the 2001 Sony Vaio PCG-GT3, which appears to be a laptop that's also a camcorder that's also a personal digital assistant

Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."

Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"

A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.

The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"

Meme of two burley arms doing a tough guy handshake. Likely inspired from the film Predator.

One arm is labelled "two-toed sloths" and the other is labelled "me".
The handshake is labelled "have 8 white claws & sleep in a tree"

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked What's wrong?
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well You can talk?
"Yes," said the well. "Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so could serve as a guardian to the townspeople."
"Alas," said the young woman. "I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother's death."
"Do not be afraid," said the well. "I will take care of this."
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch's daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge

Manhole cover with "teleport" written on it

screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"

Image from TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr

Yard sign reading:
"IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
WE DIE ALONE
WE DIE AFRAID
WE LIVE IN TERROR
WE'RE NAKED AND ALONE
AND THE GRAVE IS THE LONELIEST PLACE"

A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.

Phone keypad and a speaker form a relatively early phone phreaking device

Screenshot from Tumblr.

parakeet: You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

bearthethirdwheel: Please, how do you know this?

parakeet: quicksand does not have any hands

frankensteins-mt-dew: <image from The Princess Bride of Inigo Montoya giving a death glare to Wesley>

Audio track of The Pink Panther Theme, a classic 1960s jazz-inflected big band number. Slow-paced and slinky, mostly soft-pedaled with dramatic punches. If you were going to try to portray in music what it's like to sneak like a glamorous diamond thief through a heavily-guarded mansion, this is exactly what it would sound like.

A Gahan Wilson cartoon. Two men are seated at an office desk, one (behind the desk) cheerfully saying (to the other, a man in a pinstriped suit with glasses and a briefcase), "Yes, Miller, I'm sparing no expense in bringing our equipment here at Acme up to date." Behind Miller, a robot in a pinstriped suit, with bulbous eyes resembling Miller's glasses and carrying an identical briefcase, has opened the door and stepped into the office.

A photo of me, wearing headphones, in preparation for a video interview. In the background is the Norwegian forest I was sitting in for the call.

cat on a front stoop next to pink flowers

Night shot of the exterior of a mid-century building. The corner visible has floor to ceiling windows through which one can see an empty room, illuminated by two banks of fluoreescent lights. The floor is bare, the back wall is pale green brick. There is a door at the back with plywood where the panes of glass would be. Over the door is an unlit EXIT sign. Outside the building the light illuminates the grass and driveway.

Facing Victoria BC to the southwest

Illustration: a young woman in black lace evening dress looks furtively over her shoulder as she pours substance from a tiny white vial into a martini glass

A white wall covered in framed photographs. There is a narrow counter-height table in front of the wall with a line of stools under it.

Two images of a whale's eye