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cartoon roses with the text "We support sluts and whores on this page"

BennyTheIcepick
Sex work is work and being slutty is awesome!
dweebies and dickheads maybe not so much
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Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides being the best effing show ever, is a cartoon. Shaxs is a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large, his brow is furrowed, and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job!"
I think it was a pottery class
@mcmjolnir Yup, it’s from 2x09, _wej Duj_: https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki....
> "Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay."
"I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy."
"Ooh, a puppy!"
> "Put it in the clay, Papa Bear, put it in the clay."
"I'm going to fight! I'm going to get revenge! I'm… going to make a cute little ashtray for my incense. It's going to look like a puppy."
"Ooh, a puppy!"
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book cover to Dawes' book, What are you doing here?
source: https://artsci.case.edu/news...
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Screenshot of a movie showing a small town; a bridge leads over water to "Frank's Delicatessen". It's captioned "Friday June 13 / The Present".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
A warm shoutout to Camp Crystal Lake's counselors. 🫡 Enjoy the weekend!
A warm shoutout to Camp Crystal Lake's counselors. 🫡 Enjoy the weekend!
🎁🔪
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source: https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard
wishing for a 'let's turn off the internet' option.
Not shown: What is the Internet?
Which would Jeff Goldblum choose?
Liquid Glass, the early years
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A black-and-white photograph of a girls basketball team
Seated right side is absolutely going to fucking foul you.
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Two men on a lark, decide to climb a tallish peak in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado, near Denver. They get lost, rescued/ found, make the summit, get struck by lightning on the way back down. More rescuin' ensues, highest ever helicopter rescue. One walked away, after a brief hospital visit; one with significant injuries.
Decide to summit a 14,000 and change, peak, in The Colorado Rockies. They get lost and found, straightened around, things go downhill from there...This tale!
FYI this is a photo of the Alpine Rescue Team (not the stupid tourists).
Well hooray for rescuers, and helpful souls. I guess the tourists were still smokin', and none too photogenic.
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A progress pride flag formed of petals and leaves and other bits of flowers.
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Painting of a Centaur Playing with a Child centaur
The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau
https://www.tumblr.com/patrik-s...
https://www.tumblr.com/patrik-s...
The fact that centaurs have two sets of abdominal muscles always spooks me somehow. More than the extra set of limbs.
That kids missing some legs!
Just wait until you realize centaurs have two digestive tracts.
@Mr_Encyclopedia 👏👏👏👏👏
You know everyone is half centaur.
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Bartender, how am I supposed to read two cards at once while the room is spinning?
Will there be blood?
Without paying?
The weird thing is you were on your first drink
@Mr_Encyclopedia ...and it was a Mountain Dew.
It wasn't the drinks, it was the Richard Simmons impersonation that they were stopping
I'm sorry. I can't help myself, when the jukebox has Freebird I play it. Repeatedly.
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Does being face down make the lies more believable?
In, as you say, the mud?
Yes.
Yes.
*sad Charlie Brown Xmas music*
I'm prone to doing this
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A dozen dogs sitting in theater seats
They wish they were the steakholders instead.
early morning meetings are ruff, this could have been a zoomies meeting.
@cottenwess ++
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thanks to @BennyTheIcepick for pointing me in the direction of this utter nonsense. We need more energy like this in the world right now - at least to ease the pain of dealing with (gestures vaguely at everything).
oh wow - never heard of it but now I'm... Intrigued™
You've seen some of the memes from this - "sensible chuckle"
And remember: KILL HITLER
And remember: KILL HITLER
• punching Nazis
I'm in!
I'm in!
Is that Matt Berry doing the narration?
I love this show so much
*sensible chuckle*
An old favorite
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Astraspis vs Megalographtus
Isn't that cool. And further proof that ALL research is useful.
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a remix of another photo of a phone booth in the middle of the desert (possibly at Burning Man), with the words "TALK TO DOG" written at the top of the booth.
remix of: https://mltshp.com/p/1R3CE
YES, THIS IS DOG
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auction photograph of a number of laserdisc sleeves lined up, with their spines facing the camera, against a white background. some of the visible spine titles include "lolita", "sweet bird of youth", "fellini's roma", "some like it hot", "repulsion", "the red shoes", "last tango in paris", "taxi driver", "2001: a space odyssey", "se7en", "8 1/2", "elvis in hollywood", "amarcord", and "boxing helena"
david lynch's laserdiscs, as well as his sony laserdisc player, up for auction from julien's. i really loved seeing what was in his collection.
apologies for the limited resolution of the image; this was as large as the auction house had on their page, and i ended up having to screenshot the image because it was in a .webp format
(i learned about this auction when @kittons sent me an absolutely flawless meme about it, with a photoshop of a julien's auction page depicting a single oreo going for $35, with the caption "it was all i could afford")
more images of the laserdisc lot here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
more items from the auction here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
apologies for the limited resolution of the image; this was as large as the auction house had on their page, and i ended up having to screenshot the image because it was in a .webp format
(i learned about this auction when @kittons sent me an absolutely flawless meme about it, with a photoshop of a julien's auction page depicting a single oreo going for $35, with the caption "it was all i could afford")
more images of the laserdisc lot here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
more items from the auction here:
https://www.juliensauctions.com/en...
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A meme featuring an old fashioned looking pencil drawing with shading of a hunter gather holding a bow, and with his family behind him. Beneath is the following text, "HEY SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT I AM PROCESSING A 24/7 ONSLAUGHT OF INFORMATION WITH A BRAIN DESIGNED TO EAT BERRIES IN A CAVE."
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A four panel comic by Lynda Barry showing two characters looking at a painting and seeing themselves.
i love this one so much, every time i see it
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source: https://todon.eu/@Radical...
Incandicent.
That’s clever
Now this is how you don’t dead
: )
👏 👏 👏 👏
@octaneTom +1
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Two gentlemen in medium closeup lighting cigarettes in the beaks of the chickens standing before them. Everyone is smoking, men and chickens.
More amazing Italian pulp artwork at the source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
El Gallo. Super Quiet
https://youtu.be/psZ20wVpjYQ
https://youtu.be/psZ20wVpjYQ
@BennyTheIcepick That. is. MAGNIFICENT.
Also, I need a phone that rings like a panther's roar.
Also, I need a phone that rings like a panther's roar.
Priscilla Huggable Atomic Mushroom, from the Designs for Fragile Personalities in Anxious Times Project
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Oh Russ, you weird little pervert.
So hip.
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a manhole cover with a geometric pattern in the street in bright daylight.
the lettering on the cover reads "City of LA" and "Made in Mexico"
the lettering on the cover reads "City of LA" and "Made in Mexico"
Love it.
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Wonder Woman punching Trump yelling "draft dodgers don't deserve a military parade"