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drurystephanie

Obligatory Cannon Beach selfie

Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
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Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
Showing the shirt I made new sights like it's Flat Stanley.
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
Nearly drowned right there on family vacation ca age of 9.

Otherwise great vacation.
drurystephanie 7 hours ago
@mcmjolnir ahh glad the undertoad didn't get ya
robotmachine

 

Meme of Inspector Gadget. 

Text reads “ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget. What are you even inspecting? Mind your business.”
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Meme of Inspector Gadget.

Text reads “ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget. What are you even inspecting? Mind your business.”
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drurystephanie

wtf would jesus do?

Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!

https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
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spingo pro 2 days ago
Excellent.
samh pro Yesterday
I regularly ask myself this very question.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
drurystephanie Yesterday
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
drurystephanie Yesterday
@samh I wish more people would
drurystephanie Yesterday
@spingo much appreciated!
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joffaboy

Coolness may not age well

Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
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Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
https://bsky.app/profile...

TIL what 'JUULING' is..
14 hours ago
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MackReed pro 13 hours ago
The half pipe is a winning bit of visualization.
ang pro 12 hours ago
Independent of your age, patty cake coolness is transitive if your patty cake partner is 8.
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
Your peers grunting in agreement as you rant about the kids these days is not the same thing as them thinking you're cool.

And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
dogwelder pro 9 hours ago
I just had my 60th birthday. Looks like it was a good thing that I didn’t celebrate.
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scruss

near letter quality

image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
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image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
You'd probably forgotten about "Near Letter Quality" printing. How you could make your 9-pin printer even slower to eke out a little less dottiness on the page. Well, I haven't forgotten ...

Full font set coming soon.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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joffaboy

Passing..

2 images, of people looking out car windows

people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality

people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
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2 images, of people looking out car windows

people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality

people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
https://birdbutt.com/@colinst...
23 hours ago
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MackReed pro 21 hours ago
Too real.
travis

R🟠C

a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
via: https://www.instagram.com/p...
src: https://www.threads.com/@jeannie...
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Next time, Gadget.
poorusher Yesterday
Sun Ra Arkestra
m3moellering Yesterday
I love that view and that building. It always reminds me that we are capable of so much more.
ang pro Yesterday
Lebowski vibes intensify.
travis pro Yesterday
@m3moellering there are some parts of this city that are still great
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound ★
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MackReed

july

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Summer evening on the back deck. I love the neighbor’s cedar with a white-hot passion, particularly when the clouds get all Maxfield Parrish ‘n’ shit.

The wind isn’t blowing. The tree just grew that way. 🖤
19 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
Witches in flight
robritz

The Horrorgon Trail

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samh pro Yesterday
I don't have proof but I'm nearly certain I ate lettuce two weeks ago and it has been a battle since.
LocalStain

Not all heroes wear capes.

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https://www.masslive.com/westernm...
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tom

ice, for men

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source: https://bsky.app/profile...
15 hours ago
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LocalStain

👇🏼

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travis pro Yesterday
grave dancing is fun and healthy!
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Is it speaking ill of the dead if you're just listing all the things he did when he was alive?
Argie pro 20 hours ago
saving this one for the "big day"
Davezilla

48 hours ago, I had a world without Jimothy

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And now I am obsessed with him and want 24/7 coverage of him.
18 hours ago
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robritz 18 hours ago
Jimothy and Neil the Seal would make an amazing pres/vice pres combo, in any order.
Davezilla pro 18 hours ago
@robritz Facts.
nikkuneko pro 17 hours ago
a true king
1f2frfbf pro 16 hours ago
@robritz Together, they fight crime.
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
Saved to /Seattle because he’s OUR LITTLE MUTANT!
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joffaboy

Jeanne Seberg, 1960

B&W portrait of Jeanne Seberg
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B&W portrait of Jeanne Seberg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs...
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Argie pro 20 hours ago
saved to the Old Hollywood shk
https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
MackReed

O O

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video loop: A roundheaded, bald muppet in a pale blue lab coat (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) repeatedly lifts his glasses revealing his nonexistent eyes to examine something in the foreground
source: https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Interesting fact I learned last week:
Robert Bunsen, for whom the burner and this muppet is named, lost an eye in a lab explosion.

Brings new meaning to this character being eyeless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
MackReed pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick O X
tweedlydo

that horse is gonna look so cool with two amish guys rowing her around

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18 hours ago
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m3moellering

Rosa is my favourite troll.

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I got to spend almost no time in the museum because I was on dog-sitting duty.

https://www.wildcenter.org/
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KMAlexander pro 18 hours ago
I'm partial to Oscar: https://vashon-maury.com/vashon-t...
m3moellering 15 hours ago
@KMAlexander ❤️❤️
mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
Jakob Two Trees is my man
MackReed

⚪️

Painting of a girl in a blue veil looking back over her shoulder, dwarfed by an enormous pearl
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Painting of a girl in a blue veil looking back over her shoulder, dwarfed by an enormous pearl
source: https://mastodon.social/@cmconse...
Yesterday
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aquaphase pro Yesterday
The Pearl with the Girl Earring.
idogcow Yesterday
That's no moon!
poorusher

Castor

Instax photograph shown side on of a large castor wheel.
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Instax photograph shown side on of a large castor wheel.
Yesterday
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m3moellering 22 hours ago
I wonder how they get the oil out…
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Is this one of those gum arabic, and architect blue prints?
poorusher 20 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3

Nope, just instax
https://instax.co.uk/cameras...

But using a slightly beefier camera than the one un the link.
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
So pretty
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MackReed

master hongli

Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood.  door.
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Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood. door.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
3 days ago
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wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I like this a lot
bezt pro 2 days ago
🤖
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Brilliant/Beautiful!
artwells

when marketing writes the spec

stop motion character saying "I deal in magic and moonbeams and pretty, pretty colors"
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stop motion character saying "I deal in magic and moonbeams and pretty, pretty colors"
19 hours ago
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snarkout pro 18 hours ago
Thanks, Conan O'Brien!
m3moellering 15 hours ago
@snarkout +++
joffaboy pro 14 hours ago
Danny Kaye?
cristin pro 8 hours ago
@joffaboy yes, Danny Kaye.
cristin pro 8 hours ago
pretty sure it is the 'peter cottontail' easter holiday special from Rankin/Bass
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y95

Lately?

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m3moellering 15 hours ago
Well, evidently, lots of people have courtesy of Taylor Farms!
jxyzn pro 14 hours ago
Nepooo, baby.
idogcow 14 hours ago
@m3moellering 😂😳
dreyfusslugado 12 hours ago
right up there with L8 4 ANL
ufez pro 9 hours ago
OU81💩
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
Ran out of space for POTOOOOOOOO
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crazyunclejoe

META - WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING

Meta Glasses bus ad featuring Kylie Jenner, modified to show a They Live style image from specific angles.
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Meta Glasses bus ad featuring Kylie Jenner, modified to show a They Live style image from specific angles.
London-based activist group Everyone Hates Elon pulled off this intervention on a bus-stop ad for Meta’s new pervert^H^H^H^H^H^H^H smart glasses created in partnership with celebrity Kylie Jenner.

SOURCE: https://manualdousuario.net/en...
2 days ago
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bocaj 2 days ago
https://www.eff.org/deeplink...
snarkout pro 2 days ago
The old cynicism is gone. We have faith in our leaders. We're optimistic as to what becomes of it all. It really boils down to our ability to accept. We don't need pessimism. There are no limits.
spingo pro 2 days ago
(applause)
poorusher 2 days ago
So insidious. There is at least some movement to get them banned from particular spaces at least.
idogcow Yesterday
I've heard there's already an app that will alert you if anyone near you is wearing meta glasses
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Argie

The Colours of Helvetia

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These stamps from Switzerland I just received ❤️

For the info:
Graphic designer Felix Pfäffli intentionally captured moods: the main colour is supplemented by two to three shades so that each stamp conveys an atmosphere, light and memory.

A particular challenge was the small format: every shade had to cover just a few square centimetres and every colour gradient had to have an impact. Each stamp is printed in a special colour, followed by further gradients using the CMYK process – a small masterpiece of technical precision.

For Pfäffli, the set is also a piece of personal memory: his love of stamps began with his grandfather, who showed him how to collect and sort them. Today, he combines tradition, technology and creativity in his work. And with the shades of Swiss colour, he not only creates a printed product, but a miniature full of stories that you can feel at first glance.
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wombatman70

Iceland’s got cheezy blasterz

A can of Icelandic sugar-free orange soda and a cinnamon roll sit on the table behind my hand holding a carton of Koko mjolk, which is an Icelandic chocolate milk, and which features an anthropomorphic cartoon cat playing basketball.
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A can of Icelandic sugar-free orange soda and a cinnamon roll sit on the table behind my hand holding a carton of Koko mjolk, which is an Icelandic chocolate milk, and which features an anthropomorphic cartoon cat playing basketball.
Especially when here with the kiddo, Koko mjolk is a must, and the mascot is still goin strong and resembling the cheezy blasterz cat from 30 Rock.
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m3moellering 22 hours ago
And it’s lactose free!!!
wombatman70 22 hours ago
@m3moellering and reduced sugar!
BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
Meatcat!
wombatman70 45 minutes ago
@BennyTheIcepick “hann er með klisjukenndar blasters!”
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snarkout

#FFU

Three video stills: two Mexico supporters in jerseys, a man and a woman, are standing next to a very fit, shirtless young England supporter wearing face paint. In the first two stills, the female Mexico fan is checking him out, biting her lip as she looks at his muscular torso. In the third, the male Mexico fan is giving her an offended look, while the England fan looks over, confused.
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Three video stills: two Mexico supporters in jerseys, a man and a woman, are standing next to a very fit, shirtless young England supporter wearing face paint. In the first two stills, the female Mexico fan is checking him out, biting her lip as she looks at his muscular torso. In the third, the male Mexico fan is giving her an offended look, while the England fan looks over, confused.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

With England's loss yesterday, this moment from the Mexico-England game is going to be their 2026 World Cup high point.
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neuracnu pro 2 days ago
Folks are questioning the providence of this. 1) Mexico and England only played once this tournament, and the score was 1-3 at 68:23. 2) The clock never moves. 3) All the cartoon hair.
misslivie 2 days ago
yeah the paleness right in the center of the image around the checker-outer has my not-real-alarm beeping
snarkout pro 2 days ago
@neuracnu @misslivie gdi, did I get got?
fisherdah 2 days ago
This is reacting to a series of videos where men look at women and get slapped by their partners. All at World Cup matches. All fake.
vosechu pro 12 hours ago
It’s weird that we find this funny and quaint. Men do it constantly and it’s repulsive. Maybe that’s the point?
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heyitsal

Vacation: Regal Moth

Photo of a Regal Moth
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Photo of a Regal Moth
I went to hang out in the Tennessee Smokey Mountains last week. We went on a great waterfall hike and this little guy came over to say hi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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m3moellering 2 days ago
Gorgeous!
poorusher 2 days ago
WHO IS SHE?
tom

mood

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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Golf courses, and country clubs everywhere.
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Don't forget the data centers.
idogcow 2 days ago
in San Jose, "the mysterious fire set by the homeless" is how we solve the problem of Historic Buildings that're in the way of new development
MackReed

grifter-in-chief heads into the midterms

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film loop: a man in a rubber Ronald Reagan mask turns to the camera saying, “ROCK AND ROLL!”
My wife and I commiserated with each other on this topic over coffee this morning: flipping both House and Senate won’t be enough to end the nonstop lies and crimes of this administration.

Impeachment upheld by the Supreme Court won’t be enough to dislodge this blood-engorged tick from the body politic. The dictator will surround the White House with his private army of ICE goons and beg the people to defy his authority.

Miller/Goebbels has already begun chumming the waters with his “radical-left extremist terrorism” horseshit as the pretext for doing whatever the fascist regime requires.

I won’t say we are fucked, but it’ll take more than the midterms to save our beautiful, horribly infuriating, beloved country from the criminals we put in charge.

Vote. Get everyone you can out to vote. It starts there.
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gwint

I Am Trying to Break Your Lungs

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This is funny, but also, fucking hell, the air is bad here* thanks to those Canadian wildfires.

*here being a good portion of the Midwest and Northeast United States.
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me3dia pro 2 days ago
It's not quite beige right now (although it was when Canada burned in 2023), but the AQI in my north side neighborhood is currently 262. So not. great.
homerj 2 days ago
Spouse is in Duluth. The AQI pegged out at 500 today.
robotmachine pro 2 days ago
“I
Am trying
To break your heart”

– the wildfires, probably
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Kiddo is in Boston. She says the air is orange.
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Mpls was at 500 this morning. The path of I-94 was smoky all the way north earlier.
WikiAdam 2 days ago
Beyond parody: https://bsky.app/profile...
octaneTom pro 2 days ago
We’re at 500 up in northern MI.
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Presently visiting Cleveland and it’s fucking awful. Even in the wildfire plagued southwest I can only think of one time it was as bad as this. My flight home might be delayed as a result.

Also, amazing title.
dad Yesterday
It’s hot in the poor places tonight
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