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Seems about right
Watch
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Safety signage:
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN
WATCH YA
FINGAS
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN
WATCH YA
FINGAS
YA BEST
PROTECT
YA NECK
PROTECT
YA NECK
Circular Saw Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who immediately went to Wu Tang.
One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
Rudolph's revenge
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
-Susan B. Anthony
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
@dapete huh?
God told Dapete the true gospel!
It Me.
Happy Hanukkah
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We do family projects on most nights of the holiday. Tonight was paint by numbers.
Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
🧠
Honorary Big Unit
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Not exacly a BIG unit, just a unit. I was trawling through google maps to calculate time required for some archaeology surveys and noticed this big fella alongside a highway. I've driven past him a few times but there is no stopping along the Tonkin Hwy so I was never able to snap a shot.
We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
I’m interested to see how much over two meters tall it is.
Urban Geometry
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Beautiful and there are only like 2 or 3 natural things in this photo, almost entirely man-made.
7th - 5th century B.C. knife with hedgehog
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photo of a metal knife with a small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines.
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines.
"Knife surmounted by a hedgehog
Northeast China, 7th - 5th century B.C.
Bronze
Length: 5 1/4 in. (13.3cm)
Ex coll.: James Freeman, Kyoto
A small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from
the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the
hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines. The other side is decorated by
two standing animals. The hedgehog was probably precast and
then cast onto the knife, which displays mold marks along
the edges, the result of piece-mold casting. The knife tip has
broken off.
Hedgehogs, friendly nocturnal creatures, are represented
on numerous artifacts associated with the nomadic peoples
beyond the northern frontier of China. A finial in the Museum
of Far Eastern Antiquities, Stockholm, depicts a hedgehog that
is very similar to this one. The Thaw knife must have served
as a minor tool, as it is too small to grasp firmly with the whole
hand. Knives with a decorated stud at the end of the hilt are
found chiefly among grave goods in Northeast China dating
from the eighth to the fifth century B.C."
screenshot from source: Nomadic Art of the Eastern Eurasian Steppes https://www.metmuseum.org/met-publ...
Northeast China, 7th - 5th century B.C.
Bronze
Length: 5 1/4 in. (13.3cm)
Ex coll.: James Freeman, Kyoto
A small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from
the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the
hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines. The other side is decorated by
two standing animals. The hedgehog was probably precast and
then cast onto the knife, which displays mold marks along
the edges, the result of piece-mold casting. The knife tip has
broken off.
Hedgehogs, friendly nocturnal creatures, are represented
on numerous artifacts associated with the nomadic peoples
beyond the northern frontier of China. A finial in the Museum
of Far Eastern Antiquities, Stockholm, depicts a hedgehog that
is very similar to this one. The Thaw knife must have served
as a minor tool, as it is too small to grasp firmly with the whole
hand. Knives with a decorated stud at the end of the hilt are
found chiefly among grave goods in Northeast China dating
from the eighth to the fifth century B.C."
screenshot from source: Nomadic Art of the Eastern Eurasian Steppes https://www.metmuseum.org/met-publ...
Merry MLTSHPmas 2025
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.
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mfw
that's the Christmas card sorted
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
“finally, a heist film for the rest of us”
You're a mean one, mister twink
@jpoulos ***
What I saw
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Layers of stickers and paint, mostly yellows black and white
Mimmo Rotella
MERRY GOTHMAS, EVERYONE
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A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
Merry Gothmas is a holiday pop-up at the. Entourage County Fairgrounds. If you needed bones, teeth, and taxidermy for someone on your Christmas list, this was the place to be.
Perfection!
I love your shirt!
Thank You @Sailormom! It was such a weird fortuitous find! Totally a social media ad that I impulse bought and which I immediately assumed was a scam. I’ve gotten more compliments on it than pretty much any item of clothing I own. I am extremely happy with it!
into the holidays like
WE NOTICED YOUR HORROR VIBES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
automated solutions
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A small, blue, rocky path winds under a blazing yellow-green sky. Up ahead, the path is blocked by a small striped barrier and a dark sign that says "Ring for Service" in blue letters. Hanging to the right of the sign is a cord attached to a bell. The advice is complicated by the fact that the bell is attached to a vast, reddish-purple obelisk-shaped rock looming over the path. The rock is at an angle, and one tug on the cord would likely bring it all the way down. A bored crow sits on top of the rock, waiting for something to happen. The air is heavy with the impending future. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Just wait ‘til Wile E. Coyote gets a hold of this.
ICE training
ACAB
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CDN media
this really happened/betty-white.gif
Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
@ArtVandelay grammar state be florida lol
Mesolithic female shaman of Bad Dürrenberg, 7000-6500 bce
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a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
source: https://gathervictoria.com/2017...
with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
I like that at first glance I thought it was armor made from a positively massive isopod. 😂
I'd be *so* into an Eggers movie based on this image alone
She seems nice.
Faster
walk-ins welcome
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
what an amazing shot
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
which album is it for you?
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illustration of woman putting a record on with the thought bubble "I must put on a record to cheer myself up"
PM Dawn - Set Adrift On Memory Bliss 1991 (Official Music Video) Remastered
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"I guess I’ll leave that question to the experts, Assuming that there are some out there/ They’re probably alone — solitaire."
That's some early early hashtag rapping
That's some early early hashtag rapping
Yes..?
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Well, the song DOES say "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" so I'd hazard a guess that it's his family name. Does make one wonder what his first name is.
Also, I am reminded of that bit in the Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon where the murder is interviewed:
Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy.
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Porky Watkins: Occupation?
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Also, I am reminded of that bit in the Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon where the murder is interviewed:
Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy.
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Porky Watkins: Occupation?
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Nominative determinism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Same.
A public or school library's mission...
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A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
Stare Down by Aaryan Dakhal
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An emu stares intently
Click for embiggened
https://www.birdlifephotoaward...
https://www.birdlifephotoaward...
Emus are incredibly stupid but cool birds.