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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
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Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
postcards from the Anthropocene
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"THICK BUT SMOOTH" - ITS LIKE I AM LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR
@shitleopard Heheheheh
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Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.
"Woof? ...Woof?"
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Photo of Frtz Zwicky
Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
Zwicky was brilliant, but I’ll note that his observation was “astronomers are spherical bastards”, and he was very much an astronomer.
And I'll note that "spherical bastard" is variation on an older term "revolving SOB."
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animation loop - a concave field of tightly packed spheres limned in white on black revolves slowly around a larger black sphere at its center
me inside Las Vegas Sphere
Every galaxy.
“Limned” is such a great word
@BennyTheIcepick Agreed, one of my favorites!
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Stylized Jimothy tattoo by Connelly Tait at Not Occult Tattoo in Seattle WA
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”
A very happy nunday
....nuns don't work on Sunday! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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black metal park bench in a grassy park, empty save for three toys: a grey plush cat with cartoonishly big eyes, a pink plastic polaroid camera, and a brown and white plush cat with the same big eyes
some kid left their whole arsenal behind
@nikkuneko West Side Park?
(not to be confused with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTL0 )
@ba sure is!
haha my kid has that toy cat, it sings jingle bells with "meows" if you pinch its paw.
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Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop
Finally went to this Christian coffee place in my own merch to distress them. I didn't get a pic inside so this tender treat from the car will have to do.
You have to say, "I want some fuckin' coffee, no incel or virgin coffee!"
@0y3ahSansAcut3 haha will report back
Christian sect one: GOD SAYS MAKE MUCH PROFITS FROM COFFEE!
Christian sect two: GOD SAYS NEVER TOUCH COFFEE!
Christian sect two: GOD SAYS NEVER TOUCH COFFEE!
I was unaware of their alignment! Well, shoot. That just leaves Bigfoot nearby, which sketches me out in a slightly different way.
“just so you know, whatever you do to the least of these, i’ll be doing unto management”
@nikkuneko ahahahahaaaaaaa
@jxyzn I'm right there with you on Bigfoot. The first time I walked into a Woods I felt a panic attack coming on and I googled whether Woods was Christian and sure enough. Body keeping the damn score.
@homerj WHICH SECT DO I CHOOSE
@drurystephanie "Triple espresso, please. Black as the heart of Satan."
How did it go? Did you have to overturn any tables?
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<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Lettuce entertain you...
Shit, that's really accurate for this Californian.
It's not a phase
This is *not* a Weekly World News graphic.
Is it?
Is it?
Hah! Wisconsin has both the Diarrhea Lettuce AND the Canadian Cough. USA! USA! (I'm assuming)
The green bit at the top of Wisconsin is actually the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
I cannot love this more!
Goddamn
Took me a minute.
😳 Not until the last line.
I need more G&S, more G&T, or both 🎖️
I need more G&S, more G&T, or both 🎖️
This has some serious slant rhyme crimes, but I guess that's the point.
"adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous" ... wait a minute. Nicely played!
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I miss when websites were ugly and usable. So I redesigned my photography website to have some ugly turn of the century vibes. Check it out. https://www.kpraslowicz.com
2006 vibes, fershure. Could be a Google Site.
Bookmarking thank you
I've been pleased to receive your new photograph email blogs as of late.
I should redo my page to make it more friendly to modern machines, but make it look like it did when I first made it, right down to the link bar on the right and hard-coded pages for blog entries. Like this:https://web.archive.org/web...
Usable IS NOT ugly.
Extra points for including the "Netscape NOW!" button at the bottom.
Fantastic work!
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A small house sits in a giant hole. One of the windows is lit yellow. Smoke rises from a chimney. Above, the sky is slightly cloudy and a yellowish-green. Someone stands on the edge of the hole, rather uselessly tossing dirt onto the roof of the house. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Social media screenshot.
Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
one sip of beer later....
@travis I don’t even need the beer.
@caitlinburke *a slightest breeze occurs*
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Chalk is the least of it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Have we already forgotten the 2007 melamine contamination tragedy?
We've already exceeded the total number of 2025's measles cases and it's only late July.
And that's keeping in mind those are only the reported cases. People who can't afford or are antagonistic to healthcare are keeping their kids at home and getting advice from Dr. Facebook.
And that's keeping in mind those are only the reported cases. People who can't afford or are antagonistic to healthcare are keeping their kids at home and getting advice from Dr. Facebook.
... or Dr. ChatGPT
@ardgedee I asked Lawyer ChatGPT about this and it said it's fine! (Joking)
@dad Thank you! This is a personal issue for me and I need to see others who understand.
It would be a Jungle out there
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screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"
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This is my middle child Tosca. She's running for city council in Pine Island, Minnesota. I'm pretty stoked.
https://toscawohlforcitycouncil2026.com/
https://toscawohlforcitycouncil2026.com/
I know Pine Island! Good luck to Tosca and her campaign!
Good luck in her race!
✊️
You raised her right. 🇺🇸
My Mom got her elementary school teaching career started in Pine Island in the 70s. Go get 'em, Tosca!
Good luck to her! Is she running as anti-data center? It sounds like Google has kicked the hornets nest there
So long as she promises to keep Cheesefest running she has my support
Woohoo!!!
@jpk Yes she is!
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Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP
Steal this, make t-shirts.
I can only presume, 12 million years ago, someone's crop got caught in a landslide.
He or she would have been so pissed.
He or she would have been so pissed.
@roonie
Nah he was trying to hide it from his nosy ass narc parents between two layers of mud and was too stoked to remember which one
Nah he was trying to hide it from his nosy ass narc parents between two layers of mud and was too stoked to remember which one
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A beautiful piece of collage artwork created using vintage ephemera and put together digitally. It says Cats Hate Chat GPT
Chien GPT too!
But they love the TRS-80 Model III!
They much prefer Cat-GPT
Les chats détestent le chat gpt
@niicholas there ya go
Heh! You need to read Starter Villain by John Scalzi!
Remember that ChatGPT is french for "Cat, I farted."
@Lockjaw Well, I liked Scalzi's Redshirts, but I didn't like Kaiju Preservation Society. I'll give it a shot. Although I'm a bit reluctant based on the cover showcasing a cat. I just finished the eighth book in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series and based on the cover, I worry about another main cat character so soon.
(chuckles in Feline) No harm comes to any cat.
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The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"
Source: https://beige.party/@HG...
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CDN media
Unfortunately the right has become expert at the mental gymnastics necessary to fully believe it’s ok for _them_ but not liberals.
@bencmeissner There are two Obamas.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 True and I'd vote for Michelle in a heartbeat, but she's said she has no interest in running to office.
"We bombed some folks."
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A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.
Was visiting my parents recently and my dad revealed he has a big box full of these he saved all these years. Also a lot of Groo The Wanderer and Herald Head.
bummer I can only like this once
Loved these
That’s way cooler than a box of Archie comics.
A whole box of old funnybooks? That's a great rainy afternoon's worth of reading coming up, right there...
Mr. Natural is kind of a dick, like Superman
@thelonius don't look too closely into Crumb's recent thoughts on the state of things. Vaccines and such. Yikes
@owl yeah I bought "Tales Of Paranoia", yikes indeed
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"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."
<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">
"^ what artistic growth feels like"
<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">
"^ what artistic growth feels like"
I say this a lot and that’s exactly what I mean. Further proof that computer science is an art, not a science. Or maybe I’m engineering instead of sciencing. Not sure.
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A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.
Tomorrow is Popcorn’s birthday. She’s wearing her new hiking boots, which she hates.
There is a part of me that finds it amusing that dogs, who will happily tromp into the nastiest, most horrifying substances that Earth can produce and prance off again to show you how proud they are, mostly hate having their paws touched and will fight off any human who wants to squeeze their paw pads.
HPBD popcorn!
Happy birthday, Popcorn!
Fergus sends a birthday salute!