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dphiffer

when will outlook be fixed

Screenshot of a post by Derrick: Whenever it does get "fixed", it'll break again minutes later and the same shit will keep happening, because rather than putting those engineers to good use making this shit stable, they're too busy fucking with AI bullshit to give a damn about stability.
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Screenshot of a post by Derrick: Whenever it does get "fixed", it'll break again minutes later and the same shit will keep happening, because rather than putting those engineers to good use making this shit stable, they're too busy fucking with AI bullshit to give a damn about stability.
screenshot of the "most helpful" response from https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us...
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me3dia

November 13

image from the TV show "The Odd Couple." Felix Unger attempts to get in a taxi while bent over with a throw-out back.
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image from the TV show "The Odd Couple." Felix Unger attempts to get in a taxi while bent over with a throw-out back.
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Several years earlier, Madison's wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving each other crazy?


source: fuanbqyk
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artwells pro an hour ago
Made me what I am
jpoulos pro an hour ago
I can hear him clearing his sinuses.
billturner pro an hour ago
@jpoulos that sinus clearing scene from the film kills me. As soon as I saw "Felix Unger" that's the first thing I thought of.
ba pro an hour ago
[picks up discarded cigar butt...]
kokogiak an hour ago
The opening notes of the theme song popped loudly into my head within milliseconds of seeing this.
dreyfusslugado 12 minutes ago
for me it was the scene with his ex-wife where she's cooked scrambled eggs for him, and he takes the plate and says he's just going to "tighten these up" on the stove. I don't know why that scene sticks with me over everything else.
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jaymayday

hashtag hysterical

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3rdparty

OFFICIAL STATEMENT 📎

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https://www.reddit.com/user...
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ardgedee

'Remembrance' Transgender Awareness bass strings

Close-up photo of a few dozen strings for bass guitar. They look like lumpy wires shrink-wrapped in red, pink and light blue ribbons.
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Close-up photo of a few dozen strings for bass guitar. They look like lumpy wires shrink-wrapped in red, pink and light blue ribbons.
I legitimately like these... don't have a use for them, though. LaBella flats aren't my thing (too thuddy and high-tension) and I don't keep enough basses around to have one just for experimenting on.

They look amazing close-up like this. From the audience they probably look more like a slightly tinted nickel color.

source: https://roadieclub.labella.com/product...

more info and pics: https://www.talkbass.com/threads...
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wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
I don’t use those strings either, but it’s a cool project
wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
And they went fast - when I loaded the page it said 18 sets left, but when I added it to the cart they were sold out. (was going to buy a set for my bass playing kid)
ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
@wjcstp Weird. Looks like 5-string sets are still purchasable.
ardgedee pro an hour ago
@wjcstp Lobster confirms: The strings are sold out.

More due next week.
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snarkout

LFG

The opening of a scientific article. "Doomsday: Friday, 13 November, A.D. 2026". The article, but Heinz von Foerster, Patricia M. Mora, and Lawrence W. Amiot, has the heading, "At this date human population will approach infinity if it grows as it has grown in the last two millenia."
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The opening of a scientific article. "Doomsday: Friday, 13 November, A.D. 2026". The article, but Heinz von Foerster, Patricia M. Mora, and Lawrence W. Amiot, has the heading, "At this date human population will approach infinity if it grows as it has grown in the last two millenia."
source: https://www.science.org/doi...

Make room, make room! (Alternately: when something cannot go on, it will stop.)
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bezt pro 2 hours ago
Mmm, soylent.
me3dia pro an hour ago
saved to /DATE
m3moellering

My backyard, 4 p.m., before a cold front.

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gwint

Rockets and Blue Lights (Close at Hand) to Warn Steamboats of Shoal Water

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Joseph Turner (turned up to 11)
1840
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snowbow

Say hello to Nico!

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our new dog! She is a Tibetan Terrier - 4 months old. A wonderful gal! <3
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homerj 17 hours ago
Looks like our old mutt (who many say has Tibetan Terrier in them). Hi "new dog!"
Sailormom pro 17 hours ago
Hey Nico!
B6FA798A3449 pro 17 hours ago
NICO!
BennyTheIcepick pro 14 hours ago
What a remarkable portrait, too! 🍁
0y3ahSansAcut3 13 hours ago
Great doggone leaves as well!
m3moellering 4 hours ago
Hello, sweet girl!
me3dia pro an hour ago
Nico, good girl!
ellieBOA 31 minutes ago
Hi Nico!
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joffaboy

Not all heroes wear capes

Clippy suggests how to respond to a global outage
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Clippy suggests how to respond to a global outage
https://bsky.app/profile...
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3rdparty pro 4 hours ago
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 📎:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RYX6
jazon

Gävle goat 2026

Gävle goat snow covered and illuminated.
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Gävle goat snow covered and illuminated.
16 days until the Gävle Goat goes live.

This will be the 60th anniversary of the goat.

Source: https://www.visitgavle.se/en...
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BMK

#FFU

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via Reddit
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MackReed pro 35 minutes ago
phNEH! phhhNEEEHHHH!!!
aquaphase

Victory

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joffaboy

Friday 13th news

Magic 8 ball says 'Outlook Not So Good '
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Magic 8 ball says 'Outlook Not So Good '
https://www.threads.com/share...
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nikkuneko

good news, guys, i found some extra storage

atop a wall-mounted steel storage shelf, a plastic-wrapped box of 100 memorex branded IBM-compatible diskettes sits unused. next to it is a bowl. the yellow box holding the red diskettes features the memorex logo, as well as the text "formatted IBM & compatible" to the left, and a larger "100 IBM DISKETTES | Lifetime Warranty" to the center and right.
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atop a wall-mounted steel storage shelf, a plastic-wrapped box of 100 memorex branded IBM-compatible diskettes sits unused. next to it is a bowl. the yellow box holding the red diskettes features the memorex logo, as well as the text "formatted IBM & compatible" to the left, and a larger "100 IBM DISKETTES | Lifetime Warranty" to the center and right.
walking past a cubicle someone recently abandoned (thankfully a switch to WFH, not a layoff/firing) and noticed this absolutely pristine box of high density diskettes. cackling at the thought of how long these must have just been sitting here.

anybody in desperate need of 144MB of storage this instant?

iphone 14 pro max | cropped in iOS photos
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
mltshp demoscene 1.44 challenge exchange?
mltshp very very low bitrate mp3 mix exchange?
ba pro Yesterday
If you want to become floppy disk guy as an affectation, it'll only cost your 16 bucks!
https://www.amazon.com/YEY-3-5-...
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@ba LOL, putting in an IT request IMMEDIATELY. "you haven't experienced a lotus spreadsheet until you've experienced it in high-density ibm formatting"

@B6FA798A3449 my end of year playlist is now a doom .WAD, pls respect my privacy in this difficult time
Xedrik Yesterday
@ba LGR did a video about using one of these on a smartphone :D https://www.youtube.com/watch...
snarkout pro Yesterday
huh huh, huh huh, @nikkuneko said "wad"
niicholas Yesterday
Come to think of it, I have a camera that uses those
https://mltshp.com/p/1LETJ
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
@snarkout “GIVE US THE UNIT”

@niicholas a mavica! someone else here still had one and posted about it (IIRC @Sjixxxy ?)

@Xedrik that is ridiculously delightful, will watch later (especially happy that one of the commander keen games is on the preview screen)
scruss pro 21 hours ago
Impressed how new this looks
patd 19 hours ago
Use it for almost-analog meme sharing, one meme at a time. Teach the young folks to appreciate the anticipation while meme.bmp loads.
nikkuneko pro 19 hours ago
@scruss right? still in the shrink wrap and everything. i'm wondering what in recent years would have necessitated even ONE disk, let alone a case anywhere in the 20-some years we've been at this building.

the only thing i can think of was an anniversary video where we trotted out a working mac SE to run the 1.0 of our software against the then-latest iteration, but even then we had existing product diskettes.
mikemccracken 17 hours ago
Maybe the FAA could use a few spares?
scruss pro 14 hours ago
@nikkuneko Canadian military was using floppies up until 2018 or so in a few applications. We even had a private-label magnetics factory in Canada to support them until about a decade ago
travis pro 13 hours ago
lifetime warranty!
pk pro 8 hours ago
@ba 16 bucks PLUS your dignity
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billturner

kirbythursday wallpaper from a bar

Photo of a wall inside the Poetry Lounge in Millvale, PA with wallpaper that features old comic book covers, many with Jack Kirby art. There's also a framed print with the phrase "if you're homophobic get the fuck out of my house."
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Photo of a wall inside the Poetry Lounge in Millvale, PA with wallpaper that features old comic book covers, many with Jack Kirby art. There's also a framed print with the phrase "if you're homophobic get the fuck out of my house."
The wallpaper in the Poetry Lounge bathroom seemed perfect for #kirbythursday. Took the pic last week when my brother-in-law's band played at the bar in Millvale, PA.
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Xedrik 23 hours ago
Suddenly inspired to pick up cross-stitch <3
minimumsafedistance 22 hours ago
hello, Greater Pittsburgh Area.
billturner pro 21 hours ago
@minimumsafedistance howdy! I actually live south of the city, but had to see my BIL's gig.
urlnotfound pro 16 hours ago
@Xedrik seriously. I need this in my house.
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artwells

Out of the Fridge at Chez Wells

Jar of pickled dailon
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Jar of pickled dailon
I have been frustrated by being unable to find pickled daikon that doesn't have sucralose and/or aspartame (and even more bullshit). So decided to make it.

I bought a glass jar with a weight and a lid and used a minimal recipe. Great! But before it had even finished, the fridge started stinking. By day three, the whole house smelled of it. It was very delicious though. The next batch, we tried putting a bowl of baking soda next to it. No luck.

I looked up a ton of fridge deodorizers and was about to buy one when I realized I had charcoal sheets for an air purifier we run in the basement. Maybe I could put the jar in a bigger jar vented through charcoal? Then I realized the solution, replace the jar lid with a 3D printed lid that would hold a couple layers of charcoal. A few of hours of design and printing and TADA!

And it works, though I am planning improvements. I also am considering covering the plastic with food safe epoxy in order to keep it from getting bacteria and gunk.

The recipe involved white and purple daikon, salt, kombu, bonito, mirin, and rice vinegar.
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jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
I happened to see this before you added the description and, man, my mind went places.
me3dia pro an hour ago
Fermenting daikon is insanely stinky. It's truly incredible.
otaman

Ta-ta and farewell!

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dogwelder

That was a close one

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MackReed pro 32 minutes ago
sound:
SSCHTOONK

*FOOMP!*

“Yippeee!”
snowbow

Edward Gorey

This may contain: an image of people in the back of a car with their eyes open and lights on
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This may contain: an image of people in the back of a car with their eyes open and lights on
source: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin...
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snarkout pro 18 hours ago
This looks like a John Bellairs illustration to me!
snowbow 18 hours ago
@snarkout it sure is! love those books.
BennyTheIcepick pro 14 hours ago
The car went beep beep beep
csilverman

supermoon

A large body of water under a clear blue sky. The water is bluish-green, with a craggy, tree-topped cliff jutting out into it. In the foreground is another rocky cliff. Hovering in the sky above the cliff is a small moon or planet. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A large body of water under a clear blue sky. The water is bluish-green, with a craggy, tree-topped cliff jutting out into it. In the foreground is another rocky cliff. Hovering in the sky above the cliff is a small moon or planet. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
#notesArt
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gwint

Pitchfork icons

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I love the icons Pitchfork created for their The 100 Best Indie Rock Albums of All Time post https://pitchfork.com/story...
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1f2frfbf pro 21 hours ago
Kinda disappointed AthensGA didn't get our own icon, but use of Cheerwine for North Carolina is perfect, no notes.
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
i find as the years go on my default reaction to any pitchfork decree will be an eye roll, but i do kinda love these icons/categories
bezt pro 19 hours ago
banjo
bencmeissner pro 19 hours ago
This just reminded me of a long time ago when I'd download icon packs and customize all the folders on my mac.
GodSpeedYouBlackKittyCat pro 13 hours ago
from the comments:

"the graphics are so cute that they're preventing me from getting mad"
nikkuneko pro 54 minutes ago
@GodSpeedYouBlackKittyCat hah, exactly this
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joffaboy

Convergent evolution

Owl and cat eyes next to each other
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Owl and cat eyes next to each other
https://www.threads.com/share...
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Davezilla pro 2 days ago
We’re owl very impressed. I had to paws for a moment.
bezt pro 2 days ago
“I should get a pea green boat.”
idogcow 2 days ago
@bezt *snort*
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Now it needs Spock
caitlinburke pro 2 days ago
Seriously, that pea green boat caper makes every kind of sense to me. They already enjoy the same foods, which is more in common than a lot of couples have.
thelonius Yesterday
Once I saw my cat sitting on the deck railing and looking up to the trees with that "I see dinner" look. I checked that, and there was a bigass owl in a branch. looking at her in much the same way. I cancelled deck time.
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
@thelonius Star-crossed lovers!
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0y3ahSansAcut3

The Information Age

Taxi service information, seen through a bevel in a stained glass window.
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Taxi service information, seen through a bevel in a stained glass window.
Random view, through my stained glass, this morning.

#photography #DayleRecord
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snowbow

Nico at the pet store

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I tried to get a photo of Nico with the fish but she is super wiggly!
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cottenwess

surprising. i know.

Bert and Ernie, Bert at the bottom of the slide with the words Bottom on his rear end. Ernie at the top, with Top on his chest.
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Bert and Ernie, Bert at the bottom of the slide with the words Bottom on his rear end. Ernie at the top, with Top on his chest.
Bluesky acquisition..
https://bsky.app/profile...
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Somewhat related...
https://mltshp.com/p/AV81
snowbow

 

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This may contain: an old photo of two women with masks on their faces
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dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
He ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl.
BooBounder 10 hours ago
All along, along, there were hints and accidents
snowbow

 

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This may contain: a black and white drawing of a woman dancing on a wooden floor in an attic
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homerj

Oh!

NYT’s map showing newly blue states that could trigger the Electoral College Pact. Text:

Can Democrats Make the Electoral College Irrelevant?

Several states are part of a pact that would pledge their electoral votes to the popular vote winner.

This happens if its states have 270 electoral votes, and midterm victories have opened a path to that.
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NYT’s map showing newly blue states that could trigger the Electoral College Pact. Text:

Can Democrats Make the Electoral College Irrelevant?

Several states are part of a pact that would pledge their electoral votes to the popular vote winner.

This happens if its states have 270 electoral votes, and midterm victories have opened a path to that.
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Davezilla pro 14 hours ago
The Electoral College was conceived when the entire United States had fewer than four million people. Today, California alone has nearly 10X that. A system designed for a nation of thirteen states and fewer than four million people deserves serious reconsideration in a country of fifty states and more than 340 million people.
frothywalrus 12 hours ago
I mean as a Texan... they might actually campaign in Texas next election.
BMK

Turn left at the Goatse Building

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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Marked NSFW for artistic representation of goatse
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BMK Yesterday
A new mural just went up in Revere, MA, and it's an instant landmark.
Xedrik Yesterday
sorta like Blowjob Cat (do not google Blowjob Cat) in Indiana
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip...
darth_smoothies 23 hours ago
I'll add "do not google Blowjob Cat" to my list of to-don'ts today
owl 22 hours ago
@Xedrik "manipulative food crying"
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