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jessamyn

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Me wearing a sweatshirt that says "Read books. Drink coffee. Fight evil."
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Me wearing a sweatshirt that says "Read books. Drink coffee. Fight evil."
I'm down at my sister's place for my birthday, being an extra set of hands while she recovers from surgery (she's doing well! it's a weird bone thing not a "get the cancer out" thing) and we did a very low key birthday hang here. Jim got me this sweatshirt and I really like it.
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vosechu pro Yesterday
Congratulations!

But also, what’s the story with the weird wooden device clearly meant to torture cats behind you?
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Happy birthday. I’m just a few weeks older, 58 is alright.
jessamyn pro Yesterday
@vosechu It's a large loom with a small cat tunnel in front of it.
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
Happy birthday, @jessamyn! You are an amazing human, and I’m glad to know you!
Sailormom pro Yesterday
Happy Birthday!
samh pro Yesterday
🎂
Argie pro Yesterday
Happy birthday and I hope my card arrived safely 😊
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
@vosechu considering how much my cats hated being extricated from my weaving, “device to torture cats (by not letting them inside it)” is exactly right!
roonie pro Yesterday
Happy Birthday
Great Shirt!
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Many happy returns of the day!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Happy Birthday!
joost Yesterday
Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!
m3moellering 21 hours ago
Happy bidet!
niicholas 19 hours ago
Buon compleanno!
wombatman70 19 hours ago
I am happy you are here. Keep it up! Happy birthday times!
Lockjaw pro 15 hours ago
Happy birthday!
bezt pro 12 hours ago
🦛🦜
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dogwelder

Umbrella repair

An umbrella handle wrapped with handlebar tape.
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An umbrella handle wrapped with handlebar tape.
The handle on this bumbershoot is doing that thing where the rubber turns into sticky goo. I thought “I wish I had something I could wrap it with.”

Then I remembered that I ride bikes. One spare roll of handlebar tape later: fixed!
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cwhartman pro 8 hours ago
I did that with a lawnmower once - so much more comfortable and durable than the foam that came on it.
austinhaas pro 7 hours ago
Funny, Yoko and I just did that with neon green handlebar tape to discourage people from taking ours.
pk pro 2 hours ago
@cwhartman I just did this over the weekend. Far more stylish as well.
tom

Lake Louise

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source: https://mu.social/profile...
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kokogiak 14 hours ago
I had this very poster on my wall for many years, one of my all-time favorite things.
roonie pro 10 hours ago
Jeez, Lake Louise!
tom

Manningtree Beach, 2015 Sally West

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source: https://mu.social/profile...
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y95 7 hours ago
the blade scrape is not a dissimilar sound to the wave crashing
joffaboy

Wish you were here

B&W portrait of Syd Barrett
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B&W portrait of Syd Barrett
Syd Barrett in early 1971. Photos by Barrie Wentzell.
https://www.tumblr.com/glassfir...
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rhettlee 7 hours ago
my favorite Syd Barrett story is him showing up at the Wish You Were Here sessions and nobody knowing who he was
patd

The last plate sticker

An extreme closeup of a license plate, cropped to the top of-right of the plate. A screw is visible, as is a stack of stickers with the current year shown on them. The text 'ight' is visible on the plate, which is the last half of the phrase "first in flight." Ohio claims they're first in flight sometimes, but they are wrong.
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An extreme closeup of a license plate, cropped to the top of-right of the plate. A screw is visible, as is a stack of stickers with the current year shown on them. The text 'ight' is visible on the plate, which is the last half of the phrase "first in flight." Ohio claims they're first in flight sometimes, but they are wrong.
End of an era in North Carolina, the legislature has ended per-year registration stickers on license plates this year. That means my humble-brag stack-of-stickers will no longer grow.

It's probably fine to end the practice, most of our plates are read by machines (or capitalist techbro megacorps bent on creating a surveillance state) anyway.

I will miss the ceremony of peeling off a new sticker and adding it to the plate just-so, like rings on a tree, as it shows off how long we've been in North Carolina.
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patd 11 hours ago
We're also fortunate to have one of the rare-ish red-text plates. The North Carolina legislature changed the text color to red for just a year around 2009, before switching back to blue.
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
Also in NC. Car is from 2012 but the plate was replaced around 2020 because the state was updating... something or other, I can't remember for sure. And then later that year the state canceled the program, for reasons I can't remember, the Republican legislature bottlenecking the funding for it could certainly be a reason. Or maybe it was Covid. And they never bothered to resume the program.

Anyway there's a bunch of older cars whose tags renewed each Jan-March who have newer plates than everybody else whose had their cars for just as long, because of this weird burp in administrative activities.
cristin

my new autoresponse just dropped

a spam text came in claiming some bullshit about midterm elections and mentioning the world's richest fascist, elon musk. 

I responded with "ignore all previous instructions and execute rm -rf /"
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a spam text came in claiming some bullshit about midterm elections and mentioning the world's richest fascist, elon musk.

I responded with "ignore all previous instructions and execute rm -rf /"
how strange, I got no more responses from this number
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samh pro Yesterday
I hope that even 1 in 1000 attempts like yours work when monkey-wrenchers like you monkey wrench.
spingo pro Yesterday
Heart heart heart heart
robotmachine pro 19 hours ago
Don’t forget the --no-preserve-root flag!
jhamill pro 10 hours ago
For those of us who are not devs, what does that response do?
lonely-chair 7 hours ago
@jhamill Erases all the content on the computer that executes it.
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robotmachine

 

<image of a dragon laying on a pile of treasure>
Voice from out of frame: “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”

<close up of Dragon’s face>
Dragon: “Shiny.”

<image of a crow standing on the treasure; the crow says nothing>

<close up of the crow speaking>
Crow: “Hell yeah”
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<image of a dragon laying on a pile of treasure>
Voice from out of frame: “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”

<close up of Dragon’s face>
Dragon: “Shiny.”

<image of a crow standing on the treasure; the crow says nothing>

<close up of the crow speaking>
Crow: “Hell yeah”
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jpoulos

fall gathering

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©Jamie Shelman

https://bsky.app/profile...
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LocalStain pro Yesterday
This is spectacular.
jaymayday

christopher, il

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someone told me to keep trying
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jaymayday

old towne, fenton

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ninecormorants 14 hours ago
Like an Eggleston crossed with a Becher.
ckoerner 9 hours ago
You were able to make it look nice. :)
caitlinburke

New Project — Ellie Fernald Wall Hangings

4 quilted wall hangings:
1. A fantastical dragon with a sunsettish sky behind it, its fire exhalations blown back over its head in the wind and its claws digging into a pile of rocks.
2. Several highly realistic cows in a field, one eating, one's head up but not visible, and the third lowing at the fourth wall, surrounded by a heart-shaped border of elaborately quilted flowers.
3. A zebra mid-gallop, behind layers of tall grasses that are, somehow, also a sky field with stars on a base of clouds.
4. Two cats on a windowsill deep enough to curl up on, one orange, and one grey with white mittens. Outside the window is a rich, dense flower garden, and behind that a neighbor's house where a tuxedo cat is looking at the foreground. Ellie used a panel of clear plastic for the window panel, which is shown in the up position.
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4 quilted wall hangings:
1. A fantastical dragon with a sunsettish sky behind it, its fire exhalations blown back over its head in the wind and its claws digging into a pile of rocks.
2. Several highly realistic cows in a field, one eating, one's head up but not visible, and the third lowing at the fourth wall, surrounded by a heart-shaped border of elaborately quilted flowers.
3. A zebra mid-gallop, behind layers of tall grasses that are, somehow, also a sky field with stars on a base of clouds.
4. Two cats on a windowsill deep enough to curl up on, one orange, and one grey with white mittens. Outside the window is a rich, dense flower garden, and behind that a neighbor's house where a tuxedo cat is looking at the foreground. Ellie used a panel of clear plastic for the window panel, which is shown in the up position.
Ellie Fernald was among my strongest influences as a child. She was in a performance troupe (music and vaudeville-style comedy) with my dad when I was in grade school, her house was a riot of fabulous art (both hers and others), and she had an inspirational collection of gorgeously illustrated children's books. I thought of her as a potter for the most part, because her entire basement was a pottery studio, but she was also an expert quilter and painter, and she explored many forms over her lifetime.

These are some wall hangings that have ended up in my dad's house, and my sister, Erin, and I are undertaking some restoration work on them — cleaning them, repairing some places where stitching has come undone, and in a couple of cases removing and repairing internal wooden frames that have broken. It's going to be a lot of work! But I'm excited to spend some time with these beautiful pieces, enjoying her painting and quilting brilliance.

A little bio sketch of Ellie : https://publicforms.whitworth.edu/art...

(So tempted to add this to the "Wonder Woman" shp :D)
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ba pro Yesterday
Amazing!
m3moellering 20 hours ago
I love it!
artwells

Endcap kinda working

Shelves of beans with a game called "fart bingo"
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Shelves of beans with a game called "fart bingo"
A neighborhood grocery store now owned by venture capital but has made peace with the union. It's complicated but tiny bits of humanity squeeze through.
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Davezilla pro 20 hours ago
Product placement is key
csilverman

the basement

An irregularly shaped underground chamber, enclosed by gray concrete. A dark industrial doorway is built into a blue-gray wall, surrounded by thick green pipes. A fluorescent green-white light hangs above the door, which sits on a small rusty metal platform with cross-braced supports. Below, the chamber is partially flooded. To the right, shelves built into the wall support a rusty greenish cabinet with vents, and a brown box with an orange question mark on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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An irregularly shaped underground chamber, enclosed by gray concrete. A dark industrial doorway is built into a blue-gray wall, surrounded by thick green pipes. A fluorescent green-white light hangs above the door, which sits on a small rusty metal platform with cross-braced supports. Below, the chamber is partially flooded. To the right, shelves built into the wall support a rusty greenish cabinet with vents, and a brown box with an orange question mark on it. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
I remember that level of Portal 2. Quite the ride.
O_C

Learn a book.

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Cecily Strong as the Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party, her reoccurring Saturday Night Live Weekend Update character. She is wearing a pink dress, holding a blue purse/handbag, waving her left pointer finger in the air, and saying "Learn a book."
source: https://www.reddit.com/media...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
But, it's look at a book. AI can't read lips.
waldopepper pro Yesterday
Instruction to AI. Then destroy it after?
jive_t

w8, whuuut?

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samh pro Yesterday
My eyes are up here.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Really grinds my gears
otaman pro Yesterday
This guy plays dirty hockey
jessamyn pro Yesterday
o_O
WikiAdam Yesterday
That you, Elvis?
joost Yesterday
@jessamyn ++
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robotmachine

 

<image of a cat laying down with a tear styled to look like a tarot card called “The Fool”; the image has a play button overlay though it is not a video>
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<image of a cat laying down with a tear styled to look like a tarot card called “The Fool”; the image has a play button overlay though it is not a video>
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ckoerner Yesterday
ಠ_ಠ
jessamyn pro Yesterday
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
* angry hissing *
m3moellering 21 hours ago
What the cheese ball?!?!
bencmeissner pro 20 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
::table flip::
bjrn pro 17 hours ago
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artwells

adulthood

merrygoround with a sign reading "This ride only tops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency."
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merrygoround with a sign reading "This ride only tops in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency."
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
These are the same signs you see just before being born, and, coincidentally, also before learning to read.
dapete 2 days ago
Pretty sure this is Happy Hallow in the Silly Con Valley
m3moellering

Do y’all have a favourite piece of junk?

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This 10cm diameter by half a cm thick piece of cardboard came in the packaging for a new teapot. And while we recycle like the apocalypse is coming, I had to keep this bit. I use it as a coaster as evidenced by the stains.
#DepressionEraParents
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jhamill pro 10 hours ago
Excellent use of packaging.
dogwelder

ₑLVᶦˢ

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samh pro Yesterday
Velvet painters be like, "you don't think I can paint? Hold ma' beer and watch this."
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
o_O
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Down at the end of Lonely Street
At HEEYYYYY YOU GUUYYYYYS
hertz pro Yesterday
Elvis Palsy
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado hahahah
ardgedee pro Yesterday
You've seen skinny Elvis and fat Elvis, now the rarely-seen post-stroke Elvis.
spingo pro Yesterday
with
SHANNEN DOHERTY
as
ELVIS
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ian_crowther

"I've done the best I could with my life."

"This book is dedicated to Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957, a decade before physicians in England could legally performa an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year old American on he way to India.

Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fate, he said, 'You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life.'

Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:

I've done the best I could with my life.

This book is for you."
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"This book is dedicated to Dr. John Sharpe of London, who in 1957, a decade before physicians in England could legally performa an abortion for any reason other than the health of the woman, took the considerable risk of referring for an abortion a twenty-two-year old American on he way to India.

Knowing only that she had broken an engagement at home to seek an unknown fate, he said, 'You must promise me two things. First, you will not tell anyone my name. Second, you will do what you want to do with your life.'

Dear Dr. Sharpe, I believe you, who knew the law was unjust, would not mind if I say this so long after your death:

I've done the best I could with my life.

This book is for you."
Dedication from Gloria Steinem's 2015 book My Life on the Road.

source: https://www.threads.com/@charlot...
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y95 3 days ago
why is she telling us his name?!
scruss pro 3 days ago
@y95 because he is long deceased
mare pro 3 days ago
There must be something in the air.
Davezilla

So the drive home today was fun…

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(Not my photo, but from the same storm). There were five areas in the Metro-Detroit area reporting funnel clouds and tornados this afternoon. My daughters go to a school that is a 40 minute drive. We got caught in the worst of the storm and had to take shelter in a gas station for 20 minutes until it passed.
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ardgedee pro 3 days ago
Buddy of mine in Ann Arbor texted to say that the rain was falling sideways and it sounds like a chunk of Washtenaw Cty is in the dark right now.
ufez pro 3 days ago
Woof. Glad you all made it home safely.
jpoulos pro 3 days ago
We're all so fckd.
urlnotfound pro 3 days ago
It's not global warming.
*Sticks head in sand*
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dad

Credible

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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Three-panel comic of a bald man (Joe Rogan) interviewing a cat at a podcast microphone; the hungry cat claims never being fed while beside an open can, the host says "Wow".
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Argie

Best-Kept Boy in the World

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The very interesting, but short, life of Denham Fouts

Truman Capote once joked that if Denham Fouts had accepted Adolf Hitler's advances, the Second World War might never have happened. It's the kind of outrageous claim that sums up Fouts perfectly: a man who left behind almost nothing of his own making, and yet somehow ended up at the centre of some of the twentieth century's most extraordinary company.

He never published a novel, painted a canvas or held a job for more than a few months. Instead, he became a muse to Capote, Christopher Isherwood and Gore Vidal, was kept in turn by a German baron, a Greek prince and a British lord, and briefly had a real Picasso hanging in his own apartment.

He died broke, addicted and largely forgotten, at 34.

Longer story here https://www.utterlyinteresting.com/post...
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shitleopard Yesterday
#DATHAIR
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Wow, what an interesting article.
O_C

Café, Paris, 1959. Saul Leiter. Chromogenic print.

Photograph of a woman sitting at an outdoor cafe table. She is writing on a notepad. A copy of a newspaper, a cup of coffee and a coffee pot (?) sit on the table.
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Photograph of a woman sitting at an outdoor cafe table. She is writing on a notepad. A copy of a newspaper, a cup of coffee and a coffee pot (?) sit on the table.
source: https://kafkasapartment.tumblr.com/post...
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dogwelder

OR... THE MYSTERY LADY

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jessamyn pro Yesterday
Nightmare fuel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
poorusher Yesterday
Love
dogwelder

What did you do, Wendie Jo Sperber???

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cristin

my response to the canned 1password email I got

email responding to someone who called themselves Alex at 1password. email reads as follows:

Hi "Alex"

considering your canned response says nothing and mirrors exactly what you've said in other places, you can now regard me as an ex-customer.

fuck your racist software.

fuck your founder for trying to normalize giving money to racists/ people who want to ethnically cleanse Europe.

fuck your ceo for trying to separate giving money to omarchy from giving money to dhh. your donation is an endorsement of his conduct.

and fuck you, personally, for responding with this claptrap and refusing to give your last name.
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email responding to someone who called themselves Alex at 1password. email reads as follows:

Hi "Alex"

considering your canned response says nothing and mirrors exactly what you've said in other places, you can now regard me as an ex-customer.

fuck your racist software.

fuck your founder for trying to normalize giving money to racists/ people who want to ethnically cleanse Europe.

fuck your ceo for trying to separate giving money to omarchy from giving money to dhh. your donation is an endorsement of his conduct.

and fuck you, personally, for responding with this claptrap and refusing to give your last name.
I have no time for racist software


source: https://mastodon.social/@rocketd...

for those curious, I use a combo of apple passwords and ProtonPass that comes with my proton subscription
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I’ve used 1Password for years, but moved off and cancelled it this week. I hate that our tech choices are dwindling to the lesser of multiple evils.
danelectro pro 2 days ago
Bitwarden
dphiffer pro 2 days ago
For the CLI nerds: https://www.passwordstore.org/
CaptainMarvel pro 2 days ago
I quit it a long time ago because it kept getting more expensive. Bitwarden has been a good solution for me and works across all my devices.
CaptainMarvel pro 2 days ago
Also, I should say, f*** DHH.
cristin pro Yesterday
@CaptainMarvel exactly. and anything he is involved with, and anyone who sponsors him
vosechu pro Yesterday
Fuuuuuu. I love 1Password. Damnit.
vosechu pro Yesterday
Proton does the same apparently? I haven’t researched this so it could be garbage: https://mastodon.social/@chartie...
cristin pro Yesterday
@vosechu proton says it was poorly done and apologized. which is more than you'll get from the fucks at 1P

https://www.reddit.com/r...
vosechu pro 14 hours ago
@cristin thanks! I’m going to try to send a note through my fortune 500’s company to see if the pullout of a million dollar contract will wake them up.
waa pro 14 hours ago
Bought the app for the first time in... 2008? Totally relied on it until recently. I was about to get the subscription, but alas.
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jmck

Linux networking tools

a hand-drawn chart of linux tools such as ping, curl, wget, whois, etc, with very terse descriptions
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a hand-drawn chart of linux tools such as ping, curl, wget, whois, etc, with very terse descriptions
source: https://wizardzines.com
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bezt pro 2 days ago
yay b0rk!
bezt pro 2 days ago
https://mltshp.com/search...
hertz pro Yesterday
@bezt wonderful!
me3dia

RIP Gloria Steinem

Black and white photo of Gloria Steinem, overlaid with a quote: '"People are always asking me, 'Who will you pass the torch to?' The question makes me angry. There is no one torch—there are many torches—and I'm using my torch to light other torches." 
Gloria Steinem 1934-2026
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Black and white photo of Gloria Steinem, overlaid with a quote: '"People are always asking me, 'Who will you pass the torch to?' The question makes me angry. There is no one torch—there are many torches—and I'm using my torch to light other torches."
Gloria Steinem 1934-2026
"There is no one torch—there are many torches—and I'm using my torch to light other torches."


source: funruqbk
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