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neuracnu

"Us, waiting for the world to get better."

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My partner just took this photo from our porch and sent it with the title text.
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infini

 

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ba pro 8 hours ago
Solved!
d09m4t1c 7 hours ago
All things are possible with Godzilla…
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Two if by land, one if by sea.
wombatman70 5 hours ago
Hm… what’s Farsi for “Mothra?”
otaman pro 53 minutes ago
More options here https://mltshp.com/p/1RM3A
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crazyunclejoe

“… weeks… “

Pandemic lockdown anniversary post that echos the then-current story that we’d be shut down for “weeks.”
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Pandemic lockdown anniversary post that echos the then-current story that we’d be shut down for “weeks.”
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vosechu pro 2 hours ago
Man, my hair didn’t look like that for at least 2 months. Props!
crazyunclejoe pro 57 minutes ago
that’s my secret @vosechu -my hair ALWAYS looks like that
snarkout

Lil' Finder Guy

Mocked up/'shopped series of images of a notional toy or animated figure based on the dark blue/light blue macOS Finder logo. The figure is doing things like waving, jumping, napping, running, using a computer, giving a thumbs up,and walking a dog (which looks a *little* like Clarus the Dogcow).
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Mocked up/'shopped series of images of a notional toy or animated figure based on the dark blue/light blue macOS Finder logo. The figure is doing things like waving, jumping, napping, running, using a computer, giving a thumbs up,and walking a dog (which looks a *little* like Clarus the Dogcow).
source: https://mastodon.social/@BasicAp...
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Davezilla pro 9 hours ago
I would totally buy a Dunny of this
bezt pro 9 hours ago
Clarus!
bezt pro 8 hours ago
Printable 3d model: https://makerworld.com/en...
0y3ahSansAcut3

Sacred "Talking Drum" Returned To Côte d’Ivoire

France returns sacred talking drum looted from Côte d’Ivoire over 100 years ago
Djidji Ayôkwé was handed to Ivorian officials in Paris earlier this month
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France returns sacred talking drum looted from Côte d’Ivoire over 100 years ago
Djidji Ayôkwé was handed to Ivorian officials in Paris earlier this month
This beautiful and sophisticated drum, which mimics human voice, was used for long distance communication.

https://www.theguardian.com/world...
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roonie pro 47 minutes ago
"bom bitty bom bom boom boom boom"
"yeah, no rain here either"
infini pro 4 minutes ago
Communication in Africa: Talking Drums and Town Criers in Precolonial and Colonial Bamenda Grassfields, Cameroon
Walter Gam Nkwi, PhD
https://www.apus.edu/docs...
MackReed

“Philips? My office. NOW!”

photo looking over the shoulder of a man driving a car with one hand and holding an old fashioned rotary-dial telephone receiver to his ear with the other. The caption reads: CAR TELEPHONE.
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photo looking over the shoulder of a man driving a car with one hand and holding an old fashioned rotary-dial telephone receiver to his ear with the other. The caption reads: CAR TELEPHONE.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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LocalStain

plz stahp

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source- https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...
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tonyb pro 2 hours ago
I'm just gonna keep on Primal Screaming and if you're in the way...
MackReed

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related media: https://media.jorts.horse/horse-me...

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0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
Farb=color in German.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
RMarshall pro 6 hours ago
Sounds like a company for bullymongs.
jennifer13

Untitled (Butterfly Habitat) | Joseph Cornell

Frosted glass box with six compartments for yellow, green, blue butterflies.
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Frosted glass box with six compartments for yellow, green, blue butterflies.
source: https://www.artic.edu/artworks...

c1940, box construction with painted glass
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ba

Gross!

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Varnish cache server
If your only tool is a rectal exam thing...
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dreyfusslugado 8 hours ago
new definition for "enshittification"
crazyunclejoe pro 5 hours ago
if I had failed rectal exams, I would DEFINITELY want to varnish the cache server.
samh pro 2 hours ago
Dang, that's shitty.
vosechu pro 2 hours ago
We really should make funnier 503 message. @spaceninja, can you make that happen?
ba pro 49 minutes ago
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poorusher

I don't have a clever segue

A powerpoint slide from a talk. Top: "The Third Thing". Then a line of text: "I don’t have a clever segue, so here’s a pair of Segways." Photo is two men on Segway scooters, on a lawn, holding polo mallets.
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A powerpoint slide from a talk. Top: "The Third Thing". Then a line of text: "I don’t have a clever segue, so here’s a pair of Segways." Photo is two men on Segway scooters, on a lawn, holding polo mallets.
https://fediscience.org/@Stephen...
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jive_t pro 6 hours ago
I think the guy in the blue shirt is Steve Wozniak
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Low horsepower, easier on the horses.
waa

Chess

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More fun in https://mltshp.com/illusions
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otaman pro Yesterday
goddamit
WikiAdam Yesterday
LIES!
thelonius Yesterday
it's no more bent than it is straight, both are only appearances
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
OW MY BRAIN!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
OUCH!
bocaj Yesterday
but why though?
MackReed pro 23 hours ago
fucking OW OW OW.
spingo pro 16 hours ago
sonuvabitch
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gwint

Feed palate cleanser

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
I needed this today
csilverman

low

A figure in a heavy purple robe stands under a blue evening sky. The figure is mostly unseen, buried under the robe; one skeletal hand is visible, holding a walking stick. Under the hood, where its face would be, is a red icon of a low battery encircled by an Apple-esque charging ring: a gray circle with a short red arc indicating that the charge is low. The robe has a greenish sheen to it. In the distance is a blurry hint of trees. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A figure in a heavy purple robe stands under a blue evening sky. The figure is mostly unseen, buried under the robe; one skeletal hand is visible, holding a walking stick. Under the hood, where its face would be, is a red icon of a low battery encircled by an Apple-esque charging ring: a gray circle with a short red arc indicating that the charge is low. The robe has a greenish sheen to it. In the distance is a blurry hint of trees. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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artwells

Second attempt at a willow bench

Willow sticks in the ground
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Willow sticks in the ground
Previous failed attempt
https://mltshp.com/p/1PX06

This one involves more mature starts, deeper driven into more wet ground.

After I did this we got soaked with rain. I expect better growth.
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scruss

the respect he deserves

𝗠𝗣 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙪𝙣𝙣: “𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙭, 𝙗𝙪𝙙.” 
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. 
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tla’amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'ómoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
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𝗠𝗣 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗹𝗲𝗱𝗴𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙛𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝘼𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙣 𝙂𝙪𝙣𝙣: “𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙭, 𝙗𝙪𝙙.”
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud.
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tla’amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'ómoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
Conservative MP for Powell River–North Island, Aaron Gunn, is not a sensible person. Local Chiefs gave the perfect response.

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
"Chillax, Bud"

I love this for them.
homerj Yesterday
Conservatives are not reasonable people.
scruss pro Yesterday
@mcmjolnir I mean, they could have brought up something about aboriginal title being settled law, but that would have been engaging with his stupidity, so they did the right thing and mocked him
mcmjolnir pro 22 hours ago
@scruss he's def not the one to engage about that, no no no.
crazyunclejoe pro 5 hours ago
"to date" is a nice little button to ensure that MP Gunn will not, in fact, chillax.
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joffaboy

We're almost all immigrants

World map showing migration paths of our ancestors across the Earth. Colour and arrows show the direction of various waves of movement
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World map showing migration paths of our ancestors across the Earth. Colour and arrows show the direction of various waves of movement
This map shows the spread of Homo sapiens out of Africa and across the globe, with very approximate dates (thousands of years BP).
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...
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roonie pro 32 minutes ago
Went to Madagascar the long way round!
scruss

Microtext

A set of glass double doors, above is a large plain sign with the word Microtext. Visible on the back wall is a smaller sign, also saying MICROTEXT
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A set of glass double doors, above is a large plain sign with the word Microtext. Visible on the back wall is a smaller sign, also saying MICROTEXT
as seen in YorkU library
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BennyTheIcepick pro 10 hours ago
Dunno looks pretty big to me
patd 8 hours ago
Microtext is what you write on microfiche.
dapete

Flight of the Concords

May be an image of dancing
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May be an image of dancing
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Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
Present
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
@Lockjaw ++++
travis pro 2 days ago
@Lockjaw ++
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
That alt text though 🧐
JonGerlach pro Yesterday
It’s Business Time
tweedlydo pro 2 hours ago
@JonGerlach +
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octaneTom

mshtlp

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https://mltshp.com/p/1RLW2
https://mltshp.com/p/1C9TX
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samh pro 2 days ago
Well played. These two absolutely go together.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
li'l (cheesy) buddy
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: “Little buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!”
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
*chef's kiss*
robritz 2 days ago
you still got it
spingo pro 2 days ago
aahah
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infini

 

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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
"All in all can only fall, with a crashing, but meaningless blow, no sound ever comes from the gates of Eden."
Bob Dylan
fisherdah 11 hours ago
But the truth and love people fall, too? I think we (pointing to everyone on earth) need to stop assuming the inevitability of justice as if it’s some universal truth.
minimumsafedistance 6 hours ago
@fisherdah yeah, as a West Virginian I am extra aware of the missing end to many of these modern observations "...because we marched on them with automatic rifles".
Goshawk

Hi, I moved to Sweden

A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
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snowbow 5 days ago
Ohh gorgeous!
jpoulos pro 5 days ago
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
dad 5 days ago
Nice, did you get out of the US?
dreyfusslugado 4 days ago
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
williwaw pro 4 days ago
oh WENDY!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Congratulations!! This is so great!
williwaw pro 4 days ago
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
redfox pro 4 days ago
yayyyyy!
Lockjaw pro 4 days ago
Hej!
BMK 4 days ago
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
WikiAdam 4 days ago
Jealous!
spingo pro 4 days ago
Hullo!
poorusher 4 days ago
Wonderful
joost 4 days ago
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
infini pro 4 days ago
Hello, neighbour!
wjcstp pro 4 days ago
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
urlnotfound pro 4 days ago
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
tweedlydo pro 4 days ago
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! 💜
pk pro 3 days ago
Congratulations on the move!
Goshawk pro 3 days ago
@jpoulos Thank you!

@dad Yes, thank goodness!

@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.

@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.

@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!

@wjcstp Thanks!

@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).

@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.

@pk Thank you!

@BMK 🍅
m3moellering 2 days ago
Congratulations!
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infini

 

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aquaphase

The Troubles

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y95

 

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dad Yesterday
I'm always prepared with cocktail sauce
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
These mnemonics never help me because none of them relate to “watch” v “warning” and the two words are entirely too similar and meaningless on their own.
roonie pro Yesterday
Your "Weather" is quite different. Forget the Celsius v Fahrenheit debate.
infini

 

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bezt pro 2 days ago
For recent Apple, you'd need another keyboard for dialogs related to Apple Services revenue, where the third button would instead be 'Not Now' or 'Maybe Later'.
neuracnu pro 2 days ago
...placed on the underside of the device, shaped and sized like a recessed 'reset' button.
nikkuneko

macbook neo might be good news on the repairability front

screeenshot of a youtube video: a disassembled macbook neo sits at the center of a repair mat. in the corner of the screen is a second camera angle, showing the host moving a screw to a bin while setting down a screwdriver.
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screeenshot of a youtube video: a disassembled macbook neo sits at the center of a repair mat. in the corner of the screen is a second camera angle, showing the host moving a screw to a bin while setting down a screwdriver.
"A teardown of the new MacBook Neo by Australian YouTube repair channel Tech Re-Nu reveals what may be the most modular and repair-friendly Mac laptop in recent times. The Neo is shown being taken apart in just six minutes, suggesting Apple has prioritized simplicity across the board, using standard Torx screws (T3, T5, and T8) and a clean cable routing design."

youtube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

per macrumors:
https://www.macrumors.com/2026...

see also:
https://www.macrumors.com/2026...
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ardgedee pro 23 hours ago
"...using standard Torx screws (T3, T5, and T8)..."

bwah hah hah hah, I remember when Apple started using Torx screws in their laptops and the nerd community was up in arms about how this was yet another part of their proprietary bullshit meant to screw the user.
0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
Torx screw the user.
jive_t pro 22 hours ago
@ardgedee @0y3ahSansAcut3 My favorite Monkee
scruss pro 21 hours ago
@ardgedee all the Classic macs used Torx waybackwhen
samh pro 19 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 LOL
spingo pro 16 hours ago
@jive_t <3
jtj pro 16 hours ago
Most of my Macs have used pentalobe screws, which are definitely less standard than Torx.
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
@jtj argh, you're right!

Torx screws were definitely a point of contention back in the day (where "day" == mid-1980s) but I was misremembering the pentalobe screwheads.
frothywalrus 9 hours ago
Shame you can't upgrade the RAM or SSD... I be they are aiming these at high end schools.
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
I know about them, because they are used in my VW Van, wing windows.
ang pro an hour ago
I don't expect this to be cost comparable, but I like the trend of returning to repairable designs: https://www.ifixit.com/News...
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infini

 

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m3moellering

A welcome piece of street art

In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
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In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
This was yesterday in Jasper, Alberta.
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spingo pro 2 days ago
fun!
artwells

your stepped on garbage shneef? absolutely

hand prodding a pile of white powder with the caption "Ahead: BAD DECISION?"
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hand prodding a pile of white powder with the caption "Ahead: BAD DECISION?"
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tamrow pro 22 hours ago
Achoooo💨

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