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LocalStain

Tick Stick: The Carpentry Tool That Does the Impossible

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cwhartman pro an hour ago
Thanks for this! I'm (finally, after 4 years) wrapping up the last few punch list items on our kitchen remodel. One of the last things to do, which I've been dreading, is fitting a piece of the wood-backed linoleum flooring at the bottom of the stairs that lead to the garage. The space is out of square, with the door frame, trim, threshold, and stairs making it an odd shape.

I've been trying to figure out how to cut a piece of flooring to fit the space precisely without resorting to trial and error - and I think you just posted the answer.
rogrtheshrubber pro 58 minutes ago
This showed up on my Youtube recommendations last night and I watched the whole thing and it's very cool to learn something like this at my age.
williwaw pro 57 minutes ago
Oh my dudes, I've been so obsessed with this channel for years now that I even signed up for his learning academy. Something I've really gotten from his channel & content is how many of the guys who taught me stuff growing up as well as how many guys out there right now who think they know how to do something don't/didn't know *jack shit*. So it's been really nice to learn from some actual pros how to do not just advanced techniques but even some pretty basic tool work correctly. So many times I've had the thought, "Well, I *think* I know how or about [X] but let's watch it and see," and then go, " . . . . Huh! TIL!"

It's pretty sexist at times but other than that I really enjoy it, and have even gotten probably a dozen plus better/more applicable tools as a result.
MackReed

well, f@&#.

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Visiting the kiddo in Boston and our flight out today got canceled because reasons.

Couldn’t get a flight out till Wednesday night. Whee!

At least I get to feel nostalgia for all the Nanook of the North cosplay from my Connecticut blizzard childhood. Snorkel parka FTW.
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ba pro 3 hours ago
our local high school orchestra is stuck in NYC (well, Jersey, actually) for similar reasons
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
New Jersey's finest New Yorker!
LocalStain pro an hour ago
I can clear out the guest room if need be?
snarkout

Now form a band

A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."
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A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."
source:https://tumblr.austinkleon.com/post...

As re https://mltshp.com/p/1RKVQ.

"'There’s an illustration from a fanzine called Sideburn #1, which was a drawing made by Tony Moon just to fill the space. It’s a drawing of three guitar chords and it says, "now form a band". That fanzine is extremely rare, but the drawing is often quoted by lots of musicians as the impetus to do something, and it’s seen as a key message of punk,' says Toby. 'You didn’t need to have been to music school or be particularly proficient or skilled. It was much more about the energy and drive to do something. It’s a rallying call to the troops.'"
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
🖤🖤🖤
gormat 4 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells

these edibles are shi.....

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vintage commercial with mcnugget puppets celebrating
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zeitgeist

Art But Make It Sports

left: goalie making a stick save during the us/canada olympic gold medal hockey game.
right: abstract painting 'suprematism' by nikolai suetin

the two pictures are visually similar
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left: goalie making a stick save during the us/canada olympic gold medal hockey game.
right: abstract painting 'suprematism' by nikolai suetin

the two pictures are visually similar
I don't really follow sports other than hockey, but the Art But Make It Sports account is great. It's on a variety of socials, but here's a link from bsky.

Woke up at 5am for the gold medal game, good times.
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Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
That game was so good! Canada was absolutely brutal and should have blown the US away.
travis

webp

Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp
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Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp
I swear I didn't make this, but the algorithm just happened to show it to me after I mentioned it on the mltshp slack 😂

src: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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bitslayer 4 hours ago
https://caniuse.com/webp

"WebP is widely available across major browsers."
bitslayer 4 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
scruss pro 2 hours ago
WebP of the house of JPEG, slayer of mltshp
bezt

Iterated Venn

A Venn diagram of chess openings, citation styles, pizza styles, shocked exclamations, Broadway musicals and things that are too expensive.
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A Venn diagram of chess openings, citation styles, pizza styles, shocked exclamations, Broadway musicals and things that are too expensive.
source: https://mynt-derg.tumblr.com/post...
5 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
I was impressed to begin with but then I clicked the link
LocalStain

The first 10 minutes of the year 2000.

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6 hours ago
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gwint

Jodorowsky turned 97 last week

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Seen here with the Sacred Object.
2 hours ago
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people flying in a rocket. Above it it says "Chasseur Deprime. Le Garage Hermetique." Below it "Il y avait des peines qu'il aimait beaucoup... (V. page 36)
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people flying in a rocket. Above it it says "Chasseur Deprime. Le Garage Hermetique." Below it "Il y avait des peines qu'il aimait beaucoup... (V. page 36)
3 hours ago
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artwells

everybody needs a hobby

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an ad with a clean and dirty filter with the caption "Collect Toxins and more!"
4 hours ago
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artwells

"you can find my mole"

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80s woman saying something
4 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
He’s at the US embassy as we speak
rogrtheshrubber pro 55 minutes ago
"Play your fife, big boy"
dogwelder

"It's so simple- just blindly follow orders."

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17 hours ago
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y95

Go on ahead buddy

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Thanks for giving me a place to share our adventures.
It’s so quiet in the house today.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 23 hours ago
😭
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.
foolianajarley 19 hours ago
hugs
0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
♡♡♡
shfitz pro 18 hours ago
❤️
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
Aw.
bezt pro 17 hours ago
💙
m3moellering 8 hours ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
tweedlydo pro 7 hours ago
💔💔💔💔
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jaybee

play with us

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5 hours ago
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me3dia

*presses any key*

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animated gif of a monocolor CRT screen showing the logo for CYBERSEX by Burtech Industries, with shooting stars zooming past. At the bottom of the screen "PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE" blinks.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/pizzaspl...
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ufez pro 5 hours ago
"All this cybersexing is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab."
m3moellering 5 hours ago
@ufez ++
samh pro 4 hours ago
Burtech Industries Limited is an indigenous manufacturing firm and a subsidiary of a group that has been in operation over the last three decades. It has a state-of-the-art purpose built factory complex covering over 26,000m2 at Mowe, Ogun State.
Burtech Industries Limited core products are centred on these:

Furniture and Fittings (For all levels of Educational institution, Technology and Science research Laboratories, etc.)
Laboratory Wares (Plastic & Glass)/Laboratory Equipment.
Water/Sewage Plumbing pipes and Fittings (PVC and PP-R)
Electrical PVC conduit pipes and trunking profiles.
Oxygen gas.
0y3ahSansAcut3

Spring Landscape

Arthur Wesley Dow    

Spring Landscape  
1892
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Arthur Wesley Dow

Spring Landscape
1892
Arthur Wesley Dow

Spring Landscape
1892 #painting #ArthurWesleyDow
6 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
He was an art instructor, who was overshadowed by his students. Sort of a fitting tribute, and he was a fine painter.
Davezilla

2,300 year old reconstructions? Or Burning Man mugshots?

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Found in a lavish tomb in Kazakhstan, these 2,300-year-old Pazyryk individuals highlight a fascinating mix of cultures.

The man displays local Iranian Scythian features, while the young woman exhibits distinct East Eurasian traits, suggesting she was an "outlier" married into the elite.

Media and Research by: http://AncestralWhispers.org / Z. S. Samashev / E. P. Kitov and A. I. Nechvaloda
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MackReed pro 5 hours ago
title
m3moellering

I thought this belonged here.

Five men with assault rifles seem to be looking at something ahead while standing in front of a war-battered brick and stucco wall.  The man in the center seems to be wearing a clown suit and the rest of the men are in military garb including helmets. Words are centered on each man from L -> R they read my fit, the dirt, my riding, the weather, my bike. The clown suited man has the words "my riding" in front of him.
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Five men with assault rifles seem to be looking at something ahead while standing in front of a war-battered brick and stucco wall. The man in the center seems to be wearing a clown suit and the rest of the men are in military garb including helmets. Words are centered on each man from L -> R they read my fit, the dirt, my riding, the weather, my bike. The clown suited man has the words "my riding" in front of him.
Even though I would never post my bicycle here because it's junk.
5 hours ago
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dogwelder

I think these guys are all lost.

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18 hours ago
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artwells pro 16 hours ago
Marlboro is best when it is askew on a scale
d09m4t1c 4 hours ago
But did we ever shop happily, even before we were guaranteed personalities?
dogwelder

Period Cramp Simulator

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titled as found
18 hours ago
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artwells pro 16 hours ago
alt = "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves"
snowbow

<3

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travis

that's what I'M FUCKIN' TALKIN' ABOUT!

a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
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a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
#FFU
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BennyTheIcepick pro 11 hours ago
Okay but can we take a moment to appreciate that handle?
scruss

only have to be faster than, etc

A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
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A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
I totally didn't get the setup of the joke when I posted the title, but I'm not going to change it now.

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
23 hours ago
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bencmeissner

Tote bag

A beige tote bag with the Rebel Loon insignia, a mashup of the Star Wars rebel insignia and the state bird of Minnesota, in red ink. The loon’s wings make a circle with the tips at the top, pointing to an eight pointed star. The head of the loon is angled toward the top right.
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A beige tote bag with the Rebel Loon insignia, a mashup of the Star Wars rebel insignia and the state bird of Minnesota, in red ink. The loon’s wings make a circle with the tips at the top, pointing to an eight pointed star. The head of the loon is angled toward the top right.
Some neighbors and I went to a screen printing event this afternoon.
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BMK 19 hours ago
You have friends everywhere
Xedrik 6 hours ago
I love this!
scruss

samosa larger than a small tractor

An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
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An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
I'd heard about the tiny gas station in rural Ontario that made fantastic samosas, but only got there yesterday. They are truly amazing. One type (veggie: potato) but everything about the flavour and texture is perfect. The tamarind sauce is a nice dip, too.

Regional Variety & Gas Bar: 1670 St Paul St West, St Catharines

It's surrounded by vineyards. It's about half an hour west of Niagara Falls. We have amazing samosas in Toronto, but these are next-level.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Reminds me of the (in)famous gas station sushi here, on a state highway in what used to be a rural area but exurban development has swarmed past it within the past decade.

Gas stations with southern cooking and soul food hot bars are very much a thing hereabouts, it's one of the main ways to get fried chicken or pork chops once you're outside the cities, but the gas station sushi shop is still unique as far as I can tell. I haven't tried it yet but want to, it's not in a convenient place for us to get to. They sell teeshirts and other swag because of course they're leveraging the fact that people want to show off to their friends about the time they had gas station sushi.
ba pro Yesterday
I've heard tell of a truckstop in Minnesota frequented by South Asian truck drivers that has amazing food, but I haven't verified the stories yet...
scruss pro Yesterday
@ardgedee gas station sushi sounds like russian roulette

@ba I remember hearing of a similar place near Phoenix, AZ. Phoenix has had a Sikh community for over a century.
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
@scruss That's the angle, really. You're set up to expect frozen sushi from a factory in New Jersey or something and you get served a decently good meal. Not "food of my homeland by the sea" good but you'll enjoy it and you won't die.
ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
Anyway, damn I could kill a good samosa or two right now. It's been a while since I've had the opportunity.
travis pro 22 hours ago
anything but metric!
scruss pro 22 hours ago
@ardgedee "not die" is an important part of me enjoying food, at least so far

@travis as a Canadian, I resent that! These samosas were roughly 95 mm to the side, and about 30 mm thick. Converted into Canadian metric driving units, that's 3.42 seconds and 1.08 seconds, respectively
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LocalStain

current status

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I'll have to get the t-shirt...
royce002 20 hours ago
I've spent a lot of time in this. Glad to have a word for it.
dapete

The unpossible save

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If ya know, ya know.
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wjcstp pro 9 hours ago
That guy was a brick wall yesterday, amazing work
joffaboy

Think about it...

4 panel images: 
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!" 
4. Warehouse under the Moon
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4 panel images:
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!"
4. Warehouse under the Moon
https://www.threads.com/@brews_a...
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ardgedee pro 3 days ago
Oh for fuck's sake
devilsrancher pro 3 days ago
I had to look and puzzle for a sec.
MackReed pro 3 days ago
godDAMNit
m3moellering 3 days ago
Hehehehehe
scruss pro 3 days ago
urgh
crazyunclejoe pro 3 days ago
</dadjoke>

he he he
thelonius 3 days ago
@crazyunclejoe bigtime
rogrtheshrubber pro 3 days ago
I couldn't make sense of it since I used to own a house with a garage bigger than the house. The boxes finally tipped it off.
mare 2 days ago
I still don’t get it. Menses? Werewolves? Apollo?
Robotron_smith 2 days ago
@mare
Where do you see boxes and pallets with roll up doors?
cristin pro 2 days ago
that is terrrrrrible!
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
hahahaha
cristin pro Yesterday
@mare when a cursed person sees the full moon, they turn in to a werewolf. when a cursed house sees the full moon, it turns in to a ...
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snowbow

SM2

Heart shape comprised of characters/items from Super Mario Bros 2
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Heart shape comprised of characters/items from Super Mario Bros 2
Found on facebork
19 hours ago
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y95 17 hours ago
I want to say I beat this game while I was home sick one day, but that may have been a fever dream
snowbow 13 hours ago
@y95 lol yeah this whole game was like a fever dream. 🤣
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
I get the music for this game stuck in my head more than any other Mario title.

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