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jaymayday

my first day

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: after 15 years in ABA, i decided to save myself and quit my job. now i work in a greenhouse and plant shop. my nervous system thanks me.

cheers to new beginnings!
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samh pro 11 hours ago
I can smell this photo. And I love that you get to live it.
snowbow 11 hours ago
Aw nice! 🪴🌱😊
homerj 10 hours ago
I am jealous. I need to add 'work at greenhouse' to my list of careers to consider once AI kills this one...
artwells pro 9 hours ago
Oh that's splendid
m3moellering 9 hours ago
How lovely for you! Plants give life.
nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
congrats, that sounds like an a++ change. enjoy.

i'm at that precipice now, trying to figure out how to get out of this industry madhouse before i lose it totally.
Argie pro 5 hours ago
@nikkuneko madhouse to the hothouse... the (garden) path is clear
good luck with it all. I did the same many years back from chef to archaeologist. A bunch of pain with that journey but well worth it in the end
BooBounder 4 hours ago
Our son (working on his 3rd graduate degree and supporting himself with loans) likes to work in the greenhouse at school when he comes home to visit. It pays a lot less than gigging, but he likes the work.
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ckoerner

We built the library, someone else started charging admission

Screenshot of a tweet from Suraj Sharma saying, "Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird. The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free. Al companies turned all of it into products worth billions. And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable. We built the library. Someone else started charging admission." To which another person "fractally" replied (on Tumblr), "This has been my main argument against "Al" from the very beginning. OpenAl scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us. And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this."
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Screenshot of a tweet from Suraj Sharma saying, "Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird. The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free. Al companies turned all of it into products worth billions. And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable. We built the library. Someone else started charging admission." To which another person "fractally" replied (on Tumblr), "This has been my main argument against "Al" from the very beginning. OpenAl scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us. And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this."
Insert a comment here about my personal dislike of screenshots of screenshots of social media posts on other social media sites, but I thought this was a lucid point worth sharing.
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bezt pro 17 hours ago
The machines and processes of the industrial revolution were powered by the forests and swamps of the Carboniferous period, which left deposits of coal for later exploitation. LLMs are powered by deposits of human ingenuity and ordered knowledge, and presently run in a way that inhibits and contaminates the renewal of those resources.
urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
The worthless business assets must be converted into valuable capital for discretionary bonuses as quickly as possible.

The MBA was the worst thing to happen to business.
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
@urlnotfound
As someone who earned an mba, I agree. By the end of the program I hated my peers, my profs, and the discipline itself.
jessamyn pro 12 hours ago
I mean... generally agree but I always have to show up to argue that there were libraries before the internet. WE built the library, the internet improved upon it by leaps and bounds, and then someone else started charging admission to that last part (the library is still free) </pedant>
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robotmachine

 

<image of two bricks on a sidewalk>
“Inside you there are two bricks”

Brick 1: “Throw me at a fascist”
Brick 2: “Use me to build community”
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<image of two bricks on a sidewalk>
“Inside you there are two bricks”

Brick 1: “Throw me at a fascist”
Brick 2: “Use me to build community”
18 hours ago
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jgs pro 16 hours ago
get (inside) you a brick that does both.
Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
¿Por que no los dos?
drurystephanie

Religious iconography

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snarkout pro 13 hours ago
Ding-dong!
jive_t pro 13 hours ago
Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
shitleopard 13 hours ago
HOW'D HE GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK?
otaman pro 12 hours ago
The Creation of Adam
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Hung jury.
artwells pro 11 hours ago
Ecclesiastes 4:9
wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
Sword fighting
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me3dia

I am inspired

An illustration in a vaguely Beau Arts style of a unicorn encircled by stones. The foreground is olive green, the background is an orange-red. Above and below the illustration it reads "I am inspired / to be nothing like them"
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An illustration in a vaguely Beau Arts style of a unicorn encircled by stones. The foreground is olive green, the background is an orange-red. Above and below the illustration it reads "I am inspired / to be nothing like them"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/rozieram...
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catbird

Stunt Rock

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10 hours ago
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jive_t pro 10 hours ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
heyitsal

Into the club like

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A herd of Racka sheep in Hortobagy, Hungary

source: https://www.tumblr.com/jabberding0
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nikkuneko pro 17 hours ago
wow, TIL about racka sheep! love these weirdos 🐏👀
0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
Do I make you horny baby?
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
krampus konvention
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
In Hungary even the goats are metal 🤘
jer pro 15 hours ago
As someone who grew up with a flock of sheep on his farm, I absolutely would not want to have given them each a pair of weapons.
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joffaboy

Ear is undamaged - brain is damaged

MAGA man with arsehole face tattoo
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MAGA man with arsehole face tattoo
https://www.threads.com/share...
10 hours ago
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artwells

sitrep

smiling clown cookie jar
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smiling clown cookie jar
Got my blood pressure down after successfully getting my blood pressure below High.

So now I can go back to a steady diet of bacon and gas station boner pills.
15 hours ago
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ba

FU I Won't Do What You Tell Me

Man sitting on concrete steps holding an open paperback book. On a wrought iron gate behind him is a sign that reads Do not sit here.
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Man sitting on concrete steps holding an open paperback book. On a wrought iron gate behind him is a sign that reads Do not sit here.
source: FaceBizzle
18 hours ago
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jessamyn

Using again in 2027, as instructed

Cover of a MAD Magazine calendar from 1993 which has a progression of monkeys to neanderthals to Alfred E Neuman. Also includes the instructions that it's recycleable or you can save it until 1999, 2010, 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066 or 2077 when it can be used again.
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Cover of a MAD Magazine calendar from 1993 which has a progression of monkeys to neanderthals to Alfred E Neuman. Also includes the instructions that it's recycleable or you can save it until 1999, 2010, 2021, 2027, 2038, 2049, 2055, 2066 or 2077 when it can be used again.
Jim had this from 1993 and found it in his stuff. Now I'll be using it next year.
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shitleopard

THROW.ME.A.BONE.HERE

SCIENTIFIC DIVERS USE LASER-CALIBRATED VIDEO PHOTOGRAMMETRY DURING A SHARK POPULATION SURVEY IN THIS IMAGE, CAPTURED BY THOMAS PAVY, WHO WON THE CONSERVATION HOPE CATEGORY. 

THOMAS PAVY/OCEAN PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR
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SCIENTIFIC DIVERS USE LASER-CALIBRATED VIDEO PHOTOGRAMMETRY DURING A SHARK POPULATION SURVEY IN THIS IMAGE, CAPTURED BY THOMAS PAVY, WHO WON THE CONSERVATION HOPE CATEGORY.

THOMAS PAVY/OCEAN PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR
SCIENTIFIC DIVERS USE LASER-CALIBRATED VIDEO PHOTOGRAMMETRY DURING A SHARK POPULATION SURVEY IN THIS IMAGE, CAPTURED BY THOMAS PAVY, WHO WON THE CONSERVATION HOPE CATEGORY.

THOMAS PAVY/OCEAN PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR
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Xedrik 18 hours ago
title!
Argie

The Hamptons-April 1956 pt1

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Diggin this 50s style (clearly it's good to have money)

is there a 50s shk?
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thelonius 20 hours ago
The 50's were much more interesting than the hippie-generated received idea about them would lead you to believe.
bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a sci-fi subway. It's packed with people. Instead of trains there are cyborg-lizard-centipede creatures.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a sci-fi subway. It's packed with people. Instead of trains there are cyborg-lizard-centipede creatures.
15 hours ago
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m3moellering 9 hours ago
Happy Monday!
tonyb pro 4 hours ago
that's no way to run a railroad
Argie

September Means - Happy Birthday Qs

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September is Quokka birthday month and it's celebrated 12th -13th this year, so this weekend just gone.
Yesterday
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jxyzn

Long car is looooooong

A dark blue classic sedan is parked on an asphalt surface, angled towards a stone retaining wall and a steep, tree-covered hillside. Other cars are visible in the background. A wooden surface with metal trim occupies the foreground.
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A dark blue classic sedan is parked on an asphalt surface, angled towards a stone retaining wall and a steep, tree-covered hillside. Other cars are visible in the background. A wooden surface with metal trim occupies the foreground.
It's freaking beautiful though.
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Xedrik Yesterday
It turns on a dime! A really, really big dime.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
I got me a Chrysler that seats about twenty
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
bezt pro Yesterday
Something from the end of the Pontiac Star Chief era, circa 1966, in Nightwatch Blue - you can see where the chrome stars are supposed to be on the side of the trunk. Probably about 222 in/5.63m long.
jxyzn pro Yesterday
@bezt nice info, tanks!
snarkout pro 6 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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O_C

wisdom

a frog in a clear plastic cup. there's water in the cup and the frog seems happy enough.
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a frog in a clear plastic cup. there's water in the cup and the frog seems happy enough.
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...

"A very little guy found in the warehouse at work.

Cochise County, Arizona, September 11, 2026."
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devilsrancher

I don’t think I broke any laws here?

I received a spam text that said:
Darling, what are you doing? I noticed you haven't replied to me.

I replied:
Sorry, it took longer than expected to dismember the body of the last spammer.
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I received a spam text that said:
Darling, what are you doing? I noticed you haven't replied to me.

I replied:
Sorry, it took longer than expected to dismember the body of the last spammer.
I was in a mood.
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drurystephanie 2 days ago
🏆
MackReed pro 2 days ago
🖤
robotmachine pro Yesterday
Not saying you shouldn’t embrace catharsis, but no one will ever read this text. It’ll just make your number have a tick next to it to the effect of “active number”.
devilsrancher pro 21 hours ago
@robotmachine True. I usually delete and move on, but my frustration gets the better of me sometimes.
robotmachine pro 18 hours ago
@devilsrancher I applied for a home loan in August of last year and I still get at least one voicemail from a new number every single day about the line of credit I asked about (I did not). So trust me when I say I get it completely.
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O_C

Kanako Oguma

illustration art shows a happy cat cradled in the arms of a person wearing a green sweater
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illustration art shows a happy cat cradled in the arms of a person wearing a green sweater
source: https://donnerpartyofone.tumblr.com/post...
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O_C

all my rowdy friends are comin over tonight

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television advertisement for Tabasco hot sauce. young people are gathered watching television, tossing popcorn at the screen for some reason. a football is being passed across the couch. an insert shot shows the football being opened, revealing it is actually a case for the holy Tabasco sauce.
source: https://fatmagic.tumblr.com/post...
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idogcow Yesterday
Back when Tobasco was prohibited, bootleggers had to get creative
dapete Yesterday
"If all you have is Tabasco, you don't have hot sauce."

-Doug Stanhope
scruss

agree

Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
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Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
source: https://timeloop.cafe/@ItsTheM...
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m3moellering 3 days ago
A butt that was constipated.
dogwelder

hurt

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artwells pro Yesterday
Mr Self Daikon
mikenmar Yesterday
Buri daikon -- my wife makes this dish. It's fatty yellow tail with daikon (Japanese radish). The daikon soaks up the fat from the yellow tail, very flavorful.
nikkuneko

someday

a white, pink, and black v-neck sweater that has been knit with a scene: a deli or lunch counter with a menu at the top and a glass ordering counter below it. near the bottom is a table with a cheeseburger, juice boxes, and snacks, with the text “someday it’s all gonna be irrelevant”
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a white, pink, and black v-neck sweater that has been knit with a scene: a deli or lunch counter with a menu at the top and a glass ordering counter below it. near the bottom is a table with a cheeseburger, juice boxes, and snacks, with the text “someday it’s all gonna be irrelevant”
via @id.knit.that (kendall joss) on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/id...

artist's site and shop:
https://idknitthatco.com/
2 days ago
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 days ago
Someday everything that feels irrelevant will be a cherished memory
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
I love this a lot. Cannot afford, and would not wear, but it's just neat
snarkout

Losing the Summer

A striking, high-contrast black-and-white illustration depicts four small, stylised figures standing along a thin white railing beneath a night sky. A round, glowing white moon at the top.
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A striking, high-contrast black-and-white illustration depicts four small, stylised figures standing along a thin white railing beneath a night sky. A round, glowing white moon at the top.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Illustration by Tatsuro Kiuchi for a story by Maha Harada: https://tatsurokiuchi.com
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Argie

The Hamptons-April 1956 pt2

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Cumberband, knee highs, shorts - love it.
Also her blue shoes with that two piece ❤️
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artwells

when it's formal, but you have plans after

a black boot duct taped to a clear acrylic high heel
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a black boot duct taped to a clear acrylic high heel
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artwells

where ever I am ... goats

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Lynda Carter saying something
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Why do goats
Suddenly appear
Every time
I draw near?
dogwelder pro Yesterday
Whaddaya got? Goose?
csilverman

revelation

A person stands on a green grassy hill under a clear blue sky. The hill is dotted with yellow and white flowers. In the distance is a purple mountain. It would be a very serene scene, if it weren't for the fact that there is a giant hole in the sky; jagged-edged, like a broken pane of glass. Stars show through the hole. The person is holding a slingshot, staring up. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person stands on a green grassy hill under a clear blue sky. The hill is dotted with yellow and white flowers. In the distance is a purple mountain. It would be a very serene scene, if it weren't for the fact that there is a giant hole in the sky; jagged-edged, like a broken pane of glass. Stars show through the hole. The person is holding a slingshot, staring up. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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LocalStain

The Go-Go's - Beatnik Beach (1978)

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jxyzn pro 9 hours ago
Before Jellyfish, Andy Sturner was in a band named "Beatnik Beatch".
Argie

The Hamptons-April 1956 pt3

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my eyes are up here Roger!
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me3dia pro 18 hours ago
Roger, those construction paper shorts are darling! Where did you find the glue?
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
@me3dia Same place you found the shower curtain for that bikini skirt, Becky!

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