Two gray and white tabby cats curled up and cuddling.

A dark, rocky place. Everything is gray. A post is planted on a rocky hill. Sticking out of the right side of the post is a long branch, on which is sitting a figure wearing a dark, shiny, full-body suit. Where the figure's face would be is a glowing green faceplate casting a beam of greenish light. The figure has three green buttons on its chest. In the background is the dim outline of another rocky ridge. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

My hand holds an open can of the fruited sour named Flamingo Road from Bearded Iris Brewing, above a smoking barbecue grill full of bratwurst and hamburger patties

vintage Benson & Hedges ad featuring a couple bumping butts

The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.

a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose

two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.

A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky

Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.

screenshot of youtube essayist dan olson (caucasian, balding male with beard and black frame glasses, wearing a blue long-sleeve jersey that reads "00 folding ideas") grimaces as the camera as a list of "titles" scroll down the screen. the titles include
"rubik's cube savant"
"street smart"
"media mogul"
"AI prodigy"
"top 1% board gamer"
"guinness world record gamer"
"stay at home dad"
"sweepstakes champion"
"billion dollar problem solver"
"young investor"

A terracotta figure of a bearded, pointy-eared naked character with a tail. He holds a bread roll (?) and ball. Could be wrong about the bread roll..

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)

Vertical panorama of a verdant valley floor surrounded by dark limestone ridges fringed with greenery. A canal snakes through the valley. The photographer’s face is seen at the top framed by his glasses and peaked beige cap, and his feet and legs are at the bottom of the photo.

cover art for Gary Gygax's 'Master of the Game' featuring an illustration of a knight and his dragon-horse

vintage crt monitor with the message "ALL SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL READY FOR SIMULATION"

gandalf at a mixing table with frodo behind him

closeup of a pasty-assed nerd motherfucker in glasses, clutching an enamel pipe in his mouth, which has the word "holland" painted on the side. he is wearing a handmade stocking cap with viking horns