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octaneTom

mshtlp

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samh pro 2 hours ago
Well played. These two absolutely go together.
nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
li'l (cheesy) buddy
MackReed pro an hour ago
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: “Little buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!”
Lockjaw pro 49 minutes ago
*chef's kiss*
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snarkout

It's a living

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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
source: https://historyforatheists.com/2017...
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poorusher

Caprine

Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
source: https://growers.social/@jdacee...
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jgs pro 3 hours ago
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
urlnotfound

not photoshopped either

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Dr. Pepper baked beans to go with your sausages.

See:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWT
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nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
it's got the electrolytes beans crave
bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
@nikkuneko lol
Xedrik 2 hours ago
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
This conjures up the most unsavory image.
poorusher 2 hours ago
LAZERBEANS
robotmachine pro 2 hours ago
"When I'm at a restaurant I like to send my food back and tell them it's 'Too Dr. Peppery' just to see what they change."
– James Acaster
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
@robotmachine
I don’t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzard’s “Dress to Kill” as my all time favorite standup.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Butt, I'm Verklimpt!!!

Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.

Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.

Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
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joffaboy

What I saw - at the cemetery

A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
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A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
At the Dromana cemetery
6 hours ago
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bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
Life goals: be the kind of person where people leave random dinosaurs or other whimsical gifts at your grave
MackReed pro an hour ago
aw
dapete

still got it

Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
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LocalStain

me_irl

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poorusher Yesterday
😱
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Will not be able to unsee
Sjixxxy Yesterday
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
bezt pro Yesterday
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
LocalStain pro 23 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
neuracnu pro 21 hours ago
Of course _my_ corndogs include a mushroom duxelle layer.
joffaboy pro 19 hours ago
@neuracnu Beef Wellington with mushrooms has a more ominous flavour here in Victoria (Aus)
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
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LocalStain

Sun Ra and his Arkestra 9/7/1985 live at Battery Park, NYC

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scotto

kids these days

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B6FA798A3449 pro 2 hours ago
"No ideas but in things"
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Do you suppose she has already been married off?
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bezt pro 22 hours ago
Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
bezt pro 22 hours ago
1975, allegedly.
pk pro 22 hours ago
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
pk pro 22 hours ago
@bezt jinx
bezt pro 22 hours ago
@pk https://mltshp.com/search... is actually a pretty good retrospective. The Semiotic Standard is only in there three or four times!
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Goshawk

Hi, I moved to Sweden

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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
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snowbow 2 days ago
Ohh gorgeous!
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
dad 2 days ago
Nice, did you get out of the US?
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
williwaw pro 2 days ago
oh WENDY!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Congratulations!! This is so great!
williwaw pro 2 days ago
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
redfox pro 2 days ago
yayyyyy!
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
Hej!
BMK 2 days ago
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
WikiAdam 2 days ago
Jealous!
spingo pro 2 days ago
Hullo!
poorusher 2 days ago
Wonderful
joost 2 days ago
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
infini pro 2 days ago
Hello, neighbour!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! 💜
pk pro 22 hours ago
Congratulations on the move!
Goshawk pro 18 hours ago
@jpoulos Thank you!

@dad Yes, thank goodness!

@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.

@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.

@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!

@wjcstp Thanks!

@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).

@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.

@pk Thank you!

@BMK 🍅
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jtj pro 22 hours ago
EDC ‘93
Mr_Uakaris 18 hours ago
Knolling time is useful time.
nikkuneko

timely reading from the work take-a-book-leave-a-book shelf

photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
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photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
FINALLY i can master super mario 3

(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
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williwaw pro 22 hours ago
aha, something to take into the shelter with you when you're under a tornado watch this afternoon/evening
bezt pro 22 hours ago
Money saving coupons!
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
@williwaw gonna carry it straight outdoors to the funnel cloud and let it tanuki-suit me straight to the great beyond

@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
owl 18 hours ago
Bill Mayer, who illustrated that cover, is still alive and actively producing art (though very different now). https://www.thebillmayer.com/
nikkuneko pro 17 hours ago
@owl oh, nice, thank you for the identification! TIL about his work!
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artwells

logging in

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mcmjolnir pro 16 hours ago
Hiro Protagonist
hertz pro 6 hours ago
2FA enabled
mikenmar 2 hours ago
I'm guessing it's from 13 Assassins
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
3rdparty pro Yesterday
👁️
cristin pro Yesterday
I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
jtj pro 22 hours ago
@cristin I was thinking the exact same thing.
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nikkuneko

weekly standup report

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a crop from a line of a musical score, indicating a 7-beat rest (meaning no music is played). the score has a bass clef, with "END" printed to the left of the line and "Fine" printed to the right.
cropped from someone's heroic attempt to transcribe (the bass part for) "fabienk" by angine de poitrine, available here:
https://www.davedaranjo.com/media...
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scruss pro 17 hours ago
their new album comes out next month!
nikkuneko pro 15 hours ago
@scruss very excited for it! the two songs out so far are B A N G E R S
mattbucher

LFG

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source: https://www.ihearthollywood.com/2018...
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urlnotfound pro 22 hours ago
If Alan offers to let you meet his little buddy and first mate, I should warn you, he doesn't mean Gilligan.
tonyb pro 21 hours ago
any port in a storm
artwells pro 19 hours ago
A three hour tour
octaneTom pro 4 hours ago
Can'r wait for the mshltp of this!
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artwells

dress for the job you want

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picture of a man in a formal jacket and black tie with the title "Wet Sex Man"
23 hours ago
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poorusher 23 hours ago
The new EP is amazing.
dogwelder pro 18 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
minimumsafedistance 17 hours ago
every girl's crazy bout a...
mcmjolnir pro 16 hours ago
More of a Dry Hump Chap meself
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I just went to the grocery store the other day. There is a heck of a lot more that should be on this list now.
dad Yesterday
@urlnotfound Short ribs! Banh Mi!
n0wak Yesterday
I love pho (vegan version) and it was basically a soup of what was around during wartime.
ang pro 23 hours ago
Nothing poor about oxtail recently.
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ba

FANGUS - Pyre Of Love (Official Video)

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Band with 70s-era fashion playing in front of psychedelic visuals.
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jpoulos pro 11 hours ago
Holy crap. This is great.
LocalStain pro 3 hours ago
Yes...

Yes it is.
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
oh heqq yeah, they have stuff on bandcamp:
https://fangus.bandcamp.com/
csilverman

intriguing possibilities

A stack of indecipherable objects sits in a gloomy dull gray netherworld. The objects vaguely resemble tree stumps, although at least one of them looks like bolted-together metal. Two of them have neat, machined holes. Drifting from one of the holes is a wispy glowing entity that looks like a tadpole made of white light. The environment is foggy, and the dim outlines of other stacks can be seen in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A stack of indecipherable objects sits in a gloomy dull gray netherworld. The objects vaguely resemble tree stumps, although at least one of them looks like bolted-together metal. Two of them have neat, machined holes. Drifting from one of the holes is a wispy glowing entity that looks like a tadpole made of white light. The environment is foggy, and the dim outlines of other stacks can be seen in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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otaman

mshltp

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samh pro 22 hours ago
I can't see the letters "AI" typed anywhere on the MLT and not think it's referring to @heyitsal. Am I alone in this?
heyitsal pro 17 hours ago
@samh the jolt of subconscious recognition of my own name everywhere and then being annoyed that it was actually "A.I.", is definitely contributing to a future heart attack.
samh pro 13 hours ago
@heyitsal it's like that line from Office Space and the character named Michael Bolton. "Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks!"
robotmachine

Bike Ride

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A middle aged dork on a cargo bike with a passenger. The passenger is smiling widely.
She’s been coming with me to pick her big sister up from school. It’ll be her school in the fall, but big sis will be moving on to middle school.
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thelonius Yesterday
That just means the world to kids her age.
crazyunclejoe

STUNT FOOD - 2011 Edition

a man regretting his decision to eat a chocolate covered corn dog at the 2011 Orange County (CA) Fair.
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a man regretting his decision to eat a chocolate covered corn dog at the 2011 Orange County (CA) Fair.
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RLV2

A chocolate covered corn dog WITH SPRINKLES at the 2011 Orange County Fair. Where were the chocolate covered beef wellington regrets? I never saw them.
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ba pro 21 hours ago
Is that a cake-dog?!?!
crazyunclejoe pro 21 hours ago
@ba - Chocolate Covered Corn Dog - fair stunt food. We also got fried butter and fried kool-aid that year.
ba pro 21 hours ago
@crazyunclejoe you complete me.
dad 21 hours ago
Naw for me dog. I think the Koreans have the stunt dogs covered, but edible.
crazyunclejoe pro 20 hours ago
@dad - if it's edible, is it even a stunt?
Xedrik 2 hours ago
There was a booth at our local street fair a few years back that had THE BEST chorizo corn dogs. The batter had kernels of corn and green chiles in it. I haven't seen that booth since, and I didn't get the name, but I really hope I find them again some day.
crazyunclejoe pro 2 hours ago
@Xedrik - @dad is right about Korean dogs. They often have corny batter, and all manner of tasty other things. If you can find a K-Dog place, I fully recommend.
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Mozai

software design

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vosechu pro 23 hours ago
I’m in this
LocalStain

Get well soon!!

Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled –  AlternativeTentacles
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Jello Biafra suffers hemorrhagic stroke all appearances canceled – AlternativeTentacles
Jello had a stroke.


source- https://alternativetentacles.com/blogs...?
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Hope he recovers to stir more trouble.
Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
(Tries to come up with clever wordplay involving DK lyrics and strokes. Fails miserably.)
samh pro 22 hours ago
Fuck!
minimumsafedistance 17 hours ago
MATE! SPAWN! ....... AND LIVE!
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