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snarkout

This is fine.

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...

Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
3 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
corbie 17 minutes ago
postcards from the Anthropocene
bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a cowboy in a wild-west landscape.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a cowboy in a wild-west landscape.
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m3moellering

I absolutely will not go schloop!!

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shitleopard 6 hours ago
"THICK BUT SMOOTH" - ITS LIKE I AM LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR
m3moellering 16 minutes ago
@shitleopard Heheheheh
MackReed

earlier …

Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.
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Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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me3dia pro 7 hours ago
"Woof? ...Woof?"
joffaboy

Onya Fritz

Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
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Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
https://mefisocial.files.fedi....
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bezt pro 21 hours ago
Zwicky was brilliant, but I’ll note that his observation was “astronomers are spherical bastards”, and he was very much an astronomer.
grantbarrett pro 9 hours ago
And I'll note that "spherical bastard" is variation on an older term "revolving SOB."
MackReed

very large array

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animation loop - a concave field of tightly packed spheres limned in white on black revolves slowly around a larger black sphere at its center
16 hours ago
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3rdparty pro 9 hours ago
me inside Las Vegas Sphere
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Every galaxy.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
“Limned” is such a great word
WikiAdam 3 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Agreed, one of my favorites!
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scruss

seek and ye shall ...

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the animation you get if you search Google for "jimothy": a cartoon Jimothy raccoon canters across the screen
I know Google is evil, but jimothy ...

#jimothy
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scruss pro 18 hours ago
the tiny thumbnail that mltshp makes seems even better: https://scruss.com/wordpres...
brundlefly

Jimothy Ink

Stylized Jimothy tattoo by Connelly Tait at Not Occult Tattoo in Seattle WA
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Stylized Jimothy tattoo by Connelly Tait at Not Occult Tattoo in Seattle WA
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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MackReed

sunday

comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”
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comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
A very happy nunday
Xedrik 16 hours ago
....nuns don't work on Sunday! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
m3moellering

Some of his earliest works

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No, it’s not Art Wells’. But it could be….pine is much easier to carve.
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artwells pro Yesterday
I wish I was that skilled
nikkuneko

sunday tableau

black metal park bench in a grassy park, empty save for three toys: a grey plush cat with cartoonishly big eyes, a pink plastic polaroid camera, and a brown and white plush cat with the same big eyes
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black metal park bench in a grassy park, empty save for three toys: a grey plush cat with cartoonishly big eyes, a pink plastic polaroid camera, and a brown and white plush cat with the same big eyes
some kid left their whole arsenal behind
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ba pro 23 hours ago
@nikkuneko West Side Park?
ba pro 23 hours ago
(not to be confused with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTL0 )
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
@ba sure is!
dphiffer pro 20 hours ago
haha my kid has that toy cat, it sings jingle bells with "meows" if you pinch its paw.
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drurystephanie

time to annoy the Trumpers

Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop
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Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop
Finally went to this Christian coffee place in my own merch to distress them. I didn't get a pic inside so this tender treat from the car will have to do.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
You have to say, "I want some fuckin' coffee, no incel or virgin coffee!"
drurystephanie Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 haha will report back
homerj Yesterday
Christian sect one: GOD SAYS MAKE MUCH PROFITS FROM COFFEE!
Christian sect two: GOD SAYS NEVER TOUCH COFFEE!
jxyzn pro Yesterday
I was unaware of their alignment! Well, shoot. That just leaves Bigfoot nearby, which sketches me out in a slightly different way.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
“just so you know, whatever you do to the least of these, i’ll be doing unto management”
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
@nikkuneko ahahahahaaaaaaa
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
@jxyzn I'm right there with you on Bigfoot. The first time I walked into a Woods I felt a panic attack coming on and I googled whether Woods was Christian and sure enough. Body keeping the damn score.
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
@homerj WHICH SECT DO I CHOOSE
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
@drurystephanie "Triple espresso, please. Black as the heart of Satan."
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
How did it go? Did you have to overturn any tables?
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robotmachine

 

<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
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<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
And then Roadrunner runs into the picture and is last seen closing the door to the bedroom.
neuracnu pro Yesterday
😭😭😭 @ardgedee
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Lettuce entertain you...
brundlefly 22 hours ago
Shit, that's really accurate for this Californian.
Sailormom pro 22 hours ago
It's not a phase
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
This is *not* a Weekly World News graphic.







Is it?
chauffi pro 5 hours ago
Hah! Wisconsin has both the Diarrhea Lettuce AND the Canadian Cough. USA! USA! (I'm assuming)
ffg pro 50 minutes ago
The green bit at the top of Wisconsin is actually the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
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robotmachine

 

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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m3moellering 2 days ago
I cannot love this more!
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Goddamn
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
Took me a minute.
idogcow 2 days ago
😳 Not until the last line.

I need more G&S, more G&T, or both 🎖️
dogwelder pro 2 days ago
This has some serious slant rhyme crimes, but I guess that's the point.
rk2z pro Yesterday
"adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous" ... wait a minute. Nicely played!
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Sjixxxy

Website

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I miss when websites were ugly and usable. So I redesigned my photography website to have some ugly turn of the century vibes. Check it out. https://www.kpraslowicz.com
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m3moellering 2 days ago
2006 vibes, fershure. Could be a Google Site.
poorusher 2 days ago
Bookmarking thank you
samh pro 2 days ago
I've been pleased to receive your new photograph email blogs as of late.
dogwelder pro Yesterday
I should redo my page to make it more friendly to modern machines, but make it look like it did when I first made it, right down to the link bar on the right and hard-coded pages for blog entries. Like this:https://web.archive.org/web...
BooBounder Yesterday
Usable IS NOT ugly.
BMK 7 hours ago
Extra points for including the "Netscape NOW!" button at the bottom.
dean_paxton pro 5 hours ago
Fantastic work!
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csilverman

past lives

A small house sits in a giant hole. One of the windows is lit yellow. Smoke rises from a chimney. Above, the sky is slightly cloudy and a yellowish-green. Someone stands on the edge of the hole, rather uselessly tossing dirt onto the roof of the house. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small house sits in a giant hole. One of the windows is lit yellow. Smoke rises from a chimney. Above, the sky is slightly cloudy and a yellowish-green. Someone stands on the edge of the hole, rather uselessly tossing dirt onto the roof of the house. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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robotmachine

 

Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
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Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
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travis pro 3 days ago
one sip of beer later....
caitlinburke pro 2 days ago
@travis I don’t even need the beer.
travis pro 2 days ago
@caitlinburke *a slightest breeze occurs*
LocalStain

Written in Blood.

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dad 2 days ago
Chalk is the least of it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
idogcow 2 days ago
Have we already forgotten the 2007 melamine contamination tragedy?
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
We've already exceeded the total number of 2025's measles cases and it's only late July.

And that's keeping in mind those are only the reported cases. People who can't afford or are antagonistic to healthcare are keeping their kids at home and getting advice from Dr. Facebook.
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
... or Dr. ChatGPT
ckoerner 2 days ago
@ardgedee I asked Lawyer ChatGPT about this and it said it's fine! (Joking)
m3moellering 2 days ago
@dad Thank you! This is a personal issue for me and I need to see others who understand.
dapete 20 hours ago
It would be a Jungle out there
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robotmachine

 

Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"
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Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"
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me3dia

the new story

screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"
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screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/json-der...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
I love how much I hate this.
spingo pro 3 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick *
waldopepper pro 2 days ago
:(
LocalStain

A Pair of Kings

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Lockjaw

I'm A Proud Papa

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This is my middle child Tosca. She's running for city council in Pine Island, Minnesota. I'm pretty stoked.

https://toscawohlforcitycouncil2026.com/
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homerj 4 days ago
I know Pine Island! Good luck to Tosca and her campaign!
wjcstp pro 4 days ago
Good luck in her race!
poorusher 4 days ago
✊️
MackReed pro 4 days ago
You raised her right. 🇺🇸
samh pro 4 days ago
My Mom got her elementary school teaching career started in Pine Island in the 70s. Go get 'em, Tosca!
jpk 4 days ago
Good luck to her! Is she running as anti-data center? It sounds like Google has kicked the hornets nest there
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 days ago
So long as she promises to keep Cheesefest running she has my support
m3moellering 4 days ago
Woohoo!!!
Lockjaw pro 4 days ago
@jpk Yes she is!
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joffaboy

Fully stoned

Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP
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Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP
https://www.tumblr.com/redlipst...
2 days ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Steal this, make t-shirts.
roonie pro Yesterday
I can only presume, 12 million years ago, someone's crop got caught in a landslide.
He or she would have been so pissed.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@roonie
Nah he was trying to hide it from his nosy ass narc parents between two layers of mud and was too stoked to remember which one
heyitsal

So say we all

A beautiful piece of collage artwork created using vintage ephemera and put together digitally. It says Cats Hate Chat GPT
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A beautiful piece of collage artwork created using vintage ephemera and put together digitally. It says Cats Hate Chat GPT
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuckyeah...

Artist link: https://bevacton.com/
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ufez pro 2 days ago
Chien GPT too!
dogwelder pro Yesterday
But they love the TRS-80 Model III!
homerj Yesterday
They much prefer Cat-GPT
niicholas Yesterday
Les chats détestent le chat gpt
MackReed pro Yesterday
@niicholas there ya go
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Heh! You need to read Starter Villain by John Scalzi!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Remember that ChatGPT is french for "Cat, I farted."
heyitsal pro 20 hours ago
@Lockjaw Well, I liked Scalzi's Redshirts, but I didn't like Kaiju Preservation Society. I'll give it a shot. Although I'm a bit reluctant based on the cover showcasing a cat. I just finished the eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and based on the cover, I worry about another main cat character so soon.
Lockjaw pro 18 hours ago
(chuckles in Feline) No harm comes to any cat.
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Mr_Encyclopedia

Socrates

The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"
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The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"
Source: https://beige.party/@HG...
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LocalStain

🤔

CDN media
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CDN media
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Unfortunately the right has become expert at the mental gymnastics necessary to fully believe it’s ok for _them_ but not liberals.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@bencmeissner There are two Obamas.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 True and I'd vote for Michelle in a heartbeat, but she's said she has no interest in running to office.
O_C pro Yesterday
"We bombed some folks."
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jfaster

my inheritance, apparently

A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.
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A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.
Was visiting my parents recently and my dad revealed he has a big box full of these he saved all these years. Also a lot of Groo The Wanderer and Herald Head.
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jive_t pro 3 days ago
bummer I can only like this once
artwells pro 3 days ago
Loved these
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
That’s way cooler than a box of Archie comics.
1f2frfbf pro 3 days ago
A whole box of old funnybooks? That's a great rainy afternoon's worth of reading coming up, right there...
thelonius 3 days ago
Mr. Natural is kind of a dick, like Superman
owl 3 days ago
@thelonius don't look too closely into Crumb's recent thoughts on the state of things. Vaccines and such. Yikes
thelonius 3 days ago
@owl yeah I bought "Tales Of Paranoia", yikes indeed
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robotmachine

 

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">

"^ what artistic growth feels like"
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"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">

"^ what artistic growth feels like"
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vosechu pro 2 days ago
I say this a lot and that’s exactly what I mean. Further proof that computer science is an art, not a science. Or maybe I’m engineering instead of sciencing. Not sure.
notyou

Happy Birthday

A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.
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A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.
Tomorrow is Popcorn’s birthday. She’s wearing her new hiking boots, which she hates.
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ardgedee pro 3 days ago
There is a part of me that finds it amusing that dogs, who will happily tromp into the nastiest, most horrifying substances that Earth can produce and prance off again to show you how proud they are, mostly hate having their paws touched and will fight off any human who wants to squeeze their paw pads.
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
HPBD popcorn!
bezt pro 2 days ago
Happy birthday, Popcorn!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Fergus sends a birthday salute!
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