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0y3ahSansAcut3

Slice Of Pallasite Meteorite

A slice of a rare meteorite type, Pallasite. Metal matrix with Olivine inclusions. Black metal surrounds yellowish crystal pieces, looks like the material polishes well.
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A slice of a rare meteorite type, Pallasite. Metal matrix with Olivine inclusions. Black metal surrounds yellowish crystal pieces, looks like the material polishes well.
A slice of the Esquel pallasite, clearly showing the large olivine crystals suspended in the metal matrix.

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0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
dphiffer

me

an iron portail half open and the text says no i don't have instaram contact me through a series of intricate rituals
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an iron portail half open and the text says no i don't have instaram contact me through a series of intricate rituals
source: https://tldr.nettime.org/@everyth...
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snarkout

Ginger Ale and Tomato Sandwich No. 1

Hyperrealistic painting of a sandwich (tomato and lettuce on white bread, split down the middle, with a single bite taken) on a white plate and red placemat on a table. To the side, with the sun shining through it, is a glass of ginger ale.
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Hyperrealistic painting of a sandwich (tomato and lettuce on white bread, split down the middle, with a single bite taken) on a white plate and red placemat on a table. To the side, with the sun shining through it, is a glass of ginger ale.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Mary Pratt, 1999. #painting #paintings
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LocalStain pro 6 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch... and a tomato sandwich.
infini

 

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dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
After the success of the Harry Potter movies, Nagini found it hard to get more movie work. Fortunately she was able to fall back on her plumber's training.
jive_t pro an hour ago
Thulsa Doom’s shower
otaman pro an hour ago
The handheld not being a smaller thinner snake seem like a missed opportunity.
n0wak

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

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infini

French trade unions have BBQs that fit tram tracks for protest marches

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me3dia pro an hour ago
Says a lot about the Parisian commitment to A) transportation, B) strikes, and C) lunch.
nikkuneko

long weekend selfie

black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
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black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
spent the weekend checking in on my parents after their town was hit by (positively massive) hail and a tornado.

i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.

the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.

since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.

i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.

anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
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wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
Glad they missed the worst of it, nasty storm
0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
Yer mug is a keeper!
idogcow 18 hours ago
🫂
williwaw pro 18 hours ago
you look really great, STOP RUNNING YOURSELF DOWN :)
m3moellering 8 hours ago
Not easy work. I’m glad you have the wherewithal to reflect. And I appreciate you sharing.
shaniber pro 5 hours ago
I'm interested in seeing wrinkled-ass LEGO mugs. Are those a thing?
tweedlydo pro an hour ago
what williwaw said
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infini

 

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LocalStain

Madeline Kahn - You'd Be Surprised!

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#essential, #covers, #maestro

TiL that Ms Kahn and I share a birthday.

(les claypool too!)
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bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
I share a birthday with Wil Wheaton, Geddy Lee and my ex-mother-in-law.
wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
@bencmeissner whoa, we have the same birthday
Lockjaw pro 37 minutes ago
Oh man, I just got Neil Diamond.
infini

 

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tweedlydo

meet me at the chambana amtrak station in five minutes if you want a bear hug

sign at an amtrak station indicating chicago to the right and carbondale to the left, next to a sign that reads “welcome to champagne-urbana”
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sign at an amtrak station indicating chicago to the right and carbondale to the left, next to a sign that reads “welcome to champagne-urbana”
*waves in nik’s direction*
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nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
*remote bear hug from my office*
be warm! safe travels back!
ba pro 7 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
tweedlydo pro 7 hours ago
@nikkuneko i SQUEALED at your office building

@ba i have been singing that ALL WEEK in my head
wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
This train trip has been a lot of fun, but holy cow don’t count on the timing of anything with Amtrak.
nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
@tweedlydo next time, it deserves a proper flipping-off

@wjcstp i love amtrak so much, but they're really hindered by no-one respectin' them! law says passenger lines are SUPPOSED to have priority over freight, but they constantly have to wait for freight lines ignoring the law and barreling through.
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LocalStain

Best Death Scene Ever

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I'm pretty sure his mustache was up for Best Supporting Actor...
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fnerg pro an hour ago
Shut UP already! (BLAM)
otaman pro an hour ago
Until he knocked the bottle off the dresser I was convinced he was just moving slowly (acting!), and not actually filmed in slow motion.
poorusher

New baby names dropped

One of my cousins lists she sent my sister of name ideas. is it a tragedeigh? 
Brixlynne 
Tork 
Quintorious 
Lausange 
Verawnika 
Chrystile 
Brendtly 
Mack'lyn 
Mc'kinleygh 
Nicholeigha
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One of my cousins lists she sent my sister of name ideas. is it a tragedeigh?
Brixlynne
Tork
Quintorious
Lausange
Verawnika
Chrystile
Brendtly
Mack'lyn
Mc'kinleygh
Nicholeigha
There are 20 slides in this post, mostly with amazing names. Jessica and I were in tears at some of them.
https://www.instagram.com/p...

Burt Mack'lyn FBI
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nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
hi, i'm ny'klaughis, but my friends call me nyik
ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
I'm stuck on "Lausange". Lasagne? Lozenge? Los Ange?
williwaw pro 6 hours ago
@ardgedee It's only Lausange if the baby's in France, otherwise it's Sparkling Lasagna.
bubbalumpkis pro 6 hours ago
@ardgedee I'm going with the pronunciation "Lozeng-ia" - a sort of portmanteau of lozenge and lasagne...
bubbalumpkis pro 6 hours ago
Also, "Tork" is kind of great.
poorusher 6 hours ago
Yeah we are loving Tork!
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
Shaneighneigh (she's a horse girl)
samh pro 6 hours ago
The apostrophes need to be pronounced with that tongue clicking noise to make them even better.
3rdparty pro 6 hours ago
Unfortunately there is a whole subreddit devoted to this specific decline of civilization: https://www.reddit.com/r...
n0wak 5 hours ago
Did they run through the Klingon name generator?
homerj 2 hours ago
Tork is fun but also a sure way to be nicknamed Dork all through school.
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snarkout

Fabulous Flo

A black-and-white photograph. A smiling young woman with shoulder-length dark hair, wearing a stripy halter dress, stands in an office next to a framed poster of Tyrone Power's "I'll Never Forget You".
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A black-and-white photograph. A smiling young woman with shoulder-length dark hair, wearing a stripy halter dress, stands in an office next to a framed poster of Tyrone Power's "I'll Never Forget You".
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Florence Steinberg, Stan Lee's secretary and Marvel's fan club manager, was born on this day in 1939. She eventually quit Marvel when Lee wouldn't give her a $5/week raise; worked in trade journal publishing; became friends with Trina Robbins and a bunch of other underground comix folks; and published the important early indie comics volume "Big Apple Comix" (with work by Wally Wood, Larry Hama, Neal Adams, Archie Goodwin, and more).
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Zebra Heads, Vasarely

Black and white op art painting by Victor Vasarely, with zebra heads, curving together, all stripes, graphic.
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Black and white op art painting by Victor Vasarely, with zebra heads, curving together, all stripes, graphic.
Victor Vasarely was a Hungarian-French artist, 1906-1997, who is widely accepted as a "grandfather" and leader of the Op art movement. His work titled Zebra, created in 1937, is considered by some to be one of the earliest examples of Op Art...
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LocalStain

Imagination requires empathy.

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source- https://old.reddit.com/r...
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dad

 

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A poor quality animation of a dancing leprechaun
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dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
Leprechauns On The Moon!
brundlefly

Elias Emery Ellery, born on this day in 1919

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My grandfather, aka Papa Ray.
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artwells pro 18 hours ago
I would have also accepted Sun Tzu
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
@artwells "All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we don't have to attack, we don't attack; when using our forces, we must careen about like a drunk teenager in mom's SUV; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are near; when far away, we must make him believe we are far away."
LocalStain

✔️

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Sailormom

Aztec Camera – Backwards And Forwards 10" EP 1985

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I've somehow been able to hold onto this since high school. It contains two versions of Jump, the loaded version can be heard here:

https://mltshp.com/p/1RM9V
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ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
Memories!
nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
love that jacket design. (saving to /VinylLove)

someone i dated forever ago put some aztec camera on mixes she made for me, but i never really gave them the proper deep dive they deserved. one of these days i'll go back and give their stuff more of a listen.
wombatman70

“Kick me” sign for fascist politicians

A piece of a cardboard box sits in the grass, with printed instructions that read “punch in & remove”
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A piece of a cardboard box sits in the grass, with printed instructions that read “punch in & remove”
Found on the ground walking the dog yesterday
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tamrow pro 6 hours ago
Just another day at the office.
y95 2 hours ago
towels-in-a-box
kokogiak

Suburban Springtime

Two mangled shopping carts, seen atop a melting mountain of snow in a parking lot.
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Two mangled shopping carts, seen atop a melting mountain of snow in a parking lot.
Two mangled shopping carts emerge from the melting mountain of snow in our local BJs (it's like Costco) parking lot in suburban Massachusetts.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Raindrops on roses, and snow plows and shopping carts...
Great photo.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Later, the unfortunate shoppers who were also caught in the snow plow impact also emerge from the snow.
bezt pro 22 hours ago
Soundtrack: Grieg’s _Morning Mood_
MackReed

monday

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bezt pro Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1P9LN
ba pro Yesterday
The tigers, vain and aggressive, turn into a pool of golden ghee, which is a type of clarified butter common in India.
roonie pro Yesterday
Gas prices are killing the donut community.
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
@bezt 💋
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
@ba 🏆
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tweedlydo

oscars sinners in NOLA

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some folks who were in or worked on sinners at our watch party in NOLA
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
You're in NOLA?! If you're able, go to Turkey and the Wolf and get a fried bologna sandwich. Or go to Mahogany Jazz Hall and have some absinthe.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
or both
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner we didn’t get to Turkey and the Wolf, but I’ll put it on the list for next trip.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Looks like a fun group to hang out with! Jealous!
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snowbow

 

r/spaceporn - The Supermoon’s light caused iridescence in the cirrostratus clouds, painting them with a rainbow colors [OC]
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r/spaceporn - The Supermoon’s light caused iridescence in the cirrostratus clouds, painting them with a rainbow colors [OC]
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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n0wak

For the Gooners

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*checks notes* I'm sorry, this is NOT for the gooners. It says "GO ON"
https://www.phillips.com/detail...
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y95 23 hours ago
WNB
w1nt3rmut3 22 hours ago
Would you like some tea, father?
minimumsafedistance 7 hours ago
yeah, be careful summoning the goons.
joffaboy

Spidey senses are tingling!

Comic panel - SubMariner and Spider-Man getting whooped
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Comic panel - SubMariner and Spider-Man getting whooped
https://sh.itjust.works/post...
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tonyb pro 16 hours ago
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Pow! Right in the web shooter!
greenskpr pro 8 hours ago
worst.biopsy.ever
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
Now cough
ba pro 7 hours ago
speaking of, I just saw this a couple days ago, and I highly recommend it: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m...
snarkout pro 2 hours ago
I fisted hard, He-Man, but I could not fist them all.
otaman pro 55 minutes ago
Not the PEG bowel preparation he signed up for
otaman pro 53 minutes ago
Also I'm wondering what the Don Martin sound effect for this would be...

"SPLORTCH!" or some such
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KMAlexander

Uly's getting a sister.

A black and white dog snuggling with a toy.
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A black and white dog snuggling with a toy.
Getting her from a shelter in Texas. She’s almost a year old and is a Poodle/Blue Heeler mix. I grew up with cattle dogs so I am excited.

Uly just turned two. He see/runs/plays with his buddies (two pit bull mixes and occasional other neighborhood dogs) almost daily on his morning walk, but even after that he has so much energy and could use a pal.

Looking forward to meeting her!
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
Exciting news!
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Yay!
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Uly is adorable!
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
@mcmjolnir That's the new pup—we haven't named her until we meet her. Uly is over here: https://kmalexander.com/2026...
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
(He's also adorable.)
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
@KMAlexander confirmed, Actual Uly is adorable!
samh pro 2 days ago
I recently posted a picture of our Moose. He was a Texas rescue as well. May the meeting of the dogs go well for you all!
gormat Yesterday
So a bluedle heeler?
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snarkout

#FFU

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Color photograph of a soccer match; a player in maroon is struck full in the face by a soccer ball. Two other players on his team are nearby. The ball has deformed to the extent that it looks like a hemisphere rather than a sphere. Behind him is a blond player in black at full extension, having kicked the ball.
source: https://www.theguardian.com/football...

West Ham's Konstantinos Mavropanos gets absolutely blooted in the face by Man City's Erling Haaland. (Marked NSFW at @joost's request; it's an action shot of a soccer game and safe for work.)
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ufez pro Yesterday
One of my most vivid soccer-playing memories is this happening to my teammate Neal and his glasses flying about 12 feet behind his head.
kplawver pro Yesterday
And the goalie's thinking, "there, but for the face of Mav, go I."
jtj pro Yesterday
Was this posted on Facebonk?
joost Yesterday
I don't enjoy seeing people get brain damage.
Perhaps put this behind NSFW?
y95 23 hours ago
is Blooted the actual term for this?
snarkout pro 22 hours ago
@y95 Nah, just my onomatopoeia. BLOOT!
otaman pro 21 hours ago
The Guardian describes it as "catching it straight in the mush" which is an accurate description, and "an almighty whack on the noggin," which I feel is incorrect because – at least in my mind – the noggin excludes the face.

"Blooted in the face" is a perfectly cromulent description.
Xedrik 6 hours ago
...and from out of nowhere, IT'S SCOTT STERLING!!
y95 2 hours ago
@snarkout it's a winner
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