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joffaboy

Bristol Stool Chart Cake

A chocolate cake with 7 different numbered chocolate bars
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A chocolate cake with 7 different numbered chocolate bars
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bezt pro 9 hours ago
Sheetcake
mingusdew 8 hours ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
wmo pro 7 hours ago
exhaled a big OhMyGod
ninecormorants 7 hours ago
What a shit post
ufez pro 6 hours ago
Oh, man, if I still worked at a vet clinic....
urlnotfound pro 6 hours ago
AhhhhahahahHahahh
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
Moose Turd Pie adjacent
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LocalStain

 

May include: Black embroidered patch with white text that reads "IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY DOING IT THE WAY I TOLD YOU TO".
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May include: Black embroidered patch with white text that reads "IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED TRY DOING IT THE WAY I TOLD YOU TO".
source: https://www.etsy.com/listing...
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O_C

Wayne Mondok (Canadian, born 1961) Yellow Light

A late (or possibly early?) winter scene with a small pond/large puddle reflecting yellow winter light. A grove of trees bare of leaves line the body of water.
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A late (or possibly early?) winter scene with a small pond/large puddle reflecting yellow winter light. A grove of trees bare of leaves line the body of water.
source: https://the-unknown-friend.tumblr.com/post...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
I love this! ♡
mcmjolnir pro 6 hours ago
AMTTLOMWLT
O_C

ELECTRICITY

Cover art for the "The How and Why Wonder Book of Electricity" shows an illustration of a toggle on/off switch shooting bolts of electricity into a film projector, a television, a turntable, an electric drill, a train, and a telephone
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Cover art for the "The How and Why Wonder Book of Electricity" shows an illustration of a toggle on/off switch shooting bolts of electricity into a film projector, a television, a turntable, an electric drill, a train, and a telephone
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
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crazyunclejoe pro 11 hours ago
I didn’t have that one but I had several - my favorite was the How and Why book of Stars. Young me looked at that one often.
MackReed

‘tis the season

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source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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O_C

Vivian Maier - Chicago (1978)

Photograph of a bunch of daisies sitting in the back seat of an open convertible parked on a busy street in an urban setting
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Photograph of a bunch of daisies sitting in the back seat of an open convertible parked on a busy street in an urban setting
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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owl 14 hours ago
The story of the re-discovery of her work is the promise of an internet long dead.
joffaboy

The Red Handfish (Thymichthys politus)

A strange red and black fish, seen in profile on the ocean floor
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A strange red and black fish, seen in profile on the ocean floor
'The Red Handfish (Thymichthys politus) is a bizarre species found only off the coast of Tasmania. This species has modified pectoral fins that resemble human hands.and it has no swim bladder, so it uses its fins to crawl along the seafloor, and it's one of the world's most endangered fishes, with fewer than 100 individuals remaining.'
https://handfish.org.au/species-...
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wombatman70 4 hours ago
Glup Shitto inspiration
ffg

 

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source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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artwells pro 13 hours ago
Evrart and Harry had twins
ufez pro 12 hours ago
"We have both types of music: Country and Western!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Vote pasty or rusty, who do you want to ignore most?
waldopepper pro 7 hours ago
Are you sure his name isn't Dan Sullivan?
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ba

11 years ago today

A photo of a white sheet of paper on a wooden surface, featuring a short paragraph:

My cat Moo is brown. She licks water from the glass. She also once got stuck outside our balcony near the train tracks and later that day she threw up. She is a weird cat. She has a mind of her own. Sorry for the bad picture. The picture was drawn by a computer mouse.


Below the text is a small, rough red drawing of a cat.
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A photo of a white sheet of paper on a wooden surface, featuring a short paragraph:

My cat Moo is brown. She licks water from the glass. She also once got stuck outside our balcony near the train tracks and later that day she threw up. She is a weird cat. She has a mind of her own. Sorry for the bad picture. The picture was drawn by a computer mouse.


Below the text is a small, rough red drawing of a cat.
Currently he’s studying Chemical Engineering at a sexy Midwestern college.
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joffaboy

"Ethereal Encounter"

From above, a pale blue sawfish swims beside a green turtle seen through a mist
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From above, a pale blue sawfish swims beside a green turtle seen through a mist
Photo by Mark Deakin, overall winner, Australian Geographic Nature Photographer of the Year

Green sawfish (Pristis zijsron) and a Green turtle (Chelonia mydas)
https://www.threads.com/share...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
"Together they fight CRIME!"
lamnatos Yesterday
I’d definitely watch (and rewatch) that animated film
jessamyn

loosely in order, a decade-ish at a time

Nine albums that were important to me. Available in accessible format at https://my9albums.org/s/b65609f6b995
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Nine albums that were important to me. Available in accessible format at https://my9albums.org/s/b65609f6b995
I could listen to any of these albums, on repeat, forever.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Solid
williwaw pro Yesterday
FINALLY someone else with the same love for Reckoning YAY
BooBounder Yesterday
OMG. Below the Salt!
ffg

Making the rounds

Photoshopped photo of Vladimir Putin (L) and Donald Trump (R) shaking hands, standing in front of an outdoor Tastee-Freez stand.

Text superimposed over Putin: "a chili dog"
Text superimposed over Trump: "John Mellencamp"
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Photoshopped photo of Vladimir Putin (L) and Donald Trump (R) shaking hands, standing in front of an outdoor Tastee-Freez stand.

Text superimposed over Putin: "a chili dog"
Text superimposed over Trump: "John Mellencamp"
source: Ferceberk.
original: unknown
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fnerg

I love my balcony

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It overlooks a medium-busy street in a neighborhood of Seattle, so I can still people watch. I love the oaks right in front of the building that make my view green and lush, (they do have cankerworm problems, but nothing's perfect) and even in the winter, give enough of a natural feel that the place doesn't feel sterile. It's a nice mix of urbanity and green space.

I'm on the second floor, and the balcony is this fun not-quite outside and not-quite inside in between space. Like, It's ambient temperature and noise, so I need to wear warm clothing in the winter, but I can leave things outside and not worry about them getting messed with. (within reason)

I've got a Sarracenia pitcher plant on the table. It deals perfectly well with this temperature zone, so it'll go dormant in winter and come back in the spring. There's (mostly unproductive) strawberry in one of the floor planters that gives me a few of the tastiest berries every year, and a bunch of shiso plants next to it, which are great for sushi. In the little hanging pot, there's a hens and chicks plant, and some native ferns (sword and deer ferns) in the planter on the railing. I have another planter sitting unused, and I want to hang it on the railing above the strawberries.

Any suggestions as to what I should put in there? More ferns?
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jer pro Yesterday
I've been pretty happy with my dwarf cosmos. I did almost everything wrong and they're still putting out flowers this week.
jessamyn

affirming graffiti

A rural underpass in autumn with some graffiti on it saying "You are so loved"
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A rural underpass in autumn with some graffiti on it saying "You are so loved"
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samh pro Yesterday
It's true.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
When I drive to work, one of the places I park has graffiti reading “I hope you heal”

I’m trying, man. I’m trying.
waldopepper pro 7 hours ago
There's a really right bend in a road near us that people call Hoot corner. Someone sprayed HOOT on the wall so cars approaching it hoot their horn to let others know they are about to hit the corner.
gwint

Found while looking through an old harddrive

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Why was I using folder names to keep notes in?
Did I make up these facts or are they real?

At least I've worked on my spelling a bit since then.
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semillama

Volunteering is punk rock

Sent a picture of my son doing some volunteer work this morning to our family group chat and my brother-in-law made this
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Sent a picture of my son doing some volunteer work this morning to our family group chat and my brother-in-law made this
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n0wak

me right now

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homerj 14 hours ago
Oof. Vibes.

(I have a hunch a lot of us are going to be this soon...)
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Hang in there, remember the normal, stay there.
billturner

(maybe) my 9 albums

A 3 by 3 grid of albums that have influenced me and maybe mark the different styles of music I listen to based on the first album I heard in that genre.

Albums:
- Dark Side of the Moon, by Pink Floyd
- People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, by A Tribe Called Quest
- Repeater, by Fugazi
- Endtroducing..., by DJ Shadow
- Tortoise's self-titled first album
- Ragin' Full On, by fIREHOSE
- Sheik Yerbouti, by Frank Zappa
- Rock for Light, by Bad Brains
- Brilliant Corners, by Thelonious Monk
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A 3 by 3 grid of albums that have influenced me and maybe mark the different styles of music I listen to based on the first album I heard in that genre.

Albums:
- Dark Side of the Moon, by Pink Floyd
- People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, by A Tribe Called Quest
- Repeater, by Fugazi
- Endtroducing..., by DJ Shadow
- Tortoise's self-titled first album
- Ragin' Full On, by fIREHOSE
- Sheik Yerbouti, by Frank Zappa
- Rock for Light, by Bad Brains
- Brilliant Corners, by Thelonious Monk
All of these are primarily the first album I heard of an artist I still listen to today and styles or genres I really branched off from.

Sheik Yerbouti isn't that great of a Zappa album, but it was the first one of his I bought and heard. He has some amazing music here and there, but some has maybe not survived recent listens.

If there was a 10th spot, it'd probably go to Sleep's "Dopesmoker" as in recent years the droning stoner/doom metal bands have come into repeated rotation. The 11th spot would probably go to someone like Aphex Twin or Squarepusher, though I don't listen to as much electronic music these days.
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trey pro 17 hours ago
Monk!
y95 15 hours ago
fIREHOSE!
n0wak

Nice pull, man.

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BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
What on earth
ellieBOA

I got married!

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Us with our witnesses, French town hall
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B6FA798A3449 pro 4 days ago
Félicitations! ✨
poorusher 4 days ago
Awww, huge congrats!
LocalStain pro 4 days ago
Congratulations!


🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
BMK 4 days ago
Congrats!
MackReed pro 4 days ago
Wonderful!
wjcstp pro 4 days ago
Congratulations!
ba pro 4 days ago
Mazel tov!
readery 4 days ago
Congratulations!
Xedrik 4 days ago
Congratulations! \(^_^)/
wombatman70 4 days ago
❤️🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
danelectro pro 4 days ago
woot!
nikkuneko pro 4 days ago
whoaaaaaaaaaa, congrats!
dreyfusslugado 4 days ago
Congrats!
Sailormom pro 4 days ago
Awesome!
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 days ago
Grand!
snarkout pro 4 days ago
Congratulations!
Robotron_smith 4 days ago
Yay! Congratulations 🎈🎊🍾
m3moellering 4 days ago
Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉
tonyb pro 4 days ago
Hooray! Congrats!
homerj 4 days ago
Woo!
dapete 4 days ago
Mazel Tov!
jer pro 4 days ago
Hooray for love! Hooray for joy! Hooray for you two!
fins 4 days ago
Congrats!!! 🥳❤️
gormat 4 days ago
Mazel tov!
cristin pro 4 days ago
yay!!!
Argie pro 3 days ago
So cool, I hope my card got to you before the big day❤️😊
ellieBOA 3 days ago
Thanks all! And it did @Argie, thank you so much!
bubbalumpkis pro 3 days ago
Congratulations!
pastranaut pro 3 days ago
Congrats
Argie pro 3 days ago
@ellieBOA wooohooo 😁
hassebasse Yesterday
Woop woop!
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joffaboy

Meanwhile...

Chicken crossing a road, thinks 'I got my reasons'
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Chicken crossing a road, thinks 'I got my reasons'
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owl Yesterday
the joke makes perfect sense when you know "the Other Side" is a euphemism for death and the hereafter
misslivie 17 hours ago
as a chicken keeper, the joke makes perfect sense because they do what they want and are very sassy
jordanbrock pro 7 hours ago
chickensass
jpoulos

Another 9

The Rolling Stones - Tattoo You 
R.E.M - Life's Rich Pageant
Counting Crows - Recovering the Satellites 
Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend
The Monkees - The Monkees
Waxahatchee - Into the Storm
Chet Baker - Chet Baker Sings 
Les Miserables - Original 1985 London Cast Recording
Wye Oak - Shriek
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The Rolling Stones - Tattoo You
R.E.M - Life's Rich Pageant
Counting Crows - Recovering the Satellites
Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend
The Monkees - The Monkees
Waxahatchee - Into the Storm
Chet Baker - Chet Baker Sings
Les Miserables - Original 1985 London Cast Recording
Wye Oak - Shriek
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pk

Dama z gronostajem

It depicts a half-height woman turned toward her right at a three-quarter angle, but with her face turned toward her left.[7] The animal in her arms twists in a similar manner
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It depicts a half-height woman turned toward her right at a three-quarter angle, but with her face turned toward her left.[7] The animal in her arms twists in a similar manner
Lady with an Ermine, c. 1489–1491, by Leonardo da Vinci
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n0wak

Had to double check the date on this. Saved it Aug 2018.

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ba

Moonrise Hotel, STL

Blurred image of decorative lighting against a night sky. People are congregated drinking along the base of the image..
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Blurred image of decorative lighting against a night sky. People are congregated drinking along the base of the image..
12 years ago today. A few of you were there with me, having a drink at the rooftop bar after a lovely dinner at Salt and Smoke. If I recall correctly, the door tags at the hotel read "Do me now," on one side, and "Do me later," on the reverse.
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ufez pro 12 hours ago
🥲

Also, I'm going to a show next door to the Moonrise on Tuesday night. Want me to pop in and see if they ever got that stain removed?
scruss

tiled tenement close

Brown, white and green tiled tenement close on the Southside of Glasgow.
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Brown, white and green tiled tenement close on the Southside of Glasgow.
a fine example of a wally (= tiled) close.

"wally" (rhymes with "sally") is a hard word to explain: https://www.scotslanguage.com/articles...

source: https://mastodon.scot/@thisism...
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dad

On the bandwagon

MY9ALBUMS
The sound that made me

Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones

Mothership Connection
Parliament

Innervisions
Stevie Wonder

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and...
David Bowie

Here Come the Warm Jets
Brian Eno

It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us...
Public Enemy

Rocket to Russia
Ramones

Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized 

Dry
PJ Harvey
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MY9ALBUMS
The sound that made me

Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones

Mothership Connection
Parliament

Innervisions
Stevie Wonder

The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and...
David Bowie

Here Come the Warm Jets
Brian Eno

It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us...
Public Enemy

Rocket to Russia
Ramones

Lazer Guided Melodies
Spiritualized

Dry
PJ Harvey
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joffaboy

Planet 7

Blue gas giant with rings
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Blue gas giant with rings
Uranus, with rings https://www.threads.com/share...
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idogcow Yesterday
"Real soon! Oh, wait. That's not my stop"
y95

“I have a crush on you too” said no one ever

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Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors opened last night to a surprisingly positive response. With all the rehearsals and set building done, I finally had a morning to get mellow and stop by an antique store on the way back from the beach. Today's rediscovered memory was the 1976 Webster's Dictionary like the one I grew up with. Whenever I see a Jensen (which isn't often) I think, there's the definition of a modern car.
Only three more weeks of resisting to say inappropriate things to my Theater Crush.
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scruss pro 12 hours ago
at least it's not the horrid Jensen C-V8
thelonius

RIP Dad

October 16, 1974. What I take from this is 1) so many people opened their homes that they did not need all of them and 2) they wrote thank you letters to every person who did so.
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October 16, 1974. What I take from this is 1) so many people opened their homes that they did not need all of them and 2) they wrote thank you letters to every person who did so.
October 16, 1974: long time now.
What I take from this is that so many people opened their homes that they did not need to use all of them, and that they wrote thank you letters to everyone who did so.
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