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My kid is great <3
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Social media post from @robotmachine@awjeez.help
Last night for dinner we had roasted root vegetables (carrots, beets, onions, potatoes, and celery). My 11 year old loves beets. She asked me to put the leftover beets in a plastic bag and put them in her lunch box for school today. Then she asked if we had any disposable gloves that “look like surgical gloves”. Because she didn’t want the beets to stain her hands when she ate them. She watched me put a bag of cooked beets in a plastic bag and “surgical gloves” in her lunch box which says in large red letters HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT and the whole time seemed to be waiting for me to go “Hey. Wait a minute.” but I didn’t. She was giggly all morning. Maybe I’ll have to go to the principal’s office today, but that’s a price I’m wiling to pay.
Last night for dinner we had roasted root vegetables (carrots, beets, onions, potatoes, and celery). My 11 year old loves beets. She asked me to put the leftover beets in a plastic bag and put them in her lunch box for school today. Then she asked if we had any disposable gloves that “look like surgical gloves”. Because she didn’t want the beets to stain her hands when she ate them. She watched me put a bag of cooked beets in a plastic bag and “surgical gloves” in her lunch box which says in large red letters HUMAN ORGAN FOR TRANSPLANT and the whole time seemed to be waiting for me to go “Hey. Wait a minute.” but I didn’t. She was giggly all morning. Maybe I’ll have to go to the principal’s office today, but that’s a price I’m wiling to pay.
Source: https://awjeez.help/@robotma...
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I'll be looking for an EOD update!
Aw dang, no photos?!
I'd be all for this except Beets are the worst vegetable on the planet and should be eradicated for all time. I say this with kindness and love for other root veggies, but not beets those fuckwads can rot in hell.
HBD WMATA
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A color photo of DC Metro train underground (possibly at Metro Center? I feel like I recognize the station), with the system's characteristic arched, fluted brutalist concrete ceilings and red hexagonal tile floors.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi."
I used to live in MontCo off the Red Line, and 🫡 to America's only great postwar public transit system.
"Happy birthday to the Washington Metro, which opened 50 years ago today with service on 4.6 mi of Red Line between Rhode Is. Ave & Farragut N. System now serves 130 mi."
I used to live in MontCo off the Red Line, and 🫡 to America's only great postwar public transit system.
*Atlanta's MARTA gives you a disappointed look*
into friday like
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one of the Rocky opponents being raised into the ring
Grace doesn't arrive for all of us...
You got a minute..?
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A hole in the water into which you pour money _and_ time.
Sink all boats. The Titanic was only the beginning.
"a toad swims across its woodland pond", paul hobson
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black and white photo: a toad seen through the rippling waters of a pond. the toad is mid-hop, with its back legs extended, but only its silhouette can be seen. behind it it are the silhouettes of the still-bare tree branches in the sky.
2026 winner for the british wildlife photography award
via the BBC:
https://www.bbc.com/news...
view the 2026 award winners here:
https://www.bwpawards.org/2026-win...
photographer's site:
http://paulhobson.co.uk/
photographer's instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/paulhobs...
via the BBC:
https://www.bbc.com/news...
view the 2026 award winners here:
https://www.bwpawards.org/2026-win...
photographer's site:
http://paulhobson.co.uk/
photographer's instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/paulhobs...
Staedtler nostalgia
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Photo of Staedtler’s e-ink stylus designed to look like their old artists pencils.
My e-ink tablet is a Supernote. As much as I love it, the default pen is a bit janky and tends to crack.
I recently discovered that Staedtler is now making stylii for e-ink devices modeled on their art pencils. Bringing back some art school vibes.
I recently discovered that Staedtler is now making stylii for e-ink devices modeled on their art pencils. Bringing back some art school vibes.
Saved to https://mltshp.com/stationery
Have you seen this bird?
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Well, you have now
"The Many-colored Rush Tyrant or Many-coloured Rush Tyrant is a small passerine bird of South America belonging to the tyrant flycatcher family, Tyrannidae. It is the only member of the genus Tachuris."
via https://bsky.app/profile...
📸: @niemyungphotography
"The Many-colored Rush Tyrant or Many-coloured Rush Tyrant is a small passerine bird of South America belonging to the tyrant flycatcher family, Tyrannidae. It is the only member of the genus Tachuris."
via https://bsky.app/profile...
📸: @niemyungphotography
LOOK IF YOU JUST LISTEN TO MOVING PICTURES A COUPLE MORE TIMES
Meet Ava
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Eight week old terror mix. She loves Furgus, he’s not so sure yet, but he hasn’t let her out of his sight.
SQUEEEEE.
HOORAY
Ava is a great name for great dogs. Don't just take my word for it, ask my great dog: Ava.
I have had it with these motherfu...
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After a long day in 40°C heat spent wandering the Pilbara bushlands (riddled with snakes BTW), only to return to camp and find this sign outside your room.
Back door
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A selection from today's shoot.
love the composition. the gentle curving arc from the basket pile up to the breaker box is *chef's kiss*
@nikkuneko thanks mate!
Jazz Solo Cup aesthetics.
hail protection
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photo of a black compact car on a wet driveway, covered in a mat of pool noodles that have been attached to each other
car pool (noodles)
@bezt +1
$90 bucks of pool noodles and zip ties is less than a deductible!!
New kicks I
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Shot of legs and shoes showing a black linen trouser with sneaker creepers in white with a ribbed sole.Stood on a bright multicoloured bokhara rug. There's a pair of dogs paws to the side.
Fuck AI art
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Credit to harebraineddesign which I would link to but I have no idea how Threads works.
This is great.
this one? https://www.threads.com/@harebra...
greetings, fellow palms
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Routine dialog with my wife when we encounter one of these (albeit pine rather than palm):
her: Wow, look at that TOTALLY REALISTIC pine tree!
me: Which one? All I can see are trees.
her: Over there, it's MUCH MORE REALISTIC than all the other trees.
me: Wow, you're not kidding. In this vast landscape of pine trees that has to be the most TOTALLY REALISTIC tree of all!
her: Wow, look at that TOTALLY REALISTIC pine tree!
me: Which one? All I can see are trees.
her: Over there, it's MUCH MORE REALISTIC than all the other trees.
me: Wow, you're not kidding. In this vast landscape of pine trees that has to be the most TOTALLY REALISTIC tree of all!
Out here in the desert where there are no palm trees except private property they stick these things up and they look so goddamn stupid.
There is a massive faux pine version in Redmond, right next to 520.
It's close enough to a stand of genuine Doug Firs to be super unreal
It's close enough to a stand of genuine Doug Firs to be super unreal
small town
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photo by me, across from the post office this morning.
Lovely. Also: RAGE.
lovely composition. love the texture of the left building's facade
@jasperzelf uncropped, of course says "GARAGE" but I am feeling it so
But doctor, I am Spaghetti
#FFU
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vintage ad illustration of a smiling woman with the caption "I'm so pleased with this"
Hah. Beat me to posting this, so I deleted mine.
Also, C’mon, universe, give us something to cheer.
ANYTHING.
Also, C’mon, universe, give us something to cheer.
ANYTHING.
salt the earth
You know... morons.
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"It should never be forgotten that MEL BROOKS had the World Premiere of
BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
take place at the Pickwick Drive-In Theater in Burbank, Los Angeles for 250 invited guests - ALL ON HORSEBACK."
via https://bsky.app/profile...
BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
take place at the Pickwick Drive-In Theater in Burbank, Los Angeles for 250 invited guests - ALL ON HORSEBACK."
via https://bsky.app/profile...
Sure hope someone bought a shitload of dimes!
Don't worry, I'm sure all those horses provided their own shitload.
O. Winston wept.
New kicks II
Oh bother.
a noose is a loop until you are hung
on the zoom call, but muted
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stillframe from the recent 4K restoration of tim burton's 1985 film "pee-wee's big adventure". centered on-screen are james brolin and morgan fairchild, moving in for an embrace in an over-the-top film-within-a-film re-enactment of the story. behind them is paul reubens in a bellhop uniform, grinning and obviously watching the scene playing out in front of him.
criterion flash sale got me for exactly one (1) thing, which was cashing in enough subscriber appreciation credits to get the "peewee's big adventure" blu-ray for essentially nothing.
it's been a long, long, long, long time since i watched this (long enough, in fact, that i'm pretty sure the last time i saw it, it was a well-worn home VHS recording of an HBO airing).
that said, this gag with james brolin and morgan fairchild lives rent-free in my head.
stillframe via the criterion page for the movie:
https://www.criterion.com/films...
it's been a long, long, long, long time since i watched this (long enough, in fact, that i'm pretty sure the last time i saw it, it was a well-worn home VHS recording of an HBO airing).
that said, this gag with james brolin and morgan fairchild lives rent-free in my head.
stillframe via the criterion page for the movie:
https://www.criterion.com/films...
CAPTION
He's no Barry Bostwick
Saw a replica of his bike at the Alamo last month.
nice marmot
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Picture of a Vancouver Island marmot.
'He's a social marmot': Gob the marmot hikes back to breeding facility from wild — https://www.cbc.ca/news...
via: https://www.metafilter.com/212663...
via: https://www.metafilter.com/212663...
We'll cut off your johnson!
Alan!
Postcrossed
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An illustration of people in a park. The illustration style is line art with solid color fills. There is a large green hill in the middle of the background, with several different green trees behind it. There is a red sun in the light blue sky. The foreground is a brown walking path with the following people:
1. A person reading a piece of paper while looking at a flower bush
2. A mother and child walking
3. A couple with a small child in a stroller walking
4. Two friends chatting
1. A person reading a piece of paper while looking at a flower bush
2. A mother and child walking
3. A couple with a small child in a stroller walking
4. Two friends chatting
I received my first Postcrossing postcard today! From Seoul, South Korea!
I started last October, loving it so much. I'm almost at 35 sent which gets me one more card in the rotation. So far all awesome interactions and words apart from the one I got today from Germany. it said "I live here, it has castles" That was it, and it was a picture of a squirrel, not even a castle. So I went to write him a thankyou message and I looked at his profile and he didn't have one, just 525 cards sent and received. I guess we all do it a little differently haha
@Argie I've only sent 3 so far, but should get another in the mail. The sender on this one expressed joy at the process and I agree, its a great way to put some fun and whimsy into a world that could surely use more of those things.
It's about time I signed up for Postcrossing. And hey hey the username Jessamyn is available. Kismet!
Rebecca Hendin for The Guardian
👋🏼
Rest in Power Joel
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May be an image of baby and smiling
#RIP
Joel was an Edgartown police officer and, I'd like to think, something of a friend. While I'm usually 110% ACAB Joel was one of the good ones.
Sincerely.
As good as they come.
He was the officer who arrived first on the scene when I had my troubles back in 2008 and, I'm told, he took exceptional care of me when I was at my most vulnerable.
For that I will always be grateful.
My heart is with Joanne and the girls.
Flights of angels Joel.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
source: https://www.chapmanfuneral.com/obituari...
Joel was an Edgartown police officer and, I'd like to think, something of a friend. While I'm usually 110% ACAB Joel was one of the good ones.
Sincerely.
As good as they come.
He was the officer who arrived first on the scene when I had my troubles back in 2008 and, I'm told, he took exceptional care of me when I was at my most vulnerable.
For that I will always be grateful.
My heart is with Joanne and the girls.
Flights of angels Joel.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
source: https://www.chapmanfuneral.com/obituari...
🙏❤️🙏
I do think that police officer can be "oom agent" and "to protect and serve".
Perhaps more in the NL than in the US.
Do you mind telling what happened in 2008?
Perhaps more in the NL than in the US.
Do you mind telling what happened in 2008?