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artwells

sup

Me in sunglasses
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Me in sunglasses
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jpoulos pro 10 hours ago
Clearly you are doing everything right. 🫡
m3moellering 10 hours ago
Aqui no mas.
dad 9 hours ago
Always gets the replay, never seen him fall
spingo pro 9 hours ago
😍
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
DAING.
cristin pro 7 hours ago
nice glasses. wherelight?
artwells pro 7 hours ago
@cristin free box. I was going to take of the limbs and bridge, and.make them into clip.ons,.but I don't think.they are worth it. I'm just going to let the family have them for fun
m3moellering 2 minutes ago
Beeteedubs, Elton would be proud.
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wjcstp

welcome home, nerds

Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean
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Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean
Successful splashdown for Artemis II
12 hours ago
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Argie pro 10 hours ago
Okay I've got my chimp suit on, everyone else?
roue 9 hours ago
uh oh, space hemorrhoids.
otaman

every time

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heyitsal pro 18 hours ago
Beetlemoses is coincidentally in Austin, TX this weekend for https://staple-austin.org/ guessing he thought of this trying to leave the airport earlier.
david_adams 7 hours ago
I have a worse problem. I drive a right hand drive van in the USA.
robritz

HRMFMFPHHGRFLFRMPH?

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Translation: Can we get ice cream later?

My daughter working on blowing up a floaty.
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n0wak

Simulacra and Simulation

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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23 hours ago
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Argie pro 22 hours ago
Aligators all the way down
poorusher 22 hours ago
PHWOAR
bezt pro 22 hours ago
That's not a croc, _this_ is a croc.
bezt pro 22 hours ago
@bezt However, this is probably ML generated, and it's simulacra all the way down - the legs on the furniture in the background don't quite make sense. AI-ligator, not alligator. This does seem to have happened in 2019, though on a smaller scale. https://www.clickorlando.com/news...
samh pro 20 hours ago
Nothing about that patio furniture looks out of the ordinary to me. Not saying this isn't generated but it looks very much like an unkempt AirBnB would look after a big storm to me.
otaman pro 19 hours ago
Lars and the Real Girl
ian_crowther pro 14 hours ago
Ideas about the thing and the thing itself
cristin pro 7 hours ago
this one is 100% simulacra, the real one has a different gator, different pool https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news...
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otaman

hot dog flag

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https://bsky.app/profile...
19 hours ago
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MackReed pro 19 hours ago
*saluting*
dreyfusslugado 18 hours ago
Could also be interpreted as a beef & mustard sandwich flag.
cristin pro 7 hours ago
Montreal Smoked Meat flag
Argie

I'mah need a minute

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The Space Shuttle riding atop NASA's modified 747 Shuttle Carrier Aircraft, while the Concorde slices across the sky in the background, 1983.
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m3moellering 4 minutes ago
That’s some 💩
joffaboy

Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran

Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
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Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
'The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611), featuring a mesmerising array of geometrical tessellations and radial designs. The patterns are meticulously planned, with each tile cut to fit into the celestial design.'

https://www.threads.com/@bilalcy...
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scruss pro Yesterday
Please tell me those fuckers haven't bombed this
shfitz pro Yesterday
I was fortunate enough to visit Iran in 2015. The architecture and mosques of Isfahan were an absolute highlight. I'll dig up some photos to share, it's a spectacular place.
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
This mosque is very high on my list of places to visit, and each year it gets less and less likely I will be able to...
dreyfusslugado 23 hours ago
Tardigrade-esque
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y95

All year long

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Seventh grade, South Tahoe Intermediate School. The first year of buffet style lunches and every day I would get french fries, chocolate milk, and an ice cream sandwich.

https://bsky.app/profile...
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urlnotfound pro 20 hours ago
Blue Bell makes ice cream sandwiches that are very good.
dreyfusslugado 20 hours ago
Man it's been years since I had an ice cream sandwich. I miss how the chocolate part would stick to my teeth.
idogcow 20 hours ago
Used to lick the sides until it was concave so when you finally bit down, the vanilla didn't go everywhere. Man, that chocolate part never came off your fingers though, did it?
otaman pro 19 hours ago
Full disclosure: I have a box of 24 of these in the chest freezer in the basement.
BennyTheIcepick pro 19 hours ago
In middle school I had a chocolate milkshake with lunch every single day. It was glorious
shitleopard 19 hours ago
REMOVE ONE COOKIE EDGE FROM TWO SANDWICHES AND MAKE 'EM A DOUBLE STUFF. ALSO THE GREEN MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP C'EST TROIS MAGNIFIQUE!
drurystephanie 19 hours ago
My favorite food
Lockjaw pro 17 hours ago
7-11 used to have an ice cream sandwich dipped in chocolate. The mint chocolate chip ones were *chef's kiss*.
Argie pro 10 hours ago
Here they made the choclate biscuit/cookie vanilla and it cast a dark veil of sadness across the land.

Look at this monstrosity (NSFL for connoisseurs)

https://www.peters.com.au/products...
cristin pro 7 hours ago
@Argie that is horrible!
Argie pro 5 hours ago
@cristin yep, and no explaination, just one day it was chocolate, the next day and ever since it was cardboard. I think I read somewhere that the change happened when Nestle or a company owned by Nestle bought Peters. Colour me shocked that Nestle would ever do anything so cruel /s
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n0wak

Ruined

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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
for others squinting at the URL at the bottom of the frame:
https://tinyview.com/mrlovens...
nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
(and the "secret panel" is at https://tinyview.com/mrlovens... )
scruss

from "The Big Snit"

a cartoon image of an old colour TV screen, with the badly-drawn title card of a show "Sawing for Teens"
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a cartoon image of an old colour TV screen, with the badly-drawn title card of a show "Sawing for Teens"
source: https://www.nfb.ca/film...
11 hours ago
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cristin pro 7 hours ago
such a good film
dogwelder pro 6 hours ago
STOP SHAKING YOUR EYES
artwells

 

[satirical statement from george costanza] 

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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[satirical statement from george costanza]

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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cristin

himbs a chomk unit

black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
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black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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otaman pro Yesterday
Classic
scruss pro Yesterday
The second original absolute unit.the original being "Big Dave" Morgan-Hewitt
LocalStain

👋🏼

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joffaboy

Snowy Owl in pastels

A white owl flying above snow,
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A white owl flying above snow,
Photo by Chi Shiyong
A snowy owl glides over the snow-blanketed grasslands at Hadatu Ranch on a cold day in Hulunbuir, Inner Mongolia, China

Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
23 hours ago
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bubbalumpkis pro 21 hours ago
This is how owls looked in the '80s
otaman pro 19 hours ago
@bubbalumpkis +++
My first thought too
Lockjaw pro 17 hours ago
*Rush intensifies*
O_C

the world is yours

Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
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Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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LocalStain

/theydidthemath

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2 days ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
No salespeople will call.
nikkuneko

the correct way to photograph live shows

low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
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low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
taking photos of people taking photos should not amuse me as much as it does

owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
(per: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNSA )
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
added to flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
I love this so much
robritz Yesterday
i love doing this. i'm considering doing a photo book of just photos of other people's photos the moment they're being taken.
urlnotfound pro 23 hours ago
I love taking photos of people taking photos.
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
i'm glad it's not just me!
me3dia pro 22 hours ago
I was at a show in a small venue this winter, and one of the groups had set up a videocamera to film their set. I took a photo of the display, with the band blurry beyond it, and afterward three or four other audience members did the same thing. The first one actually told me it was a great idea.
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MackReed

never mind

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artwells pro Yesterday
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an IUD in the knee"
ralfonso pro Yesterday
i mean they _are_ poky
tweedlydo pro 22 hours ago
i mean, i deserve a purple heart for my IUD. that suuuuuuucked.
mkerbaj

Awaiting Seat Assignments

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m3moellering Yesterday
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I scared the dogs laughing!!
roonie pro Yesterday
Up in first class.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
They're going to be waiting until next Tuesday
joffaboy

So did I, @tufpraise

Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song

Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image

Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
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Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song

Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image

Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
https://www.tumblr.com/crap-use...
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bezt pro Yesterday
No excuse needed. https://mltshp.com/p/1RK3X
minimumsafedistance 23 hours ago
#NutellaFactory
joffaboy pro 23 hours ago
@bezt Ah, good to find the OG
me3dia

PSA

Still from a television public service announcement. A young Bruce Willis appears a bit haggard with the phrase "Don't Do Drugs." below him.
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Still from a television public service announcement. A young Bruce Willis appears a bit haggard with the phrase "Don't Do Drugs." below him.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/oldshowb...
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urlnotfound pro 20 hours ago
... without bringing enough to share.
samh pro 20 hours ago
Don't just DO drugs. BE drugs.
heyitsal

Adopt Miss Bunny Snickerdoodle!

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AKA: SNICKERS
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
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ba pro Yesterday
kyoot!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
darling!
poorusher Yesterday
I'm melting
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Introspective petunia loving pup, what kind is she?
heyitsal pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Her mom is a Rat Terrier-ish dog - that's about all we know. Hard to tell about what else is involved. She'll stay pretty small though.
heyitsal pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 For size reference, she is standing in a flower pot :)
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gwint

Children at Puppet Theater, Paris

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1963
Alfred Eisenstaedt
via https://onlineonly.christies.com/s...
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csilverman

armor

A person seen in profile. Or something that resembles a person, anyway: perfectly smooth head; hard, straight nose; unsettling smile; and glowing green round spectacles. The person is purple, and looks they are made from metal. The outlines of a few rectangular panels are visible. In addition to the bright blue sky around them, they are slightly illuminated from the rear by a reddish light. Perched on top of their head is a white bird, tiny by comparison, with a few more birds in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A person seen in profile. Or something that resembles a person, anyway: perfectly smooth head; hard, straight nose; unsettling smile; and glowing green round spectacles. The person is purple, and looks they are made from metal. The outlines of a few rectangular panels are visible. In addition to the bright blue sky around them, they are slightly illuminated from the rear by a reddish light. Perched on top of their head is a white bird, tiny by comparison, with a few more birds in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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m3moellering 10 hours ago
That one is hella creepy.
gwint

The Time Being

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Is he holding Wink Martindale captive?
idogcow Yesterday
[Pulls out Sonic] "Allons-y!"
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
I think about a version of this joke all the time, and then I don't do anything with it because it's usually bad.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
The Time Being is up there with The Gecko.
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y95

 

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I can just barely remember this on the outskirts of my mind. I wonder if this is where my love for sorting came from.
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Those came in periodic packets in the mail, yeah? This is unlocking some core memories for sure
roue Yesterday
Illustrated Wildlife Treasury cards from the 70s. I remember these too. We're all old.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I might still have mine in the house somewhere, I loved reading those things when I was a kid
ba pro Yesterday
YES!

Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
hmm Yesterday
@ba, Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker II
cb pro Yesterday
Oh wow haven’t thought of these in a minute 🦦
me3dia pro 22 hours ago
Oh wow, I think we got these for awhile! No idea what happened to them.
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y95

As found

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I swear
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nikkuneko pro 20 hours ago
"this is me now"
idogcow 20 hours ago
Moisturize me!
dreyfusslugado 20 hours ago
Novelty glasses with liquid inside the lenses? Also, @idogcow ++
cristin pro 7 hours ago
@idogcow +++++ ROFL
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Lockjaw

Q: Are We Not Men?

Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
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Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
It only took me 45 years to finally get my ass to see these guys, and it was so worth it! I've been a fan since high school, but have never been able to line my schedule up with theirs. Oh, and I even got a smiley face bouncy ball from Booji Boy!
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Fantastik Yesterday
I'm going in June. It will be my first time also.
tweedlydo pro 22 hours ago
they fucking brought it
Lockjaw pro 17 hours ago
@Fantastik Enjoy! And get as close to the stage as possible. They were tossing out the shredded pieces of their yellow jumpsuits. Missed a chunk by that >< much.
Lockjaw pro 17 hours ago
@tweedlydo For a bunch of dudes in their late 70s, they sure did!
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LocalStain

Gil Scott Heron Was Right.

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source: https://old.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
I hear tbey are selling off our national art collection, which is housed in public buildings, they are also selling off.
idogcow 2 days ago
How much can a new forrest cost Michael, $5?
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
don’t forget the fucking ballroom
dapete Yesterday
Is it for fucking now? OH SHIT! That's gonna be grossAF!
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