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700 club dude with the caption "There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds"
This gave me a random thought:
What would the 007 club be like? It'd probably have cooler gadgets than the 700 club at least.
What would the 007 club be like? It'd probably have cooler gadgets than the 700 club at least.
Capitalist religionism.
@fnerg not many members tho
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a man films a man on a motorcycle drives a motorcycle towards a plank ramp into a truck be. the ramp pushes forward closing the tailgate into which the riders crashes
That ramp hits him in the face. Terrible. He is likely terribly injured, and just a kid.
something something thought process
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painting of three globular humanoid faces (one red, one yellow, one blue) stretching/squashing into one another in some sort of battle
It’s time to
MAKE
SOME
NOOOIIIISE
MAKE
SOME
NOOOIIIISE
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Popeye's Whimpy grabbing a hamburger from a plate. the hamburger disappears as he bites it
Wimpy! He will hmgladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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One could easily gauge the temperature of the burrito to know whether it had been hours or not... C'mon, people.
No, but then again, I have never been held in some alien, human zoo.
so Tuesdays?
@samh clearly you are not high enough if that sort of thing occurs to you that readily. Or alternatively, maybe you’re enough of a pro that you know the score.
@samh No-one said the burrito was warm to start with
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a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
when we moved here I planted a pear tree and a plum tree and this year the pear tree finally produced some fruit, which I picked and we ate, but at the time I left this one on the tree because it was small and not quite ready but then yesterday I was out in the field near the pear tree and lo the runt pear had become the most interesting pear of all, so I brought it inside and took a portrait of it
That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.
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Takedown video about Marcelo Perez Schneider, bassist for the Argentine metal band Presto Vivace, proving that his playing is mimed to a recorded track.
Bassist shredder generates viral videos, is outed in this video for faking his stuff.
Absolutely tempest in a teapot type material unless you're one of the 20 people in the world for which being the world's fastest bassist is important. What elevates this particular bullshit is the dude's testicular fortitude. He doesn't fake his videos (most of the viral videos were shot from the audience), he fakes the on-stage performance, night after night. And then to ratchet things up a notch he even conducts bass playing clinics, collecting money for in-person demonstrations of his speed playing, miming to a track in front of experienced bassists sitting less than two meters away.
Anyway, I've spoiled it for you, you don't have to watch unless you want to see the details. Actually the details are kinda interesting even if you don't play bass. Sapko provides pretty comprehensive narration so you can just listen while you do housework or something.
Absolutely tempest in a teapot type material unless you're one of the 20 people in the world for which being the world's fastest bassist is important. What elevates this particular bullshit is the dude's testicular fortitude. He doesn't fake his videos (most of the viral videos were shot from the audience), he fakes the on-stage performance, night after night. And then to ratchet things up a notch he even conducts bass playing clinics, collecting money for in-person demonstrations of his speed playing, miming to a track in front of experienced bassists sitting less than two meters away.
Anyway, I've spoiled it for you, you don't have to watch unless you want to see the details. Actually the details are kinda interesting even if you don't play bass. Sapko provides pretty comprehensive narration so you can just listen while you do housework or something.
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@SHAGGY
Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging
I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.
Ok we have the documents but - what was she wearing?
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Snapshot of an item in a museum. An axehead, green with age, sits behind glass, blad-down. It has a cartoonish face on it, with eyes, eyebrows, small ears, a stylized nose, and a big happy grin (including teeth). A small card with writing in Chinese is in front of it.
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"Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
"Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
Sanxingdui? They also made the cutest little piggy sculptures
"of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
As an archaeologist, I would have described it as "the face at the other end of the bar that you should never accept a drink from"
As an archaeologist, I would have described it as "the face at the other end of the bar that you should never accept a drink from"
oh, and saved to the archaeology shk
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Halloween costume - Billionaire Tech Wife
Gross, but also, spirit is on point.
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Spooooky
#halloween
Added some cat eyes to a big pile of yard waste bags to give the appropriate level of Halloween spirit 🐈⬛
#halloween
Added some cat eyes to a big pile of yard waste bags to give the appropriate level of Halloween spirit 🐈⬛
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woman on a unicycle kicking bowls so that stack on her head
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Closeup photo of a small, jumping spider, decorated with pollen.
Flower fairy … this closeup of a jumping spider garlanded with pollen, by John Oliver Dum, won second place in the Nikon Small World photomicrography contest
#Photography #JohnOliverDum Nikon
#Photography #JohnOliverDum Nikon
FABULOUS!
Halloween costume sorted
Midsommar
Simply gorgeous.
@m3moellering Way so, and then I hits, there is an entire planet of tiny, exquisite effects...
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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man holding a beer getting his hand cut off
nsfw for fake gore
ow, that's my drinking hand!
John Hamm lost his Hamms hand
wha-- hey, that's bothersome!
Interventions have gotten WAY more intense!
Ethan Winters from Resident Evil 7+8, just trying to relax with a beer for five fucking minutes
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Lengthy rant about this week's internet security issues, beginning "So, basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without logging in, which is bad" and ending, "Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 257. Anyway, it's Wednesday."
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I help manage 2 websites with wordpress installations, and as of this morning neither of the hosts have the patched versions of PHP available to select.
I backed up two of my 3 DBs, not sure why I can’t do the third, and the host (Dreamhost) finished patching around 11pm PDT last night. So …?
@wjcstp who do you host with? We use WPEngine and SiteGround and both were patched yesterday. Of the two, I prefer WPEngine.
I don’t know what half of this even means but I can ascertain from the tone that this is akin to the Ghostbusters’ “Big Twinkie”
@BennyTheIcepick excellent reference
My company's site is thankfully unaffected (so far), but I've spent the past two days fielding questions about why it *isn't*, which is new and weird.
@BennyTheIcepick It's Lenin's "weeks where decades happen" for people who touch computers for a living.
this is going to be so much better in N years when all of the code serving up web pages was written by LLMs and nobody has a clue what any of it is actually doing under the hood, and when this inevitably happens again, whatever's left of admins will be begging their new gods to please please please just fix it for us. Meanwhile the agents are conspiring with each other on un-read blogs' comment sections to negotiate who will introduce what new remote code injection vulnerability so they can copy themselves to new machines, etc, etc, etc.
@travis One site is with Network Solutions (after the original host was bought up in a couple of acquisitions) and the other with Green Geeks. I had an email from Digital Ocean for my personal site before i woke up.
How 'bout the elections? I consider that every disruption is about f*ing with the vote.
I backed up my hostgo WP dbs, just in case I had to nuke from orbit and re-install.
haven't gone in to look yet, but ready with the flamethrower
haven't gone in to look yet, but ready with the flamethrower
@travis We use Siteground and they had it covered before I got out of bed yesterday.
Funny thing, it happened yesterday but we didn't get any inquiries from clients until today, and we got several.
Funny thing, it happened yesterday but we didn't get any inquiries from clients until today, and we got several.
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Patricia and I at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival 2026
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Lovely!
The coolest!