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jpoulos

HBD P&P

Two gray and white tabby cats curled up and cuddling.
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Two gray and white tabby cats curled up and cuddling.
The boyz, Papi and Pedro, are three years old today. In the year and half since they adopted me, they have transformed my life. My home is so full of love and actual joy, despite the general awfulness of the world.

You should get a couple of cats.
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m3moellering 14 hours ago
So cute!!!
trey pro 9 hours ago
Couple of cats is the best medicine, I can attest
neuracnu

non-binding resolution :: shotgun

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Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
That's a BFG (Bipartisan Friendly Guy)
artwells pro 12 hours ago
Save the SWL (Sternly Worded Letter) for the boss
n0wak 5 hours ago
https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly
csilverman

incognito

A dark, rocky place. Everything is gray. A post is planted on a rocky hill. Sticking out of the right side of the post is a long branch, on which is sitting a figure wearing a dark, shiny, full-body suit. Where the figure's face would be is a glowing green faceplate casting a beam of greenish light. The figure has three green buttons on its chest. In the background is the dim outline of another rocky ridge. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark, rocky place. Everything is gray. A post is planted on a rocky hill. Sticking out of the right side of the post is a long branch, on which is sitting a figure wearing a dark, shiny, full-body suit. Where the figure's face would be is a glowing green faceplate casting a beam of greenish light. The figure has three green buttons on its chest. In the background is the dim outline of another rocky ridge. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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LocalStain

😻

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#housepanther
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gwint

It cats like a knife

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
More in the "Judith Beheading Holofernes" genre https://mltshp.com/search...
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bezt pro 17 hours ago
Add some text so it shows up on https://mltshp.com/search...
gwint pro 15 hours ago
@bezt 10-4. Wow, somehow I'd never seen the Klimt https://mltshp.com/p/1JXNN
bezt pro 13 hours ago
@gwint 🌟
y95 12 hours ago
poor Furgus has such a tiny mouth that he has trouble finding purchase when he must defend himself against Ava
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wombatman70

CHARLIE MURPHY’S COOKING JOHNSONVILLE BRAAAATS!

My hand holds an open can of the fruited sour named Flamingo Road from Bearded Iris Brewing, above a smoking barbecue grill full of bratwurst and hamburger patties
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My hand holds an open can of the fruited sour named Flamingo Road from Bearded Iris Brewing, above a smoking barbecue grill full of bratwurst and hamburger patties
Grilling season has arrived here in Nashville, TN. Cooking some burgers, brats, & haht dahgs! Cheers to y’all, even (maybe especially) if it’s still chilly where you live!
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samh pro 6 hours ago
I always shout this when anyone is grilling sausages.
heyitsal

Chug

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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
“care to… smell the bottlecap, sir?”
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Ah, a Limburger '03 - Thunderbird '25. Double-vintage classic, sir.
m3moellering Yesterday
@nikkuneko +++
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
I'd have a Puppers.
me3dia pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko +++
me3dia pro Yesterday
@Lockjaw get this guy a Puppers
ba pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko "...flaccid yet absurd."
idogcow Yesterday
When you're only having one, make mine: cheese wine
Kevin pro Yesterday
This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
lostbear pro 19 hours ago
"Keeps me astonishingly regular"
hassebasse 12 hours ago
Is it the second cheapest?
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dogwelder

It's Today!

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artwells

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

vintage Benson & Hedges ad featuring a couple bumping butts
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vintage Benson & Hedges ad featuring a couple bumping butts
16 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
Do -a- bump in the bathroom, do -the- bump on the dance floor.
otaman pro 15 hours ago
Title
thelonius 13 hours ago
"Well... I was talked into doing a dance called 'The bump,' but my hip slipped, and my... My buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man!"
heyitsal pro 10 hours ago
I'll take "Shirts My Dad Owned" for $1000, Alex.
ckoerner 10 hours ago
Butt to butt as god intended.
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LocalStain

The Egg.

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Albany, NY.

A few short weeks ago I was wholly unaware of its existence now it’s on the list of top notch venues I’ve visited.

We saw Club d’Elf last night. With John Medeski and Scott Metzger. It was incredible. Amazing room and stunning, stunning music.
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y95

On any given Saturday

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On Sunday we ride motorcycles, on Saturday I’m high as a kite rocking back and forth on loose pavers.

Ms. PeePaws hasn’t yet learned to go in the dirt between the pavers.

She’s mostly Wire Fox Terrior, maybe she’ll listen better if I put on an English accent and address her in her native tongue.
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m3moellering

This gives XKCD vibes

The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.
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The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.
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sdbillin Yesterday
Should be working at a startup
m3moellering Yesterday
@sdbillin He heard them coming and ditched.
kplawver pro Yesterday
Adam Koford is a treasure (checkout The Laugh Out Loud Cats... so good).
idogcow Yesterday
@kplawver most of my Woot Shirts are his designs
m3moellering 20 hours ago
@kplawver Ta vm, I will!
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heyitsal

Portable Cheeseball

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Sources: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJI, https://mltshp.com/p/1ROK3
Join the https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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samh pro Yesterday
Cheese go in. Poop come out.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
this is *chef’s kiss*, followed by *chef’s brap*
otaman pro Yesterday
haha!
spingo pro Yesterday
Romantic getaway!
MackReed pro Yesterday
🎼🎵Me … and my … toiiiiilllet …🎶
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
This is amazing.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@samh Cheese go in.
[waiting...]
[waiting...]
[waiting...]
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
"Hey Dog, yeah the tent feels much bigger on the inside."
jpoulos pro Yesterday
That was my nickname in college.
joost Yesterday
Edam!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Solid gold!
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gwint

Something instead of nothing

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
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LocalStain

She seems nice.

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travis

Chewie

a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose
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a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose
source: https://pixelfed.social/p...
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y95 Yesterday
also Crunchie
m3moellering 20 hours ago
What a sweetie!
wjcstp

2026 Japan Stationery Awards Have Dropped! ✨🏆

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ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
I am not kidding when I say the highlight of any trip to South Korea for me has included visiting the local stationery stores.

For whatever reason, Americans are terrible at stationery.
BooBounder 6 hours ago
Have not been, but I have bought some cool east Asian desk/stationary stuff online.
nikkuneko

SQUID HAT WATCH: 2014 -> 2026

two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.
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two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.
as promised, back in action.

cristin mentioned her magnificient squid hat in chat the other day, and i had coincidentally just unearthed it whilst rummaging through storage tubs.

2014 me -> 2026 me, from whiskey-chuggin’ illuminati-devil library ghoul to adventure-dad-attire crunchy-granola nutter.

for more info, see:
https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJX
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m3moellering Yesterday
Great photo!
cristin pro Yesterday
aaah, yissss! great photos!
Argie

Birgitte Caroline "Nena" von Schlebrügge

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or Uma Thurman's mum for short
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
Bonnne structchah, dalling.
danelectro pro 4 hours ago
*horse noise offscreen*
dogwelder

Saturday night party plans

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MackReed

ride’s here

A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky
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A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky
The seat was way too low, the brakes sketchy, and the worn pedals slick as duck shit. My knees are angry at me.

Also, the ride through Trang An was glorious, transformative, and humbling, and I would do it all again on a child’s tricycle or my actual bare knees in a heartbeat.
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davidl pro Yesterday
seat was way too low
the brakes they were quite sketchy
the worn pedals slick

mom’s spaghetti
Xedrik Yesterday
the sun has gone down and the moon has come up
and long ago somebody left with the cup
shitleopard Yesterday
@DAVIDL +5 INTERNETS
travis pro Yesterday
ever take it off of any sweet jumps?
roonie pro Yesterday
Bike review:
Too Heavy
Forgot to adjust seat
Refused to straighten legs
Did not bring chain lube
two and a half stars - would be happy if he did not ride me again
MackReed pro Yesterday
@roonie sadly, the only way to adjust the seat would have been to ignore it completely and ride standing.
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poorusher

How to sell a laminator

Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
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Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
https://mastodon.nl/@Edwin08...

Could be AI, I don't know.
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vosechu pro 2 days ago
It’s hard to tell now. OpenAI released a new image generator that’s incredibly good at hands, continuity, text. So it’s about the get a lot worse.
m3moellering 2 days ago
I’m pretty sure that it is based upon how stretched the distal areas of the radial and ulnar regions are. We should be able to see metacarpals before the laminator.
poorusher 2 days ago
The more I look at it the more the legs seem off. Also the radiator back left seems to have odd foreshortening on it, and the plug cable seems too contrived.

Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
This has been floating around for years. Here's a reddit version of it from five years ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r...
bezt pro 2 days ago
@B6FA798A3449 Low-background memes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
@bezt I love that, absolutely stealing that as a concept
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
"Everything she puts up for sale is her in a crazy situation using the item! She’s local to me and I love seeing what she tries to sell next!" Quote from Reddit.
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nikkuneko

...OR, get your degree!

screenshot of youtube essayist dan olson (caucasian, balding male with beard and black frame glasses, wearing a blue long-sleeve jersey that reads "00 folding ideas") grimaces as the camera as a list of "titles" scroll down the screen. the titles include 
"rubik's cube savant"
"street smart"
"media mogul"
"AI prodigy"
"top 1% board gamer"
"guinness world record gamer"
"stay at home dad"
"sweepstakes champion"
"billion dollar problem solver"
"young investor"
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screenshot of youtube essayist dan olson (caucasian, balding male with beard and black frame glasses, wearing a blue long-sleeve jersey that reads "00 folding ideas") grimaces as the camera as a list of "titles" scroll down the screen. the titles include
"rubik's cube savant"
"street smart"
"media mogul"
"AI prodigy"
"top 1% board gamer"
"guinness world record gamer"
"stay at home dad"
"sweepstakes champion"
"billion dollar problem solver"
"young investor"
dan olson (foldingideas) recently did TWO fantastic episodes about being inexplicably invited to beast studios, using the experience to deconstruct the mess of their media empire. he has a way of keeping me cackling AND thinking critically.

this particular moment comes in the second video, where he's describing the "smart" contestants on the "beast games" game show. so funny that i skipped back to see it again.

link to the videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
wtaf is "AI Prodigy"? What does that even mean?
scruss pro 10 hours ago
@ardgedee a twisted firestarter with too many fingers?
joffaboy

Minoan Satyr, with bread roll and bun (?)

A terracotta figure of a bearded, pointy-eared naked character with a tail. He holds a bread roll (?) and ball. Could be wrong about the bread roll..
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A terracotta figure of a bearded, pointy-eared naked character with a tail. He holds a bread roll (?) and ball. Could be wrong about the bread roll..
Saw this little fella at the British Museum yesterday. He's about 7cm (3in) tall.
Pixel 8, no edits
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bubbalumpkis

4th Columbo!

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
I think the 13th Columbo was a good "return to form".

#Columbo #OneMoreThing
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wjcstp pro 3 days ago
this is fantastic
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
bubbalumpkis pro 3 days ago
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
bezt pro 3 days ago
This is the Comic Relief representation I was looking for.
bubbalumpkis pro 3 days ago
4th Columbo's Peugeot is much bigger on the inside that it seems.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 3 days ago
Sure, I'll add this to my belief system.
WikiAdam 3 days ago
@dreyfusslugado incredible
WikiAdam 3 days ago
Love how the 10th and 14th Columbo are both Mark Ruffalo.
Lockjaw pro 3 days ago
@dreyfusslugado *chef's kiss*
dad 2 days ago
John C Reilly
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
Oh shit I may have to start writing fanfic.
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MackReed

above trang an

Vertical panorama of a verdant valley floor surrounded by dark limestone ridges fringed with greenery. A canal snakes through the valley. The photographer’s face is seen at the top framed by his glasses and peaked beige cap, and his feet and legs are at the bottom of the photo.
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Vertical panorama of a verdant valley floor surrounded by dark limestone ridges fringed with greenery. A canal snakes through the valley. The photographer’s face is seen at the top framed by his glasses and peaked beige cap, and his feet and legs are at the bottom of the photo.
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Kaaaaaaaarst!
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
What a beautiful place, I'm jealously happy for you
KMAlexander pro Yesterday
Good lord that is stunning. Landscape, too.
O_C

Master of the Game

cover art for Gary Gygax's 'Master of the Game' featuring an illustration of a knight and his dragon-horse
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cover art for Gary Gygax's 'Master of the Game' featuring an illustration of a knight and his dragon-horse
source: https://vintagerpg.tumblr.com/day...
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neuracnu pro 12 hours ago
https://www.iheart.com/podcast...
tweedlydo pro 6 hours ago
@neuracnu yyuuuuuuuupp
artwells

into Saturday like

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vintage crt monitor with the message "ALL SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL READY FOR SIMULATION"
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roonie pro 10 hours ago
Yeah, but...
Not only is "functional" a relative term, here at chez roonie anyway, also can we be a bit flexible regarding "all systems", please?

Oh, I thought you said stimulation.
sorry, Pass.
artwells

If more of us valued food and cheer and bass drops above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

gandalf at a mixing table with frodo behind him
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gandalf at a mixing table with frodo behind him
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nikkuneko

FPGE throwback: viking hat, holland pipe

closeup of a pasty-assed nerd motherfucker in glasses, clutching an enamel pipe in his mouth, which has the word "holland" painted on the side. he is wearing a handmade stocking cap with viking horns
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closeup of a pasty-assed nerd motherfucker in glasses, clutching an enamel pipe in his mouth, which has the word "holland" painted on the side. he is wearing a handmade stocking cap with viking horns
going through old photos from an imported iphoto library and... whoa, hey, photos from the 2014 FP gift exchange.

one of the coolest years in the exchange for me; @cristin made me a viking hat AND a squid hat... and then sent books, a pipe, a bunch of other goodies! best of the best, that one there.

i pulled the squid hat out of a storage bin the other day, so i'll take a pic in it when i am settled in at home tonight. (EDIT: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROKH)

original, poorly made collage here:
https://mltshp.com/p/WN6Y
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
(oh, i always forget @ pages don't work in file descriptions, so @cristin just in case. also, LOL, at first i tried to page you with your FP username)
cristin pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko <3

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