Reminds me of the (in)famous gas station sushi here, on a state highway in what used to be a rural area but exurban development has swarmed past it within the past decade.
Gas stations with southern cooking and soul food hot bars are very much a thing hereabouts, it's one of the main ways to get fried chicken or pork chops once you're outside the cities, but the gas station sushi shop is still unique as far as I can tell. I haven't tried it yet but want to, it's not in a convenient place for us to get to. They sell teeshirts and other swag because of course they're leveraging the fact that people want to show off to their friends about the time they had gas station sushi.
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a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
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A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
I totally didn't get the setup of the joke when I posted the title, but I'm not going to change it now.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
I'd heard about the tiny gas station in rural Ontario that made fantastic samosas, but only got there yesterday. They are truly amazing. One type (veggie: potato) but everything about the flavour and texture is perfect. The tamarind sauce is a nice dip, too.
Regional Variety & Gas Bar: 1670 St Paul St West, St Catharines
It's surrounded by vineyards. It's about half an hour west of Niagara Falls. We have amazing samosas in Toronto, but these are next-level.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
Regional Variety & Gas Bar: 1670 St Paul St West, St Catharines
It's surrounded by vineyards. It's about half an hour west of Niagara Falls. We have amazing samosas in Toronto, but these are next-level.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
I've heard tell of a truckstop in Minnesota frequented by South Asian truck drivers that has amazing food, but I haven't verified the stories yet...
@ardgedee gas station sushi sounds like russian roulette
@ba I remember hearing of a similar place near Phoenix, AZ. Phoenix has had a Sikh community for over a century.
@ba I remember hearing of a similar place near Phoenix, AZ. Phoenix has had a Sikh community for over a century.
@scruss That's the angle, really. You're set up to expect frozen sushi from a factory in New Jersey or something and you get served a decently good meal. Not "food of my homeland by the sea" good but you'll enjoy it and you won't die.
Anyway, damn I could kill a good samosa or two right now. It's been a while since I've had the opportunity.
anything but metric!
@ardgedee "not die" is an important part of me enjoying food, at least so far
@travis as a Canadian, I resent that! These samosas were roughly 95 mm to the side, and about 30 mm thick. Converted into Canadian metric driving units, that's 3.42 seconds and 1.08 seconds, respectively
@travis as a Canadian, I resent that! These samosas were roughly 95 mm to the side, and about 30 mm thick. Converted into Canadian metric driving units, that's 3.42 seconds and 1.08 seconds, respectively
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"This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now start a band."
@snarkout *three* chords? In this economy???
narrator voice: she got sent many things that were not that
^^^^^^ very much this ^^^^^
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Homer and Bart eating at a table together, Homer says "Less shame?" and Bart says "Yeah." and Homer is feeling wholesome.
Homer has a US flag emoji on his chest and Bart is labeled "ME"
Homer has a US flag emoji on his chest and Bart is labeled "ME"
src: "Deep Space Homer" Season 5 / Episode 15 (8:31)
https://frinkiac.com/caption...
I am feeling less shame watching these #Olympics
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I am feeling less shame watching these #Olympics
It'll come back. There's still the inevitable white house receptions where athletes will be served overcooked steak and give their medals to that guy during the photo sessions.
@ardgedee within minutes of posting this I saw a tasteless post from the official Whitehouse account but it was nice while it lasted
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4 panel images:
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!"
4. Warehouse under the Moon
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!"
4. Warehouse under the Moon
Oh for fuck's sake
I had to look and puzzle for a sec.
godDAMNit
Hehehehehe
urgh
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he he he
he he he
@crazyunclejoe bigtime
I couldn't make sense of it since I used to own a house with a garage bigger than the house. The boxes finally tipped it off.
I still don’t get it. Menses? Werewolves? Apollo?
@mare
Where do you see boxes and pallets with roll up doors?
Where do you see boxes and pallets with roll up doors?
that is terrrrrrible!
hahahaha
@mare when a cursed person sees the full moon, they turn in to a werewolf. when a cursed house sees the full moon, it turns in to a ...
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film loop of a car rolling laterally in a crash only the car is isolated as if still and the scenery is rotating around it.
“tumblr”
perfect metaphor for how I've been feeling these last several years.
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Last night I watched the documentary "Secret Mall Apartment" about the group of artists in Providence, RI that set up a hidden crash pad in an architectural dead space at a giant shopping mall (Netflix; trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch...)
In it they talk a bit about Fort Thunder, the performance space in an old warehouse/factory in Providence that Lightning Bolt drummer Brian Chippendale, who is featured in the doc, started with some friends that was eventually razed by developers.
That led me to looking up old footage from those days and eventually this tour video from 2001.
So, if you watch the Secret Apartment doc and find yourself wanting to dig deeper into the Providence scene around that time, this makes a fitting companion piece. Or if you're just a fan of Lightning Bolt and want to see some old footage, here you go.
In it they talk a bit about Fort Thunder, the performance space in an old warehouse/factory in Providence that Lightning Bolt drummer Brian Chippendale, who is featured in the doc, started with some friends that was eventually razed by developers.
That led me to looking up old footage from those days and eventually this tour video from 2001.
So, if you watch the Secret Apartment doc and find yourself wanting to dig deeper into the Providence scene around that time, this makes a fitting companion piece. Or if you're just a fan of Lightning Bolt and want to see some old footage, here you go.
I saw a Fort Thunder wrestling show. Wild stuff.
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Glass deli case with deserts and containers of salad dressings with a sign on the door that says “The small containers are salad dressings and not deserts.” The title of the post is Blue Cheesecake.
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Somehow this sticker is pro-safety, FAFO, "we could both lose" and humanizing all at the same time.
This electrician has clearly been in the business since AOL Instant Messenger days.
This electrician has clearly been in the business since AOL Instant Messenger days.
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Cold cast bronze pendants with heavy patina
Some of the cursed objects I am making for Adventureland Day. I have 32 that are probably going to be done tomorrow - which is well under my goal, but it’s been a crazy year so whatever I complete will be what it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You’ve got great consistency!
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I'm seeing that attributed to Elena Gorokhova, a Russian-American author, specifically from her 2010 memoir A Mountain of Crumbs
https://www.google.com/books...
https://www.google.com/books...
@ba I am so tired of enshittification of the internet
Thanks to the Game Changer episode Deja Vu, I am aware that he won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1970.
I read The Gulag Archipelago.
@ba Well, how many divisions does Elena Gorokhova have?
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Finished the "Electives Department as an album cover" project!
I love this.
Fantastic
Hilarious! Kids will love this…..even if they never say it out loud.
Q: Are We Not Potatoes? A: We Are Electives!
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animated gif of a woman squeezing moisturizer into her open palm. in the background, a fire is going.
The blandest ranch dressing
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The puck crossing the goal line after Megan Keller's overtime goal to win the women's hockey gold medal for the United States. The photo is taken from inside the net.
this shot of the game-winning goal from the women's hockey finals is just remarkable.
source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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A comic in an old timey style. Showing a gentleman talking to a device about using it.
This actually isn't good! Phones only show you horrors when they're VERY DEPRESSED, or at any other time.
This actually isn't good! Phones only show you horrors when they're VERY DEPRESSED, or at any other time.
source: https://wondermark.com/
Glad Malki! is still at it.
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A wide-angle shot of a rocky terrain in Iceland, with my wife appearing in the distance in the center of the image, and a waterfall far away to the side, with dramatic textured clouds covering the sky.
The scope of the landscape is always hard to capture properly. This is a li’l roadside in Kjósarhreppur… maybe þórufoss? Zoom in to see my beloved in the middle of the frame at the edge of a cliff you can’t really see.
Just want to go sit in the hot tubs in the community pool and drink coffee at Reykjavik Coffee Roasters and have a roll (or three) at Brauð.
Just want to go sit in the hot tubs in the community pool and drink coffee at Reykjavik Coffee Roasters and have a roll (or three) at Brauð.
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Bedford Borough Council tyers of this sort of nonsense
I love matter-of-fact pwns from municipalities. I'm just imagining the person who manages the Facespace or Twatter account or whatever this is from smirking as they find themselves typing out that the Bedford Borough Council.... was not responsible for the creation of the moon.
Ha ha ha, maybe "moon," the verb.
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"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
Waymo was recently forced to reveal they have remote drivers in the Philippines to cover up the failures of their "autonomous" driving cars.
I imagine they will hire programmers in some other third world country to cover up the mistakes this "autonomous" stuff does too. People are going to die for the egos of the shit people that run technology companies.
I imagine they will hire programmers in some other third world country to cover up the mistakes this "autonomous" stuff does too. People are going to die for the egos of the shit people that run technology companies.
@roue +++ for Tom Lehrer
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.