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What I saw
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CRT TV in the surf
Remix'd
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Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
Original: https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC
Me and the mister
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A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show.
i love this
It's all in the eyebrows: 🤨
(Also, the classic box cover for MasterMind™ — https://boardgamegeek.com/image...)
I followed for miles…
No effect on atheists
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Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
From Facebook
A reading from the first Book of Palladium to the Rhodiums.
oh, yes
Insurance.
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Large blue text "fuck off, I'm not giving you a govt id," followed by "you are a" in smaller text blue text "fucking website" in large blue text, and ending with smaller text saying "are you out of your mind."
Your local/state government trying to get you to use the login provider ID.me to access government services and data.
Yes their cybersecurity standards look crisp, but they are owned by humans who are both flawed and open to being purchased by capitalists.
No thank you.
Yes their cybersecurity standards look crisp, but they are owned by humans who are both flawed and open to being purchased by capitalists.
No thank you.
haaaaaaaaaaay
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I'm wrapping up a publications class today. We're working on sequencing a grouping of images, in theory to learn how to design a photo book but the process applies to anything. For my series I dug through my photos from when we lived on a farm from about 2015-2019.
This is a pinhole image shot on 4x5 film.
This is a pinhole image shot on 4x5 film.
Crucial Conflict represent!
Rolled oats.
driveway
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I always loved this photo. This is the driveway of our Michigan farm roughly 12 years ago, probably late winter/early spring. Shot on a Fuji x100t.
You’ve never farmed
@octaneTom lying little shit
🐘
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dad: are you winning, son?
kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
source: https://ohai.social/@redsad...
kid's an influencer
That's 10 more than me.
I'm usually at 1, if I count myself.
Your mother
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Kids drawing To relax my mom likes to smoke
Don't harsh Mommy's mellow.
@urlnotfound Exactly!
Happy 100th Birthday Sir David Attenborough
forces at play
Decisions
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Is this the same golf course where someone takes photos of your Johnson if you choose to expose yourself?
Someone needs to stick a sign facing the other way YOU ARE THE DIPSHIT THAB BOUGHT A HOUSE AT THE END OF A FAIRWAY. FUCK YOUR $200 WINDOWS.
@homerj my step parents retired to a golf course village in Queensland, lots of units/condos alongside fairways. My step dad loves golfing, he also loves a whinge. I was visiting them one xmas and his whinging aside, he had a neighbour who used to bitch about golfers and golf balls. My old man would stand out on his balcony and basically troll the guy (they couldn't see each other)
"shouldn't have bought here mate giggle giggle"
"how's ya windows mate giggle giggle"
and it would go on, it gave him lots of merriment, then he turned around and the laughter left his face and he looked straight at me
"what a farken dickhead"
Then back to his recliner with the satisfaction of a good days work and thinking up his next whinge, mostly about immigration, he himself being from England - I rarely visit.
"shouldn't have bought here mate giggle giggle"
"how's ya windows mate giggle giggle"
and it would go on, it gave him lots of merriment, then he turned around and the laughter left his face and he looked straight at me
"what a farken dickhead"
Then back to his recliner with the satisfaction of a good days work and thinking up his next whinge, mostly about immigration, he himself being from England - I rarely visit.
drive you crazy plastic-wrap-style
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vintage commercial still of a woman struggling with plastic wrap with the caption "plastic wrap drive you crazy?"
And I can't help my-sel-elf...
white pants before Memorial Day?
There has to be a better way
Another 4 people on Twitter posting terrible opinions.
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I need to be more proactive doing these. At least one a day. It’s therapeutic.
They got that “my face is too small for my head” Charlie Kirk thing going
@BennyTheIcepick - I admit to sometimes exaggerating that exact thing.
Hummingbird
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This Hummingbird was checking me out last night on my trail walk.
epic snap
zzzZZZZZZZzzzzeeeewwww...zzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzeewww...zzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzeeeewwwwwwww...
Your Weekend Beefcake
e-rex engine
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animation loop of a modern engine design in which eight counter-opposed pistons are driven through intake, ignition, combustion, and exhaust - two pistons in each of four cylinders - by cams beneath each piston mounted on the wavelike surfaces of two counter-opposed flywheels. the ignitions appear as bright yellow flashes when each pair of pistons kisses at the top of their cycle.
I love this madness. Mechanically brilliant: https://www.theautopian.com/the-weir...
zoom zoom v2
Swashplate boxer engines come and go. My favourite is the Selwood engine from the 1950s, a football-sized thing that spun madly on its mounts. Disappeared without trace, of course.
@scruss I'm probably simple, but I love how much this reduces the number and complexity of bearing surfaces. No pushrods, crankshaft or rockers. Overhauling this one might even be downright pleasurable.
me_irl
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The new Indy 500 t-shirt has all that and more: https://www.motortrend.com/news...
@heyitsal Holy shit. The only people who thought that was a good idea were the people who knew exactly what the "accidental" message was and liked it.
Also: My city just hosted its first major through-the-city marathon this past weekend and it was a fiasco. Not as far as the runners were concerned but organizationally it was a trainwreck, with thousands of residents left stranded because their nearest streets had been blocked off and they hadn't been notified.
in the best possible way, of course
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Sam the Eagle peers out of a door, mutters "You are all weirdos", then retreats behind the door
source: https://media1.tenor.com/m...
from The Great Muppet Caper, apparently
from The Great Muppet Caper, apparently
I'm a creep.
Kids In The Hall
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I love that you used a title that accurately reflects the picture but also makes a call to another improv group which itself was named for the writers of the Jack Benny show.
Maybe comedy troupe would have been better than improv group.
Although now I see that it was also used to refer to the writers of the Sid Caesar show.
Birthday Bikepacking Trip
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A forest service cabin on the USFS rental program surrounded by a grassy area in the foreground, then a forest of lodgepole pine in the background. The cabin in located on the Kootenai National Forest in NW Montana. My bicycle is leaning against the cabin in the porch.
I rode 76 miles out to this cabin last weekend for my birthday. This is Fairview Ranger Station in one of the lesser traveled areas of NW Montana. The route takes ALL the backroads to get here and back and has somewhat of a railroad theme, including following the bits and pieces of original alignment of the Great Northern RR, now converted to rails to trails and just actual roads. Day 2 was 84 mi and mirrors a good part of the later/current realignment, as well as following the Old Fort Steele Trail, which is a pretty rough and tumble jeep track. I'm happy to say that I'm still able to pull off this overly ambitious route at 54, although I'm definitely still feeling it mid-week.
Happy birthday. An excellent way and place to celebrate it.
Happy Belated!
Sounds like a great way to get away on your birthday.
even at your age :-)
Sounds like a great way to get away on your birthday.
even at your age :-)
Happy bidet!
the way he looks at you
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A Lord of the Rings meme. Galadriel says, "You have seen Sauron." Frodo replies, "Yes." They each look at each other silently, then Galadriel says, "He's weirdly sexy, right?" and Frodo responds, "Oh my god. Thank you. Yes. I thought I was the only one."
He’s got Betty Davis’s eye
@Davezilla *Bette
⚫️ ⚫️
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A pale green earthenware coffee cup shaped with the bulging eyes, wide mouth and web toed feet of a frog
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve barely touched your hot toady
@BennyTheIcepick ++
Jugorum, jugorum.
brrrrring. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringgggg.
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a stained glass window featuring the two aliens from sesame street. one is red and one is blue, they have large googly eyes and antennae. They are both staring at a telephone.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
"...not a vehicle for self-promotion and branding."
View from the Malt Shovel pub
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Stylish stone building framed by a pub window
Edinburgh council offices, from the Malt Shovel pub
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
after a while the view gets blurry
The way you lined the mullions up perfectly with the corners of the building is 😘👌
TIL "mullions"
Great shot!
Great shot!
for sale?
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an enormous three-masted, triple-jib sailing yacht plies a calm ocean
Apparently Jeff Bezos doesn't want it any more because it's too big: https://www.yacht.de/en...
This nauseates me so severely that I had to create a new SHK just to contain it.
Please join the tomato-throwing rabble of your fellow poors at https://mltshp.com/eattherich and add your own exemplars of wretched excess.
Edit: to be honest, I couldn't believe this SHK didn't already exist.
This nauseates me so severely that I had to create a new SHK just to contain it.
Please join the tomato-throwing rabble of your fellow poors at https://mltshp.com/eattherich and add your own exemplars of wretched excess.
Edit: to be honest, I couldn't believe this SHK didn't already exist.
Does it come with garlic sauce? It covers for a lot of poor quality meats.
Everyone tried to tell him it was too big.
@KMAlexander he just wanted someone to say that about at least one thing he owned
Who else would I think of but youse guys!
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The image is an artistic rendering of a bicycle, where two rolls of masking tape exist as the wheels and one of the rules of masking tape has some tape coming out of it, forming the front fork of the bicycle, and the rest of the bicycle is painted in white on a black background.
That's so well done.
@poorusher If I was in front of the actual art, I would be there for hours.
gah! My brain
This was a brutalist home that was once in a city, but it was the only home that survived the blast that blackened it. A la Planet of the Apes, centuries had passed and the sands of the earth had grown up around it. Explorers had now found it and we learned that Earth as we know it really is the burned out remnants of nuclear war a million years ago. And here we were, about to do it again.
Then I realized it was like, a TV, face down on the beach