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crazyunclejoe

Same Shirt, Different Millennia

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A man wearing the same shirt in two photos take. Roughly 25 years apart.
Practically Identical photos of me, taken more than a quarter century apart. I haven’t changed at all, right? RIGHT?!?
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Wiser...
bencmeissner pro 4 hours ago
The smirk is more pronounced, other than that very little change
crazyunclejoe pro 4 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 DEFINITELY not
cottenwess

back to school

my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
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MackReed pro 13 hours ago
Go man, go! 🎓
ckoerner 13 hours ago
You got this!
jennifer13 pro 13 hours ago
this is great!
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
So proud. They grow up so fast!🥲
(Crush it!)
billturner pro 13 hours ago
heck yeah!
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
Woot! Crush it!
Johnny 10 hours ago
Good on ya, Buddy!
gravityninja pro 10 hours ago
Fantastic!
m3moellering 9 hours ago
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
zork 6 hours ago
My 33 yo daughter starts working on her teaching degree here in a few weeks! Hooray for the future teachers!
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LocalStain

1, 2, 6.

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dad 3 hours ago
Something I like about being old - never gonna have an "important" job interview again.
MackReed pro 47 minutes ago
@dad 👊
dapete

Naught funny

I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
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I wanted to make the world's fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it's not a yawl anymore! It's a real ketch-22.
xkcd.com
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owl 2 hours ago
Okay so that's what Joanna Newsom was singing. TIL
MackReed pro 43 minutes ago
Tag yourself I’m oops all spinnakers
scruss

Dueling Banjos

A watercolor painting meant to evoke the look of a Japanese woodblock print. A samurai wearing a blue and gray kimono and hakama is leaping in the air holding a banjo by the neck like a sword over his head. He%u2019s about to bring it smashing down on a second samurai on the ground in kimono and hakama patterned in yellow, orange and red who holds a banjo in a low position at his waist. The background is a small hill with a tree on it with water and mountains in the distance.
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A watercolor painting meant to evoke the look of a Japanese woodblock print. A samurai wearing a blue and gray kimono and hakama is leaping in the air holding a banjo by the neck like a sword over his head. He%u2019s about to bring it smashing down on a second samurai on the ground in kimono and hakama patterned in yellow, orange and red who holds a banjo in a low position at his waist. The background is a small hill with a tree on it with water and mountains in the distance.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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bencmeissner pro 8 hours ago
Chuckle
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Oh yeah, guys in culottes banj on each other.
jive_t pro 7 hours ago
they haven't even soiled their white socks
joshmillard pro 7 hours ago
i saw these guys open for Samury Cooder
scruss pro 6 hours ago
@joshmillard it wouldn't be a day with a y in it if I couldn't say "boo" at one of your comments
m3moellering 5 hours ago
Heehee
wmo pro 4 hours ago
El Kabong
me3dia pro 2 hours ago
I don't think he posts here anymore, but this is by MLKSHK's own @phineas https://octophant.us
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LocalStain

"pipe-weed"

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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Bet his bedroom was real clean too
snarkout

Cassandra of the Comics Page

Photo of a magazine page:

You know who the syndicates are looking for? They're looking for the dissatisfied stockbroker, sitting his office right now, he's about 30 years old, thinking how funny it is, there's all these office things going on around him, with computers and stuff. And he can draw a little bit. *A little bit*. He's got the gags in his mind because he lived them. He's going to start drawing comic strips, and he sends the stuff off to the syndicate. Even though they're badly drawn, it doesn't matter because they're all reduced down to sub-microscopic size. And they start the comic strip. I have seen so many of these come across my desk in the past five years, and I've seen them syndicated as well. They never last very long. But they hit fast, they've got a good gimmick, they've probably got a hook that sounds good to editors. Syndicates can sell them fast. These guys aren't artists, they're dissatisfied stockbrokers who scribbled a little bit in high school, and can draw it just enough—the expectations are so low artistically on a comic page—that they're being hired.
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Photo of a magazine page:

You know who the syndicates are looking for? They're looking for the dissatisfied stockbroker, sitting his office right now, he's about 30 years old, thinking how funny it is, there's all these office things going on around him, with computers and stuff. And he can draw a little bit. *A little bit*. He's got the gags in his mind because he lived them. He's going to start drawing comic strips, and he sends the stuff off to the syndicate. Even though they're badly drawn, it doesn't matter because they're all reduced down to sub-microscopic size. And they start the comic strip. I have seen so many of these come across my desk in the past five years, and I've seen them syndicated as well. They never last very long. But they hit fast, they've got a good gimmick, they've probably got a hook that sounds good to editors. Syndicates can sell them fast. These guys aren't artists, they're dissatisfied stockbrokers who scribbled a little bit in high school, and can draw it just enough—the expectations are so low artistically on a comic page—that they're being hired.
https://www.reddit.com/r...

Berkeley Breathed in a 1988 The Comics Journal interview, the year before Dilbert debuted.
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catbird

 

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poorusher

Spaghetti with anchovies, chilli, garlic, parsley, orange zest and capers

A photo of a white bowl containing spaghetti with anchovies, capers, chilli and orange.
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A photo of a white bowl containing spaghetti with anchovies, capers, chilli and orange.
This doesn't look like much but it was a revelation to me. Such a great complement of flavours.

Maybe a little bit 'saucy' but what better excuse to add bread.

Recipe from: https://www.greatbritishchefs.com/recipes...
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me3dia pro 9 hours ago
Yum
crazyunclejoe pro 5 hours ago
Yes please!
LocalStain

🙏🏼🍁🙏🏼

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Thank you Jessamyn.

It’s divine.
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jessamyn pro 8 hours ago
You are very welcome.
jessamyn pro 8 hours ago
(it's a light pound because I took a few out for me) 😆
LocalStain pro 8 hours ago
@jessamyn Death & Taxes.

lol

This stuff is outer limits good.

Thank you.
joffaboy

What a ho ho ho

Ceramic Santa head $3 sticker
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Ceramic Santa head $3 sticker
https://www.tumblr.com/depsidas...
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dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
... same as in town
dapete 5 hours ago
...but not as much as on 34th Street.
idogcow 3 hours ago
🎶I'm dreaming of a …
artwells

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Dilbert hole comic with the line Sure Hope You Like Asaragus
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Dilbert hole comic with the line Sure Hope You Like Asaragus
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wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
rest in piss, dilhole
ckoerner 14 hours ago
"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
dreyfusslugado 12 hours ago
Not the obituary I would have liked to see, but I'll accept it nonetheless.
Davezilla pro 11 hours ago
“I didn’t attend his funeral, but I sent a letter saying I approved of it.”
—Mark Twain
dogwelder pro 4 hours ago
He tried Pascal's Wager at the end. I'm not a religious man, but I'm pretty sure faith isn't supposed to be transactional.
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robotmachine

Exceprt from CUT A SWITCH FOR THE DEVIL'S RED ASS

Single pane comic of a cowboy on horseback looks over a western landscape. 

Caption reads "Time and again over the hard miles ahead, he would find himself aching for a fast casual dining experience as he had once enjoyed in the gloaming of innocence."

The image is titled at the bottom "-Excerpt from Cut A Switch For The Devil's Red Ass"
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Single pane comic of a cowboy on horseback looks over a western landscape.

Caption reads "Time and again over the hard miles ahead, he would find himself aching for a fast casual dining experience as he had once enjoyed in the gloaming of innocence."

The image is titled at the bottom "-Excerpt from Cut A Switch For The Devil's Red Ass"
source: https://www.noncanon.com/comics...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
I have not heard the term cut a switch, since the last time I was switched...
joffaboy

Modern geography

Map shows USA, Mexico and Cuba. Sea is labelled 
THE GULF OF
RELEASE THE FULL
UNEDITED EPSTEIN
FILES YOU
FUCKING LIAR
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Map shows USA, Mexico and Cuba. Sea is labelled
THE GULF OF
RELEASE THE FULL
UNEDITED EPSTEIN
FILES YOU
FUCKING LIAR
https://www.tumblr.com/livelove...
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MackReed pro 8 hours ago
That’s an awfully big gulf.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
@MackReed Almost as big as the gulf between where they are and where they should be.
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
@ardgedee On the one side, Mar-a-Lago. On the other, Venezu...


Hey, wait a minute.
zork

Cascada del Rio Paine

I'm in Southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 day bicycle trip across Tierra del Fuego, and was feeling like if I'm down this way, I really ought to go see Torres del Paine. Logistics on that are more than I wanted to throw on top of everything already, so I booked a guided day trip. When I say "day trip", we're talking 18 or so hours. Was definitely worth it, and honestly cheaper than me renting a car and all that.

Anyhow, this is Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka the pokey massif of the various peaks of Torres del Paine, aka mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) are in the back if you zoom in a bit.
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I'm in Southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 day bicycle trip across Tierra del Fuego, and was feeling like if I'm down this way, I really ought to go see Torres del Paine. Logistics on that are more than I wanted to throw on top of everything already, so I booked a guided day trip. When I say "day trip", we're talking 18 or so hours. Was definitely worth it, and honestly cheaper than me renting a car and all that.

Anyhow, this is Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka the pokey massif of the various peaks of Torres del Paine, aka mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) are in the back if you zoom in a bit.
I'm down in southern Chile getting ready for an 8-10 cycling trip in Tierra del Fuego. I figured if I'm down this way, I really ought to see Torres del Paine, but the logistics were more than what I wanted to throw in top of all the other too many logistics. Anyhow I booked a guided day trip that was well worth it and likely cheaper if I'd have tried to throw this all together myself.

So here's Cascada del Rio Paine, with bonus "towers" (aka this pokey mountains you think of when you think of southern Patagonia) in the back of you zoom in a bit.
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wjcstp pro 17 hours ago
Beautiful!
samh pro 13 hours ago
I was sitting on my bike trainer in the garage at 5am wondering when I'd see a photo about your amazing journey and here it is! Bucket list item checked off!!!
roonie pro 6 hours ago
Lovely. The stirations in that rock!
LocalStain

mfw

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otaman pro 7 hours ago
I'll have one too!
wombatman70 6 hours ago
Hahahaha but also screw drewtoothpaste
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
@wombatman70
Grateful that Drew introduced me to this site. Not so keen on the hat he did to Da ShareZ0ne
snarkout

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre

A realist painting. Seen from behind, a balding man in a gray suit, his hands behind his back, holding a white hate and umbrella, is standing directly in front of a very large Abstract Impressionist (or action painting) painting, filled with colorful paint splotches.
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A realist painting. Seen from behind, a balding man in a gray suit, his hands behind his back, holding a white hate and umbrella, is standing directly in front of a very large Abstract Impressionist (or action painting) painting, filled with colorful paint splotches.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Norman Rockwell's "The Connoisseur" was the cover of the Saturday Evening Post on January 13, 1962. #paintings
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ian_whitney

One of my 5 new jobs

A computer monitor displaying the text

Training will start at 12:05
Please stay on mute
Camera is optional, most people keep it off
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A computer monitor displaying the text

Training will start at 12:05
Please stay on mute
Camera is optional, most people keep it off
Of the many new jobs I've gotten in the last few weeks, writing and running training sessions for people interested in protecting the residents of Minneapolis is probably the most rewarding.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Thank you
m3moellering Yesterday
❤️
artwells

What I saw

Orange and white caution tape torn, stapled and stained
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Orange and white caution tape torn, stapled and stained
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MackReed pro 13 hours ago
When does this banger drop? So excited.
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Great Wave At Kanegawa undertones.
poorusher

The Cliterati

Post from Threads. The text reads

BREAKING: The feminist mafia group that calls itself "The Cliterati" says they are currently collecting all the sexually explicit texts that Republican members of Congress have sent to female staffers, and will publish them in a giant exposé in March.
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Post from Threads. The text reads

BREAKING: The feminist mafia group that calls itself "The Cliterati" says they are currently collecting all the sexually explicit texts that Republican members of Congress have sent to female staffers, and will publish them in a giant exposé in March.
I really want this to be true.

https://www.threads.com/@aswinn...
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Also, certain none of the agents could find them.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
@bencmeissner H ha ha ha!
ffg pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner perfect!
scruss pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner ++
samh pro Yesterday
They say they wear masks so non one can dox them. But the Cliterati want to dix them.
travis pro Yesterday
@bencmeissner 🤏🏻
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bencmeissner

My council member is the best

A Blue Sky post from Jason Chavez, Minneapolis City Council Member that reads: 

"ICE rammed into a carat 34th and Park And then began to question the immigration status of U.S. Citizen Latino's they crashed into.

They also deployed chemical irritants into the eyes of the press. Abolish ICE now."

There are four photos attached. One is people, one wearing a helmet with a sticker that says 'PRESS' who are helping another person wtih eye wash. Another shows four ICE agents in front of a white SUV with tear gas smoke behind them. A third shows a sidewalk bordered by snow with tear gas in the distance. The fourth shows the banged up rear corner of a grey car.
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A Blue Sky post from Jason Chavez, Minneapolis City Council Member that reads:

"ICE rammed into a carat 34th and Park And then began to question the immigration status of U.S. Citizen Latino's they crashed into.

They also deployed chemical irritants into the eyes of the press. Abolish ICE now."

There are four photos attached. One is people, one wearing a helmet with a sticker that says 'PRESS' who are helping another person wtih eye wash. Another shows four ICE agents in front of a white SUV with tear gas smoke behind them. A third shows a sidewalk bordered by snow with tear gas in the distance. The fourth shows the banged up rear corner of a grey car.
Showed up to some of the aftermath of this. These goons threw tear gas at peaceful citizens for yelling at them and pepper sprayed folks. This my awesome Mpls city council member, Jason.

Edit: Realized I never posted the link: https://bsky.app/profile...
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joffaboy

Sophia, 1957

Photo of Sophia Loren, glaring majestically
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Photo of Sophia Loren, glaring majestically
source: https://qr.ae/pCcyv1
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me3dia pro 3 hours ago
SOON
ckoerner

Jon on ICE's Killing of Renee Good and Trump's Model of Compliance for Protesters | The Daily Show

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A YouTube video of comedian and media commentariat Jon Stewart on the killing of Renée Goode and Trump's model of compliance for protesters
Timestamped at 15:19 for the part I wished to share.

I am feeling 1000 things right now. Mostly grief and frustration and impotency. I'm sorry for sharing videos that bring on more stress than happiness. I'm writing and protesting and waking up every day. I'm trying my best and it's really hard.
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wjcstp pro 12 hours ago
Being in St. Paul, watching local chat and talking with friends from across town, the main source of hope for me is the sheer numbers of people turning out and the fact that there's real news coverage of these events.

ICE was shouted out of my neighborhood Target store when they stopped there to use the bathrooms. Their goons are doing terrible damage to the people in our city, but every small protest, every act of resistance is helping. There are many videos showing a brave person standing up, and a couple of agents whose heart isn't in it.

Our city is full of good people and it gives me strength:
https://sahanjournal.com/news-par...
bencmeissner pro 11 hours ago
Every act of care for our communities makes a difference too. Even those not directly impacted. The real point of these assaults on our communities is not to deport undocumented folks, it’s to make _everyone_ afraid and isolated, thus easier to manipulate. Authoritarianism can’t take hold when people support everyone in their communities.
bencmeissner pro 11 hours ago
Watching this made me think of this again: https://mltshp.com/p/1QKBW The strategy worked so well for his personal crimes, now he's trying it with foreign policy, er, international crimes.
jessamyn pro 8 hours ago
It is really hard. Don't feel bad for sharing the things you think should be shared. Waking up every day is resistance. 💗
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O_C

Why indeed

Social media post reading "Why is there so much misogyny in these anti-vax dating groups?"
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Social media post reading "Why is there so much misogyny in these anti-vax dating groups?"
source: Facebook
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0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
It is a strategy for finding women who will put out, and put up for/with ignorant buffoons.
dad 14 hours ago
Why does this shithole smell like shit?
artwells

What I saw

Square tiles of various blues, with one missing and one askew, with a white pebble
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Square tiles of various blues, with one missing and one askew, with a white pebble
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Davezilla pro 16 hours ago
Oh this hurts my OCD brain
ckoerner

Fajita doesn't quite know how to be a cat

A orange and tan house cat sits in a heated cat bed on a carpeted living room floor. His two front legs are stretched out well beyond the means of the bed as though he has difficulty understanding how the bed is suppose to work.
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A orange and tan house cat sits in a heated cat bed on a carpeted living room floor. His two front legs are stretched out well beyond the means of the bed as though he has difficulty understanding how the bed is suppose to work.
I mean, I guess he's comfortable?
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bencmeissner pro 13 hours ago
Archie forgets how to be a cat sometimes, too
LocalStain

me_irl

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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
The guy who was purposefully and carefully cutting a chainsaw with a hacksaw looked around, got mad, and left.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound 🤣
samh pro Yesterday
Chicken dinner.
ffg

Outside the US Embassy in London*

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* I really hope this is real...
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wmo pro Yesterday
i had to look up nonce
dapete 12 hours ago
Probably best to clear your search history.
bencmeissner

Brass Solidarity and friends

A photo of people gathered to listen to a brass band. The foreground is filled with various folks in winter gear standing on the street. The band is on the sidewalk. Several tuba bells are visible. There are houses in the background. A few bare trees are lit by the police lights from vehicles helping to direct traffic in the area.
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A photo of people gathered to listen to a brass band. The foreground is filled with various folks in winter gear standing on the street. The band is on the sidewalk. Several tuba bells are visible. There are houses in the background. A few bare trees are lit by the police lights from vehicles helping to direct traffic in the area.
Brass Solidarity* and friends playing at the site of Renee Nicole Good's murder by an ICE agent.

I love this city.

*Previously: https://mltshp.com/p/1QMHI
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
I finally found an instance where the MPD was helpful. A cop handed out hand warmers to people in the crowd. Though it was a balmy 33 degrees and I, at least, didn't even have a hat or gloves on as I watched.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
It’s encouraging that the local police are at least trying to look helpful
jpk Yesterday
I listened to the interview on the Daily with Chief O'hara today. While some of it was questionable (violent crime rates post 2020), I want to believe he's on our side. At the very least, he understands these goons are putting all cops in the crosshairs.
homerj Yesterday
ICE is so evil even cops know that's the wrong side to be on. That says a lot.
ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
@homerj All kinds of possible motivations. Plenty of urban police departments with a significant proportion of non-white patrol officers so the administration will have a revolt on their hands if they play along with ICE. Others simply don't want outsiders on their stomping grounds getting in the way of their own habits.
bencmeissner pro 15 hours ago
Yeah I think the motivation temporarily aligns with what is right. Not a sea change in their mentality.
homerj 12 hours ago
Yes, to be clear, I was in no way trying to make police appear any better than they actually are (which is horrible). Merely that Ice is even worse than that.

It's not that policing has gotten better. It's that fascism has gotten worse.
bencmeissner pro 11 hours ago
@homerj 💯 I think some of it is also that it becomes their job to clean up and they didn’t make the murder mess this time.
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scruss

Canadian Supreme Court Judges, or runners-up at a Santa contest?

Supreme Court of Canada Justice Sheilah Martin is given a standing ovation at her welcoming ceremony in Ottawa on Friday, March 23, 2018. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang
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Supreme Court of Canada Justice Sheilah Martin is given a standing ovation at her welcoming ceremony in Ottawa on Friday, March 23, 2018. THE CANADIAN PRESS/Justin Tang
yes, they really do look like this

source: https://www.castanet.net/news...
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otaman pro 7 hours ago
They recently replaced them with black ones!

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada...
scruss pro 7 hours ago
@otaman What?! Castanet - the crappy little news feed I have to use because CBC doesn't maintain RSS properly - is out of date? Say it ain't so!
MackReed pro 41 minutes ago
@otaman ugh, why didn’t they at least keep the ermine collars, they could have looked CHIC as well as serious.

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