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darn tootin'
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cartoon roses with the text "We support sluts and whores on this page"
BennyTheIcepick
Sex work is work and being slutty is awesome!
dweebies and dickheads maybe not so much
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Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
I think it was a pottery class
@mcmjolnir Yup, it’s from 2x09, _wej Duj_: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki....
> "Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay."
"I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy."
"Ooh, a puppy!"
> "Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay."
"I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy."
"Ooh, a puppy!"
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“Heavy metal saved my life,” Dawes revealed
To all who celebrate
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Screenshot of a movie showing a small town; a bridge leads over water to "Frank's Delicatessen". It's captioned "Friday June 13 / The Present".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
A warm shoutout to Camp Crystal Lake's counselors. 🫡 Enjoy the weekend!
A warm shoutout to Camp Crystal Lake's counselors. 🫡 Enjoy the weekend!
🎁🔪
Me rn
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source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard
wishing for a 'let's turn off the internet' option.
Not shown: What is the Internet?
Which would Jeff Goldblum choose?
Denison House Chinese girls basketball team, 1931
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A black-and-white photograph of a girls basketball team
Seated right side is absolutely going to fucking foul you.
Some Guys On A Road Trip
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Two men on a lark, decide to climb a tallish peak in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, near Denver. They get lost, rescued/ found, make the summit, get struck by lightning on the way back down. More rescuin' ensues, highest ever helicopter rescue. One walked away, after a brief hospital visit; one with significant injuries.
Decide to summit a 14,000 and change, peak, in The Colorado Rockies. They get lost and found, straightened around, things go downhill from there...This tale!
FYI this is a photo of the Alpine Rescue Team (not the stupid tourists).
Well hooray for rescuers, and helpful souls. I guess the tourists were still smokin', and none too photogenic.
(serving suggestion)
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A shaggy dog peers into a box full of bagged dog poop beneath the sign, “COLLECTING DOG POOP TO THROW AT I.C.E.”
source: https://social.coop/@jgaehri...
Bloom
The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909)
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Painting of a Centaur Playing with a Child centaur
The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau
https://www.tumblr.com/patrik-s...
https://www.tumblr.com/patrik-s...
The fact that centaurs have two sets of abdominal muscles always spooks me somehow. More than the extra set of limbs.
That kids missing some legs!
Just wait until you realize centaurs have two digestive tracts.
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Bartender, how am I supposed to read two cards at once while the room is spinning?
Will there be blood?
Without paying?
Current Mood
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Does being face down make the lies more believable?
In, as you say, the mud?
Yes.
Yes.
*sad Charlie Brown Xmas music*
the stakeholders
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A dozen dogs sitting in theater seats
They wish they were the steakholders instead.
early morning meetings are ruff, this could have been a zoomies meeting.
@cottenwess ++
coming soon
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thanks to @BennyTheIcepick for pointing me in the direction of this utter nonsense. We need more energy like this in the world right now - at least to ease the pain of dealing with (gestures vaguely at everything).
oh wow - never heard of it but now I'm... Intrigued™
You've seen some of the memes from this - "sensible chuckle"
And remember: KILL HITLER
And remember: KILL HITLER
idk who needs to hear this
teeth first evolved as sensory tissue in the armored exoskeletons of early fish
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Astraspis vs Megalographtus
Isn't that cool. And further proof that ALL research is useful.
obvious-remix
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a remix of another photo of a phone booth in the middle of the desert (possibly at Burning Man), with the words "TALK TO DOG" written at the top of the booth.
remix of: https://mltshp.com/p/1R3CE
YES, THIS IS DOG
from the collection of david lynch
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auction photograph of a number of laserdisc sleeves lined up, with their spines facing the camera, against a white background. some of the visible spine titles include "lolita", "sweet bird of youth", "fellini's roma", "some like it hot", "repulsion", "the red shoes", "last tango in paris", "taxi driver", "2001: a space odyssey", "se7en", "8 1/2", "elvis in hollywood", "amarcord", and "boxing helena"
david lynch's laserdiscs, as well as his sony laserdisc player, up for auction from julien's. i really loved seeing what was in his collection.
apologies for the limited resolution of the image; this was as large as the auction house had on their page, and i ended up having to screenshot the image because it was in a .webp format
(i learned about this auction when @kittons sent me an absolutely flawless meme about it, with a photoshop of a julien's auction page depicting a single oreo going for $35, with the caption "it was all i could afford")
more images of the laserdisc lot here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
more items from the auction here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
apologies for the limited resolution of the image; this was as large as the auction house had on their page, and i ended up having to screenshot the image because it was in a .webp format
(i learned about this auction when @kittons sent me an absolutely flawless meme about it, with a photoshop of a julien's auction page depicting a single oreo going for $35, with the caption "it was all i could afford")
more images of the laserdisc lot here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
more items from the auction here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
how to look at art
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A four panel comic by Lynda Barry showing two characters looking at a painting and seeing themselves.
i love this one so much, every time i see it
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that’s like
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Two gentlemen in medium closeup lighting cigarettes in the beaks of the chickens standing before them. Everyone is smoking, men and chickens.
More amazing Italian pulp artwork at the source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
El Gallo. Super Quiet
https://youtu.be/psZ20wVpjYQ
https://youtu.be/psZ20wVpjYQ
@BennyTheIcepick That. is. MAGNIFICENT.
Also, I need a phone that rings like a panther's roar.
Also, I need a phone that rings like a panther's roar.
Priscilla Huggable Atomic Mushroom, from the Designs for Fragile Personalities in Anxious Times Project
FDP
Yes, I love it.
Batman doesn't use guns...
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black and white footage of Batman on top of a moving train, using a really frickin' cool death ray gun to blow a hole in the roof.
...unless they're really frickin' cool death ray guns!
Just using a scrap microwave magnetometer to warm up so dogs, Bat-hobo style.
a little reminder
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a manhole cover with a geometric pattern in the street in bright daylight.
the lettering on the cover reads "City of LA" and "Made in Mexico"
the lettering on the cover reads "City of LA" and "Made in Mexico"
Love it.
a reminder
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Wonder Woman punching Trump yelling "draft dodgers don't deserve a military parade"
