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Argie

F.A.A

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all flights grounded
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dogwelder pro 17 hours ago
Whaddaya make of this, Johnny?
artwells pro 16 hours ago
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
neuracnu pro 11 hours ago
GET
ME
REX
KRAMER
0y3ahSansAcut3 41 minutes ago
So the worldwide Microsift outage, and the grounding, have no common threads? Putin is applying pressure to our chicken p00p golf course designer-in-chief, to hand over Europe, and the NK's just paid themselves for their part. My 2 r0ubles.
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jaymayday

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#roxanne
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Howdy, ma’am.
O_C

What good is it, anyway?

Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker are seen walking into the distance down a Central Park path. Mary Jane asks, "What good is it anyway?!"
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Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker are seen walking into the distance down a Central Park path. Mary Jane asks, "What good is it anyway?!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Absolutely nothing!
joost 4 hours ago
Say it again
O_C

Mark Twain

Freeze frame of a VHS recording. An actor portraying Mark Twain wears a white suit and stands in a white-fog filled studio set (probably supposed to be heaven).
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Freeze frame of a VHS recording. An actor portraying Mark Twain wears a white suit and stands in a white-fog filled studio set (probably supposed to be heaven).
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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Xedrik 3 hours ago
Shame on you, Mr. Clemens! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
cristin

scariest jack-o-lantern

A pumpkin carved into a Halloween Jack-o'-lantern sitting on a carpeted staircase. A light inside illuminates the words FRIDAY DEPLOY TO PROD
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A pumpkin carved into a Halloween Jack-o'-lantern sitting on a carpeted staircase. A light inside illuminates the words FRIDAY DEPLOY TO PROD
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

#deploy #friday
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RMarshall pro 2 hours ago
I don't care if Monday's blue...
dphiffer

fix it

Panel 1: An employee in a cubicle stares at his computer in disbelief and says "oh my god... Outlook is down"
Panel 2: He sticks his head up with a giant smile as others behind and around him begin to realize. "Outlook's down!" "Oh my fucking god!" "WE'RE FREE!"
Panel 3: Two coworkers hug eachother while crying and one says "We're free! It's happening!" another employee behind them near the exit says "I'M...I'M GONNA PLAY OUTSIDE"
Panel 4: Boss man says "Fix it!" Employee says "I'm trying sir!" Boss says "Fix it before they remember what happiness feels like!"
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Panel 1: An employee in a cubicle stares at his computer in disbelief and says "oh my god... Outlook is down"
Panel 2: He sticks his head up with a giant smile as others behind and around him begin to realize. "Outlook's down!" "Oh my fucking god!" "WE'RE FREE!"
Panel 3: Two coworkers hug eachother while crying and one says "We're free! It's happening!" another employee behind them near the exit says "I'M...I'M GONNA PLAY OUTSIDE"
Panel 4: Boss man says "Fix it!" Employee says "I'm trying sir!" Boss says "Fix it before they remember what happiness feels like!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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urlnotfound

some things have not changed in decades

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niicholas

first tragedy of El Niño 2026

A large kale plant, approximately 7.5 feet tall, is held up by a man in a blue raincoat. He also holds an umbrella. They are in a garden. It is raining. His boots are dirty and his pants are wet at the ankles.
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A large kale plant, approximately 7.5 feet tall, is held up by a man in a blue raincoat. He also holds an umbrella. They are in a garden. It is raining. His boots are dirty and his pants are wet at the ankles.
and I don't mean my fashion sense.

Reporting in from the edge of the Pacific: this morning's wind and rain conspired to topple my beloved top-heavy Kale tree and so I headed out in the gale to chop it before it molested the chard and spinach. I am just under 6 feet tall for scale. At this point (it is/was maybe two years old) we weren't even eating the upper leaves, letting the birds have at those, and just snacking on the mid-stalk "baby kale" greens. I made filling for many rounds of my famous knishes from this plant.
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roonie pro 22 hours ago
Day Of The Triffids - John Wyndham
bezt pro 22 hours ago
It's not easy being greens.
samh pro 22 hours ago
I'm just here for the fashion.
poorusher 13 hours ago
It looks like Cavalo Nero.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Back to my, digging up cassava roots, video. Excellent plant. Who knew they will grow so tall?
mare pro 37 minutes ago
Didn’t know kale grew into trees in warmer climates. Here it dies and rots completely away in winter.
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me3dia

November 13

image from the TV show "The Odd Couple." Felix Unger attempts to get in a taxi while bent over with a throw-out back.
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image from the TV show "The Odd Couple." Felix Unger attempts to get in a taxi while bent over with a throw-out back.
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?


source: fuanbqyk
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artwells pro Yesterday
Made me what I am
jpoulos pro Yesterday
I can hear him clearing his sinuses.
billturner pro Yesterday
@jpoulos that sinus clearing scene from the film kills me. As soon as I saw "Felix Unger" that's the first thing I thought of.
ba pro Yesterday
[picks up discarded cigar butt...]
kokogiak Yesterday
The opening notes of the theme song popped loudly into my head within milliseconds of seeing this.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
for me it was the scene with his ex-wife where she's cooked scrambled eggs for him, and he takes the plate and says he's just going to "tighten these up" on the stove. I don't know why that scene sticks with me over everything else.
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williwaw

2026

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Pilot to ATC message during national ground stop this afternoon.



source://bsky.app/profile/acarsdrama.bsky.social/post/3n27ycb6coq2k
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hertz pro 11 hours ago
Putting the "FAA" in faaaaark
n0wak

thumbs up

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heyitsal pro 19 hours ago
This would explain why two small propeller planes in tight formation just flew low over my house.
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@heyitsal Can you imagine being in flight training, and in the air, when this was called?
I would need a new pair of trousers.
dogwelder

Who knows?

An open magazine showing an ad with title I FOUND MY NOSE! AND I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURS!

A large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose.

Ad copy reads:
Recently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn’t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they’re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose.

If you think you might have a nose, don’t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I’ll see if you have one, or if you’re just a deluded freak.

At the bottom:
TAD DUMPLINGS
"I can probably help you find your nose"

In the Yellow Pages under "Nasal Detectives"
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An open magazine showing an ad with title I FOUND MY NOSE! AND I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURS!

A large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose.

Ad copy reads:
Recently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn’t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they’re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose.

If you think you might have a nose, don’t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I’ll see if you have one, or if you’re just a deluded freak.

At the bottom:
TAD DUMPLINGS
"I can probably help you find your nose"

In the Yellow Pages under "Nasal Detectives"
Tad Dumplings is doing the Lord's work.
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BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
4 1/2 stars

Tad arrived promptly and, after only modest complaints about the quality of breakfast, managed to locate my nose under the kitchen sink.
joost

strait

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An oil tanker burns after being hit by an Iranian strike at Khor Al Zubair port near Basra, Iraq, on 11 March. Photograph: AP
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
The strait stuff...
snowbow

Say hello to Nico!

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our new dog! She is a Tibetan Terrier - 4 months old. A wonderful gal! <3
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homerj Yesterday
Looks like our old mutt (who many say has Tibetan Terrier in them). Hi "new dog!"
Sailormom pro Yesterday
Hey Nico!
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
NICO!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
What a remarkable portrait, too! 🍁
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Great doggone leaves as well!
m3moellering Yesterday
Hello, sweet girl!
me3dia pro Yesterday
Nico, good girl!
ellieBOA Yesterday
Hi Nico!
ckoerner 23 hours ago
Bonjour Nico!
spingo pro an hour ago
POOOCHIEEEE
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dphiffer

when will outlook be fixed

Screenshot of a post by Derrick: Whenever it does get "fixed", it'll break again minutes later and the same shit will keep happening, because rather than putting those engineers to good use making this shit stable, they're too busy fucking with AI bullshit to give a damn about stability.
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Screenshot of a post by Derrick: Whenever it does get "fixed", it'll break again minutes later and the same shit will keep happening, because rather than putting those engineers to good use making this shit stable, they're too busy fucking with AI bullshit to give a damn about stability.
screenshot of the "most helpful" response from https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 33 minutes ago
My outlook may be fixed after January 5th. Otherwise I have only ever used Outlook grudgingly, strictly on someone else's dime. And didn't Musk recently say he could just buy Microsoft to shut Bill Gates up? So maybe instead he got a warning outage and resulting stock devaluation? There are laws...We should not let big, little boy, pissing contests go unchecked, when national security is at stake,(we are currently stuck at burnt steak.)
snarkout

In November, Friday 13, 2026

Two Pogo comic strips. Pogo is playing football with a friend discuss the end of the world on Friday, November 13, 2026, due to overpopulation. "We'll have so many people we'll be squoze to death!"
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Two Pogo comic strips. Pogo is playing football with a friend discuss the end of the world on Friday, November 13, 2026, due to overpopulation. "We'll have so many people we'll be squoze to death!"
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

Everlovin' Pogo knew it. Stay squoze, everyone!
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BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
Reporting from Saturday: I could use a little squoze 🫂
Davezilla

That’s no East Wing

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jpoulos pro 15 hours ago
"Does it go *pew pew*? I want it to go *pew pew*!"
jpoulos pro 15 hours ago
"They said 'yes sir it goes *pew pew* very strongly.' So it's very powerful."
hertz pro 11 hours ago
Though with these bozos EVERY air vent leads to the reactor
Xedrik 3 hours ago
To be faiiiirrrr.... With Captain Shitshispants in residence, you'd want an awful lot of air vents
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csilverman

can you hear me now

A dull, foggy place. Looming up from the wild, uneven ground is a large yellow box with a blocky white question mark on it. The box is dingy and stained, with a few graffiti tags. It looks like a cross between a water tower and one of the powerup boxes from the Mario franchise. A few birds perch on the tower, and more circle in the sky. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A dull, foggy place. Looming up from the wild, uneven ground is a large yellow box with a blocky white question mark on it. The box is dingy and stained, with a few graffiti tags. It looks like a cross between a water tower and one of the powerup boxes from the Mario franchise. A few birds perch on the tower, and more circle in the sky. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
#notesArt
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Bring peanuts!!!
jaymayday

hashtag hysterical

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3rdparty

OFFICIAL STATEMENT 📎

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https://www.reddit.com/user...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

The Local Scene

Reflections in antique glass.
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Reflections in antique glass.
A while ago at the back door, there was fog, filled with the smell of rosemary and creosote, and the other garden herbs in my neighborhood. Now the rain patters and drips, and a train just sounded, but softened rounding the corner and headed out. My darling cat insists on sleeping on my texting hand, and we are snug. I am safe from everything but time, and cholesterol, and my unwillingness to statin up. Yeah I'm not gonna do it. This rain has such a pleasant, organic staccato, spattering on the window unit, and then an old swamper, long defunct.
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aquaphase

Victory

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ardgedee

'Remembrance' Transgender Awareness bass strings

Close-up photo of a few dozen strings for bass guitar. They look like lumpy wires shrink-wrapped in red, pink and light blue ribbons.
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Close-up photo of a few dozen strings for bass guitar. They look like lumpy wires shrink-wrapped in red, pink and light blue ribbons.
I legitimately like these... don't have a use for them, though. LaBella flats aren't my thing (too thuddy and high-tension) and I don't keep enough basses around to have one just for experimenting on.

They look amazing close-up like this. From the audience they probably look more like a slightly tinted nickel color.

source: https://roadieclub.labella.com/product...

more info and pics: https://www.talkbass.com/threads...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
I don’t use those strings either, but it’s a cool project
wjcstp pro Yesterday
And they went fast - when I loaded the page it said 18 sets left, but when I added it to the cart they were sold out. (was going to buy a set for my bass playing kid)
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@wjcstp Weird. Looks like 5-string sets are still purchasable.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@wjcstp Lobster confirms: The strings are sold out.

More due next week.
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nikkuneko

good news, guys, i found some extra storage

atop a wall-mounted steel storage shelf, a plastic-wrapped box of 100 memorex branded IBM-compatible diskettes sits unused. next to it is a bowl. the yellow box holding the red diskettes features the memorex logo, as well as the text "formatted IBM & compatible" to the left, and a larger "100 IBM DISKETTES | Lifetime Warranty" to the center and right.
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atop a wall-mounted steel storage shelf, a plastic-wrapped box of 100 memorex branded IBM-compatible diskettes sits unused. next to it is a bowl. the yellow box holding the red diskettes features the memorex logo, as well as the text "formatted IBM & compatible" to the left, and a larger "100 IBM DISKETTES | Lifetime Warranty" to the center and right.
walking past a cubicle someone recently abandoned (thankfully a switch to WFH, not a layoff/firing) and noticed this absolutely pristine box of high density diskettes. cackling at the thought of how long these must have just been sitting here.

anybody in desperate need of 144MB of storage this instant?

iphone 14 pro max | cropped in iOS photos
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B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
mltshp demoscene 1.44 challenge exchange?
mltshp very very low bitrate mp3 mix exchange?
ba pro 2 days ago
If you want to become floppy disk guy as an affectation, it'll only cost your 16 bucks!
https://www.amazon.com/YEY-3-5-...
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
@ba LOL, putting in an IT request IMMEDIATELY. "you haven't experienced a lotus spreadsheet until you've experienced it in high-density ibm formatting"

@B6FA798A3449 my end of year playlist is now a doom .WAD, pls respect my privacy in this difficult time
Xedrik 2 days ago
@ba LGR did a video about using one of these on a smartphone :D https://www.youtube.com/watch...
snarkout pro 2 days ago
huh huh, huh huh, @nikkuneko said "wad"
niicholas 2 days ago
Come to think of it, I have a camera that uses those
https://mltshp.com/p/1LETJ
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@snarkout “GIVE US THE UNIT”

@niicholas a mavica! someone else here still had one and posted about it (IIRC @Sjixxxy ?)

@Xedrik that is ridiculously delightful, will watch later (especially happy that one of the commander keen games is on the preview screen)
scruss pro Yesterday
Impressed how new this looks
patd Yesterday
Use it for almost-analog meme sharing, one meme at a time. Teach the young folks to appreciate the anticipation while meme.bmp loads.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@scruss right? still in the shrink wrap and everything. i'm wondering what in recent years would have necessitated even ONE disk, let alone a case anywhere in the 20-some years we've been at this building.

the only thing i can think of was an anniversary video where we trotted out a working mac SE to run the 1.0 of our software against the then-latest iteration, but even then we had existing product diskettes.
mikemccracken Yesterday
Maybe the FAA could use a few spares?
scruss pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko Canadian military was using floppies up until 2018 or so in a few applications. We even had a private-label magnetics factory in Canada to support them until about a decade ago
travis pro Yesterday
lifetime warranty!
pk pro Yesterday
@ba 16 bucks PLUS your dignity
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joffaboy

Friday 13th news

Magic 8 ball says 'Outlook Not So Good '
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Magic 8 ball says 'Outlook Not So Good '
https://www.threads.com/share...
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snarkout

LFG

The opening of a scientific article. "Doomsday: Friday, 13 November, A.D. 2026". The article, but Heinz von Foerster, Patricia M. Mora, and Lawrence W. Amiot, has the heading, "At this date human population will approach infinity if it grows as it has grown in the last two millenia."
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The opening of a scientific article. "Doomsday: Friday, 13 November, A.D. 2026". The article, but Heinz von Foerster, Patricia M. Mora, and Lawrence W. Amiot, has the heading, "At this date human population will approach infinity if it grows as it has grown in the last two millenia."
source: https://www.science.org/doi...

Make room, make room! (Alternately: when something cannot go on, it will stop.)
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bezt pro Yesterday
Mmm, soylent.
me3dia pro Yesterday
saved to /DATE
gwint

Rockets and Blue Lights (Close at Hand) to Warn Steamboats of Shoal Water

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Joseph Turner (turned up to 11)
1840
https://www.clarkart.edu/ArtPiece...
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billturner

kirbythursday wallpaper from a bar

Photo of a wall inside the Poetry Lounge in Millvale, PA with wallpaper that features old comic book covers, many with Jack Kirby art. There's also a framed print with the phrase "if you're homophobic get the fuck out of my house."
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Photo of a wall inside the Poetry Lounge in Millvale, PA with wallpaper that features old comic book covers, many with Jack Kirby art. There's also a framed print with the phrase "if you're homophobic get the fuck out of my house."
The wallpaper in the Poetry Lounge bathroom seemed perfect for #kirbythursday. Took the pic last week when my brother-in-law's band played at the bar in Millvale, PA.
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Xedrik 2 days ago
Suddenly inspired to pick up cross-stitch <3
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
hello, Greater Pittsburgh Area.
billturner pro Yesterday
@minimumsafedistance howdy! I actually live south of the city, but had to see my BIL's gig.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
@Xedrik seriously. I need this in my house.
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joffaboy

Not all heroes wear capes

Clippy suggests how to respond to a global outage
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Clippy suggests how to respond to a global outage
https://bsky.app/profile...
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3rdparty pro Yesterday
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 📎:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RYX6
joffaboy

Convergent evolution

Owl and cat eyes next to each other
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Owl and cat eyes next to each other
https://www.threads.com/share...
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Davezilla pro 3 days ago
We’re owl very impressed. I had to paws for a moment.
bezt pro 3 days ago
“I should get a pea green boat.”
idogcow 3 days ago
@bezt *snort*
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Now it needs Spock
caitlinburke pro 3 days ago
Seriously, that pea green boat caper makes every kind of sense to me. They already enjoy the same foods, which is more in common than a lot of couples have.
thelonius 2 days ago
Once I saw my cat sitting on the deck railing and looking up to the trees with that "I see dinner" look. I checked that, and there was a bigass owl in a branch. looking at her in much the same way. I cancelled deck time.
caitlinburke pro 2 days ago
@thelonius Star-crossed lovers!
cristin pro 15 hours ago
@bezt +++
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