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goddamit
LIES!
it's no more bent than it is straight, both are only appearances
OW MY BRAIN!
OUCH!
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๐ ๐ฃ ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฟ๐บ๐น๐ฒ๐๐ ๐น๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ป๐ผ๐๐น๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ด๐ฒ๐บ๐ฒ๐ป๐๐
๐๐ค๐๐๐ก ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐จ ๐ง๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐ผ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ: โ๐พ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ญ, ๐๐ช๐.โ
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud.
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโamin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
๐๐ค๐๐๐ก ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐จ ๐ง๐๐๐จ๐จ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐ผ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐ช๐ฃ๐ฃ: โ๐พ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ญ, ๐๐ช๐.โ
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud.
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโamin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
Conservative MP for Powell RiverโNorth Island, Aaron Gunn, is not a sensible person. Local Chiefs gave the perfect response.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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May be an image of dancing
Present
@Lockjaw ++++
@Lockjaw ++
That alt text though ๐ง
Itโs Business Time
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Well played. These two absolutely go together.
li'l (cheesy) buddy
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: โLittle buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!โ
*chef's kiss*
you still got it
aahah
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You can sponsor me here: https://runsignup.com/dogwelder
Thanks! You are nice!
Thanks! You are nice!
Tabbing the donate page for payday. I may have spent way too much on a new watch last week.
My donation captcha, appropriately, was โbicyclesโ
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I'm always prepared with cocktail sauce
These mnemonics never help me because none of them relate to โwatchโ v โwarningโ and the two words are entirely too similar and meaningless on their own.
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A taxidermied crab with a small police helmet on top of the carapace, in the middle of a model village scene with buildings around, a bit like a market square.
TIL there is one in Margate, UK.
https://www.crabmuseum.org/
Image from:
https://www.theguardian.com/culture...
https://www.crabmuseum.org/
Image from:
https://www.theguardian.com/culture...
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I've watched an uncomfortable amount of AI takedown videos that all say roughly the same thing; [this is bad].
What none of the ones I've seen have elucidated in any meaningful way; when is the excrement going to encounter the oscillator...?
I don't doubt it will happen, but the question remains; when is the sky going to fall Chicken Little?
And no, I don't use Kalshi, lol.
What none of the ones I've seen have elucidated in any meaningful way; when is the excrement going to encounter the oscillator...?
I don't doubt it will happen, but the question remains; when is the sky going to fall Chicken Little?
And no, I don't use Kalshi, lol.
Good. It can't happen soon enough.
So Amazon had to layoff workers to pay for their AI efforts. AI efforts that were designed to let them to be able to reduce headcount
Itโs certainly ending up to be just another bubble that companies can use to throw money at to create an artificial arms race, only to create more layoffs. The real-life uses for AI will inevitably be much smaller and more focused than theyโve been trying to sell.
AI will eat itself.
@wjcstp Agree 100%
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There are some deeply ill people in the world.
Jeeezus.
love found footage fest, but the Christian stuff is like fish in a barrel
Wondering if Warner Bros sued the shit out of these assholes.
@Lockjaw I recall reading that Christian groups appropriate IP with impunity partly because they believe their evangelical mission permits them to / they're entitled enough to not care, and because they can play the oppression card when one of the big media holders does try to slap 'em down.
So lawsuits do happen from time to time but iirc only after multiple attempts at handling the infringers with kid gloves.
So lawsuits do happen from time to time but iirc only after multiple attempts at handling the infringers with kid gloves.
OH! they featured this on "best of the worst" a while back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch... (@~30:00 mark)
EDIT: reposting my comment to add TRIGGER WARNING re: some fairly edgy jokes in the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch... (@~30:00 mark)
EDIT: reposting my comment to add TRIGGER WARNING re: some fairly edgy jokes in the video
"No copyright intended!" said Jesus. The people were astonished at his doctrine.
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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
I like the cat on the right, using a rat to dowse for water, or something.
Detail of MS. Bodl. 764 51r
https://digital.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/objects...
The cat on the right is probably just playing with the mouse, but 13th C. illumination can be pretty weird at times.
https://digital.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/objects...
The cat on the right is probably just playing with the mouse, but 13th C. illumination can be pretty weird at times.
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
Ohh gorgeous!
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
Nice, did you get out of the US?
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
oh WENDY!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Congratulations!! This is so great!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Congratulations!! This is so great!
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
yayyyyy!
Hej!
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
Jealous!
Hullo!
Wonderful
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
Hello, neighbour!
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! ๐
Congratulations on the move!
@jpoulos Thank you!
@dad Yes, thank goodness!
@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.
@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.
@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!
@wjcstp Thanks!
@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).
@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.
@pk Thank you!
@BMK ๐
@dad Yes, thank goodness!
@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.
@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.
@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!
@wjcstp Thanks!
@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).
@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.
@pk Thank you!
@BMK ๐
Congratulations!
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it's got the electrolytes beans crave
@nikkuneko lol
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
This conjures up the most unsavory image.
LAZERBEANS
"When I'm at a restaurant I like to send my food back and tell them it's 'Too Dr. Peppery' just to see what they change."
โ James Acaster
โ James Acaster
@robotmachine
I donโt know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzardโs โDress to Killโ as my all time favorite standup.
I donโt know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzardโs โDress to Killโ as my all time favorite standup.
I added Coke to baked beans once while camping and it was honestly REALLY good.
How were these?
How were these?
@nikkuneko ++
@BennyTheIcepick Acaster is infuriatingly good as a standup. If you haven't seen "Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999" you should. It's incredible.
@BennyTheIcepick @robotmachine Jumping on the bandwagon to say I think he's the best stand up comedian out there; his sets are so *razor* sharp and meticulously planned it boggles my mind just how much detail he puts into them.
(Also on the food theme I had a print with his quote, "Goddamn I love these peaches" in my kitchen forever until I managed to stain it badly with tomato sauce.)
(Also on the food theme I had a print with his quote, "Goddamn I love these peaches" in my kitchen forever until I managed to stain it badly with tomato sauce.)
Iโve had these, definitely tasty, but I donโt think baked beans need to be twice as expensive, when I can add a splash of Dr Pepper and let them simmer down just fine.
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
As was the styleโฆ
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Will not be able to unsee
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
Of course _my_ corndogs include a mushroom duxelle layer.
@neuracnu Beef Wellington with mushrooms has a more ominous flavour here in Victoria (Aus)
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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shakira moving her butt up and down cutting to a chicken coming out of a can
regarding a sound mentioned here https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWO
"Hey, listen... you didn't need to post that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
A classic
FINALLY
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yesssssssssssssssssss
@Xedrik Literal LOL.
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A figure wearing a heavy metal mask walks through a gray field under a gray sky. The mask is tall and rectangular, the dull green of tarnished color, and covers most of the figure's body. It has one eye on the lower part. The upper part is cracked and striated, with a few patches and holes. Above, a few birds circle in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
1975, allegedly.
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
@bezt jinx
@pk https://mltshp.com/search... is actually a pretty good retrospective. The Semiotic Standard is only in there three or four times!
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GIF loop of people browsing large 2x4-foot stacks of samples in a bit carpet store. Text on screen says โEVERYTHING MUST BE LIQUIDATEDโ
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
https://apnews.com/article...
My oldestโs favorite.
The gold toilet sold for $12.1 million. If it is in fact 100% gold, it's actually worth $16.5 million based on it's weight and today's price for gold.
So the art piece managed to devalue gold by like 25%.
So the art piece managed to devalue gold by like 25%.
@otaman The Golden Ratio has failed the arts...
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by Elliot McGucken
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
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I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
@cristin I was thinking the exact same thing.