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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
Give it to us raw — and wriggling!
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
mcmjolnir
New tattoo just dropped
I need that sign for my shop
i am this sign
Signed by Max Penalty.
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You may not be able to go to the opening ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center, but you can see all of the banners I designed and animated for his '08 & '12 campaigns right now. Check it out: http://barackobamadesign.com
For true internet geeks: The ads on the site were animated using Flash. @matthewmcvickar helped me modernize the site so you can play with all the rollovers on modern browsers again.
For true internet geeks: The ads on the site were animated using Flash. @matthewmcvickar helped me modernize the site so you can play with all the rollovers on modern browsers again.
You are amazing!
I think Mom recorded the inauguration on VHS, that goes in the preserve pile
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G train! I'm not sure how that would have gotten them from Queens to the Lower East Side, though.
Oh wait, back then the G did extend to Forest Hills. Maybe they transferred to the J/M? Not a free transfer, but perhaps the most convenient while hauling gear. And I guess it was actually called the GG back then. https://www.nycsubway.org/perl...
Now their songs are used in inane advertising. I hope whomever benefits is doing something righteous with the money.
The guy on the right looks like a young Tom Petty.
That's one heck of a gig bag ;)
So what was up with the drum kit?
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My bicycle leans against a low stone guardrail wall on the Going to the Sun Road, an alpine road in Glacier NP. The view is to the east with Logan Pass in the distance.
There were rumors all week that the road would open up to the top, but no date. I staked my bet on Thursday, and planned an early out from work. Lucky me, that was right on the money. I got on the bike right after 5:30pm and hit Logan Pass right at 9:00pm, just in time for a cold thunderstorm to roll in. It was fine though--I brought all the layers. While the getting there part took 3.5 hours, I was back to my car in less than an hour. Average speed of 7.9 mph, max 34.9 mph. Anyhow it's open all weekend to bikes, then the tourist season kicks off, with the road opening to cars Monday.
So why do they call this Sun Ro...OOOOH! That's why!
Beautiful!
Thank you for the photos of your adventures! These are gorgeous.
Something about the quality of the colors reminds me (in a good way, actually) of old family vacation slides.
Yay!
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a geometric shape of circles, cones and triangles limned in white on black rotates and pivots slowly in this animation
Kinda like, your house, from space.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Kinda
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Do I *want* it back?
I specifically left my mind at the door when I came in.
Say this word fifteen times and it will lift all those pesky dipthongs right out of your headspace.
sheer carelessness
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.
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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.
screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
Hell yeah.
That's great work. Way to go!
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...
That was the last time I ran a mile.
That was the last time I ran a mile.
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
Amazing!
Congratulations!
Congratulations, you've inspired me to try similar. Or at least buy a new watch!
Good job!
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5-2-4 is a bit free-form for my tastes, but it’s still great news.
Remains full of kangaroos.
It sounds like they’re getting close with feral cats as well, at least for Dudley Peninsula.
https://www.landscape.sa.gov.au/ki...
https://www.landscape.sa.gov.au/ki...
Thanks to an arsenal of AR-15s, presumably
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A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist."
Happy Juneteenth. Work like you live in the early days of a better nation.
"Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist."
Happy Juneteenth. Work like you live in the early days of a better nation.
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RIP Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf You Will Be Missed
Phil and Donny will, sadly, miss the catfish meatloaf. Depending on where they go next, in heaven they will say they miss it. In hell, they have it every day, just enough to keep them dead.
Sad to hear this. I have fond memories of seeing Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf play at a juke joint when I was young.
Someday you too will be special catfish meatloaf missed.
Forget it, Meatloaf, you're out of your element.
Special Phil and Catfish Donny were huge, *huge* fans of "Paradise By the Dashboard Light".
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James Baldwin dancing with Doris Jean Castle, a civil rights activist and a member of the Congress of Racial Equality, in New Orleans in 1963.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
From the source: out here on google looking up images of Black revolutionaries and freedom struggle activists laughing and enjoying themselves it's honestly really nice.
From the source: out here on google looking up images of Black revolutionaries and freedom struggle activists laughing and enjoying themselves it's honestly really nice.
Just finished the Earth, Wind and Fire doc on HBO. Can highly recommend that for today as well.
Now we can only hope ?uestlove has a PFunk film in the works …
Now we can only hope ?uestlove has a PFunk film in the works …
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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster
Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
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Photograph of a crowded beach with a Santa Claus statue/lawn standee, could be Christmastime in the southern hemisphere.
Is that an ancient photobomb on the left?
@BooBounder i dunno, she doesn’t look a day over …
never mind.
never mind.
The beach will be open on for the Fourth of July
It is imperative that the Claus not be harmed
Photobum more like.
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A huge moon sits in the dark blue night sky, hovering above a darkened city like an impending apocalypse. There are no stars. The moon has a blazing greenish-white crescent on the left, with the dark part visible. A dull tint of moonlight is visible on the dark buildings. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.
It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
Cool!
How much did the wrap cost?
How much did the wrap cost?
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
Fantastic
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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finally, the wisdom i needed #blest #horsetime
Eat! Horsetime.
Half horsefishalligator half man
this is … one of those AI thingies, isn’t it.
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I sea horse.
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland.
Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRRY
Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRRY
Lovely
I yearn for this
I want to go to there.
What's Maillag like?
What's Maillag like?
I am experiencing envy.
@WikiAdam A lovely place with lots going for it, - and lots of tourism in a low key way. Apart from wilderness, ferries to Skye and the Small Isles there's small town stuff and fishing. I expect it's less appealing in winter, but I really enjoyed the time I spent there.
@joffaboy Thank you! That sounds truly lovely. I've long wanted to visit Scotland but have yet to make it happen. Posts like yours push me a little closer to making it happen.
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A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
(Century)
This was the view coming down the steep hill to Mallaig one morning. It wasn't the only sailing ship to arrive in the 5 days we were there...
Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRP5
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
This was the view coming down the steep hill to Mallaig one morning. It wasn't the only sailing ship to arrive in the 5 days we were there...
Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRP5
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
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Maybe my favorite song. I started keeping a YouTube playlist of covers. Adding this to it.
https://youtube.com/playlist...
https://youtube.com/playlist...
@jpoulos I don't know that I have a favorite song. But I can say that I've never been able to get tired of hearing this one.
Longish story about how much this song means to me: Back in the mid-90s, I moved to Seattle. Growing up in the boring and arid eastern half of Washington State, I'd always wanted to live in the greener, more exciting area, and I finally made that wish come true. I had just gotten married and we bought our first house, and I realized that I finally, really felt at home - a place of my own choosing. One night, feeling very happy about things, sitting on our couch, I noticed that I was digging a song that was playing on a promo on KCTS (Seattle PBS) (instruments only from the song's intro). The vibe of the beloved local channel, the fun imagery, my feeling 'nested' all clicked. That song was _this_ song -- I had never heard it before. When I tried looking it up later, and discovered that not only was if well-known, but it had lyrics, and "Home" was such a prominent lyric, and the title was, of course, "This Must Be The Place"... well, I was just amazed, and felt even more certain I'd landed where I belonged. (Of course I moved away some years later, but that's another story)
Saw him on tour earlier this year. The show is absolute magic.
@kokogiak ★
@kokogiak great story!
I had the joy of exposing someone to this song for the first time about a decade ago. It's a joy watching this song trigger something good in people the first time they hear it.
I had the joy of exposing someone to this song for the first time about a decade ago. It's a joy watching this song trigger something good in people the first time they hear it.
@kokogiak 💛
@kokogiak Where the ♡ is...
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A typewritten index card in a box. It reads:
's e v l o w e r e w: werewolves'
's e v l o w e r e w: werewolves'
source: https://kottke.org/26...
So fascinating.
sev lower ew
Very interesting.
!sevlowereht
I always forget Jason still keeps that site updated. And then on occasion get reminded. And then happy to find there are still bits of the old internet still thriving out there.
“We’re werewolves not sevlowerew!”
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Photograph of actress Shelley Duvall and several of her pet lizards, one of whom is sitting on a lizard-sized rattan chair.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
no Skink Shaming here
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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.
"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.
This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
Downed tree season is real!