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"How was school today?"

I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL

@homerj @samh genuine laugh out loud

Someday everything that feels irrelevant will be a cherished memory

I love this a lot. Cannot afford, and would not wear, but it's just neat

warm smell of colitas

@dreyfusslugado rising up through the air

That Kevin is smoking the devil’s lettuce again, isn’t he, Shirley.

Order a cup or order a pitcher, either way you'll find that dark hash oil really satisfies!

"PRIMARY"

TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

Subversive indeed

send a salami to your boy in the army!

@niicholas if you say that in a Boston accent, it rhymes perfectly.

A butt that was constipated.

Those were the Lego windows and doors I had as a kid. Couldn't afford those tree's on accounta the war.

Missing: Lake Canada, Lake Canada, Lake Canada, Lake Canada, and Lake Ontario.

Alberta should be labeled “Texas”

JEB!

Good doggy!

yaaayy Blixa! Give Brooklyn a big ol’ lick on the snout for me.

Thanks I hate it

+++ just amazing

Dem socks!

These theee really do get around.

the garden phone line is absolutely killing me this morning

Yeah man, she has the scoop on the back story.@nikkuneko

Aw yiss

@0y3ahSansAcut3 "hello, sally? yeah, i'm calling you from the garden phone. you should see the back story i'm looking at right now..."

10/10 No notes.

(applause)

Bad ass villain.

They give us those nice bright colors

"those better be metric butter tarts, and not imperial!"

@nikkuneko The Vancouver Zoo would probably use Nanaimo Bars as units.

Oh, apparently Maple weighs 528 Timbits:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments

@otaman I … did not require that last visual.

I used to like poutine, too.

TIL she's called Maple, and I live in the same city. Damn that closed social media loop!

French or English tarts? French tarts are 1.066 bigger

@mcmjolnir
Is that a William the Conqueror joke?

@BennyTheIcepick nope! That's an actual French inch size!

The Monkees tv show debuted 60 yrs ago today, 9/12

I was in the age 5-6 range so I knew it was a tv show but still thought these cool dudes lived together.

Monkey is the root...

Best live album evah 🤘

Listening now while playing some THPS. Thanks for the inspiration!

Gawdamn I loved that band. I guess I still do.

"Scream for me, Long Beach!"

OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, ETC.

[muffled Firestarter plays in the distance]

I see they opted for the Yo Mama option in back.

I'm sorry, what.

Of all the things to NOT be AI.

fwiw, usually one photo does the job but this really requires following the link because the details are delicious:

"The side-hinged “Swing Gate” provides access to the cargo area, which is lined with gray deep-pile carpeting."

"The Carfax report notes an accident in November 2019 resulting in front-end damage, followed by several salvage title issuances between 2019 and 2025."

And, of course, to assure you this is all on the up-and-up: "...offered in Virginia at no reserve with a Carfax report and a Montana title in the name of the seller’s LLC."

Ah, the good old Montana LLC trick... Our state doesn't care if you live here, you just need a registered LLC and a PO Box, then you're on your way to cheaper (than some states') registration. It's become a bit of an industry and overwhelmed some of the DMV offices in the smaller counties.

With great power comes great responsibility

*marching down the street, chanting “power seats! power windows!”*

This is awesome! I'm sending this to my queer, ADHD, autistic bike mechanic friend, Mason right now.

Benzedrine Bride

freedom fries ONLY

Quotation marks doing a lot of work there

The people who want to whitewash Bush’s legacy as somehow “more sane” than Trump are having to ignore a whole lot that happened over those eight years.

@BennyTheIcepick I dunno. Calling it "more sane" is by no means an exoneration. Each R administration in my lifetime has been terrible* and each provided the means to facilitate the further excesses of its successors, which means they're inarguably not as absolutely nutbag-crazypants as what's there now. For the same reason, whatever follows has a pretty high likelihood of being even less sane than the current administration.

*(Okay, Nixon was a mixed bag. An extremely mixed bag. An absolutely fucking miserable bag that you would never pick up at the grab-bag counter because of the suspicious stains and odors. But he held office in a time when the political and media environment ensured he couldn't get the unilateral support necessary to do anything he wanted to do, so he managed to get some things right even if only for quid pro quo with his opposition.)

@ardgedee Let us not forget that while Nixon achieved detente with China, he wasted thousands of American lives (and thousands more of allies and enemies) on a losing war and was also a filthy fucking crook.

@MackReed Not gonna stand here to defend Nixon, the country would have been better off if Eisenhower had shoved him off. Just wanted to note that he managed to get a couple things right, even if only in a stopped-clock sort of way, and his successors have largely been incapable of even that.

Is this in little Marseille

I was so lucky to have been able to see this painting last month, it is currently on loan to the lucas museum in los angeles.

powerful painting of a powerful girl who became an amazing woman.

It's worth noting, on the same point, that Barbara Henry, the Bostonian teacher at William Frantz Elementary School who was the only teacher willing to have Bridges in her classroom (having had experience teaching integrated classrooms to children in the military), is also still alive at 94. She spent every morning of the 1960-1961 teaching Bridges and Bridges alone, because every white child transferred classes. Here's a photo of them in 2014: https://i.guim.co.uk/img...

That’s a cutie pie!

Raised by cats.

CULATER

There is no need to be upset.

I think everything the Kroffts did required edibles

With apologies to Rihanna:

Burning in a hopeless dream/
Hold me when you go to sleep/
Keep me in the warmth of your love

So, that's not some gal, and those are men, not children? Horror show.

yeah, FUCK that guy.