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Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down.
Idiot
Me receiving psychic
damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa
ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgah
hhhh guuuuuwah
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down.
Idiot
Me receiving psychic
damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa
ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgah
hhhh guuuuuwah
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Sited in Albany.
wjcstp
do the hot lobsters get paid more?
Room temperature need not apply
@wjcstp Enquiring minds want to know!
@wjcstp The hot lobsters will be in a red state so they're almost guaranteed to be paid less.
@ardgedee ++
I know they’ve closed down most of their locations but Friendly’s was where all of us marching band dorks got together after a football game. Still think longingly of my youth when polishing off a five scoop Jim Dandy was nothing.
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square 2x2 image collage: unphotogenic flour tortillas 1) being rolled out, 2) cooked on a griddle, 3) piled in a kitchen towel and 4) sitting on a plate with black beans, red rice, roast squash, and tofu scramble.
my fourth of july tradition in recent years is making tortillas, beans, and rice at home. i always try to do everything by hand the way my grandma would do; it's a time suck but well worth it.
not the best or best-looking this year, but comfort food nonetheless. this time around i threw in roasted summer squash, peppers, and zucchini, as well as some leftover tofu scramble.
not the best or best-looking this year, but comfort food nonetheless. this time around i threw in roasted summer squash, peppers, and zucchini, as well as some leftover tofu scramble.
Grandma would be proud. I can say this because I am a bona fide grandpa.
I think they look fantastic!
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A single-take, one-shot, 7:40 scene of a traffic jam caused by a fatal wreck, as seen in Jean-Luc Godard's 1969 comedy "Week-End."
The beautiful camera-dolly work must have been insanely tedious to set up, and the camera passes a fine variety of extremely European rolling stock and aggrieved-motorist actors, as well as a healthy dose of very, very French oddité.
It's really kind of batshit.
Via https://www.theautopian.com/this-nea...
The beautiful camera-dolly work must have been insanely tedious to set up, and the camera passes a fine variety of extremely European rolling stock and aggrieved-motorist actors, as well as a healthy dose of very, very French oddité.
It's really kind of batshit.
Via https://www.theautopian.com/this-nea...
So many interesting cars.
It really is a bonkers scene, it's so long that it goes from amusing to bonkers to wow is this still happening to bonkers to poignant before it's done. A real hit parade of beautiful (and not all that safe) car design.
@wjcstp I had the 2-door of that Volvo, a grueling story of costly endurance I’ll share should we ever meet over beer or coffee.
@MackReed I'll bet that's a good story. The longest-lived car i've owned (so far) was a 1977 Volvo 240 that i got cheap from a friend at around 290,000 miles. I drove it for a couple of years up to 325,000 miles and gave it to a co-worker when i could afford to replace it. In my ownership tenure i painted it purple with a kitchen sponge, replaced a bad rear axle with a junk yard part on the curb in front of my apartment, and tightened up the suspension by jamming in rubber strips cut from an old pair of Chuck Taylors. I took a photo of the odometer when it turned over 300k and got both the 200k and 300k grille badges from Volvo.
@wjcstp 🖤🖤🖤
I never thought of Weekend as a comedy?
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A set of four boulders, precariously stacked one on top of the other. The largest is at the top, and has a round window on the side. The lower two have smaller rectangular windows. All of the windows glow various shades of yellow. The top two have small black pipe chimneys coming out of them. In the red sky sits a bluish white moon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Fixed width dot matrix font sample
source: https://scruss.com/blog...
direct download: https://scruss.com/wordpres...
after: https://mltshp.com/p/1RSMD
direct download: https://scruss.com/wordpres...
after: https://mltshp.com/p/1RSMD
@jhld @dogwelder it is done.
to quote a dot matrix printer i once knew:
berGLEEEEEEEEbop
berGLEEEEEEEEpabop
taktaktaktak
berGLEEEEEEEEbop
berGLEEEEEEEEpabop
taktaktaktak
@nikkuneko Hehehehehe
Nice!
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fake coyote stands in a curbed triangle on a plaza before a sign reading “FAKE COYOTE - GOOSE DETERRENT,” behind which two geese waddle back and forth.
Stupid humans think geese can't read.
I PLAYED DULCIMER FOR GOOSE DETERRENT, '93-'99 ASK ME ABOUT THE TOURBUS ON THE POWER VACUUM TOUR
@shitleopard +++
It's working great!
ACME
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child looking at a moth about to fly away from hatching
That’s just so lovely.
My six year old, Orchid, says Luna's moth is "SO BIG" and "PRETTY". Please let Luna know.
@robotmachine she was so excited!!!
Wow!
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Photo of Bolte Bridge with new graffiti
The end result of these shennanigans is that I now know that neither of those columns are actually attached to the Bolte Bridge
They aren't Bolte-ons?
WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES
@ardgedee +++
This is like a vanity architectural decoration, useless, but could have been useful, paid for with public monies? I am a fan of public art, but arresting someone for climbing a surrogate wanger, and then putting up a picture of a bird? Heh heh heh, genius!
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I took a bus tour of South Korea about a dozen years ago and every bridge we went over was unique and fascinating to see. They made the long stretches between stops more interesting.
Public works should be beautiful. Why should we have to be punished with ugliness just because it's not private property?
Public works should be beautiful. Why should we have to be punished with ugliness just because it's not private property?
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Dazed and Confused
I thought I would go back in time for tonight's movie watching, Dazed and Confused (1993).
After this I might watch Fast Times and Ridgemont High. They just don't make films like this anymore.
After this I might watch Fast Times and Ridgemont High. They just don't make films like this anymore.
I keep getting older, and this film keeps staying the same age.
@urlnotfound win reference
@urlnotfound ★
It'd be a lot cooler if you did
@urlnotfound ahahah
"...a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes."
BELT BUCKLE PIPE FTW
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A meme with the top text BORN TO PICK FONTS FROM THE FONT MENU and the bottom text CURSED TO LEAD USERFLOW WHITEBOARDING WORKSHOPS
Nostalgia for when I was 8 and graphic design consisted solely of "this font looks cool"
I still miss WordPerfect
when computers were fun
It's legitimately funny that Apple chose the name "San Francisco" as their modern system font.
I was a Toronto guy.
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"Oh no! Another hideous generative AI flyer. Looks like they:
-Don't care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-Devalue human artists and creativity
-Are fine with theft
-Lined a billionaire's pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-Wanted everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
How Embarrassing"
-Don't care about the harm to the planet and our drinkable water
-Devalue human artists and creativity
-Are fine with theft
-Lined a billionaire's pocket instead of hiring a local artist
-Wanted everyone to become more lazy, stupid and misinformed
How Embarrassing"
Lucy Knisley doing the work for us. Link for it formatted for sticker printing: http://www.lucyknisley.com/oh-no-st...
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Nighttime photo of a priest in a car looking at the GPS; in the passenger seat is a skull in an elaborate reliquary.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE"
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
"SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE"
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Fossanova Abbey. What a name. Now I've got this image stuck in my head of Bob Fosse doing the Bossanova in monk's robes.
Hot priests are driving around in your area with articles of sainthood in the passenger seat. Dial 0800 HOLY GHOST
Weekend at Bernie's: The Prequel
i had an idea for a story about a Necromancer who went village to village with his undead brothers head trying to find the person who killed his brother and left him without a body. but then @johnny introduced me to https://imagecomics.com/comics...
Brother Maynard, bring out the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
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#MV26
Not every trip back to the mainland is sunrises and smooth sailing. The weather for the last week has been a ride. T/F/S including the holiday it was hotter than Satan's taint. On Fri we lost power, 7 brownouts and a full shutdown for 45 min from around 7:00 on. We closed at 8:30 as we were unable to accomodate most of our reservations.
Since late Saturday night it has been raining off and on. Last night, right around the last half mile of my walk home, the skies decided to say fuck it and have not stopped since.
Heh.
I'm hoping things will improve by the time I reach Boston. Currently the boat I'm on is pitching worse than a third string reliever and packed with recovering revelers...
I hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday weekend!?!
Thank you all for being here.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
Not every trip back to the mainland is sunrises and smooth sailing. The weather for the last week has been a ride. T/F/S including the holiday it was hotter than Satan's taint. On Fri we lost power, 7 brownouts and a full shutdown for 45 min from around 7:00 on. We closed at 8:30 as we were unable to accomodate most of our reservations.
Since late Saturday night it has been raining off and on. Last night, right around the last half mile of my walk home, the skies decided to say fuck it and have not stopped since.
Heh.
I'm hoping things will improve by the time I reach Boston. Currently the boat I'm on is pitching worse than a third string reliever and packed with recovering revelers...
I hope everyone had a safe and happy holiday weekend!?!
Thank you all for being here.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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a trim, older, barefoot man stands on a short stepladder filing an LP into an immense wall of albums
Hero of mine.
His show is here, and it’s a reliably tasty cornucopia of sound: https://www.kcrw.com/shows...
img source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
His show is here, and it’s a reliably tasty cornucopia of sound: https://www.kcrw.com/shows...
img source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
Wow, Rob Gordon. THE Rob Gordon.
WHATEVER YOUR OPINION OF HR, +100 FOR HIS KCRW SHOW
FANATIC WELCOME!
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Cat & dog make an evil monster
Source & video: https://www.threads.com/@isabell...
Hahaha that took a bit longer to parse than it should have.
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Every year during the early summer, my youngest and I went berry picking. We have driven into the surrounding counties, we have picked in the rain (including this morning). And we have our cleanup and storage down to an art.
Sadly, we were incapable of picking strawberries this season. My daughter had a life altering surgery and I had walking pneumonia just before and during the season opened here. While she’s still not back at work, her fiancée joined us this year in picking blueberries. It was just lovely.
It was a light rain, 20C and no bugs. We picked a little over a peck (~10 L) and delighted in hearing all of the wee ones there make exclamations regarding the size and sweetness of the berries that they were alternately picking for the basket and eating.
And, yes, I was one of those who purchased this shirt from a member of this fine collection of electronic contributors.
Sadly, we were incapable of picking strawberries this season. My daughter had a life altering surgery and I had walking pneumonia just before and during the season opened here. While she’s still not back at work, her fiancée joined us this year in picking blueberries. It was just lovely.
It was a light rain, 20C and no bugs. We picked a little over a peck (~10 L) and delighted in hearing all of the wee ones there make exclamations regarding the size and sweetness of the berries that they were alternately picking for the basket and eating.
And, yes, I was one of those who purchased this shirt from a member of this fine collection of electronic contributors.
Around these parts we call that hand movement the "Hopoate finger"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
During a 2001 game with the North Queensland Cowboys, Hopoate inserted fingers in three players' buttocks and anuses. The first incident occurred during the seventh minute of play. The matter was referred to the rugby league judiciary on 28 March. Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for what one commissioner described as "disgusting, violent, offensive behaviour".
Hopoate claimed, in front of the panel of judges, that he was just trying to give all three players a wedgie with his fingers, denying he had done anything wrong and that he was "a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
During a 2001 game with the North Queensland Cowboys, Hopoate inserted fingers in three players' buttocks and anuses. The first incident occurred during the seventh minute of play. The matter was referred to the rugby league judiciary on 28 March. Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for what one commissioner described as "disgusting, violent, offensive behaviour".
Hopoate claimed, in front of the panel of judges, that he was just trying to give all three players a wedgie with his fingers, denying he had done anything wrong and that he was "a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there"
@Argie Bwahahahahaaaa!!! How MANY fingers?
@m3moellering we'll never know 😁
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Four-panel comic of an angry girl in a skirt and bow, shouting in frustration. She complains about transitioning from an upbeat song to a sad story about a dog.
I ❤️ Casey outtakes
Kids, and pets, and everyone.
Is this Loss?
...and what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see?!?
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Based on this: https://mltshp.com/p/1RSMD
I put a copy here: https://drive.google.com/file...
It's almost all of the characters in the original set (I couldn't figure out where to put "hook" and "chair"), plus a couple of guesses I made about some other characters. I'm still playing with it, and I'll replace the current version with updated ones as I go.
I put a copy here: https://drive.google.com/file...
It's almost all of the characters in the original set (I couldn't figure out where to put "hook" and "chair"), plus a couple of guesses I made about some other characters. I'm still playing with it, and I'll replace the current version with updated ones as I go.
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horizontally-oriented bar chart representing the number of plays for the top 20 artists in the poster's last.fm account. in rainbow colors, least to most, the bars are:
Angine de Poitrine -> 52
Hey Mercedes -> 53
Japandroids -> 54
Lily Seabird -> 54
Braid-> 55
The 1975 -> 56
Cusp -> 58
The Beatles -> 60
Rainer Maria -> 64
Pinegrove -> 69
Snarls -> 70
Deafheaven -> 73
Gouge Away -> 77
Emma Ruth Rundle -> 81
Noah Kahan -> 116
CHVRCHES -> 128
Crystal Castles -> 147
Death Cab for Cutie -> 286
Boy Harsher -> 290
American Football -> 321
Angine de Poitrine -> 52
Hey Mercedes -> 53
Japandroids -> 54
Lily Seabird -> 54
Braid-> 55
The 1975 -> 56
Cusp -> 58
The Beatles -> 60
Rainer Maria -> 64
Pinegrove -> 69
Snarls -> 70
Deafheaven -> 73
Gouge Away -> 77
Emma Ruth Rundle -> 81
Noah Kahan -> 116
CHVRCHES -> 128
Crystal Castles -> 147
Death Cab for Cutie -> 286
Boy Harsher -> 290
American Football -> 321
20 most played artists since i resuscitated my last.fm account in march (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNCD)
just a quick vis made whilst zoning out in a meeting of endless standups, working with a CSV export of plays in a notebook.
gotta admit, there's something weirdly fun about seeing my listening habits laid out on the site and fiddling with them.
i was working on a little pie chart to call out what percentage of all plays my top 20 artists were (for example, american football is waaaay up there but only accounted for something like 7% of my plays!) but i hadn't figured it out yet. i don't have a programmer brain so... it's slow.
counts in the alt description.
follow me here:
https://www.last.fm/user...
just a quick vis made whilst zoning out in a meeting of endless standups, working with a CSV export of plays in a notebook.
gotta admit, there's something weirdly fun about seeing my listening habits laid out on the site and fiddling with them.
i was working on a little pie chart to call out what percentage of all plays my top 20 artists were (for example, american football is waaaay up there but only accounted for something like 7% of my plays!) but i hadn't figured it out yet. i don't have a programmer brain so... it's slow.
counts in the alt description.
follow me here:
https://www.last.fm/user...
Rilke!
EDIT: will have to re-run this later... once again, inconsistent tagging and a case-sensitive count function is giving me lower numbers than there should be. oy vey.
@joost not rilke, but named after him:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
(EDIT: i thought i’d told my scrobblers to change instances or “Angine de poitrine” to “Angine de Poitrine” but alas, it missed something like 30 instances, so they’re way further up the top 20!)
@nikkuneko I was being wilfully obtuse.
For comedic effect!
For comedic effect!
@joost oh, LOL, my bad! my humor detector is broken today!
@nikkuneko Or my humour is broken. :-)
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Cobalt
Yvonne McKague Housser
1931
via https://bsky.app/profile...
Mentioned in this curatorial talk by Dr. Catharine M. Mastin, "Picturesque Ruins: Cobalt’s Modern Artists, 1900-1940"
https://youtu.be/upOLGOsu...
Yvonne McKague Housser
1931
via https://bsky.app/profile...
Mentioned in this curatorial talk by Dr. Catharine M. Mastin, "Picturesque Ruins: Cobalt’s Modern Artists, 1900-1940"
https://youtu.be/upOLGOsu...
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A sign in the window of an auto parts store that clearly had more to it before the sun faded it. Now all it says is "When it has to work" and then a big white space and then "Trans-tune Motor treatment deep creep"
Seen in the window of an auto parts store today. I guess they are products made by this company.
https://seafoamworks.com/
https://seafoamworks.com/
Seafoam is something you put into your gasoline if all else has failed to pep up your elderly auto, after tuneup. I did this once to my van, long ago, the mechanic put it in but didn't recommend it as a regular practice. I had been missing the siphon break hoses off the top of my van's gastank, long enough for splashvwater and whatever else to infiltrate the gas tank.
Playing sousaphone right now for Deep Creep
WHAT THE HELL AM I
DOING HERE? I DON'T
BELONG HERE
DOING HERE? I DON'T
BELONG HERE
I'm guessing the Seafoam logo was printed using a fugitive pigment that faded away to invisibility
Excuse me, I expect to be bought dinner first.
new favorite sign 😍
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Poster advertising Mexico vs. England in the style of an Aztec codex; a coterie of Mexico players holding down an England player and ripping out his heart. "July 5th / Gameday specials / Cold drinks / Good vibes / Watch the game love on the patio from 12pm / 2614 W Cary, Richmand, Va"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night."
"I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night."
the conquest of new england
That was one helluva match!
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Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.