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williwaw

every goddamn day

illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
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illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
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wjcstp pro 5 hours ago
permanent status
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@wjcstp +++
sensorboy

Weekend at Yurties

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Spent the weekend in a Yurt near Newport, Oregon. It was a super low tide weekend with lots of beach to comb and tide pools to explore!
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ba pro 4 hours ago
Ain't no yurt like Pistol Yurt!
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
I want that!
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
Spent the night in Newport
In a yurt up in the hills
zork 24 minutes ago
Yurts at the Oregon Coast are the best!
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bencmeissner

Car

A child's chalk drawing of a car on an asphalt walking path. The chalk is blue, there are shadows of thin tree branches crossing it and a single brown leaf covering the windshield or rear window of the car.
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A child's chalk drawing of a car on an asphalt walking path. The chalk is blue, there are shadows of thin tree branches crossing it and a single brown leaf covering the windshield or rear window of the car.
I went for a walk this afternoon. For the first time in a long time, my walk was completely unrelated to either patrolling my neighborhood, dealing with anxiety, or both. I made the specific decision to return to a former (rough) route that is outside my immediate neighborhood and to listen to music instead of be on high alert.

It was glorious. I listened to Saint Cloud by Waxahatchee, prompted by a friend who I reconnected with last night over dinner after a relatively short, yet significant deliberate stretch of time apart.

There were many chalk drawings on sidewalks, undoubtedly from yesterday when the afternoon was warm and families were gathered for Easter. Those all made me smile, but I was moved to photograph this lone car drawing on the walking path along Minnehaha Creek.
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n0wak

Trump quote, literally today

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5 hours ago
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
The future President of Venezuela......
LocalStain

Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!

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heyitsal pro 7 hours ago
I am totally in. I want to live in a world where we think about doing this for each other all the time.
samh pro 7 hours ago
It's April 1st somewhere in the space time continuum
1f2frfbf pro 7 hours ago
"... from chimpan-A to chimpan-ZEE..."
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
The hard part will be burying the Statue of Liberty up to its chest.
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snarkout

Robert Smalls

A page from an 1862 issue of Harper's Weekly showing, on the left, an engraving of Robert Smalls, a bearded young Black man in coat and tie looking forward, and on the right, the Planter, a small ship at rest on the water in front of a pier.
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A page from an 1862 issue of Harper's Weekly showing, on the left, an engraving of Robert Smalls, a bearded young Black man in coat and tie looking forward, and on the right, the Planter, a small ship at rest on the water in front of a pier.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

Robert Smalls' birthday was yesterday; Smalls, who became one of the most remarkable figures of the Civil War, was born into slavery on April 5, 1839 in Beaufort, South Carolina.

After working as a sail-maker and longshoreman, Smalls achieved a position of responsibility as a pilot in Charleston Harbor. On the evening of May 12, 1862, Smalls and the enslaved crew of the CSS Planter, a small Confederate transport, had been left aboard the ship overnight.

They arranged for their families to visit and bring them dinner, then hide on the wharf. In the pre-dawn hours of May 13, they picked up their families and, with Smalls mimicking the Planter's captain (wearing his uniform and a straw hat) and delivering the correct hand signals, sailed out through Charleston Harbor past Fort Sumter. They then raised a white flag and delivered the Planter, four artillery pieces, and a naval code book into the hands of the US Navy.

Smalls, with his excellent knowledge of the harbor (including mine placement), began serving with the Navy as a consultant and civilian pilot. In August, 1862, he traveled to DC to help convince Secretary of War Edwin Stanton to allow Blacks to enlist in the US Army.

In 1864, Smalls was invited to Philadelphia to serve as an unofficial delegate to the Republican National Convention; following the war, he purchased his former enslaver's house in Beaufort after it was seized for non-payment of taxes. He used his savings, including significant prize money from the capture of the Planter, to form a short-haul horse-drawn railroad (with an almost entirely African-American board of directors) and start a newspaper in 1872.

Beginning in 1875, Smalls, who had learned to read while in Philadelphia, served five non-consecutive terms in Congress as a Radical Republican, including sponsorship of a (failed) amendment to integrate the Army.

Smalls is commemorated in a number of ways, including the Army transport vessel USAV Major General Robert Smalls and the Robert Smalls House, a National Historic Landmark in Beaufort. Smalls died of complications from diabetes in 1915.
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LocalStain

[sad robot noises]

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artwells

easter is over

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two people in blood-covered bunny costumes holding baseball bats
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gschmd

Monday

An illustrated hippo with the top of their head and eyes poking out of the water.
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An illustrated hippo with the top of their head and eyes poking out of the water.
source: https://rrrick.tumblr.com/post...
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artwells

for those who celebrate

Klingon on a billboard above a building sign that says "He is risen"
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Klingon on a billboard above a building sign that says "He is risen"
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cristin pro 18 hours ago
the actor (Robert O'Reilly) who played Gowron used his eyes to great effect.
Argie pro 12 hours ago
@cristin in his own words https://www.reddit.com/r...
bjrn

Moebius

A black and white illustration by Moebius. It shows several human figures watching some weird alien-looking thing with a lot of tendrils. They are surrounded by a large number of bunny people.
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A black and white illustration by Moebius. It shows several human figures watching some weird alien-looking thing with a lot of tendrils. They are surrounded by a large number of bunny people.
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Monochromatic Monday?
artwells

#ffu

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man screaming
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otaman

Pysanka Time!

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Mrs. Otaman was busy creating pysanky for customers & clients. I think she made about 36 just in the past week! I only got a few snaps of the leftover ones here. Top right is my favourite – a new design for this year. I also love the wonderful accident on the bottom left. This egg got some moisture inside during one stage of dyeing (my wife works on emptied eggs), and the moisture negatively affected how the blue dye adhered. The resulting starry-sky effect is really cool though, and I'm calling this the Artemis II egg.
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roonie pro Yesterday
These are lovely. So intricate, so much skill involved.
Congratulations to the artist! (It's your wife, I believe?)
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
How beautiful!
bjrn pro 7 hours ago
Thank you for this yearly post! Every time I'm amazed at these incredible designs and the skill needed to make them <3
O_C

Hey

Screen capture from the 1984 film 'Night of the Comet.' Two young women sit on the hood of a police car, both of its front doors open. Downtown Los Angeles is behind them, the sky an eerie red. Subtitled dialogue text reads "Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."
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Screen capture from the 1984 film 'Night of the Comet.' Two young women sit on the hood of a police car, both of its front doors open. Downtown Los Angeles is behind them, the sky an eerie red. Subtitled dialogue text reads "Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/moviemoo...
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ffg pro Yesterday
Great movie
LocalStain pro Yesterday
Absolutely fantastic film.
cristin pro 18 hours ago
recognized the shot immediately
deaduncledave

Irrigation Day

Collage of 6 photos showing various stages of drip irrigation setup.
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Collage of 6 photos showing various stages of drip irrigation setup.
Got all four rows up and running in a single day. A new personal record, and I'm freaking exhausted!
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y95

Shhh

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Crate training for the first time, I feel bad when I put her in. I want to get her a ball and glove so she can pass the time like Captain Hilts.
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csilverman

he has had it

A rocky mountainous landscape under a desert sky. On the left is a dark, drab, rocky face with a smaller, round rock placed against it. Climbing up towards the round rock are two figures wearing robes. One of them is pointing to the rock, on which is hung a white sign that says "Do not disturb." The round white sun sits high in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman". Happy Easter.
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A rocky mountainous landscape under a desert sky. On the left is a dark, drab, rocky face with a smaller, round rock placed against it. Climbing up towards the round rock are two figures wearing robes. One of them is pointing to the rock, on which is hung a white sign that says "Do not disturb." The round white sun sits high in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman". Happy Easter.
#notesArt #easter
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artwells

just in time for Easter

meatloaf and tim curry on a card titled "Meat Loaf with Curry" and "Follow me for more recipes"
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meatloaf and tim curry on a card titled "Meat Loaf with Curry" and "Follow me for more recipes"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/...
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Subscribe to my Patreon for more delicious recipes Gen-Xers love.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Is Jack Black, Meatloaf's love child?
owl 9 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 and if so, did Meatloaf leave a long-time bandmate to dangle after stating what everyone was thinking? Is that where Jack learned it?
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
I used to draw the figure a lot. My comment was from watching Jack Black on SNL, then seeing a portrait of Meatloaf, in here. My brain came up with a striking resemblance. I have never followed or listened to either of these performers, except in a peripheral way.
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joffaboy

Christina looks back at us

Silhouetted view of astronaut Christina Koch looking up at the full Earth
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Silhouetted view of astronaut Christina Koch looking up at the full Earth
https://bsky.app/profile...
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corbie 2 days ago
later shitlords
gwint pro 2 days ago
Christina's World
cristin pro Yesterday
@gwint ++ you glorious punk.
dad

 

A black-and-white cartoon depicts three women in robes speaking to a group of men. The caption reads, "So ladies, thanks for being the first to witness and report the resurrection, and we'll take it from here."
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A black-and-white cartoon depicts three women in robes speaking to a group of men. The caption reads, "So ladies, thanks for being the first to witness and report the resurrection, and we'll take it from here."
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artwells pro Yesterday
Best Easter post
cristin

At All Times

a nighttime scene in Los Angeles showing a parking sign with a palm tree, utility pole, and power lines visible in the back ground. The parking sign reads 2 hour parking, 8am to 8pm except sunday. under that is a sign made to look like a street sign posted: "No ICE Chinga La Migra At All Times" with a universal No symbol over an ice cube.
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a nighttime scene in Los Angeles showing a parking sign with a palm tree, utility pole, and power lines visible in the back ground. The parking sign reads 2 hour parking, 8am to 8pm except sunday. under that is a sign made to look like a street sign posted: "No ICE Chinga La Migra At All Times" with a universal No symbol over an ice cube.
source: https://lataco.com/anti-ice...
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n0wak

c'mon man

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ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
"Minimum 10 years experience vibe coding required."
samh pro 8 hours ago
I passed a basic WPM test on typing.com, does that qualify as training?
me3dia pro 6 hours ago
"Who taught you to vibe code like this?"
poorusher

Signed charity shop bargain

Photograph of Joanna Lumley from Absolutely Fabulous. She is lighting a cigarette and looking very startled, wide-eyed with smudged lipstick, mascara and bedraggled hair.
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Photograph of Joanna Lumley from Absolutely Fabulous. She is lighting a cigarette and looking very startled, wide-eyed with smudged lipstick, mascara and bedraggled hair.
Today’s find! Signed Joanna Lumley, otherwise known as Patsy from Ab Fab, what an icon 🤩 (£2.50, frame included) 👍🏼

https://www.reddit.com/r...
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waldopepper pro 14 hours ago
Signed! Score.
artwells

 

Paul Lynde in a bunny suit
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Paul Lynde in a bunny suit
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roonie pro Yesterday
What's Easter Rabbit for Bah Humbug?
artwells

into monday like

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Crispin Glover dancing
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drurystephanie 2 hours ago
Peak Crispin
LocalStain

Drink Wisconsibly.

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scruss pro Yesterday
Nobody wants to mop up cheesy puke
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
UK snd WI head-to-head would be something
samh pro 23 hours ago
I was born in Minnesota but am of Wisconsin blood. It is true, those of Wisconsin can mop it up like no others I've ever known.
LocalStain pro 12 hours ago
@mcmjolnir My family is from Wisco. In the mid-90s my sister married a UK military man. His entire crew, all ex-military, came to Madison, WI for the wedding.

It was something else.
Argie pro 12 hours ago
coughs in Australian
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cristin

get a real job

looking at a parking sign on a post in los angeles, with blue sky, powerlines, and a building visible in the background. under the parking sign is a sign in the style of a parking sign: "NO I.C.E. PLEASE GET A REAL JOB"
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looking at a parking sign on a post in los angeles, with blue sky, powerlines, and a building visible in the background. under the parking sign is a sign in the style of a parking sign: "NO I.C.E. PLEASE GET A REAL JOB"
good public art

source: https://lataco.com/anti-ice...
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guyver3

Sheetpan chicken

Plate with steamed baby broccoli and roast chicken thigh over roast russet potatoes.
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Plate with steamed baby broccoli and roast chicken thigh over roast russet potatoes.
in sheet lined with parchment paper, peeled and sliced a large russet so it fits under a wire rack in roast sheet. season with s/p, chopped rosemary and light oil drizzle. place wire rack over.

2 whole on bone w/skin chicken thighs seasoned with s/p, a splash of dijon to get it fully coated, some freshly chopped rosemary leaves, 2tsp of paprika, splash of oil and mix to coat evenly.

place chicken over potatoes on wire rack, light sprinkle of montreal steak rub on skin side, 425F for 45. serve .

steamed some baby broccoli with drizzle of hoison.
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snowbow

Easter carrot cake

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I made a two layer carrot cake.
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robritz

The Flemish Clock

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

I stumbled on this big ass clock in the entryway of the Barcelona History Museum while exploring. It was built in 1576 and ran in the cathedral until 1864.

I’ve watched blacksmithing videos for years. I’ve always wanted to try forging but never really got around to it. Seeing this machine built almost entirely of forged steel was breathtaking. To give a sense of scale, I’m 5’10”/178cm and I was maybe crouching a little for this shot.

I thought the image was more interesting in negative so I didn’t convert to positive. Shot on a Minolta XD-11 with Kodak Tri-X pushed to 3200 and a 35mm lens.
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joost Yesterday
Yes, these old mechanisms are sights to behold.
The inversion gives it an unearthly M.C. Escher quality. Great picture
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Cool photos. I love that we still have these amazing, precise machines that were built by hand.

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