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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mandami gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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Argie

I'm BatStampMan

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Postcard from Germany arrived today with this most excellent Batman stamp on it. Straight to the pool room!

and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
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bezt pro 3 hours ago
Na na na na na na na Bat Stamp!
Argie pro 3 hours ago
@bezt ++
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
Pulled, no doubt, from a box that is prominently labeled "BAT POSTAGE"
jaymayday

yay!

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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
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WikiAdam 22 hours ago
Ooh, what do we have here?
jaymayday 20 hours ago
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
WikiAdam 18 hours ago
@jaymayday Would eat
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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dphiffer

578 eight second exposures

A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'

The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
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bezt pro 22 hours ago
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.

Inverse modern astronomy
homerj 22 hours ago
Literal sky net
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
dad 21 hours ago
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
idogcow 16 hours ago
No Sparrow Shall Fall
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robotmachine

 

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artwells

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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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MackReed pro 20 hours ago
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
jaymayday 20 hours ago
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 20 hours ago
This is my "Bob"
BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
Grunkle Stan?
idogcow 16 hours ago
I don't recall owning a tie…
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
I too am an old.
mare pro 4 hours ago
I don’t even have a TV
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Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
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samh pro 2 days ago
: )
ba pro 2 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering Yesterday
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro 11 hours ago
wooohoooo!!
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gschmd

coffee borb

A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
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A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
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joffaboy

The Big Dingo ('Yellow Dog')

A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
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A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
Snapped today in Glenreagh, northern New South Wales. (It's not all that big, maybe 4 metres tall.)
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Argie pro 3 hours ago
big for a Dingo tho
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
We’re gonna need a bigger baby
bezt pro an hour ago
Reg Mombassa vibes
0y3ahSansAcut3

Texas Owes Her

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett who showed considerable backbone, and gave a unique lesson about freedom of speech, and fearless activism. She is the bane of racists everywhere, the mother of the new Texas spirit. She lent her balls to Talarico.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
She’s incredible and I hope to see plenty more of her. I do think Talarico was the better choice for the general - just in terms of not having to overcome the racism and misogyny that regrettably appears hard baked into the electorate - but she has so much to offer Texas and this country.
drurystephanie 15 hours ago
She's miraculous and we must protect her at all costs
frothywalrus 9 hours ago
I dunno... she seems like a liability that won't get much push forward.
patd

Obstruction

A black hatchback that is an EV, parked immaturely at a gas station. It is night and the car's lights are on.
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A black hatchback that is an EV, parked immaturely at a gas station. It is night and the car's lights are on.
My buddy said everyone's car looks cooler when you photograph them at night at a gas station because of the overhead lights. This is about as menacing as my commuter EV will ever look.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
The irony of photographing an EV at a gas pump is not lost on me
misslivie 23 hours ago
^lol
williwaw

"I Voted" stickers on Alex Pretti's memorial

Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
source: Kurt Nelson photog
https://www.reddit.com/r...

#ivoted
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jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Oof 😢
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I've seen other photos from that corner this morning, the number of stickers is growing fast
MackReed

condescending online man shall not be forgot

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artwells pro 8 hours ago
Incompetent Militant Papist Clown Passe
snarkout pro 3 hours ago
I see no reason.
robotmachine

 

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MackReed pro Yesterday
Yes, but is science really real?
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@MackReed IN THIS COMMENT WE BELIEVE

SCIENCE IS REAL
REAL IS SCIENCE
IS REAL SCIENCE
HFUCISISOKFNFNSK
idogcow 15 hours ago
I Still Believe
dogwelder

New ink? Oh boy!

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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Turboencabulator. You can tell from the manifolds.
dogwelder pro Yesterday
Maybe, but I don't see any unilateral phase detractors.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Ah yeah, once the Canudenshpringle paper came out, everything changed overnight.
samh pro Yesterday
Its definitely going to kill us.
jive_t pro Yesterday
out of blinker fluid
0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
Just tightening up the widget arm.
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zeitgeist

No one can hear you scream

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0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
We should all make a screaming gif with audio, FFU.
hertz pro 9 hours ago
Musk you be so coy as to who you mean?
jessamyn

someone got their USA car out yesterday

a Chevy corvette in a parking lot with a red white and blue USA-1 license plate.
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a Chevy corvette in a parking lot with a red white and blue USA-1 license plate.
Can't blame them.
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wmo

getting there

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cristin

Everyone's job today in the USA

still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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beep pro 2 days ago
also every day
hertz pro 2 days ago
Make Aryans Grimace Again
cottenwess

i voted aboard the edmund fitz

winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
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winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
This was one of Michigan's "I Voted" stickers.

https://www.michigan.gov/sos...
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travis pro Yesterday
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
fisherdah Yesterday
It looks like that imagines it made whitefish bay by putting 15 more miles behind her
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Aw man I did not get this choice at my locality
snowbow

 

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i've taken up the violin again. started about a month ago and i've been loving it.
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ba pro Yesterday
Are you...a cat?
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
And Carl can play the bagpipes!
bocaj Yesterday
Cat for scale. I wish I knew more about music so I could make a better scale joke.
poorusher Yesterday
Catatonic
fisherdah Yesterday
@ba +
snowbow 8 hours ago
meow
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wjcstp

"We will rip ICE apart"

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Very good victory speech from our new MN Senator
2 days ago
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williwaw pro 2 days ago
I haven't been able to quite articulate it enough (in my head) to post about it here, but it made me weep last night thinking about how much we owe Minnesota for standing up to ICE the way they did last winter (and still do!). A lot of other people have stood up and shown up, and worked hard (godDAMN, Georgia!)- don't get me wrong - but by fighting back so forcefully and publically "ordinary" Minnesotans just galvanized the country in the way it really needed and they deserve some credit for what happened nationwide yesterday.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@williwaw I think Minnesotans recognized that simply caring about your neighbors in this day and age has become a radical act, and we made the most of it that we could. There were dozens (maybe hundreds) of small groups organizing help for people here, so while the cartoonishly evil of ICE helped make it a national story, the roots of support and connection went so much deeper. Even farther out from the Twin Cities, ICE was abducting people and disrupting communities, and that helped those more isolated parts of the state both recognize the problem and find support networks in ways that cut through their haze of right-wing media. MN Isn't uniformly blue, but this election pushed the state as a whole back toward the left.

Also, much of this goes back further to George Floyd and the networks of support that grew from those killings. ICE focusing here just reactivated that feeling of being under siege and the need to band together.
jmck pro Yesterday
hell yeah
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
💙
fishtaco Yesterday
Watched it three times!
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jaymayday

haters gonna hate

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but i love you tho
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waldopepper pro 23 hours ago
I think I love you too!
jaymayday 23 hours ago
@waldopepper : omg! why??
Argie pro 11 hours ago
:hugs everyone: 😁
MackReed

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poorusher 2 days ago
I imagine it's pretty wet.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Flood warning
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
@wjcstp and @poorusher +++
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
Lots of big blue waves last night
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csilverman

makeover

A giant figure wearing a harshly mechanical metal mask with prominent teeth stands in front of a wooden scaffolding, where a much smaller worker is spray-painting one side of the mask yellow. The goal appears to be painting over the mask with a smiley-face, even though the complex surface of the mask ensures that the underlying features will show through. Yellow paint is spattering the gray chest of the figure, as well as the worker. The background is a tan wall with a small analog clock on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A giant figure wearing a harshly mechanical metal mask with prominent teeth stands in front of a wooden scaffolding, where a much smaller worker is spray-painting one side of the mask yellow. The goal appears to be painting over the mask with a smiley-face, even though the complex surface of the mask ensures that the underlying features will show through. Yellow paint is spattering the gray chest of the figure, as well as the worker. The background is a tan wall with a small analog clock on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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MackReed

incoming freshman democrats

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A woman looks out fiercely from inside the hulking yellow industrial humanoid robot she is operating
oh, and let’s make someone fierce, clear, sharp, and irreproachable like Warren and AOC leaders of their respective majorities, while we’re at it. I’d be cool with that.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
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snarkout pro 3 hours ago
I've been trying to assemble just a capsule biography of all the Dems who flipped a seat, and reading about Teresa Benitez-Thompson—the first Democrat elected in Reno since it got its own seat in 1981—I saw that she was a former Miss Nevada (finished 4th at Miss America that year). It turns out that she seems *wildly* impressive. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article...
snarkout pro 3 hours ago
Here's her doing a monologue from The Laramie Project, about the murder of Matthew Shepard, as her talent performance at the 2003 Miss America pageant. 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
jazon

Happy Gunpowder Plot Day!

historical image of Guy Fawkes
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historical image of Guy Fawkes
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.

Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!

A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.

A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.

Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
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tonyb pro 21 hours ago
Back in 1999 - some friends and I decided to have a Guy Fawkes Day celebration where we burned a tiny straw man in effigy. The neighbors got freaked out, called the cops, and it ended up being reported as a comedy bit in a local paper called THE STRANGER: https://www.thestranger.com/news...

Anyway, we made up a Guy Fawkes Day song (sung to This Old Man):

Once this Guy was alive
But way back in 1605
He was tried and hung for Treason 'gainst the Crown
For trying to burn the whole thing down

See this Guy was in a lurch
He didn't like the Anglican Church
Or the way the Government made him pay a fee
If he didn't go voluntarily

Guy thought this was a crock
'Cause he was of Recusant stock
So he got together with 12 other drunken sots
And fomented the Gunpowder Plot

This plot had just one hitch
Someone went to the cops and snitched
Well the cops heard the tale and they were just aghast
And they got medieval on Guy Fawkes' ass

The big trial was no fun
In the end just 8 were hung
And so that Guy's name will live on in infamy (note: sarcasm!)
Now we burn him in effigy

Goooooooooooooooo FAWKES! (everyone cheers)

THE END
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 20 hours ago
Make up a Guy to get mad at
scruss pro 19 hours ago
Nothing like good old sectarianism, eh? What could go wrong with that!
poorusher 19 hours ago
Much of the Gunpowder plot was hatched in Northamptonshire (my neck of the woods)
roonie pro 17 hours ago
We used to celebrate Guy Fawkes Night here in Oz, with a big open fire in a safe(ish) spot.
The government put a stop to that in the name of Public Safety.
I didn't see any injuries but there must have been enough idiots about to tip the balance. So fireworks were banned.
Argie pro 11 hours ago
@roonie the city of Darwin has entered the chat
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scruss

Designers, say ❝no❞ to shite geartrains

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a "designer" set of three meshing gears, animated, showing the inevitable stripping of gear teeth when you have three gears meshing together
imagine the noise …

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samh pro 18 hours ago
I can hear this gif and I don't like it.
ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
@samh every parent who's taught their kid how to use a manual transmission knows that sound.
scruss pro 18 hours ago
@ardgedee yeah, my mum knew it well. She had two kids learn to drive in her Volvo 345, and we went through two driveshafts and two clutches.

(from what I remember, the 345 was an odd DAF-derived design that had the gearbox and clutch just in front of the rear differential)

Since most cars in the UK were manual, you had to learn in a manual unless you were going for the simpler automatic-only licence
dad 17 hours ago
LOL before I read the text I was thinking "the noise"
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
People! You’re slacking!
“This really grinds me gears” was RIGHT THERE!
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O_C

The Padilla Pause

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wjcstp pro 15 hours ago
She’s so good
jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
She's like Keenan in that she can pull a lot out of a little.
jaymayday

whiskey dinner

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mikenmar Yesterday
I'd start with a whiskey amuse bouche.

For the appetizer, whiskey.

For the main course, a large tumbler of whiskey with a side of whiskey.

For dessert, whiskey. Something sweet I suppose, like a nice bourbon.

I'd totally do that, on an empty stomach too.
jaymayday 23 hours ago
@mikenmar : on empty!! i used to only be able to drink busch ligjht on empty
jaymayday 18 hours ago
@mikenmar : i worked not attended

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