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otaman

Easter's gonna be brutal

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In Jyväskylä, Finland, apprently
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bezt pro an hour ago
Happy five year FYB anniversary, concrete bunny! https://mltshp.com/p/1L77Y
Argie pro 3 minutes ago
Oh this one's going straight to Big Units
https://mltshp.com/bigunits
infini

 

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intervalometer pro 9 hours ago
Do nothing.
Win.
/Meme
idogcow 9 hours ago
What, Me Worry?
joost 8 hours ago
Wow. Real cover
jessamyn

Elevator panel at Pad 39

A metal panel of elevator buttons. The lowest one says EARTH. Then they go up by increments (numbered 75, 95, 115, 135, 155, 175, 195, 215, 235) and the last one just says SPACE
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A metal panel of elevator buttons. The lowest one says EARTH. Then they go up by increments (numbered 75, 95, 115, 135, 155, 175, 195, 215, 235) and the last one just says SPACE
via: https://bsky.app/profile...
18 hours ago
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bezt pro 16 hours ago
And they said space elevators would never work.
snowbow

Cuteness Alert🚨

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I don’t want to alarm anyone but I thought you should all be made aware of the cuteness in my home this morning. 😸
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joffaboy

Rival marketing

Ad features vineyard, SA outline and graphic face with tagline 'Go down South with your mouth'
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Ad features vineyard, SA outline and graphic face with tagline 'Go down South with your mouth'
South Australia's rival campaign to the Northern Territory's "CUin the NT"

Via Facebook
16 hours ago
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m3moellering 15 hours ago
I had forgotten about the CU add!!!! Bwahahahaaa!!!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 14 hours ago
Put some in your south mouth
foist pro 9 hours ago
I went down to Adelaide, and two days later I had pink eye.
joffaboy

The Guardians of Rapa Nui beneath the Milky Way

The plane of the Milky Way shines across the night sky above several large human statues that face away from the camera.
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The plane of the Milky Way shines across the night sky above several large human statues that face away from the camera.
Click to embiggen
Photo by Rositsa Dimitrova
source: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod...
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scruss

perfection, no notes

Written in English round hand in India ink on a square piece of fine paper:

export function matchesNegativeKeyword(input: string): boolean {
  const lowerInput = input.toLowerCase()
  const negativePattern =
    /\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful|piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)|fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you|screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/
  return negativePattern.test(lowerInput)
}
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Written in English round hand in India ink on a square piece of fine paper:

export function matchesNegativeKeyword(input: string): boolean {
const lowerInput = input.toLowerCase()
const negativePattern =
/\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful|piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)|fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you|screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/
return negativePattern.test(lowerInput)
}
source: https://status.nevillepark.ca/@nev...
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poorusher

MR. BOOZE EXPRESS

Two shops in Preston, UK.

Left shop sign reads "MR. BOOZE EXPRESS"

Right shop sign reads "ROTANA RESTAURANT & CAFE"
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Two shops in Preston, UK.

Left shop sign reads "MR. BOOZE EXPRESS"

Right shop sign reads "ROTANA RESTAURANT & CAFE"
https://www.tumblr.com/modernis...
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bencmeissner

Nothing negative

A photo of a bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck. The photo is cropped to only show a little striping of the truck, with two white stripes at the top, one thick, one thin; there is some scratch marks over these. Below it is black, where the sticker, itself black with white text is located.

The text reads:
"Trans people existing
does nothing negative
to your life
you crybaby bitch"
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A photo of a bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck. The photo is cropped to only show a little striping of the truck, with two white stripes at the top, one thick, one thin; there is some scratch marks over these. Below it is black, where the sticker, itself black with white text is located.

The text reads:
"Trans people existing
does nothing negative
to your life
you crybaby bitch"
As seen on a pickup truck near the intersection of 35th Street and Bloomington Ave in Powderhorn.
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ang pro 10 hours ago
Is this not the Law and Order font? It ends with a Dun-dun sound when I read this in my head.
bencmeissner pro 56 minutes ago
@ang Looks like it is, yes. Friz Quadrata according to the internet.
dad

 

New Yorker Cartoon: A woman on the phone peers out a window at night. Three people in pasta costumes smoking cigarettes and looking tough walk by. 
Caption: "Penne, Rigatoni, and another one that I don't recognize."
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New Yorker Cartoon: A woman on the phone peers out a window at night. Three people in pasta costumes smoking cigarettes and looking tough walk by.
Caption: "Penne, Rigatoni, and another one that I don't recognize."
19 hours ago
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infini

 

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21 hours ago
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idogcow 9 hours ago
Same as it ever was
KMAlexander

Meet Greta

A black and white dog laying on a deck.
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A black and white dog laying on a deck.
Picked her up on Sunday. She's settling in nicely. She's an 11-month old Australian cattle dog/poodle mix, very energetic, but also very eager to please. Uly seems to like being a big brother.

More pics and words: https://kmalexander.com/2026...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Yesss! I know a Scottie that would love a playdate with the pair of ‘em.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Super cute!
Mr_Uakaris Yesterday
We just adopted an Aussie Shepherd / poodle mix from Texas. He's a sleeve biter, but we love him.
artwells

orange and blue fight

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vintage sci-fi women shooting rays at each other
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mcmjolnir pro 19 hours ago
I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine
poorusher 19 hours ago
This would literally make a brown laser.
nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
in the middle is a tiny explosion that says “i’m gonna post in discuss about how we should bring back the mp3 pile”
dreyfusslugado 17 hours ago
@nikkuneko ++
artwells pro 14 hours ago
@nikkuneko I was thinking "HILLARY IS A LOCK"
nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
@artwells legit out-loud snort
shitleopard 13 hours ago
WHICH ONE IS GOING TO FIX THE CABLE?
cristin pro 10 hours ago
@nikkuneko ++
idogcow 9 hours ago
Brave Women
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MackReed

approaching that one boss level

Looking down past the viewer’s legs and feet to see the gray steps of two impossibly narrow staircases converging to one impossibly narrow staircase
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Looking down past the viewer’s legs and feet to see the gray steps of two impossibly narrow staircases converging to one impossibly narrow staircase
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi... https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
23 hours ago
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ba pro 23 hours ago
I just lost my retirement fund betting on "Amsterdam."
0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
Oh my heck, and slippery socks to boot!
wjcstp pro 22 hours ago
@ba Oh man, there are some cool & crazy staircases in Amsterdam
urlnotfound pro 22 hours ago
Sir Stairmaster, the Destroyer of Coccyxes
bencmeissner pro 22 hours ago
“Can you help me move a sleeper sofa?”
Lockjaw pro 21 hours ago
Remind me of the stairs in my grandparents' house. Not as dysfunctional as these, but they were steep and very narrow.
darth_smoothies 21 hours ago
ah, the one that breaks all your ankles
ufez pro 21 hours ago
@bencmeissner "PIVOT!!!!!!!"
ardgedee pro 20 hours ago
Acrophobia therapy house.
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Needs a stripper pole!
shitleopard 13 hours ago
SOURCE: TUMBLR
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artwells

#ffu

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bozo the clown waving enthusiastically
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neuracnu pro 15 hours ago
This is precisely how I was waving at every Tesla on I-5 with my big ass trans flag on Trans Day of Visibility yesterday.
poorusher

Can't unsee

Screenshot showing conversation between actors Jennifer Coolidge and Jeremy Allen White

At the top above the frames showing the actors talking it reads:

"not to be dramatic but these two look like
the human versions of kermit the frog and
miss piggy"

Then there are frames below with the actors talking:

You’re such a brilliant actor.
Thank you so much:
And incredibly attractive human being.
Right back atchu. Truly
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Screenshot showing conversation between actors Jennifer Coolidge and Jeremy Allen White

At the top above the frames showing the actors talking it reads:

"not to be dramatic but these two look like
the human versions of kermit the frog and
miss piggy"

Then there are frames below with the actors talking:

You’re such a brilliant actor.
Thank you so much:
And incredibly attractive human being.
Right back atchu. Truly
https://www.instagram.com/p...
21 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 19 hours ago
Laudatory
spingo pro 16 hours ago
Hi ho, Jeremy the actor here.
BennyTheIcepick pro 15 hours ago
This wrecks me. Ded.
Argie

New USPS Stamp

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Coming soon! edit: in May

For those who partake in postcrossing this is very cool to see. Four triangular stamps designed by Antonio Alcalá and illustrated by Jackson Gibbs.

I am now hoping my next US postcards have one of these stuck on em. So cool.

Note: The real stamps won't have the word crossed out.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Well, I'm gonna have to get some of these.
jessamyn pro Yesterday
WOW. Neat.
m3moellering Yesterday
@bencmeissner /same
Lockjaw pro 21 hours ago
TIL and I'm a window clerk!
Argie pro 14 hours ago
@Lockjaw I think Postcrossing made an early announement to the postcrossing community, so not sure if officially announced at the same time... maybe
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artwells

New shades just dropped

Me in shades
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Me in shades
Designing clip-ons for my Ultra Gs.

Thinking about using brown filament with maybe some brass wire inset
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ckoerner

Christina Koch

A Caucasian woman wearing an orange space suit poses for a picture in dramatic lighting
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A Caucasian woman wearing an orange space suit poses for a picture in dramatic lighting
Fun fact, in 2019 a fellow MediaWiki admin at NASA who is also an EVA trainer helped Koch make the first edit to Wikipedia from space.

Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
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williwaw

#ffu

CDN media
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CDN media
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pk pro Yesterday
holy cow, this to infinity
n0wak 23 hours ago
Is this Bo Bichette?
nikkuneko

first outdoor cat communing of the season

four phone pics of a tortoiseshell cat rubbing against the legs of a weirdo in purple pants and black boots
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four phone pics of a tortoiseshell cat rubbing against the legs of a weirdo in purple pants and black boots
ran into FunnyFace, queen of my old block, whilst cutting through my old neighborhood on the way home. i knelt down with my hand outstretched and she just BOLTED right over
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Argie

Pee & Poop

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I watched the Artemis II lift off this morning (our time) and as I am want to do, I started wondering what the toilet fascilities are like inside their ship. Turns out they're pretty good, seperate closable cubicle with a sort of standard looking toilet.

We've come along way from the Apollo version (pictured)

and just in case you were also wondering how the Apollo astronauts did their pees and poops with this bag

"NASA astronauts peed into a roll-on cuff, and pooped in bags that they kneaded, rolled up tight, and took back to Earth."
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poorusher 10 hours ago
Was intrigued by this unit
https://www.spacecentre.co.uk/collecti...
jessamyn pro 10 hours ago
I have heard tell that the male astronauts had an option as to what size their roll-on cuff was, getting to pick from S/M/L. As the anecdote goes, no one would opt for small (even those for whom it was the right size) and they wound up renaming the sizes. Maybe apocryphal!
otaman pro 2 hours ago
I thought that was a lightsaber, with carrying case.
Argie pro 4 minutes ago
@jessamyn I'd heard that as well and I'm pretty sure it's true. Google says they changed the names to giant, super and large 😁

@otaman absolutely do not recommend putting your todger into a light saber at any time
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ba

Artemis Astrovan

Three white, futuristic electric crew transport vans with NASA logos are parked in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at Kennedy Space Center, Florida.
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Three white, futuristic electric crew transport vans with NASA logos are parked in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at Kennedy Space Center, Florida.
...was my favorite member of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

source: https://www.space.com/nasa-can...
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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
artemis astrovan was competing with that keyboardist from yes as to who might have the most ostentatious wizard's cape
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
also, these are kinda adorable
bencmeissner pro 22 hours ago
The horn on those better be a roadrunner-esque “meep meep”
scruss pro 21 hours ago
@bencmeissner original equipment on the Plymouth Road Runner ...
bencmeissner pro 19 hours ago
@scruss 🤣
ang pro 10 hours ago
Nostalgic for the time when there were dozens of new EV companies doing weird stuff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
idogcow 9 hours ago
They'll build cities around these!
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ian_crowther

Moin at Holocene

The band Moin (two guitarists, a drummer, and a guy playing electronics) performing onstage bathed in red light.
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The band Moin (two guitarists, a drummer, and a guy playing electronics) performing onstage bathed in red light.
Closing out the birthday weekend (observed) with a rare (for me) Monday night show at Holocene featuring Moin, who I would describe as combining the jazz precision of Tortoise with the vibes mastery of Burial.

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
this is an awesome photo! and belated happy birthday! perfect way to ring in another go-round
ian_crowther pro 16 hours ago
@nikkuneko Thank you! Holocene is one my favorite venues here in Portland - great booking, great sound, great vibes. The lighting is often pretty challenging for such an extremely amateur snapshotter!
csilverman

strange seas of thought

A person sits under a tree on a bright sunny day, working at a laptop. The person is sitting on a lush green hill. Above, the sunlight blazes through the leaves, producing a white-yellow glow. In the distance, a purple mountain range sits under a blue sky. This is an interpretation of Apple Computer's first logo, featuring Isaac Newton. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman" in rainbow lettering.
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A person sits under a tree on a bright sunny day, working at a laptop. The person is sitting on a lush green hill. Above, the sunlight blazes through the leaves, producing a white-yellow glow. In the distance, a purple mountain range sits under a blue sky. This is an interpretation of Apple Computer's first logo, featuring Isaac Newton. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman" in rainbow lettering.
https://notes.art/2026...

#notesArt
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LocalStain

Bob's Burgers - Transmission (Cover) (Official Music Video)

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#essential, #covers, #thisismenow

Brilliant.
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
the PEW PEW and WOOF interjections really are the cherry on top
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
Saw this last night and was thinking about posting it.

Never really got along with "Bob's Burgers" but every so often one of their covers videos really connects. This one somehow manages to be silly but absolutely captures the feel of doing your favorite song for yourself.
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
never watched the show. his voice is perfectly curtisesque.
urlnotfound pro 22 hours ago
I am the opposite of @ardgedee. I've always really liked the show itself. I've always enjoyed the high-functioning family dysfunction and I think Bob is a great father figure. However, the songs are usually a hard pass for me. I am not a show tunes and musical fan. I actively dislike most musicals that aren't comedies or a cartoon, probably especially that really really good one you think I need to watch to change my mind.

I don't know what original song this is a cover of, so I have no idea what this is supposed to be or what it means from the context of the song choice. The joke at the end was really funny, though. It really fits that Bob would spend his precious few moments of free time time to not only sing a song just to be supportive of his son's creativity, but to full-send his performance because he always gives his best to his family.
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
also a big bob's burgers fan (though i haven't kept up in the last couple years). wildly i'm about halfway between urlnotfound and ardgedee in that i love both the functional dysfunction and the music.

it's nice to see a family that isn't magically making it, and i love seeing weirdo kids actually as maladjusted as i was. real family love and acceptance, but not in a saccharine way. it's so friggin wholesome.

and i normally am not a fan of musicals or musical parody, but there's something so perfectly sweet and genuine about the songs. i mean, i walk around singing "electric love" to myself all the damn time.

and oh, to answer your uncertainty, @urlnotfound, this is a cover of the 1978 joy division single "transmission" - notoriously brooding, dark postpunk band, lead singer died very young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
whoops, 1979, not 1978. my bad
travis pro 21 hours ago
Bobs Burgers is a great show, and while I hate musicals, I love the stupid songs. I kind of inherited my love for both from Home Movies, which is also great.
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
@travis YES i loved “home movies” SO MUCH
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Major Dude

A portrait of Gordon Cooper, the astronaut, who hand landed, a Mercury capsule, using Astronomy, and math, while steering.
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A portrait of Gordon Cooper, the astronaut, who hand landed, a Mercury capsule, using Astronomy, and math, while steering.
A real space cowboy. His book, Leap Of Faith, is quite a read.

Gordon Cooper's Manual Reentry Saved Faith 7 Mission
On May 16, 1963, during NASA's final Mercury mission, a short circuit knocked out Gordon Cooper's automatic controls just before reentry. He calmly drew horizon lines on his window, memorized constellations, and used a countdown from John Glenn to time the retrorockets perfectly. Faith 7 splashed down only four miles from the recovery ship—NASA's most precise Mercury landing. The story from Cooper's memoir highlights human skill outshining failed tech, earning praise as a lesson in grit.
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ian_crowther

Mclusky live at the Aladdin

Mclusky guitarist and singer Andrew Falkous performs in the foreground. Mclusky’s drummer appears in the background partially obscured behind a plexiglass barrier.
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Mclusky guitarist and singer Andrew Falkous performs in the foreground. Mclusky’s drummer appears in the background partially obscured behind a plexiglass barrier.
Celebrated my birthday (observed) with some great rock shows. Wild that Mclusky are still at it - I described them to a friend as a "turn of the century" Welsh punk band and the new material holds up!

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
oh MAN it's been so long since i thought about mclusky that my last frame of reference was a friend having "to hell with good intentions" autoplaying on his XANGA! so glad they're still at it!
ian_crowther pro 16 hours ago
@nikkuneko the new stuff’s pretty good!
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
We have tickets for Friday, psyched
ian_crowther pro 15 hours ago
@wjcstp especially performed live, Alan is a Cowboy Killer might be the best song of all time. Pinnacle of human achievement.
shitleopard 13 hours ago
TICKETS FOR A WEEK FROM FRIDAY, LET'S GET IT
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MackReed

John Waters at the No Kings rally, Provincetown, March 28, 2026

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titled as found: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
I love his sign!
neuracnu pro 2 days ago
tagging as 'appeal to entirely appropriate authority'
joffaboy

View out my window, 2/4/2026

Open window with ficus covering a brick wall
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Open window with ficus covering a brick wall
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
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