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Vidiot

Nice troll, TCM

TCM is counter programming the State of the Union address with "Gaslight."
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TCM is counter programming the State of the Union address with "Gaslight."
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artwells

autoresponse

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vintage men at a dining table. zoom in on one who says "Fuck you"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 57 minutes ago
I have a feeling this is gonna get a lot of future use
MackReed pro 39 minutes ago
Who knew Darren McGavin could be so spicy.
me3dia

Abolish ICE

Mayor Brandon Johnson and the Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) today announced the six winning names for the City’s fourth annual “You Name a Snowplow” contest. On February 1, the City posted 25 finalists from the initial pool of names received from Chicagoans, and residents were able to vote for up to six names through midnight on February 14.  

The six snowplow names that received the most votes include: 

Abolish ICE
Stephen Coldbert
Pope Frío XIV
The Blizzard of Oz
Svencoolie
Caleb Chilliams
“I want to thank the people of Chicago for their unmatched creativity, sense of humor, and civic pride,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson. “We are grateful and inspired by the record-breaking participation in the contest this year. As we get through the last of the winter months, I encourage Chicagoans to seek out available resources through 311 and to continue interacting and engaging with local government.” 

The City received a record number of entries (13,300) and voters (39,000) for this year’s contest. The ‘Chance the Scraper’ entry received honorable mention due to finishing just .24% out of the top six.
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Mayor Brandon Johnson and the Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) today announced the six winning names for the City’s fourth annual “You Name a Snowplow” contest. On February 1, the City posted 25 finalists from the initial pool of names received from Chicagoans, and residents were able to vote for up to six names through midnight on February 14.

The six snowplow names that received the most votes include:

Abolish ICE
Stephen Coldbert
Pope Frío XIV
The Blizzard of Oz
Svencoolie
Caleb Chilliams
“I want to thank the people of Chicago for their unmatched creativity, sense of humor, and civic pride,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson. “We are grateful and inspired by the record-breaking participation in the contest this year. As we get through the last of the winter months, I encourage Chicagoans to seek out available resources through 311 and to continue interacting and engaging with local government.”

The City received a record number of entries (13,300) and voters (39,000) for this year’s contest. The ‘Chance the Scraper’ entry received honorable mention due to finishing just .24% out of the top six.
source: https://www.chicago.gov/city...
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artwells

for those who celebrate

Twin Peaks screen with the caption "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th.  Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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Twin Peaks screen with the caption "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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scruss

who's a good data recovery board, then?

black and white cartoon of a happy dog with endearing folded ears sitting with a hard disk in its mouth. The dog is wagging its tail, the end of which is a USB connector
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black and white cartoon of a happy dog with endearing folded ears sitting with a hard disk in its mouth. The dog is wagging its tail, the end of which is a USB connector
logo for the ATAboy, a data recovery tool for old ATA hard drives

source: https://github.com/redruM03...
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Sjixxxy

The horrors of the modern world was that for many, the good screen and the bad screen were the same screen.

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nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
i mean, same:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RKLH
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
… and sometimes the screen stares back into you.
dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
and then after I'm tired of looking at Good Screen (desktop), I retired to my bed and start looking at Smaller Good Screen (laptop).
ba

Illinois Jacquet

Photo of Illinois Jacquet playing a tenor saxophone, dressed in a sharp suit.
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Photo of Illinois Jacquet playing a tenor saxophone, dressed in a sharp suit.
Jacquet, New York City, c. May 1947 (Photograph by William Paul Gottlieb)

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
more like Illinois Suitcoat
ba pro 36 minutes ago
@wjcstp Pfffft!!!!!! (spits beer on nachos....)
artwells

if you know what I mean

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vintage shot of a feminine hand inserting a five inch floppy into a drive
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heyitsal pro 2 hours ago
NSFW
bezt pro 2 hours ago
DEC MicroPDP-11/73, I think, rebadged with a Computer Graphics Laboratories faceplate.
MackReed pro 39 minutes ago
weirdest boner rn …
patd 24 seconds ago
This is family-friendly web site.
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artwells

get your hands on me your damn dirty ape

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charlton heston kissing an ape and getting on a horse
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ba pro 2 hours ago
Those aren't her hands...
MackReed pro 38 minutes ago
comma missing between “me” and “your,” otherwise no notes.
snarkout

Snow Day

Painting of a wintry cityscape, the ground covered in snow. A jumble of patterned objects appear in the foreground, possibly rubbish in a cart or dumpster. At left is a brown apartment building with a Black person in a green coat walking past. The background is dominated by a hill in a park, with figures walking through a path up the hill past spindly trees. Many people are sledding on the hill. At the top of the hill is a large gray building.
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Painting of a wintry cityscape, the ground covered in snow. A jumble of patterned objects appear in the foreground, possibly rubbish in a cart or dumpster. At left is a brown apartment building with a Black person in a green coat walking past. The background is dominated by a hill in a park, with figures walking through a path up the hill past spindly trees. Many people are sledding on the hill. At the top of the hill is a large gray building.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

City College is Like a Beacon Over Harlem, Jacob Lawrence (1943). #paintings #painting
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artwells

i don't even know

vintage interior with a man on a couch looking up at a woman on a pedestal bed
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vintage interior with a man on a couch looking up at a woman on a pedestal bed
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dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
Socially-distanced cheeseball parties
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
Conversation dais
MackReed pro 38 minutes ago
Bedtime sneeze shield.
heyitsal

#imissthewebtuesday

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Proof that the internet was a simpler and more fun place in 2001. Go to https://www.misternicehands.com and start clicking to do exactly what you think this image does.
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artwells

I still instinctively look for naughty things in the ice cubes

a Jim Beam ad with a huge rocks glass heavily air brushed
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a Jim Beam ad with a huge rocks glass heavily air brushed
no cheeseball spotted
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
/same.... and I see some here!
Davezilla pro 3 hours ago
Images in ice cubes, trees, and plants were so common in 70s ads. I read two books on the subject back then: The Subliminal Seduction and Promise Them Anything.
thelonius 43 minutes ago
I always thought it tasted funny, but I was never a bourbon drunk.
joffaboy

@WorldBollardAssociation rules!

A small dog leashed to a leaning bollard
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A small dog leashed to a leaning bollard
https://bsky.app/profile...

Related : https://mltshp.com/p/1RKZI
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artwells pro 20 hours ago
Love them
bencmeissner

Wrong Way

A screenshot of the opening titles to the 1987 Duck Tales episode, Wronguay in Ronguay. Behind the title lettering is a cartoon scene of a pink building with flat green roof with a glass arched ceiling sticking up and two white smokestacks with red lines spiraling down them. The windows at ground level have a brown viscous substance coming out, most likely mud or chocolate. Around the building are a few other nondescript buildings and a smattering of emergency vehicles.
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A screenshot of the opening titles to the 1987 Duck Tales episode, Wronguay in Ronguay. Behind the title lettering is a cartoon scene of a pink building with flat green roof with a glass arched ceiling sticking up and two white smokestacks with red lines spiraling down them. The windows at ground level have a brown viscous substance coming out, most likely mud or chocolate. Around the building are a few other nondescript buildings and a smattering of emergency vehicles.
This aired in 1987* and yet, almost 40 years later, it is still the first thing that pops into my head when I hear or say the words "wrong way". Though I have misremembered it as "Wronguay _to_ Ronguay" and I did not remember the spelling.

*I may very well have seen a rerun sometime after '87.

Source: https://ducktales.fandom.com/wiki...
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nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
it's funny, i can remember almost NOTHING about ducktales even though i watched it all the time - nonetheless, every time i see the title graphic my brain STILL appends that little 🎶woo-ooo-oo!🎶 sting
misslivie an hour ago
@nikkuneko same
ardgedee

Christmas abattoir

Photo of a box in a store cooler. It contains a "Charcuterie Chalet Kit" and a "Charcuterie Tree Kit" which despite the use of French appears to mostly be cold cuts, cheese, olives and crackers arranged into vaguely Christmassy themed objects which will probably taste bad or just feel unpleasantly greasy if they're left on the table at your party for longer than an hour.
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Photo of a box in a store cooler. It contains a "Charcuterie Chalet Kit" and a "Charcuterie Tree Kit" which despite the use of French appears to mostly be cold cuts, cheese, olives and crackers arranged into vaguely Christmassy themed objects which will probably taste bad or just feel unpleasantly greasy if they're left on the table at your party for longer than an hour.
Spotted at Costco some time after Thanksgiving, didn't dig the pic up until now.
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nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
MEATHOUSE II: CHARCUTERIE CHALET
samh pro 6 hours ago
I do think I could use more mice in my house.
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
"They're made of meat!"
dad 5 hours ago
When I see something like that I see a lot of touched food.
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joffaboy

Ring of fusion fire

A black disk (the Moon) with the Sun visible around it
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A black disk (the Moon) with the Sun visible around it
'The Moon passed directly between the Sun and Earth on 17 February 2026, creating an annular solar eclipse. Because the Moon was at a more distant point along its elliptical orbit around Earth, it didn't entirely cover the Sun and left a ‘ring of fire’.

The European Space Agency's (ESA) Proba-2 satellite captured this ring from its viewpoint in space. Flying around Earth, the spacecraft witnessed the same solar eclipse no less than four times, including this perfect ring of fire'

https://www.esa.int/ESA_Mult...
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Kevin

So you can refund your customers, right?

Anakin & Padme meme:
Panel 1: My company is gonna sue Trump to get a tariff refund!
Panel 2: so you can refund that money to your customers!
Panel 3: …
Panel 4: so you can refund your customers, right?
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Anakin & Padme meme:
Panel 1: My company is gonna sue Trump to get a tariff refund!
Panel 2: so you can refund that money to your customers!
Panel 3: …
Panel 4: so you can refund your customers, right?
Source: me, after hearing about the companies trying to get tariff refunds.
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wjcstp pro 19 hours ago
They won’t also it, but the simplest thing by far would be to knock a couple grand off everyone’s taxes this year.
waldopepper pro 11 hours ago
I saw a pundit on the news saying any company that successful would likely do a buy back of their shares. How is that in any way fair! Not sure how customers could be refunded though, unless they keep details of purchases and payment methods for every single transaction?
LocalStain

Flavor Flav on a hype tip

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I'm ya hype drink, come take a big sip
I'm in position, you can't play me out the pocket
I'll take the dopest beat you got and I'll rock it
Like chocolate, even vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, sarsaparilla
Flavors are electric, try me, get a shocker
Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone, knocker
A clock on my chest proves I don't fess
I'm a clocker, rocker, rockin' with the rest

Mad respect to the ladies for the win.

Mad respect to Flav for keeping it real.

#GOAT, #LEGEND, #MAESTRO

(this verse scrambled my 15 year old brain)
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Davezilla pro 3 hours ago
I dunno man, they were publicly cheering on the women’s team, but laughed at them with Cheetoh in the locker room. They are getting raked over the coals online for that.
travis

webp

Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp
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Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp
I swear I didn't make this, but the algorithm just happened to show it to me after I mentioned it on the mltshp slack 😂

src: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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bitslayer Yesterday
https://caniuse.com/webp

"WebP is widely available across major browsers."
bitslayer Yesterday
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
scruss pro Yesterday
WebP of the house of JPEG, slayer of mltshp
n0wak Yesterday
I didn't make it either https://mltshp.com/p/1RCP4
travis pro 23 hours ago
@n0wak lol, I even commented on it, my brain is mush
n0wak 5 hours ago
what is time? What is memory?
travis pro an hour ago
@n0wak my advice is to never get covid, it has aged by brain by about 25 years
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snarkout

Now form a band

A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."
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A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."
source:https://tumblr.austinkleon.com/post...

As re https://mltshp.com/p/1RKVQ.

"'There’s an illustration from a fanzine called Sideburn #1, which was a drawing made by Tony Moon just to fill the space. It’s a drawing of three guitar chords and it says, "now form a band". That fanzine is extremely rare, but the drawing is often quoted by lots of musicians as the impetus to do something, and it’s seen as a key message of punk,' says Toby. 'You didn’t need to have been to music school or be particularly proficient or skilled. It was much more about the energy and drive to do something. It’s a rallying call to the troops.'"
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MackReed pro Yesterday
🖤🖤🖤
gormat Yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
thelonius 22 hours ago
you also have to build a drummer
fnerg pro 15 hours ago
That last one contains a third, but also a fifth. Just like the drummer.
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Sjixxxy

DM me for location if you want to buy

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Sjixxxy 6 hours ago
I'm looking at you @samh
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
I know where this is, even if I don't actually know where this is.
samh pro 6 hours ago
I'll take a dozen please.
nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
GOD NEEDED A DRIVER
AND DALE WAS HIS NAME
zork 25 minutes ago
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE
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MackReed

…

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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jpoulos pro 15 hours ago
keanu_whoa.gif
meatadelic pro 8 hours ago
What's Up Doc? - ?
snarkout pro 8 hours ago
that's good loopin'
m3moellering

Dadadat duhhhh, Dadadatdat duhhhh

In view is a woman seen from the neck down, wearing a black, vinyl dress with the Sesame Street character The Count on it.
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In view is a woman seen from the neck down, wearing a black, vinyl dress with the Sesame Street character The Count on it.
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y95

Go on ahead buddy

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Thanks for giving me a place to share our adventures.
It’s so quiet in the house today.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
😭
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.
foolianajarley Yesterday
hugs
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♡♡♡
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❤️
MackReed pro Yesterday
Aw.
bezt pro Yesterday
💙
m3moellering Yesterday
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
💔💔💔💔
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MackReed

well, f@&#.

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Visiting the kiddo in Boston and our flight out today got canceled because reasons.

Couldn’t get a flight out till Wednesday night. Whee!

At least I get to feel nostalgia for all the Nanook of the North cosplay from my Connecticut blizzard childhood. Snorkel parka FTW.
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ba pro Yesterday
our local high school orchestra is stuck in NYC (well, Jersey, actually) for similar reasons
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
New Jersey's finest New Yorker!
LocalStain pro Yesterday
I can clear out the guest room if need be?
MackReed pro 18 hours ago
@LocalStain ♥️aw, yer sweet. We’re all set up in a boarding house in Allston for the duration, but that’s a story for another time.

The real bummer is I had to sell my tickets to see Clipping in Seattle Wednesday. I’d been looking forward to that show for MONTHS.
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zeitgeist

Art But Make It Sports

left: goalie making a stick save during the us/canada olympic gold medal hockey game.
right: abstract painting 'suprematism' by nikolai suetin

the two pictures are visually similar
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left: goalie making a stick save during the us/canada olympic gold medal hockey game.
right: abstract painting 'suprematism' by nikolai suetin

the two pictures are visually similar
I don't really follow sports other than hockey, but the Art But Make It Sports account is great. It's on a variety of socials, but here's a link from bsky.

Woke up at 5am for the gold medal game, good times.
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That game was so good! Canada was absolutely brutal and should have blown the US away.
dogwelder

"It's so simple- just blindly follow orders."

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LocalStain

Tick Stick: The Carpentry Tool That Does the Impossible

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cwhartman pro Yesterday
Thanks for this! I'm (finally, after 4 years) wrapping up the last few punch list items on our kitchen remodel. One of the last things to do, which I've been dreading, is fitting a piece of the wood-backed linoleum flooring at the bottom of the stairs that lead to the garage. The space is out of square, with the door frame, trim, threshold, and stairs making it an odd shape.

I've been trying to figure out how to cut a piece of flooring to fit the space precisely without resorting to trial and error - and I think you just posted the answer.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
This showed up on my Youtube recommendations last night and I watched the whole thing and it's very cool to learn something like this at my age.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@williwaw One of my life's regrets is not learning shop work from my dad. His work wasn't clever or quick or looked cool, but they were always bulletproof, liked you'd expect if you knew he grew up on his father's sawmill where anything they built that didn't last might ruin them.

One of my sisters married a cabinetmaker and fortunately he and my dad got along great together and he had someone to pass along what he knew.
gwint pro 22 hours ago
I was a long time subscriber to this channel until he posted a video about how wonderful Charlie Kirk was.
williwaw pro 21 hours ago
@gwint *WHAT*

oh I just found it, JFC I must have missed that when it came out, unsubscribe, unsubscribe

why do they ruin everything
williwaw pro 21 hours ago
Deleted my previous comment, can't praise this guy now.

so disappointed and angry
gwint pro 20 hours ago
@williwaw I should say that I was heartened by the response in the YT comments (shocking I know) In fact here is one of the top rated comments, a calm but clear takedown:

"Scott, I watched the whole thing. I didn’t click away because you’ve earned my respect over these past 8 years as a kind and thoughtful teacher. I hear what you admired; Charlie’s stagecraft, his confidence, and the metronome of his compass (God, family, country). And Erika’s composure was undeniably powerful.

I just want to name something: those traits are morally neutral. History is full of people who paired effortless debate, unshakeable confidence, and pious-sounding devotion to “God/family/country” with outcomes that harmed their neighbors. Portugal’s Estado Novo literally made “God, Fatherland, Family” its slogan while running an authoritarian regime. The virtues you cite aren’t the verdict; they’re just the tools.

For many of us, the objection to Charlie wasn’t his poise. It was the content and consequences of his message. A consistent throughline of his rhetoric treated some groups as existential threats (“invasion”, “replacement”), framed LGBTQ+ people as fundamentally disordered, and advanced debunked claims about elections. That combo (dehumanizing frames + misinformation + calls to use state power accordingly) lands as hostile, not merely “disagreement.” You don’t have to celebrate his death (I don’t; political murder is wrong, full stop) to also say his project hurt people.

One more thing: most folks I know condemned the assassination and feel sorrow for Erika and their kids. If some loud voices rejoiced, they don’t represent the norm in my circles either. Painting whole sides as grave-dancers deepens the trench we’re all trying to climb out of.

I’m staying subbed because I value your call to curiosity and good-faith dialogue. I just hope, in honoring dialogue, we don’t confuse eloquence and piety with goodness, or ignore the lived impact of the ideas themselves."
williwaw pro 20 hours ago
@gwint That's good and heartening to hear, but at this point, I'm so tired and have so many other fights that in this case I'm thinking: let the white guys bear the brunt for the all the goddamn labor of "the dialogue" for once.
Xedrik 16 hours ago
See Jane Drill did an explainer on this 6 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
JonGerlach pro 8 hours ago
This dude absolutely rules
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
@Xedrik Thanks for that! The channel looks great, I'm going to have to watch more of her videos.
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me3dia

out for a walk

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animated gif of a person casually walking across a line of pylons without changing his head height.
worth watching the full video at the source: https://www.instagram.com/giva...
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joffaboy pro 20 hours ago
Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RL01
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