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Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
1975, allegedly.
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
timely reading from the work take-a-book-leave-a-book shelf
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photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
FINALLY i can master super mario 3
(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
aha, something to take into the shelter with you when you're under a tornado watch this afternoon/evening
Money saving coupons!
@williwaw gonna carry it straight outdoors to the funnel cloud and let it tanuki-suit me straight to the great beyond
@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
dress for the job you want
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picture of a man in a formal jacket and black tie with the title "Wet Sex Man"
logging in
LFG
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If Alan offers to let you meet his little buddy and first mate, I should warn you, he doesn't mean Gilligan.
any port in a storm
A three hour tour
weekly standup report
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a crop from a line of a musical score, indicating a 7-beat rest (meaning no music is played). the score has a bass clef, with "END" printed to the left of the line and "Fine" printed to the right.
cropped from someone's heroic attempt to transcribe (the bass part for) "fabienk" by angine de poitrine, available here:
https://www.davedaranjo.com/media...
https://www.davedaranjo.com/media...
Hi, I moved to Sweden
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
Ohh gorgeous!
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
Nice, did you get out of the US?
STUNT FOOD - 2011 Edition
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a man regretting his decision to eat a chocolate covered corn dog at the 2011 Orange County (CA) Fair.
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RLV2
A chocolate covered corn dog WITH SPRINKLES at the 2011 Orange County Fair. Where were the chocolate covered beef wellington regrets? I never saw them.
A chocolate covered corn dog WITH SPRINKLES at the 2011 Orange County Fair. Where were the chocolate covered beef wellington regrets? I never saw them.
Is that a cake-dog?!?!
@ba - Chocolate Covered Corn Dog - fair stunt food. We also got fried butter and fried kool-aid that year.
@crazyunclejoe you complete me.
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I just went to the grocery store the other day. There is a heck of a lot more that should be on this list now.
@urlnotfound Short ribs! Banh Mi!
I love pho (vegan version) and it was basically a soup of what was around during wartime.
your project launch
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scene from Mozart in which his corpse is dumped into a common grave
Ye Old Coffin Floppe
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by Elliot McGucken
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
👁️
And for an alternate opinion: Weiswin Broatir Hemorrhois Enjoyer
Tricentennial Star
mshltp
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I can't see the letters "AI" typed anywhere on the MLT and not think it's referring to @heyitsal. Am I alone in this?
@samh the jolt of subconscious recognition of my own name everywhere and then being annoyed that it was actually "A.I.", is definitely contributing to a future heart attack.
@heyitsal it's like that line from Office Space and the character named Michael Bolton. "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!"
me_rn
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Crying Little Girl GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY
As mentioned a few days ago I'm in the midst of slowly(very slowly atm) rebuilding a home studio. I sold most of my synths but kept my DJ rig and have been re-acquiring some of the stuff I sold. The DJ stuff works the same or better. But throwing an iPad and a TR8-S into that mix, something that was the working center of my rig before, has become an arduous process thanks to the sunsetting of one small MIDI app...
It seems I've been out of the game long enough to lose access to MIDI Link Sync. A simple handshake app that let AUM, Serato and my (former) stack of analog stuff talk to each other unimpeded...
So the last day or two has resulted in me spending a lot of time like above distressed wee one.
Exasperated but not defeated.
I just wanna make digital whale farts and R2-D2 noises.
It seems I've been out of the game long enough to lose access to MIDI Link Sync. A simple handshake app that let AUM, Serato and my (former) stack of analog stuff talk to each other unimpeded...
So the last day or two has resulted in me spending a lot of time like above distressed wee one.
Exasperated but not defeated.
I just wanna make digital whale farts and R2-D2 noises.
sighs; nods; glares at kenton usb midi host box adding another four cables and a psu to the whole shebang
Nods in binary.
Beep boo beep.
Bike Ride
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A middle aged dork on a cargo bike with a passenger. The passenger is smiling widely.
She’s been coming with me to pick her big sister up from school. It’ll be her school in the fall, but big sis will be moving on to middle school.
That just means the world to kids her age.
Get well soon!!
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Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled – AlternativeTentacles
Hope he recovers to stir more trouble.
(Tries to come up with clever wordplay involving DK lyrics and strokes. Fails miserably.)
Fuck!
#imisstheshoestusday
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his "muffins" skit takes up so much space in my brain.
if i had a dollar for every time i went "israeli-palestinian CAWNflict muhffins!"
if i had a dollar for every time i went "israeli-palestinian CAWNflict muhffins!"
Batch!
Fiscal responsibility
software design
Mickey Mouse hat HR Giger
Recursive
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A toot from Mastodon, it reads:
"Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
"Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
Saw this a while back, I sort of got it at the time but the more I have thought about it the funnier it has got.
It's more fractal if you consider the B. to be a regular expression:
b='Benoit B. Mandelbrot';for i in {0..2};do echo "$i : $b";b=$(echo "$b"|sed 's/B./Benoit & Mandelbrot/g;');done
0 : Benoit B. Mandelbrot
1 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
2 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrot Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
b='Benoit B. Mandelbrot';for i in {0..2};do echo "$i : $b";b=$(echo "$b"|sed 's/B./Benoit & Mandelbrot/g;');done
0 : Benoit B. Mandelbrot
1 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
2 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrot Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
Alrite poindexter
Mandelbros
Junie
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A photo of a dog's face. Her fur is black, but her muzzle has turned grey around her black nose. Her brown eyes look directly into the camera, while her right ear is folded back and her let ear stands upright, showing a little pink from inside. Her face is in focus, with everything else softly out of focus. A bit of her teal collar shows on her left side.
Got to spend some time with this cutie while her mom was away for the afternoon yesterday. She didn't quite snuggle with me, but I'm told she's a snuggler once fully warmed to you.
what a face!
Junie!
Stylish EMF Poisoning
too much for me
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hamburger patty and bun in a commercial still with the caption "dramatization"
This image gives me the appetite of a McDonald's CEO.
appetizing product
▶️ "Vol. II" | Angine de Poitrine
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illustrated artwork for the cover of angine de poitrine's second EP, "vol. ii", depicting the two band members in their polka-dotted costumes and cartoonish masks, playing their instruments (a white polka-dotted double-necked microtonal guitar-bass, a black pokla-dotted drum kit). behind them is a yellow pyramid, which is also seen as a graphic on the guitarist's large four-corner hat and the drummer's tunic
more weird time signatures, more off-kilter grooves, more microtonal freakouts. the first two tracks are absolute bangers and i'm thoroughly excited for another volume from this otherworldly duo.
i normally hate gimmicks, but these two have the chops to make it work. the thematic oddness is generated from the musical ability, not the costumes. seriously, who in the fuck can play a 7/4 groove and run a looper in a getup like that?
releases in full on april 3rd
stream two tracks // preorder now:
https://anginedepoitrine.bandcamp.com/album...
i normally hate gimmicks, but these two have the chops to make it work. the thematic oddness is generated from the musical ability, not the costumes. seriously, who in the fuck can play a 7/4 groove and run a looper in a getup like that?
releases in full on april 3rd
stream two tracks // preorder now:
https://anginedepoitrine.bandcamp.com/album...
tech support! side note: this was posted to test an issue with the firefox extension.
i was having trouble using the extension on my home machine last night; the "save this image to MLTSHP" option appeared in the right-click context menu, but did nothing (did not generate the post window). same story with just about any image i could test across the web.
tried the same this morning on my work machine and it works! both are running the latest firefox (148.0), both have the same extension and options (and, in fact, are synced with one another).
anyone have any idea what might have happened to cause one to not work? i'll post to the slack eventually too, but i figured i'd get more eyes here.
i was having trouble using the extension on my home machine last night; the "save this image to MLTSHP" option appeared in the right-click context menu, but did nothing (did not generate the post window). same story with just about any image i could test across the web.
tried the same this morning on my work machine and it works! both are running the latest firefox (148.0), both have the same extension and options (and, in fact, are synced with one another).
anyone have any idea what might have happened to cause one to not work? i'll post to the slack eventually too, but i figured i'd get more eyes here.
this week’s agenda
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cartoon film clip of Wile E. Coyote plunging earthward on a slab of orange rock, trying to shove a boulder off of it. The slab lands perched on another rock, turning both into a teetertotter, the boulder lands on one end, launching Mr. Coyote up to slam into an overhang, at which point he lands back on the teetertotter which then launches the boulder to land on his head.
