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“Transfer”, William Anastasi, 1968

art installation consisting of a CCTV camera sitting atop its output monitor, with the camera pointing directly at the wall socket it is plugged into. on the CCTV screen, the plugs and socket take up the whole screen
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art installation consisting of a CCTV camera sitting atop its output monitor, with the camera pointing directly at the wall socket it is plugged into. on the CCTV screen, the plugs and socket take up the whole screen
"video installation, black-and-white, silent, with monitor and video camera"

via the whitney museum of american art:
https://whitney.org/collecti...
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tonyb pro 2 hours ago
guarding the Anthropic Principle
ckoerner 2 hours ago
This is giving, "Lamps in video games use real electricity" vibes.
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Nam June Paik wept.
poorusher an hour ago
@MackReed was convinced it was Nam.
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dphiffer

you can't tell me what to do

Wall sign (metal, etched sans serif font): "DO NOT drink from toilets or urinals as they use reclaimed water as a water saving measure."
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Wall sign (metal, etched sans serif font): "DO NOT drink from toilets or urinals as they use reclaimed water as a water saving measure."
source: https://infosec.exchange/@darkunc...
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O_C pro 3 hours ago
Every sign tells a story
m3moellering 54 minutes ago
@O_C ++
MackReed

garb

Human in a flowing costume covering their whole body in black cloth limned with fine white lines depicting a stylized skeleton. Their head is tipped down, their face hidden by the top of a flat circular hat showing the upper portion of a skull.
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Human in a flowing costume covering their whole body in black cloth limned with fine white lines depicting a stylized skeleton. Their head is tipped down, their face hidden by the top of a flat circular hat showing the upper portion of a skull.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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snarkout pro 9 hours ago
Dress for the job you want
kplawver pro 8 hours ago
It's amazing. Like muertos crossed with dazzle camo crossed with a circuit board.
ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
The Matrix of the Damned
Superyeti 6 hours ago
That's why U-Boat officers live such short lives: they never tell how close death is for them until it's too late.
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clambaker

ಠ_ಠ

a sign on a tripod that reads "No tripods"
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a sign on a tripod that reads "No tripods"
https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro 2 hours ago
*"City of Gold and Lead" intensifies*
B6FA798A3449 pro an hour ago
MackReed ++++++
1f2frfbf

Shocked, shocked, I say!

The head line is: "Elderly US woman shocked to receive racy new car license plate"

Below, a photo of an elderly person's hand holds a Florida License plate, the plate reads: SQZ A55.

The caption to the photo is:"The Florida retiree says the plate has caused quite a stir among her local community."

It is not recorded whether the grandmother in question is happy or sad about the outcome.
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The head line is: "Elderly US woman shocked to receive racy new car license plate"

Below, a photo of an elderly person's hand holds a Florida License plate, the plate reads: SQZ A55.

The caption to the photo is:"The Florida retiree says the plate has caused quite a stir among her local community."

It is not recorded whether the grandmother in question is happy or sad about the outcome.
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poorusher

So long

A two part image, the top shows a news article from the Guardian about Ann Widdecombe, a pretty gross Tory MP who defected to Reform. 

The article text reads: 

Ann Widdecombe: don’t have cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford them

Ex-Brexit party MEP says there is no ‘given right’ to low food prices despite families struggling with cost of living

Families should go without cheese sandwiches if they cannot afford the ingredients, Ann Widdecombe has said.

The former Brexit party MEP said there was no “given right” for low food prices, despite being told families “cannot afford to feed their children” and were having to make huge sacrifices as the cost of living crisis deepens.

Below is an image of comedian Limmy from his show, where he is playing a rather insensitive psychic who is trying to tell some family members that their loved one has gone to hell using the phrase "She's doonstairs".
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A two part image, the top shows a news article from the Guardian about Ann Widdecombe, a pretty gross Tory MP who defected to Reform.

The article text reads:

Ann Widdecombe: don’t have cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford them

Ex-Brexit party MEP says there is no ‘given right’ to low food prices despite families struggling with cost of living

Families should go without cheese sandwiches if they cannot afford the ingredients, Ann Widdecombe has said.

The former Brexit party MEP said there was no “given right” for low food prices, despite being told families “cannot afford to feed their children” and were having to make huge sacrifices as the cost of living crisis deepens.

Below is an image of comedian Limmy from his show, where he is playing a rather insensitive psychic who is trying to tell some family members that their loved one has gone to hell using the phrase "She's doonstairs".
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dad 6 hours ago
Well...bye
tonyb pro 5 hours ago
Let them eat... wait, what's left after people can't afford cheese?
urlnotfound pro 5 hours ago
Every day it becomes more obvious to me that the people in charge need reminded that being forcefully dragged from their homes and executed in the city squares for failing to maintain their humanity is an option that never goes away, no matter how much money and power they think they have.
m3moellering 5 hours ago
@urlnotfound +++++++++++++
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
TIL she lived in Haytor Vale.

I'm not one for nominative determinism but
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tamrow

When you're overqualified for the job

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snarkout

Hamilton, ON

Photograph of a tree silhouetted against an ugly tan sky, with the sun an orange dot.
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Photograph of a tree silhouetted against an ugly tan sky, with the sun an orange dot.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"There’s no vintage filter on this photo. And no, this isn’t Mars.

"This is Hamilton, ON today, with the sun dimmed by wildfire smoke from northern Ontario. A sobering reminder that climate extremes are no longer distant headlines - they’re part of our daily lives. Stay safe, everyone."
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
😕
3rdparty pro 4 hours ago
https://www.instagram.com/p...
ufez pro 3 hours ago
Thanks to some Jet Stream fuckery, STL was at the crossroads of both the Canadian Rockies and N. Ontario smoketrails for an extended period a few Summers ago. It was dreadful. My boogers turned black.
wombatman70

Tomatoes!

Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
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Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
Our big heirloom tomato plants thrived this year, and this was our biggest “Pink Delicious.” Sliced thinly, some fresh mozzarella, some basil from our basil jungle outside, and some aged balsamic my mother gifted me a year or two ago. Spectacular.
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
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jpoulos pro 20 hours ago
My grandfather used to grow a gardenful of tomatoes every year. He'd give them away or make sauce and give that away. I always looked forward to July.
dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
[Denethor-slurping intensifies]
wombatman70 18 hours ago
@jpoulos ❤️ I love that. We always choose half of our varietals to be cherry-sized, so I spend a lot of the summer picking handfuls of ripe ones off the vine and eating them warm and fresh. Especially with a happy as our basil plants stay, it’s good our tomatoes can keep up! Here’s to summery tomatoes and memories of Junes past!
wombatman70 18 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado *pippen leans in, whisper-singing*
“Thaaats super grosssss dude! Juuust eat them like a nooooormal personnnnn”
spingo pro 18 hours ago
Goddammit
dapete 16 hours ago
GET ON MY B.L.!!
wombatman70 9 hours ago
@spingo God did, indeed, damn this tomato.
wombatman70 9 hours ago
@dapete ON TOAST!
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Tomato envy, no, tomato admiration!
wombatman70 6 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🎉🍅🎉
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me3dia

July the fifteenth

Screencap from a low-budget horror movie with the caption "July the fifteenth is a day of the ghosts"
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Screencap from a low-budget horror movie with the caption "July the fifteenth is a day of the ghosts"
is a day of the ghosts

source: https://www.tumblr.com/turnupth...
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nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
hah, truly a blessed day:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RT2R

commented on the other thread, but for those who don't know and are curious, the screenshot is from the film "full moon scimitar" (https://www.imdb.com/title...)
MackReed

hirise

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animation loop of skyscrapers rendered is metrically in black lines in white slowly descending as the camera rises
source: https://www.tumblr.com/xponenti...
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LocalStain

RIP Legend.

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dphiffer

0% Off

Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
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Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
source: https://universeodon.com/@UncleDu...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
I've been seeing this increasingly at the local stores. First their standard Discontinued Product discount went from 50% or so to 30% or so, now it might only be 10% or even less than that.

One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
dad Yesterday
NOW GOOD DAY SIR
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Good eye!
danelectro pro Yesterday
you'll get nothing and like it
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"i'll have the manager's special, and the same for the gentleman"
BMK 21 hours ago
Manager's Special: Go Fuck Yourself!
davidl pro 20 hours ago
@dad 🌟
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scotto

good times

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homerj Yesterday
Anyone have a Heroin invite?
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@homerj First one's free.
nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
man, heroin was so much better before it got bought by viacom
danelectro pro 22 hours ago
comments
B6FA798A3449 pro 22 hours ago
I think Bending Spoons owns heroin, now, which in retrospect seems kind of inevitable.
tonyb pro 5 hours ago
She can unsubscribe at any time!
WikiAdam 5 hours ago
Twitter arguably more dangerous than heroin
Mr_Encyclopedia pro an hour ago
God forbid women do anything
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artwells

for those who celebrate

foggy scene with the caption "July the fifteenth is a day of the ghosts"
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foggy scene with the caption "July the fifteenth is a day of the ghosts"
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nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
i had to know what the heck this was, and for once google image search worked (lately it seems like it's getting worse rather than better)

"full moon scimitar", 1979
https://www.imdb.com/title...
joffaboy

AHH-YES

Brian Krassenstein post:

FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
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Brian Krassenstein post:

FACT: If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm
Beach, FL your ticket reads FUK-DJT!
https://www.threads.com/@gregdwu...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Fulu Act

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Artists in Kinshasa Democratic Republic Of The Congo, make art from trash, to try and lessen the trash created.

https://www.colindelfosse.be/project...
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lamnatos 12 hours ago
Tetsuo: The Iron Man, dir. Shinya Tsukamoto, 1989
me3dia

Paletas

photo of Field Notes memo books from the Paletas edition. The covers read "Notas de Campo" and look like various paletas flavors.
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photo of Field Notes memo books from the Paletas edition. The covers read "Notas de Campo" and look like various paletas flavors.
Field Notes' latest limited edition is inspired by the colorful flavors of paletas. They're entirely in Spanish.

source: https://fieldnotesbrand.com/es...
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ang pro Yesterday
Una de limón y otra de fresa y otra de nuez por favor.
dogwelder pro 18 hours ago
I’ve tried several times to use books like this, and I only recently accepted that they’re just too small for me. I need books like this that are taller so they have more space but still fit in my pocket
misslivie 3 hours ago
@dogwelder as someone that makes handmade notebooks, I'm genuinely interested in what size this would be
ardgedee pro 47 seconds ago
also paletas -> pelotas -> sneaky world cup tie-in.

@dogwelder What you need to do is hit up Jetpens and other shops selling fountain pens. All kinds'a different sizes.

For years I kept a Rhodia mini pad in my back pocket where most people would keep their wallet. Only fell out of the habit when I started carrying a smartphone, and I'm not sure that was a good idea.
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MackReed

busy tuesday at the office

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animation from a praxiscope or zoetrope of a black-clad priest in clerical collar and yellow apron repeatedly chopping the head off of the red horned devil kneeling before him
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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shfitz pro Yesterday
not today satan
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
One way to get a little piece of tail.
danelectro pro Yesterday
a daisy chain for satan
octaneTom pro 22 hours ago
Thanks I just got fired from the demon decapitation factory
MackReed pro 20 hours ago
And boy are your arms tired?



No, that’s okay. I’ll see myself out.
cristin pro 17 hours ago
bastille day decoration?
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snarkout

How I work

Andrzej Strumillo, 1975, detail from Polish edition of Little Man by Sologub

b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
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Andrzej Strumillo, 1975, detail from Polish edition of Little Man by Sologub

b&w illustration of a very tall man in a grand robe and wizards hat
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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m3moellering Yesterday
“I have a computer…” vibes for me.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@rogrtheshrubber ++
grantbarrett pro 19 hours ago
@rogertheshrubber I get that reference!
misslivie 3 hours ago
shrimp robe
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LocalStain

Yellow Magic Orchestra

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source: https://old.reddit.com/r...
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MackReed pro 20 hours ago
What a GREAT illustration. Which one is Sakamoto-san?(my Japanese comprehension does not exist)
mikenmar 19 hours ago
@MackReed Keyboard player with glasses, on the left.
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
@mikenmar 🖤
scruss

visited by a smol bleating friend this morning

A young raccoon sits on its haunches and looks up it the viewer. It is grey and fuzzy, and it has cute rounded white-edged ears
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A young raccoon sits on its haunches and looks up it the viewer. It is grey and fuzzy, and it has cute rounded white-edged ears
one of the newest generation trash pandas in our garden.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...

#raccoon #TrashPanda #toronto
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MackReed pro Yesterday
daawwwww. Feed it!
scruss pro Yesterday
@MackReed absolutely will not feed it! It wasn't begging, that position is the beginning of their (not so effective) threat display.

They're getting tonnes of mulberries from our garden right now, so no food required from me
mikenmar Yesterday
Feed a man a fish, he eats for a day. Feed a raccoon a fish, you have a friend for a lifetime. In fact, he will be hanging around your grave begging for more food.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I love these creatures, they are so clever.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

A Brighter Day

A bright, tan, road winds through colorful fields, off into the distance, met by bright, blue, sky.
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A bright, tan, road winds through colorful fields, off into the distance, met by bright, blue, sky.
Alleged Hockney, and whether, or not, brilliant and engaging. I had never seen David Hockney's early work, and landscapes until today.

#painting #DavidHockney
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Davezilla

It’s a major award!

Photo of the house used for the movie A Christmas Story
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Photo of the house used for the movie A Christmas Story
Yesterday I spoke on tarot at the Buckland Museum of Witchcraft. Afterward, Steven, the museum’s proprietor, took me out to dinner at a local spot called the Rowley Inn. I had no idea that the house where “A Christmas Story” was filmed was literally across the street from the Rowley. So was the Bumpus house. And Steven used to be the proprietor of the Christmas Story museum as well.

You can see the leg lamp still in the front window.
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snarkout pro 2 days ago
Aw, hell, you should have said you were in town! (If you're still around I have cocktail recommendations.)
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
Sorry, just a day trip. Next time, for sure! It’s not that bad of a drive from Detroit.
roue 2 days ago
I was with my daughter at "The Future" store in Minneapolis, fine purveyors of tarot and crystals. I'd been planning to buy a deck and was a little astonished at the prices. My daughter forbade me from trying to haggle the price down a bit, though mostly because when the cashier would refuse she knew I'd say, "I see you refuse to negotiate with tarotists."
jpoulos

An introduction to Northumbrian smallpipes

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Your daily nugget of new* knowledge.

*unless it's not
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MackReed

ask chatgpt

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Film loop: A young woman in a vogueish anime helmet with pale blue eyeshields and tree-ring-like red shapes on its white plastic skullcap turns and smiles at a red-shouldered cartoonish creature with googly eyes and similar markings in blue on its own skullcap.
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poorusher Yesterday
Haha
spingo pro 18 hours ago
Mojo Jojo v. Deadpool
cristin pro 17 hours ago
@spingo ++
patrickneville

micheal myers in a leotard

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poorusher 3 days ago
OMG!
joost 3 days ago
Oh god.
That's scary :-)
samh pro 3 days ago
Just your average Sunday I see.
poorusher 3 days ago
I might post this all over the internet
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joffaboy

Legend

Quote from Sam Neil
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Quote from Sam Neil
Via Facebook
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csilverman

we never close

A rocky chunk hovers in a blue sky. The right side of it is striated, and looks almost like tree roots. Built on the top of it is a small, cylindrical structure with a pointed roof. In the sky to the right of the structure is a round white sun. A glowing yellow doorway is on the left of the structure. A small sign hangs above the doorway, with "open" in white letters. Farther down on the rock are a spray-painted orange triangle and a yellow and black striped warning patch. Hanging from the underside of the rock is some moss and vegetation. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A rocky chunk hovers in a blue sky. The right side of it is striated, and looks almost like tree roots. Built on the top of it is a small, cylindrical structure with a pointed roof. In the sky to the right of the structure is a round white sun. A glowing yellow doorway is on the left of the structure. A small sign hangs above the doorway, with "open" in white letters. Farther down on the rock are a spray-painted orange triangle and a yellow and black striped warning patch. Hanging from the underside of the rock is some moss and vegetation. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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MackReed

uh-oh …

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White Batman logo zooms in and out of a rapidly spinning camera view repeatedly
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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samh pro Yesterday
This is one of those gifs I can hear.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@samh yep! That's why I added it to /audiblegifs
samh pro Yesterday
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