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a nighttime scene in Los Angeles showing a parking sign with a palm tree, utility pole, and power lines visible in the back ground. The parking sign reads 2 hour parking, 8am to 8pm except sunday. under that is a sign made to look like a street sign posted: "No ICE Chinga La Migra At All Times" with a universal No symbol over an ice cube.
source: https://lataco.com/anti-ice...
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looking at a parking sign on a post in los angeles, with blue sky, powerlines, and a building visible in the background. under the parking sign is a sign in the style of a parking sign: "NO I.C.E. PLEASE GET A REAL JOB"
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This is a stylized, humorous comic drawn in a simple red-and-white color scheme.
Overall layout:
The image looks like a poster or PSA. Bold, all-caps text appears at the top and bottom, framing a single large illustration in the center.
Main illustration:
A cartoon person has just tripped off a curb and is shown mid-fall, sprawled awkwardly on the ground. Their body is exaggeratedly limp, with long, thin limbs stretched out in unnatural positions.
The absurd twist:
Their bones have popped out of their body and are scattered on the ground around them—arms, legs, and even a skull lying separately.
The character is looking down at the loose bones with alarm.
Two speech bubbles say:
“OH NO, ALL OF MY BONES!”
“THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE OF ME.”
Environment:
A sidewalk and curb are visible, indicating they tripped while walking down the street.
The background is minimal, with dotted shading to suggest ground texture.
Tone and style:
The drawing is simple and cartoonish, not graphic or realistic.
The humor is absurd and exaggerated, playing on an impossible scenario (bones ejecting from a body).
The bottom text continues the joke by pretending this ridiculous outcome is a real risk, warning people to “look before you step off curbs.”
It’s a parody of overly dramatic safety warnings—taking a mundane accident (tripping) and escalating it into something hilariously impossible and grotesque in a playful, non-serious way. 'I ALL HAPPENS IN A HEARTBEAT. ONE MOMENT YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. THE NEXT YOU'VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN AND EJECTED ALL OF YOUR BONES. ALLOFMY OHNO BONES! THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BEINSIDE E OFME. OF ME. 대대국식터다다습니 / من AND ALL YOUR CLOTHES FALL OFF toO AND YOU'RE NAKED, AND EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR FLAPPY, EMPTY SKIN. ISIT IS WORTH THE RISK? IS IT WORTH THE SHAME? LOOK BEFORE YOU STEP OFF CURBS. ALL OF THIS STUFF CAN AND WILL HAPPEN.'
Overall layout:
The image looks like a poster or PSA. Bold, all-caps text appears at the top and bottom, framing a single large illustration in the center.
Main illustration:
A cartoon person has just tripped off a curb and is shown mid-fall, sprawled awkwardly on the ground. Their body is exaggeratedly limp, with long, thin limbs stretched out in unnatural positions.
The absurd twist:
Their bones have popped out of their body and are scattered on the ground around them—arms, legs, and even a skull lying separately.
The character is looking down at the loose bones with alarm.
Two speech bubbles say:
“OH NO, ALL OF MY BONES!”
“THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE OF ME.”
Environment:
A sidewalk and curb are visible, indicating they tripped while walking down the street.
The background is minimal, with dotted shading to suggest ground texture.
Tone and style:
The drawing is simple and cartoonish, not graphic or realistic.
The humor is absurd and exaggerated, playing on an impossible scenario (bones ejecting from a body).
The bottom text continues the joke by pretending this ridiculous outcome is a real risk, warning people to “look before you step off curbs.”
It’s a parody of overly dramatic safety warnings—taking a mundane accident (tripping) and escalating it into something hilariously impossible and grotesque in a playful, non-serious way. 'I ALL HAPPENS IN A HEARTBEAT. ONE MOMENT YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. THE NEXT YOU'VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN AND EJECTED ALL OF YOUR BONES. ALLOFMY OHNO BONES! THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BEINSIDE E OFME. OF ME. 대대국식터다다습니 / من AND ALL YOUR CLOTHES FALL OFF toO AND YOU'RE NAKED, AND EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR FLAPPY, EMPTY SKIN. ISIT IS WORTH THE RISK? IS IT WORTH THE SHAME? LOOK BEFORE YOU STEP OFF CURBS. ALL OF THIS STUFF CAN AND WILL HAPPEN.'
source: https://www.kingofblood.com/
jpoulos
If I had a nickel for every time...
Experts Are Dubious.
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A graph potting the year versus the date of flowering of the cherry blossom. The years are on the horizontal scale, the month or moment of the year of flowering on the vertical scale. at the right end of the graph, approaching the year 2025 we can see the graph goes down, which means that the flowering starts earlier and earlier in the year. The moment of flowering in the year 2025 is one of the lowest/esrliest on the graph.
‘Based on the research done by Aono and Kazui in 2008, by Aono and Saito in 2010 and by Aono in 2012 the historic full flowering days since the year 812 for Kyoto in Japan where gathered.
Yearly we add the new dates and update the graph. The current version is up to date till 2025.’
Source: https://datagraver.com/kyoto-fu...
I myself have seen something similar happen with the magnolia bloom here in the Netherlands. When I was a kid, over half a century ago, I know the exact date when the white Magnolia would be exploding into bloom, because it always was exactly around Remembrance Day, May 4. We would keep our one minute of silence, while I was staring at the white Magnolia in front of our window.
Since then, I’ve seen the bloom happen earlier and earlier, starting around 1980, and now it’s a full month earlier. By the time May comes around, all the flowers are gone nowadays.
Yearly we add the new dates and update the graph. The current version is up to date till 2025.’
Source: https://datagraver.com/kyoto-fu...
I myself have seen something similar happen with the magnolia bloom here in the Netherlands. When I was a kid, over half a century ago, I know the exact date when the white Magnolia would be exploding into bloom, because it always was exactly around Remembrance Day, May 4. We would keep our one minute of silence, while I was staring at the white Magnolia in front of our window.
Since then, I’ve seen the bloom happen earlier and earlier, starting around 1980, and now it’s a full month earlier. By the time May comes around, all the flowers are gone nowadays.
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image of the earth from the moon, with the text, "I have two versions of Outlook and neither of them is working" as a reference to a recent incident with the Artemis II crew
title stolen
USS Enterprise Level Support
Good ol Papyrus
"... and if you can get Teams to stop working, too, I'd really appreciate it. I am in actual outer space observing the infinite."
- an astronaut, probably
- an astronaut, probably
Artemis II Astronauts Say Teams Not Working Either
https://theneedling.com/2026...
https://theneedling.com/2026...
@neuracnu actual lol, amazing
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A dairyman in a tidy red rowboat, carries 96 ~2KG wheels of cheese, neatly stacked, to market. They are rowing and deflecting a very interested seagull. The dairyman is dressed in black, and wears classic wooden shoes. I have some just like them, I bought in Leyden, 60 years ago.
Buffet lunch … a gull eyes up a vendor’s cheese being transported by boat during the opening of the first cheese market of the season in Alkmaar, the Netherlands
#Photography #ANP/Shutterstock I
(This photo has a lot to love, cheese, wrinkly water, man who makes good cheese, seabird, boat, and potential for joy and peaceful continuity.)
#Photography #ANP/Shutterstock I
(This photo has a lot to love, cheese, wrinkly water, man who makes good cheese, seabird, boat, and potential for joy and peaceful continuity.)
[the cabbage, rabbit, fox problem, except it's one tired ferryman and 8000 seagulls]
I do like this photo, the man in black, the paddle, especially the boards in the bottom of the boat in relation to the wrinkly water, the bird, that number 4.
However, <in my brain, there is always an however> However, you have assumed the cheese is good AND that the man made the cheese.
Now it could be said all cheese is good but we all know that is not necessarily the case, AND...i'll shut up now
However, <in my brain, there is always an however> However, you have assumed the cheese is good AND that the man made the cheese.
Now it could be said all cheese is good but we all know that is not necessarily the case, AND...i'll shut up now
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Five cartoon panels.
1: Exterior shot, Hogwarts.
2: A girl in robes, wearing the sorting hat; in the background are three other students in robes.
3: Closeup on the girl, her face squinched up and fingers crossed.
4: The sorting hat says, "JK Rowling uses profits from this franchise to fund anti-trans legislation!" The girl looks upset.
5: The girl says, "Aww, I wanted Ravenclaw..." One of the background students pipes up, "I'm 39 years old!!"
1: Exterior shot, Hogwarts.
2: A girl in robes, wearing the sorting hat; in the background are three other students in robes.
3: Closeup on the girl, her face squinched up and fingers crossed.
4: The sorting hat says, "JK Rowling uses profits from this franchise to fund anti-trans legislation!" The girl looks upset.
5: The girl says, "Aww, I wanted Ravenclaw..." One of the background students pipes up, "I'm 39 years old!!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft’s window after completing the translunar injection burn. There are two auroras (top right and bottom left) and zodiacal light (bottom right) is visible as the Earth eclipses the Sun.
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Presenting male on a cliff top holding a tiny terrier dog. They're both wearing the same white puffa jacket.
i love this suspicious lil face
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I’m experimenting with pushing Tri-X to 1600 and 3200 ISO (this shot is 3200). My masters final project is about a dream-like experience and I’m playing with heavy grain and the sense of fogginess it can illicit. I’ll be experimenting with double exposures as well.
This is the Barcelona Cathedral around 10am on a weekday during Semana Santa. The tourists hadn’t quite started to swarm yet (I mean, if I’m honest, at 8 months living here I’m still a tourist).
Shot on a Minolta XD-11 that used to be my father’s. 35mm lens. Probably f8 with a high-is shutter given the ISO.
This is the Barcelona Cathedral around 10am on a weekday during Semana Santa. The tourists hadn’t quite started to swarm yet (I mean, if I’m honest, at 8 months living here I’m still a tourist).
Shot on a Minolta XD-11 that used to be my father’s. 35mm lens. Probably f8 with a high-is shutter given the ISO.
Never did much with TriX but I loved pushing Ilford Delta to 1600 and beyond. Such gorgeous grain and contrast.
that's a lovely shot
@1f2frfbf oh i should definitely try with some delta. i have delta 3200 to experiment with, but i've never pushed delta 400 (or 100). i've also been playing with harmon kentmere 400 and really like it. i usually stick with hp5+, it's very hardy when messing with chemistry.
@wjcstp thank you!
@wjcstp thank you!
Just keep in mind this chemistry is very toxic to the nervous system, and does cause parkinson's if you do not protect yourself. No contact, ventilate, always use gloves.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 i think that's a bit of a myth. still good to be safe, though. i did some googlin' and there's no direct proof that the chemistry causes parkinsons, but sounds like that was a common thought at the time.
My professor, who is yoinger tham me, but not by much, has fairly severe Parkinson's. I was told it was common among the greats, something to do with benzene in the developer.
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Armendariz and Connery
From Russia with Love was an amazing watch last night. I've really never watched the old Bond movies and holy shit, if you haven't, it will shock you in absurdity at every turn. I couldn't stop laughing at the script and loving the creativity and beauty of the cinematography. Each scene is so over the top with patterns and color schemes. But then I saw this scene (pictured) about midway through... see that arch above that guys head? The way it stays centered like a hat started seeming very Wes Anderson and then that led to reimagining the actors going full Wes Anderson and then I spent the next hour laughing even harder than I already had been.
We rewatched a handful of the earliest Bond movies when they came to Netflix a month or so ago, and totally agree, they're way more ridiculous than i remembered. You get these lush settings and lovely framing, plus hit-and-miss spy plots and some absolutely laughable dialog.
The whole plot, "If you can put up with the dumb, you get to see pretty girls, pretty men, and amazing cars!"
Worth it. Sean, Ursula!
Worth it. Sean, Ursula!
I recently rewatched this one, too. It's gorgeous, even if it doesn't make a lot of sense. I learned that Daniela Bianchi ("Tatiana Romanova") was overdubbed by British actress Barbara Jefford because her Italian accent was too thick. Jefford did an amazing job matching the VO!
Roger Moore (stunt double) running atop crocodile heads like they were stepping stones
https://youtu.be/-LrbTd69...
And all of the attempts... because actual crocodiles
https://youtu.be/EDeUzB12...
https://youtu.be/-LrbTd69...
And all of the attempts... because actual crocodiles
https://youtu.be/EDeUzB12...
Stupid ridiculous Bond movies. I could watch them all until the cows come home.
The late ones got very serious, not so many laughs, but the stunts ramped up a notch or twenty.
The late ones got very serious, not so many laughs, but the stunts ramped up a notch or twenty.
PUFF, PUFF, PASS; FRIENDO
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animation of artemis II's flight trajectory, with the earth rotating at a fixed point in the upper-center of frame. the craft is depicted as a red ball following a red loop, with the moon (a grey ball and grey line) coming into frame just as the craft is at its furthest extent.
animation of the flight path of artemis II, making the rounds here this morning.
source: https://community.wolfram.com/groups...
source: https://community.wolfram.com/groups...
It's so sad that they will never be able to return to Earth
Missed it by that much!
I love the moon doing a little scoot through.
@dogwelder "ope just gonna s l i d e right by ya there"
Elliptic Curve Cryptography
It utterly boggles my mind that they can calculate this so accurately as the moon passes - after an exactly 5 minute and 55 second burst of engines from Earth.
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A 3 panel comic strip: "There's no way out of this one, Dad. Check." says a kid who is dominating his Dad in chess. Dad, slyly, angles his watch to reflect a beam of light onto the board, catching the attention of a cat. In the last panel, we see the pieces scatter as the cat pounces. Dad covers his smile from his distraught child.
source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics...
The alt text came directly from PBF! Nice that they are adding it!
The alt text came directly from PBF! Nice that they are adding it!
Love you, Gurewitch
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A view of Earth taken by NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman from the Orion spacecraft's window. The image features two auroras (top right and bottom left) and zodiacal light (bottom right) is visible as the Earth eclipses the Sun.
source: https://www.nasa.gov/image-ar...
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a computer/keyboard, a satellite in space and a dolphin in water, all connected via a triangle. you can see the word 'login' printed in stylish letters.
So long and thanks for all the phishing emails
At the time I thought this kind of illustration style was quite repulsive.
And I still do.
And I still do.
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A metal panel of elevator buttons. The lowest one says EARTH. Then they go up by increments (numbered 75, 95, 115, 135, 155, 175, 195, 215, 235) and the last one just says SPACE
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More machine than man
Rockit - 1835
BIDDI BIDDI BIDDI
I'm an abolitionist organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
We can build you!
This must satisfy the fantasies of a certain demographic
The sexiest Liam Neeson.
@poorusher patriots
He looks good for his age.
Abraham Lincoln, RAM splitter
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I wasn't very productive as the meeting was at my own studio, and I had promised to provide lunch and coffee for my six colleagues. I'd also cooked eggs, roasted zucchini and prepared salad. I felt a bit like a proper mom.
(I work for a comics festival, so they're all quite understanding when I make notes like this)
#notes
(I work for a comics festival, so they're all quite understanding when I make notes like this)
#notes
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In Jyväskylä, Finland, apprently
Happy five year FYB anniversary, concrete bunny! https://mltshp.com/p/1L77Y
Oh this one's going straight to Big Units
https://mltshp.com/bigunits
https://mltshp.com/bigunits
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR KINDER EGGS
Look, if we built this large, wooden badger...
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A dingy room with a yellow wall. Dominating the room is a giant metal box, the size of an enormous refrigerator or furnace. It's the greenish blue color of corroded copper. On the front of it is a round portal, revealing the head of a flaming figure inside. The figure is a fiery orange with blazing yellow eyes. There are a few controls and lights on the front of the box. Numerous pipes, the same color as the box, lead out of the box and up to the ceiling. To the right of the box is a door with a red triangle on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Screenshot of a Reddit thread:
Confettireadi: I once booked a hotel without knowing there was a furry convention. My 3 year old was convinced we were somewhere special and was obsessed. Everytime the elevator opened up, someone else would hop on and he was beside himself with excitement.
cassodragon: This is so unexpectedly wholesome
Confettireadi: A 3 year loudly commenting on furry costumes was a funny weekend!
cassodragon: I feel like this is a parent hack; saves a lot of money vs going to Disney, if your kid is young enough not to know the difference.
AtticusFinch2: This happened to me too! I went to a friend’s Indian wedding and at the same nice Hyatt on the Baltimore waterfront, there was a brony convention. It was a whole weekend of people in beautiful saris (many who had come over from India) mixing in the elevator with guys in hoodies wearing my little pony tails. It was the best weekend of my life.
Confettireadi: I once booked a hotel without knowing there was a furry convention. My 3 year old was convinced we were somewhere special and was obsessed. Everytime the elevator opened up, someone else would hop on and he was beside himself with excitement.
cassodragon: This is so unexpectedly wholesome
Confettireadi: A 3 year loudly commenting on furry costumes was a funny weekend!
cassodragon: I feel like this is a parent hack; saves a lot of money vs going to Disney, if your kid is young enough not to know the difference.
AtticusFinch2: This happened to me too! I went to a friend’s Indian wedding and at the same nice Hyatt on the Baltimore waterfront, there was a brony convention. It was a whole weekend of people in beautiful saris (many who had come over from India) mixing in the elevator with guys in hoodies wearing my little pony tails. It was the best weekend of my life.
Didn't know there was a furry con in town this weekend until I saw a thread in the local subreddit about it.
This made me go bwaaaah.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Unfortunately most of the rest of the thread is furries good! no furries bad! back and forth.
As far as I'm concerned anybody willing to walk around downtown in >85° sunny weather while wearing full-body fursuit with head enclosed in an unventilated plastic shell has earned the right to be wherever they want to be.
This made me go bwaaaah.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Unfortunately most of the rest of the thread is furries good! no furries bad! back and forth.
As far as I'm concerned anybody willing to walk around downtown in >85° sunny weather while wearing full-body fursuit with head enclosed in an unventilated plastic shell has earned the right to be wherever they want to be.
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A photo of a bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck. The photo is cropped to only show a little striping of the truck, with two white stripes at the top, one thick, one thin; there is some scratch marks over these. Below it is black, where the sticker, itself black with white text is located.
The text reads:
"Trans people existing
does nothing negative
to your life
you crybaby bitch"
The text reads:
"Trans people existing
does nothing negative
to your life
you crybaby bitch"
As seen on a pickup truck near the intersection of 35th Street and Bloomington Ave in Powderhorn.
Is this not the Law and Order font? It ends with a Dun-dun sound when I read this in my head.
@ang Looks like it is, yes. Friz Quadrata according to the internet.
Wish I had a truck.
Wait, I have a black box on the back of my cargo bike. Will be preaching to the converted in Montreal, maybe the queerest city of Canada.
Wait, I have a black box on the back of my cargo bike. Will be preaching to the converted in Montreal, maybe the queerest city of Canada.
@mare Its absolutely preaching to the converted in Powderhorn neighborhood, too.
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"Just had this photo sent to me, posted on Space: 1999 Art, Fans & BTS facebook page... me, Mum, Tamiko (gran) and Ray Austin on the set of Space 1999, in Pinewood. Happy memories of running about in the moondust and only a slight disappointment discovering that the doors had to be manually operated by stagehands and didn't whoosh open as you approached..."
I still have a complete crush on her.
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9. man vs the empire brain building
10. Dead woman wouldn't
username checks out
42. Boy being meets girl being beneath a silvery moon which then explodes for no adequately explored reason
@idogcow ++++
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a blue circuit board in a museum display. It has many components attached and lots of bodge wires
forget that expensive Apple nonsense: this is real history. Prototype Sinclair ZX Spectrum discovered in the Nine Tiles office in 2019. It had been lurking there since 1982.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
wire-wrap (not shown) ftw
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A black and white dog laying on a deck.
Picked her up on Sunday. She's settling in nicely. She's an 11-month old Australian cattle dog/poodle mix, very energetic, but also very eager to please. Uly seems to like being a big brother.
More pics and words: https://kmalexander.com/2026...
More pics and words: https://kmalexander.com/2026...
Yesss! I know a Scottie that would love a playdate with the pair of ‘em.
Super cute!
We just adopted an Aussie Shepherd / poodle mix from Texas. He's a sleeve biter, but we love him.