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MackReed

sunday

Woman in a bubble bath sipping coffee from a cup and saucer
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Woman in a bubble bath sipping coffee from a cup and saucer
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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y95

Jean Dieuzaide, 1955. “Albarracin, Spain”

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lamnatos an hour ago
Tweak the color palette a bit and it could be straight out from The Secret of Monkey Island
jaymayday

strangers series

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recently, Ive been asking people if i can take their picture and surprisingly, everyone keeps saying Yes!

This is Mark. He jumped out of an aircraft 187 times to skydive.
4 hours ago
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m3moellering

It’s no Rakotzbrücke

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But it’s home. No, really, it’s about 250m from my house.
3 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
It's rustic enough for me!♡
ufez pro 3 hours ago
🤩
ba

Ouch?

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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Close up of a circuit board printed with the text “Rectum Fire”
NSFW: The fire down below
5 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 4 hours ago
These pins are jumpered by Taco Bell.
artwells pro 3 hours ago
Where there is Rectum Smoke
dreyfusslugado 28 minutes ago
@artwells ++ (phoot!)
Davezilla

I voted. And got a great sticker.

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mare pro 4 hours ago
I read somewhere that using children’s drawings is a sign you don’t use AI.
(Of course AI is probably getting pretty good at generating children’s drawings, but that’s beside the point.)
LocalStain

RIP Rocket.

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#RIP

There were a handful of folks that I was very much looking forward to re-connecting with when I returned to MV in 2024, Ray "Rocket" Valliere(under Meryl's arm above) was among them. I had suspected I'd missed my chance and today, sadly, discovered I had.

He passed on in 2025.

If you've ever seen the Farrelly Bros "Stuck on You" then you caught a glimpse of his magic. Ray was a fixture in Edgartown. I saw him almost every day in the summer months. He made waffle cones at the ice cream shop on the harbor and spread joy with his every step.

Rest in Power Ray. You were and always will be one of the good ones.

More about Rocket- https://abcnews.com/Primetim..., (sorry for X link) https://x.com/farrelly..., (sorry for FB link) https://www.facebook.com/groups...

Everyone loved Rocket.

Goodbye friend.
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
scruss

by Carol

A worried face in a hat and glasses with one hand peeks out from a gap in a huge wall of stacked paper. Drawn by Carol.
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A worried face in a hat and glasses with one hand peeks out from a gap in a huge wall of stacked paper. Drawn by Carol.
source: https://nickseaver.net/paperwor...

via https://www.metafilter.com/214944...
5 hours ago
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artwells

if you are lucky

700 club dude with the caption "There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds"
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700 club dude with the caption "There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds"
21 hours ago
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fnerg pro 21 hours ago
This gave me a random thought:

What would the 007 club be like? It'd probably have cooler gadgets than the 700 club at least.
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Capitalist religionism.
Argie pro 11 hours ago
@fnerg not many members tho
mare pro 4 hours ago
True. Almost all my clothes are from goodwill. I have demons.
fisherdah 3 hours ago
@mare following up, all the clothes I donate to goodwill, also demons.
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snowbow

 

Hand painted watercolour and ink birthday card of a Tibetan terrier puppy wearing a birthday celebration hat with the words ‘Happy Birthday’.
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Hand painted watercolour and ink birthday card of a Tibetan terrier puppy wearing a birthday celebration hat with the words ‘Happy Birthday’.
It was my mom’s birthday yesterday and I made her this card. She’s getting a Tibetan Terrier in a couple weeks! Super exciting. 😀
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artwells

What I saw

Open pasta package.among leaves
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Open pasta package.among leaves
Still not ready to go back to the whole What I Saw thing, but I liked this one.
12 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Homecoming.
wmo

today's

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jaymayday

vandover

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23 hours ago
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pk pro 16 hours ago
still got it
jaymayday 4 hours ago
@pk : i'm trying :)
Argie

Not so Good, Bad or Ugly

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11 hours ago
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MackReed

happy right triangle day

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taf : https://fed.brid.gy/r...
Yesterday
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mare pro 4 hours ago
My mother was born on 24 October 1924.
(Shit, there goes a security question. Are these still used actually?)
artwells

your deployment

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a man films a man on a motorcycle drives a motorcycle towards a plank ramp into a truck be. the ramp pushes forward closing the tailgate into which the riders crashes
21 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
That ramp hits him in the face. Terrible. He is likely terribly injured, and just a kid.
Argie pro 11 hours ago
something something thought process
O_C

Tatsuharu aka たつはる aka Tatsu_ha_ru (Japanese) - 3 つの顔 (Three Faces), Paintings

painting of three globular humanoid faces (one red, one yellow, one blue) stretching/squashing into one another in some sort of battle
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painting of three globular humanoid faces (one red, one yellow, one blue) stretching/squashing into one another in some sort of battle
source: https://redlipstickresurrected...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
It’s time to
MAKE
SOME
NOOOIIIISE
joffaboy

Title

Cafe and sign, the name is 'Flick the Bean'
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Cafe and sign, the name is 'Flick the Bean'
Coffee shop in Bayswater, Victoria

Via Facebook
Yesterday
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
I assume it's AI but it's silly anyway.
joffaboy

Just another day hanging out

Two kookaburras tussling over a snake
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Two kookaburras tussling over a snake
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Yesterday
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artwells

The Healthiest President

Flattened, rotting pumpkin
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Flattened, rotting pumpkin
19 hours ago
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MackReed pro 15 hours ago
Even less corruption than the current one.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
PResident Evil.
csilverman

bake

A person stands on a ladder, holding a trowel and a bucket. They are shaping the clay head of a giant clay figure sitting in front of them. The head has a grim expression and is disproportionately large compared to the figure's body. It looks as though it is being worn like a helmet. Both the head and the figure are an orange-brown clay color. Next to the ladder sits a small table with another bucket of orange clay on it. The sky is bright yellow, under a blazing white sun. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person stands on a ladder, holding a trowel and a bucket. They are shaping the clay head of a giant clay figure sitting in front of them. The head has a grim expression and is disproportionately large compared to the figure's body. It looks as though it is being worn like a helmet. Both the head and the figure are an orange-brown clay color. Next to the ladder sits a small table with another bucket of orange clay on it. The sky is bright yellow, under a blazing white sun. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#inktober day 24: bake

#notesArt
11 hours ago
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niicholas

the last pear

a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
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a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
when we moved here I planted a pear tree and a plum tree and this year the pear tree finally produced some fruit, which I picked and we ate, but at the time I left this one on the tree because it was small and not quite ready but then yesterday I was out in the field near the pear tree and lo the runt pear had become the most interesting pear of all, so I brought it inside and took a portrait of it
2 days ago
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samh pro 2 days ago
That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
I’ve been trying real hard for the last two days not to be that guy. And I’m still gonna hold my tongue but I know I’m not the only one thinking it.
LocalStain

Not yet...?

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samh pro 2 days ago
One could easily gauge the temperature of the burrito to know whether it had been hours or not... C'mon, people.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
No, but then again, I have never been held in some alien, human zoo.
guyver3 pro Yesterday
so Tuesdays?
vosechu pro Yesterday
@samh clearly you are not high enough if that sort of thing occurs to you that readily. Or alternatively, maybe you’re enough of a pro that you know the score.
deletism 10 hours ago
@samh No-one said the burrito was warm to start with
frothywalrus 3 hours ago
The shameful one is the morning Jack in the Box taco... i mean... it's there, it would be a waste...
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jaymayday

facts

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3 days ago
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shitleopard 3 days ago
@SHAGGY
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging
drurystephanie 2 days ago
I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.
dad 2 days ago
Ok we have the documents but - what was she wearing?
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ardgedee

The most insane FAKE musician I've ever seen.

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Takedown video about Marcelo Perez Schneider, bassist for the Argentine metal band Presto Vivace, proving that his playing is mimed to a recorded track.
Bassist shredder generates viral videos, is outed in this video for faking his stuff.

Absolutely tempest in a teapot material unless you're one of the 20 people in the world for which being the world's fastest bassist is important. What elevates this particular bullshit is the dude's testicular fortitude. He doesn't fake his videos (most of the viral videos were shot from the audience), he fakes the on-stage performance, night after night. And then to ratchet things up a notch he even conducts bass playing clinics, collecting money for in-person demonstrations of his speed playing, miming to a track in front of experienced bassists sitting less than two meters away.

Anyway, I've spoiled it for you, you don't have to watch unless you want to see the details. Actually the details are kinda interesting even if you don't play bass. Sapko provides pretty comprehensive narration so you can just listen while you do housework or something.

(Edit 13 hr later: the shredder guy has shut down all his socials.)
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wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
It took me a while to appreciate Danny Sapko's schtick, but he does seem like an earnest bloke and he does bring the receipts when exposing online nonsense.
ardgedee pro an hour ago
@wjcstp I'm on the fence about Sapko generally but I feel like he was about as sympathetic towards the guy as was reasonable, even took pains to search for footage of him *not* faking his playing to demonstrate that he was already an above-average player.

Somebody with an axe to grind could've been much more savage.
artwells

campaign promises

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Popeye's Whimpy grabbing a hamburger from a plate. the hamburger disappears as he bites it
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Wimpy! He will hmgladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
snarkout

Love your job and you'll never work a day in your life

Snapshot of an item in a museum. An axehead, green with age, sits behind glass, blad-down. It has a cartoonish face on it, with eyes, eyebrows, small ears, a stylized nose, and a big happy grin (including teeth). A small card with writing in Chinese is in front of it.
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Snapshot of an item in a museum. An axehead, green with age, sits behind glass, blad-down. It has a cartoonish face on it, with eyes, eyebrows, small ears, a stylized nose, and a big happy grin (including teeth). A small card with writing in Chinese is in front of it.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
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bocaj Yesterday
Sanxingdui? They also made the cutest little piggy sculptures
Argie pro 11 hours ago
"of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."

As an archaeologist, I would have described it as "the face at the other end of the bar that you should never accept a drink from"
Argie pro 11 hours ago
oh, and saved to the archaeology shk
frothywalrus 3 hours ago
Wow... i would have thought it was Mayan from the face.
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LocalStain

Real talk.

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2 days ago
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waldopepper pro 2 days ago
Well.... in some good news https://www.youtube.com/shorts...
jaymayday

aromatherapy

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lemon verbena is my favorite scent
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ba pro Yesterday
You can throw a lemon party!
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
It is lovely stuff
joffaboy

A big seller, I predict

Halloween costume - Billionaire Tech Wife
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Halloween costume - Billionaire Tech Wife
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vosechu pro 20 hours ago
Gross, but also, spirit is on point.
frothywalrus 3 hours ago
@vosechu yeah, i feel weird dunking on someone for looking weird... but on the other hand...

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