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drurystephanie

time to annoy the Trumpers

Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop
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Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop
Finally went to this Christian coffee place in my own merch to distress them. I didn't get a pic inside so this tender treat from the car will have to do.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
You have to say, "I want some fuckin' coffee, no incel or virgin coffee!"
drurystephanie 2 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 haha will report back
MackReed

sunday

comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”
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comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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m3moellering

Some of his earliest works

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No, it’s not Art Wells’. But it could be….pine is much easier to carve.
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artwells pro 2 hours ago
I wish I was that skilled
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Lettuce entertain you...
robotmachine

 

<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
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<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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ardgedee pro 19 hours ago
And then Roadrunner runs into the picture and is last seen closing the door to the bedroom.
neuracnu pro 18 hours ago
😭😭😭 @ardgedee
Sjixxxy

Website

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I miss when websites were ugly and usable. So I redesigned my photography website to have some ugly turn of the century vibes. Check it out. https://www.kpraslowicz.com
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m3moellering Yesterday
2006 vibes, fershure. Could be a Google Site.
poorusher Yesterday
Bookmarking thank you
samh pro 22 hours ago
I've been pleased to receive your new photograph email blogs as of late.
dogwelder pro 21 hours ago
I should redo my page to make it more friendly to modern machines, but make it look like it did when I first made it, right down to the link bar on the right and hard-coded pages for blog entries. Like this:https://web.archive.org/web...
BooBounder 20 hours ago
Usable IS NOT ugly.
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robotmachine

 

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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m3moellering Yesterday
I cannot love this more!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Goddamn
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Took me a minute.
idogcow 22 hours ago
😳 Not until the last line.

I need more G&S, more G&T, or both 🎖️
dogwelder pro 21 hours ago
This has some serious slant rhyme crimes, but I guess that's the point.
rk2z pro 15 hours ago
"adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous" ... wait a minute. Nicely played!
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LocalStain

Written in Blood.

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dad Yesterday
Chalk is the least of it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
idogcow Yesterday
Have we already forgotten the 2007 melamine contamination tragedy?
ardgedee pro Yesterday
We've already exceeded the total number of 2025's measles cases and it's only late July.

And that's keeping in mind those are only the reported cases. People who can't afford or are antagonistic to healthcare are keeping their kids at home and getting advice from Dr. Facebook.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
... or Dr. ChatGPT
ckoerner Yesterday
@ardgedee I asked Lawyer ChatGPT about this and it said it's fine! (Joking)
m3moellering Yesterday
@dad Thank you! This is a personal issue for me and I need to see others who understand.
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heyitsal

So say we all

A beautiful piece of collage artwork created using vintage ephemera and put together digitally. It says Cats Hate Chat GPT
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A beautiful piece of collage artwork created using vintage ephemera and put together digitally. It says Cats Hate Chat GPT
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuckyeah...

Artist link: https://bevacton.com/
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ufez pro 22 hours ago
Chien GPT too!
dogwelder pro 21 hours ago
But they love the TRS-80 Model III!
homerj 19 hours ago
They much prefer Cat-GPT
niicholas 13 hours ago
Les chats détestent le chat gpt
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
@niicholas there ya go
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joffaboy

Fully stoned

Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP
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Fossil of cannabis plant from 12 million years BP
https://www.tumblr.com/redlipst...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Steal this, make t-shirts.
roonie pro 20 hours ago
I can only presume, 12 million years ago, someone's crop got caught in a landslide.
He or she would have been so pissed.
robotmachine

 

Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
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Social media screenshot.

Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
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travis pro 2 days ago
one sip of beer later....
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
@travis I don’t even need the beer.
travis pro Yesterday
@caitlinburke *a slightest breeze occurs*
robotmachine

 

Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"
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Clip art of a young child wearing overhauls pointing at an image of the visible light spectrum.

Image is captioned "Call me Roy G. Biv cause I am visibly on the spectrum"
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robotmachine

 

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">

"^ what artistic growth feels like"
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"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

<image of a fighter pilot in a jet that is in the air. the pilot is reading a book called "So You Want To Be a Pilot">

"^ what artistic growth feels like"
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vosechu pro 22 hours ago
I say this a lot and that’s exactly what I mean. Further proof that computer science is an art, not a science. Or maybe I’m engineering instead of sciencing. Not sure.
LocalStain

🤔

CDN media
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CDN media
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bencmeissner pro 5 hours ago
Unfortunately the right has become expert at the mental gymnastics necessary to fully believe it’s ok for _them_ but not liberals.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
@bencmeissner There are two Obamas.
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 True and I'd vote for Michelle in a heartbeat, but she's said she has no interest in running to office.
me3dia

the new story

screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"
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screenshot of a tumblr post by @jason-derulo: "for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/json-der...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
I love how much I hate this.
spingo pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick *
waldopepper pro Yesterday
:(
artwells

WKRP Cerberus

air-brushy three-headed portrait of Loni Anderson
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air-brushy three-headed portrait of Loni Anderson
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idogcow 22 hours ago
Stupid Sexy Cerberus
ninecormorants 22 hours ago
Why can't I like a comment.
dogwelder pro 21 hours ago
Three Loni Moon
spingo pro 2 hours ago
WKRP in Haaaa-deeeees
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Mr_Encyclopedia

Socrates

The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"
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The four panel Anakin and Padme meme, but with a bust of Socrates put over Anakin's face. In panel 1 he says "The unexamined life is not worth living." In panel 2 Padme is smiling and saying, "But if I examine my life it will definitely be worth living, right?" Panel 3 is a close up of the bust. Panel 4 is Padme looking worried saying, "It'll be worth living, right?"
Source: https://beige.party/@HG...
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artwells

how I work

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ghosty 80's woman talking to a shaking wireframe head on a vitnage computer
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ang pro Yesterday
The data is stored in the shoulder pads.
pk pro 10 hours ago
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
Lockjaw

I'm A Proud Papa

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This is my middle child Tosca. She's running for city council in Pine Island, Minnesota. I'm pretty stoked.

https://toscawohlforcitycouncil2026.com/
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homerj 3 days ago
I know Pine Island! Good luck to Tosca and her campaign!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Good luck in her race!
poorusher 3 days ago
✊️
MackReed pro 3 days ago
You raised her right. 🇺🇸
samh pro 3 days ago
My Mom got her elementary school teaching career started in Pine Island in the 70s. Go get 'em, Tosca!
jpk 3 days ago
Good luck to her! Is she running as anti-data center? It sounds like Google has kicked the hornets nest there
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
So long as she promises to keep Cheesefest running she has my support
m3moellering 3 days ago
Woohoo!!!
Lockjaw pro 3 days ago
@jpk Yes she is!
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notyou

Happy Birthday

A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.
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A wire fox terrier lounges on two stacked orange cushions atop a blue-gray sofa, wearing bright blue and neon green protective boots on all four paws. The dog looks calmly toward the room while afternoon sunlight fills a tidy mid-century styled living room with wooden chairs, a low bench, and a sculptural vase in the background.
Tomorrow is Popcorn’s birthday. She’s wearing her new hiking boots, which she hates.
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
There is a part of me that finds it amusing that dogs, who will happily tromp into the nastiest, most horrifying substances that Earth can produce and prance off again to show you how proud they are, mostly hate having their paws touched and will fight off any human who wants to squeeze their paw pads.
jessamyn pro Yesterday
HPBD popcorn!
bezt pro Yesterday
Happy birthday, Popcorn!
MackReed pro Yesterday
Fergus sends a birthday salute!
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robotmachine

 

Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked What's wrong?
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well You can talk?
"Yes," said the well. "Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so could serve as a guardian to the townspeople."
"Alas," said the young woman. "I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother's death."
"Do not be afraid," said the well. "I will take care of this."
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch's daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge
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Once upon a time there was a small desert village with a single well outside town. One day a young woman went to the well to fetch water, and the well heard her crying, and asked What's wrong?
She stopped her sobbing and asked the well You can talk?
"Yes," said the well. "Long ago, the witch who lives in this town gave me life so could serve as a guardian to the townspeople."
"Alas," said the young woman. "I am the daughter of that witch. She lived in peace with the townsfolk for many years. But the new mayor, who is a violent and hateful man, riled the people up against her, and they burned her at the stake. I am young and still do not know very much magic. I tried to curse them, but my curses fizzled. Now I worry I will never avenge my mother's death."
"Do not be afraid," said the well. "I will take care of this."
The next morning, when the Mayor came to fetch water from the well, he heard an odd noise coming from the bottom. He peered over as far as he could to see what was happening. Then an impossibly long arm shot up from the bottom of the well, grabbed the mayor, and pulled him into the well shaft. There was a horrible crunching sound, and nobody ever saw the Mayor again. The townsfolk apologized to the witch's daughter, and they all lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story: living well is the best revenge
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m3moellering 2 days ago
👩‍🍳💋
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
*chef's kiss
m3moellering Yesterday
@Lockjaw Thank you for annotating. It’s possible that I was altered when I responded.
jfaster

my inheritance, apparently

A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.
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A picture of a vintage Mr Natural comic book.
Was visiting my parents recently and my dad revealed he has a big box full of these he saved all these years. Also a lot of Groo The Wanderer and Herald Head.
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jive_t pro 2 days ago
bummer I can only like this once
artwells pro 2 days ago
Loved these
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
That’s way cooler than a box of Archie comics.
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
A whole box of old funnybooks? That's a great rainy afternoon's worth of reading coming up, right there...
thelonius 2 days ago
Mr. Natural is kind of a dick, like Superman
owl 2 days ago
@thelonius don't look too closely into Crumb's recent thoughts on the state of things. Vaccines and such. Yikes
thelonius 2 days ago
@owl yeah I bought "Tales Of Paranoia", yikes indeed
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robotmachine

 

Meme of two burley arms doing a tough guy handshake. Likely inspired from the film Predator.

One arm is labelled "two-toed sloths" and the other is labelled "me".
The handshake is labelled "have 8 white claws & sleep in a tree"
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Meme of two burley arms doing a tough guy handshake. Likely inspired from the film Predator.

One arm is labelled "two-toed sloths" and the other is labelled "me".
The handshake is labelled "have 8 white claws & sleep in a tree"
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joshmillard pro 2 days ago
Overexplaining a thing: this is the "Epic Handshake" meme, which is a long-running meme template that uses a painterly rendering of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers manfully clasping fists near the start of Predator as the basis for jokey Venn Diagram juxtapositions.

The joke here on its face is an anodyne play on getting drunk on hard seltzer and has nothing to do with race. I'm not sure what plausible interpretation would bring that under consideration. Like if it turns out there's some attested derogatory association between Black people and two-toed sloths that'd be good to know but, uh
robotmachine pro 2 days ago
@joshmillard Thanks for helping me feel less insane.

I guess if someone sees black skin and the word "sloth" and jumps to THAT'S RACIST then there isn't a lot I can do for them.
poorusher Yesterday
Lol, checked in to see how the conversation was developing here.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
“Conversation”.
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gwint

Your favorite cave painting sucks

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O_C

path

photograph of a wooden-plank path through a grassy field. the path is kind of angular and windy.
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photograph of a wooden-plank path through a grassy field. the path is kind of angular and windy.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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m3moellering

From the Lake House.

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I have no idea if this is an original or not. But with a family of five who spent their entire summers in this three room cabin, it certainly got lots of use.
All of the pieces are there.
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
have never seen this iteration of the box before. i love it.

and hah, my family had so many of these well-loved games, literally held together with tape. my brothers and i recently had to do a big purge of our parents house and we went through dozens of 'em
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Given the state of the box (duct tape holding it together) I'd say this was a VERY well-loved game.
dapete Yesterday
I didn't realize until WAY past loving this game that all the character names were colors.
shaniber pro Yesterday
I bought a copy of this version from Value Village a few weeks ago, missing only one of the murder weapons, for about five bucks! It's pretty fantastic.
m3moellering Yesterday
@shaniber 😳
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
According to Google Lens, it's the 1963 edition. I had one from either late 60s or early 70s. This is really cool!
m3moellering Yesterday
@Lockjaw The cabin was built by hand by one man and his children. Our friend Sylvia was born in ‘55 and the cabin was built in ‘58. So, that absolutely checks.
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scruss

deck kitten

a grey and brown tiger-striped kitten stands alert on a dilapidated wooden deck. It has wide copper-coloured eyes and wide whiskers. Its body fur is thick and dark and its long tail is curved behind it. Deep green vegetation at back suggests a bohemian approach to gardening
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a grey and brown tiger-striped kitten stands alert on a dilapidated wooden deck. It has wide copper-coloured eyes and wide whiskers. Its body fur is thick and dark and its long tail is curved behind it. Deep green vegetation at back suggests a bohemian approach to gardening
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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O_C

2001 Sony Vaio PCG-GT3

the 2001 Sony Vaio PCG-GT3, which appears to be a laptop that's also a camcorder that's also a personal digital assistant
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the 2001 Sony Vaio PCG-GT3, which appears to be a laptop that's also a camcorder that's also a personal digital assistant
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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y95 Yesterday
I wanted all the VAIO things
y95 Yesterday
Oh how I longed for a Psion when I lived in New York, how I would use it to write things for my web journal, and maybe I come up with something rally good and Maura would want to hang out with me.
roue Yesterday
@y95 i had a psion 3a in new york in the late 90s. I didn't have Maura.
3rdparty pro Yesterday
We used to be a country
jive_t pro Yesterday
Still have my VAIO PC running all my DAWs and audio stuff👍👍.
And only learned fairly recently the logo design was to represent analog waves being converted to digital ones and zeroes
ang pro 23 hours ago
@jive_t Cool. If I knew about the analog to digital VAIO motif I'd forgotten it. My first work laptop was a tiny VAIO.
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joffaboy

<disappointed>

Manhole cover with "teleport" written on it
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Manhole cover with "teleport" written on it
https://bsky.app/profile...
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
It worked, it just teleported everything.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
No wonder your magic circle sucks. You didn't close all the lines.
patd Yesterday
@jpoulos This mental model is what helps me skateboard. I am not moving (and therefore stable), and everything else is moving.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
It teleported you 24 hours into the future.
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LocalStain

l’etoile

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At the Coco Inn, Water St. Edgartown.

#mv2026
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0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
So, the aliens hide in the flower beds?

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