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artwells

What I saw

CRT TV in the surf
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CRT TV in the surf
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mashcan an hour ago
My brain told me this was a drone shot from 200 feet in the air.

This was a brutalist home that was once in a city, but it was the only home that survived the blast that blackened it. A la Planet of the Apes, centuries had passed and the sands of the earth had grown up around it. Explorers had now found it and we learned that Earth as we know it really is the burned out remnants of nuclear war a million years ago. And here we were, about to do it again.

Then I realized it was like, a TV, face down on the beach
crazyunclejoe pro an hour ago
TV Party gone wrong
wjcstp pro 41 minutes ago
@mashcan ++
0y3ahSansAcut3 34 minutes ago
Polaroid camera...(my thought.)
MackReed pro 10 minutes ago
@mashcan’s brain +++
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ufez

Remix'd

Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
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Remixed webcomic of stick figure dad walking into a room asking "Are ya winning, son?". The stick figure boy sitting at a compute replies "I'm making 11 people laugh on mltshp". The original comic used Mastodon in the punchline.
Original: https://mltshp.com/p/1RPBC
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spingo pro 16 hours ago
<3
travis pro 16 hours ago
worth it
samh pro 15 hours ago
Count me in for an even dozen.
foolianajarley 15 hours ago
Oh yes
urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
That's 11 appreciative people.
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
Oh no we overshot it. I might have to unlike it
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
It's at 68 likes. Almost nice.
lamnatos 3 hours ago
@ardgedee fixed it for ya

ps nice
kplawver pro 2 hours ago
+1
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jessamyn

Me and the mister

A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
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A woman with grey-brown hair pulled back in a brain and a green plaid flannel shirt stands behind a man who is seated. He is wearing a grey toque and black glasses and has a full white beard. He has one eye open for some reason. The woman has a hand on his shoulder and holds a piece of a cookie in her other hand. The woman is me and the man is the mister.
Not a great photo of either one of us but somehow I love it. This was before we sat down to watch the town talent show.
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wjcstp pro 22 hours ago
i love this
not_on_display pro 22 hours ago
It's all in the eyebrows: 🤨
not_on_display pro 22 hours ago
(Also, the classic box cover for MasterMind™ — https://boardgamegeek.com/image...)
Lockjaw pro 22 hours ago
What's not to love? This is fantastic!
jpoulos pro 22 hours ago
American Gothic (2026)
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Comfy folk, and ♡ your hair came back!
scruss pro 20 hours ago
This is lovely. They better have brought their best talent
rogrtheshrubber pro 20 hours ago
COME TO VERMONT poster right there
jer pro 18 hours ago
This is superb and also I think I have that shirt you're wearing 😂
jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
Y'all are one of my favorite couples.
spoetz 9 hours ago
The muted hand gesture ("La mano a borsa") suggests the suppression of otherwise expressive Italian roots 🍝
ellieBOA 4 hours ago
It’s a great picture of both of you!
m3moellering 4 hours ago
I love the looks on your faces! Disdain? Disapproval? Dysurea? All goes to show that someone is at the same level of photographic skill as me.
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m3moellering

I followed for miles…

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to get close enough with my shitty Pixel to snap this pic. I definitely was stalking this wiener.
3 hours ago
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dogwelder pro 2 hours ago
just the tip
bezt pro 2 hours ago
Would you describe it as a dogged pursuit?
m3moellering an hour ago
@dogwelder @bezt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪
joffaboy

No effect on atheists

Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
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Photo post of metal tube labelled 'Catholic converter '
From Facebook
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patd an hour ago
A reading from the first Book of Palladium to the Rhodiums.
LocalStain

oh, yes

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#buk
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foist

Insurance.

Large blue text "fuck off, I'm not giving you a govt id," followed by "you are a" in smaller text blue text "fucking website" in large blue text, and ending with smaller text saying "are you out of your mind."
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Large blue text "fuck off, I'm not giving you a govt id," followed by "you are a" in smaller text blue text "fucking website" in large blue text, and ending with smaller text saying "are you out of your mind."
Via Bluesky.

https://bsky.app/profile...
14 hours ago
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patd an hour ago
Your local/state government trying to get you to use the login provider ID.me to access government services and data.

Yes their cybersecurity standards look crisp, but they are owned by humans who are both flawed and open to being purchased by capitalists.

No thank you.
robritz

haaaaaaaaaaay

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I'm wrapping up a publications class today. We're working on sequencing a grouping of images, in theory to learn how to design a photo book but the process applies to anything. For my series I dug through my photos from when we lived on a farm from about 2015-2019.

This is a pinhole image shot on 4x5 film.
8 hours ago
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mashcan 2 hours ago
Crucial Conflict represent!
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Rolled oats.
robritz

driveway

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I always loved this photo. This is the driveway of our Michigan farm roughly 12 years ago, probably late winter/early spring. Shot on a Fuji x100t.
22 hours ago
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octaneTom pro 17 hours ago
You’ve never farmed
robritz 13 hours ago
@octaneTom lying little shit
dphiffer

🐘

dad: are you winning, son?

kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
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dad: are you winning, son?

kid: I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon
source: https://ohai.social/@redsad...
22 hours ago
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scruss pro 20 hours ago
kid's an influencer
poorusher 20 hours ago
That's 10 more than me.
bubbalumpkis pro 19 hours ago
I'm usually at 1, if I count myself.
owl 15 minutes ago
"yeah, but which instance?!" <- why I don't use mastodon
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joffaboy

Your mother

Kids drawing To relax my mom likes to smoke
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Kids drawing To relax my mom likes to smoke
https://www.tumblr.com/theoddsi...
23 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 16 hours ago
Don't harsh Mommy's mellow.
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@urlnotfound Exactly!
Argie

Happy 100th Birthday Sir David Attenborough

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Sir David Attenborough has released an audio message thanking the public for the flood of goodwill messages sent in the run-up to his 100th birthday
18 hours ago
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csilverman

forces at play

An ocean with a land mass in the distance, heavily shrouded in fog and clouds. What sunlight there is filters dully up from the horizon. The entire scene is in shades of eerie green. Flying over the ocean, lit from below, is a witch on a broomstick. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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An ocean with a land mass in the distance, heavily shrouded in fog and clouds. What sunlight there is filters dully up from the horizon. The entire scene is in shades of eerie green. Flying over the ocean, lit from below, is a witch on a broomstick. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Argie

Decisions

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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Is this the same golf course where someone takes photos of your Johnson if you choose to expose yourself?
homerj 2 hours ago
Someone needs to stick a sign facing the other way YOU ARE THE DIPSHIT THAB BOUGHT A HOUSE AT THE END OF A FAIRWAY. FUCK YOUR $200 WINDOWS.
Argie pro an hour ago
@homerj my step parents retired to a golf course village in Queensland, lots of units/condos alongside fairways. My step dad loves golfing, he also loves a whinge. I was visiting them one xmas and his whinging aside, he had a neighbour who used to bitch about golfers and golf balls. My old man would stand out on his balcony and basically troll the guy (they couldn't see each other)

"shouldn't have bought here mate giggle giggle"
"how's ya windows mate giggle giggle"
and it would go on, it gave him lots of merriment, then he turned around and the laughter left his face and he looked straight at me

"what a farken dickhead"

Then back to his recliner with the satisfaction of a good days work and thinking up his next whinge, mostly about immigration, he himself being from England - I rarely visit.
artwells

drive you crazy plastic-wrap-style

vintage commercial still of a woman struggling with plastic wrap with the caption "plastic wrap drive you crazy?"
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vintage commercial still of a woman struggling with plastic wrap with the caption "plastic wrap drive you crazy?"
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ufez pro 14 hours ago
And I can't help my-sel-elf...
jive_t pro 14 hours ago
white pants before Memorial Day?
Argie pro 7 hours ago
There has to be a better way
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@jive_t ++
@Argie I’ve always felt that the appeal of that line was to subliminally get people to think of a way, even if only briefly.
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
Plastic wrap drive is the mcguffin in my Roy Orbison/Star Wars fanfic.
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colintheriot

Another 4 people on Twitter posting terrible opinions.

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I need to be more proactive doing these. At least one a day. It’s therapeutic.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
They got that “my face is too small for my head” Charlie Kirk thing going
colintheriot pro 2 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick - I admit to sometimes exaggerating that exact thing.
heyitsal

Hummingbird

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This Hummingbird was checking me out last night on my trail walk.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
epic snap
homerj 16 hours ago
zzzZZZZZZZzzzzeeeewwww...zzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzeewww...zzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzeeeewwwwwwww...
Argie

Your Weekend Beefcake

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Steve Reeves on the set of Hercules 1958

I mean, who doesn't love a calf high Roman sandal
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otaman pro an hour ago
aka Emperor Thighberius
0y3ahSansAcut3 31 minutes ago
Super, man.
ufez pro 5 minutes ago
@otaman 🌟
MackReed

e-rex engine

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animation loop of a modern engine design in which eight counter-opposed pistons are driven through intake, ignition, combustion, and exhaust - two pistons in each of four cylinders - by cams beneath each piston mounted on the wavelike surfaces of two counter-opposed flywheels. the ignitions appear as bright yellow flashes when each pair of pistons kisses at the top of their cycle.
I love this madness. Mechanically brilliant: https://www.theautopian.com/the-weir...
20 hours ago
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idogcow 19 hours ago
zoom zoom v2
scruss pro 19 hours ago
Swashplate boxer engines come and go. My favourite is the Selwood engine from the 1950s, a football-sized thing that spun madly on its mounts. Disappeared without trace, of course.
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
@scruss I'm probably simple, but I love how much this reduces the number and complexity of bearing surfaces. No pushrods, crankshaft or rockers. Overhauling this one might even be downright pleasurable.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 18 hours ago
back and forth forever...
scruss pro 18 hours ago
@MackReed yes, It's going to be small and light, but every part is really jammed in there. The roller/swashplate interaction is going to have some fierce friction loss.

TBH, no matter how nice it is, the world can't use a new internal combustion engine this century
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
@scruss Nor ever, should we expect to survive to the next century.

RIP the gas era.
wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
I see the specs in that article, but also I look at the roller pushing down a ramp and I just can’t see this generating much torque. Interesting design exercise though.
jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
Informative article about a cool invention but, man, the Internet needs editors.
jive_t pro 14 hours ago
MWYA
MWYA
MWYA
💋
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia
I will always love that reference. But I was thinking more “Middle Out” from Silicon Valley
https://youtu.be/Ex1JuIN0...
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LocalStain

me_irl

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heyitsal pro 22 hours ago
The new Indy 500 t-shirt has all that and more: https://www.motortrend.com/news...
ardgedee pro 22 hours ago
@heyitsal Holy shit. The only people who thought that was a good idea were the people who knew exactly what the "accidental" message was and liked it.
ardgedee pro 22 hours ago
Also: My city just hosted its first major through-the-city marathon this past weekend and it was a fiasco. Not as far as the runners were concerned but organizationally it was a trainwreck, with thousands of residents left stranded because their nearest streets had been blocked off and they hadn't been notified.
ardgedee pro 21 hours ago
Okay, the runners hated the part where the marathon finished in a track-and-field stadium and the organizers had designed the traffic flow for runners so that everyone who had just run twenty-six-and-fucking-something-miles had to climb to the top of the bleachers to exit. There was a lot of swearing on the local socials about that.
crazyunclejoe pro 21 hours ago
@heyitsal I mean it... it... wow.
idogcow 19 hours ago
@heyitsal Oh, it's The Stig from Top Gear mashed up with Planet Of The Apes reboot, that's cool …oh, er, what's that at the bottom? OFFS!
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scruss

in the best possible way, of course

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Sam the Eagle peers out of a door, mutters "You are all weirdos", then retreats behind the door
source: https://media1.tenor.com/m...
from The Great Muppet Caper, apparently
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Lockjaw pro 18 hours ago
I'm a creep.
dapete

Kids In The Hall

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grantbarrett pro 21 hours ago
I love that you used a title that accurately reflects the picture but also makes a call to another improv group which itself was named for the writers of the Jack Benny show.
grantbarrett pro 21 hours ago
Maybe comedy troupe would have been better than improv group.
grantbarrett pro 21 hours ago
Although now I see that it was also used to refer to the writers of the Sid Caesar show.
dapete 20 hours ago
@grantbarrett I didn't know that! Fun fact
shaniber pro 19 hours ago
I fear that I may have to turn in my maple syrup card, as I cannot for the life of me figure out who the long haired, hippy stylin', Rainn Willson lookin' mother effer is in the bottom right.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
@shaniber
Rick Moranis before the plastic surgery
minimumsafedistance 49 minutes ago
@shaniber bump, who TF is that guy?!
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zork

Birthday Bikepacking Trip

A forest service cabin on the USFS rental program surrounded by a grassy area in the foreground, then a forest of lodgepole pine in the background. The cabin in located on the Kootenai National Forest in NW Montana. My bicycle is leaning against the cabin in the porch.
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A forest service cabin on the USFS rental program surrounded by a grassy area in the foreground, then a forest of lodgepole pine in the background. The cabin in located on the Kootenai National Forest in NW Montana. My bicycle is leaning against the cabin in the porch.
I rode 76 miles out to this cabin last weekend for my birthday. This is Fairview Ranger Station in one of the lesser traveled areas of NW Montana. The route takes ALL the backroads to get here and back and has somewhat of a railroad theme, including following the bits and pieces of original alignment of the Great Northern RR, now converted to rails to trails and just actual roads. Day 2 was 84 mi and mirrors a good part of the later/current realignment, as well as following the Old Fort Steele Trail, which is a pretty rough and tumble jeep track. I'm happy to say that I'm still able to pull off this overly ambitious route at 54, although I'm definitely still feeling it mid-week.
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samh pro Yesterday
Happy birthday. An excellent way and place to celebrate it.
roonie pro Yesterday
Happy Belated!
Sounds like a great way to get away on your birthday.
even at your age :-)
m3moellering Yesterday
Happy bidet!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Nice trip, and happy birthday
MackReed pro Yesterday
Happity-hap-haps. Keep riding and you'll be as old as me!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
0h to be 54, Happy Birthday!
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
That sounds incredible, I am envious, and happy birthday!
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Happy Happy!
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me3dia

the way he looks at you

A Lord of the Rings meme. Galadriel says, "You have seen Sauron." Frodo replies, "Yes." They each look at each other silently, then Galadriel says, "He's weirdly sexy, right?" and Frodo responds, "Oh my god. Thank you. Yes. I thought I was the only one."
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A Lord of the Rings meme. Galadriel says, "You have seen Sauron." Frodo replies, "Yes." They each look at each other silently, then Galadriel says, "He's weirdly sexy, right?" and Frodo responds, "Oh my god. Thank you. Yes. I thought I was the only one."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/greelin...
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Davezilla pro Yesterday
He’s got Betty Davis’s eye
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@Davezilla *Bette
MackReed

⚫️ ⚫️

A pale green earthenware coffee cup shaped with the bulging eyes, wide mouth and web toed feet of a frog
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A pale green earthenware coffee cup shaped with the bulging eyes, wide mouth and web toed feet of a frog
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
What’s the matter, babe? You’ve barely touched your hot toady
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick ++
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
Jugorum, jugorum.
davidl pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick ++
otaman pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick +++
Xedrik 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick /chefskiss
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
@BennyTheIcepick Coffee spewed. Well done!
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Yes!!!
idogcow Yesterday
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick A+
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cristin

brrrrring. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringgggg.

a stained glass window featuring the two aliens from sesame street. one is red and one is blue, they have large googly eyes and antennae. They are both staring at a telephone.
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a stained glass window featuring the two aliens from sesame street. one is red and one is blue, they have large googly eyes and antennae. They are both staring at a telephone.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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bezt pro 3 days ago
yip yip yip
MackReed pro 3 days ago
Unh-hunh, unh-hunh
spingo pro 3 days ago
This makes me happy.
jgs pro 3 days ago
this has been my ring tone for almost 20 years now.
roue 3 days ago
My spouse is viscerally terrified of these creatures. Yup.
corbie 2 days ago
First Contact
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LocalStain

"...not a vehicle for self-promotion and branding."

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source- https://archive.is/NJsFl
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Kakistocracy
joffaboy

View from the Malt Shovel pub

Stylish stone building framed by a pub window
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Stylish stone building framed by a pub window
Edinburgh council offices, from the Malt Shovel pub

Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
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scruss pro Yesterday
after a while the view gets blurry
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
The way you lined the mullions up perfectly with the corners of the building is 😘👌
darth_smoothies Yesterday
TIL "mullions"
Great shot!
MackReed

for sale?

an enormous three-masted, triple-jib sailing yacht plies a calm ocean
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an enormous three-masted, triple-jib sailing yacht plies a calm ocean
Apparently Jeff Bezos doesn't want it any more because it's too big: https://www.yacht.de/en...

This nauseates me so severely that I had to create a new SHK just to contain it.

Please join the tomato-throwing rabble of your fellow poors at https://mltshp.com/eattherich and add your own exemplars of wretched excess.

Edit: to be honest, I couldn't believe this SHK didn't already exist.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Does it come with garlic sauce? It covers for a lot of poor quality meats.
KMAlexander pro Yesterday
Everyone tried to tell him it was too big.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
@KMAlexander he just wanted someone to say that about at least one thing he owned
m3moellering Yesterday
@mcmjolnir Oof!
idogcow Yesterday
@mcmjolnir Zing!
samh pro Yesterday
thanks for the SHK invite but I like my MLTSHP full of <3 as I get enough hate everywhere else.
MackReed pro 22 hours ago
@samh Fair.

It’s not intended as h8 so much as TRVTH for the love of (nearly) all humans. 🖤
roonie pro 18 hours ago
I'm in.
I did hesitate though. I'm rich in so many ways - all the good things.
However, I am not a parasitic capitalist (despite what my kids say), so in for a penny, in for a pound! sorta
mare 12 hours ago
Is this the ship that was so large they planned to dismantle a bridge in the Netherlands? https://interestingengineering.com/culture...
MackReed pro 11 hours ago
@mare Yup.
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m3moellering

Who else would I think of but youse guys!

The image is an artistic rendering of a bicycle, where two rolls of masking tape exist as the wheels and one of the rules of masking tape has some tape coming out of it, forming the front fork of the bicycle, and the rest of the bicycle is painted in white on a black background.
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The image is an artistic rendering of a bicycle, where two rolls of masking tape exist as the wheels and one of the rules of masking tape has some tape coming out of it, forming the front fork of the bicycle, and the rest of the bicycle is painted in white on a black background.
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poorusher 3 days ago
That's so well done.
m3moellering 2 days ago
@poorusher If I was in front of the actual art, I would be there for hours.
spingo pro 2 days ago
gah! My brain
m3moellering 2 days ago
@spingo It’s awesome, innit?!?
waa pro 2 days ago
Is this by Christoph Niemann? It certainly smells like his work, so to speak.
m3moellering 2 days ago
@waa I couldn’t find an attribution. 😕
waa pro Yesterday
@m3moellering Wouldn't you know, it actually IS by him. In case he's new to you, just look at this page:
https://www.christophniemann.com/detail...
m3moellering Yesterday
@waa Thank you, so much!! New art to ogle!
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