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Meet Ava
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Eight week old terror mix. She loves Furgus, he’s not so sure yet, but he hasn’t let her out of his sight.
LocalStain
SQUEEEEE.
HOORAY
Ava is a great name for great dogs. Don't just take my word for it, ask my great dog: Ava.
Fuck AI art
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Credit to harebraineddesign which I would link to but I have no idea how Threads works.
This is great.
this one? https://www.threads.com/@harebra...
Oh bother.
salt the earth
But doctor, I am Spaghetti
You know... morons.
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"It should never be forgotten that MEL BROOKS had the World Premiere of
BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
take place at the Pickwick Drive-In Theater in Burbank, Los Angeles for 250 invited guests - ALL ON HORSEBACK."
via https://bsky.app/profile...
BLAZING SADDLES (1974)
take place at the Pickwick Drive-In Theater in Burbank, Los Angeles for 250 invited guests - ALL ON HORSEBACK."
via https://bsky.app/profile...
Sure hope someone bought a shitload of dimes!
Don't worry, I'm sure all those horses provided their own shitload.
O. Winston wept.
Postcrossed
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An illustration of people in a park. The illustration style is line art with solid color fills. There is a large green hill in the middle of the background, with several different green trees behind it. There is a red sun in the light blue sky. The foreground is a brown walking path with the following people:
1. A person reading a piece of paper while looking at a flower bush
2. A mother and child walking
3. A couple with a small child in a stroller walking
4. Two friends chatting
1. A person reading a piece of paper while looking at a flower bush
2. A mother and child walking
3. A couple with a small child in a stroller walking
4. Two friends chatting
I received my first Postcrossing postcard today! From Seoul, South Korea!
I started last October, loving it so much. I'm almost at 35 sent which gets me one more card in the rotation. So far all awesome interactions and words apart from the one I got today from Germany. it said "I live here, it has castles" That was it, and it was a picture of a squirrel, not even a castle. So I went to write him a thankyou message and I looked at his profile and he didn't have one, just 525 cards sent and received. I guess we all do it a little differently haha
on the zoom call, but muted
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stillframe from the recent 4K restoration of tim burton's 1985 film "pee-wee's big adventure". centered on-screen are james brolin and morgan fairchild, moving in for an embrace in an over-the-top film-within-a-film re-enactment of the story. behind them is paul reubens in a bellhop uniform, grinning and obviously watching the scene playing out in front of him.
criterion flash sale got me for exactly one (1) thing, which was cashing in enough subscriber appreciation credits to get the "peewee's big adventure" blu-ray for essentially nothing.
it's been a long, long, long, long time since i watched this (long enough, in fact, that i'm pretty sure the last time i saw it, it was a well-worn home VHS recording of an HBO airing).
that said, this gag with james brolin and morgan fairchild lives rent-free in my head.
stillframe via the criterion page for the movie:
https://www.criterion.com/films...
it's been a long, long, long, long time since i watched this (long enough, in fact, that i'm pretty sure the last time i saw it, it was a well-worn home VHS recording of an HBO airing).
that said, this gag with james brolin and morgan fairchild lives rent-free in my head.
stillframe via the criterion page for the movie:
https://www.criterion.com/films...
CAPTION
He's no Barry Bostwick
Saw a replica of his bike at the Alamo last month.
nice marmot
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Picture of a Vancouver Island marmot.
'He's a social marmot': Gob the marmot hikes back to breeding facility from wild — https://www.cbc.ca/news...
via: https://www.metafilter.com/212663...
via: https://www.metafilter.com/212663...
We'll cut off your johnson!
A portal to somewhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rest in Power Joel
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May be an image of baby and smiling
#RIP
Joel was an Edgartown police officer and, I'd like to think, something of a friend. While I'm usually 110% ACAB Joel was one of the good ones.
Sincerely.
As good as they come.
He was the officer who arrived first on the scene when I had my troubles back in 2008 and, I'm told, he took exceptional care of me when I was at my most vulnerable.
For that I will always be grateful.
My heart is with Joanne and the girls.
Flights of angels Joel.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
source: https://www.chapmanfuneral.com/obituari...
Joel was an Edgartown police officer and, I'd like to think, something of a friend. While I'm usually 110% ACAB Joel was one of the good ones.
Sincerely.
As good as they come.
He was the officer who arrived first on the scene when I had my troubles back in 2008 and, I'm told, he took exceptional care of me when I was at my most vulnerable.
For that I will always be grateful.
My heart is with Joanne and the girls.
Flights of angels Joel.
🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
source: https://www.chapmanfuneral.com/obituari...
🙏❤️🙏
I do think that police officer can be "oom agent" and "to protect and serve".
Perhaps more in the NL than in the US.
Do you mind telling what happened in 2008?
Perhaps more in the NL than in the US.
Do you mind telling what happened in 2008?
A Project
coral scallop
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A crevice of coral and in the middle is an iridescent scallop. The coral turns from pale yellowish white to pink at the top of the scallop. there is a small gap between the top of the scallop. there are dark tiny tentacles in a horizontal row like eyelashes. Below that is glowing round things that are purplish and pinkish. There is a purple stripe below that and there is cyan banding. Below that there is purple spots on a dark background. There is a weird yellowish/brownish colored section that has bright cyan and yellow lining. The center is dark. The bottom is the same colors as the top in reverse.
Here's to iridescent animals still on this earth.
@MackReed I love iridescent animals.
I would still vote for you if you removed the word 'iridescent' from your sentence.
Maybe I'd vote twice!
I would still vote for you if you removed the word 'iridescent' from your sentence.
Maybe I'd vote twice!
@roonie This should cheer you: https://www.abc.net.au/news...
there's the door
Happy Opening Day
The Year of the Depends Adult Undergarment
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Screenshot of the website for the sporting goods maker Rawlings. "Rawlings Heart of the Hide Baja Blast 11.5 Inch Infield Glove", a teal-and-light-tan leather glove with both the Rawlings and Mountain Dew Baja Blast logos on the palm.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Happy Major League Baseball Day!
"You may have missed or been befuddled by the announcement that Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball, but you simply weren’t considering the potential brand activations."
"oh this would explain the email I got from Mountain Dew last week asking if they could send me a Baja Blast x Rawlings thing (I did not take it)"
Happy Major League Baseball Day!
"You may have missed or been befuddled by the announcement that Mountain Dew Baja Blast is now the official soft drink of Major League Baseball, but you simply weren’t considering the potential brand activations."
"oh this would explain the email I got from Mountain Dew last week asking if they could send me a Baja Blast x Rawlings thing (I did not take it)"
[brand synergy intensifies]
BLERN! BLERN! BLERN!
It's got what plants crave.
D'Artagnan... that you?
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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A skeleton lay in the dirt beneath a church. The church floor tiles have been removed and after an archaeological investigation the skeleton lay exposed. The image shows the floor and skeleton in situ
NSFW because skeletal material
It's looking like the actual Dartagnan's remains may have been discovered under a Dutch church. A very cool find if true. At the very least it's someone of note (at the time) to have been buried there and in such a way.
Musket ball to the throat if anyone was wondering
"More than 350 years after the death of legendary French musketeer d'Artagnan, his remains may well have been found under the floor of a Dutch church."
https://www.bbc.com/news...
It's looking like the actual Dartagnan's remains may have been discovered under a Dutch church. A very cool find if true. At the very least it's someone of note (at the time) to have been buried there and in such a way.
Musket ball to the throat if anyone was wondering
"More than 350 years after the death of legendary French musketeer d'Artagnan, his remains may well have been found under the floor of a Dutch church."
https://www.bbc.com/news...
Hell of a headache, I imagine.
Lump in your throat, indeed
And yet, the journalists decided not to wait until the DNA results were back from Germany to run the story.
Step away from the cheese plate.
60 today!!!
The Fool (me)
mshltp
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Bluesky social media post from Ken White (@kenwhite.bsky.social):
I hope Trump is inspired* by his visit to Graceland
*to die on the toilet
I hope Trump is inspired* by his visit to Graceland
*to die on the toilet
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
I'm down with that but I'd like it to be on live tv, like he falls asleep at one of those roundtables and shits himself, maybe flops around a bit and foams at the mouth, something cool like that.
NO KINGS BUT *THE* KING
...with a peanut butter and filet-o-fish sandwich in his hand
that's one huuuuge marmot
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A map of the NW on continental North America running south from Alaska. The overlaid grey range is the shape of a somewhat stretched-out marmot
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
It's a collection of marmots.
In other words: a marmotset.
In other words: a marmotset.
One Buddy After Another
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I had this idea for people to try to run their dogs for president in their respective homeowner's associations. "There isn't a rule that says a dog can't be president" happens and then the dogs all win because humans can't beat a dog in a democratic vote and golden retrievers across the country do the best job of running HOAs by not actually running them.
aint no rule that says dogs cant drink your milkshake
@neuracnu 👏👏
Boss presumption
My dune
I had a sensible chuckle
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Sean Young's iconic pose with her cigarette from the film Blade Runner appears beneath a tweet from Nathan Anderson
It's called gas lamping. We've talked about this before.
@urlnotfound [golf_clap.gif]
I love Philip K Dick's work deeply but the misogyny is something I could do without (I recently reread this one and it's a lot worse than I remembered. It's also kind of comical.)
68 people recommend it
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A screenshot of a menu app showing an oriential pork and fried egg dish called "The Soul-Stealing Meal of the Food God"
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Absorb the flavor. ABSORB IT!
People have given their souls for a variety of rewards and this looks like quite a good option!
A momentous day in Toronto!
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a vote result page from Toronto's City Meeting Admin Console, showing a 26-0 vote with even Holyday in support!
Bit of an explainer: we have a councillor in this city (Holyday) who votes against *everything*. New pedestrian crossing on the other side of the city from Holyday's ward? Opposed!
But today he actually voted for something (that wasn't his motion; those usually fail 1-25). But out of habit he voted against, so the council had to redo the vote so he could vote for it.
source: https://mastodon.social/@Graphic...
But today he actually voted for something (that wasn't his motion; those usually fail 1-25). But out of habit he voted against, so the council had to redo the vote so he could vote for it.
source: https://mastodon.social/@Graphic...
Holyday is such an ass
@n0wak amen