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Photo of Appa, the flying sky bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender", rendered in the medium of cabbage with two horns poking out. He has non-cabbage horns, an olive for a nose and two black dots for eyes, and the arrow in his head is made of a darker cabbage leaf. He's standing on a cutting board.
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"[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage"
You can see it stop-motion animated at https://www.instagram.com/p...
"[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage"
You can see it stop-motion animated at https://www.instagram.com/p...
twelvebit
my cabbages
cAPPAges
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A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The white paper has the words “We are beautiful and powerful” in pink and blue text with the blue in the forefront and the pink offset to the bottom left.
I started a new SHK to post all the photos I’ve taken of art around Minneapolis without spamming them.
https://mltshp.com/mpls-art
https://mltshp.com/mpls-art
Keep 'em coming!
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film loop of cars traveling on a freeway in reverse
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A composite image of a woman on the left, a man on the right, and tweets displayed in the center.
Transcribed Text:
Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins.
Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins.
Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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This morning I visited what our class calls "the blocks" which is the breakwater at Mar Bella beach (Barcelona). This area is stacked with these giant cement blocks. This was a few minutes after sunrise. Probably may favorite image of this series of explorations so far.
Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
Silken sea.
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I had to sit down when I saw this one
Cheeseball: The Meme That Keeps On Giving
Ping pong balls?
Oh to be a fly on the wall at that one 👀
Two of my fave singer-songwriters: Cher and Kee$han
Noooo!
Finally, the Christmas Special!
"Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
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Me and a made up person excited about coffee
Me and my older child, Flora, in their masc drag persona, Dragon Thistle, after performing a routine to Venus in Furs and tearing the roof off the place. We're selling coffee for an international rights group.
So proud of them.
So proud of them.
How awesome!
this. this is good parenting.
Flora! Dragon Thistle! 👏👏👏
Now That's What I Call Striving
I am for this
Wish I was there
Flora of the House Dragon Thistle
good dad
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'm gonna cry
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A pan of food
Andouille, Kielbasa, and Escarole. Onions, garlic, hatch chile, and vermouth. No added oils or seasoning. A recipe I came up with years ago that is always tasty.
This time I added leftover bacon. I know, leftover bacon can exist.
That reminds me of a post on a gardening post on a USENET channel I hung out on way back in the 90s. A Korean apologized for his command of English and described how he used leftover beer to kill slugs. The first response was from an Australian who said something like "Your English is just fine, but I have no idea what 'leftover beer' is"
This time I added leftover bacon. I know, leftover bacon can exist.
That reminds me of a post on a gardening post on a USENET channel I hung out on way back in the 90s. A Korean apologized for his command of English and described how he used leftover beer to kill slugs. The first response was from an Australian who said something like "Your English is just fine, but I have no idea what 'leftover beer' is"
I call bullshit on this concept of "leftover bacon"
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Whispy multicoloured thin clouds against a pinkish sky
Photo by NASA
https://www.threads.com/@beltane...
https://www.threads.com/@beltane...
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Partially-frosted deeply chocolate cake in the foreground with handsome tuxedo cat in the background.
and it was almost as stressful as watching the show. It was then that Niblet carried me in the final stage.
That looks fantastic!
@B6FA798A3449 it weighed like seven pounds and took two days to make but I've already forgotten the birthing pains and will absolutely make it again
Save me a slice
@poorusher I wish I could have all of mltshp over
Good job Niblet!
Can slices be posted?
I tried shipping cake from Canada to the US once, in the middle of summer, and tracking showed it was sitting in a hot warehouse off LaGuardia airport for three days before finally progressing. It didn’t have cream in it, or fondant, but when the recipient posted photos it looked very sad. It was a Battenberg cake, popularized by the Great British Bake Off. The marzipan had disintegrated, the beautiful square shape had bend despite careful wrapping and ample popcorn ‘chips’.
It tasted apparently still okay, but I won’t do it again.@Argie
It tasted apparently still okay, but I won’t do it again.@Argie
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Burnt out shopfront with signage THE ULTIMATE LASER ADVENTURE
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The cast of Rent! on stage at the historic Ellen Theatre.
Attended an outstanding performance of Rent! this afternoon. Absolutely beautiful, moving, and wonderful.
Hope it was better the the production I saw that was set in Sweethaven, Renk!
Fortunately this one was the real deal, @y95. And it brought tears to my eyes.
what a handsome theater!
Awesome! We saw a regional production of this in New Hampshire a few years ago, and I'd never seen the show before - so moving and catchy! I was singing Seasons and 'Today 4 U' in my head for weeks after.
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Andrea and I are in Montreal for the weekend. Lovely spot up on the hill.
hell yeah
Somebody get this guy a straightedge
Wave when you pass by Exit 4 in Vermont.
and exit 2
I live here for 22 years and have never visited. I’m such a heathen.
@mare Andrea grew up in Montreal and had been outside the Oratory dozens of times and had never set foot inside, heh.
@jessamyn, 👋🏼
@misslivie, 👋🏼
@jessamyn, 👋🏼
@misslivie, 👋🏼
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B&W photo of a desert signs and white building. Large sign says 'NOTHING"
Nothing to see here.
At last, a picture of what’s wrong with me.
Could be a great mantra, especially useful as an auto erase tool, while not listening..
_______ from _______ leaves _______
I've been there more than once.
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A middle aged man in big spectacles and a black and white oversized jumper, holding a glass of white wine. To the back left is a mirror, and back right an old poster of Mao Tse-Tung.
A friend of mine was messaging me yesterday, having been in Berlin for a couple of weeks he told me "I'm flying home to darkest Peru today".
"What time is your flight?" I asked.
"I'm on the plane now, Air France and on my seventh glass of Chablis".
I don't know anyone that buys airline WiFi so I told him to send me a photo and this was my response.
Just before I made jambalaya. Plus on Thursday I got offered a new contract.
Salud.
"What time is your flight?" I asked.
"I'm on the plane now, Air France and on my seventh glass of Chablis".
I don't know anyone that buys airline WiFi so I told him to send me a photo and this was my response.
Just before I made jambalaya. Plus on Thursday I got offered a new contract.
Salud.
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao . . .
Contractulations!
@poorusher Happy that you have a new contract. Gefeliciteerd
American Airlines started giving away Wi-Fi on domestic flights recently. You just sign in and a couple of advertisements play and you get to do internet stuff. Nord vpn even works, so if you wanted to keep them from snooping on your browsing, you can.
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Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet, sitting on a stool
Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet and enveloped in such beautiful iridescent light! It was taken in Monplaisir, France, by the Lumiere brothers and it depicts their niece (the daughter of Juliette Lumière). It is an original colour process from 1910 and not colourised.
https://www.threads.com/@officia...
https://www.threads.com/@officia...
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illustration art from Ohio University's 1928 yearbook shows a Viking ship sailing on green water towards a rocky outcropping on which the words "Ex Libris" are emblazoned
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A ‘Slow, children crossing’ sign on a telephone pole. The sign is mostly yellow with some black. The top is black with the word ‘SLOW’ in yellow letters. Below that is a black silhouette on yellow background of two children holding hands and running. Below them are the words ‘CHILDREN CROSSING’ in black, with each word on its own line.
Written in white on the two children are ‘MARB’ on the left child and ‘ACK?’ In the right.
Written in white on the two children are ‘MARB’ on the left child and ‘ACK?’ In the right.
Marb and Ack? are two common taggers in Minneapolis.
slow children, crossing
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still from the 1977 rankin-bass animated film adaptation of "the hobbit". in the frame, a mostly barren tree stands in the foreground as 14 small figures (the 13 dwarves and titular hobbit) and their two pack animals pass in single file. behind them clouds billow across a blue sky
people can hate on it all they want; it was a staple of my childhood and i still love it. the art style alone takes up so much space in my addled little brain. (not to mention those wild-assed songs, which i found myself somehow singing along to as i rewatched today)
there's a version on internet archive that attempts to restore the original broadcast audio with video from the last DVD release. it loses sync at a few spots, but is otherwise enjoyable:
https://archive.org/details...
EDIT: there also seems to be a second video+audio fix on the internet archive, available here:
https://archive.org/details...
there's a version on internet archive that attempts to restore the original broadcast audio with video from the last DVD release. it loses sync at a few spots, but is otherwise enjoyable:
https://archive.org/details...
EDIT: there also seems to be a second video+audio fix on the internet archive, available here:
https://archive.org/details...
I still get “where there’s a whip (snap!), there’s a way” popping up in my head occasionally.
Total foundational childhood memory. Let them hate. :)
Total foundational childhood memory. Let them hate. :)
The greatest adventurrrrrrre
@Robotron_smith "I don't wanna go to work today... *whip snap*" Has rotated thru my ears weekly for the past forever.
"so carefully, carefully with! the! plates!" while putting dishes away.
@1f2frfbf - absolutely
@Robotron_smith @1f2frfbf an absolute banger of an earworm!(though that's in their "return of the king" adaptation)
@mcmjolnir the warble heard round the world
@jennifer13 S A M E, i find myself uttering "that's what bilbo baggins hates!" every time i'm washing more than one dish, haha
@mcmjolnir the warble heard round the world
@jennifer13 S A M E, i find myself uttering "that's what bilbo baggins hates!" every time i'm washing more than one dish, haha
@nikkuneko Ahhhh. I get this, the Ralph Bashki adaptation, and the Return of the King animated "sequel" confused in my mind. I love them all, to varying degrees of guilt and/or pleasure.
@1f2frfbf same! and no worries, these are all so easy to blend together! IIRC at one point all three of those were packaged together (i think on VHS? and maybe early DVD too?) so they're all kind of "one thing" for all intents and purposes
@neuracnu ah, nice! when i was a kid i always misheard /mis-sang that chorus as "down down the goblins down"
@nikkuneko - I just realized that was ol' Thurl Ravenscroft singing as well.
@neuracnu right? it's a wildly stacked voice cast on that one. friggin' john huston and otto preminger, all kinds of insane talent there
@nikkuneko oh shit , right!
Guess i better watch “The hobbit” again , and get my memory straight
Guess i better watch “The hobbit” again , and get my memory straight
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"I saw this film [Solaris] late at night in a preview room in Moscow for the first time, and soon I felt my heart aching in agony with a longing to returning to the earth as quickly as possible. Marvellous progress in science we have been enjoying, but where will it lead humanity after all? Sheer fearful emotion this film succeeds in conjuring up in our soul. Without it, a science fiction movie would be nothing more than a petty fancy.
These thoughts came and went while I was gazing at the screen.
Tarkovsky was together with me then. He was at the corner of the studio. When the film was over, he stood up, looking at me as if he felt timid. I said to him, “Very good. It makes me feel real fear.” Tarkovsky smiled shyly, but happily. And we toasted vodka at the restaurant in the Film Institute. Tarkovsky, who didn’t drink usually, drank a lot of vodka, and went so far as to turn off the speaker from which music had floated into the restaurant, and began to sing the theme of samurai from Seven Samurai at the top of his voice."
https://cinephiliabeyond.org/akira-ku...
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These thoughts came and went while I was gazing at the screen.
Tarkovsky was together with me then. He was at the corner of the studio. When the film was over, he stood up, looking at me as if he felt timid. I said to him, “Very good. It makes me feel real fear.” Tarkovsky smiled shyly, but happily. And we toasted vodka at the restaurant in the Film Institute. Tarkovsky, who didn’t drink usually, drank a lot of vodka, and went so far as to turn off the speaker from which music had floated into the restaurant, and began to sing the theme of samurai from Seven Samurai at the top of his voice."
https://cinephiliabeyond.org/akira-ku...
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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black and white photograph of actress Anna May Wong
Okay but the double wings on her eyes are outstanding
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Been a while. I meant to do at least one a day this year. But it’s been a hell of year so far.
This would be a great stand-alone website
Terrible people. Really great illustrations!
I love this series so much. Thank you for subjecting yourself to such idiocy because this is art.
I don't think I know who they are and in this case I'm fine with that lack of knowledge.
@artwells - maybe. I have done over 300 of them.
@dad - some of them are niche famous but I try not to do recognizable celebrity types.
@BennyTheIcepick - thank you muchly.
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A single-panel comic of a man sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. He looks over his shoulder at a woman, who is standing at a window, holding open the curtains. She says "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behavior". This is a reference to the lyrics of the all-time great acid-house banger "Renegade Master" by the artist WildChild released in 1995. This song samples 1994's "One for the Trouble" by the hip-hop artist Eddy Castellanos Sr. aka A.D.O.R. from his unreleased album "The Concrete."
It made me laugh out loud; doesn't happen often.
In re: https://youtu.be/_oi4imsH...
In re: https://youtu.be/_oi4imsH...