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williwaw

busted!

a pine marten, stretched out from a deck railing with its fore paws on a bird feeder, looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face
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a pine marten, stretched out from a deck railing with its fore paws on a bird feeder, looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face
Couldn't figure out why we were refilling the bird feeder so much, then I caught the culprit in the act (a pine marten).
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Xedrik 2 hours ago
At least it's mugging for the camera!
wjcstp pro 18 minutes ago
“Oh hi, thanks for the snacks!”
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
Shoulder Goblin!
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
Looking good brother!
artwells

all goddamn day

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Redd Fox in Sanford & Son faking a heartattack
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jive_t pro 2 hours ago
have some gorilla cookies. you've earned it!
wjcstp pro 16 minutes ago
It’s the big one, Grady!
artwells

 

Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
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Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
It’s so frustrating to me how frequently I quote this scene (and this movie in general) with no one catching the reference
thelonius 6 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick I quoted Alec Baldwin's rant from "Glengarry Glen Ross" once, and coworkers had no idea what I was talking about.
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
I used this quote just yesterday in a(nother) rant about the duplicity of the Trump administration.
roonie pro 5 hours ago
I occasionally say, "That's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.", and people just stare at me. Some take it personally. "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
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snarkout

Claudette Colvin

Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
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Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

"On March 2, 1955, she was arrested at the age of 15 in Montgomery, Alabama, for refusing to give up her seat to a white woman on a crowded, segregated bus.... Colvin was one of four plaintiffs in the first federal court case filed by civil rights attorney Fred Gray on February 1, 1956, as Browder v. Gayle, to challenge bus segregation in the city. In a United States district court, Colvin testified before the three-judge panel that heard the case. On June 13, 1956, the judges determined that the state and local laws requiring bus segregation in Alabama were unconstitutional."

Because Colvin was a teenage mother, her role in the story of Montgomery was downplayed in favor of Rosa Parks' (Parks being respectably married and an NAACP activist). She later moved to Detroit and New York, where she worked as a nurse's aide, and never quite forgave people for leaving her out of the history books. Colvin died yesterday at the age of 86. Rest in power.
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thelonius 10 hours ago
This is the first time I have ever heard her name; so, the erasure was pretty effective.
homerj 8 hours ago
Erasing history is, sadly, so very American.
deletism

Misty morning

Early morning scene of car headlights casting a long shadow across a misty street
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Early morning scene of car headlights casting a long shadow across a misty street
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artwells

how I work

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boy with his hands moving on a vintage computer keyboard with the code just flying by
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snarkout pro 7 hours ago
10 PRINT "BUTTS"
20 GOTO 10
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
@snarkout *snicker*
hassebasse 5 hours ago
That’s about as far as I got in C64 basic.
B6FA798A3449 pro 4 hours ago
That monitor was neat, it tilted a bit, if you wanted.
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artwells

skinner box

vintage picture of a woman pushing a push-button light switch with the caption "I toucher a button ... and it was the happiest day of my life
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vintage picture of a woman pushing a push-button light switch with the caption "I toucher a button ... and it was the happiest day of my life
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
I mean… I get it. My grandparents didn’t have a flush toilet in their house until just before my parents were married. There were still kerosene lanterns in use in the second floor of the house throughout my childhood.
MackReed

whip of the week

a ridiculously small fighter jet - a bulbous, shiny-silver-aluminum-skinned airplane looking like a glass bubble cockpit perched atop a bean-shaped engine with two stubby wings and truncated tail fins (emblazoned with the U.S. Air Force logo of a white 5-pointed star on a navy blue circle and red/white/blue-striped bar) - sits atop a yellow black-wheeled storage rack on a concrete runway bordered by green grass.
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a ridiculously small fighter jet - a bulbous, shiny-silver-aluminum-skinned airplane looking like a glass bubble cockpit perched atop a bean-shaped engine with two stubby wings and truncated tail fins (emblazoned with the U.S. Air Force logo of a white 5-pointed star on a navy blue circle and red/white/blue-striped bar) - sits atop a yellow black-wheeled storage rack on a concrete runway bordered by green grass.
Meant to be deployed from (and somehow recovered by) a U.S. bomber, it has no actual onboard landing gear.

the McDonnell Goblin XF-85 parasite fighter jet, about which more here: https://www.neatorama.com/2026...
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williwaw pro 5 hours ago
I forget which Air & Space Museum I've seen one of these at, but I cannot stress how tiny it actually is in person. It's adorable!!
neuracnu pro 3 hours ago
Budget cutbacks for Seafair this year.
scruss pro 3 hours ago
potät
dad 23 minutes ago
@williwaw San Diego maybe? I went to the Annex last year.
dad 20 minutes ago
@williwaw I just looked on my phone and the one in San Diego is an X-13, which Elon Musk thinks is totally cool!
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cottenwess

back to school

my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Go man, go! 🎓
ckoerner Yesterday
You got this!
jennifer13 pro Yesterday
this is great!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
So proud. They grow up so fast!🥲
(Crush it!)
billturner pro Yesterday
heck yeah!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Woot! Crush it!
Johnny Yesterday
Good on ya, Buddy!
gravityninja pro Yesterday
Fantastic!
m3moellering Yesterday
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
zork Yesterday
My 33 yo daughter starts working on her teaching degree here in a few weeks! Hooray for the future teachers!
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LocalStain

 

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bencmeissner pro 10 hours ago
Also bootlICkEr
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
tiny-dICkEd klansmen
roonie pro 5 hours ago
wracks brain...ICE, ICE
delicate, nah
police, too obvious
lice, close
mice, vice, twice, stop it brain
gotafli

tiny vinyl

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Lockjaw pro an hour ago
Scraaaaatch
crazyunclejoe

Same Shirt, Different Millennia

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A man wearing the same shirt in two photos take. Roughly 25 years apart.
Practically Identical photos of me, taken more than a quarter century apart. I haven’t changed at all, right? RIGHT?!?
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Wiser...
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
The smirk is more pronounced, other than that very little change
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 DEFINITELY not
hassebasse 14 hours ago
You seem to have gotten a little younger, actually!
m3moellering 13 hours ago
Well, in the second one you appear to be looking into the camera. Are there more differences? Are we playing for points?
spoetz 5 hours ago
You mean you've been future Will Arnett this whole time? Hell of a way to find out.
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joffaboy

Bass Ackwards in Catalonia

Road marking at intersection - OPST
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Road marking at intersection - OPST
https://mastodont.cat/@GelatDe...
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dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
the intersection of Yield and Op St.
spoetz 6 hours ago
Big-Endian
sami 5 hours ago
@spoetz++
LocalStain

✊🏼🧊✊🏼

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From Burlesque of North America in Minneapolis.

Printable PDF versions here;

Out of Minneapolis- https://brlsq.net/files...

https://burlesquedesign.us8.li...

Out of Minnesota- https://burlesquedesign.us8.li...

https://burlesquedesign.us8.li...

The folks at Burlesque are lovely people with a whole host of great artists. I have a bunch of stuff from them. Where I got turned on to Thomas Hooper.

Cheers!

https://burlesquedesign.com/
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bencmeissner pro 10 hours ago
Saw lots of those at the protest last Sat and now in windows. This lovely t-shirt from them is on its way to me: https://burlesquedesign.com/collecti...
LocalStain

1, 2, 6.

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dad Yesterday
Something I like about being old - never gonna have an "important" job interview again.
MackReed pro 21 hours ago
@dad 👊
greenskpr pro 15 hours ago
@dad amen
scruss

Dueling Banjos

A watercolor painting meant to evoke the look of a Japanese woodblock print. A samurai wearing a blue and gray kimono and hakama is leaping in the air holding a banjo by the neck like a sword over his head. He%u2019s about to bring it smashing down on a second samurai on the ground in kimono and hakama patterned in yellow, orange and red who holds a banjo in a low position at his waist. The background is a small hill with a tree on it with water and mountains in the distance.
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A watercolor painting meant to evoke the look of a Japanese woodblock print. A samurai wearing a blue and gray kimono and hakama is leaping in the air holding a banjo by the neck like a sword over his head. He%u2019s about to bring it smashing down on a second samurai on the ground in kimono and hakama patterned in yellow, orange and red who holds a banjo in a low position at his waist. The background is a small hill with a tree on it with water and mountains in the distance.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Chuckle
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Oh yeah, guys in culottes banj on each other.
jive_t pro Yesterday
they haven't even soiled their white socks
joshmillard pro Yesterday
i saw these guys open for Samury Cooder
scruss pro Yesterday
@joshmillard it wouldn't be a day with a y in it if I couldn't say "boo" at one of your comments
m3moellering Yesterday
Heehee
wmo pro Yesterday
El Kabong
me3dia pro 23 hours ago
I don't think he posts here anymore, but this is by MLKSHK's own @phineas https://octophant.us
joshmillard pro 12 hours ago
@scruss <3
scruss pro 12 hours ago
@me3dia seems like a rum cove, from the response I got on bsky
me3dia pro 10 hours ago
@scruss indeed
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LocalStain

"pipe-weed"

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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Bet his bedroom was real clean too
MackReed

divine

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film loop of a man in fluffy white dress, makeup and flossy black Mohawk wig bouncing and repeatedly belly-flopping onto a trampoline in front of a huge array of black loudspeakers
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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bitslayer 10 hours ago
stage divin
dapete

Naught funny

I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
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I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
https://xkcd.com/3193/
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owl 23 hours ago
Okay so that's what Joanna Newsom was singing. TIL
MackReed pro 21 hours ago
Tag yourself I’m oops all spinnakers
enfa 12 hours ago
Sailing Rigs, 3193, https://xkcd.com/3193/ 1/14/2026
y95 4 hours ago
Oops all (blank) will always make me smile
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me3dia

this is fine

Chart showing annual global temperatures from 1940 to 2025, compared with the 1991-2020 average. The temperature shifts markedly to the right (+1º C) as the years move on.
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Chart showing annual global temperatures from 1940 to 2025, compared with the 1991-2020 average. The temperature shifts markedly to the right (+1º C) as the years move on.
"Globally, no single day in 2025 was cooler than its 1991-2020 average." – https://bsky.app/profile...

More: https://climate.copernicus.eu/global-c...
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n0wak

The End

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zork

Cascada del Rio Paine

I'm in Southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 day bicycle trip across Tierra del Fuego, and was feeling like if I'm down this way, I really ought to go see Torres del Paine. Logistics on that are more than I wanted to throw on top of everything already, so I booked a guided day trip. When I say "day trip", we're talking 18 or so hours. Was definitely worth it, and honestly cheaper than me renting a car and all that.

Anyhow, this is Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka the pokey massif of the various peaks of Torres del Paine, aka mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) are in the back if you zoom in a bit.
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I'm in Southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 day bicycle trip across Tierra del Fuego, and was feeling like if I'm down this way, I really ought to go see Torres del Paine. Logistics on that are more than I wanted to throw on top of everything already, so I booked a guided day trip. When I say "day trip", we're talking 18 or so hours. Was definitely worth it, and honestly cheaper than me renting a car and all that.

Anyhow, this is Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka the pokey massif of the various peaks of Torres del Paine, aka mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) are in the back if you zoom in a bit.
I'm down in southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 cycling trip in Tierra del Fuego. I figured if I'm down this way, I really ought to see Torres del Paine, but the logistics were more than what I wanted to throw in top of all the other too many logistics. Anyhow I booked a guided day trip that was well worth it and likely cheaper if I'd have tried to throw this all together myself.

So here's Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka this pokey mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) in the back of you zoom in a bit.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Beautiful!
samh pro Yesterday
I was sitting on my bike trainer in the garage at 5am wondering when I'd see a photo about your amazing journey and here it is! Bucket list item checked off!!!
roonie pro Yesterday
Lovely. The stirations in that rock!
snarkout

Cassandra of the Comics Page

Photo of a magazine page:

You know who the syndicates are looking for? They're looking for the dissatisfied stockbroker, sitting his office right now, he's about 30 years old, thinking how funny it is, there's all these office things going on around him, with computers and stuff. And he can draw a little bit. *A little bit*. He's got the gags in his mind because he lived them. He's going to start drawing comic strips, and he sends the stuff off to the syndicate. Even though they're badly drawn, it doesn't matter because they're all reduced down to sub-microscopic size. And they start the comic strip. I have seen so many of these come across my desk in the past five years, and I've seen them syndicated as well. They never last very long. But they hit fast, they've got a good gimmick, they've probably got a hook that sounds good to editors. Syndicates can sell them fast. These guys aren't artists, they're dissatisfied stockbrokers who scribbled a little bit in high school, and can draw it just enough—the expectations are so low artistically on a comic page—that they're being hired.
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Photo of a magazine page:

You know who the syndicates are looking for? They're looking for the dissatisfied stockbroker, sitting his office right now, he's about 30 years old, thinking how funny it is, there's all these office things going on around him, with computers and stuff. And he can draw a little bit. *A little bit*. He's got the gags in his mind because he lived them. He's going to start drawing comic strips, and he sends the stuff off to the syndicate. Even though they're badly drawn, it doesn't matter because they're all reduced down to sub-microscopic size. And they start the comic strip. I have seen so many of these come across my desk in the past five years, and I've seen them syndicated as well. They never last very long. But they hit fast, they've got a good gimmick, they've probably got a hook that sounds good to editors. Syndicates can sell them fast. These guys aren't artists, they're dissatisfied stockbrokers who scribbled a little bit in high school, and can draw it just enough—the expectations are so low artistically on a comic page—that they're being hired.
https://www.reddit.com/r...

Berkeley Breathed in a 1988 The Comics Journal interview, the year before Dilbert debuted.
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ian_whitney

One of my 5 new jobs

A computer monitor displaying the text

Training will start at 12:05
Please stay on mute
Camera is optional, most people keep it off
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A computer monitor displaying the text

Training will start at 12:05
Please stay on mute
Camera is optional, most people keep it off
Of the many new jobs I've gotten in the last few weeks, writing and running training sessions for people interested in protecting the residents of Minneapolis is probably the most rewarding.
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bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Thank you
m3moellering 2 days ago
❤️
LocalStain

🙏🏼🍁🙏🏼

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Thank you Jessamyn.

It’s divine.
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jessamyn pro Yesterday
You are very welcome.
jessamyn pro Yesterday
(it's a light pound because I took a few out for me) 😆
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@jessamyn Death & Taxes.

lol

This stuff is outer limits good.

Thank you.
LocalStain

Gidget Goes To Hell

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#essential
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idogcow 10 hours ago
Heard this on KROQ just last week! A classic
wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
I just discovered Suburban Lawns this week, that album is so good. Very much like the Suburbs from Mpls (Su was in a previous band with 2 guys from Suburbs).
poorusher

Spaghetti with anchovies, chilli, garlic, parsley, orange zest and capers

A photo of a white bowl containing spaghetti with anchovies, capers, chilli and orange.
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A photo of a white bowl containing spaghetti with anchovies, capers, chilli and orange.
This doesn't look like much but it was a revelation to me. Such a great complement of flavours.

Maybe a little bit 'saucy' but what better excuse to add bread.

Recipe from: https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes...
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me3dia pro Yesterday
Yum
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
Yes please!
poorusher

The Cliterati

Post from Threads. The text reads

BREAKING: The feminist mafia group that calls itself "The Cliterati" says they are currently collecting all the sexually explicit texts that Republican members of Congress have sent to female staffers, and will publish them in a giant exposé in March.
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Post from Threads. The text reads

BREAKING: The feminist mafia group that calls itself "The Cliterati" says they are currently collecting all the sexually explicit texts that Republican members of Congress have sent to female staffers, and will publish them in a giant exposé in March.
I really want this to be true.

https://www.threads.com/@aswinn...
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bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Also, certain none of the agents could find them.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
@bencmeissner H ha ha ha!
ffg pro 2 days ago
@bencmeissner perfect!
scruss pro 2 days ago
@bencmeissner ++
samh pro 2 days ago
They say they wear masks so non one can dox them. But the Cliterati want to dix them.
travis pro 2 days ago
@bencmeissner 🤏🏻
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artwells

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Dilbert hole comic with the line Sure Hope You Like Asaragus
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Dilbert hole comic with the line Sure Hope You Like Asaragus
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
rest in piss, dilhole
ckoerner Yesterday
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Not the obituary I would have liked to see, but I'll accept it nonetheless.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
“I didn’t attend his funeral, but I sent a letter saying I approved of it.”
—Mark Twain
dogwelder pro Yesterday
He tried Pascal's Wager at the end. I'm not a religious man, but I'm pretty sure faith isn't supposed to be transactional.
cristin pro 5 hours ago
https://scott.surehopeyoulikeasparag.us/
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