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artwells

Clip-ons

Me in shades
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Me in shades
My favorite glasses are too big. And my progressive prescription is way to intense, to allow for good tintig options or conventional clip-ons, so I'm designing my own. This is fourth or fifth version
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Nice image with the reflections.
m3moellering an hour ago
๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท
foist pro 21 minutes ago
@artwells I'm up to playtest if you're looking for anyone. I have both a frustration with sunglasses v. normal glasses and lot of daytime free time as of a bit ago.
artwells

autoresponse

vintage still of a man saying "you who came unbidden must depart unsatisfied"
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vintage still of a man saying "you who came unbidden must depart unsatisfied"
4 hours ago
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dphiffer

MPG: โˆž

A cartoon by Robert Ariail. In the first panel a man looks up at a sign that says "GAS $4.009". In the next panels he gets a ladder and takes down the numbers and rearranges them into a bicycle and bikes away.
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A cartoon by Robert Ariail. In the first panel a man looks up at a sign that says "GAS $4.009". In the next panels he gets a ladder and takes down the numbers and rearranges them into a bicycle and bikes away.
source: https://pixelfed.fr/p...
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tweedlydo

TFG

three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says โ€œyooooo! mezzanine beetle! whatโ€™s up my brotha!โ€ a black stag beetle asides, โ€œthis fucking guy. here we go.โ€ in the last panel the beetle sighs and says โ€œhey prodigy crab.โ€
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says โ€œyooooo! mezzanine beetle! whatโ€™s up my brotha!โ€ a black stag beetle asides, โ€œthis fucking guy. here we go.โ€ in the last panel the beetle sighs and says โ€œhey prodigy crab.โ€
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bezt pro 11 hours ago
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
homerj 10 hours ago
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
owl 2 hours ago
(Courtney Barnett enters the chat)
roonie pro 51 minutes ago
Odelay!
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snarkout

Bicycle Day

Photo of a sheet of blotter acid with a low-res picture of Albert Hoffman in vibrant pink. "Father of LSD / Pure / ALBERT HOFFMAN".
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Photo of a sheet of blotter acid with a low-res picture of Albert Hoffman in vibrant pink. "Father of LSD / Pure / ALBERT HOFFMAN".
source: https://blotterartart.wordpress.com

"This photo shows 20 hits of a very popular sheet from 1984, these 20 hits coming from a larger 1000 tab sheet."

On this day in 1943, Swiss chemist Albert Hoffman had a very unsettling bicycle ride home from work.
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
I may, or may not, remember that blotter.
m3moellering

I apologize.

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samh pro 8 hours ago
I look forward to never unseeing this.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 8 hours ago
The old slack logo was better and it's not even close.
m3moellering 3 hours ago
@samh Hehehehehehe
@Mr_Encyclopedia +++
robritz

Lunch cuddles

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I photographed this couple while documenting the coast. I love tiny printers and often carry one with me when I'm out shooting. I still consider printed photos pretty special. I quickly printed two copies for them while they were getting ready to leave.
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samh pro 13 hours ago
If a photographer printed a photo of me or my family out in the wild I can only imagine it would just be the most delightful feeling!
Mr_Encyclopedia

Dinosaur High

The text "Michael Crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic Park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote" along with a diagram showing Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1") who wrote The Lost World, Michael Chrichton, (6'9") who wrote Jurassic Park, and Robert Wadlow (8'11") who wrote no known works of dinosaur literature.
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The text "Michael Crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic Park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote" along with a diagram showing Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1") who wrote The Lost World, Michael Chrichton, (6'9") who wrote Jurassic Park, and Robert Wadlow (8'11") who wrote no known works of dinosaur literature.
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
Heehee
roonie pro an hour ago
And just like the dinosaurs, they're all dead.
artwells

into the comments like

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ninja turtle on a computer with the caption "talk to me, cyber-babes"
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 7 hours ago
How I work
greenskpr

what doesn't kill you

3 men enjoying a water pipe surrounded by the wreckage of cars from the Israeli bombs
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3 men enjoying a water pipe surrounded by the wreckage of cars from the Israeli bombs
Lebanon - David Guttenfelder/The New York Times
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Liked but NOT liked
joffaboy

Sew Neat

A vintage Singer sewing machine head repurposed as a wall sconce with a sleek black fabric shade
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A vintage Singer sewing machine head repurposed as a wall sconce with a sleek black fabric shade
https://www.tumblr.com/steampun...
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MackReed pro 12 hours ago
I hate it and itโ€™s brilliant.
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Sewing in space, a whole differ'nt thing, but for now...
dreyfusslugado 11 hours ago
I want to believe that the spinny handle thing at the bottom has been converted so that it adjusts the brightness.
spingo pro 10 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado *
rogrtheshrubber pro 5 hours ago
I guess I know what I'll be doing as soon as my wife's sewing room is repainted.
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heyitsal

Black Cheeseballs

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Korean black cheese balls are now on my personal Holy Shit Menu. Sharp Cheddar melted in a crispy and chewy and shockingly sweet mochi-ish dough, colored with squid ink. The only uncomfortable part was having to ask the guy at the counter to describe his balls to me and my family.

One is enough. They are definitely in the big leagues of unhealthy, near the top with the greatness of Pizzaria Uno pizza skins.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
That, with the edamame, looks fantastic. I take it they are fried, not baked?
heyitsal pro 11 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Totally deep fried and served hot in a paper bag. That cheese stretched a good foot and a half after we first cracked one open.
BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
Careful; you are about to spark an entirely different kind of cheese ball obsession on this site.
roonie pro 49 minutes ago
@BennyTheIcepick Too late. This is all I want now.
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MackReed

update

Comic book image of a gray-templed male newscaster in a purple suit saying into a microphone: 
TODAY A YOUNG MAN ON ACID REALIZED THAT ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION, THAT WE ARE ALL ONE CONSCIOUSNESS EXPERIENCING ITSELF SUBJECTIVELY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEATH, LIFE ISONLY A DREAM, AND WE ARE THE IMAGINATION OF OURSELVES!

NOW
HERE'S TOM
WITH THE WEATHER!
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Comic book image of a gray-templed male newscaster in a purple suit saying into a microphone:
TODAY A YOUNG MAN ON ACID REALIZED THAT ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION, THAT WE ARE ALL ONE CONSCIOUSNESS EXPERIENCING ITSELF SUBJECTIVELY, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEATH, LIFE ISONLY A DREAM, AND WE ARE THE IMAGINATION OF OURSELVES!

NOW
HERE'S TOM
WITH THE WEATHER!
words snatched from the immortal Bill Hicks.

Image via https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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1f2frfbf

Graves Mountain Pit Mine.

A tall cliff of rusty red and pale blue rock is topped by scraggly pines. An overcast sky looms close. Here, everyone is a dwarf, and we dig carefully.
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A tall cliff of rusty red and pale blue rock is topped by scraggly pines. An overcast sky looms close. Here, everyone is a dwarf, and we dig carefully.
Graves Mountain was a small collection of three hills in Eastern Georgia where Tiffany sourced the rutile for their jewelry and NASA sourced the kyanite for the Space Shuttle heat shield tiles. The hills have been flattened, and the mine closed, but rock hounds still come from all over on the two weekends a year it's open to the public for digging. It has a kind of Southwestern US feel, and if you look at the cliffs with the right eyes you can catch echoes of Georgia O'Keefe, but mostly the only echoes are from hammers and chisels.
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karmakaze

TBH I'm not very sorry either

A drawing of a gnome captioned "I'm sorry for acting strange, I'm strange and it will happen again."
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A drawing of a gnome captioned "I'm sorry for acting strange, I'm strange and it will happen again."
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m3moellering Yesterday
/same
mare Yesterday
I met Rien Poortvliet, the Dutch artist who painted this, once (he was a friend of my foster family) and he was pretty strange.
LocalStain

mfw

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MackReed

how I work

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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Woodcut illustration of a naked man run through with multiple swords, axes and sharp implements. Meme inscription: WHATEVERโ€ฆ LIKE IT FUCKING MATTERS
source : https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
The Martyrdom of St. Another Day Another Dollar
tonyb pro 22 hours ago
doesn't matter had sex
artwells pro 21 hours ago
Fair
0y3ahSansAcut3

Builder Bird, In Blue

A female Eastern Bluebird, with wings on the downsweep, morning light shining through her feathers; brings pine needles in her beak, to nest build.
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A female Eastern Bluebird, with wings on the downsweep, morning light shining through her feathers; brings pine needles in her beak, to nest build.
A female eastern bluebird brings pine needles to her nest, Tuesday, April 14, 2026, in Freeport, Maine. AP Photo #RobertFBukaty
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kokogiak Yesterday
Bukaty is so good. I featured his work from Maine is a photo story a few years back: https://www.theatlantic.com/photo...
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@kokogiak Those photos are truly wonderful.
dapete

Lynda

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Lynda Carter in a newspaper ad for Vic Tannyโ€™s Health Club (1978)
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dapete 20 hours ago
Dammit! I missed a screencap of "Artwells saved this image"

So it goes...
owl 2 hours ago
Tax all billionaires, including Lynda.
roonie pro 34 minutes ago
Well, now I know where I'm going when my time machine is ready.
dogwelder

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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Fun fact: I liked zardoz.
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LocalStain pro Yesterday
Me too.
Xedrik Yesterday
Someone built this as a corvette-class ship in No Man's Sky.
https://www.reddit.com/r...
artwells pro Yesterday
It is one of my favorite movies
spingo pro Yesterday
@Xedrik Holy shit. Ahahahaha
m3moellering Yesterday
@Xedrik +++
dapete Yesterday
Fun fact: I liked this image
waldopepper pro 15 hours ago
ZARDOZ
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 8 hours ago
It would be fascinating to see someone attempt a remake of Zardoz.
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wombatman70

Glass Harvest 2026 (so far)

My hand holds several small pieces of broken glass with a basil garden in the background.
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My hand holds several small pieces of broken glass with a basil garden in the background.
Every year our basil garden gives up another handful of broken glass from years past. The amount has diminished each year, but putting in replacement timbers this year exposed some sections that had been covered for years.
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dapete

It's a sconce. Sew what?

add some alt text
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add some alt text
A sewing machine arm is repurposed into a wall sconce lamp
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m3moellering 13 hours ago
I love repurposing!
BennyTheIcepick pro 12 hours ago
Must be some extra strong screws securing that to the wall. I seem to recall those things being extremely heavy
mare 8 hours ago
I still have one that I use regularly, albeit mine is
less ornamented. Very reliable.
Argie

Weekend Plans

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California Angels pitcher Nolan Ryan, 1972
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samh pro Yesterday
I am Nolan Ryan. And my mom in the 80s was that chef.
mare Yesterday
Pitcher!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Watched him pitch in his last season, against Cleveland. I wasnโ€™t much of a sports nut but I knew he was a legend, and it was great to be able to see him play.
ian_crowther pro Yesterday
โ€œOr perhaps I simply understood, from the darkest corner of my soul, that these pancakes couldn't kill me because I was already dead.โ€
โ€”Review, S01E03: โ€œPancakes, Divorce, Pancakesโ€
roonie pro Yesterday
Pikelets!
Jam and cream, please.
dapete 20 hours ago
Nolan was the baddest ass ever to baddass in the baseballs.
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artwells

Coping

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scene from Sean of The Dead in which he drinks a beer with the caption "Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over"
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Becket's Life In The Oxford Window

Another stained glass window celebrating St. Thomas Becket, created around 1320, in The Christ Church Cathedral, Oxford, England. The upper window in the shape of the pointed arch frame, has heavy black edging, which shapes the space around brilliantly colored vignettes of St. Thomas Becket's life.
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Another stained glass window celebrating St. Thomas Becket, created around 1320, in The Christ Church Cathedral, Oxford, England. The upper window in the shape of the pointed arch frame, has heavy black edging, which shapes the space around brilliantly colored vignettes of St. Thomas Becket's life.
The Becket Window, Christ Church Cathedral, Oxford, c.1320 (Image ยฉ the Governing Body, Christ Church, Oxford)
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Let me just say the Canterbury Cathedral windows caused me to start my bucket list.
grant_mf

Artemis

Black cat with yellow eyes relaxing in a basket.
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Black cat with yellow eyes relaxing in a basket.
aka Inky
2 days ago
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grant_mf 2 days ago
Possibly the sweetest, most affectionate cat we have ever owned. I hear this is often a trait of black cats.
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
#housepanther
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
A++ would stare into this void
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
ARTEMIS!!!!
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
@grant_mf we have the same experience with our void, Baby. She is the most social, friendly, aggressively charming cat i've ever met. I had no idea until we had her a while this is a thing.
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artwells

 

Homemade Party Cheese Ball
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Homemade Party Cheese Ball
picture of a cheeseball captioned "Homemade party cheeseball" with a happy woman inset holding a cheeseball on a plate
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Homemade party cheeseball hostess, hero with a cheeseball
thelonius Yesterday
I saw these dudes when they were still named Conversation Pit
idogcow 11 hours ago
Just like the difference between sick-ass leopard and sick ass-panther, where you pause when saying this matters
owl 2 hours ago
I know, I know, it's serious.
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greenskpr

FDP

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Seth Milchick dancing with marching band in Severence
Go Seth
#FDP
2 days ago
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LocalStain

me_irl

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3 days ago
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m3moellering 3 days ago
๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿฉต๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿฉถ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ
cottenwess 3 days ago
that kid is going places. I don't know where, but they are definitely going places.
kokogiak 3 days ago
Actual, 100% real LOL from me. Love this!
nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
๐–‰๐–” ๐–“๐–”๐–™ ๐–’๐–Š๐–‰๐–‰๐–‘๐–Š ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–†๐–‹๐–‹๐–†๐–Ž๐–—๐–˜ ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–ˆ๐–๐–Ž๐–‘๐–‰๐–—๐–Š๐–“, ๐–‹๐–”๐–— ๐–™๐–๐–Š๐–ž ๐–†๐–—๐–Š ๐–˜๐–š๐–‡๐–™๐–‘๐–Š ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐––๐–š๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐– ๐–™๐–” ๐–“๐–†๐–•๐–™๐–Ž๐–’๐–Š
ba pro 3 days ago
@nikkuneko how did you do that?!?!
nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
@ba ๐Ÿช„๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ
nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
(just copy-paste from a font generator site!)
bezt pro 3 days ago
@ba Cavalier abuse of the Mathematical Alphanumeric Symbols Unicode block, pretty much. Itโ€™s poor form to do it anywhere someone might be using a screen reader. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
ba pro 3 days ago
@nikkuneko @bezt Cool! But I understand how that could mess with a screen reader.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Sheba RIP

My neib's kitty, who passed away, after they moved. She was a righteous cheetah soul, trapped in a housecat's body.
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My neib's kitty, who passed away, after they moved. She was a righteous cheetah soul, trapped in a housecat's body.
Sheba, RIP
My neib's kitty, who passed away, after they moved. She was a righteous cheetah soul, trapped in a housecat's body
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tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
safe travels, intrepid kitteh
m3moellering 2 days ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
presquevu 2 days ago
๐ŸคŽ

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