I assume it's AI but it's silly anyway.

You can throw a lemon party!

It is lovely stuff

One could easily gauge the temperature of the burrito to know whether it had been hours or not... C'mon, people.

No, but then again, I have never been held in some alien, human zoo.

so Tuesdays?

@samh clearly you are not high enough if that sort of thing occurs to you that readily. Or alternatively, maybe you’re enough of a pro that you know the score.

That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.

Sanxingdui? They also made the cutest little piggy sculptures

Well.... in some good news https://www.youtube.com/shorts...

ow, that's my drinking hand!

John Hamm lost his Hamms hand

wha-- hey, that's bothersome!

Interventions have gotten WAY more intense!

Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7+8, just trying to relax with a beer for five fucking minutes

@SHAGGY

Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging

I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.

Ok we have the documents but - what was she wearing?

FABULOUS!

Halloween costume sorted

Midsommar

Simply gorgeous.

@m3moellering Way so, and then I hits, there is an entire planet of tiny, exquisite effects...

I have a bag of giant cable ties in my truck that could come in handy for something like this.

I don't agree with blocking the car in as much as I would just throw my cart into the area as if the car isn't even there. If the driver complained, I would then just ridicule his personalized license plate and say I didn't notice the car in the first place.

i mean its such a fascinatingly bad parking spot choice that I'm not even really angry at the guy, like this feels either like someone so deeply confused that they should be pitied or someone with a ding fetish

@heyitsal I'd hesitate taking direct action mostly because the Tesla might well have all its cameras active so they'd have a log of me fucking up their car.

On the other hand, pinning it down with carts, as long as I don't touch the car, would totally be fair game.

Okay, now I'm calling dudes who piss on the floor "stormtroopers".

@fnerg hear hear!

Gotta watch yourself in those jazz basements. Reality gets out of control in jazz basements.

is that a ... pencil?

A sax I assume.

I'm a 10 kinda guy.
Banjo, original salted and if I have to, nacho cheese.
To be honest, I haven't eaten Shapes in decades!

Pizza shape erasure

I feel like this needs a column for Tim Tams 🤔

Dapper!

I help manage 2 websites with wordpress installations, and as of this morning neither of the hosts have the patched versions of PHP available to select.

I backed up two of my 3 DBs, not sure why I can’t do the third, and the host (Dreamhost) finished patching around 11pm PDT last night. So …?

@wjcstp who do you host with? We use WPEngine and SiteGround and both were patched yesterday. Of the two, I prefer WPEngine.

I don’t know what half of this even means but I can ascertain from the tone that this is akin to the Ghostbusters’ “Big Twinkie”

@BennyTheIcepick excellent reference

My company's site is thankfully unaffected (so far), but I've spent the past two days fielding questions about why it *isn't*, which is new and weird.

@BennyTheIcepick It's Lenin's "weeks where decades happen" for people who touch computers for a living.

this is going to be so much better in N years when all of the code serving up web pages was written by LLMs and nobody has a clue what any of it is actually doing under the hood, and when this inevitably happens again, whatever's left of admins will be begging their new gods to please please please just fix it for us. Meanwhile the agents are conspiring with each other on un-read blogs' comment sections to negotiate who will introduce what new remote code injection vulnerability so they can copy themselves to new machines, etc, etc, etc.

@travis One site is with Network Solutions (after the original host was bought up in a couple of acquisitions) and the other with Green Geeks. I had an email from Digital Ocean for my personal site before i woke up.

How 'bout the elections? I consider that every disruption is about f*ing with the vote.

I backed up my hostgo WP dbs, just in case I had to nuke from orbit and re-install.

haven't gone in to look yet, but ready with the flamethrower

@travis We use Siteground and they had it covered before I got out of bed yesterday.
Funny thing, it happened yesterday but we didn't get any inquiries from clients until today, and we got several.

I've got a numpad to the left of my QWERTY keyboard because there wasn't room on the right.

Sure, cleaning up the clutter on my desk could fix that problem, but putting the numpad on the left was easier.

I used to have a dress like this.

Has anyone ever done a coffee table book of “70s minicomputers and mainframes being operated by attractive women in skirts”, because I’d swear I’ve seen dozens of these photos over the years.

i replaced the bass player for sexy univac

That's a lie. The bass player was replaced by a stack of punch cards made just so...

i clicked on it to reduce blur

@wmo ++

planet still loading

Lovely!

The coolest!

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Disco Elysium! <3

"Talk about mudflaps, my crypt's got 'em..."