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Iceland - July 25, 2025

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Some more from the phone
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MackReed pro 27 minutes ago
We visited a couple summers ago. It's magnificent.
MackReed

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A line of stainless steel train cars lit within crosses an overpass in the near distance above a dark road in a thickly wooded area
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joffaboy

Seems about right

Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
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Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
https://lemmy.world/pictrs...
5 hours ago
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samh pro 2 hours ago
Could you also add a swastika logo on the side of the bus? kthxbai
stx

What I saw today

A ziploc cannabis flower bag.
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A ziploc cannabis flower bag.
I realise this is probably a common sight in California, but this is Allschwil in Switzerland so someone's brought their own weed. Coincidentally, this village is one of the few places in Europe with a legal dispensary but it doesn't sell this one.

(It does sell Wiz Khalifa branded weed though).
3 hours ago
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LocalStain

Rob Reiner On Improvising All Of "Spinal Tap" | David Letterman

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#RIP, #GOAT

Thanks for all the laughs Rob.

And all the tears.

Rest in Power.
4 hours ago
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snowbow

 

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https://pin.it/7ettaWEEj
12 hours ago
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
That’s amazing.
thelonius 2 hours ago
Inside of you, there are two pies.
mcmjolnir pro 2 hours ago
@thelonius I wish
bubbalumpkis pro an hour ago
"Inside you are two slices of wolf pie."
0y3ahSansAcut3 51 minutes ago
Elegant.
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snarkout

Batmobile lost a wheel

A yellow poster showing six drawings of versions of the Batmobile from television and film, from Batman '66, through the Burton and Schumacher films of the '90s; to Christopher Nolan and finally Batman vs. Superman.
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A yellow poster showing six drawings of versions of the Batmobile from television and film, from Batman '66, through the Burton and Schumacher films of the '90s; to Christopher Nolan and finally Batman vs. Superman.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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minimumsafedistance 21 minutes ago
for some reason THIS image is resurrecting one of my pet fascinations, involving how and when a particular genre of thing becomes maximum gay, aka when said genre gets directed by Joel Schumacher.

In case anyone is worried about me being negative here, I'm not, I'm totally serious. The whole genre of vampire films was resurrected, so to speak, thanks to Schumacher's only thinly figleafed homo-social rocknroll vampire class, THE LOST BOYS, which of course was the apex of vampire gay-ness, except perhaps with the exception of Interview with The Vampire, despite the producers sucking 90% of the blowjob material out of the Anne Rice content.

If you've never read any Anne Rice content, it's about 30% vampire blowjobs, and if you're like, I wish these vampires were giving MORE blowjobs, checkout auther Poppy Z Brite.

I like the profile of the Batman Forever Batmobile because it looks like Schumacher asked...make it look like the self drawn eyebrow of a drag queen on cocaine.
minimumsafedistance 20 minutes ago
jeezily typos, Batman! *classic, *author.
gschmd

tintin noel

Cover to the Dec 25th 1947 issue of Tintin magazine Thomson and Thompson, Haddock, Tintin and Calculus are heading off to church, wandering through a magical snow-filled scene. Snowy has a bone and a new Christmas coat.
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Cover to the Dec 25th 1947 issue of Tintin magazine Thomson and Thompson, Haddock, Tintin and Calculus are heading off to church, wandering through a magical snow-filled scene. Snowy has a bone and a new Christmas coat.
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3 hours ago
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joffaboy

Watch

Safety signage:
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN

WATCH YA
FINGAS
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Safety signage:
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN

WATCH YA
FINGAS
source: https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...
11 hours ago
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jer pro 6 hours ago
YA BEST
PROTECT
YA NECK
ba pro 4 hours ago
Circular Saw Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit
bencmeissner pro 4 hours ago
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who immediately went to Wu Tang.

One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
It’s NOT for the children!
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
STREAM Safe Tool-use Rules Everything Around Me
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 hours ago
Fingers gonna fing
mcmjolnir pro 2 hours ago
It's time to throw some hot dogs in there
spingo pro an hour ago
OSHA rules everything around me
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dapete

Rudolph's revenge

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They used to "laugh and call him names."
Now they're all dead.
21 hours ago
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MackReed

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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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dapete 21 hours ago
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
3rdparty pro 19 hours ago
@dapete huh?
robotmachine pro 17 hours ago
God told Dapete the true gospel!
heyitsal

Happy Hanukkah

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We do family projects on most nights of the holiday. Tonight was paint by numbers.
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wombatman70 13 hours ago
Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
mkerbaj

It Me.

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19 hours ago
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Argie

Honorary Big Unit

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Not exacly a BIG unit, just a unit. I was trawling through google maps to calculate time required for some archaeology surveys and noticed this big fella alongside a highway. I've driven past him a few times but there is no stopping along the Tonkin Hwy so I was never able to snap a shot.

We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
12 hours ago
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
I’m interested to see how much over two meters tall it is.
spingo pro an hour ago
Do you live in a Guillermo del Toro movie? WTF, that face
LocalStain

🧠

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17 hours ago
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minimumsafedistance 7 minutes ago
they actual do this in the hilarious network sitcom "Ghosts", at least the American version. Your body becomes a zombie if it is alive, but your soul goes somewhere else. This is also a nod to the primary star's starring role in a show I liked less called "iZombie".
jhamill

Urban Geometry

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waldopepper pro 7 hours ago
Beautiful and there are only like 2 or 3 natural things in this photo, almost entirely man-made.
williwaw

7th - 5th century B.C. knife with hedgehog

photo of a metal knife with a small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines.
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photo of a metal knife with a small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines.
"Knife surmounted by a hedgehog
Northeast China, 7th - 5th century B.C.
Bronze
Length: 5 1/4 in. (13.3cm)
Ex coll.: James Freeman, Kyoto

A small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from
the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the
hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines. The other side is decorated by
two standing animals. The hedgehog was probably precast and
then cast onto the knife, which displays mold marks along
the edges, the result of piece-mold casting. The knife tip has
broken off.

Hedgehogs, friendly nocturnal creatures, are represented
on numerous artifacts associated with the nomadic peoples
beyond the northern frontier of China. A finial in the Museum
of Far Eastern Antiquities, Stockholm, depicts a hedgehog that
is very similar to this one. The Thaw knife must have served
as a minor tool, as it is too small to grasp firmly with the whole
hand. Knives with a decorated stud at the end of the hilt are
found chiefly among grave goods in Northeast China dating
from the eighth to the fifth century B.C."

screenshot from source: Nomadic Art of the Eastern Eurasian Steppes https://www.metmuseum.org/met-publ...
12 hours ago
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Argie pro 12 hours ago
What a beauty!

And saved to the archaeology shk https://mltshp.com/archaeology
csilverman

automated solutions

A small, blue, rocky path winds under a blazing yellow-green sky. Up ahead, the path is blocked by a small striped barrier and a dark sign that says "Ring for Service" in blue letters. Hanging to the right of the sign is a cord attached to a bell. The advice is complicated by the fact that the bell is attached to a vast, reddish-purple obelisk-shaped rock looming over the path. The rock is at an angle, and one tug on the cord would likely bring it all the way down. A bored crow sits on top of the rock, waiting for something to happen. The air is heavy with the impending future. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small, blue, rocky path winds under a blazing yellow-green sky. Up ahead, the path is blocked by a small striped barrier and a dark sign that says "Ring for Service" in blue letters. Hanging to the right of the sign is a cord attached to a bell. The advice is complicated by the fact that the bell is attached to a vast, reddish-purple obelisk-shaped rock looming over the path. The rock is at an angle, and one tug on the cord would likely bring it all the way down. A bored crow sits on top of the rock, waiting for something to happen. The air is heavy with the impending future. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
Just wait ‘til Wile E. Coyote gets a hold of this.
drurystephanie

that's the Christmas card sorted

We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
“finally, a heist film for the rest of us”
jpoulos pro 23 hours ago
You're a mean one, mister twink
spingo pro 23 hours ago
@jpoulos ***
BennyTheIcepick pro 21 hours ago
@jpoulos
You reeaallly are a Bear
With your leather cap and vinyl
Underweeeaaaarrr
cristin pro 20 hours ago
@jpoulos +++
m3moellering 19 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @jpoulos ++++
spingo pro 19 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick yesss
bubbalumpkis pro 16 hours ago
His ***** grew three sizes that day
Xedrik 2 hours ago
Something something about to take the L
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samh

Merry MLTSHPmas 2025

A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head.  A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.

2024: https://mltshp.com/p/1QLV0
2023: https://mltshp.com/p/1PNAO
2022: https://mltshp.com/p/1OC1R
2021: https://mltshp.com/p/1MNO0
2020: https://mltshp.com/p/1KIA2
2019: https://mltshp.com/p/1HI06
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Argie pro Yesterday
as is tradition
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Right back at ya!
samh pro Yesterday
--}}>>~
foist pro Yesterday
Rest, ye merry gentleman.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Merry merry!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
And so it begins
m3moellering Yesterday
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
grantbarrett pro 15 hours ago
Do I hear the Wookiees cry their joy?
samh pro 14 hours ago
I rarely do impressions, @grantbarrett, but one I'm pretty good at happens to be Chewbacca.
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LocalStain

mfw

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#repost
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crazyunclejoe

WE NOTICED YOUR HORROR VIBES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

Frowning people at a horror themed coffee shop
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Frowning people at a horror themed coffee shop
On our way to the Merry Gothmas event, we stopped off at Horror Vibes Coffee for a Secret Autopsy
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artwells

What I saw

Layers of stickers and paint, mostly yellows black and white
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Layers of stickers and paint, mostly yellows black and white
16 hours ago
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poorusher 11 hours ago
Mimmo Rotella
0y3ahSansAcut3 48 minutes ago
Were you at The Met?
artwells

into the holidays like

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the Grinch dressed as santa sliding around christmas decorations like a snake
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crazyunclejoe

MERRY GOTHMAS, EVERYONE

A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
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A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
Merry Gothmas is a holiday pop-up at the. Entourage County Fairgrounds. If you needed bones, teeth, and taxidermy for someone on your Christmas list, this was the place to be.
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m3moellering 19 hours ago
Perfection!
Sailormom pro 16 hours ago
I love your shirt!
crazyunclejoe pro 15 hours ago
Thank You @Sailormom! It was such a weird fortuitous find! Totally a social media ad that I impulse bought and which I immediately assumed was a scam. I’ve gotten more compliments on it than pretty much any item of clothing I own. I am extremely happy with it!
LocalStain

ACAB

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O_C pro Yesterday
this really happened/betty-white.gif
ArtVandelay Yesterday
Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
rogrtheshrubber pro 18 hours ago
@ArtVandelay grammar state be florida lol
jpoulos

PM Dawn - Set Adrift On Memory Bliss 1991 (Official Music Video) Remastered

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frothywalrus 14 hours ago
"I guess I’ll leave that question to the experts, Assuming that there are some out there/ They’re probably alone — solitaire."

That's some early early hashtag rapping
dogwelder

ICE training

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18 hours ago
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jhamill

Faster

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22 hours ago
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nikkuneko

walk-ins welcome

empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.

via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
what an amazing shot

you blow me away with how good of a photog you are

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