SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL'S GONNA BE YOUR YEAR

yaaay

@nikkuneko Sophomore year was a good year, AND IT CAN BE AGAIN!

My dad just got braces for the first time and says it feels like he's got a mouth full of barbed wire. Kudos to you for making it through.

look at them chompers!

congrats!

My wife has a few months of middle-aged braces left.

they look great!

YAY! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

his hair really explains everything doesn't it

the cheese plate had to be shoved to the back

relevant https://www.yellow5.com/pokey...

Eggs, with a side of eggs

*Groucho Marx voice*
“And two hard-boiled eggs.”
*HONK*
“And one goose egg.”

That is one awesome move.

FINISH HIM

Takedown Street

WOW

I wish this gif was a lot longer

Re: the cat's tail: "I put my (paw) between his eyes, said 'don't breathe'. He took a breath, and he knew he breathed his last breath"

Good title work.

you gnaw nothing, Jon Snow

The Iron And Vitamin A Throne

The gnaw'th remembers!

Cersei Hamister*

*yes, I know, dammit.

I can't shake this feeling that the original is much more informative than the English version.

How I feel about my wife

@caitlinburke https://www.youtube.com/watch...

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/at1CHeOI...

In the Netherlands you get “Wegens omstandigheden gesloten”, which translates to “closed due to circumstances”. The unspecified circumstances are often something personal (like a death in the family), but also other things you might not want to mention like (impending) bankruptcy.

Says exactly what I was thinking

aka The Biden

@chicobangs that's the Title of the picture

We call it Pulling a Biden

HA HA IT'S JUST LIKE THAT JOHNNY BIDEN GUY

i like that he has no shoes and way too many toes and fingers anyway you guys hear about this Biden thing?

@jonson BUT WHY HE HAVE NO SHOES

ME BAD AT MEME

"Just here for a Biden, not for your Benjamins."

@joshmillard that looks like the normal amount of fingers to me.

[raises hand, chuckles] GUILTY!

Reminds me of Joe Biden

this is just like that gropey sniffing VP we had one time

Is nobody going to mention this is just like Joe Biden?

@travis
Man, what did Millard Fillmore ever do to YOU?!

@Mr_Encyclopedia WOW, great catch

Make it suck, Lieutenant...

Just watched Wrath of Khan again for the first time in eons. Its on Prime. So good

reverse the tachyons, brad

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are in Starfleet.

Undercover boss: Starkiller base

@MackReed Your universe-mixing is giving me angina.

@Lord_John_Whorfin Wheeeeee!

Awwwwwwwww

I thought this was just some old disfigured toy before realizing it was a dog.

IT'S KICKING IN

Looks like I picked the wrong mission to give up mushrooms.

It would be very hard for me to not look at the other side.

This isn't art - it's copy writing :\

Definitely art. And a diptych at that.

I like it but it's a little terse

https://mltshp.com/p/1F92S

it'll do, but you don't get to hang more than one of these

see also Salvador Dali: https://youtu.be/BIDaxl4xqJ4

I think it's funny how I've seen the Mona Lisa so many times throughout my life she doesn't even really register as a real person, but those animations, especially the middle one, breathe incredible new life into her.

Of course, I also think the middle one strays the furthest from her actual appearance and looks more like a different woman painted to look like the Mona Lisa rather than the actual Mona Lisa. That will probably be the telltale for these sorts of deep fakes in the future, I don't think neural nets will be very good at keeping a face looking like the same person whenever their head position strays too far from the source image.

same, but just for a primary care provider

You can not silence any voice. It hits two-fold. The silenced voice can’t communicate and also hits a resolve that their voice isn’t being heard. A very dangerous game. A game with no winners

Gary Lockwood, "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

cat5

@XYLENE, early cat1

[markdowns intensify]

The roof, now 50% off!

Mauled.

https://external-preview.redd.it/kf99dyu-...

The future we were promised!

Nothing but flowers.

Saved to JG Ballard SHK

@jazon It may still happen.

I mean.

I'm better now...

just stand there a moment and let me catch my breath

How did he even use the... My brain done broke.

Hammock, the Can of Farts

In-tents-ifies?

Evolution? I don't know, this looks pretty intelligently designed to me.

We watched the first 2 episodes last night and ok, i’m in.

@wjcstp YESSSSSSSS

Alright fine, I'm gonna watch this. If this isn't funny, there'll be hell to pay.