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O_C

Son of a bitch!

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animated gif from the film 'spaceballs' showing daphne zuniga using the bolt action on her laser rifle and exclaiming 'son of a bitch!'
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dartvade...

100 years of mel brooks

#mel
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bezt pro an hour ago
Tag with #Mel to join the birthday party.

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LocalStain pro 43 minutes ago
I'm pretty sure I've told this story around these parts before...

When I moved to MV in 2001 I lived for a few months at the home of my boss and his wife, who happened to be the sister of Daphne seen above. A few weeks after I arrived I was coming in from the outdoor shower wrapped in a towel and there in the kitchen of the house was Princess Vespa. She was super nice. 😊
O_C

nerves

illustration entitled "ramification of nerves" showing the brain and nervous system of a human from behind
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illustration entitled "ramification of nerves" showing the brain and nervous system of a human from behind
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knutmo

To toast!

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A toast to toast
HBD #Mel Brooks
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bezt pro an hour ago
Tag with #Mel to join the birthday party.

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nikkuneko

cat surveillance + accidental selfie

phone pic of two large eyed cats in a basement window of a brick apartment building, looking straight at the camera. the cat on the left is grey striped and smaller; the cat on the right is orange and round-faced. behind them are closed blinds. a desolate assed yard and the reflection of the photographer, an even more desolate assed human, can be seen
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phone pic of two large eyed cats in a basement window of a brick apartment building, looking straight at the camera. the cat on the left is grey striped and smaller; the cat on the right is orange and round-faced. behind them are closed blinds. a desolate assed yard and the reflection of the photographer, an even more desolate assed human, can be seen
two new windows creepers in my building this evening, making *serious* eye contact, plus some asshole in a patagonia cap

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jpoulos pro 11 hours ago
Great shot!
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
Meanwhile the homeowner is inside looking out. Nice image, reflections and shadows, the full picture.
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
This picture is fantastic! I especially like the way the reflection is doubled by the glass and split by the blinds.
d09m4t1c

Jon Stewart compliments my bandmates.

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We’ve been playing Asbury Undergound for maybe 10 years now. This year we played a set just before a long time friend Rick Barry who’s new project, Church and State TM, happens to have Jon Stewart as their, functional if not impressive, drummer. After our set I went back to the green room to put my trombone away and a man, whom I’ve respected for years, reached out and shook my hand and said “You guys were fucking awesome!” So I’ve got that going for me…
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joost 8 hours ago
What a nice experience
m3moellering 2 hours ago
I definitely read that in his voice.
Xedrik 41 minutes ago
Amazing!
otaman

Moichendizing

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#Mel Brooks turns 100! Post a gif from a favorite movie of his in his honor

He's aged like a fine yogurt
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bezt pro 12 hours ago
“A Children’s Toy”
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
to this day, i'll randomly let out a "moichandyszing! moichandyzing!" with no context
rogrtheshrubber pro 52 minutes ago
@nikkuneko Zero-context moichandyzing is the basis of capitalizms
knutmo

Harvest

A bowl of field peas
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A bowl of field peas
Field peas from the garden
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LocalStain

I smell an Emmy.

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source- https://theonion.com/the-bear...
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Argie pro 7 hours ago
Perfect for another win in the category of ... checks notes... Best Comedy
cottenwess

oy

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the lord jehovah has given unto you these fifteen… [drops one]… oy.
happy birthday mel!
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roonie pro 15 hours ago
Happy Birthday!!
Here's to many more.
dreyfusslugado 11 hours ago
I always wondered what the other 5 Commandments were.
dogwelder

I make important things for work

The painting Edward VI as a Child by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine.
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The painting Edward VI as a Child by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine.
I'm working on new projects for next year's classes.
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Xedrik 41 minutes ago
"Some of you may fail, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
MackReed

iiit's aaaliiiiiiiiiivvve!!!

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#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour
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snarkout pro 12 hours ago
The 100 Year Old Man.
Argie

Mel Brooks Just Turned 100

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Post a gif of your fav movie of his in his honour

#mel
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
instant mood lift <3
1f2frfbf pro 23 hours ago
The best part of this clip is watching Cleavon Little try not to laugh.
wjcstp pro 23 hours ago
@tweedlydo and I quote this scene all the time
bezt pro 21 hours ago
Tag with #Mel so we can see them all in the same place!
https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
dapete 19 hours ago
Little had no idea the improv was coming.
Argie pro 7 hours ago
@bezt great idea, just gave me the biggist grin seeing them all
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snarkout

The Mel 100

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An animated gif of Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle in white tie and tails on stage from "Young Frankenstein". Boyle is hollering "SUPER DUPER!"
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour.

The first time I saw this scene I laughed until I choked.
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wjcstp pro 11 hours ago
Peter Boyle is so fucking funny in this
dapete 7 hours ago
Gene had to fight for this scene and I contend it is the funniest thing ever put to film. I mean, after all that, who brings rotting veggies to a black tie science demonstration?
nikkuneko

name a more iconic duo

diptych of black and white photos: two young boys sitting adjacent to one annother outdoors on a grassy hill, both curly haired. one is wearing a vest and bow tie, with a pin that says "ring security"; the other is wearing a palm tree patterned button-down shirt. in the top photo the two boys are leaning in, looking at something one boy is holding. in the lower photo, both are looking at the camera, with one pointing out of frame and the other holding a round object over his eye
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diptych of black and white photos: two young boys sitting adjacent to one annother outdoors on a grassy hill, both curly haired. one is wearing a vest and bow tie, with a pin that says "ring security"; the other is wearing a palm tree patterned button-down shirt. in the top photo the two boys are leaning in, looking at something one boy is holding. in the lower photo, both are looking at the camera, with one pointing out of frame and the other holding a round object over his eye
my youngest brother's wedding was last weekend, indeed a familial stressfest on all ends, but also lovely in a few fleeting moments.

both of my younger brothers have sons, born only about a month apart, who never got to meet each other until that weekend. they were hamming it up the whole time and i was there to delight in it.

fujifilm x100f | acros | ISO 1250
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wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
These are excellent portraits!
BooBounder 18 hours ago
Love to know where on earth there are mansard roofs like that. Got to be a university campus ...
roonie pro 15 hours ago
@nikkuneko It is times like these that start to make the stress, of all the other times, just a bit more bearable.
My children and grandchildren bring me joy that I did not expect when I was smashing away down the salt mine.
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
@roonie truly so! they are a magic all their own.

@BooBounder nope, think dumpy country club in central illinois
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MackReed

i

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someone has curated a list of AI generated children’s books: https://infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf...
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ba

No!

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Marcel Marceau in mime's makeup, a black top hat and dark shirt steps into an ornate sitting room, seemingly against a strong wind.
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif from a fav movie of his in his honour
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
Silent Movie!

Marcel Marceau was the only character with an actual audible line in the whole movie. Brilliant!
wjcstp

mongo only pawn

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Gif of a confused-looking cowboy saying "Don't know... Mongo only pawn... in game of life"
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nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
this is one of those lines that is just burned into my daily lexicon
wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
@nikkuneko some days at work it becomes like a mantra
dogwelder

WHEEEEE!

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Xedrik 44 minutes ago
Rotations Per Mouse
travis

Hail Skroob

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Mel Brooks as President Skroob in Spaceballs giving the Skroob Salute. Te salute starts off looking like he's about to give us an angry middle finger, but as he raises his fist up he stops and daintily turns his hand around and gives a short wiggling finger wave.
When I was a kid I thought this was the funniest goddamn thing and me and all my nerdy friends would give the salute to each other

Happy 100th Mel Brooks!

#Mel
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bezt

Oh, no- not again!

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The dancing chestburster from Spaceballs.
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour.
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LocalStain

Bottoms up.

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jpoulos

HBD Mr. Brooks

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Gene Wilder, stuck behind a bookcase, in Young Frankenstein:

"PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
#Mel
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Argie pro 7 hours ago
Add #mel so we can see all in the same place https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel 😁
artwells

this asshole again

man taking a picture with the title "Arsehole Rendevous"
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man taking a picture with the title "Arsehole Rendevous"
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0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
Is it a nudist camp and he is taking pictures?
m3moellering 18 hours ago
I don’t have my glasses on, and I thought that was John Denver
dreyfusslugado 11 hours ago
Not what I expected Trump Cabinet meetings to look like.
Argie pro 7 hours ago
Is it wrong that I recoginise that font?
Xedrik 36 minutes ago
@m3moellering Same!
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cristin

technically true

At Freilassinger Bahnhof

Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57

Federal Police Freilassing/Press release

[a photo of a cargo train breaking a noise wall]
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At Freilassinger Bahnhof

Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57

Federal Police Freilassing/Press release

[a photo of a cargo train breaking a noise wall]
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ang pro Yesterday
Oh Yeah!
roonie pro Yesterday
Irony Horse.
neuracnu

ffu

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#mel
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artwells

the best testing burrito is the stealth burrito

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woman hiding behind a plant biting a burrito
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cottenwess 16 hours ago
mom stole my hot pocket!
dogwelder pro 10 hours ago
I'm always open for testing a burrito
heyitsal

The Mel 100

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#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour
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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
No no no no no no yeeesssss
MackReed

europa/io

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Two planetoids flying in the same ecliptic plane are dwarfed by Jupiter’s Great Red Spot - a massive, swirling, eye-shaped, ochre storm above the huge planet’s horizontally-cloud-striped surface.
captured by Cassini: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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jpoulos pro 2 days ago
We live in the most extraordinary times, and we're wasting it.
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
"NEEEYOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Hi there !
Robotron_smith 2 days ago
@jpoulos - i think that pretty much puts a finger on the little extra bit of sadness i feel at the state of the world.
ang pro 2 days ago
Sic transit gloria lunae?
jhamill pro Yesterday
Fantastic.
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B6FA798A3449

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Animated gif of illustrated rain falling on a pond and hillocks. In the background, tall conifers.
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artwells

staying alive

book titled "disco dracula" with someone emerging froma  coffin in a disco
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book titled "disco dracula" with someone emerging froma coffin in a disco
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