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Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
Our big heirloom tomato plants thrived this year, and this was our biggest “Pink Delicious.” Sliced thinly, some fresh mozzarella, some basil from our basil jungle outside, and some aged balsamic my mother gifted me a year or two ago. Spectacular.
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
jpoulos
My grandfather used to grow a gardenful of tomatoes every year. He'd give them away or make sauce and give that away. I always looked forward to July.
[Denethor-slurping intensifies]
@jpoulos ❤️ I love that. We always choose half of our varietals to be cherry-sized, so I spend a lot of the summer picking handfuls of ripe ones off the vine and eating them warm and fresh. Especially with a happy as our basil plants stay, it’s good our tomatoes can keep up! Here’s to summery tomatoes and memories of Junes past!
@dreyfusslugado *pippen leans in, whisper-singing*
“Thaaats super grosssss dude! Juuust eat them like a nooooormal personnnnn”
“Thaaats super grosssss dude! Juuust eat them like a nooooormal personnnnn”
Goddammit
GET ON MY B.L.!!
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Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
I've been seeing this increasingly at the local stores. First their standard Discontinued Product discount went from 50% or so to 30% or so, now it might only be 10% or even less than that.
One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
NOW GOOD DAY SIR
Good eye!
you'll get nothing and like it
"i'll have the manager's special, and the same for the gentleman"
Manager's Special: Go Fuck Yourself!
@dad 🌟
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photo of Field Notes memo books from the Paletas edition. The covers read "Notas de Campo" and look like various paletas flavors.
Field Notes' latest limited edition is inspired by the colorful flavors of paletas. They're entirely in Spanish.
source: https://fieldnotesbrand.com/es...
source: https://fieldnotesbrand.com/es...
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Brian Krassenstein post:
FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
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Anyone have a Heroin invite?
@homerj First one's free.
man, heroin was so much better before it got bought by viacom
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I think Bending Spoons owns heroin, now, which in retrospect seems kind of inevitable.
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animation from a praxiscope or zoetrope of a black-clad priest in clerical collar and yellow apron repeatedly chopping the head off of the red horned devil kneeling before him
not today satan
One way to get a little piece of tail.
a daisy chain for satan
Thanks I just got fired from the demon decapitation factory
And boy are your arms tired?
No, that’s okay. I’ll see myself out.
No, that’s okay. I’ll see myself out.
bastille day decoration?
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Andrzej Strumillo, 1975, detail from Polish edition of Little Man by Sologub
b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
“I have a computer…” vibes for me.
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
@rogrtheshrubber ++
@rogertheshrubber I get that reference!
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Artists in Kinshasa Democratic Republic Of The Congo, make art from trash, to try and lessen the trash created.
https://www.colindelfosse.be/project...
https://www.colindelfosse.be/project...
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A bright, tan, road winds through colorful fields, off into the distance, met by bright, blue, sky.
Alleged Hockney, and whether, or not, brilliant and engaging. I had never seen David Hockney's early work, and landscapes until today.
#painting #DavidHockney
#painting #DavidHockney
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A young raccoon sits on its haunches and looks up it the viewer. It is grey and fuzzy, and it has cute rounded white-edged ears
one of the newest generation trash pandas in our garden.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
#raccoon #TrashPanda #toronto
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
#raccoon #TrashPanda #toronto
daawwwww. Feed it!
@MackReed absolutely will not feed it! It wasn't begging, that position is the beginning of their (not so effective) threat display.
They're getting tonnes of mulberries from our garden right now, so no food required from me
They're getting tonnes of mulberries from our garden right now, so no food required from me
Feed a man a fish, he eats for a day. Feed a raccoon a fish, you have a friend for a lifetime. In fact, he will be hanging around your grave begging for more food.
I love these creatures, they are so clever.
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Photo of the house used for the movie A Christmas Story
Yesterday I spoke on tarot at the Buckland Museum of Witchcraft. Afterward, Steven, the museum’s proprietor, took me out to dinner at a local spot called the Rowley Inn. I had no idea that the house where “A Christmas Story” was filmed was literally across the street from the Rowley. So was the Bumpus house. And Steven used to be the proprietor of the Christmas Story museum as well.
You can see the leg lamp still in the front window.
You can see the leg lamp still in the front window.
Aw, hell, you should have said you were in town! (If you're still around I have cocktail recommendations.)
Sorry, just a day trip. Next time, for sure! It’s not that bad of a drive from Detroit.
I was with my daughter at "The Future" store in Minneapolis, fine purveyors of tarot and crystals. I'd been planning to buy a deck and was a little astonished at the prices. My daughter forbade me from trying to haggle the price down a bit, though mostly because when the cashier would refuse she knew I'd say, "I see you refuse to negotiate with tarotists."
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Film loop: A young woman in a vogueish anime helmet with pale blue eyeshields and tree-ring-like red shapes on its white plastic skullcap turns and smiles at a red-shouldered cartoonish creature with googly eyes and similar markings in blue on its own skullcap.
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Video loop - undersea view of a sea lion swimming into frame at right and being pulled to the left over a green reef by a crystal-blue wave passing above it.
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Circular bedroom or living room with elaborate sleep or lounge surface made of crimson foam blocks. Chromed speaker horns like tuba bells stand at two corners and a bowl with two chromed spheres sits on a third while mysterious slim devices on floor-lamp stands stand at the rear. Maybe they are floor lamps. An enormous rice-paper-and-bamboo spherical lamp hangs above protruding from a hole in the ceiling. The owner of all this might fancy themselves to be powerful and/or evil.
Wake up even angrier
The soothing sounds of sousaphone as I slumber upon my sofa.
Human ashtray
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A drab, dirty sidewalk under a smoggy, pale-green sky. Mounted on the sidewalk is a large, indecipherable machine on a post. It is irregularly shaped, boxy, the same dull green color as its surroundings, with a glowing blue screen and small buttons and bolts. In one upper corner is a blue plate with a triangular symbol above several parallel lines. The meaning of the symbol isn't clear. The machine looks sort of like an alien parking machine. A few birds are perched on the top of it. In the background are the shadowy outlines of skyscrapers. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A "READ" poster, as from the 1990s, featuring a disheveled Sam Neill covered in scrawled crosses on the floor of a padded cell. He's holding a Sutter Cane novel—"In the Mouth of Madness"—in front of him with a thousand-yard stare. The poster is captioned "John Trent for America's Libraries"
years and years ago, I was responsible for tracking Sam Neill's bloody eye sockets on to his heavily made up face. The film was Event Horizon. The first anamorphic film we had ever done computer matchmoving on. (trust me, it is hard)
Anyway, I never got to meet him in person, but his acting in that show was impeccable, and I'm told he was a really nice person.
Anyway, I never got to meet him in person, but his acting in that show was impeccable, and I'm told he was a really nice person.
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Three panel color comic, stacked vertically. Panel 1: two dudes sitting in the car, driving late in the day. The friend in the passenger seat asks the other, “so, whats the move tonight?” Panel 2: a third friend in the backseat, a Qu from CM Kosemen’s book All Tomorrows, chimes in. It says, “we could genetically modify some people.” Panel 3: the passenger seat friend turns to the backseat and says, “nah, man. Why do you keep saying that?” The Qu says, “my bad.”
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a figure standing in front of a door of a tower.
A belated happy Monday
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A Cheeseball sculpted to resemble a bald eagle, with pecans for feathers and a yellow pepper beak.
Perfect for July 4th, Philadelphia football games, or in my case, the birder in the family. Inspired by Amy Sedaris on Insta :
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/p...
How long until this is remixed onto the platter?