A rack of smoked ribs and sausages lying on a cutting board.

A photo of an old door and wall covered with graffiti.

A Sinar large format camera photographed from the front. There is a small lens on a custom made lend board plugged in with a cable release and a flash sync cable.

A living room with a numbered path taped on the carpet

A page from a comic book. The grayish-green Swamp Thing, feet rooted in the soil and arms spread wide, stands beneath a lavender sky and orange sun, with scribbly herons and jagged, Spanish-moss-covered trees in the background.

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A view of an office floor cleared down to the studs. Three workers are visible in the distance highlighted against bright sunshine coming in from a bank of windows. The flooring has been ripped up. In the foreground is a stepladder and a trashcan and, at left, a blueprint of the layout of the office as it had been before demolition.

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Ice whistle kits

Two sportscasters on a set for a show called "Big Saturday" - however, they are blocking the letters "Sa" and "ay", so it looks like the sign says "Big Turd"

A newspaper clipping from 1960. This regular column in the San Francisco Chronicle consisted of street interviews conducted by "The Question Man" (who was actually a woman). One of the interviewees here is cartoonist B. Kliban.

Illustration featuring Cthulhu, Stonehenge and a warlock. Text: HONESTLY, GO AHEAD AND BE KOOKY AND GET INTO WEIRD MYSTICAL SHIT OR WHATEVER
LIFE IS SHORT, REALITY IS FAKE
FUCK THE HATERS
GO BECOME A WARLOCK, YOUVE EARNED IT

A non-plussed brown dog lies upon a couch with a haphazardly placed sauna hat stop it's head.

Walter Becker sits in a car with the window down, caption: "get in loser we're recording a few more takes.

A deep blue quilt with an embroidered penguin on it and the words HANDS OFF. Many of the things the creator would like hands off of are embroidered into the quilt with the same color thread, so it can be hard to see the words but they include things like libraries and science and vote and parks.

Middle-aged doofus wearing a brown corduroy jacket with St. Paul across the chest in large navy blue block letters. The collar, cuffs, and bottom hem are all edged in a red/blue striped knit.

An owl, napping in an antique shop, was sent back out into a winter woodland, by rescuers. No one knows how the owl got into the store. Shoppers initially thought it to be a taxidermy exhibit. I note, the vase behind them has woodland overtones.

a four panel comic strip, depicting a young male presenting person talking to the camera.

in frame one, he says "lately, menswear afficionados [sic] have been embracing a playfully sleazy, "slutty" style. mustaches are back in a big way!"

in frame two, he now sports a curly mullet and a mustache, saying "thanks to tiktok influencers, mini mullets are now de rigeur as well. bonus points if it's got some curl to it!"

in frame three, he is putting on a pair of aviator frame eyeglasses with his right hand and a hawaiian shirt with his left, saying "small, tasteful glasses are SO 2019 - go BIG or go home with a vintage-inspired pair that really frame your face."

in the fourth frame, he buttons up his shirt while looking into a mirror, saying "i like to top it all off with a subttly patterned shirt and - ah SHIT, we all look like WEIRD AL now."

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Photo of the rear window of a red SUV. The window has a sticker that says "I [heart] to fart". It is a sunny day.

this was the origianl alt text: "Photo by Alf Lokkertsen | The Present Psychologist in Amsterdam, Netherlands."

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