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m3moellering

When were y’all gonna tell me?!?

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https://www.worknwomen.com/the-laug...

I would follow you anywhere, my Queen!
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Xedrik 4 hours ago
activation.
sensorboy

Update on Rufus

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He's a VERY good boy!
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artwells

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illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"
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illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"
11 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
"lock s-foils into attack formation"
ba pro 4 hours ago
I'd bullseye that womp rat!
dphiffer

packet radio van

A black and white photo of a nondescript GMC van, with a big antenna on the roof.
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A black and white photo of a nondescript GMC van, with a big antenna on the roof.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

“The Packet Radio Van was a GMC Value-Van refitted by Don Cone at SRI International, and equipped with technology that was used in the first two-way internetworked transmission on August 27, 1976, and the first three-way internetworked transmission on November 22, 1977, the latter of which is considered the start of the Internet.”
12 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 12 hours ago
The packets are here! The packets are here!
corbie 7 hours ago
same energy https://i.ytimg.com/vi...
dapete

current mood

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20 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Took Kusama too! These are some times.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
My wife said she wants to be in heaven’s waiting room this week with those three. “Imagine the chitchat!”
Argie

Just a... sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

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A cinema here used to play the Rocky Horror every Friday night at midnight and 18/19 year old me and a couple of friends decided to go along, not even really understanding what it was all about. When we arrived we found half the cinema was dressed like the characters. They had umbrellas and they threw rice in the air (IYKYK) and yelled out dialogue at certain points along the way.

The crowd sang along and interacted with the film as if it was scripted. We we're blown away!

So months later we all decided to go again and this time we'd dress up too, which was a huge extroverted thing to do for this bunch of introverts. When we arrived, pretty impressed with our efforts, we discovered that nobody else had dressed up that night just us. Worst best night of our 18/19 year old lives thus far 😁

Vale Tim Curry and thanks for the shows

also could we not just have one day to mourn Dolly alone
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dapete 20 hours ago
My favorite memory is 4 of us showing up with 10lbs of rice each.
Argie pro 17 hours ago
@dapete hahaah perfect
joost 12 hours ago
@Argie great story
billturner pro 8 hours ago
Your first experience mirrors my own. Friend took me to a midnight showing without explaining what I was about to witness. And it was wonderful.
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Davezilla

The Tower

Image shows an interpretation of the Tower card. Lightning strikes a building, but rather than the traditional castle tower, it strikes a coastal lighthouse, causing light to shoot up toward the skies.
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Image shows an interpretation of the Tower card. Lightning strikes a building, but rather than the traditional castle tower, it strikes a coastal lighthouse, causing light to shoot up toward the skies.
Another card completed for my upcoming Feral Path Tarot. The Tower. I have always agreed with Alejandro Jodorowsky‘s interpretation that the Tower is not necessarily disaster or catastrophe. It can also signal a facade falling away, or the old being stripped away for something new or unexpected.

Jodorowsky, in ‘The Way of Tarot’, states that in some of the original Marseille decks, the people falling from the tower are not falling at all. They are acrobats. They are reaching down to touch plants, symbols of growth and eternity. I have omitted people and used a lighthouse because the Tower was meant to be navigational (light bringer). I did keep the green door with three steps of Marseille which represents initiation to the light.

Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. No AI. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved.
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cottenwess

RIP: Peter Cullen

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Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
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nikkuneko

the song of my people

a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
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a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
my old supervisor messaged me this morning with this extremely targeted content

in her words, "I saw that and I was '....nick'"

purchase link (lots of great stuff from this shop!):
https://www.wonderfairhomeshop...
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misslivie Yesterday
I'm from the south but I'm also like this
homerj Yesterday
On more than one occasion I've used "gonna sneak right past ya" IRL.
Xedrik 22 hours ago
I saw one of those animated LED open/closed signs while at a stoplight today. It read OPE and I was like... wow I get it, but here in the PNW? and then the N lit up...
jive_t pro 16 hours ago
@Xedrik there’s a nail place nearby with a flashy closed sign and it always cracks me up. C L O S E D CLOSED CLOSED
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me3dia

reppin’ the ‘shk

Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
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Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
Recently dug this back up from the bottom of my t-shirt drawer. It’s a good summer shirt.
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ufez pro Yesterday
Vintage!
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
yay! is that one of the cotton bureau ones?

i think i have the same one! (https://mltshp.com/p/1RPSZ, https://mltshp.com/p/1BTI1) i love it but am always afraid i'll ruin it if i wear it too much!
MackReed pro Yesterday
“It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.”
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@MackReed 👏👏👏
me3dia pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko yep! It slowly made its way down the stack (I don't often wear bright colors) but I dug it out for a few spins before fall weather returns.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
I still have my black on black shirt
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mrklaw

Time well spent

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thelonius Yesterday
Time is free.
Mozai 15 hours ago
Loss of potential income is damage... damnit.
ckoerner

Titan

A brown dog with a white nose and paws lays in a large fluffy dog bed in a typical living room. One ear is sticking straight up like a radar dish.
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A brown dog with a white nose and paws lays in a large fluffy dog bed in a typical living room. One ear is sticking straight up like a radar dish.
It's international dog day, so here's Titan, our new dog. He's a rescue like our previous pup. He was at animal control for six months with little known about his background. We were a little nervous bringing him into a home with cats. It's working out well. (I think) he thinks the cats are small, funny looking dogs.

He's mostly farts and fur, but he's a good boy. We got lucky again. 🥲

He also sleeps funny: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5P
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m3moellering 14 hours ago
Sweet boy!
me3dia

ethereal grace

"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
RIP Dolly


source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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homerj 2 days ago
She's up there with Mr. Rodgers and Jim Henson on my list of "Just really decent human beings that made the world a better place."
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Yes, the universe wanted her back.
ffg

Too good for this world

Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
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Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
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ian_whitney

Juvenille Red Bellied

A young red bellied woodpecker rests on a log feeder. The feathers on the back are black & white striped. The head feathers have not grown in, but there's a light red spot on its head.
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A young red bellied woodpecker rests on a log feeder. The feathers on the back are black & white striped. The head feathers have not grown in, but there's a light red spot on its head.
I've finally convinced this guy that my feeder is worth visiting. Usually get a visit or two from him a day.
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semillama

For real, this time.

The death of Optimus Prime
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The death of Optimus Prime
source: https://www.fatherly.com/entertai...
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patd 4 hours ago
This damn week.
ckoerner

Titan Sleeping

A large brown dog sen from above as he lays flat on the white tile kitchen floor.
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A large brown dog sen from above as he lays flat on the white tile kitchen floor.
Our new dog lays down like a spatchcock chicken. More: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5O
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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
I call this position the "frog dog" but the internetz calls it a "sploot." Either way the end result is cool tummies and smiles all around.
mare pro 16 hours ago
Hail the power of the orchiectomy!
wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
My son's dog does this all the time, she hardly lays down without a full sploot on the floor.
ckoerner 13 hours ago
@mare 🤣
BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
@mare
My trans friend, before her surgery a few years ago: “I’d give my left nut for an orchiectomy!”
BooBounder 4 hours ago
They chose *both* the surface and the position to cool off like that. Priorities ...
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robotmachine

 

<a person stands in front of a mailbox; pain radiates from their lower back and they have a pained look on their face>
"Ah shit I looked in the mailbox weird and threw out my back."

<the person looks as a kid runs out in the street after a ball; a car is coming; the car honks their horn which is inexplicably shown as "BWOM">

<The kid is crushed under the car tire; the car tire says CRUNCH>

<the kid runs back across the yard past the ailing person seemingly unharmed>
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<a person stands in front of a mailbox; pain radiates from their lower back and they have a pained look on their face>
"Ah shit I looked in the mailbox weird and threw out my back."

<the person looks as a kid runs out in the street after a ball; a car is coming; the car honks their horn which is inexplicably shown as "BWOM">

<The kid is crushed under the car tire; the car tire says CRUNCH>

<the kid runs back across the yard past the ailing person seemingly unharmed>
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drurystephanie

In keeping with a theme

Bearded dude wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD on it
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Bearded dude wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD on it
Wurster representing my lil shirt. He said he got dirty looks from someone in a store and tried to kinda cover it with his arm after that. Such a Libra rising. We WANT the dirty looks! Lean into the dirty looks!
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dogwelder

MASSIVE bike upgrade!

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One of my Presta valves on my gravel bike died, so I used it as an excuse to try out Clik valves. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MORE EXCITED???????
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Argie pro Yesterday
I mean, I'm not a valve guy, but... I reckon that is a seriously good looking (new) valve
dogwelder pro Yesterday
@Argie it has one or two tiny issues- it's harder to let air out of the tire, and regular presta pumps work but think the tire pressure is higher than it actually is- but the'yre a breeze to install and the top won't bend like the top of as Presta loves to do.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Are there different pumps or adapters available? I’m interested in these but already support 2 valve formats among our bikes.
dogwelder pro Yesterday
@wjcstp a standard Presta pump works with these, with the caveat that the pressure gauge read about 6-7 pounds higher. The valve uses a spring to hold itself closed, and that's the apparent relative change in pressure. I bought an adapter for my floor pump that gets rid of that problem, but I'm not going to worry about my travel pump until I'm sire I'm sticking with these.
cwhartman pro 15 hours ago
My son and I watch a lot of Berm Peak videos on Youtube, Seth who runs the channel is a big Clik fan (and also openly part owner of Clik). The kid keeps trying to get me convert the whole fleet.

I am somewhat tempted - almost all of my bikes are tubeless, my presto cores inevitably seem to clog up with goop and make filling up take lots of time and effort. Need to look into if Clik will solve that problem, and how happy it is with sealant in general.
samh pro 15 hours ago
My brother switched to Clik this year and has many hundreds of miles of use with them and speaks highly.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Oooooo.
idogcow 10 hours ago
and here's me thinking, "ooh, new Sonic Screwdriver!"
misslivie 3 hours ago
@idogcow same
dogwelder pro an hour ago
@cwhartman I've only done one of my bikes so far, but I'll probably switch the other two whenever I change something on their tires. I bought 16 valves and a pump adapter for about 70 bucks including tax, so I have enough supplies to outfit eight bikes for nine bucks each. Now I need to buy five more bikes to lock in the savings!
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jive_t

He’s the big bad wolf in your neighborhood

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https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5H
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trey pro 4 hours ago
…that is
poorusher

Teutonic cheese

An old advert (from the early 60's) for cheese, it shows different slabs of cheese piled up, some fruit here and there and a cheese knife stuck in one of the holey cheeses.
 
Text reads "Käse ist eine Gaumenfreude!" or "Cheese is a delight for the palate!"
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An old advert (from the early 60's) for cheese, it shows different slabs of cheese piled up, some fruit here and there and a cheese knife stuck in one of the holey cheeses.

Text reads "Käse ist eine Gaumenfreude!" or "Cheese is a delight for the palate!"
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wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
Käseberg!
BennyTheIcepick pro 10 hours ago
Reminding me I need to harvest some figs from my neighbor’s tree
the_adriator

What I saw

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Yesterday, my partner and I walked through the woods by his family's camp to find this. He said you could go upstairs in it when he was a kid in the 80s, but it's looking a lot worse now.

There are three desks upstairs, two of them being old school desks. Downstairs, we also saw a typewriter in its case, books and board games, and more children's toys (which was kind of creepy).

There is also an entire pallet of industrial-sized cans of green peas there on the second floor. And many around the structure. That was the weirdest part.
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crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
Story prompt.
jer pro Yesterday
[sign hangs by one rusty nail] WELCOME TO TETANUS HOLLOW
MackReed

en route to black rock city

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By way of Bremerton, WA.

On playa I’ll be living at Hobo Camp, 6:00/A. Stop by a spell and have a drink with me. Or come get some beans at noontime any day during Burn Week.
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homerj Yesterday
Isn't Bremerton in the opposite direction? In any case, have a good time!
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
@homerj had to go pick up my co-driver’s stuff
MackReed

whip of the week

a yellow vehicle with bicycle seat, handlebars, a little 2-stroke engine, and 4 train wheels sitting on railroad tracks inside a building behind velvet rope.
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a yellow vehicle with bicycle seat, handlebars, a little 2-stroke engine, and 4 train wheels sitting on railroad tracks inside a building behind velvet rope.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That looks like it would be hella fun!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
That's super cool, it wouldn't take much power to get really flying down the rails
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Hummmm Bakersfield to St. George, Utah... needs a golf umbrella.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 and a cooler.
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dapete

give yourself some Grace

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Argie pro 17 hours ago
saved to the old hollywood shk https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
0y3ahSansAcut3

Sauced With Marinara

Very deep tomato-orange photo, of a man splashing into tomato sauce, in Bunol Spain's Tomatina Festival.
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Very deep tomato-orange photo, of a man splashing into tomato sauce, in Bunol Spain's Tomatina Festival.
A man throws himself over a pool of tomatoes during the annual “Tomatina” tomato fight fiesta, in the village of Bunol near Valencia, Spain, Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2026. Photography #AlbertoSaiz AP
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B6FA798A3449

Moths Drink Tears

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Porcelain sculpture depicting a nude, white-skinned woman laying on a stylized dais. From her torso emerges a blackened, skeletal figure who is peering closely into the woman's face. A third humanoid figure bursts from the lumbar of the skeleton, arching to face the sky, with an effusion of flowers bursting from the figure's face.
Shary Boyle

source: https://www.tumblr.com/ghostowl...

Flagged because: intense sculpture
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poorusher 12 hours ago
Lol
https://mltshp.com/p/1EG5W
robotmachine

 

<image of two flashlights on a carpet pointed at a wall; the left flashlight is giant and has less intense light while the right flashlight is tiny and has a very intense light>
Left flashlight is labelled “Das Kapital by Karl Marx”
Right flashlight is labelled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”
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<image of two flashlights on a carpet pointed at a wall; the left flashlight is giant and has less intense light while the right flashlight is tiny and has a very intense light>
Left flashlight is labelled “Das Kapital by Karl Marx”
Right flashlight is labelled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”
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Argie

The Big Roach

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Big Aussie Units Series #76

Not exactly sure of its current location but somewhere in the Adelaide Plains region of South Australia. He's been on a few journies over the years.

Have not visited


More Big Units https://mltshp.com/bigunits
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poorusher 22 hours ago
Papa Roach
ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
Pitchfork and... flaming knife?
grantbarrett pro 15 hours ago
Reminds me of the giant dinosaurs in southern California. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
m3moellering 14 hours ago
Do you mean to say that it travels?!?
Argie pro 13 hours ago
@m3moellering I've said too much
Argie pro 13 hours ago
@ardgedee it is Australia and thus there's always a bit extra
snarkout pro 3 hours ago
Reminds me of the "Big Blue Bug" off I-95 in Rhode Island. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Argie pro 2 hours ago
@snarkout as opposed to the Big Blue Slug
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images...
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