I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”

ghosty 80's woman talking to a shaking wireframe head on a vitnage computer

air-brushy three-headed portrait of Loni Anderson

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">

"^ what artistic growth feels like"

Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP

R2D2 covered in electricity with the caption "[malfunctioning]"

Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."

Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"

the 2001 Sony Vaio PCG-GT3, which appears to be a laptop that's also a camcorder that's also a personal digital assistant

The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"

A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.

This image is a visual gag of a flow chart in the pattern of "Loss" which was a strip by the web comic Ctrl+Alt+Del.

There is a history of using this pattern to hide a reference to Loss in memes as documented here: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-this-loss

The flow chart is as follows:
Start => Have you heard of the Loss Meme?

Have you heard of the Loss Meme? => No => Do you want to know what it is? => Both Yes and No direct to "NORMIE" (Ends)
Have you heard of the Loss Meme? => Yes => Do you think it was overused?

Do you think it was overused? => Yes => Ok boomer (Ends)
Do you think it was overused? => No => Are you good at spotting Loss memes?

Are you good at spotting Loss memes? => No => Step up your game mate. (Ends)
Are you good at spotting Loss memes? => Yes => Wait… is this… (Ends)

screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked What's wrong?
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well You can talk?
"Yes," said the well. "Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so could serve as a guardian to the townspeople."
"Alas," said the young woman. "I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother's death."
"Do not be afraid," said the well. "I will take care of this."
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch's daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Meme of two burley arms doing a tough guy handshake. Likely inspired from the film Predator.

One arm is labelled "two-toed sloths" and the other is labelled "me".
The handshake is labelled "have 8 white claws & sleep in a tree"

Manhole cover with "teleport" written on it

Image from TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

Yard sign reading:
"IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
WE DIE ALONE
WE DIE AFRAID
WE LIVE IN TERROR
WE'RE NAKED AND ALONE
AND THE GRAVE IS THE LONELIEST PLACE"

A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.

A dark green ramshackle house hangs from a pulley that rolls along a cable. The house is suspended in the middle of a slightly cloudy blue sky. It is heavily patched together with boards and has a few graffiti tags on it. It has a door, a window, and then a round window under the roof. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

Phone keypad and a speaker form a relatively early phone phreaking device

Advertisement for Astra Beer. Bored couple with no beer.

A photo of me, wearing headphones, in preparation for a video interview. In the background is the Norwegian forest I was sitting in for the call.