My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.

woman dressed as an enormous, severed hand walking on its two middle fingers, its gory, gashed stump on top

Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.

Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain

A man grimacing, covered all over his body with shelf fungi.

A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.

A German Shepherd-based mutt sitting in front of a large plastic skeleton emerging from a front lawn. She is looking away in disinterest.

(alt text written by AI)

Detailed alt text: A screenshot of a dark-mode ChatGPT conversation showing a request to create a large, non-explicit banner advertisement for an adult website called “Fridge Ballin’.” After an initial refusal citing potential nudity, sexuality, or erotic-content restrictions, the user asks for the concept to be treated as a cautionary tale. Below, a wide, rectangular promotional banner appears against the black interface. The banner uses a dark, cinematic color scheme with icy blue lighting, bright pink accents, and bold yellow text. On the left, a disheveled young adult man in a gray T-shirt and dark pants sits slumped on the floor beside an open, brightly illuminated refrigerator. He holds a smartphone in one hand and rests his other hand against his forehead, looking tired and overwhelmed. The refrigerator contains assorted food and drink items, and the surrounding room is dimly lit, emphasizing the cool glow from inside the fridge. On the right, the large stylized title reads “Fridge Ballin’,” with “Fridge” in light blue and “Ballin’” in hot pink. Beneath it, small uppercase text reads “ADULT CONTENT. NO JUDGMENT.” A prominent yellow headline says, “A CAUTIONARY TALE: IT STARTED WITH ‘JUST ONE VIDEO’...” Smaller white text below reads, “...and ended with a 3 a.m. fridge raid, a ruined sleep schedule, and a very awkward morning.” Another bold yellow message says, “Don’t let Fridge Ballin’ take over your life.” At the bottom right, a bright pink rounded call-to-action button reads “ENJOY RESPONSIBLY,” followed by smaller text in parentheses: “(OR DON’T. WE’RE NOT YOUR MOM).” The banner uses humorous, cautionary messaging to connect adult-content consumption with late-night snacking, poor sleep habits, and excessive screen time, without depicting nudity or sexual activity. The surrounding ChatGPT interface includes blue user-message bubbles, a gray refusal message, and small response-action icons beneath the conversation and generated image.

closeup on a form. the word "OCCUPATION" is visible typed/printed at the top of a ledger under which is signed in blue pen, "Dead"

Album art for the 2026 experimental jazz release by Caroline Davis, Grey McMurray, and Qasim Naqvi, 'Trappings of Sleep,' a multiple-exposure, blue-tinted photograph of the side of some brutalist building. Shadows and concrete.

A licorice pun from threads

Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump

A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

Snapshot of a woman in a white blouse and black pants holding a clear plastic container full of cardboard tubes and a roll of tape. She's taken a tube out of the container and is studying it intently.

A picture is a horse and a woman wearing a cowboy hat, standing in the snow, taken from the side. The horse is wearing a huge, Santa-like cover. It is red, and has white trim.

French protestor returns a tear gas cannister, with a raquet.

Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.

Abstract art of a domestic scene. A living room at twilight. Against a far wall, a grandfather clock/stalky potted plant at one end and an electric organ/harmonium at the other. A humanoid figure that appears to resemble a dress form is seated at the keyboard. A broad-winged bat is flying in the middle of the room. Moonlight comes in through a single window.

abstract art of a human face that also somehow looks like a microbrewery beer label to me for some reason.

A sticker reading “I voted"

A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.

May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.