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LocalStain

 

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wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
I love this so much
dapete 2 hours ago
I love this so muck
waa

Schiedam

Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
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Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
Schiedam is quite a pretty city in the Netherlands. What makes it nicer than many other Dutch cities is that is that it’s also occasionally slightly dilapidated. All the other places here have been turned into museums by now, and they’re gorgeous, but frankly quite boring.


#Dutch #Netherlands #windmill
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joost 21 minutes ago
I love city windmills. Created on a pedestal to rise above the surrounding buildings.
There's one in Utrecht as well
nikkuneko

work selfie

color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
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color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
left my camera in my backpack so i took a selfie on the way out the door.

new position the last few months, and it is wearing me the fuck out. i’m not sure how long i’m gonna last dealing with a certain person’s tantrums on a regular basis.

maybe going on flickr later.
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devilsrancher pro 7 hours ago
Hang in there- I took a high-paying job last year, supposedly to turn around a business, and no one will listen to a word I say. So, I’m fucking retiring. Enough of that noise I’m too old to fight that kind of battle anymore. I’ll be broke, but it has been a shit year. Not to make this all about me, but to say I can really relate.
tom

naughty

If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
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bencmeissner pro 16 hours ago
See also: Christianity
dapete 16 hours ago
True Toymakers?
clockworkorangejuice 16 hours ago
Christmas is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever.
urlnotfound pro 12 hours ago
"Stop saying shit like that. It's unprofessional."
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gwint

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey

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via this joke https://bsky.app/profile...
source https://ewtn.no/epic-pho...
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bezt pro 15 hours ago
culpam in fossanova
samh pro 15 hours ago
Carpool lane here we come!
roonie pro 13 hours ago
That bluesky thread is gold.
joshmillard pro 12 hours ago
me on the way to play WH40K with the bois
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artwells

Into the midweek like

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buster keaton riding a sinking boat into the water
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waa

Don't box me in

Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
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Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
Stumbled across this piece of art in The Hague (Den Haag) this weekend. 'Internetkat' by Nick Ervinck.
#netherlands #cat #art #thehague
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
If it fits, he Frits
joffaboy

Big enough?

Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
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Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
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samh pro Yesterday
Huge if true.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@samh godDAMNit.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@samh 🏆 You win today
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@samh respect
Davezilla pro Yesterday
@samh top tier comment
dapete Yesterday
This is justification for comment liking.
rogrtheshrubber pro 18 hours ago
https://scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2024...
tweedlydo pro 17 hours ago
@samh +++++++
samh pro 15 hours ago
🤙 @MackReed @bencmeissner @jpoulos @Davezilla @dapete @tweedlydo
roonie pro 12 hours ago
@samh I was going to applaud but decided too much might swell your head and put you off your game!:-)
jessamyn pro 11 hours ago
Awww this was originally made by my (now ex) coworker Alex.
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roue

be dazzling.

Dress patterns reminiscent of World War II naval vessel camouflage.
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Dress patterns reminiscent of World War II naval vessel camouflage.
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niicholas Yesterday
Dazzle Shifts
MackReed pro Yesterday
Actual LOL at comment and @niicholas
tweedlydo pro 17 hours ago
i have a grey/black dress with diagonal lines and i get compliments EVERY time i wear it
joffaboy

First image from Vera Rubin observatory

A highly detailed photo of stars and galaxies
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A highly detailed photo of stars and galaxies
'The telescope behind it is the Vera C. Rubin Observatory in Chile, equipped with the world’s biggest digital astronomy camera — a 3.2-gigapixel monster known as the LSST Camera.'

Via Facebook
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me3dia pro Yesterday
My god…
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
wow!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
They have star anise cinnamon rolls in space!
cristin pro Yesterday
@me3dia ++
kokogiak Yesterday
Oh my god... this is just simply gorgeous and amazing.
mare Yesterday
Huge if true.
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dapete

Here they are:

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Wealth without...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Try to convince the failsons and nepo babies that they didn't work for their riches, tho.
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
There is no aphorism that whitey won't conveniently forget the second part of!
MackReed pro Yesterday
@caitlinburke *
ffg

That time of year

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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
#daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
jive_t pro Yesterday
is your mom free tomorrow or still five dollars?
mgeno 17 hours ago
sadly, everyone I'd send that too has lost their mom... :( sigh
pollo

‘Wuthering Heights Day’ on Penistone Hill, Yorkshire

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Photograph: Anthony Devlin/Getty
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MackReed pro 15 hours ago
My band once released a single on PenisTone Records.












No, no, never mind. I'll see myself out.
jpoulos

MAKING DELTRON 3030

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semillama

Cozy vibes

Cat and dog share a blanket
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Cat and dog share a blanket
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travis pro Yesterday
#hygge
williwaw pro Yesterday
AWWWWW

are they on your legs?! Cuz that's THE BEST
spingo pro Yesterday
Right and good.
LocalStain

Si vous ne pouvez pas le casser...

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mettez-y le feu.

🔥

(poorely translated french can be blamed on teh google)
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KMAlexander

C Line

A man dressed as a Christmas tree riding the subway.
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A man dressed as a Christmas tree riding the subway.
"Mind the sap" Ehhhhhh
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
This must be the branch line.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Firs are back in style
otaman pro Yesterday
All spruced up and nowhere to go
KMAlexander pro Yesterday
@otaman bravo!
samh pro Yesterday
If this guy falls down on the subway does he really make a sound?
MackReed pro Yesterday
Take a bough, commenters.
fnerg pro Yesterday
Where'd the tree go?

Oh, it's conifer-a train ride.
ang pro Yesterday
Seen elsewhere: "Wearing fir in this day and age? Shame."
me3dia pro Yesterday
Nah, that's the A Pine
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Spruces up the place
roonie pro Yesterday
Doing camouflage wrong.
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Something about this picture is needling me
pk pro Yesterday
I wonder if Pine can get email on that phone?
Davezilla pro Yesterday
I wood go out on a limb and say that’s uncomfortable, however this is one of those evergreen content pieces.
dapete Yesterday
Dude must get a lot of needling
mare Yesterday
Peak Xmas season.
rogrtheshrubber pro 18 hours ago
Yule log a lot of miles in the subway
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devilsrancher

Original issue Thunderbird sighting

A man with long wavy hair, wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and a vest is playing a Gibson Thunderbird bass on stage
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A man with long wavy hair, wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and a vest is playing a Gibson Thunderbird bass on stage
Patti Smith Group. I collect pictures of these because the original run from 63-65 was around 600 pcs. max, and it’s my favorite bass in the known universe. Mahogany is brittle and most of them have been broken or put in vaults. They’re exceedingly rare out in the world now.

This shot is from Saturday Night Live in 1976. Still from a video.
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MackReed

fffuuutttuuurrreee

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animation of a dark city street in which frames are multiplied and reprinted over and over to look like an endless striving of the neon storefronts to the left and the zebra crossing passing under the camera.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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dreyfusslugado 18 hours ago
must be a pedestrian-friendly city... the entire street is nothing but crosswalk.
WikiAdam 16 hours ago
Eyes Wide Shut vibes
LocalStain pro 9 hours ago
When the puddle of liquid was a little larger than you were counting on.
snarkout

Is it about a bicycle?

Handshake meme - "Me doing a CAPTCHA" and "THE THIRD POLICEMAN by Flann O'Brien" uniting over "Is the guy riding the bicycle part of the bicycle?"
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Handshake meme - "Me doing a CAPTCHA" and "THE THIRD POLICEMAN by Flann O'Brien" uniting over "Is the guy riding the bicycle part of the bicycle?"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"When a man lets things go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones."
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wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
...or attempting a track stand while waiting for the light to change
scruss pro 16 hours ago
we need more Flann on here
artwells

every UI needs this

a special-purpose keyboard with a "DON'T CARE" button
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a special-purpose keyboard with a "DON'T CARE" button
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bezt pro 2 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1NWE6
RMarshall pro 2 days ago
From what I've heard "don't care"s propagate through a system pretty quickly 🤓
bug138 Yesterday
The “any” key
jaymayday

preteen

idk how old this kid is but it's 8-12 i think loll
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idk how old this kid is but it's 8-12 i think loll
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nikkuneko

back on the flickr bullshit

black and white photo: a crop of reeds jut out from the bottom of the frame, silhouetted. behind them, the far shore of a pond and a grouping of trees can be seen, shrouded in dense fog.
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black and white photo: a crop of reeds jut out from the bottom of the frame, silhouetted. behind them, the far shore of a pond and a grouping of trees can be seen, shrouded in dense fog.
the "first flickr photo" conversations a week or two ago reminded me that i'd been neglecting my pro account all year.

i have thousands of pics from the last few years, just sitting on my ipad and dropbox. i was in a groove getting photos up on a regular basis for a while but fell off the routine for who-knows-what-reason.

i've been trying to catch up with a photo or two up each day, just for posterity's sake. at least get a good chunk of the ones i'd marked "favorite" for some reason or another.

anyway, here's a random one from 2024.

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
i love this composition
hassebasse

the hands

Poltical cartoon that says: "Yous you give a child to make them think they're doing something", and then pictures of a toy phone, a toy steering wheel, a toy lawnmower and the FIFA peace prize.
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Poltical cartoon that says: "Yous you give a child to make them think they're doing something", and then pictures of a toy phone, a toy steering wheel, a toy lawnmower and the FIFA peace prize.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/slyngsta...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
In month 1 of Trump 1, I posted that it was like watching a toddler yank and fiddle with a crib-side busy box, only it was the levers of power, societal norms, and the social safety net.

I stand by this simile today.
hassebasse Yesterday
@MackReed Definitely still holds up. My favorite newspaper in Norway recently conducted a full study of all of Trumps 217 (and counting) executive orders, plus memorandums, decrees, laws and proclamations, in order to find a method in it all. Their main find was that he often gives orders about things the president normally does not hold authority over, and simply expect them to be followed, beacuse often they are, and the orders that are fought in the justice system, often pass in the supreme court in the end.

The main threads they found in the chaos is:
1. Concentration of power with the president
2. Changing the legal system
3. Attacking the right to gathering and free speech
4. Undermining the election system
5. Attacking individual due process and rule of law
6. Laws on so called "public morals"
7. Attacks on academia
williwaw

XMAS ARRIVES EARLY FOR WILLIWAW

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My husband had his 4th surgery of the year recently - he'll be fine - and will be "out" until March-ish. . . meaning I've had to do all of the outdoor chores myself, like getting ready for winter this fall (brag: my wood piles are works of art) and winter itself now, like splitting all the wood and alllll the snow clearing: shoveling around the house and blowing the snow on our mile long road/driveway, no small joke in the high Colorado mountains.

Our old snowblower attachment for our Toolcat is almost 20 years old and had a whole host of problems, including a hydraulic system that kept going kaput (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q1B3). Alas, we can't just haul it on a trailer to the mechanics so last year we had the Bobcat people here twice to fix problems we couldn't do ourselves, which was a thing considering the nearest Bobcat dealer is 3 hours away. . . a very expensive thing. Grrr!

SOooooo after realizing I was going to have to do all the snowblowing for the winter alone and, not wanting to spend hours in <0 degree temps swearing at whatever broke this time, hoping that a little grease gun action would fix it or desperately applying JB weld to holes and blah blah blah - doable when we were splitting the work but now has turned from "just irritating/part of life" to actually problematic - I asked for a new snowblower attachment for Xmas. Had to take a loan for it (thanks Trump tariffs! JFC!!) but now it's here! It's here!!!

It's A M A Z I N G. The skid-shoes haven't been re- welded on multiple times at multiple levels. There's no holes in the chute so it actually blows out at a distance instead of falling out. The auger doesn't freeze whenever you look at it wrong. The two stages actually work in parallel. The chute itself is on a sprocket wheel, not a chain, so you don't have to stop every 10 minutes and clear ice chunks out.

Our push/walk behind blower - a lovely Honda 2 stage, self-propelled blower with treads/track drive which throws snow 50 feet and starts when it's 20 below that I also love - is called Odin because it's so powerful and our troublesome old Toolcat blower was Loki. So obviously this new one is now Thor.

THOR!!! All praise THOR!! We received Thor in time for a snowstorm which dumped 4 feet of snow in 3 days and I already LOVE LOVE LOVE Thor. I never want to be without Thor again. You can have your awesome tech doodads and cooking geegaws and music fun widgets and things your kids made for you for Xmas: all I want is Thor. And I have him! I'm soooo lucky!!!

I'M SO HAPPY.

edit: the machine is not new, just the attachment!
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Argie pro 3 days ago
Your winters are sooooo different to mine. In winter I just have to decide if I really can be bothered with an umbrella that day or not! 😊

Thor is very beastly, for me doing that would be so much fun, but I'm sure after a while it's just a chore
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
I need to see a photo of your wood pile.

As someone who has done a turn splitting and stacking firewood, I admire a well-stacked wood pile.
jordanbrock pro 3 days ago
Please be posting wood piles
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Winter with a big W.
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
That’s a wonderful machine!
samh pro 3 days ago
THOR DEFEAT ULLR
williwaw pro 3 days ago
@wjcstp The machine is . . . okay, it's almost 20 years old too and also has its problems, but it is wonderful for its age and for being affordable when we bought it awhile ago.

@Argie It may seem fun but all tractors needs a lot of maintenance, and an attachment like this one even more so with additional work; it always take a good 20 minutes to clean afterwards, and when you're standing in below -20 C windchill with a grease gun chipping ice away from the lube points you may curse your life or wish for umbrella time ;)
tweedlydo pro 3 days ago
i am in awe of your quotidia.
Davezilla pro 3 days ago
You had me at mile long driveway
spingo pro 3 days ago
Salute!
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MackReed

amon tobin - ISAM

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If you've never seen this, set aside an hour to watch it with really good sound on a big screen. It defies description and will blow your mind. I've been swimming through it on a second screen this morning, marveling at how cutting-edge and batshit-wild it still feels, 14 years later.

And if you're as much of a nerd as I am, you'll want to enjoy this making-of short afterwards: https://vimeo.com/29347687

tl;dr: High-fidelity glitch-hop accompanied by visionary projection-mapping.
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3rdparty pro 14 hours ago
one of my life's biggest musical regrets is missing this show/tour: https://youtu.be/KaDRI2zbu-U
jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
Mesmerizing.
LocalStain pro 9 hours ago
Amon is a treasure.
joffaboy

A quick jaunt for one man

Photo of Apollo 11 landing site, with several features tagged. A track of footprints can be seen going to & from a crater's edge
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Photo of Apollo 11 landing site, with several features tagged. A track of footprints can be seen going to & from a crater's edge
"The Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter captured this image of the Apollo 11 landing site, taken 42 years later. The entire traverse could fit on a football field. LM stands for Lunar Module. The astronaut path to the TV camera is visible, as are two parts of the Early Apollo Science Experiments Package ― the Lunar Ranging Retro Reflector (LRRR) and the Passive Seismic Experiment (PSE). Neil Armstrong's tracks to Little West crater are also discernable. His quick jaunt provided scientists with their first view into a lunar crater. Source: NASA"

https://moon.nasa.gov/observe-...
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jessamyn

meet the new soap, same as the old soap

a container of homesolv dish soap which is normally clear but has congealed into a whitish goo which is what the other stuff did last year!
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a container of homesolv dish soap which is normally clear but has congealed into a whitish goo which is what the other stuff did last year!
I decided to buy new dish soap because I am a woman with a job and my other stuff solidified. This stuff solidified too!

Surely the overlap between people who want a vaguely eco-friendly dish soap and the people whose kitchens are a little chilly in the coldest winter is more than... just me?

last year: https://mltshp.com/p/1QPPF
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snarkout pro 9 hours ago
Dr. Bronners?
devilsrancher pro 7 hours ago
Dr B will do that too- it’s my camping soap because it’s so strong, but not so great in cold weather. What happens if you microwave it?
jessamyn pro 7 hours ago
@devilsrancher If I even move it closer to the radiator, it's fine. That's just not where my sink is.
devilsrancher pro 7 hours ago
@jessamyn Maybe you need to get one of those coffee cup warmers for your soap. :-)

Down here I have the opposite problem. Half the year, all the putatively solid things melt.
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wjcstp

HONK all you HONK

Rear of a small car featuring an array of bumper stickers that have been trimmed and arranged to say "HONK if anything remember if you HONK all you at me i will HONK HONK if you get any close U have to HONK if you will if i HONK myself want HONK if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK"
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Rear of a small car featuring an array of bumper stickers that have been trimmed and arranged to say "HONK if anything remember if you HONK all you at me i will HONK HONK if you get any close U have to HONK if you will if i HONK myself want HONK if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK"
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
The "check engine" neon is *chef's kiss*.
bezt pro 2 days ago
Another HONK for my HONK collection

https://mltshp.com/tag/honk

https://mltshp.com/p/1RFVF
https://mltshp.com/p/1R27S
https://mltshp.com/p/1Q4LG
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
It's a vibe.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
@KMAlexander well done, that should have been my title
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
untitled honk game
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
I always thought geese flew south for the winter instead of driving...
bezt pro 2 days ago
@bubbalumpkis That’s what we want you to think. https://mltshp.com/p/1OV2L
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
@bezt this is not in use: https://mltshp.com/honk
bezt pro 2 days ago
@urlnotfound They’re all in Stickers https://mltshp.com/stickers and/or Bumper Stickers https://mltshp.com/bumperst... - tagging is sufficient for my HONK nonsense.
davidl pro 2 days ago
@KMAlexander 🌟
royce002 2 days ago
🎵 Put yo hand up on my tronk.
When you honk
I honk
we honk...🎶
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
Here's a honk

https://mltshp.com/p/1QDCJ
spingo pro 2 days ago
This makes me so happy.
spingo pro 2 days ago
I don't remember what the sticker said, but at a college party my friend had edited it on his t shirt to "drink a drink a evil drink/ drink and drink and drink and stink."
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
@B6FA798A3449 Peace - and quiet - were never an option.
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macmanx

3D Chess

Morning Brew @MorningBrew
To recap:
• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max
Elmo's out here playing 3D chess

Above a photo of Elmo on a throne with the caption "Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me."
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Morning Brew @MorningBrew
To recap:
• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max
Elmo's out here playing 3D chess

Above a photo of Elmo on a throne with the caption "Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me."
from https://hachyderm.io/@snipe...
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