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Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
Showing the shirt I made new sights like it's Flat Stanley.
@mcmjolnir ahh glad the undertoad didn't get ya
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!
https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
Excellent.
I regularly ask myself this very question.
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
@samh I wish more people would
@spingo much appreciated!
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Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
The half pipe is a winning bit of visualization.
Independent of your age, patty cake coolness is transitive if your patty cake partner is 8.
Your peers grunting in agreement as you rant about the kids these days is not the same thing as them thinking you're cool.
And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
I just had my 60th birthday. Looks like it was a good thing that I didn’t celebrate.
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image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
You'd probably forgotten about "Near Letter Quality" printing. How you could make your 9-pin printer even slower to eke out a little less dottiness on the page. Well, I haven't forgotten ...
Full font set coming soon.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
Full font set coming soon.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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2 images, of people looking out car windows
people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality
people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality
people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
Too real.
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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
Next time, Gadget.
Sun Ra Arkestra
I love that view and that building. It always reminds me that we are capable of so much more.
Lebowski vibes intensify.
@m3moellering there are some parts of this city that are still great
@urlnotfound ★
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And now I am obsessed with him and want 24/7 coverage of him.
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B&W portrait of Jeanne Seberg
saved to the Old Hollywood shk
https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
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video loop: A roundheaded, bald muppet in a pale blue lab coat (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) repeatedly lifts his glasses revealing his nonexistent eyes to examine something in the foreground
Interesting fact I learned last week:
Robert Bunsen, for whom the burner and this muppet is named, lost an eye in a lab explosion.
Brings new meaning to this character being eyeless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Robert Bunsen, for whom the burner and this muppet is named, lost an eye in a lab explosion.
Brings new meaning to this character being eyeless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@BennyTheIcepick O X
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I got to spend almost no time in the museum because I was on dog-sitting duty.
https://www.wildcenter.org/
https://www.wildcenter.org/
I'm partial to Oscar: https://vashon-maury.com/vashon-t...
@KMAlexander ❤️❤️
Jakob Two Trees is my man
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Instax photograph shown side on of a large castor wheel.
I wonder how they get the oil out…
Is this one of those gum arabic, and architect blue prints?
@0y3ahSansAcut3
Nope, just instax
https://instax.co.uk/cameras...
But using a slightly beefier camera than the one un the link.
Nope, just instax
https://instax.co.uk/cameras...
But using a slightly beefier camera than the one un the link.
So pretty
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Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood. door.
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stop motion character saying "I deal in magic and moonbeams and pretty, pretty colors"
Thanks, Conan O'Brien!
@snarkout +++
Danny Kaye?
@joffaboy yes, Danny Kaye.
pretty sure it is the 'peter cottontail' easter holiday special from Rankin/Bass
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Well, evidently, lots of people have courtesy of Taylor Farms!
Nepooo, baby.
@m3moellering 😂😳
right up there with L8 4 ANL
OU81💩
Ran out of space for POTOOOOOOOO
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Meta Glasses bus ad featuring Kylie Jenner, modified to show a They Live style image from specific angles.
London-based activist group Everyone Hates Elon pulled off this intervention on a bus-stop ad for Meta’s new pervert^H^H^H^H^H^H^H smart glasses created in partnership with celebrity Kylie Jenner.
SOURCE: https://manualdousuario.net/en...
SOURCE: https://manualdousuario.net/en...
The old cynicism is gone. We have faith in our leaders. We're optimistic as to what becomes of it all. It really boils down to our ability to accept. We don't need pessimism. There are no limits.
(applause)
So insidious. There is at least some movement to get them banned from particular spaces at least.
I've heard there's already an app that will alert you if anyone near you is wearing meta glasses
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These stamps from Switzerland I just received ❤️
For the info:
Graphic designer Felix Pfäffli intentionally captured moods: the main colour is supplemented by two to three shades so that each stamp conveys an atmosphere, light and memory.
A particular challenge was the small format: every shade had to cover just a few square centimetres and every colour gradient had to have an impact. Each stamp is printed in a special colour, followed by further gradients using the CMYK process – a small masterpiece of technical precision.
For Pfäffli, the set is also a piece of personal memory: his love of stamps began with his grandfather, who showed him how to collect and sort them. Today, he combines tradition, technology and creativity in his work. And with the shades of Swiss colour, he not only creates a printed product, but a miniature full of stories that you can feel at first glance.
For the info:
Graphic designer Felix Pfäffli intentionally captured moods: the main colour is supplemented by two to three shades so that each stamp conveys an atmosphere, light and memory.
A particular challenge was the small format: every shade had to cover just a few square centimetres and every colour gradient had to have an impact. Each stamp is printed in a special colour, followed by further gradients using the CMYK process – a small masterpiece of technical precision.
For Pfäffli, the set is also a piece of personal memory: his love of stamps began with his grandfather, who showed him how to collect and sort them. Today, he combines tradition, technology and creativity in his work. And with the shades of Swiss colour, he not only creates a printed product, but a miniature full of stories that you can feel at first glance.
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A can of Icelandic sugar-free orange soda and a cinnamon roll sit on the table behind my hand holding a carton of Koko mjolk, which is an Icelandic chocolate milk, and which features an anthropomorphic cartoon cat playing basketball.
Especially when here with the kiddo, Koko mjolk is a must, and the mascot is still goin strong and resembling the cheezy blasterz cat from 30 Rock.
And it’s lactose free!!!
@m3moellering and reduced sugar!
Meatcat!
@BennyTheIcepick “hann er með klisjukenndar blasters!”
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Three video stills: two Mexico supporters in jerseys, a man and a woman, are standing next to a very fit, shirtless young England supporter wearing face paint. In the first two stills, the female Mexico fan is checking him out, biting her lip as she looks at his muscular torso. In the third, the male Mexico fan is giving her an offended look, while the England fan looks over, confused.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
With England's loss yesterday, this moment from the Mexico-England game is going to be their 2026 World Cup high point.
With England's loss yesterday, this moment from the Mexico-England game is going to be their 2026 World Cup high point.
Folks are questioning the providence of this. 1) Mexico and England only played once this tournament, and the score was 1-3 at 68:23. 2) The clock never moves. 3) All the cartoon hair.
yeah the paleness right in the center of the image around the checker-outer has my not-real-alarm beeping
@neuracnu @misslivie gdi, did I get got?
This is reacting to a series of videos where men look at women and get slapped by their partners. All at World Cup matches. All fake.
It’s weird that we find this funny and quaint. Men do it constantly and it’s repulsive. Maybe that’s the point?
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Photo of a Regal Moth
I went to hang out in the Tennessee Smokey Mountains last week. We went on a great waterfall hike and this little guy came over to say hi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Gorgeous!
WHO IS SHE?
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film loop: a man in a rubber Ronald Reagan mask turns to the camera saying, “ROCK AND ROLL!”
My wife and I commiserated with each other on this topic over coffee this morning: flipping both House and Senate won’t be enough to end the nonstop lies and crimes of this administration.
Impeachment upheld by the Supreme Court won’t be enough to dislodge this blood-engorged tick from the body politic. The dictator will surround the White House with his private army of ICE goons and beg the people to defy his authority.
Miller/Goebbels has already begun chumming the waters with his “radical-left extremist terrorism” horseshit as the pretext for doing whatever the fascist regime requires.
I won’t say we are fucked, but it’ll take more than the midterms to save our beautiful, horribly infuriating, beloved country from the criminals we put in charge.
Vote. Get everyone you can out to vote. It starts there.
Impeachment upheld by the Supreme Court won’t be enough to dislodge this blood-engorged tick from the body politic. The dictator will surround the White House with his private army of ICE goons and beg the people to defy his authority.
Miller/Goebbels has already begun chumming the waters with his “radical-left extremist terrorism” horseshit as the pretext for doing whatever the fascist regime requires.
I won’t say we are fucked, but it’ll take more than the midterms to save our beautiful, horribly infuriating, beloved country from the criminals we put in charge.
Vote. Get everyone you can out to vote. It starts there.
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This is funny, but also, fucking hell, the air is bad here* thanks to those Canadian wildfires.
*here being a good portion of the Midwest and Northeast United States.
*here being a good portion of the Midwest and Northeast United States.
It's not quite beige right now (although it was when Canada burned in 2023), but the AQI in my north side neighborhood is currently 262. So not. great.
Spouse is in Duluth. The AQI pegged out at 500 today.
“I
Am trying
To break your heart”
– the wildfires, probably
Am trying
To break your heart”
– the wildfires, probably
Kiddo is in Boston. She says the air is orange.
Mpls was at 500 this morning. The path of I-94 was smoky all the way north earlier.
Beyond parody: https://bsky.app/profile...
We’re at 500 up in northern MI.
Presently visiting Cleveland and it’s fucking awful. Even in the wildfire plagued southwest I can only think of one time it was as bad as this. My flight home might be delayed as a result.
Also, amazing title.
Also, amazing title.
It’s hot in the poor places tonight
Otherwise great vacation.