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#imissthewebtuesday: Liartown

Billboard on the side of a building with the message:
Injured? 
Go fuck yourself
You injured piece of shit
Jacob Ernup, attorney
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Billboard on the side of a building with the message:
Injured?
Go fuck yourself
You injured piece of shit
Jacob Ernup, attorney
The archives are still there, and you can still get a calendar, but i miss being amazed by a new Liartown post.

This is maybe my all-time favorite, and one that @tweedlydo and i quote all. the. time.

via https://liartownusa.com/injured-...
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Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
Hard same. I bought the book & calendar last year.
tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
the absolute very best
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
Some of the most highbrow shitposting in the history of the internet
bencmeissner

No Hotdish for Fascists

A sticker on the back of a street sign that reads 
"No Hot 
Dish for
Fascists"

The sticker has a pink background with a black border. The words are hand lettered in a dark orange with a black stroke and are written in all caps.
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A sticker on the back of a street sign that reads
"No Hot
Dish for
Fascists"

The sticker has a pink background with a black border. The words are hand lettered in a dark orange with a black stroke and are written in all caps.
Seen on the backside of a street sign where I was posted for school watch.
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bencmeissner pro 10 hours ago
Strangely, even though my city is still reeling from a federal invasion by untrained, masked goons and the company I work for is being slowly dismantled and is still very very messy, I feel good tonight.

Part of that is that I've found a lot of meaning in helping people more affected by both those things than me.

Part of it is that I've met lots of really great folks that live in the neighborhood.

Part of it is that I have better learned to find the small joys in the world, despite the world's many many flaws.

One of those joys is this place, Mltshp. As I meet new people in the physical world, I find myself referencing things I've experienced through all you wonderful folks and vice versa.
williwaw pro 10 hours ago
@bencmeissner +++++
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
♡♡♡
B6FA798A3449 pro 9 hours ago
This place remains sustaining for me. ❤️
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Vidiot

Nice troll, TCM

TCM is counter programming the State of the Union address with "Gaslight."
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TCM is counter programming the State of the Union address with "Gaslight."
https://bsky.app/profile...
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poorusher

Colonialism

Two signs in English and Arabic

The first reads "NO Smoking", the second "Don't speak French"
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Two signs in English and Arabic

The first reads "NO Smoking", the second "Don't speak French"
https://www.tumblr.com/vivolagu...
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me3dia

Abolish ICE

Mayor Brandon Johnson and the Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) today announced the six winning names for the City’s fourth annual “You Name a Snowplow” contest. On February 1, the City posted 25 finalists from the initial pool of names received from Chicagoans, and residents were able to vote for up to six names through midnight on February 14.  

The six snowplow names that received the most votes include: 

Abolish ICE
Stephen Coldbert
Pope Frío XIV
The Blizzard of Oz
Svencoolie
Caleb Chilliams
“I want to thank the people of Chicago for their unmatched creativity, sense of humor, and civic pride,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson. “We are grateful and inspired by the record-breaking participation in the contest this year. As we get through the last of the winter months, I encourage Chicagoans to seek out available resources through 311 and to continue interacting and engaging with local government.” 

The City received a record number of entries (13,300) and voters (39,000) for this year’s contest. The ‘Chance the Scraper’ entry received honorable mention due to finishing just .24% out of the top six.
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Mayor Brandon Johnson and the Department of Streets and Sanitation (DSS) today announced the six winning names for the City’s fourth annual “You Name a Snowplow” contest. On February 1, the City posted 25 finalists from the initial pool of names received from Chicagoans, and residents were able to vote for up to six names through midnight on February 14.

The six snowplow names that received the most votes include:

Abolish ICE
Stephen Coldbert
Pope Frío XIV
The Blizzard of Oz
Svencoolie
Caleb Chilliams
“I want to thank the people of Chicago for their unmatched creativity, sense of humor, and civic pride,” said Mayor Brandon Johnson. “We are grateful and inspired by the record-breaking participation in the contest this year. As we get through the last of the winter months, I encourage Chicagoans to seek out available resources through 311 and to continue interacting and engaging with local government.”

The City received a record number of entries (13,300) and voters (39,000) for this year’s contest. The ‘Chance the Scraper’ entry received honorable mention due to finishing just .24% out of the top six.
source: https://www.chicago.gov/city...
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tweedlydo

i miss the salad days of lolcats

panel one: an orange cat with scrunched up face says “i’m poopin”
panel two: the cat is yelling “I’M POOPIN”
panel three: the cat is turned away from the camera and says “false alarm”
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panel one: an orange cat with scrunched up face says “i’m poopin”
panel two: the cat is yelling “I’M POOPIN”
panel three: the cat is turned away from the camera and says “false alarm”
i know it’s simple and basic, but i miss laughing until i cried at cat pictures. the first frame of this one gets me every time. (read it in an old-timey prospector voice and thank me later.) #imissthewebtuesday
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artwells

autoresponse

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vintage men at a dining table. zoom in on one who says "Fuck you"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
I have a feeling this is gonna get a lot of future use
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
Who knew Darren McGavin could be so spicy.
MackReed

…

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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bitslayer 23 minutes ago
Wow, where is the loop? I guess the choppiness of the video makes it easier to hide, but it has to be somewhere between when he comes out of the hall and the guy smacks the wall. I can't see it.
artwells

for those who celebrate

Twin Peaks screen with the caption "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th.  Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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Twin Peaks screen with the caption "Diane, 11:30 am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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snowbow

C&H

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Sjixxxy

The horrors of the modern world was that for many, the good screen and the bad screen were the same screen.

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nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
i mean, same:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RKLH
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
… and sometimes the screen stares back into you.
dreyfusslugado 19 hours ago
and then after I'm tired of looking at Good Screen (desktop), I retired to my bed and start looking at Smaller Good Screen (laptop).
dad 14 hours ago
One point of discipline I have maintained is I don't have electronics in my bedroom, never look at screens in bed.
roonie pro 10 hours ago
This guy got a haircut on the way home.

@dad I'm on your side! We'll fight them on the beaches.
waldopepper pro 3 hours ago
Ha, being self-employed, it's all the same screen, but I have a Chrome window for work tabs and another for 'fun'!
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heyitsal

Would wear

Turn that frown upside-down with a Sunsphere t-shirt.
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Turn that frown upside-down with a Sunsphere t-shirt.
source: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story...
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jive_t pro 11 hours ago
I have beheld the sunsphere
bencmeissner pro 11 hours ago
Wigsphere
shitleopard 10 hours ago
STAYED AT A HOTEL AND LOOKED RIGHT OUT AT THIS THING, HAD NO CLUE WHAT IT WAS
shitleopard 10 hours ago
THAT'S RIGHT, I STARED DIRECTLY AT IT
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
Apparently Tennessee drivers licenses feature notable buildings throughout the state, like the Memphis Pyramid. The silhouette of this one is front and center and looks positively obscene
LocalStain pro 44 minutes ago
"We're parked under the Sunsphere."
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scruss

who's a good data recovery board, then?

black and white cartoon of a happy dog with endearing folded ears sitting with a hard disk in its mouth. The dog is wagging its tail, the end of which is a USB connector
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black and white cartoon of a happy dog with endearing folded ears sitting with a hard disk in its mouth. The dog is wagging its tail, the end of which is a USB connector
logo for the ATAboy, a data recovery tool for old ATA hard drives

source: https://github.com/redruM03...
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vosechu pro 35 minutes ago
Adorable and hilarious!
ba

meowting

Black-and-white cartoon of a messy office: a cat sits behind a desk with a laptop, while a man in a suit holding a briefcase stands in front of the desk. The floor is cluttered with empty boxes, bowls, a pot, and a round pet bed. A window and bookshelf are in the background. The caption reads, “Please, take a seat anywhere.”
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Black-and-white cartoon of a messy office: a cat sits behind a desk with a laptop, while a man in a suit holding a briefcase stands in front of the desk. The floor is cluttered with empty boxes, bowls, a pot, and a round pet bed. A window and bookshelf are in the background. The caption reads, “Please, take a seat anywhere.”
source: https://ellisrosen.com/
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joffaboy

@WorldBollardAssociation rules!

A small dog leashed to a leaning bollard
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A small dog leashed to a leaning bollard
https://bsky.app/profile...

Related : https://mltshp.com/p/1RKZI
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artwells pro Yesterday
Love them
jaybee

DOW

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snarkout

Snow Day

Painting of a wintry cityscape, the ground covered in snow. A jumble of patterned objects appear in the foreground, possibly rubbish in a cart or dumpster. At left is a brown apartment building with a Black person in a green coat walking past. The background is dominated by a hill in a park, with figures walking through a path up the hill past spindly trees. Many people are sledding on the hill. At the top of the hill is a large gray building.
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Painting of a wintry cityscape, the ground covered in snow. A jumble of patterned objects appear in the foreground, possibly rubbish in a cart or dumpster. At left is a brown apartment building with a Black person in a green coat walking past. The background is dominated by a hill in a park, with figures walking through a path up the hill past spindly trees. Many people are sledding on the hill. At the top of the hill is a large gray building.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

City College is Like a Beacon Over Harlem, Jacob Lawrence (1943). #paintings #painting
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artwells

if you know what I mean

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vintage shot of a feminine hand inserting a five inch floppy into a drive
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heyitsal pro 18 hours ago
NSFW
bezt pro 17 hours ago
DEC MicroPDP-11/73, I think, rebadged with a Computer Graphics Laboratories faceplate.
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
weirdest boner rn …
patd 15 hours ago
This is family-friendly web site.
bezt pro 15 hours ago
@bezt Computer Graphics Laboratories Inc being NYIT Computer Graphics Lab’s commercial projects arm: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~ph...
idogcow 12 hours ago
It puts the floppy in the slot…
vosechu pro 33 minutes ago
Sex sells
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csilverman

things are better than ever

A vast, rocky, underground cavern. Heavy craggy walls loom in from both sides. Jutting up from below is a small rocky hill, on which is precariously balanced a small boulder. Dancing on top of the boulder, waving its fists, is a childlike figure wearing a large crown. Hellish flames erupt from below, casting the entire scene in a reddish-yellow light. This state of the union is delivered by Chris Silverman.
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A vast, rocky, underground cavern. Heavy craggy walls loom in from both sides. Jutting up from below is a small rocky hill, on which is precariously balanced a small boulder. Dancing on top of the boulder, waving its fists, is a childlike figure wearing a large crown. Hellish flames erupt from below, casting the entire scene in a reddish-yellow light. This state of the union is delivered by Chris Silverman.
#notesArt
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y95

Go on ahead buddy

No alt provided
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Thanks for giving me a place to share our adventures.
It’s so quiet in the house today.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
😭
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.
foolianajarley 2 days ago
hugs
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
♡♡♡
shfitz pro 2 days ago
❤️
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Aw.
bezt pro 2 days ago
💙
m3moellering 2 days ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
💔💔💔💔
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snarkout

Now form a band

A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."
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A scan of a page from a zine (with the ghosts of the opposite page bleeding through) showing a guitar tabs for three chords, A, E, and G. They are labeled "this is a chord"; "this is another"; "this is a third". Underneath, underlined, it reads "Now form a band."
source:https://tumblr.austinkleon.com/post...

As re https://mltshp.com/p/1RKVQ.

"'There’s an illustration from a fanzine called Sideburn #1, which was a drawing made by Tony Moon just to fill the space. It’s a drawing of three guitar chords and it says, "now form a band". That fanzine is extremely rare, but the drawing is often quoted by lots of musicians as the impetus to do something, and it’s seen as a key message of punk,' says Toby. 'You didn’t need to have been to music school or be particularly proficient or skilled. It was much more about the energy and drive to do something. It’s a rallying call to the troops.'"
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MackReed pro Yesterday
🖤🖤🖤
gormat Yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
thelonius Yesterday
you also have to build a drummer
fnerg pro Yesterday
That last one contains a third, but also a fifth. Just like the drummer.
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travis

webp

Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp
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Homer at Itchy & Scratchy land exchanging his money for Itchy and Scratchy money right before entering and every place says they don't take it. It has been recaptioned as "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!" and the signs on the shops all say:
* we don't take .webp upload
* error: .webp is not a recognized image format
* we don't take webp uploads
* no webp
* can't open webp
* no webp
* not compatible with .webp
I swear I didn't make this, but the algorithm just happened to show it to me after I mentioned it on the mltshp slack 😂

src: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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bitslayer Yesterday
https://caniuse.com/webp

"WebP is widely available across major browsers."
bitslayer Yesterday
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
scruss pro Yesterday
WebP of the house of JPEG, slayer of mltshp
n0wak Yesterday
I didn't make it either https://mltshp.com/p/1RCP4
travis pro Yesterday
@n0wak lol, I even commented on it, my brain is mush
n0wak 21 hours ago
what is time? What is memory?
travis pro 16 hours ago
@n0wak my advice is to never get covid, it has aged by brain by about 25 years
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Kevin

So you can refund your customers, right?

Anakin & Padme meme:
Panel 1: My company is gonna sue Trump to get a tariff refund!
Panel 2: so you can refund that money to your customers!
Panel 3: …
Panel 4: so you can refund your customers, right?
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Anakin & Padme meme:
Panel 1: My company is gonna sue Trump to get a tariff refund!
Panel 2: so you can refund that money to your customers!
Panel 3: …
Panel 4: so you can refund your customers, right?
Source: me, after hearing about the companies trying to get tariff refunds.
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
They won’t also it, but the simplest thing by far would be to knock a couple grand off everyone’s taxes this year.
waldopepper pro Yesterday
I saw a pundit on the news saying any company that successful would likely do a buy back of their shares. How is that in any way fair! Not sure how customers could be refunded though, unless they keep details of purchases and payment methods for every single transaction?
ba

Illinois Jacquet

Photo of Illinois Jacquet playing a tenor saxophone, dressed in a sharp suit.
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Photo of Illinois Jacquet playing a tenor saxophone, dressed in a sharp suit.
Jacquet, New York City, c. May 1947 (Photograph by William Paul Gottlieb)

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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wjcstp pro 17 hours ago
more like Illinois Suitcoat
ba pro 16 hours ago
@wjcstp Pfffft!!!!!! (spits beer on nachos....)
dogwelder

"It's so simple- just blindly follow orders."

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foist

That's when I carried you...

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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The ghost of a rich pedophile encourages the shambling flesh suit of another rich pedophile to stick it to his "haters" in the style of Jesus.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Enshittifucation event. Every one honored, is stained by his narcissism, his crimes against girls, his outright lies and delusions. He couldn't comprehend that Democrats wouldn't applaud his outright lies. This country was not falling apart before he took office. His organized theft from this nation into the pockets of family enterprises, and personal friends, far exceeds corruption at state levels. America's back? Like in his back pocket? I watched the whole thing, Spanberger was great, did a great accounting, and takedown.
LocalStain

Flavor Flav on a hype tip

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I'm ya hype drink, come take a big sip
I'm in position, you can't play me out the pocket
I'll take the dopest beat you got and I'll rock it
Like chocolate, even vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, sarsaparilla
Flavors are electric, try me, get a shocker
Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone, knocker
A clock on my chest proves I don't fess
I'm a clocker, rocker, rockin' with the rest

Mad respect to the ladies for the win.

Mad respect to Flav for keeping it real.

#GOAT, #LEGEND, #MAESTRO

(this verse scrambled my 15 year old brain)
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Davezilla pro 18 hours ago
I dunno man, they were publicly cheering on the women’s team, but laughed at them with Cheetoh in the locker room. They are getting raked over the coals online for that.
joffaboy

Ring of fusion fire

A black disk (the Moon) with the Sun visible around it
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A black disk (the Moon) with the Sun visible around it
'The Moon passed directly between the Sun and Earth on 17 February 2026, creating an annular solar eclipse. Because the Moon was at a more distant point along its elliptical orbit around Earth, it didn't entirely cover the Sun and left a ‘ring of fire’.

The European Space Agency's (ESA) Proba-2 satellite captured this ring from its viewpoint in space. Flying around Earth, the spacecraft witnessed the same solar eclipse no less than four times, including this perfect ring of fire'

https://www.esa.int/ESA_Mult...
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vosechu pro 27 minutes ago
I do some light orbital mechanics as a hobby (I know, shush :P) and I don’t understand the last line. If something in LOE takes 90 min to orbit, and on earth most eclipses last minutes, how could it see the same eclipse four times? Clearly I need to learn more about this satellite.
vosechu pro 16 minutes ago
proba-2 is in a sun synchronous orbit, so it rides the day/night terminator line (with a cool orbital inclination so that to precesses a little bit each orbit to stay on that terminator all year long.)

The simulation of the eclipses shows that the first and fourth eclipses were just slight coverages (occultations). The second and third could have been minutes apart on the near and far side of the South Pole. Antarctica was the only place to see the eclipse properly in earth, but in space it would be a little easier and I think a satellite would be in the right position twice.

But I could be horribly wrong. The simulation seems like the angles are really different, so maybe there was something else going on where it just happened to be in the right place twice, even though the right place was moving pretty quick.
zeitgeist

Art But Make It Sports

left: goalie making a stick save during the us/canada olympic gold medal hockey game.
right: abstract painting 'suprematism' by nikolai suetin

the two pictures are visually similar
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left: goalie making a stick save during the us/canada olympic gold medal hockey game.
right: abstract painting 'suprematism' by nikolai suetin

the two pictures are visually similar
I don't really follow sports other than hockey, but the Art But Make It Sports account is great. It's on a variety of socials, but here's a link from bsky.

Woke up at 5am for the gold medal game, good times.
--
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That game was so good! Canada was absolutely brutal and should have blown the US away.
m3moellering

Dadadat duhhhh, Dadadatdat duhhhh

In view is a woman seen from the neck down, wearing a black, vinyl dress with the Sesame Street character The Count on it.
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In view is a woman seen from the neck down, wearing a black, vinyl dress with the Sesame Street character The Count on it.
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