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drurystephanie

Just recorded an episode of my podcast with Jane Wiedlin

Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
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Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
I have a podcast called Deconstruction Workers where I basically ask people about leaving religion and Jane agreed to be on it! She's a gem and has a new memoir called TMI where she talks about religious trauma. Ep should be up tomorrow?

http://deconstructionworkers.com
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snarkout pro 3 hours ago
Oh like Joan of Arc would give up her religion
waa pro an hour ago
That is A-MA-ZING
drurystephanie an hour ago
@snarkout we talked about Joan of Arc for a second!
drurystephanie an hour ago
@waa she's so sweeeeet
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jaymayday

men are the bitches

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i spent some time trying to convince a woman hater not to hate women and i was not successful.
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
I value your effort. But that’s a long shot at best.
drurystephanie an hour ago
It's exhausting xo
artwells

everything is fine

vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
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vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
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tonyb pro 2 hours ago
"Try my delicious lemon and kale smoothie!"
LocalStain

On the Charles

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I’m low-key obsessed with this house.
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drurystephanie 3 hours ago
I'm low-key obsessed with this photo.
poorusher an hour ago
Yeah amazing shot. The symmetry is lovely and the water is as still as glass.
scruss

Maple

A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
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A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
source: https://scruss.com/blog...
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Argie

Postcard From Japan

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Arrived today. A watercolour by Polish artist Mateusz Urbanowicz https://mateuszurbanowicz.com/, who lives in Tokyo with his wife, Japanese comic artist Kana https://kanaurbanowicz.com/

A new fav postcard. I just need to get the vintage stamps off the card without damaging it, wish me luck
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me3dia

move on to 48

screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
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screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


source: forwnbaok
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cottenwess 6 hours ago
this is how pervasive he's become
thelonius 4 hours ago
when you turn 48, you have completed your 48th year
travis pro 2 hours ago
I have a great idea for a birthday present...
3rdparty

blessed

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artwells

how market speculation works

illustrations showing how a fake crystal ball works
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illustrations showing how a fake crystal ball works
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
see also: election season poll analysis
otaman pro an hour ago
polymarket
poorusher

Bound was a success

A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
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A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
Or a failure depending on how you look at it.

https://boundartbookfair.co.uk/
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joost 12 hours ago
A skull with a fez?
:-)
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
@joost Ain't never gonna die it without the fez on.
scruss pro 5 hours ago
are you flicking us the Vees?
poorusher an hour ago
@scruss yes (see alt tag). I also never know what to call it apart from two -ingered salute. Seem to recall people also saying a French salute?
poorusher an hour ago
Oh, Up Yours I guess.
scruss pro an hour ago
@poorusher It's confusing because some people do the peace sign that way. It's also almost totally aged out.

I think the French salute is an Agincourt reference, but possibly apocryphal
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waa

Germaine Greer & Vivian Stanshall, 1969

Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
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Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing for the cover of OZ magazine 19, 1969. The photography accompanied an essay called 'Oz talks to DR G - the only groupie with a Ph.D in captivity'.
Source: https://library.unimelb.edu.au/asc...
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joost 8 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
waa pro 6 hours ago
@joost I grew up on the Bonzos (the perks of having a brother who is ten years older), but I wonder if anybody here knows them.
joost 5 hours ago
@waa I guess I was too young
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
@waa I was too young for them and they didn't really reach my part of the US at all, so I wasn't seeing them in the bins of the used record shops I would haunt in my teens. First time I heard "The Intro & The Outro" was on the radio, I can't even remember when or where, and I knew right away they were great.
bocaj 4 hours ago
I only learned about them when someone forwarded a clip of Craig Ferguson lip syncing to this classic https://mltshp.com/p/1RYCS
waa pro 2 hours ago
@joost @bocaj It's a bit of an acquired taste, but give them a try. They're written down as a bit of a novelty/gimmick/cover band but that is hugely unjust. My advice: start off with The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse. Not even my favourite but quite accessible, and it gives a good impression of what they could do. Don't skip 'Rhinocratic Oaths':

Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door
"I wonder who that is at eleven o'clock in the morning", she thought
But cautiously opened the door and instead of the turbaned ruffian she had expected
She found a very nice young man
Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest
"Would you like a triumph spitfire or three thousand in cash?", He smile
Mrs. Pench took the money
"What will you do with it all? Not that it's any of my business" he giggled
"I think I'll become an alcoholic" said Betty
poorusher an hour ago
I was low key obsessed as a sixth-former (late 80's). My buddy, Jason, loved the Bonzos.

He even taught himself how to play skiffle on acoustic guitar and then would pretend to smash it up at the end.
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Lockjaw

AW YISS!

The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
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The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
A MLTSHP Incoming Android app? Yes please! Thank you to all who worked on this! 👏🙏👏
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samh pro 8 hours ago
Oh my!
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
But, what does it mean?
Lockjaw pro 48 minutes ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 It's like having a browser tab open on your phone, but it's an app!
Lockjaw

That's My Kiddo!

My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
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samh pro 2 days ago
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
I love this so much.
m3moellering 2 days ago
The absolute best costume! And what an electric personality she must have!
ftrain pro 2 days ago
This rules!
shitleopard 2 days ago
EAT SHIT, CANCER!
semillama pro 2 days ago
Living like an Addams is the way to go in any situation.
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joffaboy

Big of Ewe, Goulburn NSW

A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
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A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
( I know, it's not a ewe...)
About 15 metres tall is this symbol of Aussie rural industry.
Pixel 11, no edits
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Argie pro 15 hours ago
The big rooster poking its beak in there as well I see 😏
not_copinghagen 13 hours ago
We're going to need to get some measurements from his counterpart in Wagin to see who's boss.
bezt pro 11 hours ago
Hey, Rambo!
m3moellering 11 hours ago
I read recently that Aussie lamb prices were skyrocketing because many farmers had reduced or eliminated herds due to a national trend towards chicken. A friend in Toowoomba said “Everything’s fucked” and I agreed.
bezt pro 11 hours ago
@not_copinghagen Rambo has about 6m on Wagin’s Baart. Rambo was built as a structure you can go inside, while Baart is a statue you can walk under, which means Baart wins at least one measuring competition. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places...
bezt pro 11 hours ago
Rambo looking a little less crowded: https://mltshp.com/p/1ODOT
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Thank ewe!
roonie pro 3 hours ago
Walk under??? eeewwwwww
not_copinghagen 2 hours ago
@bezt Thank you for your service. I was going to break out the tape measure...
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gwint

Young Mother in the Grotto

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Auguste Rodin
1885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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BMK 7 hours ago
Serious Pompeii vibe here.
m3moellering an hour ago
@BMK /full agreement
otaman pro an hour ago
[Go the f**k to sleep, read by Samuel L Jackson intensifies]
bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius.

A group of humans watch aghast as a giant egg bursts out of the floor on top of a tangle of roots. Above them a truly gigantic black thing with red eyes tears apart reality.
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A color illustration by Moebius.

A group of humans watch aghast as a giant egg bursts out of the floor on top of a tangle of roots. Above them a truly gigantic black thing with red eyes tears apart reality.
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m3moellering an hour ago
Happy Monday!!
snowbow

Jennifer Xiao

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/jxiaoo
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 10 hours ago
Fun fact: You could work harder than anyone has ever worked every day for the rest of your life and still earn less money than a guy who got lucky one time.
deletism

Happy Halloween!

Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
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Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
This is me as a raincloud, ready to set out Trick or Treating with my boy and his friends
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MackReed pro Yesterday
That’s neat!
csilverman

party's over

A tall, craggy, spooky house stands silhouetted against a pink dawn sky. All the windows are dark. In the uppermost attic window, a ghost is visible, staring out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A tall, craggy, spooky house stands silhouetted against a pink dawn sky. All the windows are dark. In the uppermost attic window, a ghost is visible, staring out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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MackReed

heidi klum’s halloween costume ‘26

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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woman dressed as an enormous, severed hand walking on its two middle fingers, its gory, gashed stump on top
NSFW - simulated gore

source: https://www.vanityfair.com/story...
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waldopepper pro 12 hours ago
That's my exact fetish!
thelonius 10 hours ago
It insists upon itself.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 10 hours ago
I gotta hand it to her
waa pro 9 hours ago
She never fails to deliver
caitlinburke pro 6 hours ago
She just might be my favorite part of Halloween. I can't get over how freaky it looks when she looks around, too!
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jaymayday

my 2nd most precious possession

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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
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joost 3 days ago
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
spingo pro 3 days ago
<3
m3moellering 3 days ago
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
vosechu pro 2 days ago
That’s beautiful!

I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
jaymayday 2 days ago
@vosechu : thanks for sharing that!
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O_C

WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!

Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
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Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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drurystephanie Yesterday
Oh Mr. Weatherbee
caitlinburke pro 6 hours ago
I lived in the Haight for, like, 18 years. Can confirm.
hertz

For pity's sake

Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
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Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
😭😭😭
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
just took down the halloween decor and ima be got-DAMNED if i do a thing about Xmas before November is over. there’s thanksgiving PIES to be made, man.
ufez

Lee Bains III

Singer-songwriter Lee Bains performing solo at The Sinkhole in St. Louis
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Singer-songwriter Lee Bains performing solo at The Sinkhole in St. Louis
Went and saw former Dexateen and sometimes leader of The Glory Fires Lee Bains perform a solo show last night. Among other things, it served as a refreshing counter-punch to all of the Midterm Election bullshit (and just outright lies) being flung around the country right now.

Thanks to a slightly small Sunday night crowd, I got to chat with him a bit both before and after his set and, dang, what an incredibly kind man. I was introduced to The Dexateens back in 2010ish by a mutual acquaintance that lived in Lee's hometown of Birmingham, AL (some of you all probably know the name BitterOldPunk). Lee not only remembered Jon, but he was quite stoked to learn that I'll be sending a copy of his recently published book of poems up to Jon's new(ish) home in British Columbia.

Great night, great dude. If you've never heard of him, he put out a new solo live album ("Free South 2025") earlier this year, or for more a full-on experience, the Glory Fires "Live at the Nick" is an absolute ripper.

https://www.thegloryfires.com/
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snowbow

Happy Halloween, mltshp!

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From Sarah Andersen’s Cryptid Club
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jaymayday

perfect plant

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ardgedee

Model 500 - NO UFO'S

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Audio of the "No UFO's" single. Six and a half minutes of sequenced electronic beats and simple synthesized melody which somehow manages to swing despite how rigidly mechanical it is.
#RIP Juan Atkins, who invented techno. The whole genre.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music...

There was a 30 year run where Detroit was a whirlwind of musical invention, starting in the 60s and peaking with its signature EDM. (There was also the noise scene in the mid-90s but, aside from Wolf Eyes and arguably Andrew WK, it was too underground to be world-changing the way Motown or The Stooges or Detroit Techno was.)
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m3moellering 11 hours ago
To paraphrase, to live in ears that listen is not to die.
gormat

Moderately spooky pie

A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
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A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
It didn't achieve the bubbly-goop-eyes I've seen elsewhere, but still tasted good.
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snowbow Yesterday
Crikey
deletism Yesterday
That IS moderately spooky!
hassebasse 19 hours ago
Why do I want to listen to Tonight, Tonight?
snowbow

Jennifer Xiao

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ba

Business Hotdog Sticker

Photo of 3 die cut stickers of a hotdog with a smiley face and tie drawn on with mustard on a white background
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Photo of 3 die cut stickers of a hotdog with a smiley face and tie drawn on with mustard on a white background
source: https://mangotown.shop/products...
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m3moellering 11 hours ago
A Chicago dog with no relish? Scandalous!

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