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Me and the mister
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A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show.
wjcstp
i love this
It's all in the eyebrows: 🤨
(Also, the classic box cover for MasterMind™ — https://boardgamegeek.com/image...)
🐘
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dad: are you winning, son?
kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
source: https://ohai.social/@redsad...
kid's an influencer
That's 10 more than me.
I'm usually at 1, if I count myself.
driveway
Hummingbird
Your mother
me_irl
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The new Indy 500 t-shirt has all that and more: https://www.motortrend.com/news...
@heyitsal Holy shit. The only people who thought that was a good idea were the people who knew exactly what the "accidental" message was and liked it.
Also: My city just hosted its first major through-the-city marathon this past weekend and it was a fiasco. Not as far as the runners were concerned but organizationally it was a trainwreck, with thousands of residents left stranded because their nearest streets had been blocked off and they hadn't been notified.
To Those Who Celebrate
"...not a vehicle for self-promotion and branding."
in the best possible way, of course
Birthday Bikepacking Trip
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A forest service cabin on the USFS rental program surrounded by a grassy area in the foreground, then a forest of lodgepole pine in the background. The cabin in located on the Kootenai National Forest in NW Montana. My bicycle is leaning against the cabin in the porch.
I rode 76 miles out to this cabin last weekend for my birthday. This is Fairview Ranger Station in one of the lesser traveled areas of NW Montana. The route takes ALL the backroads to get here and back and has somewhat of a railroad theme, including following the bits and pieces of original alignment of the Great Northern RR, now converted to rails to trails and just actual roads. Day 2 was 84 mi and mirrors a good part of the later/current realignment, as well as following the Old Fort Steele Trail, which is a pretty rough and tumble jeep track. I'm happy to say that I'm still able to pull off this overly ambitious route at 54, although I'm definitely still feeling it mid-week.
Happy birthday. An excellent way and place to celebrate it.
Happy Belated!
Sounds like a great way to get away on your birthday.
even at your age :-)
Sounds like a great way to get away on your birthday.
even at your age :-)
Happy bidet!
🎶
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A ghastly pale zombie with headphones on grimaces in pleasure at what he is hearing and slowly touches his ears
One of the most beautiful wordless takes in film.
Bub forever.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
Bub forever.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
Say "hello Aunt Alicia"
View from the Malt Shovel pub
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Stylish stone building framed by a pub window
Edinburgh council offices, from the Malt Shovel pub
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
after a while the view gets blurry
The way you lined the mullions up perfectly with the corners of the building is 😘👌
TIL "mullions"
Great shot!
Great shot!
Kids In The Hall
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I love that you used a title that accurately reflects the picture but also makes a call to another improv group which itself was named for the writers of the Jack Benny show.
Maybe comedy troupe would have been better than improv group.
Although now I see that it was also used to refer to the writers of the Sid Caesar show.
mfw
the way he looks at you
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A Lord of the Rings meme. Galadriel says, "You have seen Sauron." Frodo replies, "Yes." They each look at each other silently, then Galadriel says, "He's weirdly sexy, right?" and Frodo responds, "Oh my god. Thank you. Yes. I thought I was the only one."
He’s got Betty Davis’s eye
@Davezilla *Bette
that wasn't very cash money of you
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A black-and-white illustration of a gorilla's head made out of a complex pattern of black lines of various widths forming resembling engraving lines or a moiré interference pattern, with the label "GORILLA".
Thursday Morning Movie: "Finish"
Seal of Approval.
⚫️ ⚫️
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A pale green earthenware coffee cup shaped with the bulging eyes, wide mouth and web toed feet of a frog
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve barely touched your hot toady
@BennyTheIcepick ++
Jugorum, jugorum.
for sale?
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an enormous three-masted, triple-jib sailing yacht plies a calm ocean
Apparently Jeff Bezos doesn't want it any more because it's too big: https://www.yacht.de/en...
This nauseates me so severely that I had to create a new SHK just to contain it.
Please join the tomato-throwing rabble of your fellow poors at https://mltshp.com/eattherich and add your own exemplars of wretched excess.
Edit: to be honest, I couldn't believe this SHK didn't already exist.
This nauseates me so severely that I had to create a new SHK just to contain it.
Please join the tomato-throwing rabble of your fellow poors at https://mltshp.com/eattherich and add your own exemplars of wretched excess.
Edit: to be honest, I couldn't believe this SHK didn't already exist.
Does it come with garlic sauce? It covers for a lot of poor quality meats.
Everyone tried to tell him it was too big.
@KMAlexander he just wanted someone to say that about at least one thing he owned
moonwalk
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A rocky sphere of a planet hovers like a balloon in a bright yellow sky. The planet is tethered to a small booth with a window, like those guard stations you see in parks. A path leads up to the booth, and is then blocked by a barricade. The booth sits in the middle of a green meadow. Someone is dimly visible in the window. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Same as in town
Its that time again
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3 boxed bottles of Tabasco sauce.
Habanero
Jalapeño
Classic (pepper)
Habanero
Jalapeño
Classic (pepper)
I also love the Chipotle version but we have to source that from another supplier
AN EXTRA 3ML BECAUSE FUCK YOU, I AM HABAÑERO!
The jalapeno one is sublime...
Probably repeating myself, but, if you're ever in the Baton Rouge area or traveling along I-10 in Louisiana (it's south of Lafayette), taking the tour of the Avery Island salt dome where they used to grow all the peppers and mine the salt for Tabasco is super cool . . . if you're into that kind of thing (and if you are, scheduling the guided tour is worth it). The last time I was there they still grew all the seed stock for their peppers on-site! It's a semi-protected bird sanctuary now with lots of wildlife, too, and if you go there from Baton Rouge you get to drive across the Atchafalya river/basin, a pretty unique area . . . which one day will be the new path of the Mississippi (possibly in our lifetimes).
It's kind of surreal seeing Avery Island rise from the delta like a low bubble as one gets closer.
It's kind of surreal seeing Avery Island rise from the delta like a low bubble as one gets closer.
brrrrring. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringgggg.
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a stained glass window featuring the two aliens from sesame street. one is red and one is blue, they have large googly eyes and antennae. They are both staring at a telephone.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Hellmouth
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A door knocker in the shape of a metal face, with flaming hair and huge staring eyes
This is a Hellmouth, on the door knocker at Durham Cathedral, England. It's meant to scare away the Devil
Pixel 8, edited in Google Photos
Pixel 8, edited in Google Photos
Thank you! New wallpaper for my iPad.
little dude is skipping rope
@scruss now I can't unsee it
*waggles eyebrows*
because …?
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Young man at the wheel of an open convertible paying attention to the young woman beside him whom he is embracing instead of the road
Who else would I think of but youse guys!
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The image is an artistic rendering of a bicycle, where two rolls of masking tape exist as the wheels and one of the rules of masking tape has some tape coming out of it, forming the front fork of the bicycle, and the rest of the bicycle is painted in white on a black background.
That's so well done.
@poorusher If I was in front of the actual art, I would be there for hours.
gah! My brain
srsly groovy
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an abstract red and black image that suggests components of a mainframe system
Computer Design Magazine, January 1968. They don't make 'em like this any more.
via: the Timex-Sinclair online user group
source: https://archive.org/details...
@bezt notes that the art director is none other than Jim Flora
via: the Timex-Sinclair online user group
source: https://archive.org/details...
@bezt notes that the art director is none other than Jim Flora
When I was young I used to love these magazines from second-tier publishers or for professional specialties because the covers were always fascinating to stare at. Then I'd open them up and the contents were usually bollocks to a little kid who could barely read. Still ended up setting me on my life's path, though.
Oh man, this is so good
How was an illustration like this accomplished in 1966? Rulers, ink, and color separations, I presume?
