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jpoulos

Fawty-one yeeaz

A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
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A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
Me (right) and my BFF/it's-complicated since high school, yesterday, Peaks Island, ME.
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MackReed pro 6 hours ago
Wuv. Twu wuv.
jpoulos pro 6 hours ago
@MackReed the twuest.
Vidiot

from Rachel Lichtman's amazing Programme 4

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source: https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives...
18 hours ago
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frothywalrus 17 hours ago
My friend would tell you it was originally from Pakistan
heyitsal pro 12 hours ago
P4 seems really cool!
MackReed

whip of the week

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‘59 Minsk

no further helpful info at the source, but lots of speculation about why the driver would want to arrive with a wet/cold left leg:

https://www.reddit.com/r...
14 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 13 hours ago
Reliability and simplicity made Minsk motorcycles a cult brand in Vietnam, which was the most extensive export market. Minsk motorcycles were among the Soviet motorcycles that were distributed by SATRA, UK, under the Minsk Saturn 125 and Cossack brand names from 1973 to 1979
joshmillard pro 7 hours ago
would
roonie pro 6 hours ago
This is how you protect your hairdo.
snowbow

interior

ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
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ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
i included a little illustration of a pigeon inside as my friend who is getting this loves them!
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robotmachine

 

<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
20 hours ago
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m3moellering 20 hours ago
Heehee
bezt pro 18 hours ago
blockchain
Davezilla pro 15 hours ago
Strange women lying in cities distributing bicycles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical velodromic ceremony.
dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
@Davezilla +++
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nikkuneko

my (far less impressive) "mac stack"

a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
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a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
inspired by the original post here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ
and the followups here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOB
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOD

i too can (at least kinda) demonstrate the march of port progress in my still-not-discarded mac laptops, from ~2006 to now, plus a special guest appearance.

that "stack" in the first two photos, from bottom to top, not quite oldest to newest for the sake of stability, with a left and right side view:
2006 macbok pro
2011 macbook pro
2012 macbook pro
2024 macbook air (current machine)
2011 macbook air
last-gen ipod classic (160GB)
ipod shuffle

missing in action: my 2008 white polycarbonate macbook, which was stolen in 2011, and my ipad air 4, which was sitting on the couch

and, just for shits and giggles, photo 3 is the ports on the back of my somehow-still-existing 800mhz imac G4, which i keep meaning to plug in again just to have some vibes in the spare bedroom
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robotmachine

 

<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
20 hours ago
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snowbow

coptic stitch bookbinding

photograph of a handmade sketchbook bound with purple cord and a moose pattern (gold and red) on the front and back covers.
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photograph of a handmade sketchbook bound with purple cord and a moose pattern (gold and red) on the front and back covers.
been doing some bookbinding lately. i made this sketchbook for a friend's upcoming birthday, it has partial mixed media paper and partial watercolour paper in it. i'd really like to make more! coptic stitch books are nice to make because the pages lie flat.

this is the tutorial that i followed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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bezt

Non Hallucinatory Ports

r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
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r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

(in conversation with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ)
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nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
weirdly, this makes me miss my 2008 polycarbonate mac (top of the stack). that was the one i actually lost (was stolen out of my car)
hassebasse 12 hours ago
I managed to skip the generations with only USB-C ports, I am glad Apple took to their senses again.
wjcstp pro 11 hours ago
I’m glad they re-added the MagSafe port, even with the unnecessary design changes over the years it’s a genuinely great idea.
rk2z pro 11 hours ago
I miss my 2012, it was still upgradeable :(
My 2019 is still barely holding on but the fan screams all the time, and the usb only is a pain.
I just bought an M3 back from IT at my last job and getting set it up this week!
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artwells

Lunch

Bowl of ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Clear pig back broth, with a tare of mixed animal fats, tamari, fermented garlic, and mirin. Topped with nori, bonito, salmon furikake, togarashi, roasted hatch chili and New York steak.
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jer pro 15 hours ago
Art, I'm really considering just showing up some random lunchtime 🤤
artwells pro 14 hours ago
@jer you got to give me warning to make two, or be prepared to fight me for it.
jer pro 7 hours ago
@artwells Homemade ramen AND a brawl? Sir, don't threaten me with a good time.
robotmachine

My 14yo during summer

<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. 
Crucially, it does not work"
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<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
Crucially, it does not work"
20 hours ago
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artwells pro 15 hours ago
I worked swing/nights when I was 18. I'd just skip sleep Friday night.
rogrtheshrubber pro 12 hours ago
@artwells For a couple of years I worked rotating 4-12s. Four days from 6 AM to 6 PM, then four off, then four nights from 6 PM to 6 AM, four off, rinse and repeat. Trying to sleep was impossible so we all just stayed drunk.
cottenwess

not enough time.

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twilight zone episode scene of man standing on library steps after the end of the world, and his glasses are broken.
my to-be-read pile keeps growing! make it stop! i need time to get through them all! i'm almost at 200 books!
20 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 20 hours ago
Just don't do what this bloke did, and try not to break your reading glasses.
bencmeissner pro 20 hours ago
If a to-be-read list is achievable, it’s not ambitious enough.
ufez pro 17 hours ago
I just watched this episode during a recent TZ marathon!
Argie pro 6 hours ago
The tsundoku is strong with you @cottenwess
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Vidiot

 

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source: https://www.ncrabbithole.com/p...
20 hours ago
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thelonius 20 hours ago
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
It's the flimsy hat.
jessamyn

So. Many. Dongles.

Five mac laptops stacked on top of one another and three ipads stacked on top of those. There are so many ports of various kinds facing the viewer.
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Five mac laptops stacked on top of one another and three ipads stacked on top of those. There are so many ports of various kinds facing the viewer.
Some of these are merely inherited. And some I already got rid of. I should maybe get rid of a few more.

via this and the ones he links to: https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOM
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nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
hah, your title! i ALMOST put a few generations of dongles on top of my pile for shits 'n' giggles (including, yes, a firewire 400-to-800 for incredible timeliness)
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
I have two full bags of spaghetti, and more in a camera bag. Some isn't even bagged.
robotmachine

 

<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"
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<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"
20 hours ago
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snarkout

This is fine.

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...

Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
corbie Yesterday
postcards from the Anthropocene
mare pro Yesterday
I’ve been on that beach many times. Stark naked. The view wasn’t this spectacular, the eye watering and lung splitting smoke wasn’t present. It was just nice, vacation.
LocalStain

Call me Ishmael.

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ardgedee pro 21 hours ago
Damn I would love that one. Don't see it in their online store. Was just in the area a couple years ago, too.

They do have this one though, which would get some people wound up hereabouts...
https://store.whalingmuseum.org/collecti...
m3moellering 20 hours ago
@ardgedee +++
artwells

Angie, Extreme Grief Counsellor

women having tea on a sofa. the coffee table in front of them is a man in a coffin with a glass top
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women having tea on a sofa. the coffee table in front of them is a man in a coffin with a glass top
19 hours ago
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ufez pro 16 hours ago
Now Grandpa will always be a part of your Beer Pong games.
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
This has a "killing time before the porno shoot" vibe.
dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
something something cheeseball
vosechu pro 13 hours ago
Imagine the smell
otaman pro 11 hours ago
Coffeen Table
pk pro 10 hours ago
@ardgedee alternately, it's the beginning of a unique concept for a porno shoot
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joffaboy

Fata Morgana

A 4 masted sailing ship seems to hover above the ocean in a mirage
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A 4 masted sailing ship seems to hover above the ocean in a mirage
https://www.threads.com/@treviso...
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ang pro Yesterday
Sweet jumps, taken.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
"No barnacles on THIS baby!"
y95

Meowthuselah

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Liam is 16 and while he’s still keeping it tight in the grooming and box departments, he’s taken to wandering the halls all night and howling like a Victorian ghost child.
“Bryan!” “Now!” “I’m Done!” Can be made out as asks to be fed and then finishes. He’s a regular Michigan J Frog, summoning spirits in a guttural bray until you came in the room where you would be met with an innocent “meow”.
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joffaboy

Sorry Robot / Happy Human

Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
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Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
A font called " Decoy Font " has appeared that humans can read, but looks like different characters to AI.
https://x.com/i...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
This hurts my eyes/soul.

Which might explain a few things.
hertz pro Yesterday
I only see "SORRY ROBOT"? What does ... oh god no, please don't let this be how I find out?!
dogwelder pro Yesterday
@hertz, try squinting.
niicholas Yesterday
I scrolled too fast and saw HORNY ROBIN or maybe SAPPY ROMAN
Mozai 22 hours ago
Making things more difficult/distressing for humans in the hopes that a robot's owner is inconvenienced.
Davezilla pro 15 hours ago
Squint and all will be revealed.
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kokogiak

Parade

Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
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Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
We had dinner in Boston's North End last night, and I tried to get a photo of the Old North Church, framed kind of nicely by the trees. These two guys were just moving this equipment down the street right then, and I shouted, stupidly "Hey, it's a parade!" That's what earned me this wonderful bit of side-eye.
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vosechu pro 13 hours ago
Beautiful framing!
jessamyn pro 7 hours ago
I love it just like it is, very Boston.
Xedrik 4 hours ago
Looks like Steve's at it again... https://www.youtube.com/watch...
nikkuneko

my regrets go with me!

a blister-packed toy that looks like the white-and-red shirted waldo from the children's books. the cardback for the toy reads "WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF"; to the left side an illustration of the character is saying "My regrets go with me!". below this are two small banners that read "he has done things" and "terrible things". the obviousplant logo is at the bottom of the cardback with an even tinier waldo saying "murder things"
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a blister-packed toy that looks like the white-and-red shirted waldo from the children's books. the cardback for the toy reads "WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF"; to the left side an illustration of the character is saying "My regrets go with me!". below this are two small banners that read "he has done things" and "terrible things". the obviousplant logo is at the bottom of the cardback with an even tinier waldo saying "murder things"
via ObviousPlant on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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LocalStain

North Station.

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Boston in a nutshell.
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bezt pro 18 hours ago
SOON
tamrow pro 16 hours ago
“I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
THE KING OF THE NORTH
vosechu pro 13 hours ago
What’s in the background? Another building or the rings of Saturn?
mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
We swore an oath to man this wall
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 9 hours ago
I see no gods, other than ME
roonie pro 5 hours ago
"We shouldn't have to race for food - do you see any chickens running?
Rise up against the Masters!"
cristin pro 4 hours ago
UNGOVERNABLE!
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Argie

Beyond lay the realm of Elves

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"A visualisation of Architect William Bridges's proposal for a structure crossing the Avon River in Bristol, UK in 1793."

Pretty cool IMO, shame it wasn't built.

Instead they built this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... which is a pretty cool suspension bridge. Wouldn't attract elves tho
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poorusher 5 hours ago
Clifton Suspension Bridge = huge suicide spot. The tidal changes in the Bristol Channel are big.
MackReed

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animation loop of a dodecahedron limned in black lines on white with 3D 5-pointed stars rotating on each pentagonal face
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gwint

For better or worse

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via https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
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MackReed pro 16 hours ago
been there. paid for that.
urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
You only need peripherals for data ownership. You aren't allowed to own data.
nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
for some reason, something in this photo looks not-quite-right, but i can't quite place my finger on it. like that slightly-disproportionate-stretchy oddness.

that said, i definitely have my own "laptop pile" at home with which i could recreate this whole progression.
gwint pro 14 hours ago
Looking at it in full res, it actually does look a little AI-ish. Damn. I think I'll try to recreate this properly with my pile o' laptops.
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
@nikkuneko @gwint extra USB symbols around the ports, including the Firewire-ish ports. And I don't think Apple ever had a laptop with both FW400 and FW800 ports. Just one or the other.
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Now that I think about it, I doubt Apple ever had a laptop with both Magsafe connector and full-size DVI jack, but I could be wrong on that one too. The
bezt pro 13 hours ago
Magsafe arrived in 2006, the last full-size DVI on a Macbook is 2008, so there's basically just the first few Intel Macbook Pros. I'm pretty sure there weren't any who had Magsafe and full DVI on the same side of the laptop.

For a non hallucinatory Mac Stack, see https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOB
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
@bezt @ardgedee i had a (2006?) macbook pro that had a big ol' DVI port AND a magsafe IIRC, but i'll need to check when i get home. and yeah, i think it threw me because it was on the other (right) side of the machine; i think that whatever generated the images partly moved ports that were on both sides of the machines and mushed 'em together.

thanks for the sanity check, y'all!
nikkuneko pro 10 hours ago
it's stupid, but i had to do it with the handful of macs i had around the house:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOM
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Davezilla

Ace of Swords

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Another card done. Well, at least for now. I have pneumonia, so I am struggling to sit up long and draw.

ACE OF SWORDS. I had a weird vision about replacing the crown of the RWS with the corona of a solar eclipse. Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved.
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joffaboy

Onya Fritz

Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
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Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
https://mefisocial.files.fedi....
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bezt pro 2 days ago
Zwicky was brilliant, but I’ll note that his observation was “astronomers are spherical bastards”, and he was very much an astronomer.
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
And I'll note that "spherical bastard" is variation on an older term "revolving SOB."
jmck

Lucy Sparrow: The Beginning of Convenience

photo of grocery store shelf except all the products are made out of felt
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photo of grocery store shelf except all the products are made out of felt
A grocery store filled with felt simulacra
13 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
I've never felted this way before.
cristin pro 4 hours ago
I have one of her pieces, a felted can of beans.

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