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LocalStain

👋🏼

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It’s good to be home.
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gschmd

a constant hum

A door with the message: "Even though its all been unplugged a constant hum" (found in a derelict factory)
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A door with the message: "Even though its all been unplugged a constant hum" (found in a derelict factory)
source: https://thingsthatexist.tumblr.com/post...
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wmo pro 5 hours ago
a 60 Hz hum or.....
heyitsal

No words

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Jack Kirby

source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
7 hours ago
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Lockjaw pro 7 hours ago
This reminds me of an old 1970s pinball cabinet.
snarkout pro 6 hours ago
the king
snowbow

 

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On a walk yesterday evening
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snarkout

New cat just dropped

Against a black background, a small spotted cat with large eyes and rounded ears stares directly at the camera. It looks fierce, or at least as fierce as a three-pound cat can.
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Against a black background, a small spotted cat with large eyes and rounded ears stares directly at the camera. It looks fierce, or at least as fierce as a three-pound cat can.
source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals...

Leopardus tilcayo, a newly-discovered species of tiger cat (like an ocelot) from Bolivia, which weighs 3 pounds full-grown and is Very Mad about it. Photo by Joel Sartore for National Geographic.
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me3dia pro 12 hours ago
And it's already mad at you
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 5 hours ago
Well yes because I've never fed them
danelectro pro 2 hours ago
late to the party but 'probably because of something you did'
semillama

Garden visitor

Praying mantis hunting among a stand of black-eyed susans
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Praying mantis hunting among a stand of black-eyed susans
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BennyTheIcepick pro 10 hours ago
She’s splendid
BooBounder 6 hours ago
Is that crunching and munching I hear
me3dia

a poem about a plum

A skeet by John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) posted Sep 22, 2026:
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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A skeet by John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) posted Sep 22, 2026:
Look goddamnit
It's entirely possible
To eat a plum
And not make a poem about it

The one I just ate
Wasn't even in the
Goddamn refrigerator
Or anything

Sometimes a plum
Is just a plum
You can just eat it
And go on with your life

WHAT
Why are you looking at me
What'd I do now
(looks) oh GODDAMNIT
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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thelonius 10 hours ago
I remember in college, we read a book about Williams. His widow recounted unannounced visits by young and aspiring poets. I think Allen Ginsburg was one of these, at one time. Williams would let them in, read their verse, maybe offer a little advice. He was kind to them, but sometimes, when he had gotten rid of one, he would say: "The darned fool".
csilverman

high noon

A desert scene: a blocky tower of red rock rising up from the yellow sand. Above, a yellow sun blazes in the red sky. The sun is suspended from a long gantry, though, like that for traffic lights. The gantry is mounted at the top of the rocks. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A desert scene: a blocky tower of red rock rising up from the yellow sand. Above, a yellow sun blazes in the red sky. The sun is suspended from a long gantry, though, like that for traffic lights. The gantry is mounted at the top of the rocks. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
#notesArt
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Argie

One Short Of An Even Dozen

eleven shiny green-blue Emu eggs in a nest - bed of leaves on a forest floor
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eleven shiny green-blue Emu eggs in a nest - bed of leaves on a forest floor
A batch of Emu eggs in the Marrinup State Forest, south of Perth. Discovered during an archaeological survey we were doing in there. Dad would have been lurking around somewhere but wasn't seen. Mum shot through a while ago, as is the Emu way.
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bezt pro 15 hours ago
That’d be a big carton.
MackReed pro 14 hours ago
I’d ask how the omelette tasted but I imagine there’s some massively Aussie curse around consuming those things and one just doesn’t.
bezt pro 14 hours ago
@MackReed They’re mostly like enormous duck eggs. The only emu-based curse we have is more… general purpose. https://youtu.be/UL5cA4-z...
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Beautiful eggs!
bezt pro 11 hours ago
Come to think of it, I think the @otaman household has worked with them before. Digging through #pysanky, yup! https://mltshp.com/p/1NBOC
otaman pro 11 hours ago
@MackReed
1 emu egg equals about 10-12 chicken eggs. Larger yolk to white ratio, so richer tasting. https://www.patreon.com/foxfeath...

Deviled Emu Eggs!: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWC1
otaman pro 10 hours ago
* Or so they say – I've never had the chance to eat one
Argie pro 4 hours ago
@MackReed Emu's don't look to kindly upon the practice and seeing as we're still at war with them it's best to do so in a low key kind of way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
bezt pro 4 hours ago
I have to assume that a deviled emu is just another name for a cassowary.
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Argie

A Quokkarchaeologist

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During some recent work on their home island, Rottnest. Happy to work for food scraps but complained that the sieves were too big and too heavy.

That's his sieve in the background, no forced perspective involved

More Quokka love here https://mltshp.com/quokkatown
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m3moellering

Cabin Camping

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Taking a short break from city life. We’re high enough up in the hills that the clouds were kissing the trees this morning.
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wmo

unreal messanging

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cwhartman pro 7 hours ago
Jesus Christ Marie
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 5 hours ago
This all started when the Silverhawks theme song described them as "Partly metal, partly real" thus bringing into question if metal is real or not.
jgs pro 4 hours ago
When I worked at a live Butterfly exhibit, I would routinely get asked if the pupae/chrysalises, sometimes even while they were twitching, were real. I routinely said no, and that our CGI budget was incredibly generous.
urlnotfound pro 2 hours ago
When I wore my mustache as a proper full-curl handlebar, I would occasionally get "is it real" questions. I would reply with "we can both see it, it isn't imaginary". Them I would pull on it to show them it was real.
ckoerner 2 hours ago
Yes, but, is this real?


:p
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wombatman70

Happy Dolly week, y’all!

A split image - on the left is a life-size cardboard cutout of Dolly Parton later in life (placed in my living room), wearing a vibrantly-colored patchwork dress and gold heels. On the right is a long blond wig hanging on the top corner of a closet door.
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A split image - on the left is a life-size cardboard cutout of Dolly Parton later in life (placed in my living room), wearing a vibrantly-colored patchwork dress and gold heels. On the right is a long blond wig hanging on the top corner of a closet door.
We’re ready.
Didn’t realize she was as physically small as she was until we had this life-sized cardboard cutout - where she didn’t even go al the way to the floor AND is wearing heels. But being petite never stopped her from being impactful!
May we all choose kindness and love, and the growth and benefit of others in need over our own financial gain! ❤️💃🏼🪩9️⃣2️⃣5️⃣
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otaman

Daily Affirmation

Dog looking in mirror. Text reads: "I will not eat shit today."
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Dog looking in mirror. Text reads: "I will not eat shit today."
by Ruan van Vliet
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hertz pro Yesterday
Works for dogs *and* skateboarders
jive_t pro Yesterday
“Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt”
poorusher 21 hours ago
Good luck
pk

New lair just dropped

What looks like a giant steel long, triangular shape, with many windows on the one side. It is perked on the very edge of a large mountain, with a sheer drop next to it.
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What looks like a giant steel long, triangular shape, with many windows on the one side. It is perked on the very edge of a large mountain, with a sheer drop next to it.
Santnerpass Hut is perched on a sheer cliff and resembles a giant Toblerone still in its foil – an eye-popping hit of modernity and innovation’. Photograph: Andrew Gilchrist

Picture from https://www.theguardian.com/travel...
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grantbarrett pro Yesterday
I love your title because you just know location scouts are drooling to put a James Bond antagonist at this site.
nikkuneko

CHVRCHES - "Roses" (Official Lyric Video)

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lyric video for CHVRCHES' new track "roses". singer lauren mayberry stands in the left foreground, singing to the camera, as bandmates martin doherty and iain cook step out of a car in the background, which seemingly has been in an accident with a man in a suit of armor. steam pours from the hood of the car and the two men stare down at the person in armor, laying across the road.
wow, CHVRCHES are back!
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jpoulos

The Movie That Captured Light That No Longer Exists

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The film is Barry Lyndon.

Do you know photography? Like, the technical side? You may appreciate this!
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jpoulos pro 14 hours ago
Does @cowboycoffee come around here these days?
joost 12 hours ago
I have a directory of screen captures of Barry Lyndon.
A lot of scenes are that beautiful.
The only other movie that I did that with is the soviet War & Peace
BooBounder 6 hours ago
Post them somewhere Joost! Haven't seen the movie in decades ... although I was just reminded of it in some show (Rooster maybe?).
otaman

Deviled Emu Egg

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https://www.patreon.com/foxfeath...

Re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWBH
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poorusher 10 hours ago
Lol there was someone on Flickr years ago who cooked a Rhea egg, I think poached, and it took like 45 minutes or something. It looked absolutely disgusting.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
CRIKEY!!!
1f2frfbf pro 5 hours ago
God: I can make a deviled egg so good, you can only eat one.

Me: Bring it.

God: *Offers this*

Me: *dies of heart attack with creamy egg on my face*

God: Got 'im.
jessamyn

local friend had a "my house is turning 200" party and the snack table was off the chain

an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
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an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
An older friend of mine had a big party nominally about her house's bicentennial but really just to hang out and eat indecent amounts of snacks. I showed up two hours into a three hour party and this was "all" that was left. 😂 House is in the background, it's a nice house. This lady calls me whenever she needs to update her email signature file.
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samh pro 3 days ago
Oh you Eaterners! I brag about my 150 year old house out here in the Rockies but 200... for America, dang! That's purdy old.
ckoerner 3 days ago
I am loving the sense of community in this pic.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Oh, I'll have the whole little orange topped cake! Wonderous!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I had a party like that when my house turned 100, but the snack table wasn’t nearly that long
Robotron_smith 3 days ago
200!
Our building turns 100 this year and we’re having a party, and we are all excited about that!
Our spread is not gonna look that fabulous though, like wjcstp said.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Everything tastes better with a little age. 🖤
Argie pro 2 days ago
@wjcstp well, when you have the 200th party you can double the table length accordingly 😏
zork Yesterday
And here mine is only 126 years old. 😭
roonie pro Yesterday
That lady with the box is organised!
"..one of these, ooh, 3 of those, slice of cake..."
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LocalStain

Never really heard of cluster flys...

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Photo by Kristoffer Vangen

Title by Phish

source: https://www.instagram.com/p... via https://old.reddit.com/r...
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O_C

keeping time

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matchbox cover for "tokyo jazz club" with an illustration of an octopus floating above a drum kit, with three sticks
source: https://nakedmusicscore.tumblr.com/post...
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poorusher 2 days ago
Saved to T-shirt ideas!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
this is excellent
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
I'm wondering about that detached arm at the bottom, partially behind the snare drum. Did it drum an arm loose?
joost 2 days ago
Looks great.
(Probably AI though)
bitslayer 2 days ago
Yeah, the loose arms do seem to imply a nonhuman artist, but my wife reads some Japanese and says the katakana on the side does phonetically say Tokyo Jazz Club and the kanji at the bottom looks like a plausible address in Tokyo. Google Maps shows no current club in Tokyo of that name.
bezt pro 2 days ago
https://www.reddit.com/r...
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MackReed

winning!

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Not one of them fit to lead. Not one.
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O_C pro 14 hours ago
All of them are fit to get in on the grift, though
thelonius 14 hours ago
I remember being worried about Mitt Romney winning the Presidential election......he has to pay for security for himself and family now
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Cruz and Scott are already dead, they just don't have the intellect left to know it. Rand Paul is just waking up to the fact of his mortality, and no one is forgetting the couch, or his guilt by assssociation, and even as a "faithful," Catholic, messing with The Popes.
spingo pro 10 hours ago
Pack of shitbirds.
bencmeissner pro 8 hours ago
I think they all should be made to reckon with Trumps unpopular policies. They all have failed to uphold their oaths of office.
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me3dia

Debbie is a Punk Rocker

black and white photo of Debbie Harry wearing a black t-shirt that reads PUNK in a funky hand-drawn font.
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black and white photo of Debbie Harry wearing a black t-shirt that reads PUNK in a funky hand-drawn font.
Debbie is a Punk Rocker
Debbie is a Punk Rocker
Debbie is a Punk Rocker no-ow

source: https://www.tumblr.com/mywitzen...
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danelectro pro 2 hours ago
i saw it every time but jfc
ba

Peak Evanston

Alt text: **A cyclist wearing a yellow jacket crosses an urban intersection on a cargo bike, towing a trailer carrying two large black dogs. The bike has an American flag attached to the trailer, and cars, traffic lights, trees, and brick apartment buildings surround the intersection.**
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Alt text: **A cyclist wearing a yellow jacket crosses an urban intersection on a cargo bike, towing a trailer carrying two large black dogs. The bike has an American flag attached to the trailer, and cars, traffic lights, trees, and brick apartment buildings surround the intersection.**
source: ba's wife
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
oh my lord, the LABRADORS license plate bolted on there is either the cherry on top or the last nail in the coffin (take your pick)
ba pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko didn't even notice! I was too busy trying to work up a yoga mat joke/reference about the flooring...
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ba hah, oh man!

spoiler alert, the dogs' names are probably NAMASTE and COEXIST
ba pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko I was going to go with Arlo and Woody, but you're probably right.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ba oh man, you may have won that round, i'm dying
thelonius Yesterday
It's wild how this seems vaguely familiar (from visits to my Grandma back in the 70's).
samh pro Yesterday
Where did you find this photo of me?
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Davezilla

Two of Wands

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Another card (mostly) completed for my upcoming Feral Path tarot deck. It needs some texture on the path. Maybe. This is the 2 of Wands. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved.

I’ve always liked the theory among some readers that Aces are like a point. A single dot on a sheet of paper. But two dots? That makes a line. A direction. A purpose. A choice. The idea formed in the Ace of Wands takes shape and now has a direction. A strategy.
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drurystephanie 8 hours ago
Never thought about the ace's point. And I'm married to a professional card counter.
heyitsal

How I feel on Yom Kippur

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Haven't fasted in decades. Guilt does all the work.

Source: John Brosio, "Devil Making a Sandwich"
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ba pro Yesterday
same. but I usually attend a breaking of the "fast"
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Somebody loves himself some NC Wyeth
m3moellering Yesterday
@mcmjolnir <raises hand>
dogwelder

They don't write 'em like this any more

The paperback cover to the classic science fiction novel "I Missed the Space Space Bus to my Space Office" by Gary Flapbutter, Author of "I Fell Asleep Watching Space TV."
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The paperback cover to the classic science fiction novel "I Missed the Space Space Bus to my Space Office" by Gary Flapbutter, Author of "I Fell Asleep Watching Space TV."
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artwells pro 23 hours ago
I'm at space school but somehow I'm not wearing my space pants
dogwelder pro 22 hours ago
@artwells See, I thought you were wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world.
csilverman

arrivals

A large tree trunk with complex, gnarled bark, stands in a foggy, pale blue-green forest. The trunk is hollow, and glowing white light comes from a crack at the base of the trunk. Other trees loom out of the fog in the background. Also in the distance are several glowing white lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A large tree trunk with complex, gnarled bark, stands in a foggy, pale blue-green forest. The trunk is hollow, and glowing white light comes from a crack at the base of the trunk. Other trees loom out of the fog in the background. Also in the distance are several glowing white lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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jordanbrock

Nankeen Night Heron

A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
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A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
Did a Bird Watching Walk at the local lake (Herdsman Lake) and had a great time.
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Argie pro 2 days ago
ooh, self guided or are they offering tours? I'm def moving into my old man bird watching phase. Bird Count coming up on the 19th of this month, can't wait
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@Argie https://www.wagouldleague.com.au/event-de... was the one we did. Couldn't see an October one, but it should be up soon. It was really good. They have binoculars to borrow as well if you don't have any.
Argie pro 15 hours ago
@jordanbrock ooh cheers, now on my to do list
snarkout

Bird of the Year

Close-up photograph of a small black bird, giving an impression of roundness and fluffiness, perched on a branch. It has tiny black eyes and a tiny black beak.
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Close-up photograph of a small black bird, giving an impression of roundness and fluffiness, perched on a branch. It has tiny black eyes and a tiny black beak.
source: https://www.cnn.com/2026...

"Small, shy and clad head-to-claw in black, New Zealand’s karure, or black robin, has been crowned the country’s 2026 Bird of the Year.

"The critically threatened bird is found only on the remote Chatham Islands, about 800 kilometers (500 miles) east of mainland New Zealand. The karure finished at the top of the pecking order with more than 25,000 votes, beating previous winners the kākāpō, a large flightless parrot, and the kārearea, or New Zealand falcon, into second and third place, respectively."

Photo by Oscar Thomas
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
i love how it looks like a house sparrow that's going to the bauhaus show

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