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LocalStain

/theydidthemath

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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
No salespeople will call.
cristin

for those who celebrate

Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
Happy April 8, everyone.
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artwells pro 8 hours ago
See also

https://mltshp.com/p/1RNP7
artwells pro 8 hours ago
Let's make it a holiday
cristin pro 7 hours ago
@artwells yes, except I made this one from scratch with fresh high-rez grabs from the bluray :D
artwells pro 6 hours ago
@cristin and that is well appreciated extra puss on that grave
wmo pro 6 hours ago
as one does
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LocalStain

Gil Scott Heron Was Right.

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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
I hear tbey are selling off our national art collection, which is housed in public buildings, they are also selling off.
idogcow 8 hours ago
How much can a new forrest cost Michael, $5?
heyitsal

Assassin Bug Egg Cluster

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Found it on one of my Crepe Myrtles and I'm totally psyched. Lookout you little honeydew pooping aphid bastards! The assassins are coming to town!
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ba pro 41 minutes ago
What is the out-of-focus object on the grass?
infini

 

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csilverman

the show must go on

A thin, rickety bridge extends through a raging red and yellow inferno. Marching along the bridge is an eerie procession, led by a person wearing a tall top hat. The person is blowing a trumpet. Behind them, a hulking figure with a windup key sticking out of its back thumps a drum with a red star on it, hung around its neck. In the rear is a small, hunched figure with horns and a tail, playing a saxophone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A thin, rickety bridge extends through a raging red and yellow inferno. Marching along the bridge is an eerie procession, led by a person wearing a tall top hat. The person is blowing a trumpet. Behind them, a hulking figure with a windup key sticking out of its back thumps a drum with a red star on it, hung around its neck. In the rear is a small, hunched figure with horns and a tail, playing a saxophone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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m3moellering 11 minutes ago
/checks notes
poorusher

You are about to enter a world of pain

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.
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Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.
https://universeodon.com/@UncleDu...
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bezt pro 16 hours ago
A pained expression
urlnotfound pro 14 hours ago
Inbred? No. In pain. He's French.
sdbillin 10 hours ago
Bad gloryhole. Would not recommend.
2 stars
idogcow 8 hours ago
Zöe Bread cosplay?
danelectro pro 5 hours ago
life is pain, highness
ba pro 37 minutes ago
@urlnotfound +1
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gwint

The Time Being

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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B6FA798A3449 pro 7 hours ago
"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
roue

Appalachian Trail Sunrise

Sunrise on the Appalachian Trail in the Great Smokie Mountains.
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Sunrise on the Appalachian Trail in the Great Smokie Mountains.
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roue Yesterday
My desktop background auto-updates from a webcam on the Appalachian Trail in the Smokies. This morning was particularly beautiful.
dphiffer

on strike

We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
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We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

I'm on an Amtrak train heading to my first strike. I'll be picketing all day at 155 6th Ave for anyone who wants to come support us in NYC!
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beep pro 38 minutes ago
✊🏻❤️
bezt pro 34 minutes ago
Is this the right strike fund, Dan? https://www.gofundme.com/f...
n0wak

Ancient technology of The Elders

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ang pro 12 hours ago
That was a weird place that liked to talk about assassination.
ba pro 39 minutes ago
That phreaks me out!
3rdparty

idiocracy.wtf

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I equally love and hate that https://idiocracy.wtf exists
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 10 hours ago
Some of these citations are a bit of a stretch. I don't think Starbucks having a large and expensive menu is more than 50% of the way to Starbucks giving you a rub and tug.
not_on_display pro 10 hours ago
not yet! for now, though, i'm sticking to dunkin. i got my medical degree at dunkin.
snarkout

Millions Now Living Will Never Die

A screenshot, green text on black. "On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging."
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A screenshot, green text on black. "On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging."
source: https://www.sbnation.com/a...

If you haven't read Jon Bois' "17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future", let me recommend it. Genuinely one of the greatest and most heartwarming pieces of science fiction from the last decade.
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wjcstp pro 23 hours ago
I strongly 2nd this, it's a cool story (whether you like football or not), and an excellent use of the web as storytelling platform.
bezt pro 23 hours ago
Jon Bois is a singular genius, and we are lucky to have him.
3rdparty pro 22 hours ago
[Tortoise Intensifies]
cristin pro 12 hours ago
this was a "Torchwood" episode, right?
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 10 hours ago
I'm glad he got his bag but I don't know how whatever book deal he got that derailed 20021 is going to be as good as what it would have been on the web.
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williwaw

every goddamn day

illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
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illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
permanent status
m3moellering 2 days ago
@wjcstp +++
williwaw pro 2 days ago
we're all really going through it, huh
joffaboy

Peekaboo people!

A closeup of the moon fills the bottom diagonal 2/3rds of the photo, and it shows hundreds of large and tiny craters, lit brightly by sun. The distance a small blue planet earth, dusted with white clouds, is rising over the moon's horizon. The rest of the sky is pitch black
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A closeup of the moon fills the bottom diagonal 2/3rds of the photo, and it shows hundreds of large and tiny craters, lit brightly by sun. The distance a small blue planet earth, dusted with white clouds, is rising over the moon's horizon. The rest of the sky is pitch black
https://www.nasa.gov/gallery...
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3rdparty pro Yesterday
S/MOON
jpoulos pro Yesterday
cheeky monkeys
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I can see my house from here!
MackReed pro Yesterday
9 billion voices cry out: "MMMM, CHEEEESE!"
mare 19 hours ago
I can see my mare over there!
dapete 18 hours ago
Rise of the planet of the apes
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nikkuneko

20 most scrobbled artists in the last month

horizontally-oriented bar chart displaying the 20 most played artists from a last.fm. from top to bottom, the chart displays slots 20 to one, with a color gradient going from purple to gold. x axis goes from 0 to 50. the artists, in order:
clem snide
retirement party
bright eyes
mclusky
la poexe
willi carlisle
desaparecidos
new ghost
the pillows
phillip jon taylor
deep sea diver
cusp
silverchair
bow & spear
the beatles
gouge away
emma ruth rundle
deafheaven
hey mercedes
angine depoitrine
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horizontally-oriented bar chart displaying the 20 most played artists from a last.fm. from top to bottom, the chart displays slots 20 to one, with a color gradient going from purple to gold. x axis goes from 0 to 50. the artists, in order:
clem snide
retirement party
bright eyes
mclusky
la poexe
willi carlisle
desaparecidos
new ghost
the pillows
phillip jon taylor
deep sea diver
cusp
silverchair
bow & spear
the beatles
gouge away
emma ruth rundle
deafheaven
hey mercedes
angine depoitrine
ugly, but made with work tools whilst trying to avoid work for a few minutes. trying to do at least little things with data on my own. may try learning something new down the road, like some basic python.

found a nice export tool to grab stats without having to deal with my own API key:
https://mainstream.ghan.nl/export...

per this post:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RNCD

addendum // artists from this list available to stream on bandcamp:
clem snide (5 plays)
https://clem-snide.bandcamp.com
retirement party (5 plays)
https://retirementparty.bandcamp.com/music
bright eyes (6 plays)
https://brighteyes.bandcamp.com/music
mclusky (6 plays)
https://mcluskymclusky.bandcamp.com/music
la poexe (7 plays)
https://poex.bandcamp.com/
willi carlisle (8 plays)
https://willicarlislemusic.bandcamp.com/music
desaparecidos (8 plays)
https://desaparecidos.bandcamp.com/music
new ghost (9 plays)
https://newghostband.bandcamp.com
phillip jon taylor (10 plays)
https://phillipjontaylor.bandcamp.com/music
deep sea diver (10 plays)
https://thedeepseadiver.bandcamp.com/music
cusp (11 plays)
https://cusptunes.bandcamp.com/
bow & spear (13 plays)
https://bowandspear.bandcamp.com/music
gouge away (24 plays)
https://gougeawayfl.bandcamp.com/music
emma ruth rundle (27 plays)
https://emmaruthrundle.bandcamp.com/music
deafheaven (30 plays)
https://deafheavens.bandcamp.com/music)
hey mercedes (31 plays)
https://runforcoverrecords.bandcamp.com/album...
angine de poitrine (49 plays)
https://anginedepoitrine.bandcamp.com/album...
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3rdparty pro 19 hours ago
✋🏻🔺🤚🏻
n0wak 19 hours ago
lol angine de potrine
nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
@n0wak ???
nikkuneko pro 17 hours ago
@3rdparty
((( ✋🏻🔺🤚🏻 )))
darth_smoothies 17 hours ago
some good scrobblin
scruss pro 15 hours ago
@3rdparty @nikkuneko
«««✋🏻🔺🤚🏻»»»
mikemccracken 14 hours ago
Hell yeah Hey Mercedes
nikkuneko pro 11 hours ago
@mikemccracken the recent reissues of their albums really wedged them into my brain again. i had forgotten how good they were.
ang pro 10 hours ago
A comment seen elsewhere: "my life has become quite simple: i see polka dots and triangles, and i click."
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LocalStain

✊🏼

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n0wak 22 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
3rdparty pro 22 hours ago
@n0wak wow. Turn your head as it plays
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
They started a war without warning any of the Americans over there and refused to help them get out.
me3dia

[Pink Floyd intensifies]

art002e009301 (April 6, 2026) – Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.
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art002e009301 (April 6, 2026) – Captured by the Artemis II crew during their lunar flyby on April 6, 2026, this image shows the Moon fully eclipsing the Sun. From the crew’s perspective, the Moon appears large enough to completely block the Sun, creating nearly 54 minutes of totality and extending the view far beyond what is possible from Earth. The corona forms a glowing halo around the dark lunar disk, revealing details of the Sun’s outer atmosphere typically hidden by its brightness. Also visible are stars, typically too faint to see when imaging the Moon, but with the Moon in darkness stars are readily imaged. This unique vantage point provides both a striking visual and a valuable opportunity for astronauts to document and describe the corona during humanity’s return to deep space. The faint glow of the nearside of the Moon is visible in this image, having been illuminated by light reflected off the Earth.
The dark side of the moon, eclipsing the sun.


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deaduncledave

Honk your heart out

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sdbillin

Jumping on the memewagon

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artwells pro 19 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RNP6
scruss pro 14 hours ago
I enjoyed my carton of milk today, yes I did
m3moellering

I’m tired.

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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I don’t need to cut the world open. It’s plain to see.
m3moellering Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick /heard
snarkout pro 15 hours ago
April is National Poetry Month.
m3moellering 14 minutes ago
@snarkout I’m tryin’…..
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csilverman

in 50,000 km, keep right

A view out the window of a spaceship. The window is tall, with rounded sides, and surrounded by a heavy metal frame. The gray wall of the spaceship, with various beams and bolts, is visible beyond the frame. Out the window is the starry black of space, with a bright white-gray moon in the center. We're pretty close to the moon. The surface shadows are sharp and visible. Clamped to the upper frame of the window is a small consumer GPS unit, the kind you'd have in your car, displaying the words "keep right" in white lettering, along with "50 thousand km". The GPS displays the usual pink route and arrows indicating how to get to the moon. In the lower left of the screen is a small round icon indicating that the local speed limit is 90km/h. Fortunately there are no cops in space, yet. Good luck out there, Artemis crew. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A view out the window of a spaceship. The window is tall, with rounded sides, and surrounded by a heavy metal frame. The gray wall of the spaceship, with various beams and bolts, is visible beyond the frame. Out the window is the starry black of space, with a bright white-gray moon in the center. We're pretty close to the moon. The surface shadows are sharp and visible. Clamped to the upper frame of the window is a small consumer GPS unit, the kind you'd have in your car, displaying the words "keep right" in white lettering, along with "50 thousand km". The GPS displays the usual pink route and arrows indicating how to get to the moon. In the lower left of the screen is a small round icon indicating that the local speed limit is 90km/h. Fortunately there are no cops in space, yet. Good luck out there, Artemis crew. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt #artemis
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dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
(voice of Carl Sagan) In order to make a right turn, first you must create the universe.
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
This is excellent.
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
I love this
Argie pro 2 days ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
mare 19 hours ago
+1 for the speed limit sign!
csilverman 11 hours ago
@mare Glad someone caught that :-)
csilverman 11 hours ago
@1f2frfbf @urlnotfound Thank you!
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poorusher

Pineapple propaganda

Fidelity Castro holding up two pineapples. Below is the text "Here's a little propaganda"
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Fidelity Castro holding up two pineapples. Below is the text "Here's a little propaganda"
It's a two parter, see source for second frame

https://normal.style/@muon...
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bezt pro 15 hours ago
From Saul Landau's _Fidel_ (1968).
not_on_display pro 10 hours ago
6, 7 but with pineapples
ang

30 Second Call Script

This is [YOUR NAME], a constituent living in [CITY, STATE, ZIP]. I can be reached at [PHONE NUMBER] but I do not require a call back.

I am asking you to impeach, convict and remove President Trump. 

His latests message regarding ending civilization in Iran is yet more evidence that he is unfit to serve as president.

There is no greater priority for you, my elected representative, than to impeach, convict and remove President Trump from office.

Thank You.
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This is [YOUR NAME], a constituent living in [CITY, STATE, ZIP]. I can be reached at [PHONE NUMBER] but I do not require a call back.

I am asking you to impeach, convict and remove President Trump.

His latests message regarding ending civilization in Iran is yet more evidence that he is unfit to serve as president.

There is no greater priority for you, my elected representative, than to impeach, convict and remove President Trump from office.

Thank You.
April 7, 2026 - A variant of the voicemail and emails I sent to my three congressional representatives this morning. Alt text contains the text as well.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
I do not understand how Dems in the house have not been filing articles of impeachment constantly this year.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
The Dems are not going to save us.
cristin pro 12 hours ago
@bencmeissner because money.
infini

sffu

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jxyzn pro 13 hours ago
Surprisingly tasty and pleasant!
idogcow 8 hours ago
I see myself posting this often on TikTok
n0wak

Earth Rise, Artemis II

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artwells

into your timeline like

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monster yelling Butterfly Hell! while butterflies attack power rangers
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tweedlydo pro 17 hours ago
as soon as i start raising crapperpillars this year
robritz

Sea moss? I just met oss.

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My teammate and I spent yesterday's photo session having introvert time and focussing on separate details. It was delightful.

This is sea moss? Sea grass? Sea weed? Some sort of sea lawn growing on a sea wall near the sea. I love the textures and the pattern created by... the sea.

Sony a7iii, 85mm lens, f10 maybe?
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bezt pro 18 hours ago
Also my favorite style guide and MOSFET fabrication process.
robritz 4 hours ago
@bezt it’s so versatile!
Argie

And then there's Steve

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Following on from my previous post... https://mltshp.com/p/1RNNX

Now this is an energy bar I would like to eat (rum is not optional)

This one was from the same article, another Ballarat lad who was a bit of an Aussie legend. A marathon runner who won Gold, 2 x Silver and a Bronze medal at various Commonwealth Games and a heap of other marathons around the world. I used to see him jogging around the Ballarat lake when he was around 50 years old, still fit as a fiddle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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bezt pro Yesterday
Man loved a Mars Bar. https://youtu.be/J6mXixHp...
Argie pro 23 hours ago
@bezt ++ sure did
m3moellering 22 hours ago
Biscuit = cookies? 🧐 I’m confuse.
Argie pro 22 hours ago
@m3moellering yep, a cookie in Australia is called a biscuit. Your biscuits would be more of a scone to us
Xedrik 21 hours ago
Recipes like this drive me bonkers. "1 packet" --how large? Give me a weight, a volume, anything! Sizes change, either from shrinkflation or just multiple product sizes being available.
m3moellering 21 hours ago
@Argie Yeah, it's just so generic. Is it a sugar-cookie? Toll-House (The Cookie that Conquered the World)? Treacle? I wanted more detail......for science.
mare 19 hours ago
When hiking long distance paths in England we found that Snickers bars had actually more calories per gram. And they were named Marathon in Britain so that checked out. (TIL the name was changed to Snickers in 1990 but they changed it back in 2020.)
bezt pro 18 hours ago
@m3moellering @Xedrik Cultural context/assumed knowledge. It'd generally be one of the plain sweet tea biscuits like Arnotts Marie or Milk Arrowroot, or Scotch Finger if you're fancy.

Some biscuits like the sadly discontinued Arnotts Lattice seemingly had no other purpose other than to be made into custard slice.
snarkout pro 15 hours ago
I feel like the American equivalent would probably be graham crackers, or maybe Lorna Doones?
foist pro 15 hours ago
@argie we spent a couple of days in Ballarat a few years back during a two week jaunt throughout the region. I loved the feel of the whole city.
bezt pro 13 hours ago
@snarkout Arnotts Marie are part of the grand international family of Marie biscuits descended from the original Peek Freans, so the closest US equivalent is usually Maria biscuits (Goya/Iberia) in the Latino aisle. But yeah, graham crackers and Lorna Doones are in the ballpark. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@m3moellering wot @bezt said 😉
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@foist yeah it's not a bad place, pretty because of all the gold found there back in the day, but the longer you stay... normal for most places I imagine. Did you get to Bendigo as well? I loved Bendigo but again only visited a few times
m3moellering 15 minutes ago
@bezt @Argie Ta vm!
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