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neenaw neenaw new shirt alert
Four years in March
If I fits, I sits
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Pelican on a street light
Newcastle, NSW
Pixel 8
Pixel 8
mcmjolnir
It's a pelican not a pelican't
Paint the Moon
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A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!"
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
every single full-moon photo i've ever taken
Need a good telephoto brush
'tis the season
whoa, TIL that voyager 1 is almost 1 light-day away from earth
Learn the News
The dumb flavors of Dum Dum
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On Halloween, I hung out with @jlobster on my driveway giving out candy to what were mostly spidermen whilst sampling the many flavors of dum dum lollipops. They really don't taste like food of any sort. My younger daughter wanted to try it last night, so we had a contest. Blindfolded - we had to guess what flavors we were licking and how good they were. My older daughter was both judge and water bearer and gave out points and results at the end. I lost 6-9 out of ~15 flavors. One of my points was for eschewing the 1-10 flavor rating system and giving my mystery pop a negative three.
Here's a post from two years ago when @jlobster and I tried the rainbow of tootsie-pops and Smarties. All disgusting: https://mltshp.com/p/1QHZT
And here's a post of my dog, Lollipop who was incredibly confused as we said the word "lollipop" like 100x during the contest: https://mltshp.com/p/1RCAL
Here's a post from two years ago when @jlobster and I tried the rainbow of tootsie-pops and Smarties. All disgusting: https://mltshp.com/p/1QHZT
And here's a post of my dog, Lollipop who was incredibly confused as we said the word "lollipop" like 100x during the contest: https://mltshp.com/p/1RCAL
My favorite fact about Dum Dums is that the mystery flavors are literally just them changing to a new flavor, and labeling the crossover output as Mystery Pop while the old and new flavors are mixing in the machinery.
@wjcstp "this flavor is called "extruder cleaning routine 01""
i do kind of love the insane drift of "fruit flavors" in dumdums, tootsie rolls, and other "fruit" flavored candies, into something totally abstract and alien.
i always end up sampling a few things while i hand out candy because few people seem to trick our treat in my neighborhood (but i'm stubborn and won't quit). sadly this year the only fruit-adjacent things i had to taste were sour patch kids, which tasted like puckering during a diabetic coma.
i always end up sampling a few things while i hand out candy because few people seem to trick our treat in my neighborhood (but i'm stubborn and won't quit). sadly this year the only fruit-adjacent things i had to taste were sour patch kids, which tasted like puckering during a diabetic coma.
complete with Angine de Poitrine sticker
"every conservative in america right now"
all of my allowance was spent feeding these to trees
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Super Ace balsa wood gliders
These and the rubber band powered version
one of the best birthday parties I ever had was when my mom and I bought maybe twenty of these and everyone at my party got one; we spent the afternoon flying them in our yard, it was bliss
I buy these in bulk to give out at Halloween. I feed the trees.
Current events
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The Cast of The Poseidon Adventure
When universes collide
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Dinosaur Comics, in which T-Rex tells Dromiceiomimus and Utahraptor about SHERLOCK BATMAN, from the amalgam universe where Sherlock and Batman were one guy, only he peters out when he has to decide who helps Sherlock Batman fight Jokerarty and comes up with The Undertaker ("From 90s wrestling?"). The final panel has a banner, "The dangers of writing stories live."
source: https://www.qwantz.com/index...
And there actually was a Batman as Sherlock Holmes graphic novel called Gotham by Gaslight.
That last panel is a gem.
Batman also met Sherlock Holmes at least once.
what time is it?
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the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
Moebius
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people standing on a balcony watching a glowing disc fly through the sky.
Happy Monday!!
Big NYT feature on our guy dropped this week: https://www.nytimes.com/interact...
They knew what they’re about - Part Deux
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I had to look and see if it was trousers or shoes.
All I see is something...not trousers or shoes
Sending to many friends...
Whoa...that broke my eyes for a good 2 minutes.
Pass
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Thats a David Arquette and Sonny Bono couples costume
Insert Akroyd and Belushi.
Liartown?
Autumn Mist
feel free
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perfect
if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner
Portrait of a Man in a Black Cap
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Definitely, Adam Driver
Yes Adam Driver, and though driving, I can't figure out how he ever arrived anywhere.
Can confirm, that is a black cap.
C&C...
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Meowsic Factory.
They were very happy to see me and much happier that I opened the window so they could watch the leaves blow about.
Here til Thurs then three shifts and done for the season.
I am ready to be home all the time.
They were very happy to see me and much happier that I opened the window so they could watch the leaves blow about.
Here til Thurs then three shifts and done for the season.
I am ready to be home all the time.
Gonna make you pet,
Pe-eeeett
Pe-eeeett
Off the stove at Chez Wells
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Jar of orange substance
Haw berries from the tree out front, boiled, strained, reduced.
totes thought it was a urine sample.
How do you use this elixer?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I add a few tablespoons to a mug of hot water. It has a tart flavor that I find appropriate for the season
Out of the Dehydrator at Chez Wells
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Plate of dried meat
Two pounds of chicken gizzards dried for the dog.
Lucky dog!
after i make chicken stock in the instant pot i run the debris though again a couple of times with minimum water. the bones turn to mush and my dog loves me.
don't kinkshame me, Bones
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Star Trek's Kirk chest-high in tribbles
tribblemaxxing
