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keeping time
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matchbox cover for "tokyo jazz club" with an illustration of an octopus floating above a drum kit, with three sticks
Saved to T-shirt ideas!
this is excellent
local friend had a "my house is turning 200" party and the snack table was off the chain
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an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
An older friend of mine had a big party nominally about her house's bicentennial but really just to hang out and eat indecent amounts of snacks. I showed up two hours into a three hour party and this was "all" that was left. 😂 House is in the background, it's a nice house. This lady calls me whenever she needs to update her email signature file.
Oh you Eaterners! I brag about my 150 year old house out here in the Rockies but 200... for America, dang! That's purdy old.
I am loving the sense of community in this pic.
Oh, I'll have the whole little orange topped cake! Wonderous!
Autumn is coming!
earlier this evening
not The Onion
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Financial Times headline: How should investors position for the robot apocalypse?
subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
something something but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
I think it’d be great if they positioned themselves on a convenient 27th story ledge.
Bent over, pants down, cheeks spread.
Barchaeologist
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Ava with one of the abandoned beach toys I bring home.
Title
innards
It's been a time
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A tan dog laying on a red upholstered chair next to a woman in a T-shirt and shorts. The dog is intently looking at the camera.
I post this mostly to scream into the void. Our dear dog, Pippa, was diagnosed with a tumor on her spleen several weeks ago. This is basically a death sentence, but we were very lucky to find out about it before it burst. We were given the opportunity to give her a peaceful goodbye on Saturday, the 5th.
On the 3rd, I got a call from my mother that my dad was in the emergency room. The cancer he has been fighting for 18 months had started affecting his lungs and he was having trouble breathing. They decided to put him on hospice, and he returned home on the 4th with a pile of morphine.
We said goodbye to our dog and then packed up to drive down to our parents the next day. There is still dog fur all over the apartment. My father has rapidly declined, from needing a little help to move between the living room and the bed to now being barely there. I'll spare all the gory details in between.
We're looking at hours to days left for him, but my wife and I have decided we need to go home after two weeks with little sleep and acting as the primary support for my mother. Other family is arriving tomorrow. We're expecting to return in a few days, but we need to swap clothes and grab some essentials we forgot in our haste.
It's been a time
On the 3rd, I got a call from my mother that my dad was in the emergency room. The cancer he has been fighting for 18 months had started affecting his lungs and he was having trouble breathing. They decided to put him on hospice, and he returned home on the 4th with a pile of morphine.
We said goodbye to our dog and then packed up to drive down to our parents the next day. There is still dog fur all over the apartment. My father has rapidly declined, from needing a little help to move between the living room and the bed to now being barely there. I'll spare all the gory details in between.
We're looking at hours to days left for him, but my wife and I have decided we need to go home after two weeks with little sleep and acting as the primary support for my mother. Other family is arriving tomorrow. We're expecting to return in a few days, but we need to swap clothes and grab some essentials we forgot in our haste.
It's been a time
I'll give my pups a few extra scratches behind the ears tomorrow. And I'll call my folks this weekend.
Love to you and yours. Loads of long distance hugs from internet friends. Sorry that you’re going through it. ❤️
yeah i took my dog to the foot of the Rainbow Bridge before a two week stay seeing my father to his.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No thank you
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Photo of two abutting signs with the same color and background, so they appear to be a single sign. Read separately they say "GREEK YOGURT" and NATHAN'S FOOT LONG HOT DOGS". Read as a single sign, it appears to read "GREEK NATHAN'S FOOT LONG YOGURT HOT DOGS"
source: FaceBizzle
Gogol Bordello
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Last night at The Bluestone in Columbus
OK, next time you’re gonna see a show there hit me up - I live like four blocks from there. We can at least catch a drink or something.:)
always a good time
Nice.
Not quite a peck…
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A 1-qt mason jar filled with several different shades of small peppers and brine.
…but I did pickle a big jar of shishito peppers the other day, and they’re quite tasty.
A Visitor
Never
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Key safe in buttplug
Via Bluesky
whip of the week
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F.A.B.!!
I missed the car zooming in on the Greeves... I have my blind spots.
not once
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'YOU WOULDN'T OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN'
source: fyneqock
Years later your “source” variations still crack me up
"In The Trees"
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Tidying up a few weeks ago I rediscovered a box of toy soldiers I'd stored away, so I started having some fun with the camera again. Early days but I would like to get better at these shots.
Anyone walking by and sees a sixty year old bloke playing with his toy soldiers in the yard is welcome to join me
More shots here https://www.flickr.com/photos...
Anyone walking by and sees a sixty year old bloke playing with his toy soldiers in the yard is welcome to join me
More shots here https://www.flickr.com/photos...
An artist I know, took the crawling toy soldiers, and made them into necklace charms.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I recall someone used to melt/mould them into huge bowls, soldiers features still visible post melt, and sell for heaps
@0y3ahSansAcut3 instructions on how to... https://www.mikepinder.co.uk/2014...
Can you dig it?
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Screenshot from Apple's `fm` local chatbot.
> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.
> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Garfield.
Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):
* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.
> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Garfield.
Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):
* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
source: my laptop
From the company that brought us Siri setting timers.
From the company that brought us Siri setting timers.
I laugh because setting timers is the only thing I do with Siri.
Hush yo mouth.
In Russia, Siri Shafts you!
If I were ever going to get a tat...
Fort Apache, The Scrod
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Paul Newman in a kitchen with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod"
"Say, cabbie, where can a fella get scrod in this town?"
He managed to sauce a number of scrods in his day
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Still Curious after 5000 Sols
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Merged photos from Martian roverb left half of image has a yellow sky right half has blue sky
To celebrate Curiosity's 5,000th Martian day, the team put together this postcard. It features two panoramic views: blue for morning shots and yellow for dusk scenes.
https://www.threads.com/share...
https://www.threads.com/share...
Timothy looked at the deep ocean sky, trying to see Earth and the war and the ruined cities and the men killing each other since the day he was born. But he saw nothing. The war was as removed and far off as two flies battling to the death in the arch of a great high and silent cathedral. And just as senseless...
What are you looking at so hard, Dad?
I was looking for Earthian logic, common sense, good government, peace, and responsibility.
All that up there?
No. I didn't find it. It's not there any more. Maybe it'll never be there again. Maybe we fooled ourselves that it was ever there.
Ray Bradbury ~ The Martian Chronicles
What are you looking at so hard, Dad?
I was looking for Earthian logic, common sense, good government, peace, and responsibility.
All that up there?
No. I didn't find it. It's not there any more. Maybe it'll never be there again. Maybe we fooled ourselves that it was ever there.
Ray Bradbury ~ The Martian Chronicles
@tamrow +++
link to images for those not on threads
https://science.nasa.gov/photojou...
https://science.nasa.gov/photojou...
work vibes, 9-17-26
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diptych of photos: a tiny green plastic duck sits atop a picture frame (left) and a tiny blue duck sit on a counter (right)
hello from the last two li’l guys i left around the office
wrote a long ramble, decided to spare y’all for today. maybe the whole spiel another time.
long-short, today gave me two sharp reminders why i need to move on from my job (yet another sudden teammate layoff, followed by witnessing yet another excruciating bullying by the CEO in a meeting)
y’all got any vibes, job-hunting tips, or just general encouragement to get my ass on the moving-on-with-your-life express, put ‘em here
thanks for always listening and supporting.
wrote a long ramble, decided to spare y’all for today. maybe the whole spiel another time.
long-short, today gave me two sharp reminders why i need to move on from my job (yet another sudden teammate layoff, followed by witnessing yet another excruciating bullying by the CEO in a meeting)
y’all got any vibes, job-hunting tips, or just general encouragement to get my ass on the moving-on-with-your-life express, put ‘em here
thanks for always listening and supporting.
I don’t have any magic job hunting tips, but good vibes for finding escape velocity and a better direction
Mondrian ducks
do wutchu love
New 3-panel meme format
2nd breakfast (with cloudy Mt Fuji in background)
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Good gawd! Get in mah belly!
Whutz the brown stuff? Is it chocolate mousse, or sweet bean pudding?
It's a chocolat mont blanc. Chocolate pastry bottom with vanilla and chocolate mousse.
AMAZING after an hour of climbing/getting lost
AMAZING after an hour of climbing/getting lost
where the buses don't run
🌼
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Some flowers I saw on a walk yesterday
whip of the week
wakka-wakka-wakka
my first day
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: after 15 years in ABA, i decided to save myself and quit my job. now i work in a greenhouse and plant shop. my nervous system thanks me.
cheers to new beginnings!
cheers to new beginnings!
I can smell this photo. And I love that you get to live it.
Aw nice! 🪴🌱😊
I am jealous. I need to add 'work at greenhouse' to my list of careers to consider once AI kills this one...
4 more portraits of bad opinion tweeters
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A rare lady alone in the car being the number one cool guy.
These are really awful.
Well done!
Well done!
@roonie - thanks!