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Mike is a treasure
Ludicrous markets hypothesis seems like a more rational description.
Why make a little money now when you can make the promise of a lot more money later?
Is Treasure? Is Yerba Buena?
me_irl
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I usually skip sponsor reads, with two exceptions: I find the reads on Aging Wheels' channel funny, and brutalmoose does these amazing music videos that are just bizarre and catchy.
I am actively hostile towards advertising in my space. I have zero interest in the nonsense they are peddling to the dumbs. If you have to advertise it for it to sell, it is almost certainly not worth buying.
I've managed to build a fairly robust bubble to keep it out. It mostly involves watching YouTube premium all day, but I can go hours without being targeted.
Problem is it's made me hypersensitive, and when I do see an ad, I'm easily triggered.
Problem is it's made me hypersensitive, and when I do see an ad, I'm easily triggered.
Turkey
Two parter
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A possum playing a small toy piano which looks like it's singing in addition.
There's a painting of the possum at the source
https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe...
https://glitterkitten.co.uk/@babe...
🎵YOUU… YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND 🎵
BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND 🎵
@bezt OH BABY YOU
@bezt Perfection. And now it's stuck in my head.
. . .
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Or smiting the upsidedown bible salesman
She really needs to get on that.
@drurystephanie 🥇
HOLIDATE
Next year will be getting radiation treatment for brain cancer
Fijne MLTSHPdagen!
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Me and my daughter putting the top ornament on our Christmass tree: the tiny woollen hat she wore on her very first night!
New additions to our Memorytree* this year include:
- A rat plush toy, because we recently adopted former lab rats.
- A wristband from a festival that sails across the Wadden Sea and hosts performances on each island—and I got to perform too!
- An inflatable flamingo for all the messing about in the river at a campsite in the Ardennes.
Happy #mltshpmas everyone, this is my favourite place online.
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* Years ago, when my wife and I bought a Christmas tree second-hand, we had no ornaments at all.
I remember us standing in a garden centre, in front of this HUGE display of really tacky decorations.
And then we decided to decorate our tree with items that reflected meaningful moments of the past years, both large and small.
- A rat plush toy, because we recently adopted former lab rats.
- A wristband from a festival that sails across the Wadden Sea and hosts performances on each island—and I got to perform too!
- An inflatable flamingo for all the messing about in the river at a campsite in the Ardennes.
Happy #mltshpmas everyone, this is my favourite place online.
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* Years ago, when my wife and I bought a Christmas tree second-hand, we had no ornaments at all.
I remember us standing in a garden centre, in front of this HUGE display of really tacky decorations.
And then we decided to decorate our tree with items that reflected meaningful moments of the past years, both large and small.
Fijne kerst en Guten Rutsch. That sounds like a great tradition. I would love to see your perform again!!!!
🎉 Beautiful!
I love your hand-made decoration placer as well!
Merry Mltshpmas
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Sideways tree in a windowed nay
Black plastic tree this year, since we have pine allergies in the family and Gothmas is the way.
printable plans for the pentacle topper
https://www.printables.com/model...
printable plans for the pentacle topper
https://www.printables.com/model...
being dyslexic sometimes offers very fun things.
like I was looking and looking at your tree for the tentacle topper and just could not find it until I re-read and then re-re-read your post.
because, honestly, a tentacle topper on your family tree would not surprise me in the least.
like I was looking and looking at your tree for the tentacle topper and just could not find it until I re-read and then re-re-read your post.
because, honestly, a tentacle topper on your family tree would not surprise me in the least.
U NO THE ⏱️
Gemini thinks my grandpa is Burt Lancaster
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Mom says this photo of grandpa was on the cover of some magazine, so I tried to get Google to find it for me, and instead, it informed me that I am related to Burt Lancaster! The actual magazine turned out to be Rank 'n File magazine.
Burt's Lancater
My parents, 2003
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Photo of an elderly couple seen from the side. The Man on the left faces to the right, his wife on the right faces to the left, and they're looking towards each other. between their noses they are squeezing a lemon.
My dad and my mom in 2003. He was 83 at the time, and she was 79. The lemon is of unspecified age.
They both died a couple of years ago - my dad at 101, and my mom at 99 years old. We are going through old pictures and stumbled across this one. I couldn't not post it.
They both died a couple of years ago - my dad at 101, and my mom at 99 years old. We are going through old pictures and stumbled across this one. I couldn't not post it.
peering into ‘26
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All the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Jazz rats
Streisand Effect Intensifies
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Watch the pulled segment here: https://archive.org/details...
Fuuuuuck Bari Weiss. Thank you Internet Archive (and Global TV)
Fuuuuuck Bari Weiss. Thank you Internet Archive (and Global TV)
Reminder: all of the internet archive's media has torrent links, so even if they're forced to pull something down, torrents can keep making those files available.
gosh, are they going to start calling this the "weiss effect" ?
@cristin
No I’m afraid the Weiss effect is being saved for some as yet unknown horror we have yet to discover from her.
No I’m afraid the Weiss effect is being saved for some as yet unknown horror we have yet to discover from her.
sandwiche.cx
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A soft rubber-like toy sandwich in its packaging. The logo reading "Stretcheez" is stylized as stretched across the top of the package by a pair of hands in a way that resembles the hands in the hello.jpg image that was infamously located on the shock website at the domain goaste.cx.
Saved to the requisite SHK.
Meet Krypto
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I decided to get a kitten for myself just before Thanksgiving. He is from the KC Pet Project, which partners with the local Petco stores. He was there in the cat display all by himself, and I walked up to it and he ran to come meet me and I was instantly smitten and I took him home.
He's really brave. He runs to the door to meet people. Loud noises attract him. He causes trouble.
I was struggling to decide what to name him. I was watching the new Superman, and the kitten caused a huge mess at the same time that Superman was being told by the robots that Krypto had caused a big mess on the screen.
He's really brave. He runs to the door to meet people. Loud noises attract him. He causes trouble.
I was struggling to decide what to name him. I was watching the new Superman, and the kitten caused a huge mess at the same time that Superman was being told by the robots that Krypto had caused a big mess on the screen.
Hiya Krypto!
I give those blinds three weeks, tops. The clock won't see new year.
I give those blinds three weeks, tops. The clock won't see new year.
Beauty kitty!
Hello, Kitty!
guess the year
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Tag yourself, I'm the dcepdycan leder magotrn
I'm Jonathan.
I'm the uncle who bought the kid the motobike his parents totally didn't want him to get.
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“destiny” - jukeboxcomix
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a four-panel comic in a square frame: a person with long, flowing hair looks out an open window to see an owl flying toward them with an envelope. the owl deposits the message into their hands, and upon opening, the lone slip of paper reads “you’re an alcoholic :)”
via jukeboxcomix on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/jukeboxc...
i cackled.
three years, seven months since my last drink
direct post URL: https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/jukeboxc...
i cackled.
three years, seven months since my last drink
direct post URL: https://www.instagram.com/p...
nice!
Good for you.
17 years at Thanksgiving.
17 years at Thanksgiving.
I hit 14 years Nov. 11th. Best choice I ever made, it's too bad I waited so long, I had all the information I needed by 17 or 18, really.
I finally finished a project
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Screen shot of my golf game I created for e-ink devices.
(Self Promotion ahead...)
I'm very good at starting projects...then wasting WAY too much time fiddling with the project mid-way...and then just never finishing it. But I finished this one! Took over a year of putzing around on weekends when I probably should have been doing something else.
The end result are these golf-course games in PDF format.
In my past life I used to develop iPhone games and kind of missed doing the whole game design thing. When I got my SuperNote, I decided to see how far I could push what one can do with a PDF file and came up with this.
(Link for anyone interested: https://www.etsy.com/shop... )
I'm very good at starting projects...then wasting WAY too much time fiddling with the project mid-way...and then just never finishing it. But I finished this one! Took over a year of putzing around on weekends when I probably should have been doing something else.
The end result are these golf-course games in PDF format.
In my past life I used to develop iPhone games and kind of missed doing the whole game design thing. When I got my SuperNote, I decided to see how far I could push what one can do with a PDF file and came up with this.
(Link for anyone interested: https://www.etsy.com/shop... )
I neither know nor care about golf, and this looks excellent.
I love golf video games. This looks like a great use of the medium!
@MackReed I also know little about golf, though I did enjoy watching “Stick” on Apple TV+.
@homerj Congratulations on shipping!
In the 4th image of each item’s preview set in the store, the callout says “Every swing requires a bit of luck. You may have perfect swing, but also might have a hook or slice to seal with.” Did you mean “deal”?
@homerj Congratulations on shipping!
In the 4th image of each item’s preview set in the store, the callout says “Every swing requires a bit of luck. You may have perfect swing, but also might have a hook or slice to seal with.” Did you mean “deal”?
Happy mltshpmas!
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That’s pretty stinkin’ cool!!
oooh, sweet tree!!
@tweedlydo @m3moellering Thanks! We were so excited to discover that you can adjust all the branches / spokes. Then my cats made the same discovery.
ICE training
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Video loop of a child in a dress and a police helmet repeatedly punching an inflatable Santa, which keeps sagging towards the ground
If Santa didn't want to have to fit his crutches down chimneys, he shouldn't have put money he didn't have on the Knicks at 5 points.
ACAB
Merry Z-mas, MLTSHP
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A goofy looking knucklehead in pajamas stands precariously on top of a chair and takes a selfie with the camera looking down the top of a Christmas tree.
At the top of the tree are two ornaments of a hummingbird and a chickadee. The rest of the tree is foreshortened to the point of abstraction, but the artificial tree is illuminated with multicolored lights.
At the top of the tree are two ornaments of a hummingbird and a chickadee. The rest of the tree is foreshortened to the point of abstraction, but the artificial tree is illuminated with multicolored lights.
Figured I’d try a different axis for this one. Happy happy, you brilliant humans. The days grow longer from here!
celebrate good times
Zen comment
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r/birdwatching is a beautiful place
r/birdwatching
u/FabulousCommittee602 • 33m
saw one today.
saw bird. outside
Slight_Ad_3254 28m
Is there a photo?
FabulousCommittee602 OP • 24m
no. flew away
cbak9671 17m
happens
r/birdwatching
u/FabulousCommittee602 • 33m
saw one today.
saw bird. outside
Slight_Ad_3254 28m
Is there a photo?
FabulousCommittee602 OP • 24m
no. flew away
cbak9671 17m
happens
I excited to start the 21st century version of this now that i've bought my mother one of those automatic bird photo identifier feeders that will be something like...
Saw a cool bird yesterday.
Can I see the picture?
No.
Why, the birdfeeder takes pics automatically.
Wifi was down.
Yeah, but it keeps them in storage.
Sure.
Ok great talk, Mom.
Saw a cool bird yesterday.
Can I see the picture?
No.
Why, the birdfeeder takes pics automatically.
Wifi was down.
Yeah, but it keeps them in storage.
Sure.
Ok great talk, Mom.
Fallstreak hole
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Photograph of a tall brutalist office building backlit by a cloudy sky. The sky is a bright, deep blue obscured by a thin but dense layer of cottony clouds. At the center, seeming to spout out of the top of the building, are streaky plumes of grey and white clouds.
Bloody insurance companies.
are you the keymaster?