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On reflection

A woman in a billowing raincoat steps across a large puddle and is reflected in the water
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A woman in a billowing raincoat steps across a large puddle and is reflected in the water
One of the very few upsides to living in a place where it has rained every day so far this year, is that sometimes it stops long enough to catch some good reflections
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nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
oooh, this is a great shot!
redfox

Nor was fifteen (11 months ago)

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You've been seeing this fabulous person, now known as Nor, since they were tinier than you can make out in this image even at full zoom. It's time to order the physical print of this photo so we have it on hand for round SIXTEEN in March, and I realized that (I think) I forgot to share it here last year! Stay tuned for the next one soon.
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bencmeissner pro 12 hours ago
This is such a fantastic idea.
m3moellering 11 hours ago
@bencmeissner What you said!!
Xedrik 10 hours ago
Oh, I love this idea!
3rdparty pro 10 hours ago
I did this with iPads for each of my kids birthdays but yours has turned out much better!
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joffaboy

Hallelujah

The bible verse that got me through school 
[On a white board] Lunch 11:35
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The bible verse that got me through school
[On a white board] Lunch 11:35
https://www.threads.com/@thelord...
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jive_t pro 3 hours ago
It’s raining men
williwaw

a historic photo

Epstein survivors who haven't had chance to meet with DOJ to raise hands as AG Bondi testifies
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Epstein survivors who haven't had chance to meet with DOJ to raise hands as AG Bondi testifies
All the Epstein survivors in the room stand up and raise their hands when asked to do so if they've not been asked to meet with the DOJ as Attorney General Pam Bondi testifies before the House Judiciary Committee in Washington, D.C. on February 11, 2026. The man holding his hand up is Virginia Guieffe's brother. When twice asked to look at the victims, Bondi refused to do so, and just took a sip of her water or started yelling about stock market numbers.

photo by Roberto Schmidt

****If you live in a state where many of these crimes took place, reach out to your state reps! There's plenty of power in states and municipalities doing their own investigating that is apparently, as opined by those who know more than I do how things work, being under-utilized. Even if you're cynical about anything happening *cough Florida cough*.
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williwaw pro 10 hours ago
In the last few days a number of women in Congress have been on video or audio talking about what they saw in the unredacted files. Every single one of them, from both parties - including fucking Lauren Boebert - were furious and horrified. Many of them had been crying and were barely keeping it together to not cry again. Some seemed outright traumatized.

And yet this woman, who has seen *all* of the files, has had the most despicable, morally reprehensive, and unprofessional behavior from a witness I think I've ever seen in a Congressional hearing. She puts even Kavanagh to shame with her theatrics, DARVOing, and outright arrogant ignoring of questions. She truly is Trump's Ghislaine Maxwell.
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
The moment @williwaw is referring to: https://youtu.be/nVyN4Fsj...

I’ve never been prouder of my awesome congresswoman, nor more disgusted by the duplicitous shittiness of a criminal-enabling Trump lickspittle.
BMK 8 hours ago
@williwaw +++
williwaw pro 5 hours ago
@MackReed And as vile as Bondi's behavior was, the bravery of those women behind her for standing up and being there created an incredible contrast.
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artwells

dress left

worn console label reading "cock position"
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worn console label reading "cock position"
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0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
A long time ago, on teh internets, a discussion arose, over a pair of "friends" who seemed to be a unit, maybe in a decreped state, but I forget the fine details, except for their names. He was, "HangsWayTo The Left," and she was "Hosebeast." This was way back when everything was new, and sparkled, somewhat.
heyitsal pro 4 hours ago
Flup it!
joffaboy pro 2 hours ago
DO NOT BLOCK
LocalStain

💫

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#housepanther
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LocalStain

❤️

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After years of prodigious lasagna production I’ve learned that a good one is a lot like soup. It ought to rest and allow the flavors to coalesce and the starch to settle. Reheat it in the microwave* and finish it with fresh cheese under the broiler.

*some might scoff but there are few things that can do as good a job of reheating cold food as the radar range. Alternatively you can put it in a covered cast iron or nonstick over really low heat then under the broiler.

Another thing that makes all the difference; buy good canned tomatoes. Buy the Italian ones. From San Marzano. Not American ones that are “Italian style” those are an abomination. They are 30%water.

Cento brand in the yellow cans.

Life is too short.

Cheers.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Your lasagna is lovely.
poorusher 13 hours ago
12/10 would
misslivie 12 hours ago
life IS too short for subpar ingredients!
billturner pro 10 hours ago
Looks wonderful
roonie pro 6 hours ago
I like lasagna and this looks excellent.
I like lasagna leftovers even more!
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joffaboy

Earth eclipse

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GIF shows the half Moon passing in front of the half Earth
Timelapse video of the Moon transiting in front of the Earth.

It was captured by the Artemis 1 Orion spacecraft in November 2022 while flying at it's furthest point from the Earth. The video covers about 3.75 hours of real time.

https://www.threads.com/@thelord...
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MackReed pro 7 hours ago
"That's no moon. That's a space station!"
artwells pro 6 hours ago
turn around
pollo

No. No No No No No.

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snarkout

The Bride

A black and white photograph of an attractive young woman with dark hair and big dark eyes. She's posed at an angle to the photographer, looking over her shoulder, her mouth slightly open.
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A black and white photograph of an attractive young woman with dark hair and big dark eyes. She's posed at an angle to the photographer, looking over her shoulder, her mouth slightly open.
A young Elsa Lanchester. You can see why Frankenstein was so besotted.
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jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
That dimple should be against the law.
artwells

what a feeling

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Flashdance laser disc being inserted into a player
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1f2frfbf pro 6 hours ago
Been a minute since I owned either, but pretty sure SelectaVision (CEDS) had the cartridge, most LaserDiscs were bare....
ian_whitney 3 hours ago
Yeah, that's a video disk player. No laser, worked like a record player. You even got to flip it over half way through. For some reason my dad bought one of these. I still remember exactly where the side flip was in TRON.
cristin pro 2 hours ago
twice in two months!

https://mltshp.com/p/1RHWI
dogwelder

I make important things for work

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The school yearbook wants our departments to use album cover recreations for department pictures. I'm working on ours. Some of you will know what I'm making.
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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
guess yer just a spud boy
hertz pro Yesterday
Sounds like you're not through being cool
spingo pro Yesterday
PEEK a BOO
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
King of the Moon
gravityninja pro Yesterday
Was really hoping for a full body recreation of Nirvana Nevermind
MackReed pro 23 hours ago
@spingo HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW
dad 22 hours ago
Do Peter Frampton "I'm In You"
dapete 20 hours ago
The eyes have it!
Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
Very nice! Seeing them in April. Cannot wait!
minimumsafedistance 14 hours ago
try to avoid jerkin' back and forth, though.
Xedrik 14 hours ago
He was a tater boy, she said "See you later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
thelonius 9 hours ago
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago...
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MackReed

reading matter

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me want read EARTH IDIOT KOMIKS


source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
> me want read EARTH IDIOT KOMIKS

[handwave] it's aaaallll aarrrooound yooooouu!
artwells

What I saw

Discolored bamboo screens
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Discolored bamboo screens
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LocalStain

Success.

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homerj Yesterday
lasagn-yay!
dapete Yesterday
Did you pre-boil the noodles? There's a debate about that...
dogwelder pro Yesterday
That's a very enchilada-looking lasagna. You must bring me some so I can confirm the contents.
LocalStain pro 16 hours ago
@dapete No pre-cook. We use gluten-free and this is the second time I've made it with these pasta sheets.
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artwells

What I saw

Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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joshmillard pro Yesterday
staplin' up eyeballs, oh huh hah ho
spingo pro Yesterday
@joshmillard *
minimumsafedistance 14 hours ago
Can we get an American Girl doll Basket Case? Feels underrepresented.
tom

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/chamerio...
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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Artist's blog: https://www.theartistsloft.com/newslett...
otaman pro 15 hours ago
wow
B6FA798A3449

good grief

four-panel color comic. Panel 1, a young person with long brown hair, in a dimly lit space, seems absorbed by something they're watching. Panel 2, a cathode ray tube TV screen showing Charlie Brown appearing alienated from a circle of peers outside. Panel 3, close-up of Charlie Brown looking stricken. Panel 4, close-up of long-haired young person, their eyes welling with tears.
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four-panel color comic. Panel 1, a young person with long brown hair, in a dimly lit space, seems absorbed by something they're watching. Panel 2, a cathode ray tube TV screen showing Charlie Brown appearing alienated from a circle of peers outside. Panel 3, close-up of Charlie Brown looking stricken. Panel 4, close-up of long-haired young person, their eyes welling with tears.
Briana Loewinsohn’s "Raised By Ghosts" is a melancholy delight. Image yoinked from Biblioklept's writeup:

https://biblioklept.org/2025...
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LocalStain

🥴

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#housepanther
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drurystephanie Yesterday
relatable
MackReed pro Yesterday
REDACTED
Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
The EpStain Files
n0wak

using ai

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thelonius

54th Mile ~ demos ~ ca. 1986 (a Dozen Demos #4)

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My band in 1986. The picture is from our high-water mark: opening for The Golden Palominos at 688, Atlanta's premier alt dive. How did we get this show? The guy who produced this EP cancelled a coke debt for the dude who booked us, I learned years later. If we had it to do over, I'd want to change a lot of stuff, but in 1986 this was how we wanted it, I guess.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Whoa, really nice!
thelonius 13 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 thanks! the band of course broke up soon after
WikiAdam 7 hours ago
Great sound. Even more so when I think about the general state of music in 1986.
me3dia

MOVIE CALENDAR

Screenshot of the "Movie Calendar" from some TV station, showing "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai" as an August premiere
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Screenshot of the "Movie Calendar" from some TV station, showing "The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai" as an August premiere
source: https://www.tumblr.com/oldshowb...
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poorusher

Clarence

A little angry looking goldfish in a see-through plastic bag.
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A little angry looking goldfish in a see-through plastic bag.
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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jive_t pro 8 hours ago
HMPH! 😡
frothywalrus

Deliver us from evil

If we are going to fight Nazis... may as well us some old posters.
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If we are going to fight Nazis... may as well us some old posters.
If we are going to fight Nazis... may as well reuse old posters....

I did remove the "BUY WAR BONDS" part... https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
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MackReed pro 7 hours ago
yes. Saved to /fucknasiz
thelonius

D&D Core

Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
"I can only do this trick once"
joost Yesterday
@B6FA798A3449 ++
idogcow 8 hours ago
Critical Hit!
travis pro 3 hours ago
@idogcow +++
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MackReed

event horizon

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gschmd

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
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A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow Yesterday
TIL and now can't unsee
LocalStain

✊🏼

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#legend, #GOAT
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
I want to believe
ufez pro 2 days ago
@ardgedee It's legit. Happened in Stockholm: https://metalinjection.net/editoria...
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
@ufez Thanks for that! i was afraid that looking it up would only return AI sludge.
MackReed

how to

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tag yourself I’m 8 having stuck the nozzle of an open bottle of sriracha sauce into my eye

source: https://www.tumblr.com/nemfrog...
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jpoulos pro 22 hours ago
Freddie Mercury's house parties were legendary.
artwells pro 19 hours ago
Dancers in a Lady Gaga tour
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
If it wasn't for medical progress I wouldn't even have known it could be necessary to splint a butt.
m3moellering 16 hours ago
@jpoulos ++++
Also, I’m 31. It’s the closest to my ever present back pain that I’m going to get.
minimumsafedistance 14 hours ago
I can't not hear them all shouting "HUT! HUT! HUT!" like they were the soldier Ghost from the Ghosts UK show.
bencmeissner pro 14 hours ago
Probably 7 after saying "I bet the cast iron at this restaurant is just for show" and proceeding to touch the hot handle.
Xedrik 14 hours ago
Jerry: What happened to you?
#8: Raquel Welch!
samh pro 11 hours ago
It's only a matter of time before I'm a 24.
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
@samh Son, don’t you know that masturbation is a sin?










No, no, sorry, I can see myself out.
samh pro 5 hours ago
Don't forget to tip your bar tenders and waitresses, folks.
jordanbrock pro 3 hours ago
@ardgedee see @jpoulos' comment.
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n0wak

priorities

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