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Sjixxxy

New Whip

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Haven't mained an M in ~10+ years, or any rangefinder since COVID. I felt it was time to right that wrong.

edit: Base line M10 in can you're asking
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Oh my camera Deities, it has an umlaut. Will the cat let you use their camera?
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Cat bats it off the table in 3 … 2 …

In all seriousness, this looks dröölworthy.
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
*drooling intensifies*
joost 2 hours ago
Aww. I have a 1950s Voigtländer camera that was my mothers favourite.
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
whoaaaaaa congrats! i've always wanted to try one (but sadly way out of my price range).

also WHOA, the lens! that's some fast-assed glass right there
wjcstp pro an hour ago
That's a beauty and killer combo with that lens
urlnotfound pro an hour ago
I'm a take fifteen digital pictures of the same thing kind of person. Actual film cameras make me feel anxious and make me always ask if my photographical whims are film-worthy before even putting the camera up to aim it.

I envy the confidence and commitment real cameras require.
robritz 40 minutes ago
amazing! congrats!

preface: i pinky promise this is not a shit-on-your-joy comment! i had an M4 for a few years and i just could not fall in love with it. i lusted after it for so long and i'm not sure why but we just never clicked (no pun intended).

i ended up trading it for a hasselblad 500c/m and two lenses. thankfully, i am in love.

i fully respect the leica game and i'm not sure why they're not for me. very excited for you!
Sjixxxy 22 minutes ago
@robritz haha. No offense taken. The rangefinder experience isn't for everyone. I've been on the RF train this entire century up until ~2020 and they are my favorite system for spontaneous/casual photography. But give me a big ground glass if I'm putting my camera on a tripod.
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Argie

But when it reopens... pistols at 20 paces

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Not my pic but on my route to work, except I don't see it because I don't work at knight
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
So yer sayin' you've achieved knight?
otaman pro 4 hours ago
I'm trying to think of a pun but I don't have Duolingo
cottenwess 3 hours ago
twas but a flesh wound.
thelonius 3 hours ago
11th Duel Commandment
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
@cottenwess That's duelingo.
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
satisfaction may only demanded in the left lane (next 5km)
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gwint

Roman shoe

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c. 75-125 AD
England
https://www.londonmuseum.org.uk/collecti...
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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joost 2 hours ago
That looks so ridiculously modern
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
@joost it really does!
"check out my new xeros, dude"
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
The new Trajan signature shoe is out!
wjcstp pro an hour ago
That's some impressive work to perforate the leather like that so precisely by hand.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Executive Decision...

My cat sitting on the book I am reading. Black cat, on an old, open book, lace table cloth, art supplies.
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My cat sitting on the book I am reading. Black cat, on an old, open book, lace table cloth, art supplies.
You have read enough.
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nikkuneko pro an hour ago
makes me think of a cat i had who would sandwich herself between me and my guitar whenever i started playing. "no, human, shhh"
octaneTom

mshltp

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https://mltshp.com/p/1C9TX
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPM7

Sorry for the horrible clipping masks doing this in between things on a call
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heyitsal pro Yesterday
Stunning!
robritz Yesterday
is it because i'm a good boy?
artwells pro Yesterday
That's amazing
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
urlnotfound pro 23 hours ago
This is better than anything I've clumsily hacked together in ms paint
snarkout pro 23 hours ago
Every Good Boy...
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
hanging this over my desk as a daily affirmation ™
neuracnu pro 21 hours ago
ASK YOU
WHY ME
DESERVE
CHEESE


ASK CHEESE
WHY YOU
DESERVE ME
joost 20 hours ago
When I was in the super market something drew my eye.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/y4acDum1...
roonie pro 20 hours ago
I'm cheese-worthy.
please
wmo pro 20 hours ago
the true use case for ai
heyitsal pro 17 hours ago
@joost nice balls.
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Cheeses loves me.
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semillama

Red Columbine: A flower for Mom

Photo of Red Columbine flowers in a messy native plant garden
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Photo of Red Columbine flowers in a messy native plant garden
So, my mom died a couple of weeks ago. Partly why I have been even less active here than usual. But one thing I started doing was posting on Facebook photos of the native plants in my garden as a memorial. She really loved gardening, and it just so happens I started to get into native plant gardening a couple of years ago. Anyway, here's some Red Columbine. I'll try and post some more from the garden to keep up some activity here.

source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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spingo pro 18 hours ago
<3
chauffi pro 18 hours ago
That's a lovely tribute. I'm sorry for your loss.
m3moellering 18 hours ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
BMK 17 hours ago
Sorry for your loss. Very nice way to remember her.
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
Sorry for your loss. Lovely flowers.
readery 17 hours ago
Condolences. Take care of yourself.
snarkout pro 17 hours ago
May her memory be a blessing.
thelonius 17 hours ago
I am so sorry for your loss. Probably not far behind you now, I worry a bit about how I will handle it.
nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
man, so sorry to hear about your mom. i think this is a great way to memorialize her and channel your emotions. we're here for you.
bug138 14 hours ago
One of my absolute favorites
urlnotfound pro 13 hours ago
I am so sorry for your loss.
williwaw pro 4 hours ago
Oh hon, *hugs*. This is so lovely, and what a lovely way to keep her memory alive and out in the world. What a touching tribute, please post more in the weeks ahead. We're here for you.

Everytime I see a red columbine now, I'll think of you and your mom. :)
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Sorry about you mother. *hugs*
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snarkout

Orion is *too committed* to his job!

A single panel from a comic book. A reptillian or amphibioid creature, green with fin-like ears is seen from behiind, saying to Orion, lying on the ground and not wearing his helmet but in his red jumpsuit with metal gauntlets, "Your love of destruction has forces  your true face from hiding, Orion!!! The rumors about you are true." Orion responds, "Yes, you croaking frog! They're true!! Orion is *flawed*!!"
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A single panel from a comic book. A reptillian or amphibioid creature, green with fin-like ears is seen from behiind, saying to Orion, lying on the ground and not wearing his helmet but in his red jumpsuit with metal gauntlets, "Your love of destruction has forces your true face from hiding, Orion!!! The rumors about you are true." Orion responds, "Yes, you croaking frog! They're true!! Orion is *flawed*!!"
source: https://kirbymuseum.org/blogs...

From The New Gods no. 5 (1971). #kirbythursday
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cristin

fuck you, bezos

Screenshot of the Washington post editorial board with an opinion piece that says "You CAN earn a billion dollars. AOC has a low opinion of human potential"
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Screenshot of the Washington post editorial board with an opinion piece that says "You CAN earn a billion dollars. AOC has a low opinion of human potential"
source: https://mastodon.social/@skinnyl...
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snarkout pro 7 hours ago
https://bsky.app/profile...: "You can't "earn" a billion dollars and none of their examples did. Michael Jordan earned $93m playing basketball. He's worth $3.5b today because of our meticulously-engineered legal, economic, and tax structures that prioritize accumulated capital and property over everything else."

A friend ran the numbers and assuming you're not paying taxes or rent, all you have to do to earn a billion dollars is start working full-time at 18 and retire at 67 and average an hourly wage of $9,811.61 throughout. Simple! What a hateful dummy AOC is!
snarkout pro 7 hours ago
It's amazing how quickly Bezos, whom I think of as evil but not stupid, has trashed the Post. Suggests that he doesn't view its reputation as particularly important to his goals at this point.
bencmeissner pro 5 hours ago
I pity these people who can only measure success in dollars. What a terrible way to live.

What about the human potential to ensure everyone is taken care of and able to flourish?
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
I think of OAC on a smallish sailboat, with friends, on a glorious day, smiling, wind blowing her hair. I don't imagine her being mauled by sharks, you know, just going home and writing legislation, doing some research. Funny, huh?
WikiAdam 3 hours ago
Despite some occasional good reporting from legacy papers like the Post, the NYT, etc., I implore people not to give these failed institutions a single cent of their money.
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LocalStain

Dozens of us!

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gschmd

Nothing, absolutely nothing

A Star Trek themed coloring book page that asks the reader "what's wrong with this picture?" Characters are wearing hats they normally wouldn't wear or are equipped with things (flowers, boxing gloves) they wouldn't usually use.
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A Star Trek themed coloring book page that asks the reader "what's wrong with this picture?" Characters are wearing hats they normally wouldn't wear or are equipped with things (flowers, boxing gloves) they wouldn't usually use.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/
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MackReed pro 22 hours ago
Digging Nurse Bones ...
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
cowboy heartthrob sulu is on track to captain the excelsior AND your heart
m3moellering 22 hours ago
@MackReed Heehee
robotmachine pro 16 hours ago
Not a damn thing.
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joffaboy

Relief on a Ptolemaic temple, 1928

Detailed carvings on the wall of an Egyptian temple. A man stands in a shaft of sunlight
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Detailed carvings on the wall of an Egyptian temple. A man stands in a shaft of sunlight
https://www.tumblr.com/ghostowl...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Aziz! More light!!!
bezt pro Yesterday
1968. It's by Kees Scherer, one of @joost's lot.
joost 21 hours ago
@bezt It's a great picture.
I looked up some of his work. Apparently he lived from 1928 - 1993. So pre internet.
This picture he took in New York is nice https://www.flickr.com/photos...
Or this one of NL in the 1950s https://www.flickr.com/photos...
pantsrobot 5 hours ago
@MackReed after that explanation: much better thank you Aziz
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scruss

scrungly leggies

the ideal body starter pack: a fawn with scrungly leggies, a heart full of love, big ears to hear birds, spotted fur, and hooves for frolicking
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the ideal body starter pack: a fawn with scrungly leggies, a heart full of love, big ears to hear birds, spotted fur, and hooves for frolicking
source: https://goblin.camp/@sugar...
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MackReed pro 2 hours ago
see also: bigfooted bunny friend
dapete

Donut bacon sunset

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kristinmooreart.com
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katiefox

found it

James Dean with bunny ears Echo & the Bunnymen Tour 1984 shirt, front & back
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James Dean with bunny ears Echo & the Bunnymen Tour 1984 shirt, front & back
Old & dingy, much like myself, but wearing it to the SF show on Friday nevertheless.

I actually only listened to this show from the hall outside the theater—I think I both did not have a ticket (sold out) and was not old enough to attend (16). Let's Active opened.
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wmo pro 20 hours ago
be certain that you have a sharpie with you in the off chance that you get a chance to have it signed.
idogcow 10 hours ago
Dated a girl with this same shirt back in the day!
damien

Back with the yellow box...

I'm back
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I'm back
It's been a while since the Double Scoop but I am back supporting the site that's given me so much joy and enjoyment for many a year now.

That's it for this post...see you all around the place!
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
welcome back to the double-scoop club! + 🍨
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Welcome welcome!
MackReed pro Yesterday
Re-howdy!
damien pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko Thanks! 🤩
m3moellering Yesterday
Welcome back!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Now if only we could get Fabulous52 back it would truly feel like the good old days
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
[obligatory Kotter reference]

Welcome back!
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick OG rage bait
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Welcome back!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick LOL! I was thinking about them yesterday.
pastranaut pro 19 hours ago
[guess who’s back]
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williwaw

look on my 25 year old black flip CD keepers, ye mighty

meme format from a movie in which Micheal Sheen dressed as a British aristocrat gazes down on everyone  with a look of contempt and smugness, with the words "Gen Xers who kept all their physical media"
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meme format from a movie in which Micheal Sheen dressed as a British aristocrat gazes down on everyone with a look of contempt and smugness, with the words "Gen Xers who kept all their physical media"
I have to laugh, there was no foresight involved but am happy to have saved all I had and have even bought more physical media:

a) CDs: Mostly did it because I drive a vehicle that still has a CD changer (and I was dragged kicking and screaming into a smart phone only after I had already owned it for over ten years) but damn am I glad now. Ordered a CD player for the house recently and it's been really nice.

b) Vinyl: Have a lot of power outages, want music when the power's out, and a record player can run off even a fairly small battery for a really long time. However, due to limited room it makes us super curate which albums to get, which has been an interesting process.

(not quite a gen X, not quite millenial tho)
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Happy to say that when my hard drive failure a few years ago ate one third of my music, i was able to replace nearly all from hard copy.

That said, CDs are only slightly more archival than cloud services.
poorusher Yesterday
There's never been a better time to pirate stuff
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I still regret the one CD and vinyl purge i did in the early 2000s, but now we have more of both than ever.

And relating to power outages, one project that i need to get back to is the battery- and solar-powered portable 78 player that i started. It's sitting half done in the basement somewhere.
katiefox pro Yesterday
@MackReed Notes from having re-ripped around 1k CDs recently:
1) Polishing grubby, scratched CDs with toothpaste, and then rinsing and drying, made them playable far more often than I expected. Like more than 90% of the time.
2) Box sets with CDs that should have been pristine, having probably only been ripped once and then put away in jewel cases stored inside boxes (a opposed to discs that probably banged around on the floor of my car for years), were frequently unplayable until being washed. What's up with that??
3) Self-burned backup data CD-Rs were 100% trash.
cwhartman pro Yesterday
Also part of the Xennial/Oregon Trial Generation. The only physical media I ever got rid of were dud albums back in the days before you could try before you buy. Still have hundreds of CDs in a couple of big tubs in the basement, dozens of tapes, and plenty of vinyl I've been buying since the 90's (when vinyl wasn't cool). Digitizing all the CDs and tapes has been on my to-do list for many years, I'll get to it eventually.

Also probably a few hundred more CDs, and a couple dozen more tapes still at my parent house. I should probably finish moving out of there sometime (I last slept there in 2003).
spingo pro Yesterday
@poorusher *

Left my records on the street when I left NYC (INSTANT vanishing in between bringing armfuls downstairs), sold off my CDs when I left SF in 2006, no regrets. Ebooks over paper, too.
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
I have a beefy desktop gaming computer with CD player, lots of usb ports, fire wire ports, 32 gigs of ram. All kinds of card readers, and a very old printer which prints off of many sizes of film cards.
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
@katiefox valuable tips - thanks!
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
i'm at the tail end of the "oregon trail generation"/"generation catalano" divide, just young enough to be a proper Elder Milllennial time-wise but culturally teetering, hah. (don't @ me, i'll make up as many microgenerational nicknames as i like and you can't stop me!)

i'm so glad i never gave up on my CD/LP collection. aside from the occasional trade-sell-lend, i have almost everything i've bought since the 90s. (apologies to the tapes that disappeared into the maw.) it's really come in handy with albums that fell out of print, weren't licensed to stream or download, or only got re-released with a weirdly different master or a different tracks sequence.

also, heck yeah on the CD player! i also recently got a proper CD player again for the first time in ages. an old macbook plugged into the stereo receiver sufficed for a long time, but damn it feels and sounds good to have a dedicated machine that's not connected to All The Internets And Distractions. both the CD player and the turntable are so great for active, focused listening, which is something i really need more of in my life.
roonie pro 20 hours ago
My new CD player is just wonderful. @nikkuneko Focus is right!
The only bad news is that I slimmed down the CD collection a few years ago, on the basis that I should only keep those that I really want to hear again, in full. Now I flip through what I kept...meh, meh, meh....
sigh
I need some new CDs.
thelonius 17 hours ago
@katiefox I have been ripping some of my late brother's formidable CD collection, and I have noticed the same thing with box sets. I am using Exact Audio Copy, which is pretty finicky, and I have gotten "sync error" on a bunch of them.
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LocalStain

40 years…

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Is a long time for anyone to be in any kind of business for a top of the line luxury fine dining restaurant on an island in the Atlantic…

It says a great deal about Michael that he has been successful for as long as he has.

#MV26, #letoile40
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Have you read Diary by Chuck Palahniuk? If not, you should! I can send you my copy if you'd like.
artwells

saving throw against charisma

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vintage van with Dungeon and Dragons art on it.
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m3moellering Yesterday
I would, without d single doubt, fail.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
If this van's a-rockin', my character's warlockin'
bezt pro Yesterday
fake.
https://www.facebook.com/groups...
ckoerner Yesterday
@bezt Ugh. Thanks.
spingo pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado *
RMarshall pro 4 hours ago
Look at my cool hat. I could be you, stat.
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artwells

vintage conservative bedwetting

black and white image of kids looking at the AD&D DM Guide with the caption Dungeons and Dragons: Just harmless fun - or sorcery?
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black and white image of kids looking at the AD&D DM Guide with the caption Dungeons and Dragons: Just harmless fun - or sorcery?
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
I remember back when I played D&D, the guy who usually DM'd decided once to make the players chant a devil-worshiping spell, just because of all the Satanic Panic in the news.
We all thought it was dumb, but we were also very uncomfortable doing the chanting.
No demons were summoned.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Tom Hanks moral panic vehicle from 1982:

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
ckoerner 23 hours ago
This is funny to me. Just this week my wife took our 11 year old daughter to a Girls DnD event hosted by a local bookstore. Such a stupid moral panic.



Also, hail satan. :p
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 23 hours ago
Why not both?
BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449
I remember renting this from blockbuster as a preteen, hoping for a good old fashioned sword and sorcery movie, and boy was I disappointed. Perhaps my least favorite Tom Hanks role after Joe vs. The Volcano.
wmo pro 20 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado OHM Shie=a Shankara Harei Hari Ghananji
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csilverman

clutter

A darkening purple sky that still has a reddish glow. Placed in the middle of a dark purple meadow is a stack of three boxes. The lowermost box is blue, with a bright green and red eye on it. The middle box is purple, and has several orange and yellow stars, as well as two google eyes, stuck to it. The topmost box is a rusty red, and has a radioactive-green question mark painted on it in drippy paint. There are a few stars speckling the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A darkening purple sky that still has a reddish glow. Placed in the middle of a dark purple meadow is a stack of three boxes. The lowermost box is blue, with a bright green and red eye on it. The middle box is purple, and has several orange and yellow stars, as well as two google eyes, stuck to it. The topmost box is a rusty red, and has a radioactive-green question mark painted on it in drippy paint. There are a few stars speckling the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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artwells

what year are you calling, dog?

woman on the phone in a retro future control room
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woman on the phone in a retro future control room
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dad

Merzbow at KFC

A person in a chicken costume stands with two women in yellow bikinis holding signs protesting outside a fast-food restaurant; another person in black looks on.
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A person in a chicken costume stands with two women in yellow bikinis holding signs protesting outside a fast-food restaurant; another person in black looks on.
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dapete 9 hours ago
New pic in the OED for the definition of "sad"
octaneTom pro 5 hours ago
I saw KFC Torture Chicks open for Black Flag back in '86
caitlinburke

Instinct

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jpoulos pro 2 days ago
The children have become pointy.
bezt pro 2 days ago
Rosemary Mosco is the best.
snarkout

Later, shitlords.

Black-and-white photo of a man with a topkot wearing a kimono. He's behind the wheel of a white convertible car, driving away from another car and a dirt lot. There is a sword on the dashboard.
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Black-and-white photo of a man with a topkot wearing a kimono. He's behind the wheel of a white convertible car, driving away from another car and a dirt lot. There is a sword on the dashboard.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Toshiro Mifune, in costume, leaving the set of "Yojimbo" in his MG convertible. He's got a katana on his dashboard, because he is the coolest motherfucker alive.
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ba pro Yesterday
added to https://mltshp.com/culater
m3moellering

How did we get from here to where we are now?

Picture does the 1975 reprint of Harlan Ellison‘s The Glass Teat. It is a compilation of articles that he wrote for the LA Free Press in the late 60s early 70s. The article that he wrote were social commentary masquerading as television commentary. But because it was Harlan Ellison they weren’t really masquerading.
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Picture does the 1975 reprint of Harlan Ellison‘s The Glass Teat. It is a compilation of articles that he wrote for the LA Free Press in the late 60s early 70s. The article that he wrote were social commentary masquerading as television commentary. But because it was Harlan Ellison they weren’t really masquerading.
Rough family stuff along with the state of our nation really has me in a deep funk. I needed a little Harlan to let me know that there arestill champions to be had.
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frothywalrus 53 minutes ago
suckle that teat!
artwells

made me what I am

title screen for Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels
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title screen for Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Ungabunga!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 23 hours ago
When I looked this up I figured it was an anthology show and did not expect that Captain Caveman would be interacting directly with the Teen Angels.
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
I remember being in first grade and at thr end of the school day doing a wicked big "CAPTAIN CAAAAAAVEMAaAaAaAan!" and the girl next to me saying in complete deadpan "That's not funny."

Been like fifty years and I remember that clear as day. It's very funny.
joffaboy

'Realistic human', sure

Gold eyeglasses with Trump's open eyes on the glass slumped trump wearing the same
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Gold eyeglasses with Trump's open eyes on the glass slumped trump wearing the same
https://www.threads.com/@tubs900...
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Comes in various shades of orange to match the bad makeup jobs.
WikiAdam Yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells

"Well, that's it for our interview questions. Do you have anything to ask or add?"

man in a placard and hat that says "Ask me why you deserve hell"
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man in a placard and hat that says "Ask me why you deserve hell"
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octaneTom pro Yesterday
Had to zoom in, hat says the same thing as the sign.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Sneaky marketing for Blank Generation
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
Because you are dumb enough to ask me why you deserve hell.
wmo pro 20 hours ago
confess yur chrimes
pastranaut pro 19 hours ago
It was Bernadette peters fault
drurystephanie 18 hours ago
How long have you got, Hal
BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
Oh honey it’s more fun to show you
kplawver pro 7 hours ago
Pretty sure this is the guy who used to march around downtown Savannah, all four seasons, except when it was raining. I always appreciated his commitment to the bit, if not the message.
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snarkout

Pistol Shrimp

Color photograph of a large roadside sign--really a scumpture--mounted on poles amidst telephone/electrical wires. It shows a shrimp (with hands) "standing" on its tail, wearing a red and white polka-dot bandana and cowboy hat, brandishing two six-guns.
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Color photograph of a large roadside sign--really a scumpture--mounted on poles amidst telephone/electrical wires. It shows a shrimp (with hands) "standing" on its tail, wearing a red and white polka-dot bandana and cowboy hat, brandishing two six-guns.
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You telling me a *shrimp* fired this rice? "christie's restaurant sign, houston, texas, 1983" Yee-haw!
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ufez pro Yesterday
On my lap at all times
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
Pistol scrimp
joffaboy

Pause for a wee dram

Drinks await in a charming pub
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Drinks await in a charming pub
A drink of Irish whisky awaits in the Olde Starr Inn, the 'oldest' pub in York (1663)
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scruss pro 2 days ago
we used to have a summer apartment across the road from that pub. It was up an absurd flight of stairs. Lovely city, though you weren't going to get a Sunday lie-in with the Minster bells being less than 100 metres away ...

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