterday
That's a very enchilada-looking lasagna. You must bring me some so I can confirm the contents.
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@dapete No pre-cook. We use gluten-free and this is the second time I've made it with these pasta sheets.
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snarkout

The Bride

A black and white photograph of an attractive young woman with dark hair and big dark eyes. She's posed at an angle to the photographer, looking over her shoulder, her mouth slightly open.
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A black and white photograph of an attractive young woman with dark hair and big dark eyes. She's posed at an angle to the photographer, looking over her shoulder, her mouth slightly open.
A young Elsa Lanchester. You can see why Frankenstein was so besotted.
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jpoulos pro 21 hours ago
That dimple should be against the law.
Argie pro 8 hours ago
saved to the Old Hollywood shk
https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
LocalStain

🥴

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#housepanther
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drurystephanie 2 days ago
relatable
MackReed pro Yesterday
REDACTED
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
The EpStain Files
artwells

What I saw

Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
2 days ago
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joshmillard pro Yesterday
staplin' up eyeballs, oh huh hah ho
spingo pro Yesterday
@joshmillard *
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
Can we get an American Girl doll Basket Case? Feels underrepresented.
tom

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/chamerio...
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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Artist's blog: https://www.theartistsloft.com/newslett...
otaman pro Yesterday
wow
neuracnu

bounce bounce bounce

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MackReed pro an hour ago
*knowing snicker*
thelonius

D&D Core

Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
"I can only do this trick once"
joost Yesterday
@B6FA798A3449 ++
idogcow 21 hours ago
Critical Hit!
travis pro 16 hours ago
@idogcow +++
cristin pro 12 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 @idogcow
both of you. brilliant.
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