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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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ba

USA250!

A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
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A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
Give it to us raw — and wriggling!
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me3dia

PSA

a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/generalj...
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
New tattoo just dropped
wjcstp pro 23 hours ago
I need that sign for my shop
MackReed pro 21 hours ago
i am this sign
Mozai 8 hours ago
Signed by Max Penalty.
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heyitsal

My own Obama museum

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You may not be able to go to the opening ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center, but you can see all of the banners I designed and animated for his '08 & '12 campaigns right now. Check it out: http://barackobamadesign.com

For true internet geeks: The ads on the site were animated using Flash. @matthewmcvickar helped me modernize the site so you can play with all the rollovers on modern browsers again.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
You are amazing!
thelonius 19 hours ago
I think Mom recorded the inauguration on VHS, that goes in the preserve pile
pollo

Debbie Harry

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MackReed

51 years ago today

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en route to a gig at CBGB, 6/20/75

source: https://sfba.social/@history...
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bitslayer 11 hours ago
G train! I'm not sure how that would have gotten them from Queens to the Lower East Side, though.
bitslayer 11 hours ago
Oh wait, back then the G did extend to Forest Hills. Maybe they transferred to the J/M? Not a free transfer, but perhaps the most convenient while hauling gear. And I guess it was actually called the GG back then. https://www.nycsubway.org/perl...
grantbarrett pro 9 hours ago
Now their songs are used in inane advertising. I hope whomever benefits is doing something righteous with the money.
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
The guy on the right looks like a young Tom Petty.
Xedrik 7 hours ago
That's one heck of a gig bag ;)
dad 3 hours ago
So what was up with the drum kit?
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zork

Going to the Sun Road, Glacier NP

My bicycle leans against a low stone guardrail wall on the Going to the Sun Road, an alpine road in Glacier NP. The view is to the east with Logan Pass in the distance.
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My bicycle leans against a low stone guardrail wall on the Going to the Sun Road, an alpine road in Glacier NP. The view is to the east with Logan Pass in the distance.
There were rumors all week that the road would open up to the top, but no date. I staked my bet on Thursday, and planned an early out from work. Lucky me, that was right on the money. I got on the bike right after 5:30pm and hit Logan Pass right at 9:00pm, just in time for a cold thunderstorm to roll in. It was fine though--I brought all the layers. While the getting there part took 3.5 hours, I was back to my car in less than an hour. Average speed of 7.9 mph, max 34.9 mph. Anyhow it's open all weekend to bikes, then the tourist season kicks off, with the road opening to cars Monday.
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homerj 17 hours ago
So why do they call this Sun Ro...OOOOH! That's why!
wjcstp pro 9 hours ago
Beautiful!
m3moellering 9 hours ago
Thank you for the photos of your adventures! These are gorgeous.
Xedrik 6 hours ago
Something about the quality of the colors reminds me (in a good way, actually) of old family vacation slides.
samh pro 4 hours ago
Yay!
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MackReed

tracking

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a geometric shape of circles, cones and triangles limned in white on black rotates and pivots slowly in this animation
source: https://www.tumblr.com/xponenti...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Kinda like, your house, from space.
joost 6 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Kinda
scotto

have you lost your mind?

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hertz pro 14 hours ago
Do I *want* it back?
grantbarrett pro 9 hours ago
I specifically left my mind at the door when I came in.
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Say this word fifteen times and it will lift all those pesky dipthongs right out of your headspace.
B6FA798A3449 pro 6 hours ago
sheer carelessness
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nikkuneko

minor health goal: can finally do 5 uninterrupted miles at a decent pace

screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.

screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
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snarkout pro Yesterday
Hell yeah.
pk pro Yesterday
That's great work. Way to go!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
MackReed pro Yesterday
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
LocalStain pro Yesterday
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...

That was the last time I ran a mile.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
mingusdew Yesterday
Amazing!
m3moellering Yesterday
Congratulations!
idogcow Yesterday
Congratulations, you've inspired me to try similar. Or at least buy a new watch!
snowbow Yesterday
Good job!
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clambaker

accidental haiku

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https://conservationbytes.com/2026...
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bezt pro 5 hours ago
5-2-4 is a bit free-form for my tastes, but it’s still great news.
samh pro 4 hours ago
Remains full of kangaroos.
bezt pro 4 hours ago
It sounds like they’re getting close with feral cats as well, at least for Dudley Peninsula.

https://www.landscape.sa.gov.au/ki...
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Thanks to an arsenal of AR-15s, presumably
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snarkout

Then, thenceforward, and forever free

A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
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A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist."

Happy Juneteenth. Work like you live in the early days of a better nation.
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dean_paxton

salute your shorts

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artwells pro 18 hours ago
Brain the swamp
3rdparty pro 10 hours ago
And I, for one, welcome our new algae overlords
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
IT MAKES ME WANNA FART
Argie

Special Phil and Catfish Donny

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RIP Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf You Will Be Missed
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Phil and Donny will, sadly, miss the catfish meatloaf. Depending on where they go next, in heaven they will say they miss it. In hell, they have it every day, just enough to keep them dead.
jtj pro Yesterday
Sad to hear this. I have fond memories of seeing Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf play at a juke joint when I was young.
neuracnu pro Yesterday
Someday you too will be special catfish meatloaf missed.
thelonius 19 hours ago
Forget it, Meatloaf, you're out of your element.
snarkout pro 19 hours ago
Special Phil and Catfish Donny were huge, *huge* fans of "Paradise By the Dashboard Light".
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foist

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
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Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
Stolen from bluesky...
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dphiffer

Jimmy

James Baldwin dancing with Doris Jean Castle, a civil rights activist and a member of the Congress of Racial Equality, in New Orleans in 1963.
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James Baldwin dancing with Doris Jean Castle, a civil rights activist and a member of the Congress of Racial Equality, in New Orleans in 1963.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

From the source: out here on google looking up images of Black revolutionaries and freedom struggle activists laughing and enjoying themselves it's honestly really nice.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Just finished the Earth, Wind and Fire doc on HBO. Can highly recommend that for today as well.

Now we can only hope ?uestlove has a PFunk film in the works …
ufez

How I Roll

Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster

Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
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jaybee

 

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O_C

Thomas Hoepker, 1986

Photograph of a crowded beach with a Santa Claus statue/lawn standee, could be Christmastime in the southern hemisphere.
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Photograph of a crowded beach with a Santa Claus statue/lawn standee, could be Christmastime in the southern hemisphere.
source: https://cosmonautroger.tumblr.com/post...
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BooBounder 23 hours ago
Is that an ancient photobomb on the left?
MackReed pro 21 hours ago
@BooBounder i dunno, she doesn’t look a day over …




never mind.
jordanbrock pro 17 hours ago
The beach will be open on for the Fourth of July
idogcow 12 hours ago
It is imperative that the Claus not be harmed
samh pro 4 hours ago
Photobum more like.
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csilverman

dark moon

A huge moon sits in the dark blue night sky, hovering above a darkened city like an impending apocalypse. There are no stars. The moon has a blazing greenish-white crescent on the left, with the dark part visible. A dull tint of moonlight is visible on the dark buildings. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A huge moon sits in the dark blue night sky, hovering above a darkened city like an impending apocalypse. There are no stars. The moon has a blazing greenish-white crescent on the left, with the dark part visible. A dull tint of moonlight is visible on the dark buildings. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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urlnotfound

my daughter has an aesthetic

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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.

It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Cool!

How much did the wrap cost?
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
trey pro 2 days ago
Fantastic
travis pro 2 days ago
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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scotto

wise words

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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
finally, the wisdom i needed #blest #horsetime
artwells pro Yesterday
Eat! Horsetime.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Half horsefishalligator half man
MackReed pro Yesterday
this is … one of those AI thingies, isn’t it.
mare pro Yesterday
No Comment
tamrow pro Yesterday
I sea horse.
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joffaboy

Mallaig view

Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland.

Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRRY
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mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Lovely
drurystephanie 2 days ago
I yearn for this
WikiAdam 2 days ago
I want to go to there.

What's Maillag like?
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
I am experiencing envy.
joffaboy pro Yesterday
@WikiAdam A lovely place with lots going for it, - and lots of tourism in a low key way. Apart from wilderness, ferries to Skye and the Small Isles there's small town stuff and fishing. I expect it's less appealing in winter, but I really enjoyed the time I spent there.
WikiAdam Yesterday
@joffaboy Thank you! That sounds truly lovely. I've long wanted to visit Scotland but have yet to make it happen. Posts like yours push me a little closer to making it happen.
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joffaboy

17th or 21st?

A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
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A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
(Century)

This was the view coming down the steep hill to Mallaig one morning. It wasn't the only sailing ship to arrive in the 5 days we were there...

Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRP5

Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
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homerj

David Byrne - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) | Prague | 17|6|26

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jpoulos pro 22 hours ago
Maybe my favorite song. I started keeping a YouTube playlist of covers. Adding this to it.

https://youtube.com/playlist...
homerj 21 hours ago
@jpoulos I don't know that I have a favorite song. But I can say that I've never been able to get tired of hearing this one.
kokogiak 19 hours ago
Longish story about how much this song means to me: Back in the mid-90s, I moved to Seattle. Growing up in the boring and arid eastern half of Washington State, I'd always wanted to live in the greener, more exciting area, and I finally made that wish come true. I had just gotten married and we bought our first house, and I realized that I finally, really felt at home - a place of my own choosing. One night, feeling very happy about things, sitting on our couch, I noticed that I was digging a song that was playing on a promo on KCTS (Seattle PBS) (instruments only from the song's intro). The vibe of the beloved local channel, the fun imagery, my feeling 'nested' all clicked. That song was _this_ song -- I had never heard it before. When I tried looking it up later, and discovered that not only was if well-known, but it had lyrics, and "Home" was such a prominent lyric, and the title was, of course, "This Must Be The Place"... well, I was just amazed, and felt even more certain I'd landed where I belonged. (Of course I moved away some years later, but that's another story)
jordanbrock pro 17 hours ago
Saw him on tour earlier this year. The show is absolute magic.
jordanbrock pro 17 hours ago
@kokogiak ★
homerj 17 hours ago
@kokogiak great story!

I had the joy of exposing someone to this song for the first time about a decade ago. It's a joy watching this song trigger something good in people the first time they hear it.
ckoerner 17 hours ago
@kokogiak 💛
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
@kokogiak Where the ♡ is...
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bezt

s e v l o w e r e w

A typewritten index card in a box. It reads:

's e v l o w e r e w: werewolves'
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A typewritten index card in a box. It reads:

's e v l o w e r e w: werewolves'
source: https://kottke.org/26...
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WikiAdam Yesterday
So fascinating.
me3dia pro Yesterday
sev lower ew
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Very interesting.
MackReed pro Yesterday
!sevlowereht
homerj Yesterday
I always forget Jason still keeps that site updated. And then on occasion get reminded. And then happy to find there are still bits of the old internet still thriving out there.
ckoerner 17 hours ago
“We’re werewolves not sevlowerew!”
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urlnotfound

we're going shopping

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The original color of the car
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.

They did a nice job on the wrap.
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
this is great.
travis pro 2 days ago
:chefs-kiss:
O_C

I'm Shelley Duvall and these are my pet lizards

Photograph of actress Shelley Duvall and several of her pet lizards, one of whom is sitting on a lizard-sized rattan chair.
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Photograph of actress Shelley Duvall and several of her pet lizards, one of whom is sitting on a lizard-sized rattan chair.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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idogcow Yesterday
no Skink Shaming here
MackReed

proposed emoji

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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.

"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
bezt pro 2 days ago
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.

This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
zork

Big Prairie, Glacier NP

In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
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waldopepper pro 2 days ago
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
samh pro 2 days ago
Downed tree season is real!

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