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Afroman - Lemon Pound Cake (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
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The Adams County Sheriff's office is suing Afroman because they're butthurt about this.
Testimony from the plaintiff regarding the "problem" that gave rise to the lawsuit: https://m.youtube.com/shorts...
The raid in question: https://defector.com/lets-cat...
If you're late to his party, here's one of Afroman's better tracks (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Testimony from the plaintiff regarding the "problem" that gave rise to the lawsuit: https://m.youtube.com/shorts...
The raid in question: https://defector.com/lets-cat...
If you're late to his party, here's one of Afroman's better tracks (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells
Update: Afroman won
@artwells TIL! https://www.billboard.com/pro...
He comes across as a pretty regular humble guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Curves
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A black 1950s car fueling up at an orange and yellow gas pump under a concrete canopy in a curved, mid-century, minimalist design.
Prague, 1956. Gas station designed by architect Josef Gočár
Photo: Frank Scherschel (1907 - 1981)
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Photo: Frank Scherschel (1907 - 1981)
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Nostalgic poor food
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A bowl of baked beans and corn sits on a colorful glass cutting board on my kitchen counter. In the corner are the handle of a brayer and a print I’m working on right now.
Beans-and-corn.
When I was a kid this was one of the least expensive ways my parents found to get big bowls of complete protein to three kids.
My dad would get cheapo baked beans and add frozen corn and then add ketchup and mustard and barbecue sauce and brown sugar. I used Busch’s instead (ROLLLL that beautiful bean footage), but still ended up adding a little bbq sauce.
It was filling and hot and delicious and the corn adds both sweetness and more texture than just the smooshy beans on their own.
Even my kid who doesn’t like baked beans not only liked it, but spent a bunch of time talking about how much he liked it, so that’s kind of fun.
When I was a kid this was one of the least expensive ways my parents found to get big bowls of complete protein to three kids.
My dad would get cheapo baked beans and add frozen corn and then add ketchup and mustard and barbecue sauce and brown sugar. I used Busch’s instead (ROLLLL that beautiful bean footage), but still ended up adding a little bbq sauce.
It was filling and hot and delicious and the corn adds both sweetness and more texture than just the smooshy beans on their own.
Even my kid who doesn’t like baked beans not only liked it, but spent a bunch of time talking about how much he liked it, so that’s kind of fun.
My version of this uses the frozen corn that has other veggies in it like bell peppers and onions (*not* peas & carrots) , often called something like "Southwestern" depending on the brand, mayhap you'd like that as well?
(Sometimes I add some cumin & chili powder for an "instant chili" if you will.) Then if you have leftovers throw an egg on in the morning and/or put some in a tortilla for insta-burrito.
(Sometimes I add some cumin & chili powder for an "instant chili" if you will.) Then if you have leftovers throw an egg on in the morning and/or put some in a tortilla for insta-burrito.
@williwaw that all sounds good! Tonight it was mostly just for nostalgia’s sake, and m’lovely wife doesn’t love beans, so the fact that she’s out of town is the only reason I was happy to make it this evening’s entree, so prolly won’t riff on it much moving forward. 😂
That said, I DO love bean tacos/burritos!!
That said, I DO love bean tacos/burritos!!
In these parts, that's called succotash.
Wire - 23 Years Too Late (24 Years Later Edit)
ready for adventure
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ET figure from Atari game
It's been 40 years and I'm still mad at this game.
Be Good
senate interns
Fair point
✨
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Screenshot of Kagi translate from English to LinkedIn Speak
English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.
LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned
English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.
LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned
hah, i just screenshot one of these yesterday to share and then totally forgot to post. i'll have to go back for mine in a bit
Sounds like a conflict between hardware and software. Usually caused by a controller using an inappropriate port.
SOP is to apply a permanent fix by KILLing the offender and sealing the port. Side benefit is usually a reduction in attack surface in future penetration testing.
SOP is to apply a permanent fix by KILLing the offender and sealing the port. Side benefit is usually a reduction in attack surface in future penetration testing.
My lips are frozen to my boss's ass.
I am deeply committed to fostering a strong, synergetic relationship with leadership and am fully aligned with my manager's vision to drive organizational success.
I am deeply committed to fostering a strong, synergetic relationship with leadership and am fully aligned with my manager's vision to drive organizational success.
Epoch
just had to finesse some verbage
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screenshot of a translate panel from kagi. on the left is the common rhyme "boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i poop / on company time". to the right, the translator panel, set to "linkedin speak" has output the text "the CEO generates significant shareholder value whie i focus on incremental personal growth. this is why i priortize strategic wellness breaks during core business hours to optimize my long-term professional sustainability/ #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateCulture #Efficiency"
via kagi's translate option for "linkedin speak":
https://translate.kagi.com/
haven't really used kagi's service much; honestly couldn't tell you if a "paid search" is worth it compared to free options (especially given my salary) but this amused me.
https://translate.kagi.com/
haven't really used kagi's service much; honestly couldn't tell you if a "paid search" is worth it compared to free options (especially given my salary) but this amused me.
Name that song:
Rise and grind! ☀️
The hustle doesn't stop until the mission is accomplished and we can pivot back to our home base.
It’s all about that 24/7 grind, day in and day out. 📈
We’re pushing through the night, fueled by passion (and maybe a little rum), staying laser-focused on the goal. 🥃
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Scaling our banana inventory until the morning stand-up. 🍌
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Shoutout to the Project Manager—let’s get these deliverables tracked and accounted for!
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Let’s talk about high-impact growth: 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot bunches! 🚀
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
etc etc
Rise and grind! ☀️
The hustle doesn't stop until the mission is accomplished and we can pivot back to our home base.
It’s all about that 24/7 grind, day in and day out. 📈
We’re pushing through the night, fueled by passion (and maybe a little rum), staying laser-focused on the goal. 🥃
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Scaling our banana inventory until the morning stand-up. 🍌
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Shoutout to the Project Manager—let’s get these deliverables tracked and accounted for!
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Let’s talk about high-impact growth: 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot bunches! 🚀
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
etc etc
@otaman LOL it took me WAY too long to latch onto this even with the 🍌emoji right there
A+ for scaling the 🍌inventory
so much winning
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i spent so much time here in Need for Speed Porsche Unlimited that a warm memory button got pushed
Los Angeles
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A vast grid of streetlights fills the Los Angeles basin. Airplanes approaching LAX are visible low on the horizon. Griffith observatory is on the left side of the picture.
March 17, 2026. Looking roughly southeast from the Griffith observatory.
What I saw
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Wet dartboard
Any dart players care to give an opinion on this type of board?
Seems to me that there would be a higher chance of the dart bouncing off the borders surrounding each hole.
Seems to me that there would be a higher chance of the dart bouncing off the borders surrounding each hole.
I have that exact board (two actually in our basement bar). It’s actually rare to bounce off the board, surprisingly. I learned on a cork dartboard, but the electronic ones have the advantage of keeping score for you.
unfinished cable car station, armenia
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A bulky cement tower festooned with stairways, platforms and girders
Monument Valley
@lamnatos 💯
There are a number of structures like this in and around Tarapoto, Peru. One on the south side of town that is quite epic and, since being abandoned due to multiple failed construction inspections has become a squat with carpenters and masons continuing work in the hopes that one day they will be able to take legal ownership... and get the Peruvian equivalent of a CoO... on a 9 story modern day ruin; https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHNEuNqL...
Our view from the Griffith
do you even know what "allegro" fucking means, janice?
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a cat puts its paw on the hand of a woman playing a piano
"anyway, here's wonderw..."
Tove Jansson's The Hobbit
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A book cover, "Bilbo: En Hobbits Äventyr", showing an axe- and shield-bearing, nightcap-wearing Bilbo in pen and ink wash. Behind him is a mountain with torch-bearing mountain figures at its base; above the mountain, flying in front of a misty moon, is Smaug.
YESS! i've always wanted a copy of this one
https://mltshp.com/p/JC9Y
https://mltshp.com/p/JC9Y
Saved to https://mltshp.com/moomin
I can see why this place is popular
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A picture of the Griffith observatory about 50 minutes after sunset. The front of the building is lit by car headlights and many people are visible.
Griffith Observatory. March 17, 2026. First time visiting. Temp was about 85F.
I used to bike up there every so often and walk around the promenade on the front side of the building. I *adore* the Observatory.
A peoples palace of science. Beautiful
There was a series of Big Letter postcards I didn't buy there in the 90s that I still regret. Otherwise , no notes ans try to work in a visit on the rare occasion I get to LA
long weekend selfie
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black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
spent the weekend checking in on my parents after their town was hit by (positively massive) hail and a tornado.
i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.
the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.
since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.
i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.
anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.
the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.
since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.
i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.
anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
You're Short, Bald and Ugly, Charlie Brown
me
Twitchy
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Animated gif of philosopher Slavoj Žižek pinching his noise and rubbing his beard with one hand, and shaking a pen in the other.
Slavoj Schneefžek
Even the gif has his accent
god bless the “i voted” sticker commission for finally unleashing the chaos energy
all fucking day
Steven Universe vs Hitler
👋🏼
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Howdy y’all.
👋👋
Where y'at?
@jpoulos This is on Moody St in Waltham, MA. The bridge over the Charles River. We live a little less than a mile west of here.
Slice Of Pallasite Meteorite
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A slice of a rare meteorite type, Pallasite. Metal matrix with Olivine inclusions. Black metal surrounds yellowish crystal pieces, looks like the material polishes well.
A slice of the Esquel pallasite, clearly showing the large olivine crystals suspended in the metal matrix.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
my god stars are full of it
SM 2026
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A black-and-white tournament bracket titled “Sandwich Madness 2026,” with pink accent text and a cartoon sandwich logo at the top center. The bracket is divided into four regions: “Moist Maker Region” and “Broodwich Region” on the left, and “Teamster Sandwich Region” and “Tangwich Region” on the right. Each region contains a seeded list of various sandwiches and sandwich-like foods (e.g., Reuben, PBJ, Burrito, Club, Meatball Sub, Hot Dog, Lobster Roll), arranged in head-to-head matchups progressing toward the center. Advancing items are filled into connecting lines, leading to semifinal matchups labeled “Beef Brisket” (left side winner) and “Torta” (right side winner). At the bottom center, a “Champion” box shows “Torta” as the overall winner.
Some tough matchups this year!
What a wonderful time of the year! (Northern Hemisphere version)
The snow is melting, bulbs are popping up, birds are returning and sandwich madness is on your doorstep!
The snow is melting, bulbs are popping up, birds are returning and sandwich madness is on your doorstep!
I see that the Cuban had to be disqualified so other sandwiches had a shot at the title.
Where do I find an original copy of the bracket?
they didn't say but I don't think it's Magritte
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four tobacco pipes are around a speakerphone, and they are saying:
Hello, is Danny Boy there?
a guy on the phone in the bottom panel is saying:
Could I ask who's calling?
Hello, is Danny Boy there?
a guy on the phone in the bottom panel is saying:
Could I ask who's calling?
booo
You think that’s nuts, did you hear about the time Glen accidentally sent an email to himself?
From: Glen
To: Glen
From: Glen
To: Glen
🔻🔺
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Colored pencil sketches in shades of red, green, and yellow showing complicated geometric figures made of interlocking, forced-perspective hollow cubes and triangles constructed of square tubing.
@joshmillard
well helLO there