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Lockjaw

That's My Kiddo!

My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
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samh pro 21 hours ago
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
Your daughter fucking rules and please tell her we said so.
Sailormom pro 18 hours ago
I love this so much.
m3moellering 17 hours ago
The absolute best costume! And what an electric personality she must have!
ftrain pro 16 hours ago
This rules!
shitleopard 15 hours ago
EAT SHIT, CANCER!
semillama pro 14 hours ago
Living like an Addams is the way to go in any situation.
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deletism

Happy Halloween!

Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
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Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
This is me as a raincloud, ready to set out Trick or Treating with my boy and his friends
15 hours ago
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MackReed pro 8 hours ago
That’s neat!
snowbow

Happy Halloween, mltshp!

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From Sarah Andersen’s Cryptid Club
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jaymayday

my 2nd most precious possession

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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
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joost Yesterday
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
m3moellering Yesterday
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
vosechu pro Yesterday
That’s beautiful!

I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
jaymayday 18 hours ago
@vosechu : thanks for sharing that!
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ufez

Occasional Paiser - Holiday Spirit Edition

A German Shepherd-based mutt sitting in front of a large plastic skeleton emerging from a front lawn. She is looking away in disinterest.
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A German Shepherd-based mutt sitting in front of a large plastic skeleton emerging from a front lawn. She is looking away in disinterest.
She gave him a cursory sniff and then started tracking a squirrel across the street.

0/10 Spoopy factor: try harder next year
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O_C

it's a job of work I tells ya

closeup on a form. the word "OCCUPATION" is visible typed/printed at the top of a ledger under which is signed in blue pen, "Dead"
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closeup on a form. the word "OCCUPATION" is visible typed/printed at the top of a ledger under which is signed in blue pen, "Dead"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/angel-0f...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
Eh. It’s a living.
heyitsal

Eddie's Annual Broomstick Champion

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I just won this trophy with a little witch on it, and some money competing with 36 people in an eight ball tournament where we had to use broomsticks instead of cues :)
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spingo pro Yesterday
Ha! Salute!
m3moellering Yesterday
That’s kinda cool. The bristles must get in the way!
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Looking good, champ.
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
did you chalk the broomsticks?
heyitsal pro Yesterday
@minimumsafedistance Mostly out of habit, but definitely to fill in the chunks of wood missing from the butt end of the stick.
minimumsafedistance 19 hours ago
@heyitsal ha, fantastic!
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artwells

Gnome chapel doors installed

Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
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Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
Next up: Solar powered lights.
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vosechu pro Yesterday
These are so amazing! Well done!
crazyunclejoe

 

A licorice pun from threads
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A licorice pun from threads
source: https://www.threads.com/share...
Yesterday
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jazon pro Yesterday
There are two types of people - those that like licorice and those who are wrong
vosechu pro 2 hours ago
I wonder if that overlaps with the other two types of people: those that fart during yoga and those who lie about it.
jaymayday

grim reaper

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snarkout

Mundane Halloween

Snapshot of a woman in a white blouse and black pants holding a clear plastic container full of cardboard tubes and a roll of tape. She's taken a tube out of the container and is studying it intently.
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Snapshot of a woman in a white blouse and black pants holding a clear plastic container full of cardboard tubes and a roll of tape. She's taken a tube out of the container and is studying it intently.
https://bsky.app/profile...

"Halloween is great, but the greatest part of Halloween is the annual 'mundane Halloween' costume contest sponsored by Japanese website @dailyportalz." Here we have "Mother who saves every possible kind of tube for kids' projects." Dozens more at the link!
22 hours ago
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pk

Horse gifts

A picture is a horse and a woman wearing a cowboy hat, standing in the snow, taken from the side. The horse is wearing a huge, Santa-like cover. It is red, and has white trim.
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A picture is a horse and a woman wearing a cowboy hat, standing in the snow, taken from the side. The horse is wearing a huge, Santa-like cover. It is red, and has white trim.
Horse gifts
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roonie pro 16 hours ago
never look a horse gift in the mouth
dreyfusslugado 16 hours ago
Look, never mouth a horse in the gift.
mare pro 11 hours ago
I got nothing
MackReed pro 8 hours ago
horse *jifts*
wombatman70 2 hours ago
“Actually we meant it as a transitive verb. In this universe Santa is a horse who brings all the, uh, good little cowpokes gifts. So, y’know… Horse gifts.”
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csilverman

cookie

A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#inktober day 30: cookie

#notesArt
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BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
By far the scariest image you have made all inktober
m3moellering 17 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ++
gormat

Moderately spooky pie

A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
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A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
It didn't achieve the bubbly-goop-eyes I've seen elsewhere, but still tasted good.
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snowbow 8 hours ago
Crikey
dad

MAD Halloween by Aragones

Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.
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Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.
Yesterday
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artwells pro Yesterday
I remember this exact one
samh pro 21 hours ago
Nice
Lockjaw

Happy Little Postal Worker

A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.
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A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.
If you zoom in on the easel, you might see a surprise. Also, the postcards next to it are from my favorite solo board game, Final Girl. Couldn't resist.
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
"as a courtesy to other customers..." is where most people stop reading the sign.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound It doesn't work. It's more as a backup when I politely ask someone to please take your call off Louder Than God speaker mode and take it outside.
0y3ahSansAcut3

Game Day

French protestor returns a tear gas cannister, with a raquet.
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French protestor returns a tear gas cannister, with a raquet.
I liked the spirit of this.
Yesterday
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karmakaze

I did the thing

A sticker reading “I voted"
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A sticker reading “I voted"
I still miss the big lever but I do like the new thing that shows you your actual paper ballot in the confirmation step.
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LocalStain

Disco Jimothy.

May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.
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May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.
Because why not....?

source: https://www.etsy.com/listing...
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y95

 

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jpoulos pro 11 hours ago
The Emmy-winning creator of Widow's Bay.
MackReed

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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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jive_t pro 2 days ago
Seems unfair to Alfred E Neuman but I get the message
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Oh man, I loves me good Venn Diagram!
dad

Zombified Big Josh

A towering green-faced zombie cowboy sculpture wearing a white hat, tan shirt, and dark trousers stands outdoors.
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A towering green-faced zombie cowboy sculpture wearing a white hat, tan shirt, and dark trousers stands outdoors.
Our local muffler man gets a different costume every year.
https://thestationjoshuatree.com/
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dogwelder

Recently discarded from our school library

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mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
Needs the boyfriends gaze meme
O_C

Underworld Detective Oct 1951 Michael McCann

illustration art shows a woman with blonde hair, a lit cigarette dangling between her red lips
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illustration art shows a woman with blonde hair, a lit cigarette dangling between her red lips
source: https://www.tumblr.com/notpulpc...
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B6FA798A3449 pro 16 hours ago
She tracks down the Freur 7-inches, the Lemon Interrupt DATs
LocalStain

[commute]

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snarkout

Friday Dance Party

Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.
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Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Cats dance to a Satanic tune in a detail from 'The Witches Cove Creek', a 16th century Flemish painting by a follower of Jan Mandijn" #painting #paintings #fdp
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vosechu pro 2 hours ago
I needed this really bad this week. Thank you!
O_C

no more days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Screen grab of a row of department-store window televisions all showing ads for the Silver Shamrock mask company with a floating orange pumpkin mask from the 1982 film "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (dir. Tommy Lee Wallace).
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Screen grab of a row of department-store window televisions all showing ads for the Silver Shamrock mask company with a floating orange pumpkin mask from the 1982 film "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (dir. Tommy Lee Wallace).
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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artwells pro Yesterday
It's time!
It's time!
poorusher 21 hours ago
https://ishalloween.com/
nikkuneko pro 20 hours ago
SIL
VER
SHAMROCK!
Vidiot

and that is beautiful

'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"
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'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"
source: https://mail.google.com/mail...
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scruss pro Yesterday
"The world is ugly,
And the people are sad."
RMarshall pro Yesterday
"Deputy dog dog a ding dang depa depa" (All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world 🤪)
jeffehobbs Yesterday
and that is beautiful
neuracnu pro Yesterday
Except for the people who's parachute didn't open. They die furious and terrified.
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karmakaze

Halloween in the Office

A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick
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A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick
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karmakaze pro 3 days ago
Today is the office Halloween thing. I got a bunch of plastic snakes and some green lipstick and called it good enough for cubicle work.
ba pro 2 days ago
well-played
m3moellering 2 days ago
<insert ELO’s “Turned to Stone”>
m3moellering

Designated Avian Specialist

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She loves birding. And I love being in the outdoors and her, not necessarily in that order.
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bezt pro Yesterday
Montezuma?
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I love this affirmation. These are so important, like gorgeous artifacts in time.
m3moellering Yesterday
@bezt Yup!
m3moellering Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🫶
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