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mkerbaj

It Me.

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8 hours ago
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heyitsal

Happy Hanukkah

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We do family projects on most nights of the holiday. Tonight was paint by numbers.
4 hours ago
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wombatman70 2 hours ago
Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
dapete

Rudolph's revenge

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They used to "laugh and call him names."
Now they're all dead.
11 hours ago
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MackReed

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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
14 hours ago
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dapete 11 hours ago
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
3rdparty pro 9 hours ago
@dapete huh?
robotmachine pro 6 hours ago
God told Dapete the true gospel!
LocalStain

mfw

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#repost
7 hours ago
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artwells

What I saw

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Layers of stickers and paint, mostly yellows black and white
5 hours ago
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poorusher an hour ago
Mimmo Rotella
LocalStain

🧠

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6 hours ago
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artwells

into the holidays like

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the Grinch dressed as santa sliding around christmas decorations like a snake
9 hours ago
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jhamill

Urban Geometry

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source: https://photosworthseeing.tumblr.com/post...
9 hours ago
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crazyunclejoe

MERRY GOTHMAS, EVERYONE

A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
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A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
Merry Gothmas is a holiday pop-up at the. Entourage County Fairgrounds. If you needed bones, teeth, and taxidermy for someone on your Christmas list, this was the place to be.
10 hours ago
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m3moellering 9 hours ago
Perfection!
Sailormom pro 6 hours ago
I love your shirt!
crazyunclejoe pro 4 hours ago
Thank You @Sailormom! It was such a weird fortuitous find! Totally a social media ad that I impulse bought and which I immediately assumed was a scam. I’ve gotten more compliments on it than pretty much any item of clothing I own. I am extremely happy with it!
drurystephanie

that's the Christmas card sorted

We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
13 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
“finally, a heist film for the rest of us”
jpoulos pro 12 hours ago
You're a mean one, mister twink
spingo pro 12 hours ago
@jpoulos ***
BennyTheIcepick pro 10 hours ago
@jpoulos
You reeaallly are a Bear
With your leather cap and vinyl
Underweeeaaaarrr
cristin pro 9 hours ago
@jpoulos +++
m3moellering 9 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @jpoulos ++++
spingo pro 8 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick yesss
bubbalumpkis pro 5 hours ago
His ***** grew three sizes that day
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crazyunclejoe

WE NOTICED YOUR HORROR VIBES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

Frowning people at a horror themed coffee shop
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Frowning people at a horror themed coffee shop
On our way to the Merry Gothmas event, we stopped off at Horror Vibes Coffee for a Secret Autopsy
11 hours ago
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dogwelder

ICE training

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/
7 hours ago
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samh

Merry MLTSHPmas 2025

A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head.  A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.

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Argie pro Yesterday
as is tradition
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Right back at ya!
samh pro Yesterday
--}}>>~
foist pro Yesterday
Rest, ye merry gentleman.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Merry merry!
BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
And so it begins
m3moellering 17 hours ago
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
grantbarrett pro 5 hours ago
Do I hear the Wookiees cry their joy?
samh pro 3 hours ago
I rarely do impressions, @grantbarrett, but one I'm pretty good at happens to be Chewbacca.
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jhamill

Faster

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source: https://theycantalk.com/post...
12 hours ago
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artwells

which album is it for you?

illustration of woman putting a record on with the thought bubble "I must put on a record to cheer myself up"
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illustration of woman putting a record on with the thought bubble "I must put on a record to cheer myself up"
10 hours ago
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roonie pro 10 hours ago
Loveless - mbv
B6FA798A3449 pro 10 hours ago
frou frou foxes in midsummer fires always works
wjcstp pro 9 hours ago
Kind of Blue
robotmachine pro 6 hours ago
Freetown Sound by Blood Orange
joshuac pro 3 hours ago
Spirt of Eden by Talk Talk
poorusher an hour ago
@roonie perfect but also LOL me as I read it as "I MUST PUT OUT A RECORD" so of course Loveless.
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LocalStain

Yes..?

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11 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
Well, the song DOES say "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" so I'd hazard a guess that it's his family name. Does make one wonder what his first name is.
Also, I am reminded of that bit in the Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon where the murder is interviewed:
Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy.
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Porky Watkins: Occupation?
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
joffaboy

Stare Down by Aaryan Dakhal

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An emu stares intently
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https://www.birdlifephotoaward...
6 hours ago
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jordanbrock pro 5 hours ago
Emus are incredibly stupid but cool birds.
LocalStain

ACAB

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O_C pro Yesterday
this really happened/betty-white.gif
ArtVandelay 22 hours ago
Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
rogrtheshrubber pro 8 hours ago
@ArtVandelay grammar state be florida lol
jennifer13

Mesolithic female shaman of Bad Dürrenberg, 7000-6500 bce

a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
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a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
source: https://gathervictoria.com/2017...

with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
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wombatman70 15 hours ago
I like that at first glance I thought it was armor made from a positively massive isopod. 😂
lamnatos 14 hours ago
I'd be *so* into an Eggers movie based on this image alone
thelonius 11 hours ago
She seems nice.
1f2frfbf pro 10 hours ago
Imagine the spell...
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nikkuneko

walk-ins welcome

empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.

via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
what an amazing shot

you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
joffaboy

Same.

A removed floppy drive with sticker that says "works, but makes sad noises"
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A removed floppy drive with sticker that says "works, but makes sad noises"
https://www.tumblr.com/theoddsi...
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O_C

Braintree

science fiction illustration of a tree that looks like a brain with a trunk that looks like a spinal column. the tree is being approached by two people on horseback, one of whom appears to be in knight's armor
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science fiction illustration of a tree that looks like a brain with a trunk that looks like a spinal column. the tree is being approached by two people on horseback, one of whom appears to be in knight's armor
source: https://www.tumblr.com/70sscifi...
11 hours ago
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waa pro 10 hours ago
This looks like Bruce Pennington.
joffaboy pro 7 hours ago
@waa Yes, it is, from an SF paperback I (used to?) have
joffaboy

A public or school library's mission...

A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
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A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
2 days ago
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Argie pro 2 days ago
+++
Xedrik 2 days ago
Librarians are superheroes. <3
spingo pro 2 days ago
<3
jessamyn pro Yesterday
This image always weirds me out. like 1. Yes libraries absolutely do this in a variety of ways and it is wonderful 2. This image has a weird vibe just because of how weirdly wiggly it is. Like... why is it like that?
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semillama

Great-Uncle Johnny = my son

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Was going through old family photos last month for a Veterans Day event at my son's school and came across this one of my great-uncle Johnny Hurt. My son is the spitting image of this man.

source: https://www.facebook.com/andy...
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wombatman70

I have no idea what Chanukah is…

A three-panel image, the top left is the outside of a box of four donuts with a label that says “East Park Donuts & Coffee.” The top right is a close-up shot of the red-jam-oozing opening where the powdered-sugar-covered donut was filled, and the bottom image is a donut cut in half, with the jam pouring out of the interior.
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A three-panel image, the top left is the outside of a box of four donuts with a label that says “East Park Donuts & Coffee.” The top right is a close-up shot of the red-jam-oozing opening where the powdered-sugar-covered donut was filled, and the bottom image is a donut cut in half, with the jam pouring out of the interior.
(Title in reference to Smokey Robinson’s endearing Cameo: https://youtube.com/shorts... )

Long live East Park Donuts!
I get their extraordinary sufganyot when they make them for Hanukkah every year and they never disappoint. So so so delicious. Perfectly-fried powdered-sugar-coated crispy exterior, fluffy interior, and from-scratch raspberry filling. ❤️🕎🎉🍩
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tweedlydo pro 14 hours ago
cha nook uh!
wombatman70 14 hours ago
@tweedlydo ‘Cause they said so!
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
I bought Kolaczkis at the bakery nearby. That was last weekend. Very tasty.
wombatman70 2 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Mmm! I do like a good kołaczik!
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O_C

dead can dance

illustration art of death (in top hat and tails) dancing with/cradling a young woman
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illustration art of death (in top hat and tails) dancing with/cradling a young woman
source: https://www.tumblr.com/charnel-...

Alfred Kubin (1877–1959), “Das Ballgespenst” (Ghost at the Ball)

from Ein Totentanz, 1918
10 hours ago
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MackReed

java jive

hand holding white coffee mug that has been photoshopped to look like it was silkscreeened with the image of a Spacing Guild navigator from DavidLynch’s 1984 movie “Dune” (floating creature with a face like a brain mashed up with a vulva, two eyes, and two spindly arms and two tiny hind legs hanging off its insectoid abdomen) and the words, 
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
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hand holding white coffee mug that has been photoshopped to look like it was silkscreeened with the image of a Spacing Guild navigator from DavidLynch’s 1984 movie “Dune” (floating creature with a face like a brain mashed up with a vulva, two eyes, and two spindly arms and two tiny hind legs hanging off its insectoid abdomen) and the words,
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
2 days ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Perfect for spiced coffee
m3moellering Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick +++
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
shutup-and-take-my-money.gif
O_C

"Carrie Fisher described a meeting with a cinephile to Daisy Ridley"

Screen grabs of actresses (well they are or in Fisher's case were both actress-producer-writers today, but Ridley wasn't multi-hyphenate at the time of this interview I think) Carrie Fisher and Daisy Ridley on the Graham Norton show. Fisher is telling an anecdote about meeting a young fan. "I went into a store one day and this boy said 'Are you Princess Leia?' 'Yes.' 'He said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.' And I said, 'Every day?' And he said, 'Well, four times a day'!" There is a panel of Graham Norton reacting with disgust, then a panel of Fisher and a patiently listening Ridley. Fisher says: "So you have that to look forward to." Close up of Daisy Ridley's face making a deep frown.
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Screen grabs of actresses (well they are or in Fisher's case were both actress-producer-writers today, but Ridley wasn't multi-hyphenate at the time of this interview I think) Carrie Fisher and Daisy Ridley on the Graham Norton show. Fisher is telling an anecdote about meeting a young fan. "I went into a store one day and this boy said 'Are you Princess Leia?' 'Yes.' 'He said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.' And I said, 'Every day?' And he said, 'Well, four times a day'!" There is a panel of Graham Norton reacting with disgust, then a panel of Fisher and a patiently listening Ridley. Fisher says: "So you have that to look forward to." Close up of Daisy Ridley's face making a deep frown.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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dapete Yesterday
Gawd I miss her.
m3moellering Yesterday
@dapete /same
cristin pro 9 hours ago
I think you misspelled "pervert" in your title as "cinephile"
O_C pro 9 hours ago
@cristin fair point, title is from the source, which is a shitpost subreddit. doesn't excuse the title but I put it in quotes.
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macmanx

99-Year-Old (now 100) Dick Van Dyke Reacts to His Life in Photos: 'Mary Poppins,’ 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'

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"Now 100, Dick reflects on love, family and staying young at heart: “I feel really good — for 100, you know.” From meeting his wife Arlene backstage at the SAG Awards to bringing his grandkids and great-grandkids to a Coldplay music video, he looks back on a career full of laughter, gratitude and joy. Dick believes the secret to aging is avoiding anger and hate — and always finding a reason to dance."
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