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every goddamn day
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illustration of a racoon standing on two legs while wearing a cowboy hat and boots, looking at the viewer with uncertainty, with the text, "My body hurts and I'm mad at the government."
in 50,000 km, keep right
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A view out the window of a spaceship. The window is tall, with rounded sides, and surrounded by a heavy metal frame. The gray wall of the spaceship, with various beams and bolts, is visible beyond the frame. Out the window is the starry black of space, with a bright white-gray moon in the center. We're pretty close to the moon. The surface shadows are sharp and visible. Clamped to the upper frame of the window is a small consumer GPS unit, the kind you'd have in your car, displaying the words "keep right" in white lettering, along with "50 thousand km". The GPS displays the usual pink route and arrows indicating how to get to the moon. In the lower left of the screen is a small round icon indicating that the local speed limit is 90km/h. Fortunately there are no cops in space, yet. Good luck out there, Artemis crew. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
(voice of Carl Sagan) In order to make a right turn, first you must create the universe.
This is excellent.
I love this
Weekend at Yurties
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Spent the weekend in a Yurt near Newport, Oregon. It was a super low tide weekend with lots of beach to comb and tide pools to explore!
Ain't no yurt like Pistol Yurt!
I want that!
Spent the night in Newport
In a yurt up in the hills
In a yurt up in the hills
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius!
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I am totally in. I want to live in a world where we think about doing this for each other all the time.
It's April 1st somewhere in the space time continuum
"... from chimpan-A to chimpan-ZEE..."
No cursed prince in this one. Just a toad.
Robert Smalls
[sad robot noises]
Trump quote, literally today
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The future President of Venezuela......
Car
for those who celebrate
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Klingon on a billboard above a building sign that says "He is risen"
the actor (Robert O'Reilly) who played Gowron used his eyes to great effect.
@cristin in his own words https://www.reddit.com/r...
@Argie thanks!
Monday
easter is over
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
Hey
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Screen capture from the 1984 film 'Night of the Comet.' Two young women sit on the hood of a police car, both of its front doors open. Downtown Los Angeles is behind them, the sky an eerie red. Subtitled dialogue text reads "Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."
Pysanka Time!
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Mrs. Otaman was busy creating pysanky for customers & clients. I think she made about 36 just in the past week! I only got a few snaps of the leftover ones here. Top right is my favourite – a new design for this year. I also love the wonderful accident on the bottom left. This egg got some moisture inside during one stage of dyeing (my wife works on emptied eggs), and the moisture negatively affected how the blue dye adhered. The resulting starry-sky effect is really cool though, and I'm calling this the Artemis II egg.
Irrigation Day
Moebius
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A black and white illustration by Moebius. It shows several human figures watching some weird alien-looking thing with a lot of tendrils. They are surrounded by a large number of bunny people.
Monochromatic Monday?
just in time for Easter
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meatloaf and tim curry on a card titled "Meat Loaf with Curry" and "Follow me for more recipes"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/...
Subscribe to my Patreon for more delicious recipes Gen-Xers love.
Is Jack Black, Meatloaf's love child?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 and if so, did Meatloaf leave a long-time bandmate to dangle after stating what everyone was thinking? Is that where Jack learned it?
Christina looks back at us
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Silhouetted view of astronaut Christina Koch looking up at the full Earth
Air Jammer
At All Times
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A black-and-white cartoon depicts three women in robes speaking to a group of men. The caption reads, "So ladies, thanks for being the first to witness and report the resurrection, and we'll take it from here."
Best Easter post
he has had it
Signed charity shop bargain
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Photograph of Joanna Lumley from Absolutely Fabulous. She is lighting a cigarette and looking very startled, wide-eyed with smudged lipstick, mascara and bedraggled hair.
Today’s find! Signed Joanna Lumley, otherwise known as Patsy from Ab Fab, what an icon 🤩 (£2.50, frame included) 👍🏼
https://www.reddit.com/r...
https://www.reddit.com/r...
Signed! Score.
Sheetpan chicken
get a real job
#ffu
The Flemish Clock
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
I stumbled on this big ass clock in the entryway of the Barcelona History Museum while exploring. It was built in 1576 and ran in the cathedral until 1864.
I’ve watched blacksmithing videos for years. I’ve always wanted to try forging but never really got around to it. Seeing this machine built almost entirely of forged steel was breathtaking. To give a sense of scale, I’m 5’10”/178cm and I was maybe crouching a little for this shot.
I thought the image was more interesting in negative so I didn’t convert to positive. Shot on a Minolta XD-11 with Kodak Tri-X pushed to 3200 and a 35mm lens.
I stumbled on this big ass clock in the entryway of the Barcelona History Museum while exploring. It was built in 1576 and ran in the cathedral until 1864.
I’ve watched blacksmithing videos for years. I’ve always wanted to try forging but never really got around to it. Seeing this machine built almost entirely of forged steel was breathtaking. To give a sense of scale, I’m 5’10”/178cm and I was maybe crouching a little for this shot.
I thought the image was more interesting in negative so I didn’t convert to positive. Shot on a Minolta XD-11 with Kodak Tri-X pushed to 3200 and a 35mm lens.
Yes, these old mechanisms are sights to behold.
The inversion gives it an unearthly M.C. Escher quality. Great picture
The inversion gives it an unearthly M.C. Escher quality. Great picture
Cool photos. I love that we still have these amazing, precise machines that were built by hand.
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My bucket overfloweth
Your _cup_ even https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Toilet of Disinformation
the more you know
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This is a stylized, humorous comic drawn in a simple red-and-white color scheme.
Overall layout:
The image looks like a poster or PSA. Bold, all-caps text appears at the top and bottom, framing a single large illustration in the center.
Main illustration:
A cartoon person has just tripped off a curb and is shown mid-fall, sprawled awkwardly on the ground. Their body is exaggeratedly limp, with long, thin limbs stretched out in unnatural positions.
The absurd twist:
Their bones have popped out of their body and are scattered on the ground around them—arms, legs, and even a skull lying separately.
The character is looking down at the loose bones with alarm.
Two speech bubbles say:
“OH NO, ALL OF MY BONES!”
“THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE OF ME.”
Environment:
A sidewalk and curb are visible, indicating they tripped while walking down the street.
The background is minimal, with dotted shading to suggest ground texture.
Tone and style:
The drawing is simple and cartoonish, not graphic or realistic.
The humor is absurd and exaggerated, playing on an impossible scenario (bones ejecting from a body).
The bottom text continues the joke by pretending this ridiculous outcome is a real risk, warning people to “look before you step off curbs.”
It’s a parody of overly dramatic safety warnings—taking a mundane accident (tripping) and escalating it into something hilariously impossible and grotesque in a playful, non-serious way. 'I ALL HAPPENS IN A HEARTBEAT. ONE MOMENT YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. THE NEXT YOU'VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN AND EJECTED ALL OF YOUR BONES. ALLOFMY OHNO BONES! THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BEINSIDE E OFME. OF ME. 대대국식터다다습니 / من AND ALL YOUR CLOTHES FALL OFF toO AND YOU'RE NAKED, AND EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR FLAPPY, EMPTY SKIN. ISIT IS WORTH THE RISK? IS IT WORTH THE SHAME? LOOK BEFORE YOU STEP OFF CURBS. ALL OF THIS STUFF CAN AND WILL HAPPEN.'
Overall layout:
The image looks like a poster or PSA. Bold, all-caps text appears at the top and bottom, framing a single large illustration in the center.
Main illustration:
A cartoon person has just tripped off a curb and is shown mid-fall, sprawled awkwardly on the ground. Their body is exaggeratedly limp, with long, thin limbs stretched out in unnatural positions.
The absurd twist:
Their bones have popped out of their body and are scattered on the ground around them—arms, legs, and even a skull lying separately.
The character is looking down at the loose bones with alarm.
Two speech bubbles say:
“OH NO, ALL OF MY BONES!”
“THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE OF ME.”
Environment:
A sidewalk and curb are visible, indicating they tripped while walking down the street.
The background is minimal, with dotted shading to suggest ground texture.
Tone and style:
The drawing is simple and cartoonish, not graphic or realistic.
The humor is absurd and exaggerated, playing on an impossible scenario (bones ejecting from a body).
The bottom text continues the joke by pretending this ridiculous outcome is a real risk, warning people to “look before you step off curbs.”
It’s a parody of overly dramatic safety warnings—taking a mundane accident (tripping) and escalating it into something hilariously impossible and grotesque in a playful, non-serious way. 'I ALL HAPPENS IN A HEARTBEAT. ONE MOMENT YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. THE NEXT YOU'VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN AND EJECTED ALL OF YOUR BONES. ALLOFMY OHNO BONES! THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BEINSIDE E OFME. OF ME. 대대국식터다다습니 / من AND ALL YOUR CLOTHES FALL OFF toO AND YOU'RE NAKED, AND EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR FLAPPY, EMPTY SKIN. ISIT IS WORTH THE RISK? IS IT WORTH THE SHAME? LOOK BEFORE YOU STEP OFF CURBS. ALL OF THIS STUFF CAN AND WILL HAPPEN.'
source: https://www.kingofblood.com/
