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In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.
But don’t get me fucking started.
But don’t get me fucking started.
dad
Arrested for violently pulling up the grass
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A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."
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the words "Onward Fashion-Being" in white on a bright blue background
“it’s called existence, look it up”
Is the Fashion Being in the room with us now?
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Photograph. A tray of nachos sits on some aluminum foil. Per the photographer, ingredients include "Tortilla Chips, Guacamole, Yellow Bell Pepper, Onions, Sour Cream, Serranos and Pickled Serranos, Red Salsa, Manchego Cheese, Velveeta, Goat Gouda from Switzerland, lime juice, Louisiana Hot Sauce, Shaved Ribeye and Fajita Marinated Chicken"
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
They threw a whole 7 layer dip on that bad boy
NO
KILL
I
KILL
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I heard it's going around.
My colon never stood a chance
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Animated gif. A thin woman in a blue and white striped bikini holds a plate in one hand and uses tongs to pick up a sausage grilling in front of her. Her skin is the same bronze color as the sausages, and her torso glistens as if she's grilling, too.
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BlueSky post by @liamhogan.id.au with the text:
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current
All: POPE
MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a
All: DOPE
Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re
All: SCHISMATIC
Ad Rock: excommunication is
All: AUTOMATIC
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Escape Room
Imagine if it was dim, low music, it’s all warm and snuggly, weighted blanket. 1 hr. That’s all it would take.
They would have so many repeat visitors.
They would have so many repeat visitors.
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A plastic basket that says "ICE WHISTLES" with plastic bags of pamphlets and whistles, mounted to a tree. A tiny kodama peaks from a knot hole
Designed and printed a box for the whistle kits. Put it on a tree out front.
Find the kodama
Find the kodama
you are my hero today
//Find the kodama//
I SEENT IT
I SEENT IT
What's on the pamphlets?
You're the Boo Radley of opposing fascism.
@shfitz one English/Spanish quarter page describing your rights when encountering ICE. The other a folded multi-page pamphlet on how to use whistles when encountering ICE, also in English and Spanish
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Illustration art in the Art Deco style shows a wooden motorboat making waves in Lake Tahoe
dual v6s? I mean... sure?
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Black and white publicity/pin-up photograph of American actress, dancer, and singer Joey Heatherton. Her blonde hair is teased out to look windswept and she is making eyes at the camera
source: http://www.vintag.es/2026...
She looks really good at breathy dirty talk
She aged, you know.
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A t-shirt with a rainbow colored Infowars logo with the letter "o" stylized as The Onion's onion logo.
I bought this from The Onion to celebrate the relaunch of the new and improved Infowars.
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I found some fun fabric at Michaels and got some foam rubber to make insoles out of. This is actually the second try, because the first try looked stupid. It turns out stretching fabric over foam rubber and upholstery have a lot in common, so I took a look at some upholstery videos, and tried my amateurish best to copy the idea of how they did things.
For the top, I glued the fabric to the foam rubber with e6000, smoothing it with an Apoxy Sculpt pot, let it cure for a bit, then for the bottom, I stretched the fabric over, and secured it with hot glue, so it would adhere quickly. Then I cut and trimmed all the placed where the fabric bunched up, so the bottom would be relatively flat.
I think it looks pretty good! The straps are an experiment with some different fabric. Next step is to sew some big puffy straps, and see how comfy they are.
For the top, I glued the fabric to the foam rubber with e6000, smoothing it with an Apoxy Sculpt pot, let it cure for a bit, then for the bottom, I stretched the fabric over, and secured it with hot glue, so it would adhere quickly. Then I cut and trimmed all the placed where the fabric bunched up, so the bottom would be relatively flat.
I think it looks pretty good! The straps are an experiment with some different fabric. Next step is to sew some big puffy straps, and see how comfy they are.
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When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
source: https://troet.cafe/@b_rain...
As a "person of size", I was utterly flummoxed by someone driving by as I was walking, yelling out their car window "I LOVE YOUR BELLY!"
I literally did not know what to do with that information.
I literally did not know what to do with that information.
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Abandoned Claires
Way back in the day, when I decided to get my ears pierced, I went to Claire's. (I know... at least, /now/ I know...) Anyhoo. While I was sitting in the chair and the tech was putting the studs in, there was a little girl standing there, biting her thumb, staring intensely at me. Once the tech finished and stepped away to get an after-care kit, the little girl took a cautious step forward and quietly asked, "...did it hurt?" I told her no, just a little pinch and that's it.
Still biting her thumb, still fiercely holding eye contact, she shook her head, backed away, and said "I don't believe you."
Still biting her thumb, still fiercely holding eye contact, she shook her head, backed away, and said "I don't believe you."
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A tan dog with black ears sits alertly on a towel, watching the lawn from a corner of a porch under sodium vapor light. What is she thinking? Dog thoughts.
We celebrated quietly, watching the wildlife in the sticky dusk. She's deaf as a post and has torn her ACL on one back leg, but for watching the armadillos and sprites cavort on the verge, neither is really necessary.
This post is beautiful
@chauffi I am glad you could share it.
@1f2frfbf Does Ava bark?
Serious question - if she does not hear well, is it now a case of "What's the point?"?
Serious question - if she does not hear well, is it now a case of "What's the point?"?
Happy Birthday Ava!!
@roonie She does bark at strangers on two or four feet, but if she wants to get her people's attention, she makes a combination growl/whine we call a "moo." It vibrates deep in her chest and rises in pitch, you can feel/hear it from across the room. It gets the point across to do food/walks/attention.
Her mother made a sound we called the "Taz" imagine the Tasmanian Devil on Looney Tunes: "aaa-BOO aaa-BOO aaa-BOO." So weird sounds are in her bloodline.
Her mother made a sound we called the "Taz" imagine the Tasmanian Devil on Looney Tunes: "aaa-BOO aaa-BOO aaa-BOO." So weird sounds are in her bloodline.
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Patent illustration of an absurdly complicated kettle with spout, handle, and internal chambers labeled PORT WATER ALE SHERRY AND MILK
Sub drawings show perforated disc in spout with holes through which the various liquids would pour when chosen thy the operator, and handle with flaps over air holes the operator would cover with their thumb to block by suction the other undesired liquids from escaping.
I think.
Sub drawings show perforated disc in spout with holes through which the various liquids would pour when chosen thy the operator, and handle with flaps over air holes the operator would cover with their thumb to block by suction the other undesired liquids from escaping.
I think.
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a grey white and black tabby cat sits of a low brick wall. Her paws, mane and ears are bright blue
"...I'm blue, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di..."
Live your Truth, Wilbur.
@roonie As a child, I was traumatized by Dougal And The Blue Cat — https://archive.org/details...
remember when we scolded that poor lady for coloring her cat with markers?
Oh kitty, what did you get into this time?
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A white fish with tinges of yellow and green hovers in a dark space. The fish has three eyes, and all of them look like the googly eyes from a craft store. Below the fish is a hole in the ground through which white light is blazing. The ground is a blurry greenish-yellow color, with indigo tinges. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Playthrough of the 1983 cel-animated video game in case, like me, you never beat it.
I remember when this came out, the Summer when my best friend came to stay a few weeks with me and my father in a trailer in a KOA lot after I'd moved away. We went a store that had Pole Position and vented coins into it until Dragon Lair showed up next to it. Then we dumped coins into that until we realized a bunch of it was just guessing what they wanted you to do, or just hitting the button not right when it was prompted, but a bit before or after. We talked about how that was different but kinda the same as Pole Position in that way. We were both into DND from the pre-Advanced DND years, so we also talked about how it was bullshit from a DM's perspective.
Anyway I bought the game recently and didn't even get as far as I used to, even though I wasn't feeding quarters to it, and even though I didn't have to bicycle back to the trailer before my dad got home for dinner.
I do enjoy the playthrough of it though
Anyway I bought the game recently and didn't even get as far as I used to, even though I wasn't feeding quarters to it, and even though I didn't have to bicycle back to the trailer before my dad got home for dinner.
I do enjoy the playthrough of it though
It was such a beautiful game... It was such an infuriating game. How many dollars did I pump into that, only to get a fraction of the way into the storyline, ever. Thanks for the playthrough.
Don Bluth, man.
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ap article on The Onion's planned relaunch of the Infowars site.
"I'm looking forward to the relaunch of Infowars" is not a thing I thought I'd ever think, but here we are.
https://apnews.com/article... (via https://bsky.app/profile...)
https://apnews.com/article... (via https://bsky.app/profile...)
Side debate: Is it Bozo the Clowns or Bozos the Clown? (Or Bezos the clown)
The group name of Bozos is a "Senate of Bozos"
B0z0p0lis$
I have actually seen David Arquette - the current official Bozo - perform live on the same ticket with The Residents. It was a ... surreal ... day.
@crazyunclejoe o_O
I bought some merch for the relaunch:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RSGA
https://mltshp.com/p/1RSGA
We’re all bozos on this bus.
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That looks painful.
just because you could, etc., etc.
LATFH
Theft-proof bike? Nobody would want that.
I once fell on the monkey bars...
shut up this is beautiful
I absolutely would.
My other bike is a radiator
@poorusher Hehehehe
I kind of love this
de stijl is real.
something funky going on with the patchwork cobblestone and the mismatched stripes on the pants on the right
@maztik8r yeah, it’s vaguely reminiscent of the BauBike and clones thereof, but I’d need to see more photos to believe this isn’t a fake.
https://www.core77.com/posts...
https://www.core77.com/posts...
It’s doubtful the weld on the seat bar could support much weight for long.
Reminds me of https://www.wired.com/2016...
@rogrtheshrubber Aha! OK, that nails it down. It was an art bike, 'Brutalist Dreams', by Petor Georgallou/Dear Susan Bikes, circa 2016. From the IA cache of the blog post: https://web.archive.org/web...
> Another of my series of Bikes from Inaccurate Drawings of bikes, this is based on a child s reconstruction of the illustrious Geoff Apps's diagram demonstrating the relevance of "rake" and "trail" taken from Mike Burrows fantastic book "bicycle design".
> Its a fun bike to ride, that brings a smile to peoples faces as well as being a physical in joke among nerds.
> Another of my series of Bikes from Inaccurate Drawings of bikes, this is based on a child s reconstruction of the illustrious Geoff Apps's diagram demonstrating the relevance of "rake" and "trail" taken from Mike Burrows fantastic book "bicycle design".
> Its a fun bike to ride, that brings a smile to peoples faces as well as being a physical in joke among nerds.
@rogrtheshrubber See? I knew this belonged here.
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A satirical news headline: Alex Jones 1974-2026 with an image of a shirtless Alex Jones
From tonight's relaunch of InfoWars since it's takeover by the Onion.
NSFW for a shirtless Alex Jones. (Although the man boobs is the least offensive thing about him.)
NSFW for a shirtless Alex Jones. (Although the man boobs is the least offensive thing about him.)
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three gentlemen in motorcycle gang vests emblazoned with the words BORN TO RIDE DONALD J. TRUMP
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
"When you're a star, they let you do it"
Clowns
Rough Bootlickers
no to all of this and every permutation thereof
GESBMC* rockers worn proud!
* God's Extra Special Boys Motorcycle Club
* God's Extra Special Boys Motorcycle Club
Loser shit (derogatory)
Grab his pussy
I wonder if they've since changed the patches to 47? 4547? 45/7? Hmmmmm
@otaman +++
@KMAlexander of the two, 45 was probably the least shite of the two terms. I mean, 45 was completely fucked, and horrendous things were done, but it does seem like a training program for the fucked up shit 47 is doing.
So maybe they're on board with some fucked up shit, but not on board with evil fucked up shit?
So maybe they're on board with some fucked up shit, but not on board with evil fucked up shit?
"Squeal like a pig now."