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williwaw

Zelenskyy enters the U.N.

Photo of Ukrainian President Zelenskyy entering the UN headquarters with two body guards. He is turning a corner so the side of his face is illuminated while the other faces are in shadow. Coincidentally the colors of the walls are blue and yellow like the Ukrainian flag. He looks extremely serious and careworn.
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Photo of Ukrainian President Zelenskyy entering the UN headquarters with two body guards. He is turning a corner so the side of his face is illuminated while the other faces are in shadow. Coincidentally the colors of the walls are blue and yellow like the Ukrainian flag. He looks extremely serious and careworn.
goddamn this pic goes so hard

source: Heather Khalifa, AP https://apnews.com/article...
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nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
this shot looks so darkly cinematic that my brain just keeps waiting for a DIRECTED BY DAVID LYNCH to materialize over it
williwaw pro 6 hours ago
@nikkuneko right?! Like, it's so cinematic that if it was in a movie they might edit it out for being too on the nose.
nikkuneko

rolo is my work moodboard

a sad eyed little grey kitten, sitting in a bubble bath, with a cluster of bubbles atop his head, on the verge of a very sad meow
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a sad eyed little grey kitten, sitting in a bubble bath, with a cluster of bubbles atop his head, on the verge of a very sad meow
from one of the many zillion cat rescue accounts i am fed on instagram. this sad eyed li’l dude who popped up recently is my heart of hearts


original post (two additional pics) from charlies__army on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
his face is how i feel after yet another 80-minute meeting about “ai workflow”
williwaw pro 5 hours ago
Can you have a cat in your "new" (I know it's been awhile) place?
nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
@williwaw i could but would have to put down an additional deposit IIRC.

i think about getting a cat now and again, as i really do miss having them around, but i'm just not in a good place to care for an animal, for a variety of reasons.
pk pro 4 hours ago
@nikkuneko our workflow is for people to yell "FIGURE OUT TO USE AI" at us in our dev meetings
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
1) Just use AI!
2) Also, you have a quota of...100 tokens
3) Also, we have sacked all of your other teammates, Claude is your team now.
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 oh god, it's like you're in the zoom meeting with me

@pk srsly, it's so frigging exhausting, getting policed daily for not wanting to rely on a deeply faulty tool.

[tl;dr, the exhausting daily whiplash between "just train claude to replace you" and "can you make it good like when you do it by hand, except faster like chatgpt?"]
williwaw pro 31 minutes ago
Ah, understandable - so much better to know you are in that place than try to force it, a thousand times over. But whenever you are ready, hopefully you can get a very distinguished gentleman (or lady!) :)
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cwhartman

Brush Removal Crew

A herd of goats in my back yard.
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A herd of goats in my back yard.
When we bought our house in 2012, the backyard was full shade.

Right behind the house is a steep hillside, which had three tall hemlock trees and a few other evergreens - all in various stages of dying. Once those were removed, the sudden full sun exposure caused an explosion of weeds. It's too steep/rocky to just keep mowed. I've tried various methods to keep it looking somewhat managed, including something that looks like a hedge trimmer on a long pole, and at other times ignoring the problem. Ignoring at least brought some now large-ish self-seeded redbud trees, but the rest of the slope continued to be a mix of thorns, tall weeds, invasives, and poison ivy. It also has a bad tendency to look fine, and then go completely out of control in a matter of days.

I got a few prices over the years for brush removal, most wanted a lot of money to cut it all down or spray everything. Then I found out we had a local company that used goats for brush removal. Much to my surprise, our otherwise fairly restrictive village has nothing against temporarily keeping livestock right in town. The price was almost half what anyone else wanted to do the job - and we get a yard full of goats!

The crew of 22 has been hard at work since yesterday evening, and there is nothing leafy remaining within six feet of the ground. They don't seem to be interested in the black raspberry canes themselves, but most everything else is gone. What is left looks a lot more managed, and will easily be removed with the tools I have. I think we'll have these guys back early next summer when everything explodes again.

At some point we should figure out what to plant back there to keep the weeds under control.
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dad 10 hours ago
Assuming they are taken care of they have a pretty good life, from one big buffet to another, lots of variety.
cwhartman pro 10 hours ago
@dad They are definitely well cared for, all of them have names. She predicted they would be super excited by the low branches of our bald cypress tree since they've not seen one before, and sure enough, that was the first thing gone.
samh pro 3 hours ago
I have seen crews of hired out goats at job sites I've worked at in the past. They're super fun to have around. That's awesome you get them in your yard!
wjcstp

new bass project

Guitar body clamped in a vise, hand-held drill with an absurdly long drill bit making a very oblique hole in the middle of the body
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Guitar body clamped in a vise, hand-held drill with an absurdly long drill bit making a very oblique hole in the middle of the body
I've been working on this for a couple of weeks now, and getting into the home stretch. This is from last night, drilling the last of the relatively dicey holes that it needs for electric connections. I got that ridiculous drill bit at an estate sale earlier this summer for $2 - i was planning to start this project, and i grabbed the bit as soon as i saw it, knowing i'd need it for this.

(ignore all the dimples in the neck pocket: they aren't holes, just centers from a forstner bit used to open up most of that space)

I'm grateful for our local tool library, which has a really nice wood shop. I did all the initial planing and jointing work there, then the drum sander on the glued-up slab, and spindle sander for shaping after roughing out the body. Their tools saved me dozens of hours and massively improved the result.

I should be able to post a complete shot in a few days, after a few coats of varnish and the slow drying time in our otherwise perfect early fall weather.
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ba pro 14 hours ago
Man, you're always up to something!
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
Go man, go!
artwells

Lake cottage choices

Stack of various board games
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Stack of various board games
On Salt Spring Island and staying in a tiny cottage which still has room for this stunning selection of games.

After a few beers I might create Battle of Bieber Dirty Mind
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wmo pro 6 hours ago
go40 puzzle
nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
"you scrabbled my biebership!"
dad 5 hours ago
You drew "Piss in a mop bucket", go back 5 squares.
jive_t pro 4 hours ago
GINNY-O
artwells pro 6 minutes ago
We read through many of the cards of the Bieber game, some of them are toxic, more of them are trivial, but omg a good number of them probably really helped thousands of kids report trauma or at least support friends. What a game.
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shfitz

duck duck goose

a 3x3 grid of numbered, illustrated geese. Text at the top of the image "On a scale of medieval goose how are you feeling today?"
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a 3x3 grid of numbered, illustrated geese. Text at the top of the image "On a scale of medieval goose how are you feeling today?"
Hi, I'm #4 for the week

sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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kplawver pro 16 hours ago
I'm number 8 for today.
danelectro pro 16 hours ago
also 8
octaneTom pro 16 hours ago
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999
nikkuneko pro 15 hours ago
9, still waiting for this mfer to finally bite my head off and be done with it.
wjcstp pro 15 hours ago
1 at work, 5 on projects
shitleopard 15 hours ago
SEVEN WITH THE GOOD DRUGS
me3dia pro 15 hours ago
Got a cold, so 4
B6FA798A3449 pro 15 hours ago
9 squad all day long
travis pro 14 hours ago
2️⃣
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Number 9?, number 9?, number 9?...
m3moellering 11 hours ago
4
ckoerner 10 hours ago
It's a gray goose, almost pigeon, day. so 4.
foist pro 10 hours ago
2
spingo pro 9 hours ago
5, always and forever.
heyitsal pro 8 hours ago
Day started off at a solid 9, but jumped up to 2 somehow.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 5 hours ago
Goose was not valued.
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MackReed

🤓

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source: https://mstdn.social/@fatsam...
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snarkout

Oh no

Glurge Instagram image: "Ohio's Dolly Parton License Plates Help Send Free Books to Children", only the license plate (with a picture of Dolly on it) is the vanity plate "LUV DP".
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Glurge Instagram image: "Ohio's Dolly Parton License Plates Help Send Free Books to Children", only the license plate (with a picture of Dolly on it) is the vanity plate "LUV DP".
source: https://www.instagram.com/p...

Well, it's for a good cause.
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ba pro 14 hours ago
don't yuck her yum?
tonyb pro 8 hours ago
UUUUUH...
Xedrik 7 hours ago
Who doesn't?
neuracnu pro 5 hours ago
↔️
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me3dia

The 1990s

A black-and-white portrait by Peter Lindbergh of the models (from left) Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Turlington and Cindy Crawford for British Vogue’s January 1990 issue.Credit...©️ Peter Lindbergh Foundation
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A black-and-white portrait by Peter Lindbergh of the models (from left) Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Tatjana Patitz, Christy Turlington and Cindy Crawford for British Vogue’s January 1990 issue.Credit...©️ Peter Lindbergh Foundation
source: https://www.nytimes.com/2026...
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ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
I'm gonna tell kids this was The Breeders.
tonyb pro 8 hours ago
I'm gonna tell the kids this was the original cast of the Fox Force Five pilot
cwhartman

New Cycling Shoes

A very worn out pair of FiveTen mountain bike shoes.
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A very worn out pair of FiveTen mountain bike shoes.
I’ve tried various clipless pedals over the years, and always gone back to flats on all of my bikes. Modern spiky flat pedals and sticky shoes are such a great combination. I bought my last pair of shoes, canvas FiveTen Freerider Pros, on some sort of crazy sale just under three years ago. Other than the bottom being chewed up from my various pedals, they were still in seemingly good condition.

However, I've noticed this a lot of discomfort on my road/gravel bike this season (but still good on the mountain bikes). Weird aches and pains, numb wrists, numb toes, and such. I was chatting with a friend of mine about it, and he suggested shoes could be a culprit (and as expected for a roadie, tried to get me to switch to clipless). Once I started paying attention, I noticed my riding shoe had about the same flex as regular gym shoes instead of being super stiff. The real surprise though was checking my recorded rides, and realizing I've put over 4600 miles on these shoes in the three years.

New shoes arrived today. Also FiveTen Freerider Pros, plastic instead of canvas which is a bit of a bummer. These do have the boa system instead of laces though, so no more having to stop my bike to tie muddy laces with sweaty gloves. Hopefully the rain stops at some point so I can try them out.
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y95 6 hours ago
my ten year old fivetens have coarse laces that i don't think i've ever had to re-tie
dogwelder pro 2 hours ago
I'm glad you're not letting someone talk you into shoes you won't like. I have clipless pedals on my road bike, but they're old school SPDs which purists say are only for mountain & gravel bikes. I like 'en because you can walk normally wearing them and they're metal so they last forever.
LocalStain

👋🏼

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It’s good to be home.
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
What a good looking family.
LocalStain pro 17 hours ago
@jpoulos Thank you!

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
gschmd

a constant hum

A door with the message: "Even though its all been unplugged a constant hum" (found in a derelict factory)
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A door with the message: "Even though its all been unplugged a constant hum" (found in a derelict factory)
source: https://thingsthatexist.tumblr.com/post...
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wmo pro Yesterday
a 60 Hz hum or.....
roonie pro 23 hours ago
Hum:
5. (intr) slang Brit and Irish to smell unpleasant
6. (intr) slang Austral to scrounge
wjcstp pro 18 hours ago
Tinnitus
tamrow pro 14 hours ago
Quantum fields
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
5G
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heyitsal

No words

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Jack Kirby

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
This reminds me of an old 1970s pinball cabinet.
snarkout pro Yesterday
the king
pantsrobot Yesterday
how's it... uh... hanging
scruss pro 18 hours ago
our lad may have been tripping balls
LocalStain pro 14 hours ago
I think I met this guy in Alberto's maloca on my third aya journey... a close relation at least.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

David Lynch

Nude black and white photo by David Lynch.
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Nude black and white photo by David Lynch.
Nude by David Lynch, now up in the Pace Gallery, in LA.

In 2028, there will be a retrospective in the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.

https://www.theguardian.com/film...
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snarkout

New cat just dropped

Against a black background, a small spotted cat with large eyes and rounded ears stares directly at the camera. It looks fierce, or at least as fierce as a three-pound cat can.
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Against a black background, a small spotted cat with large eyes and rounded ears stares directly at the camera. It looks fierce, or at least as fierce as a three-pound cat can.
source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals...

Leopardus tilcayo, a newly-discovered species of tiger cat (like an ocelot) from Bolivia, which weighs 3 pounds full-grown and is Very Mad about it. Photo by Joel Sartore for National Geographic.
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me3dia pro Yesterday
And it's already mad at you
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Well yes because I've never fed them
danelectro pro Yesterday
late to the party but 'probably because of something you did'
roonie pro 22 hours ago
Say Pussy again!
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homerj

The Incredibles + 5th Element + Tom Waits

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gormat 3 hours ago
Not to be confused with Raygun: Breaking Badly
snowbow

 

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On a walk yesterday evening
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LocalStain

RIP Trip.

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I didn't really know Clarence "Trip" Barnes when I lived on the island. I knew of him and saw him around town but his son Mike was a good friend. Mike owned what was, at the time i lived there, one of three record stores on Martha's Vineyard in '01. A place called Aboveground Records(the logo was *a) at The Triangle in Edgartown.

Now as you might imagine I've spent a great deal of time in a great number of record stores all over the country and I can say without a smidgen of hyperbole that *a was one of the best. Second only to Jazz Record Mart in Chicago afaic. I spent a substantial amount of time and money there.

I ran into Mike on the boat on the way back to Boston yesterday. First time I'd seen him in probably 15-16 years. Since I last lived there full-time. And besides the grey hair, reading glasses and, slow, loud, creaky movements that typify aging for all of us, it was as if no time had passed.

A good friend, long missed.

I share this obit because Mike's old man was a larger, waaaay larger, than life character who left a lasting legacy of generosity and kindness on MV.

Not least of which is Mike who now, in addition to managing the substantial amount of stuff his father left behind, drives a truck for the island food pantry and volunteers whenever a need arises.

We plan to spend some time together once the season subsides fully in a few weeks.

And great thanks to Trip for all you did for MV some of which is outlined at the source: https://vineyardgazette.com/news...
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ufez

Razorcakes

A collection of issues of the punk rock zine Razorcake laid out neatly on a bed.
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A collection of issues of the punk rock zine Razorcake laid out neatly on a bed.
I'm packing up house to move this weekend* which, among other tasks, means organizing the couple of collections I somewhat-reluctantly keep.

This is every issue of Razorcake I've found so far - I wouldn't be surprised if I stumble across one or two others in the coming days. Earliest I have is No. 107 and the most recent issue, No. 154, is at the bottom. I haven't dug into it yet, but I'm especially looking forward to the Dead Bob interview. It's not a clean run through those; over the years I've let the sub lapse a time or two or lost one while traveling or given an issue to a friend that was a big fan of a featured band or something, which is fine. I'm not a Collector, I just have a couple of collections of things.

https://razorcake.org/

*Not moving very far, about a mile and a half. Same zip code even, just the opposite side.
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snarkout pro 8 hours ago
I was going to say that I had officially slipped into squaresville by not recognizing a single one of those bands but Hammered Hulls, whom I've seen live (although I guess Mary Timony doesn't tour with them any more?), are on one of the covers.
snarkout pro 8 hours ago
Carnage Asada and Grudgepacker are both A+ band names.
ufez pro 6 hours ago
@snarkout It's always been the case that it's relatively rare that I recognize any of the names on a given cover, but doubly so since (it at least seems like) they've really expanded their global coverage over recent years.

(and yes to both!)
nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
good luck with the move! even the 1-2 mile ones are no small feat.

and hah, i happened to zoom into a cover that featured xetas! i either saw or played shows with them a couple times when they passed through here and they were great!
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Argie

One Short Of An Even Dozen

eleven shiny green-blue Emu eggs in a nest - bed of leaves on a forest floor
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eleven shiny green-blue Emu eggs in a nest - bed of leaves on a forest floor
A batch of Emu eggs in the Marrinup State Forest, south of Perth. Discovered during an archaeological survey we were doing in there. Dad would have been lurking around somewhere but wasn't seen. Mum shot through a while ago, as is the Emu way.
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bezt pro Yesterday
That’d be a big carton.
MackReed pro Yesterday
I’d ask how the omelette tasted but I imagine there’s some massively Aussie curse around consuming those things and one just doesn’t.
bezt pro Yesterday
@MackReed They’re mostly like enormous duck eggs. The only emu-based curse we have is more… general purpose. https://youtu.be/UL5cA4-z...
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Beautiful eggs!
bezt pro Yesterday
Come to think of it, I think the @otaman household has worked with them before. Digging through #pysanky, yup! https://mltshp.com/p/1NBOC
otaman pro Yesterday
@MackReed
1 emu egg equals about 10-12 chicken eggs. Larger yolk to white ratio, so richer tasting. https://www.patreon.com/foxfeath...

Deviled Emu Eggs!: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWC1
otaman pro Yesterday
* Or so they say – I've never had the chance to eat one
Argie pro Yesterday
@MackReed Emu's don't look to kindly upon the practice and seeing as we're still at war with them it's best to do so in a low key kind of way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
bezt pro Yesterday
I have to assume that a deviled emu is just another name for a cassowary.
roonie pro 22 hours ago
Warning! Sad and gory.
I had a client who told me that her aunt was killed when their car hit an emu.
The emu was happily running alongside the road but veered across the front of the car. An old car, with a thin windshield. Emu is taken out at the knees, rolls across the bonnet, through the windshield and into the cabin of the car.
Immediately starts lashing out with its long sharp claws and effectively eviscerates the poor woman.
Her husband scrambles out the driver's door, dragging the emu by the neck, but the poor woman bled to death in the passenger seat. Emu ran off.
Argie pro 15 hours ago
@roonie yep, this is the second story of a person killed by an Emu that I've had told to me. First one was very similar, a car in the northwest hit an emu, the bird went over the top of the car and through the windscreen of the car behind killing the woman in the passengers seat.

Hmmm, hoping these aren't the same urban myth told differently
Argie pro 15 hours ago
Edit: actually, no, I do hope they're both urban myths and nobody died by emu
roonie pro 8 hours ago
@Argie I don't know for certain, of course, but what I do know is that the lady who told me is a very down-to-earth, elderly, country lady, who wouldn't have had the time or inclination to entertain "urban myths", and she was not one to exaggerate. Plus, she said she was directly related - the victim being her aunt.
Having driven around outback Queensland a bit myself, I can vouch for the emu's ability to surprise, on the road. Large body, large eggs, maybe not such a large brain?
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@roonie oh I'm sure both stories are likely true, I was just hoping they weren't. Both are horrific endings
Australia
Horses: ~11 deaths per year
Cattle (Bovine): ~4 to 5 deaths per year
Dogs: ~4 deaths per year
Kangaroos: ~2.5 deaths per year

seems reasonable that Emus make an appearance every now and then
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me3dia

a poem about a plum

A skeet by John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) posted Sep 22, 2026:
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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A skeet by John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) posted Sep 22, 2026:
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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thelonius Yesterday
I remember in college, we read a book about Williams. His widow recounted unannounced visits by young and aspiring poets. I think Allen Ginsburg was one of these, at one time. Williams would let them in, read their verse, maybe offer a little advice. He was kind to them, but sometimes, when he had gotten rid of one, he would say: "The darned fool".
owl 4 hours ago
Scalzi puts an N in dammit? Ain't the guy ever read a comic book for chrissake?
wmo

unreal messanging

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cwhartman pro Yesterday
Jesus Christ Marie
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
This all started when the Silverhawks theme song described them as "Partly metal, partly real" thus bringing into question if metal is real or not.
jgs pro Yesterday
When I worked at a live Butterfly exhibit, I would routinely get asked if the pupae/chrysalises, sometimes even while they were twitching, were real. I routinely said no, and that our CGI budget was incredibly generous.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
When I wore my mustache as a proper full-curl handlebar, I would occasionally get "is it real" questions. I would reply with "we can both see it, it isn't imaginary". Them I would pull on it to show them it was real.
ckoerner Yesterday
Yes, but, is this real?


:p
m3moellering 17 hours ago
How well they have laid this plan to question everything but be skeptical of nothing.
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
The treachery of ilmenite
OR
Ceci n’est pas un piypite
grantbarrett pro 13 hours ago
I worked in a museum and heard "is it real?" a lot. A long time considering why this is important to people has led me to believe that this is at bottom an instinctual attraction to authentic items and people, perhaps something animal in us, and that there is something extra transmitted to the observer that is not there with a replica, which may have its own positive effects on the observer not available to the original. Not talking about fraudulent attempts to pass something off as authentic, but plainly stated replicas, even elaborate, expensive ones. I'm sure the philosophers have thought on this for millennia. I should find their work.
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semillama

Garden visitor

Praying mantis hunting among a stand of black-eyed susans
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Praying mantis hunting among a stand of black-eyed susans
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
She’s splendid
BooBounder Yesterday
Is that crunching and munching I hear
Argie

A Quokkarchaeologist

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During some recent work on their home island, Rottnest. Happy to work for food scraps but complained that the sieves were too big and too heavy.

That's his sieve in the background, no forced perspective involved

More Quokka love here https://mltshp.com/quokkatown
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nikkuneko

Jim O'Rourke - "Insignificance" [Full Album]

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youtube audio post comprising the 7 tracks of jim o'rourke's 2001 album "insignificance".
album art is painted piece of a sad-looking person with curly hair and thin mustache, sitting in a wooden dowel chair and looking downward. they are dressed in pink lingerie and stockings, and hld the string to a wheeled pull toy duck
a longtime favorite that i often forget is hidden away in the depths of my music library.

been meaning to track this down in physical format.
by the way, CDs are still available on o'rourke's bandcamp page:
https://jimorourke.bandcamp.com/album...
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poorusher 12 hours ago
Get A Room 🖤
poorusher 12 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RWDQ
robotmachine pro 11 hours ago
Really excellent album.
otaman

Daily Affirmation

Dog looking in mirror. Text reads: "I will not eat shit today."
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Dog looking in mirror. Text reads: "I will not eat shit today."
by Ruan van Vliet
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hertz pro 2 days ago
Works for dogs *and* skateboarders
jive_t pro 2 days ago
“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt”
poorusher Yesterday
Good luck
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Narrator:
He did, in fact, eat shit that day
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LocalStain

Aboveground Records

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This has got to be 20 years old.

See below post for details.

edit- https://vineyardgazette.com/news...
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Sjixxxy

Searching for the important answers in life.

AOL Search: Was the fuck scene in Enemy at the Gates historically accuarte?
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AOL Search: Was the fuck scene in Enemy at the Gates historically accuarte?
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ang pro 12 hours ago
Reminds me of Franz Ferdinand’s Take Me Out: https://www.nme.com/news...
dad 12 hours ago
I know I saw that movie but I have no memory of it.
Sjixxxy 11 hours ago
@dad It was on the floor in some dirty barracks in between sleeping soldiers.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 5 hours ago
Human beings are very resourceful. I believe in the power of Humanity to fuck in any conceivable situation and condition.
dad 40 minutes ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia A relative of mine was in the Army occupation of Haiti in '94 and said there was an issue with porta potty hookups.
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m3moellering

Cabin Camping

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Taking a short break from city life. We’re high enough up in the hills that the clouds were kissing the trees this morning.
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ffg

Um...

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homerj 11 hours ago
This guy has "Kash Patel's FBI Material" vibes.
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
He knows where the others are buried, still. But, if he wanted a threesome, he could get Claude or Siri, involved. This Dolly has a great, vacant, yet lizardy, stare. Ince you have shopped for, or bought this thing, screwtiny follows.
owl 4 hours ago
I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but I'll make an exception for this guy.
dogwelder pro an hour ago
The possessive hand on the thigh is super creepy, like he's worried someone's going to come by and seduce his fuck doll away from him.
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