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robritz

My dune

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Early morning shot of the Mar Bella skatepark in Barcelona.

Sony A7iii, 300mm vintage nikon lens, 1/320, 800 iso.
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robritz

Today's sea exploration

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This morning I visited what our class calls "the blocks" which is the breakwater at Mar Bella beach (Barcelona). This area is stacked with these giant cement blocks. This was a few minutes after sunrise. Probably may favorite image of this series of explorations so far.

Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
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heyitsal

Captain Cheezaroo

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Source: https://mltshp.com/p/1RMKC
Join: https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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artwells pro 12 hours ago
I had to sit down when I saw this one
dreyfusslugado 12 hours ago
Cheeseball: The Meme That Keeps On Giving
foist pro 11 hours ago
Ping pong balls?
BennyTheIcepick pro 11 hours ago
Oh to be a fly on the wall at that one 👀
spoetz 10 hours ago
Two of my fave singer-songwriters: Cher and Kee$han
cristin pro 10 hours ago
Noooo!
otaman pro 10 hours ago
Finally, the Christmas Special!
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artwells

Selling coffee at a Valentine's burlesque show

Me and a made up person excited about coffee
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Me and a made up person excited about coffee
Me and my older child, Flora, in their masc drag persona, Dragon Thistle, after performing a routine to Venus in Furs and tearing the roof off the place. We're selling coffee for an international rights group.

So proud of them.
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billturner pro Yesterday
How awesome!
MackReed pro Yesterday
this. this is good parenting.
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Flora! Dragon Thistle! 👏👏👏
joshmillard pro Yesterday
Now That's What I Call Striving
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
I am for this
dapete Yesterday
Wish I was there
Argie pro Yesterday
Flora of the House Dragon Thistle
greenskpr pro Yesterday
good dad
m3moellering Yesterday
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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LocalStain

St. Joseph’s Oratory, detail.

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Andrea and I are in Montreal for the weekend. Lovely spot up on the hill.
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joshmillard pro 13 hours ago
hell yeah
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 11 minutes ago
Somebody get this guy a straightedge
poorusher

White Shiraz

A middle aged man in big spectacles and a black and white oversized jumper, holding a glass of white wine. To the back left is a mirror, and back right an old poster of Mao Tse-Tung.
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A middle aged man in big spectacles and a black and white oversized jumper, holding a glass of white wine. To the back left is a mirror, and back right an old poster of Mao Tse-Tung.
A friend of mine was messaging me yesterday, having been in Berlin for a couple of weeks he told me "I'm flying home to darkest Peru today".

"What time is your flight?" I asked.

"I'm on the plane now, Air France and on my seventh glass of Chablis".

I don't know anyone that buys airline WiFi so I told him to send me a photo and this was my response.

Just before I made jambalaya. Plus on Thursday I got offered a new contract.

Salud.
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Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao . . .
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
Contractulations!
joost 20 hours ago
@poorusher Happy that you have a new contract. Gefeliciteerd
urlnotfound pro 18 hours ago
American Airlines started giving away Wi-Fi on domestic flights recently. You just sign in and a couple of advertisements play and you get to do internet stuff. Nord vpn even works, so if you wanted to keep them from snooping on your browsing, you can.
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joffaboy

Thinking about it

B&W photo of a desert signs and white building. Large sign says 'NOTHING"
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B&W photo of a desert signs and white building. Large sign says 'NOTHING"
https://www.tumblr.com/mstgsmy6...
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dreyfusslugado 23 hours ago
Nothing to see here.
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
At last, a picture of what’s wrong with me.
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
Could be a great mantra, especially useful as an auto erase tool, while not listening..
mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
_______ from _______ leaves _______
rogrtheshrubber pro 54 seconds ago
I've been there more than once.
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joffaboy

Truth in advertising

Burnt out shopfront with signage THE ULTIMATE LASER ADVENTURE
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Burnt out shopfront with signage THE ULTIMATE LASER ADVENTURE
https://bsky.app/profile...
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drurystephanie

I made the chocolate cake from The Bear

Partially-frosted deeply chocolate cake in the foreground with handsome tuxedo cat in the background.
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Partially-frosted deeply chocolate cake in the foreground with handsome tuxedo cat in the background.
and it was almost as stressful as watching the show. It was then that Niblet carried me in the final stage.
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B6FA798A3449 pro 7 hours ago
That looks fantastic!
patrickneville

luna

black and white picture of a toddler sitting on a chair
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black and white picture of a toddler sitting on a chair
got some black and white film to play around with recently and it was fun
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joffaboy

Iridescent clouds on Mars

Whispy multicoloured thin clouds against a pinkish sky
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Whispy multicoloured thin clouds against a pinkish sky
Photo by NASA
https://www.threads.com/@beltane...
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Argie

Preach

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nikkuneko

"the hobbit", d. jules bass & arthur rankin, 1977

still from the 1977 rankin-bass animated film adaptation of "the hobbit". in the frame, a mostly barren tree stands in the foreground as 14 small figures (the 13 dwarves and titular hobbit) and their two pack animals pass in single file. behind them clouds billow across a blue sky
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still from the 1977 rankin-bass animated film adaptation of "the hobbit". in the frame, a mostly barren tree stands in the foreground as 14 small figures (the 13 dwarves and titular hobbit) and their two pack animals pass in single file. behind them clouds billow across a blue sky
people can hate on it all they want; it was a staple of my childhood and i still love it. the art style alone takes up so much space in my addled little brain. (not to mention those wild-assed songs, which i found myself somehow singing along to as i rewatched today)

there's a version on internet archive that attempts to restore the original broadcast audio with video from the last DVD release. it loses sync at a few spots, but is otherwise enjoyable:
https://archive.org/details...
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Robotron_smith 11 hours ago
I still get “where there’s a whip (snap!), there’s a way” popping up in my head occasionally.
Total foundational childhood memory. Let them hate. :)
mcmjolnir pro 11 hours ago
The greatest adventurrrrrrre
1f2frfbf pro 10 hours ago
@Robotron_smith "I don't wanna go to work today... *whip snap*" Has rotated thru my ears weekly for the past forever.
artwells

You discover an elixir. Press [q] to quaff. Press [s] to stash.

A mostly finished 40 of Modelo standing on a post at an intersection
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A mostly finished 40 of Modelo standing on a post at an intersection
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mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
That color is sus tho
O_C pro 9 hours ago
that's piss
artwells pro 9 hours ago
@mcmjolnir @O_C this is choose your own adventure!

Update:: 24 hours later no one has disturbed it. I'm pretty sure it is a level up potion.
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cristin

yup, the fuckstick did that.

close up on a gas station pump showing keypad and payment slot at top of frame, the prices for gas per gallon middle of frame, and the choice buttons for gas at the bottom of frame.

The price for plus reads $5.70 and premium reads $5.90

someone has placed stickers of the orange bawbag president trump pointing up at the price that say "I did that!"
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close up on a gas station pump showing keypad and payment slot at top of frame, the prices for gas per gallon middle of frame, and the choice buttons for gas at the bottom of frame.

The price for plus reads $5.70 and premium reads $5.90

someone has placed stickers of the orange bawbag president trump pointing up at the price that say "I did that!"
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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joffaboy

Hélene at Crochet,1910

Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet, sitting on a stool
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Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet, sitting on a stool
Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet and enveloped in such beautiful iridescent light! It was taken in Monplaisir, France, by the Lumiere brothers and it depicts their niece (the daughter of Juliette Lumière). It is an original colour process from 1910 and not colourised.

https://www.threads.com/@officia...
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gwint

Kurosawa and Tarkovsky

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"I saw this film [Solaris] late at night in a preview room in Moscow for the first time, and soon I felt my heart aching in agony with a longing to returning to the earth as quickly as possible. Marvellous progress in science we have been enjoying, but where will it lead humanity after all? Sheer fearful emotion this film succeeds in conjuring up in our soul. Without it, a science fiction movie would be nothing more than a petty fancy.

These thoughts came and went while I was gazing at the screen.

Tarkovsky was together with me then. He was at the corner of the studio. When the film was over, he stood up, looking at me as if he felt timid. I said to him, “Very good. It makes me feel real fear.” Tarkovsky smiled shyly, but happily. And we toasted vodka at the restaurant in the Film Institute. Tarkovsky, who didn’t drink usually, drank a lot of vodka, and went so far as to turn off the speaker from which music had floated into the restaurant, and began to sing the theme of samurai from Seven Samurai at the top of his voice."
https://cinephiliabeyond.org/akira-ku...
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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Lockjaw

Damn.

Three bad-ass women hanging out with Nicholas Brendan.
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Three bad-ass women hanging out with Nicholas Brendan.
#RIP

Nicholas Brendan has passed of (checks notes) natural causes at the ripe old age of (checks notes) 54? The two badasses hanging from his arms are my two oldest offspring. I got to see him at my first comic con, and have a video somewhere of him giving a high 5 to my ex's grandson who was two at the time and is named Xander after the Buffy character Mr. Brendon played.

Thanks for all the entertainment.
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niicholas

Power to the People

A single-panel comic of a man sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. He looks over his shoulder at a woman, who is standing at a window, holding open the curtains. She says "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behavior". This is a reference to the lyrics of the all-time great acid-house banger "Renegade Master" by the artist WildChild released in 1995. This song samples 1994's "One for the Trouble" by the hip-hop artist Eddy Castellanos Sr. aka A.D.O.R. from his unreleased album "The Concrete."
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A single-panel comic of a man sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. He looks over his shoulder at a woman, who is standing at a window, holding open the curtains. She says "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behavior". This is a reference to the lyrics of the all-time great acid-house banger "Renegade Master" by the artist WildChild released in 1995. This song samples 1994's "One for the Trouble" by the hip-hop artist Eddy Castellanos Sr. aka A.D.O.R. from his unreleased album "The Concrete."
It made me laugh out loud; doesn't happen often.
In re: https://youtu.be/_oi4imsH...
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colintheriot

Another 4 portraits of tweeters who post terrible opinions.

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Been a while. I meant to do at least one a day this year. But it’s been a hell of year so far.
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artwells pro 10 hours ago
This would be a great stand-alone website
homerj 9 hours ago
Terrible people. Really great illustrations!
0y3ahSansAcut3

Saw This Today

Contrasting images, on the left American hero, on the far right, American parasite.
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Contrasting images, on the left American hero, on the far right, American parasite.
Mollie Katzen over on bsky.app. ♡♡♡
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ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
awww dose widdle hands!
Argie

Works For Me 🍻

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roonie pro 14 hours ago
This is a trick, dreamt up by the brewers.
Even the cheap beer brand I used to drink is still about twice the price of petrol. And that's premium unleaded.
In short, it is still cheaper to drink petrol.
<may not be true for all parts of Australia>
Argie pro 7 hours ago
@roonie It's def getting closer to the prices in the bowling club across the road from my place haha
stx

ö

A notebook with custom prints (not stickers!) on its keys - the enter key has a German Dönermann artwork on it, as known from literally every Döner wrapping paper. The U and O keys have UwU and OwO on them.
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A notebook with custom prints (not stickers!) on its keys - the enter key has a German Dönermann artwork on it, as known from literally every Döner wrapping paper. The U and O keys have UwU and OwO on them.
source: https://chaos.social/@NikTheD...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Öh no!! Duck shawarma!
m3moellering 14 hours ago
Hehehehehe
pk pro 6 hours ago
at first I thought it was the Swedish Chef, and now I wish it were
MackReed

YES/NO

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otaman

Status update

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LocalStain

M.M.

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#MM

by Andre de Dienes ca 1946.
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me3dia pro 17 hours ago
Saved to /Marilyn!
robritz

The way of water or something poetic like that

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I went back out to the sea this morning to refine some shots based on class feedback yesterday. The sea was calmer today and made for some really nice slow shutter speed images.

This is work I'm shooting with our class to propose to Museu Can Framis here in Barcelona. The selected images get exhibited for a year in their outdoor exhibit space. Verrrrrry cool project. We have different styles and focusses that should fold into the broader exhibit. This is one I proposed. We have another 4-5 weeks of shooting and editing, so I don't know if it'll get picked up.

Same 10 stop ND filter and circular polarizer, 2 seconds, F14(ish?), not sure about ISO, Sony A7iii with the sony 85mm 1.8.
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nikkuneko

“I LOVE ENGAGING WITH BRANDS”, 2026 edition

photo of a ceramic cup held in a caucasian-complexion hand, with the wavy text: "I LOVE BEING ADVERTISED TO BY ROBOTS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY! I WISH DAYS WERE LONGER SO THEY COULD ADVERTISE TO ME EVEN MORE!"
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photo of a ceramic cup held in a caucasian-complexion hand, with the wavy text: "I LOVE BEING ADVERTISED TO BY ROBOTS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY! I WISH DAYS WERE LONGER SO THEY COULD ADVERTISE TO ME EVEN MORE!"
via the always amusing @kwatrousceramics on instagram.

artist’s shopfront:
https://kwatrousceramics.com/

original IG post:
https://www.instagram.com/p...

(title is a reference to: https://mltshp.com/p/19O31)
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
aaaaaand, i guess i can use this joke post to poll MLTSHP people:

what is your desktop and/or mobile browsing experience these days?

i guess it's come to front of mind setting up a new(-to-me) laptop lately and cleaning up configurations migrated from an ancient machine.

would love to know your preferred desktop and mobile browsers, your search engine prefs, readers/aggregators, extensions and hacks - all the good stuff that keeps your internet firehose palatable.

have at!
ufez pro Yesterday
For extensions: Ublock Origin all day, and I've recently added this "Staight to Web" extension that forces Google to default to Web Results: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US... As the dev says "This won't improve search results, but should give you a better access to the information you are actually looking for, without being drowned in recommendations, AI generated content, etc." I'm happy with it so far.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ufez i love uBlock Origin! it absolutely save my life.
and whoa, thank you for the google addon! this will make things so much easier when i use google.
spingo pro Yesterday
@ufez Thx!
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Pi-Hole all day, every day, three times every weekend. A part of this nutritious breakfast.

Firefox with uBlock Origin, Orion with uBlock Origin as backup. Orion is the Safari browser core modified to support both Chrome and Firefox extensions, is fully featured in its free mode; subscriptions only provide access to Kagi for bug reports and developer resources.

noai.duckduckgo.com as default search engine everywhere.

Greasemonkey (Javascript) and Stylish (CSS) plugins for tweaking individual websites to my will. They work in both FF and Orion. Greasemonkey scripts in FF don't always copy and paste cleanly into Orion, but otherwise things work mostly OK.

Can email you my blocklist resources if you'd like. A pastebomb here would not be nice.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Diving into the Greasemonkey scripts...

A bunch for handling Youtube:
* Adds "before:2999" to search queries because for some reason that prompts Youtube to stop inserting unrelated "recommendations" into search results.
* Removes "start_radio=1" from URLs to prevent autoplay.
* Redirects Youtube Shorts to Youtube video UI
* Strip Youtube tracker/referrer strings in links

Redirect Wikipedia mobile UI to desktop (for desktop browsers)

Insert links in Google and DDG to retry the current query in the other search engine.

Various tweaks to Bandcamp pages: Displays album's total playtime, makes the currently-playing track a little more noticeable.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ardgedee this is great, thank you! TIL about pi-hole. i think i will try setting that up when i get home.

i've been finding myself using the no-ai DDG far more often at home and it has become my default in FF. orion sounds great and i may give it a try to see how i feel about it.
samh pro Yesterday
I run DIVERSION off a USB stick on my router (ASUS flashed with Merlin). That keeps our household and my workplace generally ad-free. Search results enshitification still needs improvement.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@samh nice! that sounds like such a clean setup for the whole house.
spoetz Yesterday
Desktop: uBlock Origin
iOS: Wipr 2 (I bought it during a sale)
Misc: been meaning to get around to setting up PiHole on my NAS
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@spoetz ooh, Wipr 2 looks GREAT! thank you, i'd been looking for a good mobile blocker and this fits the bill perfectly.
austinhaas pro Yesterday
Firefox with AI disabled except for local translate, and plugins: ghostery, privacy badger, and uBlock Origin. DDG for search.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@austinhaas nice, i may have to try adding ghostery and privacy badger to my extension stable. did not know EFF had their own extension!
cristin pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko firefox with ghostery, adblocker ultimate, disconnect. ddg for search. I ran in to problems with privacy badger a few versions of FF ago, I should give it another chance.
jessamyn pro 22 hours ago
no-AI Firefox with uBlock, Privacy Badger and AdBlock Plus. I have a lot of little extensions including a Greasemonkey script to make gmail look less shitty, one to let me check links in web pages (I still have some dubious "webmaster" jobs), paywall-bypassing, paste without formatting, DownThemAll, FB Purity, a Mastodon simplifier, Reddit enhancement suite, a user-agent switcher, YouTube enhancer and something that makes Google Images be less terrible. I have no idea what the web actually looks like anymore.
spoetz 16 hours ago
@nikkuneko Yup. And the (lone?) dev seems to update it regularly.
nikkuneko pro 13 hours ago
@cristin awesome, nice to see adblocker ultimate has an iOS app too; may try it out there. i'll look into disconnect too.

@jessamyn nice to see how many things you can clean up with greasemonkey scripts! i really should look into grabbing a few for my web usage now that you mention how useful they are to you day-to-day (it seems ardgedee mentioned some up above too)

@spoetz that's awesome. may have to give it the proper $5 try sometime to support the dev
cristin pro 10 hours ago
@nikkuneko oh, my setup was for desktop. disconnect.me prevents cross-site tracking, and tracking in general.
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joffaboy

Sparkletoes

Power switchboard with rat skeleton
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Power switchboard with rat skeleton
Via Tumblr
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meatadelic pro Yesterday
Found the same thing in the condenser at my old house once, except it was more intact and mummified.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Surprising lack of scorch marks on the wire insulation.
devilsrancher pro Yesterday
It happens. We had a press go down a few years ago and when I opened the panel, the rats had been nesting in an unfortunate place.
samh pro Yesterday
I have uncovered similar in my line of work.
greenskpr pro Yesterday
title+
owl 21 hours ago
I can think of worse ways to go
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