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senate interns
ready for adventure
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ET figure from Atari game
It's been 40 years and I'm still mad at this game.
Be Good
just had to finesse some verbage
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screenshot of a translate panel from kagi. on the left is the common rhyme "boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i poop / on company time". to the right, the translator panel, set to "linkedin speak" has output the text "the CEO generates significant shareholder value whie i focus on incremental personal growth. this is why i priortize strategic wellness breaks during core business hours to optimize my long-term professional sustainability/ #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateCulture #Efficiency"
via kagi's translate option for "linkedin speak":
https://translate.kagi.com/
haven't really used kagi's service much; honestly couldn't tell you if a "paid search" is worth it compared to free options (especially given my salary) but this amused me.
https://translate.kagi.com/
haven't really used kagi's service much; honestly couldn't tell you if a "paid search" is worth it compared to free options (especially given my salary) but this amused me.
Name that song:
Rise and grind! ☀️
The hustle doesn't stop until the mission is accomplished and we can pivot back to our home base.
It’s all about that 24/7 grind, day in and day out. 📈
We’re pushing through the night, fueled by passion (and maybe a little rum), staying laser-focused on the goal. 🥃
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Scaling our banana inventory until the morning stand-up. 🍌
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Shoutout to the Project Manager—let’s get these deliverables tracked and accounted for!
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Let’s talk about high-impact growth: 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot bunches! 🚀
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
etc etc
Rise and grind! ☀️
The hustle doesn't stop until the mission is accomplished and we can pivot back to our home base.
It’s all about that 24/7 grind, day in and day out. 📈
We’re pushing through the night, fueled by passion (and maybe a little rum), staying laser-focused on the goal. 🥃
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Scaling our banana inventory until the morning stand-up. 🍌
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Shoutout to the Project Manager—let’s get these deliverables tracked and accounted for!
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Let’s talk about high-impact growth: 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot bunches! 🚀
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
etc etc
@otaman LOL it took me WAY too long to latch onto this even with the 🍌emoji right there
Steven Universe vs Hitler
✨
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Screenshot of Kagi translate from English to LinkedIn Speak
English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.
LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned
English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.
LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned
hah, i just screenshot one of these yesterday to share and then totally forgot to post. i'll have to go back for mine in a bit
Sounds like a conflict between hardware and software. Usually caused by a controller using an inappropriate port.
SOP is to apply a permanent fix by KILLing the offender and sealing the port. Side benefit is usually a reduction in attack surface in future penetration testing.
SOP is to apply a permanent fix by KILLing the offender and sealing the port. Side benefit is usually a reduction in attack surface in future penetration testing.
My lips are frozen to my boss's ass.
I am deeply committed to fostering a strong, synergetic relationship with leadership and am fully aligned with my manager's vision to drive organizational success.
I am deeply committed to fostering a strong, synergetic relationship with leadership and am fully aligned with my manager's vision to drive organizational success.
all fucking day
do you even know what "allegro" fucking means, janice?
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a cat puts its paw on the hand of a woman playing a piano
"anyway, here's wonderw..."
Tove Jansson's The Hobbit
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A book cover, "Bilbo: En Hobbits Äventyr", showing an axe- and shield-bearing, nightcap-wearing Bilbo in pen and ink wash. Behind him is a mountain with torch-bearing mountain figures at its base; above the mountain, flying in front of a misty moon, is Smaug.
YESS! i've always wanted a copy of this one
https://mltshp.com/p/JC9Y
https://mltshp.com/p/JC9Y
Saved to https://mltshp.com/moomin
Fair point
Took me a second...
we noticed your vibe from across the JUST DON'T
unfinished cable car station, armenia
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A bulky cement tower festooned with stairways, platforms and girders
Monument Valley
@lamnatos 💯
There are a number of structures like this in and around Tarapoto, Peru. One on the south side of town that is quite epic and, since being abandoned due to multiple failed construction inspections has become a squat with carpenters and masons continuing work in the hopes that one day they will be able to take legal ownership... and get the Peruvian equivalent of a CoO... on a 9 story modern day ruin; https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHNEuNqL...
🔻🔺
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Colored pencil sketches in shades of red, green, and yellow showing complicated geometric figures made of interlocking, forced-perspective hollow cubes and triangles constructed of square tubing.
@joshmillard
Los Angeles
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A vast grid of streetlights fills the Los Angeles basin. Airplanes approaching LAX are visible low on the horizon. Griffith observatory is on the left side of the picture.
March 17, 2026. Looking roughly southeast from the Griffith observatory.
Agnes Varda: Self portrait as angel
Our view from the Griffith
I can see why this place is popular
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A picture of the Griffith observatory about 50 minutes after sunset. The front of the building is lit by car headlights and many people are visible.
Griffith Observatory. March 17, 2026. First time visiting. Temp was about 85F.
I used to bike up there every so often and walk around the promenade on the front side of the building. I *adore* the Observatory.
A peoples palace of science. Beautiful
There was a series of Big Letter postcards I didn't buy there in the 90s that I still regret. Otherwise , no notes ans try to work in a visit on the rare occasion I get to LA
god bless the “i voted” sticker commission for finally unleashing the chaos energy
Minute Men
they didn't say but I don't think it's Magritte
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four tobacco pipes are around a speakerphone, and they are saying:
Hello, is Danny Boy there?
a guy on the phone in the bottom panel is saying:
Could I ask who's calling?
Hello, is Danny Boy there?
a guy on the phone in the bottom panel is saying:
Could I ask who's calling?
booo
You think that’s nuts, did you hear about the time Glen accidentally sent an email to himself?
From: Glen
To: Glen
From: Glen
To: Glen
I said:
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Photo of a low-slung railroad car with a gabled top, labeled "MW Test Car". Across the middle is a taller block with doors on the side, marked "Do Not Hump" in large block letters. If it was attached directly to a locomotive it would be difficult for the engineer to not read it. To drive the point home it is repeated in smaller letters on every other surface.
Buddy,
👋🏼
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Howdy y’all.
👋👋
Where y'at?
@jpoulos This is on Moody St in Waltham, MA. The bridge over the Charles River. We live a little less than a mile west of here.
me
Happy Spring/Illinois primary day/apres work #2
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I keep a little journal in which I track bird arrivals, last frost/snow, flower blooms, grass appearance, tree pollinating, birds leaving, , first frost/snow, chinooks, willow growth, etc. . . . and really wanted to reproduce this photo from last year (https://mltshp.com/p/1QYDI) on the first 50 degree day. . . hopefully after the red-winged blackbirds arrived. But we've had 50 degree days every single month this winter. The red-winged blackbirds arrived 8!! WEEKS!! earlier than normal. . . and anyway, when I took that photo last year we had more than 2 feet of snow still on the ground. I don't know if you can tell, but there's so little snow that there's green grass around the trees. I couldn't prop my feet up like last year because the photo would be just the ground. It's supposed to be our snowiest month of the whole year, and there's *grass*.
All my research is on climate change now, which is really depressing, and it's depressing to walk out after work and see such evidence before me like this. . . . I'm dreading wildfire season so much right now.
Anyway! There's still joy out there! All the spring birds have arrived and are singing. We have the bad habit of buying a liquor to try out a cocktail and then never really using the bottle again unless the cocktail goes into rotation, and while cleaning out our liquor cabinet after the excess of the holidays I found not one but two bottles of green chartreuse from years gone by, which is impossible to get now. I sold one to a rich neighbor and kept the other one, which I've been saving for that first true spring day so I can make my favorite version of the Last Word (https://punchdrink.com/recipes...). (It's dangerously delicious so I usually don't make it at home or else I'd have 3.) No true spring day has appeared because it's already so warm, so today for St. Pat's after work seemed as good at time as any other. So cheers! Happy spring, happy birds, happy cocktails if you're into that sort of thing, and happy green grass days!
All my research is on climate change now, which is really depressing, and it's depressing to walk out after work and see such evidence before me like this. . . . I'm dreading wildfire season so much right now.
Anyway! There's still joy out there! All the spring birds have arrived and are singing. We have the bad habit of buying a liquor to try out a cocktail and then never really using the bottle again unless the cocktail goes into rotation, and while cleaning out our liquor cabinet after the excess of the holidays I found not one but two bottles of green chartreuse from years gone by, which is impossible to get now. I sold one to a rich neighbor and kept the other one, which I've been saving for that first true spring day so I can make my favorite version of the Last Word (https://punchdrink.com/recipes...). (It's dangerously delicious so I usually don't make it at home or else I'd have 3.) No true spring day has appeared because it's already so warm, so today for St. Pat's after work seemed as good at time as any other. So cheers! Happy spring, happy birds, happy cocktails if you're into that sort of thing, and happy green grass days!
cin-cin from Oakland, where it hit 89 today 🌞
I love a good Last Word.
happy birdspringa! i tip my sugar free ginger ale in your general direction
the poor birds here have been having a real rough go of it (it's 60F! it's 0F! it's a tornado of fun!) but i delight at hearing them back regardless. my dad and i heard a hawk FWEEing behind his house yesterday.
i'm just delighted that i'll *knock on wood* have 70F weather on the equinox friday.
the poor birds here have been having a real rough go of it (it's 60F! it's 0F! it's a tornado of fun!) but i delight at hearing them back regardless. my dad and i heard a hawk FWEEing behind his house yesterday.
i'm just delighted that i'll *knock on wood* have 70F weather on the equinox friday.
long weekend selfie
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black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
spent the weekend checking in on my parents after their town was hit by (positively massive) hail and a tornado.
i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.
the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.
since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.
i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.
anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.
the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.
since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.
i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.
anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
Slice Of Pallasite Meteorite
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A slice of a rare meteorite type, Pallasite. Metal matrix with Olivine inclusions. Black metal surrounds yellowish crystal pieces, looks like the material polishes well.
A slice of the Esquel pallasite, clearly showing the large olivine crystals suspended in the metal matrix.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
my god stars are full of it
Vera C Rubin observatory, Chile
Vertical societies
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Very detailed illustration of multistory building at night
Jackalope
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A euro mounted jackalope.
Went to a friend's for dinner this evening. They have a jackalope on the wall. I don't see them too often.
this is the state animal of Wyoming but it makes sense they don't cross the border very often
also frankly that looks less jackalope and more jackamule
I believe they are genetically cousins with the Australian Drop Bears. It goes back to to when the continents of Australia and America were connected on the mega continent Sahul.
