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How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
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A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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LocalStain

✊🏼

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#legend, #GOAT
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ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
I want to believe
ufez pro 8 hours ago
@ardgedee It's legit. Happened in Stockholm: https://metalinjection.net/editoria...
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
@ufez Thanks for that! i was afraid that looking it up would only return AI sludge.
n0wak

priorities

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jaybee

Walken by Nealon

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Kevin Nealon makes art: https://kevinnealonart.com/
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homerj 2 hours ago
Kevin is fucking talented!
mcmjolnir pro an hour ago
Make up yer mind, are ya walkin or kneelin
bezt

Would Be As Hot

A Pepper by any other Name: a chart of fresh and dried peppers. Poblano peppers become Ancho if they're picked when red and dried; they're called Mulato if they're picked when they're dark brown and dried. Mirasol peppers are Guajillo when dried. Chilaca peppers are called Pasilla when dried. Jalapenos, when dried and smoked, are called Chipotles if they're picked when green, and Morita if they're picked when dried. Bola peppers are called Cascabel when they're dried.
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A Pepper by any other Name: a chart of fresh and dried peppers. Poblano peppers become Ancho if they're picked when red and dried; they're called Mulato if they're picked when they're dark brown and dried. Mirasol peppers are Guajillo when dried. Chilaca peppers are called Pasilla when dried. Jalapenos, when dried and smoked, are called Chipotles if they're picked when green, and Morita if they're picked when dried. Bola peppers are called Cascabel when they're dried.
source: https://buttondown.com/sarahbec...
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homerj 13 hours ago
TIL!
WikiAdam 11 hours ago
*Kurt Cobain voice*
A mulato...
A guajillo...
A morita...
A pasilla...
Yeah!
n0wak 9 hours ago
today i made rajas con crema (poblano)
spingo pro 8 hours ago
@WikiAdam *
Panjandrum 5 hours ago
Chipotles are not simply dried green jalapeños. They are smoked jalapeños
bezt pro 5 hours ago
@Panjandrum As the blog post mentions, both chipotles and moritas are smoked as part of the drying process. If you must be pedantic, please be thorough.
dapete 4 hours ago
@bezt "If you must be pedantic, please be thorough." LMAO
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dapete

It's also really good at Name That Tune

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homerj

Font work, cont...

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Still refining the typeface I'm working on. I figured at some point I likely need to start trying to promote a few of these side projects on social media.

Then I have to decide what to post. Posting self promo art stuff right now seems trite. The world is burning. Why should anyone care about some dumb font? OK, maybe I should say something about what's going on. At least that means...something? Should I spend time trying to be cute/clever? No, that feels like I'm taking advantage of the bad situation. But I can't say nothing? ARGH. OK. I don't like ICE. I'll just keep it simple.

Fucking hell...EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW.

Anyways, back to font making...
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bencmeissner pro 13 hours ago
For what its worth, I say do whatever art, as Vonnegut says, makes your soul grow. Cute and clever is ok. All that is part of what we are trying to protect from evil.
joost 13 hours ago
Right on.

As in: it's a good cause and it looks very 70s and spiffy.
It's ok to make a living. Put on your oxygen mask and such
dreyfusslugado 10 hours ago
Makes me think of the works of Fernando Botero.
williwaw

Receiving an email from yet another professional society about investigating scientists & the Epstein files

screenshot of Huey Duck in a cartoon running around a corner holding an axe larger than he is while yelling, "Try this!"
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screenshot of Huey Duck in a cartoon running around a corner holding an axe larger than he is while yelling, "Try this!"
While I realize that some of these associations with scientists may actually be innocent so some of the "investigating" is warranted, but so fucking angry at the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology for ignoring a problem for years that everyone knew about but was easier to do nothing only now to say jack shit with their stupid press release & town hall "addressing" the issue that I canceled my membership along with lots of other people.

Maybe I can't get my reps in Congress to do what's needed but can affect things on a local level at least.

It's mind blowing just how far spread the rot is and how many seemingly niche communities are being affected by all of this. *screams into pillow*
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LocalStain

 

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caitlinburke

Our splendid (near) neighbor, Sasha

A gorgeous blue cat crouched on a fence, looking off screen to the right.
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A gorgeous blue cat crouched on a fence, looking off screen to the right.
I think he is my favorite neighborhood cat, but there is some tough competition!
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cristin

Hearts of Resistance - 5

An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page.  The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a person with a cowboy hat and boots falling backwards on to a prickly pear cactus, saying "aaaugh!" The text reads "fascism is a prick! Valentine, let's stick together and abolish ICE!"
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An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page. The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a person with a cowboy hat and boots falling backwards on to a prickly pear cactus, saying "aaaugh!" The text reads "fascism is a prick! Valentine, let's stick together and abolish ICE!"
my fantastic roommate has made a series of valentine's cards for folks who are in opposition to fascists.

And these are for folks to use. if you post somewhere, give attribution to juliannaparr.com

Here is the last of the series
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It looks like he'd just been to see a Dali exhibition, because there's lots of weird colorful and surreal animals.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It looks like he'd just been to see a Dali exhibition, because there's lots of weird colorful and surreal animals.
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Story Time!

After I saw this post- https://mltshp.com/p/1RK2S I was reminded of a hilarious chili pepper related #perutaketwo story that I don't think I shared around these parts...

It concerns me, the chilies pictured above; aji charapita, a tiny restaurant in San Roque, a clearly stated warning and the sort of adventure induced hubris that insists the aforementioned warning be ignored and has laid low more than a few gringos the world over...

Me- Are the peppers hot..?

Guillermo- Yes. They are one of the specialties... but they are very hot. I don't know... maybe... maybe not. You like hot, no?

Me- I like a good vindaloo.

G- Maybe start with one..?

Me- OK!

Then- 😋😚😛😝😜🤪🥴🤢🫠...

Or something like that.

And to my credit I did start with one. But, you know how it goes; they were really, really fucking good. They were also really, really, really fucking hot.

Like melt the soles of your shoes hot.

I also come to find out that in addition to the peppers being hotter than Satan's taint, they are also made in a 1000 year old broth kinda style where the pickle/ferment is recycled into each new batch of peppers. So while the ph is such that any real nasties are minimized my gringo system was unprepared for either the heat of the peppers or the micro-biome associated with them.

I was ill for at least 2 days.

You live, you learn.
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scruss pro 8 hours ago
These look like more vicious versions of the wiri wiri peppers from Guyana that I love so much
macmanx

Stephen! Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!

A Stephen Colbert Funko Pop figure in a blue suit holding a black “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” mug.
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A Stephen Colbert Funko Pop figure in a blue suit holding a black “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” mug.
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dapete 2 hours ago
Fuck CBS
csilverman

power up

A smoggy gray day, with a dim white sun high in the sky. A dark, dully colored figure with a clock key sticking out of its back is drinking from a hose that comes from something that resembles a gas pump: a structure with a small green glowing screen and a circular sign sticking out of the top. The sign has a red triangle on it. The pump itself has a few red stripes, as does the hose. The entire scene is slightly foggy and washed out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A smoggy gray day, with a dim white sun high in the sky. A dark, dully colored figure with a clock key sticking out of its back is drinking from a hose that comes from something that resembles a gas pump: a structure with a small green glowing screen and a circular sign sticking out of the top. The sign has a red triangle on it. The pump itself has a few red stripes, as does the hose. The entire scene is slightly foggy and washed out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Wait! Is that a Bass Ale pump?
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gschmd

ant paths

A scientist placed bait on top of a pencil at location A and moved it a few inches to location B. An ant was shown the bait at location A and brought some of it back to its nest. When it returned looking for the bait it continued to search around point A even though the pencil had been moved nearby. Eventually it enlarged the search area and located the pencil at B.

Squiggly lines show the paths the ant took.
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A scientist placed bait on top of a pencil at location A and moved it a few inches to location B. An ant was shown the bait at location A and brought some of it back to its nest. When it returned looking for the bait it continued to search around point A even though the pencil had been moved nearby. Eventually it enlarged the search area and located the pencil at B.

Squiggly lines show the paths the ant took.
source: https://nemfrog.tumblr.com/post...
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dad

A Farewell to Pants

Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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cristin pro Yesterday
For Whom The Pants Tolls
cristin pro Yesterday
To Pants or Pants Not?
cristin pro Yesterday
I'll see myself out
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Pants of Darkness
The Pants and the Pauper
Little Pants on the Prairie
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
At midnight, it becomes Panse Macabre
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Pantsocalypse Now
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Pantaloonie!
samh pro Yesterday
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
foist pro Yesterday
Goodbye, old pants, I'm leaving Cheyenne.
drurystephanie 11 hours ago
The two funniest words in the English language are 1. pants 2. wiener
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dogwelder

Third prize is you're eaten by a dinosaur

The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning
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The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning
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neuracnu pro Yesterday
You see this cane?
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Ice Cream is for Cloners
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
@jordanbrock +
MackReed pro Yesterday
@jordanbrock godDAMNit
travis pro 14 hours ago
@jordanbrock ++
thelonius 3 hours ago
The genome is weak? YOU'RE weak.
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dad Yesterday
Stare into the Abyss long enough...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
ï͖̻̅̓ͅ ṱ̅el͏l͝ y̺ͦ̀ou͖̝͙ ̳̩h̉̌̈́w̵̟̫at
clockworkorangejuice Yesterday
Profane and arcane accessories
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@clockworkorangejuice +++!
spingo pro 14 hours ago
@ardgedee @clockworkorangejuice ***
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Give Us Your Poor...

A couple, who were once Cambodian refugees, pose with the American nurses, who saved them, once they escaped to Australia.
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A couple, who were once Cambodian refugees, pose with the American nurses, who saved them, once they escaped to Australia.
"America’s greatest power was never its military reach or economic dominance. It was its humanitarianism. Its civil society. Its capacity, often paradoxically, to challenge its own excesses through moral courage at the margins. That quiet, decentralised force once stood in tension with America’s impulse to police the world. And that tension mattered. It saved lives." Rathana Chea

This article saves until last, who the refugees became.

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...
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homerj 14 hours ago
One of the most accurate descriptions of TrumpCo I've heard: "They are wannabe dictators but they're really dumb dictators and have no ability to grasp the importance of 'soft power'"
LocalStain

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m3moellering Yesterday
Just when you thought you couldn’t like him more…
csilverman

routines

A drab, gray basement room. Heavy pipes hang from the ceiling. There is little to look at in this place: a white analog clock, a heavy gray door in the wall, the left edge of a bulletin board to the right of it. Under the pipes, a ghostly white figure holds a mop, sweeping a polished dark floor. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A drab, gray basement room. Heavy pipes hang from the ceiling. There is little to look at in this place: a white analog clock, a heavy gray door in the wall, the left edge of a bulletin board to the right of it. Under the pipes, a ghostly white figure holds a mop, sweeping a polished dark floor. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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karmakaze

spherical borb says brr it's cold out here

a robin sitting on a branch with its feathers puffed out until it is very round
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a robin sitting on a branch with its feathers puffed out until it is very round
I noticed the robins outside my windows are at full winter inflation mode. Now that's a Round Robin!
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ffg

A Friendly Game of Pick Up Dicks

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Yes, it's real.

#fuckice
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I saw the clip of them being thrown. Pretty hilarious, especially when I've sticks to the vehicle!
intervalometer pro Yesterday
What do they have in those tactical knee backpacks?
mare 16 hours ago
@intervalometer Probably their gas masks…
And hopefully a strap harness, because it would be a waste to not use all those dongs.
ba

Burt Bacharach with Marlene Dietrich, 1960

Black-and-white photo of a man and a woman walking side by side in an outdoor plaza. The man wears a light short-sleeve shirt, dark pants, and sunglasses, and looks toward the woman. The woman wears a light-colored dress, matching jacket, hat, and heeled sandals, walking toward the camera. A third person walks in the background near a large modern building.
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Black-and-white photo of a man and a woman walking side by side in an outdoor plaza. The man wears a light short-sleeve shirt, dark pants, and sunglasses, and looks toward the woman. The woman wears a light-colored dress, matching jacket, hat, and heeled sandals, walking toward the camera. A third person walks in the background near a large modern building.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Ooooh Chanel!
artwells

What I saw

Red gray black and white layers of torn paper
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Red gray black and white layers of torn paper
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Davezilla pro 6 hours ago
That looks like a Basquiat
taestell

Winter in L.A.

This drink from Tropical Standard incorporates both an egg white and gum syrup for texture, and has a somewhat unusual preparation: dry flash blend, add ice and continue flash blending, then double-strain into your glassware. This results in a highly emulsified drink with a nitro-like texture. All of the ingredients are slightly outside the typical tiki flavor profile, and the inclusion of mezcal and spiced cranberry bitters truly transport you to the drink’s namesake time and place.

Full recipe:
- 5 drops saline solution
- ½ tsp. Bittermens New England Spiced Cranberry Bitters
- ½ oz. egg white
- ½ oz. strained tangerine juice
- ¾ oz. strained lime juice
- ¾ oz. gum syrup
- 2 oz. mezcal
- garnish: grated cassia cinnamon
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This drink from Tropical Standard incorporates both an egg white and gum syrup for texture, and has a somewhat unusual preparation: dry flash blend, add ice and continue flash blending, then double-strain into your glassware. This results in a highly emulsified drink with a nitro-like texture. All of the ingredients are slightly outside the typical tiki flavor profile, and the inclusion of mezcal and spiced cranberry bitters truly transport you to the drink’s namesake time and place.

Full recipe:
- 5 drops saline solution
- ½ tsp. Bittermens New England Spiced Cranberry Bitters
- ½ oz. egg white
- ½ oz. strained tangerine juice
- ¾ oz. strained lime juice
- ¾ oz. gum syrup
- 2 oz. mezcal
- garnish: grated cassia cinnamon
I’ve been sharing my photography of tropical and tiki style cocktails over on the ‘gram at: https://instagram.com/tiki...

Would like to post these on a non-meta platform. Maybe mltshp is the place?

Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
IG: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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bezt pro 19 hours ago
Perfect for https://mltshp.com/drankin
Vidiot

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)
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Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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d09m4t1c 2 days ago
Grittler on the Roof?
Fiddly on the Roof?
My Yiddish is rusty…
heyitsal pro 2 days ago
This poster is gorgeous! It's so dynamic. I really love it.
@d09m4t1c Phidler on the Roof?
crazyunclejoe pro 2 days ago
Oh man. I love this poster!
cristin

Hearts of Resistance - 4

An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page.  The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a teakettle steaming. It has lines to make it look like it is hopping off a surface, and it has an anthropomorphic face that looks angry. There are clouds of steam and hearts in the background. The text reads "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, I'll whistle for freedom and kick ICE out!"
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An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page. The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a teakettle steaming. It has lines to make it look like it is hopping off a surface, and it has an anthropomorphic face that looks angry. There are clouds of steam and hearts in the background. The text reads "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, I'll whistle for freedom and kick ICE out!"
my fantastic roommate has made a series of valentine's cards for folks who are in opposition to fascists.

And these are for folks to use. if you post somewhere, give attribution to juliannaparr.com
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