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Halloween in the Office
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A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick
karmakaze
Today is the office Halloween thing. I got a bunch of plastic snakes and some green lipstick and called it good enough for cubicle work.
well-played
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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
Seems unfair to Alfred E Neuman but I get the message
Oh man, I loves me good Venn Diagram!
Man compares Trump rally to Jonestown massacre on Fox News
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Killer t-shirt to boot https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Not that I really follow baseball...
alternate timeline
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newspaper headline from Thursday, May 7, 1914: "PETER THIEL ENDS LIFE WITH ACID"
Old newspaper headlines with current celebrity or fictional character names.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
costume suggestion
SLURP
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Writer Waiting
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WRITER WAITING
by Shel Silverstein
Oh this shiny new computer–
There just isn’t nothin’ cuter.
It knows everything the world ever knew.
And with this great computer
I don’t need no writin’ tutor,
‘Cause there ain’t a single thing that it can’t do.
It can sort and it can spell,
It can punctuate as well.
It can find and file and underline and type.
It can edit and select,
It can copy and correct,
So I’ll have a whole book written by tonight
(Just as soon as it can think of what to write).
by Shel Silverstein
Oh this shiny new computer–
There just isn’t nothin’ cuter.
It knows everything the world ever knew.
And with this great computer
I don’t need no writin’ tutor,
‘Cause there ain’t a single thing that it can’t do.
It can sort and it can spell,
It can punctuate as well.
It can find and file and underline and type.
It can edit and select,
It can copy and correct,
So I’ll have a whole book written by tonight
(Just as soon as it can think of what to write).
AI has something special for you, Shel!
The Marshall House
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is there a safe version of instagram that a lot of people use? fuck meta and and this fucking "threads" profile i didnt even create.
i have been thinking about an "alternative" for this a lot in recent years, but haven't found anything super-compelling as a great solution. so many people and artists i know are still on instagram so i'm kind of anchored there for now.
i do definitely like/prefer the vibe of flickr for posting/hosting my photos (and it's owned by a significantly less-evil group) but i haven't used it much lately.
pixelfed has been brought up as a fediverse "clone" experience, and i think i created an account on it at some point, but i never really gave it a fair shake.
i do definitely like/prefer the vibe of flickr for posting/hosting my photos (and it's owned by a significantly less-evil group) but i haven't used it much lately.
pixelfed has been brought up as a fediverse "clone" experience, and i think i created an account on it at some point, but i never really gave it a fair shake.
I wish I had a magic browser that created a chronological feed of original social media posts from people I chose. No "shared" posts, no comments section, nothing "suggested", no unlimited scrolling, no algorithm, and no ads.
I like pixelfed, I post rare pics of my cats, plants, and sometimes bugs and other stuff: https://pixelfed.social/trav
costume suggestion
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Woman in tank suit wearing sash that says MYSTERY GIRL OF 1947 before a large ace of spades and a sign that says QUEEN OF RHE MAYHEM. She is glaring and brandishing a pistol.
press secretary
Don Martin inspired
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A comically faced pumpkin carving.
I channeled some Mad Magazine inspiration for this years pumpkin ala Don Martin.
I imagine the sound effects while cleaning out the pumpkin: "Shpladdump! Galoomph! Shklurtz!"
Love it!
@kokogiak ++
If you go down in the woods today…
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An engraving showing a half-dozen humanoid lupine figures gathered at the base of a wall on a cloudy evening. They are standing on their hind legs and seem to be leaning against the wall, which is draped with vegetation. A crescent moon is in the sky.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Werewolves by Baron Dudevant, Jean Francois Maurice Sand. Illustration from Legendes Rustiques by George Sand, 1858.
Werewolves by Baron Dudevant, Jean Francois Maurice Sand. Illustration from Legendes Rustiques by George Sand, 1858.
Ever since the factory closed down, they've been hanging around on the corner more often.
"disclaimer added after the police were called"
Major Arcana for the Feral Path Tarot
The Weedy Seadragon
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A brilliantly-coloured sea creature
Embiggen for amazing detail. Not all are this colourful
https://www.threads.com/share...
📷: Damian Brockie
https://www.threads.com/share...
📷: Damian Brockie
"Weedy Seadragon" = that pot shop over on the bay?
Whereas a miniature Smaug would be a Seedy Wee Dragon…
I’ll show myself out.
I’ll show myself out.
Face
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Stanisław Szukalski - Twarz komunizmu (The Face of Communism), bronze, 1960.
“How ‘bout I draw a line down the middle of your face make you LOOK like a butt”
That was an interesting scroll.
IPO? More like I'm PO'ed
Teri Garr Monologue - Saturday Night Live
RIP Fearless One ♡♡♡
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — Dolores Huerta lived a long and remarkable life of service and controversy, conflict, achievement and fame.
She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.
Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.
She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.
Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — Dolores Huerta lived a long and remarkable life of service and controversy, conflict, achievement and fame.
She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.
Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.
https://www.kget.com/news...
She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.
Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.
https://www.kget.com/news...
trophy
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A person sits at the bottom of a giant hole, under a blue evening sky. The hole is viewed in cross-section; the shape, as well as two handles and a stand below it, suggest a trophy cup. The person is holding a shovel. An eerie green glow covers the horizon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
A fine metaphor for career-chasing. Ask me how I know.
More than 90 seconds
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That how long this had me.
OW! MY BRAIN!
Phrasing...
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Photo of Trump with article title 'Judge forces Trump to open for BBC'
The Charles.
shit is getting serious
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my acceptance letter to UIC!
DePaul was my first application, but they're expensive as hell, so i decided UIC's Biology program was going to be the better option.. Spring 2027 i am on my way to being a biologist!
Congratulations! Science in America is hard, so this is extra impressive!
Salute!
Great!
They don't make records like this any more
☀️
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Shaft of sunlight striking the anus of a sleeping cat
Illustrative of all cats' opinion of themselves.
@dreyfusslugado **** very nice
that's gonna be a DOOZY of a side quest!
efficiency is important
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Tweet by @physicsmatt from 2020:
If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead.
a follow up tweet reads:
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.
If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead.
a follow up tweet reads:
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.
No, I didn't go to twitter, I just remember this from six years ago and found it online.
along with a lovely explanation about the delta v to get something out of the solar system vs getting it to the sun, plus a lovely efficient way to get something in to the sun if you're willing to wait a few hundred years by sending it out to pluto first.
source: https://gierratio.com/blog...
along with a lovely explanation about the delta v to get something out of the solar system vs getting it to the sun, plus a lovely efficient way to get something in to the sun if you're willing to wait a few hundred years by sending it out to pluto first.
source: https://gierratio.com/blog...
Hell I'll settle for launching them through the ozone layer.
SpinLaunch is building a centrifuge spin launch system. Use that to launch the payload into a decaying orbit at night so you’ll briefly see the shooing star as the payload reenters the atmosphere.
@BennyTheIcepick Approved!
AM to PM
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a boy turning into a werewolf
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves
Men becoming wolves
i thought werewolves were sexy when i was lil - Teen Wolf was v hot
Wolves becoming 2 wolves inside a man
#vibes
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inside the coffee shop, but you'll find me n the garden
It's giving accidentally Wes Anderson
@Argie : wow!!