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Davezilla

I voted. And got a great sticker.

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snowbow

 

Hand painted watercolour and ink birthday card of a Tibetan terrier puppy wearing a birthday celebration hat with the words ‘Happy Birthday’.
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Hand painted watercolour and ink birthday card of a Tibetan terrier puppy wearing a birthday celebration hat with the words ‘Happy Birthday’.
It was my mom’s birthday yesterday and I made her this card. She’s getting a Tibetan Terrier in a couple weeks! Super exciting. 😀
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jaymayday

vandover

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pk pro 4 hours ago
still got it
artwells

if you are lucky

700 club dude with the caption "There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds"
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700 club dude with the caption "There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds"
9 hours ago
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fnerg pro 8 hours ago
This gave me a random thought:

What would the 007 club be like? It'd probably have cooler gadgets than the 700 club at least.
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Capitalist religionism.
wmo

today's

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artwells

your deployment

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a man films a man on a motorcycle drives a motorcycle towards a plank ramp into a truck be. the ramp pushes forward closing the tailgate into which the riders crashes
9 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
That ramp hits him in the face. Terrible. He is likely terribly injured, and just a kid.
artwells

The Healthiest President

Flattened, rotting pumpkin
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Flattened, rotting pumpkin
7 hours ago
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
Even less corruption than the current one.
artwells

campaign promises

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Popeye's Whimpy grabbing a hamburger from a plate. the hamburger disappears as he bites it
9 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Wimpy! He will hmgladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
MackReed

happy right triangle day

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taf : https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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O_C

Tatsuharu aka たつはる aka Tatsu_ha_ru (Japanese) - 3 つの顔 (Three Faces), Paintings

painting of three globular humanoid faces (one red, one yellow, one blue) stretching/squashing into one another in some sort of battle
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painting of three globular humanoid faces (one red, one yellow, one blue) stretching/squashing into one another in some sort of battle
source: https://redlipstickresurrected...
17 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
It’s time to
MAKE
SOME
NOOOIIIISE
artwells

conversation pit

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conversation pit
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ardgedee

The most insane FAKE musician I've ever seen.

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Takedown video about Marcelo Perez Schneider, bassist for the Argentine metal band Presto Vivace, proving that his playing is mimed to a recorded track.
Bassist shredder generates viral videos, is outed in this video for faking his stuff.

Absolutely tempest in a teapot type material unless you're one of the 20 people in the world for which being the world's fastest bassist is important. What elevates this particular bullshit is the dude's testicular fortitude. He doesn't fake his videos (most of the viral videos were shot from the audience), he fakes the on-stage performance, night after night. And then to ratchet things up a notch he even conducts bass playing clinics, collecting money for in-person demonstrations of his speed playing, miming to a track in front of experienced bassists sitting less than two meters away.

Anyway, I've spoiled it for you, you don't have to watch unless you want to see the details. Actually the details are kinda interesting even if you don't play bass. Sapko provides pretty comprehensive narration so you can just listen while you do housework or something.
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joffaboy

Just another day hanging out

Two kookaburras tussling over a snake
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Two kookaburras tussling over a snake
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19 hours ago
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artwells

compiling

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woman on a unicycle kicking bowls so that stack on her head
9 hours ago
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neuracnu pro 8 hours ago
docker compose up
ufez pro 7 hours ago
The legendary Red Panda.
jpoulos pro 5 hours ago
It's in the stack.
ufez pro 5 hours ago
Hahaha, I'm watching the Mavericks vs. Spurs game and she's tonight's halftime entertainment.
jpoulos pro 3 hours ago
She's in the zeitgeist
poorusher a minute ago
reverse gif it
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joffaboy

Title

Cafe and sign, the name is 'Flick the Bean'
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Cafe and sign, the name is 'Flick the Bean'
Coffee shop in Bayswater, Victoria

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ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
I assume it's AI but it's silly anyway.
joffaboy

A big seller, I predict

Halloween costume - Billionaire Tech Wife
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Halloween costume - Billionaire Tech Wife
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18 hours ago
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vosechu pro 8 hours ago
Gross, but also, spirit is on point.
LocalStain

Not yet...?

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samh pro Yesterday
One could easily gauge the temperature of the burrito to know whether it had been hours or not... C'mon, people.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
No, but then again, I have never been held in some alien, human zoo.
guyver3 pro Yesterday
so Tuesdays?
vosechu pro Yesterday
@samh clearly you are not high enough if that sort of thing occurs to you that readily. Or alternatively, maybe you’re enough of a pro that you know the score.
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jaymayday

aromatherapy

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lemon verbena is my favorite scent
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ba pro Yesterday
You can throw a lemon party!
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
It is lovely stuff
niicholas

the last pear

a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
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a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
when we moved here I planted a pear tree and a plum tree and this year the pear tree finally produced some fruit, which I picked and we ate, but at the time I left this one on the tree because it was small and not quite ready but then yesterday I was out in the field near the pear tree and lo the runt pear had become the most interesting pear of all, so I brought it inside and took a portrait of it
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samh pro 2 days ago
That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.
jaymayday

facts

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2 days ago
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shitleopard 2 days ago
@SHAGGY
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging
drurystephanie 2 days ago
I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.
dad 2 days ago
Ok we have the documents but - what was she wearing?
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snarkout

Love your job and you'll never work a day in your life

Snapshot of an item in a museum. An axehead, green with age, sits behind glass, blad-down. It has a cartoonish face on it, with eyes, eyebrows, small ears, a stylized nose, and a big happy grin (including teeth). A small card with writing in Chinese is in front of it.
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Snapshot of an item in a museum. An axehead, green with age, sits behind glass, blad-down. It has a cartoonish face on it, with eyes, eyebrows, small ears, a stylized nose, and a big happy grin (including teeth). A small card with writing in Chinese is in front of it.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
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bocaj 12 hours ago
Sanxingdui? They also made the cutest little piggy sculptures
jazon

the monster awaken

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Spooooky
#halloween

Added some cat eyes to a big pile of yard waste bags to give the appropriate level of Halloween spirit 🐈‍⬛
Yesterday
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LocalStain

Real talk.

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2 days ago
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
Well.... in some good news https://www.youtube.com/shorts...
0y3ahSansAcut3

Classic Form...

A figure in the classic street pose, throwing back a tear gas cannister.
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A figure in the classic street pose, throwing back a tear gas cannister.
Tear gas returned, Lyon, France. I love the dark, masked, youthful, figure returning an aggressive projectile.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Jumping Spider, Pollen Adorned

Closeup photo of a small, jumping spider, decorated with pollen.
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Closeup photo of a small, jumping spider, decorated with pollen.
Flower fairy … this closeup of a jumping spider garlanded with pollen, by John Oliver Dum, won second place in the Nikon Small World photomicrography contest
#Photography #JohnOliverDum Nikon
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MackReed pro Yesterday
FABULOUS!
wmo pro Yesterday
Halloween costume sorted
mare pro Yesterday
Midsommar
m3moellering 18 hours ago
Simply gorgeous.
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
@m3moellering Way so, and then I hits, there is an entire planet of tiny, exquisite effects...
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artwells

Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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man holding a beer getting his hand cut off
nsfw for fake gore
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travis pro Yesterday
ow, that's my drinking hand!
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
John Hamm lost his Hamms hand
catbird Yesterday
wha-- hey, that's bothersome!
dapete 22 hours ago
Interventions have gotten WAY more intense!
joshmillard pro 13 hours ago
Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7+8, just trying to relax with a beer for five fucking minutes
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m3moellering

Maggie Vandewalle, Straight on Till Morning, c. 2013

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jazon

Vibes

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It's been unseasonably warm, so making extra effort to bring the Halloween vibes #halloween #coffee
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joffaboy

Like a trooper

Stormtrooper at the urinal
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Stormtrooper at the urinal
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2 days ago
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fnerg pro Yesterday
Okay, now I'm calling dudes who piss on the floor "stormtroopers".
Davezilla pro Yesterday
@fnerg hear hear!
snarkout

Lemon, it's Wednesday

Lengthy rant about this week's internet security issues, beginning "So, basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without logging in, which is bad" and ending, "Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 257. Anyway, it's Wednesday."
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Lengthy rant about this week's internet security issues, beginning "So, basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without logging in, which is bad" and ending, "Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 257. Anyway, it's Wednesday."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I help manage 2 websites with wordpress installations, and as of this morning neither of the hosts have the patched versions of PHP available to select.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
I backed up two of my 3 DBs, not sure why I can’t do the third, and the host (Dreamhost) finished patching around 11pm PDT last night. So …?
travis pro 2 days ago
@wjcstp who do you host with? We use WPEngine and SiteGround and both were patched yesterday. Of the two, I prefer WPEngine.
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
I don’t know what half of this even means but I can ascertain from the tone that this is akin to the Ghostbusters’ “Big Twinkie”
jer pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick excellent reference
jfaster pro 2 days ago
My company's site is thankfully unaffected (so far), but I've spent the past two days fielding questions about why it *isn't*, which is new and weird.
snarkout pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick It's Lenin's "weeks where decades happen" for people who touch computers for a living.
roue 2 days ago
this is going to be so much better in N years when all of the code serving up web pages was written by LLMs and nobody has a clue what any of it is actually doing under the hood, and when this inevitably happens again, whatever's left of admins will be begging their new gods to please please please just fix it for us. Meanwhile the agents are conspiring with each other on un-read blogs' comment sections to negotiate who will introduce what new remote code injection vulnerability so they can copy themselves to new machines, etc, etc, etc.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
@travis One site is with Network Solutions (after the original host was bought up in a couple of acquisitions) and the other with Green Geeks. I had an email from Digital Ocean for my personal site before i woke up.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
How 'bout the elections? I consider that every disruption is about f*ing with the vote.
cristin pro 2 days ago
I backed up my hostgo WP dbs, just in case I had to nuke from orbit and re-install.

haven't gone in to look yet, but ready with the flamethrower
dad 2 days ago
@travis We use Siteground and they had it covered before I got out of bed yesterday.
Funny thing, it happened yesterday but we didn't get any inquiries from clients until today, and we got several.
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