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Artemis
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Black cat with yellow eyes relaxing in a basket.
aka Inky
Possibly the sweetest, most affectionate cat we have ever owned. I hear this is often a trait of black cats.
#housepanther
A++ would stare into this void
Kim's '82 Vision Gator
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We met Kim (pronounced "keem") on one of the Barcelona breakwaters yesterday. We saw him practicing wind surfing with his skateboard and immediately b-lined to ask if we could take some photos with him.
He talked with us for quite a while. He's a windsurfing instructor, ski instructor, and something else I can't remember. He's also 65 years old. I'd have guessed no older than 50.
I was immediately drawn to his board. I love the 80's board shapes. I asked him if it was an '85 (random guess), and he said it's from '82. I can't recall if he picked it up in California or Florida.
I submitted this for review today with the hopes it'd get picked up for the project, but it didn't, which isn't surprising. It doesn't really fit our brief. I wanted an upside down american flag to go up in an exhibit for the next year, though.
He talked with us for quite a while. He's a windsurfing instructor, ski instructor, and something else I can't remember. He's also 65 years old. I'd have guessed no older than 50.
I was immediately drawn to his board. I love the 80's board shapes. I asked him if it was an '85 (random guess), and he said it's from '82. I can't recall if he picked it up in California or Florida.
I submitted this for review today with the hopes it'd get picked up for the project, but it didn't, which isn't surprising. It doesn't really fit our brief. I wanted an upside down american flag to go up in an exhibit for the next year, though.
I'm really digging the way the wheels pop in the shadow.
I have a co-worker friend who goes by Quim and pronounced the same way, Keem. Full name is Joaquim. I wonder if this is another interpretation!
@ckoerner i had a reply typed up and then searched "joakim" and google reminded me i researched photographer Joakim Eskildsen. so i think you're spot on! his first name is probably "joakim".
https://joakimeskildsen.com/projects...
https://joakimeskildsen.com/projects...
Sheba RIP
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My neib's kitty, who passed away, after they moved. She was a righteous cheetah soul, trapped in a housecat's body.
Sheba, RIP
My neib's kitty, who passed away, after they moved. She was a righteous cheetah soul, trapped in a housecat's body
My neib's kitty, who passed away, after they moved. She was a righteous cheetah soul, trapped in a housecat's body
Weekend Plans
me_irl
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that kid is going places. I don't know where, but they are definitely going places.
Actual, 100% real LOL from me. Love this!
I've made a huge mistake
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i can smell this post
I love erasers, and I have too many, because I hate using them. "I'm caught in a trap, I can't walk out"
Have made many a race car out of Pink Pearls erasers and spent many hours racing it around various made up tracks doodled on desktops snd notebooks to crowd noises and hyped announcers echoing within my own skull.
Click the X
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A picture of the underside of a wireless mouse with a ridiculous X-shaped arrangement for either one AA battery or one AAA battery
Source: https://chaos.social/@nblr...
It only takes one battery, AA or AAA - but not both.
This is...ingenius!
@niicholas Ah, you're correct! I have duly updated the alt text to reflect this.
i see you and raise (seedlings)
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photo of a very small plant pot, trowel, and shovel on an outstretched palm with a very small greenhouse in the background. the shovel and trowel are about the length of the personโs pinky finger.
i have a very brown thumb but i am trying to make plants grow with a Tiny Gardeningโข๏ธ set that a friend gifted to me years ago. i have tiny purple basil sprouts peeking through today!
your move, @wombatman70
@tweedlydo Hahaha I love it!!! I really wanted to have half of our basil garden be purple basil this year because itโs so pretty, but we so prefer sweet basil that we kept it 100% sweet this year again (one year we did half Thai basil which was fun, but we used SO little of it that in the end we realized itโs best if we stick to sweet), so Iโm living vicariously through your tiny liโl garden! Keep up the tiny good work!
!NEW SHK ALERT! : "Cats I Have Known"
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photo of a grey cat sitting in a cardboard box, looking grumpy
why? because i love taking pictures of cats, and i love people showing me the cats they hang out with, live with, or spot being weirdos in the wild.
if you catch a shot of a local cheese goblin, window spy, or porch weirdo, this is the place to show it off. (pls no memes or other people's photos, though.)
pls join me if you're the same kind of weirdo as me:
https://mltshp.com/CatsIHav...
if you catch a shot of a local cheese goblin, window spy, or porch weirdo, this is the place to show it off. (pls no memes or other people's photos, though.)
pls join me if you're the same kind of weirdo as me:
https://mltshp.com/CatsIHav...
this cat: "thisbe", who lived with me in four or five different places between 2009 and 2017. violent little warrior princess
this be the verse
My new duplex neighbor has a very handsome cat that likes to perch in the windows (and a small and rather anxious gremlin-mutt). I'll see if I can't snag a good picture of him.
๐ด๐ช๏ธ๐ง๐ผ
In the Japanese garden, Mount Martha VIC
Black Hens And Chicks
B*tch
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Hahahaha.
The advice we give our children is really advice we give ourselves!
The advice we give our children is really advice we give ourselves!
Do as I say, not as I do.
What if I put all of the materials from one project into a shoebox and stick it in my closet and forget it exists for years and years, am I good?
pspsps
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Your cat is smarter than a flat earther.
iโm the
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A black cat poised at the mouthpiece of an enormous purple sousaphone, the round brass bell of which is labeled FUNK ENGINE
TOOT
Play That Funky Meowsic
Nico's ballet
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My favorite frame from today's shoot. This is Nico. Nico saw me photographing my kids at the skatepark back in August or September and approached me asking if I'd like to do some photos together. We shot a few frames in that park and I took his portrait. Really warm, kind human.
A couple of months later I reached out and asked if he'd be interested in doing some portraiture for one of my classes. He immediately agreed. We did some wild light painting and acrobatic stuff (he used to do Capoeira). It was a really fun shoot and we agreed to do more in the future.
Jump to about a week ago. I was talking to my team about maybe getting in touch with him for a shoot on the coast for our project. The very next day he reaches out to let me know he's back from Argentina. It's either a universe thing or he's the life force behind targeted ads.
Today's shoot was so much fun. We emulated some iconic shots from J. Grant Brittain and played around on these breakwater blocks. He's not fearless but close to it. Very balletic, yoga-etic, punketic, etc etc.
Among many talents, he's a tattoo artist as well. I plan to work with him on a piece soon.
A couple of months later I reached out and asked if he'd be interested in doing some portraiture for one of my classes. He immediately agreed. We did some wild light painting and acrobatic stuff (he used to do Capoeira). It was a really fun shoot and we agreed to do more in the future.
Jump to about a week ago. I was talking to my team about maybe getting in touch with him for a shoot on the coast for our project. The very next day he reaches out to let me know he's back from Argentina. It's either a universe thing or he's the life force behind targeted ads.
Today's shoot was so much fun. We emulated some iconic shots from J. Grant Brittain and played around on these breakwater blocks. He's not fearless but close to it. Very balletic, yoga-etic, punketic, etc etc.
Among many talents, he's a tattoo artist as well. I plan to work with him on a piece soon.
that's awesome, and a great connection you made. nice when the good ones just pop up in the wild.
this is a really lovely pic; the composition is exquisite, and i especially love that you resisted the urge to directly center him. really beautiful color palette too. that gentle gradient from the sky down to the sea is *chef's kiss*
unsolicited advice from someone who is obviously not as good a photographer as you, but part of me would want to either push the shadows deeper so he's a bit more of a silhouette, or blow out the shadows a bit so we can see the detail of his tats and musculature.
this is a really lovely pic; the composition is exquisite, and i especially love that you resisted the urge to directly center him. really beautiful color palette too. that gentle gradient from the sky down to the sea is *chef's kiss*
unsolicited advice from someone who is obviously not as good a photographer as you, but part of me would want to either push the shadows deeper so he's a bit more of a silhouette, or blow out the shadows a bit so we can see the detail of his tats and musculature.
adding to the love: the angles you chose to include in frame with the concrete barriers are just fascinating. contrasting him against this sea of angry triangles that the concrete barricades make up is such a cool concept
@nikkuneko thank you so much! I agree about the shadows. Iโm going to tweak that a bit.
Cloud Jaguar
friday
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Sesame Street's Ernie dancing near a radio while Bert speaks to him
in my head, they're really getting into a Gang of Four album
god meats.
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strange people exist, and they are awesome.
The next head of the US Department of Public Health, right there.
Has someone alerted the Beef and Dairy Network?
@ardgedee +++
"again"
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yeah...why? maybe we'll NEVER know.
At least he didn't pretend to have a dead wife like Raymond Burr did.
She's so pretty <3
into your DMs like
Neighbour passed on an unwanted fridge
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Housewifing the shit out of it
Nice color!
@snarkout that's really why I said yes!
@snarkout ditto on the color!
meeting prep
Brisses, Bar Mitzvahs, and Shenanigans
iykyk
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Snowclone of the popular "distracted boyfriend" meme in which the jealous girlfriend's head is replaced by Klek from Angine de Poitrine, and the head of the woman the boyfriend is staring at has been replaced by one of the cryptically labeled Boards of Canada VHS tapes.
Only April and it's already a bumper year for middle-aged men who've spent their whole lives being annoying about music.
All that's missing is another MBV EP.
source: friend via private chat and probably came from somewhere else.
All that's missing is another MBV EP.
source: friend via private chat and probably came from somewhere else.
ok for anyone else who has no clue: "In April 2026, electronic music duo Boards of Canada sparked comeback rumors by mailing mysterious, unlabeled VHS tapes to fans. The tapes, often sent via Warp Records/Bleep, feature a logo with seven tessellated hexagons and contain cryptic audio with shortwave-style voices, potentially indicating new music, a reissue campaign, or a "Hexagon Sun" project."
@thelonius new song dropped this morning:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RO5E
https://mltshp.com/p/1RO5E
i showed this image to some colleagues today and spent 5 minutes trying to unpack it for them. 100% fail
Bunny
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My hand holding a bunny over a cluttered work bench
This my first attempt at representational wood shaping (outside of awhittlin' round the campfire). I used a Dremel.
Pretty pleased. Going to need some finer tools.
Here's me geared up to work on it
https://mltshp.com/p/1RO00
Pretty pleased. Going to need some finer tools.
Here's me geared up to work on it
https://mltshp.com/p/1RO00
NOW
That's What I Call
STRIVING
That's What I Call
STRIVING
Get yourself some metal chain mail gloves. And/or wooden handscrews. https://www.leevalley.com/en-ca...
@mare metal chain mail gloves wouldn't be a bad idea, particularly since I was an improbable survivor of a chainsaw accident.
I have several wooden hand screws that are over 100 years old. They wouldn't help here. I'm trying to find the article I saw recent about a super flexible/extensible bench vice.
I have several wooden hand screws that are over 100 years old. They wouldn't help here. I'm trying to find the article I saw recent about a super flexible/extensible bench vice.
