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Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"
"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.
a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
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homerj
That's awesome!
💗
Fantastic. Get that framed!
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
Fuck yeah.
Awesome!
Dang!
✊🏳️⚧️
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Wowzers! Congratulations!
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illustration of a hulking figure standing at the top of a staircase, with a young woman below on the stairs cowering in his shadow
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my dad had this neon flag made many years ago, and after it was broken in our LA->NYC move, I restored it and hung it in the basement, turning it on for parties.
wednesday, I put straight it into the basement window facing the street, and I think it'll stay there a while.
a little doggerel now, for the majority of my fellow Americans who did the right thing:
monday we’re all scrolling doom
tuesday wednesday votes go boom
thursday’s real and our hearts bloom
it’s friday I’m in love ...
wednesday, I put straight it into the basement window facing the street, and I think it'll stay there a while.
a little doggerel now, for the majority of my fellow Americans who did the right thing:
monday we’re all scrolling doom
tuesday wednesday votes go boom
thursday’s real and our hearts bloom
it’s friday I’m in love ...
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A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
Mounted studded tires and fenders on my commuter last week. My trusty steed is prepared for the next storm. It's missing lights and pogies in this photo but those will be added all in good time.
Excellent, keep getting out there this winter!
Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
IS THAT AN ANTI-THEFT HUFFY STICKER OR LEGIT?
I am fortunate to have only a one-ish mile commute so staying honest is fortunately easy, @cwhartman.
Take a look at the rear dropouts on this steed, @shitleopard. That'll probably answer your question.
Take a look at the rear dropouts on this steed, @shitleopard. That'll probably answer your question.
YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL SURLY ABOUT IT!
Still pondering if I’m going to make my bike winter ready or use the bike sharing bikes (Bixi) this winter. They have knobby tires and studs and there’s a station 3 minutes from my house. Last winter my own bike got quite some rust damage. Only downside is that they don’t have pogies. And once you used pogies it’s hard to go back.
Having a resource like that sounds amazing, @mare! Pogies are exceptionally comfortable but you would probably be perfectly happy with a set of big, warm mittens.
@shitleopard Excellent pun! :D
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Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
I didn't know until today that this job existed and now I'm sad that I'll never have it.
I didn't know until today that this job existed and now I'm sad that I'll never have it.
*gets arrested in Japan for breaking and entering to steal a way-too-small business suit
"They said dress for the job you want and I want his job."
"They said dress for the job you want and I want his job."
Best comment thread ever.
Interview here: https://lp.p.pia.jp/article...
Key quotes:
"I want to increase the points of contact—the touchpoints—between everyone and Godzilla, and make him an even more familiar presence than before."
"Furthermore, we will develop diverse content beyond just video content, increasing the entry points to Godzilla and creating opportunities for people to encounter Godzilla"
Key quotes:
"I want to increase the points of contact—the touchpoints—between everyone and Godzilla, and make him an even more familiar presence than before."
"Furthermore, we will develop diverse content beyond just video content, increasing the entry points to Godzilla and creating opportunities for people to encounter Godzilla"
not with that attitude
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...
"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'
The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'
The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.
Inverse modern astronomy
Inverse modern astronomy
Literal sky net
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
No Sparrow Shall Fall
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My kiddo is a city council member!
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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
Ooh, what do we have here?
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
@jaymayday Would eat
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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Wombat sketch by Edward Burne-Jones featured in Memorials of Edward Burne-Jones (1904) by Georgiana Burne-Jones
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Postcard from Germany arrived today with this most excellent Batman stamp on it. Straight to the pool room!
and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
Na na na na na na na Bat Stamp!
@bezt ++
Pulled, no doubt, from a box that is prominently labeled "BAT POSTAGE"
Saved to the Batman shk!
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
This is my "Bob"
Grunkle Stan?
I don't recall owning a tie…
I too am an old.
I don’t even have a TV
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A woman looks out fiercely from inside the hulking yellow industrial humanoid robot she is operating
oh, and let’s make someone fierce, clear, sharp, and irreproachable like Warren and AOC leaders of their respective majorities, while we’re at it. I’d be cool with that.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
I've been trying to assemble just a capsule biography of all the Dems who flipped a seat, and reading about Teresa Benitez-Thompson—the first Democrat elected in Reno since it got its own seat in 1981—I saw that she was a former Miss Nevada (finished 4th at Miss America that year). It turns out that she seems *wildly* impressive. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article...
Here's her doing a monologue from The Laramie Project, about the murder of Matthew Shepard, as her talent performance at the 2003 Miss America pageant. 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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A hazy city skyline under a greenish-yellow sky. In the foreground is a building with an arched door; the door has a round window on it, glowing an eerie green. Directly above the door is a small triangular warning decal. Above that is a gaping hole in the wall of the building. Whatever made the hole has just made it, as the air is still filled with flying debris. The pointed, red-spotted tail of the hole-maker is disappearing offscreen in the top right. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
Snapped today in Glenreagh, northern New South Wales. (It's not all that big, maybe 4 metres tall.)
big for a Dingo tho
We’re gonna need a bigger baby
Reg Mombassa vibes
@BennyTheIcepick ha ha ha ha ha
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A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
A Morning Borb.
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We should all make a screaming gif with audio, FFU.
Musk you be so coy as to who you mean?
gee, like a completely different movie.
AI, capitalism and an evil tech company are already the real villain in the Alien series. The first two, at least.
@me3dia
I think that’s the joke?
I think that’s the joke?
having followed McJesse since his vine days, that's the joke folks
@BennyTheIcepick @travis ah, fair enough
ZAT IZ ZE JOKE
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett who showed considerable backbone, and gave a unique lesson about freedom of speech, and fearless activism. She is the bane of racists everywhere, the mother of the new Texas spirit. She lent her balls to Talarico.
She’s incredible and I hope to see plenty more of her. I do think Talarico was the better choice for the general - just in terms of not having to overcome the racism and misogyny that regrettably appears hard baked into the electorate - but she has so much to offer Texas and this country.
She's miraculous and we must protect her at all costs
I dunno... she seems like a liability that won't get much push forward.