I played pedal steel for them on their last album.

Trying to remember a short story (?) that had a man in used dress shoes that disintegrated in the rain because they were actually 'burial shoes'

Great t-shirt!

*starts chanting "atticus! atticus!"*

What an inspired, and hopeful naming, for a doubtlessly great kid.

❤️

I love his sign!

tagging as 'appeal to entirely appropriate authority'

"We don't do death markets because your victim might notice somebody's posted odds on their continuing survival, which we consider an unfair influence on the betting pool."

D-06, love the ambiguity

I had D-04 and D-22. That was a well loved jacket and I did not have the presence of mind to rescue the patches from it.

do NOT remember D-19 from my peak Richie Rich reading days!

D-14 because it's creepy

This is great and all but if people won’t/can’t vote it makes no difference.

@3rdparty Flip that: let’s get all the people to vote. Then this really makes a difference.

@3rdparty I see your vote, and raise you a series of riots.

@MackReed agreed! It's better than nothing...and it's kind of all the people have right now.

i remember seeing these

i literally have a version of this still. Will have to mode it soon.

So cool, I love The Toy Dolls, I'll have to get this

Well I'm loving that this is new. I just assumed it was over 40 years old on first glance.

Pitch: PERFECT.

@dad Given the prominence of the Toy Dolls piece, that is *completely* understandable.

@chauffi Enjoy! I haven't gotten very far into this new issue yet, but I've really dug the first two. You should also get a pretty sweet sticker included.

Oh no! Happy and not-so-good birthday to you nonetheless!

happy birthday and a swift recovery!

Ow! Heal swiftly, you!

Here’s to increased blood flow and healing to your tarsals!

♡♡♡

Happy birthday! Get well soon!

🥰🥰🥰thank you. It makes me think i am now entering seniordom

@infini The subtle difference between falling over and having "A Fall".
You tell people, and where they used to laugh, they now smile sympathetically and nod.
It gets worse!
Get well soon, ya poor old chook!

@roonie oh god yes! And young colleagues in late 20s come forward to hold your elbow

Aw.

damn. Another Ivor Cutler collaborator gone.

I was always amused to hear that he was such an inspiring teacher to the YBAs of the early 1990s

Mazel tov!

Subscribed!

Best of luck!

Go go go!

bless you for going back into education. we need more good ones like you. i'll be vibing in your direction and looking in on your blog with great interest.

<sigh> anything but nazistack. ghost, beehiv...

I have a career’s worth of docs I can share if you’d like. mmoellering@gmail.com for a convo.

hey, as a guy that randomly transitioned to teaching for 4 years around the pandemic peak, also with some adult spicy brain revelations, seriously hit me up with your thoughts. teaching is HARD but incredibly amazing. it takes a while to develop the muscles, but it's worth it. seriously, hit me up.

Auto like, but especially for added wimple content.

Aw.

Saved with regret to https://mltshp.com/onepanel.

"Gustav's Neon Wimple" is a very '90s-sounding band name.

so much for my backup @NEOTROPOLIS costume.

the anti-zuul?

Hairdo by Dairy Queen

"It's hard to explain kids, but early answering machines were pretty weird."

You both look FABULOUS.

What @MackReed said +++

@MackReed @Argie thanks!!!

Swanky as heck! How was the show? Dita is something else, I can’t imagine being able to see her live.

@BennyTheIcepick It was good! That said, I actually prefer the small kind of burlesque or revue kind of shows. Her show is bigger, and this theatre is really quite large, yet it didn't feel too small for them - so that was pretty darn good.

In the end she did the famous cocktail glass act, and that's when you really feel how mesmerisingly good she is. But the other acts were darn good as well.

Happy Monday!

Unf that hatching is SUMPTUOUS

"no capes."

https://mltshp.com/atomic is approximately 50% thevaultoftheatomicspaceage by weight.

this is still 100% effective against fallout!

so great if you live in a country that won't get nuked.

Vault 31

@tamrow !

Vibes and hugs

When PTO looses it edge, nothing elsedoes. Reach out if you need to talk.

If it's any solace, none of us have a clue what we're doing.

And I hear you about 'doing nothing at work can be exhausting'. I've been there too.

hugs. Thank you for letting us know this is going on for you--you are very much not alone.

Sorry, that sounds harsh. I’ve run free resume workshops in the past. If/when you have the spoons for a 1:1 interview-style voice chat to work on your resume hmu. Same goes for other mltshpers. I’m on US/Pacific time.

Nothing but love for you, my friend. I wish I had wisdom to share, it sounds like you are shouldering a lot.

Hugs, my friend. That kind of consistent stress is unsustainable. If you can make time in the morning to job search that may help. Then you’re not already drained.

work always sucks, and bosses always suck, and here’s to both of them sucking much less for you, very soon, in whatever way you can manifest. you deserve better.

Thank you for letting us know. I’m late to the party but I support you all the same. I hope you find resolution soon.

Hey thanks for letting us know. We're here for you. I was in a similar work situation for a few years until two years ago, we got new management that was completely soul crushing. I got another credential and put my resume out there and now I'm in a much better situation but it was a slog. You're not alone in this and now that you've named it an escape plan will materialize and you'll be in a much better situation soon. Keep us posted!

Sorry to hear the work situation hasn’t improved. Maybe it’s time to take a good week of PTO to recharge and get the resume tuned up?

Heard. Thinking of you.

Och, I'm sorry. A workplace that has to put up posters about burnout knows it has a problem and not dealing with it is how they roll.

Fuck that exec in particular. Can you move groups?

Let me at [exec] and I’ll give him an earful!

thanks everyone for the feedback and support. i appreciate everyone taking the time to just read and commiserate. sometimes it's nice to just vent and know someone else has been through it.

i'll find the time and energy to equip myself. i think i will take up the kind offers for assistance in the near future. i tried updating my resume yesterday and oh boy does it ever need some work. (read: oh boy, do i ever need some work)

i have more to say but for now thanks all for listening and being such a great community <3

We live in amazing times, and we're choosing to piss it away.

"Jestem na tym zdjęciu i mi się nie podoba"
(allegedly, "I'm in this picture and I don't like it")

I read an article last week that taked about AI replacing the need for archaeological excavations. AI will simply look at the location and tell you what is below the ground.

I would normally laugh at this but the reality is that if big business and govt accept that as the minimum required for due dilligance then there's sod all we can do about it. I despair. Of course I will have snuck off from this mortal coil before it happens but... it might happen and that's pretty fucked up.

cycloids are subtle shapes, and lots of mathematicians argued about their area before integral calculus was developed. There isn't a nice tidy graphical proof, but I like that one early researcher cut one out of thin metal and weighed it, finding it was 3× the weight of the generating circle.

mmmm, pie

Where the sidewalk ends

dpollak must be gutted.

Oof, and I thought Chromes were expensive

I still want one though. There is no way to get that sound on an electric bass. The "make your bass sound like an upright" things you will get told just make you sound like a muted electric bass. There's just no way, the whole envelope of the notes are way different.

@wjcstp afaict, $500 is more or less a midrange price for gut/synthetic string set. I've seen $800 and up for some.

@thelonius I'm 100% certain that if I'd picked up double bass a couple decades ago I'd have had a blast. My hands are too wrecked now and I'm pretty sure I'd damage them further. It doesn't keep me from wishing, though.

And yeah, the challenge of course is that there are all kinds of double-bass sounds. If you only have a bass guitar, which kind of DB do you want to sound like and what compromises are you willing to make to get there? Keeping in mind you will never ever get the sound of a bowed instrument, give that up right now.

The other side of that coin is there *is* a good-enough to pass in most electric music situations -- it doesn't actually take a lot to be double-bass-ish enough to keep the audience happy. It's harder to get away with faking it in acoustic groups or small jazz ensembles.

Villanueva's Dune is an expensive, two dimensional, ripoff of Dune.

Wow. https://www.instagram.com/p...

Watch out for those bent bottles!

In Russia, Stenli Flattens You

and vice versa.

"Hey...the newspaper called me an actor!"

<creepy_bunny_patting_toilet_seat.gif >

Paid on commission. A buck for every photo made.

[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing]

Got a flashback to the Macon Mall in 1999 and passing the mall eater bunny and it was wearing latex gloves, like it was part of the costume. White fur and proportionally small black gloves.

cancelled!

Are the Christmas Decorations still up?

Flawless execution!

Kudos!

Remember the checklist. https://mltshp.com/p/1R7R2

This is bloody awesome.

And I would love to retoot it but can't see it over at mastodon.social on your feed, or trying to tunnel thru to awgeez.help

A+

Bravo!

Great kid, and great parenting! This made my day.

Yay!

My husband and I had a 30 minute discussion about you and your daughter last night. It was half "Just how/what does one be such a good parent to raise such an amazing kid?" and half "I'm so goddamn jealous of robotmachine's daughter having parenting like this." Seriously, you're such good parents it made me cry with appreciation (and more than a little envy - I would've given everything to have parents like you). All the kudos we can give!!! Well done, well done.

Also your daughter has more coolness in just this act than I've had my entire life hahahahaha ;) Amazing kid! Cannot wait to see what else she does!

@williwaw Wow. It’s hard for me to know how to respond. We have had a lot of hard years for various reasons so it’s easy to overlook the good times.

She is perpetually the funniest goofball I know. I have many good stories about her.

I think she will wind up doing a lot of cool stuff in her life. She’s only 11!

@robotmachine Just be proud and appreciative of what you've figured out/done, and the strength you've shown to do it, during those hard times: you've given your kids the amazing gift of the power and confidence to be themselves. It's a rare gift most people don't have. :)

@williwaw She is remarkable in a lot of ways. She is trans and we had to basically flee our home in SC so that she could continue just being a normal kid at school. We just got to Baltimore in October (the day she turned 11, as it happens[^0]). At first she wanted to keep it to herself and not say anything. She came out to us when she was 2.5 and has never lived as anything but just a girl in her memory. She was betrayed by her old school as they outed her to all school admins and expected her to just accept that she had to use the bathroom in the learning disability classroom[^2] as though that wouldn’t make the other 4th graders wonder why. They had a sex ed class pretty soon after she got to the new school and they covered trans stuff like it was just another fact of life. She came home in a good mood, but when she started to tell me about the class she started to choke up and cried. She hadn’t really thought about why it made her feel good until that moment. She was completely overcome with joy just because who she is was brought up and treated with complete disinterested routine fashion. It was everything she didn’t understand she needed. She came out to her class the next day. No one cared. She was thrilled. She’s just the weird kid who makes everyone laugh so hard they can’t breathe. Kids who have known her for a few months now recognise me (when I’m at the playground with just my youngest) as her parent. They tell me without being asked that she’s so funny and the smartest kid they know.

Things with Opal aren’t the only thing I have been dealing with in the past few years. But that aspect has gone so well that it’s really helped me through the rest.

Anyway idk why I’m rambling on. Thanks for the kind words. Please enjoy the footnotes.

0. she actually turned 11 while we were in one of the tunnels on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel[^1] which she was thrilled about. It hit midnight and she was doing a dance in the van.

1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

2. No disrespect to those kids. I was a substitute in my late teens for the special education class my mom taught (she has since retired), but it is hard to not feel that it is a bit on the nose and rude that they would have her go specifically there instead of her being allowed in the girls room.

(What is the record for footnotes on a Mltshp comment?)

SO much to say, thank you for your "rambling", it's *wonderful*. Not the greatest space for a long discussion as I'd like, but so let me just say I bawled for a good half hour after reading your comment, happy/good tears. There's no doubt we have some tough times ahead and oh my goodness you're setting up your kids for the success. We will need people like your daughter sooooooooooo badly. You are a good parent.

Anyhoo more to say, so check your @s. :)

Ever since I first saw a photo of the kinds of developments they have created in Dubai I've had this oddly noir view of future scuba divers swimming through these ruins.

/full agreement

You have to wonder how the "beach," works? Is it an open promenade, or just 50 feet of beach per property. It looks like maybe 4 people enjoying it.