Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked What's wrong?
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well You can talk?
"Yes," said the well. "Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so could serve as a guardian to the townspeople."
"Alas," said the young woman. "I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother's death."
"Do not be afraid," said the well. "I will take care of this."
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch's daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Phone keypad and a speaker form a relatively early phone phreaking device

Meme of two burley arms doing a tough guy handshake. Likely inspired from the film Predator.

One arm is labelled "two-toed sloths" and the other is labelled "me".
The handshake is labelled "have 8 white claws & sleep in a tree"

Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"

Screenshot from Tumblr.

parakeet: You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

bearthethirdwheel: Please, how do you know this?

parakeet: quicksand does not have any hands

frankensteins-mt-dew: <image from The Princess Bride of Inigo Montoya giving a death glare to Wesley>

Audio track of The Pink Panther Theme, a classic 1960s jazz-inflected big band number. Slow-paced and slinky, mostly soft-pedaled with dramatic punches. If you were going to try to portray in music what it's like to sneak like a glamorous diamond thief through a heavily-guarded mansion, this is exactly what it would sound like.

screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"

A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.

cat on a front stoop next to pink flowers

A photo of me, wearing headphones, in preparation for a video interview. In the background is the Norwegian forest I was sitting in for the call.

Illustration: a young woman in black lace evening dress looks furtively over her shoulder as she pours substance from a tiny white vial into a martini glass

Night shot of the exterior of a mid-century building. The corner visible has floor to ceiling windows through which one can see an empty room, illuminated by two banks of fluoreescent lights. The floor is bare, the back wall is pale green brick. There is a door at the back with plywood where the panes of glass would be. Over the door is an unlit EXIT sign. Outside the building the light illuminates the grass and driveway.

Facing Victoria BC to the southwest

Several hundred photo prints of a highway in the desert

Two images of a whale's eye

A white wall covered in framed photographs. There is a narrow counter-height table in front of the wall with a line of stools under it.

A large climbable spider on a playground in a Forrest in Bergen, Norway, has a cute smiley face and chubby cheeks

Presumably the opening credits for a terrible movie called "The Devil's Toilet". Text in big yellow letters there is a presenting female with her back to the camera.

Color illustration of a stylized, smiling figure with a tunnel through their torso. A cherry-red river flows through the tunnel, bearing along several smaller stylized figures in little floating tubs, displaying varying emotional states. The figures are Simpsons yellow against a starry blue background.

There is large text which reads, "TREAT EMOTIONS LIKE VISITORS, WHO ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH!"

Stick carved into a man with bunny ears and teeth on a park bench with knives

A rainstorm in Santiago, Chile, turns the street into a fiery reflection of early evening. The bold light streaks in the street with momentarily paused traffic, make a nice snapshot moment.

A three-panel comic strip using the characters from Nancy (but not in the style of Ernie Bushmiller, Olivia Jaimes, or Caroline Cash). In the first, Sluggo (dressed as Tifa from Final Fantasy) points to Aunt Fritzi. "Your Revolutionary Goil Utena cosume is great, Ms. Fritzi". In the second, Fritzi (in Revolutionary Girl Utena costume, with pink wig),looks at Nancy, who is dressed normally. "Nancy, where's your costume for the anime convention?" In the third, Nancy turns around to reveal eyes painted onto the back of her (spiky) head, making her look like a Studio Ghibli soot sprite.