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your prehensile tail is so lovely
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When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
source: https://troet.cafe/@b_rain...
3D printing my own sandals/zori
Clarence
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A lovely bright duck photographed upside down reflected in water.
0h 0h 0h upside down duck.
try and stop me
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Comic panel: man in blue suit yanks a book away from a crying woman in a green dress, exclaiming, “YOU CAN’T EAT BOOKS!”
An enormous “R-RIP!” sound effect also appears.
An enormous “R-RIP!” sound effect also appears.
whip of the week
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A mustachioed man and blonde woman each sit in silly/sleek white 3-wheeled vehicles on a road beside a green field, smug expressions on their faces.
That photo may be a scan of my copy of the magazine. I was so excited by the idea of the C5 (and, at age 15, was in their key demographic). Clive Sinclair never failed to produce a cost-down product, so that (plus UK's absurd road rules) meant the device was shite.
I think I sold the original when we moved to Canada in 2002
I think I sold the original when we moved to Canada in 2002
Appears to be the perfect decapitation machine.
@homerj Yeah. So many ways to die here.
into Thursday like
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Guy Smiley busting through a wall
(obligatory) Lemon, it’s Wednesday
@MackReed ha! I just found a few minutes before seeing your comment.
I guess that's part of retirement
I guess that's part of retirement
@artwells Same. it’s one long Saturday afternoon filled with a rich blend of things you set up for yourself to do and crushing anxiety.
simple lunar volvelle, late 14th c.
All shall love me and despair
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The tennis player Naomi Osaka holding her racquet, arms raised, in front of a net. She's wearing an elaborate all-white embroidered dress with a kimono silhouette, ties in front, and very long rolls of fabric at the sleeves.
https://www.france24.com/en...
Naomi Osaka's kimono dress for Wimbledon—inspired by "Kill Bill" and kirigami--designed in collaboration with Hana Yagi.
"To match the All England Club's strict all-white dress code, the 28-year-old wore a kimono-style ceremonial dress decorated with embroidered cranes and cherry blossom.
"She paired the white outfit with a traditional kanzashi hair ornament featuring white flowers before removing both to reveal a white Nike dress."
Photo by Henry Nicholls for AFP.
Naomi Osaka's kimono dress for Wimbledon—inspired by "Kill Bill" and kirigami--designed in collaboration with Hana Yagi.
"To match the All England Club's strict all-white dress code, the 28-year-old wore a kimono-style ceremonial dress decorated with embroidered cranes and cherry blossom.
"She paired the white outfit with a traditional kanzashi hair ornament featuring white flowers before removing both to reveal a white Nike dress."
Photo by Henry Nicholls for AFP.
This friggin rules
Sony
(Nature (nature))
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In my hand is a cicada exoskeleton shed last year, and a zebra mussel has attached itself to it
Shed cicada exoskeleton with a zebra mussel on it. That’s how Great Lakes Region Summertime we are just now.
💚🩶🤎
Robber Robber - The Sound It Made [Official Video]
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Warning: Glitchy visuals.
Answering the question "What if Kim Gordon got together with The Prodigy?"
Out of Burlington, VT. The rest of their stuff seems to be a bit poppier but this track is a straight heater. Listen on something with some thump.
New album "Two Wheels Move the Soul" just came out in April: https://robberrobber.bandcamp.com/album...
Answering the question "What if Kim Gordon got together with The Prodigy?"
Out of Burlington, VT. The rest of their stuff seems to be a bit poppier but this track is a straight heater. Listen on something with some thump.
New album "Two Wheels Move the Soul" just came out in April: https://robberrobber.bandcamp.com/album...
Oh, absolutely.
sock puppet crane + baby
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A newly hatched orphaned baby sandhill crane being fed by a sock puppet crane
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
jailbreak
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a cartoon wolf in black and white striped inmate duds repeatedly slams open a stack of doors
Watch to the end, it's hilarious!
Abbreviating much?
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Cake label - PEACH PSSNFRT CRUMBLE CAKE
@joffaboy As a dedicated Hawthorn supporter I cringed at this. It is way too close to those terrible other fans suggesting the Hawthorn colours represent pooh and piss.
Piss 'n Fart Crumble Cake? Would still eat, probably.
Piss 'n Fart Crumble Cake? Would still eat, probably.
@roonie Carna Hawkers! (lapsed footy fan)
@roonie @joffaboy If I owned a bakery in Hawthorn I would def serve up Piss 'n Fart Crumble Cake. 😁
how to reverse a swastika
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Pics from a walk yesterday.
Gorgeous!
Graceland: Cocaine Room #3
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This is the opposite of https://mltshp.com/p/1RSBQ. I've been to The King's house a couple of times in my life. Graceland is pretty much a basic 70's house with plenty of land around it for airplanes and graves. The basement has two small rooms: The Jungle Room (Cocaine Room 2) has 3 little TVs on the wall and this pool room. All of the furniture and close walls render that 9' table useless for actual game play. According to Graceland archivist Angie Marchese, Lisa Marie has always said that a lot of “mayhem” went on in this room.
Can't help but hear "Jungle Room" in Marc Cohn's voice from Walking in Memphis...
That.looks.claustrophobic
Hopefully not a spoiler but this season of "Paradise" featured a lot of this house in a rather fun way.
I saw the sign
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Photo of me standing next to a roadside historical marker honoring Andre Roussimoff, known professionally as Andre the Giant. The marker bears the seal of North Carolina and says “K 69 ANDRE THE GIANT 1946-1993 Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”
I saw the new historical marker honoring Andre the Giant (Andre René Roussimoff) in Ellerbe, NC, that was unveiled in April: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROF7
For anyone considering a visit, it’s conveniently situated by a small rest area.
For anyone considering a visit, it’s conveniently situated by a small rest area.
I really want there to be a peanut dispenser nearby.
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES
@shitleopard Nobody's going to drag you up / to get into the light where you belong
two and-a-half of a kind
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant on the set of Conan The Destroyer
Wilt and Andre are holding Arnold up off the ground showering the size differences between the men and Arnold is obviously the smallest.
Wilt and Andre are holding Arnold up off the ground showering the size differences between the men and Arnold is obviously the smallest.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Wilt Chamberlain and Andre the Giant on the set of Conan The Destroyer
Inspired by: https://mltshp.com/p/1RSD7
Inspired by: https://mltshp.com/p/1RSD7
it's funny, i've always known how phenomenally tall chamberlain and andre were, but for some reason the scale of it never registered to me until i saw this photo for the first time.
like, looking at the clearance under schwarzenegger's feet and realizing he's like 6'3" (in my frame reference, about the same height as my dad) was a real "oh shit" moment.
like, looking at the clearance under schwarzenegger's feet and realizing he's like 6'3" (in my frame reference, about the same height as my dad) was a real "oh shit" moment.
apparently, left to right, 7 foot 1 inch, 6,2, and 7,4, tho andre's may have been exaggerated by wwe a bit.
You know, for hoisting!
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I do appreciate Wikipedia’s thoroughness.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Yeah, I used to think a petard was a spear or something but it's a bomb for breaching doors.
Makes sense for a fireworks stand.
Makes sense for a fireworks stand.
ah your fork [dog]
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Brigitte Bardot talking on a phone in a bubble bath
Of course.
You're forty.
Tough luck, buster (dog)
Tough luck, buster (dog)
Forgotten Frequencies Vol. 2 - Territories
Mercator Settlement
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A fantasy map laying on a table alongside fishing gear.
I'm still unemployed. But taking time to continue to follow creative projects between the endless applications. I just released my 41st asset set, and this is the sample map I made using it.
You can find out more about the set over on my blog: https://kmalx.co/MercatorStlmt
Fun fact about this project, I've recently surpassed half a million downloads across all the sets. Which is wild to think about.
You can find out more about the set over on my blog: https://kmalx.co/MercatorStlmt
Fun fact about this project, I've recently surpassed half a million downloads across all the sets. Which is wild to think about.
Amazing work! You have so many different sets, and they're all so good.
These are amazing! Thank you!
Can I make a tiny suggestion? If you set the brush spacing wider it would be easier to see each brush shape in the drop down, and it would allow filling large areas quickly without image overlap.
Can I make a tiny suggestion? If you set the brush spacing wider it would be easier to see each brush shape in the drop down, and it would allow filling large areas quickly without image overlap.
This is perfect timing as I’m secretly doing an Ireland themed map for my next DnD campaign (the BBEG is in a complex surprising similar to Tayto Park - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...)
welp
the republican party
#ffu
to do
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a woman stares into a mirror in which she has drawn a circle. Caption: “Analyze your own face.”
also works as a threat:
"away an' analyze your own face, pal!"
"away an' analyze your own face, pal!"
...or have Palantir do it for you!
And why analyze thou thy brother's face
The Road To Etna
Thrift score
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Snapshot of a curly-haired teenager wearing jeans in a basketball gym (probably his high school's), holding up a yellow warm-up jacket labelled "CHAMBERLAIN".
source: https://www.wweek.com/culture...
"Back in January, Portland teenager Quinn Brown found a Wilt Chamberlain Los Angeles Lakers warm-up jacket in the Goodwill Bins. It cost $3.07. Brown suspected it was the real deal, though, based on its worn appearance and some online photo-sleuthing. The stitch patterns seemed to match the jacket the NBA star wore during the 1972 Finals.
"He was right.
"The gold-and-purple short-sleeved jacket was professionally authenticated and it’s going up for auction at Sotheby’s New York starting July 1. It’s estimated it will fetch $150,000 to $250,000, according to the auction house, which calls the jacket 'rare and significant.'"
Trying to find the thing I saw on how they authenticated it based on some photos of like a 1972 playoffs game, which was also neat.
"Back in January, Portland teenager Quinn Brown found a Wilt Chamberlain Los Angeles Lakers warm-up jacket in the Goodwill Bins. It cost $3.07. Brown suspected it was the real deal, though, based on its worn appearance and some online photo-sleuthing. The stitch patterns seemed to match the jacket the NBA star wore during the 1972 Finals.
"He was right.
"The gold-and-purple short-sleeved jacket was professionally authenticated and it’s going up for auction at Sotheby’s New York starting July 1. It’s estimated it will fetch $150,000 to $250,000, according to the auction house, which calls the jacket 'rare and significant.'"
Trying to find the thing I saw on how they authenticated it based on some photos of like a 1972 playoffs game, which was also neat.
I just read the story you linked and I just keep imagining being the guy who originally had this in his hands and threw it back in the pile.
@jer Most of the time it's not somebody absentmindedly tossing something they valued, it's usually people (family members, or just cleaners) disposing of the belongings of someone deceased or being moved out of their house to a managed care facility of some kind.
I know somebody who had collected several very large (20' x 30' or so), very legitimate Oriental rugs from their time working in diplomatic corps, each easily worth in the high four, low five digits. They were sold somewhere around $75 each because their heirs had literally two days to clear out an entire house and didn't have time or the means to carefully sell everything that might be valuable.
I know somebody who had collected several very large (20' x 30' or so), very legitimate Oriental rugs from their time working in diplomatic corps, each easily worth in the high four, low five digits. They were sold somewhere around $75 each because their heirs had literally two days to clear out an entire house and didn't have time or the means to carefully sell everything that might be valuable.
@ardgedee Naw, I know how things can get from a prior owner into the landfill/Goodwill/whatever. What I'm talking about was this kid was rooting through a bin at the Goodwill with other people intending to find things to resell and someone had grabbed this jacket and thrown it back into the pile.
where's waldo @ freedom 250?
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What's the red castle on the right?
Smithsonian
@jpoulos @mikenmar In light of which, please consider this: https://www.instagram.com/reels...
I literally did not know what to do with that information.