Willow sticks in the ground

screeenshot of a youtube video: a disassembled macbook neo sits at the center of a repair mat. in the corner of the screen is a second camera angle, showing the host moving a screw to a bin while setting down a screwdriver.

A figure in a heavy purple robe stands under a blue evening sky. The figure is mostly unseen, buried under the robe; one skeletal hand is visible, holding a walking stick. Under the hood, where its face would be, is a red icon of a low battery encircled by an Apple-esque charging ring: a gray circle with a short red arc indicating that the charge is low. The robe has a greenish sheen to it. In the distance is a blurry hint of trees. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

𝗠𝗣 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙪𝙣𝙣: “𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙭, 𝙗𝙪𝙙.”
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud.
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tla’amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'ómoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation

May be an image of dancing

hand prodding a pile of white powder with the caption "Ahead: BAD DECISION?"

In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.

Advertisement in an old magazine, offering "Buy 1 Get 1 Free" for video games and not-games from Electronic Arts. Each offering is in an 8"x8" sleeve reminicent of vinyl music record albums. The offerings include "Dr. J & Larry Bird One-on-one", "Pinball Construction Set", "Music Construction Set", "Racing Destruction Set", "Seven Cities of Gold", "Archon", "Archon II Adept", "Mail Order Monsters", "Move Maker", "Realm of Impossibility", "M.U.L.E." and "Financial Cookbook".

news still with the caption "Coming Up: More Problems"

A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.

Fortune which says, "Finding yourself is a worthwhile pursuit."

Found this back in the catbox corner. When I realized it was a fortune, I read it in place. The Universe, at least, has a sense of humor.

A taxidermied crab with a small police helmet on top of the carapace, in the middle of a model village scene with buildings around, a bit like a market square.

Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.

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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...

A figure wearing a heavy metal mask walks through a gray field under a gray sky. The mask is tall and rectangular, the dull green of tarnished color, and covers most of the figure's body. It has one eye on the lower part. The upper part is cracked and striated, with a few patches and holes. Above, a few birds circle in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.