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nikkuneko

long weekend selfie

black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
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black and white image of a tired-assed middle-aged mostly-caucasian hipster doofus taking a selfie in a motorcycle side mirror. he is wearing a flannel shirt, windsor frame eyesglasses, and a stocking cap
spent the weekend checking in on my parents after their town was hit by (positively massive) hail and a tornado.

i was so relieved to discover that they were left mostly untouched when neighbors had totaled cars, broken windshields, broken roofs. hail did end up piercing their roof in one spot, but thankfully no water got through.

the hail did do some damage to my dad’s gigantic truck, which is a bit of a point of contention. he hasn’t been able to walk well since his stroke last year, let alone drive, and yet he keeps holding on to that truck. i want him to have a rehabilitation goal to work toward, but watching it rust in the driveway while they continue to pay insurance on it seems like such a waste. same with his motorcycle, the mirror of which you can see here.

since i didn’t have broken glass to clean up or windows to board up, i was able to do some cleaning for my mom, who is really overworked right now. there’s a balancing act between letting her cede enough control to be able to do things for her, keeping her easily-bruised pride intact, and keeping my cool with her distractability and avoidance dances. it’s slow work getting there, one piece at a time, but we are building to something.

i’m in a quiet place in my own life at the moment, but i know i need to take a lesson from my interactions with my mom - stop avoiding things, stop being too proud to ask for help. it’s time to unpack some tasks for myself so i can do better for them as they need more help.

anywho, that’s-a-me, that’s where i am. maybe next time you’ll get some pics of my still-intact lego creations i unearthed in their attic instead of my wrinkled-assed mug.
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wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
Glad they missed the worst of it, nasty storm
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Yer mug is a keeper!
idogcow 7 hours ago
🫂
williwaw pro 6 hours ago
you look really great, STOP RUNNING YOURSELF DOWN :)
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jaybee

 

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artwells pro 7 hours ago
I would have also accepted Sun Tzu
ardgedee pro 55 minutes ago
@artwells "All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we don't have to attack, we don't attack; when using our forces, we must careen about like a drunk teenager in mom's SUV; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are near; when far away, we must make him believe we are far away."
MackReed

monday

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bezt pro 16 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1P9LN
ba pro 14 hours ago
The tigers, vain and aggressive, turn into a pool of golden ghee, which is a type of clarified butter common in India.
roonie pro 12 hours ago
Gas prices are killing the donut community.
MackReed pro 6 hours ago
@bezt 💋
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
@ba 🏆
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tweedlydo

oscars sinners in NOLA

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some folks who were in or worked on sinners at our watch party in NOLA
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
You're in NOLA?! If you're able, go to Turkey and the Wolf and get a fried bologna sandwich. Or go to Mahogany Jazz Hall and have some absinthe.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
or both
wjcstp pro 22 hours ago
@bencmeissner we didn’t get to Turkey and the Wolf, but I’ll put it on the list for next trip.
rogrtheshrubber pro 12 hours ago
Looks like a fun group to hang out with! Jealous!
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snowbow

 

r/spaceporn - The Supermoon’s light caused iridescence in the cirrostratus clouds, painting them with a rainbow colors [OC]
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r/spaceporn - The Supermoon’s light caused iridescence in the cirrostratus clouds, painting them with a rainbow colors [OC]
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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kokogiak

Suburban Springtime

Two mangled shopping carts, seen atop a melting mountain of snow in a parking lot.
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Two mangled shopping carts, seen atop a melting mountain of snow in a parking lot.
Two mangled shopping carts emerge from the melting mountain of snow in our local BJs (it's like Costco) parking lot in suburban Massachusetts.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
Raindrops on roses, and snow plows and shopping carts...
Great photo.
dreyfusslugado 13 hours ago
Later, the unfortunate shoppers who were also caught in the snow plow impact also emerge from the snow.
bezt pro 10 hours ago
Soundtrack: Grieg’s _Morning Mood_
n0wak

For the Gooners

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*checks notes* I'm sorry, this is NOT for the gooners. It says "GO ON"
https://www.phillips.com/detail...
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y95 11 hours ago
WNB
w1nt3rmut3 10 hours ago
Would you like some tea, father?
snarkout

#FFU

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Color photograph of a soccer match; a player in maroon is struck full in the face by a soccer ball. Two other players on his team are nearby. The ball has deformed to the extent that it looks like a hemisphere rather than a sphere. Behind him is a blond player in black at full extension, having kicked the ball.
source: https://www.theguardian.com/football...

West Ham's Konstantinos Mavropanos gets absolutely blooted in the face by Man City's Erling Haaland. (Marked NSFW at @joost's request; it's an action shot of a soccer game and safe for work.)
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ufez pro 21 hours ago
One of my most vivid soccer-playing memories is this happening to my teammate Neal and his glasses flying about 12 feet behind his head.
kplawver pro 17 hours ago
And the goalie's thinking, "there, but for the face of Mav, go I."
jtj pro 17 hours ago
Was this posted on Facebonk?
joost 15 hours ago
I don't enjoy seeing people get brain damage.
Perhaps put this behind NSFW?
y95 11 hours ago
is Blooted the actual term for this?
snarkout pro 10 hours ago
@y95 Nah, just my onomatopoeia. BLOOT!
otaman pro 9 hours ago
The Guardian describes it as "catching it straight in the mush" which is an accurate description, and "an almighty whack on the noggin," which I feel is incorrect because – at least in my mind – the noggin excludes the face.

"Blooted in the face" is a perfectly cromulent description.
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wjcstp

NOLA Oscars watch party

Large screen showing the Oscars awards presentation, in a room with around 100 people watching
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Large screen showing the Oscars awards presentation, in a room with around 100 people watching
We couldn’t host our usual Oscars marathon this year since we’re away on vacation, but we found an Oscars watch party in New Orleans, apparently with some cast members from the movie Sinners. Every time Sinners wins something the room goes wild.
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williwaw

the 1st J.C. Penney Store, in Kemmerer, WY

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in response to this: https://mltshp.com/p/1RM6N

This is the "1st" J.C. Penney store, by which I mean that it was the 1st actual store instead of being operated out of a house. You can't miss it - it's on J.C. Penny Drive in the Historic J.C. Penny District in a *very* small town in Wyoming. (Also one of my very favorite areas/towns in Wyoming - I've thought about retiring nearby someday.)

For old cemetery aficionados the town also has one of the better old mining cemetery/monuments I've seen.
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crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
I didn’t explore the town much, but I did spend a couple days there digging up fossil fish once.
williwaw pro Yesterday
@crazyunclejoe YES what fun!! Literally right now I've been spending weeks cleaning up a fossil stingray from there to give as a gift to my BFF - I've spent months over my career working in some "special places" (no public access) so I've got a pretty good collection. I'd really like to drag my husband to one of those pay to dig quarries one day though!! When I was in high school my dad announced that he and I were going on a "special fishing trip" and we drove and drove and drove - I thought we were going to Jackson to fish one of the lakes or the river but instead he took me to Kemmerer to do just what you did, and I loved it *so much*. Hope you really enjoyed it too!

(Also got the worst sunburn of my life the first time I spent a week there working because I completely underestimated just how much the sun would bounce off all that white rock, lol.)
williwaw pro Yesterday
Aren't we all so lucky to live in such an amazing world, right?!
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@williwaw - Stingray, Wow!

Our trip was a bonding trip for my FiL and my kid, but Zoe was nervous to go without a parent. It was great, and I think good bonding for a,l three of us. :)
BooBounder 6 hours ago
Went into a Penney's like that in Cedar City UT in 1991. They still had ladders on wheels (employees only), and much stuff behind counters that you had to ask for.
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poorusher

 

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Photo of a cat but only its head is visible it looks like the cats body is buried or submerged but I believe it's peering over a step and the colour of the ground makes it look like the cat is partially buried
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ba pro Yesterday
I just got fired from the decatpitation factory!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@ba
👏👏👏👏
snowbow

Keiler Roberts

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KMAlexander

Uly's getting a sister.

A black and white dog snuggling with a toy.
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A black and white dog snuggling with a toy.
Getting her from a shelter in Texas. She’s almost a year old and is a Poodle/Blue Heeler mix. I grew up with cattle dogs so I am excited.

Uly just turned two. He see/runs/plays with his buddies (two pit bull mixes and occasional other neighborhood dogs) almost daily on his morning walk, but even after that he has so much energy and could use a pal.

Looking forward to meeting her!
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
Exciting news!
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Yay!
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Uly is adorable!
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
@mcmjolnir That's the new pup—we haven't named her until we meet her. Uly is over here: https://kmalexander.com/2026...
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
(He's also adorable.)
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
@KMAlexander confirmed, Actual Uly is adorable!
samh pro Yesterday
I recently posted a picture of our Moose. He was a Texas rescue as well. May the meeting of the dogs go well for you all!
gormat 15 hours ago
So a bluedle heeler?
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gwint

Spoiler

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Also this classic:

odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.

via https://bsky.app/profile...
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jessamyn

Iceland, 1900

Men on and off horseback contemplate what looks to be the spine of a whale which is in the middle of a large field, mountains are visible in the background
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Men on and off horseback contemplate what looks to be the spine of a whale which is in the middle of a large field, mountains are visible in the background
Saw this image at work at Flickr Commons and was like "What is the story there?" Wound up writing a whole Wikipedia article about the photographer.
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joost 2 days ago
Those whale vertebra. Humongous!
m3moellering 2 days ago
One of the odd details about Fallout 76 is there are whale skeletons here and there in very unlikely places (like in a hidden room underground in a mine).
trey pro 2 days ago
Link?
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
@trey https://www.flickr.com/photos...
trey pro 11 hours ago
@jessamyn Thanks!
trey pro 11 hours ago
@jessamyn Oh, wait, I meant the link to the Wikipedia article. Who was the photographer?
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artwells

autoresponse

vintage still of a boy saying "What's that got to do with my knob?"
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vintage still of a boy saying "What's that got to do with my knob?"
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Xedrik Yesterday
We had "Bedknobs & Broomsticks" on VHS, and I watched it so many times as a kid.
ba

Don't get left behind!

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May be an image of text that says 'WE INVENTED A ROBOT THAT ANSWERS QUESTIONS WE JUST HAVE TO FEED IT 10 BABY GIRAFFES A DAY BUT IT ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY? OH MY GOODNESS, No. NO NO NO NO NO ©2026 ©2026AramJ.French ench nandatony/rollercoaster.com'
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nikkuneko

The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations

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youtube video: part one of /noclip's "the making of disco elysium". the preview screen features lead writer and designer robert kurvitz, set before one of the oil paintings in the game, depicting the cityscape of revachol (a fictional poverty-stricken seaside town in a country decimated by war). to the right of kurvitz is the text "the making of disco elysium" and below that "part one: foundations"
/noclip has been working on a multi-part documentary about the making of disco elysium, directly interviewing the writers, artists, and coders of the game. part five was released recently, and i believe one or two more are in the pipeline.

if you're at all interested in the chaotic development of this monumental game, i think you'll love this series.

playlist of all released episodes so far:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
Long-form video essays on niche subjects are one of the better innovations the Internet has enabled.
spingo pro 4 hours ago
I enjoyed this!
ian_crowther

The and of the Baskerville

A backwards-oriented ampersand in metallic material and color visible against a black background with a ruler positioned underneath it, indicating that it's approximately .6mm wide.
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A backwards-oriented ampersand in metallic material and color visible against a black background with a ruler positioned underneath it, indicating that it's approximately .6mm wide.
High resolution scan of a Baskerville punch (the positive that gets pressed into something to make a negative that can then be used to cast an individual font character).

Many more at source.

Source: https://cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view...
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ba pro 2 days ago
Cool!
homerj 2 days ago
That's an dnasrepma
scruss pro Yesterday
"But like the jokes about my figure
Kids think I don't understand
I know I'm just your little ampersand"
csilverman

it's not always good to be king

A dark figure stands in a doorway somewhere in a vast, stone building. The doorway is relatively narrow compared to its height, which reaches up indeterminately. The interior of the room in which the figure stands is dark. The doorway opens onto a hallway, which is brightly illuminated by white light from two very tall, glowing windows. The figure is clutching a dagger and appears to be waiting for someone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark figure stands in a doorway somewhere in a vast, stone building. The doorway is relatively narrow compared to its height, which reaches up indeterminately. The interior of the room in which the figure stands is dark. The doorway opens onto a hallway, which is brightly illuminated by white light from two very tall, glowing windows. The figure is clutching a dagger and appears to be waiting for someone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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MackReed

emotional weather report

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y95 2 days ago
Love me a good stress nap
dogwelder pro 2 days ago
WHo knew Hulk was a Tom Waits fan?
y95

 

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Colour Divides, 2025, shot on Google Pixel 6. Photograph: Robby Ogilvie, UK winner, Open Competition, Object, Sony World Photography Awards 2026.
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roonie pro 2 days ago
Is that a mark 2 Ford cortina?
If so, then that car is almost 60 years old.
And even though the photographer is from the UK, I suspect that the location of this shot is somewhere with a drier environment.
If it was the UK, we'd be looking at a 60 year old pile of rust sitting in the gutter.
scruss pro 2 days ago
@roonie apparently it's in front of Cape Town’s Bo-Kaap Museum.

Because someone took an almost identical picture of the scene in 2018: https://unsplash.com/photos...
roonie pro 2 days ago
@scruss I almost copied you in, "scruss will know"!
scruss pro 2 days ago
@roonie I had to dig through all my bsky posts back to July 2025, when I replied to a thread that used the 2018 picture
https://bsky.app/profile...

I have a weird memory sometimes
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O_C

Complete Penneys at East Mall

"The Complete Penneys at East Mall opens tomorrow at 10 a.m.
Penneys
OPENING CEREMONY BEGINS ΑΤ 9:45 Α.Μ.
What's this new Penneys? It's a hip hairdo for mom in our luxurious new Beauty Salon... a really great ride-lawn mower for dad...the latest flare-leg fancy jeans for junior to sport about town...groovy LP's for the teeny bopper... a toy for the toddlers, and that's only the beginning!
So take out your pencil and check them as you go...smart new fashions for all the family, shoes, accessories, cosmetics, candy, books, records and tapes, greeting cards, fins jewelry and diamonds, typewriters, toys, hobbies, bikes, sporting goods, television, stereo, radios, tapa recorders, fine furniture, appliances, carpeting, housewares, home decor, paint, tools, hardware, garden equipment, and more. Plus a Beauty Salon, Coffee Shop, Decorator Center, Catalog Center, Camera Shop. And before long, there'll even be a complete Penney Auto Center with tires, batteries, accessories expert repair service.
Open Nights! Shop new East Mall Penneys 10 am to 9:30 pm. Monday thru Saturday.
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"The Complete Penneys at East Mall opens tomorrow at 10 a.m.
Penneys
OPENING CEREMONY BEGINS ΑΤ 9:45 Α.Μ.
What's this new Penneys? It's a hip hairdo for mom in our luxurious new Beauty Salon... a really great ride-lawn mower for dad...the latest flare-leg fancy jeans for junior to sport about town...groovy LP's for the teeny bopper... a toy for the toddlers, and that's only the beginning!
So take out your pencil and check them as you go...smart new fashions for all the family, shoes, accessories, cosmetics, candy, books, records and tapes, greeting cards, fins jewelry and diamonds, typewriters, toys, hobbies, bikes, sporting goods, television, stereo, radios, tapa recorders, fine furniture, appliances, carpeting, housewares, home decor, paint, tools, hardware, garden equipment, and more. Plus a Beauty Salon, Coffee Shop, Decorator Center, Catalog Center, Camera Shop. And before long, there'll even be a complete Penney Auto Center with tires, batteries, accessories expert repair service.
Open Nights! Shop new East Mall Penneys 10 am to 9:30 pm. Monday thru Saturday.
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Penneys"
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
were all the other Penneys merely partial ones?
roonie pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado my initial reaction was Incomplete Penneys?
0y3ahSansAcut3

Moving Along

Working on a somewhat surrealist drawing, of a table, with a coupla chairs, a checked table cloth, some side portals.
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Working on a somewhat surrealist drawing, of a table, with a coupla chairs, a checked table cloth, some side portals.
This drawing started on a gifted piece of 9 X 12, gray Canson Paper. It started with colored pencils, which are no match for the base color of the paper. Went to pastels, then I got really ill, got better, now I have returned to this. It is very small for pastel work. I prefer big, big, white paper. Still thinking this through.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
These are chalk pastels.
poorusher

Beaver eating cabbage

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ba pro Yesterday
Iknow; I know. It's Serious.
infini

 

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ba pro 3 days ago
Solved!
d09m4t1c 3 days ago
All things are possible with Godzilla…
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Two if by land, one if by sea.
wombatman70 3 days ago
Hm… what’s Farsi for “Mothra?”
otaman pro 3 days ago
More options here https://mltshp.com/p/1RM3A
Argie pro Yesterday
Works for me
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bencmeissner

Snowmageddon

A photograph of the recent snow in Minneapolis. The left side of the photo shows the side of my house, with concrete on the bottom and wood siding above. A glass block window is at ground level with a covered water spigot beside it. There is a gate for a wooden fence in the middle of the picture, with a snow covered pine tree to its right. In the foreground in front of the tree is deep snow that was not there yesterday. The sidewalk leading to the gate is clear in the photo, though it likely is no longer clear.
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A photograph of the recent snow in Minneapolis. The left side of the photo shows the side of my house, with concrete on the bottom and wood siding above. A glass block window is at ground level with a covered water spigot beside it. There is a gate for a wooden fence in the middle of the picture, with a snow covered pine tree to its right. In the foreground in front of the tree is deep snow that was not there yesterday. The sidewalk leading to the gate is clear in the photo, though it likely is no longer clear.
There was zero snow yesterday afternoon.

This particular spot reminded me of my youth in a pine covered yard in northern Minnesota. My neighbors or sometimes just me would build great snow forts under the snowy pine boughs.
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
There is quiet and there is fresh snow quiet
m3moellering Yesterday
@mcmjolnir ++
wjcstp pro Yesterday
We’re out of town, what was the total from that storm?
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@wjcstp It was around a foot, I think. Less than was worst case scenario.
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infini

 

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eyere Yesterday
...and one was implanted by the Tyrell corporation
dogwelder

Chewie has seen some shit

The face of a Chewbacca mannequin seen through a window. He looks rough.
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The face of a Chewbacca mannequin seen through a window. He looks rough.
As seen on Hollywood Boulevard today.
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neuracnu

"Us, waiting for the world to get better."

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My partner just took this photo from our porch and sent it with the title text.
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m3moellering 2 days ago
/same

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