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jaybee

De hobbit

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1960 Dutch edition of The Hobbit. Bilbo's just a lil fella, one of the team!
6 hours ago
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roonie pro 6 hours ago
No pants, no belt, no beard!
Not like us.
drurystephanie 6 hours ago
Greatest cover of all time
tweedlydo pro 4 hours ago
his hands are little, his features are small, you know, a little guy!
drurystephanie

Jon's in town

Middle aged lady and guy smiling in a hotel lobby coffee shop
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Middle aged lady and guy smiling in a hotel lobby coffee shop
Continuing my tradition of posting selfies with my friend Jon when he comes through.
6 hours ago
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jive_t pro 4 hours ago
that explains why he's not answering the door
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
Always delightful
drurystephanie 2 hours ago
@jive_t hahaha
drurystephanie 2 hours ago
@wjcstp truly!
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williwaw

English cap, late 16th century

A man's cap with turned up cuff, of off-white linen embroidered in a pattern of rainbows arching over clouds with rain falling, with snails and caterpillars interspersed. In blue, green, yellow, red and pink silks and silver metallic yarns.
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A man's cap with turned up cuff, of off-white linen embroidered in a pattern of rainbows arching over clouds with rain falling, with snails and caterpillars interspersed. In blue, green, yellow, red and pink silks and silver metallic yarns.
tumblr tag: "my heart goes out to this late 16th century guy born too soon for Lisa Frank"

also as an aside did anybody see that documentary on Lisa Frank? that was *wild*

source: https://www.si.edu/object...
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wmo pro 8 hours ago
i want one
samh pro 7 hours ago
Would
scruss pro 6 hours ago
Have seen docu. Can recommend, tho had to wear dark glasses for a few days
dphiffer

things that Charles Darwin hates

I hate every wave of the ocean.
-Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836

Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858

 I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
-Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
-Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861

I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.
-Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862

I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863
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I hate every wave of the ocean.
-Charles Darwin to W. D. Fox 15 Feb 1836

Oh my God how I do hate species & varieties.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker, 11 Mar 1858

I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
-Charles Darwin to Thomas Huxley, 10 Sep 1860

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything.
-Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell, 1 Oct 1861

I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees.
-Charles Darwin to John Lubbock, 3 Sep 1862

I am languid & bedeviled & hate writing & hate everybody.
-Charles Darwin to J. D. Hooker 23 Jun 1863
source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...
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jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
omg so same
jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
Fckin bees 😡
dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
Finally! I can say "I'm just like Charles Darwin!" and mean it!
bencmeissner pro 8 hours ago
“I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything” is my new auto reply.
williwaw pro 8 hours ago
For those interested, all of Darwin's correspondence has digitized and placed online for perusing: https://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/full-edi...

@bencmeissner for over a decade I kept a framed photo of Darwin on my work desk with that quote at the bottom
scruss pro 6 hours ago
The 1836 quote would've been written while he was still on the Beagle. He was a martyr to seasickness, despite the years he spent at sea
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ian_crowther

Climacium

Moss on a little plinth. The moss is very green and has little stalks growing out of it.
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Moss on a little plinth. The moss is very green and has little stalks growing out of it.
Checking in from Moss Week at the Portland Japanese Garden. (It's sort of always moss week at the Portland Japanese Garden.)

Source: me
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MackReed

the job you want

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amazing: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
Instagrampaw
cristin pro 4 hours ago
@ardgedee you win.
me3dia pro 3 hours ago
@ardgedee +++
poorusher

I'm down to one a day

Giant Marlboro cigarette lamp in a modern interior
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Giant Marlboro cigarette lamp in a modern interior
10 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
Philip Morris's reception area.
jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
Those Marlboro Miles finally paid off.
otaman pro 10 hours ago
"Got a light?"
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
m3moellering 9 hours ago
Title +++
tonyb pro 8 hours ago
It's a major award!
Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed Genuine lol!
urlnotfound pro 7 hours ago
One day when I was young, I went with my father and some relative to visit a used car lot a long way away from our house. This was the early 80s sometime and the lot was decorated with long streamers of multi-color flags. On one corner, the streamers were tied on just some light pole. But on the other, it was a giant pen. Fifteen feet tall, made of unpainted and rusted iron, it had a four foot wide circular base and was some kind of fancy pen that had obviously been welded up as an advertisement at some time in the past.

I decided then when I got rich, I would collect very large art versions of things and have a special museum built for them. I am still not rich, so you can't visit my museum yet.
joffaboy pro 7 hours ago
Representing about 5 years' income in Australia
roonie pro 6 hours ago
@joffaboy "Pack a Marlboro reds, please."
"Yes, I have spoken to the bank."
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ian_crowther

Yukizuri at the Portland Japanese Garden

Gravel courtyard surrounded by trees. Seven poles with conical arrangements of ropes are visible. The setting sun is visible in the background through other trees.
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Gravel courtyard surrounded by trees. Seven poles with conical arrangements of ropes are visible. The setting sun is visible in the background through other trees.
"Yukizuri installations have been completed in the Flat Garden and the Atsuhiko and Ina Goodwin Tateuchi Foundation Courtyard."

"…Straw ropes are cast down from a central pole, almost like the frame of an umbrella. The ropes are then tied to branches to help lift them up with the thought being they’ll better withstand the weight of heavy snowfall or frost."

source: me
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me3dia

YAWK!

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williwaw

O CANADA

still from a video from the men's curling final, in which the Canadian throwing the stone is very distinctly cheating by giving the stone a little boop with his finger
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still from a video from the men's curling final, in which the Canadian throwing the stone is very distinctly cheating by giving the stone a little boop with his finger
look, I've been on your side for all of this fucking shit our country has been doing and I've been cheering you on with all the sick moves your gov't's been doing and have even applauded your boycotts of American goods, we deserve it

but this is too much

and then almost getting into a fistfight with the Swedes for accusing you of cheating when you were cheating? DUDE

FRIENDSHIP CANCELED WITH CANADA
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wjcstp pro 5 hours ago
SHENANIGANS
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
I’m watching the match now and the whole Canadian men’s team looks like dickhead bros, with that guy constantly chewing gum.
artwells pro 4 hours ago
FULL CONTACT CURLING
clinthouse 4 hours ago
Oh, we’re not entirely nice
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
@clinthouse It's true, I've been in a Windsor cafe full of junior and wannabe mafiosi idling about and staring at us while we get a quick espresso. But even those guys would know better than to try bullshit like this when they know there are cameras watching them from six different angles.
williwaw pro 3 hours ago
@clinthouse yah don't have to convince me, i saw Marty McSorley play
tweedlydo pro 3 hours ago
i wonder if the officials let it slide because it wasn’t over the hog line? still, tho’, sheNANiganzzzz
3rdparty pro 3 hours ago
SORRY (not sorry)
scruss pro an hour ago
Canada always cheats at curling. I still remember those prairie moosefuckers coming to Scotland in the 1980s and fucking up everyone's rinks with their cornbrooms. Cornbrooms are basically terrible for hurrying stones, but they leave bits of chaff everywhere so can mess up stones unless you're really careful cleaning up. But they were still legal in the 1980s, so Canadians used them as a shitty gamesmanship tactic. They even managed to fuck up the shitty ice at Crossmyloof (my home rink), which was an amazing achievement.

Why do we have hog lines? Because Canadians used PTFE slides and used to hang onto the stone the length of the ice. Cheaty cheaty bastards.

(NB: the above didn't stop me moving to Canada, btw)
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joffaboy

What I saw

Sticker on toilet stall door -
WAKE UP 
TURN OFF THE PHONE 
LOOK OUTSIDE 
BE BORED
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Sticker on toilet stall door -
WAKE UP
TURN OFF THE PHONE
LOOK OUTSIDE
BE BORED
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dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
What, and be alone with my thoughts?! Fuck that shit!
joffaboy

Call us 5 eyes

Cat showing appropriate respect
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Cat showing appropriate respect
Cat showing appropriate respect
6 hours ago
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ffg pro 5 hours ago
https://www.discogs.com/master...
scruss pro an hour ago
@ffg thank you. That was just the right kind of stupid music I needed
samh pro 56 minutes ago
Givin' us the ol' Ohio license plate.
caitlinburke

Tuna the brewery cat

A man holding a pretty tabby cat like a baby. They are sitting in a brewpub.
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A man holding a pretty tabby cat like a baby. They are sitting in a brewpub.
My guy made a friend :)
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williwaw

aha, this is why mltshp loves curling

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augh, I've seen this floating around and haven't been able to discover if it's authentic or not- it looks a little AI - but maybe I'm just using the wrong search terms

source: cinecitta2030 on the bad place
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wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
each nation would have to compete with native cheeses, and Italy would destroy with those enormous wheels of Parmesan
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
@wjcstp
Meanwhile the French would make an absolute mess of things with Brie and Roquefort
roonie pro 6 hours ago
mmmm, curling
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@wjcstp and again it would fall to Ayrshire - the birthplace of curling - to save hapless team GB. A small wheel of Dunlop — a sweet-cream cheddar-like cheese of incredible bunginess — would bounce off everything
homerj 6 hours ago
It is, indeed, AI. And apparently (as one would expect) something AI pretty much stole. https://www.msn.com/en-us...
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
Is this a one-off or part of a series? It doesn't have any of the branding developed for the '26 winter games so my charitable read is it's somebody unaffiliated, having fun with the imagery.
dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
And the commentary is by John Cleese and Michael Palin, as their characters from the Cheese Shop sketch.
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scruss

chill laura ashley vibe

close up of the frosted rear window of a car. The frost flowers are extremely large, and are almost forming a floral pattern of their own. Some of the crystals are slightly raised, and appear white with the reflected sunlight. Others are more flat, giving a grey or silver appearance.
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close up of the frosted rear window of a car. The frost flowers are extremely large, and are almost forming a floral pattern of their own. Some of the crystals are slightly raised, and appear white with the reflected sunlight. Others are more flat, giving a grey or silver appearance.
frost flowers on the back window this morning. I felt bad clearing them off, but I like being able to see road hazards
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MJ

I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN

cobblestone on the street in Brussels with the golden inscription “I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN.”
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cobblestone on the street in Brussels with the golden inscription “I USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN.”
link: https://onboards.be/nl...

via: https://bsky.app/profile...
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drurystephanie

RIP Bud Cort

Mean-looking lady and her son dressed as Harold recreate a still from the film Harold and Maude
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Mean-looking lady and her son dressed as Harold recreate a still from the film Harold and Maude
Harold and Maude is my son's favorite movie and ten Halloweens ago we went as Harold and his mom.
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bezt

Progress

A Bob The Angry Flower comic, in which an odd-looking anthropomorphized flower explains a new user experience.

"Hello, Bob the Angry Flower customers! Welcome to your new FORCED UPDATE! Didn't ask for it? Don't want it? Ha! Too bad!"
"Everything looks different!" 
"We hid your favorite stuff!"
"We crammed it with AI!"
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A Bob The Angry Flower comic, in which an odd-looking anthropomorphized flower explains a new user experience.

"Hello, Bob the Angry Flower customers! Welcome to your new FORCED UPDATE! Didn't ask for it? Don't want it? Ha! Too bad!"
"Everything looks different!"
"We hid your favorite stuff!"
"We crammed it with AI!"
source: https://angryflower.com/1647...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

One Of These

A water reflection scene, with a small cloud broken up by wavelets.
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A water reflection scene, with a small cloud broken up by wavelets.
An elderly scene from The Ogden Valley.
#photography #DayleRecord
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bitslayer 6 hours ago
upside down...
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
@bitslayer I shot it to be upside down. There is no cut off lower half to this photograph.
ang

Daffodils

Daffodil flowers open against a wooden fence, an oak tree and a blue sky.
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Daffodil flowers open against a wooden fence, an oak tree and a blue sky.
February 13, 2026 - Northern California. These opened up this week.
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urlnotfound

tl;dr: ffu

Post from blusky
Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.so...

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

2:56 PM Feb 11, 2026
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Post from blusky
Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.so...

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

2:56 PM Feb 11, 2026
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roonie pro Yesterday
search result "AI Doctor"
Doctronic
CodyMD
not like
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
AI didn't read.
ffg

Anyone want to buy some tulips?

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wombatman70

I mean sure

The top half of this image is Sunny-D-flavored  marshmallow peeps candy, and the bottom half is Dunkin iced coffee-flavored jelly beans.
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The top half of this image is Sunny-D-flavored marshmallow peeps candy, and the bottom half is Dunkin iced coffee-flavored jelly beans.
Was at FiveBelow for a thing for m’kiddo and saw these two. Thought of the Mitch Herbert bit about EZ-Cheez on a night bus - if you eat room temperature cheese squeezed out of a can you probably wouldn’t care if it glowed in the dark - and thought Y’know, sure. Why not? Go off, candy companies!
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dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
robotmachine

 

Four panel comic.

Panel 1:
A fist grabs the handle of a sword that is in a stone. 

Panel 2:
A muscle-bound figure lifts up the sword and lightning strikes it. Two hooded figures look on.

Panel 3:
One of the hooded figures says "Finally, a warrior with the strength to wield the sword of legacy code maintenance"

Panel 4:
The muscle-bound person is holding the sword and looks cartoonish now and says "The sword of what?"
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Four panel comic.

Panel 1:
A fist grabs the handle of a sword that is in a stone.

Panel 2:
A muscle-bound figure lifts up the sword and lightning strikes it. Two hooded figures look on.

Panel 3:
One of the hooded figures says "Finally, a warrior with the strength to wield the sword of legacy code maintenance"

Panel 4:
The muscle-bound person is holding the sword and looks cartoonish now and says "The sword of what?"
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joost Yesterday
Heh
artwells pro Yesterday
my career
jessamyn pro Yesterday
oh no.
redfox

Nor is/was fifteen (as of 11 months ago)

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You've been seeing this fabulous person, now known as Nor, since they were tinier than you can make out in this image even at full zoom. It's time to order the physical print of this photo so we have it on hand for round SIXTEEN in March, and I realized that (I think) I forgot to share it here last year! Stay tuned for the next one soon.
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bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
This is such a fantastic idea.
m3moellering 2 days ago
@bencmeissner What you said!!
Xedrik 2 days ago
Oh, I love this idea!
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
I did this with iPads for each of my kids birthdays but yours has turned out much better!
redfox pro Yesterday
@3rdparty the very first one of ours was with an ipad too!
gormat Yesterday
Happy belated quinceañera, Nor!
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dapete

You know, for kids!

"sins not included"
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"sins not included"
My Little 9 Inch Nails
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artwells pro 14 hours ago
My Little Foresaker &trade:
joffaboy pro 7 hours ago
Torture porn for the kiddies
scruss

12 km

the dashboard of a 1980s Renault 5TL. The odometer shows 000012
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the dashboard of a 1980s Renault 5TL. The odometer shows 000012
source: https://www.vintag.es/2026...
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samh pro 9 hours ago
Oops, forgot I owned a car...
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
Love the shift point markings.
roonie pro 6 hours ago
Ugh, Renault 5. close the door again
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@roonie what, they were great cars
roonie pro 6 hours ago
@scruss Great, if you liked Renaults. Yes, they sold plenty but, 2 doors, tiny engine and this one appears to be a diesel.

Not wanting to shame anyone but this one's filthy and has papers scattered on the floor. The rego plates aren't even screwed on!
scruss pro an hour ago
@roonie "papers scattered on the floor"? Dear oh dear. It's also a four door.

1100 cc is enough for anyone. We had a Vauxhall Viva family car with an 1100 engine. It got us where we needed to go.
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csilverman

it's me, Margaret

The view from a Zoom meeting: a dark gray background with two people in the meeting. The video screens are stacked one on the other. The upper person's video screen is completely black, with a small, red crossed-out-microphone icon that indicates they are muted. The label on the screen says "God" in small, white letters. The lower video screen shows a girl with long dark hair and a dark short-sleeved shirt. She is in a small room with a few dimly visible posters on the wall. The entire scene is rendered in shades of pale blue that suggest a dark room lit only by a computer screen. Her name is displayed as "Margaret", and there is a green border around her video screen, indicating that she is speaking. Someone familiar with classic children's novels will recognize this as a reference to the book "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret", by Judy Blume, whose birthday is today. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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The view from a Zoom meeting: a dark gray background with two people in the meeting. The video screens are stacked one on the other. The upper person's video screen is completely black, with a small, red crossed-out-microphone icon that indicates they are muted. The label on the screen says "God" in small, white letters. The lower video screen shows a girl with long dark hair and a dark short-sleeved shirt. She is in a small room with a few dimly visible posters on the wall. The entire scene is rendered in shades of pale blue that suggest a dark room lit only by a computer screen. Her name is displayed as "Margaret", and there is a green border around her video screen, indicating that she is speaking. Someone familiar with classic children's novels will recognize this as a reference to the book "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret", by Judy Blume, whose birthday is today. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Wishing Judy Blume a very happy birthday today.

#notesArt
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
God! You're muted! GOD!!!
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
Judy is my real mom
joost 12 hours ago
Ha :-D
artwells

 

head of vlad the impaler on an inhaler
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head of vlad the impaler on an inhaler
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
*smh*
MackReed pro Yesterday
*nathanfillionconsideringinterruptingandthenreconsideringgif*
d09m4t1c Yesterday
Ventepes
brundlefly 22 hours ago
damn it
pantsrobot 12 hours ago
But why not both
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
Vlad the inhaler.
spingo pro 10 hours ago
hahah
Panjandrum 10 hours ago
@d09m4t1c albutepes if your get the generic
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deletism

Footprints

A woman in a dark coat and hood stands surrounded by freshly made footprints on a rainy street
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A woman in a dark coat and hood stands surrounded by freshly made footprints on a rainy street
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