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Meme from The Simpsons
<Bus driver is driving the bus>
“Don’t make me tap the sign.”

<Bus driver’s hand tapping a sign>
“The only dems who will get my vote will have to commit to holding all of these fascists accountable. It’s non-negotiable.”
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Meme from The Simpsons
<Bus driver is driving the bus>
“Don’t make me tap the sign.”

<Bus driver’s hand tapping a sign>
“The only dems who will get my vote will have to commit to holding all of these fascists accountable. It’s non-negotiable.”
source: a salty old crow 🐦‍⬛

Based on a skeet:
https://bsky.app/profile...
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robotmachine pro 2 hours ago
Kathryn says Hi!
travis

4-minute time lapse of a Maine sky during a power outage

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1.5 second animation of a star-filled sky with stars slightly moving and a few planes and satellites zipping across
I had to convert the original MP4 that my phone generated to a GIF so it lost a bit of detail

More detail but less animated: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUDZ
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travis

Maine sky during a power outage

a star-filled night sky with a few lines from planes flying over
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a star-filled night sky with a few lines from planes flying over
animated version: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUDY
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MackReed

down for the count

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video loop of a fuzzy yellow duckling slowly succumbing to sleep and coming to rest on the bridge of its bill
https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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MackReed

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A photo of dozens of colorful household objects (table, lamp, boot, egg carton, grapes, toolboxes, etc.) arranged into an optical illusion so as to appear to be four separate photos.
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A photo of dozens of colorful household objects (table, lamp, boot, egg carton, grapes, toolboxes, etc.) arranged into an optical illusion so as to appear to be four separate photos.
reveal photo is at bottom here: https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
this is very cool
travis pro 22 hours ago
is this loss?
mare pro 11 hours ago
That table top in Friend of André colours is a bit suspect.
m3moellering 2 hours ago
Those are the biggest Fig Newtons I’ve ever seen!
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Boxtops From Hell...

Radioactive kids toy, you used to send off for, with cereal boxtops.
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Radioactive kids toy, you used to send off for, with cereal boxtops.
What it says on the boxtop.
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nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
okay, wow, TIL:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-che...
tonyb pro 15 hours ago
"we'll fix it in post"
dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
TIL it's possible for there to be a non-toxic quantity of Polonium-210.
jer pro 11 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado I think maybe what we learned is exactly how dangerous it is to not have scientists and regulations protecting us from our largest feats of idiocy.
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gschmd

somewhere in hong kong

A painting of a rainy street in hong kong. The city towers stretch and bend  into the gray sky as the people on the ground stand under umbrellas.
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A painting of a rainy street in hong kong. The city towers stretch and bend into the gray sky as the people on the ground stand under umbrellas.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/robpoint...
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bocaj 18 hours ago
Central-Mid-Levels escalator entrance.
ffg

Nice cock

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source: every time I decide to delete Nextdoor something like this pulls me back
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ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
We had a neighbor keeping chickens and a rooster for a while. The chickens would respect the low wire fence they'd put around the pen but the rooster wouldn't, and he would usually cross the woods and end up in our yard. I had to herd him back to their property a couple times.
jpoulos

Take a Cutting, Leaf a Cutting

A "propagation station". Like a little book library, but for plant cuttings. A dozen or so little vases on a shelf with plant cuttings.
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A "propagation station". Like a little book library, but for plant cuttings. A dozen or so little vases on a shelf with plant cuttings.
Found in a downtown near me.

More info: https://littlecuriositiesma.wordpress.com/
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billturner pro 14 hours ago
The misspelling of propagation is a bummer for a neat idea.
wjcstp pro 13 hours ago
@billturner
“Is it PO or PA in propagation?”
“I dunno, better use both”
bezt pro 2 hours ago
This is excellent, and I am _enchanted_ that propagation is spelled two different ways.
snarkout

Spiral Jetty

Overhead shot of hundreds of reindeer on a snowy landscape, walking in circles or a spiral, with the densest concentration of reindeer at the right of the picture and a visible "eye" at the center.
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Overhead shot of hundreds of reindeer on a snowy landscape, walking in circles or a spiral, with the densest concentration of reindeer at the right of the picture and a visible "eye" at the center.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...


Aerial photography prize winners at the link.

"Arctic Pulse Sámi Reindeer Migration. From above, a migration becomes a living heartbeat with more than 2,000 reindeer flowing northward across Finnmark, Norway. Guided by Sámi herders and ancient instinct, this seasonal movement reflects a rhythm older than borders, where survival and culture move as one."
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jive_t pro Yesterday
“Caught in a Mosh” - Anthrax (1986)
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
This gift link has expired. I went looking, these are findable.
gwint

Ducklife

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
The Sopranos ending we actually wanted.
Lockjaw

Just Say No

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https://vacuumcleanerdefenseleague.com/ so you don't have to type all that in.
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drurystephanie

Jon's in town

Two middle-aged people sitting on a sofa in a hotel lobby
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Two middle-aged people sitting on a sofa in a hotel lobby
Semi-annual obligatory Wurster photo
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
aka "the guy from Superchunk who ended up with a career in music that did not involve running a record company" :)

I visited the used bookstore he worked at a few times (it's gone now) but I honestly couldn't tell you whether I'd met him there because I'm more or less celebrity-blind (Mac McCaughan took my ticket at the gate for a Mergefest and I didn't know it until my wife told me later -- and that guy's like 6'5" or something). Any gossip I've heard about Wurster though always makes him sound like a pretty great guy.
thelonius Yesterday
@ardgedee which store? Chapel Hill became so impovershed as a place to walk around and shop in my years there, in 1994, when I came, there was a lot more than T-shirt stores and beer/burger/wings places.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Did he Rock, Rot, or Rule?
foist pro 20 hours ago
I think he'd be the ultimate argument settler for sure.
drurystephanie 18 hours ago
@foist he's a Libra rising, he avoids conflict like the plague haha
drurystephanie 18 hours ago
@snarkout ruled like GG Allin
drurystephanie 18 hours ago
@ardgedee Very random but he once he told me about a Marian apparition book he found at that used bookstore and that book is now one of my favorites. Also it might have been Jim Wilbur taking your ticket because Mac is close to 5'7" - very nice, all of them. P.S. Mac's daughter Oona is a reality icon on some Barstool Sports spring break show, much to her parents' chagrin.
snarkout pro 17 hours ago
@drurystephanie I am glad he didn't Rot like David Bowie!
ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
@drurystephanie Well, that's how celeb-blind I am. 😅 Although to be fair it was my wife who said it was Mac.

@thelonius Nice Price Books on Broad St. in Durham. The building's a Papa John's now. And yeah I know what you mean -- a dozen years ago we'd head to CH pretty regularly and now we might go a couple times a year. Even Carrboro has better restaurants.
pk pro 15 hours ago
@drurystephanie after I read this I was doubting my own memories, because I thought Mac was of average height. Thanks for keeping us all sane.
drurystephanie 12 hours ago
@ardgedee @pk @snarkout ☺️
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artwells

Bean arch

Arch of beans
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Arch of beans
This year was a cliffhanger, blossoms just weren't happening.

Turns out the new irrigation system over watered. Now we have beans
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0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
So does that mean beans to you? (Heh heh heh.)
drurystephanie 18 hours ago
Cur Veruca Salt (in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not the band) singing "I want a bean arch" instead of bean feast
urlnotfound pro 10 hours ago
I am Jack's climbing legume.
foist pro 8 hours ago
Joe Pera intensifies ...
3rdparty pro 4 hours ago
@foist https://youtu.be/eybZl_d4D_E
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csilverman

it's wednesday

A tall humanoid robot walks in a bright yellow space, looking over its shoulder. It is wearing a brown suit, but its arms and legs are jointed, implying the suit is part of the robot's body. It also has a brown hat with a brim and an orange ribbon. Two doors in its back are open, with four control levers sticking out. In its right hand it carries a blue-green box with a neon green lightning bolt icon on it. Sticking out of its hat are two antennae. It has round eyes and a staring expression. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman."
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A tall humanoid robot walks in a bright yellow space, looking over its shoulder. It is wearing a brown suit, but its arms and legs are jointed, implying the suit is part of the robot's body. It also has a brown hat with a brim and an orange ribbon. Two doors in its back are open, with four control levers sticking out. In its right hand it carries a blue-green box with a neon green lightning bolt icon on it. Sticking out of its hat are two antennae. It has round eyes and a staring expression. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman."
#notesArt
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MackReed

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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idogcow 23 hours ago
Would it help to apply it directly to the forehead?
bocaj

The Persistence of Memory

An arm chair covered in a llama blanket. Two sleeping beagles hang their heads over the edge of the chair. Random pillow on the top of the chair just for fun.
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An arm chair covered in a llama blanket. Two sleeping beagles hang their heads over the edge of the chair. Random pillow on the top of the chair just for fun.
Dog days of summer, and the dogs have melted onto my reading chair in the front room. Bagel is the biggun who needs to lose weight. Nunu is closest to the camera.
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m3moellering Yesterday
So cuuuute!
artwells

share the pasta sauce

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Susanna Hoffs singing something
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owl 17 hours ago
Shut the parka, Dan
rogrtheshrubber pro 16 hours ago
Change your pants and I'll stay
rogrtheshrubber pro 15 hours ago
Also notable for the URL: 1RUDE
gwint

A milestone

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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I worked for an engineering firm that specialized in utilities. I got to have a tour at a coal-fired electric plant. How they work is shockingly complex and at a scale that is hard to grasp. It took hours to see and walk from the coal coming in by train all the way to the towers where water condensate reclaimed from the steam turbine was cooled for reuse. In between the coal is crushed, powdered, blown into a giant furnace, the exhaust is filtered with miles (literally) of fabric that gets washed, the water is boiled and pressurized into a turbine. They burned a half-mile of coal train every day.

Solar plant: the sun shines on there and electricity comes out of the wires in the back.

Solar beating coal? Yeah. If course it does.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound ++
ang pro Yesterday
A recent mental journey (Pub Quiz > Nixon Founded the EPA > Wikipedia EPA) resulted in me reading all about the Love Canal disaster which predated/precipitated both the EPA and the superfund list, which made me look up what fly ash was: coal combustion products, which lead me down a coal rabbit hole. I don't know what I expected but the more I learn about coal, the less I like. I cheer its decline.
snarkout pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound 🌞🌞🌞
homerj Yesterday
Is this woke's fault or DEI's fault?
corbie 20 hours ago
the world is not decarbonizing because of a lack of public appetite for it, but because selling fossil fuels makes a handful of men wealthier than the Pharaohs.
roonie pro 17 hours ago
@homerj the communists
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artwells

cher if you agree

cher on a horse
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cher on a horse
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tamrow pro 12 hours ago
I agree…
https://youtu.be/Z6E98ZRa...
jpoulos

To the trypophobiamobile!

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A Subaru Outback painted like a trout. A Troutback, if you will.
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scruss

Cliff Stoll at DEFCON 34

Cliff Stoll during his DEFCON 34 talk emphatically making a point of rephrasing the questions when considering an intrusion.
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Cliff Stoll during his DEFCON 34 talk emphatically making a point of rephrasing the questions when considering an intrusion.
he's still out there!

Photo by Gordon Hundley
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ang pro 22 hours ago
I read The Cuckoo’s Egg as an undergrad and it had a huge impact on my academic direction.
B6FA798A3449 pro 15 hours ago
My wife bought me a Klein bottle from him! They ship with a ...wild amount of paratextual material
scruss pro 2 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 the Dr Bronner's of glassware?
RMarshall pro 2 minutes ago
It turns out the internet was a big deal! 😜
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gschmd

fly!

a wiener dog drawn on the side of a library cart. the dog is jumping, ears up and flowing behind them. a smile on their face.
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a wiener dog drawn on the side of a library cart. the dog is jumping, ears up and flowing behind them. a smile on their face.
source: https://lauraolin.tumblr.com/post...
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dphiffer

kickflip

a street photo of a skateboard mid-air with the shadow of the skateboarder below
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a street photo of a skateboard mid-air with the shadow of the skateboarder below
source: https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2026...
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Xedrik 4 days ago
I absolutely love this shot!
MackReed

(commute)

A trimming cyclist in a bicycle helmet encased in the bulbous purple nylon fairing of a recumbent bicycle, from which only their head and the wheels protrude. It looks like the eggplant emoji that silly people use to signify SEX. It also looks like a dick.
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A trimming cyclist in a bicycle helmet encased in the bulbous purple nylon fairing of a recumbent bicycle, from which only their head and the wheels protrude. It looks like the eggplant emoji that silly people use to signify SEX. It also looks like a dick.
It’s just a bicycle. Get your mind out of the gutter, you.

source: https://mas.to/@zzt...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
The organic stripper you ordered.
wombatman70 22 hours ago
Get recumBENT, you pervs!
roonie pro 17 hours ago
It SAYS 69!
niicholas 16 hours ago
All wrapped up and someplace to go
hertz pro 15 hours ago
Couple of well placed panniers are all that's missing.
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snarkout

Slippers

Photograph of a single yellow slip-on shoe against a neutral background; it's patterned with a very plausible series of dark brown spots arrayed in roughly linear patterns like a banana peel, and both the front (behind the toe, where the tongue would be) and heel have pieces curling off, the heel showing pale yellow silk "flesh" below.
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Photograph of a single yellow slip-on shoe against a neutral background; it's patterned with a very plausible series of dark brown spots arrayed in roughly linear patterns like a banana peel, and both the front (behind the toe, where the tongue would be) and heel have pieces curling off, the heel showing pale yellow silk "flesh" below.
source: https://www.metmuseum.org/art...

Designer Isabel Canovas; spring/summer 1989.
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bezt pro Yesterday
Appealing.
m3moellering Yesterday
@bezt Heheheh
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
For US Diplomatic Corps, Latin America.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Looks like they've begun to split
tonyb pro Yesterday
SLIP-ONS :D
ang pro Yesterday
If you made banana bread, they could be loafers.
ckoerner Yesterday
You all are a bunch of comedians.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
Slipper, for scale
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artwells

into Monday like

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monster from Twilight Zone
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LocalStain

Ba Dum Tiss!

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O_C

Chris Long, Big Gulp Cup, 2026 Oil on cradled wood panel, 6 x 6 in

Oil on wood painting of a 7-11 from the parking lot at magic hour. The primary source of light in the painting is the 7-11 sign. The blue and pink glow of the fading day filters through trees behind the store.
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Oil on wood painting of a 7-11 from the parking lot at magic hour. The primary source of light in the painting is the 7-11 sign. The blue and pink glow of the fading day filters through trees behind the store.
source: https://twothousandeight.tumblr.com/post...
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joffaboy

Meep meep

The mural features Wile E. Coyote a fake tunnel opening, directly referencing the classic cartoon gag. A silver car has crashed head on into it, crumpled, with traffic cones around it.
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The mural features Wile E. Coyote a fake tunnel opening, directly referencing the classic cartoon gag. A silver car has crashed head on into it, crumpled, with traffic cones around it.
Apparently a real accident in Monterrey, Mexico

https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...
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bezt pro 2 days ago
If it's real, you'd expect there'd be a news article. 🤖
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Clicking the link shows a bunch of people making a pretty convincing argument for it being AI.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound Spokes on the front wheel look blobby and irregular but that, in turn, could be a product of the "AI" image processing in the phone.

It's clankers all the way down.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
@ardgedee the link has comments from loud of people who have looked for the details of this. and Their research brings up two other photos of the accident that have details that just do not match. No reliable sources for the image have been found.
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