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me3dia

move on to 48

screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
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screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


source: forwnbaok
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cottenwess 17 minutes ago
this is how pervasive he's become
3rdparty

blessed

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https://www.instagram.com/p...
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waa

Germaine Greer & Vivian Stanshall, 1969

Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
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Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing for the cover of OZ magazine 19, 1969. The photography accompanied an essay called 'Oz talks to DR G - the only groupie with a Ph.D in captivity'.
Source: https://library.unimelb.edu.au/asc...
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joost 2 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
waa pro 36 minutes ago
@joost I grew up on the Bonzos (the perks of having a brother who is ten years older), but I wonder if anybody here knows them.
Argie

Postcard From Japan

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Arrived today. A watercolour by Polish artist Mateusz Urbanowicz https://mateuszurbanowicz.com/, who lives in Tokyo with his wife, Japanese comic artist Kana https://kanaurbanowicz.com/

A new fav postcard. I just need to get the vintage stamps off the card without damaging it, wish me luck
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poorusher

Bound was a success

A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
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A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
Or a failure depending on how you look at it.

https://boundartbookfair.co.uk/
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joost 6 hours ago
A skull with a fez?
:-)
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
@joost Ain't never gonna die it without the fez on.
Lockjaw

AW YISS!

The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
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The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
A MLTSHP Incoming Android app? Yes please! Thank you to all who worked on this! 👏🙏👏
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samh pro 2 hours ago
Oh my!
0y3ahSansAcut3 43 minutes ago
But, what does it mean?
joffaboy

Big of Ewe, Goulburn NSW

A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
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A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
( I know, it's not a ewe...)
About 15 metres tall is this symbol of Aussie rural industry.
Pixel 11, no edits
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Argie pro 9 hours ago
The big rooster poking its beak in there as well I see 😏
not_copinghagen 7 hours ago
We're going to need to get some measurements from his counterpart in Wagin to see who's boss.
bezt pro 5 hours ago
Hey, Rambo!
m3moellering 5 hours ago
I read recently that Aussie lamb prices were skyrocketing because many farmers had reduced or eliminated herds due to a national trend towards chicken. A friend in Toowoomba said “Everything’s fucked” and I agreed.
bezt pro 5 hours ago
@not_copinghagen Rambo has about 6m on Wagin’s Baart. Rambo was built as a structure you can go inside, while Baart is a statue you can walk under, which means Baart wins at least one measuring competition. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places...
bezt pro 5 hours ago
Rambo looking a little less crowded: https://mltshp.com/p/1ODOT
0y3ahSansAcut3 40 minutes ago
Thank ewe!
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Lockjaw

That's My Kiddo!

My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
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samh pro 2 days ago
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
Sailormom pro Yesterday
I love this so much.
m3moellering Yesterday
The absolute best costume! And what an electric personality she must have!
ftrain pro Yesterday
This rules!
shitleopard Yesterday
EAT SHIT, CANCER!
semillama pro Yesterday
Living like an Addams is the way to go in any situation.
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ufez

Lee Bains III

Singer-songwriter Lee Bains performing solo at The Sinkhole in St. Louis
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Singer-songwriter Lee Bains performing solo at The Sinkhole in St. Louis
Went and saw former Dexateen and sometimes leader of The Glory Fires Lee Bains perform a solo show last night. Among other things, it served as a refreshing counter-punch to all of the Midterm Election bullshit (and just outright lies) being flung around the country right now.

Thanks to a slightly small Sunday night crowd, I got to chat with him a bit both before and after his set and, dang, what an incredibly kind man. I was introduced to The Dexateens back in 2010ish by a mutual acquaintance that lived in Lee's hometown of Birmingham, AL (some of you all probably know the name BitterOldPunk). Lee not only remembered Jon, but he was quite stoked to learn that I'll be sending a copy of his recently published book of poems up to Jon's new(ish) home in British Columbia.

Great night, great dude. If you've never heard of him, he put out a new solo live album ("Free South 2025") earlier this year, or for more a full-on experience, the Glory Fires "Live at the Nick" is an absolute ripper.

https://www.thegloryfires.com/
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snowbow

Jennifer Xiao

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/jxiaoo
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 4 hours ago
Fun fact: You could work harder than anyone has ever worked every day for the rest of your life and still earn less money than a guy who got lucky one time.
csilverman

party's over

A tall, craggy, spooky house stands silhouetted against a pink dawn sky. All the windows are dark. In the uppermost attic window, a ghost is visible, staring out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A tall, craggy, spooky house stands silhouetted against a pink dawn sky. All the windows are dark. In the uppermost attic window, a ghost is visible, staring out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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ardgedee

Model 500 - NO UFO'S

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Audio of the "No UFO's" single. Six and a half minutes of sequenced electronic beats and simple synthesized melody which somehow manages to swing despite how rigidly mechanical it is.
#RIP Juan Atkins, who invented techno. The whole genre.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music...

There was a 30 year run where Detroit was a whirlwind of musical invention, starting in the 60s and peaking with its signature EDM. (There was also the noise scene in the mid-90s but, aside from Wolf Eyes and arguably Andrew WK, it was too underground to be world-changing the way Motown or The Stooges or Detroit Techno was.)
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
To paraphrase, to live in ears that listen is not to die.
deletism

Happy Halloween!

Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
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Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
This is me as a raincloud, ready to set out Trick or Treating with my boy and his friends
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MackReed pro Yesterday
That’s neat!
MackReed

heidi klum’s halloween costume ‘26

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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woman dressed as an enormous, severed hand walking on its two middle fingers, its gory, gashed stump on top
NSFW - simulated gore

source: https://www.vanityfair.com/story...
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waldopepper pro 6 hours ago
That's my exact fetish!
thelonius 4 hours ago
It insists upon itself.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 4 hours ago
I gotta hand it to her
waa pro 3 hours ago
She never fails to deliver
caitlinburke pro 54 minutes ago
She just might be my favorite part of Halloween. I can't get over how freaky it looks when she looks around, too!
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jaymayday

perfect plant

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jaymayday

my 2nd most precious possession

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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
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joost 3 days ago
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
spingo pro 2 days ago
<3
m3moellering 2 days ago
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
vosechu pro 2 days ago
That’s beautiful!

I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
jaymayday Yesterday
@vosechu : thanks for sharing that!
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O_C

WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!

Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
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Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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drurystephanie Yesterday
Oh Mr. Weatherbee
caitlinburke pro 53 minutes ago
I lived in the Haight for, like, 18 years. Can confirm.
hertz

For pity's sake

Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
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Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
😭😭😭
snowbow

Happy Halloween, mltshp!

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From Sarah Andersen’s Cryptid Club
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ba

Business Hotdog Sticker

Photo of 3 die cut stickers of a hotdog with a smiley face and tie drawn on with mustard on a white background
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Photo of 3 die cut stickers of a hotdog with a smiley face and tie drawn on with mustard on a white background
source: https://mangotown.shop/products...
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
A Chicago dog with no relish? Scandalous!
snowbow

Jennifer Xiao

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/jxiaoo
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gormat

Moderately spooky pie

A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
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A pie with a jack-o'-lantern type face carved into the top.
It didn't achieve the bubbly-goop-eyes I've seen elsewhere, but still tasted good.
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snowbow Yesterday
Crikey
deletism 19 hours ago
That IS moderately spooky!
hassebasse 13 hours ago
Why do I want to listen to Tonight, Tonight?
scruss

Busted nixies

with the wreckage of an electronic circuit board behind them, two Nixie (numerical) tubes with smashed glass envelopes sit at an angle. The grids and number wires (6, 7, 8) are open to the air and very clear in all their extremely fine tracery.
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with the wreckage of an electronic circuit board behind them, two Nixie (numerical) tubes with smashed glass envelopes sit at an angle. The grids and number wires (6, 7, 8) are open to the air and very clear in all their extremely fine tracery.
Helped clear out the home of a late friend who was an early microcomputer nerd. I knew he had a lot of stuff, but I hadn't realized he'd gone complete hoarder. This broken desktop calculator PCB was salvaged from his former basement workshop, which had got too full to use.

He was a good man, well loved, and generous to all. It's sad to think he was living in a total mess.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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roonie pro 21 hours ago
It's not the plan but The Mess comes to you anyway.
Not everyone has the strength to resist.
bezt pro 19 hours ago
Thanks for doing the good deed of helping with the cleanup. Life is a fight against entropy, and some folks are on the back foot.
B6FA798A3449 pro 18 hours ago
Going to weed the usb cables this week, on the strength of this post
m3moellering 5 hours ago
@bezt ++
minimumsafedistance 59 minutes ago
trash bags and klonopin to you in your time of lifting.
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dphiffer

fungus

A man grimacing, covered all over his body with shelf fungi.
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A man grimacing, covered all over his body with shelf fungi.
Best costume I saw yesterday.
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bezt pro Yesterday
Seems like a fun guy
m3moellering 22 hours ago
@bezt +++++
poorusher 22 hours ago
This is amorel
roonie pro 20 hours ago
Lichen it
0y3ahSansAcut3 19 hours ago
They have just about become a man.
Davezilla pro 15 hours ago
When you’ve taken too many shrooms…
bezt pro 5 hours ago
@Davezilla sometimes the shrooms take you?
otaman pro 4 hours ago
among us
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ufez

Occasional Paiser - Holiday Spirit Edition

A German Shepherd-based mutt sitting in front of a large plastic skeleton emerging from a front lawn. She is looking away in disinterest.
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A German Shepherd-based mutt sitting in front of a large plastic skeleton emerging from a front lawn. She is looking away in disinterest.
She gave him a cursory sniff and then started tracking a squirrel across the street.

0/10 Spoopy factor; try harder next year
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m3moellering

Quelle surprise…

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poorusher 22 hours ago
This absolute banger
https://xkcd.com/221/
thelonius 21 hours ago
nobody picks 1; it does not feel "random" enough
hertz pro 14 hours ago
The "4" people feeling pretty smug right about now
artwells

Gnome chapel doors installed

Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
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Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
Next up: Solar powered lights.
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vosechu pro 2 days ago
These are so amazing! Well done!
jaymayday

grim reaper

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O_C

it's a job of work I tells ya

closeup on a form. the word "OCCUPATION" is visible typed/printed at the top of a ledger under which is signed in blue pen, "Dead"
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closeup on a form. the word "OCCUPATION" is visible typed/printed at the top of a ledger under which is signed in blue pen, "Dead"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/angel-0f...
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Eh. It’s a living.
idogcow 22 hours ago
Died Tryin'
heyitsal

Eddie's Annual Broomstick Champion

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I just won this trophy with a little witch on it, and some money competing with 36 people in an eight ball tournament where we had to use broomsticks instead of cues :)
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spingo pro 2 days ago
Ha! Salute!
m3moellering 2 days ago
That’s kinda cool. The bristles must get in the way!
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
Looking good, champ.
minimumsafedistance 2 days ago
did you chalk the broomsticks?
heyitsal pro 2 days ago
@minimumsafedistance Mostly out of habit, but definitely to fill in the chunks of wood missing from the butt end of the stick.
minimumsafedistance Yesterday
@heyitsal ha, fantastic!
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