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artwells

dress for the job you want

picture of a man in a formal jacket and black tie with the title "Wet Sex Man"
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picture of a man in a formal jacket and black tie with the title "Wet Sex Man"
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poorusher an hour ago
The new EP is amazing.
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bezt pro 30 minutes ago
Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
bezt pro 29 minutes ago
1975, allegedly.
pk pro 29 minutes ago
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
pk pro 18 minutes ago
@bezt jinx
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LocalStain

me_irl

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poorusher 5 hours ago
😱
bencmeissner pro 4 hours ago
Will not be able to unsee
Sjixxxy 4 hours ago
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
bezt pro 4 hours ago
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
LocalStain pro 55 minutes ago
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
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nikkuneko

weekly standup report

a crop from a line of a musical score, indicating a 7-beat rest (meaning no music is played). the score has a bass clef, with "END" printed to the left of the line and "Fine" printed to the right.
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a crop from a line of a musical score, indicating a 7-beat rest (meaning no music is played). the score has a bass clef, with "END" printed to the left of the line and "Fine" printed to the right.
cropped from someone's heroic attempt to transcribe (the bass part for) "fabienk" by angine de poitrine, available here:
https://www.davedaranjo.com/media...
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infini

 

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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
HEYOOOO
otaman pro an hour ago
Maybe just a tug
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
@otaman ++
n0wak an hour ago
don't we all
Lockjaw pro 48 minutes ago
£5, same as in town.
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LocalStain

me_rn

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As mentioned a few days ago I'm in the midst of slowly(very slowly atm) rebuilding a home studio. I sold most of my synths but kept my DJ rig and have been re-acquiring some of the stuff I sold. The DJ stuff works the same or better. But throwing an iPad and a TR8-S into that mix, something that was the working center of my rig before, has become an arduous process thanks to the sunsetting of one small MIDI app...

It seems I've been out of the game long enough to lose access to MIDI Link Sync. A simple handshake app that let AUM, Serato and my (former) stack of analog stuff talk to each other unimpeded...

So the last day or two has resulted in me spending a lot of time like above distressed wee one.

Exasperated but not defeated.

I just wanna make digital whale farts and R2-D2 noises.
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niicholas an hour ago
sighs; nods; glares at kenton usb midi host box adding another four cables and a psu to the whole shebang
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
Nods in binary.
samh pro 16 minutes ago
Beep boo beep.
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urlnotfound pro an hour ago
I just went to the grocery store the other day. There is a heck of a lot more that should be on this list now.
dad an hour ago
@urlnotfound Short ribs! Banh Mi!
n0wak an hour ago
I love pho (vegan version) and it was basically a soup of what was around during wartime.
ang pro 59 minutes ago
Nothing poor about oxtail recently.
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MackReed

liquid sky

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Two slim, heavily made-up women in sharp, heavily stylized tunics made in bright shades of fuschia and purple pose and vogue before a crowd on a city street.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/atomic-c...
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snarkout

Mickey Mouse hat HR Giger

A photo from a letter column with a blurry photo of a grumpy-looking man in dark jacket holding an Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. "…As a fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I'm sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger!

Gary Randall
4904 Glenalbyn Dr
Los Angeles, CA 90065"
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A photo from a letter column with a blurry photo of a grumpy-looking man in dark jacket holding an Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat. "…As a fan of H.R. Giger, I have been collecting his prints and corresponding with him for some time. So, when he arrived in Los Angeles for the Academy Awards, I wasted no time in contacting him. Enclosed is a photograph of him posing with his award for ALIEN. He had just been to Disneyland the day before, which explains the hat. As a fan of STARLOG, I would like to share this picture with the readers. I'm sure they would enjoy seeing this Mouseka-Giger!

Gary Randall
4904 Glenalbyn Dr
Los Angeles, CA 90065"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Heroes in a half-shell. (Giger power!)

"Fan letter to Starlog from 1980, featuring a rare photo of H.R. Giger in a Mickey Mouse hat"
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LocalStain

Get well soon!!

Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled –  AlternativeTentacles
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Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled – AlternativeTentacles
Jello had a stroke.


source- https://alternativetentacles.com/blogs...?
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MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Hope he recovers to stir more trouble.
Lockjaw pro 36 minutes ago
(Tries to come up with clever wordplay involving DK lyrics and strokes. Fails miserably.)
samh pro 13 minutes ago
Fuck!
heyitsal

#imisstheshoestusday

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#imissthewebtuesday

Saying the word 'shoes' like this has been a constant in my home since 2006
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nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
his "muffins" skit takes up so much space in my brain.

if i had a dollar for every time i went "israeli-palestinian CAWNflict muhffins!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Batch!
drurystephanie 2 hours ago
Fiscal responsibility
nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
tooooom skeeeerrrittttt
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Goshawk

Hi, I moved to Sweden

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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
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snowbow Yesterday
Ohh gorgeous!
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
dad Yesterday
Nice, did you get out of the US?
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
williwaw pro Yesterday
oh WENDY!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Congratulations!! This is so great!
williwaw pro Yesterday
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
redfox pro Yesterday
yayyyyy!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Hej!
BMK Yesterday
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
WikiAdam Yesterday
Jealous!
spingo pro Yesterday
Hullo!
poorusher Yesterday
Wonderful
joost Yesterday
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
infini pro Yesterday
Hello, neighbour!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! 💜
pk pro 23 minutes ago
Congratulations on the move!
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nikkuneko

▶️ "Vol. II" | Angine de Poitrine

illustrated artwork for the cover of angine de poitrine's second EP, "vol. ii", depicting the two band members in their polka-dotted costumes and cartoonish masks, playing their instruments (a white polka-dotted double-necked microtonal guitar-bass, a black pokla-dotted drum kit). behind them is a yellow pyramid, which is also seen as a graphic on the guitarist's large four-corner hat and the drummer's tunic
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illustrated artwork for the cover of angine de poitrine's second EP, "vol. ii", depicting the two band members in their polka-dotted costumes and cartoonish masks, playing their instruments (a white polka-dotted double-necked microtonal guitar-bass, a black pokla-dotted drum kit). behind them is a yellow pyramid, which is also seen as a graphic on the guitarist's large four-corner hat and the drummer's tunic
more weird time signatures, more off-kilter grooves, more microtonal freakouts. the first two tracks are absolute bangers and i'm thoroughly excited for another volume from this otherworldly duo.

i normally hate gimmicks, but these two have the chops to make it work. the thematic oddness is generated from the musical ability, not the costumes. seriously, who in the fuck can play a 7/4 groove and run a looper in a getup like that?

releases in full on april 3rd

stream two tracks // preorder now:
https://anginedepoitrine.bandcamp.com/album...
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nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
tech support! side note: this was posted to test an issue with the firefox extension.

i was having trouble using the extension on my home machine last night; the "save this image to MLTSHP" option appeared in the right-click context menu, but did nothing (did not generate the post window). same story with just about any image i could test across the web.

tried the same this morning on my work machine and it works! both are running the latest firefox (148.0), both have the same extension and options (and, in fact, are synced with one another).

anyone have any idea what might have happened to cause one to not work? i'll post to the slack eventually too, but i figured i'd get more eyes here.
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samh pro 11 minutes ago
I can't see the letters "AI" typed anywhere on the MLT and not think it's referring to @heyitsal. Am I alone in this?
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by Elliot McGucken
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0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
dreyfusslugado 21 hours ago
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
3rdparty pro 18 hours ago
👁️
cristin pro 15 hours ago
I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
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robotmachine

Bike Ride

A middle aged dork on a cargo bike with a passenger. The passenger is smiling widely.
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A middle aged dork on a cargo bike with a passenger. The passenger is smiling widely.
She’s been coming with me to pick her big sister up from school. It’ll be her school in the fall, but big sis will be moving on to middle school.
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thelonius 17 hours ago
That just means the world to kids her age.
Mozai

software design

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vosechu pro 53 minutes ago
I’m in this
bencmeissner

Junie

A photo of a dog's face. Her fur is black, but her muzzle has turned grey around her black nose. Her brown eyes look directly into the camera, while her right ear is folded back and her let ear stands upright, showing a little pink from inside. Her face is in focus, with everything else softly out of focus. A bit of her teal collar shows on her left side.
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A photo of a dog's face. Her fur is black, but her muzzle has turned grey around her black nose. Her brown eyes look directly into the camera, while her right ear is folded back and her let ear stands upright, showing a little pink from inside. Her face is in focus, with everything else softly out of focus. A bit of her teal collar shows on her left side.
Got to spend some time with this cutie while her mom was away for the afternoon yesterday. She didn't quite snuggle with me, but I'm told she's a snuggler once fully warmed to you.
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otaman pro 21 hours ago
what a face!
B6FA798A3449 pro 17 hours ago
Junie!
poorusher

Recursive

A toot from Mastodon, it reads: 

"Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
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A toot from Mastodon, it reads:

"Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
Saw this a while back, I sort of got it at the time but the more I have thought about it the funnier it has got.
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scruss pro Yesterday
It's more fractal if you consider the B. to be a regular expression:

b='Benoit B. Mandelbrot';for i in {0..2};do echo "$i : $b";b=$(echo "$b"|sed 's/B./Benoit & Mandelbrot/g;');done
0 : Benoit B. Mandelbrot
1 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
2 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrot Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
poorusher Yesterday
Alrite poindexter
thelonius Yesterday
Mandelbros
neuracnu

hmm

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MackReed pro Yesterday
first seen at (of course) Burning Man ...
homerj Yesterday
This is essentially what the BMW i3 was.
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
the generator runs of gasoline?
urlnotfound pro 22 hours ago
This is conceptually how hybrids work, and almost how most "plug in" hybrids actually do work.
tonyb pro 22 hours ago
THERE, I FIXED IT!
ardgedee pro 21 hours ago
@urlnotfound Plug-in hybrid is not even a stupid idea though, especially up north where depending exclusively on EV in subzero weather seems like a worse idea than that.
idogcow 16 hours ago
I believe the engineers in GM's EV-1 wanted to do something like this to extend the 70 mile range but management required it to be a pure EV for various reasons
waldopepper pro 9 hours ago
Yeh you can't charge an EV whilst you're driving it so unless they ran out of battery specifically there and stopped to charge, this is nonsense.
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MackReed

this week’s agenda

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cartoon film clip of Wile E. Coyote plunging earthward on a slab of orange rock, trying to shove a boulder off of it. The slab lands perched on another rock, turning both into a teetertotter, the boulder lands on one end, launching Mr. Coyote up to slam into an overhang, at which point he lands back on the teetertotter which then launches the boulder to land on his head.
Looney Tunes taught me everything I know about physics.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
and classical symphonic music
shitleopard Yesterday
#NAILEDIT
travis pro Yesterday
this is how your emails have found me
roonie pro 20 hours ago
made me what I am
thelonius 3 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado I have both Carl Stalling Project CDs.....
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
@thelonius by far my favorite piece is "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott, used in WB cartoons whenever there is heavy machinery in operation.
thelonius 15 minutes ago
@dreyfusslugado did you know that Rush pays royalties for using (I think without intent to steal, but infringing) part of "Powerhouse", in "La Villa Strangiato"?
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joffaboy

First, back on Earth, 1963

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Cosmonaut smiling in a field
Valentina Tereshkova landed near the Pavinskiy Collective Farms in Altai Krai, approximately 150 miles southwest of Novosibirsk, Russia, after her mission on June 19, 1963. Spacecraft: Vostok 6 (East 6)
https://www.tumblr.com/mudwerks...
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cwhartman pro Yesterday
This silly song won me a pretty competitive game of Trivial Pursuit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
gwint

March hare

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Liza Adamczewski
https://bsky.app/profile...
https://www.lizaadamczewski.art/
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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
that is just sublime
lamnatos Yesterday
What a nice duck!
deletism 21 hours ago
Mad!
KMAlexander

Friday Brisket, Part 2

Four close-up pictures of a sliced-up brisket.
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Four close-up pictures of a sliced-up brisket.
Continuation from here: https://mltshp.com/p/1RLRN

Woke up at 4 AM. Got the brisket on the smoker at 5. It stalled fairly early (145º-150º), but I smoked until noon, then wrapped them for three to four hours until they hit 203º, pulled them both, and popped them in a 150º oven until 6 PM and dinner time.

Turned out lovely! Thus concluded my first big packer brisket on the new smoker. It's way too much meat for the two of us, so were loading up our neighbors.
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homerj 2 days ago
I'll be right over.
shitleopard Yesterday
#DATBARK
WikiAdam Yesterday
Gorgeous.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
♡♡♡♡ Imagine the smell! ♡♡♡♡
jer pro Yesterday
Fuuuuuuuuuuck yes 🤤
otaman pro Yesterday
holy cow
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I haven’t had meat in 20 years and my mouth still involuntarily started watering
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MackReed

palate cleanser

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jesusfuckingchristijustwatchedthepresidentslatestpressdonferenceandicantanymoreanywayheressomethingpleasantandmuchbetterforyoufuckmeisweartogodimlosingmyshitanymoreknowhatimean?
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
I can't take the baby talk, talking about war.
heyitsal pro 4 hours ago
#imissthewebtuesday
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
https://html5zombo.com/

Let's not give Google any clicks they don't deserve.
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
@ardgedee 🏆
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O_C

sky

8bit skyline (green grass and blue sky)
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8bit skyline (green grass and blue sky)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
Earth 2 Special 8-Bit Version
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patd 17 hours ago
If the mission spec calls for it, auxiliary fuel tanks can be mounted under the wings for extended flight range. Those tanks are labeled "USAID cuts"

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