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matchbox cover for "tokyo jazz club" with an illustration of an octopus floating above a drum kit, with three sticks
poorusher
Saved to T-shirt ideas!
this is excellent
I'm wondering about that detached arm at the bottom, partially behind the snare drum. Did it drum an arm loose?
Looks great.
(Probably AI though)
(Probably AI though)
Yeah, the loose arms do seem to imply a nonhuman artist, but my wife reads some Japanese and says the katakana on the side does phonetically say Tokyo Jazz Club and the kanji at the bottom looks like a plausible address in Tokyo. Google Maps shows no current club in Tokyo of that name.
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an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
An older friend of mine had a big party nominally about her house's bicentennial but really just to hang out and eat indecent amounts of snacks. I showed up two hours into a three hour party and this was "all" that was left. 😂 House is in the background, it's a nice house. This lady calls me whenever she needs to update her email signature file.
Oh you Eaterners! I brag about my 150 year old house out here in the Rockies but 200... for America, dang! That's purdy old.
I am loving the sense of community in this pic.
Oh, I'll have the whole little orange topped cake! Wonderous!
I had a party like that when my house turned 100, but the snack table wasn’t nearly that long
200!
Our building turns 100 this year and we’re having a party, and we are all excited about that!
Our spread is not gonna look that fabulous though, like wjcstp said.
Our building turns 100 this year and we’re having a party, and we are all excited about that!
Our spread is not gonna look that fabulous though, like wjcstp said.
Everything tastes better with a little age. 🖤
@wjcstp well, when you have the 200th party you can double the table length accordingly 😏
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I... I feel like I've stumbled into a weird timeline.
I had no idea "Idiocracy" was a documentary.
I had no idea "Idiocracy" was a documentary.
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A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
Did a Bird Watching Walk at the local lake (Herdsman Lake) and had a great time.
ooh, self guided or are they offering tours? I'm def moving into my old man bird watching phase. Bird Count coming up on the 19th of this month, can't wait
@Argie https://www.wagouldleague.com.au/event-de... was the one we did. Couldn't see an October one, but it should be up soon. It was really good. They have binoculars to borrow as well if you don't have any.
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VamoLá played samba for Luminata, marching around Green Lake in lights for thousands of equally-lit Seattleites. I wore one of the 4 UFO abduction rigs I built years ago for the family to wear at BRC (it still works!) and played so hard I broke a drumhead.
13/10 would again.
13/10 would again.
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Illustration of three young women (Lottie, Claire, and Mildred) draped all over a muscular and stern Batman. Claire, the smallest, is sitting on his shoulder showing a lot of leg and pinching his cowl-ear.
I'd completely missed the Bat-Like Man story arc in Giant Days, too
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photograph of a building exterior composed of concrete rectangular boxes, covered in various plants
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A tan dog laying on a red upholstered chair next to a woman in a T-shirt and shorts. The dog is intently looking at the camera.
I post this mostly to scream into the void. Our dear dog, Pippa, was diagnosed with a tumor on her spleen several weeks ago. This is basically a death sentence, but we were very lucky to find out about it before it burst. We were given the opportunity to give her a peaceful goodbye on Saturday, the 5th.
On the 3rd, I got a call from my mother that my dad was in the emergency room. The cancer he has been fighting for 18 months had started affecting his lungs and he was having trouble breathing. They decided to put him on hospice, and he returned home on the 4th with a pile of morphine.
We said goodbye to our dog and then packed up to drive down to our parents the next day. There is still dog fur all over the apartment. My father has rapidly declined, from needing a little help to move between the living room and the bed to now being barely there. I'll spare all the gory details in between.
We're looking at hours to days left for him, but my wife and I have decided we need to go home after two weeks with little sleep and acting as the primary support for my mother. Other family is arriving tomorrow. We're expecting to return in a few days, but we need to swap clothes and grab some essentials we forgot in our haste.
It's been a time
On the 3rd, I got a call from my mother that my dad was in the emergency room. The cancer he has been fighting for 18 months had started affecting his lungs and he was having trouble breathing. They decided to put him on hospice, and he returned home on the 4th with a pile of morphine.
We said goodbye to our dog and then packed up to drive down to our parents the next day. There is still dog fur all over the apartment. My father has rapidly declined, from needing a little help to move between the living room and the bed to now being barely there. I'll spare all the gory details in between.
We're looking at hours to days left for him, but my wife and I have decided we need to go home after two weeks with little sleep and acting as the primary support for my mother. Other family is arriving tomorrow. We're expecting to return in a few days, but we need to swap clothes and grab some essentials we forgot in our haste.
It's been a time
I'll give my pups a few extra scratches behind the ears tomorrow. And I'll call my folks this weekend.
Love to you and yours. Loads of long distance hugs from internet friends. Sorry that you’re going through it. ❤️
yeah i took my dog to the foot of the Rainbow Bridge before a two week stay seeing my father to his.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
🖤🖤🖤
Ach. At moments like this you need all the fortitude you can muster.
Taking care of dying loved ones is such a labour of love...
Taking care of dying loved ones is such a labour of love...
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<3
💜💜💜
💗💓💗
Much love and comfort for you and yours from this Internet friend.
That's a lot in a very short frame of time. Remember to take care of yourselves through this as well.
<3
Hugs, friend 💙
two terrible heartbreaks, my condolences :(
❤️
Aw.
We had to say goodbye to one of our cats yesterday, so I feel you. My deepest sympathies.
Och, I'm sorry
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Hugs to everyone on here who has lost a pet or a parent or is caring for ailing loved ones. That's a lot of hugs.
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illustration art of a mummified frog. it somehow looks like a sort of quadrupedal vehicle - the spine/ribcage is the seating area, the eyes are the headlights.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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Photo of two abutting signs with the same color and background, so they appear to be a single sign. Read separately they say "GREEK YOGURT" and NATHAN'S FOOT LONG HOT DOGS". Read as a single sign, it appears to read "GREEK NATHAN'S FOOT LONG YOGURT HOT DOGS"
source: FaceBizzle
A penny for your yogurthots
@spoetz +++
No coming back from Greek Nathan
I trust in Greek Nathan
but what if the bun was cake?
and the condiments were fruit?
It's all Greek Nathan's to me
It's all Greek Nathan's to me
I will support Nathan's meat alternative
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Financial Times headline: How should investors position for the robot apocalypse?
subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
something something but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
I think it’d be great if they positioned themselves on a convenient 27th story ledge.
Bent over, pants down, cheeks spread.
Buy logical paradoxes, fools!
The fun part is even a best-outcome post-scarcity AI revolution would still be an apocalypse for financial markets.
@MackReed +++++
That's one hell of a lede tho ...
Just let the Boston Robotics dogs do their job. Any position will do.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🏆
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Two photos of a wild rabbit in a garage workshop, one closer than the other.
I was tinkering around this afternoon in my garage workshop — nice music playing, fiddling with some electronics - when I saw a small shape moving in my peripheral vision. My first thought was 'Oh no, one of the cats got out', but then I turned and saw that our resident yard bunny had dropped in for a visit. He seemed to be just curious about the space, and me. He hopped all around the garage, sniffing everything for about 5 minutes, gave me one last look-over, then high-tailed it back into the yard.
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print advertisement for am sports tennis shoes in blue, green, yellow, and white
source: https://archive.org/details...
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'YOU WOULDN'T OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN'
source: fyneqock
Years later your “source” variations still crack me up
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photograph which appears to have been taken from the front seat of a car looking westward to the sunset, red taillights ahead, white headlights in the opposite lane
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Key safe in buttplug
Via Bluesky
K-mart? Really?
"Do you hear, like, a jingling?"
@B6FA798A3449 +++
People gotta quit it with this AI slop
What @ardgedee said (was unable to resist jingling remark, that is on me)
Not merely AI slop, but completely unrealistic for storing 2-factor authentication keyfobs, as the metal case would prevent BlueTooth & NFC penetration
"I've air-gapped myself..."
@spoetz I dunno, I feel like this could do okay at nfc penetration.
Don’t know why people keep saying this is AI slop. I bought one of these from my local K-Mart and haven’t misplaced my keys for weeks. It’s inconvenient, yes. It’s terrible messy, yes. But(t), it’s also embarrassing and humbling.
@spoetz and because Kmart no longer exists as it did
@pk The logo is for the (still thriving) Kmart Australia, albeit rendered with obvious errors.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
And I'm sure this invites jokes about the item only being available down under but I am not going to make them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
And I'm sure this invites jokes about the item only being available down under but I am not going to make them.
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Screenshot from Apple's `fm` local chatbot.
> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.
> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Garfield.
Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):
* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.
> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
Garfield.
Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):
* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
source: my laptop
From the company that brought us Siri setting timers.
From the company that brought us Siri setting timers.
I laugh because setting timers is the only thing I do with Siri.
Hush yo mouth.
In Russia, Siri Shafts you!
Damn wrong
jus talkin bout shaft
@MackReed ++
@bitslayer just promptin' bout, surely
AMTTL of people who also only uses Siri for Timers.
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Some flowers I saw on a walk yesterday
Stunning!
I can’t get enough of this! Wish it was a painting!
I love this.
Slava Ukraini!
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Paul Newman in a kitchen with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod"
"Say, cabbie, where can a fella get scrod in this town?"
He managed to sauce a number of scrods in his day
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Cod, Scrod, or Kabob. Nobody rides for free!
The title of the adagio movement of my next song cycle...
Who up saucing they scrod
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Merged photos from Martian roverb left half of image has a yellow sky right half has blue sky
To celebrate Curiosity's 5,000th Martian day, the team put together this postcard. It features two panoramic views: blue for morning shots and yellow for dusk scenes.
https://www.threads.com/share...
https://www.threads.com/share...
Timothy looked at the deep ocean sky, trying to see Earth and the war and the ruined cities and the men killing each other since the day he was born. But he saw nothing. The war was as removed and far off as two flies battling to the death in the arch of a great high and silent cathedral. And just as senseless...
What are you looking at so hard, Dad?
I was looking for Earthian logic, common sense, good government, peace, and responsibility.
All that up there?
No. I didn't find it. It's not there any more. Maybe it'll never be there again. Maybe we fooled ourselves that it was ever there.
Ray Bradbury ~ The Martian Chronicles
What are you looking at so hard, Dad?
I was looking for Earthian logic, common sense, good government, peace, and responsibility.
All that up there?
No. I didn't find it. It's not there any more. Maybe it'll never be there again. Maybe we fooled ourselves that it was ever there.
Ray Bradbury ~ The Martian Chronicles
@tamrow +++
link to images for those not on threads
https://science.nasa.gov/photojou...
https://science.nasa.gov/photojou...
Hard to believe there isn't a Dollar General there yet.
It hadn’t occurred to me until now, but I wonder if the scientists are ever worried that they’ll be laid off as soon as their robot dies? Or does nasa just find them a new project?
I looked it up: it’s complicated.