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This reminds me of the question I, and most likely many many others, have for the billionaire ass-kissing class: Do you think the economy will still be great when shitler has deported, jailed or killed all the immigrants, trans folk, people who disagree with him about something, etc.?
@bencmeissner more to the point: will my 401k be worth anything when i want to retire?
@wjcstp That, too (though I just assume I will never be able to retire), but my question is about Bezos and Zuckerberg and Tim Cook, etc, etc. Do they think helping the shitler administration will be good for their businesses in the long term? I'm sure as shit not going to be buying Apple products (I already don't support the other two) while I'm in a gulag because I said mean things about shitler's secret police actions.
"playing the shlong game"
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r/Damnthatsinteresting - The physics behind ski jumping’s ‘Penis-gate’ scandal: How 2cm of extra fabric = 5.8 meters of jump distance
C R Y I N G for more context here's a guardian article about it with an amazing pull quote that was totally on purpose: https://www.theguardian.com/sport...
title stolen
source: https://www.thetimes.com/sport...
title stolen
source: https://www.thetimes.com/sport...
finally, analysis i can use
Wouldn't it be easier to just watch some porn on the way to the gate?
@wjcstp I'm guessing that when the find themselves hurtling down 80+ meters without parachute even the most manly of men find their brains prioritise blood flow to muscles.
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But why is the kitchen sink a mess? Have you no shame?
I'm calling bullshit. No way an airplane could give birth to a house
Skeletor and Evil Lyn and Joe Pesci and Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny
off to work!
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a man in flames leaps from a parking garage roof several stories into a van below, which then explodes
I have so many questions...
In the 80s most vans had moon roofs and hot tubs full of gasolines installed in them, @ba. Masked flaming man launching from the second story is just baffling me though.
This one might reversegif it quite well
Subject's Covered
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Tom Snyder asking Joe Strummer why he prefers The Clash be identified as "a news-giving group".
Joe: "Well, I dunno, maybe we just uh . . . Too many songs have been written about love already, ya know? Subject's covered."
Joe: "Well, I dunno, maybe we just uh . . . Too many songs have been written about love already, ya know? Subject's covered."
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
FYI, it's International Clash Day over at https://kexp.org rn. Lot of entertaining covers, influenced-by numbers, and sentiment-adjacent agitprop if that's your speed.
Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario
How to remove AI from web search (Firefox edition)
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"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in," says Skeletor thinking wow this won’t be too hard will it.
Until we meet again!
@crazyunclejoe ++
Young me was not expecting to grow up into a world where Skeleton was somehow a fantastic life coach.
solve for values where “my_best” = global min
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grainy, flash-washed (definitely photoshopped or edited) image of an opossum sitting on its hind legs at an office desk. its paws are set against a cup of coffee and is staring directly at the camera with what appears to be a closed-mouth grin. a watermark credit along the desk edge reads "selflovehannah"
big thursday vibin’. salute to all of you keeping it going in this hellscape, and kudos to all of you fighting the good fight with the resources you have.
EDIT: unfortunately do not have a source for the image; it was screencapped from instagram to camera roll, and the watermarked username did not match the account, so i'll chalk this up to "just a meme floating around". if someone has the energy to find an originating creator, do let me know.
EDIT: unfortunately do not have a source for the image; it was screencapped from instagram to camera roll, and the watermarked username did not match the account, so i'll chalk this up to "just a meme floating around". if someone has the energy to find an originating creator, do let me know.
@waldopepper thanks for looking! it looks like i saved this to my phone before the post you linked was made, but i appreciate the effort.
interestingly enough, the selflovehannah account (the watermark in the bottom left) actually posted the image last year, albeit with a gerbil instead of a possum in its place:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
the mystery continues!
interestingly enough, the selflovehannah account (the watermark in the bottom left) actually posted the image last year, albeit with a gerbil instead of a possum in its place:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
the mystery continues!
@BennyTheIcepick, missed your comment last night but hang in there. some weeks just really take it out of us and we feel like we've lost the structure; i think just getting by at the global minimum is good enough when the going gets tough. we're here for you.
As close as I am likely to get...
Hearts of Resistance - 6
mfw
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SMBC! One of my favorite writers. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic...
be sure to click the big red button for bonus fun
Easiest coloring book page ever.
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In the publisher's defense they may have wished for my 11 year old daughter to get hold of this and add an abundance of rainbows.
Wilcox on target again
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Cathy Wilcox cartoon of 6 girls in front of 6 silhouetted men. The title is [redacted]
I'm so unreasonably angry that I have to stay away from people. I'm feeling the burgeoning, impotent rage that has been brewing since the Reagan era boiling over
@m3moellering Find some good people with which to commune. It is the only thing keeping me glued these days.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Ta vm. I have some. But they are battle-weary as well. A healthy dose of solitude is in short order.
The horror.
A Father-Daughter Swearing Lesson | “The F-Word” | The New Yorker
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St Clair River at -9F
MJF at AEW when the crowd starts chanting "Fuck ICE"
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A white man with slicked back hair and a beard wearing no shirt and looking vaguely oiled looks directly into the camera with a "So I guess this is happening" look
He was in a match with Brody King, a wrestler who has raised 60K for people affected by the brutality in MN selling limited edition "Abolish ICE" shirts.
Via: https://bsky.app/profile...
Via: https://bsky.app/profile...
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vive les quebecois!
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This is like an Adventure Time band come to life. Which is to say: Most excellent.
Mantra-rock dada-pythago-cubiste, indeed.
hell yeah, i'm like 3 minutes into this and have sent it to a dozen friends.
Love Will Win
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A quilt with the words "Love Will Win" stitched on top in black. The quilt itselft is light beige with interlocking circles made of various fabrics in pink, green, mauve and similar colors. The quilt hangs on the side of a shed that is mostly light brown, but has darker brown where graffiti, presumably, was covered up.
I'd like to be the first to welcome the quilters to the resistance.
I needed this today.
Time Teen
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Streaming interface paused on a movie titled “Time Teen” (2012), rated R, runtime 1h 48min. On the left, white text reads “You’re watching Time Teen” followed by a sarcastic, profanity-filled plot description about a girl accidentally traveling far into a disappointing future. On the right, a close-up of a blonde young woman with wide, uneasy eyes looks off to the side. The background is dark and futuristic with glowing blue interface graphics and the words “EMERGENCY AUTO-PILOT.” A small “Paused” label appears in the bottom right.
source: FaceBizzle
There was a series of these pause screen mock ups.
Here they are: https://www.tumblr.com/liartown...
I'm wracking my brain trying to remember the name of the creator of these. This one was always my favorite.
Best vacation ever
incoming
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Film loop following shot of a man in a green tshirt, jeans, sneakers and backwards baseball hat skating down a graffiti’d cement drain pipe about 6 feet in diameter
Snowdrops
Hypothetically...?
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there are also the paid appearances in videos about how sexy they are and how enjoyable it is to have sex with them.
https://www.imdb.com/title...
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https://www.imdb.com/title...
The odds are good. And the goods are weird.
Mentioned more often than Harry Potter is in the Harry Potter series
Anecdotal
