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dogwelder

Third prize is you're eaten by a dinosaur

The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning
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The Always Be Closing scene from Glengarry GlenRoss but Alec Baldwin is replaced by Dr Hammond giving a presentation from Jurassic Park and the chalkboard now reads Always Be Cloning
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neuracnu pro 9 hours ago
You see this cane?
jordanbrock pro 6 hours ago
Ice Cream is for Cloners
tweedlydo pro 4 hours ago
@jordanbrock +
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
@jordanbrock godDAMNit
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neuracnu

 

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dad 13 hours ago
Stare into the Abyss long enough...
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
ï͖̻̅̓ͅ ṱ̅el͏l͝ y̺ͦ̀ou͖̝͙ ̳̩h̉̌̈́w̵̟̫at
clockworkorangejuice 11 hours ago
Profane and arcane accessories
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
@clockworkorangejuice +++!
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snowbow

 

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LocalStain

Ⓐ

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m3moellering 17 hours ago
Just when you thought you couldn’t like him more…
ffg

A Friendly Game of Pick Up Dicks

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Yes, it's real.

#fuckice
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Lockjaw pro 11 hours ago
I saw the clip of them being thrown. Pretty hilarious, especially when I've sticks to the vehicle!
intervalometer pro 55 minutes ago
What do they have in those tactical knee backpacks?
cristin

Hearts of Resistance - 4

An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page.  The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a teakettle steaming. It has lines to make it look like it is hopping off a surface, and it has an anthropomorphic face that looks angry. There are clouds of steam and hearts in the background. The text reads "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, I'll whistle for freedom and kick ICE out!"
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An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page. The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a teakettle steaming. It has lines to make it look like it is hopping off a surface, and it has an anthropomorphic face that looks angry. There are clouds of steam and hearts in the background. The text reads "I'm a little teapot, short and stout, I'll whistle for freedom and kick ICE out!"
my fantastic roommate has made a series of valentine's cards for folks who are in opposition to fascists.

And these are for folks to use. if you post somewhere, give attribution to juliannaparr.com
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Lockjaw

Cake - Rock 'n' Roll Lifestyle

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#RIP Greg Brown.

Once upon a time, I worked the weekend graveyard shift at a convenience store so I could catch up on some bills. I would record Night Flight on my trusty VCR, then watch it when I got home to let the necessary caffeine buzz due down a little before I went to bed. This is the first time I had heard of Cake. I just read that Greg Brown has passed away after a brief illness.

https://stereogum.com/2488418...
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wmo pro 11 hours ago
i have had seven "Bad" Moto Guzzis so far in my life.
joffaboy pro 10 hours ago
Sad news. Such a distinctive musical style
1f2frfbf pro 4 hours ago
His guitar sound on those first two albums was perfection. A gritty, grungy counterpoint to the rest of the band.
0y3ahSansAcut3

I Got News For You...

Pastel drawing underway in a, perhaps, Surrealist style. On gray canson paper, chairs attend a table with orbs/blobs on a checkered tablecloth. Working out the portals.
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Pastel drawing underway in a, perhaps, Surrealist style. On gray canson paper, chairs attend a table with orbs/blobs on a checkered tablecloth. Working out the portals.
Pastel drawing underway in a, perhaps, Surrealist style. On gray canson paper, chairs attend a table with orbs/blobs on a checkered tablecloth. Working out the portals.

I finally started leaving my house, and met up with some artists, and maybe have a gallery. At the coffee place, current and retired teachers, and artists meet and talk. I started this piece the other day, there, on a gifted piece of paper, I worked on it there, again today. There were several artists at work, here and there, around the place. I Got News For You, will be the name of the piece, when it is finished.
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dad

A Farewell to Pants

Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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cristin pro 8 hours ago
For Whom The Pants Tolls
cristin pro 8 hours ago
To Pants or Pants Not?
cristin pro 8 hours ago
I'll see myself out
ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
Pants of Darkness
The Pants and the Pauper
Little Pants on the Prairie
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
At midnight, it becomes Panse Macabre
jordanbrock pro 6 hours ago
Pantsocalypse Now
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Pantaloonie!
samh pro 5 hours ago
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
foist pro 2 hours ago
Goodbye, old pants, I'm leaving Cheyenne.
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LocalStain

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O_C

Montréal

Photograph of a sun dog occurring over a snowy Montréal street.
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Photograph of a sun dog occurring over a snowy Montréal street.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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3rdparty pro 16 hours ago
what’s up, (sun) dog?
jgs pro 10 hours ago
Whenever I see sun dogs, I have a tendency to point them out to ANYONE around me. So when icecrystals abound in the atmosphere, I will be the slightly unhinged person in the park encouraging strangers to stare (almost but not quite directly) at the sun.
dogwelder

Early vaping was wild

A black and white photo of a woman inside a clear cylinder sitting on a stool breathing into a mask connected to a machine (a plethysmograph) outside the tude. A man is seated at the machine.
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A black and white photo of a woman inside a clear cylinder sitting on a stool breathing into a mask connected to a machine (a plethysmograph) outside the tude. A man is seated at the machine.
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m3moellering 11 hours ago
Title++++++
cristin pro 10 hours ago
I remember this scene from Tracy/Hepburn: "Without Love" (1945) where she gets oxygen deprived.

(seen behind the title lettering in the trailer at 51 seconds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Allanpoe

Guess who’s not having a fascist president

Presidential elections in Portugal 2026
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Presidential elections in Portugal 2026
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deletism 13 hours ago
Parabens!
mcmjolnir pro 6 hours ago
Congratulations!
O_C

"I want you to put the word out there that we back up. You understand me? We back up." - Stringer Bell

Ernie with a phone up to his ear, listening to the person on the other end of the phone call.
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Ernie with a phone up to his ear, listening to the person on the other end of the phone call.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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bencmeissner pro 9 hours ago
Reminded me of this gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
caitlinburke

Horatio is beautiful, as usual

A beautiful orange medium-hair cat with a white chest, looking smolderingly at the camera.
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A beautiful orange medium-hair cat with a white chest, looking smolderingly at the camera.
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m3moellering Yesterday
Sure is!!
LocalStain

Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"

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I stumbled on my favorite version recently- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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dogwelder pro an hour ago
That's quite a stache.
Vidiot

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)
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Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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d09m4t1c Yesterday
Grittler on the Roof?
Fiddly on the Roof?
My Yiddish is rusty…
heyitsal pro Yesterday
This poster is gorgeous! It's so dynamic. I really love it.
@d09m4t1c Phidler on the Roof?
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
Oh man. I love this poster!
crazyunclejoe

Dancer

dancer in front of keyboard and microphones
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dancer in front of keyboard and microphones
I don't recall what event this was, but my wife sure can cut a rug.
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poorusher 21 hours ago
Licensed to strut
dogwelder

I've had these since they came out

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dogwelder pro Yesterday
Since @cristin asked.
m3moellering 17 hours ago
/jelly
idogcow 14 hours ago
I hope mine are still at my 'parents' house!
Argie

in the vessel with the pestle...

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m3moellering 17 hours ago
Why am I not surprised that Danny Kaye was a closet chef?
mcmjolnir pro 12 hours ago
Also co-owner of the Mariners back in the day.
fnerg

Skyline reflected on Elliott Bay

The Seattle Skyline reflecting on Elliott Bay  taken from the air.
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The Seattle Skyline reflecting on Elliott Bay taken from the air.
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artwells

What I saw

Wax comb on wet asphalt
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Wax comb on wet asphalt
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cristin pro 10 hours ago
"tut tut, looks like rain."
joffaboy pro 10 hours ago
That'd be drips
otaman

mshltp

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https://mltshp.com/p/1RI3K
https://mltshp.com/p/1RJUE
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cristin pro 2 days ago
bravo!
cristin pro 2 days ago
another gif that might fit the text:

https://mltshp.com/p/1RJU6
ufez pro 2 days ago
🏅
snowbow

 

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O_C

ANNOUNCEMENT

"Nancy," a single-panel comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy Ritz, described at the Wikipedia article as "a typical and somewhat mischievous eight-year-old girl," with a conical party-hat strapped to her head, holding a bullhorn to her widely open mouth, standing at an open window, announces: "THIS IS JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I'M THROWING A BIG PARTY AND NOBODY IS INVITED"
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"Nancy," a single-panel comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy Ritz, described at the Wikipedia article as "a typical and somewhat mischievous eight-year-old girl," with a conical party-hat strapped to her head, holding a bullhorn to her widely open mouth, standing at an open window, announces: "THIS IS JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I'M THROWING A BIG PARTY AND NOBODY IS INVITED"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/gomezadd...
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Happy Schadenfreude Day!
0y3ahSansAcut3

This Settles It...

Person in blue, with blue necklace, wearing a 2002 Winter Olympics hat. (Selfie)
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Person in blue, with blue necklace, wearing a 2002 Winter Olympics hat. (Selfie)
I am not wearing this hat downtown today, or any other. 2002 SLC Olympics hat, with Mormon Funeral Potatoes Olympic pin, 9/11 Pin, German American Friendship Pin, Intermountain Healthcare Olympic Provider Pin.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
I feel like I am missing the specific context behind why you are no longer wearing this hat
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
This is a 2002 SLC winter games hat, and I felt like a dope, after I put on all the pins and then put it on my head. And really, I don't know why I never wear hats. But I gave the Olympic spirit a go...
m3moellering

My tendency is not to socialize.

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But my spouse has encouraged me to engage more than usual.
So, story time:
My wife started her film career with the two guys in the middle (Fred and Jim) on a low-budget horror flick called “Fear No Evil”. They called it Fear No Paycheck. Fred and Jim collaborated around thirty years ago on a documentary about the subway system of Rochester, NY called “The End of the Line”. COVID lockdown inspired them to re-edit their creation with newer digital equipment. Our local art house cinema has three sold out showings this week with more being scheduled for March. Add to this that it was nearly below zero F at the time of the showing tonight. I desperately wanted to be in bed with a book tonight. But this was worth it. Train people geeking out, old friends reconnecting, the joys of discovery and rediscovery all around us.
Below is a link to the original on MoviePhone or Amazon if the mood strikes you.

https://www.moviefone.com/movie...
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Argie

Stanton Village

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I scored a bunch of vintage postcards this past week (you can view them here if you want https://flic.kr/s/aHBqjCJJSX ) and naturally I decided that a Then & Now was on the cards.

I wasn't sure this one would work, as in would these buildings still be there. But this being England the odds are good and there ya go. Stanway Rd, Stanton, Broadway.

Possibly one of the nicest villages I've ever visited on Google maps lol. Exact location below
https://maps.app.goo.gl/1msfb6Hi...

If you embiggen there's some quite nice, and clear, details in the postcard
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poorusher 21 hours ago
Quite close to my old haunts
ffg pro 6 hours ago
There's a pretty fun app called Wander on Quest VR that lets you navigate Google Earth locations in the headset.
Argie pro an hour ago
@ffg ive seriously been considering getting a VR set. That would be a cool use for sure
gwint

Summer vs Winter Olympics

Graphic reads:

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
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Graphic reads:

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??

Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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jaybee

Biomass

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m3moellering 2 days ago
I cannot love this enough.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Lichen will oversee our demise.

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