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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
WikiAdam
Ooh, what do we have here?
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
@jaymayday Would eat
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...
"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'
The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'
The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.
Inverse modern astronomy
Inverse modern astronomy
Literal sky net
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
No Sparrow Shall Fall
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
This is my "Bob"
Grunkle Stan?
I don't recall owning a tie…
I too am an old.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett who showed considerable backbone, and gave a unique lesson about freedom of speech, and fearless activism. She is the bane of racists everywhere, the mother of the new Texas spirit. She lent her balls to Talarico.
She’s incredible and I hope to see plenty more of her. I do think Talarico was the better choice for the general - just in terms of not having to overcome the racism and misogyny that regrettably appears hard baked into the electorate - but she has so much to offer Texas and this country.
She's miraculous and we must protect her at all costs
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A giant figure wearing a harshly mechanical metal mask with prominent teeth stands in front of a wooden scaffolding, where a much smaller worker is spray-painting one side of the mask yellow. The goal appears to be painting over the mask with a smiley-face, even though the complex surface of the mask ensures that the underlying features will show through. Yellow paint is spattering the gray chest of the figure, as well as the worker. The background is a tan wall with a small analog clock on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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a "designer" set of three meshing gears, animated, showing the inevitable stripping of gear teeth when you have three gears meshing together
I can hear this gif and I don't like it.
@samh every parent who's taught their kid how to use a manual transmission knows that sound.
@ardgedee yeah, my mum knew it well. She had two kids learn to drive in her Volvo 345, and we went through two driveshafts and two clutches.
(from what I remember, the 345 was an odd DAF-derived design that had the gearbox and clutch just in front of the rear differential)
Since most cars in the UK were manual, you had to learn in a manual unless you were going for the simpler automatic-only licence
(from what I remember, the 345 was an odd DAF-derived design that had the gearbox and clutch just in front of the rear differential)
Since most cars in the UK were manual, you had to learn in a manual unless you were going for the simpler automatic-only licence
LOL before I read the text I was thinking "the noise"
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My kiddo is a city council member!
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A black hatchback that is an EV, parked immaturely at a gas station. It is night and the car's lights are on.
My buddy said everyone's car looks cooler when you photograph them at night at a gas station because of the overhead lights. This is about as menacing as my commuter EV will ever look.
The irony of photographing an EV at a gas pump is not lost on me
^lol
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historical image of Guy Fawkes
Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England's overthrow.
But, by God's providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James's sake!
If you won't give me one,
I'll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn'orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
Back in 1999 - some friends and I decided to have a Guy Fawkes Day celebration where we burned a tiny straw man in effigy. The neighbors got freaked out, called the cops, and it ended up being reported as a comedy bit in a local paper called THE STRANGER: https://www.thestranger.com/news...
Anyway, we made up a Guy Fawkes Day song (sung to This Old Man):
Once this Guy was alive
But way back in 1605
He was tried and hung for Treason 'gainst the Crown
For trying to burn the whole thing down
See this Guy was in a lurch
He didn't like the Anglican Church
Or the way the Government made him pay a fee
If he didn't go voluntarily
Guy thought this was a crock
'Cause he was of Recusant stock
So he got together with 12 other drunken sots
And fomented the Gunpowder Plot
This plot had just one hitch
Someone went to the cops and snitched
Well the cops heard the tale and they were just aghast
And they got medieval on Guy Fawkes' ass
The big trial was no fun
In the end just 8 were hung
And so that Guy's name will live on in infamy (note: sarcasm!)
Now we burn him in effigy
Goooooooooooooooo FAWKES! (everyone cheers)
THE END
Anyway, we made up a Guy Fawkes Day song (sung to This Old Man):
Once this Guy was alive
But way back in 1605
He was tried and hung for Treason 'gainst the Crown
For trying to burn the whole thing down
See this Guy was in a lurch
He didn't like the Anglican Church
Or the way the Government made him pay a fee
If he didn't go voluntarily
Guy thought this was a crock
'Cause he was of Recusant stock
So he got together with 12 other drunken sots
And fomented the Gunpowder Plot
This plot had just one hitch
Someone went to the cops and snitched
Well the cops heard the tale and they were just aghast
And they got medieval on Guy Fawkes' ass
The big trial was no fun
In the end just 8 were hung
And so that Guy's name will live on in infamy (note: sarcasm!)
Now we burn him in effigy
Goooooooooooooooo FAWKES! (everyone cheers)
THE END
Make up a Guy to get mad at
Nothing like good old sectarianism, eh? What could go wrong with that!
Much of the Gunpowder plot was hatched in Northamptonshire (my neck of the woods)
We used to celebrate Guy Fawkes Night here in Oz, with a big open fire in a safe(ish) spot.
The government put a stop to that in the name of Public Safety.
I didn't see any injuries but there must have been enough idiots about to tip the balance. So fireworks were banned.
The government put a stop to that in the name of Public Safety.
I didn't see any injuries but there must have been enough idiots about to tip the balance. So fireworks were banned.
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Turboencabulator. You can tell from the manifolds.
Maybe, but I don't see any unilateral phase detractors.
Ah yeah, once the Canudenshpringle paper came out, everything changed overnight.
Its definitely going to kill us.
out of blinker fluid
Just tightening up the widget arm.
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winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
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i've taken up the violin again. started about a month ago and i've been loving it.
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Disco Elysium still in which the YOU says "By the way, I'm a fascist." to which the DESERTER says "You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are."
I've been on a long Disco Elysium binge lately. This is among my favorite moments.
And those pasty-faced descendants of German immigrants will never understand that. They think they too are part of the elite by accident of birth.
man, that game always hits SO hard. every time i've gotten to this conversation, in every iteration, it hits me like a ton of bricks
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Kate Bush *and* Mountain Dew
@BooBounder and I think that’s even a glass bottle
@jive_t nah, that is the first generation of plastic 2 liter bottle, note the plastic overcap on the bottom. Pre-1992ish.
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Very good victory speech from our new MN Senator
I haven't been able to quite articulate it enough (in my head) to post about it here, but it made me weep last night thinking about how much we owe Minnesota for standing up to ICE the way they did last winter (and still do!). A lot of other people have stood up and shown up, and worked hard (godDAMN, Georgia!)- don't get me wrong - but by fighting back so forcefully and publically "ordinary" Minnesotans just galvanized the country in the way it really needed and they deserve some credit for what happened nationwide yesterday.
@williwaw I think Minnesotans recognized that simply caring about your neighbors in this day and age has become a radical act, and we made the most of it that we could. There were dozens (maybe hundreds) of small groups organizing help for people here, so while the cartoonishly evil of ICE helped make it a national story, the roots of support and connection went so much deeper. Even farther out from the Twin Cities, ICE was abducting people and disrupting communities, and that helped those more isolated parts of the state both recognize the problem and find support networks in ways that cut through their haze of right-wing media. MN Isn't uniformly blue, but this election pushed the state as a whole back toward the left.
Also, much of this goes back further to George Floyd and the networks of support that grew from those killings. ICE focusing here just reactivated that feeling of being under siege and the need to band together.
Also, much of this goes back further to George Floyd and the networks of support that grew from those killings. ICE focusing here just reactivated that feeling of being under siege and the need to band together.
hell yeah
Watched it three times!
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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source : https://bsky.app/profile...
I imagine it's pretty wet.
Flood warning
@wjcstp and @poorusher +++
Lots of big blue waves last night
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A single comic panel in dramatic grays and blacks. A crowd scene in an urban environment: people seen as shadowy silhouettes) are flinging themselves to the ground, toppling over, hats and bags flying everywhere, against a gray background. "I have created total darkness—a darkness which will last 24 hours—to show the helpless world how miraculous I am!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
#kirbythursday dreams of once again being able to go running *after* work. From Fantastic Four no. 59 (1966).
#kirbythursday dreams of once again being able to go running *after* work. From Fantastic Four no. 59 (1966).
Please, someone tell me that the Sunshine Preservation Bill is a joke.
I saw a reference to TFG bemoaning the lack of evening sunshine.
I looked for a punchline or a reference to The Onion, but there was no hint of irony. That I could see, anyway.
I saw a reference to TFG bemoaning the lack of evening sunshine.
I looked for a punchline or a reference to The Onion, but there was no hint of irony. That I could see, anyway.
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I'd start with a whiskey amuse bouche.
For the appetizer, whiskey.
For the main course, a large tumbler of whiskey with a side of whiskey.
For dessert, whiskey. Something sweet I suppose, like a nice bourbon.
I'd totally do that, on an empty stomach too.
For the appetizer, whiskey.
For the main course, a large tumbler of whiskey with a side of whiskey.
For dessert, whiskey. Something sweet I suppose, like a nice bourbon.
I'd totally do that, on an empty stomach too.
@mikenmar : on empty!! i used to only be able to drink busch ligjht on empty
@mikenmar : i worked not attended
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but i love you tho
I think I love you too!
@waldopepper : omg! why??
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A gray fall evening: clouds, with pink on the horizon. In the foreground is a gas station sign, with a logo that looks like an American flag. In place of the glowing numbers that display gas prices are the letters “GOP”. For those outside the United States, “GOP” is another name for the Republican Party, who will probably not have a very pleasant evening tonight because of these numbers. In the background is a gas station, with pumps and a truck parked next to the pumps. The parking area is mostly empty and gray, with weeds and a sparse treeline. Get out there and make yourselves count, friends. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
Yesterday's #notesArt, which I didn't have a chance to post earlier.