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MackReed

your fuzzy warbles

Cover of 1920s magazine Radio Craft showing a tuxedoed man playing a new instrument called the Marimbalite by shining handheld flashlights at two arrays of glass bulbs or sensors arranged before him as if they were the white and black keys of a piano keyboard. His facial expression is one of smug superiority.
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Cover of 1920s magazine Radio Craft showing a tuxedoed man playing a new instrument called the Marimbalite by shining handheld flashlights at two arrays of glass bulbs or sensors arranged before him as if they were the white and black keys of a piano keyboard. His facial expression is one of smug superiority.
i would love to play the f*ck out of this thing - and it would likely be completely unplayable.

god bless hugo gernsback.

image from an extremely long, intriguing, chewy, and rather messy treatise by Bruce Sterling on how AI is evolving (currently) like music has evolved: https://bruces.medium.com/whatever...
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MackReed pro 2 hours ago
saved to https://mltshp.com/thefutur...

share and enjoy
bezt pro an hour ago
And now, a little light entertainment
dreyfusslugado 17 minutes ago
Hecklers ruining the show with laser pointers.
nikkuneko

moon phases (for the first 50)

low-resolution GraphicsGrid of MoonPhase, in a 5x10 layout. each moon icon has a year printed over it.
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low-resolution GraphicsGrid of MoonPhase, in a 5x10 layout. each moon icon has a year printed over it.
fiddling with a visualization to avoid being a productive member of society.

phase of the moon at my exact time of birth for each of my first 50 birthdays. this year happened to be a waxing gibbous; looks like i can look forward to a full moon on my 45th and 48th.

just a chunky-assed low-res rasterizing of a chunky-assed low-res icon with system-default text for the time being. going to try to find a way to output it in a higher resolution later (when i don't have to be half-prepared for meetings)
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MackReed

today’s global affairs metaphor

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
animation loop of a hammer pounding a marching
line of flathead nails poorly into a hard surface, repeatedly bending them instead. nails and hammer are teal against a black background.
MackReed

omw

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film loop of a young man in t-shirt and shorts riding a skateboard up atop a yellow fire hydrant, dropping off, looping around a street signpost and repeating the trick
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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gormat

Curves

A black 1950s car fueling up at an orange and yellow gas pump under a concrete canopy in a curved, mid-century, minimalist design.
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A black 1950s car fueling up at an orange and yellow gas pump under a concrete canopy in a curved, mid-century, minimalist design.
Prague, 1956. Gas station designed by architect Josef Gočár
Photo: Frank Scherschel (1907 - 1981)
https://www.facebook.com/share...
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scruss pro 23 hours ago
Ah, Tatra ...
joost 23 hours ago
Glorious
spingo pro 17 hours ago
siiiiiiiiiigh
wombatman70

Nostalgic poor food

A bowl of baked beans and corn sits on a colorful glass cutting board on my kitchen counter. In the corner are the handle of a brayer and a print I’m working on right now.
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A bowl of baked beans and corn sits on a colorful glass cutting board on my kitchen counter. In the corner are the handle of a brayer and a print I’m working on right now.
Beans-and-corn.
When I was a kid this was one of the least expensive ways my parents found to get big bowls of complete protein to three kids.
My dad would get cheapo baked beans and add frozen corn and then add ketchup and mustard and barbecue sauce and brown sugar. I used Busch’s instead (ROLLLL that beautiful bean footage), but still ended up adding a little bbq sauce.
It was filling and hot and delicious and the corn adds both sweetness and more texture than just the smooshy beans on their own.

Even my kid who doesn’t like baked beans not only liked it, but spent a bunch of time talking about how much he liked it, so that’s kind of fun.
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williwaw pro 17 hours ago
My version of this uses the frozen corn that has other veggies in it like bell peppers and onions (*not* peas & carrots) , often called something like "Southwestern" depending on the brand, mayhap you'd like that as well?

(Sometimes I add some cumin & chili powder for an "instant chili" if you will.) Then if you have leftovers throw an egg on in the morning and/or put some in a tortilla for insta-burrito.
wombatman70 16 hours ago
@williwaw that all sounds good! Tonight it was mostly just for nostalgia’s sake, and m’lovely wife doesn’t love beans, so the fact that she’s out of town is the only reason I was happy to make it this evening’s entree, so prolly won’t riff on it much moving forward. 😂

That said, I DO love bean tacos/burritos!!
BMK 16 hours ago
In these parts, that's called succotash.
grantbarrett pro 15 hours ago
I still make what my Mom called "beef and rice fiesta," two cups dry rice cooked, one pound frozen kernel corn, and one pound browned ground beef, the cheapest you can find. Spice to taste. She likely only did salt and pepper but I also add garlic powder, onion cumin, and smoked paprika. If I am fancy I will brown onions and peppers before doing the meat.
m3moellering 5 hours ago
This and vegetable soup are my two “I don’t want to cook but need to eat something” meals. I doctor mine in numerous and sundry ways with spices, celery, and water chestnuts.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
I had canned corn, ranch beans, with a splash of garlic and basil marinara; cold, for late dinner, last night.
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jzw

Ottoman data viz

This image is the cover of an issue of "Cerîde-i Adliyye" (The Justice Gazette), published by the Ministry of Justice in Turkey in 1926. The publication dates back to the Ottoman era and continued into the early years of the Turkish Republic. The image represents a sophisticated use of data visualization techniques, which were quite advanced for the time.
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This image is the cover of an issue of "Cerîde-i Adliyye" (The Justice Gazette), published by the Ministry of Justice in Turkey in 1926. The publication dates back to the Ottoman era and continued into the early years of the Turkish Republic. The image represents a sophisticated use of data visualization techniques, which were quite advanced for the time.
source https://www.davidrumsey.com/luna...#
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
saved to /how2
dogwelder

I will protect these corn flakes with my life.

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Michael Caine with a gun and a grocery bag with a box of corn flakes.
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dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
Michael Caine finally finds out who pissed in his corn flakes.
m3moellering 5 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
n0wak

Fair point

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roonie pro 19 hours ago
Colonel Tony has too much time on his hands and that is a good thing.
artwells

ready for adventure

ET figure from Atari game
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ET figure from Atari game
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
It's been 40 years and I'm still mad at this game.
bug138 Yesterday
Be Good
fisherdah 7 hours ago
@urlnotfound same.
poorusher

Brad Dourif

Actor Brad Dourif looking like a child with intense eyes.
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Actor Brad Dourif looking like a child with intense eyes.
https://www.tumblr.com/davidhud...

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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
Bradley. Bradalicious. The Bradster. Hazel Motes. Piter DeVries. Bradatronic. Braaa-aaad boy.
LocalStain

Butthole Surfers - Jet Fighter (Official Video)

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"Leaning further into experiments with electronics, hip-hop, acid grooves, and the otherwise unusual, the result is a dizzying orbital trip expanding the idea of what's possible in rock music.Disputes between The Butthole Surfers and Capitol Records left the album unreleased, while the band regrouped and re-recorded some of the material for 2001's Weird Revolution, released through Hollywood Records. After The Astronaut collected dust, eventually developing a mythic status.A quarter century later, Butthole Surfers are realizing their vision for After The Astronaut. Newly mixed by guitarist/producer Paul Leary, After The Astronaut corrects the record on the band's activity in the late 90s with a bold, idiosyncratic evolution of their sun-fried psychedelia."
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artwells

senate interns

a comic cell with people in a cave captioned "They find themselves in a huge cellar with the horny men...."
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a comic cell with people in a cave captioned "They find themselves in a huge cellar with the horny men...."
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
...he fixes the ...cave paintings?
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko 😂😂
ba pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko +1
m3moellering 5 hours ago
I thought the men were huge. The cave? Not so much…
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MackReed

Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

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The Adams County Sheriff's office is suing Afroman because they're butthurt about this.

Testimony from the plaintiff regarding the "problem" that gave rise to the lawsuit: https://m.youtube.com/shorts...

The raid in question: https://defector.com/lets-cat...

If you're late to his party, here's one of Afroman's better tracks (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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artwells pro 19 hours ago
Update: Afroman won
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
@artwells TIL! https://www.billboard.com/pro...
scruss pro 18 hours ago
He comes across as a pretty regular humble guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
I love his body of work. Nice rhythm to it.
jpoulos pro 18 hours ago
See also: https://mltshp.com/p/1RMCU
foist pro 14 hours ago
Something tells me the will be a LOT of folks selling lemon pound cake on April 20th.
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lamnatos

✨

Screenshot of Kagi translate from English to LinkedIn Speak

English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.

LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned
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Screenshot of Kagi translate from English to LinkedIn Speak

English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.

LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned
Source: https://infosec.exchange/@catsala...

Try it yourselves: https://translate.kagi.com/...
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
hah, i just screenshot one of these yesterday to share and then totally forgot to post. i'll have to go back for mine in a bit
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Sounds like a conflict between hardware and software. Usually caused by a controller using an inappropriate port.

SOP is to apply a permanent fix by KILLing the offender and sealing the port. Side benefit is usually a reduction in attack surface in future penetration testing.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
My lips are frozen to my boss's ass.


I am deeply committed to fostering a strong, synergetic relationship with leadership and am fully aligned with my manager's vision to drive organizational success.
scruss pro 23 hours ago
Office Space's "I don't like my job, and I don't think I'm going to go anymore." becomes "I’ve decided to step back from my current role to focus on new challenges and personal growth. I’m incredibly grateful for the journey and the lessons learned along the way, and I’m excited to see what the next chapter holds as I transition toward opportunities that better align with my long-term professional vision. #NewBeginnings #CareerGrowth #NextChapter"
roonie pro 20 hours ago
"Lesson Learned."
yeah, right
mikenmar 7 hours ago
With deepest apologies to Joe Strummer:

The Magnificent Seven! 🚀
Rise and grind! It’s 7 a.m. and time to crush those KPIs. ⏰
Self-discipline is key—start the day with a cold plunge to reset your mindset. ❄️
Back in the office, where the real hustle happens. 🏢
From finance professionals to retail leaders, we all play by the same rules of the game. 📈
Whether the market is bullish or bearish, consistency is what separates the winners. ☀️🌨️
Leveraging every channel—A.M., F.M., P.M.—to scale that boogaloo. 🔄
It gets you out there, but remember: burnout is real. How’s your sustainable growth looking? 🔋
Global markets are shifting. From Honda to Sony, it’s all about brand positioning. 🌏
Managing diverse portfolios: HKD, INR, GBP—even the niche currencies matter. 💸
Team! What? 🗣️ Don't stop, give it 110%. 💯
Team! What? 🗣️ Keep that momentum! 🚀
I’m focused on career progression and upskilling. 📈
Taking my personal brand to the next level of Sophistication. ✨
I’ve analyzed the market trends; the barrier to entry is high, so I’m putting in the sweat equity. 💪
No time for distractions, the commute is part of the journey. 🚌
We’re a collaborative ecosystem here. 🤝
Time management is a challenge in a high-pressure environment. ⏳
Optimizing the workflow while the clock ticks. 📉
Saying goodbye to the traditional "boss" mentality. 👋
It’s about shared value and stakeholder returns. 💰
But first, let’s take a strategic break. One hour for a deep-dive into your "thang." 🍔
What’s on the radar for corporate social responsibility? 🧐
Staying agile and paying attention to the latest industry disruptions. 📰
From lunar landings to unconventional conventions—the landscape is changing fast. 🚀
Is your strategy as bold as a car in a fridge? 🚗❄️
We’re disrupting the TV land paradigm like true pioneers. 🤠
Team! What? 🗣️ Don't stop, maximize your output. ⚡
Team! What? 🗣️ Keep pushing! 💥
Back to the grind, let’s increase that productivity. 💦
The sun sets, but the mission continues. 🌅
Work-life integration is tough when you’re locked in the office. 🏢
Networking at the local hub after hours. 🍻
Are you worrying, or are you winning? 🤔
If you aren't seeing ROI, it’s time to pivot. 🔄
Are you stuck in the same gear? ⚙️ Shift your mindset to start seeing results. 🏎️
Even thought leaders like Marx and Engels had to navigate the retail landscape. 🛒
Financial liquidity is important, but having a strategic partner to lend you the "pence" is better. 🤝
What’s the takeaway? Magnificence. ✨
Visionaries like Luther King and Gandhi knew the importance of the long game. 🏟️
Even when the competition is fierce, the mission remains. 🏆
Authenticity is your best asset. 💎
Whether you’re a philosopher or a politician, the exit strategy is often the same. 🚪
Brand recognition: Plato or Rin Tin Tin? Who has the better reach among the billions? 🌍
Breaking News: 📢 Disruption happens when you least expect it. 🧹
Keep moving forward. 🏃‍♂️ The Magnificent Seven! 🌟
Magnificent! Magnificent Seven!
This project was a massive undertaking, wasn't it?
#Hustle #GrowthMindset #Magnificent7
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nikkuneko

long weekend selfie

black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
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black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
spent the weekend checking in on my parents after their town was hit by (positively massive) hail and a tornado.

i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.

the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.

since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.

i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.

anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Glad they missed the worst of it, nasty storm
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Yer mug is a keeper!
idogcow 2 days ago
🫂
williwaw pro 2 days ago
you look really great, STOP RUNNING YOURSELF DOWN :)
m3moellering 2 days ago
Not easy work. I’m glad you have the wherewithal to reflect. And I appreciate you sharing.
shaniber pro 2 days ago
I'm interested in seeing wrinkled-ass LEGO mugs. Are those a thing?
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
what williwaw said
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ang

Los Angeles

A vast grid of streetlights fills the Los Angeles basin. Airplanes approaching LAX are visible low on the horizon. Griffith observatory is on the left side of the picture.
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A vast grid of streetlights fills the Los Angeles basin. Airplanes approaching LAX are visible low on the horizon. Griffith observatory is on the left side of the picture.
March 17, 2026. Looking roughly southeast from the Griffith observatory.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
🥰
mrzarquon pro Yesterday
Griffith Observatory is something I wish I discovered sooner in the short time I lived in LA
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
You can see all the stars from LA.

All 12 of them.
dphiffer

me

an iron portail half open and the text says no i don't have instaram contact me through a series of intricate rituals
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an iron portail half open and the text says no i don't have instaram contact me through a series of intricate rituals
source: https://tldr.nettime.org/@everyth...
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ang

I can see why this place is popular

A picture of the Griffith observatory about 50 minutes after sunset. The front of the building is lit by car headlights and many people are visible.
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A picture of the Griffith observatory about 50 minutes after sunset. The front of the building is lit by car headlights and many people are visible.
Griffith Observatory. March 17, 2026. First time visiting. Temp was about 85F.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
I used to bike up there every so often and walk around the promenade on the front side of the building. I *adore* the Observatory.
joost Yesterday
A peoples palace of science. Beautiful
idogcow Yesterday
There was a series of Big Letter postcards I didn't buy there in the 90s that I still regret. Otherwise , no notes ans try to work in a visit on the rare occasion I get to LA
kokogiak

Our view from the Griffith

The skyline of downtown Los Angeles, seen at night from the Griffith Observatory, with the back of a person's head in the foreground.
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The skyline of downtown Los Angeles, seen at night from the Griffith Observatory, with the back of a person's head in the foreground.
Inspired by the earlier posts from @ang ( https://mltshp.com/p/1RMCM ), I just wanted to share my take on the view from the Griffith Observatory. We were visiting our daughter in LA in January, and had an evening off before our flight home, and I'd always wanted to see the view from here at night, after seeing and admiring it in countless movies over the years. Unfortunately, that meant (to me) that there really was no un-examined angle to get good shots, just 'my own' shots. I'm particularly fond of this one of downtown LA, with my wife's lovely hair in the foreground.
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WikiAdam 13 hours ago
It truly is a stunning vista, and though I have many unkind things to say about my years in LA, there are also many unforgettable memories, and this view is one of them. Your wife's hair only elevates the imagery.
nikkuneko

just had to finesse some verbage

screenshot of a translate panel from kagi. on the left is the common rhyme "boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i poop / on company time". to the right, the translator panel, set to "linkedin speak" has output the text "the CEO generates significant shareholder value whie i focus on incremental personal growth. this is why i priortize strategic wellness breaks during core business hours to optimize my long-term professional sustainability/ #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateCulture #Efficiency"
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screenshot of a translate panel from kagi. on the left is the common rhyme "boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i poop / on company time". to the right, the translator panel, set to "linkedin speak" has output the text "the CEO generates significant shareholder value whie i focus on incremental personal growth. this is why i priortize strategic wellness breaks during core business hours to optimize my long-term professional sustainability/ #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateCulture #Efficiency"
via kagi's translate option for "linkedin speak":
https://translate.kagi.com/

haven't really used kagi's service much; honestly couldn't tell you if a "paid search" is worth it compared to free options (especially given my salary) but this amused me.
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otaman pro Yesterday
Name that song:

Rise and grind! ☀️
The hustle doesn't stop until the mission is accomplished and we can pivot back to our home base.
It’s all about that 24/7 grind, day in and day out. 📈
We’re pushing through the night, fueled by passion (and maybe a little rum), staying laser-focused on the goal. 🥃
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Scaling our banana inventory until the morning stand-up. 🍌
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Shoutout to the Project Manager—let’s get these deliverables tracked and accounted for!
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Let’s talk about high-impact growth: 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot bunches! 🚀
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
etc etc
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@otaman LOL it took me WAY too long to latch onto this even with the 🍌emoji right there
crazyunclejoe pro 19 hours ago
A+ for scaling the 🍌inventory
mikenmar 8 hours ago
@otaman At first I thought it was Magnificent Seven. Comes pretty close!
mikenmar 8 hours ago
Lyrics to "I Like Big Butts":

I’m passionate about authenticity and I have to be transparent with my network.
Industry peers, let’s be real:
When a high-performing asset enters the space with a streamlined core
And a high-impact presence that demands attention, it drives immediate engagement.
You want to lean in and scale your efforts because you recognize that value proposition
Wrapped in a premium package.
I’m fully invested and focused on the vision.
Team, I’m looking to align our synergies
And document this success story.
My mentors advised caution,
But that level of market disruption is (Highly-highly motivating).
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dad

 

A vintage advertisement shows a toy monkey wearing a checked shirt and overalls, playing a guitar. Text reads, "Plays Guitar, Moves Legs, $1.69. Budget Model 89¢."
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A vintage advertisement shows a toy monkey wearing a checked shirt and overalls, playing a guitar. Text reads, "Plays Guitar, Moves Legs, $1.69. Budget Model 89¢."
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artwells pro 15 hours ago
Tag yourself. I'm Budget Model
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
Well, my legs move, at least.
bezt pro 4 hours ago
I would bet 80 cents that they were identical, except the spring was busted on the budget model.
nikkuneko

god bless the “i voted” sticker commission for finally unleashing the chaos energy

an “i voted” sticker, pasted onto a sticker-laden hydroflask. it features a purple fuzzy bipedal creature with one eye; below the eye it simply says “voted”
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an “i voted” sticker, pasted onto a sticker-laden hydroflask. it features a purple fuzzy bipedal creature with one eye; below the eye it simply says “voted”
so glad i finally have an “unhinged option” after primaries this year. (nothing against the other winning designs for my county, but i cackled so hard at this insane FryGuy of a sticker)

(EDIT: i guess this design wasn't new this year; i just hadn't seen it in the last couple elections! it looks like the contest was held in 2022, and the other five winners are shown here: https://www.wcia.com/news... CAN'T BELIEVE that this was just a RUNNER UP!)
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artwells

do you even know what "allegro" fucking means, janice?

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a cat puts its paw on the hand of a woman playing a piano
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robritz Yesterday
"anyway, here's wonderw..."
pk pro 3 hours ago
"anyway, here's Joplin's 'The Entert-"
robotmachine

Steven Universe vs Hitler

Panel 1: Steven Universe vs Hitler title. Steven is smiling and Hitler is looking like an asshole.

Panel 2: Steven Universe has an earnest look on his face and says "What if you could change your mind, Hitler?" while Hitler looks on with a stern face.

Panel 3: Hitler glares at Steven.

Panel 4: Garnet says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven." to which Steven replies "Damn."
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Panel 1: Steven Universe vs Hitler title. Steven is smiling and Hitler is looking like an asshole.

Panel 2: Steven Universe has an earnest look on his face and says "What if you could change your mind, Hitler?" while Hitler looks on with a stern face.

Panel 3: Hitler glares at Steven.

Panel 4: Garnet says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven." to which Steven replies "Damn."
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MackReed

unfinished cable car station, armenia

A bulky cement tower festooned with stairways, platforms and girders
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A bulky cement tower festooned with stairways, platforms and girders
source: https://www.tumblr.com/architec...
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lamnatos Yesterday
Monument Valley
idogcow Yesterday
@lamnatos 💯
LocalStain pro Yesterday
There are a number of structures like this in and around Tarapoto, Peru. One on the south side of town that is quite epic and, since being abandoned due to multiple failed construction inspections has become a squat with carpenters and masons continuing work in the hopes that one day they will be able to take legal ownership... and get the Peruvian equivalent of a CoO... on a 9 story modern day ruin; https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHNEuNqL...
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@lamnatos accurate
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Or, concrete diving platform.
MackReed pro Yesterday
ooo! i meant to save this to https://mltshp.com/JGBallard.

done!
roonie pro 20 hours ago
Not abandoned! Unfinished.
poorusher 10 hours ago
Could be a good candidate for a Hyperart Thomasson.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Slice Of Pallasite Meteorite

A slice of a rare meteorite type, Pallasite. Metal matrix with Olivine inclusions. Black metal surrounds yellowish crystal pieces, looks like the material polishes well.
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A slice of a rare meteorite type, Pallasite. Metal matrix with Olivine inclusions. Black metal surrounds yellowish crystal pieces, looks like the material polishes well.
A slice of the Esquel pallasite, clearly showing the large olivine crystals suspended in the metal matrix.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
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MackReed pro Yesterday
my god stars are full of it
snarkout

Tove Jansson's The Hobbit

A book cover, "Bilbo: En Hobbits Äventyr", showing an axe- and shield-bearing, nightcap-wearing Bilbo in pen and ink wash. Behind him is a mountain with torch-bearing mountain figures at its base; above the mountain, flying in front of a misty moon, is Smaug.
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A book cover, "Bilbo: En Hobbits Äventyr", showing an axe- and shield-bearing, nightcap-wearing Bilbo in pen and ink wash. Behind him is a mountain with torch-bearing mountain figures at its base; above the mountain, flying in front of a misty moon, is Smaug.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

From 1962.
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
YESS! i've always wanted a copy of this one
https://mltshp.com/p/JC9Y
bezt pro Yesterday
Saved to https://mltshp.com/moomin
travis

they didn't say but I don't think it's Magritte

four tobacco pipes are around a speakerphone, and they are saying:
Hello, is Danny Boy there?

a guy on the phone in the bottom panel is saying:
Could I ask who's calling?
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four tobacco pipes are around a speakerphone, and they are saying:
Hello, is Danny Boy there?

a guy on the phone in the bottom panel is saying:
Could I ask who's calling?
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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
booo
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
You think that’s nuts, did you hear about the time Glen accidentally sent an email to himself?

From: Glen
To: Glen
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Epoch

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Via Reddits

https://www.epochconverter.com/year-203...
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bezt pro 5 hours ago
epoch fail

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