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a frog in a clear plastic cup. there's water in the cup and the frog seems happy enough.
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
"A very little guy found in the warehouse at work.
Cochise County, Arizona, September 11, 2026."
"A very little guy found in the warehouse at work.
Cochise County, Arizona, September 11, 2026."
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A dark blue classic sedan is parked on an asphalt surface, angled towards a stone retaining wall and a steep, tree-covered hillside. Other cars are visible in the background. A wooden surface with metal trim occupies the foreground.
It's freaking beautiful though.
It turns on a dime! A really, really big dime.
I got me a Chrysler that seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
Something from the end of the Pontiac Star Chief era, circa 1966, in Nightwatch Blue - you can see where the chrome stars are supposed to be on the side of the trunk. Probably about 222 in/5.63m long.
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I received a spam text that said:
Darling, what are you doing? I noticed you haven't replied to me.
I replied:
Sorry, it took longer than expected to dismember the body of the last spammer.
Darling, what are you doing? I noticed you haven't replied to me.
I replied:
Sorry, it took longer than expected to dismember the body of the last spammer.
I was in a mood.
🖤
Not saying you shouldn’t embrace catharsis, but no one will ever read this text. It’ll just make your number have a tick next to it to the effect of “active number”.
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photograph of a bronze sculpture of a businessman sitting on a (real) bench with his briefcase open on his knees. He is dusted white with ash, and the courtyard around him is covered in a thick layer of debris from disintegrated offices. In the background a large piece of a building has landed on top of some trees.
Susan Meiselas, Liberty Plaza, New York, September 11, 2001, 2001. Chromogenic print: sheet, 20 × 24 in. (50.8 × 61 cm); image, 15 11/16 × 23 1/2 in. (39.8 × 59.7 cm). Whitney Museum of American Art, New York; purchase with funds from the Photography Committee 2002.96. © Susan Meiselas / Magnum Photos
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illustration art shows a happy cat cradled in the arms of a person wearing a green sweater
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warm smell of colitas
@dreyfusslugado rising up through the air
That Kevin is smoking the devil’s lettuce again, isn’t he, Shirley.
Order a cup or order a pitcher, either way you'll find that dark hash oil really satisfies!
I detect the el supremo from the room at the top of the stairs.
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a white, pink, and black v-neck sweater that has been knit with a scene: a deli or lunch counter with a menu at the top and a glass ordering counter below it. near the bottom is a table with a cheeseburger, juice boxes, and snacks, with the text “someday it’s all gonna be irrelevant”
via @id.knit.that (kendall joss) on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/id...
artist's site and shop:
https://idknitthatco.com/
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/id...
artist's site and shop:
https://idknitthatco.com/
Someday everything that feels irrelevant will be a cherished memory
I love this a lot. Cannot afford, and would not wear, but it's just neat
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The interior of a strange concrete building. Three rooms, one on top of another, are separated by concrete walls. Staircases extend and descend from one of them. Each one has a glowing light: a hanging lamp, a fluorescent bulb mounted by the stairs. The middle room has a door with an orange triangle on it. Below, in the lowermost room, a large horned monster sits beneath a blazing pink light. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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three panels from 'Mon fiston' by Olivier Schrauwen depicting a horse-drawn carriage being driven through Bruges. The passenger says "Brujas...¡ah! (first panel) ai chis (second panel) and the carriage-driver says "¡Jesus!" as wind takes his red hat off his head. I think (people are free to correct me and I'll update the alt text accordingly) that it's a simple pun (Brujas or witchcraft/Bruges the city). Anyway this is some lovely artwork, both the larger view cityscape in the first panel and the faces in the second and third panels.
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Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
A butt that was constipated.
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Gomer Pyle looking at a big sausage
send a salami to your boy in the army!
@niicholas if you say that in a Boston accent, it rhymes perfectly.
But where’s the pickle?
That’s the surprise!
That’s the surprise!
a healthy hunk of processed meat!
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A large black mutt with a white crest wearing a purple leash and blue collar sits on the sidewalk. She is looking just off camera
We adopted Blixa 3 year ago and she's a loving, stubborn, and absolutley wonderful companion.
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Thanks I hate it
+++ just amazing
Dem socks!
These theee really do get around.
the garden phone line is absolutely killing me this morning
Yeah man, she has the scoop on the back story.@nikkuneko
Aw yiss
@0y3ahSansAcut3 "hello, sally? yeah, i'm calling you from the garden phone. you should see the back story i'm looking at right now..."
10/10 No notes.
(applause)
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In a weird post sponsored by Robin Hood All-Purpose Flour, the Toronto Zoo informs us that baby hippo Maple is now 9 butter tarts long.
https://www.instagram.com/p...==
https://www.instagram.com/p...==
"those better be metric butter tarts, and not imperial!"
@nikkuneko The Vancouver Zoo would probably use Nanaimo Bars as units.
Oh, apparently Maple weighs 528 Timbits:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==
And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==
I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments
https://www.instagram.com/p...==
And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==
I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments
@otaman I … did not require that last visual.
I used to like poutine, too.
I used to like poutine, too.
TIL she's called Maple, and I live in the same city. Damn that closed social media loop!
French or English tarts? French tarts are 1.066 bigger
@mcmjolnir
Is that a William the Conqueror joke?
Is that a William the Conqueror joke?
@BennyTheIcepick nope! That's an actual French inch size!
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someone with a mouth of gold teeth during a trip to the dentist
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The construction phase of the 35-foot diameter Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1 in Butte County, California. Two tunnels were built to divert water from the Feather River during the dam’s construction and then plugged at its completion in 1967. Today, the tunnels are used to discharge water from the underground Edward Hyatt Powerplant located near Oroville Dam. Photo taken Aug. 30, 1963.
source: https://www.hcn.org/issues...
OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, ETC.
[muffled Firestarter plays in the distance]
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Two paneled cartoon, with title header: EARLY TRIASSIC PARK. A park ranger surveys a scene of chill, unthreatening dinosaurs. There is a sign that says, "No Swimming", while one saurian bathes in the pond in the foreground. In panel 2, the ranger says: "This is manageable."
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shiny black sticker that says in all caps, "why would I ask ChatGPT when I could ask my local queer ADHD autistic bike mechanic"
Seriously, any bike mechanic will have better answers than an algorithm.
if they are queer and neurospicy, the answers will be even better!
source: https://mastodon.social/@kayseri...
if they are queer and neurospicy, the answers will be even better!
source: https://mastodon.social/@kayseri...
This is awesome! I'm sending this to my queer, ADHD, autistic bike mechanic friend, Mason right now.
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Davey Jones talking on the phone
The Monkees tv show debuted 60 yrs ago today, 9/12
I was in the age 5-6 range so I knew it was a tv show but still thought these cool dudes lived together.
Monkey is the root...
I loved it especially because my big sister had signed up for Brownies which met on the same evening. She wanted to quit and stay home and watch The Monkees but our mother would not hear of it.
That made it delicious.
That made it delicious.
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Norman Rockwell's oil painting "The Problem We All Live With", showing a young Black girl carrying her books and a yellow ruler, wearing a white dress and sneakers, walking on a sidewalk past a wall covered by a large racial slur and the remnants of a hurled tomato. In front of and behind her are four white men in gray and tan suits and yellow "Deputy US Marshall" armbands escorting her; the composition is such that they are visible only from the chest down. Rockwell's signature is at the bottom center of the painting.
source: https://magazine.byu.edu/article...
Yesterday was Ruby Bridges' 72nd birthday; she's still alive and living in Louisiana and still working for civil rights. The past isn't dead; it isn't even past.
#painting by Norman Rockwell, 1964. #paintings
Yesterday was Ruby Bridges' 72nd birthday; she's still alive and living in Louisiana and still working for civil rights. The past isn't dead; it isn't even past.
#painting by Norman Rockwell, 1964. #paintings
I was so lucky to have been able to see this painting last month, it is currently on loan to the lucas museum in los angeles.
powerful painting of a powerful girl who became an amazing woman.
powerful painting of a powerful girl who became an amazing woman.
It's worth noting, on the same point, that Barbara Henry, the Bostonian teacher at William Frantz Elementary School who was the only teacher willing to have Bridges in her classroom (having had experience teaching integrated classrooms to children in the military), is also still alive at 94. She spent every morning of the 1960-1961 teaching Bridges and Bridges alone, because every white child transferred classes. Here's a photo of them in 2014: https://i.guim.co.uk/img...