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artwells

Back on my bullshit

Kodama and whistle kits
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Kodama and whistle kits
Made more kodama and whistle kits to distribute randomly
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d09m4t1c

Jon Stewart compliments my bandmates.

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We’ve been playing Asbury Undergound for maybe 10 years now. This year we played a set just before a long time friend Rick Barry who’s new project, Church and State TM, happens to have Jon Stewart as their, functional if not impressive, drummer. After our set I went back to the green room to put my trombone away and a man, whom I’ve respected for years, reached out and shook my hand and said “You guys were fucking awesome!” So I’ve got that going for me…
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joost Yesterday
What a nice experience
m3moellering 22 hours ago
I definitely read that in his voice.
Xedrik 21 hours ago
Amazing!
artwells

Out of the Oven at Chez Wells

Shepherds pie on a stove top
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Shepherds pie on a stove top
Lamb shepherd's pie with a ton of veg.

Second shepherd's pie I've ever made. Last one I made was when my dad was dying. It was amazing. We invited the visiting nurse to help herself. She loved it. I told her to take the rest home to her family and she didn't say another word and grabbed the pan.

Fun fact: this has dairy and gluten, so the whole is going in my belly. Just not tonight.
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artwells pro 9 hours ago
OMG
artwells

DON'T

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woman placing a floppy in an office copier
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nikkuneko pro 13 hours ago
wildly, i know the source for this one, thanks to "best of the worst":
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
(this moment from ~6:30)
snarkout pro 8 hours ago
@nikkuneko That was incredible
jive_t pro 20 minutes ago
@nikkuneko @snarkout that sounds like something MF Doom either did or should have sampled
nikkuneko

cat surveillance + accidental selfie

phone pic of two large eyed cats in a basement window of a brick apartment building, looking straight at the camera. the cat on the left is grey striped and smaller; the cat on the right is orange and round-faced. behind them are closed blinds. a desolate assed yard and the reflection of the photographer, an even more desolate assed human, can be seen
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phone pic of two large eyed cats in a basement window of a brick apartment building, looking straight at the camera. the cat on the left is grey striped and smaller; the cat on the right is orange and round-faced. behind them are closed blinds. a desolate assed yard and the reflection of the photographer, an even more desolate assed human, can be seen
two new windows creepers in my building this evening, making *serious* eye contact, plus some asshole in a patagonia cap

iPhone 14 Pro Max | cropped in photos app
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Great shot!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Meanwhile the homeowner is inside looking out. Nice image, reflections and shadows, the full picture.
bencmeissner pro 22 hours ago
This picture is fantastic! I especially like the way the reflection is doubled by the glass and split by the blinds.
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
The whole thing is marvelous, the expressions on the cat's faces, their stillness like a taxidermy exhibit, the doubled torsal reflection, like capturing the photographer's inner child.
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gwint

Flora watercolors by Hilma af Klint

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"Gagea lutea (Yellow Star-of-Bethlehem), Pulmonaria officinalis (Common Lungwort), Tussilago farfara (Coltsfoot), Draba verna (Common Whitlowgrass), Pulsatilla vulgaris (European Pasqueflower)"
April 24–30, 1919
https://www.moma.org/collecti...
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MackReed

whip of the week

Three people in a white flying-saucer-shaped boat floating down a river. One is fishing.
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Three people in a white flying-saucer-shaped boat floating down a river. One is fishing.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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bezt pro 21 hours ago
Evinrude Flying Saucer concept boat.

https://vintagenewsdaily.com/the-evin...
MackReed pro 20 hours ago
@bezt TIL - thanx!

Also: that bbq bubble tho
poorusher 19 hours ago
Was certain this was AI. Thanks for the link
Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
I'm on a boooooooat motherfucker!
hertz pro 11 hours ago
@poorusher A sage reminder that we used to be able to come up with legitimately unhinged and ill conceived ideas *on our own*
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O_C

Son of a bitch!

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animated gif from the film 'spaceballs' showing daphne zuniga using the bolt action on her laser rifle and exclaiming 'son of a bitch!'
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dartvade...

100 years of mel brooks

#mel
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bezt pro 22 hours ago
Tag with #Mel to join the birthday party.

https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
LocalStain pro 21 hours ago
I'm pretty sure I've told this story around these parts before...

When I moved to MV in 2001 I lived for a few months at the home of my boss and his wife, who happened to be the sister of Daphne seen above. A few weeks after I arrived I was coming in from the outdoor shower wrapped in a towel and there in the kitchen of the house was Princess Vespa. She was super nice. 😊
mingusdew 19 hours ago
!!!
Argie pro 7 hours ago
@LocalStain ++
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idogcow

When Things Were Rotten

Television cast photo of a Robin Hood parody
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Television cast photo of a Robin Hood parody
In 1975 Mel Brooks' "When Things Were Rotten" brought his freewheeling style to television. America wasn't ready and the constraints put on him by the network didn't really help him.

Quickly cancelled but to a kid who wasn't allowed to watch his films, it was a lifeline and a hint of what was to come

#Mel
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nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
TIL that this existed 😮
dogwelder pro 16 hours ago
Gentlemen, hold your tongues!
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
I remember watching this! My dad was a huge Mel Brooks fan and even though he wasn't into medieval period stories he watched it with us kids because it was a Mel Brooks joint therefore it was must-see TV.
Argie pro 7 hours ago
@nikkuneko wow, same
also EP1,
https://youtu.be/rRWO1w6I...

likely/hopefully more on YouTube
dapete 6 hours ago
Can't say I didn't know existed but the synapse that remembers this show hasn't been fired in about 45 years
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m3moellering

 

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By a wood turner in Kentucky, USA named Chris Ramsey.
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B6FA798A3449 pro 15 hours ago
His craft is on a very strong footing; his career will have legs.
m3moellering 14 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 Hehehehe
scruss

shoot it straight into my veins

3d view of a Technetium (^99mTc) sestamibi molecule (trade name CardioLite®), used as a radioactive tracer for medical diagnostics.
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3d view of a Technetium (^99mTc) sestamibi molecule (trade name CardioLite®), used as a radioactive tracer for medical diagnostics.
Whee! I was radioactive for a couple of days this week, and had too much fun playing Stupid Geiger Counter tricks.

(I'm fine, the CardioLite shots were for routine diagnostics)

image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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knutmo

To toast!

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A toast to toast
HBD #Mel Brooks
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bezt pro 22 hours ago
Tag with #Mel to join the birthday party.

https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
Argie

Mel Brooks Just Turned 100

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Post a gif of your fav movie of his in his honour

#mel
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
instant mood lift <3
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
The best part of this clip is watching Cleavon Little try not to laugh.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@tweedlydo and I quote this scene all the time
bezt pro Yesterday
Tag with #Mel so we can see them all in the same place!
https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
dapete Yesterday
Little had no idea the improv was coming.
Argie pro Yesterday
@bezt great idea, just gave me the biggist grin seeing them all
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cottenwess

oy

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the lord jehovah has given unto you these fifteen… [drops one]… oy.
happy birthday mel!
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roonie pro Yesterday
Happy Birthday!!
Here's to many more.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
I always wondered what the other 5 Commandments were.
O_C

nerves

illustration entitled "ramification of nerves" showing the brain and nervous system of a human from behind
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illustration entitled "ramification of nerves" showing the brain and nervous system of a human from behind
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
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mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
You've got some nerve
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Not nearly enough nerves in the extremities.
poorusher 19 hours ago
Doctor said my nerves are shot
dreyfusslugado 17 hours ago
"I've only got one of these left, and you're on it!"
roonie pro 10 hours ago
Homer Simpson, points, "Nerves!"
pk pro 5 hours ago
appeared in the kitchen, screaming
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MackReed

iiit's aaaliiiiiiiiiivvve!!!

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#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour
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snarkout pro Yesterday
The 100 Year Old Man.
otaman

Moichendizing

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#Mel Brooks turns 100! Post a gif from a favorite movie of his in his honor

He's aged like a fine yogurt
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bezt pro Yesterday
“A Children’s Toy”
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
to this day, i'll randomly let out a "moichandyszing! moichandyzing!" with no context
rogrtheshrubber pro 21 hours ago
@nikkuneko Zero-context moichandyzing is the basis of capitalizms
0y3ahSansAcut3

Morning At The Table

Reading glasses on a glass table top, catch the reflection of a stained glass window.
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Reading glasses on a glass table top, catch the reflection of a stained glass window.
Reflections. #photography #DayleRecord
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jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
Great shot.
homerj

Typographics 2026 Conference, Day 1

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I think there are a few other design/type nerds here. Typographics had a conference over the weekend and live streamed it. Here's day 1. They also streamed day 2 and I assume will have the archive up for that soon. Bit of fun type inspiration here.
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roonie pro 10 hours ago
A few other???
Please! The place is crawling with 'em!

It's like when you turn the light on, in the kitchen, in the middle of the night.
All the nerds scurry under the fridge and the oven.
wjcstp

mongo only pawn

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Gif of a confused-looking cowboy saying "Don't know... Mongo only pawn... in game of life"
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
this is one of those lines that is just burned into my daily lexicon
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko some days at work it becomes like a mantra
nikkuneko

name a more iconic duo

diptych of black and white photos: two young boys sitting adjacent to one annother outdoors on a grassy hill, both curly haired. one is wearing a vest and bow tie, with a pin that says "ring security"; the other is wearing a palm tree patterned button-down shirt. in the top photo the two boys are leaning in, looking at something one boy is holding. in the lower photo, both are looking at the camera, with one pointing out of frame and the other holding a round object over his eye
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diptych of black and white photos: two young boys sitting adjacent to one annother outdoors on a grassy hill, both curly haired. one is wearing a vest and bow tie, with a pin that says "ring security"; the other is wearing a palm tree patterned button-down shirt. in the top photo the two boys are leaning in, looking at something one boy is holding. in the lower photo, both are looking at the camera, with one pointing out of frame and the other holding a round object over his eye
my youngest brother's wedding was last weekend, indeed a familial stressfest on all ends, but also lovely in a few fleeting moments.

both of my younger brothers have sons, born only about a month apart, who never got to meet each other until that weekend. they were hamming it up the whole time and i was there to delight in it.

fujifilm x100f | acros | ISO 1250
cropped in iPadOS photos; edited in pixelmator
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
These are excellent portraits!
BooBounder Yesterday
Love to know where on earth there are mansard roofs like that. Got to be a university campus ...
roonie pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko It is times like these that start to make the stress, of all the other times, just a bit more bearable.
My children and grandchildren bring me joy that I did not expect when I was smashing away down the salt mine.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@roonie truly so! they are a magic all their own.

@BooBounder nope, think dumpy country club in central illinois
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dogwelder

I make important things for work

The painting Edward VI as a Child by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine.
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The painting Edward VI as a Child by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine.
I'm working on new projects for next year's classes.
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Xedrik 21 hours ago
"Some of you may fail, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
dogwelder pro 20 hours ago
@Xedrik, I tell all of my classes "I want you to fail!" Failing means you tried to do something you weren't sure you could do. I'm much happier (and give better grades) when a student makes an effort on a project (even if it "doesn't work") than if they give "good work" that didn't challenge them.

The other day I heard Brian Eno say something that I'm going to use as my classroom motto this year: "I can't do this well, so let's see what interesting ways I can fail at it."
Xedrik 11 hours ago
Great attitude to have! :D
tamrow pro 10 hours ago
“Fail forward”
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ba

No!

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Marcel Marceau in mime's makeup, a black top hat and dark shirt steps into an ornate sitting room, seemingly against a strong wind.
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif from a fav movie of his in his honour
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Silent Movie!

Marcel Marceau was the only character with an actual audible line in the whole movie. Brilliant!
gormat

#Mel and Carl

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Photo by Robert Trachtenberg
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MackReed pro 6 hours ago
🖤🖤
LocalStain

I smell an Emmy.

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source- https://theonion.com/the-bear...
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Argie pro Yesterday
Perfect for another win in the category of ... checks notes... Best Comedy
cristin

technically true

At Freilassinger Bahnhof

Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57

Federal Police Freilassing/Press release

[a photo of a cargo train breaking a noise wall]
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At Freilassinger Bahnhof

Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57

Federal Police Freilassing/Press release

[a photo of a cargo train breaking a noise wall]
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ang pro 2 days ago
Oh Yeah!
roonie pro 2 days ago
Irony Horse.
csilverman

it's probably always been like this one way or another

An unsettling white figure with long, spindly legs stands in a dark gray field under a dark gray sky. It is looking over its shoulder at the viewer. One hand is up to its face. It's wearing a black gas mask: two large round, green lenses for eyes, and a respirator over its nose and mouth. Sticking out of its back in a black clock key. Hovering above its head is a white glowing halo. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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An unsettling white figure with long, spindly legs stands in a dark gray field under a dark gray sky. It is looking over its shoulder at the viewer. One hand is up to its face. It's wearing a black gas mask: two large round, green lenses for eyes, and a respirator over its nose and mouth. Sticking out of its back in a black clock key. Hovering above its head is a white glowing halo. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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snarkout

The Mel 100

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An animated gif of Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle in white tie and tails on stage from "Young Frankenstein". Boyle is hollering "SUPER DUPER!"
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour.

The first time I saw this scene I laughed until I choked.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Peter Boyle is so fucking funny in this
dapete Yesterday
Gene had to fight for this scene and I contend it is the funniest thing ever put to film. I mean, after all that, who brings rotting veggies to a black tie science demonstration?
mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
@dapete that's one of the little things that makes repeated watches fun
MackReed

europa/io

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Two planetoids flying in the same ecliptic plane are dwarfed by Jupiter’s Great Red Spot - a massive, swirling, eye-shaped, ochre storm above the huge planet’s horizontally-cloud-striped surface.
captured by Cassini: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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jpoulos pro 3 days ago
We live in the most extraordinary times, and we're wasting it.
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
"NEEEYOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Hi there !
Robotron_smith 3 days ago
@jpoulos - i think that pretty much puts a finger on the little extra bit of sadness i feel at the state of the world.
ang pro 2 days ago
Sic transit gloria lunae?
jhamill pro 2 days ago
Fantastic.
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dogwelder

WHEEEEE!

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Xedrik 21 hours ago
Rotations Per Mouse
dapete 6 hours ago
Remember to change your rodent every 3000 miles.

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