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jessamyn

local friend had a "my house is turning 200" party and the snack table was off the chain

an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
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an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
An older friend of mine had a big party nominally about her house's bicentennial but really just to hang out and eat indecent amounts of snacks. I showed up two hours into a three hour party and this was "all" that was left. 😂 House is in the background, it's a nice house. This lady calls me whenever she needs to update her email signature file.
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samh pro 10 hours ago
Oh you Eaterners! I brag about my 150 year old house out here in the Rockies but 200... for America, dang! That's purdy old.
ckoerner 9 hours ago
I am loving the sense of community in this pic.
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Oh, I'll have the whole little orange topped cake! Wonderous!
wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
I had a party like that when my house turned 100, but the snack table wasn’t nearly that long
Robotron_smith 8 hours ago
200!
Our building turns 100 this year and we’re having a party, and we are all excited about that!
Our spread is not gonna look that fabulous though, like wjcstp said.
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
Everything tastes better with a little age. 🖤
Argie pro 4 hours ago
@wjcstp well, when you have the 200th party you can double the table length accordingly 😏
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cristin

not The Onion

Financial Times headline: How should investors position for the robot apocalypse?

subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
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Financial Times headline: How should investors position for the robot apocalypse?

subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
are they daft?

source: https://www.ft.com/content...
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scruss pro 16 hours ago
something something but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
I think it’d be great if they positioned themselves on a convenient 27th story ledge.
dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
Bent over, pants down, cheeks spread.
mcmjolnir pro 14 hours ago
Buy logical paradoxes, fools!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 13 hours ago
The fun part is even a best-outcome post-scarcity AI revolution would still be an apocalypse for financial markets.
WikiAdam 12 hours ago
@MackReed +++++
foist pro 12 hours ago
That's one hell of a lede tho ...
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Just let the Boston Robotics dogs do their job. Any position will do.
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🏆
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LocalStain

 

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semillama

Gogol Bordello

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Last night at The Bluestone in Columbus
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Robotron_smith 8 hours ago
OK, next time you’re gonna see a show there hit me up - I live like four blocks from there. We can at least catch a drink or something.:)
y95 7 hours ago
always a good time
LocalStain pro 7 hours ago
Nice.
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
YEEESSSS.
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ba

Not quite a peck…

A 1-qt mason jar filled with several different shades of small peppers and brine.
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A 1-qt mason jar filled with several different shades of small peppers and brine.
…but I did pickle a big jar of shishito peppers the other day, and they’re quite tasty.
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ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
I've never been able to keep shishito peppers around for long enough to let them turn red.
ba pro 14 hours ago
@ardgedee they came that way in my csa box this week.
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
@ba I envy
y95

Barchaeologist

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Ava with one of the abandoned beach toys I bring home.
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kokogiak 6 hours ago
Title
backseatpilot

It's been a time

A tan dog laying on a red upholstered chair next to a woman in a T-shirt and shorts. The dog is intently looking at the camera.
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A tan dog laying on a red upholstered chair next to a woman in a T-shirt and shorts. The dog is intently looking at the camera.
I post this mostly to scream into the void. Our dear dog, Pippa, was diagnosed with a tumor on her spleen several weeks ago. This is basically a death sentence, but we were very lucky to find out about it before it burst. We were given the opportunity to give her a peaceful goodbye on Saturday, the 5th.

On the 3rd, I got a call from my mother that my dad was in the emergency room. The cancer he has been fighting for 18 months had started affecting his lungs and he was having trouble breathing. They decided to put him on hospice, and he returned home on the 4th with a pile of morphine.

We said goodbye to our dog and then packed up to drive down to our parents the next day. There is still dog fur all over the apartment. My father has rapidly declined, from needing a little help to move between the living room and the bed to now being barely there. I'll spare all the gory details in between.

We're looking at hours to days left for him, but my wife and I have decided we need to go home after two weeks with little sleep and acting as the primary support for my mother. Other family is arriving tomorrow. We're expecting to return in a few days, but we need to swap clothes and grab some essentials we forgot in our haste.

It's been a time
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samh pro 2 days ago
I'll give my pups a few extra scratches behind the ears tomorrow. And I'll call my folks this weekend.
wombatman70 2 days ago
Love to you and yours. Loads of long distance hugs from internet friends. Sorry that you’re going through it. ❤️
wmo pro 2 days ago
yeah i took my dog to the foot of the Rainbow Bridge before a two week stay seeing my father to his.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
poorusher 2 days ago
🖤🖤🖤
joost 2 days ago
Ach. At moments like this you need all the fortitude you can muster.
Taking care of dying loved ones is such a labour of love...
billturner pro Yesterday
~~~~~~~~~
robritz Yesterday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<3
dphiffer pro Yesterday
💜💜💜
LocalStain pro Yesterday
💗💓💗
m3moellering Yesterday
Much love and comfort for you and yours from this Internet friend.
BMK Yesterday
That's a lot in a very short frame of time. Remember to take care of yourselves through this as well.
snarkout pro Yesterday
<3
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Hugs, friend 💙
jaymayday Yesterday
two terrible heartbreaks, my condolences :(
Sailormom pro Yesterday
❤️
MackReed pro Yesterday
Aw.
me3dia pro Yesterday
We had to say goodbye to one of our cats yesterday, so I feel you. My deepest sympathies.
scruss pro 16 hours ago
Och, I'm sorry
fins 3 hours ago
💙
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joffaboy

Never

Key safe in buttplug
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Key safe in buttplug
Via Bluesky
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m3moellering 22 hours ago
K-mart? Really?
B6FA798A3449 pro 21 hours ago
"Do you hear, like, a jingling?"
Davezilla pro 20 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 +++
ardgedee pro 20 hours ago
People gotta quit it with this AI slop
B6FA798A3449 pro 19 hours ago
What @ardgedee said (was unable to resist jingling remark, that is on me)
spoetz 16 hours ago
Not merely AI slop, but completely unrealistic for storing 2-factor authentication keyfobs, as the metal case would prevent BlueTooth & NFC penetration
tonyb pro 14 hours ago
"I've air-gapped myself..."
vosechu pro 10 hours ago
@spoetz I dunno, I feel like this could do okay at nfc penetration.
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ba

No thank you

Photo of two abutting signs with the same color and background, so they appear to be a single sign. Read separately they say "GREEK YOGURT" and NATHAN'S FOOT LONG HOT DOGS". Read as a single sign, it appears to read "GREEK NATHAN'S FOOT LONG YOGURT HOT DOGS"
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Photo of two abutting signs with the same color and background, so they appear to be a single sign. Read separately they say "GREEK YOGURT" and NATHAN'S FOOT LONG HOT DOGS". Read as a single sign, it appears to read "GREEK NATHAN'S FOOT LONG YOGURT HOT DOGS"
source: FaceBizzle
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spoetz 16 hours ago
A penny for your yogurthots
Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
@spoetz +++
B6FA798A3449 pro 15 hours ago
No coming back from Greek Nathan
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 13 hours ago
I trust in Greek Nathan
y95 7 hours ago
but what if the bun was cake?
y95 7 hours ago
and the condiments were fruit?
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kokogiak

A Visitor

Two photos of a wild rabbit in a garage workshop, one closer than the other.
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Two photos of a wild rabbit in a garage workshop, one closer than the other.
I was tinkering around this afternoon in my garage workshop — nice music playing, fiddling with some electronics - when I saw a small shape moving in my peripheral vision. My first thought was 'Oh no, one of the cats got out', but then I turned and saw that our resident yard bunny had dropped in for a visit. He seemed to be just curious about the space, and me. He hopped all around the garage, sniffing everything for about 5 minutes, gave me one last look-over, then high-tailed it back into the yard.
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MackReed

whip of the week

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IYKYK

And yes, that IS a Reliant Robin.

source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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BMK 21 hours ago
F.A.B.!!
1f2frfbf pro 21 hours ago
I missed the car zooming in on the Greeves... I have my blind spots.
csilverman

where the buses don't run

A tiny, cylindrical house with a conical roof sits on top of a very narrow, tall, rocky pinnacle. On the left side of the pinnacle, a narrow stairway cut into the rock leads down. The house has an arched door on that side, and a round window on the other. A poll sticks out from beneath the window, giving it the appearance of a birdhouse. The left side of the house and mountain are lit blue, while the right side has a crimson tinge to it. The mountain stands against a yellowish sky. In the distance is dimly visible the greenish silhouette of another similar mountain. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A tiny, cylindrical house with a conical roof sits on top of a very narrow, tall, rocky pinnacle. On the left side of the pinnacle, a narrow stairway cut into the rock leads down. The house has an arched door on that side, and a round window on the other. A poll sticks out from beneath the window, giving it the appearance of a birdhouse. The left side of the house and mountain are lit blue, while the right side has a crimson tinge to it. The mountain stands against a yellowish sky. In the distance is dimly visible the greenish silhouette of another similar mountain. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Argie

"In The Trees"

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Tidying up a few weeks ago I rediscovered a box of toy soldiers I'd stored away, so I started having some fun with the camera again. Early days but I would like to get better at these shots.

Anyone walking by and sees a sixty year old bloke playing with his toy soldiers in the yard is welcome to join me

More shots here https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
An artist I know, took the crawling toy soldiers, and made them into necklace charms.
Argie pro 20 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I recall someone used to melt/mould them into huge bowls, soldiers features still visible post melt, and sell for heaps
Argie pro 20 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 instructions on how to... https://www.mikepinder.co.uk/2014...
me3dia

not once

'YOU WOULDN'T OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN'
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'YOU WOULDN'T OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN'
source: fyneqock
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Years later your “source” variations still crack me up
artwells

Fort Apache, The Scrod

Paul Newman in a kitchen with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod"
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Paul Newman in a kitchen with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod"
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snarkout pro Yesterday
"Say, cabbie, where can a fella get scrod in this town?"
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
He managed to sauce a number of scrods in his day
Davezilla pro 20 hours ago
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
idogcow 19 hours ago
Cod, Scrod, or Kabob. Nobody rides for free!
ba pro 19 hours ago
The title of the adagio movement of my next song cycle...
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 13 hours ago
Who up saucing they scrod
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snarkout

Can you dig it?

Screenshot from Apple's `fm` local chatbot.

> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.

> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Garfield.

Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):

* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
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Screenshot from Apple's `fm` local chatbot.

> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.

> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Garfield.

Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):

* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
source: my laptop

From the company that brought us Siri setting timers.
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dad Yesterday
I laugh because setting timers is the only thing I do with Siri.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Hush yo mouth.
royce002 Yesterday
In Russia, Siri Shafts you!
idogcow Yesterday
Damn wrong
bitslayer Yesterday
jus talkin bout shaft
m3moellering Yesterday
@MackReed ++
joshmillard pro Yesterday
@bitslayer just promptin' bout, surely
mare pro 9 hours ago
AMTTL of people who also only uses Siri for Timers.
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bocaj

2nd breakfast (with cloudy Mt Fuji in background)

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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Good gawd! Get in mah belly!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Whutz the brown stuff? Is it chocolate mousse, or sweet bean pudding?
bocaj Yesterday
It's a chocolat mont blanc. Chocolate pastry bottom with vanilla and chocolate mousse.

AMAZING after an hour of climbing/getting lost
nikkuneko

work vibes, 9-17-26

diptych of photos: a tiny green plastic duck sits atop a picture frame (left) and a tiny blue duck sit on a counter (right)
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diptych of photos: a tiny green plastic duck sits atop a picture frame (left) and a tiny blue duck sit on a counter (right)
hello from the last two li’l guys i left around the office

wrote a long ramble, decided to spare y’all for today. maybe the whole spiel another time.

long-short, today gave me two sharp reminders why i need to move on from my job (yet another sudden teammate layoff, followed by witnessing yet another excruciating bullying by the CEO in a meeting)

y’all got any vibes, job-hunting tips, or just general encouragement to get my ass on the moving-on-with-your-life express, put ‘em here

thanks for always listening and supporting.
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I don’t have any magic job hunting tips, but good vibes for finding escape velocity and a better direction
jordanbrock pro 2 days ago
Mondrian ducks
wmo pro 2 days ago
do wutchu love
bocaj 2 days ago
I would recommend hiringcafe.com over Indeed/LinkedIn. The site scrapes tons of sites and provides a direct (or as direct as possible) link to submit application.

My other thought is to act now. Working in that type of environment is emotionally draining, and (at least this is true for me) being so drained makes it hard to act. Besides, think of searching/applying as an F U to the bully.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Fingers crossed, Nik.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
I agree that you should act now. I worked at a place with a chaotic owner/CEO and knew I needed to leave for months and eventually wound up rage quitting with nothing secured and it sucked having to find work while my bank account was quickly draining and the future was uncertain.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Start with work that aligns with your values and may fill your cup rather than drain it. Tough in this world, but worth a shot.

Send resumes and/or letters to orgs that you would like to work for, even if they don't have roles posted.

Take breaks when the search feels draining. Don't let the bastards grind you down.
vosechu pro 10 hours ago
There are so many great places out there. All the companies suck, but there are places where the ceo is sufficiently distant that the problems they cause are overridden by the teammates you work with.

I hope you find somewhere great!
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joffaboy

Still Curious after 5000 Sols

Merged photos from Martian roverb left half of image has a yellow sky right half has blue sky
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Merged photos from Martian roverb left half of image has a yellow sky right half has blue sky
To celebrate Curiosity's 5,000th Martian day, the team put together this postcard. It features two panoramic views: blue for morning shots and yellow for dusk scenes.

https://www.threads.com/share...
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tamrow pro Yesterday
Timothy looked at the deep ocean sky, trying to see Earth and the war and the ruined cities and the men killing each other since the day he was born. But he saw nothing. The war was as removed and far off as two flies battling to the death in the arch of a great high and silent cathedral. And just as senseless...
What are you looking at so hard, Dad?
I was looking for Earthian logic, common sense, good government, peace, and responsibility.
All that up there?
No. I didn't find it. It's not there any more. Maybe it'll never be there again. Maybe we fooled ourselves that it was ever there.
Ray Bradbury ~ The Martian Chronicles
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
@tamrow +++
Argie pro Yesterday
link to images for those not on threads
https://science.nasa.gov/photojou...
dad 18 hours ago
Hard to believe there isn't a Dollar General there yet.
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snarkout

Happy Batman Day

Cover of Batman no. 11, showing (against a background of a number of playing cards) Batman socking Joker right in the face while Robin watches.
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Cover of Batman no. 11, showing (against a background of a number of playing cards) Batman socking Joker right in the face while Robin watches.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Cover to Batman no. 11 (1942) by Fred Ray & Jerry Robinson.
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foist

The evil genie Saleem Bagazi.

Backglass of the Arabian nights pinball machine with the character Tobias from arrested development after he "blued himself" overlaid on a blue genie.
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Backglass of the Arabian nights pinball machine with the character Tobias from arrested development after he "blued himself" overlaid on a blue genie.
One of the better pinball mods lately.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Scheherazade with eighties hair!
mcmjolnir pro 7 hours ago
ANUSTART
markhurst

New 3-panel meme format

Elizabeth Holmes: We've added an opt-out feature.
Nathan Fielder: What about an opt-in instead?
Holmes: But we already have an opt-out.
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Elizabeth Holmes: We've added an opt-out feature.
Nathan Fielder: What about an opt-in instead?
Holmes: But we already have an opt-out.
Someone on LinkedIn said they got this from the Mozilla Foundation.
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snowbow

🌼

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Some flowers I saw on a walk yesterday
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waldopepper pro 2 days ago
Stunning!
JonGerlach pro 2 days ago
I can’t get enough of this! Wish it was a painting!
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
I love this.
gormat Yesterday
Slava Ukraini!
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artwells

cher if you agree

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cher in a sparkling costume descending to a stage
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colintheriot

4 more portraits of bad opinion tweeters

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A rare lady alone in the car being the number one cool guy.
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roonie pro 11 hours ago
These are really awful.
Well done!
jzw

Peter Max's USIA poster

Colorful and geometric Peter Max depicting male and female profiles facing one another and a running figure with a bird perched on their finger passing from the female to the male over a band of terrain in front of a hemisphere.
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Colorful and geometric Peter Max depicting male and female profiles facing one another and a running figure with a bird perched on their finger passing from the female to the male over a band of terrain in front of a hemisphere.
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poorusher

wakka-wakka-wakka

Concrete street bollards painted to look like the colorful ghosts (Blinky, Inky, and Clyde) from the classic arcade game Pac-Man
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Concrete street bollards painted to look like the colorful ghosts (Blinky, Inky, and Clyde) from the classic arcade game Pac-Man
https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...
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O_C

SEA POWER

"US Navy 35mm presentation slides," slide 1 of 20

A photograph of the ocean, superimposed text reads:

"SEA POWER

the Sum of a Nation's Capabilities
to Implement its Interests in
...THE OCEAN"
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"US Navy 35mm presentation slides," slide 1 of 20

A photograph of the ocean, superimposed text reads:

"SEA POWER

the Sum of a Nation's Capabilities
to Implement its Interests in
...THE OCEAN"
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idogcow 20 hours ago
Sandy Frank!
BennyTheIcepick pro 12 hours ago
Their soundtrack to Disco Elysium was pretty solid
corbie 12 hours ago
we need Desert Power
roonie pro 11 hours ago
The Problem is, Everything has to be a Power!
Implement its interest.
Win.
Be on top.

not, be nice
get along
share the proceeds
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MackReed

whip of the week

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spingo pro 3 days ago
meep meep
jaymayday 3 days ago
dream truck
roonie pro 3 days ago
A short week.
jive_t pro 3 days ago
penny racer
dapete 3 days ago
EV?
bezt pro 2 days ago
@dapete It’s a shortened VW Type 2, so probably just the usual air cooled flat-four.
bezt pro 2 days ago
@bezt I _think_ there’s enough space at the back.
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
Posted in response https://mltshp.com/p/1RW4G
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snowbow

Real talk

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