Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump

Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.

A cat in fancy fabric trims

A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.

May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.

'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"

Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.

Special Edition St Louis City Voter sticker featuring a USA 250 logo floating over the downtown skyline. The "V" in "Voted" is stylized to look like a checkmark with the right arm extended to form the silhouette of the Gateway Arch.

Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.

A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick

"Dune 3" popcorn bucket, featuring two sand worms poking out of the top

a stuffed longhorn cow stands behind a wooden fence, in the atrium of the very large Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center

A comically faced pumpkin carving.

Woman in long gown drapes with embroidered octopus arms

a Scottish terrier looks mournfully out from beneath the white and gold miter of a red and gold pope costume

Woman in tank suit wearing sash that says MYSTERY GIRL OF 1947 before a large ace of spades and a sign that says QUEEN OF RHE MAYHEM. She is glaring and brandishing a pistol.

Screenshot of part of a tweet that says:

Developer handoff has been so smooth since I started working this way. My effigy appears at the foot of the engineer’s bed and I open my mouth. The CSS comes out at a frequency only their fillings can receive. We’ve eliminated all meetings.

I no longer send clients presentations. I enter their dreams as a white horse with an already complete interactive brand guidelines. They’re free to leave feedback by speaking into a bowl of room temperature water. I receive it immediately and disagree with it on a cellular level. Transcending this outdated material plane is my standing Tuesday meeting.

cartoon of a hamster, wearing a round cap, embroidered waistcoat and cummerbund. He is sitting on his haunches, smiling, and is using a pointer to explain a piece of Arabic frieze as in a museum

Three Klingons performing their death ritual over a fallen comrade. They turn their heads to the sky and howl.