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Owl and cat eyes next to each other
Davezilla
We’re owl very impressed. I had to paws for a moment.
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Taco Bus, located on West Central in Albuquerque.
I had the Adobada, but there isn't a bad dish on the menu.
siempre tacos busco
I'm on the Taco Bus. I'm in the Torta Cab. I'm in the combination Taco Bus and Torta Cab.
i want to be...a taco bus!
@davidl x2
@gwint and @minimumsafedistance are fired for ear-worming me with two songs simultaneously.
@gwint and @minimumsafedistance are fired for ear-worming me with two songs simultaneously.
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Four pictures of progress in the creation of a spoon
I've been intimidated by woodworking, and I thought I'd do a lot worse at spoon making. It took a few hours. I don't like the results, but I learned a lot. I still have finish work to do
I used a Dremel, with a jigsaw for the rough cuts. The wood is lilac from our garden. Fortunately, I have more of that to work with
I used a Dremel, with a jigsaw for the rough cuts. The wood is lilac from our garden. Fortunately, I have more of that to work with
Looks great, man!
I’ve carved a couple of spoons, but it’s been years and I’d like to get back into it
@wjcstp I hope to use proper tools to carve a spoon, but before I bought them, I thought I'd try some point-n-click Dremel action.
Nicely done.
Amazing that someone would even *think* of hiding a spoon inside that piece of wood
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Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Will come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings.
https://www.bonfire.com/store/stuff-christian-culture-likes/?srsltid=AYCX9vK-vsaz_r4Sop09Xkgf-hEpr4-ietEUqJhI1vFDP105tEcTENPu
https://www.bonfire.com/store/stuff-christian-culture-likes/?srsltid=AYCX9vK-vsaz_r4Sop09Xkgf-hEpr4-ietEUqJhI1vFDP105tEcTENPu
Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Should come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings.
https://www.bonfire.com/store...
https://www.bonfire.com/store...
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Spicy rum cocktail in a tiki coupe
Today was a pretty spectacularly stressful day at work and tomorrow is saying “hold my beer” - so tonight I’m having the mushroom variation of the best cocktail I ever created.
This is the Ancho Hongo Daquirito
1 oz Sol Tarasco Charanda (Mushroom) Rum
1 oz Ancho Reyes Liqueur
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Serrano Simple Syrup
This is the Ancho Hongo Daquirito
1 oz Sol Tarasco Charanda (Mushroom) Rum
1 oz Ancho Reyes Liqueur
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Serrano Simple Syrup
Ooh, interesting. What does that rum taste like?
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"Start in November.
Start in your 40s.
Start on Friday.
Start at 5pm.
Start on 31st.
Start late.
Start."
Start in your 40s.
Start on Friday.
Start at 5pm.
Start on 31st.
Start late.
Start."
thank you, i genuinely needed to see this today at this moment in time
Friday November 31st, 5pm, got it.
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
@LocalStain +1!
The Apple style Garamond is throwing me. Keep expecting the next line to be “think different”
@travis +++
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A giant fly swat displayed in the desert
Just dedicated in the tiny South Australian town of Kingoonya.
ABC Radio via Facebook
ABC Radio via Facebook
(fly shown life-size)
Could have used that fucker playing cricket on a kangaroo-shit-covered oval in Mundaring on the weekend.
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B&W photo of my hand holding my Mum's hand
Came across this in my Google Photos memories. I still miss her often.
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
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a screencap from "flight of the navigator" in which the young protagonist david sits in the shiny pilot chair of the alien craft, angrily replying "vectors? i don't have any vectors. i'm just a kid!"
screencapped from a watch of "the flight of the navigator" (1986, d. randal kleiser) a few weeks ago when i was laid up sick. somehow still kind of a fun movie, and this line still made me cackle.
(also, EDIT: apologies, i didn't realize how small the subtitles were!)
(also, EDIT: apologies, i didn't realize how small the subtitles were!)
I don't leak. You leak
One of my childhood favorites. I loved this deep dive into some of the special effects. https://youtu.be/tyixMpuG...
COMPLIENCE
@ckoerner that was an amazing watch!
@ckoerner echoing @rk2z to say that was a great video! i love how much time he dedicated to the practical aspects of it, and i learned a ton. (like, wow, the schufftan shot!)
and funny, when i watched the movie a few weeks ago, i ended up googling omnibus computer graphics (or however they were listed in the credits) which i had never heard of despite seeing the movie umpteen times as a kid. it's genuinely wild how advanced it feels against even "the last starfighter" a couple of years before it.
and funny, when i watched the movie a few weeks ago, i ended up googling omnibus computer graphics (or however they were listed in the credits) which i had never heard of despite seeing the movie umpteen times as a kid. it's genuinely wild how advanced it feels against even "the last starfighter" a couple of years before it.
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the text, "five words in orange neon," in orange neon.
i went to the portland art museum the day after the dessa concert this weekend, had a great time walking around and seeing the art.
j. kosuth, "five words in orange neon"
j. kosuth, "five words in orange neon"
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A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!"
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
every single full-moon photo i've ever taken
Need a good telephoto brush
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Cool guy axolotl, lounging on a car like in the poster for BEVERLY HILLS COP. The poster says, "Axolotl Foley is... FEATHERY GILLS COP"
I made this joke a while back and suddenly felt the need to draw it.
Heheheh
I look forward to the original
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i originally made these crickets christmas cards all the way back in highschool?! you can still buy em on my etsy too because i still have the block. https://www.etsy.com/ca...
why crickets? all my art back then was insect related.
why crickets? all my art back then was insect related.
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Super Ace balsa wood gliders
These and the rubber band powered version
one of the best birthday parties I ever had was when my mom and I bought maybe twenty of these and everyone at my party got one; we spent the afternoon flying them in our yard, it was bliss
I buy these in bulk to give out at Halloween. I feed the trees.
(circa 1982)
@wjcstp that was when I was ready to blow it all
@1f2frfbf now I know what to do next year
Really one of the best things ever.
@artwells next year? Why wait? I'd be over the moon if I found one on the ground while taking a walk.
I’m having some feels now.
in woodshop class we spend 3 weeks designing our own custom balsa wood planes, and stupid fuckin Brian Pattovini downloaded a design from the (90s) internet, and beat my airtime by .08 because he's a talentless hack when my completely freestyle design soared for over 11 seconds based on pure whimsy. Fuck Brian Pattovini.
@minimumsafedistance indeed
We need a tag
#fuckbrianpattovini
We need a tag
#fuckbrianpattovini
@artwells lololol ;)
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the previous post made me think of my all-time favorite children's book, Mark Stamaty's "Who Needs Donuts?"
YES!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who's ever heard of this book.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who's ever heard of this book.
An absolute all timer for children and adults.
Total flashback seeing that cover
Loved his stuff in the Village Voice a million years ago.
the flying elephant bird looks so familiar, yet I've never seen this book
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I try to take a walk over my lunch break, and snap a pic to prove I actually left my desk for a bit. The past few days have featured blue sky, warm temps, green grass and flowers in bloom - more like early June than mid-November.
There ought to be a word for enjoying the weather while being apprehensive about what it means for our future.
@me3dia Exactly. It's nice. I'll see 76F today in my corner of California, which is 12F above average high for this time of year. But we are ~2 weeks from Thanksgiving and yeah. Trying to enjoy and not fret.
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realtime chart for Voyager 1 and Voyager 2's respective distances from earth. the chart, left to right, top to bottom, displays:
| | Voyager 1 | Voyager 2
| Launch Date | Mon, 05 Sept 1977 12:56:00 UTC | Sat, 20 Aug 1977 14:29:00 UTC |
| Mission Elapsed Time | 49:02:04:04:58:48 | 49:02:20:03:25:48 |
| Distance from Earth | 25,881,539,395 km (173.00740495 AU) |
144.77496611 AU (21,658,026,660 km) |
| Distance from the Sun | 25,776,289,669 km (172.30385398 AU) |
21,606,460,108 km (144.43026500 AU) |
| Velocity with Respect to the Sun (est.) | 60,904.80 kph | 54.946.80 kph |
| One-Way Light Time | 23:58:51 (hh:mm:ss) | 20:04:03 (hh:mm:ss) |
across the bottom, a countdown banner reads:
Voyager 1 to Reach One Light-Day 08:16: 21: 11 NOV 18, 2026, 5:16AM EST
| | Voyager 1 | Voyager 2
| Launch Date | Mon, 05 Sept 1977 12:56:00 UTC | Sat, 20 Aug 1977 14:29:00 UTC |
| Mission Elapsed Time | 49:02:04:04:58:48 | 49:02:20:03:25:48 |
| Distance from Earth | 25,881,539,395 km (173.00740495 AU) |
144.77496611 AU (21,658,026,660 km) |
| Distance from the Sun | 25,776,289,669 km (172.30385398 AU) |
21,606,460,108 km (144.43026500 AU) |
| Velocity with Respect to the Sun (est.) | 60,904.80 kph | 54.946.80 kph |
| One-Way Light Time | 23:58:51 (hh:mm:ss) | 20:04:03 (hh:mm:ss) |
across the bottom, a countdown banner reads:
Voyager 1 to Reach One Light-Day 08:16: 21: 11 NOV 18, 2026, 5:16AM EST
i talked with a colleague the other day about an astronomical computations talk he was putting together, and we got on the subject of the voyager probes. this morning i looked it up and holy WOW i didn't realize this landmark had almost been reached.
via NASA's resources for the voyager probes:
https://science.nasa.gov/mission...
via NASA's resources for the voyager probes:
https://science.nasa.gov/mission...
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misaligned linocut print from 2020. available in my shop. miiiight wanna grab one and hang it on my wall first though.
https://www.etsy.com/ca...
https://www.etsy.com/ca...
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Pelican on a street light
Newcastle, NSW
Pixel 8
Pixel 8
It's a pelican not a pelican't
Pelicans roost on the lights that are over the top of a popular cycling route in Perth (Canning Bridge specifically). Last week I was about 15m behind someone who received a full load of pelican shit as they rode below.
It were stinky.
It were stinky.
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the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY
The baby from Family Guy.
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That's awesome!
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Fantastic. Get that framed!
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
Fuck yeah.
Awesome!
Dang!
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Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Wowzers! Congratulations!
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
Fantastic my friend!!
Good for you for being in the paper standing up for what's right. I'm just sorry it was necessary.
I wish this photo had been under a headline celebrating 638 going down in the flames of hell where it was born!