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wombatman70

Tomatoes!

Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
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Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
Our big heirloom tomato plants thrived this year, and this was our biggest “Pink Delicious.” Sliced thinly, some fresh mozzarella, some basil from our basil jungle outside, and some aged balsamic my mother gifted me a year or two ago. Spectacular.
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
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jpoulos pro 5 hours ago
My grandfather used to grow a gardenful of tomatoes every year. He'd give them away or make sauce and give that away. I always looked forward to July.
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
[Denethor-slurping intensifies]
wombatman70 4 hours ago
@jpoulos ❤️ I love that. We always choose half of our varietals to be cherry-sized, so I spend a lot of the summer picking handfuls of ripe ones off the vine and eating them warm and fresh. Especially with a happy as our basil plants stay, it’s good our tomatoes can keep up! Here’s to summery tomatoes and memories of Junes past!
wombatman70 4 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado *pippen leans in, whisper-singing*
“Thaaats super grosssss dude! Juuust eat them like a nooooormal personnnnn”
spingo pro 3 hours ago
Goddammit
dapete 2 hours ago
GET ON MY B.L.!!
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dphiffer

0% Off

Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
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Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
source: https://universeodon.com/@UncleDu...
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ardgedee pro 14 hours ago
I've been seeing this increasingly at the local stores. First their standard Discontinued Product discount went from 50% or so to 30% or so, now it might only be 10% or even less than that.

One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
dad 12 hours ago
NOW GOOD DAY SIR
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
Good eye!
danelectro pro 11 hours ago
you'll get nothing and like it
nikkuneko pro 10 hours ago
"i'll have the manager's special, and the same for the gentleman"
BMK 7 hours ago
Manager's Special: Go Fuck Yourself!
davidl pro 5 hours ago
@dad 🌟
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LocalStain

RIP Legend.

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me3dia

Paletas

photo of Field Notes memo books from the Paletas edition. The covers read "Notas de Campo" and look like various paletas flavors.
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photo of Field Notes memo books from the Paletas edition. The covers read "Notas de Campo" and look like various paletas flavors.
Field Notes' latest limited edition is inspired by the colorful flavors of paletas. They're entirely in Spanish.

source: https://fieldnotesbrand.com/es...
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ang pro 10 hours ago
Una de limón y otra de fresa y otra de nuez por favor.
dogwelder pro 3 hours ago
I’ve tried several times to use books like this, and I only recently accepted that they’re just too small for me. I need books like this that are taller so they have more space but still fit in my pocket
LocalStain

Yellow Magic Orchestra

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source: https://old.reddit.com/r...
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
What a GREAT illustration. Which one is Sakamoto-san?(my Japanese comprehension does not exist)
mikenmar 5 hours ago
@MackReed Keyboard player with glasses, on the left.
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
@mikenmar 🖤
joffaboy

AHH-YES

Brian Krassenstein post:

FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
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Brian Krassenstein post:

FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
https://www.threads.com/@gregdwu...
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scotto

good times

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homerj 10 hours ago
Anyone have a Heroin invite?
dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
@homerj First one's free.
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
man, heroin was so much better before it got bought by viacom
danelectro pro 8 hours ago
comments
B6FA798A3449 pro 8 hours ago
I think Bending Spoons owns heroin, now, which in retrospect seems kind of inevitable.
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MackReed

busy tuesday at the office

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animation from a praxiscope or zoetrope of a black-clad priest in clerical collar and yellow apron repeatedly chopping the head off of the red horned devil kneeling before him
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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shfitz pro 12 hours ago
not today satan
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
One way to get a little piece of tail.
danelectro pro 11 hours ago
a daisy chain for satan
octaneTom pro 7 hours ago
Thanks I just got fired from the demon decapitation factory
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
And boy are your arms tired?



No, that’s okay. I’ll see myself out.
cristin pro 2 hours ago
bastille day decoration?
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snarkout

How I work

Andrzej Strumillo, 1975, detail from Polish edition of Little Man by Sologub

b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
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Andrzej Strumillo, 1975, detail from Polish edition of Little Man by Sologub

b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
“I have a computer…” vibes for me.
rogrtheshrubber pro 14 hours ago
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
dreyfusslugado 12 hours ago
@rogrtheshrubber ++
grantbarrett pro 4 hours ago
@rogertheshrubber I get that reference!
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Fulu Act

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Artists in Kinshasa Democratic Republic Of The Congo, make art from trash, to try and lessen the trash created.

https://www.colindelfosse.be/project...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

A Brighter Day

A bright, tan, road winds through colorful fields, off into the distance, met by bright, blue, sky.
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A bright, tan, road winds through colorful fields, off into the distance, met by bright, blue, sky.
Alleged Hockney, and whether, or not, brilliant and engaging. I had never seen David Hockney's early work, and landscapes until today.

#painting #DavidHockney
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scruss

visited by a smol bleating friend this morning

A young raccoon sits on its haunches and looks up it the viewer. It is grey and fuzzy, and it has cute rounded white-edged ears
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A young raccoon sits on its haunches and looks up it the viewer. It is grey and fuzzy, and it has cute rounded white-edged ears
one of the newest generation trash pandas in our garden.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...

#raccoon #TrashPanda #toronto
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MackReed pro Yesterday
daawwwww. Feed it!
scruss pro Yesterday
@MackReed absolutely will not feed it! It wasn't begging, that position is the beginning of their (not so effective) threat display.

They're getting tonnes of mulberries from our garden right now, so no food required from me
mikenmar 21 hours ago
Feed a man a fish, he eats for a day. Feed a raccoon a fish, you have a friend for a lifetime. In fact, he will be hanging around your grave begging for more food.
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
I love these creatures, they are so clever.
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Davezilla

It’s a major award!

Photo of the house used for the movie A Christmas Story
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Photo of the house used for the movie A Christmas Story
Yesterday I spoke on tarot at the Buckland Museum of Witchcraft. Afterward, Steven, the museum’s proprietor, took me out to dinner at a local spot called the Rowley Inn. I had no idea that the house where “A Christmas Story” was filmed was literally across the street from the Rowley. So was the Bumpus house. And Steven used to be the proprietor of the Christmas Story museum as well.

You can see the leg lamp still in the front window.
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snarkout pro Yesterday
Aw, hell, you should have said you were in town! (If you're still around I have cocktail recommendations.)
Davezilla pro Yesterday
Sorry, just a day trip. Next time, for sure! It’s not that bad of a drive from Detroit.
roue Yesterday
I was with my daughter at "The Future" store in Minneapolis, fine purveyors of tarot and crystals. I'd been planning to buy a deck and was a little astonished at the prices. My daughter forbade me from trying to haggle the price down a bit, though mostly because when the cashier would refuse she knew I'd say, "I see you refuse to negotiate with tarotists."
MackReed

ask chatgpt

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Film loop: A young woman in a vogueish anime helmet with pale blue eyeshields and tree-ring-like red shapes on its white plastic skullcap turns and smiles at a red-shouldered cartoonish creature with googly eyes and similar markings in blue on its own skullcap.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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poorusher 23 hours ago
Haha
spingo pro 3 hours ago
Mojo Jojo v. Deadpool
cristin pro 2 hours ago
@spingo ++
joffaboy

Legend

Quote from Sam Neil
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Quote from Sam Neil
Via Facebook
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MackReed

meanwhile …

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Video loop - undersea view of a sea lion swimming into frame at right and being pulled to the left over a green reef by a crystal-blue wave passing above it.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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spingo pro Yesterday
<3
hertz pro Yesterday
Nice work if you can get it
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
@hertz
You can get it if you try!
MackReed

uh-oh …

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White Batman logo zooms in and out of a rapidly spinning camera view repeatedly
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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samh pro 19 hours ago
This is one of those gifs I can hear.
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
@samh yep! That's why I added it to /audiblegifs
samh pro 14 hours ago
: )
patrickneville

micheal myers in a leotard

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poorusher 2 days ago
OMG!
joost 2 days ago
Oh god.
That's scary :-)
samh pro 2 days ago
Just your average Sunday I see.
poorusher 2 days ago
I might post this all over the internet
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MackReed

how i smoke

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waa pro Yesterday
‘Albert Ararat Magarian was half the prominent husband-and-wife artist team who worked as “Magarian” in the 1940s, known for artwork and cartoons in Ziff-Davis pulp magazines, such as Fantastic Adventures and Amazing Stories.’
tamrow pro Yesterday
That’s nuts
MackReed pro Yesterday
@waa TIL - thanx!
MackReed

sleep angry

Circular bedroom or living room with elaborate sleep or lounge surface made of crimson foam blocks. Chromed speaker horns like tuba bells stand at two corners and a bowl with two chromed spheres sits on a third while mysterious slim devices on floor-lamp stands stand at the rear. Maybe they are floor lamps. An enormous rice-paper-and-bamboo spherical lamp hangs above protruding from a hole in the ceiling. The owner of all this might fancy themselves to be  powerful and/or evil.
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Circular bedroom or living room with elaborate sleep or lounge surface made of crimson foam blocks. Chromed speaker horns like tuba bells stand at two corners and a bowl with two chromed spheres sits on a third while mysterious slim devices on floor-lamp stands stand at the rear. Maybe they are floor lamps. An enormous rice-paper-and-bamboo spherical lamp hangs above protruding from a hole in the ceiling. The owner of all this might fancy themselves to be powerful and/or evil.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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idogcow 17 hours ago
Wake up even angrier
samh pro 17 hours ago
The soothing sounds of sousaphone as I slumber upon my sofa.
wombatman70 16 hours ago
Human ashtray
otaman

The Iconic Dance at the Pompeii Club 'The Rich Man's Frug' | Sweet Charity

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csilverman

insert coin

A drab, dirty sidewalk under a smoggy, pale-green sky. Mounted on the sidewalk is a large, indecipherable machine on a post. It is irregularly shaped, boxy, the same dull green color as its surroundings, with a glowing blue screen and small buttons and bolts. In one upper corner is a blue plate with a triangular symbol above several parallel lines. The meaning of the symbol isn't clear. The machine looks sort of like an alien parking machine. A few birds are perched on the top of it. In the background are the shadowy outlines of skyscrapers. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A drab, dirty sidewalk under a smoggy, pale-green sky. Mounted on the sidewalk is a large, indecipherable machine on a post. It is irregularly shaped, boxy, the same dull green color as its surroundings, with a glowing blue screen and small buttons and bolts. In one upper corner is a blue plate with a triangular symbol above several parallel lines. The meaning of the symbol isn't clear. The machine looks sort of like an alien parking machine. A few birds are perched on the top of it. In the background are the shadowy outlines of skyscrapers. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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LocalStain

Rest in Power Sam.

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#RIP
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cristin pro 2 hours ago
what a fun film
snarkout

Do you read Sutter Cane?

A "READ" poster, as from the 1990s, featuring a disheveled Sam Neill covered in scrawled crosses on the floor of a padded cell. He's holding a Sutter Cane novel—"In the Mouth of Madness"—in front of him with a thousand-yard stare. The poster is captioned "John Trent for America's Libraries"
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A "READ" poster, as from the 1990s, featuring a disheveled Sam Neill covered in scrawled crosses on the floor of a padded cell. He's holding a Sutter Cane novel—"In the Mouth of Madness"—in front of him with a thousand-yard stare. The poster is captioned "John Trent for America's Libraries"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

God's not supposed to be a hack horror writer. RIP Sam Neill.
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cristin pro 2 hours ago
years and years ago, I was responsible for tracking Sam Neill's bloody eye sockets on to his heavily made up face. The film was Event Horizon. The first anamorphic film we had ever done computer matchmoving on. (trust me, it is hard)

Anyway, I never got to meet him in person, but his acting in that show was impeccable, and I'm told he was a really nice person.
Argie

This One Hurts 😢

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Vale Sam Neil
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bezt pro Yesterday
Yeah, this one's rough.
snarkout pro Yesterday
I hope he got to see Montana.
snarkout

My bad.

Three panel color comic, stacked vertically. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
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Three panel color comic, stacked vertically. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a figure standing in front of a door of a tower.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a figure standing in front of a door of a tower.
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
A belated happy Monday
damien

Alan Grant

Sam Neill
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Sam Neill
RIP you legend
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mare

Garbage calligraphy

Mattress deposited outside in a Montreal alley way on garbage day, with a text in calligraphy lettering style: “I am tired of this shit.”
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Mattress deposited outside in a Montreal alley way on garbage day, with a text in calligraphy lettering style: “I am tired of this shit.”
2 days ago
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gormat

Eagle Cheeseball

A Cheeseball sculpted to resemble a bald eagle, with pecans for feathers and a yellow pepper beak.
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A Cheeseball sculpted to resemble a bald eagle, with pecans for feathers and a yellow pepper beak.
Perfect for July 4th, Philadelphia football games, or in my case, the birder in the family. Inspired by Amy Sedaris on Insta :
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
How long until this is remixed onto the platter?

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