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joffaboy

Culturally apt

Pantone colour swatch, black. Named 'Epstein files'
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Pantone colour swatch, black. Named 'Epstein files'
https://www.threads.com/@scotthu...?
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tweedlydo

merry ymas, loves

picture of a christmas tree, sideways
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picture of a christmas tree, sideways
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m3moellering 8 hours ago
And a Happy New Year!
m3moellering 8 hours ago
p.s. I’m kinda afraid of z-mas……
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@m3moellering Y, man?
csilverman

that thing

A desolate yellow wasteland, under a desolate yellow sky. A white sun sits in the top left of the sky. Looming up from the ground is a haphazard structure that resembles a fireplace and chimney after the rest of the house has burned down around it. However, the structure is constructed in a diagonal manner that normal chimneys don't have. A crumbling column of brick lit a dull green by the sun, the structure has a few small rods and pipes sticking off of it. At the top of it, someone has spray-painted an eye and grinning mouth, which, combined with its overall shape, makes it look almost like a dinosaur. More graffiti covers the base. Where the fireplace would be is a small door. Hanging over the door is a small sign that simply says "Goal", the way the end-of-level indicators in Super Mario Land used to do. Sitting on the sign gantry is a black bird. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A desolate yellow wasteland, under a desolate yellow sky. A white sun sits in the top left of the sky. Looming up from the ground is a haphazard structure that resembles a fireplace and chimney after the rest of the house has burned down around it. However, the structure is constructed in a diagonal manner that normal chimneys don't have. A crumbling column of brick lit a dull green by the sun, the structure has a few small rods and pipes sticking off of it. At the top of it, someone has spray-painted an eye and grinning mouth, which, combined with its overall shape, makes it look almost like a dinosaur. More graffiti covers the base. Where the fireplace would be is a small door. Hanging over the door is a small sign that simply says "Goal", the way the end-of-level indicators in Super Mario Land used to do. Sitting on the sign gantry is a black bird. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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waa

Girl buried with a crown of ceramic flowers, 300-400 B.C

Photograph of a skull of a young girl. It's stored in a glass cage. It looks very weathered and brownish. Around the  head is a wreath of pink and yellow painted ceramic flowers.
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Photograph of a skull of a young girl. It's stored in a glass cage. It looks very weathered and brownish. Around the head is a wreath of pink and yellow painted ceramic flowers.
Girl buried with a crown of ceramic flowers. c. 300-400 B.C. Museum of Patras, Greece.

The skull bears a wreath of fruits and myrtle flowers. The flowers are earthen, some gilded and others in a variety of colours.
#archaeology #greece #skull
12 hours ago
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joost 12 hours ago
Oww.
There's so much here. The contrast between the earthy decayed skull and the amazingly fresh pink flower crown after millennia.
Looking at the teeth it's as if she's still growing into her adult teeth. Which gives an idea of her very young age when she died.
The lovingly made delicate flower petals. Carefully enameled and placed on her head by people who obviously cared a lot.
Very moving
gwint pro 11 hours ago
Extraordinary.
MackReed pro 10 hours ago
o_O
Argie

Bondi

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Lifesavers lined along the waters edge at Bondi beach today, in memory of those killed. The lifesavers were the first responders running into the panicked crowds to render first aid to the injured and dying. Legends wherever they are, legendary on that day.
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bezt pro 16 hours ago
Context for our international audience- surf lifesaving clubs are pretty much entirely volunteer organizations dedicated to saving lives at the beach. Bondi is the oldest club in Australia, and also the headquarters of the national org.
Argie pro 16 hours ago
@bezt ++
artwells

so never use that word again, dog

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wonder woman saying "women are the wave of the future," into a phone
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backseatpilot

Fenway Park

A row of joined folding wooden chairs.  On the floor between two seats are two pairs of empty beer cans.
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A row of joined folding wooden chairs. On the floor between two seats are two pairs of empty beer cans.
Alternate title - The Duality of Man

This is one of the first prints from the new basement darkroom. I had previously printed this at a smaller 5x7 in my parents' bathroom when I went down there in August and used that as a reference for the final 8x10 fiber print. This was taken in February during the Wasabi Bowl - a friend got a couple of tickets from work and invited me for an outdoor drinking outing - and I finally got around to printing it.

This was taken on a Canonet QL17III on Ilford HP5, and overall I really like the optics on this little camera. I wouldn't call the lens especially sharp, but it produces nicely contrasty negatives without the need for filters. Plus, it's small enough to fit in my pocket so it's the film camera I'll carry with me nine times out of ten.
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wjcstp pro 5 hours ago
I have that same Canonet, great little cameras
rangefinder pro 4 hours ago
Nice! I've got the same camera as well and had posted a photo of it a while ago: https://mltshp.com/p/1HMX6
0y3ahSansAcut3

School Buses MV

School buses at Monument Valley, ground fog at daybreak.
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School buses at Monument Valley, ground fog at daybreak.
School buses at Monument Valley, ground fog at daybreak. #photography #DayleRecord
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MackReed pro 14 hours ago
o_O
MackReed

atmospheric river

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stormy seascape has surf surging from right to left rendered in pixelated black and green, illuminated by a sun obscured by fog rendered in green ekg-like lines
it’s been raining here off and on, daily and mostly on, for like 3 weeks.

Thanks, Mother Earth!

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
10 hours ago
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shitleopard 3 hours ago
SOMEDAY A REAL RAIN WILL COME AND WASH ALL THIS SCUM OFF THE STREETS
machaus

Nixon's Last White House Meal

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I don't think I posted this here yet. It's a sculpture I made that recreates that famous photo of the last breakfast Nixon had before his final helicopter ride leaving the White Hoise. Everything in the photo other than the drinking glass is made of wood. The milk in the glass is wood. The napkin is wood. Wood wood wood
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LocalStain pro Yesterday
Would...?
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
This is great.
JonGerlach pro 18 hours ago
But what’s inside the wood?
krebby 17 hours ago
The dish is now a tape reel? Nice! Had to look up the photo you're referencing.
shitleopard 17 hours ago
WOODWARD (AND BERNSTEIN) WOOD BE PROUD.
poorusher 17 hours ago
I always think this is from a Stephen Shore photograph, so now I have to check.
ba pro 15 hours ago
He ate a monkey brain in a pineapple ring?!?!
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O_C

fuckin sick of your shit bro

Three-panel comic illustration art by Moebius of an ornery wild dog posted on the path to an adobe structure. In the top panel, the dog is sitting, his ears up, seemingly recently disturbed by the observer. The middle panel is a closeup of the dog's face. The dog is squinting and sneering. The short hairs of the dog's face appear like the stubble of a drunk. The bottom panel shows the dog on the move. Doesn't appear to be particularly happy about that, either.
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Three-panel comic illustration art by Moebius of an ornery wild dog posted on the path to an adobe structure. In the top panel, the dog is sitting, his ears up, seemingly recently disturbed by the observer. The middle panel is a closeup of the dog's face. The dog is squinting and sneering. The short hairs of the dog's face appear like the stubble of a drunk. The bottom panel shows the dog on the move. Doesn't appear to be particularly happy about that, either.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/sandmand...
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Davezilla

Yogi Bacchus

Yogi Bear as the god Bacchus, drunk.
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Yogi Bear as the god Bacchus, drunk.
Part of a series I did years ago of classic cartoons as gods.
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m3moellering 8 hours ago
This is my favorite so far!
artwells

PSA

Sticker saying "when in doubt weird them out"
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Sticker saying "when in doubt weird them out"
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waa

Nominative Determinism

Screenshot of a LinkedIn profile. Underneath the picture of a woman is the name and job: Zoe Hamburger, Managing Director, McDonald's Netherlands.
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Screenshot of a LinkedIn profile. Underneath the picture of a woman is the name and job: Zoe Hamburger, Managing Director, McDonald's Netherlands.
And it's not shopped.
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m3moellering 16 hours ago
I wonder who her Dutch counterpart is? Stella Fries?🍟
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
Will she name her firstborn Patty?
minimumsafedistance 15 hours ago
...I barely Zoe ham-KNOW-her!!!!
pk pro 3 hours ago
@m3moellering whoever it is, I'm sure they can cut the mustard
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bocaj

State of the Nation

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joffaboy pro 7 hours ago
See also https://mltshp.com/p/1RGP8
foist

Our evening with Krampus

Two middle aged white goths sitting on either side of a person dressed in a Krampus costume with a cathedral background.
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Two middle aged white goths sitting on either side of a person dressed in a Krampus costume with a cathedral background.
Remember the reason for the season.
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jive_t pro Yesterday
Great Conan shirt!
jer pro Yesterday
I adore you two
travis pro 14 hours ago
🤘🏻
LocalStain

🥴🫨🥊 😘

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Alternate title;

Ring My Bell
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artwells pro 9 hours ago
This will be used with so many captions, like
[top image] ME
[bottom image] THE MEATLOAF LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE
1f2frfbf pro 8 hours ago
Arrested Development 🤝 Jake Paul
I've made a horrible mistake.
roonie pro 7 hours ago
@artwells ++++
machaus

Sorry mltshp

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I haven't been here in a long time. I got you a big ass ham
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Mmmm… ass ham
tonyb pro 23 hours ago
I'll have to use my HAMagination
m3moellering 16 hours ago
If I knew you were coming I’d have baked a cake….
poorusher 14 hours ago
Big-Ass Ham
or
Big Ass-Ham
samh pro 12 hours ago
Yes I do like big ass ham
Sam I am
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3rdparty

🚑🔥🚑

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https://theonion.com/trump-st...

The Onion rarely (never?) misses
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LocalStain

A little over a year ago...

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#perutaketwo
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LocalStain

??

CDN media
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CDN media
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MackReed pro 10 hours ago
I guess the MAGA sack dance is a thing, but I don’t recall Dr. Kubler-Ross covering that.
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
It's the gender reveal party of memorial ceremonies.
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Merry widow.
urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
To be fair, Charlie was probably an absolutely terrible husband that no wife would morn.

However, that does not mean she isn't a bad person, just that her not morning him isn't in and of itself proof she is.
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
@urlnotfound Probably more to the point: When the family business is fascist rallies, this is what you do when you're the new head of the family business.
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Argie

I Have To Go... my gaz 16 experimental soviet all terrain vehicle is here

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Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
All-terrain (as long as it's very flat)
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
@Mr_Encyclopedia fucken speedbumps dude
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Sergei Skywalker
samh pro Yesterday
Some terrain vehicle.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Heading into Sochi Station for some power converters.
ba pro 15 hours ago
Comments +++++!
hassebasse 8 hours ago
@samh +1 for inventing the STV
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O_C

‘The Big Troll in Breifonna’ by Theodor Kittelsen.

illustration art of warriors fighting (and largely falling to) a gigantic troll in a snowy mountain pass
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illustration art of warriors fighting (and largely falling to) a gigantic troll in a snowy mountain pass
source: https://enchantedbook.tumblr.com/post...
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hassebasse 8 hours ago
Kittelsen is national treasure.
videomash

flat mac

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A 3D printed flat Mac by JCS (Joshua Stein, maker of Wikipedia and Subtext BBS for System 6 and the BlueSCSI WiFi DA).
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scruss pro Yesterday
ooh, with the fancy wifi scsi card ...
shaniber pro Yesterday
Nifty!
m3moellering

Guerrila Art is Alive and Well in Rochester, NY

A vinyl sign is strung between two light poles. It reads 
WELCOME TO POTTERSVILLE 
“It’s a Wonderful Life”
Rick, Fred Sr. And Fred Jr. Rainaldi
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A vinyl sign is strung between two light poles. It reads
WELCOME TO POTTERSVILLE
“It’s a Wonderful Life”
Rick, Fred Sr. And Fred Jr. Rainaldi
So, story time. There is an area of the City of Rochester where there are tons of bars and restaurants. Many of them cater to local bar flys, college kids, and suburbanites looking for the “thrill” of the big city. The building behind this was a fucking RITE-AID (may they forever burn in Hell) and then a Walgreens. Before that, it was a lovely, early 20th Century shop below apartments above sort of building that was prevalent at the time. IT was torn down to make the RITE-AID. And adjacent to this building (and behind the photo) is an early 20th Century theatre. A gorgeous space that fell to the exigies of the times and became a porn cinema.
The men listed on the poster are the type of person that will paint a building (the theatre which is behind this now vacant building) a violent shade a green because the Landmark Society blocked them from demolishing it and building yet another poorly crafted building.
I love that the hangers of the vinyl poster made sure not to attach it to the building because the Rainaldis are notoriously litigious along with being the very definition of greedy, venomous, slum-lord developers.
This very act gives me hope when I had lost it this past week. The many shootings, the anniversary of Sandy Hook, everything evil that is the current administration, and the death of Rob Reiner all “dominoed” me into a sinkhole. This act of defiance against the machine lifted me.
/rant off
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samh pro Yesterday
I truly enjoy when MLTSHPers share tidbits from place afar that I know little about.
tclancy Yesterday
Is there still a Nick Tahou's around? It's been 30 years and I still miss that stupid garbage plate.
MackReed pro Yesterday
I appreciate, echo, and +9 all the themes in your healthy and cleansing rant.
m3moellering Yesterday
@tclancy The original is still there and as awful as ever. It's been a while since I had one. Although, coincidentally, I had a Garbage Plate burger at a lovely little neighborhood joint called Dicky's.
@samh Ta vm
@MackReed It's my pleasure and Up the Resistance!
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crazyunclejoe

THE INFLUENCERS WERE RIGHT

The viral mango ice cream treat held in an open hand
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The viral mango ice cream treat held in an open hand
Propitious Mango is full of happiness, and now I am too.
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joffaboy pro 7 hours ago
We just bought our festive season market box of HUGE honeydew mangoes, and they are magnificent!
LocalStain

 

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notyou

Merry Sidewaysmas, Drafty Old Mltshp!

A Christmas tree mounted sideways along a wall beneath a window, decorated with multicolored lights and red, silver, and glass ornaments. The tree appears anchored at one end, with branches extending horizontally across the wall, and a red fabric cover or tree stand visible at the base. Natural daylight comes through the window above, contrasting with the warm glow of the lights.
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A Christmas tree mounted sideways along a wall beneath a window, decorated with multicolored lights and red, silver, and glass ornaments. The tree appears anchored at one end, with branches extending horizontally across the wall, and a red fabric cover or tree stand visible at the base. Natural daylight comes through the window above, contrasting with the warm glow of the lights.
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notyou pro Yesterday
Haha. ChatGPT doesn’t understand Sidewaysmas (except from alt text): “A Christmas tree mounted sideways along a wall beneath a window, decorated with multicolored lights and red, silver, and glass ornaments.”
macmanx pro Yesterday
@notyou Wall mounted under your ceiling window.
poorusher

I am pleased with your work thus far

Old photo of a baby which has a very large head and looks slightly alien (in my eyes)
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Old photo of a baby which has a very large head and looks slightly alien (in my eyes)
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Care for some Tranya?
m3moellering Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado ++++
ba pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado I hope you relish it as much as I.
trey pro Yesterday
Guild Navigator
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Winston Churchill, already hard at work in infancy.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Rudy Giuliani, the early years.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I loved this Star Trek episode!
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Check out the big brain on Brett!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Uatu know better than to make fun of this baby.
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snarkout

Come on in! I made brownies!

Dimly lit photograph of a decaying house with unpainted wood slats, some literally falling off the exterior wall. There is some scrubby grass and, in the background, another structure in similarly poor condition. An open window is at the center of the frame, with a polar bear (its paws on the sill) sticking its head through to see what's happening outside.
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Dimly lit photograph of a decaying house with unpainted wood slats, some literally falling off the exterior wall. There is some scrubby grass and, in the background, another structure in similarly poor condition. An open window is at the center of the frame, with a polar bear (its paws on the sill) sticking its head through to see what's happening outside.
source: https://www.reuters.com

"Polar bears take over the abandoned Soviet-era research station on Kolyuchin Island in the Chukchi Sea, in Russia's far northeast, September 14. Instagram @makhorov."

Photo from drone footage by Vadim Makhorov; more photos and video at the link.
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pk pro 23 hours ago
These photos never get old

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