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Iceland - July 25, 2025
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Some more from the phone
MackReed
We visited a couple summers ago. It's magnificent.
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Seems about right
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Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
Could you also add a swastika logo on the side of the bus? kthxbai
What I saw today
Rob Reiner On Improvising All Of "Spinal Tap" | David Letterman
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Batmobile lost a wheel
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A yellow poster showing six drawings of versions of the Batmobile from television and film, from Batman '66, through the Burton and Schumacher films of the '90s; to Christopher Nolan and finally Batman vs. Superman.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
for some reason THIS image is resurrecting one of my pet fascinations, involving how and when a particular genre of thing becomes maximum gay, aka when said genre gets directed by Joel Schumacher.
In case anyone is worried about me being negative here, I'm not, I'm totally serious. The whole genre of vampire films was resurrected, so to speak, thanks to Schumacher's only thinly figleafed homo-social rocknroll vampire class, THE LOST BOYS, which of course was the apex of vampire gay-ness, except perhaps with the exception of Interview with The Vampire, despite the producers sucking 90% of the blowjob material out of the Anne Rice content.
If you've never read any Anne Rice content, it's about 30% vampire blowjobs, and if you're like, I wish these vampires were giving MORE blowjobs, checkout auther Poppy Z Brite.
I like the profile of the Batman Forever Batmobile because it looks like Schumacher asked...make it look like the self drawn eyebrow of a drag queen on cocaine.
In case anyone is worried about me being negative here, I'm not, I'm totally serious. The whole genre of vampire films was resurrected, so to speak, thanks to Schumacher's only thinly figleafed homo-social rocknroll vampire class, THE LOST BOYS, which of course was the apex of vampire gay-ness, except perhaps with the exception of Interview with The Vampire, despite the producers sucking 90% of the blowjob material out of the Anne Rice content.
If you've never read any Anne Rice content, it's about 30% vampire blowjobs, and if you're like, I wish these vampires were giving MORE blowjobs, checkout auther Poppy Z Brite.
I like the profile of the Batman Forever Batmobile because it looks like Schumacher asked...make it look like the self drawn eyebrow of a drag queen on cocaine.
jeezily typos, Batman! *classic, *author.
tintin noel
Watch
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Safety signage:
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN
WATCH YA
FINGAS
CAUTION
THIS MACHINE
HAS NO BRAIN
USE YOUR OWN
WATCH YA
FINGAS
YA BEST
PROTECT
YA NECK
PROTECT
YA NECK
Circular Saw Ain't Nuttin ta Fuck Wit
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who immediately went to Wu Tang.
One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
One of the reasons I love this place is that so often when I scroll past the image to the comments, others beat me to the joke I was going to make.
Rudolph's revenge
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
-Susan B. Anthony
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
@dapete huh?
God told Dapete the true gospel!
Happy Hanukkah
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We do family projects on most nights of the holiday. Tonight was paint by numbers.
Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
It Me.
Honorary Big Unit
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Not exacly a BIG unit, just a unit. I was trawling through google maps to calculate time required for some archaeology surveys and noticed this big fella alongside a highway. I've driven past him a few times but there is no stopping along the Tonkin Hwy so I was never able to snap a shot.
We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
We will be surveying through this paddock in a few months though, hopefully then able to get a better pic than this screenshot and one with some sort of scale to confirm unit sizing.
I’m interested to see how much over two meters tall it is.
Do you live in a Guillermo del Toro movie? WTF, that face
🧠
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they actual do this in the hilarious network sitcom "Ghosts", at least the American version. Your body becomes a zombie if it is alive, but your soul goes somewhere else. This is also a nod to the primary star's starring role in a show I liked less called "iZombie".
Urban Geometry
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image
Beautiful and there are only like 2 or 3 natural things in this photo, almost entirely man-made.
7th - 5th century B.C. knife with hedgehog
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photo of a metal knife with a small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines.
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines.
"Knife surmounted by a hedgehog
Northeast China, 7th - 5th century B.C.
Bronze
Length: 5 1/4 in. (13.3cm)
Ex coll.: James Freeman, Kyoto
A small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from
the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the
hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines. The other side is decorated by
two standing animals. The hedgehog was probably precast and
then cast onto the knife, which displays mold marks along
the edges, the result of piece-mold casting. The knife tip has
broken off.
Hedgehogs, friendly nocturnal creatures, are represented
on numerous artifacts associated with the nomadic peoples
beyond the northern frontier of China. A finial in the Museum
of Far Eastern Antiquities, Stockholm, depicts a hedgehog that
is very similar to this one. The Thaw knife must have served
as a minor tool, as it is too small to grasp firmly with the whole
hand. Knives with a decorated stud at the end of the hilt are
found chiefly among grave goods in Northeast China dating
from the eighth to the fifth century B.C."
screenshot from source: Nomadic Art of the Eastern Eurasian Steppes https://www.metmuseum.org/met-publ...
Northeast China, 7th - 5th century B.C.
Bronze
Length: 5 1/4 in. (13.3cm)
Ex coll.: James Freeman, Kyoto
A small hedgehog adorns the stud that projects outward from
the hilt of this knife. Shown in profile with its head down, the
hedgehog has tiny raised marks on its body to indicate the
spines. One side of the hilt has a vertical intaglio design in
sequence: three thin horizontal lines, two single birds with
outspread wings, three horizontal lines, three single birds, and
three more horizontal lines. The other side is decorated by
two standing animals. The hedgehog was probably precast and
then cast onto the knife, which displays mold marks along
the edges, the result of piece-mold casting. The knife tip has
broken off.
Hedgehogs, friendly nocturnal creatures, are represented
on numerous artifacts associated with the nomadic peoples
beyond the northern frontier of China. A finial in the Museum
of Far Eastern Antiquities, Stockholm, depicts a hedgehog that
is very similar to this one. The Thaw knife must have served
as a minor tool, as it is too small to grasp firmly with the whole
hand. Knives with a decorated stud at the end of the hilt are
found chiefly among grave goods in Northeast China dating
from the eighth to the fifth century B.C."
screenshot from source: Nomadic Art of the Eastern Eurasian Steppes https://www.metmuseum.org/met-publ...
automated solutions
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A small, blue, rocky path winds under a blazing yellow-green sky. Up ahead, the path is blocked by a small striped barrier and a dark sign that says "Ring for Service" in blue letters. Hanging to the right of the sign is a cord attached to a bell. The advice is complicated by the fact that the bell is attached to a vast, reddish-purple obelisk-shaped rock looming over the path. The rock is at an angle, and one tug on the cord would likely bring it all the way down. A bored crow sits on top of the rock, waiting for something to happen. The air is heavy with the impending future. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Just wait ‘til Wile E. Coyote gets a hold of this.
that's the Christmas card sorted
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
“finally, a heist film for the rest of us”
You're a mean one, mister twink
@jpoulos ***
Merry MLTSHPmas 2025
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.
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mfw
WE NOTICED YOUR HORROR VIBES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
What I saw
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Layers of stickers and paint, mostly yellows black and white
Mimmo Rotella
Were you at The Met?
into the holidays like
MERRY GOTHMAS, EVERYONE
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A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
Merry Gothmas is a holiday pop-up at the. Entourage County Fairgrounds. If you needed bones, teeth, and taxidermy for someone on your Christmas list, this was the place to be.
Perfection!
I love your shirt!
Thank You @Sailormom! It was such a weird fortuitous find! Totally a social media ad that I impulse bought and which I immediately assumed was a scam. I’ve gotten more compliments on it than pretty much any item of clothing I own. I am extremely happy with it!
ACAB
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Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
@ArtVandelay grammar state be florida lol
PM Dawn - Set Adrift On Memory Bliss 1991 (Official Music Video) Remastered
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"I guess I’ll leave that question to the experts, Assuming that there are some out there/ They’re probably alone — solitaire."
That's some early early hashtag rapping
That's some early early hashtag rapping
ICE training
Faster
walk-ins welcome
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
what an amazing shot
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are