Pandemic lockdown anniversary post that echos the then-current story that we’d be shut down for “weeks.”

Mocked up/'shopped series of images of a notional toy or animated figure based on the dark blue/light blue macOS Finder logo. The figure is doing things like waving, jumping, napping, running, using a computer, giving a thumbs up,and walking a dog (which looks a *little* like Clarus the Dogcow).

France returns sacred talking drum looted from Côte d’Ivoire over 100 years ago
Djidji Ayôkwé was handed to Ivorian officials in Paris earlier this month

photo looking over the shoulder of a man driving a car with one hand and holding an old fashioned rotary-dial telephone receiver to his ear with the other. The caption reads: CAR TELEPHONE.

Frosted glass box with six compartments for yellow, green, blue butterflies.

Screenshot of a warning page displayed in a browser. The url bar shows mltshp.com. The page reads:

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A powerpoint slide from a talk. Top: "The Third Thing". Then a line of text: "I don’t have a clever segue, so here’s a pair of Segways." Photo is two men on Segway scooters, on a lawn, holding polo mallets.

A figure in a heavy purple robe stands under a blue evening sky. The figure is mostly unseen, buried under the robe; one skeletal hand is visible, holding a walking stick. Under the hood, where its face would be, is a red icon of a low battery encircled by an Apple-esque charging ring: a gray circle with a short red arc indicating that the charge is low. The robe has a greenish sheen to it. In the distance is a blurry hint of trees. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

Willow sticks in the ground

𝗠𝗣 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙪𝙣𝙣: “𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙭, 𝙗𝙪𝙙.”
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud.
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tla’amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'ómoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation

World map showing migration paths of our ancestors across the Earth. Colour and arrows show the direction of various waves of movement

A set of glass double doors, above is a large plain sign with the word Microtext. Visible on the back wall is a smaller sign, also saying MICROTEXT

May be an image of dancing

A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.

screeenshot of a youtube video: a disassembled macbook neo sits at the center of a repair mat. in the corner of the screen is a second camera angle, showing the host moving a screw to a bin while setting down a screwdriver.

In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.

hand prodding a pile of white powder with the caption "Ahead: BAD DECISION?"