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bubbalumpkis

4th Columbo!

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
I think the 13th Columbo was a good "return to form".

#Columbo #OneMoreThing
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wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
this is fantastic
dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
bubbalumpkis pro 13 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
bezt pro 13 hours ago
This is the Comic Relief representation I was looking for.
bubbalumpkis pro 13 hours ago
4th Columbo's Peugeot is much bigger on the inside that it seems.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 12 hours ago
Sure, I'll add this to my belief system.
WikiAdam 10 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado incredible
WikiAdam 10 hours ago
Love how the 10th and 14th Columbo are both Mark Ruffalo.
Lockjaw pro 10 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado *chef's kiss*
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redfox

The Academy Award for Best Performance by a Toad goes to this toad

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"
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A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

The bluesky poster who shared this wrote: "was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova"
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nikkuneko

porch boy spotted

an orange cat sitting upright on an open porch, eyeing the photographer suspiciously.
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an orange cat sitting upright on an open porch, eyeing the photographer suspiciously.
serious porch contemplation on a wednesday evening. this is as close as i got before he bolted to the other side of the porch and y a w n e d.
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aquaphase

Welcome to the disappointment potluck

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18 hours ago
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gwint pro 17 hours ago
This deserves a knuckle sandwich.
0y3ahSansAcut3 13 hours ago
@gwint Like pickled knuckle, with cumin seeds?
ffg pro 11 hours ago
tihi
idogcow 7 hours ago
Only way to make these more disappointing would be to serve them from a Swedish cookie tin
mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
A little sesame oil, a little chili crisp you got yourself a starter
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aquaphase

Caution: Misfits ahead

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WikiAdam 13 hours ago
The plot of one of my kids' favorite recently published books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books...
w1nt3rmut3 6 hours ago
i can't kick this feelin' when it hits
gormat 3 hours ago
Unchained melody
snarkout

Bernadette Devlin

A black-and-white photo of a young brunette woman sitting on a fence in a city, looking off to the side. She's wearing a sweater, short skirt, and tall boots, and is holding a poster that reads, "VOTE PEOPLES DEMOCRACY: Jobs for All / Houses for All / Votes for All / NOW".
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A black-and-white photo of a young brunette woman sitting on a fence in a city, looking off to the side. She's wearing a sweater, short skirt, and tall boots, and is holding a poster that reads, "VOTE PEOPLES DEMOCRACY: Jobs for All / Houses for All / Votes for All / NOW".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

On this day in 1969, the socialist Irish Republican Bernadette Devlin gave her maiden speech in Parliament, at the time the youngest female MP ever to do so. Instantly a celebrity for her age and outspokenness, she appeared on Carson, met with the Black Panthers, and was given the key to New York by John Lindsey (which she turned over to the Panthers' Harlem chapter).

Devlin served six months in jail for incitement to riot after the "Battle of the Bogside" which kicked off the troubles, and was a personal witness to Bloody Sunday. (Perhaps most famously, she slapped Home Secretary Reginald Maudling on the floor of the House of Commons for his assertion that Bloody Sunday was an act of self-defense on the part of the Parachute Regiment. "Asked if she intended to apologise to Maudling, Devlin said: 'I'm just sorry I didn't get him by the throat.'")

In 1981, Devlin (by then having changed her name to Bernadette Devlin McAliskey) and her husband, Michael McAliskey, survived an assassination attempt by Loyalist paramilitary forces; Devlin McAliskey was shot nine times. Since 1997, Devlin McAliskey has run a community development and advocacy non-profit in Northern Ireland.
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Argie

What Could Go Wrong?

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1950s proposed Soviet nuclear airship
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dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
Hindenburg 2: Nuclear Boogaloo!
idogcow 5 hours ago
Beware of Don Karnage, leader of the dreaded Air Pirates and commander of the massive airship the Iron Vulture!
artwells pro 2 hours ago
This kills the continent
poorusher 2 hours ago
I love you Sky Chernobyl
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n0wak

This is the coolest a place is capable of looking

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via https://www.tokyotimes.org/
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artwells

"hamster poo"

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KAreem Abdul-Jabbar saying something
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Lockjaw pro 10 hours ago
Yabbadabbadoo!
Argie pro 7 hours ago
Here's what we do
robritz 2 hours ago
rabbit goo
infini

 

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MackReed

ugly gerry

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source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

via https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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waldopepper pro 20 hours ago
Thanks, I hate it
m3moellering

I thought it was a Crane!

The photo shows a father and son walking into a restroom on their left. There are three sinks, and then a urinal.
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The photo shows a father and son walking into a restroom on their left. There are three sinks, and then a urinal.
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roonie pro 8 hours ago
That, Son, is a pipe.
LocalStain

Truer words...?

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Great piece at the source- https://archive.is/BD5dD
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BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
A great read, thank you. The future we don’t want being foisted upon us by people with misplaced intentions.
waa

[Personal] Magnolias for my ex

Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.

Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.

But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)

#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
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m3moellering 2 days ago
That’s gorgeous.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
good luck; i hope it goes well.

i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.

beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
waa pro 2 days ago
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
waa pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko Thank you! Because of the chemo, our relationship got under a lot of stress quickly - and our differences probably got even bigger. She said quite a lot of things that hurt me and I truly don't know if it was her or the chemo or anything else. And I didn't see or respect some of her boundaries.

I'm trying to let go and build a new relationship with her, but it's not so easy. (thanks for letting me vent)
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
As someone who has built some wonderful and meaningful relationships with exes, let me just say that it takes work but it is possible and it’s often tremendously rewarding.
waa pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick Oh, I Agree! I have good, if not great relationships with almost all of my exes. This is an outlier. But I have some faith in our mutual willingness.
spingo pro 2 days ago
Lovely all around.
waa pro Yesterday
@spingo thanks! 😘
Argie pro Yesterday
@waa you blow me away, this is the lovliest thing I've seen/read in a while. I truly hope you can find a good balanced friendship out of all this. I'm the same with exes (cept 1 😏) and whilst not best mates, still mates.
waa pro Yesterday
@Argie thank you😍😍😍 I saw her today, and we had lunch and went to a museum and it was actually all really nice.
Argie pro 22 hours ago
@waa awesome 😁
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ardgedee

[온스테이지2.0] 이날치 - 범 내려온다(with 앰비규어스 댄스컴퍼니)

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On a relatively bare purple stage, a group of singers, rock drummer and two electric bassists sing and play while a large number of eccentrically dressed dancers prance and writhe around them.
Leenalchi is a pansori/pop fusion band. Pansori being a traditional folk music, the singers are recruited from Seoul Nat'l University's traditional music department. It's a pretty demanding style of singing, watch and you'll see. The band is named after a 19th century pansori master.

The South Korean music scene's been making very interesting hybrids of traditional and modern forms for at least a decade. See also Jambinai's postrock fusion.

I love how they also dressed the dancers in a very random mix of modern street wear and pieces from traditional outfits.

This was a viral hit on Korean internets about half a dozen years ago. Two basses, no guitars, pretty tight groove. The lyrics are adapted from tradition, I couldn't find a straightforward translation but this looks like a decent explainer: https://studykoreanatho.me/leenalch...

TIL the founding bassist also does film soundtracks and scored "Train to Busan".
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infini pro 12 hours ago
Very strangely, for I have no memory of it, the sound evokes a sense of "I have heard this before and I was very young" i.e. 40 or more years ago. Maybe in school?
infini pro 12 hours ago
By this I mean the pansori sound
bubbalumpkis pro 12 hours ago
Thanks for sharing this and the explanation!
homerj 11 hours ago
I love Leenalchi! There first album is one of my faves as of late. I think they have a new one coming out.
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
@infini I know what you mean, it has a deep familiarity but I can't place it. Have to assume I must have happened across pansori singing (or a stylistically similar tradition) when I was listening to world music programming on the radio back in the day.

@homerj Just posted yesterday: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROGX
They're touring Canada this summer. Only Canada, afaict. Good move.
homerj 5 hours ago
@ardgedee oh hey...they're coming to Seattle Jul 8! WOO!
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jive_t

big news

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davidl pro Yesterday
“Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”

https://www.dncr.nc.gov/news...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Too long a haul for me, but that's pretty cool.
bezt pro Yesterday
Technically commemorates a bigunit, but is not one itself.
samh pro Yesterday
He once drank 114 beers, then had wine with dinner.
minimumsafedistance 17 hours ago
@samh yeah when you have to shit in the bathtub, nobody stops you from buying another case.
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infini

Ozempix

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m3moellering 19 hours ago
Funny/NotFunny
Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
Genuine lol, by Zeus!
cristin

best 4/20 ever

on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke. 

the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
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on a black background: an illustration of a glass bong filled with water and some weed ready to smoke.

the words read "I fill my bong with republican tears"
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Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
Def sharing this!
csilverman

heaven sent

A glowing, translucent, indigo-green blob that resembles a Pac-Man ghost hovers in a dark space. The blob has two round eyes and a fixed smile, like the face of a toy. Above the blob is a glowing blue-green halo from which fog is rising. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A glowing, translucent, indigo-green blob that resembles a Pac-Man ghost hovers in a dark space. The blob has two round eyes and a fixed smile, like the face of a toy. Above the blob is a glowing blue-green halo from which fog is rising. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Argie

I Have To Go... Bobbies Here

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The hand-made Bobby Darin Dream Car. I'm getting very strong Homer Simpson vibes here

It has it's own Wiki page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
Meet George Jetson
roonie pro 8 hours ago
Yuck. Nightmare car, more like.
drtofu 7 hours ago
I would so drive this
cottenwess

the indignity. you bastards.

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this is what happens when a late night lightning strike causes the cat to piss himself; and then he refuses to participate calmly in a bath. so he gets the shears. now he's just passive aggressive until it grows back.
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bug138 5 hours ago
A great look for summertime heat. My cat loved it.
dphiffer

less efficient machines

A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
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A four-panel Calvin and Hobbes comic strip from 1995. Calvin's dad sits at his home computer and says, "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it. Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! Improved technology just increases expectations. These machines don't make life easier - they make life more harassed." In the last panel, Calvin is depicted holding a box and says, "Six minutes to microwave this?? Who's got that kind of time?!" His dad then says, "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things _less_ efficiently."
source: https://ruby.social/@camertr...
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
as true today as it was then
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
A.I. "I can help with that!"
BooBounder 2 days ago
People tend to get the point being made here, but don't realize that the position that AI is going to push us all into involuntary leisure is inconsistent with it.
minimumsafedistance 17 hours ago
@BooBounder involuntary leisure meaning prison camps.
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barca

for sale matching sofa

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heyitsal pro Yesterday
Personal note. I am wearing shockingly similar pants right now.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
FFU "shockingly similar pants."
roonie pro Yesterday
comfy, all the way down
tweedlydo

TFG

three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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three panel comic, a moon crab with its arms up says “yooooo! mezzanine beetle! what’s up my brotha!” a black stag beetle asides, “this fucking guy. here we go.” in the last panel the beetle sighs and says “hey prodigy crab.”
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bezt pro 3 days ago
The Parklife greyhounds could not be reached for comment.
homerj 3 days ago
Let's go party with the Jar of Flies.
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
The Blind Melon bees have asked through their manager to be left alone.
owl 3 days ago
(Courtney Barnett enters the chat)
roonie pro 3 days ago
Odelay!
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me3dia

FFU

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Animated gif. The word GROOVY is repeated in multiple lines and different sizes, moving right and left. A single letter G starts extremely close to the viewer and recedes into the background.
G-ROOVY

source: https://www.tumblr.com/fatmagic...
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Tell housepanther I said Pspspsps!
scruss pro Yesterday
Really has that panther look
MackReed

vibe coding

a red haired older woman in dark blue sunglasses and a lizard costume has taken the costume’s head and held it beside her. It has huge black eyes, metallic green scales and a leering mouth.
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a red haired older woman in dark blue sunglasses and a lizard costume has taken the costume’s head and held it beside her. It has huge black eyes, metallic green scales and a leering mouth.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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MackReed

*immature snickering*

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rob Yesterday
some very *mature* snickering over here, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
(If not, I mean Im mature, as in age, and I snickered, because I'm a litte randy)
n0wak

pain

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tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
that about sums it up today, yeah
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
house of
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
The 31 flavors
cristin pro 2 days ago
blood bath?!?
bezt pro Yesterday
@cristin Blood purifying tonic, I think.
roonie pro Yesterday
A bread shop.
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MackReed

banyan

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