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Good Vibes

Poster advertising Mexico vs. England in the style of an Aztec codex; a coterie of Mexico players holding down an England player and ripping out his heart. "July 5th / Gameday specials / Cold drinks / Good vibes / Watch the game love on the patio from 12pm / 2614 W Cary, Richmand, Va"
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Poster advertising Mexico vs. England in the style of an Aztec codex; a coterie of Mexico players holding down an England player and ripping out his heart. "July 5th / Gameday specials / Cold drinks / Good vibes / Watch the game love on the patio from 12pm / 2614 W Cary, Richmand, Va"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night."
10 hours ago
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danelectro pro 7 hours ago
the conquest of new england
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
That was one helluva match!
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#mv26
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Damn dude, you two look genuinely happy!
gwint

Echinacea on its way

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My garden is mostly a weedy jungle this year, but nice to see a few of these guys showing up.
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scruss

Leo holds in a hit

Pope Leo, in red robes, is surrounded by incense smoke. His eyes are averted and his mouth is closed, almost as if he were holding in a bong hit
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Pope Leo, in red robes, is surrounded by incense smoke. His eyes are averted and his mouth is closed, almost as if he were holding in a bong hit
this is your brain on incense.

source: https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...
9 hours ago
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dad 5 hours ago
No stems no seeds that you don't need
scruss pro 5 hours ago
@dad Jesus hits like the atom bomb
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
What a bogart
scruss

these ancient standards taunt me

a page spread of upper case dot matrix OCR character grids
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a page spread of upper case dot matrix OCR character grids
I have a feeling that this is going to end up as a TTF sooner or later. It's OCR-MA, an OCR font for dot-matrix printers

source: https://nvlpubs.nist.gov/nistpubs...
9 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Though I don't get phontology, I love the crushed Q
scruss pro 9 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 all about making different oscilloscope traces for each character on ancient OCR equipment
dogwelder pro 8 hours ago
If this doesn't already exist as an OTF, I might have to knock it out. Not surprisingly, it looks pretty straightforward.
ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 OCR fonts are an interesting exercise in trying to distinguish similar things. Not just 0/O and 1/I... a smeary print or scanning too fast can make a 5 look like an S or vice versa, a G like a Q or a 6.

Altering the profile of the letter is one way to help with this. Train the device to recognize an O is diamond-shaped and a 0 is square. (Which btw is kind of entertaining if you're a typographer and used to seeing the Oh being rounder and zero being skinnier).

Tangentially this is relevant to periodic attempts at designing fonts for dyslexic readers. One of the techniques that help people with dyslexia is for similar-ish characters (C, G, 0, O, Q, or I, 1, l, |, /, !) to be drawn more distinctly, and to have symmetrical characters (I, T, A, U, etc.) drawn asymmetrically. It turns out that one of the better fonts for some dyslexic readers is Comic Sans.
scruss pro 5 hours ago
@dogwelder I saw it first ...

@ardgedee these early fonts could only rely on a very few photodetectors. I seem to remember they used the heavy verticals as a clock pulse so they could account for scanning speed. Very crude, and amazing it worked at all.
dogwelder pro 44 minutes ago
@scruss so it's a race, then...

I kid. I'm kidding. I am a kidder. I'm going to fart around with the 9x9 grid, but I'm not going to try and rush it out. If you start making a version you'll get done before me.
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artwells

into Sunday like

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full sized human puppet walking on a driveway
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
QWOP
cristin pro 30 minutes ago
rockit vibes
robotmachine

Cool Squirrel

Cool Squirrel does a backwards 50-50 grind down a rail. Cool Squirrel sees some people doing drugs. They say to Cool Squirrel “Want a hit?”. Cool Squirrel says “I’m good?”. Cool Squirrel looks over the top of their glasses and says “Cool Squirrel usually says no to crack!”. The words “usually says” are in small text.
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Cool Squirrel does a backwards 50-50 grind down a rail. Cool Squirrel sees some people doing drugs. They say to Cool Squirrel “Want a hit?”. Cool Squirrel says “I’m good?”. Cool Squirrel looks over the top of their glasses and says “Cool Squirrel usually says no to crack!”. The words “usually says” are in small text.
10 hours ago
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MackReed pro 10 hours ago
usually.
christ

beans.mp4

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14 hours ago
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ufez pro 14 hours ago
"Roll that beautiful Bean Footage"
gwint pro 13 hours ago
Gonna tell my kids this was the Apollo 13 mission.
mikenmar 13 seconds ago
Cool
jpoulos

"Good Vibes"

A poster advertising a Mexican restaurant in Richmond VA featuring gameday specials, cold drinks, good vibes in advance of a World Cup game. The headline is Mexico vs England and it features an image of people in Mexico soccer jerseys ritually sacrificing someone in an England jersey.
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A poster advertising a Mexican restaurant in Richmond VA featuring gameday specials, cold drinks, good vibes in advance of a World Cup game. The headline is Mexico vs England and it features an image of people in Mexico soccer jerseys ritually sacrificing someone in an England jersey.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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scruss pro Yesterday
Well, I gotta support someone now that Scotland and Canada is out, so Go Team Anybody Playing Against England
poorusher Yesterday
^^^
grantbarrett pro 16 hours ago
As the Scots say about every England opponent, "Those Mexicans are a fine bunch of lads."
O_C

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

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Animated gif of the the character Dana Scully talking into a car phone / cell phone on a rainy night. She is saying "Sure. Fine. Whatever."

'The X-Files' Season 3 Episode 13, "Syzygy"
source: https://trixietreats.tumblr.com/post...
17 hours ago
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dogwelder

Just keeps getting worse as you go down

CDN media
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CDN media
8 hours ago
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MackReed pro 7 hours ago
🧐😬🤢🤮
tweedlydo pro 6 hours ago
nature’s birth control
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
He probably still needs help with the basics.
jordanbrock pro 5 hours ago
Never Surrender, except every time they push back.
jpk 2 hours ago
I'm surprised those shoes aren't Velcro
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O_C

gathered for the event

Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.
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Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
Yesterday
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poorusher

Movements

Sinar large format camera showing bellows and the front and rear standards at different angles. Shows extreme tilt at the front and tilt and swing at the rear.
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Sinar large format camera showing bellows and the front and rear standards at different angles. Shows extreme tilt at the front and tilt and swing at the rear.
I don't usually play around with camera movements but I needed some perspective correction.
20 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Hey cool my dad plays accordion too. Maybe you could get together and jam out some polkas 🪗
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
Don’t play with that too much, you’ll go blind!
dreyfusslugado 15 hours ago
Weird Al Yankopic
jive_t pro 15 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado HI-YOOOO! 🏆
davidl pro 8 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado 🌟
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damien

Beach

Felpham Beach
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Felpham Beach
Sunday Camera Day PT 2

Source: Me!
14 hours ago
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MackReed

big mood

unshaven smoking man in a black tank top and eyepatch looks off camera cynically, an American flag in the background.
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unshaven smoking man in a black tank top and eyepatch looks off camera cynically, an American flag in the background.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/ultrakil...
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
President of what?
ba pro 18 hours ago
I heard he was dead.
mikenmar 16 hours ago
Call me Snake
spoetz 11 hours ago
I ain't touching it unless it's wrapped in a pliskin
snarkout pro 10 hours ago
@ba Yeah, you and everybody else.
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Lockjaw

America (What The) Fuck Yeah!

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Looks like Uncle Jimmy shared his recipe for Medium Rare Chicken at the Fourth of July Barbecue.

Source: My phone @ Wally World
10 hours ago
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otaman

Live feed of orange thing full of garbage

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AP live feed awaiting Trump's speech had an orange garbage can onscreen for a while, to everyone's delight
Yesterday
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samh pro 14 hours ago
He'd have to actually have a johnson for it to be disposed of though.
otaman

Choose Your Own Cheeseball Aventure

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Is their onky white cheese? Don't get me wrong, I love a good white cheese.
MackReed pro Yesterday
tag yourself I’m in a leisure suit and she’s
In a dirndl
spingo pro 11 hours ago
Tux, but with the ski goggles.
MackReed

mood

Comic strip: small boy offers tiny coin to stern faced fireworks store proprietor, who sells him a tiny firecracker. Boy exits store, lights firecracker, tosses it back into store and sits on opposite curb enjoying watching the store’s massive stock of fireworks explode.
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Comic strip: small boy offers tiny coin to stern faced fireworks store proprietor, who sells him a tiny firecracker. Boy exits store, lights firecracker, tosses it back into store and sits on opposite curb enjoying watching the store’s massive stock of fireworks explode.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/theactio...
Yesterday
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Xedrik Yesterday
Getting a lot of bang for your buck!
damien

The Problem Solver

Water
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Water
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
Yesterday
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joffaboy

From a Scottish pub menu

Menu features kid's menu items such as I don't want anything,I don't know, I'm not hungry and I don't care
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Menu features kid's menu items such as I don't want anything,I don't know, I'm not hungry and I don't care
From the Clachains hotel, Mallaig
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snowbow

 

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Modest Mouse last night in Vancouver
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MackReed

.

In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.  

But don’t get me fucking started.
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In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.

But don’t get me fucking started.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
2 days ago
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dad 2 days ago
Arrested for violently pulling up the grass
crazyunclejoe

RIDDLE ME THIS

The Riddler and their henchman at an art show
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The Riddler and their henchman at an art show
The kid and I at Carter Sexton’s Heroes and Villains art opening tonight.
2 days ago
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Xedrik Yesterday
Amazing!
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
excellent!
joffaboy

A Prince among men

Prince and a greenhouse
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Prince and a greenhouse
https://bsky.app/profile...
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O_C

JOHN BEER Loves America

Frame grab from what appears to be a local news remote segment. On screen is a man in a yellow t-shirt and cowboy hat. He is standing next to a wooden table and holding a large bicycle wheel. Behind him, cars sit on the grass in a makeshift parking lot that appears to be part of a local park or fairground. A chyron reads: "JOHN BEER Loves America."
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Frame grab from what appears to be a local news remote segment. On screen is a man in a yellow t-shirt and cowboy hat. He is standing next to a wooden table and holding a large bicycle wheel. Behind him, cars sit on the grass in a makeshift parking lot that appears to be part of a local park or fairground. A chyron reads: "JOHN BEER Loves America."
source: https://yeahiwasintheshit.tumblr.com/post...
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
The feeling is moot-u-wull
artwells

What I whittled

A red tennis ball wedged in a gutter drain. Water covers it.
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A red tennis ball wedged in a gutter drain. Water covers it.
Just a quick fifteen minutes to test dried willow
Yesterday
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davidl pro Yesterday
I see a whittled silhouetto of a man
fnerg pro Yesterday
@davidl Scaramoh my god.
otaman pro Yesterday
@davidl +++
@artwells has summoned thunderbolts of lightning on the National Mall
travis pro Yesterday
@otaman very very frightening!
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
@davidl +++ well done
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@davidl ★
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
@davidl
You dropped this, Queen: 👑
LocalStain pro 16 hours ago
@davidl bravo.
1f2frfbf pro 13 hours ago
@davidl Magnifico-o-o-o-oh
spingo pro 11 hours ago
@davidl *
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artwells

for those who celebrate

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Man singing "America loves you, Frankenstein!"
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ufez pro Yesterday
Gave this a rewatch earlier in the year. So great.
dad

For those who celebrate

A comic-style image of the disembodied head of George Washington (?) shooting laser beams from his eyes at a burning, partially destroyed Capitol building amid flames and rubble.
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A comic-style image of the disembodied head of George Washington (?) shooting laser beams from his eyes at a burning, partially destroyed Capitol building amid flames and rubble.
2 days ago
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
No one expected laser Jefferson. That was their undoing.
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Head of Jefferson Destroys an Alienable Right!
pk pro 39 minutes ago
@MackReed they should've been prepared after Washington - https://www.youtube.com/watch...
jive_t

much needed rain

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