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3rdparty

 

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artwells

dogdogdogdogdog

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a man picking up a vintage corded phone while driving
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MackReed

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Film loop of a martial arts fighter, his legs in flames, delivering a spinning dropkick from on high to a hoodie-wearing adversary
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
3 hours ago
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Argie pro 3 hours ago
"It's a living"
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
That one move you only sort of know how to make work on Mortal Kombat.

Left-right-up-lowkick
Dangit.
Left-upright-right-highkick
Ugh.
Mash buttons in frustration
*Flaming Leg Kick*
...
-thrown out of arcade for physically abusing game cabinet-
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Athlete's foot commercial, material.
ian_whitney 52 minutes ago
Reminding me that it's been too long since I watched Ong-bak.
Davezilla pro 46 minutes ago
Next move was the Qi Gong Immortal Breath of Gojira
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hassebasse

*unbuttoning intensifies* *even more unbuttoning*

Photo of a shirt with a LOT of buttons in a jumbled pattern.
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Photo of a shirt with a LOT of buttons in a jumbled pattern.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/taimatsu...
3 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
The Foreplay Shirt™
ang pro 2 hours ago
Biblically accurate shirt.
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
As someone who sews, this has been my experience every time I have ever attempted to use a button-holer on any sewing machine.
ckoerner 2 hours ago
Trypobuttonphobia
samh pro 2 hours ago
Mormon fashion.
poorusher an hour ago
Koumpounophobia

Years ago there was a window display in one of the big UK high street stores and they had made up massive replica's of buttons. They were very impressive but I did feel for any one with this particular phobia.
spingo pro 42 minutes ago
@wjcstp ha!
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MackReed

whip of the week

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The Suzuki Pocket Bunny r32-GT-R is *so* chibi!

The land edition of https://mltshp.com/p/1RIAB

Source: https://www.rocketbunnypandem.com/blogs...
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me3dia

the deluxe is extra

yellow text on a black background reads "THE BASIC BLOWJOB"
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yellow text on a black background reads "THE BASIC BLOWJOB"
same as in town


source: https://www.tumblr.com/absolute...
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artwells pro an hour ago
next slide:

THE ACIDIC
BLOWJOB
otaman pro an hour ago
BLOWJOB HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED
LocalStain pro 35 minutes ago
$20...

Same as in town.
MackReed

“thank you for your attention to this matter”

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film loop of a crusty, slimy, frogmouthed, bugeyed monster flapping its gums
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0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
At some point, "moist," was the least favorite word.
barca

carry a whistle

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From a Facebook comment:

When he dies, on the anniversary of Renee Good’s death people should show up at his grave in numbers and blow whistles. They should stop on the street at the moment she was killed and blow whistles.

In the meantime, blow whistles loud at Donald Trump. Everywhere. In front of the White House. MaraLago. At his golf course. Everywhere. Make him dread the sound.

https://www.facebook.com/james...
5 hours ago
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owl 31 minutes ago
There's no way in hell his gravesite will be a publicly known or accessible space. The grass will never grow green there.
williwaw

busted!

a pine marten, stretched out from a deck railing with its fore paws on a bird feeder, looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face
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a pine marten, stretched out from a deck railing with its fore paws on a bird feeder, looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face
Couldn't figure out why we were refilling the bird feeder so much, then I caught the culprit in the act (a pine marten).
16 hours ago
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Xedrik 16 hours ago
At least it's mugging for the camera!
wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
“Oh hi, thanks for the snacks!”
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
How lovely! My best fiend feeds birds and squirrels.
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
So much cooler than a squirrel. Lucky omen!
vosechu pro 2 hours ago
Man, weasels are so clever! And gosh they can jump!
thelonius an hour ago
How do you do, fellow birds?
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MackReed

⚫️

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Animation loop of a mandala made of neon green and red circles on black, in concentric rings, flipping over and rotating in unison
source: https://www.tumblr.com/xponenti...
3 hours ago
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scruss

I will miss this view

a more-than 180° panorama taken from an upper balcony of a block of flats
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a more-than 180° panorama taken from an upper balcony of a block of flats
The view from my mum's apartment last week, looking roughly NW over Glasgow and the hills beyond. You'll have to zoom in, but from here you can see: The Cobbler (58 km NNW), Ben Lomond (51 km NNW), Ben More (70 km N, up near Crianlarich), Dumgoyne (27 km N: it forms the distinctive notch just near the centre) and Ben Cleuch in the Ochils (57 km NE: snow covered, near the right). The Cathkin Braes wind turbine (near where I was born) is mostly hidden in the trees near the right. In theory, Goatfell on the Isle of Arran might be visible (58 km WSW), but the bay window on the building might be blocking the view. Yes, I did a GIS visibility analysis.

Mum is moving to an elder-care facility near my sister in Yorkshire next week. She is far less able to look after herself than she thinks, sadly. When she moves, my last link to the south side of Glasgow moves too. She's happy to move, so I'm happy, I suppose.

#panorama #scotland
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mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
❤️
Argie pro 10 hours ago
❤️ tough times.
hassebasse 5 hours ago
The "I suppose" says all we need to know. Feel with you.
samh pro 4 hours ago
Thanks for sharing the view and it's meaning with us. Is there a particular pronunciation of saying "good bye" that's particular to Glasgow? I'd be curious to learn what it is if so.
ckoerner 4 hours ago
💛
m3moellering 4 hours ago
I’m happy you had a moment to cherish the view and thankful that you shared it with us.
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dogwelder

Thursday Morning Movie 2: Tech and The Alamo

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In which I address something that has bothered me for years.
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williwaw pro 2 hours ago
a) I thought this was going to be about John Wayne's SludgeTrudgefest/OscarFailbait/CancerKilling/RacistShit movie about the Alamo and was all "A HA YES!"

and b) I too have noticed that and it also bugs me
heyitsal pro 2 hours ago
I give Alamo a pass on that. They pump out so much artwork that makes the experience there special.
dogwelder pro 2 hours ago
@williwaw, do you me The Conqueror (about Genghis Khan)?
@heyitsal, I like their style guide enough to copy it and put up fake ads in their bathrooms: https://www.ga2so.com/blog...
heyitsal pro 2 hours ago
I have a totally nerdy b) too. That line error may have been intentional. But it was more of a make-the-best-of-it situation…
- They use the same kind of effect in several of the circles in the eye.
- From the bottom, each of those circles rotates 90°.
- Then the next effect resolves to make each of those lines loosen from the exact line spacing to make more of a light or glitter effect.
- So programmatically, it's possible that they needed it to be slightly off... The glitter effect the circle rolls into may have demanded that the circle line not be a closed line. In Adobe animator, you would have needed a guide layer with a circle in it to move each of the lines in the circle on. Adobe Animator can be a dick about the guide feature. Sometimes you have to give in and come up with slightly different solution. There may have had to be a break in the circle to allow for the light effect animation. That would mean the first and last lines would start on the ends of the broken circle.
heyitsal pro 2 hours ago
@dogwelder nice!
williwaw pro an hour ago
@dogwelder oh gawd I've not seen that; talkin' bout https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... which I hate so much.

(My favorite tidbit about John Wayne's The Alamo is that he smoked 80 cigarettes a day working on it, which must have contributed to his death, even if it was from stomach and not lung cancer.)

@heyitsal I love that you spent that time thinking about and figuring it out and I'll remember that next time!!
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snarkout

2026.

Dot chart with two side-by-side circles, one showing 3000 DHS feds currently in greater Minneapolis and one showing the count of the 10 largest local police forces (including Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Hennepin County) coming to 2482.
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Dot chart with two side-by-side circles, one showing 3000 DHS feds currently in greater Minneapolis and one showing the count of the 10 largest local police forces (including Minneapolis, St. Paul, and Hennepin County) coming to 2482.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

There are currently more ICE/CBP agents in greater Minneapolis than there are local cops, which is why everyone in Minneapolis feels so safe.
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snarkout

Drip

An illustration, *not* from a comic book, headed "New Comic Sketch", showing the design of Captain America's shield ("shield will now be *round*") with two red and two white stripes and a white star on blue; Bucky, in blue shirt, red tights, and blue boots, standing next to Cap ("comparitive sizes of Bucky and Captain America. Be consistent."); and Captain America, his hand on Bucky's shoulder, in his classic costume (blue scales on chest with white star; white sleeves; red gloves and boots; red and white vertical stripes on his torso; blue tights; a winged blue cowl with little wings). Notes say "Neck skin is now covered by blue extended mask" and "Shield should often be elliptical in perspective positions."
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An illustration, *not* from a comic book, headed "New Comic Sketch", showing the design of Captain America's shield ("shield will now be *round*") with two red and two white stripes and a white star on blue; Bucky, in blue shirt, red tights, and blue boots, standing next to Cap ("comparitive sizes of Bucky and Captain America. Be consistent."); and Captain America, his hand on Bucky's shoulder, in his classic costume (blue scales on chest with white star; white sleeves; red gloves and boots; red and white vertical stripes on his torso; blue tights; a winged blue cowl with little wings). Notes say "Neck skin is now covered by blue extended mask" and "Shield should often be elliptical in perspective positions."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Joe Simon and Jack Kirby design the classic Captain America costume. #kirbythursday
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MackReed

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Animation loop of five interlocking rings made of what appear to be piano hammers slowly rotating, interwoven
source: https://www.tumblr.com/xponenti...
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me3dia pro 2 hours ago
See a chiropractor
scotto

some void

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B6FA798A3449 pro 2 hours ago
I find legit solace in astronomy and geology in such times as these.
artwells

Fresh out of the oven at Chez Wells

An oddly shaped sourdough
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An oddly shaped sourdough
Tried a few odd things, including a second proof cold overnight, no salt, maple syrup.
14 hours ago
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vosechu pro 2 hours ago
Looks tasty! Maybe it needs some slashes to relieve steam?
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
Shoulder Goblin!
Lockjaw pro 15 hours ago
Looking good brother!
Argie pro 10 hours ago
mimicking the clock-cat's stare perfectly
cottenwess

back to school

my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
2 days ago
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
Go man, go! 🎓
ckoerner 2 days ago
You got this!
jennifer13 pro Yesterday
this is great!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
So proud. They grow up so fast!🥲
(Crush it!)
billturner pro Yesterday
heck yeah!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Woot! Crush it!
Johnny Yesterday
Good on ya, Buddy!
gravityninja pro Yesterday
Fantastic!
m3moellering Yesterday
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
zork Yesterday
My 33 yo daughter starts working on her teaching degree here in a few weeks! Hooray for the future teachers!
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snarkout

Claudette Colvin

Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
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Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

"On March 2, 1955, she was arrested at the age of 15 in Montgomery, Alabama, for refusing to give up her seat to a white woman on a crowded, segregated bus.... Colvin was one of four plaintiffs in the first federal court case filed by civil rights attorney Fred Gray on February 1, 1956, as Browder v. Gayle, to challenge bus segregation in the city. In a United States district court, Colvin testified before the three-judge panel that heard the case. On June 13, 1956, the judges determined that the state and local laws requiring bus segregation in Alabama were unconstitutional."

Because Colvin was a teenage mother, her role in the story of Montgomery was downplayed in favor of Rosa Parks' (Parks being respectably married and an NAACP activist). She later moved to Detroit and New York, where she worked as a nurse's aide, and never quite forgave people for leaving her out of the history books. Colvin died yesterday at the age of 86. Rest in power.
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thelonius Yesterday
This is the first time I have ever heard her name; so, the erasure was pretty effective.
homerj 23 hours ago
Erasing history is, sadly, so very American.
Argie pro 10 hours ago
@thelonius same here, just wow!
csilverman

midnight sun

An eerie green world: a dark sky, heavy with fog, punctuated by one blazing light that does not entirely look like a celestial body. Looming up in the background are dark silhouettes that could either be skyscrapers or towers of rock. In the foreground is a smaller, lighter, conical mountain, green like everything else. Its right edge reflects yellow light from the glowing orb above it. Carved out of the side of the mountain are rough blocky shapes that suggest buildings. They have a few glowing yellow windows in them. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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An eerie green world: a dark sky, heavy with fog, punctuated by one blazing light that does not entirely look like a celestial body. Looming up in the background are dark silhouettes that could either be skyscrapers or towers of rock. In the foreground is a smaller, lighter, conical mountain, green like everything else. Its right edge reflects yellow light from the glowing orb above it. Carved out of the side of the mountain are rough blocky shapes that suggest buildings. They have a few glowing yellow windows in them. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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artwells

What I saw

Wall in yellow green and gray
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Wall in yellow green and gray
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artwells

 

Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
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Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 21 hours ago
It’s so frustrating to me how frequently I quote this scene (and this movie in general) with no one catching the reference
thelonius 21 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick I quoted Alec Baldwin's rant from "Glengarry Glen Ross" once, and coworkers had no idea what I was talking about.
MackReed pro 20 hours ago
I used this quote just yesterday in a(nother) rant about the duplicity of the Trump administration.
roonie pro 20 hours ago
I occasionally say, "That's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.", and people just stare at me. Some take it personally. "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
BennyTheIcepick pro 12 hours ago
@roonie
A Wendy’s?! Don’t you think it’d make a much better slaughterhouse?
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artwells

all goddamn day

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Redd Fox in Sanford & Son faking a heartattack
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jive_t pro 16 hours ago
have some gorilla cookies. you've earned it!
wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
It’s the big one, Grady!
urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
Elizabeth, I'm coming!
cottenwess 15 minutes ago
I do the same thing when my ex wife calls.
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artwells

skinner box

vintage picture of a woman pushing a push-button light switch with the caption "I toucher a button ... and it was the happiest day of my life
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vintage picture of a woman pushing a push-button light switch with the caption "I toucher a button ... and it was the happiest day of my life
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
I mean… I get it. My grandparents didn’t have a flush toilet in their house until just before my parents were married. There were still kerosene lanterns in use in the second floor of the house throughout my childhood.
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 hours ago
Me too, without the 'on'
crazyunclejoe

Same Shirt, Different Millennia

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A man wearing the same shirt in two photos take. Roughly 25 years apart.
Practically Identical photos of me, taken more than a quarter century apart. I haven’t changed at all, right? RIGHT?!?
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Wiser...
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
The smirk is more pronounced, other than that very little change
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 DEFINITELY not
hassebasse Yesterday
You seem to have gotten a little younger, actually!
m3moellering Yesterday
Well, in the second one you appear to be looking into the camera. Are there more differences? Are we playing for points?
spoetz 20 hours ago
You mean you've been future Will Arnett this whole time? Hell of a way to find out.
vosechu pro 2 hours ago
Ear ring is the only change I see!
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deletism

Misty morning

Early morning scene of car headlights casting a long shadow across a misty street
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Early morning scene of car headlights casting a long shadow across a misty street
17 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 12 hours ago
One might even say a misty moisty morning, and cloudy was the weather
MackReed

whip of the week

a ridiculously small fighter jet - a bulbous, shiny-silver-aluminum-skinned airplane looking like a glass bubble cockpit perched atop a bean-shaped engine with two stubby wings and truncated tail fins (emblazoned with the U.S. Air Force logo of a white 5-pointed star on a navy blue circle and red/white/blue-striped bar) - sits atop a yellow black-wheeled storage rack on a concrete runway bordered by green grass.
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a ridiculously small fighter jet - a bulbous, shiny-silver-aluminum-skinned airplane looking like a glass bubble cockpit perched atop a bean-shaped engine with two stubby wings and truncated tail fins (emblazoned with the U.S. Air Force logo of a white 5-pointed star on a navy blue circle and red/white/blue-striped bar) - sits atop a yellow black-wheeled storage rack on a concrete runway bordered by green grass.
Meant to be deployed from (and somehow recovered by) a U.S. bomber, it has no actual onboard landing gear.

the McDonnell Goblin XF-85 parasite fighter jet, about which more here: https://www.neatorama.com/2026...
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williwaw pro 20 hours ago
I forget which Air & Space Museum I've seen one of these at, but I cannot stress how tiny it actually is in person. It's adorable!!
neuracnu pro 17 hours ago
Budget cutbacks for Seafair this year.
scruss pro 17 hours ago
potät
dad 14 hours ago
@williwaw San Diego maybe? I went to the Annex last year.
dad 14 hours ago
@williwaw I just looked on my phone and the one in San Diego is an X-13, which Elon Musk thinks is totally cool!
williwaw pro 14 hours ago
@dad I'm completely unable to resist an Air & Space Museum so it could be anywhere from California to Poland. :( But if I were to guess it'd be the SAC Museum outside of Omaha, as that has one of the best unique & well-rounded collections out of all of them. (2nd guess: the science & tech museum in Munich)
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
@neuracnu *snerk*
hassebasse 5 hours ago
@scruss +1
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artwells

how I work

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boy with his hands moving on a vintage computer keyboard with the code just flying by
22 hours ago
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snarkout pro 22 hours ago
10 PRINT "BUTTS"
20 GOTO 10
MackReed pro 20 hours ago
@snarkout *snicker*
hassebasse 19 hours ago
That’s about as far as I got in C64 basic.
B6FA798A3449 pro 19 hours ago
That monitor was neat, it tilted a bit, if you wanted.
BennyTheIcepick pro 12 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449
About as much as an airline seat
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