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nikkuneko

i choo-choo-choose the simple life

a fake toy in a plastic blister-pack on a custom-made cardback by artist ObviousPlant. the bright, colorful illustrated cardback has the feature title "GET IN LOSERS" and the subtitle below it "WE'RE GOING TO...". in the center is the toy itself, a red molded plastic steam engine with a simply drawn cartoon man with a hat. below that is more text, reading "GO LIVE A SMALL AND QUIET LIFE THAT IS unremarkable yet meaningful to ourselves and the chosen few who shared it with us." in the background of the cardback is an idyllic countryside with a number of characters, saing "toot toot!" "tickets please", "all aboard" and "do not lick the train!"
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a fake toy in a plastic blister-pack on a custom-made cardback by artist ObviousPlant. the bright, colorful illustrated cardback has the feature title "GET IN LOSERS" and the subtitle below it "WE'RE GOING TO...". in the center is the toy itself, a red molded plastic steam engine with a simply drawn cartoon man with a hat. below that is more text, reading "GO LIVE A SMALL AND QUIET LIFE THAT IS unremarkable yet meaningful to ourselves and the chosen few who shared it with us." in the background of the cardback is an idyllic countryside with a number of characters, saing "toot toot!" "tickets please", "all aboard" and "do not lick the train!"
via obviousplant on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...

main insta page:
https://www.instagram.com/obviousp...
website/shop:
https://obviousplant.com/
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bezt pro 6 hours ago
I can't figure out why Obvious Plant's stuff sets my teeth on edge, but I dearly love stuff like nanoraptor. Brains are weird. (This is a _me_ issue, not any fault of yours, nikkuneko.)
n0wak

Gambling and Fraud

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jer

Sunset Over Lake Creek

Bare tree branches frame a photo of distant storm clouds. They glow pink and orange in the setting sun, a stark contrast to the blue sky closer to the point of view of the photographer.
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Bare tree branches frame a photo of distant storm clouds. They glow pink and orange in the setting sun, a stark contrast to the blue sky closer to the point of view of the photographer.
The clouds and the sun came together to put on a show yesterday evening. This is taken from my parents' back yard in northwest Iowa.
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gwint

Isadora Duncan at the Parthenon

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1921
Edward Steichen
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poorusher

Eye cushions

A pair of knitted eye cushions perched on a sofa.
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A pair of knitted eye cushions perched on a sofa.
https://www.donnawilson.com/products...
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ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
[banana for scale]
homerj 3 hours ago
I like everything about this.
dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
I hope the opposite side of the cushions has closed eyes, so you can mix and match, a winking couch, or one that's snoozing (getting some shut-eye)
poorusher 3 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado do a full Bowie
crazyunclejoe pro an hour ago
@ardgedee A+++
bubbalumpkis pro 18 seconds ago
My cushions are up here!
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n0wak

We call this the ol' chipotle maneuver

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infini

 

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0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Just the mouth of, the river of platitudes.
snarkout

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The "Calvin's dad talks about rotational velocity to Calvin, leading to a freaked out sleepless night" comic, but it's been 'shopped.

PANEL 1: Calvin's dad, alone. "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting."
PANEL 2: Calvin's dad, sitting with Calvin. "The two types of meme are this one and Loss. American Chopper? This one. guy pointing to butterfly? Loss. Expanding brain? This one." Calvin: "Yeah...?"
PANEL 3: Closeup on Calvin and his dad. "Rick roll? Loss. 'Change my mind?' This one. Zendaya is Meechee? Loss. Grant Gustin at the grave? This one. 6 7? Loss. Despite me being your dad and this being this one, this is Loss."
PANEL 4: Calvin horizontal in bed at night, eyes open, looking distraught. Behind him and at the left, making a visual "L", is Hobbes, holding his chin and looking thoughtful/concerned.
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The "Calvin's dad talks about rotational velocity to Calvin, leading to a freaked out sleepless night" comic, but it's been 'shopped.

PANEL 1: Calvin's dad, alone. "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting."
PANEL 2: Calvin's dad, sitting with Calvin. "The two types of meme are this one and Loss. American Chopper? This one. guy pointing to butterfly? Loss. Expanding brain? This one." Calvin: "Yeah...?"
PANEL 3: Closeup on Calvin and his dad. "Rick roll? Loss. 'Change my mind?' This one. Zendaya is Meechee? Loss. Grant Gustin at the grave? This one. 6 7? Loss. Despite me being your dad and this being this one, this is Loss."
PANEL 4: Calvin horizontal in bed at night, eyes open, looking distraught. Behind him and at the left, making a visual "L", is Hobbes, holding his chin and looking thoughtful/concerned.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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cottenwess 9 hours ago
damn it.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
I only understand this enough to know that it's making me feel bad.
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
Spiffposting is one of the few things keeping me on facebook, and that is one of the most brilliant posts I’ve seen from that group.
urlnotfound pro 4 hours ago
This is amazing.
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gwint

Self-Portrait with a Woman and Cat

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1988
Ryan Weideman
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
How in the world did they achieve the lighting in this shot? The whole thing is magnificent.
ffg

Hard same

Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.
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Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Hells Yeah
me3dia

Truth (social)

A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."
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A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/quakerjo...
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jaybee

doctor

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idogcow 16 hours ago
related: https://mltshp.com/p/1RO19
samh pro 8 hours ago
LOL
ang

The Onion wins again

A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."
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A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."
The Onion remains undefeated. https://theonion.com/man-who-...
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MackReed pro 16 hours ago
Ded.
n0wak

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews

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urlnotfound pro 4 hours ago
I watched this last night. It is a brilliant and honest review.
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
JerryrigEverything sold his Cybertruck because of Elon: https://youtube.com/shorts...
n0wak

Risotto

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oops saw this after I posted https://mltshp.com/p/1RO0F but just wanted this as an addendum to the post below
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gwint

Life on earth right now

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow Yesterday
6, 7
artwells

Into the comments like

Me in protective gear
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Me in protective gear
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m3moellering 21 hours ago
More gnome-ography?
artwells pro 20 hours ago
@m3moellering I hope so. I'm learning how to do wood shaping with a dremel.
jaymayday 7 hours ago
Hell yah daddy!
y95

Jellyfish Heaven

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It’s that time of year when the Blue Sailors long journey has finally ended. Watch your step!
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chauffi pro 8 hours ago
to get away from Mormon's and drunk Eskimos
1f2frfbf pro 7 hours ago
A rubber tide.
infini

Studio gardening

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csilverman

downtime

A large orange robot, with an iridescent greenish sheen to it, stands in a dark space. Its head is placed on a green pedestal in front of it. The head is plugged into a wall outlet, and the eye displays a green "charging" lightning bolt icon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A large orange robot, with an iridescent greenish sheen to it, stands in a dark space. Its head is placed on a green pedestal in front of it. The head is plugged into a wall outlet, and the eye displays a green "charging" lightning bolt icon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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poorusher

Meowgine De Poitrine

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Angine De Poitrine but they are cats
https://rivals.space/@robux4...
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ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
AI-generated, unfortch.
samh pro 8 hours ago
I finally took a listen (and look) to/at the KEXP performance of this duo yesterday. I liked it enough that I listened twice.
poorusher 8 hours ago
@ardgedee thanks and sigh. I've flagged it.
dogwelder

Archie Comics always had subtle character names

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LocalStain

All Power to the People.

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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
You gave us these hammers
misslivie

weird slogans these days

A screenshot from Google Maps. Dollar General and Food Lion are highlighted with square icons and big text. Underneath Food Lion is "Thicker Than the Rest" and under Dollar General "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"
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A screenshot from Google Maps. Dollar General and Food Lion are highlighted with square icons and big text. Underneath Food Lion is "Thicker Than the Rest" and under Dollar General "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"thicker than the rest" also chiseled on my tombstone
lamnatos Yesterday
@nikkuneko can’t read without Tina Turner’s voice
samh pro Yesterday
All your Fairvalue are belong to us
John-Mike Yesterday
https://liartownusa.com/apple-ca...
misslivie 11 hours ago
@John-Mike wow. thank you
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infini

The high maintenance drama queen

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0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Hens and chicks? They will endure anything.
infini pro 7 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 no, something else. I don't know what. It dies when a drop of water splashes on it but dries if the soil gets too dry. Its finicky.
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
@infini more sun.
infini pro 4 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 as much as finlsnd can offer
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Argie

Not AI

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Perhaps the photo of the century, sums it all up really.

Woman gets a job as a Doordasher Grandma to help pay for the medical care of her sick husband. You couldn't make this shit up
By far not the only takeaway (pun intended) from this image

https://abcnews.com/Politics...
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m3moellering 21 hours ago
And eff ABC News for not covering the part about trans people.
Argie pro 20 hours ago
@m3moellering oh serious? I didn't even know that was discussed. See, this is why the media sucks so much... far out
dogwelder pro 17 hours ago
Her name is Sharon Simmons. She's not from DC, and she has testified before congress. https://www.facebook.com/johnsmit...
dogwelder pro 17 hours ago
Excuse me- not congress. GOP field hearing.
cristin pro 15 hours ago
@Argie https://www.advocate.com/politics...
cristin pro 15 hours ago
as dogwelder points out, she is well-known to the gop. this was 100% staged.
Argie pro 14 hours ago
@cristin @dogwelder cheers guys, funny how findng out she wasn't doing it tough and it's more staged than I thought it was, doesn't make it even one iota better. What a world eh?
not_copinghagen 12 hours ago
That place looks like a low rent beauty parlour. The gold spray paint budget must be through the roof.
guyver3 pro 6 hours ago
@not_copinghagen They bought home decorations from Home Depot and spray painted them. People have been comparing the recent trim additions inside the Oval to items for sale at HD
ffg pro 5 hours ago
If I say what I really think I’ll get a call from the Secret Service.
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ardgedee

p-brookside

Image that's composited from dozens of smaller photos, of the white brick and glass facade of what looks like a massive quonset hut that served as the volunteer fire department's meeting hall and hosted weekly bingo games. There's an aluminum-canopied entryway and three tall rectangular windows from ground to near the roof, made of glass blocks occasionally punctuated with smaller red or orange tiles. The white brick pattern has random bricks jutting forwards a couple cm. To the left is a brick tower slightly taller than the arch of the building, with an old-fashioned yellow klaxon siren mounted on top that would sound every Thursday night for the volunteer meeting and practice session. It was audible literally for over a mile across rolling hills and a tree-lined ravine. The gravel parking lot is empty and to the left, just out of view, is the new volunteer fire house that (at the time) had recently replaced the old one, already removed.

Due to the way the photo is composited, the building seems solid but the windows weave slightly in different directions as if tossed by wind, and the siren is wobbling on top of its tower.
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Image that's composited from dozens of smaller photos, of the white brick and glass facade of what looks like a massive quonset hut that served as the volunteer fire department's meeting hall and hosted weekly bingo games. There's an aluminum-canopied entryway and three tall rectangular windows from ground to near the roof, made of glass blocks occasionally punctuated with smaller red or orange tiles. The white brick pattern has random bricks jutting forwards a couple cm. To the left is a brick tower slightly taller than the arch of the building, with an old-fashioned yellow klaxon siren mounted on top that would sound every Thursday night for the volunteer meeting and practice session. It was audible literally for over a mile across rolling hills and a tree-lined ravine. The gravel parking lot is empty and to the left, just out of view, is the new volunteer fire house that (at the time) had recently replaced the old one, already removed.

Due to the way the photo is composited, the building seems solid but the windows weave slightly in different directions as if tossed by wind, and the siren is wobbling on top of its tower.
Been sorting and cleaning some old hard drives before disposal and found the sources and final files for a years-long photo project that I thought I'd lost over a decade ago.

I have a lot to say about this but it'll have to be for another time.
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intervalometer pro 20 hours ago
old hard drives can fetch a coin on ebay in this economy.
BooBounder 19 hours ago
I am a teller of stories of the lost things I've eventually found on hard drives. I can't wait to hear yours.
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
Vibing with this image.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
@intervalometer These are not leaving the building. They'll be repurposed as backup drives.

@BooBounder Not an adventure worth recounting. An old NAS was being used for low-priority long-term storage but was at the end of its useful lifespan. Kind of a nuisance to copy (because of slowness) but it's done now and once I've finished validating the fresh copy the drives will be pulled, wiped and reused, and the empty NAS unit will go to charity.

Aside from this project and some files from companies I worked for in the previous millennium, there wasn't much on the NAS that wasn't already kept redundantly elsewhere. Well, also a variety of pre-OS X fonts files that are totally useless now... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hardly do any graphics work any more so their loss hasn't been missed for a couple decades now.
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jpoulos

And I Am

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foist pro 2 days ago
Love it in two places!
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
That hairdo is unreal.
hmm Yesterday
Also--if God is real, God is gender fluid
ang pro Yesterday
For those unfamiliar with Trixie Mattel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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nikkuneko

name a more iconic duo

two cats are partly visible out of a basement window: a grey striped one glaring directly out at the camera, and a marmalade cat turned directly at the first cat.
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two cats are partly visible out of a basement window: a grey striped one glaring directly out at the camera, and a marmalade cat turned directly at the first cat.
my favorite window cats of late, peeping out of a basement apartment in my building.

i call the orange guy “sleepy boy” because he’s always sitting at another window sill looking half asleep and/or zooted AF. (he made a previous cameo here, center right: https://mltshp.com/p/1R2J3 ) today he was apparently monitoring his friend’s monitoring and/or posing for an album cover

iPhone 14 Pro Max | cropped in Photos app
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