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art installation consisting of a CCTV camera sitting atop its output monitor, with the camera pointing directly at the wall socket it is plugged into. on the CCTV screen, the plugs and socket take up the whole screen
"video installation, black-and-white, silent, with monitor and video camera"
via the whitney museum of american art:
https://whitney.org/collecti...
via the whitney museum of american art:
https://whitney.org/collecti...
tonyb
guarding the Anthropic Principle
This is giving, "Lamps in video games use real electricity" vibes.
Nam June Paik wept.
@MackReed was convinced it was Nam.
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Wall sign (metal, etched sans serif font): "DO NOT drink from toilets or urinals as they use reclaimed water as a water saving measure."
Every sign tells a story
@O_C ++
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Human in a flowing costume covering their whole body in black cloth limned with fine white lines depicting a stylized skeleton. Their head is tipped down, their face hidden by the top of a flat circular hat showing the upper portion of a skull.
Dress for the job you want
It's amazing. Like muertos crossed with dazzle camo crossed with a circuit board.
The Matrix of the Damned
That's why U-Boat officers live such short lives: they never tell how close death is for them until it's too late.
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a sign on a tripod that reads "No tripods"
*"City of Gold and Lead" intensifies*
MackReed ++++++
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The head line is: "Elderly US woman shocked to receive racy new car license plate"
Below, a photo of an elderly person's hand holds a Florida License plate, the plate reads: SQZ A55.
The caption to the photo is:"The Florida retiree says the plate has caused quite a stir among her local community."
It is not recorded whether the grandmother in question is happy or sad about the outcome.
Below, a photo of an elderly person's hand holds a Florida License plate, the plate reads: SQZ A55.
The caption to the photo is:"The Florida retiree says the plate has caused quite a stir among her local community."
It is not recorded whether the grandmother in question is happy or sad about the outcome.
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A two part image, the top shows a news article from the Guardian about Ann Widdecombe, a pretty gross Tory MP who defected to Reform.
The article text reads:
Ann Widdecombe: don’t have cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford them
Ex-Brexit party MEP says there is no ‘given right’ to low food prices despite families struggling with cost of living
Families should go without cheese sandwiches if they cannot afford the ingredients, Ann Widdecombe has said.
The former Brexit party MEP said there was no “given right” for low food prices, despite being told families “cannot afford to feed their children” and were having to make huge sacrifices as the cost of living crisis deepens.
Below is an image of comedian Limmy from his show, where he is playing a rather insensitive psychic who is trying to tell some family members that their loved one has gone to hell using the phrase "She's doonstairs".
The article text reads:
Ann Widdecombe: don’t have cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford them
Ex-Brexit party MEP says there is no ‘given right’ to low food prices despite families struggling with cost of living
Families should go without cheese sandwiches if they cannot afford the ingredients, Ann Widdecombe has said.
The former Brexit party MEP said there was no “given right” for low food prices, despite being told families “cannot afford to feed their children” and were having to make huge sacrifices as the cost of living crisis deepens.
Below is an image of comedian Limmy from his show, where he is playing a rather insensitive psychic who is trying to tell some family members that their loved one has gone to hell using the phrase "She's doonstairs".
Well...bye
Let them eat... wait, what's left after people can't afford cheese?
Every day it becomes more obvious to me that the people in charge need reminded that being forcefully dragged from their homes and executed in the city squares for failing to maintain their humanity is an option that never goes away, no matter how much money and power they think they have.
@urlnotfound +++++++++++++
TIL she lived in Haytor Vale.
I'm not one for nominative determinism but
I'm not one for nominative determinism but
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Photograph of a tree silhouetted against an ugly tan sky, with the sun an orange dot.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"There’s no vintage filter on this photo. And no, this isn’t Mars.
"This is Hamilton, ON today, with the sun dimmed by wildfire smoke from northern Ontario. A sobering reminder that climate extremes are no longer distant headlines - they’re part of our daily lives. Stay safe, everyone."
"There’s no vintage filter on this photo. And no, this isn’t Mars.
"This is Hamilton, ON today, with the sun dimmed by wildfire smoke from northern Ontario. A sobering reminder that climate extremes are no longer distant headlines - they’re part of our daily lives. Stay safe, everyone."
Thanks to some Jet Stream fuckery, STL was at the crossroads of both the Canadian Rockies and N. Ontario smoketrails for an extended period a few Summers ago. It was dreadful. My boogers turned black.
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Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
Our big heirloom tomato plants thrived this year, and this was our biggest “Pink Delicious.” Sliced thinly, some fresh mozzarella, some basil from our basil jungle outside, and some aged balsamic my mother gifted me a year or two ago. Spectacular.
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
My grandfather used to grow a gardenful of tomatoes every year. He'd give them away or make sauce and give that away. I always looked forward to July.
[Denethor-slurping intensifies]
@jpoulos ❤️ I love that. We always choose half of our varietals to be cherry-sized, so I spend a lot of the summer picking handfuls of ripe ones off the vine and eating them warm and fresh. Especially with a happy as our basil plants stay, it’s good our tomatoes can keep up! Here’s to summery tomatoes and memories of Junes past!
@dreyfusslugado *pippen leans in, whisper-singing*
“Thaaats super grosssss dude! Juuust eat them like a nooooormal personnnnn”
“Thaaats super grosssss dude! Juuust eat them like a nooooormal personnnnn”
Goddammit
GET ON MY B.L.!!
@spingo God did, indeed, damn this tomato.
@dapete ON TOAST!
Tomato envy, no, tomato admiration!
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🎉🍅🎉
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Screencap from a low-budget horror movie with the caption "July the fifteenth is a day of the ghosts"
hah, truly a blessed day:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RT2R
commented on the other thread, but for those who don't know and are curious, the screenshot is from the film "full moon scimitar" (https://www.imdb.com/title...)
https://mltshp.com/p/1RT2R
commented on the other thread, but for those who don't know and are curious, the screenshot is from the film "full moon scimitar" (https://www.imdb.com/title...)
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animation loop of skyscrapers rendered is metrically in black lines in white slowly descending as the camera rises
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Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
I've been seeing this increasingly at the local stores. First their standard Discontinued Product discount went from 50% or so to 30% or so, now it might only be 10% or even less than that.
One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
NOW GOOD DAY SIR
Good eye!
you'll get nothing and like it
"i'll have the manager's special, and the same for the gentleman"
Manager's Special: Go Fuck Yourself!
@dad 🌟
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Anyone have a Heroin invite?
@homerj First one's free.
man, heroin was so much better before it got bought by viacom
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I think Bending Spoons owns heroin, now, which in retrospect seems kind of inevitable.
She can unsubscribe at any time!
Twitter arguably more dangerous than heroin
God forbid women do anything
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foggy scene with the caption "July the fifteenth is a day of the ghosts"
i had to know what the heck this was, and for once google image search worked (lately it seems like it's getting worse rather than better)
"full moon scimitar", 1979
https://www.imdb.com/title...
"full moon scimitar", 1979
https://www.imdb.com/title...
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Brian Krassenstein post:
FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
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Artists in Kinshasa Democratic Republic Of The Congo, make art from trash, to try and lessen the trash created.
https://www.colindelfosse.be/project...
https://www.colindelfosse.be/project...
Tetsuo: The Iron Man, dir. Shinya Tsukamoto, 1989
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photo of Field Notes memo books from the Paletas edition. The covers read "Notas de Campo" and look like various paletas flavors.
Field Notes' latest limited edition is inspired by the colorful flavors of paletas. They're entirely in Spanish.
source: https://fieldnotesbrand.com/es...
source: https://fieldnotesbrand.com/es...
Una de limón y otra de fresa y otra de nuez por favor.
I’ve tried several times to use books like this, and I only recently accepted that they’re just too small for me. I need books like this that are taller so they have more space but still fit in my pocket
@dogwelder as someone that makes handmade notebooks, I'm genuinely interested in what size this would be
also paletas -> pelotas -> sneaky world cup tie-in.
@dogwelder What you need to do is hit up Jetpens and other shops selling fountain pens. All kinds'a different sizes.
For years I kept a Rhodia mini pad in my back pocket where most people would keep their wallet. Only fell out of the habit when I started carrying a smartphone, and I'm not sure that was a good idea.
@dogwelder What you need to do is hit up Jetpens and other shops selling fountain pens. All kinds'a different sizes.
For years I kept a Rhodia mini pad in my back pocket where most people would keep their wallet. Only fell out of the habit when I started carrying a smartphone, and I'm not sure that was a good idea.
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animation from a praxiscope or zoetrope of a black-clad priest in clerical collar and yellow apron repeatedly chopping the head off of the red horned devil kneeling before him
not today satan
One way to get a little piece of tail.
a daisy chain for satan
Thanks I just got fired from the demon decapitation factory
And boy are your arms tired?
No, that’s okay. I’ll see myself out.
No, that’s okay. I’ll see myself out.
bastille day decoration?
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Andrzej Strumillo, 1975, detail from Polish edition of Little Man by Sologub
b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
“I have a computer…” vibes for me.
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
@rogrtheshrubber ++
@rogertheshrubber I get that reference!
shrimp robe
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A young raccoon sits on its haunches and looks up it the viewer. It is grey and fuzzy, and it has cute rounded white-edged ears
one of the newest generation trash pandas in our garden.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
#raccoon #TrashPanda #toronto
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
#raccoon #TrashPanda #toronto
daawwwww. Feed it!
@MackReed absolutely will not feed it! It wasn't begging, that position is the beginning of their (not so effective) threat display.
They're getting tonnes of mulberries from our garden right now, so no food required from me
They're getting tonnes of mulberries from our garden right now, so no food required from me
Feed a man a fish, he eats for a day. Feed a raccoon a fish, you have a friend for a lifetime. In fact, he will be hanging around your grave begging for more food.
I love these creatures, they are so clever.
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A bright, tan, road winds through colorful fields, off into the distance, met by bright, blue, sky.
Alleged Hockney, and whether, or not, brilliant and engaging. I had never seen David Hockney's early work, and landscapes until today.
#painting #DavidHockney
#painting #DavidHockney
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Photo of the house used for the movie A Christmas Story
Yesterday I spoke on tarot at the Buckland Museum of Witchcraft. Afterward, Steven, the museum’s proprietor, took me out to dinner at a local spot called the Rowley Inn. I had no idea that the house where “A Christmas Story” was filmed was literally across the street from the Rowley. So was the Bumpus house. And Steven used to be the proprietor of the Christmas Story museum as well.
You can see the leg lamp still in the front window.
You can see the leg lamp still in the front window.
Aw, hell, you should have said you were in town! (If you're still around I have cocktail recommendations.)
Sorry, just a day trip. Next time, for sure! It’s not that bad of a drive from Detroit.
I was with my daughter at "The Future" store in Minneapolis, fine purveyors of tarot and crystals. I'd been planning to buy a deck and was a little astonished at the prices. My daughter forbade me from trying to haggle the price down a bit, though mostly because when the cashier would refuse she knew I'd say, "I see you refuse to negotiate with tarotists."
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Film loop: A young woman in a vogueish anime helmet with pale blue eyeshields and tree-ring-like red shapes on its white plastic skullcap turns and smiles at a red-shouldered cartoonish creature with googly eyes and similar markings in blue on its own skullcap.
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A rocky chunk hovers in a blue sky. The right side of it is striated, and looks almost like tree roots. Built on the top of it is a small, cylindrical structure with a pointed roof. In the sky to the right of the structure is a round white sun. A glowing yellow doorway is on the left of the structure. A small sign hangs above the doorway, with "open" in white letters. Farther down on the rock are a spray-painted orange triangle and a yellow and black striped warning patch. Hanging from the underside of the rock is some moss and vegetation. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".