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MackReed

whip of the week

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‘59 Minsk

no further helpful info at the source, but lots of speculation about why the driver would want to arrive with a wet/cold left leg:

https://www.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Reliability and simplicity made Minsk motorcycles a cult brand in Vietnam, which was the most extensive export market. Minsk motorcycles were among the Soviet motorcycles that were distributed by SATRA, UK, under the Minsk Saturn 125 and Cossack brand names from 1973 to 1979
bezt

Non Hallucinatory Ports

r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
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r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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nikkuneko pro 2 minutes ago
weirdly, this makes me miss my 2008 polycarbonate mac (top of the stack). that was the one i actually lost (was stolen out of my car)
Vidiot

from Rachel Lichtman's amazing Programme 4

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source: https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives...
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frothywalrus 4 hours ago
My friend would tell you it was originally from Pakistan
artwells

Lunch

Bowl of ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Clear pig back broth, with a tare of mixed animal fats, tamari, fermented garlic, and mirin. Topped with nori, bonito, salmon furikake, togarashi, roasted hatch chili and New York steak.
2 hours ago
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jer pro 2 hours ago
Art, I'm really considering just showing up some random lunchtime 🤤
artwells pro an hour ago
@jer you got to give me warning to make two, or be prepared to fight me for it.
robotmachine

 

<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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m3moellering 7 hours ago
Heehee
bezt pro 5 hours ago
blockchain
Davezilla pro 2 hours ago
Strange women lying in cities distributing bicycles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical velodromic ceremony.
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
@Davezilla +++
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robotmachine

 

<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
7 hours ago
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kokogiak

Parade

Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
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Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
We had dinner in Boston's North End last night, and I tried to get a photo of the Old North Church, framed kind of nicely by the trees. These two guys were just moving this equipment down the street right then, and I shouted, stupidly "Hey, it's a parade!" That's what earned me this wonderful bit of side-eye.
5 hours ago
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vosechu pro 43 minutes ago
Beautiful framing!
robotmachine

My 14yo during summer

<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. 
Crucially, it does not work"
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<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
Crucially, it does not work"
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artwells pro 2 hours ago
I worked swing/nights when I was 18. I'd just skip sleep Friday night.
Vidiot

 

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source: https://www.ncrabbithole.com/p...
7 hours ago
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thelonius 7 hours ago
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
robotmachine

 

<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"
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<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"
7 hours ago
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gwint

For better or worse

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via https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
3 hours ago
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
been there. paid for that.
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
You only need peripherals for data ownership. You aren't allowed to own data.
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
for some reason, something in this photo looks not-quite-right, but i can't quite place my finger on it. like that slightly-disproportionate-stretchy oddness.

that said, i definitely have my own "laptop pile" at home with which i could recreate this whole progression.
gwint pro an hour ago
Looking at it in full res, it actually does look a little AI-ish. Damn. I think I'll try to recreate this properly with my pile o' laptops.
ardgedee pro an hour ago
@nikkuneko @gwint extra USB symbols around the ports, including the Firewire-ish ports. And I don't think Apple ever had a laptop with both FW400 and FW800 ports. Just one or the other.
ardgedee pro 59 minutes ago
Now that I think about it, I doubt Apple ever had a laptop with both Magsafe connector and full-size DVI jack, but I could be wrong on that one too. The
bezt pro 41 minutes ago
Magsafe arrived in 2006, the last full-size DVI on a Macbook is 2008, so there's basically just the first few Intel Macbook Pros. I'm pretty sure there weren't any who had Magsafe and full DVI on the same side of the laptop.

For a non hallucinatory Mac Stack, see https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOB
nikkuneko pro 4 minutes ago
@bezt @ardgedee i had a (2006?) macbook pro that had a big ol' DVI port AND a magsafe IIRC, but i'll need to check when i get home. and yeah, i think it threw me because it was on the other (right) side of the machine; i think that whatever generated the images partly moved ports that were on both sides of the machines and mushed 'em together.

thanks for the sanity check, y'all!
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artwells

Angie, Extreme Grief Counsellor

women having tea on a sofa. the coffee table in front of them is a man in a coffin with a glass top
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women having tea on a sofa. the coffee table in front of them is a man in a coffin with a glass top
6 hours ago
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ufez pro 3 hours ago
Now Grandpa will always be a part of your Beer Pong games.
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
This has a "killing time before the porno shoot" vibe.
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
something something cheeseball
vosechu pro 41 minutes ago
Imagine the smell
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LocalStain

North Station.

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Boston in a nutshell.
7 hours ago
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bezt pro 5 hours ago
SOON
tamrow pro 4 hours ago
“I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
BennyTheIcepick pro 56 minutes ago
THE KING OF THE NORTH
vosechu pro 41 minutes ago
What’s in the background? Another building or the rings of Saturn?
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cottenwess

not enough time.

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twilight zone episode scene of man standing on library steps after the end of the world, and his glasses are broken.
my to-be-read pile keeps growing! make it stop! i need time to get through them all! i'm almost at 200 books!
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ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
Just don't do what this bloke did, and try not to break your reading glasses.
bencmeissner pro 7 hours ago
If a to-be-read list is achievable, it’s not ambitious enough.
ufez pro 4 hours ago
I just watched this episode during a recent TZ marathon!
LocalStain

Call me Ishmael.

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ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
Damn I would love that one. Don't see it in their online store. Was just in the area a couple years ago, too.

They do have this one though, which would get some people wound up hereabouts...
https://store.whalingmuseum.org/collecti...
m3moellering 7 hours ago
@ardgedee +++
artwells

all the sweet green icing flowing down

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four-eyed alien playing the sax
6 hours ago
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spingo pro 6 hours ago
Come on shake your body baby do the conga
beat
artwells

logging in

buglike creature looking into a porthole behind which a woman screams
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buglike creature looking into a porthole behind which a woman screams
6 hours ago
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BooBounder 4 hours ago
A childhood memory that (ever so slightly still) haunts me was some black and white movie shown on some Sci-Fi movie hour on UHF in the 70s. The rocket goes to Mars, and after they flee back to the ship, someone open a sort-of airplane shade on a porthole and the creepy alien is right there looking back in. Have never been able to figure out the name of the movie (and don't have the patience to watch a bunch to figure it out).
y95

Meowthuselah

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Liam is 16 and while he’s still keeping it tight in the grooming and box departments, he’s taken to wandering the halls all night and howling like a Victorian ghost child.
“Bryan!” “Now!” “I’m Done!” Can be made out as asks to be fed and then finishes. He’s a regular Michigan J Frog, summoning spirits in a guttural bray until you came in the room where you would be met with an innocent “meow”.
19 hours ago
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joffaboy

Fata Morgana

A 4 masted sailing ship seems to hover above the ocean in a mirage
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A 4 masted sailing ship seems to hover above the ocean in a mirage
https://www.threads.com/@treviso...
22 hours ago
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ang pro 19 hours ago
Sweet jumps, taken.
dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
"No barnacles on THIS baby!"
nikkuneko

my regrets go with me!

a blister-packed toy that looks like the white-and-red shirted waldo from the children's books. the cardback for the toy reads "WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF"; to the left side an illustration of the character is saying "My regrets go with me!". below this are two small banners that read "he has done things" and "terrible things". the obviousplant logo is at the bottom of the cardback with an even tinier waldo saying "murder things"
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a blister-packed toy that looks like the white-and-red shirted waldo from the children's books. the cardback for the toy reads "WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF"; to the left side an illustration of the character is saying "My regrets go with me!". below this are two small banners that read "he has done things" and "terrible things". the obviousplant logo is at the bottom of the cardback with an even tinier waldo saying "murder things"
via ObviousPlant on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
19 hours ago
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MackReed

*

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animation loop of a dodecahedron limned in black lines on white with 3D 5-pointed stars rotating on each pentagonal face
7 hours ago
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snarkout

This is fine.

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...

Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
corbie Yesterday
postcards from the Anthropocene
mare pro 22 hours ago
I’ve been on that beach many times. Stark naked. The view wasn’t this spectacular, the eye watering and lung splitting smoke wasn’t present. It was just nice, vacation.
joffaboy

Sorry Robot / Happy Human

Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
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Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
A font called " Decoy Font " has appeared that humans can read, but looks like different characters to AI.
https://x.com/i...
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
This hurts my eyes/soul.

Which might explain a few things.
hertz pro 16 hours ago
I only see "SORRY ROBOT"? What does ... oh god no, please don't let this be how I find out?!
dogwelder pro 16 hours ago
@hertz, try squinting.
niicholas 16 hours ago
I scrolled too fast and saw HORNY ROBIN or maybe SAPPY ROMAN
Mozai 9 hours ago
Making things more difficult/distressing for humans in the hopes that a robot's owner is inconvenienced.
Davezilla pro 2 hours ago
Squint and all will be revealed.
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snowbow

 

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Found on Pinterest I think
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tonyb pro 22 hours ago
That's Amore!
dbilly 10 hours ago
Eels up inside ya
findin an entrance where they can
joshmillard pro 6 hours ago
murena in the membrane
otaman pro 5 hours ago
My hovercraft is full of eels
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joffaboy

Onya Fritz

Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
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Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
https://mefisocial.files.fedi....
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bezt pro Yesterday
Zwicky was brilliant, but I’ll note that his observation was “astronomers are spherical bastards”, and he was very much an astronomer.
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
And I'll note that "spherical bastard" is variation on an older term "revolving SOB."
MackReed

earlier …

Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.
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Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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me3dia pro Yesterday
"Woof? ...Woof?"
neuracnu

shrooming at the family picnic

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source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
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B6FA798A3449 pro 21 hours ago
honh honh honhhhhh
urlnotfound pro 21 hours ago
Ceci n'est pas un cantaloup
dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
pareidolia-maxxing
spingo pro 6 hours ago
I'm talking to the / man in the melon
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csilverman

hi, we're not here right now

A hunched, neon-pink figure holds a white mask in front of its head. The mask is white and has a frowning, pinched face that looks like a gargoyle. The figure itself has bright green spots on its back, and a few small pockets at various locations on it. It casts a long shadow. The background is bright yellow. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A hunched, neon-pink figure holds a white mask in front of its head. The mask is white and has a frowning, pinched face that looks like a gargoyle. The figure itself has bright green spots on its back, and a few small pockets at various locations on it. It casts a long shadow. The background is bright yellow. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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artwells

stop dude

illustration of Jesus being kissed
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illustration of Jesus being kissed
21 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
Hey Jude, don't make it bad...
drurystephanie 7 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 amazing
lamnatos 2 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 omg
joffaboy

Finger beans

A hand with fingers folded and with soap around them, looking like a cat's paw.
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A hand with fingers folded and with soap around them, looking like a cat's paw.
https://www.threads.com/@astrono...
22 hours ago
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