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I love this so much
I love this so muck
I hove this so muck.
I hove this to muck.
I drove this to muck
the whole thing is different if Theseus is a brain in a vat
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A «no parking» sign from a hospital, worn out by sun and weather so the letters have become ragged and disformed,now resembling those of the Metallica logo.
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color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
left my camera in my backpack so i took a selfie on the way out the door.
new position the last few months, and it is wearing me the fuck out. i’m not sure how long i’m gonna last dealing with a certain person’s tantrums on a regular basis.
maybe going on flickr later
(EDIT: https://www.flickr.com/photos...)
new position the last few months, and it is wearing me the fuck out. i’m not sure how long i’m gonna last dealing with a certain person’s tantrums on a regular basis.
maybe going on flickr later
(EDIT: https://www.flickr.com/photos...)
Hang in there- I took a high-paying job last year, supposedly to turn around a business, and no one will listen to a word I say. So, I’m fucking retiring. Enough of that noise I’m too old to fight that kind of battle anymore. I’ll be broke, but it has been a shit year. Not to make this all about me, but to say I can really relate.
I reach 25 years Jan 1 2026, and I can retire when I'm 60.....not sure I can afford to, but, if like I get sick or something like that, or there is a crisis with Mom to where I can't keep working and look after her, it is very nice to know that option is there in 2027.
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Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
Schiedam is quite a pretty city in the Netherlands. What makes it nicer than many other Dutch cities is that is that it’s also occasionally slightly dilapidated. Most other places here have been turned into museums by now, and they’re gorgeous, but frankly quite boring.
#Dutch #Netherlands #windmill
#Dutch #Netherlands #windmill
I love city windmills. Created on a pedestal to rise above the surrounding buildings.
There's one in Utrecht as well
There's one in Utrecht as well
I love crusty old boats and the, sometimes, crusty people inside them.
@joost Schiedam has a whole row of them. Depending on where you are in the city, you can see at least three simultaneously. On days they are operational, it's magnificent. (Dit weet je waarschijnlijk al)
Used to mill for genever distillery apparently. Looks wonderful
@joost The whole city of Schiedam used to practically swim in genever, and the money it generated :-) Generation upon generation of alcoholics, no doubt
Makes you think of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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a holiday scene, with two women drinking wine up front and a naked guy drinking jameson in front of a christmas tree in the back
having a traditional holiday season.
“Simply having a magical penis wine” keeps recurring on this website
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
See also: Christianity
True Toymakers?
Christmas is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever.
"Stop saying shit like that. It's unprofessional."
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culpam in fossanova
Carpool lane here we come!
That bluesky thread is gold.
me on the way to play WH40K with the bois
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A brightly colored devil figure jogs through the dark. The figure is purple and blue, with a blurriness about the body that suggests speed, fur, or both. Its arms and feet are reddish-yellow; its feet glow with yellow sparks. It is wearing a blazing red-and-yellow devil mask, and the devil's beard is also giving off sparks. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
Huge if true.
@samh godDAMNit.
@samh 🏆 You win today
@samh respect
@samh top tier comment
This is justification for comment liking.
@samh +++++++
🤙 @MackReed @bencmeissner @jpoulos @Davezilla @dapete @tweedlydo
@samh I was going to applaud but decided too much might swell your head and put you off your game!:-)
Awww this was originally made by my (now ex) coworker Alex.
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Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
Stumbled across this piece of art in The Hague (Den Haag) this weekend. 'Internetkat' by Nick Ervinck.
#netherlands #cat #art #thehague
#netherlands #cat #art #thehague
If it fits, he Frits
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Dress patterns reminiscent of World War II naval vessel camouflage.
Dazzle Shifts
Actual LOL at comment and @niicholas
i have a grey/black dress with diagonal lines and i get compliments EVERY time i wear it
I took this into a photo editor to compare, and the center figure has been stretched to be slightly wider than the other two. The impact of lines is no doubt real, but someone juiced the effect here--kind of uncool in my opinion.
(Dazzle ship joke still solid though)
(Dazzle ship joke still solid though)
@hmm the same thought occurred to me but I was too lazy to do the test. Thanks for checking. Procrastination pays off once again :)
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A highly detailed photo of stars and galaxies
'The telescope behind it is the Vera C. Rubin Observatory in Chile, equipped with the world’s biggest digital astronomy camera — a 3.2-gigapixel monster known as the LSST Camera.'
Via Facebook
Via Facebook
My god…
wow!
They have star anise cinnamon rolls in space!
@me3dia ++
Oh my god... this is just simply gorgeous and amazing.
Huge if true.
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A man dressed as a Christmas tree riding the subway.
"Mind the sap" Ehhhhhh
This must be the branch line.
Firs are back in style
All spruced up and nowhere to go
@otaman bravo!
If this guy falls down on the subway does he really make a sound?
Take a bough, commenters.
Where'd the tree go?
Oh, it's conifer-a train ride.
Oh, it's conifer-a train ride.
Seen elsewhere: "Wearing fir in this day and age? Shame."
Nah, that's the A Pine
Spruces up the place
Doing camouflage wrong.
Something about this picture is needling me
I wonder if Pine can get email on that phone?
I wood go out on a limb and say that’s uncomfortable, however this is one of those evergreen content pieces.
Dude must get a lot of needling
Peak Xmas season.
Yule log a lot of miles in the subway
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A man with long wavy hair, wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and a vest is playing a Gibson Thunderbird bass on stage
Patti Smith Group. I collect pictures of these because the original run from 63-65 was around 600 pcs. max, and it’s my favorite bass in the known universe. Mahogany is brittle and most of them have been broken or put in vaults. They’re exceedingly rare out in the world now.
This shot is from Saturday Night Live in 1976. Still from a video.
This shot is from Saturday Night Live in 1976. Still from a video.
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animation of a dark city street in which frames are multiplied and reprinted over and over to look like an endless striving of the neon storefronts to the left and the zebra crossing passing under the camera.
must be a pedestrian-friendly city... the entire street is nothing but crosswalk.
Eyes Wide Shut vibes
When the puddle of liquid was a little larger than you were counting on.
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This is great! Would be interesting to see something like this for Dan's Handsome Boy Modeling School, which is also somewhat of a concept album.
Unexpected Chris Grace appearance
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My husband had his 4th surgery of the year recently - he'll be fine - and will be "out" until March-ish. . . meaning I've had to do all of the outdoor chores myself, like getting ready for winter this fall (brag: my wood piles are works of art) and winter itself now, like splitting all the wood and alllll the snow clearing: shoveling around the house and blowing the snow on our mile long road/driveway, no small joke in the high Colorado mountains.
Our old snowblower attachment for our Toolcat is almost 20 years old and had a whole host of problems, including a hydraulic system that kept going kaput (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q1B3). Alas, we can't just haul it on a trailer to the mechanics so last year we had the Bobcat people here twice to fix problems we couldn't do ourselves, which was a thing considering the nearest Bobcat dealer is 3 hours away. . . a very expensive thing. Grrr!
SOooooo after realizing I was going to have to do all the snowblowing for the winter alone and, not wanting to spend hours in <0 degree temps swearing at whatever broke this time, hoping that a little grease gun action would fix it or desperately applying JB weld to holes and blah blah blah - doable when we were splitting the work but now has turned from "just irritating/part of life" to actually problematic - I asked for a new snowblower attachment for Xmas. Had to take a loan for it (thanks Trump tariffs! JFC!!) but now it's here! It's here!!!
It's A M A Z I N G. The skid-shoes haven't been re- welded on multiple times at multiple levels. There's no holes in the chute so it actually blows out at a distance instead of falling out. The auger doesn't freeze whenever you look at it wrong. The two stages actually work in parallel. The chute itself is on a sprocket wheel, not a chain, so you don't have to stop every 10 minutes and clear ice chunks out.
Our push/walk behind blower - a lovely Honda 2 stage, self-propelled blower with treads/track drive which throws snow 50 feet and starts when it's 20 below that I also love - is called Odin because it's so powerful and our troublesome old Toolcat blower was Loki. So obviously this new one is now Thor.
THOR!!! All praise THOR!! We received Thor in time for a snowstorm which dumped 4 feet of snow in 3 days and I already LOVE LOVE LOVE Thor. I never want to be without Thor again. You can have your awesome tech doodads and cooking geegaws and music fun widgets and things your kids made for you for Xmas: all I want is Thor. And I have him! I'm soooo lucky!!!
I'M SO HAPPY.
edit: the machine is not new, just the attachment!
Our old snowblower attachment for our Toolcat is almost 20 years old and had a whole host of problems, including a hydraulic system that kept going kaput (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q1B3). Alas, we can't just haul it on a trailer to the mechanics so last year we had the Bobcat people here twice to fix problems we couldn't do ourselves, which was a thing considering the nearest Bobcat dealer is 3 hours away. . . a very expensive thing. Grrr!
SOooooo after realizing I was going to have to do all the snowblowing for the winter alone and, not wanting to spend hours in <0 degree temps swearing at whatever broke this time, hoping that a little grease gun action would fix it or desperately applying JB weld to holes and blah blah blah - doable when we were splitting the work but now has turned from "just irritating/part of life" to actually problematic - I asked for a new snowblower attachment for Xmas. Had to take a loan for it (thanks Trump tariffs! JFC!!) but now it's here! It's here!!!
It's A M A Z I N G. The skid-shoes haven't been re- welded on multiple times at multiple levels. There's no holes in the chute so it actually blows out at a distance instead of falling out. The auger doesn't freeze whenever you look at it wrong. The two stages actually work in parallel. The chute itself is on a sprocket wheel, not a chain, so you don't have to stop every 10 minutes and clear ice chunks out.
Our push/walk behind blower - a lovely Honda 2 stage, self-propelled blower with treads/track drive which throws snow 50 feet and starts when it's 20 below that I also love - is called Odin because it's so powerful and our troublesome old Toolcat blower was Loki. So obviously this new one is now Thor.
THOR!!! All praise THOR!! We received Thor in time for a snowstorm which dumped 4 feet of snow in 3 days and I already LOVE LOVE LOVE Thor. I never want to be without Thor again. You can have your awesome tech doodads and cooking geegaws and music fun widgets and things your kids made for you for Xmas: all I want is Thor. And I have him! I'm soooo lucky!!!
I'M SO HAPPY.
edit: the machine is not new, just the attachment!
Your winters are sooooo different to mine. In winter I just have to decide if I really can be bothered with an umbrella that day or not! 😊
Thor is very beastly, for me doing that would be so much fun, but I'm sure after a while it's just a chore
Thor is very beastly, for me doing that would be so much fun, but I'm sure after a while it's just a chore
I need to see a photo of your wood pile.
As someone who has done a turn splitting and stacking firewood, I admire a well-stacked wood pile.
As someone who has done a turn splitting and stacking firewood, I admire a well-stacked wood pile.
Please be posting wood piles
Winter with a big W.
That’s a wonderful machine!
THOR DEFEAT ULLR
@wjcstp The machine is . . . okay, it's almost 20 years old too and also has its problems, but it is wonderful for its age and for being affordable when we bought it awhile ago.
@Argie It may seem fun but all tractors needs a lot of maintenance, and an attachment like this one even more so with additional work; it always take a good 20 minutes to clean afterwards, and when you're standing in below -20 C windchill with a grease gun chipping ice away from the lube points you may curse your life or wish for umbrella time ;)
@Argie It may seem fun but all tractors needs a lot of maintenance, and an attachment like this one even more so with additional work; it always take a good 20 minutes to clean afterwards, and when you're standing in below -20 C windchill with a grease gun chipping ice away from the lube points you may curse your life or wish for umbrella time ;)
i am in awe of your quotidia.
You had me at mile long driveway
Salute!