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Notes of today's meeting #63

Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
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Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
Nothing special, it's a bit of a follow-up to the mural I recently posted, what with all the flowers and bees and such. This meeting was about the future course of a live talkshow here in town for which I do social media and marketing. No, it's not on radio on TV, just in front of a live audience. But it's nice.
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MackReed

sea dog

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he *loves* kayaking.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Imagine the smells!
LocalStain

me_irl

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Lockjaw pro an hour ago
And I suggest you let that one marinate.
MackReed

some call me

A doll wearing a huge bustled dress fashioned of sliced luncheon meat. Caption: “BRIDAL MEAT DOLL”
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A doll wearing a huge bustled dress fashioned of sliced luncheon meat. Caption: “BRIDAL MEAT DOLL”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
And the obligatory “I played base for……”
gwint

Speak Up

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Isabel Emrich
2018
https://www.isabelemrich.com/
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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heyitsal

New logo just dropped

New logo from the Band Porch Pickers
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New logo from the Band Porch Pickers
I just completed this new logo design for my friend's bluegrass band :)
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niicholas

the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles

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waa

My first mural is done!

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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.

Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.

I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...

#painting #mural #insects
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wombatman70 2 days ago
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
m3moellering 2 days ago
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
roonie pro 2 days ago
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
niicholas 2 days ago
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
SO COOL
jer pro 2 days ago
Fabulous 🤩
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
It's so good - well done!
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
otaman pro 2 days ago
I love this!
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
This is great!
tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
billturner pro 2 days ago
It looks so, so good!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Wizard!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
tonyb pro 2 days ago
Gorgeous! <3
ArtVandelay 2 days ago
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
spingo pro 2 days ago
Fantastic!
fins 2 days ago
absolutely stunning! 💐
samh pro 2 days ago
Congratulations.
waa pro 2 days ago
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
zork 2 days ago
Amazing!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
knutmo Yesterday
[this is good]
waldopepper pro Yesterday
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
mare pro Yesterday
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
dphiffer pro 5 hours ago
<3 so good!
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jhamill

Levels of Agency

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source: https://www.swiss-miss.com/2026...
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MackReed pro 13 hours ago
saved to /infographics !
B6FA798A3449 pro 13 hours ago
They left out "sinking resignedly into the bog"
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
This chart makes no sense.
Mozai 6 hours ago
Sooo stuff like the DMCA is meant to shut us out of any tier above #1?
B6FA798A3449 pro 6 hours ago
@ardgedee that's because it's basically a LinkedIn thought-bro meme
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
The investigator/analyst should be one entity. Find a problem, show up with the solution.
asshole 4 hours ago
Lately, I am in the sees problem and knows how to fix it, but says "That's above my current pay rate" and walk away camp.
tonyb pro an hour ago
Blogger: has absolutely zero real life agency, but writes about it, and believes that they have now completely resolved the problem, it's just up to everyone else to implement their solution
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LocalStain

🚬

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bezt pro Yesterday
For the non-lulz version, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
gwint

Single Line Font Archive

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I just discovered OG web hero Golan Levin's archive of "single-stroke fonts" https://github.com/golanlev...

"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.

Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
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mikenmar 18 hours ago
I'm currently in the process of memorizing all those squiggly characters (kanji) in the bottom 80% of that pic. Each one can have several meanings and pronunciations.
m3moellering

Bees!! (Mark III)

Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
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Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
This is the one comb that the apiarist saved for us. All the rest will go into the rehomed B’s new enclosure. Because they have baby bees in them and some of those will survive. What is in here is nectar, not honey because none of these cells is capped. He explained to me that honey. Only comes after nectar has been properly dehydrated by the bees, fanning it after capping it. All the family members have tasted this nectar. It taste like the wildflowers from our backyard. I intend to rinse the comb and melt it down into a beeswax candle.
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artwells pro Yesterday
Another idea for the wax
https://mltshp.com/p/1POQJ
m3moellering Yesterday
@artwells Ooooooh!!
roonie pro 21 hours ago
Wait...
jordanbrock pro 17 hours ago
Bee vomit
m3moellering 2 hours ago
@jordanbrock Hehehehehe
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m3moellering

Bees!!!! (Mark II)

Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
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Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
We hired a local apiary specialist to come rescue the bees who had made a home above our mud room. It was $$$ but made us happier. This is a relatively young hive. We saw them swarming weeks ago but couldn’t get anyone out until this past weekend.
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m3moellering Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPF6
MackReed pro Yesterday
this is actually beautiful
m3moellering Yesterday
@MackReed /agree
tom

Retire in blood

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joffaboy

True..

Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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y95

The nightmare!

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dogwelder pro 18 hours ago
At that point you just have to let the glasses go.
bencmeissner pro 17 hours ago
Why do those sheriffs need bulletproof vests on?
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
At one time, there was a man who hung out in the vault toilets of City Creek Canyon, in SLC, Ut, to take fetish photos of people going about their "business."
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
I lost a nice pair of sunglasses exactly like this, fell out of my shorts pocket right into a vault toilet. I never once thought about going after them.
shitleopard 16 hours ago
NO COMMENT
m3moellering 2 hours ago
@bencmeissner Because shit was flying!
jfaster pro 2 hours ago
I, too, have lost sunglasses in a vault toilet. I, too, just left them there to die.
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I remember that.
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joffaboy

Choose up to one

CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
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CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
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hertz pro Yesterday
That I'm annoyed they're not radio buttons is my ticket past this captcha
MackReed pro Yesterday
our ISP has cloud flare and Captcha engaged, and I got stuck in a captcha death spiral yesterday trying to access archive.ph so I could read a firewalled article.

I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
deaduncledave

[blows a kiss]

A sticker stuck to a light pole states "Hey! At least Dick Cheney is dead!"
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A sticker stuck to a light pole states "Hey! At least Dick Cheney is dead!"
Happy pride everyone!
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artwells

new sigfile

woman captioned "And I poop on you all."
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woman captioned "And I poop on you all."
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artwells

weekend plans

bookstore shelf titled "gardening and sex"
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bookstore shelf titled "gardening and sex"
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m3moellering Yesterday
/same
otaman pro Yesterday
Things that are hard on your knees and back
niicholas Yesterday
the two great things that go great together
ckoerner Yesterday
Dirty!
ba pro Yesterday
Director's cut ending to Candide.
urlnotfound pro 23 hours ago
Just remember to wash your hands.
rogrtheshrubber pro 22 hours ago
Lots of shrubbery to trim
jgs pro 21 hours ago
hoes, hoes 'n hose
roonie pro 21 hours ago
Bees
idogcow 14 hours ago
"I just trimmed my bush"
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MackReed

maybe next week, then

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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csilverman

boundless space

A vast gray hilly meadow under a vast gray cloudy sky. Wandering through the meadow is a tall figure with a traffic signal for a head. The orange signal is lit. A few birds circle overhead. A hazy sun sits in the top right. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A vast gray hilly meadow under a vast gray cloudy sky. Wandering through the meadow is a tall figure with a traffic signal for a head. The orange signal is lit. A few birds circle overhead. A hazy sun sits in the top right. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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joffaboy

Thanks, Humans

Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
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Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
Poster from a Dublin pub

https://bsky.app/profile...
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poorusher 2 days ago
More of this.
intervalometer

spruce knob, wv

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samsung SM-G991U1
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LocalStain

That's ok...

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I didn't make that much money to begin with.
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Not how Social Security works. It's not retirement savings, it's social insurance.

Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.

Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.

This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.

There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.

You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
MackReed

.

Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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me3dia

PSA

a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/generalj...
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mcmjolnir pro 3 days ago
New tattoo just dropped
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I need that sign for my shop
MackReed pro 3 days ago
i am this sign
Mozai 3 days ago
Signed by Max Penalty.
Fantastik 2 days ago
Happy 250th!
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artwells

into the week like

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wickerman scene where the leader is holding up his arms in front of the wickerman
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Davezilla pro 20 hours ago
You know, for crops.
artwells

Willow bench progress

Willow sticks growing leaves
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Willow sticks growing leaves
Just added irrigation

Previously https://mltshp.com/p/1RM1E
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jhamill

Current Rothko

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Weather saved as a Mark Ruthko paiting. Based on your location.

https://rothko.joonas.wtf/
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