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To all who celebrate

Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
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Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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O_C

Wishing Your Christmas warm and happy

odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.

a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
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odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.

a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
source: https://weirdchristmas.tumblr.com/post...
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neuracnu

if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner

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homerj 20 hours ago
That's awesome!
cristin pro 19 hours ago
💗
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
Fantastic. Get that framed!
dad 19 hours ago
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
jer pro 18 hours ago
Fuck yeah.
idogcow 18 hours ago
Awesome!
ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
Dang!
snarkout pro 15 hours ago
✊🏳️‍⚧️
m3moellering 3 hours ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
crazyunclejoe pro 17 minutes ago
Wowzers! Congratulations!
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O_C

Hector Garrido

illustration of a hulking figure standing at the top of a staircase, with a young woman below on the stairs cowering in his shadow
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illustration of a hulking figure standing at the top of a staircase, with a young woman below on the stairs cowering in his shadow
source: https://thewindowofthesummerho...
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MackReed

big mood

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my dad had this neon flag made many years ago, and after it was broken in our LA->NYC move, I restored it and hung it in the basement, turning it on for parties.

wednesday, I put straight it into the basement window facing the street, and I think it'll stay there a while.

a little doggerel now, for the majority of my fellow Americans who did the right thing:

monday we’re all scrolling doom
tuesday wednesday votes go boom
thursday’s real and our hearts bloom
it’s friday I’m in love ...
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snowbow

 

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from a walk yesterday
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samh

Ride Thru Winter

A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
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A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
Mounted studded tires and fenders on my commuter last week. My trusty steed is prepared for the next storm. It's missing lights and pogies in this photo but those will be added all in good time.
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cwhartman pro 21 hours ago
Excellent, keep getting out there this winter!

Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
shitleopard 19 hours ago
IS THAT AN ANTI-THEFT HUFFY STICKER OR LEGIT?
samh pro 14 hours ago
I am fortunate to have only a one-ish mile commute so staying honest is fortunately easy, @cwhartman.

Take a look at the rear dropouts on this steed, @shitleopard. That'll probably answer your question.
shitleopard 12 hours ago
YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL SURLY ABOUT IT!
mare pro 11 hours ago
Still pondering if I’m going to make my bike winter ready or use the bike sharing bikes (Bixi) this winter. They have knobby tires and studs and there’s a station 3 minutes from my house. Last winter my own bike got quite some rust damage. Only downside is that they don’t have pogies. And once you used pogies it’s hard to go back.
samh pro 12 minutes ago
Having a resource like that sounds amazing, @mare! Pogies are exceptionally comfortable but you would probably be perfectly happy with a set of big, warm mittens.
Xedrik 8 minutes ago
@shitleopard Excellent pun! :D
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scotto

oh no

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Via https://www.instagram.com/p...
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joffaboy

Giant Leech

A fibreglass leech sucking down on the dirt
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A fibreglass leech sucking down on the dirt
One of 3 leeches grazing at the Dorrigo National Park. This one's about the size of a ten year old.. so I reckon it's a Big Unit.
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jpoulos

For current use

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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mandami gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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snarkout

Chief Godzilla Officer

Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
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Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

I didn't know until today that this job existed and now I'm sad that I'll never have it.
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
*gets arrested in Japan for breaking and entering to steal a way-too-small business suit

"They said dress for the job you want and I want his job."
mikenmar 23 hours ago
Best comment thread ever.
mikenmar 23 hours ago
Interview here: https://lp.p.pia.jp/article...

Key quotes:

"I want to increase the points of contact—the touchpoints—between everyone and Godzilla, and make him an even more familiar presence than before."

"Furthermore, we will develop diverse content beyond just video content, increasing the entry points to Godzilla and creating opportunities for people to encounter Godzilla"
y95 15 hours ago
not with that attitude
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dphiffer

578 eight second exposures

A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'

The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
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bezt pro Yesterday
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.

Inverse modern astronomy
homerj Yesterday
Literal sky net
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
dad Yesterday
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
idogcow Yesterday
No Sparrow Shall Fall
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Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
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samh pro 3 days ago
: )
ba pro 3 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 3 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering 2 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro Yesterday
wooohoooo!!
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jaymayday

yay!

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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
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WikiAdam Yesterday
Ooh, what do we have here?
jaymayday Yesterday
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
WikiAdam Yesterday
@jaymayday Would eat
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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brundlefly

into the weekend

Wombat sketch by Edward Burne-Jones featured in Memorials of Edward Burne-Jones (1904) by Georgiana Burne-Jones
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Wombat sketch by Edward Burne-Jones featured in Memorials of Edward Burne-Jones (1904) by Georgiana Burne-Jones
source: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay...
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Argie

I'm BatStampMan

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Postcard from Germany arrived today with this most excellent Batman stamp on it. Straight to the pool room!

and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
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bezt pro Yesterday
Na na na na na na na Bat Stamp!
Argie pro Yesterday
@bezt ++
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Pulled, no doubt, from a box that is prominently labeled "BAT POSTAGE"
snarkout pro 23 hours ago
Saved to the Batman shk!
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artwells

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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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MackReed pro Yesterday
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
jaymayday Yesterday
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
This is my "Bob"
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Grunkle Stan?
idogcow Yesterday
I don't recall owning a tie…
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I too am an old.
mare pro Yesterday
I don’t even have a TV
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robotmachine

 

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MackReed

incoming freshman democrats

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A woman looks out fiercely from inside the hulking yellow industrial humanoid robot she is operating
oh, and let’s make someone fierce, clear, sharp, and irreproachable like Warren and AOC leaders of their respective majorities, while we’re at it. I’d be cool with that.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
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snarkout pro Yesterday
I've been trying to assemble just a capsule biography of all the Dems who flipped a seat, and reading about Teresa Benitez-Thompson—the first Democrat elected in Reno since it got its own seat in 1981—I saw that she was a former Miss Nevada (finished 4th at Miss America that year). It turns out that she seems *wildly* impressive. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article...
snarkout pro Yesterday
Here's her doing a monologue from The Laramie Project, about the murder of Matthew Shepard, as her talent performance at the 2003 Miss America pageant. 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
williwaw

"I Voted" stickers on Alex Pretti's memorial

Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
source: Kurt Nelson photog
https://www.reddit.com/r...

#ivoted
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jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Oof 😢
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I've seen other photos from that corner this morning, the number of stickers is growing fast
csilverman

thataway

A hazy city skyline under a greenish-yellow sky. In the foreground is a building with an arched door; the door has a round window on it, glowing an eerie green. Directly above the door is a small triangular warning decal. Above that is a gaping hole in the wall of the building. Whatever made the hole has just made it, as the air is still filled with flying debris. The pointed, red-spotted tail of the hole-maker is disappearing offscreen in the top right. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A hazy city skyline under a greenish-yellow sky. In the foreground is a building with an arched door; the door has a round window on it, glowing an eerie green. Directly above the door is a small triangular warning decal. Above that is a gaping hole in the wall of the building. Whatever made the hole has just made it, as the air is still filled with flying debris. The pointed, red-spotted tail of the hole-maker is disappearing offscreen in the top right. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
#notesArt
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joffaboy

The Big Dingo ('Yellow Dog')

A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
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A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
Snapped today in Glenreagh, northern New South Wales. (It's not all that big, maybe 4 metres tall.)
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Argie pro Yesterday
big for a Dingo tho
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
We’re gonna need a bigger baby
bezt pro Yesterday
Reg Mombassa vibes
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick ha ha ha ha ha
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gschmd

coffee borb

A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
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A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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LocalStain pro an hour ago
A Morning Borb.
zeitgeist

No one can hear you scream

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
We should all make a screaming gif with audio, FFU.
hertz pro Yesterday
Musk you be so coy as to who you mean?
tom pro Yesterday
gee, like a completely different movie.
me3dia pro 23 hours ago
AI, capitalism and an evil tech company are already the real villain in the Alien series. The first two, at least.
BennyTheIcepick pro 23 hours ago
@me3dia
I think that’s the joke?
travis pro 23 hours ago
having followed McJesse since his vine days, that's the joke folks
me3dia pro 22 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @travis ah, fair enough
tonyb pro 20 hours ago
ZAT IZ ZE JOKE
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cristin

Everyone's job today in the USA

still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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beep pro 3 days ago
also every day
hertz pro 3 days ago
Make Aryans Grimace Again
0y3ahSansAcut3

Texas Owes Her

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett who showed considerable backbone, and gave a unique lesson about freedom of speech, and fearless activism. She is the bane of racists everywhere, the mother of the new Texas spirit. She lent her balls to Talarico.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
She’s incredible and I hope to see plenty more of her. I do think Talarico was the better choice for the general - just in terms of not having to overcome the racism and misogyny that regrettably appears hard baked into the electorate - but she has so much to offer Texas and this country.
drurystephanie Yesterday
She's miraculous and we must protect her at all costs
frothywalrus Yesterday
I dunno... she seems like a liability that won't get much push forward.
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
Yes, but is science really real?
robotmachine pro 2 days ago
@MackReed IN THIS COMMENT WE BELIEVE

SCIENCE IS REAL
REAL IS SCIENCE
IS REAL SCIENCE
HFUCISISOKFNFNSK
idogcow Yesterday
I Still Believe
jaymayday

haters gonna hate

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but i love you tho
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waldopepper pro 2 days ago
I think I love you too!
jaymayday Yesterday
@waldopepper : omg! why??
Argie pro Yesterday
:hugs everyone: 😁
mattbucher

Elvis inducted into the Army, 1958

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MackReed

condescending online man shall not be forgot

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artwells pro Yesterday
Incompetent Militant Papist Clown Passe
snarkout pro Yesterday
I see no reason.

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