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To all who celebrate

Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
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Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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jaymayday

today's special

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neuracnu

if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner

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homerj Yesterday
That's awesome!
cristin pro Yesterday
💗
MackReed pro Yesterday
Fantastic. Get that framed!
dad Yesterday
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
jer pro Yesterday
Fuck yeah.
idogcow Yesterday
Awesome!
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Dang!
snarkout pro 22 hours ago
✊🏳️‍⚧️
m3moellering 9 hours ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
crazyunclejoe pro 7 hours ago
Wowzers! Congratulations!
drurystephanie 5 hours ago
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
fins 18 minutes ago
Fantastic my friend!!
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O_C

Wishing Your Christmas warm and happy

odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.

a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
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odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.

a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
source: https://weirdchristmas.tumblr.com/post...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
Took me a minute to notice the “Hoi mon! Stop, w’ll ye?”
mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
sexy poulet
O_C

Hector Garrido

illustration of a hulking figure standing at the top of a staircase, with a young woman below on the stairs cowering in his shadow
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illustration of a hulking figure standing at the top of a staircase, with a young woman below on the stairs cowering in his shadow
source: https://thewindowofthesummerho...
10 hours ago
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homerj

Pumpkins

An old truck full of pumpkins under overcast skies.
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An old truck full of pumpkins under overcast skies.
From a dreary-day trip to the corn maze last week.
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roonie pro 50 minutes ago
yer late! wears ya bin?
ahs bin on holiday
O_C

"an alphabet learning to burn"

"An abstract, glitchy collage of saturated red, blue, orange, green, pink, black and white blobs, grids and symbol-like shapes, crossed by a thin white vertical line."
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"An abstract, glitchy collage of saturated red, blue, orange, green, pink, black and white blobs, grids and symbol-like shapes, crossed by a thin white vertical line."
source: https://letsglitchit.tumblr.com/post...
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homerj 5 hours ago
I like it.
O_C

Le Cercle de la Mort

Motorcycles race through fire in this French movie poster for the 1933 British film 'Money for Speed,' released in the United States as 'Daredevils of Earth' and in France as 'The Circle of Death'
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Motorcycles race through fire in this French movie poster for the 1933 British film 'Money for Speed,' released in the United States as 'Daredevils of Earth' and in France as 'The Circle of Death'
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
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B6FA798A3449 pro 7 hours ago
So is Mort the guy in front, or
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
Brings to mind the Richard/Linda Thompson song …
jazon pro 41 minutes ago
Speed Racer but make it French
tonyb pro 37 minutes ago
For a second, I saw the fire at the top and thought this was about Tibetan Buddhist hells or something...
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snowbow

 

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from a walk yesterday
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MackReed pro 4 hours ago
The tree I buried Killer under in our back yard a few years ago is doing this rn.

I love it so.
crazyunclejoe

CUDDLING DRAGON

A crested gecko sleeps cuddling in the skull of a gorilla
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A crested gecko sleeps cuddling in the skull of a gorilla
Cuddle, the crested gecko, asleep in her Skull Island enclosure
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artwells

if you know what I mean

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animation of two bananas swapping peels
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MackReed

big mood

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my dad had this neon flag made many years ago, and after it was broken in our LA->NYC move, I restored it and hung it in the basement, turning it on for parties.

wednesday, I put straight it into the basement window facing the street, and I think it'll stay there a while.

a little doggerel now, for the majority of my fellow Americans who did the right thing:

monday we’re all scrolling doom
tuesday wednesday votes go boom
thursday’s real and our hearts bloom
it’s friday I’m in love ...
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joffaboy

Giant Leech

A fibreglass leech sucking down on the dirt
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A fibreglass leech sucking down on the dirt
One of 3 leeches grazing at the Dorrigo National Park. This one's about the size of a ten year old.. so I reckon it's a Big Unit.
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neuracnu pro 4 hours ago
https://landofthebigs.com/the-leec...
0y3ahSansAcut3

Hat Tip

The actor John Malkovich tips his hat and smiles for Victoria Will's camera.
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The actor John Malkovich tips his hat and smiles for Victoria Will's camera.
John Malkovich tips his hat for Victoria Will's camera. This wonderful actor opens up for a long interview, link below.

#photography #VictoriaWill

https://apnews.com/article...
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scotto

oh no

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Via https://www.instagram.com/p...
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brundlefly

into the weekend

Wombat sketch by Edward Burne-Jones featured in Memorials of Edward Burne-Jones (1904) by Georgiana Burne-Jones
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Wombat sketch by Edward Burne-Jones featured in Memorials of Edward Burne-Jones (1904) by Georgiana Burne-Jones
source: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay...
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jpoulos

For current use

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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mamdani gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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samh

Ride Thru Winter

A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
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A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
Mounted studded tires and fenders on my commuter last week. My trusty steed is prepared for the next storm. It's missing lights and pogies in this photo but those will be added all in good time.
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cwhartman pro Yesterday
Excellent, keep getting out there this winter!

Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
shitleopard Yesterday
IS THAT AN ANTI-THEFT HUFFY STICKER OR LEGIT?
samh pro 20 hours ago
I am fortunate to have only a one-ish mile commute so staying honest is fortunately easy, @cwhartman.

Take a look at the rear dropouts on this steed, @shitleopard. That'll probably answer your question.
shitleopard 19 hours ago
YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL SURLY ABOUT IT!
mare pro 18 hours ago
Still pondering if I’m going to make my bike winter ready or use the bike sharing bikes (Bixi) this winter. They have knobby tires and studs and there’s a station 3 minutes from my house. Last winter my own bike got quite some rust damage. Only downside is that they don’t have pogies. And once you used pogies it’s hard to go back.
samh pro 6 hours ago
Having a resource like that sounds amazing, @mare! Pogies are exceptionally comfortable but you would probably be perfectly happy with a set of big, warm mittens.
Xedrik 6 hours ago
@shitleopard Excellent pun! :D
mare pro an hour ago
@samh I have warm mittens and gloves but we have deep potholes and a thousand of ridges in Montreal’s bike and road infrastructure (supposedly one of the best in North-America but far from perfect). My hands have been thrown off my handlebars several times.
I also did fall a several times because I look at traffic and not constantly at the state of the tarmac (no serious damage, just bruises). In the winter that’s even harder because holes are hidden and ice patches under snow are slippery So I want to hold on tight and that’s harder with mittens and even hard with warm (thinsulate) gloves.
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snarkout

Chief Godzilla Officer

Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
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Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

I didn't know until today that this job existed and now I'm sad that I'll never have it.
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
*gets arrested in Japan for breaking and entering to steal a way-too-small business suit

"They said dress for the job you want and I want his job."
mikenmar Yesterday
Best comment thread ever.
mikenmar Yesterday
Interview here: https://lp.p.pia.jp/article...

Key quotes:

"I want to increase the points of contact—the touchpoints—between everyone and Godzilla, and make him an even more familiar presence than before."

"Furthermore, we will develop diverse content beyond just video content, increasing the entry points to Godzilla and creating opportunities for people to encounter Godzilla"
y95 22 hours ago
not with that attitude
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Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
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samh pro 3 days ago
: )
ba pro 3 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 3 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering 3 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro Yesterday
wooohoooo!!
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dphiffer

578 eight second exposures

A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'

The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
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bezt pro 2 days ago
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.

Inverse modern astronomy
homerj 2 days ago
Literal sky net
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
dad 2 days ago
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
idogcow Yesterday
No Sparrow Shall Fall
pk pro 47 minutes ago
@dad probably due to starlink, you think?
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O_C

Revlon's "Ultraviolet"

"THE FIRST REALLY NEW
MAKE-UP COLOR CREATED IN YEARS!

REVLON'S 
'Ultraviolet'

UNEARTHLY VIOLET FIRED WITH RUBIES!
NAIL ENAMEL! LIPSTICK! FACE POWDER, TOO!

Madly beautiful! Never before such a color! Like none that ever grew. Revlon created it! And it splurges matching lips and fingertips in splendor . . . transfigures your face with mystic-mauve powder! All with that very ultra Revlon 'stay-on.'"

Key art is a photo of a model wearing the product on her face, as well a violet flower crown and a violet turban.
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"THE FIRST REALLY NEW
MAKE-UP COLOR CREATED IN YEARS!

REVLON'S
'Ultraviolet'

UNEARTHLY VIOLET FIRED WITH RUBIES!
NAIL ENAMEL! LIPSTICK! FACE POWDER, TOO!

Madly beautiful! Never before such a color! Like none that ever grew. Revlon created it! And it splurges matching lips and fingertips in splendor . . . transfigures your face with mystic-mauve powder! All with that very ultra Revlon 'stay-on.'"

Key art is a photo of a model wearing the product on her face, as well a violet flower crown and a violet turban.
source: https://vintage-ads.livejournal.com/11730700...
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jaymayday

yay!

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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
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WikiAdam 2 days ago
Ooh, what do we have here?
jaymayday 2 days ago
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
WikiAdam 2 days ago
@jaymayday Would eat
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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artwells

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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
jaymayday 2 days ago
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 days ago
This is my "Bob"
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Grunkle Stan?
idogcow Yesterday
I don't recall owning a tie…
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I too am an old.
mare pro Yesterday
I don’t even have a TV
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Argie

I'm BatStampMan

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Postcard from Germany arrived today with this most excellent Batman stamp on it. Straight to the pool room!

and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
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bezt pro Yesterday
Na na na na na na na Bat Stamp!
Argie pro Yesterday
@bezt ++
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Pulled, no doubt, from a box that is prominently labeled "BAT POSTAGE"
snarkout pro Yesterday
Saved to the Batman shk!
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robotmachine

 

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williwaw

"I Voted" stickers on Alex Pretti's memorial

Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
source: Kurt Nelson photog
https://www.reddit.com/r...

#ivoted
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jpoulos pro 4 days ago
Oof 😢
wjcstp pro 4 days ago
I've seen other photos from that corner this morning, the number of stickers is growing fast
LocalStain

Hunter S Thompson - Why do you do drugs?

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Why not...?
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MackReed

incoming freshman democrats

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A woman looks out fiercely from inside the hulking yellow industrial humanoid robot she is operating
oh, and let’s make someone fierce, clear, sharp, and irreproachable like Warren and AOC leaders of their respective majorities, while we’re at it. I’d be cool with that.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
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snarkout pro Yesterday
I've been trying to assemble just a capsule biography of all the Dems who flipped a seat, and reading about Teresa Benitez-Thompson—the first Democrat elected in Reno since it got its own seat in 1981—I saw that she was a former Miss Nevada (finished 4th at Miss America that year). It turns out that she seems *wildly* impressive. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article...
snarkout pro Yesterday
Here's her doing a monologue from The Laramie Project, about the murder of Matthew Shepard, as her talent performance at the 2003 Miss America pageant. 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
joffaboy

The Big Dingo ('Yellow Dog')

A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
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A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
Snapped today in Glenreagh, northern New South Wales. (It's not all that big, maybe 4 metres tall.)
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Argie pro Yesterday
big for a Dingo tho
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
We’re gonna need a bigger baby
bezt pro Yesterday
Reg Mombassa vibes
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick ha ha ha ha ha
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