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snowbow

Reege

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I made my sister a Regis Philbin tree topper this year. It has a sun ‘life’ side and a moon ‘death’ side. I love making weird things and I hope 2026 just gets weirder in respect to art making. 😊
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joshmillard pro 17 hours ago
hell yeah let's keep getting weirder
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
May I ask why him specifically?
snowbow 15 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick it’s an inside joke between us
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
@joshmillard it’s our only natural defense.
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snowbow

Cherry pie

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I made a cherry pie for Xmas dessert this year 😋😋
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m3moellering 16 hours ago
That looks amazing! I'm surprised that you got a photo first!
snarkout pro 16 hours ago
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.
bencmeissner pro 16 hours ago
@snarkout lol!
snowbow 8 hours ago
@m3moellering my mom ate three pieces last night which is A LOT for her 😂
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semillama

Happy mltshpmas, ya degens

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Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
I have the matching pin on my lanyard. Figgeridout.
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
<squirrelydan>
Allegedlies.
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Lockjaw

Q. Are We Not Men?

A set of action figures depicting the band Devo in their yellow jumpsuits, complete with radiation domes and whips.
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A set of action figures depicting the band Devo in their yellow jumpsuits, complete with radiation domes and whips.
My SO's former employee opened a retro toy shop about a month ago. We went to the Grand opening, and this set was on prominent display. Never have I wanted to spend $150 so badly! I decided to pass on it.

I hope he gave her a decent discount!

P.S. She wanted me to open it so she could see the autographed poster.
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bezt pro 10 hours ago
> I decided to pass on it

Use your freedom of choice!
MackReed

boxing day return

Photo of a woman driving an open top convertible with an inflatable man beside her. Caption: “ HANDSOME INFLATABLE BODYGUARD gives a sense of security and safety to the woman alone. This life-like man sits beside you in the car at night, sits in a chair before a lighted window at home... to discourage prowlers, molesters, or thiefs. Plastic man has flesh-colored skin, brown hair and eyes, and wears a grey suit with tie. Pop a hat on his head, sit him beside you, and have no fear! Life-size head and torso inflates easily.
(Fun idea - take him to a party as a gag!)
10189-Inflatable Handsome. $2.98”
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Photo of a woman driving an open top convertible with an inflatable man beside her. Caption: “ HANDSOME INFLATABLE BODYGUARD gives a sense of security and safety to the woman alone. This life-like man sits beside you in the car at night, sits in a chair before a lighted window at home... to discourage prowlers, molesters, or thiefs. Plastic man has flesh-colored skin, brown hair and eyes, and wears a grey suit with tie. Pop a hat on his head, sit him beside you, and have no fear! Life-size head and torso inflates easily.
(Fun idea - take him to a party as a gag!)
10189-Inflatable Handsome. $2.98”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
10 hours ago
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bencmeissner pro 7 hours ago
My uncle played bass for Inflatable Handsome in the early 70s.
pk pro 3 hours ago
"Plastic man has flesh-colored skin, brown hair and eyes, and wears a grey suit with tie." - basically a DEVO lyric, right there
ba

Hope you like condiments

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A painted canvas showing two anthropomorphic condiment bottles—one red ketchup bottle on the left and one yellow mustard bottle on the right—urinating their contents onto a distressed anthropomorphic hot dog below. The ketchup bottle has “KETCHUP” written on it and a stern expression; the mustard bottle mirrors it in yellow. Red and yellow streams cover the hot dog’s head and face as they raise their hands in alarm. The background is gray and muted, with sketchy white outlines and expressive brushstrokes, giving the scene a surreal, dramatic, and slightly darkly humorous tone.
NSFW: Saucesports
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tonyb pro 13 hours ago
"What's your favorite position?"

"Chicago style"
BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
Put a little mustard on it
MackReed

sitrep

Comic book illustration, a horrified bearded man having his long, white hair shorn by a disembodied pair of hands wielding scissors, says, “WE ARE IN THE HANDS OF MANIACS!”
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Comic book illustration, a horrified bearded man having his long, white hair shorn by a disembodied pair of hands wielding scissors, says, “WE ARE IN THE HANDS OF MANIACS!”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/outofeve...
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mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
Brother Dusk goes to the barber
artwells pro 7 hours ago
Evergreen
williwaw

didn't get enough xmas potatoes

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tweedlydo pro 11 hours ago
@wjstp RIPPPPPP
MackReed

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Comic panel of a flaming red man flying around in a downpour of blue lozenges in a yellow sky
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Comic panel of a flaming red man flying around in a downpour of blue lozenges in a yellow sky
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
10 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
I don't recall a Fantastic 4 comic that involve an attack by suppositories.
artwells

into 2026 like

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Vincent PRice as Dracula opening his coffin
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BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
Damn, that’s a smokey cheeseball.
(Per https://mltshp.com/p/1RH3Q which appeared directly before this on popular)
jpoulos

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Me in a T-shirt with a drawing of Stevie Nicks, labeled Saint Nicks. A Christmas tree in the background.
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Me in a T-shirt with a drawing of Stevie Nicks, labeled Saint Nicks. A Christmas tree in the background.
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m3moellering Yesterday
Merry Christmas!
mcmjolnir pro 19 hours ago
Murray Xmas!
clambaker

Cheeseball (smokey)

Amy Sedaris holds a platter. Conan O'Brien holds a large cheese ball. The closed captioning reads, "Damn, that's a smokey cheese ball."
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Amy Sedaris holds a platter. Conan O'Brien holds a large cheese ball. The closed captioning reads, "Damn, that's a smokey cheese ball."
12 hours ago
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MackReed

important work

Illustration of a train dragging a “GOOD ENGLISH” banner over a bridge, on the other side of which boys waving flags “ought” and “ought not” flags are trying to wave
It away from rocks blocking the tracks labeled  “HAD OUGHT” and “HADN’T OUGHT”
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Illustration of a train dragging a “GOOD ENGLISH” banner over a bridge, on the other side of which boys waving flags “ought” and “ought not” flags are trying to wave
It away from rocks blocking the tracks labeled “HAD OUGHT” and “HADN’T OUGHT”
that train should ought not have entered that bridge what with children running all around the other side fighting with flags over whether it should ought to run into the grammar rocks.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/danskjav...
10 hours ago
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poorusher 4 hours ago
"Would that it twere so simple"
lamnatos 3 hours ago
They think it hadn't ought like it ought but it had ought, innit.

Also, as a non-native speaker, "Good English" is an oxymoron
heyitsal

I blew it for xmas

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Ages ago, I used to blow glass and made a bunch of these ornaments for my friends and a set for myself. Finally, the kids are old enough and we are without jumpy pets, so I can finally put them up on our tree!
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m3moellering Yesterday
Gorgeous!
vosechu pro Yesterday
So cool!
scruss

nice scissors

a long, slim pair of silver stainless steel scissors on a plain grey background. They have a crest that reads "Rostfrei KB VW"
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a long, slim pair of silver stainless steel scissors on a plain grey background. They have a crest that reads "Rostfrei KB VW"
my family back in Scotland have had a couple of pairs of these scissors my whole life (so late 1960s or before). Never been able to ID the maker, despite the "KB VW" crest. They're very slim and the blades have a lovely rounded profile.
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y95 18 hours ago
Shame if they were to somehow come in contact with, I don’t, a rock
joost 18 hours ago
The top word looks like "rostfrei"
Which is german for stainless.
Unfortunately I didn't see any results for "schere" (german word for scissors) and the other search terms
poorusher 17 hours ago
They look like forceps
scruss pro 17 hours ago
@y95 not while paper exists!

@joost Yes, it's Rostfrei, and they're stainless. I've seen some references to KB in Solingen, Germany as a cutlery manufacturer, but not with this logo. I think my grandfather may have got them as office swag when he worked in sales for a pneumatic tool company.

@poorusher They kind of do, but I can assure you, having received many home haircuts from them as a kid, they are not forceps. The general pattern seems to be the same as paper cutting/office scissors
ba pro 17 hours ago
So long rostfrei call you, so long
So long rostfrei call you, so long
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Krucius Brothers German scissors makers.
m3moellering 16 hours ago
@y95 Heehee
@poorusher To me as well
@scruss Could they be E. German and, therefore, defunct?
scruss pro 16 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 could well be, but Krusius' logo was a gazelle
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1f2frfbf

Hidden creek.

A small creeks runs between rocks and mountain laurel. There are many fallen leaves and small patch of clear sky. It is winter, and shadows are long. However, in summer it is pleasant, dark and cool. Picture a man and a dog, in the midst of a long walk together, sitting... listening...
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A small creeks runs between rocks and mountain laurel. There are many fallen leaves and small patch of clear sky. It is winter, and shadows are long. However, in summer it is pleasant, dark and cool. Picture a man and a dog, in the midst of a long walk together, sitting... listening...
Took a hike today to a shared secret spot. Scattered some ashes and remembered. If you can't be nostalgic on Christmas, then when else?

RIP, String. Thanks for all the miles.
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O_C

Boxing Day, Hampstead Heath in 1938

Photograph of people congregating at a sledding-hill in Hampstead Heath, 1938.
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Photograph of people congregating at a sledding-hill in Hampstead Heath, 1938.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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joost 42 minutes ago
This picture makes me happy.
Grown ups playing outside. Reminds me of 17th century dutch paintings with people skating.
jaybee

information is beautiful

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jpoulos pro 14 hours ago
In your FACE gorillas...
tonyb pro 13 hours ago
(o )_( o)
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
saved to /infographics
mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
Hung like a gorilla use to mean something
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guyver3

Dijon porklet

Dijon breaded porkchop with some broccoli and jasmine rice
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Dijon breaded porkchop with some broccoli and jasmine rice
Dijon breaded porkchop with some broccoli and jasmine rice
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ckoerner

I didn't know the Playstation had a GPU revision!

A side-by-side comparison screenshot of the PlayStation video game tomb raider. The left image shows very clear banding in the gradient from light sources, whereas the second shows a much smoother presentation.
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A side-by-side comparison screenshot of the PlayStation video game tomb raider. The left image shows very clear banding in the gradient from light sources, whereas the second shows a much smoother presentation.
Nor did I know that it made such a stark difference in rendering lighting gradients. You learn something new every day (or 30 years later). Neat that someone added this to the duckstation emulator.

From the comments, "It means you got up to eight times as many brightness steps in the lighting calculation (256 versus 32) with the new GPU."

https://www.reddit.com/r...
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nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
i had one of the end-of-the-generation “PSone” (the li’l compact one) and it was startling how different some games looked on it vs some friends’ original models.
MackReed

into ‘26 like

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Film loop of a shirtless man repeatedly diving over a human pyramid of shirtless men
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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cristin pro 2 hours ago
feels like a clip from a Kenneth Anger film
clambaker

It's going to cost you

An eBay listing for an arm and leg of vintage Mer Man action figure
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An eBay listing for an arm and leg of vintage Mer Man action figure
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pk pro 3 hours ago
It's not so bad when the MER-MAN to human exchange rates are low
csilverman

birthday boy

A desolate scene: Jesus, in a white robe and halo, sits in an armchair in a darkened apartment lit only by the white glare of a flatscreen television. The entire scene is a dull bluish-green. Hanging on the wall above are the letters “Happy Birthday”, and a few stars, all of which have the effect of making the scene appear even less festive than it would be without these decorations. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A desolate scene: Jesus, in a white robe and halo, sits in an armchair in a darkened apartment lit only by the white glare of a flatscreen television. The entire scene is a dull bluish-green. Hanging on the wall above are the letters “Happy Birthday”, and a few stars, all of which have the effect of making the scene appear even less festive than it would be without these decorations. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
#notesArt
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artwells

What I saw

Miscellaneous gray buffing on a wall with pale yellow spray paint
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Miscellaneous gray buffing on a wall with pale yellow spray paint
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travis

happy mltmas to all

a dark dining room set a glow by xmas lights, there are presents scattered around the floor, a small real and somewhat asymmetrical christmas tree is covered in lights and ornaments with a lit angel on top, and in a back window is a tiny fake tree that also has lights, and in mltshp/mltshk tradition the photo is rotated 90 degrees to the left
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a dark dining room set a glow by xmas lights, there are presents scattered around the floor, a small real and somewhat asymmetrical christmas tree is covered in lights and ornaments with a lit angel on top, and in a back window is a tiny fake tree that also has lights, and in mltshp/mltshk tradition the photo is rotated 90 degrees to the left
#shkmas #mltmas #shpmas
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snarkout

Ho ho ho

A newspaper illustration of a woman hanging a Christmas garland and ornaments, with the heading "Be gay this Christmas".
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A newspaper illustration of a woman hanging a Christmas garland and ornaments, with the heading "Be gay this Christmas".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934)"
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drurystephanie Yesterday
I need conversion therapy for my opposite-sex attraction
samh pro Yesterday
We are all homosapiens
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
The holiday version of "You should smile more!"
greenskpr pro 14 hours ago
@samh indeed! https://youtu.be/lQa1dGk--xI
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snarkout

Batman shot out of a cannon

Newspaper advertisement, showing an illustration of Batman, standing arms akimbo. "Shrine Circus starring Batman (Adam West) / 4 Big Days / Nov 24-27 / 24 Great Acts / Robers Stadium Evansville, Indiana, 44th Annual Circus".

General admission was $2, but you could save $0.50 by buying in advance from "any Shriner".
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Newspaper advertisement, showing an illustration of Batman, standing arms akimbo. "Shrine Circus starring Batman (Adam West) / 4 Big Days / Nov 24-27 / 24 Great Acts / Robers Stadium Evansville, Indiana, 44th Annual Circus".

General admission was $2, but you could save $0.50 by buying in advance from "any Shriner".
source: https://booksteveslibrary.blogspot.com/2025...

"I believe this is the engagement that Adam West often described as the low point of his career."
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ba pro 17 hours ago
In the (god-awful) Burt Ward tell-all autobiography, I recall he described his salary as being so low for doing the show that the only way he could cash in on the show's success was to do paid public appearances and autograph signing events.
otaman

Merry Mltshppy Christmas

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Ludwig is worn out from too many guests.
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scruss pro Yesterday
Ludwig is floofy and put-upon
cristin pro Yesterday
Ludwig has feels
tweedlydo pro 20 hours ago
that eyeball 👁️
snowbow

Christmas Carson

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Made for my mom
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heyitsal

Merry Mltshpmas from Austin TX

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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Pretty!

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