😭
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.

hugs

♡♡♡

❤️

Aw.

💙

Marlboro is best when it is askew on a scale

I'll have to get the t-shirt...

I've spent a lot of time in this. Glad to have a word for it.

Reminds me of the (in)famous gas station sushi here, on a state highway in what used to be a rural area but exurban development has swarmed past it within the past decade.

Gas stations with southern cooking and soul food hot bars are very much a thing hereabouts, it's one of the main ways to get fried chicken or pork chops once you're outside the cities, but the gas station sushi shop is still unique as far as I can tell. I haven't tried it yet but want to, it's not in a convenient place for us to get to. They sell teeshirts and other swag because of course they're leveraging the fact that people want to show off to their friends about the time they had gas station sushi.

I've heard tell of a truckstop in Minnesota frequented by South Asian truck drivers that has amazing food, but I haven't verified the stories yet...

@ardgedee gas station sushi sounds like russian roulette

@ba I remember hearing of a similar place near Phoenix, AZ. Phoenix has had a Sikh community for over a century.

@scruss That's the angle, really. You're set up to expect frozen sushi from a factory in New Jersey or something and you get served a decently good meal. Not "food of my homeland by the sea" good but you'll enjoy it and you won't die.

Anyway, damn I could kill a good samosa or two right now. It's been a while since I've had the opportunity.

anything but metric!

@ardgedee "not die" is an important part of me enjoying food, at least so far

@travis as a Canadian, I resent that! These samosas were roughly 95 mm to the side, and about 30 mm thick. Converted into Canadian metric driving units, that's 3.42 seconds and 1.08 seconds, respectively

You have friends everywhere

alt = "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves"

it’s a major award!

...frah-gee-lay, it must be Italian!

"This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now start a band."

@snarkout *three* chords? In this economy???

narrator voice: she got sent many things that were not that

^^^^^^ very much this ^^^^^

These songs are all about you
And I'm tellin' everyone I'm doin' fine without you
I hurt you but I helped you
You may think I've a lot of nerve
But I deserve some credit
Or at least an edit

Take out the part that breaks my heart
And makes me sound uncaring
If you eliminate the swearing
Then I could show my mother
That you can go from one chord to another

G will turn to D
You'll turn to me
And you'll say
You have done me wrong
I wrote these songs about it

She's aware it's all been done before
It's another song in this key
Yeah, but this one's about me
That all the validity she needs

Her criticism's brutal
But I don't really mind
Yeah, she's put it out on vinyl
But it's pretty hard to find, but you will hear
G will turn to D
You'll turn to me
And you'll say
You have done me wrong
I wrote these songs about it

I wish I'd never taught her how to play
I knew she'd get me I should have known
Now her hands are on the fretboard
In an unfamiliar way
And it's tellin' me
She's aware it's all been done before
It's another song in this key
Yeah, but this one's about me
I may not wanna hear the words to

G when put with D
But if you take what you're shown
Learn on your own
Then everything you do
Belongs to you
But know that you are on your own

@tonyb Phenomenal. I’ll be on a Sloan kick for days now thanks. 😊

I'm enjoying this version
https://www.instagram.com/p...

Oh for fuck's sake

I had to look and puzzle for a sec.

godDAMNit

Hehehehehe

urgh

</dadjoke>

he he he

@crazyunclejoe bigtime

I couldn't make sense of it since I used to own a house with a garage bigger than the house. The boxes finally tipped it off.

I still don’t get it. Menses? Werewolves? Apollo?

@mare
Where do you see boxes and pallets with roll up doors?

that is terrrrrrible!

hahahaha

@mare when a cursed person sees the full moon, they turn in to a werewolf. when a cursed house sees the full moon, it turns in to a ...

Whoa, a great image, thanks!

Don't tread on me.

-Costco Tire Center

“tumblr”

perfect metaphor for how I've been feeling these last several years.

Somehow this sticker is pro-safety, FAFO, "we could both lose" and humanizing all at the same time.

This electrician has clearly been in the business since AOL Instant Messenger days.

Cow tools.

I'm reminded of the metal "crisping sleeve" inside Hot Pocket packages.

@dreyfusslugado ++

Pulowski: Nuclear protection on a budget!

Oooh! And clean socks for after!

"I didn't know Jerry had a pillbug protocol!"

@RMarshall ++

I'm seeing that attributed to Elena Gorokhova, a Russian-American author, specifically from her 2010 memoir A Mountain of Crumbs

https://www.google.com/books...

@ba I am so tired of enshittification of the internet

Thanks to the Game Changer episode Deja Vu, I am aware that he won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1970.

I read The Gulag Archipelago.

@ba Well, how many divisions does Elena Gorokhova have?

A dissident was seen handing out flyers on a street corner. The secret police picked him up and arrested him for treason. However, they didn't look at the flyers until after they threw him in a cell, and found they didn't have proof they just had empty sheets. So they dragged him out to an interview room. "These papers you were distributing, why are they blank?" "I don't have to say anything; everyone already knows."

I saw a Fort Thunder wrestling show. Wild stuff.

You’ve got great consistency!

I love this.

Fantastic

Hilarious! Kids will love this…..even if they never say it out loud.

Q: Are We Not Potatoes? A: We Are Electives!

Every. Goalie's. Worst. Nightmare.

oh canada