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MackReed

ugly gerry

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jive_t

cu there?

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davidl pro 3 hours ago
“Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”

https://www.dncr.nc.gov/news...
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
Too long a haul for me, but that's pretty cool.
bezt pro 2 hours ago
Technically commemorates a bigunit, but is not one itself.
samh pro an hour ago
He once drank 114 beers, then had wine with dinner.
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scruss

A terrible computer picked up at VCF East

a small white plastic computer with a green keyboard. It is labelled "IQ 8300" but is sitting on a manual that is titled "PC 8300"
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a small white plastic computer with a green keyboard. It is labelled "IQ 8300" but is sitting on a manual that is titled "PC 8300"
I picked up this not-quite-compatible clone of the ZX81 / Timex-Sinclair 1000 at VCF East in Wall Twp, NJ over the weekend.

It's variously known as a Lambda 8300 or Your Computer PC 8300. It is quite terrible and I love it.

VCF East was great until some arsehole called in a bomb threat on Sunday afternoon
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Knowing nothing of any of these things I am curious what makes it terrible and why that is endearing
samh pro an hour ago
Yes, do tell...
spoetz 36 minutes ago
Fun. I've only read about using cassettes.
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
Tell housepanther I said Pspspsps!
scruss pro 9 hours ago
Really has that panther look
waa

[Personal] Magnolias for my ex

Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.

Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.

But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)

#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
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m3moellering Yesterday
That’s gorgeous.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
good luck; i hope it goes well.

i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.

beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
waa pro Yesterday
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
waa pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko Thank you! Because of the chemo, our relationship got under a lot of stress quickly - and our differences probably got even bigger. She said quite a lot of things that hurt me and I truly don't know if it was her or the chemo or anything else. And I didn't see or respect some of her boundaries.

I'm trying to let go and build a new relationship with her, but it's not so easy. (thanks for letting me vent)
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
As someone who has built some wonderful and meaningful relationships with exes, let me just say that it takes work but it is possible and it’s often tremendously rewarding.
waa pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick Oh, I Agree! I have good, if not great relationships with almost all of my exes. This is an outlier. But I have some faith in our mutual willingness.
spingo pro Yesterday
Lovely all around.
waa pro 20 hours ago
@spingo thanks! 😘
Argie pro 16 hours ago
@waa you blow me away, this is the lovliest thing I've seen/read in a while. I truly hope you can find a good balanced friendship out of all this. I'm the same with exes (cept 1 😏) and whilst not best mates, still mates.
waa pro 10 hours ago
@Argie thank you😍😍😍 I saw her today, and we had lunch and went to a museum and it was actually all really nice.
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scruss

Bell 47G-3B at Camp Evans

a low-angle shot of an wrecked open-bubble helicopter parked on a trailer by dilapidated buildings. The main rotor is folded back, and the plexiglass bubble is missing
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a low-angle shot of an wrecked open-bubble helicopter parked on a trailer by dilapidated buildings. The main rotor is folded back, and the plexiglass bubble is missing
it has seen better days
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ba pro 6 hours ago
I'd fly the shit out of that!
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@ba I fear that all the shit has already been flown out of it
ba pro 5 hours ago
[sulks, softly humming the theme to M*A*S*H]
MackReed

*immature snickering*

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rob 13 hours ago
some very *mature* snickering over here, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
(If not, I mean Im mature, as in age, and I snickered, because I'm a litte randy)
MackReed

vibe coding

a red haired older woman in dark blue sunglasses and a lizard costume has taken the costume’s head and held it beside her. It has huge black eyes, metallic green scales and a leering mouth.
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a red haired older woman in dark blue sunglasses and a lizard costume has taken the costume’s head and held it beside her. It has huge black eyes, metallic green scales and a leering mouth.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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barca

for sale matching sofa

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heyitsal pro 10 hours ago
Personal note. I am wearing shockingly similar pants right now.
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
FFU "shockingly similar pants."
roonie pro 7 hours ago
comfy, all the way down
MackReed

banyan

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MackReed

hanoi reflection

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cottenwess 11 hours ago
"There's something in those trees."
cottenwess

the indignity. you bastards.

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this is what happens when a late night lightning strike causes the cat to piss himself; and then he refuses to participate calmly in a bath. so he gets the shears. now he's just passive aggressive until it grows back.
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dphiffer

less efficient machines

A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
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A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
source: https://ruby.social/@camertr...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
as true today as it was then
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
A.I. "I can help with that!"
BooBounder 21 hours ago
People tend to get the point being made here, but don't realize that the position that AI is going to push us all into involuntary leisure is inconsistent with it.
n0wak

pain

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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
that about sums it up today, yeah
3rdparty pro Yesterday
house of
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
The 31 flavors
cristin pro 21 hours ago
blood bath?!?
bezt pro 16 hours ago
@cristin Blood purifying tonic, I think.
roonie pro 6 hours ago
A bread shop.
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MackReed

Thích Quảng Đức

Surrounded by pink, red, white, and yellow flowers stands the 6-meter high bronze  statue of a Buddhist monk enshrouded in stylized, pointed flames
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Surrounded by pink, red, white, and yellow flowers stands the 6-meter high bronze statue of a Buddhist monk enshrouded in stylized, pointed flames
about whom, more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3
0y3ahSansAcut3

Hey Dog!

A purse, constructed to resemble a payphone. Sitting on a kafehaus couch, with various cushions.
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A purse, constructed to resemble a payphone. Sitting on a kafehaus couch, with various cushions.
You left your purse on the kafehaus couch.
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m3moellering 8 hours ago
Is that a leather purse?
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
Looks like a British busman’s fare machine
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
I think it is a purse designed to look like a payphone.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Write a https://www.amazon.com/Reflecti...

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tweedlydo

TFG

three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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bezt pro 2 days ago
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
homerj 2 days ago
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
owl 2 days ago
(Courtney Barnett enters the chat)
roonie pro 2 days ago
Odelay!
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misslivie

ties the room together

A stylized illustration of a poster for The Big Lebowski. The top and bottom suggest it is a rug. Center is The Dude dancing in his robe with his White Russian listening to head phones. Around him is a pattern of viking helmets and bowling pins. At the top and bottom are squares of relevant things to the movie such as a toe, shades, bowling ball, and a ferret.
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A stylized illustration of a poster for The Big Lebowski. The top and bottom suggest it is a rug. Center is The Dude dancing in his robe with his White Russian listening to head phones. Around him is a pattern of viking helmets and bowling pins. At the top and bottom are squares of relevant things to the movie such as a toe, shades, bowling ball, and a ferret.
I ~love~ Pam Wishbow's work. Currently mourning the unavailability of this poster.

https://mondoshop.com/collecti...
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billturner pro Yesterday
Also a big fan of Pam Wishbow's art. Love the style so much!
LocalStain pro Yesterday
It might be helpful to check https://expressobeans.com/public... from time to time.
Argie pro 16 hours ago
Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like uh, your opinion, man.
misslivie 7 hours ago
@LocalStain 👀
LocalStain pro 6 hours ago
@misslivie It's a very active community. From what I understand if you put the word out there that you are looking for something folks will find it for you or, at the very least, point you in the right direction.

I can't speak to how expensive things might be, but how bad you want something is a much better gauge of how expensive it might get than whatever "going rate" the market allows for...

If you know what I mean, 😉

Cheers.
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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m3moellering Yesterday
So handsome!
0y3ahSansAcut3

Sky Full

More reflections from the coffee place. The antique glass changes things. The storm breaking up, leaves fresh washed skies, getting into things.
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More reflections from the coffee place. The antique glass changes things. The storm breaking up, leaves fresh washed skies, getting into things.
More reflections from the coffee place. The antique glass changes things. The storm breaking up, leaves fresh washed skies, getting into things.

#photography #DayleRecord
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roonie pro 7 hours ago
Reds (no bulls) - Warren Beatty 1981
snarkout

The weed with roots in hell

Movie poster: "Marihuana: Weed with Roots in Hell". "Daring drug expose / Shame horror despair / Weed with Roots in Hell / Smoke that gets in youth's eyes / What happens at Marihuana parties / Weird Orgies Wild Parties Unleashed Passion". At the top, a doctor is shooting up a smiling blonde woman who is wearing a very low-cut housecoat or bathrobe.
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Movie poster: "Marihuana: Weed with Roots in Hell". "Daring drug expose / Shame horror despair / Weed with Roots in Hell / Smoke that gets in youth's eyes / What happens at Marihuana parties / Weird Orgies Wild Parties Unleashed Passion". At the top, a doctor is shooting up a smiling blonde woman who is wearing a very low-cut housecoat or bathrobe.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

That's just like, your opinion, man. Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate!
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
whenever i see it spelled "MARIHUANA" i feel compelled to say it out loud in a hank hill voice
clockworkorangejuice Yesterday
@nikkuneko “Cahn-nabis and cahn-nabinoid accessories”
tonyb pro Yesterday
I'm still waiting for my first marijuana orgy...
dapete Yesterday
@tonyb You likely have had many. They're basically a bunch of stoned folks sitting around waiting for the sex to happen and then getting distracted by something else.
bitslayer Yesterday
I never get invited to the parties where they shoot up marihuana.
idogcow 13 hours ago
I've got questions about the crime tampon
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
I NEVER get to go to the Marihuana Weird Orgies!
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dad

For those who celebrate

Screen capture, a news anchor in a suit speaks seriously on TV. Behind him, a screen displays the words "Marijuana Alert" with an image of cannabis plants.
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Screen capture, a news anchor in a suit speaks seriously on TV. Behind him, a screen displays the words "Marijuana Alert" with an image of cannabis plants.
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jxyzn

Don't get your jimmies in a twist

A black t-shirt depicts an old wizard with a white beard, purple robe, and hat. He conjures fire from one hand and holds two glowing green orbs in the other. Text above reads "I CAST..." and below says "Testicular Torsion," set against a dark, lightning-filled background.
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A black t-shirt depicts an old wizard with a white beard, purple robe, and hat. He conjures fire from one hand and holds two glowing green orbs in the other. Text above reads "I CAST..." and below says "Testicular Torsion," set against a dark, lightning-filled background.
source: https://share.temu.com/BdyffUVuq0C
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snarkout

Sluggo is Lit

A Sunday Nancy comic by Caroline Cash.

PANEL 1: Sluggo is walking by a store and sees a help wanted sign.
PANEL 2: MAN: Well… Er… Sluggo, was it? You need at least two years of work experience to get a job here.
PANEL 3: SLUGGO (cheerfully): How do I get that? MAN (off-panel): By working a job like this one.
PANEL 4: SLUGGO (less cheerfull): How do I get a job like this one without work experience? MAN (off-panel): Our time for this interview's up. Have a nice day.
PANEL 5: Sluggo frowns.
PANEL 6: Sluggo is sitting under a tree in a field of flowers, watching the sunset, still looking grumpy.
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A Sunday Nancy comic by Caroline Cash.

PANEL 1: Sluggo is walking by a store and sees a help wanted sign.
PANEL 2: MAN: Well… Er… Sluggo, was it? You need at least two years of work experience to get a job here.
PANEL 3: SLUGGO (cheerfully): How do I get that? MAN (off-panel): By working a job like this one.
PANEL 4: SLUGGO (less cheerfull): How do I get a job like this one without work experience? MAN (off-panel): Our time for this interview's up. Have a nice day.
PANEL 5: Sluggo frowns.
PANEL 6: Sluggo is sitting under a tree in a field of flowers, watching the sunset, still looking grumpy.
source: https://www.gocomics.com/nancy...
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m3moellering Yesterday
It always has been in its way.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I haven't been following and missed that Olivia Jaimes retired from the strip last year, good to see Caroline is continuing the high quality
snarkout pro Yesterday
@wjcstp People seem to think that Jaimes maybe published a book under her real name (which I've already forgotten) and no longer had time to do the comic.
Xedrik Yesterday
"I saw a job post the other day.

It required 4+ years of experience in FastAPI.

I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5+ years of experience since I created that thing.

Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that 'years of experience = skill level'."

https://www.reddit.com/r...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
It's been like this forever. I can remember seeing ads in 1997 for programmers with 5 years of Java experience. And ads in 1988 for 10 years of experience in MS DOS.
joost Yesterday
@ardgedee ++
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n0wak

This photo makes me sad

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spingo

Squirrels in the West Full EP

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Video link to an EP
Hello youse! I did another music. It took a while but I got a handle on playing just about everything, and a couple of friends helped.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Sounds great!
spingo pro 22 hours ago
@wjcstp Thank you!
bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a nighttime landscape. In the middle is a tree and a sitting person beneath it, sleeping. A spherical hovercraft is sitting on the ground nearby.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a nighttime landscape. In the middle is a tree and a sitting person beneath it, sleeping. A spherical hovercraft is sitting on the ground nearby.
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m3moellering Yesterday
A More Mellow Monday! That's very welcome here in Crazy-land.
artwells

Clip-ons

Me in shades
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Me in shades
My favorite glasses are too big. And my progressive prescription is way to intense, to allow for good tintig options or conventional clip-ons, so I'm designing my own. This is fourth or fifth version
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Nice image with the reflections.
m3moellering 2 days ago
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
foist pro 2 days ago
@artwells I'm up to playtest if you're looking for anyone. I have both a frustration with sunglasses v. normal glasses and lot of daytime free time as of a bit ago.
artwells pro Yesterday
@foist it's tricky because the plastic bridge needs to be snug and minimal, or it gets up in your brows and heavy.

I fit these to Courtland Ultra-G from Eyeglass Boy, using Goliath II shade lenses from Fuse. I don't think they'd fit anything else.

I could work with other combos I suppose.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Preposcerous! Who Knew?

Rhinocerous in Nepal, where they are ecsconced in a national park, and along it's edges. Farmers futilely guard mustard fields, which are wholely lost at times, and lives lost too, in defending. Women also suffer losses wood gathering, not just from rhinos, but also from tigers. The Nepalis want to live in harmony with their environment, and are willing to gracefully coexist, and they mourn.

A female rhino and her calf among the elephant grass in Chitwan National Park."
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Rhinocerous in Nepal, where they are ecsconced in a national park, and along it's edges. Farmers futilely guard mustard fields, which are wholely lost at times, and lives lost too, in defending. Women also suffer losses wood gathering, not just from rhinos, but also from tigers. The Nepalis want to live in harmony with their environment, and are willing to gracefully coexist, and they mourn.

A female rhino and her calf among the elephant grass in Chitwan National Park."
Rhinocerous in Nepal, where they are ecsconced in a national park, and along it's edges. Farmers futilely guard mustard fields, which are wholely lost at times, and lives lost too, in defending. Women also suffer losses wood gathering, not just from rhinos, but also from tigers. The Nepalis want to live in harmony with their environment, and are willing to gracefully coexist, and they mourn.

A female rhino and her calf among the elephant grass in Chitwan National Park.

https://www.theguardian.com/environm...
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dphiffer

MPG: ∞

A cartoon by Robert Ariail. In the first panel a man looks up at a sign that says "GAS $4.009". In the next panels he gets a ladder and takes down the numbers and rearranges them into a bicycle and bikes away.
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A cartoon by Robert Ariail. In the first panel a man looks up at a sign that says "GAS $4.009". In the next panels he gets a ladder and takes down the numbers and rearranges them into a bicycle and bikes away.
source: https://pixelfed.fr/p...
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Lockjaw pro 11 hours ago
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