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tonight! the final #mlt3k TNG group watch
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one of the final shots of "star trek: the next generation" finale episode "all good things", an overhead shot of a round poker table around which the main characters are gathered. captain picard finally joins the crew, dealing cards around the table.
you might remember that we had regular “MLT3K” group watches of movies and TV through the pandemic. believe it or not, we’ve kept at least one going in the years since, a semi-regular star trek group watch.
we worked our way through all of TOS, and then through all of TNG. after the better part of 5 years, we are at last coming up on our FINAL TNG viewing, the top notch finale “all good things”.
i know it’s short notice, but if you’d like to join us, we will be convening on the MLT3K slack around 7PM CST. we’ll sync up one last time on the channel and breeze through this gorgeous feature-length episode.
please contact me (comment here with your info, or email nicholasmatthewgarcia [at-a-the] gmail) if you need an invite to the slack channel.
but even if you miss this one, i’m sure we’ll be watching something new after this. i’ll try to keep you updated.
cheers!
we worked our way through all of TOS, and then through all of TNG. after the better part of 5 years, we are at last coming up on our FINAL TNG viewing, the top notch finale “all good things”.
i know it’s short notice, but if you’d like to join us, we will be convening on the MLT3K slack around 7PM CST. we’ll sync up one last time on the channel and breeze through this gorgeous feature-length episode.
please contact me (comment here with your info, or email nicholasmatthewgarcia [at-a-the] gmail) if you need an invite to the slack channel.
but even if you miss this one, i’m sure we’ll be watching something new after this. i’ll try to keep you updated.
cheers!
mltshp men unite!
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Marched in a rally against sexual violence last month after the Cornell 7 case emerged.
I'm pretty disgustipated by the heinous treatment that too many men give to women, from the wink-and-nod given our child-rapist president to the brutish institutional sexism of the Hegseth generation to the porn-trained abuse on dates that folks report too often in online forums https://www.reddit.com/r....
So. Very. Wrong.
I'm pretty disgustipated by the heinous treatment that too many men give to women, from the wink-and-nod given our child-rapist president to the brutish institutional sexism of the Hegseth generation to the porn-trained abuse on dates that folks report too often in online forums https://www.reddit.com/r....
So. Very. Wrong.
ゴジラ、襲来。
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Photo of a dark brown cat lying on asphalt, perhaps sleeping. Brightly colored red/orange/yellow leaves are placed along the back from neck to tail, as well as feet, which, combined with the cat’s pose, resemble Godzilla.
source: https://www.threads.com/share...
Title!
ゴジラ、転寝する
BLACK STALLION
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"BLACK STALLION
WESTERN ADVENTURE
COPYRIGHT© 1984 CAC SOFTWARE
EXCITING! CHALLENGING! Almost impossible to solve! This adventure has it all, including MUSIC, sound effects and numerous HI-RES graphics.
As a western scout, you encounter snakes, dust storms, rock slides, indian spirits, bears, dinosaurs, trappers, and vampire bats!
You can save the current game status, and you can accumulate game points and measure your own progress.
CAN YOU MEET THIS CAC SOFTWARE CHALLENGE?
Money back to the first 25 hardy sleuths who can solve this adventure and earn over 15000 adventure points (only one winner per disk).
To order, send check or money order for $49.95 to CAC SOFTWARE, Box 16090, Arlington, VA 22215.
48K Disk Apple II, II+, lle DOS 3.3"
WESTERN ADVENTURE
COPYRIGHT© 1984 CAC SOFTWARE
EXCITING! CHALLENGING! Almost impossible to solve! This adventure has it all, including MUSIC, sound effects and numerous HI-RES graphics.
As a western scout, you encounter snakes, dust storms, rock slides, indian spirits, bears, dinosaurs, trappers, and vampire bats!
You can save the current game status, and you can accumulate game points and measure your own progress.
CAN YOU MEET THIS CAC SOFTWARE CHALLENGE?
Money back to the first 25 hardy sleuths who can solve this adventure and earn over 15000 adventure points (only one winner per disk).
To order, send check or money order for $49.95 to CAC SOFTWARE, Box 16090, Arlington, VA 22215.
48K Disk Apple II, II+, lle DOS 3.3"
source: https://archive.org/details...
CAC Software is a really unfortunate name, even if it's the developer's initials.
@ardgedee 🎯
only one winner per disk
there’s always a catch
there’s always a catch
Georgia On My Mind
Biggish Pelican
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The top part of a painted metal pelican
In the main drag, Noosaville, Qld.
It's a modified trailer
It's a modified trailer
Converting a trailer like that... imagine the size of the bill
@Xedrik Heheheheh
@Xedrik snort
so much clicky
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a mystery black control panel with four big rotary switches (labelled OPA, OPB, LC, SC) and many cryptically labelled buttons and lights: Double Tape Parity, ROM Cycle, Overheat, ...
The clean out at my late friend Mike's place continues. We filled a fifth 40 cu yd dumpster, and there's at least one more of junk. We unearthed the wet bar and the pool table, both of which haven't been usable this century. We expected to find, but didn't, the model rail set that Mike designed for the Eaton's Christmas window display.
Mike's stuff, previously: https://mltshp.com/p/1RYB4
Mike's stuff, previously: https://mltshp.com/p/1RYB4
So sorry for the loss of your friend. He had some interesting stuff. That panel would be perfect for operating a sound generator/synth/noise pedal.
@pk Thanks. He was a good dude but had a real hoarding problem.
I think it might have been a control panel for a Burroughs mainframe tape drive
I think it might have been a control panel for a Burroughs mainframe tape drive
You down with OPB?
weekend plans
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person stepping into a vintage computer screen flipping off the camera. the screen has "fuck real life" written on it
New profile pic
I'm going... ONLINE
scariest jack-o-lantern
Clever Arctic Fox spells its own name in grass stalks
F.A.A
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all flights grounded
Whaddaya make of this, Johnny?
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
GET
ME
REX
KRAMER
ME
REX
KRAMER
soul wandering
fix it
some things have not changed in decades
November 13
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image from the TV show "The Odd Couple." Felix Unger attempts to get in a taxi while bent over with a throw-out back.
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?
source: fuanbqyk
source: fuanbqyk
Made me what I am
I can hear him clearing his sinuses.
@jpoulos that sinus clearing scene from the film kills me. As soon as I saw "Felix Unger" that's the first thing I thought of.
first tragedy of El Niño 2026
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A large kale plant, approximately 7.5 feet tall, is held up by a man in a blue raincoat. He also holds an umbrella. They are in a garden. It is raining. His boots are dirty and his pants are wet at the ankles.
and I don't mean my fashion sense.
Reporting in from the edge of the Pacific: this morning's wind and rain conspired to topple my beloved top-heavy Kale tree and so I headed out in the gale to chop it before it molested the chard and spinach. I am just under 6 feet tall for scale. At this point (it is/was maybe two years old) we weren't even eating the upper leaves, letting the birds have at those, and just snacking on the mid-stalk "baby kale" greens. I made filling for many rounds of my famous knishes from this plant.
Reporting in from the edge of the Pacific: this morning's wind and rain conspired to topple my beloved top-heavy Kale tree and so I headed out in the gale to chop it before it molested the chard and spinach. I am just under 6 feet tall for scale. At this point (it is/was maybe two years old) we weren't even eating the upper leaves, letting the birds have at those, and just snacking on the mid-stalk "baby kale" greens. I made filling for many rounds of my famous knishes from this plant.
Day Of The Triffids - John Wyndham
It's not easy being greens.
I'm just here for the fashion.
Say hello to Nico!
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our new dog! She is a Tibetan Terrier - 4 months old. A wonderful gal! <3
Looks like our old mutt (who many say has Tibetan Terrier in them). Hi "new dog!"
Hey Nico!
NICO!
Trump hasn't been heard from since Wednesday, even to blame Biden for the grounding yesterday
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the word "maybe" throbbing
Maybe. He's cooked at last. Maybe. It's about time.
Don't sweet talk me with your promises of a better tomorrow.
It takes a long time to get that Trump suit onto Stephen Miller...
2026
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Pilot to ATC message during national ground stop this afternoon.
source://bsky.app/profile/acarsdrama.bsky.social/post/3n27ycb6coq2k
source://bsky.app/profile/acarsdrama.bsky.social/post/3n27ycb6coq2k
Putting the "FAA" in faaaaark
💘
The Croc is back!
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After two years of not doing these (Canada postal strike) they’re finally back. A five layer reduction linocut print Christmas greeting card featuring Crocman as a Christmas pudding!
https://www.etsy.com/ca...
https://www.etsy.com/ca...
CROCMAN
thumbs up
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This would explain why two small propeller planes in tight formation just flew low over my house.
@heyitsal Can you imagine being in flight training, and in the air, when this was called?
I would need a new pair of trousers.
I would need a new pair of trousers.
this is in Project 25. This is a planned destruction of the system. The fact that they're getting to blame it on AI is just convenient.
Victory
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is this my cat? because it looks like my cat.
good news, guys, i found some extra storage
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atop a wall-mounted steel storage shelf, a plastic-wrapped box of 100 memorex branded IBM-compatible diskettes sits unused. next to it is a bowl. the yellow box holding the red diskettes features the memorex logo, as well as the text "formatted IBM & compatible" to the left, and a larger "100 IBM DISKETTES | Lifetime Warranty" to the center and right.
walking past a cubicle someone recently abandoned (thankfully a switch to WFH, not a layoff/firing) and noticed this absolutely pristine box of high density diskettes. cackling at the thought of how long these must have just been sitting here.
anybody in desperate need of 144MB of storage this instant?
iphone 14 pro max | cropped in iOS photos
anybody in desperate need of 144MB of storage this instant?
iphone 14 pro max | cropped in iOS photos
mltshp demoscene 1.44 challenge exchange?
mltshp very very low bitrate mp3 mix exchange?
mltshp very very low bitrate mp3 mix exchange?
If you want to become floppy disk guy as an affectation, it'll only cost your 16 bucks!
https://www.amazon.com/YEY-3-5-...
https://www.amazon.com/YEY-3-5-...
@ba LOL, putting in an IT request IMMEDIATELY. "you haven't experienced a lotus spreadsheet until you've experienced it in high-density ibm formatting"
@B6FA798A3449 my end of year playlist is now a doom .WAD, pls respect my privacy in this difficult time
@B6FA798A3449 my end of year playlist is now a doom .WAD, pls respect my privacy in this difficult time
when will outlook be fixed
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Screenshot of a post by Derrick: Whenever it does get "fixed", it'll break again minutes later and the same shit will keep happening, because rather than putting those engineers to good use making this shit stable, they're too busy fucking with AI bullshit to give a damn about stability.
screenshot of the "most helpful" response from https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us...
My outlook may be fixed after January 5th. Otherwise I have only ever used Outlook grudgingly, strictly on someone else's dime. And didn't Musk recently say he could just buy Microsoft to shut Bill Gates up? So maybe instead he got a warning outage and resulting stock devaluation? There are laws...We should not let big, little boy, pissing contests go unchecked, when national security is at stake,(we are currently stuck at burnt steak.)
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 📎
Convergent evolution
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Owl and cat eyes next to each other
We’re owl very impressed. I had to paws for a moment.
“I should get a pea green boat.”
@bezt *snort*
Who knows?
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An open magazine showing an ad with title I FOUND MY NOSE! AND I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURS!
A large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose.
Ad copy reads:
Recently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn’t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they’re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose.
If you think you might have a nose, don’t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I’ll see if you have one, or if you’re just a deluded freak.
At the bottom:
TAD DUMPLINGS
"I can probably help you find your nose"
In the Yellow Pages under "Nasal Detectives"
A large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose.
Ad copy reads:
Recently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn’t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they’re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose.
If you think you might have a nose, don’t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I’ll see if you have one, or if you’re just a deluded freak.
At the bottom:
TAD DUMPLINGS
"I can probably help you find your nose"
In the Yellow Pages under "Nasal Detectives"
Tad Dumplings is doing the Lord's work.
4 1/2 stars
Tad arrived promptly and, after only modest complaints about the quality of breakfast, managed to locate my nose under the kitchen sink.
Tad arrived promptly and, after only modest complaints about the quality of breakfast, managed to locate my nose under the kitchen sink.
What good is it, anyway?
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Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker are seen walking into the distance down a Central Park path. Mary Jane asks, "What good is it anyway?!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
But thank you for posting this during my (still pretty inexplicable, even to me) MLTSHP hiatus/hibernation.
That's-a right, monkeyboys, Lord John Whorfin is-a not dead! CURSE-A YOU, BANZAI!