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Starting my first mural on Monday

Photograph of a blank wall on the side of a housing block. The wall is about 3 stories high.
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Photograph of a blank wall on the side of a housing block. The wall is about 3 stories high.
More than two years ago, one of my neighbors suggested to me that I should paint a mural on an ugly wall at a square down my street.

It took me forever to scrape enough courage together to get funding from various kinds of places. But I managed. I got the money. I got the permits. I got the scissor lift. I got the wall renovated and plastered. I got the paint and a colleague that is going to help me. And it should be ready by June 13, because then it’s going to be officially opened.

I found the whole process rather nerve-racking because all in all it’s about €18,000. But my goodness, will I be happy and relieved once it’s done.
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mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
This is awesome! I can't wait for updates!
ufez pro 10 hours ago
Ooh, this is exciting!
roonie pro 10 hours ago
This is going to be massive! I hope you have fun while working your arse off!
bencmeissner pro 10 hours ago
This is fantastic! Looking forward to seeing it.
m3moellering 10 hours ago
Fantastic! Congratulations are in order!
B6FA798A3449 pro 9 hours ago
Hell yes! We 👏🏻 want 👏🏻 updates! 👏🏻
samh pro 9 hours ago
That wall is about to look SO MUCH better!
waldopepper pro 9 hours ago
Woop!
ba pro 9 hours ago
tabula rasa!
tonyb pro 9 hours ago
i'm hopping up and down with excitement - can't wait for updates :D
billturner pro 8 hours ago
Amazing!
Sailormom pro 8 hours ago
Congratulations! This is exciting!
wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
Post pix in progress, looking forward to seeing this
ckoerner 7 hours ago
Wow this is cool!
spoetz 7 hours ago
Yes!
wmo pro 7 hours ago
YAY
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
THRILLED FOR YOU!
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
This is excellent!
snowbow 6 hours ago
So fun!!
kokogiak 6 hours ago
Timelapse Timelapse! Looking forward to it!
joost 5 hours ago
Oooh. So cool!
Argie pro 2 hours ago
Soooo excited for this
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bezt

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A bumper sticker reading I (unicode replacement symbol) Unicode
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A bumper sticker reading I (unicode replacement symbol) Unicode
source: https://nudityandnerdery.tumblr.com/post...
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me3dia pro 13 hours ago
I ▯ them too
snowbow

Surf’s up! I mean…whatever this is..

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jpoulos pro Yesterday
I love this. 😆
snowbow Yesterday
@jpoulos me too! Haha
otaman pro 21 hours ago
Literally me this past weekend (once I acclimatized to Lake Huron's chilly waters)
1f2frfbf pro 19 hours ago
I misread the trunks in the top image as a censor bar and was confused.
wmo pro 18 hours ago
there was a reservoir (Millerton) that sometime had bermuda grass about three feet under the surface. one could duck down, grab fistfulls of gras and hand run very fast long distances, and pop up like a coot.
ba pro 12 hours ago
@otaman the big lake they call Gichi-Aazhoogami-Gichigami?
Argie pro an hour ago
@wmo I want to do this
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me3dia

TPSPSPSPS Report

screenshot of a photo of a cat napping inside an accordion file, below which tumblr user @coolcatgroup writes "An important document" and @unclefeather writes "I want him on my desk by tomorrow morning"
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screenshot of a photo of a cat napping inside an accordion file, below which tumblr user @coolcatgroup writes "An important document" and @unclefeather writes "I want him on my desk by tomorrow morning"
titled as found

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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cottenwess

Halp.

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I’m self catering my daughter’s graduation party this weekend. I’m making a a boat load of Empenadas, a chicken tinga and a corn and black bean, I’m making a Greek orzo pasta salad, and a Tuscan bruschetta. I have 90 Empenadas to go
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nikkuneko pro 17 hours ago
them are some beautiful-lookin' empanadas right there! (also, WHEW, i know that's a TON of work, so good luck on the sprint!)

always wanted to try making some at home. would love to know what your dough recipe looks like.
cottenwess 16 hours ago
@nikkuneko my true weakness, I suck at dough making. I buy the disks at the market up the street. I have neither the time nor the patience to make the dough from scratch. as much as I hate GOYA, its a cheap alternative
nikkuneko pro 15 hours ago
@cottenwess i feel you! it is a massive time suck to do it by hand. good to know there is a ready-made alternative out there!
KMAlexander pro 14 hours ago
@nikkuneko This will make 32, and it takes a while. I just did it a month or so ago, but it turned out great!

4 cups all purpose flour
1 tsp salt
1/2 cup butter (unsalted), melted
4 egg yolks
1 cup water
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n0wak

Social Media 2035

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roonie pro 10 hours ago
2035 seems like too far.
0y3ahSansAcut3

I Mean, These Hats!

In their "Sunday Best," Vietnamese women await the weekly audience with Pope Leo XIV. Their hats are unusual, to me, I have never seen this style, large, flying saucer shaped with bright, primary colors, to match the colors in the more traditional dresses, they are wearing so well. Their loveliness is the reason for this post.
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In their "Sunday Best," Vietnamese women await the weekly audience with Pope Leo XIV. Their hats are unusual, to me, I have never seen this style, large, flying saucer shaped with bright, primary colors, to match the colors in the more traditional dresses, they are wearing so well. Their loveliness is the reason for this post.
Vietnam’s women wait weekly general audience with Pope Leo XIV, in St. Peter’s Square, at the Vatican, Wednesday, May 20, 2026. AP #Photography #AlessandraTarantino
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joost 18 hours ago
They look like a squad of super heroïnes!
Glorious
bezt pro 18 hours ago
Khăn vành dây: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
@bezt Thank You, so, like a crepe de chine turban, awesome!
joost 18 hours ago
@bezt ++
ba pro 12 hours ago
Lực lượng cáo năm
ralfonso pro 11 hours ago
Look at all your different colored hats!
y95 10 hours ago
all five of them
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
The worshippers are lovely in these hats. It is a lovely tribute to the Pope.
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ba

Any Oregosmic SHPers?

Smith Rock State Park Oregon

A winding river curves through a dramatic rocky canyon with towering cliffs and sparse pine trees under a partly cloudy sky.
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Smith Rock State Park Oregon

A winding river curves through a dramatic rocky canyon with towering cliffs and sparse pine trees under a partly cloudy sky.
I'll be driving from Portland to near Bend on Saturday. Any food recomendations on the way?

source: https://www.cntraveler.com/story...
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wmo pro 12 hours ago
my recommendation is never stop at any restaurant you have seen more than once. and look at the parking lot.
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
my next youngest brother lives in bend. i'll try to remember what was good there, beyond "unnamed thai food truck with little old lady making the noodles spicy AF"
sschick 11 hours ago
Love Smith Rock!
ba pro 9 hours ago
@nikkuneko My wife's been there and swears by "Smoothie bar in a former Photomat shack in a parking lot in Sisters."
ba pro 9 hours ago
@wmo What am I looking for in the parking lot?
wmo pro 7 hours ago
cars, ie not empty
wmo pro 7 hours ago
i do recommend al Rico Taco which is in a former photomatt butt that is on the outskirts of Fresno.
jessamyn pro 7 hours ago
Lava tube caves outside of Bend are fun
KMAlexander pro 6 hours ago
Monkless and Crux are breweries from/in Bend I enjoy. (Monkless in particular.)
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m3moellering

Today was her last day.

Photo shows an image of a medium small brown short-haired dog with her ears flapping in the wind as she gets all the smells on her way to the Rainbow Bridge.
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Photo shows an image of a medium small brown short-haired dog with her ears flapping in the wind as she gets all the smells on her way to the Rainbow Bridge.
We gave her the best life we possibly could. The unfairness of living longer than our companions is not lost upon me this day.
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BMK 2 days ago
Peace and sweet memories to you.
spingo pro 2 days ago
<3
jer pro 2 days ago
The hurt of having to make that decision never fully goes away, but if you did it right -- and it sounds like you did -- the joy and love of your life with her will always chase away the sad moments. Godspeed, best girl.
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Good good girl.

I'm sorry for your loss.
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
"I'm like a dog ear on the wind..."
tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
ouch.

that baby had the best life possible. 🌈💜
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Vibes and hugs. This part always sucks.
bezt pro 2 days ago
Thank you for taking such good care of her.
wmo pro 2 days ago
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ckoerner 2 days ago
Oof. Not fair at all. Take care.
poorusher 2 days ago
🖤🖤🖤
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Aw, geez. It’s not easy. Wishing you solace.
m3moellering Yesterday
Thanks to you all. There will be many firsts in the coming days. This morning was like that.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I am so sorry for your loss.
williwaw pro Yesterday
Huge hugs to you and your wife. What a good girl. No doubt she loved you, loved her life with you, and loved her life. We don't know deserve dogs, so it seems like the tradeoff is to do as right by them at the end as we can even though it's so hard. I know the ache is terrible, the empty spaces are terrible, and the quiet is terrible. We just want them back. May you find some peace in the upcoming days as you adjust and find solace in your memories.
rob Yesterday
much love to you and your family as this lucky girl passes on. may the joy of her spirit stay with you always.
pastranaut pro Yesterday
We offer you hugs in meat treats on this day
BooBounder Yesterday
My son and I wonder if we seem god-like to them, because we don't age much in their lifetimes. It is horrible for us that they pass so quickly; but wonderful for them that we do not.
m3moellering 21 hours ago
Thanks again to all. Yesterday was tough. I was not ready for the hole she left in our lives. But having been to the bottom, I can see the way forward.
Argie pro an hour ago
Hugs to all of you, she looks like such a good sweet girl❤️💔
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artwells

load this shit up

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woman taking out a floppy and pushing towards the camera if she were loading it into a computer
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neuracnu pro 16 hours ago
visual accompaniment to content by bo burnham
dreyfusslugado 15 hours ago
Something about female deities on Phobos
dapete 14 hours ago
I wonder if you could port Doom onto that...
thelonius 14 hours ago
here comes the flight simulator
hertz pro 11 hours ago
Hardly wafer thin 🙄
dogwelder pro 6 hours ago
Only 13 of those (and a boot disk) to get Windows 95 on your computer!
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MackReed

whip of the week

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Howard Hughes’ motor home, about which more here: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
This is the real rich guy shit right here
LocalStain pro 6 hours ago
You ever take it off any sweet jumps...?
MackReed

106 years ago

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this is so luscious.

source and info: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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dphiffer pro 21 hours ago
Reminds me of Arthur Getz's New Yorker covers.
joost 18 hours ago
So he was 53 when he painted this.
Born before widespread use of electricity and the lightbulb.
Few places in the world with that much night time illumination back then I guess.
Really shows the _wonder_.
nikkuneko

important office chicken update

cropped phone pic: a translucent white plastic chicken sits within a recess of a bright red company logo, with a blonde wood grain panel behind it.
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cropped phone pic: a translucent white plastic chicken sits within a recess of a bright red company logo, with a blonde wood grain panel behind it.
the saga continues! previously:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPES

spotted roosting on the company logo next to the reception desk this morning as i cradled my precious cup of espresso shots

salutes to you, still-unidentified whimsy distribution vigilante!
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
I love this. We had a similar thing happen with little yellow ducks, but dozens of them. Plus we identified the perpetrator quickly.
roonie pro Yesterday
If there is one thing being a bus driver taught me, it is that, with so much weight and metal around you, you have the ability to be a goddamned vigilante. The choice has to be made, day in, day out, whether the distribution shall be whimsy or revenge.
true story
MackReed

christopher lee

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as the Kaldorian leader Zantor in the Space: 1999 episode Earthbound.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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spingo pro Yesterday
Not un-Rundgreny.
jer pro Yesterday
What most people don't realize is this is how he dressed at home.
WikiAdam 18 hours ago
@spingo hahaha spot on
snarkout pro 13 hours ago
@jer A habit he picked up as a commando and intelligence operative during the war.
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LocalStain

me_irl

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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
i mean, where IS goldbug, doctor?
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Not a single car shaped like an apple in sight!
artwells pro 2 days ago
To be fair: The pig butchers selling sausages to pig mom's was kind of a hint.
dphiffer pro 2 days ago
My kids adore What Do People Do All Day and much of is delightfully innocent and pro-worker. But there's also plenty I go out of my way to skip, "Mother's Work Is Never Done," with its rigid gender roles, and the police one are always a pass for me.
samh pro 2 days ago
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko
But Doctor… I AM Goldbug!
jessamyn pro 7 hours ago
Picklecar too.
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3rdparty

Arab Strap - You You You (official video)

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WAKE UP EVERYONE NEW ARAB STRAP SINGLE JUST DROPPED
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3rdparty pro 15 hours ago
// The single, in the age-old Arab Strap tradition, includes a cascade of zesty couplets, from the Rabelaisian (“I’ve got watchlists I’ll never watch/And pruritus scroti in my crotch”) to the self-incriminating (“And if you’re streaming this song on Spotify, then we both fund weapons-grade AI”) and the righteously indignant (“Nobody pays for abhorrent behaviour/Fuck these demagogues cosplaying saviours”). //
scruss pro 12 hours ago
I have no idea why I missed out on Arab Strap before this
LocalStain pro 5 hours ago
This is dynamite.
nikkuneko

9 years of MLTSHP (and counting)

square phone pic: a closeup of a light blue shirt and royal blue hoodie, folded so their logos are adjacent. the light blue shirt has the cursive MLKSHK logo, and the royal blue has the MLTSHP deelux logo.
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square phone pic: a closeup of a light blue shirt and royal blue hoodie, folded so their logos are adjacent. the light blue shirt has the cursive MLKSHK logo, and the royal blue has the MLTSHP deelux logo.
happy anniversary, you weirdos!

on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.

nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.

(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com

for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
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danelectro pro 5 days ago
i need more of youse artwork fuckers
Davezilla pro 5 days ago
I think I still have the black on black shirt
y95 5 days ago
I know I still have the black on black shirt
wjcstp pro 5 days ago
We should try to organize something for the 10th anniversary, maybe a global MLTUP day?
nikkuneko pro 5 days ago
@wjcstp a great idea; i would love that!
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 days ago
Out of curiosity, when did MLKSHK launch?
nikkuneko pro 5 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick i can’t remember an exact date, but i remember it being in beta late 2010 or early 2011? i think it did publicly launch in 2011
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 days ago
I know I discovered it at my first job, which I left in 2012, so your timeline fits with that.
pk pro 5 days ago
@nikkineko @BennyTheIcepick I was going to say it was already a habit of mine when I started a job in 2011. I decided to check!

Archive.org has:

May 17, 2010
Two bad gateway captures. Probably Andre et al beginning work
https://web.archive.org/web...

February 2, 2011
An opening soon page:
https://web.archive.org/web...

May 23, 2011
First result with an open sign up page
https://web.archive.org/web...

As a whole, our 15th is one week away!
pk pro 5 days ago
ps: Donate to Archive.org, who made this possible: https://archive.org/donate...
nikkuneko pro 5 days ago
@pk ah, thank you for the sleuthing! to pin it down. (and for the donation link, that is important!)

i knew it was still in beta when i started posting (jan. 2011) and that other pilers had been using it for image embeds for a few months before i asked for an invite, but could not pin down better dates. i appreciate that framework!
pk pro 5 days ago
pps: their blog shows they were open for some by the end of 2010: https://web.archive.org/web...

I know we could just ask them, but this is the way of the internet
devilsrancher pro 5 days ago
Still awesome.
3rdparty pro 5 days ago
My stealth shirt is so stealthy I cannot find it in my pile of dark tshirts
jpoulos pro 5 days ago
Y'all rule.
jpoulos pro 5 days ago
Never forget: https://mltshp.com/mlkshktheme
foolianajarley 5 days ago
Been lurking around since the mlkshk days and so grateful.
B6FA798A3449 pro 5 days ago
Thanks to all who make this work. This place has been one of my internet homes since early mlkshk.
joost 5 days ago
15 years?? Wow
foist pro 5 days ago
Plate of shrimp: I grabbed my old mlkshk stealth logo tee to wear today for the first time in at least a couple of years.

BTW, I love y'all, but we need a member drive.
nikkuneko pro 4 days ago
@foist we've talked about membership drives in the past but it's never really solidified into anything. it would be good to get the conversation going again, see if we can capitalize on the growing demand for "unenshittified" web communities.
waa pro 4 days ago
I also still have that black on black shirt. it's wonderful.
jessamyn pro 4 days ago
@foist Someone needs to build the code for a "have an account, give an account" widget. I think Al has the designs ready to go. I'd love to do that. Also let's be clear: we are fine with money. A member drive would just be to get new folks in here, share the love etc. <3 everyone.
idogcow 4 days ago
Keep Circulating the Tapes
cristin pro 4 days ago
I always get the reminder on this day as my scoops renew
waldopepper pro 4 days ago
Hells yeh!
joshuac pro 3 days ago
Happy MLTSHP/MLKSHK Day. Thank you for nearly ten years of happiness in this community that is so appreciated.
joshmillard pro 3 days ago
<3 <3 <3
mare pro 3 days ago
I just re-scooped after I canceled my membership in a bout of cost cutting measures somewhere during last year. Mea culpa.
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artwells

Off the Grill at Chez Wells

Ribs on a tray
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Ribs on a tray
Update of

https://mltshp.com/p/1RQ1Z
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WikiAdam Yesterday
Hell yeah.
poorusher Yesterday
Yabba Dabba Do
jive_t pro 23 hours ago
Single serving
ian_crowther

Harmonies Pizza & Ice Cream

A storefront window with white vinyl signage reading Harmonies Pizza & Ice Cream.
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A storefront window with white vinyl signage reading Harmonies Pizza & Ice Cream.
My friend Will, late of Handsome Pizza on Killingsworth, has against all odds opened a new parlor in St Johns, PDX.

He was kind enough to ask me to design a logo for the new spot and managed to get vinyl installed in time for last week's friends & family opening.
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WikiAdam 3 days ago
Will's a friend of mine as well! Love the logo design, great work on that. Happy to have access to his pizza again, even if the new location is quite a hike for me out in Gresham.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
came back to say that this photo has the vibe of fred herzog shot. nice.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
and nice work on the logo! it looks great!
ian_crowther pro 2 days ago
@WikiAdam Small world! Though not small enough to make it easy to get to St Johns, I guess.
ian_crowther pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko That's very kind! I was planning on getting some photos for my portfolio, I feel like I got lucky that some folks had just sat down.
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dogwelder

Thursday Morning Movie 20: Sick Clips

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Certain to be my most popular video of all time.
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MackReed pro 20 hours ago
Times like these…
roue 20 hours ago
I can't weight for the next one.
BennyTheIcepick pro 19 hours ago
If you can’t come up with something, come down with something, amirite?
dogwelder pro 10 hours ago
@roue I almost did weight, but Youtube already thinks I'm riunning a weight loss blog just from the single mention at the top of each video.
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joffaboy

The hexagon at Saturn's pole

Photo of a speckled shape, roughly hexagonal, in the upper atmosphere of Saturn
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Photo of a speckled shape, roughly hexagonal, in the upper atmosphere of Saturn
https://www.tumblr.com/photos-o...

Source - NASA
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tamrow pro Yesterday
Nip slip
WikiAdam Yesterday
Man the universe is fuckin bananas
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
"They," was gonna nuke that area, and maybe decided against it. Who knows?
poorusher Yesterday
Bend Sinister
mashcan 22 hours ago
"A peculiarly shaped wind pattern has been whipping around Saturn's north polar region for decades. First discovered by NASA’s Voyager mission in the early 1980s, the planet’s six-sided jet stream, known as the hexagon, is somewhat of an oddity. Diverse bands of winds and rotating vortices circle the eye of a hurricane-like storm centered on the north pole. Moving at more than 200 mph, the jet stream is several thousand miles long and could encompass Earth twice. In 2012, NASA’s Cassini spacecraft captured the most detailed and comprehensive images of the speedy system yet. Watch the video to see Saturn's jet stream in motion."

https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/11468
mashcan 22 hours ago
"The hexagon measures about 15,000 miles across, or more than five times the width of Antarctica."
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snarkout

Midsommar (2019)

A screencap from the 1966 Batman show; a red-faced Adam West, in Batman cowl, pokes his head up through a hole in some foliage.
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A screencap from the 1966 Batman show; a red-faced Adam West, in Batman cowl, pokes his head up through a hole in some foliage.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Titled as found.
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snarkout

I was Cleopatra, actually

The cover of a comic book. "Meet Jason Blood as the DEMON", the last in big red letters. A giant draconian monster is bearing down on Etrigan and Jason Blood, who are frantically tugging on chains at its feet. "If you lived a former life... then you may become a victom of the Reincarnators!"
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The cover of a comic book. "Meet Jason Blood as the DEMON", the last in big red letters. A giant draconian monster is bearing down on Etrigan and Jason Blood, who are frantically tugging on chains at its feet. "If you lived a former life... then you may become a victom of the Reincarnators!"
source: https://tainthemeat.wordpress.com/2013...

#kirbythursday remembers it well.
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nikkuneko

Get The Look™

photoshopped image: the infamous shot from "twin peaks" in which the villainous entity BOB creeps over the couch in the living room toward the camera, except it has been overlaid with fake titles and prices in the style of an IKEA catalog. in white text, the overlays include "GLÖDLAMPA lamp $15", "KONSTFULL vase $4.30", "BEKVÄM couch $315", and "KAFFE table $119", as well as the blue and yellow IKEA logo in the bottom right corner.
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photoshopped image: the infamous shot from "twin peaks" in which the villainous entity BOB creeps over the couch in the living room toward the camera, except it has been overlaid with fake titles and prices in the style of an IKEA catalog. in white text, the overlays include "GLÖDLAMPA lamp $15", "KONSTFULL vase $4.30", "BEKVÄM couch $315", and "KAFFE table $119", as well as the blue and yellow IKEA logo in the bottom right corner.
"take home the trauma today!"

i saw this elsewhere in the recommended for you internet sludge and had a good cackle. saving the highest-resolution instance i could find through google image search.

via:
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snarkout pro Yesterday
Those meatballs you like are back in style.
Robotron_smith Yesterday
@snarkout - perfect.
idogcow Yesterday
Unassembled, flat packed in plastic

@snarkout no notes!
JonGerlach pro Yesterday
This would be a brilliant ad campaign
owl Yesterday
Pick up some Garmonbozia while you're there.
waldopepper pro 13 hours ago
I will catch you with my Ikea bag.
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Argie

The More You Know

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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Dunno about the Roman friezes so much but otherwise this could be pretty cool.
owl 18 hours ago
Likely an unpopular opinion around these parts, but fuck yeah. Anything to cut the romanticized concrete blight
MackReed

give me back my phone

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Source : https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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MackReed

the s.s. …?

A smiling man sits in the rear seat of a long blue tandem kayak, a small black terrier between his knees.
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A smiling man sits in the rear seat of a long blue tandem kayak, a small black terrier between his knees.
the dog (L) told us he loves lakes so much that we needed to get a tandem kayak, so we did. Used, with all the gear, at a great price.

She is not named yet - we’re waiting for her to name herself while afloat.

Proper nautical log entries to follow at some point.
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joost 2 days ago
Waiting for the flood!
thelonius Yesterday
three-hour tour
samh pro Yesterday
This is going to be delightful! In related news, we named our trusty canoe The Western Star.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Kayak McKayakface
scruss pro Yesterday
All lake kayaks are called bobby
Xedrik Yesterday
Mine is named Big Freedia, because it's a kayakayakayakayakayakayaka ;)
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Ripple.
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@scruss unless they are swampy
scruss pro Yesterday
@crazyunclejoe they'll still be a bit bobby, only more sloshy
roonie pro Yesterday
S.S. Ferguson
minimumsafedistance 21 hours ago
SS Argyle
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joffaboy

Thylacines at rest

Sunbathing thylacines
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Sunbathing thylacines
Source/date unknown.
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roonie pro Yesterday
If it wasn't for their very strong jaws and remarkably sharp teeth, you'd just want to smoosh their little faces and cuddle them all up!
Argie pro Yesterday
The saddest of all posts, ever 😒

for those unaware, this is likely the last two ever Tassie Tigers, now extinct and totally because... us
scruss pro Yesterday
They're all at rest now
bezt pro Yesterday
Probably Beaumaris Zoo, Hobart, c. 1918. https://au.news.yahoo.com/unseen-p...
bezt pro Yesterday
@bezt Rev. George H. Judd’s Thylacines: https://connectsci.au/az...
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otaman

smothered with affection

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BennyTheIcepick

Sputtering Flame (a poem)

A screenshot of a poem, entitled "Sputtering Flame," in simple white text on a dark background.

The poem reads:

Your wondrous spark set me alight.
A candle, burning against the darkness 
Never so alive, never so full of warmth and purpose:
To illuminate your every move 
And keep the monsters at bay. 
You would dance in my light,
And with every flicker of my flame, the playful shadows would dance along with you.

You inspired me to burn brighter 
Though neither of us seemed to notice 
The wax melting
Dripping 
Pooling on the tablecloth 
In globs of color 
Because, misshapen though I became,
I felt the warm joy of being able to watch you thrive. 

As I began to sputter, rather than tend my flame 
You grew upset at the fading light 
And the long unflattering shadows it cast upon you. 
The wax gathered at your feet now 
Cold, hardened, no longer malleable 
And you grew cold as well. 

Reduced to ash and ember
Still I smolder
Though I can no longer brighten your smile,
No longer warm your skin,
No longer keep your demons from you.
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A screenshot of a poem, entitled "Sputtering Flame," in simple white text on a dark background.

The poem reads:

Your wondrous spark set me alight.
A candle, burning against the darkness
Never so alive, never so full of warmth and purpose:
To illuminate your every move
And keep the monsters at bay.
You would dance in my light,
And with every flicker of my flame, the playful shadows would dance along with you.

You inspired me to burn brighter
Though neither of us seemed to notice
The wax melting
Dripping
Pooling on the tablecloth
In globs of color
Because, misshapen though I became,
I felt the warm joy of being able to watch you thrive.

As I began to sputter, rather than tend my flame
You grew upset at the fading light
And the long unflattering shadows it cast upon you.
The wax gathered at your feet now
Cold, hardened, no longer malleable
And you grew cold as well.

Reduced to ash and ember
Still I smolder
Though I can no longer brighten your smile,
No longer warm your skin,
No longer keep your demons from you.
Pardon my angst and brooding. Going through a difficult breakup after a long and agonizing decline. Over the past few months as the relationship began to circle the drain I started writing poems to process my feelings.

After yet another sleepless night, I penned this one around 4am this morning.
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joost Yesterday
Ach. I have been there. :-(
Hang in there. It's a dark tunnel. But I see light glimmering.
joost Yesterday
('Ach' is related to jiddisch 'oy'. Perhaps scottish 'och'. Same guttural g. Interjection of empathy. So not like 'argh')
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Nice poem, and metaphor. Best to you, and the new day's light.
MackReed pro Yesterday
peace and serenity, brother.
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