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williwaw

darn tootin'

cartoon roses with the text "We support sluts and whores on this page"
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cartoon roses with the text "We support sluts and whores on this page"
7 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
Sex work is work and being slutty is awesome!
danelectro pro 4 hours ago
dweebies and dickheads maybe not so much
macmanx

 

Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
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Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
from https://mastodon.social/@noconte...
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mcmjolnir pro 6 hours ago
I think it was a pottery class
bezt pro 3 hours ago
@mcmjolnir Yup, it’s from 2x09, _wej Duj_: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki....

> "Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay."
"I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy."
"Ooh, a puppy!"
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
Now that is some freaking alt text
mashcan

“Heavy metal saved my life,” Dawes revealed

book cover to Dawes' book, What are you doing here?
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book cover to Dawes' book, What are you doing here?
source: https://artsci.case.edu/news...
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snarkout

To all who celebrate

Screenshot of a movie showing a small town; a bridge leads over water to "Frank's Delicatessen". It's captioned "Friday June 13 / The Present".
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Screenshot of a movie showing a small town; a bridge leads over water to "Frank's Delicatessen". It's captioned "Friday June 13 / The Present".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

A warm shoutout to Camp Crystal Lake's counselors. 🫡 Enjoy the weekend!
11 hours ago
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neuracnu pro 4 hours ago
🎁🔪
mattbucher

Me rn

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard
13 hours ago
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homerj 13 hours ago
wishing for a 'let's turn off the internet' option.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Not shown: What is the Internet?
samh pro 6 hours ago
Which would Jeff Goldblum choose?
idogcow 3 hours ago
Liquid Glass, the early years
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carnivorouskale

 

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4 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 2 hours ago
where did you find this photo of me
mashcan

Denison House Chinese girls basketball team, 1931

A black-and-white photograph of a girls basketball team
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A black-and-white photograph of a girls basketball team
source: https://news.harvard.edu/gazette...
6 hours ago
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jer pro 3 hours ago
Seated right side is absolutely going to fucking foul you.
0y3ahSansAcut3

Some Guys On A Road Trip

Two men on a lark, decide to climb a tallish peak in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, near Denver. They get lost, rescued/ found, make the summit, get struck by lightning on the way back down. More rescuin' ensues, highest ever helicopter rescue.  One walked away, after a brief hospital visit; one with significant injuries.
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Two men on a lark, decide to climb a tallish peak in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, near Denver. They get lost, rescued/ found, make the summit, get struck by lightning on the way back down. More rescuin' ensues, highest ever helicopter rescue. One walked away, after a brief hospital visit; one with significant injuries.
Decide to summit a 14,000 and change, peak, in The Colorado Rockies. They get lost and found, straightened around, things go downhill from there...This tale!
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williwaw pro 7 hours ago
FYI this is a photo of the Alpine Rescue Team (not the stupid tourists).
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Well hooray for rescuers, and helpful souls. I guess the tourists were still smokin', and none too photogenic.
MackReed

(serving suggestion)

A shaggy dog peers into a box full of bagged dog poop beneath the sign, “COLLECTING DOG POOP TO THROW AT I.C.E.”
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A shaggy dog peers into a box full of bagged dog poop beneath the sign, “COLLECTING DOG POOP TO THROW AT I.C.E.”
source: https://social.coop/@jgaehri...
16 hours ago
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bezt pro 14 hours ago
poop for my family?
MackReed pro 14 hours ago
@bezt ***
dad 13 hours ago
I once used litter box contents for creative retribution
bezt

Bloom

A progress pride flag formed of petals and leaves and other bits of flowers.
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A progress pride flag formed of petals and leaves and other bits of flowers.
Source: https://mastodon.scot/@daveybo...
17 hours ago
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joffaboy

The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909)

Painting of a Centaur Playing with a Child centaur
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Painting of a Centaur Playing with a Child centaur
The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau
https://www.tumblr.com/patrik-s...
18 hours ago
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mbjj pro 16 hours ago
The fact that centaurs have two sets of abdominal muscles always spooks me somehow. More than the extra set of limbs.
JonGerlach pro 14 hours ago
That kids missing some legs!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 12 hours ago
Just wait until you realize centaurs have two digestive tracts.
waa pro 12 hours ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia 👏👏👏👏👏
LocalStain pro 5 hours ago
You know everyone is half centaur.
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MackReed

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16 hours ago
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conxme 15 hours ago
Bartender, how am I supposed to read two cards at once while the room is spinning?
0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
Will there be blood?
poorusher 13 hours ago
Without paying?
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 12 hours ago
The weird thing is you were on your first drink
dogwelder pro 11 hours ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia ...and it was a Mountain Dew.
idogcow 11 hours ago
It wasn't the drinks, it was the Richard Simmons impersonation that they were stopping
samh pro 6 hours ago
I'm sorry. I can't help myself, when the jukebox has Freebird I play it. Repeatedly.
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Argie

Current Mood

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21 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
Does being face down make the lies more believable?
idogcow 17 hours ago
In, as you say, the mud?
Yes.
Fantastik 17 hours ago
*sad Charlie Brown Xmas music*
joffaboy pro 9 hours ago
I'm prone to doing this
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MackReed

the stakeholders

A dozen dogs sitting in theater seats
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A dozen dogs sitting in theater seats
source: https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
18 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 17 hours ago
They wish they were the steakholders instead.
cottenwess 16 hours ago
early morning meetings are ruff, this could have been a zoomies meeting.
dreyfusslugado 14 hours ago
@cottenwess ++
MackReed

coming soon

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15 hours ago
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MackReed pro 15 hours ago
thanks to @BennyTheIcepick for pointing me in the direction of this utter nonsense. We need more energy like this in the world right now - at least to ease the pain of dealing with (gestures vaguely at everything).
bubbalumpkis pro 13 hours ago
oh wow - never heard of it but now I'm... Intrigued™
dad 13 hours ago
You've seen some of the memes from this - "sensible chuckle"
And remember: KILL HITLER
homerj 13 hours ago
• punching Nazis

I'm in!
bencmeissner pro 12 hours ago
Is that Matt Berry doing the narration?
cristin pro 11 hours ago
I love this show so much
snarkout pro 10 hours ago
*sensible chuckle*
jer pro 10 hours ago
An old favorite
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robotmachine

idk who needs to hear this

Rainbow Brite standing in a fancy colourful landscape with a rainbow. At the end of the rainbow it says "you'll be fine ho".
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Rainbow Brite standing in a fancy colourful landscape with a rainbow. At the end of the rainbow it says "you'll be fine ho".
17 hours ago
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mashcan

teeth first evolved as sensory tissue in the armored exoskeletons of early fish

Astraspis vs Megalographtus
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Astraspis vs Megalographtus
source: https://news.uchicago.edu/story...
18 hours ago
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m3moellering 7 hours ago
Isn't that cool. And further proof that ALL research is useful.
dreyfusslugado

obvious-remix

a remix of another photo of a phone booth in the middle of the desert (possibly at Burning Man), with the words "TALK TO DOG" written at the top of the booth.
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a remix of another photo of a phone booth in the middle of the desert (possibly at Burning Man), with the words "TALK TO DOG" written at the top of the booth.
19 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
remix of: https://mltshp.com/p/1R3CE
Xedrik 17 hours ago
YES, THIS IS DOG
nikkuneko

from the collection of david lynch

auction photograph of a number of laserdisc sleeves lined up, with their spines facing the camera, against a white background. some of the visible spine titles include "lolita", "sweet bird of youth", "fellini's roma", "some like it hot", "repulsion", "the red shoes", "last tango in paris", "taxi driver", "2001: a space odyssey", "se7en", "8 1/2", "elvis in hollywood", "amarcord", and "boxing helena"
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auction photograph of a number of laserdisc sleeves lined up, with their spines facing the camera, against a white background. some of the visible spine titles include "lolita", "sweet bird of youth", "fellini's roma", "some like it hot", "repulsion", "the red shoes", "last tango in paris", "taxi driver", "2001: a space odyssey", "se7en", "8 1/2", "elvis in hollywood", "amarcord", and "boxing helena"
david lynch's laserdiscs, as well as his sony laserdisc player, up for auction from julien's. i really loved seeing what was in his collection.

apologies for the limited resolution of the image; this was as large as the auction house had on their page, and i ended up having to screenshot the image because it was in a .webp format

(i learned about this auction when @kittons sent me an absolutely flawless meme about it, with a photoshop of a julien's auction page depicting a single oreo going for $35, with the caption "it was all i could afford")

more images of the laserdisc lot here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...

more items from the auction here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
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cristin pro 11 hours ago
absolutely amazing collection. I also had no idea he did woodwork.
nikkuneko pro 11 hours ago
@cristin i had no clue either until very recently! apparently he took up furniture making at some point (and apparently a piece or two may be in his movies IIRC?)
macmanx

 

A meme featuring an old fashioned looking pencil drawing with shading of a hunter gather holding a bow, and with his family behind him. Beneath is the following text, "HEY SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT I AM PROCESSING A 24/7 ONSLAUGHT OF INFORMATION WITH A BRAIN DESIGNED TO EAT BERRIES IN A CAVE."
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A meme featuring an old fashioned looking pencil drawing with shading of a hunter gather holding a bow, and with his family behind him. Beneath is the following text, "HEY SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT I AM PROCESSING A 24/7 ONSLAUGHT OF INFORMATION WITH A BRAIN DESIGNED TO EAT BERRIES IN A CAVE."
from https://beige.party/@Shivvin...
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gschmd

how to look at art

A four panel comic by Lynda Barry showing two characters looking at a painting and seeing themselves.
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A four panel comic by Lynda Barry showing two characters looking at a painting and seeing themselves.
source: https://www.adamwestbrook.co.uk/newslett...
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redfox pro 14 hours ago
i love this one so much, every time i see it
MackReed

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source: https://todon.eu/@Radical...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Incandicent.
JonGerlach pro 2 days ago
That’s clever
octaneTom pro 2 days ago
Now this is how you don’t dead
samh pro Yesterday
: )
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
👏 👏 👏 👏
hassebasse 21 hours ago
@octaneTom +1
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MackReed

that’s like

Two gentlemen in medium closeup lighting cigarettes in the beaks of the chickens standing before them. Everyone is smoking, men and chickens.
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Two gentlemen in medium closeup lighting cigarettes in the beaks of the chickens standing before them. Everyone is smoking, men and chickens.
More amazing Italian pulp artwork at the source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
El Gallo. Super Quiet
https://youtu.be/psZ20wVpjYQ
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick That. is. MAGNIFICENT.

Also, I need a phone that rings like a panther's roar.
gwint

Priscilla Huggable Atomic Mushroom, from the Designs for Fragile Personalities in Anxious Times Project

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2004
Anthony Dunne, Fiona Raby, and Michael Anastassiades
https://www.artic.edu/artworks...
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Argie

FDP

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21 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 18 hours ago
Oh Russ, you weird little pervert.
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
So hip.
caitlinburke

Yes, I love it.

Adult brown female cat lying at the far end of a bathtub with a touch of side-eye, with four subadult kittens cuddling up and piling into her.
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Adult brown female cat lying at the far end of a bathtub with a touch of side-eye, with four subadult kittens cuddling up and piling into her.
When your kids move back in.
20 hours ago
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dogwelder

Batman doesn't use guns...

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black and white footage of Batman on top of a moving train, using a really frickin' cool death ray gun to blow a hole in the roof.
...unless they're really frickin' cool death ray guns!
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
Just using a scrap microwave magnetometer to warm up so dogs, Bat-hobo style.
cristin

a little reminder

a manhole cover with a geometric pattern in the street in bright daylight.
the lettering on the cover reads "City of LA" and "Made in Mexico"
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a manhole cover with a geometric pattern in the street in bright daylight.
the lettering on the cover reads "City of LA" and "Made in Mexico"
2 days ago
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robotmachine pro 2 days ago
Love it.
cristin

a reminder

Wonder Woman punching Trump yelling "draft dodgers don't deserve a military parade"
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Wonder Woman punching Trump yelling "draft dodgers don't deserve a military parade"
https://mastodon.social/@seatek@...
2 days ago
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LocalStain pro Yesterday
☝🏼
dapete Yesterday
https://bsky.app/profile...
gwint

Chaos Chair

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2001
Konstantin Grcic
https://www.artic.edu/artworks...
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