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gwint

Eye Contact With a Humpback Whale

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Rachel Moore
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dreyfusslugado an hour ago
"I've been trying to contact you about your vehicles extended warranty"
ba pro 24 minutes ago
I hear they have the most delicious eye of any mammal!
scruss

biiiig stretch (+ blep) ...

A dog stretches in the deserted town of Futaba inside the 20km evacuation zone in Fukushima, Japan. Photograph: Sergey Ponomarev/AP
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A dog stretches in the deserted town of Futaba inside the 20km evacuation zone in Fukushima, Japan. Photograph: Sergey Ponomarev/AP
source: https://www.theguardian.com/environm...
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poorusher

How to sell a laminator

Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
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Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
https://mastodon.nl/@Edwin08...

Could be AI, I don't know.
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vosechu pro 8 hours ago
It’s hard to tell now. OpenAI released a new image generator that’s incredibly good at hands, continuity, text. So it’s about the get a lot worse.
m3moellering 7 hours ago
I’m pretty sure that it is based upon how stretched the distal areas of the radial and ulnar regions are. We should be able to see metacarpals before the laminator.
poorusher 6 hours ago
The more I look at it the more the legs seem off. Also the radiator back left seems to have odd foreshortening on it, and the plug cable seems too contrived.

Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
B6FA798A3449 pro 5 hours ago
This has been floating around for years. Here's a reddit version of it from five years ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r...
bezt pro 4 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 Low-background memes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
@bezt I love that, absolutely stealing that as a concept
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
"Everything she puts up for sale is her in a crazy situation using the item! She’s local to me and I love seeing what she tries to sell next!" Quote from Reddit.
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bubbalumpkis

4th Columbo!

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
I think the 13th Columbo was a good "return to form".

#Columbo #OneMoreThing
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
this is fantastic
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
bezt pro Yesterday
This is the Comic Relief representation I was looking for.
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
4th Columbo's Peugeot is much bigger on the inside that it seems.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Sure, I'll add this to my belief system.
WikiAdam 23 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado incredible
WikiAdam 23 hours ago
Love how the 10th and 14th Columbo are both Mark Ruffalo.
Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado *chef's kiss*
dad 4 hours ago
John C Reilly
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LocalStain

The Angine de Poitrine situation is crazier than you think

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#maestra

This is FANTASTIC.
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nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
"NOT THE WIGGL-"
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
i do love her worldview.
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
Great insights. I appreciated that.
bezt pro 3 hours ago
I’m sure that’s the case, since I have no idea who Angine is, or why they would be in my poitrine.
scruss pro 2 hours ago
I guess Emily might have been referring to the Friendly Rich Show, a monthly surrealist cabaret formerly held at the Tranzac in Toronto. Its lineup was barely controlled, and yes, there was sometimes a performer who'd set his dick on fire. And not in any kind of controlled, stage fire way: douse his nads with lighter fluid, flicked his Bic, and run off stage screaming with his crotch aflame.
crazyunclejoe pro an hour ago
@scruss - clearly the last bit was improvised as he remembered yet again that he wasn't wearing the asbestos codpiece.
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MackReed

on ha long bay

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our overnight cruise was shortened to a day trip. The Ha Long Bay nautical authorities - with potential typhoon conditions forming - didn’t want a repeat of last July’s 32-fatality capsizing of a tourist boat in a full typhoon, and shut down all overnight traffic.

Weather both days this week turned out to be languid and calm, and so was the truncated cruise.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Photo +++
MackReed

with a certain cool regard

a yellow carved-wood horse with sharply pointed ears eyes rhe viewer with what appears to be an arched eyebrow and a knowing smirk
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a yellow carved-wood horse with sharply pointed ears eyes rhe viewer with what appears to be an arched eyebrow and a knowing smirk
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redfox

The Academy Award for Best Performance by a Toad goes to this toad

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"
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A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

The bluesky poster who shared this wrote: "was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova"
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aquaphase

Welcome to the disappointment potluck

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gwint pro Yesterday
This deserves a knuckle sandwich.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@gwint Like pickled knuckle, with cumin seeds?
ffg pro Yesterday
tihi
idogcow 20 hours ago
Only way to make these more disappointing would be to serve them from a Swedish cookie tin
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
A little sesame oil, a little chili crisp you got yourself a starter
bezt pro 3 hours ago
@idogcow agreed, they’d be terrible sewing supplies.
scruss pro 2 hours ago
Wait, am I hearing that there are people who don't like sliced cucumber?
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cristin

For those who celebrate

Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
#nixon #missedIt

fitting that he died on earth day
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cristin pro 13 hours ago
and rats, I missed TMA-1 discovery day this year!
LocalStain

"...the basic mechanism by which humans learn that other people are real goes dark."

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scruss

... or put-upon robot?

diagram of a cassette recorder component from a 1970s system schematic. It is a square with an upper rectangular panel containing two blue circles side by side (tape spools, supposedly) and below are six keys that look like a mouth with teeth. It is labelled "Cassette Recorder".
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diagram of a cassette recorder component from a 1970s system schematic. It is a square with an upper rectangular panel containing two blue circles side by side (tape spools, supposedly) and below are six keys that look like a mouth with teeth. It is labelled "Cassette Recorder".
from the RCA "COSMAC VIP Instruction Manual" (1978)
source: https://www.bitsavers.org/componen...

Yes, I spent all of last weekend with COSMAC nerds, can't you tell?

#pareidolia
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nikkuneko

porch boy spotted

an orange cat sitting upright on an open porch, eyeing the photographer suspiciously.
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an orange cat sitting upright on an open porch, eyeing the photographer suspiciously.
serious porch contemplation on a wednesday evening. this is as close as i got before he bolted to the other side of the porch and y a w n e d.
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aquaphase

Caution: Misfits ahead

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WikiAdam Yesterday
The plot of one of my kids' favorite recently published books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books...
w1nt3rmut3 19 hours ago
i can't kick this feelin' when it hits
gormat 16 hours ago
Unchained melody
rogrtheshrubber pro 4 hours ago
Say you're a skull
And you'll be my skull

bomp bomp bomp bom

If not I'll just die-ie-ie
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csilverman

boop

A dark blue background. Hovering above is a large, orange space invader: one of those blocky pixel monsters from the classic arcade game. It is dropping neon green blocks. Below it, running away from the blocks, is a person, not pixelated, carrying a black umbrella. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark blue background. Hovering above is a large, orange space invader: one of those blocky pixel monsters from the classic arcade game. It is dropping neon green blocks. Below it, running away from the blocks, is a person, not pixelated, carrying a black umbrella. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
Digging the classic arcade vibe!
MackReed

any major dude will tell you

A Vietnamese rooster poised on one leg with red and iridescent dark green feathers and a red comb eyes the viewer, a faded red arrow on the wall pointing to the bird.
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A Vietnamese rooster poised on one leg with red and iridescent dark green feathers and a red comb eyes the viewer, a faded red arrow on the wall pointing to the bird.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Oh NICE photo.
snarkout

Bernadette Devlin

A black-and-white photo of a young brunette woman sitting on a fence in a city, looking off to the side. She's wearing a sweater, short skirt, and tall boots, and is holding a poster that reads, "VOTE PEOPLES DEMOCRACY: Jobs for All / Houses for All / Votes for All / NOW".
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A black-and-white photo of a young brunette woman sitting on a fence in a city, looking off to the side. She's wearing a sweater, short skirt, and tall boots, and is holding a poster that reads, "VOTE PEOPLES DEMOCRACY: Jobs for All / Houses for All / Votes for All / NOW".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

On this day in 1969, the socialist Irish Republican Bernadette Devlin gave her maiden speech in Parliament, at the time the youngest female MP ever to do so. Instantly a celebrity for her age and outspokenness, she appeared on Carson, met with the Black Panthers, and was given the key to New York by John Lindsey (which she turned over to the Panthers' Harlem chapter).

Devlin served six months in jail for incitement to riot after the "Battle of the Bogside" which kicked off the troubles, and was a personal witness to Bloody Sunday. (Perhaps most famously, she slapped Home Secretary Reginald Maudling on the floor of the House of Commons for his assertion that Bloody Sunday was an act of self-defense on the part of the Parachute Regiment. "Asked if she intended to apologise to Maudling, Devlin said: 'I'm just sorry I didn't get him by the throat.'")

In 1981, Devlin (by then having changed her name to Bernadette Devlin McAliskey) and her husband, Michael McAliskey, survived an assassination attempt by Loyalist paramilitary forces; Devlin McAliskey was shot nine times. Since 1997, Devlin McAliskey has run a community development and advocacy non-profit in Northern Ireland.
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n0wak

This is the coolest a place is capable of looking

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via https://www.tokyotimes.org/
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
What is the blue stuff in the dispenser to the right?
LocalStain

My morning routine....

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roue 5 hours ago
Emily Hopkins is great.
jpoulos pro 5 hours ago
I read that as my morning poutine and now i'm hungry
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
@jpoulos This is so Emily Nutella...
Argie

What Could Go Wrong?

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1950s proposed Soviet nuclear airship
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
Hindenburg 2: Nuclear Boogaloo!
idogcow 18 hours ago
Beware of Don Karnage, leader of the dreaded Air Pirates and commander of the massive airship the Iron Vulture!
artwells pro 15 hours ago
This kills the continent
poorusher 15 hours ago
I love you Sky Chernobyl
spoetz 8 hours ago
Oh, the huge gamma rays!
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
This solves both problems that dirigibles have had: Nobody had considered putting stuff in the huge torpedo shaped thing was always empty for no discernible reason; and not being explosive enough.
RMarshall pro 8 hours ago
Kirov reporting.
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
anybody else troubled by the likelihood of hydrogen being completely incapable of lifting a lead vessel filled with heavy elements?
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
@MackReed Not sure "troubled" is the word I would use since it means upper-atmosphere circulation of radioactive gases will be minimized.
shaniber pro 3 hours ago
I saved this to the Airships shk!
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MackReed

ugly gerry

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source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

via https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
Thanks, I hate it
m3moellering

I thought it was a Crane!

The photo shows a father and son walking into a restroom on their left. There are three sinks, and then a urinal.
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The photo shows a father and son walking into a restroom on their left. There are three sinks, and then a urinal.
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roonie pro 21 hours ago
That, Son, is a pipe.
m3moellering 7 hours ago
@roonie Hehehehehe
deletism 59 minutes ago
@roonie Oh no it isn't!
waa

[Personal] Magnolias for my ex

Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.

Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.

But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)

#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
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m3moellering 3 days ago
That’s gorgeous.
nikkuneko pro 3 days ago
good luck; i hope it goes well.

i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.

beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
waa pro 3 days ago
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
waa pro 3 days ago
@nikkuneko Thank you! Because of the chemo, our relationship got under a lot of stress quickly - and our differences probably got even bigger. She said quite a lot of things that hurt me and I truly don't know if it was her or the chemo or anything else. And I didn't see or respect some of her boundaries.

I'm trying to let go and build a new relationship with her, but it's not so easy. (thanks for letting me vent)
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
As someone who has built some wonderful and meaningful relationships with exes, let me just say that it takes work but it is possible and it’s often tremendously rewarding.
waa pro 3 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick Oh, I Agree! I have good, if not great relationships with almost all of my exes. This is an outlier. But I have some faith in our mutual willingness.
spingo pro 2 days ago
Lovely all around.
waa pro 2 days ago
@spingo thanks! 😘
Argie pro 2 days ago
@waa you blow me away, this is the lovliest thing I've seen/read in a while. I truly hope you can find a good balanced friendship out of all this. I'm the same with exes (cept 1 😏) and whilst not best mates, still mates.
waa pro 2 days ago
@Argie thank you😍😍😍 I saw her today, and we had lunch and went to a museum and it was actually all really nice.
Argie pro Yesterday
@waa awesome 😁
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infini

 

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artwells

"hamster poo"

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KAreem Abdul-Jabbar saying something
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Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
Yabbadabbadoo!
Argie pro 20 hours ago
Here's what we do
robritz 15 hours ago
rabbit goo
dogwelder pro 6 hours ago
Tampa too
rogrtheshrubber pro 3 hours ago
A man with a pool
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jive_t

big news

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davidl pro Yesterday
“Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”

https://www.dncr.nc.gov/news...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Too long a haul for me, but that's pretty cool.
bezt pro Yesterday
Technically commemorates a bigunit, but is not one itself.
samh pro Yesterday
He once drank 114 beers, then had wine with dinner.
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
@samh yeah when you have to shit in the bathtub, nobody stops you from buying another case.
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infini

Ozempix

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m3moellering Yesterday
Funny/NotFunny
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Genuine lol, by Zeus!
csilverman

heaven sent

A glowing, translucent, indigo-green blob that resembles a Pac-Man ghost hovers in a dark space. The blob has two round eyes and a fixed smile, like the face of a toy. Above the blob is a glowing blue-green halo from which fog is rising. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A glowing, translucent, indigo-green blob that resembles a Pac-Man ghost hovers in a dark space. The blob has two round eyes and a fixed smile, like the face of a toy. Above the blob is a glowing blue-green halo from which fog is rising. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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cristin

best 4/20 ever

on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke. 

the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
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on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke.

the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Def sharing this!
dad 4 hours ago
I don't know, I think that would taste like cat piss and dirty socks.
tweedlydo

TFG

three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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bezt pro 4 days ago
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
homerj 4 days ago
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
ardgedee pro 4 days ago
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
owl 3 days ago
(Courtney Barnett enters the chat)
roonie pro 3 days ago
Odelay!
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