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Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO)
Furious, I storm into the men's bathroom where an asshole wrote "call for a good time" & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out "call" and replace it with "text"

12:10 PM • 22 May 18
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Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO)
Furious, I storm into the men's bathroom where an asshole wrote "call for a good time" & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out "call" and replace it with "text"

12:10 PM • 22 May 18
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ang

Glasses for people who don't do consent

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crazyunclejoe

Summer in Hollywood

The Hollywood Bowl at sunset, as seen from the cheap seats
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The Hollywood Bowl at sunset, as seen from the cheap seats
I can’t believe it is nearly August and I just hit this particular summer milestone. It was kind of a perfect night, and we were there with friends. 100% Recommended
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MackReed pro 4 hours ago
🖤
LocalStain

Current Status.

Amazon.com: Maxell Blown Away Vintage Ad 11inx17in Mini Poster Master Print #01: Posters & Prints
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Amazon.com: Maxell Blown Away Vintage Ad 11inx17in Mini Poster Master Print #01: Posters & Prints
I am home and our upstairs neighbor is at MSG for the Phish run.
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me3dia

#FFU

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animated gif: a typewriter advances the paper, revealing the phrase: NOT YET YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/turnupth...
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damien

Rest in Peace Glen Hansard

Glen Hansard
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Glen Hansard
source: https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyl...
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wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
Damn, too young
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
awwwwww nooooo! RIP to a real one, way too soon.

i saw him play millennium park in chicago one summer (2009? 2010?) and he was a delight
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
Just heard about the accident a few minutes ago. I'm gutted.
rob an hour ago
RIP. Traveling on a motorcycle around 4am? Damn.
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jpoulos

Fawty-one yeeaz

A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
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A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
Me (right) and my BFF/it's-complicated since high school, yesterday, Peaks Island, ME.
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MackReed pro 14 hours ago
Wuv. Twu wuv.
jpoulos pro 13 hours ago
@MackReed the twuest.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
Happiest of birthdays!
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
Or… anniversaries?
jpoulos pro 3 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick thanks! this summer marks 41 years of our relationship. We were 15.
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
Aww!
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LocalStain

mfw

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Lockjaw pro an hour ago
The grandson in question is worth the follow on insta.
LocalStain

Insane in the membrane - Cypress Hill - Lewis Floyd Henry 16/06/2025

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#ESSENTIAL, #covers
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travis pro 3 hours ago
this kicks ass
snowbow

interior

ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
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ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
i included a little illustration of a pigeon inside as my friend who is getting this loves them!
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LocalStain

MouthPad is now available

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At first I had some dystopian visions of what this device might become floating around in my head and then I saw the folks less able than myself having transformative experiences...

I have a good friend who has a very rare form of late-onset muscular dystrophy, he is slowly but surely losing the use of all but a few key systems, and something like this might be what keeps him engaged and working longer than the rest of his body might allow for.
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MackReed pro 4 hours ago
o_O

So many potential applications for restoring power to people who have lost so much. This is beautiful.
Vidiot

from Rachel Lichtman's amazing Programme 4

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source: https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives...
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frothywalrus Yesterday
My friend would tell you it was originally from Pakistan
heyitsal pro 19 hours ago
P4 seems really cool!
robotmachine

 

<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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m3moellering Yesterday
Heehee
bezt pro Yesterday
blockchain
Davezilla pro 23 hours ago
Strange women lying in cities distributing bicycles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical velodromic ceremony.
dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
@Davezilla +++
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snowbow

Lisa Hanawalt

This may contain: people are sitting on the ground in front of a subway car with an animal inside
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This may contain: people are sitting on the ground in front of a subway car with an animal inside
source: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin...
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dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
Does this mean we'll never see that damned Trolley Problem meme ever again?
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado No, it means the furries have latched onto it now.
travis pro 3 hours ago
I don't remember this episode of Bojack Horseman
jessamyn

So. Many. Dongles.

Five mac laptops stacked on top of one another and three ipads stacked on top of those. There are so many ports of various kinds facing the viewer.
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Five mac laptops stacked on top of one another and three ipads stacked on top of those. There are so many ports of various kinds facing the viewer.
Some of these are merely inherited. And some I already got rid of. I should maybe get rid of a few more.

via this and the ones he links to: https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOM
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nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
hah, your title! i ALMOST put a few generations of dongles on top of my pile for shits 'n' giggles (including, yes, a firewire 400-to-800 for incredible timeliness)
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
I have two full bags of spaghetti, and more in a camera bag. Some isn't even bagged.
LocalStain pro 5 hours ago
I worked in an Apple centric public school district that turned over most devices every three years. I left just shy of iPads going USB-C.

We had so. many. dongles.

It really was crazy. Then you add in Smartboards and Apple TVs etc and it was almost a joke how much stuff(cackles in VGA), that we went through.
snowbow

coptic stitch bookbinding

photograph of a handmade sketchbook bound with purple cord and a moose pattern (gold and red) on the front and back covers.
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photograph of a handmade sketchbook bound with purple cord and a moose pattern (gold and red) on the front and back covers.
been doing some bookbinding lately. i made this sketchbook for a friend's upcoming birthday, it has partial mixed media paper and partial watercolour paper in it. i'd really like to make more! coptic stitch books are nice to make because the pages lie flat.

this is the tutorial that i followed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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robotmachine

 

<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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bezt

Non Hallucinatory Ports

r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
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r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

(in conversation with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ)

#macstack
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nikkuneko pro 20 hours ago
weirdly, this makes me miss my 2008 polycarbonate mac (top of the stack). that was the one i actually lost (was stolen out of my car)
hassebasse 20 hours ago
I managed to skip the generations with only USB-C ports, I am glad Apple took to their senses again.
wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
I’m glad they re-added the MagSafe port, even with the unnecessary design changes over the years it’s a genuinely great idea.
rk2z pro 19 hours ago
I miss my 2012, it was still upgradeable :(
My 2019 is still barely holding on but the fan screams all the time, and the usb only is a pain.
I just bought an M3 back from IT at my last job and getting set it up this week!
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nikkuneko

my (far less impressive) "mac stack"

a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
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a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
inspired by the original post here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ
and the followups here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOB
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOD

i too can (at least kinda) demonstrate the march of port progress in my still-not-discarded mac laptops, from ~2006 to now, plus a special guest appearance.

that "stack" in the first two photos, from bottom to top, not quite oldest to newest for the sake of stability, with a left and right side view:
2006 macbok pro
2011 macbook pro
2012 macbook pro
2024 macbook air (current machine)
2011 macbook air
last-gen ipod classic (160GB)
ipod shuffle

missing in action: my 2008 white polycarbonate macbook, which was stolen in 2011, and my ipad air 4, which was sitting on the couch

and, just for shits and giggles, photo 3 is the ports on the back of my somehow-still-existing 800mhz imac G4, which i keep meaning to plug in again just to have some vibes in the spare bedroom
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wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
Alas, I’ve gotten rid of most of my previous gear, or my stack would have gone back to a power computing clone and Quadra (plus the same white MacBook, my first laptop)
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
@wjcstp hah, honestly not having the hoard of previous gear is far far healthier IMO! that said, nice, to this day i've never seen one of those mac clones IRL
MackReed

whip of the week

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‘59 Minsk

no further helpful info at the source, but lots of speculation about why the driver would want to arrive with a wet/cold left leg:

https://www.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Reliability and simplicity made Minsk motorcycles a cult brand in Vietnam, which was the most extensive export market. Minsk motorcycles were among the Soviet motorcycles that were distributed by SATRA, UK, under the Minsk Saturn 125 and Cossack brand names from 1973 to 1979
joshmillard pro 15 hours ago
would
roonie pro 13 hours ago
This is how you protect your hairdo.
artwells

Lunch

Bowl of ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Clear pig back broth, with a tare of mixed animal fats, tamari, fermented garlic, and mirin. Topped with nori, bonito, salmon furikake, togarashi, roasted hatch chili and New York steak.
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jer pro 23 hours ago
Art, I'm really considering just showing up some random lunchtime 🤤
artwells pro 22 hours ago
@jer you got to give me warning to make two, or be prepared to fight me for it.
jer pro 15 hours ago
@artwells Homemade ramen AND a brawl? Sir, don't threaten me with a good time.
gormat 3 hours ago
Wide swathes of the animal kingdom in there
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snarkout

This is fine.

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...

Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
corbie Yesterday
postcards from the Anthropocene
mare pro Yesterday
I’ve been on that beach many times. Stark naked. The view wasn’t this spectacular, the eye watering and lung splitting smoke wasn’t present. It was just nice, vacation.
Vidiot

 

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source: https://www.ncrabbithole.com/p...
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thelonius Yesterday
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
It's the flimsy hat.
minimumsafedistance 5 hours ago
What did Stephen King ever do to you, machine?
robotmachine

My 14yo during summer

<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. 
Crucially, it does not work"
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<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
Crucially, it does not work"
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artwells pro 23 hours ago
I worked swing/nights when I was 18. I'd just skip sleep Friday night.
rogrtheshrubber pro 20 hours ago
@artwells For a couple of years I worked rotating 4-12s. Four days from 6 AM to 6 PM, then four off, then four nights from 6 PM to 6 AM, four off, rinse and repeat. Trying to sleep was impossible so we all just stayed drunk.
cottenwess

not enough time.

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twilight zone episode scene of man standing on library steps after the end of the world, and his glasses are broken.
my to-be-read pile keeps growing! make it stop! i need time to get through them all! i'm almost at 200 books!
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Just don't do what this bloke did, and try not to break your reading glasses.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
If a to-be-read list is achievable, it’s not ambitious enough.
ufez pro Yesterday
I just watched this episode during a recent TZ marathon!
Argie pro 14 hours ago
The tsundoku is strong with you @cottenwess
cottenwess 5 hours ago
@Argie +++
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kokogiak

Parade

Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
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Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
We had dinner in Boston's North End last night, and I tried to get a photo of the Old North Church, framed kind of nicely by the trees. These two guys were just moving this equipment down the street right then, and I shouted, stupidly "Hey, it's a parade!" That's what earned me this wonderful bit of side-eye.
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vosechu pro 21 hours ago
Beautiful framing!
jessamyn pro 14 hours ago
I love it just like it is, very Boston.
Xedrik 12 hours ago
Looks like Steve's at it again... https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells

Angie, Extreme Grief Counsellor

women having tea on a sofa. the coffee table in front of them is a man in a coffin with a glass top
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women having tea on a sofa. the coffee table in front of them is a man in a coffin with a glass top
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ufez pro Yesterday
Now Grandpa will always be a part of your Beer Pong games.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
This has a "killing time before the porno shoot" vibe.
dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
something something cheeseball
vosechu pro 21 hours ago
Imagine the smell
otaman pro 19 hours ago
Coffeen Table
pk pro 17 hours ago
@ardgedee alternately, it's the beginning of a unique concept for a porno shoot
minimumsafedistance 5 hours ago
...and I realized, he no longer sparked joy.
travis pro 3 hours ago
A lot of people pay extra for the old glass table treatment
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joffaboy

Sorry Robot / Happy Human

Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
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Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
A font called " Decoy Font " has appeared that humans can read, but looks like different characters to AI.
https://x.com/i...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
This hurts my eyes/soul.

Which might explain a few things.
hertz pro Yesterday
I only see "SORRY ROBOT"? What does ... oh god no, please don't let this be how I find out?!
dogwelder pro Yesterday
@hertz, try squinting.
niicholas Yesterday
I scrolled too fast and saw HORNY ROBIN or maybe SAPPY ROMAN
Mozai Yesterday
Making things more difficult/distressing for humans in the hopes that a robot's owner is inconvenienced.
Davezilla pro 23 hours ago
Squint and all will be revealed.
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robotmachine

 

<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"
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<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"
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LocalStain

Call me Ishmael.

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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Damn I would love that one. Don't see it in their online store. Was just in the area a couple years ago, too.

They do have this one though, which would get some people wound up hereabouts...
https://store.whalingmuseum.org/collecti...
m3moellering Yesterday
@ardgedee +++
fisherdah 6 hours ago
@ardgedee https://store.whalingmuseum.org/collecti...
idogcow 4 hours ago
★☆☆☆ "Not a single mention of Gordie Howe's 1977-1980s career"
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
@fisherdah Thanks!
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