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Trump and Vance in the WH arguing with a penguin
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A drawing of a haunted looking possum alongside the text I'm tired and my brain is soup
source: https://mastodon.art/@grumpyg...

dreyfusslugado
it me
me three
Khaled voice - "And another one"
thin soup, at best.
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Jesus!
@crazyunclejoe I think his numbers are a bit higher but I'd have to check my notes.
@LocalStain Heehee
Damn, son.
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Bluesky post from a parody Heard Island government account:
"It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd."
"It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd."
"It's outrageous and we're callin the Prime Ministah!"
poor little innocent Australian territories
poor little innocent Australian territories
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CDN media
source- https://archive.is/qqVE7
The whole thing is bat shit crazy. They hit Australia with 10% and Norfolk Island which is about 1400km east of our mainland and has a population of about 2000 people got hit with 29%. I don't think they export all that much to the US.
They also slapped 10 per cent tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, another Australian territory. Both islands close to the Antarctic are uninhabited.
I think the British Indian Ocean Territory also got a tariff. It has no inhabitants. All that is there is a joint UK-US military base, with UK and US personnel on it.
I'd laugh if the whole shit show wasn't so scary
They also slapped 10 per cent tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, another Australian territory. Both islands close to the Antarctic are uninhabited.
I think the British Indian Ocean Territory also got a tariff. It has no inhabitants. All that is there is a joint UK-US military base, with UK and US personnel on it.
I'd laugh if the whole shit show wasn't so scary
The embarrassingly high level of incompetence is completely expected. It is a feature of democracy. The lowest intellect paste eaters and bullies figured out they could disrupt class again with the vote and are reveling in their newfound discovery. Tamping them down with rules and consequences eventually will happen. Until the inevitable march to the principal's office, expect spitwads on the blackboard and the toilets to be clogged with toilet paper and games of kickball to be unpleasant.
The whole administration is run by people who have never had real consequences for their stupidity. Unfortunately the finding out phase of their fucking around is going to hurt other people a lot more than it'll hurt them (and again, they do not care).
@urlnotfound 💯
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For Your 0wn Safety and Protection
In response to the recent flooding
of the poetry trade with cheap, inferior verse,
heavy tariffs have been imposed
on this poem.
As a result, it is unlikely
this poem will be read by anyone
outside my domestic market -
or as I like to call her, my cat.
Such news will come as a relief
to the thousands of people
who have already found my poetry
to be taxing enough,
and lends further credence
to those literary critics
who consider my work to be
of little import.
Brian Bilston
In response to the recent flooding
of the poetry trade with cheap, inferior verse,
heavy tariffs have been imposed
on this poem.
As a result, it is unlikely
this poem will be read by anyone
outside my domestic market -
or as I like to call her, my cat.
Such news will come as a relief
to the thousands of people
who have already found my poetry
to be taxing enough,
and lends further credence
to those literary critics
who consider my work to be
of little import.
Brian Bilston
That last line is excellent.
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Circuit board with text saying:
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
source: https://nerdculture.de/@fzer0...
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a self-portrait of a smiling person wearing a pink hoodie and carrying a transgender pride flag on a flagpole over their shoulder
A bit late to the selfie party on trans day of visibility but I spent that morning rush hour on Seattle's Jose Rizal Bridge waving my flag at all the east-siders commuting into the city. Many positive honks and waves, and one bike commuter who gave me a thumbs down (??!?).
I hope that bike commuter gets a flat.
Here's some balancing energy! https://mltshp.com/p/1QX5T
w00t
That biker deserved a flagpole through the spojes, but that's just vindictive me.
@GroggyGrognard
I know it’s just a typo but I choose to believe that “spo-hays” is Spanish slang for some anatomical bit or another and that makes me giggle.
I know it’s just a typo but I choose to believe that “spo-hays” is Spanish slang for some anatomical bit or another and that makes me giggle.
HONK HONK WAVE
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Panel 1:
An adult stands in the doorway looking at a child who has built a flower out of Lego blocks. The adult says "Have you tried building something practical?"
Panel 2:
The child looks proudly at their new Lego creation which is the adult standing holding a sign that says "I AM PROUD OF YOU"
I'm not crying, you're crying.
An adult stands in the doorway looking at a child who has built a flower out of Lego blocks. The adult says "Have you tried building something practical?"
Panel 2:
The child looks proudly at their new Lego creation which is the adult standing holding a sign that says "I AM PROUD OF YOU"
I'm not crying, you're crying.
source: https://pbfcomics.com/comics...
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A graph showing a directly linear relationship between yesterday's announced tariffs and the (imports - exports) / imports ratio, going steadily up from Israel and the Philippines to Vietnam with a slope of 2.
source: Twitter
In case you missed it, the "retaliatory tariffs" are simply figuring out what our trade deficit is as a percentage of our exports, then dividing that by half (floored at 10% as a fuck-you to Australia)—explicitly acknowledged now because if America buys more stuff from abroad it must be because abroad is somehow cheating.
In case you missed it, the "retaliatory tariffs" are simply figuring out what our trade deficit is as a percentage of our exports, then dividing that by half (floored at 10% as a fuck-you to Australia)—explicitly acknowledged now because if America buys more stuff from abroad it must be because abroad is somehow cheating.
When you convince the rich that they’re rich because they’re better and smarter than everyone else, that experts are duplicitous and trying to rob you of your rightfully earned billions, you arrive at this level of catastrophic incompetence.
The people at the helm have no business being there. We are in serious trouble.
The people at the helm have no business being there. We are in serious trouble.
I saw a quote from an analyst thanking someone else for doing the math and showing their work because they basically had a mental block against the explanation being this stupid.
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Magritte painting 'Ceci n'est pas un gif' with the GIF button overlaid.
via Facebook
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A detailed LEGO Studio Ghibli diorama featuring characters and scenes from multiple films on a green circular base. Includes Nausicaä on glider, Totoro with red bridge, Howl's castle, Laputa robot, and multiple minifigures. Buildings with traditional Japanese architecture connected by paths create a cohesive village atmosphere against a teal background.
If this gets 10,000 votes, LEGO will consider turning it into an official set. As of now, it only needs 1,156 votes, so please add yours: https://ideas.lego.com/projects...
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A girl in a blue shirt smiles amidst symbols like a rainbow, smiling flowers, a sunflower, and an infinity loop. Reflective text reads, “12 y.o. me, who knew she was different, but wouldn’t know why until 30 years later... Happy Autism Awareness Day.” The mood is celebratory and contemplative.
Happy Autism Awareness Day!
#autismawarenessday #actuallyautistic #neurodivergentcreative #autisticgirl #childofthe80s
#autismawarenessday #actuallyautistic #neurodivergentcreative #autisticgirl #childofthe80s
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Here's a couple very famous AUtists the crowd may not be aware of:
Filmmaker and Comedian Dan Akroyd
Actor Sir Anthony Hopkins
Actor and Activist Darryl Hannah
Musician Gary Numan (tho honestly this one should be obvious, lol)
Writer and Director James Gunn
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Here's a couple very famous AUtists the crowd may not be aware of:
Filmmaker and Comedian Dan Akroyd
Actor Sir Anthony Hopkins
Actor and Activist Darryl Hannah
Musician Gary Numan (tho honestly this one should be obvious, lol)
Writer and Director James Gunn
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I called her Process Leia and my aged twenty-something daughter firmly corrected me:
"That is ~GENERAL~ Organa."
"That is ~GENERAL~ Organa."
Didn't the general post this picture before about how she was high on coke when this was taken? Not the best time to climb around on balconies above parking lots.
Absolutely the best time to climb around on balconies above parking lots, by some measures!
@pk might have been hard to get a picture of her NOT on coke. Local lore has Jim Belushi telling her to moderate herself on the set of the Blues Brothers... Belushi!
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A standalone illustration, showing the Silver surfer taking up the bulk of the panel and shooting an energy beam out of his left fist. Behind him, Kirby Krackling swirls of energy appear in space (along with planets or moons, a black circle that may be a planet or anti-sun, and some sort of glowing concentric circles. The figure of the watcher, looking displeased, takes up the left side of the background.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Just Herald of Galactus stuff. (From 1978's Mighty World of Marvel Pinup Book.) #kirbythursday
Just Herald of Galactus stuff. (From 1978's Mighty World of Marvel Pinup Book.) #kirbythursday
I am 84% sure I have some collectible card with this exact picture on it one of my boxes of comics I collected in the early 90s.
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"dude, they call me 'Weird Al' and you're questioning my taste in movies?"
"Everyone knows it ought to be 'Real Genius', Al."
@ardgedee @rogrtheshrubber I really like how polite Al was with introducing himself and assuming Val Kilmer wouldn’t know who he was.
@jive_t Every interview with Al that I've read and watched has left me with the sense that he's very self-aware guy who knows where his career as a wacky musician puts him on the celebrity hierarchy.
@ardgedee I'd enjoyed the Amoeba Records "What's in My Bag?" series for years before finding out it started when a clerk saw Al shopping and asked if he'd take a few minutes after checkout to talk about what he bought. National treasure, says I!
@rogrtheshrubber 1000% agree!
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Gwine be Venice now. Unless this is code, Aspen rhymes with has been.
Nów make it ghibli 👹
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A middle aged man with long brown hair and goatee stands in front of Union Station in Denver, a train station with a neoclassical design of off-white stone and rounded arches. The man wears dark blue jeans and a black t-shirt bearing the symbols of a rose and a broken chain. In a gothic font, the shirt reads “Protect trans folks”
A day late but I am passing by thousands of people today so I’m going for impact over punctuality. ✊🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Photoshopped image of Cory Booker as Olenna Tyrel with the subtitle "Tell Strom Thurmond. I want him to know it was me."
I made a dumb meme.
Impressive for Booker; I couldn't have done it. Glad to see it taken away from Thurmond, may he rot in hell. But I also hope this goes beyond a 25-hour speech and ignites more fire in the opposition.
Impressive for Booker; I couldn't have done it. Glad to see it taken away from Thurmond, may he rot in hell. But I also hope this goes beyond a 25-hour speech and ignites more fire in the opposition.
Sure is weird that republicans can filibuster just by saying they're going to but democrats have to physically mortify themselves for it to count. Must be in the constitution somewhere.
@carnivorouskale I was also wondering about that
i hate the democrats so f-ing much now.
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Signage on the side of a van
• MOT Failure's
• Welding
• Diagnostic's
• Brake's
• Clutche's
• Cambelt's
Repairs to all make's and model's
• MOT Failure's
• Welding
• Diagnostic's
• Brake's
• Clutche's
• Cambelt's
Repairs to all make's and model's
Gah!
itym "Repair's"
I just hope that the savings he/she made by compressing the grammar.exe means that they made more room for car repair.exe
r/mildlyinfuriating
Verdana. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
CLUTCHSES'S
If they had put "Weldin'g" that would've brought us back around to "They know exactly what they're doing here" and I would have loved it.
This might need to be NSFW'd. Nails on my optical blackboard.
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basic file stuff
touch - create file
mkdir - create directory
cp - copy
mv - move
rm - delete
ln - create symlink
ls - list directory
how big is it
wc - word count
du - file size in bytes
df - filesystem usage
slice & dice files
sed - replace regex
tr - replace character
grep - search file
cut - get column
awk - get column ( more)
sort - sort lines
uniq - unique lines
head - first 10 lines
tail - last 10 lines
filesystems
mount - mount a filesystem
umount - unmount
dd - copy data to a disk
manage processes
ps - list processes
lsof - list open files
kill - send a signal
pkill - fancy `kill`
top - who's using CPU?
uptime - time since reboot
permissions
chown - change owner
chmod - change permissions
time stuff
time - measure runtime
date - current time
sleep - wait X seconds
cal - cute calendar
useful with pipes
less - scroll text
cat - print file contents
tee - stdin -> file stdout
xargs - run cmd for each line
compression
tar - make/extract tar files
gzip - compress with gzip
gunzip - decompress
zip - compress with zip
unzip - decompress
& more
which - find cmd on PATH
man - read man page
crontab - edit crontab
md5sum - calculate md5sum
diff - diff files
shell builtins (not programs)
export - set env var
alias - create an alias
source - eval code from file
cd - change directory
type - is cmd a builtin?
history - view history
echo - print text
printf - like C printf
disown - TODO
touch - create file
mkdir - create directory
cp - copy
mv - move
rm - delete
ln - create symlink
ls - list directory
how big is it
wc - word count
du - file size in bytes
df - filesystem usage
slice & dice files
sed - replace regex
tr - replace character
grep - search file
cut - get column
awk - get column ( more)
sort - sort lines
uniq - unique lines
head - first 10 lines
tail - last 10 lines
filesystems
mount - mount a filesystem
umount - unmount
dd - copy data to a disk
manage processes
ps - list processes
lsof - list open files
kill - send a signal
pkill - fancy `kill`
top - who's using CPU?
uptime - time since reboot
permissions
chown - change owner
chmod - change permissions
time stuff
time - measure runtime
date - current time
sleep - wait X seconds
cal - cute calendar
useful with pipes
less - scroll text
cat - print file contents
tee - stdin -> file stdout
xargs - run cmd for each line
compression
tar - make/extract tar files
gzip - compress with gzip
gunzip - decompress
zip - compress with zip
unzip - decompress
& more
which - find cmd on PATH
man - read man page
crontab - edit crontab
md5sum - calculate md5sum
diff - diff files
shell builtins (not programs)
export - set env var
alias - create an alias
source - eval code from file
cd - change directory
type - is cmd a builtin?
history - view history
echo - print text
printf - like C printf
disown - TODO
source: https://social.jvns.ca/@b0rk...
Julie Evans rocks.
yay b0rk! https://mltshp.com/search...
haha I love that search URL! <3
I have learned so much from Julia's guides
<sighup> 😞
What, no vi?
touch doesn't just create a file, if a file exists, touching that file will change its modification date without changing the file.
[Daft Punk's Technologic slowly fades in]
@mikenmar vim is with the other editors in the bottom right corner.
Only normal thing I can think of that's missing (like, there's no `fzf`, but that's not a normal POSIX command) is `find`.
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hahahahaha brilliant
Character cells from the upcoming "StreetPoker: the Art of the Game"
@bubbalumpkis Heehee
Striving for meh
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A black woman stands in the foreground in the front right. She is wearing what looks like a schoolgirl's black skirt, white shirt, and black tie, with two homemade giant cardboard chainsaw blades tie the light of her arms sticking out in front of her. On her head is a sort of helmet, with another chainsaw blade on it. The blades are fleked with red blood.She's in a nice, suburban-looking living room, with her a possible sibling in the background, and her mom sitting on the couch, both staring at the camera
Monster cosplay. From the photographer: "a young woman called Brenda had created a female version of the manga character Chainsaw Man, and I much preferred her cardboard chainsaws to the plastic, 3D-printed versions I saw Italian cosplayers wearing." _ source: https://www.worldphoto.org/sony-wor... more people there, and some background in this article: https://www.theguardian.com/artandde...