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waa

Me and my mural

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A good friend of mine dropped by and wanted to take my picture.
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jasperzelf pro 10 hours ago
Cannot <3 this enough!
waa pro 9 hours ago
@jasperzelf dank jeeee😘
jpoulos pro 7 hours ago
♥️❗❗❗
poorusher 6 hours ago
Shoes 👠👀
waa pro 6 hours ago
@poorusher 💗💗💗
m3moellering 6 hours ago
How nice it is to see you in frame with your work!
Argie pro 5 hours ago
@m3moellering and wearing the same palette... perfect 😊 @waa
robotmachine pro 3 hours ago
@waa Kathryn (Katyusha) wanted me to let you know that you look great and that she says “Hey!”

:)

I also agree that you look great. ❤️
kokogiak 2 hours ago
Amazing! Every part of this!
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1f2frfbf

All the characters, all the colors...

A drawing in pencil on paper, it consists of a lot of text and primitively drawn characters. Beyond that words fail me.
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A drawing in pencil on paper, it consists of a lot of text and primitively drawn characters. Beyond that words fail me.
My current project at work is framing works for the upcoming student works show for the local school district. This one was this week's favorite.

I might have to contact the artist and try to purchase it.
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nikkuneko pro 54 minutes ago
oh man, this is great! sometimes kids make the coolest things
Argie

I Want My...

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45 years ago today (1st August) at 12:01 AM
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homerj an hour ago
Born 45 years ago. Died...25(?) years ago?
MackReed

seattle

a child’s drawing taped to a lamppost showing a smiling spotted frog and three small dinosaur shapes with the words DINOSAUR KITTY YOUTUBE ZOMBIE NIXSON
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a child’s drawing taped to a lamppost showing a smiling spotted frog and three small dinosaur shapes with the words DINOSAUR KITTY YOUTUBE ZOMBIE NIXSON
source: a few lampposts nearby

It appears to point here idk

https://youtu.be/fc4jxLt89fI
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
Betting on chomos.
y95

Buttpoems

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MackReed

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travis pro 14 hours ago
for me the most important one is:
>>> THEIR TRIALS NEED TO BE TELEVISED
LocalStain

mfw

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ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
If you haven't read this classic you should:
https://web.archive.org/web...
ang pro 4 hours ago
@ardgedee This is what Peter Thiel stole from us.
MackReed

saturday!

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Film loop in black and white - a woman handling a python beside another woman swallowing a sword
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
Winner of the Miss Popularity contest.
BennyTheIcepick pro 19 minutes ago
Ah yes the annual euphemism competition
robotmachine

 

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“He/his”? Oh. Those are my amateurnouns. 

My PROnouns are “they/them”.
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“He/his”? Oh. Those are my amateurnouns.

My PROnouns are “they/them”.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Or if your pronouns are “Masto/don”: https://awjeez.help/@robotma...

Yes. I am posting a screenshot of my own skeet. Get over it. 😹
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robotmachine pro an hour ago
If you need to unlock the full version of your gender please use the Pro Nouns Keygenderator. https://tiredand.gay/keygender/
dapete

Iceberg doing things

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Massive Iceberg Collapses and Flips Over in Ilulissat, Greenland | Full Event in 4K (July 25, 2026)
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bocaj 22 hours ago
Because it wants the other side to enjoy some time in the sun. Right?
roonie pro 21 hours ago
iceberg wants to have a nap but finds it difficult to get comfy
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
where did you get this video of the US economy?
dapete 19 hours ago
@wjcstp Greenland.US
jive_t pro 17 hours ago
Iceberg Slim
jpoulos pro 17 hours ago
We are insignificant.
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SaintBrevity

The neighborhood Cooper's Hawk

A Cooper's Hawk sits on the branch of a tree. The hawk is surrounded by green leaves and a pale blue sky is visible in the background.
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A Cooper's Hawk sits on the branch of a tree. The hawk is surrounded by green leaves and a pale blue sky is visible in the background.
The neighborhood hawk perched for a while in the tree next to my upstairs window, and my cat was utterly enthralled.
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ian_whitney Yesterday
We have two pairs near my place. Sometimes one of them checks out my feeder hoping to catch a small bird unawares.
urlnotfound

the amazing axis-man

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ardgedee pro Yesterday
I hate this so much. Immediately sent it to a friend.
samh pro Yesterday
@ardgedee LOL
ufez pro 23 hours ago
@ardgedee Yup, instantly sent it to my most engineering-minded friend. His response: "Oh what the hell".
O_C

cat

cat surveys its domain
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cat surveys its domain
source: https://f.hatena.ne.jp/fubirai...
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nikkuneko pro 50 minutes ago
me
me3dia

Equality vs Equity vs Justice

Equality
The assumption is that everyone benefits from the same supports. This is equal treatment. 

Equity
Everyone gets the supports they need (this is the concept of "affirmative action), thus producing equity. 

Justice 
All 3 can see the guillotine without supports or accommodations because the cause(s) of the inequity was addressed. The systemic barrier has been removed.
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Equality
The assumption is that everyone benefits from the same supports. This is equal treatment.

Equity
Everyone gets the supports they need (this is the concept of "affirmative action), thus producing equity.

Justice
All 3 can see the guillotine without supports or accommodations because the cause(s) of the inequity was addressed. The systemic barrier has been removed.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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otaman

Ruined everything

digital painting of a bright orange stripey tiktaalik coming out of the water stepping on a sandy shore, with a theoretical first flying insect and some theoretical first land plants to the side, the text above on a white background says DON'T DO IT, GRAMPA...
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digital painting of a bright orange stripey tiktaalik coming out of the water stepping on a sandy shore, with a theoretical first flying insect and some theoretical first land plants to the side, the text above on a white background says DON'T DO IT, GRAMPA...
https://theintrovertebrates.carrd.co/
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poorusher Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTU9
devilsrancher pro 7 hours ago
I like how the seals, dolphins, whales all came up looked around for a few million years then noped out and got back in the water. I consider them more highly evolved.
nikkuneko

i hope these bitches can hear me sighing every 12-15 seconds in this hourlong review meeting

four-panel cartoon, with minimalist-styled illustrations. in panel one anthrpomorphized cat in a sweater looks at her phone while ignoring her laptop screen, saying "this meeting is so boring". in panel two, she continues "could have been an email." in the third panel, the two animals in her zoom meeting are seen, respoding "you're not on mute, everyone can hear you". in the final panel, the cat replies "i know"
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four-panel cartoon, with minimalist-styled illustrations. in panel one anthrpomorphized cat in a sweater looks at her phone while ignoring her laptop screen, saying "this meeting is so boring". in panel two, she continues "could have been an email." in the third panel, the two animals in her zoom meeting are seen, respoding "you're not on mute, everyone can hear you". in the final panel, the cat replies "i know"
via @fablenaut on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Sigh-o-nara.
m3moellering Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 ++
MackReed

social commentary

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Closeup of a woman’s ear, from which dangle earrings resembling a Chicken McNugget and a little plastic tub of dipping sauce - BBQ flavored, if I’m not mistaken
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ang pro Yesterday
I put my hand upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip
robotmachine

 

<social media screenshot>

Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks

doctor: treatment is simple. go see orville, very funny clown
pagliacci: what about pagliacci?
doctor: pagliacci? man i could not name a more suckass clown
pagliacci:
doctor: just downright dogshit of a clown
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Davezilla pro Yesterday
pagliacci: but doctor, i killed orville and hid him in my sewer.
snarkout

The Break of Frankenstein

A black-and-white snapshot of a man in Frankenstein makeup and a woman in a full mummy getup, seated. (She's on a kind of wicker lawn chair; he is seated at a table.) She's sipping a cup of tea.
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A black-and-white snapshot of a man in Frankenstein makeup and a woman in a full mummy getup, seated. (She's on a kind of wicker lawn chair; he is seated at a table.) She's sipping a cup of tea.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Boris Karloff and Elsa Lanchester behind the scenes of “The Bride of Frankenstein”, 1935
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
The wrap party
davidl pro Yesterday
@ardgedee lol
spingo pro 22 hours ago
@ardgedee *
cristin pro 34 minutes ago
@ardgedee ++
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artwells

your ux

ashtray with a No Smoking symbol in it
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ashtray with a No Smoking symbol in it
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m3moellering 22 hours ago
I never understood the point of these.
artwells

or I ain't going to be there

sign saying "Gorilla playing saxophone with balloons at your part" and a phone number
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sign saying "Gorilla playing saxophone with balloons at your part" and a phone number
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heyitsal pro Yesterday
The varying fonts and sizes are.... Each line becomes a singularly new and fantastic idea as you read it.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Gorilla playing sax oh I know, I know
It's serious.
artwells pro Yesterday
@Lockjaw good point. Would go well with a galaxy brain or McMahon reaction meme
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
are you THREATENING me?!?!
BMK 17 hours ago
Vince McMahon.jpg
Davezilla pro 14 hours ago
Well if it’s gonna be THAT kinda party…
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robotmachine

 

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Davezilla pro Yesterday
Literally every day
O_C

Howard V. Brown, "The Model Workers"

"Two guys carefully paint a scene of a harbor town surrounded by mountains - a scene which they seem to be existing inside, as giants."
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"Two guys carefully paint a scene of a harbor town surrounded by mountains - a scene which they seem to be existing inside, as giants."
source: https://rowecommaadam.tumblr.com/post...
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artwells pro Yesterday
"Dude, check it out. I'm gonna make an avalanche on this chalet! LOOK OUT SVEN HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Shut up, Dr. Carl. I'm trying to dredge."
artwells pro Yesterday
Dammit Dr. Carl.
spoetz Yesterday
This work pushed them to develop new micro-yodeling techniques
bug138 Yesterday
Back in my day we all had real jobs
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
Slartibartfast?
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artwells

[YES/Later]

still reading "Pot Roast tonight?"
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still reading "Pot Roast tonight?"
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snarkout pro 23 hours ago
...queen?
cottenwess 16 hours ago
benguiat gothic?
drurystephanie 14 hours ago
in the middle of the sweltering summer a la Meadow Soprano
dapete

I guess you can park here

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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Cue Wile E. Coyote
m3moellering Yesterday
The Wile E Coyote vs. Acme movie is finally premiering next month!
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drurystephanie

Niblet resists group photo

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I tried to get a pic with Niblet and he chomped me because that's wtf Jesus would do.
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roonie pro Yesterday
@drurystephanie this is not a comment on your efforts to offer the t-shirts for sale. just me trying to be funny.
failing again
will delete
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
I would not trifle with Niblet, myself
drurystephanie Yesterday
@roonie haha I missed it!
drurystephanie Yesterday
@B6FA798A3449 right? and he receives no consequences and actually is rewarded for such behavior, he's living the dream
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
niblet is how i feel inside 24/7 (i'm sorry i bite everyone's hands but that's my bubble i don't know you where's my dindin)

also thank you for the reminder! i loved the shirt and popped open the link on my phone like a week ago but promptly forgot until i saw this just now!
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Argie

A Little Parthenon Then & Now

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puttin all the bits back like a cool Lego set really

More Then & Now https://mltshp.com/thenandnow
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I saw a writer in The Guardian, or The AP, write about The Parthenon Marbles. It's gonna look great when they come back.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Parthenon and on and on ...
Xedrik Yesterday
They say of The Acropolis, where The Parthenon is... https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 22 hours ago
I was developing an addiction so I joined Parthenon Anonymous
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MackReed

perpetual sitrep

Rick Deckard, a character in “Blade Runner” who questions his humanity, frowns. Overlaid on the image is a Captcha interface with a checkbox (unchecked) labeled “I am not a robot.”
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Rick Deckard, a character in “Blade Runner” who questions his humanity, frowns. Overlaid on the image is a Captcha interface with a checkbox (unchecked) labeled “I am not a robot.”
I mean, we’ve all been programmed to check that box, haven’t we.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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corbie 2 days ago
You’re completing a captcha and you see a picture of a tortoise on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not clicking on it. Why is that, Leon?
ang pro Yesterday
@corbie Let me tell you about my tortoise.
dapete

News of the World

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Giant robot regrets
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m3moellering Yesterday
But Claude does not.
MackReed pro Yesterday
👆@m3moellering FACT 👆

More and more these days the headlong foolhardy rush into AI slavery reminds me of this line from “The Terminator”:

“It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!... ever... until you are dead!”
m3moellering 22 hours ago
@MackReed And people who have met killers and psychopaths understand that.

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