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ardgedee
More naked women on that soda counter than on the side of your step-uncle's custom van.
EMERGENCY MLT3K
hi there! i am having an emotional breakdown today, and have finally stopped crying and gotten stoned enough to need the relief of a movie. would you like to join me and seek release as only a stephen king ham fest can provide?
join me at 2pm Central TODAY to watch and chat about christopher walken’s performance in 1984’s The Dead Zone, streaming on Amazon Prime.
join me at 2pm Central TODAY to watch and chat about christopher walken’s performance in 1984’s The Dead Zone, streaming on Amazon Prime.
you're right on the crux of it, and i'm a million miles away, but i feel you there 1000%. yesterday i literally burst out crying on my walk just because of everything. the world suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks right now.
i'll pop into chat and say hi, but unfortunately i don't have prime at the moment (and i'd have to leave partway through anyway, due to rigorous grocery pickup times)
i'll pop into chat and say hi, but unfortunately i don't have prime at the moment (and i'd have to leave partway through anyway, due to rigorous grocery pickup times)
Shalit
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Sofa patriots
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Sternly-worded statement to follow.
I had an altercation with the police yesterday.
I was riding my bicycle, and I really rode like an ass. I shot through red lights, on pedestrian trails, across the street, I was really inconsiderate. A policeman on a motorcycle came beside me and signaled me to stop. He iterated all the things I did illegally and told me he’s going to give me a ticket. I apologize, and he let me go. The tickets would have come up to 2,500 DKK (nearly $500).
(Of course, this was in Denmark)...
I was riding my bicycle, and I really rode like an ass. I shot through red lights, on pedestrian trails, across the street, I was really inconsiderate. A policeman on a motorcycle came beside me and signaled me to stop. He iterated all the things I did illegally and told me he’s going to give me a ticket. I apologize, and he let me go. The tickets would have come up to 2,500 DKK (nearly $500).
(Of course, this was in Denmark)...
Do cop cars in Minnesota all just have the license plate "Police"? Is that anything besides a way to prevent non-police from attempting to identify officers on patrol?
Morning in America
Gerber
Setting the alarm
Trudat
Ultimate thread
source: https://twitter.com/ericabud...
“This thread is for those of you struggling to comprehend that the recent murders are just a fraction of racial violence in the United States. We are protesting for #GeorgeFloyd #BreonnaTaylor, #AhmaudArbery AND hundreds of years of oppression.
Let's begin your history lesson.”
Let's begin your history lesson.”
Reposted to my own Twitter. Every white person in America needs to read this, imagine themselves to be black for every single horrible incident, and then remember they can never know what it's like to be black, but at least they can stand up for black people.
A yawning cat
Mos Kito
should have stayed in the water
source: https://twitter.com/quorvids...
Fucking Instagram influencers and their damn “emerging from the water” poses.
Terms of Endearments
Katie Benn
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My mom and my toddler
Here they are playing the “time to sleep” game over skype.
My daughter Ivy (bottom) turned two yesterday. My mom (top) died yesterday.
I knew my mom was sick, and I knew she was dying, but she wouldn’t tell me anything. She was diagnosed with lung cancer near the end of April. (My brother told me today when he called to say she’d died.)
I’m frustrated. Her inability to be open with me has been a strain on our relationship forever, and her death is an extension of that. I’m sad that she put off talking yesterday, intending to call us today instead. I didn’t send her any of the birthday shots I took of my daughter, thinking we’d talk today. My only regret is that she didn’t see her granddaughter and play little games with her on her last day. The rest is what it is. But I’m sad.
My daughter Ivy (bottom) turned two yesterday. My mom (top) died yesterday.
I knew my mom was sick, and I knew she was dying, but she wouldn’t tell me anything. She was diagnosed with lung cancer near the end of April. (My brother told me today when he called to say she’d died.)
I’m frustrated. Her inability to be open with me has been a strain on our relationship forever, and her death is an extension of that. I’m sad that she put off talking yesterday, intending to call us today instead. I didn’t send her any of the birthday shots I took of my daughter, thinking we’d talk today. My only regret is that she didn’t see her granddaughter and play little games with her on her last day. The rest is what it is. But I’m sad.
Oh man. I am so sorry.
I am sorry for all of that. I've been through analogous flavors of that situation, and I empathize a lot.
My sympathies for your loss.
GMT
Chicxulub Impact, 66.043 mya
So... what you're saying is that the dinosaurs weren't destroyed by a meteor impact as much as they were launched into space?
How ridiculous.
BTW, I sent them a sheet of T-Rex stamps.
BTW, I sent them a sheet of T-Rex stamps.
@ardgedee there's chunks of the Yucatan on the moon so some of them probably did!
THX 1138
Western Motel, 1957, Edward Hopper
Liar
America. Tuesday, November 8, 2016
This is fine
They always come back to the scene of the crime.
You ever take it off any sweet riots?
source: https://twitter.com/SeptaJaw...
Philadelphia, was a peaceful demonstration until the white kids showed up and lit a cop car on fire.
And they are making prog.jpg
hey now, hey now
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You'll never see the end of the road while you're travelling with me.
Now I’m waking again to the beat of a drum 🎶
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