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semillama

Garden visitor

Praying mantis hunting among a stand of black-eyed susans
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Praying mantis hunting among a stand of black-eyed susans
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BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
She’s splendid
snarkout

New cat just dropped

Against a black background, a small spotted cat with large eyes and rounded ears stares directly at the camera. It looks fierce, or at least as fierce as a three-pound cat can.
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Against a black background, a small spotted cat with large eyes and rounded ears stares directly at the camera. It looks fierce, or at least as fierce as a three-pound cat can.
source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals...

Leopardus tilcayo, a newly-discovered species of tiger cat (like an ocelot) from Bolivia, which weighs 3 pounds full-grown and is Very Mad about it. Photo by Joel Sartore for National Geographic.
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me3dia pro 5 hours ago
And it's already mad at you
Argie

One Short Of An Even Dozen

eleven shiny green-blue Emu eggs in a nest - bed of leaves on a forest floor
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eleven shiny green-blue Emu eggs in a nest - bed of leaves on a forest floor
A batch of Emu eggs in the Marrinup State Forest, south of Perth. Discovered during an archaeological survey we were doing in there. Dad would have been lurking around somewhere but wasn't seen. Mum shot through a while ago, as is the Emu way.
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bezt pro 8 hours ago
That’d be a big carton.
MackReed pro 8 hours ago
I’d ask how the omelette tasted but I imagine there’s some massively Aussie curse around consuming those things and one just doesn’t.
bezt pro 7 hours ago
@MackReed They’re mostly like enormous duck eggs. The only emu-based curse we have is more… general purpose. https://youtu.be/UL5cA4-z...
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Beautiful eggs!
bezt pro 4 hours ago
Come to think of it, I think the @otaman household has worked with them before. Digging through #pysanky, yup! https://mltshp.com/p/1NBOC
otaman pro 4 hours ago
@MackReed
1 emu egg equals about 10-12 chicken eggs. Larger yolk to white ratio, so richer tasting. https://www.patreon.com/foxfeath...

Deviled Emu Eggs!: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWC1
otaman pro 4 hours ago
* Or so they say – I've never had the chance to eat one
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me3dia

a poem about a plum

A skeet by John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) posted Sep 22, 2026:
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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A skeet by John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) posted Sep 22, 2026:
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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thelonius 4 hours ago
I remember in college, we read a book about Williams. His widow recounted unannounced visits by young and aspiring poets. I think Allen Ginsburg was one of these, at one time. Williams would let them in, read their verse, maybe offer a little advice. He was kind to them, but sometimes, when he had gotten rid of one, he would say: "The darned fool".
Argie

A Quokkarchaeologist

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During some recent work on their home island, Rottnest. Happy to work for food scraps but complained that the sieves were too big and too heavy.

That's his sieve in the background, no forced perspective involved

More Quokka love here https://mltshp.com/quokkatown
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m3moellering

Cabin Camping

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Taking a short break from city life. We’re high enough up in the hills that the clouds were kissing the trees this morning.
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wombatman70

Happy Dolly week, y’all!

A split image - on the left is a life-size cardboard cutout of Dolly Parton later in life (placed in my living room), wearing a vibrantly-colored patchwork dress and gold heels. On the right is a long blond wig hanging on the top corner of a closet door.
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A split image - on the left is a life-size cardboard cutout of Dolly Parton later in life (placed in my living room), wearing a vibrantly-colored patchwork dress and gold heels. On the right is a long blond wig hanging on the top corner of a closet door.
We’re ready.
Didn’t realize she was as physically small as she was until we had this life-sized cardboard cutout - where she didn’t even go al the way to the floor AND is wearing heels. But being petite never stopped her from being impactful!
May we all choose kindness and love, and the growth and benefit of others in need over our own financial gain! ❤️💃🏼🪩9️⃣2️⃣5️⃣
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otaman

Deviled Emu Egg

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https://www.patreon.com/foxfeath...

Re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWBH
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poorusher 3 hours ago
Lol there was someone on Flickr years ago who cooked a Rhea egg, I think poached, and it took like 45 minutes or something. It looked absolutely disgusting.
MackReed pro 51 minutes ago
CRIKEY!!!
jpoulos

The Movie That Captured Light That No Longer Exists

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The film is Barry Lyndon.

Do you know photography? Like, the technical side? You may appreciate this!
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jpoulos pro 7 hours ago
Does @cowboycoffee come around here these days?
joost 5 hours ago
I have a directory of screen captures of Barry Lyndon.
A lot of scenes are that beautiful.
The only other movie that I did that with is the soviet War & Peace
otaman

Daily Affirmation

Dog looking in mirror. Text reads: "I will not eat shit today."
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Dog looking in mirror. Text reads: "I will not eat shit today."
by Ruan van Vliet
20 hours ago
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hertz pro 20 hours ago
Works for dogs *and* skateboarders
jive_t pro 18 hours ago
“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt”
poorusher 14 hours ago
Good luck
MackReed

winning!

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Not one of them fit to lead. Not one.
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O_C pro 7 hours ago
All of them are fit to get in on the grift, though
thelonius 7 hours ago
I remember being worried about Mitt Romney winning the Presidential election......he has to pay for security for himself and family now
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Cruz and Scott are already dead, they just don't have the intellect left to know it. Rand Paul is just waking up to the fact of his mortality, and no one is forgetting the couch, or his guilt by assssociation, and even as a "faithful," Catholic, messing with The Popes.
spingo pro 3 hours ago
Pack of shitbirds.
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
I think they all should be made to reckon with Trumps unpopular policies. They all have failed to uphold their oaths of office.
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pk

New lair just dropped

What looks like a giant steel long, triangular shape, with many windows on the one side. It is perked on the very edge of a large mountain, with a sheer drop next to it.
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What looks like a giant steel long, triangular shape, with many windows on the one side. It is perked on the very edge of a large mountain, with a sheer drop next to it.
Santnerpass Hut is perched on a sheer cliff and resembles a giant Toblerone still in its foil – an eye-popping hit of modernity and innovation’. Photograph: Andrew Gilchrist

Picture from https://www.theguardian.com/travel...
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grantbarrett pro Yesterday
I love your title because you just know location scouts are drooling to put a James Bond antagonist at this site.
me3dia

Debbie is a Punk Rocker

black and white photo of Debbie Harry wearing a black t-shirt that reads PUNK in a funky hand-drawn font.
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black and white photo of Debbie Harry wearing a black t-shirt that reads PUNK in a funky hand-drawn font.
Debbie is a Punk Rocker
Debbie is a Punk Rocker
Debbie is a Punk Rocker no-ow

source: https://www.tumblr.com/mywitzen...
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ba

Peak Evanston

Alt text: **A cyclist wearing a yellow jacket crosses an urban intersection on a cargo bike, towing a trailer carrying two large black dogs. The bike has an American flag attached to the trailer, and cars, traffic lights, trees, and brick apartment buildings surround the intersection.**
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Alt text: **A cyclist wearing a yellow jacket crosses an urban intersection on a cargo bike, towing a trailer carrying two large black dogs. The bike has an American flag attached to the trailer, and cars, traffic lights, trees, and brick apartment buildings surround the intersection.**
source: ba's wife
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
oh my lord, the LABRADORS license plate bolted on there is either the cherry on top or the last nail in the coffin (take your pick)
ba pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko didn't even notice! I was too busy trying to work up a yoga mat joke/reference about the flooring...
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ba hah, oh man!

spoiler alert, the dogs' names are probably NAMASTE and COEXIST
ba pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko I was going to go with Arlo and Woody, but you're probably right.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ba oh man, you may have won that round, i'm dying
thelonius Yesterday
It's wild how this seems vaguely familiar (from visits to my Grandma back in the 70's).
samh pro Yesterday
Where did you find this photo of me?
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jessamyn

local friend had a "my house is turning 200" party and the snack table was off the chain

an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
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an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
An older friend of mine had a big party nominally about her house's bicentennial but really just to hang out and eat indecent amounts of snacks. I showed up two hours into a three hour party and this was "all" that was left. 😂 House is in the background, it's a nice house. This lady calls me whenever she needs to update her email signature file.
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samh pro 2 days ago
Oh you Eaterners! I brag about my 150 year old house out here in the Rockies but 200... for America, dang! That's purdy old.
ckoerner 2 days ago
I am loving the sense of community in this pic.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Oh, I'll have the whole little orange topped cake! Wonderous!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I had a party like that when my house turned 100, but the snack table wasn’t nearly that long
Robotron_smith 2 days ago
200!
Our building turns 100 this year and we’re having a party, and we are all excited about that!
Our spread is not gonna look that fabulous though, like wjcstp said.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Everything tastes better with a little age. 🖤
Argie pro 2 days ago
@wjcstp well, when you have the 200th party you can double the table length accordingly 😏
zork Yesterday
And here mine is only 126 years old. 😭
roonie pro 21 hours ago
That lady with the box is organised!
"..one of these, ooh, 3 of those, slice of cake..."
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O_C

keeping time

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matchbox cover for "tokyo jazz club" with an illustration of an octopus floating above a drum kit, with three sticks
source: https://nakedmusicscore.tumblr.com/post...
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poorusher 2 days ago
Saved to T-shirt ideas!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
this is excellent
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
I'm wondering about that detached arm at the bottom, partially behind the snare drum. Did it drum an arm loose?
joost 2 days ago
Looks great.
(Probably AI though)
bitslayer Yesterday
Yeah, the loose arms do seem to imply a nonhuman artist, but my wife reads some Japanese and says the katakana on the side does phonetically say Tokyo Jazz Club and the kanji at the bottom looks like a plausible address in Tokyo. Google Maps shows no current club in Tokyo of that name.
bezt pro Yesterday
https://www.reddit.com/r...
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heyitsal

How I feel on Yom Kippur

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Haven't fasted in decades. Guilt does all the work.

Source: John Brosio, "Devil Making a Sandwich"
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ba pro Yesterday
same. but I usually attend a breaking of the "fast"
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Somebody loves himself some NC Wyeth
m3moellering 23 hours ago
@mcmjolnir <raises hand>
csilverman

arrivals

A large tree trunk with complex, gnarled bark, stands in a foggy, pale blue-green forest. The trunk is hollow, and glowing white light comes from a crack at the base of the trunk. Other trees loom out of the fog in the background. Also in the distance are several glowing white lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A large tree trunk with complex, gnarled bark, stands in a foggy, pale blue-green forest. The trunk is hollow, and glowing white light comes from a crack at the base of the trunk. Other trees loom out of the fog in the background. Also in the distance are several glowing white lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dogwelder

They don't write 'em like this any more

The paperback cover to the classic science fiction novel "I Missed the Space Space Bus to my Space Office" by Gary Flapbutter, Author of "I Fell Asleep Watching Space TV."
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The paperback cover to the classic science fiction novel "I Missed the Space Space Bus to my Space Office" by Gary Flapbutter, Author of "I Fell Asleep Watching Space TV."
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artwells pro 16 hours ago
I'm at space school but somehow I'm not wearing my space pants
dogwelder pro 15 hours ago
@artwells See, I thought you were wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world.
homerj

Steamed Hams but everything is fully explained

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jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
YouTube is powered by autism.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
@jpoulos s/YouTube/internet
snarkout

Bird of the Year

Close-up photograph of a small black bird, giving an impression of roundness and fluffiness, perched on a branch. It has tiny black eyes and a tiny black beak.
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Close-up photograph of a small black bird, giving an impression of roundness and fluffiness, perched on a branch. It has tiny black eyes and a tiny black beak.
source: https://www.cnn.com/2026...

"Small, shy and clad head-to-claw in black, New Zealand’s karure, or black robin, has been crowned the country’s 2026 Bird of the Year.

"The critically threatened bird is found only on the remote Chatham Islands, about 800 kilometers (500 miles) east of mainland New Zealand. The karure finished at the top of the pecking order with more than 25,000 votes, beating previous winners the kākāpō, a large flightless parrot, and the kārearea, or New Zealand falcon, into second and third place, respectively."

Photo by Oscar Thomas
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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
i love how it looks like a house sparrow that's going to the bauhaus show
jordanbrock

Nankeen Night Heron

A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
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A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
Did a Bird Watching Walk at the local lake (Herdsman Lake) and had a great time.
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Argie pro Yesterday
ooh, self guided or are they offering tours? I'm def moving into my old man bird watching phase. Bird Count coming up on the 19th of this month, can't wait
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@Argie https://www.wagouldleague.com.au/event-de... was the one we did. Couldn't see an October one, but it should be up soon. It was really good. They have binoculars to borrow as well if you don't have any.
Argie pro 8 hours ago
@jordanbrock ooh cheers, now on my to do list
dogwelder

uh-oh... I think I'm an antifa

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My brother in law is setting up this fundraiser music/poetry/art show thing, and I'm letting him use some of my pictures.

Also: I'll give a nickel to the first person who identifies what this flyer homages.
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samh pro 8 hours ago
My first impression was how much it felt like something from the early Batman & Robin TV series.
scruss

The PET Family Tree (1982)

a hand-drawn family tree of computers, starting with the 6502 chip in 1975 and ending up with Commodore's BX range, which was unreleased at time of writing (1982)
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a hand-drawn family tree of computers, starting with the 6502 chip in 1975 and ending up with Commodore's BX range, which was unreleased at time of writing (1982)
by the late and much-missed Jim Butterfield
cleaned up from source: https://www.tpug.ca/tpug-med...
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ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
All in just five years, by a handful of people.

In hindsight, absolutely wild.
ftrain pro 23 hours ago
I want to go back. Just for a visit.
pk pro 22 hours ago
Tag yourself? I am "P" Series
scruss pro 21 hours ago
@ardgedee by a handful of people, using a shit-ton of IP originally stolen from Motorola

@pk just as long as you're not the "B" series, which are apparentlt wildly unreliable. Almost Apple ///-level unreliable.
ardgedee pro 21 hours ago
@scruss Be fair to Moto for a moment: They weren't gonna do anything like this with it, and they were also on the brink of turning into a mobile phone company.
scruss pro 21 hours ago
@ardgedee maybe they would have. The 6809 and 68000 series were quite brilliant
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3rdparty

highlands

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Back from a quick 2 night backcountry trip to the highlands of Haliburton (…aka the Haliburton Highlands). Nice battery recharge.
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joffaboy

The Shark Nebula

Murky golden brown gas clouds partly hides three blue stars
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Murky golden brown gas clouds partly hides three blue stars
The Shark Nebula, located in the constellation Cepheus.The stunning image was chosen as the overall winner of the Royal Observatory Greenwich's 18th ZWO Astronomy Photographer of the Year contest.
Photo - © Ali Alobaidly

https://www.livescience.com/space...
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jpoulos pro 21 hours ago
Physics is cool
1f2frfbf pro 20 hours ago
I've been watching God's Monsters so it looks like a snapping turtle to me.
joffaboy

Haumea, out past Neptune

Dwarf planet Haumea
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Dwarf planet Haumea
Out in the Kuiper Belt, beyond Neptune, there’s a dwarf planet called Haumea.

Haumea doesn’t look like a planet at all. It's ovoid and has a ring system and two satellites.

https://www.threads.com/share...
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scruss pro Yesterday
it egg!
nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
whoa, TIL about this one.

a couple of wild factoids from NASA that tripped me up:
"If Earth were the size of a nickel, Haumea would be about as big as a sesame seed."

"Haumea takes 285 Earth years to make one trip around the Sun. As Haumea orbits the Sun, it completes one rotation every 4 hours, making it one of the fastest rotating large objects in our solar system."
nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
@scruss "can i offer you an egg in this trying time?"
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
@nikkuneko You mean it's frying time?
scruss pro 23 hours ago
@nikkuneko don't mind if I do.

Looks like it should have Clangers living on it.
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Alien cantaloupe.
travis pro 4 hours ago
it has 2 moons! (that we know of)
https://science.nasa.gov/dwarf-pl...
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dapete

The overThinker

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daGirl's latest art piece
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Argie

Not The Onion

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I... I feel like I've stumbled into a weird timeline.
I had no idea "Idiocracy" was a documentary.
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3rdparty pro Yesterday
https://www.reddit.com/r...
Argie pro Yesterday
@3rdparty :exhale:
tonyb pro Yesterday
REAL LIFE <=> IDIOCRACY comparison tracker

https://idiocracy.wtf/
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Idiocracy was not a documentary, but it is being treated like an instruction manual.
Argie pro 9 hours ago
@tonyb gawd ++
thelonius 7 hours ago
At the Onionagon
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dreyfusslugado

SEPTEMBER!!! by Earth Wind and Fire (Pomplamoose cover)

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video of Pomplamoose singing Earth, Wind & Fire's "September"
My favorite cover of this song
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wmo pro Yesterday
chicka chow
bitslayer 8 hours ago
Go Grandma!

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