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The Cheney Sentinel, Kansas, May 29, 1913
I would love to see this apparently regular newspaper factoid feature revived.
I would love to see this apparently regular newspaper factoid feature revived.
ardgedee
Coulda sworn there was a Tumblr or Blogger account dedicated to the topic, because there was a period in the late '00s when these were frequently circulating.
@ardgedee https://www.tumblr.com/yesterda...
@karmakaze ❤️
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A long-exposure color photograph, showing a man (in shirt, tie, black hat, and gray pants) sitting in the middle of three shiny upholstered chairs on top of a set of stands where his feet are propped, while a ghostly blurred figure works on his shoes.
source: https://harpers.org/archive...
"With this early daguerreotype in mind, I traveled across New York City and asked people of different professions how long it takes them to earn one dollar. I then used their responses to calculate the exposure time for their respective portraits."
A dollar's worth of time from the lives of a sex worker, a pastor, a city council member, a butcher, a union organizer, a dry cleaner, and more, at the link. #photography
"With this early daguerreotype in mind, I traveled across New York City and asked people of different professions how long it takes them to earn one dollar. I then used their responses to calculate the exposure time for their respective portraits."
A dollar's worth of time from the lives of a sex worker, a pastor, a city council member, a butcher, a union organizer, a dry cleaner, and more, at the link. #photography
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a fake product by creator obviousplant, in this instance a thin volume that is titled "every jazz sound". below that, an image of a balding man with his eyes half closed, playing a trumpet, with the adjacent text column: "featuring: TOOT, SQUEE, BOP, WHAH WHAH, TOOT TOOT, FLUTE VIBRATO, BOOM BIP, TOOT TOOP, BASS, SNARE, KICK, RIM SHOT, SQUONK, ...AND MORE". below that, an inset of a fedora that reads "inlcudes *fedora rustle*" and a cartoon crab playing a fedora with the footer "a jazz crabs hearing aid"
via obviousplant on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/p...
Currently scatting
Forgetting the triple tongued “takkita takkita takkita”
Computer, give me a hat wobble
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Promo shot for the Red Castle Motel Hotel here in Perth. 1984
I am diggin that robe
I am diggin that robe
check the lease, baby, you're living in fruit plate city
That overhead detail with the blackout drapes! Nice space!
INTERIOR - JJ ARCHITECTS - 1968 - SUBURBAN CINCINNATI
Two actors. Greg, the lead architect is across the table from Ricky, the client.
Greg, takes a long drag from his cigarette. He pauses in contemplation. Camera slowly pans down to reveal an overflowing ashtray with 7 butts. Greg's hand comes into frame and smashes the 8th one in.
CUT TO:
CLOSEUP - GREG'S FACE
GREG has a puzzled, almost pained look on his face.
CUT TO:
CEILING
Camera pauses on the glare of an fluorescent overhead light. An audible buzz increases in volume.
CUT TO:
CLOSEUP - RICKY'S FACE
RICKY:
"and...yes...I think that's it!"
CUT TO:
CLOSEUP - GREG'S FACE
GREG let's out a long sigh.
Pauses.
Squints.
GREG:
"Wait...you want the what located where?"
Two actors. Greg, the lead architect is across the table from Ricky, the client.
Greg, takes a long drag from his cigarette. He pauses in contemplation. Camera slowly pans down to reveal an overflowing ashtray with 7 butts. Greg's hand comes into frame and smashes the 8th one in.
CUT TO:
CLOSEUP - GREG'S FACE
GREG has a puzzled, almost pained look on his face.
CUT TO:
CEILING
Camera pauses on the glare of an fluorescent overhead light. An audible buzz increases in volume.
CUT TO:
CLOSEUP - RICKY'S FACE
RICKY:
"and...yes...I think that's it!"
CUT TO:
CLOSEUP - GREG'S FACE
GREG let's out a long sigh.
Pauses.
Squints.
GREG:
"Wait...you want the what located where?"
@homerj ★
There's a better than zero chance I stayed in the Red Castle Motel Hotel
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Strange stone face with peeled nose
Pixel 8
This isn't my nose, it's a fake nose. They made me wear it.
Tycho Brahe?
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A matte black ant that has a very flat body with gothic details. It's like a series of black plates and spikes. The eyes are on the side of the head as it rests on a leaf. Photo from iNaturalist by melvynyeo
Gorgeous!
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Comic panel, a bespectacled older gentleman opens the door to you revealing a roomful of male clowns in pleated skirts with pompoms, found red noses and bald caps sprouting orange-tufted hair. He says, “ COME IN, GENTLEMEN.
WEVE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.!!
DO STEP
INSIDE AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.” while the clowns all shriek, “ WELCOME! WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME!”
WEVE BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.!!
DO STEP
INSIDE AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.” while the clowns all shriek, “ WELCOME! WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME!”
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gravestone reading "POET PHILOSPOHER & FAILURE"
I need this on the back of a hoodie.
C'est moi.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I totally thought this was a back-of-the-neck tattoo
@jpk I saw it that way too!
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leslie uggams being carried in by human-sized muppets
Happy pride, y’all
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I most definitely have already posted this to my personal SHK but I couldn't find it so I'm reposting it directly here since it's one of my favs
<sensible chuckle>
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The rookie here just completed her vaccinations and went down to the beach with me for the first time.
Early apprehensions was overcome when she reverted to her current teeth-forward approach to life and discovered that the beach is covered in stuff like kelp and seaweed that can be chewed on and torn apart.
Early apprehensions was overcome when she reverted to her current teeth-forward approach to life and discovered that the beach is covered in stuff like kelp and seaweed that can be chewed on and torn apart.
Yay puppy!
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Black and white photo of actorRobert Picardo & Jack Lemmon on stage.
"48 years ago, on this date, I opened in TRIBUTE -- my second Broadway show -- with the great #JackLemmon."
source: https://www.facebook.com/rpicardo...
source: https://www.facebook.com/rpicardo...
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A color illustration by Moebius.
That's just glorious.
At this point I'm convinced Björn has access to another dimension where Moebius is still alive, churning out masterpieces on the daily. I hope this isn't causing some slow rupture in the space-time continuum. OTOH, might be worth it.
@gwint Haha, I think I'm just lucky he was an incredibly prolific artist (or maybe that's just my cover story)
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Marilyn Monroe holds her arms out to her sides while wearing a magenta dress and arm-length gloves, while performing "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend"
Variety has a whole package for the actor's 100th birthday.
source: https://variety.com/p...
more photos in the Marilyn shk: https://mltshp.com/marilynm...
source: https://variety.com/p...
more photos in the Marilyn shk: https://mltshp.com/marilynm...
My wife just toured the Marilyn show at the Motion Picture Academy Museum and said it was a beautifully curated picture of an extraordinary star working to control her image and life while everyone else was seeking to control her.
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Don’t Go Near the Elevator! Aaaaaaah!🎶
I did an upper decker for you, Damien!
@dad Hehehehehe
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Bronze sculpture of Barak and Michelle Obama, from the Obama Presidential 'Library' site.
Bronze sculpture of Barak and Michelle Obama, from the Obama Presidential 'Library' site. I can not find the artist for the sculpture, or if this is even at the Obama site. Of course, everyone is getting huffy about the whole thing, of course they are. (F*heads at NYT.)
This is a fine, 3D portrait of these two. Their grace, and dynamic natures, on full display, the gestural quality of their gait, the hand holding, as a portrait for all time, it is superb. The images were leaked, apparently for hate fuel.
"Happiness runs in a circular motion, life is like a little boat on the sea..."
#photography #PaulBeaty AP
https://www.obama.org/visit...
This is a fine, 3D portrait of these two. Their grace, and dynamic natures, on full display, the gestural quality of their gait, the hand holding, as a portrait for all time, it is superb. The images were leaked, apparently for hate fuel.
"Happiness runs in a circular motion, life is like a little boat on the sea..."
#photography #PaulBeaty AP
https://www.obama.org/visit...
Thanks, Obamas
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L-4 style forest service fire lookout (14x14) on a 20 foot tower. Rough, rocky ground in the foreground, with shorter evergreen trees in the near distance. The sky has moody storm clouds that brought more than an inch of rain in the last 24 hours.
Double Arrow Lookout on the Lolo National Forest near Seeley Lake, MT. This is my first of four for lookouts I have rented for the summer. You can drive right up to this one vs having to hike in, although the road is pretty dodgy. I'm still sick, so climbing up 34 stairs felt like A LOT. Turns out I have bronchitis that's maybe getting better now, maybe not? Anyhow, it was a pretty cool deal being up on a mountain top.
Oh hahahaha ! . . . one summer in my early twenties some friends and I went on a "lookout road trip" and at the time I was desperately in love with someone who barely knew I existed so in heartsick despondence I buried a certain R.E.M. lyric on a scrap of waterproof paper under fire lookouts all over the North American west as one of those things you do when you're that age I guess. This was one of the 1st ones we visited - because of Norman Maclean, natch - so somewhere in the ground in the photo there must be the mouldering remains of said lyric (if it even still exists). Oh Youth ahahahaha!
@williwaw 🖤😢
@MackReed aw thanks but the humor at the Pretentiousness of Youth is the core memory here - as well as getting to see some cool lookouts! It's neat other people get to see them too like in this here post!
@williwaw amazing, I love it! Funny thing: I listened to some old REM (Reckoning) on the way home, but alas, not while at the lookout.
@williwaw @zork thank you both for sharing your stories. It's neat that you both will have visited the same place.
@zork ohhhh that's wild because that's my second favorite R.E.M.album and the lyrics I buried were from "Don't Go Back to Rockville"!
Life is so amazing!
Life is so amazing!
this is just so cool
That is a great photo.
you could have hidden something useful, like a strip of paper explaining what a "moral kiosk" is
@thelonius oh, that's in the wrong dog's life chest.
Great. Now I need to play Firewatch again.
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Animation of a middle aged man riding a skateboard in a suburban parking lot. He is not moving all that fast.
I haven't skated, really, since I was 17. Last month I picked up my kid's unused longboard and have started relearning how. It is great. (Two years of weekly yoga practice has improved my balance significantly, that has made it a lot more fun.)
I'm not looking to do any tricks of any kind, just happy to carve a little.
Midlife crisis are underrated. Get out there an feel something again.
I'm not looking to do any tricks of any kind, just happy to carve a little.
Midlife crisis are underrated. Get out there an feel something again.
Yes!
You know if you keep circling the camera like that …
Picking up your skateboard again is rad as hell.
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!!
Coooooool!
Doing fun things is fun, and it's cool to have some time in middle age to rediscover fun things.
@LocalStain Oh dang, old skaters is kind of inspiring. TY
I was a roller skater in my youth. Before rollerblades, even. Wore many a toe stop to the nub. Anyway, I briefly considered lacing up my skates again recently as my granddaughters have taken it up, but then I remembered that my aunt broke BOTH her wrists in a fall skating at about my age and had to have her mother (my grandmother) come live with her for a month to help with things like WIPING HER BUTT and I came to my senses pretty quickly.
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part of Fig. 1 from Okuyama et al 2025, a paper about the convergent evolution of dimethyl sulfides in plants that attract gross fly and beetle pollinators by smelling like gross stuff. It is a cartoon of a hungry fly being enticed towards a Rafflesia, an Asarum, and an Amorphophallus by a putrid mix of sulfide compounds that smell like rotting carrion and poop. SEVERAL cartoon poops are featured.
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Cover of MAD Magazine, April 1971, showing a sign on the White House fence reading, “THIS COUNTRY IS OUT OF ORDER”
I have this issue. We had a subscription to Mad at the time. In the Netherlands. I devoured them, event though at eight years old my English was bit rudimentary.
@waa Shouldn't you be up a ladder somewhere? Painting like there's no tomorrow?
And while we're on the subject, those updates you promised?
Just Kidding! Work as the muse takes you.
are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet :-)
And while we're on the subject, those updates you promised?
Just Kidding! Work as the muse takes you.
are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet :-)
@waa MAD got me through puberty 😁
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2001 Academy Award nominee for Best Animated Short Film finally uploaded in glorious HD via Don Hertzfeldt's channel
as one YouTube commenter put it:
// This belongs in the Criterion Collection of Early Internet //
as one YouTube commenter put it:
// This belongs in the Criterion Collection of Early Internet //
I was just thinking this morning how my child is finally old enough to properly appreciate this.
@twelvebit unc stuff
I can now see where asdfmovie got 100% of their shtick from.
If these really were pitched to companies, they're up there with great Fuck-Offs of history such as Van Morrison's Contractual Obligation Session and Ween's pizza ad.
If these really were pitched to companies, they're up there with great Fuck-Offs of history such as Van Morrison's Contractual Obligation Session and Ween's pizza ad.
FYI, Don just released a new short film last month, Paper Trail: https://vimeo.com/ondemand...
Bookmarked!
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG
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Painting of red leaves trees reflected in a distant pond. Color from the leaves and lines from the branches stream towards the viewer along perspective lines emanating from the horizon.
Reminds me of the trees in Manifold Garden:
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu...
Sigh, I miss Manifold Garden
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu...
Sigh, I miss Manifold Garden