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fly!

a wiener dog drawn on the side of a library cart. the dog is jumping, ears up and flowing behind them. a smile on their face.
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a wiener dog drawn on the side of a library cart. the dog is jumping, ears up and flowing behind them. a smile on their face.
source: https://lauraolin.tumblr.com/post...
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dphiffer

kickflip

a street photo of a skateboard mid-air with the shadow of the skateboarder below
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a street photo of a skateboard mid-air with the shadow of the skateboarder below
source: https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2026...
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robotmachine

 

4 panel comic. 

Panel 1: A pink blob character in suit tells Forg “you did a good business”

Panel 2: the pink blob in suit hands forg a dollar bill. He says “here is your pay”

Panel 3: forg holds the dollar bill. The man in suit walks off the frame. He reminds forg “don’t spend it all at once”

Panel 4: we see now that forg didn’t really listen to his advice. He stands in front of a building labeled “things you don’t need store”, dollar bill still in hand ready to be spent
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4 panel comic.

Panel 1: A pink blob character in suit tells Forg “you did a good business”

Panel 2: the pink blob in suit hands forg a dollar bill. He says “here is your pay”

Panel 3: forg holds the dollar bill. The man in suit walks off the frame. He reminds forg “don’t spend it all at once”

Panel 4: we see now that forg didn’t really listen to his advice. He stands in front of a building labeled “things you don’t need store”, dollar bill still in hand ready to be spent
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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LocalStain pro 4 hours ago
me_irl
hertz pro 4 hours ago
Like I need to leave the house to buy things I don't need
snarkout

Yes / YES / The tiger is out

Motion-blurred, fish-eyed photo of a tiger *leaping* out of the back of pickup truck, where a carrying container has been opened, onto hard-packed earth, its enormous front paws just slightly off the ground; a few other parked trucks are visible at the horizon
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Motion-blurred, fish-eyed photo of a tiger *leaping* out of the back of pickup truck, where a carrying container has been opened, onto hard-packed earth, its enormous front paws just slightly off the ground; a few other parked trucks are visible at the horizon
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"What a photo! A female Amur tiger is released into the wild in Kazakhstan."

Video at the link.
13 hours ago
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davidl pro 12 hours ago
Title!
snarkout pro 11 hours ago
@davidl Stolen from replies to Derf's post, I admit.
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
There is a more reassuring photo of her along the nearby wetland, or river.
jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
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csilverman

lost island

A giant conical rock balances, tip down, on a small rocky hill. The right side of the rock is craggy and illuminated with greenish sunlight; the left side is carved into a sinister, grinning face. On top of the flat part of the rock is a small house with one green-glowing window, and a person flying a green kite into a gray, heavily cloudy sky. The person and the house are also illuminated by the green light. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A giant conical rock balances, tip down, on a small rocky hill. The right side of the rock is craggy and illuminated with greenish sunlight; the left side is carved into a sinister, grinning face. On top of the flat part of the rock is a small house with one green-glowing window, and a person flying a green kite into a gray, heavily cloudy sky. The person and the house are also illuminated by the green light. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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artwells

Clean Desk Day

A clear desktop
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A clear desktop
This is the first time this desk has been clean in about ten years. It normally has my 3D printer, but I made way for a snapmaker u1 I ordered, which should arrive tomorrow if I refresh the delivery status page enough.

A custom-built standup desk that weighs 1000000000 pounds empty
14 hours ago
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spoetz 14 hours ago
Is the imposing Halon sphere o' safety just out of shot?
artwells pro 13 hours ago
@spoetz the Afo ball will be reinstalled in the new printer
roonie pro 10 hours ago
that desk appears to be wincing from the bright light.
Sjixxxy

Disasters

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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
Sooo many hours playing like a little god.
joffaboy

Arr, love me Guinness

Head of a bat with creased ears, tiny eyes and 'warty' face
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Head of a bat with creased ears, tiny eyes and 'warty' face
Fringe-lipped bat

https://lemmy.world/post...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
All you sound freaks, check out those precision corrugated collectors!
poorusher

Do you need to go potty?

Screenshot of a Tweet.

*Watching tv*

4yr old: Sorry, I parted

Me: Do you need to go potty?

4yr old: No, sometimes I fart because I'm watching a great show or movie, or I'm having a great day.
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Screenshot of a Tweet.

*Watching tv*

4yr old: Sorry, I parted

Me: Do you need to go potty?

4yr old: No, sometimes I fart because I'm watching a great show or movie, or I'm having a great day.
https://thorstenball.com/funny_tw...
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jpoulos pro 20 hours ago
Same, young friend.
nikkuneko

as promised, three old-new songs out today on bandcamp

album art: a black and white photo on a white background, repeating in overlapping layers of partial transparency. the photo itself is of a barren tree and a dead end sign at the end of a road, with a fog-covered barren field behind it.
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album art: a black and white photo on a white background, repeating in overlapping layers of partial transparency. the photo itself is of a barren tree and a dead end sign at the end of a road, with a fog-covered barren field behind it.
happy friday, and happy mediocre-at-best-archival-release day!

as mentioned previously (https://mltshp.com/p/1RTWO), i've got three new-old/old-new ones out today, just in time for bandcamp friday.

these were early song sketches from a 2015 windmills recording session, rescued from the digital void by my dear friend / lifelong collaborator dereck, all cleaned up and sent out into the world.

not much else to say that i didn't already say in the last post, but as sloppy as they are, i hope there's a little spirit of what i'm trying to do in these tracks. it's been an inspiration to pick up the guitar and start writing again. maybe that will translate into some new-new tracks down the road.

until then, enjoy! or don't!

stream // purchase // download:
https://nmgarcia.bandcamp.com/album...
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robotmachine

The Biclops

Odysseus and his men look upon a giant emerging from a cave whose large eye peers at them. The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" (freakish to them) has two eyes.
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Odysseus and his men look upon a giant emerging from a cave whose large eye peers at them. The greek soldiers run away in fear, each of them having just one eye. It turns out that the giant "biclops" (freakish to them) has two eyes.
source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics...
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dad

 

Cartoon logo of a cheerful black-and-white character (Nancy) with a red bow tie, tongue out, inside a yellow circle on red, reading “NANCEE’S.”
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Cartoon logo of a cheerful black-and-white character (Nancy) with a red bow tie, tongue out, inside a yellow circle on red, reading “NANCEE’S.”
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robotmachine

Rush

<Bob the angry flower is pictured in a huge crowd with a nice seat at a concert. He looks happy. Wistful, even>

<the below lyrics are shown piece by piece over four panes while Bob's expression changes from happy toward boredom>
...invisible airwaves crackle with life… …sailing into destiny… …closer to the heart… ...ill-equipped to act with insufficient tact… …fly by night away from here…

<close up shot of Bob's face; eyes bugged out in shock>
150 minutes into this 3-hour Rush concert, bob comes to a startling realization:
<Bob's thought bubble reads>
I DON'T LIKE RUSH!!!
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<Bob the angry flower is pictured in a huge crowd with a nice seat at a concert. He looks happy. Wistful, even>

<the below lyrics are shown piece by piece over four panes while Bob's expression changes from happy toward boredom>
...invisible airwaves crackle with life… …sailing into destiny… …closer to the heart… ...ill-equipped to act with insufficient tact… …fly by night away from here…

<close up shot of Bob's face; eyes bugged out in shock>
150 minutes into this 3-hour Rush concert, bob comes to a startling realization:
<Bob's thought bubble reads>
I DON'T LIKE RUSH!!!
source: https://angryflower.com/1672...
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scruss pro 14 hours ago
Just had lunch with a friend who flew in from Denmark just to see them
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
@scruss Just saw a video last night of local news interviewing people waiting to attend a BTS concert. The stadium was in eastern Massachusetts. People interviewed were from Canada, various parts of the US including Hawaii, and Europe. I'd say two thirds of them mentioned having seen them in other cities on this tour which were each at least a thousand miles away.
dogwelder pro 3 hours ago
I have a friend who worked for a concert promoter. She would often get good tickets for shows for nothing, and she had tickets for Rush at the Forum. I was never a big Rush fan, but hey: free show in a big arena!

I spent most of the concert admiring the lighting. Rush was just background noise.
wjcstp

Future album cover fodder

Photo of Patrick McGoohan as The Prisoner, with the caption [crime jazz music]
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Photo of Patrick McGoohan as The Prisoner, with the caption [crime jazz music]
We’re enjoying yet another rewatch of The Prisoner

Later this episode they had [tense waltzing music]
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
i just added that to my list to rewatch too! such a great series.

also, next time i reorganize my record Cole ton, i am labeling at least one section tag “crime jazz”
mikenmar Yesterday
One of my favorite Japanese jazz bands is Soil & "Pimp" Sessions, self-described "death jazz". It's probably the crimey-ist jazz I know.

Some examples if you're interested:

https://youtu.be/bMV0p3cXz-0

https://youtu.be/ESojJ6JI_RU

https://youtu.be/AGFyEknHoIs

https://youtu.be/gTYCSTHpbHw
scruss pro 19 hours ago
@mikenmar ooOOoo!
snarkout pro 9 hours ago
@mikenmar That's great! Boy, their name is *terrible*.
mikenmar 7 hours ago
@snarkout It's in the tradition of bizarre Japanese band names. There are far worse! Search for "weirdest Japanese band names".
mikenmar 7 hours ago
https://www.reddit.com/r...
mikenmar 6 hours ago
Here's a playlist with some of my favorite S&P tracks:

https://open.spotify.com/playlist...
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ckoerner

Finished the steps to the backyard

A photo of a set of five small brown stairs leading down from a gray retaining wall. At the top of the stairs is a small, black chicken.
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A photo of a set of five small brown stairs leading down from a gray retaining wall. At the top of the stairs is a small, black chicken.
Last year we had a new deck, driveway, and patio built. It kind of changed the pathways into our backyard, necessitating these steps. Over the course of a couple days my wife and I built them. I’m sore and tired, but I think they turned out pretty well (and mostly level and square😅).
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ufez pro Yesterday
Wise move to let the chicken test them first.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
excellent work!

(that said, we all know i'm here for the bonus yard guardian strut)
MackReed pro Yesterday
Yes to home improvement.
samh pro Yesterday
I will always high five and hurray a DIY project. Well done! High five and hurrah!!!
ckoerner Yesterday
@ufez I think I have made it easier for them to get up on the driveway! Not sure that’s a good thing.
cwhartman pro Yesterday
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not_copinghagen Yesterday
Nice stairs! Ditto the chook.
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nikkuneko

▶️ "days" | the mountain goats

album art for the mountain goats' 2026 LP "days". a tomato red cover with a 70s-inspired white artist+title text across the top, below a thin delimiter, and below that a series of minimal rectangular illustrations of a sun rising over a mountain range and clouds before descending again
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album art for the mountain goats' 2026 LP "days". a tomato red cover with a 70s-inspired white artist+title text across the top, below a thin delimiter, and below that a series of minimal rectangular illustrations of a sun rising over a mountain range and clouds before descending again
john darnielle just don't quit, i tell you hwut.

i know quite a few of you here are mountain goats fans, so thought you might want to know that this popped up for sale this morning, including some physical releases.

stream // purchase // download:
https://themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/album...
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wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
He's done a great job of building more instrumentation around the songs while keeping them absolutely his own, it's a really good album. Also contains probably the poppest song ever written about a shallow grave.
hertz pro 6 hours ago
Easiest decision of the day. Thank you
0y3ahSansAcut3

Eurasian Hoopoe

Hoopoe bird with it's striped wings folded, and crown of feathers raised. They are a pleasant soft earthen shade with black and white, striped wings and details. They hunt insects both in the air and on the ground.
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Hoopoe bird with it's striped wings folded, and crown of feathers raised. They are a pleasant soft earthen shade with black and white, striped wings and details. They hunt insects both in the air and on the ground.
The stuff of Sufi teaching stories...

https://www.cambridge.org/core...

A Eurasian hoopoe carries an insect in its beak while perched at the entrance to its nest in a tree trunk in Denizli, western Turkey
#photography #DoganEvsan Zuma Press Wire/Shutterstock
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robotmachine

The Dog

<a dog is sitting in a nondescript room looking contemplative>
The dog isn't fun anymore.

<closer shot of the dog, brow is furrowed>
All he does is contemplate the future.

<a person with short hair and a grey tshirt stands, arms crossed>
It was cute at first. Him contemplating the future.

<an orange and grey cat sit on the floor of a nondescript room looking contemplative>
Then the cats started doing it.
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<a dog is sitting in a nondescript room looking contemplative>
The dog isn't fun anymore.

<closer shot of the dog, brow is furrowed>
All he does is contemplate the future.

<a person with short hair and a grey tshirt stands, arms crossed>
It was cute at first. Him contemplating the future.

<an orange and grey cat sit on the floor of a nondescript room looking contemplative>
Then the cats started doing it.
source: https://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic...
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SaintBrevity

Unexpectedly cool morning

A photo of a man wearing a mlkshk shirt and drinking coffee, the mug obscuring some of his face. In the background are trees with green leaves.
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A photo of a man wearing a mlkshk shirt and drinking coffee, the mug obscuring some of his face. In the background are trees with green leaves.
The temperature has dipped in Denver for the last few days and the back deck has been the best place for morning coffee.
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Nice shirt
ba pro Yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
otaman

Our neighbour

Barred owl perched on a tree branch.
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Barred owl perched on a tree branch.
Barred Owl has been hanging around the cottage this week. Let us get quite close today.
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
whoaaaaaaa you have been bless't by his presence
jive_t pro 2 days ago
who?
tonyb pro 2 days ago
a superb owl!
octaneTom pro 2 days ago
@jive_t cooks for you?

Love these guys, miss seeing/hearing them as often as we used to at the old place
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
They're very attacky at night, ask me how I know
pk pro 2 days ago
@mcmjolnir shouldn't have tried to talking to his gal, dude
ardgedee pro Yesterday
We've got one or two in our neighborhood (according to Merlin, anyway) and I haven't been able to see them yet but they're audible all hours of the day and night. They can get crazy loud when they feel like it.
otaman pro Yesterday
@ardgedee this one's still juvenile (i think) so screeching call has indeed been waking me up at various times throughout the night. Far fewer ocurrances of the more pleasant "who-cooks-for-you"
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
@pk pretty sure it was the mama
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redfox

ffu

pet brush packaging with yellow oval sticker on the front reading "TRY ME! Push my button." there is also a photo of a cat staring directly and unflinchingly into your soft human eyes
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pet brush packaging with yellow oval sticker on the front reading "TRY ME! Push my button." there is also a photo of a cat staring directly and unflinchingly into your soft human eyes
This cat brush invites you to fuck around and find out
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snarkout pro 13 hours ago
"Touch me again and you'll pull back a stump."
heyitsal

25 years!

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We sent this as our invitation... in a tube. It's 3 feet tall. We have it in a frame in our living room and everything :). My friend, Brodsky, who is the bravest graphic artist I have yet to meet helped me crush the design. A friend of ours, Elke was a CD at an agency where she had these printed for us. We stuck them in tubes and USPSed them out for a couple of bucks each.

It was a wonderful wedding. We had $0 to spend on it. Most of the money wound up going to the New Leaf Cafe. They were in Fort Tryon Park in way north NYC. They hadn't opened yet, so we cut a deal with them using us as a practice event with a buffet with a pay-bar. We put goldfish in take home bowls on the tables instead of flowers. Heather found a gorgeous thrift store gown. We used the venues speakers with a random playlist and that was that.

A friend of ours who was a freelance philosopher and now teaches at Oxford, gave a dissertation on marriage that I cannot remember a word of because I was holding my new wife's hand and sweating in my suit jacket in the usual sweaty August of the city. Fuck it was hot. But that just led to people giving up the usual wedding stuffiness. A lot of clothes went missing almost immediately.

We gave everyone point and shoot cameras, called in a favor for some portraits and table shots. The photographer completely failed, saying "I've never been at an event where I couldn't get people to stop laughing long enough to take a group photo". He was pretty drunk when he said it.

We had a cake with Wonder Woman and The Tick on top that we brought. We had totally forgotten about it, but saw it when we started happily saying goodbye to everyone.
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ftrain pro 2 days ago
A billion congratulations, my friend. What a glorious artifact.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Yes much love, forever!!!!
m3moellering 2 days ago
That's just so lovely. Thank you for sharing!
samh pro 2 days ago
This tale of amazing-ness is simply wonderful! Happy anniversary.
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
That's awesome. I love interesting weddings. I am pretty sure that interesting weddings require a certain amount of poverty to properly happen.
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
What a great story. Thanks for sharing.
scruss pro 2 days ago
Congrats!
knutmo 2 days ago
Yay to continued love!
cottenwess Yesterday
congratulations!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
SPOON! Happy Anniversary!
MackReed pro Yesterday
Fantastic design and wedding planning. Here’s to a long shared life filled with many more such delights.
heyitsal pro 18 hours ago
Thanks everyone!
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jive_t

hhrrrmphh…

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wombatman70 5 hours ago
“I’ll getchu Hey! Steve! If it’s the last thing I dooooooo!”
joffaboy

Horizontal rainbow, Skógafoss, Iceland

Rainbow colours seen in mist rising from black rocky ground
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Rainbow colours seen in mist rising from black rocky ground
https://www.threads.com/share...
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m3moellering 2 days ago
Gorgeous!
wombatman70 2 days ago
👏👏👏
patrickneville

ice cream sweat

3.5 year old in a green dress with ice cream on her forehead
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3.5 year old in a green dress with ice cream on her forehead
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roonie pro Yesterday
mmmm, tasty tasty sweat
0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
Oh summer dresses!
dphiffer

Jungle Jim's grocery store

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source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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robotmachine pro 9 hours ago
What a madman. This was great, thanks for sharing!
robotmachine pro 9 hours ago
Only seven short hours away! Haha
artwells

85 days til halloween halloween halloween

large jack-o-lantern in traffic
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large jack-o-lantern in traffic
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cottenwess Yesterday
walgreens already has their halloween stuff out.
me3dia pro Yesterday
I saw a place setting up their *Christmas* displays already.
roonie pro Yesterday
why do i feel like old man yells at clouds?
danelectro pro Yesterday
Spirit Halloween is already operating in the vacant Big Lots near me
bocaj Yesterday
Happy Happy Halloween! Silver Shamrock!
zeitgeist Yesterday
it's now all holidays forever.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
I remember working in a design/marketing shop where Christmas started sometime in late January/early February for the packaging designs on games and gifts, since the overseas printers needed final copies in March for production, assembly, packaging, and shipping back to the US by July in time for national distribution in August-September.
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
'Weenermobile
brundlefly Yesterday
SOON
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snowbow

 

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Out walking my friend's chihuahua a couple weeks ago! This is Goomba 🩷
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wjcstp pro 3 days ago
This is a cool photo
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
oh no the chihuahua has The Dots 😍
snarkout pro 3 days ago
Looking forward to your and Goomba's album.
spingo pro 3 days ago
Whatcha, whatcha, whatcha want?
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Shirt/hat combo = 🔥
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aquaphase

sausage dog

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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Cookout at Jeff Koons'!
Xedrik Yesterday
These "Corgi butt, or loaf of bread?" quizzes are getting tough...
roonie pro Yesterday
much better than dog sausage
patrickneville

signal tower a

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took the downeaster a few weeks ago to boston, was a blast
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idogcow 7 hours ago
Looks disturbingly like Oakland California rail yards

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