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snarkout

Are we not men?

A street sign: "This dimension protected by houses who walk like men; For more information call: 1-844-517-4445 Ext: 781". The sign hass ome stickers and graffiti. There are three stylized logos of red houses with little feet and an eyeball.
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A street sign: "This dimension protected by houses who walk like men; For more information call: 1-844-517-4445 Ext: 781". The sign hass ome stickers and graffiti. There are three stylized logos of red houses with little feet and an eyeball.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

More surreal Toronto street art signs at the link. "Warning! Frog", etc. The phone number apparently works but I haven't called it yet!
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samh

I did a thing yesterday

A cyclist on a gravel road at dawn with a misty river in the distance
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A cyclist on a gravel road at dawn with a misty river in the distance
I am visiting Minnesota for a week. Yesterday was the culmination of my year-long bicycle training and my brother and I rode The DAMn - the day across Minnesota gravel bike race. Starting on the South Dakota border at midnight, Aug 1st we had 24 hours to get across the Wisconsin border on a set course consisting of 80% gravel roads through river bottoms and expansive ag fields.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
You got to Wowsville! At least in my estimation!
wjcstp pro 22 hours ago
DAMn that's some serious riding, hope it all went smoothly and you're getting some good rest today. I've done many gravel rides, but the longest was just over half of the DAMn, and nothing at all recently. I'm out for a much shorter and easier ride around Mpls today.
samh pro 22 hours ago
It was awesome getting to explore a part of MN that I've not really spent much time in, @wjcstp. The Minnesota River valley is gorgeous and I had the pleasure of being down in there at misty sunrise. And your bicycling community eats sleeps and breathes "Minnesota Nice" really well. Didn't hurt they offer up a cold pint of Spotted Cow at the finish line too.
ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
I had to look it up... the 2024 event was 240 miles long. So, an average of 10 mph for 24 hours.

That's a beast. Congratulations!
cwhartman pro 14 hours ago
This is absolutely amazing!
samh pro an hour ago
We managed around 11.4 mph average with three planned stops and a few other random stops, @ardgedee. Our finishing time was 21 hrs 7 min.

Between 100 miles on the MTB a few weeks ago and these 240 on the gravel steed I'm ready for some shorter rides for awhile, @cwhartman!
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joffaboy

Under the Milky Way tonight

Nightside view of Earth and Milky Way
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Nightside view of Earth and Milky Way
Astronaut Don Pettit took this photo from the ISS using a modified tracking camera. See linked comments for more info. Not AI

https://www.threads.com/share...
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MackReed pro 13 hours ago
This is what I’ve always imagined the view to be from Straylight in “Neuromancer.”
idogcow 12 hours ago
@MackReed I can smell the inside of the tug from memory
jordanbrock pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed YES! So clear.

And @idogcow, 'Mute be playin' a righteous dub.
waa

Me and my mural

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A good friend of mine dropped by and wanted to take my picture.
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jasperzelf pro 2 days ago
Cannot <3 this enough!
waa pro 2 days ago
@jasperzelf dank jeeee😘
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
♥️❗❗❗
poorusher 2 days ago
Shoes 👠👀
waa pro 2 days ago
@poorusher 💗💗💗
m3moellering 2 days ago
How nice it is to see you in frame with your work!
Argie pro 2 days ago
@m3moellering and wearing the same palette... perfect 😊 @waa
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@waa Kathryn (Katyusha) wanted me to let you know that you look great and that she says “Hey!”

:)

I also agree that you look great. ❤️
kokogiak Yesterday
Amazing! Every part of this!
waldopepper pro Yesterday
This is just all kinds of lovely
waa pro Yesterday
@m3moellering @kokogiak @waldopepper Thanks!!!!
waa pro Yesterday
@robotmachine Please do say HEY back :-) And thanks for the compliment!
snarkout pro Yesterday
It's so good and your outfit is cute.
spingo pro Yesterday
(applause)
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@waa Message relayed!
MackReed pro Yesterday
excellent.
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@robotmachine Please tell @Katyusha that I said hi!

And @waa you and you work look incredible.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
robotmachine pro 22 hours ago
@LocalStain Message relayed!
knutmo 18 hours ago
Art personified!
drurystephanie 14 hours ago
gahhh all of this is gorgeoussss
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joffaboy

Jurassic nerdery

Dude in the Jurassic Park office with about 4 computers on his desk
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Dude in the Jurassic Park office with about 4 computers on his desk
"For a film shot in 1993 — when a lot of households still didn’t have computers — Jurassic Park contained a ton of them. The offices in the movie have everything from Mac powerbooks to high-end graphics-workstations and even supercomputers. Silicon Graphics donated $875,000 worth of computer equipment, Apple donated $350,000, and the filmmakers got another $500,000 of “additional hardware and software”.

Over at his blog, Fabian Sanglard has written a byzantine exegesis of every computer that appears onscreen; he’s got over three dozen screenshots, and he outlines every machine in each."

Source: https://fabiensanglard.net/jurrasic...
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artwells

Breakfast

Toast on a plate
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Toast on a plate
Toasted Grand Central Bakery potato sourdough, with alderwood smoked salmon from the Warm Springs reservation (paid a lot extra to help with their fire recovery), freshly boiled eggs from Deck Farms and ground mustard from our garden.
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joost 20 hours ago
Ground mustard!
I have an unused pepermolen I just found a use for!
artwells pro 20 hours ago
@joost I use it on everything particularly when I learned the health benefits
knutmo

Meet Willem

A Lagotto Romagnolo pup, white-brown (roan) curly with a brown head and a white streak on his forehead
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A Lagotto Romagnolo pup, white-brown (roan) curly with a brown head and a white streak on his forehead
Our newest member of the household. He’s 8 weeks old and the cutest.
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m3moellering Yesterday
So cute!!!
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
Very wiggly I bet!
artwells

jesus christ what happened to you?

christ statue face mostly torn up
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christ statue face mostly torn up
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Robotron_smith 19 hours ago
Westworld, 1973
dad 19 hours ago
And they still down here shootin' each other
m3moellering 18 hours ago
@Robotron_smith ++
joshmillard pro 11 hours ago
spited the fuck outta that face
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joffaboy

Your task today

There's a font that spells two messages depending on how you look at it. The first letter of the message has a fuzzy dark "D" with the letter "P" superimposed over it in a thin-outlined font. Taken as a whole, the message reads "DAY DREAM" if you pay attention to the fuzzy letters in the background, and "PAY BILLS" if you pay attention to the thin outlined letters in the front.
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There's a font that spells two messages depending on how you look at it. The first letter of the message has a fuzzy dark "D" with the letter "P" superimposed over it in a thin-outlined font. Taken as a whole, the message reads "DAY DREAM" if you pay attention to the fuzzy letters in the background, and "PAY BILLS" if you pay attention to the thin outlined letters in the front.
Decoy font
source: Linkfest newsletter from clivethompson@buttondown.email
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nikkuneko

some new-old (old-new?) music next week

square instagram photo, somewhat low res: OP (left) sitting on a couch, hunched over a nylon string guitar, with one side of a stereo pair of mics in front of him. to his right, a second person fallen asleep on a pile of mic cases on the other side of the couch. behind them is a studio sound diffuser on the wall
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square instagram photo, somewhat low res: OP (left) sitting on a couch, hunched over a nylon string guitar, with one side of a stereo pair of mics in front of him. to his right, a second person fallen asleep on a pile of mic cases on the other side of the couch. behind them is a studio sound diffuser on the wall
something coming down the pipeline, thought i’d let MLTSHP know about it first.

a few months ago, when i moved to a new laptop, i found an intriguing session bounce, labeled only “windmills - nick - acoustic”.

it turned out to be a long, uncut stereo recording of me in 2015, noodling through some song ideas for the windmills drummer while we took a break from recording a full band track. (photographic evidence above; i lulled him to sleep)

in between the noodling, the rambling, and the joking, there were a few songs i played all the way through in somewhat-coherent form. they were rough, but at least somewhat complete, so i thought “why not release ‘em?"

god bless my friend dereck, who engineered the original sessions. (https://www.quiethouserecording.com/) he not only found the original session files in his archives, but he was able to extract them, do some basic mixing/mastering, and turn them into usable tracks in less than an hour. bless him, he’s too good.

so! next week, probably on the next bandcamp friday, i’ll release a few scruffy tracks. listen for free, pay a few bucks for a download if you like ‘em. i’ll consider it motivation to work on new music, which i’ve been kind of missing (and lightly dabbling with again) lately.

will post when they’re out in the wild, but you can keep an eye on my page if you like:
https://nmgarcia.bandcamp.com
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
😻
waa pro Yesterday
That's great! Can't wait!
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Follllllllllllllowed
m3moellering Yesterday
❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜🤎🧡
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Wonderful!
spingo pro Yesterday
Go go goooo
robotmachine pro 21 hours ago
This is kind of random, but what is a session bounce?
There is a line in one of Tierra Whack’s new songs where she says “Heard your check bounced like this session file” which seems related. I tried to look it up, but am not sure what I’m looking for.
nikkuneko pro 20 hours ago
hmm, actually, let me rewrite that explanation a little more clearly now that i'm in front of a keyboard.
nikkuneko pro 19 hours ago
@robotmachine in modern recording, either analog or digital, you are usually recording multiple components in a session, each one as its own distinct “track” on the tape or session file. (i.e. you have a track for the guitar mic, a track for the vocal mic, a track for a bass, etc, etc)

you can play the entirety of the tracks within your recording setup, but when you want to play them elsewhere, you need to reduce or "bounce" all of those tracks down into a single stereo track. usually a bounce is done when all the recording and mixing is finished so the track can be handed off for final mastering and release, but it can sometimes be made just to listen to what you've recorded so far on an ipod or home stereo.
robotmachine pro 19 hours ago
@nikkuneko thank you! I was really curious and it was strange that I couldn’t find a straight forward explanation. This is perfect.

Looking forward to hearing this, btw. :)
ba pro 13 hours ago
💨₥s4Ever!
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ba

Backstage Pass

Photo of a disembodied hand holding a backstage pass that reads :
Styx
AFTER SHOW
2026
AUG 01 2026

With an image of a bird ion the background
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Photo of a disembodied hand holding a backstage pass that reads :
Styx
AFTER SHOW
2026
AUG 01 2026

With an image of a bird ion the background
Last night I was pretty much Jenny Wright's character in The Wall—except the old man up past his bedtime version.
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dad 12 hours ago
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star
csilverman

long light

A dull evening with a lavender sky. A small tree trunk with a few bare branches sits in the middle of a grassy slope. Two traffic lights are precariously fixed to the tree. One, facing the viewer, is showing yellow. The second, facing left, casts a red beam through a slight fog. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dull evening with a lavender sky. A small tree trunk with a few bare branches sits in the middle of a grassy slope. Two traffic lights are precariously fixed to the tree. One, facing the viewer, is showing yellow. The second, facing left, casts a red beam through a slight fog. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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O_C

Marilyn street collage

A black and white print of a 1954 photograph of Marilyn Monroe, "Ballerina Sitting," Milton Greene, has been cut into 4 or 5 (one of the pieces is upside-down) pieces and left by the stone steps of an apartment building next to some other trash and brown leaves.
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A black and white print of a 1954 photograph of Marilyn Monroe, "Ballerina Sitting," Milton Greene, has been cut into 4 or 5 (one of the pieces is upside-down) pieces and left by the stone steps of an apartment building next to some other trash and brown leaves.
my own photo
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me3dia pro 11 hours ago
saved to /marilynmonroe!
MackReed

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travis pro 2 days ago
for me the most important one is:
>>> THEIR TRIALS NEED TO BE TELEVISED
artwells

On the Grill at Chez Wells

Ribs on a grill
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Ribs on a grill
The usual.
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y95

Buttpoems

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brundlefly

Prehistoric Forest, Marblehead, Ohio

Photo of two statues in a forest. They appear to be small bipedal dinosaurs with beak. Psittacosaurus? Not sure. Not particularly accurate.
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Photo of two statues in a forest. They appear to be small bipedal dinosaurs with beak. Psittacosaurus? Not sure. Not particularly accurate.
source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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jessamyn

today at the Repair Fair

a 3D printer with a little printed orange boat inside sits on a wooden stage in an old town hall building in front of a painted curtain which has a tableau of the floating bruidge (which is right outside)
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a 3D printer with a little printed orange boat inside sits on a wooden stage in an old town hall building in front of a painted curtain which has a tableau of the floating bruidge (which is right outside)
I went to help people with tech at the Repair Fair today, It was in Brookfiend Vermont (pop. 900-ish), one town over from where I live which has as its claim to fame, a floating bridge. The event was at the local town hall building which has been lovingly restored including a painted theater curtain which has a view of the floating bridge. I brought my friend Matt and HE brought his 3D printer. Not a lot of people needed tech help but a lot of people had questions about the 3D printer. The whole time I was thinking "Damn, I really should have brought my mending"
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cristin pro 19 hours ago
workhorse of a printer. only problems I've had with mine is occasional filament breaks inside the AMS which required a annoying amount of disassembly to fix.

I also only use it in local mode, because fuck cloud connected devices that can catch fire.
MackReed

Rest In Plastinstion

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Gunther von Hagens’ soul has left his body. You won’t believe what happens next.

https://archive.ph/2026...
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1f2frfbf

All the characters, all the colors...

A drawing in pencil on paper, it consists of a lot of text and primitively drawn characters. Beyond that, words fail me.
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A drawing in pencil on paper, it consists of a lot of text and primitively drawn characters. Beyond that, words fail me.
My current project at work is framing works for the upcoming student works show for the local school district. This one was this week's favorite.

I might have to contact the artist and try to purchase it.
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
oh man, this is great! sometimes kids make the coolest things
tamrow pro Yesterday
It’s turtles all the way down…
clambaker

Tag yourself

a list of reasons why employees stated they were fired
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a list of reasons why employees stated they were fired
from the Chicago Tribune, October 15, 1905.
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bencmeissner pro 16 hours ago
I'm "Impudent to employer"
urlnotfound pro 13 hours ago
I joined the wrong church.
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Wash woman objected to me.
rogrtheshrubber pro 11 hours ago
Refused to marry boss' sister here
1f2frfbf pro 10 hours ago
Gonna go with the coffin plate. It's not really that weird a tale, but still kinda weird it happened twice.
fisherdah 2 hours ago
Guys, fucked up at work today, told a ghost story.
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artwells

blow the magic wiener whistle for the secret song

vintage ad for oscar meyer with instructions on "How to play the secret little oscar song on the magic wiener whistle"
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vintage ad for oscar meyer with instructions on "How to play the secret little oscar song on the magic wiener whistle"
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
cut “ocarina of time” content
Robotron_smith Yesterday
@nikkuneko , what a lost opportunity
tonyb pro Yesterday
My baloney has a first name it's Z-W-I-B-I-G-N-E-W
My baloney has a second name it's B-R-Z-E-Z-I-N-S-K-I
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
You mean the Oscarwiener of Time?
idogcow Yesterday
@mcmjolnir 🎖️
scruss pro Yesterday
it's not very secret now, is it?
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Argie

I Want My...

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45 years ago today (1st August) at 12:01 AM
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homerj Yesterday
Born 45 years ago. Died...25(?) years ago?
niicholas Yesterday
My radio station used this picture/motif for some of our t-shirts...
https://kwmr-radio.myshopify.com/collecti...
They're really comfy t-shirts, just saying
shitleopard Yesterday
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
idogcow Yesterday
@shitleopard TWICE!
LocalStain pro Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTXF
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Davezilla

5 of Cups

5 of Cups, for my Feral Path Tarot is finished. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. Al rights reserved.
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5 of Cups, for my Feral Path Tarot is finished. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. Al rights reserved.
5 of Cups, for my Feral Path Tarot is finished. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. Al rights reserved.
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jer pro Yesterday
Is that the Edmund Fitzgerald?
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
I have to admit it does look bigger than most big freighters.
Davezilla pro 23 hours ago
@jer Tis! Good eye.
Davezilla pro 23 hours ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia It was 730 feet (222.5 m) long, 75 feet (22.9 m) wide, and with a 25-foot (7.6 m) draft. At the time (1975), it was the largest ship ever to work the Great Lakes.

When people who have never seen how massive the Great Lakes are, the Edmund Fitzgerald wreck is a great way to explain them. It was 17 miles (27km) out when hurricane force winds hit, with 35 foot waves (11m) hit. It sank at a depth of 160 meters (530 feet), which is nowhere near the depth of Lake Superior which has a depth of 1,330 feet (406m) and covers an area the size of Austria or South Carolina.
drurystephanie 14 hours ago
what deck is thiiiiis
Davezilla pro 13 hours ago
@drurystephanie A deck I am 1/3 of the way through creating. It’s called the Feral Path Tarot. I have recently signed a publishing deal with Crossed Crow Books (https://www.crossedcrowbooks.com/)
drurystephanie 12 hours ago
@Davezilla holy shit, congratulations, I can't wait to see and purchase the finished product!
Davezilla pro 11 hours ago
@drurystephanie thanks! This is my second published deck and it feels light years ahead of the first one.
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MackReed

everything everywhere all at once

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Source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgrind/823799929872990208
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Davezilla

Ace of Disks

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Another card done for my upcoming Feral Path Tarot: Ace of Disks. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved.
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drurystephanie 2 hours ago
This is going to be my favorite deck ever
LocalStain

mfw

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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
If you haven't read this classic you should:
https://web.archive.org/web...
ang pro Yesterday
@ardgedee This is what Peter Thiel stole from us.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ardgedee oh, this is golden
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@ang A mere first step of what has become a lucrative second career of pillage and destruction.
idogcow Yesterday
TGIF
otaman pro Yesterday
This is deviled eggs math
misslivie 13 hours ago
@ardgedee this is going to haunt me for a long time
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jive_t

i read on the internet that

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samh pro an hour ago
Ah yes, the prompts for @ba 's next Inktober have been released I see.
joffaboy

Johnny and Bobby

Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan posing
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Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan posing
https://www.tumblr.com/overated...
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idogcow Yesterday
Trouble, but a good kinda trouble brewing
jive_t pro Yesterday
I enjoy the clip where they’re sitting together at a piano and Johnny lightly smacks Bob in the chest….Bob’s like “owwww”
scruss

215 High Street, Glasgow

A lone 1890s Victorian building stands on an otherwise empty street with modern buildings in the background.
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A lone 1890s Victorian building stands on an otherwise empty street with modern buildings in the background.
The former British Linen Bank building stands alone.

source: https://mastodon.scot/@thisism...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I want this. ♡♡♡
homerj Yesterday
Reminds me of Chris Hytha's work: https://www.hythacg.com/rowhomes
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
“inverted spite house”
scruss pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko that was right in my stomping grounds at university. I can't remember what was around it, but this was definitely a building of note
rogrtheshrubber pro 11 hours ago
Willy Wonka's childhood home
waldopepper pro 4 hours ago
Fight Club house
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