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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
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src: https://www.threads.com/@jeannie...
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urlnotfound pro 7 hours ago
Next time, Gadget.
poorusher 4 hours ago
Sun Ra Arkestra
m3moellering 3 hours ago
I love that view and that building. It always reminds me that we are capable of so much more.
ang pro 2 hours ago
Lebowski vibes intensify.
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robritz

The Horrorgon Trail

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samh pro 8 hours ago
I don't have proof but I'm nearly certain I ate lettuce two weeks ago and it has been a battle since.
drurystephanie

wtf would jesus do?

Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!

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spingo pro 20 hours ago
Excellent.
samh pro 12 hours ago
I regularly ask myself this very question.
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
drurystephanie 4 hours ago
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
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LocalStain

👇🏼

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travis pro 8 hours ago
grave dancing is fun and healthy!
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
Is it speaking ill of the dead if you're just listing all the things he did when he was alive?
MackReed

⚪️

Painting of a girl in a blue veil looking back over her shoulder, dwarfed by an enormous pearl
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Painting of a girl in a blue veil looking back over her shoulder, dwarfed by an enormous pearl
source: https://mastodon.social/@cmconse...
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aquaphase pro 7 hours ago
The Pearl with the Girl Earring.
MackReed

O O

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video loop: A roundheaded, bald muppet in a pale blue lab coat (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) repeatedly lifts his glasses revealing his nonexistent eyes to examine something in the foreground
source: https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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BennyTheIcepick

Drugs even killed the dinosaurs!

A wrinkled and yellowed sheet of paper upon which a child has written in block letters “DRUGS EVEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS.” The poster depicts three animals - an archaeopteryx, a pteranodon, and a nautiloid - with their relative sizes. A test tube labeled “CRACK” is being upended and sprinkled over the pteranodon, who is screaming “help!” via a talk bubble. 

In neat red pen, a teacher has graded the work with a star and the words “I really appreciate your poster!”
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A wrinkled and yellowed sheet of paper upon which a child has written in block letters “DRUGS EVEN KILLED THE DINOSAURS.” The poster depicts three animals - an archaeopteryx, a pteranodon, and a nautiloid - with their relative sizes. A test tube labeled “CRACK” is being upended and sprinkled over the pteranodon, who is screaming “help!” via a talk bubble.

In neat red pen, a teacher has graded the work with a star and the words “I really appreciate your poster!”
Was going through a box of old stuff from my elementary school days at my parents house and found this bizarre poster presumably from a DARE class. I’m guessing I had just discovered The Far Side and Gary Larson’s iconic “what really killed the dinosaurs” comic. This is so very on brand for me in that it was more about how cool dinosaurs were than how bad drugs were. The little vial of “CRACK” appears to be an afterthought.

Can’t imagine the look on my teacher’s face as she declared how much she appreciated my work.
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BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
Sharing this among friends and they’re like “it really took you ‘til almost 40 before you realized you were on the spectrum?!”
semillama

A visitor to the coneflowers

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MackReed

whip of the week

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The Audi Zero concept, which is delightfully batshit.

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karmakaze pro 10 hours ago
I kept looking for the view of a person actually sitting inside it.
me3dia pro 10 hours ago
@karmakaze or with the wheels turned, yeah.
mikenmar 9 hours ago
Ceci n'est pas un penis.
dad 9 hours ago
Future man will not need to look behind, only ahead
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
@karmakaze Not a problem, there's no possible way for anybody to get inside it anyway.
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
@ardgedee Scroll down on the source. There appear to be doors in the mix.
ang pro 8 hours ago
If Grace Jones were a car.
Lockjaw pro 7 hours ago
Cylons
ardgedee pro an hour ago
@MackReed The doors seem about as practical as the front wheels. If I can get into that without bumping into the frame I'd be damned surprised.
pantsrobot an hour ago
@ang+++
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gwint

Worked at the local library today

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m3moellering 3 hours ago
Phht! Yankees fans....
snarkout

"So, Señor Messi, we meet again."

Against a red background, the young Leo Messi is sitting on the floor, his (studless) sneakers quite visible, somewhat awkwardly posed giving a plump baby a bath in a plastic baby tub. Baby shampoo, a towel, and a suds-covered rubber ducky are on the ground in front of the tub. The baby looks unimpressed.
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Against a red background, the young Leo Messi is sitting on the floor, his (studless) sneakers quite visible, somewhat awkwardly posed giving a plump baby a bath in a plastic baby tub. Baby shampoo, a towel, and a suds-covered rubber ducky are on the ground in front of the tub. The baby looks unimpressed.
source: https://www.theguardian.com/football...

Leo Messi gives the infant Lamine Yamal—now perhaps the best young soccer player in the world and a standout for the Spanish national team—a bath in a photo for a UNICEF charity calendar in 2007. (Yamal grew up in suburban Barcelona and his parents won a lottery for him to participate in the photo shoot; the 20-year-old Messi was on the team but not quite a star for Barca at the time.) They'll play against one another in the World Cup final on Sunday.
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homerj

Cornershop Ft Bubbley Kaur - "Bounce & Salute" - Official Video by Phil Miller

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New Cornershop!
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roonie pro 3 hours ago
Love the sound. No idea about the lyrics, of course.
crazyunclejoe

META - WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING

Meta Glasses bus ad featuring Kylie Jenner, modified to show a They Live style image from specific angles.
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Meta Glasses bus ad featuring Kylie Jenner, modified to show a They Live style image from specific angles.
London-based activist group Everyone Hates Elon pulled off this intervention on a bus-stop ad for Meta’s new pervert^H^H^H^H^H^H^H smart glasses created in partnership with celebrity Kylie Jenner.

SOURCE: https://manualdousuario.net/en...
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bocaj Yesterday
https://www.eff.org/deeplink...
snarkout pro Yesterday
The old cynicism is gone. We have faith in our leaders. We're optimistic as to what becomes of it all. It really boils down to our ability to accept. We don't need pessimism. There are no limits.
spingo pro 20 hours ago
(applause)
poorusher 19 hours ago
So insidious. There is at least some movement to get them banned from particular spaces at least.
idogcow 12 hours ago
I've heard there's already an app that will alert you if anyone near you is wearing meta glasses
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snarkout

#FFU

Three video stills: two Mexico supporters in jerseys, a man and a woman, are standing next to a very fit, shirtless young England supporter wearing face paint. In the first two stills, the female Mexico fan is checking him out, biting her lip as she looks at his muscular torso. In the third, the male Mexico fan is giving her an offended look, while the England fan looks over, confused.
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Three video stills: two Mexico supporters in jerseys, a man and a woman, are standing next to a very fit, shirtless young England supporter wearing face paint. In the first two stills, the female Mexico fan is checking him out, biting her lip as she looks at his muscular torso. In the third, the male Mexico fan is giving her an offended look, while the England fan looks over, confused.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

With England's loss yesterday, this moment from the Mexico-England game is going to be their 2026 World Cup high point.
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neuracnu pro Yesterday
Folks are questioning the providence of this. 1) Mexico and England only played once this tournament, and the score was 1-3 at 68:23. 2) The clock never moves. 3) All the cartoon hair.
misslivie Yesterday
yeah the paleness right in the center of the image around the checker-outer has my not-real-alarm beeping
snarkout pro Yesterday
@neuracnu @misslivie gdi, did I get got?
fisherdah 14 hours ago
This is reacting to a series of videos where men look at women and get slapped by their partners. All at World Cup matches. All fake.
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me3dia

AQI 500

Screenshot of the Apple Weather app showing the air quality index for north Chicago, maxed out at 500
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Screenshot of the Apple Weather app showing the air quality index for north Chicago, maxed out at 500
And quite possibly higher, but that’s as high as the scale goes. This was from last night around 11:30pm. As I post it at 10am, the AQI is 384.
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wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
If it's any help, you might be a lot better by tomorrow. The Twin Cities are back down to the mid 50s today after a couple of days in the 300s.
artwells pro 10 hours ago
Yeeesh.

I would mask up for walks. Couldn't even see down the street. I remember seeing people outside a bar smoking. I mean, it makes sense, but it just seem so weird.
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
my supervisor (who is up around wrigleyville somewhere IIRC?) just mentioned how bad it was for her this morning.

stay safe! i'll definitely second what art mentioned; when we got bad wildfire smoke here last year, i definitely relied on an n95 when i was outside.
cwhartman pro 9 hours ago
We were in the low 400's in central Ohio this morning, but it is starting to improve. The haze is still very obvious, and it smells like a campground outside.
Davezilla pro 8 hours ago
Michigan beat the chart yesterday. There were no numbers high enough. It was BAD. Today, we are down from HAZARDOUS to UNHEALTHY.
ba pro 5 hours ago
Yesterday in Evanston it smelled like a campfire, but it didn't bother me too much. Today I don't smell smoke, but I can feel the air scraping my insides.
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MackReed

master hongli

Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood.  door.
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Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood. door.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
I like this a lot
bezt pro Yesterday
🤖
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Brilliant/Beautiful!
heyitsal

Vacation: Regal Moth

Photo of a Regal Moth
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Photo of a Regal Moth
I went to hang out in the Tennessee Smokey Mountains last week. We went on a great waterfall hike and this little guy came over to say hi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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m3moellering Yesterday
Gorgeous!
poorusher Yesterday
WHO IS SHE?
tom

mood

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Golf courses, and country clubs everywhere.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Don't forget the data centers.
idogcow Yesterday
in San Jose, "the mysterious fire set by the homeless" is how we solve the problem of Historic Buildings that're in the way of new development
dapete

Paul

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MackReed pro 20 hours ago
*Pauls
1f2frfbf pro 13 hours ago
-The- Paul. Also pictured: Paul.
idogcow 12 hours ago
Not less, more
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
les paul > paul > mor paul
thelonius 9 hours ago
You could go get a bite and it'd still be like rrrrrrnnnnnggggggggg
joost 4 hours ago
@MackReed ++
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joffaboy

Ivory Woman's dagger

A glassy rock dagger
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A glassy rock dagger
"This is the only dagger known from all of prehistory
with a blade made of rock crystal. Clear quartz, imported from far
away, knapped into a blade that shatters far more easily than flint,
fitted with a carved ivory hilt and sheath. It was made around 2900
BCE at Valencina, near Seville, and it was not carried in life. It was laid
as an offering above a body already buried, the richest grave of the
entire Iberian Copper Age.

When the tomb was excavated in 2008, the conclusion was
immediate. This much wealth, this kind of weapon, a leader of this
rank, must be a man. The bones were too degraded to sex reliably, so
the assumption filled the gap. They named the individual the Ivory
Man.

Then in 2021 researchers tested the tooth enamel, which holds a
sex-linked protein that survives when bone fails. The teeth carried
only the X form. The lvory Man was a woman.

Nothing about the object changed. The dagger was exactly as
translucent, the tomb exactly as rich. Only the label changed, and
the assumption behind it. And she was not alone. Nearby lies a group
of elite burials, most of them women, possibly her descendants, who
honored her for generations.

The blade was never proof of a warrior king. It was tribute to a
woman a female-led people revered. The dagger held its meaning the
whole time. We were the ones who misread it."

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gwint

I Am Trying to Break Your Lungs

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This is funny, but also, fucking hell, the air is bad here* thanks to those Canadian wildfires.

*here being a good portion of the Midwest and Northeast United States.
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me3dia pro Yesterday
It's not quite beige right now (although it was when Canada burned in 2023), but the AQI in my north side neighborhood is currently 262. So not. great.
homerj Yesterday
Spouse is in Duluth. The AQI pegged out at 500 today.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
“I
Am trying
To break your heart”

– the wildfires, probably
MackReed pro Yesterday
Kiddo is in Boston. She says the air is orange.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Mpls was at 500 this morning. The path of I-94 was smoky all the way north earlier.
WikiAdam Yesterday
Beyond parody: https://bsky.app/profile...
octaneTom pro Yesterday
We’re at 500 up in northern MI.
BennyTheIcepick pro 15 hours ago
Presently visiting Cleveland and it’s fucking awful. Even in the wildfire plagued southwest I can only think of one time it was as bad as this. My flight home might be delayed as a result.

Also, amazing title.
dad 9 hours ago
It’s hot in the poor places tonight
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wombatman70

Iceland sweatshirt

Black text on the front of a white Full sweatshirt reads “Pulsur Design síðan 2016”
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Black text on the front of a white Full sweatshirt reads “Pulsur Design síðan 2016”
If ever you go to Iceland (we’re on an island off the southern coast as I type this), in Reykjavík there’s a resale shop where you can find great deals (like most resale shops), which is extra important when the exchange rate is not in your favor. I had the credible facepalm idiot moment of realizing I literally packed NO shirts with long sleeves this trip. Was thrilled to find this gem.
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wjcstp pro 9 hours ago
This is cool, i can't believe i haven't thought to go thrift shopping while traveling on vacation
homerj 7 hours ago
"WE DESIGN SAUSAGES"
0y3ahSansAcut3

Imageplotter

An image of flamingos reflected, in water, with low weeds.
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An image of flamingos reflected, in water, with low weeds.
This image caught my eye. I looked for a photographer attribution, and all I could come up with was the site, imageplotter. Inside the site no one would claim creative responsibility. So Best find out if this is an AI site, in which other's work is manipulated just enough to lose the definable string of ownership.

I like the graphic quality of this nature piece. I looked all over it for tell tale doubling, anyway.

Flamingos cool off in the shallow lakes of the Zwillbrocker Venn wetlands in north-western Germany. The nature reserve hosts the greater flamingo, which is the most common type, but also Chilean and American species, which are believed to be descendants of escaped former captive birds
#Photography #Imageplotter Alamy Live News
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scruss

Garfield Sobers' six sixes in an over, Glam. v Notts., Swansea, 1968

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look, even if you don't get cricket, watch this: it's perfection, in under two minutes
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artwells

how I work

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vintage photo of a man at a computer while wearing driving gloves
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cb pro Yesterday
SETEC ASTRONOMY
m3moellering 12 hours ago
Don’t those chafe?
samh pro 12 hours ago
As a younger and poorer man I used to keep wool, fingerless gloves at my computer because I kept the heat in my apartment much lower to save on heating bills. Fingerless gloves are essential for use with a keyboard IMO so the person photographed here is clearly not a power user as the vibe of the photo is intended to imply.
Superyeti 10 hours ago
Lol @samh I thought the same thing when I saw it. "WFT? This aren't fingerless gloves. Clearly staged."
samh pro 8 hours ago
Of course nothing else about the photo tipped us off, @Superyeti ; )
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artwells

friday

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people dancing
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artwells

Junk pig chintan

My hand holding a jar of yellow liquid
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My hand holding a jar of yellow liquid
I've studied ramen a bit recently, enough to know what to get what I want out of it for now. I've been working on getting an unfancy chintan that I could keep in the fridge so I could do whatever lunch wanted, something I could throw in some tinned fish tare or some salmon leftovers, whatever. And then noodles.

Anyway, tonight I got the best chintan. It tastes like fresh gesso on a newly tightened canvas. This is thief toolbox chintan. With this chintan you could jump into a pickup road trip with nothing but cigarettes and sunflower seeds and drive a week through Zion National Park. With this chintan you could risk funding an Everglades amusement park with your excon cousin.This chintan held your hair while you vomited into a Greyhound station toilet in Boise, Easter 1996. This is the chintan of Trust, Trust Chintan.

Anyway, it's pig back, fresh bay, and garlic greens, and just so much love. And so fucking clear. I've got two jars that won't see next week.

It makes me want to start a cooking show because it's bigger than lunch
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samh pro Yesterday
A Chintan so good it could be the main character in a Tom Robbins novel.
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
A chintan so cool it hums Tom Waits songs in the fridge and tells you that you look hot when you open the door.
niicholas Yesterday
I would watch this cooking show
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
A chintan which convincingly lies to you about how good the sex was.
cristin pro Yesterday
a chintan that sits by you and holds your hand in the E.R.
me3dia pro Yesterday
A chintan that both drives you to the airport and picks you up again, and has a snack waiting for you in the car.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
Idiot me thinking a chintan is something you get when you finally shave off your beard.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@Davezilla +++
roonie pro Yesterday
A chintan that says it's OK to see other chintans.
as long as you come back
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artwells

"spread your ice"

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a wall phone with a mouth saying something
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MackReed pro 9 hours ago
Videodrome II, 1988, d. David Cronenberg.
Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
Push Jason
me3dia pro 7 hours ago
"Bull shit"
1f2frfbf pro 7 hours ago
"Quite nice."
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
from the cutting room floor of Pee Wee's Playhouse
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me3dia

balls? in *this* economy!?

Screenshot of a Bluesky thread. 
@beijingpalmer: a recurrent problem in 16th century Beijing and environs was gangs of roving eunuch bandits.
@jonhendry: Motto: "Nothing Left to Lose"?
@beijingpalmer: this was pretty much it in reality! Desperate poverty led to adult men castrating themselves in the hope of jobs in the government, where the eunuchs were virtually their own branch. They would besiege govt offices demanding work, then turn to banditry when it wasn't available.
@deaconbluesclues: okay. fine. you got me. the current job market is not literally the *worst* one ever
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Screenshot of a Bluesky thread.
@beijingpalmer: a recurrent problem in 16th century Beijing and environs was gangs of roving eunuch bandits.
@jonhendry: Motto: "Nothing Left to Lose"?
@beijingpalmer: this was pretty much it in reality! Desperate poverty led to adult men castrating themselves in the hope of jobs in the government, where the eunuchs were virtually their own branch. They would besiege govt offices demanding work, then turn to banditry when it wasn't available.
@deaconbluesclues: okay. fine. you got me. the current job market is not literally the *worst* one ever
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow Yesterday
...so incels are nothing new, you say?
me3dia pro Yesterday
@idogcow well, they castrated themselves, so I think they'd be volcels
joffaboy

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe

4 round badges with lines from Moonage Daydream
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4 round badges with lines from Moonage Daydream
Lyrics from David Bowie song Moonage Daydream

https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...

https://m.youtube.com/watch...
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travis pro Yesterday
every time that song comes on it's a race between me and my son to be the first to say "remember this song was playing when they went to Nowhere?" (he was obsessed with the Guardians of the Galaxy movie when he was younger)
MackReed pro Yesterday
This very song came through my earbuds on my morning ride today. 🖤
dapete 21 hours ago
The man who sold the button

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