Caddyshacks gopher dancing

woman standing in a crowd using a typewriter on a pedestal

A non-plussed brown dog lies upon a couch with a haphazardly placed sauna hat stop it's head.

Photo of a model's bottom half; she's wearing leggings that are printed to look like shiny metal armor.

Wood laminate and wet leaves

Photo of the rear window of a red SUV. The window has a sticker that says "I [heart] to fart". It is a sunny day.

Middle-aged doofus wearing a brown corduroy jacket with St. Paul across the chest in large navy blue block letters. The collar, cuffs, and bottom hem are all edged in a red/blue striped knit.

a four panel comic strip, depicting a young male presenting person talking to the camera.

in frame one, he says "lately, menswear afficionados [sic] have been embracing a playfully sleazy, "slutty" style. mustaches are back in a big way!"

in frame two, he now sports a curly mullet and a mustache, saying "thanks to tiktok influencers, mini mullets are now de rigeur as well. bonus points if it's got some curl to it!"

in frame three, he is putting on a pair of aviator frame eyeglasses with his right hand and a hawaiian shirt with his left, saying "small, tasteful glasses are SO 2019 - go BIG or go home with a vintage-inspired pair that really frame your face."

in the fourth frame, he buttons up his shirt while looking into a mirror, saying "i like to top it all off with a subttly patterned shirt and - ah SHIT, we all look like WEIRD AL now."

album art for OLHAVA's 2026 album "Memorial":

heavily-inked lines give a sense of aged texture, with a deep blue-black filling most of the frame.

a forest of tall, mostly-barren trees fill the dark frame, but in the lower center a small splash of yellow light emanates from a single window of a small cottage.

A deep blue quilt with an embroidered penguin on it and the words HANDS OFF. Many of the things the creator would like hands off of are embroidered into the quilt with the same color thread, so it can be hard to see the words but they include things like libraries and science and vote and parks.

this was the origianl alt text: "Photo by Alf Lokkertsen | The Present Psychologist in Amsterdam, Netherlands."

I need to do better

Inside of a cup, with these words: THIS TOO SHALL PASS
BUT FUCKING HELL

Ink and watercolour illustration of a calico cat wearing a medieval headpiece

Four space aliens in full body suits and helmets attempting to impress a young woman by saying "Do you realize Earth is helpless against our superior weapons?" She's not having any of their bullshit and replies "Please go away . . . I'm reading."

A displeased woman stands with crossed arms beside a dinosaur in a USA hockey jersey. The text: "Not Pounded by This T-Rex on the USA Men's Hockey Team Because It Turns Out He's a Maga Dork" is at the top.

A photo of the USS Patoka, the tallest ship in the Navy for a number of years due to the mast at the rear that dirgible airships could dock to be towed around.

The digible the Shenandoah is shown docked to the mast.

Photo of bridge in Texas that rises 20-stories with a very steep incline. The guardrails on the sides appear to be very minimal and would not keep a car from going over the edge.

Back of a brown corduroy jacket showing a blue and white logo for the St. Paul Saints baseball team on the sleeve, and a large red, yellow, and blue logo for the city of Saint Paul, which includes a log cabin, cathedral dome and a winged wheel on a shield with blue star at the top.

A blue cargo bike with a pizza strapped to the front basket.

A paper form in the style of typical government form. The Form of Longing (Form WNT-1S), a seven-step process for naming, identifying, and processing your want, craving, or desire. Presented as part of the Department of Emotional Labor (2019, returning 2026).