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joffaboy

Convergent evolution

Owl and cat eyes next to each other
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Owl and cat eyes next to each other
https://www.threads.com/share...
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Davezilla pro 8 minutes ago
We’re owl very impressed. I had to paws for a moment.
jaybee

10/10

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crazyunclejoe

YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME

Spicy rum cocktail in a tiki coupe
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Spicy rum cocktail in a tiki coupe
Today was a pretty spectacularly stressful day at work and tomorrow is saying “hold my beer” - so tonight I’m having the mushroom variation of the best cocktail I ever created.

This is the Ancho Hongo Daquirito
1 oz Sol Tarasco Charanda (Mushroom) Rum
1 oz Ancho Reyes Liqueur
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Serrano Simple Syrup
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artwells

On the Workbench at Chez Wells

Four pictures of progress in the creation of a spoon
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Four pictures of progress in the creation of a spoon
I've been intimidated by woodworking, and I thought I'd do a lot worse at spoon making. It took a few hours. I don't like the results, but I learned a lot. I still have finish work to do

I used a Dremel, with a jigsaw for the rough cuts. The wood is lilac from our garden. Fortunately, I have more of that to work with
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gwint pro 5 hours ago
Looks great, man!
wjcstp pro 3 hours ago
I’ve carved a couple of spoons, but it’s been years and I’d like to get back into it
artwells pro an hour ago
@wjcstp I hope to use proper tools to carve a spoon, but before I bought them, I thought I'd try some point-n-click Dremel action.
samh pro an hour ago
Nicely done.
spoetz 22 minutes ago
Amazing that someone would even *think* of hiding a spoon inside that piece of wood
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LocalStain

😻

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#housepanther

He is literally looking in my eyes.

🥰
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deaduncledave

Your ride is here

Taco Bus, located on West Central in Albuquerque.
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Taco Bus, located on West Central in Albuquerque.
I had the Adobada, but there isn't a bad dish on the menu.
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davidl pro 13 hours ago
siempre tacos busco
gwint pro 10 hours ago
I'm on the Taco Bus. I'm in the Torta Cab. I'm in the combination Taco Bus and Torta Cab.
minimumsafedistance 9 hours ago
i want to be...a taco bus!
deaduncledave 9 hours ago
@davidl x2

@gwint and @minimumsafedistance are fired for ear-worming me with two songs simultaneously.
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poorusher

It's Christmass at Villa Miller/Harby

A gaudy pink Christmas tree, the photo is rotated 90 degrees.
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A gaudy pink Christmas tree, the photo is rotated 90 degrees.
We called it, I shan't be taking any questions.

#Mltshpmas #Mltmas #Zmas #Ymas
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tonyb pro 8 hours ago
it's SIDEWAYS X-MAS time again at MLTSHP!
samh pro 7 hours ago
Nov. 10th it begins
snowbow 4 hours ago
Beauty
ang

Pep talk

"Start in November.
Start in your 40s.
Start on Friday.
Start at 5pm.
Start on 31st.
Start late. 
Start."
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"Start in November.
Start in your 40s.
Start on Friday.
Start at 5pm.
Start on 31st.
Start late.
Start."
From https://mastodon.au/@Heliogr...
10 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
thank you, i genuinely needed to see this today at this moment in time
travis pro 8 hours ago
Friday November 31st, 5pm, got it.
LocalStain pro 7 hours ago
Don't don't don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't don't don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
jazon pro 5 hours ago
@LocalStain +1!
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
The Apple style Garamond is throwing me. Keep expecting the next line to be “think different”
m3moellering 3 hours ago
@travis +++
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drurystephanie

neenaw neenaw new shirt alert

Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Will come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings. 

https://www.bonfire.com/store/stuff-christian-culture-likes/?srsltid=AYCX9vK-vsaz_r4Sop09Xkgf-hEpr4-ietEUqJhI1vFDP105tEcTENPu
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Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Will come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings.

https://www.bonfire.com/store/stuff-christian-culture-likes/?srsltid=AYCX9vK-vsaz_r4Sop09Xkgf-hEpr4-ietEUqJhI1vFDP105tEcTENPu
Made a new shirt with which to antagonize Christian nationalists. Should come in handy at upcoming holiday gatherings.

https://www.bonfire.com/store...
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joffaboy

Big fly swatter

A giant fly swat displayed in the desert
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A giant fly swat displayed in the desert
Just dedicated in the tiny South Australian town of Kingoonya.
ABC Radio via Facebook
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dreyfusslugado 12 hours ago
(fly shown life-size)
jordanbrock pro 2 hours ago
Could have used that fucker playing cricket on a kangaroo-shit-covered oval in Mundaring on the weekend.
robotmachine

 

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joffaboy

Four years in March

B&W photo of my hand holding my Mum's hand
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B&W photo of my hand holding my Mum's hand
Came across this in my Google Photos memories. I still miss her often.
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m3moellering 14 hours ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
nikkuneko

all these decades later and i STILL don't have any vectors

a screencap from "flight of the navigator" in which the young protagonist david sits in the shiny pilot chair of the alien craft, angrily replying "vectors? i don't have any vectors. i'm just a kid!"
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a screencap from "flight of the navigator" in which the young protagonist david sits in the shiny pilot chair of the alien craft, angrily replying "vectors? i don't have any vectors. i'm just a kid!"
screencapped from a watch of "the flight of the navigator" (1986, d. randal kleiser) a few weeks ago when i was laid up sick. somehow still kind of a fun movie, and this line still made me cackle.



(also, EDIT: apologies, i didn't realize how small the subtitles were!)
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bocaj Yesterday
I don't leak. You leak
ckoerner Yesterday
One of my childhood favorites. I loved this deep dive into some of the special effects. https://youtu.be/tyixMpuG...
y95 23 hours ago
COMPLIENCE
rk2z pro 23 hours ago
@ckoerner that was an amazing watch!
nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
@ckoerner echoing @rk2z to say that was a great video! i love how much time he dedicated to the practical aspects of it, and i learned a ton. (like, wow, the schufftan shot!)

and funny, when i watched the movie a few weeks ago, i ended up googling omnibus computer graphics (or however they were listed in the credits) which i had never heard of despite seeing the movie umpteen times as a kid. it's genuinely wild how advanced it feels against even "the last starfighter" a couple of years before it.
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zeitgeist

someone out there wants to fight magritte.

the text, "five words in orange neon," in orange neon.
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the text, "five words in orange neon," in orange neon.
i went to the portland art museum the day after the dessa concert this weekend, had a great time walking around and seeing the art.

j. kosuth, "five words in orange neon"
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homerj Yesterday
NEON FWION
mcmjolnir pro 23 hours ago
Gonna have this put on my next birthday cake
Mr_Encyclopedia

Paint the Moon

A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!" 
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
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A two panel comic by artist McLovenstein. In the first panel, an artist is set up with their easel in a nighttime forest glade with the moon hanging above the trees. The artist is saying, "The moon looks amazing tonight! I should paint it!"
The second panel shows the frustrated artist and their finished painting, with the moon an indistinct white dot in the way photographs of the moon invariably look.
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
every single full-moon photo i've ever taken
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Need a good telephoto brush
brundlefly

Feathery Gills Copy

Cool guy axolotl, lounging on a car like in the poster for BEVERLY HILLS COP. The poster says, "Axolotl Foley is... FEATHERY GILLS COP"
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Cool guy axolotl, lounging on a car like in the poster for BEVERLY HILLS COP. The poster says, "Axolotl Foley is... FEATHERY GILLS COP"
I made this joke a while back and suddenly felt the need to draw it.
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m3moellering 14 hours ago
Heheheh
dogwelder pro 11 hours ago
I look forward to the original
jazon

Doesn't feel like November

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I try to take a walk over my lunch break, and snap a pic to prove I actually left my desk for a bit. The past few days have featured blue sky, warm temps, green grass and flowers in bloom - more like early June than mid-November.
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me3dia pro 12 hours ago
There ought to be a word for enjoying the weather while being apprehensive about what it means for our future.
ang pro 11 hours ago
@me3dia Exactly. It's nice. I'll see 76F today in my corner of California, which is 12F above average high for this time of year. But we are ~2 weeks from Thanksgiving and yeah. Trying to enjoy and not fret.
wmo

Learn the News

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snowbow

did you know...

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i originally made these crickets christmas cards all the way back in highschool?! you can still buy em on my etsy too because i still have the block. https://www.etsy.com/ca...

why crickets? all my art back then was insect related.
21 hours ago
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poorusher 19 hours ago
Il grillo parlante!
deletism 10 hours ago
MRHSA EYRTS RCIM*
artwells

all of my allowance was spent feeding these to trees

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Super Ace balsa wood gliders
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
These and the rubber band powered version
niicholas 2 days ago
one of the best birthday parties I ever had was when my mom and I bought maybe twenty of these and everyone at my party got one; we spent the afternoon flying them in our yard, it was bliss
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
I buy these in bulk to give out at Halloween. I feed the trees.
niicholas 2 days ago
(circa 1982)
artwells pro 2 days ago
@wjcstp that was when I was ready to blow it all
artwells pro 2 days ago
@1f2frfbf now I know what to do next year
austinhaas pro 2 days ago
Really one of the best things ever.
dapete 2 days ago
@artwells next year? Why wait? I'd be over the moon if I found one on the ground while taking a walk.
MackReed pro Yesterday
I’m having some feels now.
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
in woodshop class we spend 3 weeks designing our own custom balsa wood planes, and stupid fuckin Brian Pattovini downloaded a design from the (90s) internet, and beat my airtime by .08 because he's a talentless hack when my completely freestyle design soared for over 11 seconds based on pure whimsy. Fuck Brian Pattovini.
artwells pro Yesterday
@minimumsafedistance indeed

We need a tag
#fuckbrianpattovini
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
@artwells lololol ;)
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nikkuneko

whoa, TIL that voyager 1 is almost 1 light-day away from earth

realtime chart for Voyager 1 and Voyager 2's respective distances from earth. the chart, left to right, top to bottom, displays:

|                     | Voyager 1 | Voyager 2
| Launch Date | Mon, 05 Sept 1977 12:56:00 UTC | Sat, 20 Aug 1977 14:29:00 UTC |
| Mission Elapsed Time | 49:02:04:04:58:48 | 49:02:20:03:25:48 |
| Distance from Earth | 25,881,539,395 km (173.00740495 AU) |
144.77496611 AU (21,658,026,660 km) |
| Distance from the Sun | 25,776,289,669 km (172.30385398 AU) |
21,606,460,108 km (144.43026500 AU) |
| Velocity with Respect to the Sun (est.) | 60,904.80 kph | 54.946.80 kph |
| One-Way Light Time | 23:58:51 (hh:mm:ss) | 20:04:03 (hh:mm:ss) |

across the bottom, a countdown banner reads:
Voyager 1 to Reach One Light-Day 08:16: 21: 11 NOV 18, 2026, 5:16AM EST
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realtime chart for Voyager 1 and Voyager 2's respective distances from earth. the chart, left to right, top to bottom, displays:

| | Voyager 1 | Voyager 2
| Launch Date | Mon, 05 Sept 1977 12:56:00 UTC | Sat, 20 Aug 1977 14:29:00 UTC |
| Mission Elapsed Time | 49:02:04:04:58:48 | 49:02:20:03:25:48 |
| Distance from Earth | 25,881,539,395 km (173.00740495 AU) |
144.77496611 AU (21,658,026,660 km) |
| Distance from the Sun | 25,776,289,669 km (172.30385398 AU) |
21,606,460,108 km (144.43026500 AU) |
| Velocity with Respect to the Sun (est.) | 60,904.80 kph | 54.946.80 kph |
| One-Way Light Time | 23:58:51 (hh:mm:ss) | 20:04:03 (hh:mm:ss) |

across the bottom, a countdown banner reads:
Voyager 1 to Reach One Light-Day 08:16: 21: 11 NOV 18, 2026, 5:16AM EST
i talked with a colleague the other day about an astronomical computations talk he was putting together, and we got on the subject of the voyager probes. this morning i looked it up and holy WOW i didn't realize this landmark had almost been reached.

via NASA's resources for the voyager probes:
https://science.nasa.gov/mission...
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roonie

Wall and new turf

Pic of our new sandstone block retaining wall and a new swathe of grass, that grows really fast and has to be mown, all the time.
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Pic of our new sandstone block retaining wall and a new swathe of grass, that grows really fast and has to be mown, all the time.
Happy with the outcome.
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samh pro 15 hours ago
Excellent.
snowbow

impurrrfect linocat

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misaligned linocut print from 2020. available in my shop. miiiight wanna grab one and hang it on my wall first though.

https://www.etsy.com/ca...
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jaymayday

'tis the season

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ang

Current events

A meme with Joey from Friends having a realization. Both frames say, “CHINESE MODELS ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY”
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A meme with Joey from Friends having a realization. Both frames say, “CHINESE MODELS ARE A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY”
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joffaboy

If I fits, I sits

Pelican on a street light
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Pelican on a street light
Newcastle, NSW
Pixel 8
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
It's a pelican not a pelican't
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Pelicans roost on the lights that are over the top of a popular cycling route in Perth (Canning Bridge specifically). Last week I was about 15m behind someone who received a full load of pelican shit as they rode below.

It were stinky.
scruss

complete with Angine de Poitrine sticker

A small boxy silver passenger van, taken at a very odd angle
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A small boxy silver passenger van, taken at a very odd angle
Was at a retro computing event in Quebec over the weekend and this Kei van was parked outside the venue
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artwells

what time is it?

the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
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the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
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catbird 2 days ago
YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
The baby from Family Guy.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
ang

"every conservative in america right now"

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jpoulos

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Crimson and Clover (Official)

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jpoulos pro Yesterday
♥️ Joanie so much.
ufez pro Yesterday
Joan is a Rock & Roll Deity.
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
She once said she liked my hair.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@grantbarrett !!!
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@grantbarrett I just swooned a little upon reading that. 😍
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Admittedly, my friends at the time called it "fuck me hair." It was thick and swoopy. Now it's a balding moonscape.
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