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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster
Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
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A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
Garbage photo but pretty tasty. I had Merguez sausages once years and years ago and often lust after them. Marks and Spencers now stock them.
First time I made Spanish rice also. Jessica usually makes it and is pretty boss at it, mine was so so.
First time I made Spanish rice also. Jessica usually makes it and is pretty boss at it, mine was so so.
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Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
3rdparty
Ceci n'est pas une squad
i still have my pipe squad:
https://mltshp.com/p/1MT54
https://mltshp.com/p/1MT54
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fallout zombie saying something
has to wipe
That guy has no nose. How does he smell?
Instead a what
Tyco Brahe
It's a wolf.
@jive_t Terrible!
Hands can wave
take your shoe off
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Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Limited edition Knicks sticker for early voting today, to correspond with the parade.
Limited edition Knicks sticker for early voting today, to correspond with the parade.
Greatest city in the world.
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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.
It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
Cool!
How much did the wrap cost?
How much did the wrap cost?
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
Fantastic
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.
"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.
This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
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a shirtless man with demonic face, horns and dubious expression repeatedly shakes his head
Calibos!
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland
Lovely
I yearn for this
I want to go to there.
What's Maillag like?
What's Maillag like?
I am experiencing envy.
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animation loop: a pink skeleton walks slowly past shelf after empty grocery shelf, pushing an empty aquamarine grocery cart
Toilet paper aisle at Walmart, March 2020.
@samh ++
@samh (chef's kiss)
I felt like an idiot when I came home from Costco with a giant pack of toilet paper, the second purchased in two weeks, in late February 2020 because I forgot to update the shopping list.
That feeling did not last.
That feeling did not last.
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There's a small mountain on the north edge of Barcelona. The peak is called Tibidabo. There's an amusement park that hugs the side of the mountain. You start at the top and work your way down, then you can either hike back up or take a lift. It was really fun.
We went in the evening and my daughter and I hopped on the ferris wheel right before closing. This is the view facing away from the city.
Camera nerdery: Sony A7iii, Tamron 35-150 2-2.8.
We went in the evening and my daughter and I hopped on the ferris wheel right before closing. This is the view facing away from the city.
Camera nerdery: Sony A7iii, Tamron 35-150 2-2.8.
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A panel from a comic book, showing Captain America fighting three men in green army uniforms. He's on top of one and stiff-arming the second, Heisman style (and his hand is bigger than the guy's face). "Hey! You can't barge in here--oompff!" "Just try to stop me, mister! I'm in no mood to exchange formalities!"
source: https://them0vieblog.com/2012...
#kirbythursday hopes you always remain diplomatic. (From Captain America no. 212 1997)
#kirbythursday hopes you always remain diplomatic. (From Captain America no. 212 1997)
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A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
this is stupid and satisfying: https://screen.toys/firewood/
Oh that's amazing.
I will no longer be getting any work done for the remainder of the month of June.
wow I have a crappy video card. frame rate was something like 1 per second.
Still, looks fun.
Still, looks fun.
@dreyfusslugado Fun? Mate, this is work!
When the boss asks, what are you doing? I'm working, Hard! ffs
When the boss asks, what are you doing? I'm working, Hard! ffs
So good.
But I would like to stack my firewood a particular way ...
But I would like to stack my firewood a particular way ...
No featured, getting the splitting wedges stuck
I wanted to make a full circle of chopped wood but it looks like it's only half way round then you can't add any more :( Please send help.
My first job after I graduated high school and got married was at a secondhand furniture/appliance store. In addition to buying and selling pretty much anything we also bought semi-trailer loads of logs in the summer and cut/split/stacked cords and cords of firewood to sell. Of course, when I say "we" I mean me, as I was the sole employee. Thankfully, one day my boss made a trade for a hydraulic splitter and I no longer had to swing an axe all day.
I wasted enough time to fill four concentric half-rings, @waldopepper.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
Downed tree season is real!
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I doubt there's a more active and enthusiastic collaborator in music today than Mike Watt. Thanks for posting this, listening now and i'm already hooked.
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David Geffen Records, Inc. 1996 promotional photograph of American recording artist Beck (Beck David Hansen). He is wearing a dark zip-up jacket over a collared shirt, and looking to the side. His hair is blowing in the wind.
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A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
An SX-70 Polaroid print of Dorothy Hamill by Andy Warhol. Photographed by me, many years ago.
I've seen, and held, and photographed, some things.
Inspired by https://mltshp.com/p/1RRN0 and @LocalStain's video which I'm not smart enough to link.
I've seen, and held, and photographed, some things.
Inspired by https://mltshp.com/p/1RRN0 and @LocalStain's video which I'm not smart enough to link.
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London Tube style map of the digestive system
cue takedown from TfL in 3, 2, ...
Just had my colonoscopy so I am very familiar with the not-pictured express route.
St Pancreas innit
"Hand me the sigmoidoscope!"
@mcmjolnir ++
@mcmjolnir
Whoohoo chugging the party jug!
Whoohoo chugging the party jug!
this is a Piccadilly Line Train to......Cockfosters.
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literally loudly gasped
incredible
incredible
Neo cubism?
that waterline detail is so good
Tom Thomson came paddling past...
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Sign urging people not to plant bamboo near data centers because it’s so invasive. Sure would be a shame.
Japanese Knotweed is another plant that you really should not plant near data centers.
@dphiffer good tip! Folks, feel free to add warnings + regions where they are most disruptive to the local habitat.
Willows & cottonwoods shouldn't be planted either, as their roots can severely destroy water lines and will travel 20-25 feet looking for water. Especially near data centers that promised not to take water out of the ravaged Colorado River but now are suing to do so.
Also when stressed they send up even more trees so they're devilishy hard to remove. Look for any trees/plants in the poplar and salix genera for natives in your area to avoid these characteristics.
(Please, nobody plant Japanese Knotweed *anywhere* — it will be there far longer than the data center, killing local plants and spreading like a disease.)
@williwaw +++
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He wasn't the kid giving a nod and thumbs up in front of his PC?
naw, that's Brent Rambo
This is the brother of the "Two Dollars" newspaper boy, I think.
current minor cabinet member
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Black-and-white instructional illustration labeled “3.” A person lies on their back beneath a showerhead, lifting their legs over their torso so water sprays the lower abdomen, pelvic area, groin, and inner thighs. Below the drawing is text instructing the reader to shower the lower abdomen, thighs, pelvic region, back, rectum, lower back, groins, and insides of the legs thoroughly. The image appears to be from an older health or hygiene manual.
I am Jack's overstretched hamstring.
additional text not shown: "Unless you're in prison. Don't do this if you're in prison."
memories of TUBGIRL...
and yes, you should totally google TUBGIRL
@tonyb I think I met her at a lemon party...
@tonyb "While the feat must be applauded for its impressive combination of acrobatics and imagination, it cannot be denied that it is one of the main contributors of the increase in America's dependency on antidepressants." urban dictionary
thank you, no thank you
thank you, no thank you
I miss tubgirlfairy's chaos goblinity
@tonyb TUBGIRL... Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
@WikiAdam +++
@WikiAdam +1
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This seems….wrong.
They will push it closer and closer to what it is, denying the whole time.