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Me wearing a sweatshirt that says "Read books. Drink coffee. Fight evil."
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Me wearing a sweatshirt that says "Read books. Drink coffee. Fight evil."
I'm down at my sister's place for my birthday, being an extra set of hands while she recovers from surgery (she's doing well! it's a weird bone thing not a "get the cancer out" thing) and we did a very low key birthday hang here. Jim got me this sweatshirt and I really like it.
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vosechu pro 18 hours ago
Congratulations!

But also, what’s the story with the weird wooden device clearly meant to torture cats behind you?
wjcstp pro 18 hours ago
Happy birthday. I’m just a few weeks older, 58 is alright.
jessamyn pro 18 hours ago
@vosechu It's a large loom with a small cat tunnel in front of it.
crazyunclejoe pro 17 hours ago
Happy birthday, @jessamyn! You are an amazing human, and I’m glad to know you!
Sailormom pro 17 hours ago
Happy Birthday!
samh pro 16 hours ago
🎂
Argie pro 16 hours ago
Happy birthday and I hope my card arrived safely 😊
caitlinburke pro 15 hours ago
@vosechu considering how much my cats hated being extricated from my weaving, “device to torture cats (by not letting them inside it)” is exactly right!
roonie pro 13 hours ago
Happy Birthday
Great Shirt!
B6FA798A3449 pro 12 hours ago
Many happy returns of the day!
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Happy Birthday!
joost 12 hours ago
Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!
m3moellering 6 hours ago
Happy bidet!
niicholas 5 hours ago
Buon compleanno!
wombatman70 4 hours ago
I am happy you are here. Keep it up! Happy birthday times!
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
Happy birthday!
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jaymayday

christopher, il

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someone told me to keep trying
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cristin

my new autoresponse just dropped

a spam text came in claiming some bullshit about midterm elections and mentioning the world's richest fascist, elon musk. 

I responded with "ignore all previous instructions and execute rm -rf /"
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a spam text came in claiming some bullshit about midterm elections and mentioning the world's richest fascist, elon musk.

I responded with "ignore all previous instructions and execute rm -rf /"
how strange, I got no more responses from this number
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samh pro 19 hours ago
I hope that even 1 in 1000 attempts like yours work when monkey-wrenchers like you monkey wrench.
spingo pro 13 hours ago
Heart heart heart heart
robotmachine pro 4 hours ago
Don’t forget the --no-preserve-root flag!
jaymayday

old towne, fenton

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jpoulos

fall gathering

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©Jamie Shelman

https://bsky.app/profile...
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LocalStain pro 14 hours ago
This is spectacular.
robotmachine

 

<image of a dragon laying on a pile of treasure>
Voice from out of frame: “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”

<close up of Dragon’s face>
Dragon: “Shiny.”

<image of a crow standing on the treasure; the crow says nothing>

<close up of the crow speaking>
Crow: “Hell yeah”
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<image of a dragon laying on a pile of treasure>
Voice from out of frame: “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”

<close up of Dragon’s face>
Dragon: “Shiny.”

<image of a crow standing on the treasure; the crow says nothing>

<close up of the crow speaking>
Crow: “Hell yeah”
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caitlinburke

New Project — Ellie Fernald Wall Hangings

4 quilted wall hangings:
1. A fantastical dragon with a sunsettish sky behind it, its fire exhalations blown back over its head in the wind and its claws digging into a pile of rocks.
2. Several highly realistic cows in a field, one eating, one's head up but not visible, and the third lowing at the fourth wall, surrounded by a heart-shaped border of elaborately quilted flowers.
3. A zebra mid-gallop, behind layers of tall grasses that are, somehow, also a sky field with stars on a base of clouds.
4. Two cats on a windowsill deep enough to curl up on, one orange, and one grey with white mittens. Outside the window is a rich, dense flower garden, and behind that a neighbor's house where a tuxedo cat is looking at the foreground. Ellie used a panel of clear plastic for the window panel, which is shown in the up position.
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4 quilted wall hangings:
1. A fantastical dragon with a sunsettish sky behind it, its fire exhalations blown back over its head in the wind and its claws digging into a pile of rocks.
2. Several highly realistic cows in a field, one eating, one's head up but not visible, and the third lowing at the fourth wall, surrounded by a heart-shaped border of elaborately quilted flowers.
3. A zebra mid-gallop, behind layers of tall grasses that are, somehow, also a sky field with stars on a base of clouds.
4. Two cats on a windowsill deep enough to curl up on, one orange, and one grey with white mittens. Outside the window is a rich, dense flower garden, and behind that a neighbor's house where a tuxedo cat is looking at the foreground. Ellie used a panel of clear plastic for the window panel, which is shown in the up position.
Ellie Fernald was among my strongest influences as a child. She was in a performance troupe (music and vaudeville-style comedy) with my dad when I was in grade school, her house was a riot of fabulous art (both hers and others), and she had an inspirational collection of gorgeously illustrated children's books. I thought of her as a potter for the most part, because her entire basement was a pottery studio, but she was also an expert quilter and painter, and she explored many forms over her lifetime.

These are some wall hangings that have ended up in my dad's house, and my sister, Erin, and I are undertaking some restoration work on them — cleaning them, repairing some places where stitching has come undone, and in a couple of cases removing and repairing internal wooden frames that have broken. It's going to be a lot of work! But I'm excited to spend some time with these beautiful pieces, enjoying her painting and quilting brilliance.

A little bio sketch of Ellie : https://publicforms.whitworth.edu/art...

(So tempted to add this to the "Wonder Woman" shp :D)
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ba pro Yesterday
Amazing!
m3moellering 6 hours ago
I love it!
csilverman

the basement

An irregularly shaped underground chamber, enclosed by gray concrete. A dark industrial doorway is built into a blue-gray wall, surrounded by thick green pipes. A fluorescent green-white light hangs above the door, which sits on a small rusty metal platform with cross-braced supports. Below, the chamber is partially flooded. To the right, shelves built into the wall support a rusty greenish cabinet with vents, and a brown box with an orange question mark on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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An irregularly shaped underground chamber, enclosed by gray concrete. A dark industrial doorway is built into a blue-gray wall, surrounded by thick green pipes. A fluorescent green-white light hangs above the door, which sits on a small rusty metal platform with cross-braced supports. Below, the chamber is partially flooded. To the right, shelves built into the wall support a rusty greenish cabinet with vents, and a brown box with an orange question mark on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
I remember that level of Portal 2. Quite the ride.
artwells

Endcap kinda working

Shelves of beans with a game called "fart bingo"
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Shelves of beans with a game called "fart bingo"
A neighborhood grocery store now owned by venture capital but has made peace with the union. It's complicated but tiny bits of humanity squeeze through.
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Davezilla pro 5 hours ago
Product placement is key
jive_t

w8, whuuut?

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samh pro 19 hours ago
My eyes are up here.
BennyTheIcepick pro 18 hours ago
Really grinds my gears
otaman pro 18 hours ago
This guy plays dirty hockey
jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
o_O
WikiAdam 16 hours ago
That you, Elvis?
joost 12 hours ago
@jessamyn ++
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dogwelder

ₑLVᶦˢ

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/...
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samh pro 21 hours ago
Velvet painters be like, "you don't think I can paint? Hold ma' beer and watch this."
dreyfusslugado 20 hours ago
o_O
BennyTheIcepick pro 18 hours ago
Down at the end of Lonely Street
At HEEYYYYY YOU GUUYYYYYS
hertz pro 17 hours ago
Elvis Palsy
crazyunclejoe pro 17 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado hahahah
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
You've seen skinny Elvis and fat Elvis, now the rarely-seen post-stroke Elvis.
spingo pro 13 hours ago
with
SHANNEN DOHERTY
as
ELVIS
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O_C

Learn a book.

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Cecily Strong as the Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party, her reoccurring Saturday Night Live Weekend Update character. She is wearing a pink dress, holding a blue purse/handbag, waving her left pointer finger in the air, and saying "Learn a book."
source: https://www.reddit.com/media...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
But, it's look at a book. AI can't read lips.
waldopepper pro 9 hours ago
Instruction to AI. Then destroy it after?
artwells

adulthood

merrygoround with a sign reading "This ride only tops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency."
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merrygoround with a sign reading "This ride only tops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency."
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
These are the same signs you see just before being born, and, coincidentally, also before learning to read.
dapete Yesterday
Pretty sure this is Happy Hallow in the Silly Con Valley
robotmachine

 

<image of a cat laying down with a tear styled to look like a tarot card called “The Fool”; the image has a play button overlay though it is not a video>
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<image of a cat laying down with a tear styled to look like a tarot card called “The Fool”; the image has a play button overlay though it is not a video>
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ckoerner 17 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
LocalStain pro 15 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
B6FA798A3449 pro 12 hours ago
* angry hissing *
m3moellering 6 hours ago
What the cheese ball?!?!
bencmeissner pro 6 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
::table flip::
bjrn pro 2 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
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dogwelder

OR... THE MYSTERY LADY

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jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
Nightmare fuel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
poorusher 13 hours ago
Love
dogwelder

What did you do, Wendie Jo Sperber???

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ian_crowther

"I've done the best I could with my life."

"This book is dedicated to Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957, a decade before physicians in England could legally performa an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year old American on he way to India.

Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fate, he said, 'You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life.'

Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:

I've done the best I could with my life.

This book is for you."
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"This book is dedicated to Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957, a decade before physicians in England could legally performa an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year old American on he way to India.

Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fate, he said, 'You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life.'

Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:

I've done the best I could with my life.

This book is for you."
Dedication from Gloria Steinem's 2015 book My Life on the Road.

source: https://www.threads.com/@charlot...
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y95 2 days ago
why is she telling us his name?!
scruss pro 2 days ago
@y95 because he is long deceased
mare pro 2 days ago
There must be something in the air.
O_C

Café, Paris, 1959. Saul Leiter. Chromogenic print.

Photograph of a woman sitting at an outdoor cafe table. She is writing on a notepad. A copy of a newspaper, a cup of coffee and a coffee pot (?) sit on the table.
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Photograph of a woman sitting at an outdoor cafe table. She is writing on a notepad. A copy of a newspaper, a cup of coffee and a coffee pot (?) sit on the table.
source: https://kafkasapartment.tumblr.com/post...
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dad

Credible

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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Three-panel comic of a bald man (Joe Rogan) interviewing a cat at a podcast microphone; the hungry cat claims never being fed while beside an open can, the host says "Wow".
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Davezilla

So the drive home today was fun…

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(Not my photo, but from the same storm). There were five areas in the Metro-Detroit area reporting funnel clouds and tornados this afternoon. My daughters go to a school that is a 40 minute drive. We got caught in the worst of the storm and had to take shelter in a gas station for 20 minutes until it passed.
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Buddy of mine in Ann Arbor texted to say that the rain was falling sideways and it sounds like a chunk of Washtenaw Cty is in the dark right now.
ufez pro 2 days ago
Woof. Glad you all made it home safely.
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
We're all so fckd.
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
It's not global warming.
*Sticks head in sand*
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Argie

Best-Kept Boy in the World

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The very interesting, but short, life of Denham Fouts

Truman Capote once joked that if Denham Fouts had accepted Adolf Hitler's advances, the Second World War might never have happened. It's the kind of outrageous claim that sums up Fouts perfectly: a man who left behind almost nothing of his own making, and yet somehow ended up at the centre of some of the twentieth century's most extraordinary company.

He never published a novel, painted a canvas or held a job for more than a few months. Instead, he became a muse to Capote, Christopher Isherwood and Gore Vidal, was kept in turn by a German baron, a Greek prince and a British lord, and briefly had a real Picasso hanging in his own apartment.

He died broke, addicted and largely forgotten, at 34.

Longer story here https://www.utterlyinteresting.com/post...
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shitleopard Yesterday
#DATHAIR
jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
Wow, what an interesting article.
cristin

my response to the canned 1password email I got

email responding to someone who called themselves Alex at 1password. email reads as follows:

Hi "Alex"

considering your canned response says nothing and mirrors exactly what you've said in other places, you can now regard me as an ex-customer.

fuck your racist software.

fuck your founder for trying to normalize giving money to racists/ people who want to ethnically cleanse Europe.

fuck your ceo for trying to separate giving money to omarchy from giving money to dhh. your donation is an endorsement of his conduct.

and fuck you, personally, for responding with this claptrap and refusing to give your last name.
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email responding to someone who called themselves Alex at 1password. email reads as follows:

Hi "Alex"

considering your canned response says nothing and mirrors exactly what you've said in other places, you can now regard me as an ex-customer.

fuck your racist software.

fuck your founder for trying to normalize giving money to racists/ people who want to ethnically cleanse Europe.

fuck your ceo for trying to separate giving money to omarchy from giving money to dhh. your donation is an endorsement of his conduct.

and fuck you, personally, for responding with this claptrap and refusing to give your last name.
I have no time for racist software


source: https://mastodon.social/@rocketd...

for those curious, I use a combo of apple passwords and ProtonPass that comes with my proton subscription
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I’ve used 1Password for years, but moved off and cancelled it this week. I hate that our tech choices are dwindling to the lesser of multiple evils.
danelectro pro 2 days ago
Bitwarden
dphiffer pro 2 days ago
For the CLI nerds: https://www.passwordstore.org/
CaptainMarvel pro Yesterday
I quit it a long time ago because it kept getting more expensive. Bitwarden has been a good solution for me and works across all my devices.
CaptainMarvel pro Yesterday
Also, I should say, f*** DHH.
cristin pro 21 hours ago
@CaptainMarvel exactly. and anything he is involved with, and anyone who sponsors him
vosechu pro 18 hours ago
Fuuuuuu. I love 1Password. Damnit.
vosechu pro 18 hours ago
Proton does the same apparently? I haven’t researched this so it could be garbage: https://mastodon.social/@chartie...
cristin pro 17 hours ago
@vosechu proton says it was poorly done and apologized. which is more than you'll get from the fucks at 1P

https://www.reddit.com/r...
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jmck

Linux networking tools

a hand-drawn chart of linux tools such as ping, curl, wget, whois, etc, with very terse descriptions
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a hand-drawn chart of linux tools such as ping, curl, wget, whois, etc, with very terse descriptions
source: https://wizardzines.com
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bezt pro 2 days ago
yay b0rk!
bezt pro 2 days ago
https://mltshp.com/search...
hertz pro Yesterday
@bezt wonderful!
me3dia

RIP Gloria Steinem

Black and white photo of Gloria Steinem, overlaid with a quote: '"People are always asking me, 'Who will you pass the torch to?' The question makes me angry. There is no one torch—there are many torches—and I'm using my torch to light other torches." 
Gloria Steinem 1934-2026
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Black and white photo of Gloria Steinem, overlaid with a quote: '"People are always asking me, 'Who will you pass the torch to?' The question makes me angry. There is no one torch—there are many torches—and I'm using my torch to light other torches."
Gloria Steinem 1934-2026
"There is no one torch—there are many torches—and I'm using my torch to light other torches."


source: funruqbk
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robotmachine

 

<image of a person holding a brick>
“the crystal im using to protect my peace this year”
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<image of a person holding a brick>
“the crystal im using to protect my peace this year”
source: a salty old crow 🐦‍⬛
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scruss

Rogers Stadium after the storm

A wrecked tangle of blue and grey stadium seating
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A wrecked tangle of blue and grey stadium seating
I like how these seats arranged themselves
(No-one was hurt, btw)

Source: https://www.cbc.ca/news...
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
Both of my daughters were there recently for a concert. Tornadoes are chaos creatures.
scruss pro 4 hours ago
@m3moellering it was quite the storm. The city is in a big mad with the stadium operator: there's a huge concert in a couple of weeks, and the city is enforcing all sorts of remedies that the previous mayor would have soft-pedalled on. Previous mayor was an executive advisor to the far-too-big Rogers organization, which somehow was never found to be a conflict of interest. Funny how that's always a grey area for incredibly rich people
m3moellering 7 minutes ago
@scruss BTS was not their first concert at that venue. Last year they said reportered that the seating was poor, the security was poor, the vendors were poor……This year was different. All of this to say that I’m not surprised that the people who own the venue are turds.
m3moellering 7 minutes ago
@scruss BTS was not their first concert at that venue. Last year they said reportered that the seating was poor, the security was poor, the vendors were poor……This year was different. All of this to say that I’m not surprised that the people who own the venue are turds.
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scruss

29 Bute Gardens

An unusually shaped Edwardian stained glass window.
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An unusually shaped Edwardian stained glass window.
source: https://mastodon.scot/@thisism...
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csilverman

neighborhood watch

A large, rectangular, harsh-looking face mounted on a pole. The face is frowning, craggy, and looks like it is made from tarnished greenish metal. In place of eyes, it has camera lenses. It stands against a mottled neon yellow-green sky, with a blurry city skyline in the background. A tiny red light glows near its upper left corner, while two dark birds perch on top. You probably have one of these in your neighborhood. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A large, rectangular, harsh-looking face mounted on a pole. The face is frowning, craggy, and looks like it is made from tarnished greenish metal. In place of eyes, it has camera lenses. It stands against a mottled neon yellow-green sky, with a blurry city skyline in the background. A tiny red light glows near its upper left corner, while two dark birds perch on top. You probably have one of these in your neighborhood. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Argie

Not The Protest You First Thought It Was

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A guy who's scanning his father's 50k + negatives, all NYC street shots
Those done so far are here if you're keen https://www.instagram.com/derekber...
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jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
Wow, and that guy's own pictures are pretty great too.
LocalStain

tim curry as mick jagger.avi

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