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Argie

Mel Brooks Just Turned 100

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Post a gif of your fav movie of his in his honour
6 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 4 hours ago
instant mood lift <3
1f2frfbf pro 4 hours ago
The best part of this clip is watching Cleavon Little try not to laugh.
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
@tweedlydo and I quote this scene all the time
bezt pro an hour ago
Tag with #Mel so we can see them all in the same place!
https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
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LocalStain

Bottoms up.

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cristin

technically true

At Freilassinger Bahnhof

Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57

Federal Police Freilassing/Press release

[a photo of a cargo train breaking a noise wall]
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At Freilassinger Bahnhof

Cargo train breaks the sound barrier
06.08.2018 | As of 09.01.2021, 18:57

Federal Police Freilassing/Press release

[a photo of a cargo train breaking a noise wall]
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ang pro 23 hours ago
Oh Yeah!
roonie pro 20 hours ago
Irony Horse.
MackReed

europa/io

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Two planetoids flying in the same ecliptic plane are dwarfed by Jupiter’s Great Red Spot - a massive, swirling, eye-shaped, ochre storm above the huge planet’s horizontally-cloud-striped surface.
captured by Cassini: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
We live in the most extraordinary times, and we're wasting it.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
"NEEEYOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Hi there !
Robotron_smith Yesterday
@jpoulos - i think that pretty much puts a finger on the little extra bit of sadness i feel at the state of the world.
ang pro Yesterday
Sic transit gloria lunae?
jhamill pro Yesterday
Fantastic.
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cristin

not the eggs

The goose from Untitled Goose Game, holding a knife in its mouth, over a blue gradient background, with the text "What matters is not the eggs, It is the Goose itself, True Value= The power to be horrible"
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The goose from Untitled Goose Game, holding a knife in its mouth, over a blue gradient background, with the text "What matters is not the eggs, It is the Goose itself, True Value= The power to be horrible"
source: https://mastodon.social/@virtual...
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snarkout

The Libyan Sand Cat

A sandy desert landscape with spare, dry-looking grasses; a surly looking cat with a round face almost exactly the same color as the ground and vegetation is looking at the camera.
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A sandy desert landscape with spare, dry-looking grasses; a surly looking cat with a round face almost exactly the same color as the ground and vegetation is looking at the camera.
source: https://www.theguardian.com/environm...

"When wildlife photographer Mohammed Almuntasir uploaded 18 seconds of footage to YouTube, he thought little more about the small, pale cat seen digging a hollow in the sand in the remote dunes of south-west Libya.

"The video, however, posted in 2017, turned out to be the first material evidence that the sand cat (Felis margarita), the world’s only felid adapted to true desert conditions, existed in the country."

Almuntasir's YouTube video and more photos of this beautiful baby at the link. (The sand cat was not believed extinct or anything, but there is apparently a thriving population in the Libyan desert that was not previously known to exist.)
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jessamyn pro 21 hours ago
That whole article was so good.
roonie pro 20 hours ago
Bad news for the Libyan Sand Mouse.
dogwelder

Car Not Found

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Peugeot 404 Diesel Record Car, 1965
Yesterday
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Passenger side of car not found
bezt pro Yesterday
Guess what Peugeot uses to illustrate their 'page not found' result.

https://www.peugeot.com/en...
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I like this, obviously.
cristin pro 20 hours ago
@bezt ++
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artwells

into the weekend like

vintage tv screenshot with the caption "Coming Up - Goblin Time" and a running vamprie
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vintage tv screenshot with the caption "Coming Up - Goblin Time" and a running vamprie
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
I thought they were gnomes….
jessamyn

the fourth most powerful passport in the world

interior of the newly redesigned Irish passport. The words SPECIMEN feature prominently. It's all shades of yellow and blue and green and there are images of a badger and two of some sort of bird with musical notes indicating the bird is singing. There is also some text in Irish which I can not read.
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interior of the newly redesigned Irish passport. The words SPECIMEN feature prominently. It's all shades of yellow and blue and green and there are images of a badger and two of some sort of bird with musical notes indicating the bird is singing. There is also some text in Irish which I can not read.
https://www.irishtimes.com/ireland...
21 hours ago
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gwint

Stars

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Agnes Martin
1963
18 hours ago
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LocalStain pro 15 hours ago
Looks like blotter art...
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
Starlink 2030
dphiffer

goose not valued

A largish (~0.4x0.8 m) two color (orange and grey) print in a frame. Near the top, in orange script inside a white box, it reads "The law locks up the man or woman / Who steals the goose from off the common." Below this, in the background, is a line of people with various hair styles are lined up through an opening in a concrete block wall. They wear  orange jumpsuits on which is written "COUNTY JAIL". In the foreground, two white men in suits and ties shake hands, one of them holding a folder. They are cut off at the knees by another text box reading "But leaves the greater felon loose,  / Who steals the common from under the goose." Below this is a goose, perhaps dead but perhaps angrily beating its wings. On one leg is a tag reading "EXHIBIT A". Below the print, in pencil, (left side) "1/4 (d)" and (right side) "TWilson '01".
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A largish (~0.4x0.8 m) two color (orange and grey) print in a frame. Near the top, in orange script inside a white box, it reads "The law locks up the man or woman / Who steals the goose from off the common." Below this, in the background, is a line of people with various hair styles are lined up through an opening in a concrete block wall. They wear orange jumpsuits on which is written "COUNTY JAIL". In the foreground, two white men in suits and ties shake hands, one of them holding a folder. They are cut off at the knees by another text box reading "But leaves the greater felon loose, / Who steals the common from under the goose." Below this is a goose, perhaps dead but perhaps angrily beating its wings. On one leg is a tag reading "EXHIBIT A". Below the print, in pencil, (left side) "1/4 (d)" and (right side) "TWilson '01".
source: https://mstdn.science/@Getzler...
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roonie pro 20 hours ago
We reached out to the goose's management for comment but have not had a reply.
bezt pro an hour ago
I think this is Tona Wilson.
MackReed

tomorrow

Comic panel: a hulking green alien bursts through a living room door announcing, “Earthling, we want you!” a fellow in green shirt and easy chair looks up from his newspaper and says, “Oh, happy day!”
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Comic panel: a hulking green alien bursts through a living room door announcing, “Earthling, we want you!” a fellow in green shirt and easy chair looks up from his newspaper and says, “Oh, happy day!”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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heyitsal pro Yesterday
That's me reading Dungeon Crawler Carl book 6.
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@heyitsal HAH!
jhamill

Cats in Morocco

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source: https://roguetelemetry.tumblr.com/post...
Yesterday
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That title needs to be on an album cover.
MackReed

the future we got

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Titled as found: https://hachyderm.io/@twodare...
3 days ago
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fnerg pro 3 days ago
*Angry like*
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
So, like, is Mrs. Jetson just kicking back and eating bon bons?
rogrtheshrubber pro 3 days ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 She's hidden away with all the other handmaidens
zeitgeist

Gooooooooooooal

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Went to Seattle Field to watch the Bosnia v Qatar World Cup match, I’ve always wanted to see a World Cup game in person. I had great seats, neat the Bosnia supporter section, so it was chants, tifo, and drumming for the entire game. A great time and then afterwards hung out in the hot sun in Pioneer Square with folks. Not a huge sports fan, but I really enjoyed the event and the fan participation.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
The Bosnians looked like a really fun crowd.
dapete Yesterday
The song singing and drumming of supporters makes it a bit too ritual for me. Cheering should be in response to the play on the pitch...court, field. rink. Whatever. The drone is annoying.
dapete Yesterday
Oh sorry, Zeit...glad you had a great time
me3dia

I had that dream again

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clip of a commercial for the phone sex line. A woman in heavy makeup looks over her shoulder and makes a weird "sultry" face while a plush duck wearing sunglasses, a fedora and zip-up jacket fades in at right. Below, the number 1-900-740-DUCK appears, followed by "Live – One On One"
Incredibly, this is from a real ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch...

source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
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dapete Yesterday
ZeFrank covered duck dicks many years ago:

https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY
lamnatos Yesterday
Autocorrect strikes again
me3dia

Just FYI

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a woman in shiny tights, a red crop top that reads PELOTON, and green mouse ears. The caption reads, "If at any point you need a dance break, baby, please take it.
It's Friday, after all.

source: https://giphy.com/gifs...
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csilverman

yggdrasil

A tall tree with leafless branches stands against a green sky. It is lit on the right with a bluish light, and lit from the left with a crimson one. Sitting in a nest at the very top of the tree is a bird with a long neck and a plume. Hanging from the tree on the right is a mask with large, unevenly placed eyes. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A tall tree with leafless branches stands against a green sky. It is lit on the right with a bluish light, and lit from the left with a crimson one. Sitting in a nest at the very top of the tree is a bird with a long neck and a plume. Hanging from the tree on the right is a mask with large, unevenly placed eyes. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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waa

My first mural is done!

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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.

Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.

I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...

#painting #mural #insects
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wombatman70 6 days ago
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
m3moellering 6 days ago
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
roonie pro 6 days ago
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
niicholas 6 days ago
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
B6FA798A3449 pro 6 days ago
SO COOL
jer pro 6 days ago
Fabulous 🤩
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 days ago
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
jpoulos pro 6 days ago
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
bencmeissner pro 6 days ago
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
bubbalumpkis pro 6 days ago
It's so good - well done!
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 days ago
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
otaman pro 6 days ago
I love this!
Sailormom pro 6 days ago
This is great!
tweedlydo pro 6 days ago
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
billturner pro 6 days ago
It looks so, so good!
MackReed pro 6 days ago
Wizard!
wjcstp pro 6 days ago
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
tonyb pro 6 days ago
Gorgeous! <3
ArtVandelay 6 days ago
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
spingo pro 6 days ago
Fantastic!
fins 6 days ago
absolutely stunning! 💐
samh pro 6 days ago
Congratulations.
waa pro 6 days ago
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
zork 6 days ago
Amazing!
jessamyn pro 5 days ago
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
knutmo 5 days ago
[this is good]
waldopepper pro 5 days ago
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
mare pro 5 days ago
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
dphiffer pro 4 days ago
<3 so good!
Montgomery pro 3 days ago
Wowowow!
minimumsafedistance 2 days ago
this really crushes - a painter with a degree in painting who pretends to know about painting.
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joffaboy

Top choice

Red Dwarf's Kryten under the text 'Is this the first time the UK's been looking for a Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
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Red Dwarf's Kryten under the text 'Is this the first time the UK's been looking for a Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
Via Facebook
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Idris Elba for all three please.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@jpoulos 💯
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@jpoulos He has been so adamant that the Bond thing is a nonstarter. The announcement would have to be him waking up in a locked room wearing a tuxedo, and shouting for his agent.
otaman pro 17 hours ago
Ah yes, the three genders.
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robotmachine

 

this is just to say

i have failed to eat
the billionaires
who are burning
the world

and who
you almost certainly
wish would burn
instead

forgive me
there are too many
and they make
me sick

https://sunny.garden/@moonrabbit/116816961355732447
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this is just to say

i have failed to eat
the billionaires
who are burning
the world

and who
you almost certainly
wish would burn
instead

forgive me
there are too many
and they make
me sick

https://sunny.garden/@moonrabbit/116816961355732447
source: https://sunny.garden/@moonrab...
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lamnatos

The law is perfectly clear on this

An informational poster trying to convey that youth shouldn’t get their hands on alcohol. The end message conveyed is: 

It’s against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of the youth. Supply alcohol to minors.
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An informational poster trying to convey that youth shouldn’t get their hands on alcohol. The end message conveyed is:

It’s against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of the youth. Supply alcohol to minors.
DON’T DEAD
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MackReed

fdp

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Animation loop of a red haired dancer in white bodice and short white peplum skirt and heels shucking and jiving in a spotlight
source: https://www.tumblr.com/hot-pain...
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cristin pro 15 hours ago
Tex Avery's "Swing Shift Cinderella"
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
@cristin TIL! Thanks for the cite!
cristin

mltshp poker

a pair of mltshp images including comments. first image "the libyan sand cat"

A sandy desert landscape with spare, dry-looking grasses; a surly looking cat with a round face almost exactly the same color as the ground and vegetation is looking at the camera.

second image : "cats in morocco" 

a cat is looking at the photographer in the foreground left of frame from a window in a wall. the cat has orange and white fur. behind the cat, out of focus, is a cobble stone street, a bright blue and white masonry building, and a person walking by wearing a full-length turquoise blue outfit
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a pair of mltshp images including comments. first image "the libyan sand cat"

A sandy desert landscape with spare, dry-looking grasses; a surly looking cat with a round face almost exactly the same color as the ground and vegetation is looking at the camera.

second image : "cats in morocco"

a cat is looking at the photographer in the foreground left of frame from a window in a wall. the cat has orange and white fur. behind the cat, out of focus, is a cobble stone street, a bright blue and white masonry building, and a person walking by wearing a full-length turquoise blue outfit
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dapete

Not sure if the guy on the right is there or not

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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Edward Norton and Brad Pitt at the USA match in LA
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
We were at SoFi Stadium on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...
homerj Yesterday
Flop Club
jer pro Yesterday
Even Ed can't afford one of those goddamned jerseys.
mikenmar Yesterday
I am Jack's luxury suite ennui.
m3moellering Yesterday
@mikenmar +++
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Good camo, people will be busy trying to read the shirt, the other looks like an official.
WikiAdam Yesterday
@mikenmar Well done
idogcow Yesterday
@jpoulos 🦇 country!
Argie pro 6 hours ago
If you watch the whole vid, a drinks waiter brings Ed a drink, does not bring one for Brad and doesn't even acknowledge Brad, what more proof do we need?!
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artwells

pooched-out succulence

Punky Meadows puckering
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Punky Meadows puckering
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bocaj Yesterday
I bet he owned a full-size poodle
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@bocaj and they dressed alike.
jive_t pro Yesterday
C’mon, Punky. Let’s get funky!
urlnotfound pro 21 hours ago
Cocaine was probably involved in every decision in this photograph.
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bocaj

Pool Wars

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tamrow pro Yesterday
I know what it was…
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRUD
bencmeissner

Great Blue Heron

A shoreline behind a great blue heron. The shore has concrete, rocks and greenery. The heron is standing straight up and facing the right towards the water.
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A shoreline behind a great blue heron. The shore has concrete, rocks and greenery. The heron is standing straight up and facing the right towards the water.
Powderhorn Park’s resident heron.
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scruss pro 2 days ago
so very tall.

I'm awaiting the arrival of our local park's green herons. So small.
thelonius 2 days ago
I see these in the woods near here, around Peachtree Creek's South Fork, now and then,
snowbow

Pet portrait

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My cousin commissioned me to make a portrait of her friend’s pup that died recently. 😔 this was done using gouache and water soluble pastels.
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jhamill

Full Battery

電池自動車
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電池自動車
source: https://miniature-calendar.com/260626
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