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artwells

don't come aknockin

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vintage limo-like camper
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wjcstp pro an hour ago
This thing is amazing
samh pro an hour ago
#onelesssprinter
poorusher an hour ago
Like one of those fish with the massive foreheads.
ba

This week's schedule

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A weekly digital calendar view for May 10–16, 2026, displayed in a light-themed scheduling app interface. Multiple orange meeting blocks are scattered across the weekdays, each renamed with profane or vulgar phrases in bold black text. The calendar includes time slots, weather information for Evanston, Illinois, and navigation controls along the top.
NSFW: Swears
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MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Not shown:

Meeting with that fucking wanker
ba pro 2 hours ago
@MackReed 100%
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Having AI figuratively rap you on the knuckles.
ba pro 2 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 lol
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
@ba @0y3ahSansAcut3 and everyone:

Regarding AI - When using robots (or, more like, letting them use you), pls consider this excellent longread: https://www.404media.co/your-ai-...
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
A Joan Rivers said, (about some smaller robots,) "I would never want to be intimate with something that says Panasonic, on it."
samh pro an hour ago
Friday morning at 7 sounds fun tho
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Said Colors...

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A picture of a box containing metallic watercolors.
These metallic watercolors, are out of a shop, called topdrawer, in Chicago, they are of Japanese origin.
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LocalStain

Round 3.

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#MV26, #letoile26

Back to business.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
What? The business of looking unbearably natty?
LocalStain pro an hour ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Thank you 🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼. I'm going back to work after a long winter off. l'etoile opens for the summer season Thursday evening.

https://www.letoile.net/
LocalStain pro an hour ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Also, tho it should go without saying; I am never, ever, out of that business you mention... that of looking unbearably natty.

not never.

😊
artwells

but you playin

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two people in suits and metal heads
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Metallic

A small paintwork, which started as a black and white ink sketch, embellished with metallic watercolors, gifted to me on Mother's Day.
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A small paintwork, which started as a black and white ink sketch, embellished with metallic watercolors, gifted to me on Mother's Day.
#painting #DayleRecord
A small paintwork, which started as a black and white ink sketch, embellished with metallic watercolors, gifted to me on Mother's Day. My phone cam avoids the sheen, but all color is metallic, oooh shiny!
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MackReed

brekkie

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Film loop of a corpulent fellow in a chef hat and plaid shirt eating pasta by wrapping one noodle at a time around his index finger and sticking it into his mouth
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MackReed

messing about in boats

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Took my beloved and the terrier out kayaking (his first time, to see if he likes it so we can get our own kayak and save on rental fees) for Mother’s Day.

We all had a great time, so, yes.

“ Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing—absolutely nothing—half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.” — Ratty, ‘The Wind in the Willows’
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fnerg pro 20 hours ago
I spent several summers kayaking around Lake Union in my late twenties, it's one of my favorite memories. I loved paddling down the rows of houseboats like walking down the streets of a somewhat wet neighborhood. The big apartment building on stilts just to the north of all the houseboats is a wonderful place to paddle under, have a surreptitious toke, and continue the paddle out to the arboretum.

The downside is when you take a break for winter, then come back the following spring/summer, you think you still have the arm strength to do long paddles, but your body begs to differ.
fnerg pro 19 hours ago
Also, did the kayaks have a skeg or a rudder?
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
@fnerg yes, we love ogling houseboats and imagining a lake life we could never afford.

And rudder, always rudder. It’s so much less stressful.
caseyblu

Graduated from Library School!

Me and my partner in our academic regalia.
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Me and my partner in our academic regalia.
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
congrats!
bezt pro Yesterday
Well done!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Congratulations. So, you went to W?
spingo pro Yesterday
HOORAY
caseyblu Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Yes! I did the distance program, but UW-Madison.
m3moellering Yesterday
Congratulations!!!
ckoerner Yesterday
Badass! 😎
niicholas Yesterday
Welcome to the club!
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scruss

full tilt pinball is back!

a computer screen showing a simple retro pinball table
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a computer screen showing a simple retro pinball table
someone created a cross-platform installer for the old maxxis Windows pinball games, and I am glad

via: Space Cadet Pinball on Linux | Lobsters — https://lobste.rs/s...
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ufez

Remix'd

Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
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Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
Original: https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC
3 days ago
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spingo pro 3 days ago
<3
travis pro 3 days ago
worth it
samh pro 3 days ago
Count me in for an even dozen.
foolianajarley 3 days ago
Oh yes
urlnotfound pro 3 days ago
That's 11 appreciative people.
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
Oh no we overshot it. I might have to unlike it
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
It's at 68 likes. Almost nice.
lamnatos 3 days ago
@ardgedee fixed it for ya

ps nice
kplawver pro 3 days ago
+1
dphiffer pro 2 days ago
lol
Goshawk pro Yesterday
I'm one of them! <3
intervalometer pro 22 hours ago
:handshake: &emoji& $69420
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O_C

Untitled, (Nehi) c. 1971-1974. William Eggleston. Pigment print.

Photograph of a glass bottle of Nehi soda sitting on the hood of a car that's parked under the shade of some trees.
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Photograph of a glass bottle of Nehi soda sitting on the hood of a car that's parked under the shade of some trees.
source: https://kafkasapartment.tumblr.com/post...
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frothywalrus

Mas o menos.

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ba pro 19 hours ago
Only one way to find out...
otaman pro 7 hours ago
Two pounds enter, one pound leaves.
dogwelder

Major Childhood Influence

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That's Dr. Demento. He was the only reason I listened to KMET as a kid.
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robritz Yesterday
I can see it!
dapete 20 hours ago
Same. I was surprised to find out the syndicated show only had the Funny Five instead of the Top Ten when I left LA
jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
We were talking about the Funny Five literally last night (like, Dead Puppies is an okay song but is it *that* good?)
owl 14 hours ago
Dr Demento, every single Sunday, KMET radioooooo (yeah)
spingo pro 14 hours ago
Hugely influential on my world outlook.
joshmillard pro 3 hours ago
hell yeah Dr. D
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LocalStain

🥴🤢🤮

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source- https://arstechnica.com/ai...
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jpoulos pro 6 hours ago
https://youtu.be/veMiNQif...
cwhartman pro 6 hours ago
This seems even worse than when we used to put my dad's Ozzy tapes into my cousin's Teddy Ruxpin.
thelonius 5 hours ago
Well, kids have to learn about suspension bondage from somewhere.
1f2frfbf pro 4 hours ago
Somewhere the Barbie Liberation Organization laughs ruefully.
idogcow 3 hours ago
If the GOP can't fly them to their island, they'll groom kids to find their own way there
homerj 3 hours ago
So they made the movie "Ted" real?
homerj 3 hours ago
(Or, for that matter, on their way making the movie "Terminator" real...)
homerj 3 hours ago
@cwhartman I would subscribe to that YouTube channel.
LocalStain pro an hour ago
@homerj For real.
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LocalStain

me_irl

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
When the pardons drop, counting on the harmed nations, and nationals, to bring charges...no specifics here. Rhymes with Pacific.
scotto

obv.

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snowbow

It me

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nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
for those curious, it was an “image of distinction” in the 2022 nikon small world competition:
https://www.nikonsmallworld.com/gallerie...
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
This is a war against armies so vast they dwarf our numbers. We lost this war, long ago. They do not need The Gulf, or The Straight, so cool!
backseatpilot

Stamps

A black and white image of several books of postage stamps.  A pair of tweezers is holding one of the stamps on the right side of the image.  There is a pair or glasses and a loupe in the image.
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A black and white image of several books of postage stamps. A pair of tweezers is holding one of the stamps on the right side of the image. There is a pair or glasses and a loupe in the image.
This is the latest is my slowly growing series on books and how we interact with them. The images are all staged to evoke the feeling of an "actor" having just stepped away, leaving the scene in progress as it were.

Some fun(?) facts: this is my childhood stamp collection. This is a scan of a darkroom print; the original image was taken on the Crown Graphic. I use the library's scanner to digitize my print work, and it will let you do some ridiculous things. It topped out at something like 4800 dpi which yielded a 1.3 GB file, bringing the computer to its knees. The edited digital image (mostly just to crop out the edges of the print and make it look like the analog print) is still a 50+ MB jpeg, which only Flickr seems capable of handling. So... Flickr is now part of my workflow, since once uploaded there, it will allow me to re-download the image in any number of smaller sizes.
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jessamyn pro 15 hours ago
They've got a half decent API too, if that's your style.
Lockjaw pro 40 minutes ago
Really nice! Saved to the Stamps shk.
jessamyn

Me and the mister

A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
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A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show.
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wjcstp pro 4 days ago
i love this
not_on_display pro 4 days ago
It's all in the eyebrows: 🤨
not_on_display pro 4 days ago
(Also, the classic box cover for MasterMind™ — https://boardgamegeek.com/image...)
Lockjaw pro 4 days ago
What's not to love? This is fantastic!
jpoulos pro 4 days ago
American Gothic (2026)
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Comfy folk, and ♡ your hair came back!
scruss pro 3 days ago
This is lovely. They better have brought their best talent
rogrtheshrubber pro 3 days ago
COME TO VERMONT poster right there
jer pro 3 days ago
This is superb and also I think I have that shirt you're wearing 😂
jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Y'all are one of my favorite couples.
spoetz 3 days ago
The muted hand gesture ("La mano a borsa") suggests the suppression of otherwise expressive Italian roots 🍝
ellieBOA 3 days ago
It’s a great picture of both of you!
m3moellering 3 days ago
I love the looks on your faces! Disdain? Disapproval? Dysurea? All goes to show that someone is at the same level of photographic skill as me.
katiefox pro Yesterday
@not_on_display +YES+
otaman pro 19 hours ago
@not_on_display HAHAHA
jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
@spoetz If only, I was just holding part of a cookie.

@0y3ahSansAcut3 It comes back, I cut it back, and on and on.
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gwint

Don't forget to call her

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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nikkuneko

the curious case of the office chickens

cropped phone pic: a tiny translucent plastic chicken, sitting on a window ledge, with daylight passing through it. behind it is a frosted glass window, and below, a dark wood panel
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cropped phone pic: a tiny translucent plastic chicken, sitting on a window ledge, with daylight passing through it. behind it is a frosted glass window, and below, a dark wood panel
it’s been hectic at work. i hate it. the only good thing about it lately has been finding these tiny (~1”) plastic chickens in random places at the office.

last week, i noticed one on a short fridge next to the office espresso machine. a day or so later, i saw a second on a random shelf on another floor. a day after that, a coworker happened to say “did you see the neon orange chicken in the drinks cooler?”.

he and i found three more the same day, and another coworker i mentioned the chickens to said she’d spotted another in the ladies bathroom on the floor above mine. no-one in office has owned up to it yet.

now there are at least seven of them around the office. i don’t know what person is doing it, but bless them for giving me the tiniest slice of whimsy to get me through the day
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artwells pro 2 days ago
I love this
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
That's a wonderful bit of delight
idogcow Yesterday
We found a small duck on a Disney Cruise once upon a time (apparently it's a thing)
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
This has been happening around our office for the last several months. Ducks, dinosaurs, monkeys. No one knows who started it but it’s inspired others to get in on the craze. For my part I found some hummingbirds, crows, and potted cacti in a novelty store and had a very fun couple of weeks sprinkling them around.
katiefox pro Yesterday
Whimsy is turning out to be crucial these days. Waterfowl-related whimsy is bonus.
cristin pro 11 hours ago
years ago I gifted a coworker with 25 rubber ducks after he emailed to 'all' - "I'm putting all my ducks in a row"

of course I put them in a row leading to his office
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csilverman

protective gear

A person wearing a ghost costume—a somewhat ragged white sheet with two eye holes—stands in an empty purple space. Around their neck, they are wearing an orange sign that says "off-line" in white letters. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person wearing a ghost costume—a somewhat ragged white sheet with two eye holes—stands in an empty purple space. Around their neck, they are wearing an orange sign that says "off-line" in white letters. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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dogwelder

Did he ring twice?

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joost 22 hours ago
Title++
idogcow 3 hours ago
Letters only, no package today
dphiffer

How to have a good life

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
source: https://mastodon.social/@falsekn...
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artwells

What I saw

Folded notepad paper with handwritten "My wheelchair is" "no charge on it. I" "they can help me" "night. Can you please" "Upstairs when they"
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joffaboy

No effect on atheists

Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
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Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
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patd 3 days ago
A reading from the first Book of Palladium to the Rhodiums.
O_C

'Confessions of an Infomaniac' by Elizabeth M. Ferrarini

Cover art for a 1984 novel, 'Confessions of an Infomaniac' by Elizabeth M. Ferrarini. A woman sits at a computer, raising a wine glass to toast with a man appearing on her computer screen.
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Cover art for a 1984 novel, 'Confessions of an Infomaniac' by Elizabeth M. Ferrarini. A woman sits at a computer, raising a wine glass to toast with a man appearing on her computer screen.
source: https://scavengedluxury.tumblr.com/post...

"A young woman becomes involved in the world of computers and decides to use a computerized information service to meet men"
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minimumsafedistance 20 hours ago
SNEAKERS starring Robert Redford.

"My voice is my passport".
BennyTheIcepick pro 14 hours ago
@minimumsafedistance
I was thinking of that movie - and that line specifically - just this morning.
WikiAdam 4 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @minimumsafedistance Watched it again recently. Very fun, so silly. Ben Kingsley's accent is next-level terrible.
niicholas

the reminder

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my photo, June 2022, Broadway Market, London
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
not even any mums in that planter
m3moellering

It's Mother's Day in the US

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And while many would argue that this is a fake, made-up holiday just to sell cards, I would counter that we are so removed from our roots as social creatures who lived in tight, close knit communities and desperately feel the need for connection.
Here's to you being able, if willing, to make that connection today.
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minimumsafedistance 20 hours ago
every holiday is fake and made up.

At least this one was made up by a woman from Grafton West Virginia in order to connect sons of the TRUE AND RIGHT UNION OF AMERICA! with their estranged mothers during the great conflict to destroy the racist! charlatan! losers! johnny reb and the corrupt, slave trading system he defends.
thelonius 5 hours ago
We had a nice day, although I don't think Mom remembers that she is my mother.

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