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Photo shows an image of a medium small brown short-haired dog with her ears flapping in the wind as she gets all the smells on her way to the Rainbow Bridge.
We gave her the best life we possibly could. The unfairness of living longer than our companions is not lost upon me this day.
BMK
Peace and sweet memories to you.
<3
The hurt of having to make that decision never fully goes away, but if you did it right -- and it sounds like you did -- the joy and love of your life with her will always chase away the sad moments. Godspeed, best girl.
Good good girl.
I'm sorry for your loss.
I'm sorry for your loss.
"I'm like a dog ear on the wind..."
ouch.
that baby had the best life possible. 🌈💜
that baby had the best life possible. 🌈💜
Vibes and hugs. This part always sucks.
Thank you for taking such good care of her.
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i mean, where IS goldbug, doctor?
Not a single car shaped like an apple in sight!
To be fair: The pig butchers selling sausages to pig mom's was kind of a hint.
My kids adore What Do People Do All Day and much of is delightfully innocent and pro-worker. But there's also plenty I go out of my way to skip, "Mother's Work Is Never Done," with its rigid gender roles, and the police one are always a pass for me.
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woman with the caption "Audrey. Former Satanist"
Evil Eye Audrey, they still call her.
Quit to do Twitch streaming?
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Postcard of a volcano erupting and a small glass jar with light gray ash and a damaged handwritten label that says "St Helens erupted May"
A couple of souvenirs from the eruption that i recently found while cleaning out a corner of the basement. The postcard is to my mom from her sister, who lived in Seattle at the time. It was mailed in July, so the printers wasted no time getting merch together after the eruption.
The jar is ash that we collected on a visit to my grandparent's house that summer in Hillsboro. I remember flying past the mountain on the approach to Portland and seeing the huge crater on the side. I don't remember the month we visited, but likely June, because school would have been out but it was fresh enough that their yard made ash plumes when you walked across the grass. My dad got on their roof with a garden hose to help clean it off.
The jar is ash that we collected on a visit to my grandparent's house that summer in Hillsboro. I remember flying past the mountain on the approach to Portland and seeing the huge crater on the side. I don't remember the month we visited, but likely June, because school would have been out but it was fresh enough that their yard made ash plumes when you walked across the grass. My dad got on their roof with a garden hose to help clean it off.
A) SO COOL, thanks for showing this!! B) JEALOUS
and C) I missed Mt. St Helens and even as a little kid was SO SAD I missed it when people talked about how the ash made it all the way to Wyoming (nothing like this, tho.) When Yellowstone burned in 1988 (36% of it!) everyone talked about how the ash on their cars and porches reminded them of when Mt. St. Helens erupted. So after Black Saturday when 150k acres burned in one day and the ash was really bad, I scraped up a bunch of ash from a windshield, put it in a jelly jar, and with my looney toon kid ass mind labeled it "Mt. St Helens ash," then took it to school to show off this "volcanic ash" with obvious pine needles and bark in it that smelled like a forest fire to a bunch of kids who lived in the same place I did.
So D) SUPER JEALOUS
NEAT!!!
and C) I missed Mt. St Helens and even as a little kid was SO SAD I missed it when people talked about how the ash made it all the way to Wyoming (nothing like this, tho.) When Yellowstone burned in 1988 (36% of it!) everyone talked about how the ash on their cars and porches reminded them of when Mt. St. Helens erupted. So after Black Saturday when 150k acres burned in one day and the ash was really bad, I scraped up a bunch of ash from a windshield, put it in a jelly jar, and with my looney toon kid ass mind labeled it "Mt. St Helens ash," then took it to school to show off this "volcanic ash" with obvious pine needles and bark in it that smelled like a forest fire to a bunch of kids who lived in the same place I did.
So D) SUPER JEALOUS
NEAT!!!
When I was in Cub Scouts (or maybe it was Webelos at that time), our scout master gave everyone in the troop little, clear plastic containers (like size of a roll of 35mm film) of Mt. St. Helens ash. I kept it for the longest time, but I think it's long gone now. Always thought that was such a neat memento.
@billturner the difference is that Cub Scouts fall down when they wobble
For years I used Mt. St. Helens ash to make a cone 10 glaze. It was great, all it needed was a clay body for opacity (I used Ball Clay) and a colorant (I used tin) made a gorgeous Bristol White and was crazy cheap.
@1f2frfbf whoa, that's super cool!
@williwaw I'm glad i kept it around all this time, luckily i have it in a reasonably sturdy jar.
@williwaw I'm glad i kept it around all this time, luckily i have it in a reasonably sturdy jar.
In a weird way, that jar of ash is also a souvenir from my parent's divorce. In retrospect, I think the only reason we were on that trip at all is because my mom needed to visit her parents and shop for a house ahead of us kids moving with her later that summer (she wasn't with us in Oregon), and my dad likely wanted to have a vacation with us kids before we moved out of state with mom.
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You know, I saw every episode of M*A*S*H at least three times when I was a kid but I guess it's not until ~40 years later that you realize how deep an impact something like a tv show can have on how you treat those around you.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
They gave this character a good arc of growth
Thanks for this. I had forgotten how much I liked this character.
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A storefront window with white vinyl signage reading Harmonies Pizza & Ice Cream.
My friend Will, late of Handsome Pizza on Killingsworth, has against all odds opened a new parlor in St Johns, PDX.
He was kind enough to ask me to design a logo for the new spot and managed to get vinyl installed in time for last week's friends & family opening.
He was kind enough to ask me to design a logo for the new spot and managed to get vinyl installed in time for last week's friends & family opening.
Will's a friend of mine as well! Love the logo design, great work on that. Happy to have access to his pizza again, even if the new location is quite a hike for me out in Gresham.
came back to say that this photo has the vibe of fred herzog shot. nice.
and nice work on the logo! it looks great!
@WikiAdam Small world! Though not small enough to make it easy to get to St Johns, I guess.
@nikkuneko That's very kind! I was planning on getting some photos for my portfolio, I feel like I got lucky that some folks had just sat down.
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Close up of a 10” margherita pizza
Not sure what the question was, but the answer is yes.
yes
Yes
YES
Oui. Si. Ya. Bitte.
I wanna lance the crust boil.
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A colorful illustration in a pen-and-ink style (although probably done digitally). Four musicians appear, one standing on a pouring 7-Up can, one on a pair of lips, one on a UFO, and one on a giant keyboard (playing drunks), while in the background more keyboards, the Hollywood sign, a red-headed woman with long eyelashes, a monkey, clouds and rainbows, and a checkerboard pattern appear.
source: https://www.patreon.com/posts...
Illustration by John Allison for Mojo magazine (2026) for the Lemon Twigs' album "Look for Your Mind".
Illustration by John Allison for Mojo magazine (2026) for the Lemon Twigs' album "Look for Your Mind".
I LOVE the Lemon Twigs to the moon and back!
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A person stands next to an ice axe on an icy surface. In the distance is Mt. Saint Helens erupting. The second photo shows the same person now seated with their hand on their head and the eruption is now ominously larger.
Photos by John Christiansen from Mt. Adams when Mt. St. Helens erupted on May 18, 1980. Thread is here: https://mstdn.social/@History...
"Vancouver, Vancouver, this is it!"
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a young walrus tumbling off a pontoon in Findochty harbour on the Moray Firth
source Magnus the wandering walrus leaves Scotland for Norway | Animals | The Guardian — https://www.theguardian.com/world...
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A horizontal timeline graphic showing all the current and former members of Enuff Z'nuff and their roles and tenures in the band, arranged chronologically from left to right. Dates and labels are connected by a central line with branching markers indicating milestones. Different colors and shapes distinguish their role(s) in the band across the timeline.”
If you know what this is without looking at the source url, I'm not sure if we can be friends.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
please see page 246 of my thesis, "is enuff truly z'nuff in a post-industrial society? an analysis"
also, SOMEONE out there has to be keeping track of a "bands with the most lineup changes" list
Mothers of Invention line-up
@nikkuneko I'm sure there are larger, but the Flying Burrito Bros' version of this is pretty epic: https://mltshp.com/p/1EGFU
@poorusher the Mothers of Invention graph is just as impressive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@ufez C R I P E S !
tbh, I think The Fall's one has been edited for sanity, because it's much more complicated than this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Seems like Sun Ra Arkestra would have to be up there, but sadly there isn’t a chart on Wikipedia. If anyone needs a weekend project I guess there ya go!
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Grid of black lines on white shifting around a square depression
Bridget Riley meets Pac Man.
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square phone pic: a closeup of a light blue shirt and royal blue hoodie, folded so their logos are adjacent. the light blue shirt has the cursive MLKSHK logo, and the royal blue has the MLTSHP deelux logo.
happy anniversary, you weirdos!
on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.
nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.
(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com
for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.
nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.
(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com
for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
i need more of youse artwork fuckers
I think I still have the black on black shirt
I know I still have the black on black shirt
We should try to organize something for the 10th anniversary, maybe a global MLTUP day?
@wjcstp a great idea; i would love that!
Out of curiosity, when did MLKSHK launch?
@BennyTheIcepick i can’t remember an exact date, but i remember it being in beta late 2010 or early 2011? i think it did publicly launch in 2011
I know I discovered it at my first job, which I left in 2012, so your timeline fits with that.
@nikkineko @BennyTheIcepick I was going to say it was already a habit of mine when I started a job in 2011. I decided to check!
Archive.org has:
May 17, 2010
Two bad gateway captures. Probably Andre et al beginning work
https://web.archive.org/web...
February 2, 2011
An opening soon page:
https://web.archive.org/web...
May 23, 2011
First result with an open sign up page
https://web.archive.org/web...
As a whole, our 15th is one week away!
Archive.org has:
May 17, 2010
Two bad gateway captures. Probably Andre et al beginning work
https://web.archive.org/web...
February 2, 2011
An opening soon page:
https://web.archive.org/web...
May 23, 2011
First result with an open sign up page
https://web.archive.org/web...
As a whole, our 15th is one week away!
ps: Donate to Archive.org, who made this possible: https://archive.org/donate...
@pk ah, thank you for the sleuthing! to pin it down. (and for the donation link, that is important!)
i knew it was still in beta when i started posting (jan. 2011) and that other pilers had been using it for image embeds for a few months before i asked for an invite, but could not pin down better dates. i appreciate that framework!
i knew it was still in beta when i started posting (jan. 2011) and that other pilers had been using it for image embeds for a few months before i asked for an invite, but could not pin down better dates. i appreciate that framework!
pps: their blog shows they were open for some by the end of 2010: https://web.archive.org/web...
I know we could just ask them, but this is the way of the internet
I know we could just ask them, but this is the way of the internet
Still awesome.
My stealth shirt is so stealthy I cannot find it in my pile of dark tshirts
Y'all rule.
Never forget: https://mltshp.com/mlkshktheme
Been lurking around since the mlkshk days and so grateful.
Thanks to all who make this work. This place has been one of my internet homes since early mlkshk.
15 years?? Wow
Plate of shrimp: I grabbed my old mlkshk stealth logo tee to wear today for the first time in at least a couple of years.
BTW, I love y'all, but we need a member drive.
BTW, I love y'all, but we need a member drive.
@foist we've talked about membership drives in the past but it's never really solidified into anything. it would be good to get the conversation going again, see if we can capitalize on the growing demand for "unenshittified" web communities.
I also still have that black on black shirt. it's wonderful.
@foist Someone needs to build the code for a "have an account, give an account" widget. I think Al has the designs ready to go. I'd love to do that. Also let's be clear: we are fine with money. A member drive would just be to get new folks in here, share the love etc. <3 everyone.
Keep Circulating the Tapes
I always get the reminder on this day as my scoops renew
Hells yeh!
Happy MLTSHP/MLKSHK Day. Thank you for nearly ten years of happiness in this community that is so appreciated.
<3 <3 <3
I just re-scooped after I canceled my membership in a bout of cost cutting measures somewhere during last year. Mea culpa.
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Animation loop of a goateed, be-turbaned cartoon psychic, fingers pressed to his temples and mind rays exiting his head.
Maybe it will happen today
Can't stop thinkin' 'bout lunch.
Thoughts and prayers?
Advanced Orb-Pondering
And it’s got Excedrin written all over it.
Needs more cows and bells.
this seance could have been an email
#vibes
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A red text-based public artwork by Frank Riot displayed in a JCDecaux advertising panel outside Holborn Station in London, UK. The poster reads: "When you've got rid of all the mosques but the costs of life still rise and you'e built your fortressed borders but the NHS still dies and the Muslims are all gone and your town's a wall of white but corporate vultures are still pillaging every facet of our lives who will you blame then? What will you have gained? A badge for barbarism against a backdrop of decay." Pedestrians walk past the bus shelter on a busy city street.
Oh, there will be no lack of scapegoats.
Saves to /poetry.
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And then little dots of calamine lotion on the mosquito bites.
@billturner we were just talking about that the other day. In Wisconsin they sold that stuff in gallon jugs and my mom and grandmother applied it with a mop...
😊
😊
I still remember the unholy sting of grandma's mercurochrome on all my cuts and scrapes.
@Xedrik OMG, yes!
Literally still dream of grandmas garden!
I had a childhood like that for a few years. We lived in the countryside of Missouri out in the boonies. Of course it couldn't last. My brother was bitten by a copperhead snake and of course my citified mother kept us all in the yard after that. The rest of the farm off limits.
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A macro photograph of a teeny tiny basil plant that is about half the size of the index finger fingernail that’s pointing to it
I have two volunteer basil plants this year (first time ever for me!), and this is one of them. So wee! Itsy bitsy! I will protect it fiercely.
good luck!
i love fresh basil but the couple times i tried they sadly did not make it. i hope you have much better luck than i did!
i love fresh basil but the couple times i tried they sadly did not make it. i hope you have much better luck than i did!
@nikkuneko Thanks! Like most years we have several plants that I expect will be waist-high by mid-summer or so, but I’ve never had any volunteers, so this teeny little super guy is a fun surprise.
@bencmeissner 🍃🔍
@wombatman70 If you find some tiny pine nuts you can make some tiny pesto.
@bencmeissner TINY DEEZ
@wombatman70 ++
Whatever you do, do not mention the war!
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Grace Jones (Los Angeles, 1986)
Photographed by Greg Gorman
From BlueSky
Photographed by Greg Gorman
From BlueSky
Added to https://mltshp.com/gracejones
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Neat looking tunnels/arches throughout Central Park in NYC
i know my brain has been fried by decades of media, because i immediately thought of the tunnel in "carnival of souls".
also,
1) y'all looking great
2) i love the cross-stabilizer strap on those chrome bags
also,
1) y'all looking great
2) i love the cross-stabilizer strap on those chrome bags
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My open palm holds roughly a couple tablespoons-worth of broken glass above a garden bed full of basil plants
The second collection of bits of safety glass I’ve picked out of the dirt of our basil patch so far this spring. Hasn’t slowed down the basil’s growth!
Garden diamonds.
@ang I’d sell ‘em you you but I threw them away already.
@ang if you could prove 'Trump Walked Here,' you could be sitting on a fortune! Diamonds and a MAHA approved organic Hantavirus cure!
@idogcow lololol MAHA doesn’t need proof! These basil-flavored “diamonds” literally came from the earth! That means they’re good for you! If it hurts when you swallow them that’s just the, uh… parasites dying.
@wombatman70 🤣
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They Live - Nada 1/6 Scale Figure
#gollum, #theylive, #johncarpenterforpresident
source: https://mondoshop.com/collecti...
*only after I typed the title did I see in the listing that he does, in fact, come with bubblegum... but I'm going to leave it.
source: https://mondoshop.com/collecti...
*only after I typed the title did I see in the listing that he does, in fact, come with bubblegum... but I'm going to leave it.
Have to. Canon.