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nikkuneko

the curious case of the office chickens

cropped phone pic: a tiny translucent plastic chicken, sitting on a window ledge, with daylight passing through it. behind it is a frosted glass window, and below, a dark wood panel
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cropped phone pic: a tiny translucent plastic chicken, sitting on a window ledge, with daylight passing through it. behind it is a frosted glass window, and below, a dark wood panel
it’s been hectic at work. i hate it. the only good thing about it lately has been finding these tiny (~1”) plastic chickens in random places at the office.

last week, i noticed one on a short fridge next to the office espresso machine. a day or so later, i saw a second on a random shelf on another floor. a day after that, a coworker happened to say “did you see the neon orange chicken in the drinks cooler?”.

he and i found three more the same day, and another coworker i mentioned the chickens too said she’d spotted another in the ladies bathroom on the floor above mine. no-one in office has owned up to it yet.

now there are at least seven of them around the office. i don’t know what person is doing it, but bless them for giving me the tiniest slice of whimsy to get me through the day
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artwells pro an hour ago
I love this
wjcstp pro an hour ago
That's a wonderful bit of delight
idogcow 18 minutes ago
We found a small duck on a Disney Cruise once upon a time (apparently it's a thing)
me3dia

They call me…

Sign at an H Mart grocery store advertises King Weakfish for $5.99 a pound
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Sign at an H Mart grocery store advertises King Weakfish for $5.99 a pound
Spotted at H Mart
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spingo

Dog cursed long distance

An old lady and a ventriloquist dummy talking into a phone
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An old lady and a ventriloquist dummy talking into a phone
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y95

Birdbrain

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Mr Velvet Ears gone into observational predator mode
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dogwelder

I'm so tired of this trope

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Why are there so many paintings of half-naked women looking through telescopes? And why do they always include a pig in pajamas? Come on, artists- do something new.
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artwells pro 4 hours ago
Body Double Ham Sandwich
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 hours ago
I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.
owl 2 hours ago
There wouldn't be so much art about it if it didn't keep happening.
dogwelder pro an hour ago
@owl paint what you know, I guess.
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dogwelder

Shoo! Scat!

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idogcow 17 minutes ago
Skeedattle!
dphiffer

How to have a good life

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
source: https://mastodon.social/@falsekn...
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ufez

Remix'd

Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
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Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
Original: https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC
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spingo pro Yesterday
<3
travis pro Yesterday
worth it
samh pro Yesterday
Count me in for an even dozen.
foolianajarley Yesterday
Oh yes
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
That's 11 appreciative people.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Oh no we overshot it. I might have to unlike it
ardgedee pro Yesterday
It's at 68 likes. Almost nice.
lamnatos Yesterday
@ardgedee fixed it for ya

ps nice
kplawver pro Yesterday
+1
dphiffer pro 3 hours ago
lol
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dogwelder

BANG!

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jessamyn

Me and the mister

A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
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A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show.
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
i love this
not_on_display pro 2 days ago
It's all in the eyebrows: 🤨
not_on_display pro 2 days ago
(Also, the classic box cover for MasterMind™ — https://boardgamegeek.com/image...)
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
What's not to love? This is fantastic!
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
American Gothic (2026)
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Comfy folk, and ♡ your hair came back!
scruss pro Yesterday
This is lovely. They better have brought their best talent
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
COME TO VERMONT poster right there
jer pro Yesterday
This is superb and also I think I have that shirt you're wearing 😂
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Y'all are one of my favorite couples.
spoetz Yesterday
The muted hand gesture ("La mano a borsa") suggests the suppression of otherwise expressive Italian roots 🍝
ellieBOA Yesterday
It’s a great picture of both of you!
m3moellering Yesterday
I love the looks on your faces! Disdain? Disapproval? Dysurea? All goes to show that someone is at the same level of photographic skill as me.
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MackReed

mystery machine

The red and white face of a battered black coke machine with six yellow rectangular buttons labeled "mystery" in jumbled letters, and the coin slot labeled "75¢"
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The red and white face of a battered black coke machine with six yellow rectangular buttons labeled "mystery" in jumbled letters, and the coin slot labeled "75¢"
TIL -
For 20 years, a phantom kept this Coke machine on Seattle's Capitol Hill stocked with discontinued sodas for 55 cents, then 75 cents. If anyone ever knew who it was, they didn't say.

The machine disappeared in 2018, replaced only by a note: "Going for a walk, need to find myself. Maybe take a shower even."

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

h/t: https://boingboing.net/2026...
20 hours ago
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me3dia

Infinite Jeffs

The cover of the book "Infinite Jeffs," by Jeff Jeff Jeff.
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The cover of the book "Infinite Jeffs," by Jeff Jeff Jeff.
"The Infinite Jest," with every word replaced with "Jeff," is available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Infinite...

Peek inside on bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Xedrik 21 hours ago
Related? https://youtu.be/0OzXZGA1...
joffaboy

No effect on atheists

Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
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Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
From Facebook
Yesterday
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patd Yesterday
A reading from the first Book of Palladium to the Rhodiums.
dapete

MIGNOMO MONI

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scruss

not a Calder installation

A stark white corridor with narrow white vertical lights along it is interrupted by an upside down umbrella like thing catching water from removed ceiling tiles. It has a black flexible pipe coiling down to a floor drain. There are tensabarriers around it to stop people tripping over it
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A stark white corridor with narrow white vertical lights along it is interrupted by an upside down umbrella like thing catching water from removed ceiling tiles. It has a black flexible pipe coiling down to a floor drain. There are tensabarriers around it to stop people tripping over it
The new Line 5 Kennedy building is leaking like a sieve. Metrolinx quality construction

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
18 hours ago
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
And here I was thinking it was an installation at MOCA
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@m3moellering lovely building, shit build quality. Very late, very over budget. The streetcar system is pretty decent, just the infrastructure around it is bollocks
mare 4 hours ago
I had a friend who lived in a giant loft one the top floor of building with a leaking roof. The owner was a friend and she didn’t pay rent, so couldn’t complain. She also made contraptions like these with improvised gutters with attached hoses emptying into large drums that she regularly siphoned out with a hose out of a window.
Eventually someone ratted her out and the building’s roof was deemed unsafe and she was escorted out by the cops. She could collect her belongings a few days later under the supervision of someone from the fire department.
scruss pro 3 hours ago
@mare it sure beats the time I saw them use an upturned traffic cone
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snarkout

Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

Color photograph of a live lobster in a wooden box. Its body is divided sharply down the middle, with orange coloration on one side and black on the other.
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Color photograph of a live lobster in a wooden box. Its body is divided sharply down the middle, with orange coloration on one side and black on the other.
source: https://www.popsci.com/environm...

"A two-toned lobster is set to make a splash at the Woods Hole Science Aquarium in southeastern Massachusetts. Lobstermen on the fishing vessel Timothy Michael caught the rare split-color (bilateral) lobster off the coast of Cape Cod on April 16 and donated it to the museum. This rare split coloration occurs in roughly 1 in 50 million lobsters."
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MackReed pro Yesterday
i once played theremin for 1 in 50 Million Lobsters
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
for the title ++
scruss pro Yesterday
that is quite a Close Lobster.

(The Close Lobsters are a scottish band. I like them)
artwells pro Yesterday
Two-Toned Lobster needs to be a ska band
Davezilla pro Yesterday
@artwells +++
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
BORN TWO TONE
LIFE IS A FUCK
🦞 Krill em all 2026
I am a catch man
1 in 50 MILLION LOBSTERS
meatadelic pro 23 hours ago
Title!!!
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
@scruss Discovered "Foxheads" by them totally at random, can't even remember why, and latched on. They're terrific.
idogcow 22 hours ago
Better than green vs purple
scruss pro 20 hours ago
@ardgedee they made an album in the last few years and it's extremely good.

I think their name comes from a term for the very large spiders that often inhabit Glasgow tenement stairwells (= closes)
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 hours ago
This is what happens when you go off half-cooked
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m3moellering

I followed for miles…

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to get close enough with my shitty Pixel to snap this pic. I definitely was stalking this wiener.
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dogwelder pro Yesterday
just the tip
bezt pro Yesterday
Would you describe it as a dogged pursuit?
m3moellering Yesterday
@dogwelder @bezt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
danelectro pro 23 hours ago
your mom miles something something
tamrow pro 22 hours ago
“Pull up to my bumper baby”
m3moellering 20 hours ago
@danelectro @tamrow Hehehehehe
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foist

Insurance.

Large blue text "fuck off, I'm not giving you a govt id," followed by "you are a" in smaller text blue text "fucking website" in large blue text, and ending with smaller text saying "are you out of your mind."
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Large blue text "fuck off, I'm not giving you a govt id," followed by "you are a" in smaller text blue text "fucking website" in large blue text, and ending with smaller text saying "are you out of your mind."
Via Bluesky.

https://bsky.app/profile...
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patd Yesterday
Your local/state government trying to get you to use the login provider ID.me to access government services and data.

Yes their cybersecurity standards look crisp, but they are owned by humans who are both flawed and open to being purchased by capitalists.

No thank you.
danelectro pro 22 hours ago
i interviewed at id.me a few years back. serious cult-y vibes
Lockjaw pro 22 hours ago
Utah just put a law into effect making it illegal to use a VPN to bypass ID verification on adult websites. Like how are they going to monitor that?
ang pro 19 hours ago
Always wigs me out that the US federal government farms this kind of thing out to a domain registered in Montenegro. Like yeah domain name hacks were cute when it was del.icio.us but I think we don’t need to do that for critical infrastructure.
travis pro 17 hours ago
there are way too many terrible bills and even more terrible reps "concerned for the children"
https://www.badinternetbills.com/
dapete 10 hours ago
Seems like a "use AI to filter my phone calls" option is overdue
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robritz

driveway

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I always loved this photo. This is the driveway of our Michigan farm roughly 12 years ago, probably late winter/early spring. Shot on a Fuji x100t.
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octaneTom pro Yesterday
You’ve never farmed
robritz Yesterday
@octaneTom lying little shit
dphiffer

🐘

dad: are you winning, son?

kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
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dad: are you winning, son?

kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
source: https://ohai.social/@redsad...
2 days ago
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scruss pro Yesterday
kid's an influencer
poorusher Yesterday
That's 10 more than me.
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
I'm usually at 1, if I count myself.
owl Yesterday
"yeah, but which instance?!" <- why I don't use mastodon
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snowbow

 

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I drew this image in Procreate (all done in the 6B pencil) for a poem not yet written by my sister. I was given a prompt (the DADDY box) and this is what i came up with. The reason i'm sharing prematurely, without the poem, is because i ended up scrapping it and going with a dif style. i like this one though, its surprising and weird and evokes something both tender and twisted. the poem to be written will be like that i imagine as my sister writes mainly horror poetry.
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O_C

WNBC

WNBC test pattern
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WNBC test pattern
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/image...
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snowbow

 

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source: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin...

Some beautiful drawing by an artist I don't know the name of. Maybe you do?
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joost 13 hours ago
Google Lens thinks it's by Vania Zouravliov
LocalStain

oh, yes

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#buk
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dogwelder

But ducks don't have talons

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Xedrik Yesterday
From this angle, it's more of a rabbit...
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@Xedrik ++
artwells

What I saw

CRT TV in the surf
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CRT TV in the surf
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mashcan Yesterday
My brain told me this was a drone shot from 200 feet in the air.

This was a brutalist home that was once in a city, but it was the only home that survived the blast that blackened it. A la Planet of the Apes, centuries had passed and the sands of the earth had grown up around it. Explorers had now found it and we learned that Earth as we know it really is the burned out remnants of nuclear war a million years ago. And here we were, about to do it again.

Then I realized it was like, a TV, face down on the beach
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
TV Party gone wrong
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@mashcan ++
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Polaroid camera...(my thought.)
MackReed pro Yesterday
@mashcan’s brain +++
zeitgeist Yesterday
Washed out to Sea RT.
robritz Yesterday
having just purchased a prism finder for my hasselblad, my brain told me this was a prism finder for a hasselblad.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Horseshoe crabs getting all kinds of evolved
fnerg pro 23 hours ago
@mashcan ++ and @zeitgeist ++ !
urlnotfound pro 22 hours ago
This looks like the opening scene from some edgy 1980s music video that believes it has something important to say about media.
idogcow 22 hours ago
@crazyunclejoe TV / Beach Party cancelled for Tonite (ask your server about All Tomorrow's Parties)
otaman pro 18 hours ago
Tellyfish
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joffaboy

Saucy!

Fibreglass hotdog in a bun squirting ketchup and mustard on itself
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Fibreglass hotdog in a bun squirting ketchup and mustard on itself
On the footpath, Whitby, UK
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bezt pro 20 hours ago
Hotdog man is legion. He is everywhere.

https://vimeo.com/1586978

The… vector? Original sin? Perpetrator? seems to be a Polish fiberglass manufacturer. https://www.malpol-fiberglass.com/article,...
ardgedee pro 19 hours ago
@bezt I think it's a licensed figure. There's a US company that also makes them, a local hot dog chain here bought one and would move it from one shop to another but I think too many people complained about how weird it was because I haven't seen it for a few years.
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Put a little mustard on it
idogcow 16 hours ago
Maybe because one eyebrow is also ketchup and he's adding more to his head ... I see a resemblance to Rudy Giuliani
urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
@bezt @ardgedee Thank goodness it's not just me who thought they saw this thing somewhere before.
LocalStain pro 5 hours ago
@ba, they let you out again..?
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urlnotfound

I Turned Smooth Criminal into a Bach Fugue

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Lucas Brar video of Smooth Criminal played as a fugue on the guitar. It's short and gets to the point pretty quickly. I'm no expert, but this seems to have taken a lot of talent.
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joost 13 hours ago
:-D
Wonderful song to wake up to
jordanbrock pro 11 hours ago
Because I'm Bach, I'm Bach,
Shamone
kokogiak

My New Figurine (Skreeonk)

A plastic figurine of Godzilla, standing on a wooden table.
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A plastic figurine of Godzilla, standing on a wooden table.
This is such a guilty pleasure... Always loved Godzilla, and have kind of wanted to have a figurine of him for years. I only have a few similar things, I'm not really a collector. I spent a long time trying to find something that A) looked good, and B) didn't cost a ridiculous amount of money (the best ones are gigantic and can cost more than $1k). I finally found this beastie (from 'Godzilla Minus One'), and fell for it. I feel like such a man-child, (but importantly, a rather happy man-child.)
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joffaboy

Your mother

Kids drawing To relax my mom likes to smoke
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Kids drawing To relax my mom likes to smoke
https://www.tumblr.com/theoddsi...
2 days ago
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Don't harsh Mommy's mellow.
m3moellering Yesterday
@urlnotfound Exactly!

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