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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
samh
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
Your daughter fucking rules and please tell her we said so.
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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
<3
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
That’s beautiful!
I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
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I just won this trophy with a little witch on it, and some money competing with 36 people in an eight ball tournament where we had to use broomsticks instead of cues :)
Ha! Salute!
That’s kinda cool. The bristles must get in the way!
Looking good, champ.
did you chalk the broomsticks?
@minimumsafedistance Mostly out of habit, but definitely to fill in the chunks of wood missing from the butt end of the stick.
@heyitsal ha, fantastic!
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Snapshot of a woman in a white blouse and black pants holding a clear plastic container full of cardboard tubes and a roll of tape. She's taken a tube out of the container and is studying it intently.
https://bsky.app/profile...
"Halloween is great, but the greatest part of Halloween is the annual 'mundane Halloween' costume contest sponsored by Japanese website @dailyportalz." Here we have "Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects." Dozens more at the link!
"Halloween is great, but the greatest part of Halloween is the annual 'mundane Halloween' costume contest sponsored by Japanese website @dailyportalz." Here we have "Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects." Dozens more at the link!
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A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
By far the scariest image you have made all inktober
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A licorice pun from threads
source: https://www.threads.com/share...
There are two types of people - those that like licorice and those who are wrong
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Screen grab of a row of department-store window televisions all showing ads for the Silver Shamrock mask company with a floating orange pumpkin mask from the 1982 film "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (dir. Tommy Lee Wallace).
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A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.
If you zoom in on the easel, you might see a surprise. Also, the postcards next to it are from my favorite solo board game, Final Girl. Couldn't resist.
"as a courtesy to other customers..." is where most people stop reading the sign.
@urlnotfound It doesn't work. It's more as a backup when I politely ask someone to please take your call off Louder Than God speaker mode and take it outside.
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May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.
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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
Seems unfair to Alfred E Neuman but I get the message
Oh man, I loves me good Venn Diagram!
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'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"
source: https://mail.google.com/mail...
"The world is ugly,
And the people are sad."
And the people are sad."
"Deputy dog dog a ding dang depa depa" (All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world 🤪)
and that is beautiful
Except for the people who's parachute didn't open. They die furious and terrified.
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Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"Cats dance to a Satanic tune in a detail from 'The Witches Cove Creek', a 16th century Flemish painting by a follower of Jan Mandijn" #painting #paintings #fdp
"Cats dance to a Satanic tune in a detail from 'The Witches Cove Creek', a 16th century Flemish painting by a follower of Jan Mandijn" #painting #paintings #fdp
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A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick
Today is the office Halloween thing. I got a bunch of plastic snakes and some green lipstick and called it good enough for cubicle work.
well-played
<insert ELO’s “Turned to Stone”>
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She loves birding. And I love being in the outdoors and her, not necessarily in that order.
Montezuma?
I love this affirmation. These are so important, like gorgeous artifacts in time.
@bezt Yup!
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🫶
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Killer t-shirt to boot https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Fox News is fun to watch when they don’t get the sycophants they’re looking for.
HERO.
@gwint
I don’t remember how I discovered that band - probably the fine folks on here - but yeah they freaking rule
I don’t remember how I discovered that band - probably the fine folks on here - but yeah they freaking rule
@gwint 🤘my six year old just gave me a look I don’t think she’s ever given me before
@gwint @bencmeissner @MackReed @BennyTheIcepick Follow-up; interview https://www.thehandbasket.co/p...
Spoiler alert; cool person
Spoiler alert; cool person
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I'm not much for celebrity worship but I grew up watching Star Trek: The Next Generation with my dad. Like my father, the character of Picard was the kind of guy I aspire to be. I'm wrecked over this news.
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A comically faced pumpkin carving.
I channeled some Mad Magazine inspiration for this years pumpkin ala Don Martin.
I imagine the sound effects while cleaning out the pumpkin: "Shpladdump! Galoomph! Shklurtz!"
Love it!
@kokogiak ++
This will now happily be the soundtrack to my day today, @kokogiak!
@kokogiak ++