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Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
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Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 9 minutes ago
It’s so frustrating to me how frequently I quote this scene (and this movie in general) with no one catching the reference
snarkout

Claudette Colvin

Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
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Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

"On March 2, 1955, she was arrested at the age of 15 in Montgomery, Alabama, for refusing to give up her seat to a white woman on a crowded, segregated bus.... Colvin was one of four plaintiffs in the first federal court case filed by civil rights attorney Fred Gray on February 1, 1956, as Browder v. Gayle, to challenge bus segregation in the city. In a United States district court, Colvin testified before the three-judge panel that heard the case. On June 13, 1956, the judges determined that the state and local laws requiring bus segregation in Alabama were unconstitutional."

Because Colvin was a teenage mother, her role in the story of Montgomery was downplayed in favor of Rosa Parks' (Parks being respectably married and an NAACP activist). She later moved to Detroit and New York, where she worked as a nurse's aide, and never quite forgave people for leaving her out of the history books. Colvin died yesterday at the age of 86. Rest in power.
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thelonius 2 hours ago
This is the first time I have ever heard her name; so, the erasure was pretty effective.
homerj an hour ago
Erasing history is, sadly, so very American.
LocalStain

 

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bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
Also bootlICkEr
cottenwess

back to school

my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Go man, go! 🎓
ckoerner Yesterday
You got this!
jennifer13 pro Yesterday
this is great!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
So proud. They grow up so fast!🥲
(Crush it!)
billturner pro Yesterday
heck yeah!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Woot! Crush it!
Johnny Yesterday
Good on ya, Buddy!
gravityninja pro 23 hours ago
Fantastic!
m3moellering 22 hours ago
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
zork 19 hours ago
My 33 yo daughter starts working on her teaching degree here in a few weeks! Hooray for the future teachers!
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LocalStain

✊🏼🧊✊🏼

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From Burlesque of North America in Minneapolis.

Printable PDF versions here;

Out of Minneapolis- https://brlsq.net/files...

https://burlesquedesign.us8.li...

Out of Minnesota- https://burlesquedesign.us8.li...

https://burlesquedesign.us8.li...

The folks at Burlesque are lovely people with a whole host of great artists. I have a bunch of stuff from them. Where I got turned on to Thomas Hooper.

Cheers!

https://burlesquedesign.com/
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bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
Saw lots of those at the protest last Sat and now in windows. This lovely t-shirt from them is on its way to me: https://burlesquedesign.com/collecti...
crazyunclejoe

Same Shirt, Different Millennia

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A man wearing the same shirt in two photos take. Roughly 25 years apart.
Practically Identical photos of me, taken more than a quarter century apart. I haven’t changed at all, right? RIGHT?!?
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0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
Wiser...
bencmeissner pro 17 hours ago
The smirk is more pronounced, other than that very little change
crazyunclejoe pro 17 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 DEFINITELY not
hassebasse 7 hours ago
You seem to have gotten a little younger, actually!
m3moellering 6 hours ago
Well, in the second one you appear to be looking into the camera. Are there more differences? Are we playing for points?
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me3dia

this is fine

Chart showing annual global temperatures from 1940 to 2025, compared with the 1991-2020 average. The temperature shifts markedly to the right (+1º C) as the years move on.
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Chart showing annual global temperatures from 1940 to 2025, compared with the 1991-2020 average. The temperature shifts markedly to the right (+1º C) as the years move on.
"Globally, no single day in 2025 was cooler than its 1991-2020 average." – https://bsky.app/profile...

More: https://climate.copernicus.eu/global-c...
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LocalStain

1, 2, 6.

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dad 16 hours ago
Something I like about being old - never gonna have an "important" job interview again.
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
@dad 👊
greenskpr pro 7 hours ago
@dad amen
LocalStain

"pipe-weed"

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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Bet his bedroom was real clean too
scruss

Dueling Banjos

A watercolor painting meant to evoke the look of a Japanese woodblock print. A samurai wearing a blue and gray kimono and hakama is leaping in the air holding a banjo by the neck like a sword over his head. He%u2019s about to bring it smashing down on a second samurai on the ground in kimono and hakama patterned in yellow, orange and red who holds a banjo in a low position at his waist. The background is a small hill with a tree on it with water and mountains in the distance.
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A watercolor painting meant to evoke the look of a Japanese woodblock print. A samurai wearing a blue and gray kimono and hakama is leaping in the air holding a banjo by the neck like a sword over his head. He%u2019s about to bring it smashing down on a second samurai on the ground in kimono and hakama patterned in yellow, orange and red who holds a banjo in a low position at his waist. The background is a small hill with a tree on it with water and mountains in the distance.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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bencmeissner pro 21 hours ago
Chuckle
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Oh yeah, guys in culottes banj on each other.
jive_t pro 20 hours ago
they haven't even soiled their white socks
joshmillard pro 20 hours ago
i saw these guys open for Samury Cooder
scruss pro 19 hours ago
@joshmillard it wouldn't be a day with a y in it if I couldn't say "boo" at one of your comments
m3moellering 18 hours ago
Heehee
wmo pro 18 hours ago
El Kabong
me3dia pro 16 hours ago
I don't think he posts here anymore, but this is by MLKSHK's own @phineas https://octophant.us
joshmillard pro 5 hours ago
@scruss <3
scruss pro 4 hours ago
@me3dia seems like a rum cove, from the response I got on bsky
me3dia pro 3 hours ago
@scruss indeed
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MackReed

divine

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film loop of a man in fluffy white dress, makeup and flossy black Mohawk wig bouncing and repeatedly belly-flopping onto a trampoline in front of a huge array of black loudspeakers
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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bitslayer 3 hours ago
stage divin
snarkout

Cassandra of the Comics Page

Photo of a magazine page:

You know who the syndicates are looking for? They're looking for the dissatisfied stockbroker, sitting his office right now, he's about 30 years old, thinking how funny it is, there's all these office things going on around him, with computers and stuff. And he can draw a little bit. *A little bit*. He's got the gags in his mind because he lived them. He's going to start drawing comic strips, and he sends the stuff off to the syndicate. Even though they're badly drawn, it doesn't matter because they're all reduced down to sub-microscopic size. And they start the comic strip. I have seen so many of these come across my desk in the past five years, and I've seen them syndicated as well. They never last very long. But they hit fast, they've got a good gimmick, they've probably got a hook that sounds good to editors. Syndicates can sell them fast. These guys aren't artists, they're dissatisfied stockbrokers who scribbled a little bit in high school, and can draw it just enough—the expectations are so low artistically on a comic page—that they're being hired.
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Photo of a magazine page:

You know who the syndicates are looking for? They're looking for the dissatisfied stockbroker, sitting his office right now, he's about 30 years old, thinking how funny it is, there's all these office things going on around him, with computers and stuff. And he can draw a little bit. *A little bit*. He's got the gags in his mind because he lived them. He's going to start drawing comic strips, and he sends the stuff off to the syndicate. Even though they're badly drawn, it doesn't matter because they're all reduced down to sub-microscopic size. And they start the comic strip. I have seen so many of these come across my desk in the past five years, and I've seen them syndicated as well. They never last very long. But they hit fast, they've got a good gimmick, they've probably got a hook that sounds good to editors. Syndicates can sell them fast. These guys aren't artists, they're dissatisfied stockbrokers who scribbled a little bit in high school, and can draw it just enough—the expectations are so low artistically on a comic page—that they're being hired.
https://www.reddit.com/r...

Berkeley Breathed in a 1988 The Comics Journal interview, the year before Dilbert debuted.
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dapete

Naught funny

I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
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I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
https://xkcd.com/3193/
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owl 16 hours ago
Okay so that's what Joanna Newsom was singing. TIL
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
Tag yourself I’m oops all spinnakers
enfa 4 hours ago
Sailing Rigs, 3193, https://xkcd.com/3193/ 1/14/2026
zork

Cascada del Rio Paine

I'm in Southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 day bicycle trip across Tierra del Fuego, and was feeling like if I'm down this way, I really ought to go see Torres del Paine. Logistics on that are more than I wanted to throw on top of everything already, so I booked a guided day trip. When I say "day trip", we're talking 18 or so hours. Was definitely worth it, and honestly cheaper than me renting a car and all that.

Anyhow, this is Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka the pokey massif of the various peaks of Torres del Paine, aka mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) are in the back if you zoom in a bit.
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I'm in Southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 day bicycle trip across Tierra del Fuego, and was feeling like if I'm down this way, I really ought to go see Torres del Paine. Logistics on that are more than I wanted to throw on top of everything already, so I booked a guided day trip. When I say "day trip", we're talking 18 or so hours. Was definitely worth it, and honestly cheaper than me renting a car and all that.

Anyhow, this is Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka the pokey massif of the various peaks of Torres del Paine, aka mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) are in the back if you zoom in a bit.
I'm down in southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 cycling trip in Tierra del Fuego. I figured if I'm down this way, I really ought to see Torres del Paine, but the logistics were more than what I wanted to throw in top of all the other too many logistics. Anyhow I booked a guided day trip that was well worth it and likely cheaper if I'd have tried to throw this all together myself.

So here's Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka this pokey mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) in the back of you zoom in a bit.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Beautiful!
samh pro Yesterday
I was sitting on my bike trainer in the garage at 5am wondering when I'd see a photo about your amazing journey and here it is! Bucket list item checked off!!!
roonie pro 19 hours ago
Lovely. The stirations in that rock!
LocalStain

🙏🏼🍁🙏🏼

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Thank you Jessamyn.

It’s divine.
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jessamyn pro 22 hours ago
You are very welcome.
jessamyn pro 22 hours ago
(it's a light pound because I took a few out for me) 😆
LocalStain pro 21 hours ago
@jessamyn Death & Taxes.

lol

This stuff is outer limits good.

Thank you.
artwells

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Dilbert hole comic with the line Sure Hope You Like Asaragus
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Dilbert hole comic with the line Sure Hope You Like Asaragus
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
rest in piss, dilhole
ckoerner Yesterday
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Not the obituary I would have liked to see, but I'll accept it nonetheless.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
“I didn’t attend his funeral, but I sent a letter saying I approved of it.”
—Mark Twain
dogwelder pro 17 hours ago
He tried Pascal's Wager at the end. I'm not a religious man, but I'm pretty sure faith isn't supposed to be transactional.
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poorusher

Spaghetti with anchovies, chilli, garlic, parsley, orange zest and capers

A photo of a white bowl containing spaghetti with anchovies, capers, chilli and orange.
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A photo of a white bowl containing spaghetti with anchovies, capers, chilli and orange.
This doesn't look like much but it was a revelation to me. Such a great complement of flavours.

Maybe a little bit 'saucy' but what better excuse to add bread.

Recipe from: https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes...
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me3dia pro 22 hours ago
Yum
crazyunclejoe pro 18 hours ago
Yes please!
ian_whitney

One of my 5 new jobs

A computer monitor displaying the text

Training will start at 12:05
Please stay on mute
Camera is optional, most people keep it off
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A computer monitor displaying the text

Training will start at 12:05
Please stay on mute
Camera is optional, most people keep it off
Of the many new jobs I've gotten in the last few weeks, writing and running training sessions for people interested in protecting the residents of Minneapolis is probably the most rewarding.
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bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Thank you
m3moellering Yesterday
❤️
poorusher

The Cliterati

Post from Threads. The text reads

BREAKING: The feminist mafia group that calls itself "The Cliterati" says they are currently collecting all the sexually explicit texts that Republican members of Congress have sent to female staffers, and will publish them in a giant exposé in March.
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Post from Threads. The text reads

BREAKING: The feminist mafia group that calls itself "The Cliterati" says they are currently collecting all the sexually explicit texts that Republican members of Congress have sent to female staffers, and will publish them in a giant exposé in March.
I really want this to be true.

https://www.threads.com/@aswinn...
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bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Also, certain none of the agents could find them.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@bencmeissner H ha ha ha!
ffg pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner perfect!
scruss pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner ++
samh pro Yesterday
They say they wear masks so non one can dox them. But the Cliterati want to dix them.
travis pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner 🤏🏻
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robotmachine

Exceprt from CUT A SWITCH FOR THE DEVIL'S RED ASS

Single pane comic of a cowboy on horseback looks over a western landscape. 

Caption reads "Time and again over the hard miles ahead, he would find himself aching for a fast casual dining experience as he had once enjoyed in the gloaming of innocence."

The image is titled at the bottom "-Excerpt from Cut A Switch For The Devil's Red Ass"
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Single pane comic of a cowboy on horseback looks over a western landscape.

Caption reads "Time and again over the hard miles ahead, he would find himself aching for a fast casual dining experience as he had once enjoyed in the gloaming of innocence."

The image is titled at the bottom "-Excerpt from Cut A Switch For The Devil's Red Ass"
source: https://www.noncanon.com/comics...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I have not heard the term cut a switch, since the last time I was switched...
joffaboy

What a ho ho ho

Ceramic Santa head $3 sticker
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Ceramic Santa head $3 sticker
https://www.tumblr.com/depsidas...
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
... same as in town
dapete 18 hours ago
...but not as much as on 34th Street.
idogcow 16 hours ago
🎶I'm dreaming of a …
waldopepper pro 9 hours ago
@idogcow ++
minimumsafedistance 3 hours ago
LEAST suggestive use is "hot dog caddie." If you know what I mean.
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snarkout

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre

A realist painting. Seen from behind, a balding man in a gray suit, his hands behind his back, holding a white hate and umbrella, is standing directly in front of a very large Abstract Impressionist (or action painting) painting, filled with colorful paint splotches.
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A realist painting. Seen from behind, a balding man in a gray suit, his hands behind his back, holding a white hate and umbrella, is standing directly in front of a very large Abstract Impressionist (or action painting) painting, filled with colorful paint splotches.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Norman Rockwell's "The Connoisseur" was the cover of the Saturday Evening Post on January 13, 1962. #paintings
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bencmeissner

My council member is the best

A Blue Sky post from Jason Chavez, Minneapolis City Council Member that reads: 

"ICE rammed into a carat 34th and Park And then began to question the immigration status of U.S. Citizen Latino's they crashed into.

They also deployed chemical irritants into the eyes of the press. Abolish ICE now."

There are four photos attached. One is people, one wearing a helmet with a sticker that says 'PRESS' who are helping another person wtih eye wash. Another shows four ICE agents in front of a white SUV with tear gas smoke behind them. A third shows a sidewalk bordered by snow with tear gas in the distance. The fourth shows the banged up rear corner of a grey car.
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A Blue Sky post from Jason Chavez, Minneapolis City Council Member that reads:

"ICE rammed into a carat 34th and Park And then began to question the immigration status of U.S. Citizen Latino's they crashed into.

They also deployed chemical irritants into the eyes of the press. Abolish ICE now."

There are four photos attached. One is people, one wearing a helmet with a sticker that says 'PRESS' who are helping another person wtih eye wash. Another shows four ICE agents in front of a white SUV with tear gas smoke behind them. A third shows a sidewalk bordered by snow with tear gas in the distance. The fourth shows the banged up rear corner of a grey car.
Showed up to some of the aftermath of this. These goons threw tear gas at peaceful citizens for yelling at them and pepper sprayed folks. This my awesome Mpls city council member, Jason.

Edit: Realized I never posted the link: https://bsky.app/profile...
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joffaboy

Modern geography

Map shows USA, Mexico and Cuba. Sea is labelled 
THE GULF OF
RELEASE THE FULL
UNEDITED EPSTEIN
FILES YOU
FUCKING LIAR
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Map shows USA, Mexico and Cuba. Sea is labelled
THE GULF OF
RELEASE THE FULL
UNEDITED EPSTEIN
FILES YOU
FUCKING LIAR
https://www.tumblr.com/livelove...
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MackReed pro 22 hours ago
That’s an awfully big gulf.
ardgedee pro 21 hours ago
@MackReed Almost as big as the gulf between where they are and where they should be.
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
@ardgedee On the one side, Mar-a-Lago. On the other, Venezu...


Hey, wait a minute.
LocalStain

mfw

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otaman pro 21 hours ago
I'll have one too!
wombatman70 19 hours ago
Hahahaha but also screw drewtoothpaste
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
@wombatman70
Grateful that Drew introduced me to this site. Not so keen on the hat he did to Da ShareZ0ne
wombatman70 9 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ❤️Same!
minimumsafedistance 3 hours ago
@wombatman70 I haven't paid attention to his shenanigans. why does he suck?
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catbird

 

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ffg

Outside the US Embassy in London*

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* I really hope this is real...
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wmo pro Yesterday
i had to look up nonce
dapete Yesterday
Probably best to clear your search history.
waldopepper pro 9 hours ago
I only recently found out about the entomology of nonce. Prison guards used to put an acronym on dangerous inmates doors reminding others that they shouldn't mingle with other prisoners:

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Exercise

Basically the murderers, extreme violence and sexual offenders. Over time it just morphed into only sexual offenders and for children. The acronym was then basically forgotten.
LocalStain

me_irl

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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
The guy who was purposefully and carefully cutting a chainsaw with a hacksaw looked around, got mad, and left.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound 🤣
samh pro Yesterday
Chicken dinner.
artwells

What I saw

Square tiles of various blues, with one missing and one askew, with a white pebble
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Square tiles of various blues, with one missing and one askew, with a white pebble
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Davezilla pro Yesterday
Oh this hurts my OCD brain
bencmeissner

Singing vigil

A group of people stand on a street corner singing.
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A group of people stand on a street corner singing.
Was a part of a really cool “Singing vigil” in Minneapolis today. Normally I’m not a “spend Sunday afternoon walking and singing with strangers” kind of guy, but this sounded like a good way to put some positivity into the world. The route went past a couple abduction sites and through some hard hit neighborhoods, the songs were about love and solidarity and abolishing ICE. It seemed very well received by Latino and Somali neighbors.

There were lots of people shooting video, so I'll post a link when I find one.

Edit: This FB video is the only one I can find so far. Thankfully accessible without a login.

https://www.facebook.com/watch...
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jessamyn pro 2 days ago
Thank you.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
That’s a good way to spend a Sunday afternoon
hassebasse 2 days ago
Bringing this kind of solidarity and beauty and positivity and community into a space, in acknowledgement of unjustice, and in the face of it, is the best example of what I can only call blessing something.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Found another one: https://www.instagram.com/reel...
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