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Early test of the Aunt-O-Matic blending system
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vintage photo of people in women's clothes in a photobooth that resembles a blender
Back when society agreed that everyone walking down the street doesn't need to be a part of your stupid phone conversation.
I really miss phone booths. Like a lot.
@Lockjaw just pontificating...I wonder if we're due for a comeback. People are slowly realizing carrying a phone with them 24/7 isn't the healthiest thing to be doing.
trickle down
🐈⬛⭐️
psa
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Lowly, no!
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The classic illustration of the trolley car (a figure at the switch, with one person tied to the tracks on the branch and five people tied to the branch on the main line), only the trolley car is Lowly Worm in his apple car.
Right-sizing
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A piggy-bank in the shape of an emaciated pig.
A piggy-bank? In this economy?
Where did you get a picture of my 401k?
Walked up a mountain on the weekend
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Got up at 5am and went to walk up a mountain on the weekend, with a 7 year old. Maybe 400-600m of ascent, so nothing crazy, but we were already at over 2000m to begin with. Kiddo got tired but took it like a champ.
Gorgeous!
'Tis the Season!
This community.
Weekend approaches
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A creepy old Polaroid of a couple of real people posing next to crudely made mannequins although the real people appear to be having a lot of fun.
The first-ever documented "we noticed your vibe" success story.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
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A not-so-great photo of a big tuxedo cat laying on his back on a brown rug, , back legs splayed, displaying his white furry belly.
Finn is a big furry boy.
The quote, I heard it from Taj Mahal.
Big Pink Slug (proposed)
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Artist's impression of proposed roadside pink slug
Artist's impression of proposed roadside pink slug in Narrabri, NSW
https://www.theage.com.au/national...
https://www.theage.com.au/national...
I, for one, welcome our new slug overlords
I’m sorry, please mark this as New South For Wales
@BennyTheIcepick 🤣
The Spit Out Moon
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Sliver moon ejects a planet, early in the morning.
My favorite moon, recumbent, and spitting out a planet.
Hawk Tuah eclipse?
The four words every girl wants to hear
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A black-and-white advertising illustration, showing a man on an old-fashioned telephone speaking to a man in a chef's hat: "Increase my Pie Order".
...said Gregory to Liebniz.
ffffuuuu Hebden Bridge
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Now I just need to know what they're getting up to at Hebden Bridge... asking for a friend
"THECESS"
"THECESS"
A village whose name is a single letter removed from "cornhole" is not in any position to throw shade about others' smutty behaviour.
They must keep their porn hidden in the woods like a proper village.
A past lover and I once enacted a Hebden Bridge.
My stepmom's band
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A colorful large umbrella in a wet, lush garden, with 3 musicians — a fiddler in black with a green shawl with a Celtic knot pattern, a bearded man with a guitar, and a woman with blue green braids holding a bodhrán.
My stepmom (left) asked me to do some photos to send to an event booker, and she said this one didn't make the cut, but I really liked it. (The Home Rulers: Susan McCroskey Burke, Tony Schuler, and Leah Cupps)
Love!
So cute!!
Getting birth canaled
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2 photos showing a cat having hands pressed around his face like he's squeezing through a ... birth canal, and a photo showing the same cat at rest in his floofy magnificence.
The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
Home.
😻
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They don't make records like this any more
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A loose stack of records. On top is The Annoying Jerry Lewis, with multiple pictures of Jerry Lewis making silly poses. Text near the top right of the cover reads:
Nearly 23 minutes of random grunts and squeaks from the creator of "The Day The Clown Cried."
Text near the bottom right reads:
This album fulfills all contractually mandated recording requirements.
Nearly 23 minutes of random grunts and squeaks from the creator of "The Day The Clown Cried."
Text near the bottom right reads:
This album fulfills all contractually mandated recording requirements.
catalog number 👍👍👍👍
Contractually mandated. And y’all thought Marshawn Lynch did it first.
@jive_t LM-flavin-AO
Chaotic photoshoot
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Rogue? That owl was PAID to be there! How dare you!
MI-5 works in mysterious ways
MAIL DELIVERY MOTHERFUCKERS
PIE
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photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
when come back, bring pie
I like pie!
@Xedrik Excellent reference
@Xedrik Excellent reference
Anytime is a good time for pie.
Finn Art
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A snapshot of a black and white linocut depicting a large tuxedo cat laying on his back displaying his white furry belly.
Our next door neighbor gave us a linocut of our cat Finn, who likes to hang around in their yard.
For reference: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWWG
For reference: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWWG
What a thoughtful gift! I hope Finn gets royalties.
job application vibes, if you please
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a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
i finally saw a job listing a couple of days ago that made me go “wow, i might have a chance at that” and set out to finally update my resume.
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
they really are...
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A black sticker with a crab image and A CRAB on a street post reminds viewers that all cops really are bastards.
PDX sticker of the moment...
all cops, really …
smack
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A skeleton cowboy in a black hat and red scarf holds two psychedelic-patterned futuristic pistols inside a pink, surreal comic-book frame.
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
El Ten Eleven - Old Rock House, STL
WIP
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Square hole in a tree with tiny safety pylons
Adding some more gnome habitat to the stump
I see someone has given you a hand, so far.
Is that a cork tree?
@owl it's cherry tree stump
