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MackReed

the future we got

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Titled as found: https://hachyderm.io/@twodare...
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fnerg pro 14 hours ago
*Angry like*
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
So, like, is Mrs. Jetson just kicking back and eating bon bons?
rogrtheshrubber pro 21 minutes ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 She's hidden away with all the other handmaidens
snowbow

Pet portrait

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My cousin commissioned me to make a portrait of her friend’s pup that died recently. 😔 this was done using gouache and water soluble pastels.
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misslivie

The Muppet Movie (1979)

a screenshot of text that says "Let us make your pet frog a movie star!" with frog emoji's on each side of the sentence.
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a screenshot of text that says "Let us make your pet frog a movie star!" with frog emoji's on each side of the sentence.
as seen in local listserv
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m3moellering

A55

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They knew what they were about.
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shitleopard 2 hours ago
I LIKE BIG BULBS AND I CANNOT LIE
wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
that's an a55load of fake trees
nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
"get out of frame, a35, you're ruining the joke!"
BennyTheIcepick pro 57 minutes ago
Lit that A55 up like a Christmas tree
heyitsal pro 38 minutes ago
cheesed: https://mltshp.com/p/1RS16
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dogwelder

Glad I found this before riding tomorrow.

Close up of a broken link on a bike chain.
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Close up of a broken link on a bike chain.
Luckily I had a spare quick link. Good excuse to take off the chain and give it a proper cleaning.
12 hours ago
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
<blinks twice> Oof! I’m glad you caught that!
urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
This is like in a prison break movie where the escapees are spotted by a guard and their plan starts to fall apart. That chain had it's freedom right there on front of it and you snatched it away.
jpoulos pro 2 hours ago
@urlnotfound he looked behind the poster!
cwhartman pro just now
I've broken a lot of bike chains, but can't recall that particular failure mode.
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waa

Notes of today's meeting #63

Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
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Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
Nothing special, it's a bit of a follow-up to the mural I recently posted, what with all the flowers and bees and such. This meeting was about the future course of a live talkshow here in town for which I do social media and marketing. No, it's not on radio on TV, just in front of a live audience. But it's nice.
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m3moellering 19 hours ago
Hopefully lots of kudos!
knutmo

40 years old today, now officially an oldtimer and road tax exempted

A Suzuki SJ-413 in a barn
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A Suzuki SJ-413 in a barn
22 hours ago
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Xedrik 20 hours ago
Looks to be in great shape!
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
good for another 40 years
ba pro 16 hours ago
cool garage!
samh pro 16 hours ago
Boss.
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jpoulos

Cat King

Two gray and white tabby cats asleep together on their favorite window sill. They are all jumbled together and it's hard to tell how many there are, where one starts and the other ends. They are wicked cute.
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Two gray and white tabby cats asleep together on their favorite window sill. They are all jumbled together and it's hard to tell how many there are, where one starts and the other ends. They are wicked cute.
Papi and Pedro getting their cuddle on.
19 hours ago
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joost 15 hours ago
Title++
tom

thems the rules

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waa

My first mural is done!

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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.

Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.

I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...

#painting #mural #insects
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wombatman70 3 days ago
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
m3moellering 3 days ago
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
roonie pro 3 days ago
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
niicholas 3 days ago
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
SO COOL
jer pro 3 days ago
Fabulous 🤩
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
bencmeissner pro 3 days ago
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
bubbalumpkis pro 3 days ago
It's so good - well done!
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
otaman pro 3 days ago
I love this!
Sailormom pro 3 days ago
This is great!
tweedlydo pro 3 days ago
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
billturner pro 3 days ago
It looks so, so good!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Wizard!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
tonyb pro 3 days ago
Gorgeous! <3
ArtVandelay 3 days ago
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
spingo pro 3 days ago
Fantastic!
fins 3 days ago
absolutely stunning! 💐
samh pro 3 days ago
Congratulations.
waa pro 3 days ago
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
zork 2 days ago
Amazing!
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
knutmo 2 days ago
[this is good]
waldopepper pro 2 days ago
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
mare pro 2 days ago
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
dphiffer pro Yesterday
<3 so good!
Montgomery pro 15 hours ago
Wowowow!
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MackReed

sea dog

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he *loves* kayaking.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Imagine the smells!
mcmjolnir pro 15 hours ago
This is perfect!
scotto

do it

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heyitsal pro 37 minutes ago
cheesed: https://mltshp.com/p/1RS16
csilverman

looks better from here

A person walks in a dark, maroon space, their upper body completely encompassed by a glassy reddish blob. The blob has an iridescent surface with tinges of green and blue, and reflects bright golden light from somewhere. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person walks in a dark, maroon space, their upper body completely encompassed by a glassy reddish blob. The blob has an iridescent surface with tinges of green and blue, and reflects bright golden light from somewhere. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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snowbow

Salading it up

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I’ve made been making salads left right and centre these days. All but watermelon one from: https://www.indigo.ca/products...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
May I recommend my all time favorite salad? I make it probably once a week during cherry season.

Tip: make only 75% of the dressing
https://cookieandkate.com/cherry-c...
gwint

Speak Up

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Isabel Emrich
2018
https://www.isabelemrich.com/
via https://bsky.app/profile...
2 days ago
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niicholas

the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles

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MackReed

sitrep

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/hot-pain...
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LocalStain

me_irl

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Lockjaw pro 22 hours ago
And I suggest you let that one marinate.
heyitsal

New logo just dropped

New logo from the Band Porch Pickers
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New logo from the Band Porch Pickers
I just completed this new logo design for my friend's bluegrass band :)
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artwells

Norway was scary

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Dolly Parton saying something
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snarkout pro 15 hours ago
Senegal's men's team agrees.
MackReed pro 14 hours ago
Nooo, it’s cuisine hair!
dogwelder pro 14 hours ago
Oooh! Wolf sear!
foist pro 13 hours ago
So that's when I yelled out, "Yooo, Puccini!" and the needle scratched the room silent.
spingo pro 11 hours ago
Oh, Richaud!
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MackReed

some call me

A doll wearing a huge bustled dress fashioned of sliced luncheon meat. Caption: “BRIDAL MEAT DOLL”
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A doll wearing a huge bustled dress fashioned of sliced luncheon meat. Caption: “BRIDAL MEAT DOLL”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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m3moellering Yesterday
And the obligatory “I played base for……”
spingo pro 11 hours ago
Dormez vous?
Dormez vous?
LocalStain

🚬

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bezt pro Yesterday
For the non-lulz version, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
jhamill

Levels of Agency

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source: https://www.swiss-miss.com/2026...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
saved to /infographics !
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
They left out "sinking resignedly into the bog"
ardgedee pro Yesterday
This chart makes no sense.
Mozai Yesterday
Sooo stuff like the DMCA is meant to shut us out of any tier above #1?
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
@ardgedee that's because it's basically a LinkedIn thought-bro meme
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
The investigator/analyst should be one entity. Find a problem, show up with the solution.
asshole Yesterday
Lately, I am in the sees problem and knows how to fix it, but says "That's above my current pay rate" and walk away camp.
tonyb pro 23 hours ago
Blogger: has absolutely zero real life agency, but writes about it, and believes that they have now completely resolved the problem, it's just up to everyone else to implement their solution
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gwint

Single Line Font Archive

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I just discovered OG web hero Golan Levin's archive of "single-stroke fonts" https://github.com/golanlev...

"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.

Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
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mikenmar Yesterday
I'm currently in the process of memorizing all those squiggly characters (kanji) in the bottom 80% of that pic. Each one can have several meanings and pronunciations.
m3moellering

Bees!!!! (Mark II)

Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
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Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
We hired a local apiary specialist to come rescue the bees who had made a home above our mud room. It was $$$ but made us happier. This is a relatively young hive. We saw them swarming weeks ago but couldn’t get anyone out until this past weekend.
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m3moellering 2 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPF6
MackReed pro Yesterday
this is actually beautiful
m3moellering Yesterday
@MackReed /agree
joffaboy

True..

Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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aeon604

Not a joke, ask the UN

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https://news.un.org/en...
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aeon604 pro 13 hours ago
The UN article is from two years ago, god only knowns what the number will be with the current summer heat wave
aeon604 pro 13 hours ago
the funny part is the UN's "guidance with coping with heatwaves" does not include INSTALLING A FUCKING AIR CONDITIONER

"Opening the windows at night to cool your home" is not going to do anything when it is 105 degrees during the day in France or England in a house that was never built to exist in modern heat.

The solar project I started at my house last year was motivated by one primary function - to power an air conditioner in the summer, for free, even if the power is out.
cb pro 6 hours ago
@aeon604 any details on your setup? Sounds like a fun project
m3moellering

Bees!! (Mark III)

Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
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Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
This is the one comb that the apiarist saved for us. All the rest will go into the rehomed B’s new enclosure. Because they have baby bees in them and some of those will survive. What is in here is nectar, not honey because none of these cells is capped. He explained to me that honey. Only comes after nectar has been properly dehydrated by the bees, fanning it after capping it. All the family members have tasted this nectar. It taste like the wildflowers from our backyard. I intend to rinse the comb and melt it down into a beeswax candle.
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artwells pro Yesterday
Another idea for the wax
https://mltshp.com/p/1POQJ
m3moellering Yesterday
@artwells Ooooooh!!
roonie pro Yesterday
Wait...
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Bee vomit
m3moellering Yesterday
@jordanbrock Hehehehehe
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joffaboy

Choose up to one

CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
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CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
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hertz pro 2 days ago
That I'm annoyed they're not radio buttons is my ticket past this captcha
MackReed pro Yesterday
our ISP has cloud flare and Captcha engaged, and I got stuck in a captcha death spiral yesterday trying to access archive.ph so I could read a firewalled article.

I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
tom

Retire in blood

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mcmjolnir pro 15 hours ago
No one, not a single fucking one, enjoys their 401k.

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