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williwaw

goodbye my sweet doggie

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We lost our sweet, sweet pooches quite suddenly this weekend. We knew it was nearing her time but thought we had a couple more months with her and hoped she'd make it to her 17th birthday in April, so it was somewhat unexpected. We've had her since she was 12 weeks old, when we adopted her from a shelter in Houston, so we're grateful for the 16 and a half years we've had with her. She went everywhere with us and hiked some serious trails and mountains, as well as had some very serious naps hahaha!

The smartest, most independent dog I've ever seen, she deserves an eloquent elegy with some good stories but my heart has been ripped out and I can't type very well at the moment. Of all the dogs I've owned, and they were all good dogs, she was "The Dog." She was my bestest girl.

Her bed has been rolled and tied up and her water dish has a hole drilled into it so no other dog can use it again, and she was buried in a sunny spot which she loved so much.

Thank you for reading. Give your own sweet pups/kitties a kiss on the forehead for me. Y'all are a comfort.

(A quick shout out to our vet - she was very scared of the vet's office so he was willing to come out to the car to put her asleep, which saved her a considerable amount of anxiety at the end, so we are very grateful for that.)
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ckoerner 11 hours ago
Sorry for your loss. She sounds like a wonderful friend.
bezt pro 11 hours ago
So sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing her with us.
bubbalumpkis pro 11 hours ago
I'm sorry for your loss; it's so hard to lose such a good friend - my heart goes out to you
O_C pro 11 hours ago
May her memory be a blessing
homerj 11 hours ago
RIP good girl.
cb pro 11 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 11 hours ago
I just spent $3,000 at three different emergency veterinarians this year for my kitten and we are still not sure they figured out what is wrong.

So, right now I'm at the diner table reading this and trying not to openly weep for you and your dog and all the wonderful stories behind your words.

Thank you for sharing this with us.
snarkout pro 10 hours ago
I'm so sorry.
BMK 10 hours ago
Truly sorry for the loss of your sweet dog.

Rest well, good pup.
wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
What an excellent dog, i'm glad you found each other and had such great adventures together.
drurystephanie 10 hours ago
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
ufez pro 10 hours ago
💔 What a sweet baby.
mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
I am so sorry
foist pro 9 hours ago
Godspeed good girl.
rangefinder pro 8 hours ago
Much love to you, @williwaw. Oof, I'm so sorry for your loss. She sounds like such a lovely family member. Lost my longtime furry companion a little over 4 years ago, also fairly suddenly. Sending you hugs and hope that your many happy memories together will be a source of joy to help heal the pain. Feel free to reach out if you ever want to talk. <3
poorusher 8 hours ago
Beautiful dog and a beautiful elegy. Thank you for sharing. Much love.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
Aw, geez. Here’s to a very good life.
BooBounder 6 hours ago
So sad. But I loved the tongue.
BooBounder 6 hours ago
FWIW: my handle is a portmanteau of 2 dogs that spent 12 years with us. They've been gone for twenty ... and that's sort of a memorial.
mikemccracken 3 hours ago
🫡 she sounds like a great dog and a good friend.
ba pro an hour ago
May her memory be a blessing.
Sailormom pro 56 minutes ago
So sorry for your loss.
m3moellering 45 minutes ago
They are our companion species. They complement us in unfathomable ways.
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
bencmeissner pro 27 minutes ago
Oh, I’m so so sorry for your loss.
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brundlefly

chicken butt

Line drawing of two people stranded on a tiny desert island with a single palm tree. One of them is standing on the evidently solid "ocean," saying "Hey! Guess what?"'
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Line drawing of two people stranded on a tiny desert island with a single palm tree. One of them is standing on the evidently solid "ocean," saying "Hey! Guess what?"'
"Stranded on a tiny desert island with a single palm tree" might be my favorite sub-genre of single frame cartoon, and this one managed to take me by surprise and burst out laughing.

source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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ufez pro 14 hours ago
Jesus Christ!
waa pro 13 hours ago
I work for a Comix festival, and my plan/fantasy for this year’s edition is to make an exhibition with just desert island cartoons. It’s a cliché that never stops giving, and I think it’s entirely possible to make an exhibition with 100 cartoons that each really really good. (bit of a hassle to clear the rights though.)
travis pro 12 hours ago
"Christ what an asshole"
bubbalumpkis pro 11 hours ago
This got a genuine lol out of me!
brundlefly 9 hours ago
@waa Oooh, that would be very cool!
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cristin

new winter goals

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nighttime video of someone wearing an inflatable unicorn costume with a rainbow mane and tail, and cartoony happy eyes and smile. They are operating a snow blower while it is snowing, and moving in a jaunty, cartoony way that makes the costume head bop back and forth.
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O_C

cyclical

Scene from a comic book in the mid 80s. Captain America at a new stand with a sigh that Theia “THIS AIN'T NO LIbrary” Cap is gripping a new paper. 

Captain America says: 

NOT AGAIN!
WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA!
NOW WE'RE
BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED
"DRUG WAR!"

WHY
CANT. WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA
ALONE?
HAVEN'T WE EXPLOITED THEM LONG ENOUGH ?!
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Scene from a comic book in the mid 80s. Captain America at a new stand with a sigh that Theia “THIS AIN'T NO LIbrary” Cap is gripping a new paper.

Captain America says:

NOT AGAIN!
WE BROKE INTERNATIONAL LAW INVADING PANAMA!
NOW WE'RE
BREAKING THE LAW AGAIN WITH THIS FABRICATED
"DRUG WAR!"

WHY
CANT. WE LEAVE LATIN AMERICA
ALONE?
HAVEN'T WE EXPLOITED THEM LONG ENOUGH ?!
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro 16 hours ago
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
robotmachine

 

Screenshot of a post on Blue Sky. 

“The FIFA peace prize used to mean something”
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Screenshot of a post on Blue Sky.

“The FIFA peace prize used to mean something”
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zork

Chilly con Cheeno

Fat bike tipped over in a snowy mountain road. To the right is a dead gnarled tree, to the left, various conifers. Fog obscures the landscape in the distance.
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Fat bike tipped over in a snowy mountain road. To the right is a dead gnarled tree, to the left, various conifers. Fog obscures the landscape in the distance.
Rode 47 miles through the snow, slush, and mud up and over a mountain pass from Kila, MT to the little town of Hot Springs. After this, most of the ride was through freezing fog, which gave the ride an ethereal feel, passing along through the gray.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Did you soak?
m3moellering 16 hours ago
Wow! That is so far beyond my ability! Congratulations!
waldopepper pro 23 minutes ago
Beautiful! Also good effort.
n0wak

feel bad rainbow

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artwells

Yah, so about you not inviting me to your birthday

Screen shot of text "Guillermo del Toro: Saying 'Art is not important ' is 'always the prelude to fascism'
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Screen shot of text "Guillermo del Toro: Saying 'Art is not important ' is 'always the prelude to fascism'
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ba pro an hour ago
title +++
artwells

What I saw

Poster scraps on a pole
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Poster scraps on a pole
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BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
Unnnnf sumptuous textures
artwells pro 14 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick I know. It's been a few months since I took this one. My toes kinda curled when I saw this one was next in the queue
Kevin

New Playlist Dropped

Screenshot of a playlist showing tracks:
Please Please Please (Shout Out Louds)
Die Today (Off With Their Heads)
C’mon C’mon (The Von Bondies)
Heart Attack (Olivia Newton-John)
You Can Do It (Ice Cube, Mack 10, Ms. Toi)
Let’s Go (The Cars)
Big (Fontaines D.C.)
Fatal (Pearl Jam)
Heart Attack (Slaughter Beach, Dog)
Right Here, Right Now (Fatboy Slim)
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Screenshot of a playlist showing tracks:
Please Please Please (Shout Out Louds)
Die Today (Off With Their Heads)
C’mon C’mon (The Von Bondies)
Heart Attack (Olivia Newton-John)
You Can Do It (Ice Cube, Mack 10, Ms. Toi)
Let’s Go (The Cars)
Big (Fontaines D.C.)
Fatal (Pearl Jam)
Heart Attack (Slaughter Beach, Dog)
Right Here, Right Now (Fatboy Slim)
Sourced on Bluesky but I can’t find by who.
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3rdparty

🇻🇪

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Who gets the $50M?
Kevin pro Yesterday
Also Elon thrilled for a distraction from his CSAM generator
neuracnu pro Yesterday
Remember, Special Prosecutor Jack Smith’s testimony to the house judiciary committee was released a few days ago ( https://www.youtube.com/watch... ) where he says, under oath, that he had dead-to-rights evidence that Trump attempted to steal the 2020 election. (And also theft of all those classified documents and hid them in the bathroom at Mar a Lago).

I've also heard some grousing that "distraction" is a poor word choice (because it implies the distracting act is of little consequence). I disagree with that reading. A hand grenade is an effective distraction from your unzipped zipper.
minimumsafedistance 21 hours ago
@neuracnu Is there a better word than distraction? Because I think it IS a distraction, as well as also a terrible, politically motivated attack. Feels like the pit in the center of the peach is that it distracts, though, no?
travis pro 19 hours ago
arguing over the word choice of "distraction" sounds like some CIA bullshit to me
markhurst 12 hours ago
See also relevant Tom Tomorrow cartoon: https://www.dailykos.com/stories...
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dogwelder

Just as your leader here

Comic panel: A man in a blue suit and red tie waves his hands around while three people in the background look on. Text in the bottom right corer reads "THE RING LEADERS WHO PERSIST IN DOING EVIL WILL HAVE THEIR MINDS SO WARPED BY INTENSE HYPNOTIC POWER THAT THEREAFTER THEY WILL BECOME BABBLING IDIOTS JUST AS YOUR LEADER HERE."
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Comic panel: A man in a blue suit and red tie waves his hands around while three people in the background look on. Text in the bottom right corer reads "THE RING LEADERS WHO PERSIST IN DOING EVIL WILL HAVE THEIR MINDS SO WARPED BY INTENSE HYPNOTIC POWER THAT THEREAFTER THEY WILL BECOME BABBLING IDIOTS JUST AS YOUR LEADER HERE."
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guyver3

Butter poached lobster pasta

Saffron garlic butter poached lobster tails with linguine and wine sauce made with some of the strained poaching butter
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Saffron garlic butter poached lobster tails with linguine and wine sauce made with some of the strained poaching butter
Saffron garlic butter poached lobster tails with linguine and wine sauce made with some of the strained poaching butter
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crazyunclejoe

CATSITTING PLUS

A raccoon eating from a metal bowl, with reflections of denim and an interior scene.
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A raccoon eating from a metal bowl, with reflections of denim and an interior scene.
We are cat sitting for a friend, which also means we are raccoon and possum sitting
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shfitz

I am tired of Earth. These people.

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Titled as found

https://bsky.app/profile...
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snowbow

New work

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‘Draak (dragon)’, ink on bristol paper, 2025/2026. 8”x9.5”.
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billturner pro Yesterday
Amazing!
joshmillard pro Yesterday
hell yeah
spingo pro Yesterday
!!!
joost Yesterday
Draak inderdaad!
me3dia pro 20 hours ago
Beautiful!
tweedlydo pro 20 hours ago
holy shitsnacks
KMAlexander pro 19 hours ago
WOW
waa pro 18 hours ago
@ snowbow You're Dutch?
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LocalStain

 

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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
a favorite
Argie

Oh... hey there 2026

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ardgedee pro an hour ago
Implies a need for space jock straps.
csilverman

oh, you know how it is

A tall figure wearing a dark purple overcoat grips a phone in its hand, staring in horror and appearing to stagger back from the screen. The figure is awkwardly proportioned, with strangely small legs and a very tall and massive upper body that give the impression of two people in the coat. The coat has two military-style stars on one shoulder, a round blue patch on the other, and an ID card pinned to the breast. The figure's head is round, with one eye and no nose, like a worm or some bizarre fish. Its eye is red. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A tall figure wearing a dark purple overcoat grips a phone in its hand, staring in horror and appearing to stagger back from the screen. The figure is awkwardly proportioned, with strangely small legs and a very tall and massive upper body that give the impression of two people in the coat. The coat has two military-style stars on one shoulder, a round blue patch on the other, and an ID card pinned to the breast. The figure's head is round, with one eye and no nose, like a worm or some bizarre fish. Its eye is red. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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ba

The Ornette Coleman Quartet, New York, 1971

Black-and-white photograph of the Ornette Coleman Quartet rehearsing in a sparse loft in New York, 1971. Drummer Ed Blackwell plays a compact drum kit at left; Dewey Redman sits with a tenor saxophone; Ornette Coleman, seated at a table, holds his alto saxophone; and bassist Charlie Haden stands at right with an upright bass. The musicians are arranged informally in a wooden-floored industrial space, emphasizing an intimate, collaborative rehearsal atmosphere.
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Black-and-white photograph of the Ornette Coleman Quartet rehearsing in a sparse loft in New York, 1971. Drummer Ed Blackwell plays a compact drum kit at left; Dewey Redman sits with a tenor saxophone; Ornette Coleman, seated at a table, holds his alto saxophone; and bassist Charlie Haden stands at right with an upright bass. The musicians are arranged informally in a wooden-floored industrial space, emphasizing an intimate, collaborative rehearsal atmosphere.
Drummer Ed Blackwell, tenor saxophonist Dewey Redman, alto saxophonist Ornette Coleman and bassist Charlie Haden
Photo: Val Wilmer/Redferns/Getty Images
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ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
I wonder who the guy sitting against the pillar is.
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
I think that is Ornette. Dewey is nearer to the drummer.
ba pro 16 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I think @ardgedee is asking about the guy behind Ornette.
ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
@ba @0y3ahSansAcut3 Yeah sorry. I meant the guy sitting on the floor behind Ornette.
ba pro 15 hours ago
@ardgedee It looks like Jerry Garcia...
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Ohhhh...never mind.
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joffaboy

Cheeky Effect Speaks

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Photo by Rodislav Driben 2019

CHEEKY EFFECT SPEAKS
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MackReed

⚫️

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Animation of a sphere limned in fine white circles spinning on a black field
Yes, but which direction is it spinning?

source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 17 hours ago
For the longest time for me it was spinning 180° before reversing direction.
MackReed pro 16 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick same, also I just managed to get it to pingpong, right/left/right/left.
joffaboy

Quite possible...

Fake news post - Ice accidentally sends Maduro back to Venezuela
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Fake news post - Ice accidentally sends Maduro back to Venezuela
https://slrpnk.net/post...
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MackReed

I am tired of these presidents, their war crimes

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waa

Amsterdam Typography

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The lost typography of Amsterdam, collected by Arno Verweij on https://www.amsterdamtypography.nl

Although all of this is gone, If you ever go to Amsterdam, it still pays off to pay attention to all the typography. Not just on shop signs but also on bridges and doors and buildings and the sides of the canals, the famous Amsterdammetjes and much, much more. It's a treasure trove.
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joost 2 days ago
Lovely. Reminds me of this now defunct website https://web.archive.org/web...
waa pro Yesterday
@joost Oh, that's great!
hassebasse 3 hours ago
So much great letters, thanks!

On a side not, I help run a small type foundry (Monokrom), and I have learnt that my colleagues in the trade actually separate between typography and signage / sign painting etc. It's a minor distinction, but typography has to do with designing and using movable type in which all letters are possible to combine with any other letter, and able to form any conceivable word, whereas sign painting may adapt each letter more to the specific context.
waa pro an hour ago
@hassebasse thanks for making that distinction! (but it’s just the name of the website).
hassebasse an hour ago
@waa I know, it wasn't aimed at you or meant as a correction as such, sorry if it came off like that:)
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LocalStain

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ba pro Yesterday
...reverse ship of Theseus...
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@ba The Chip of Jeseus
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Trickier question than you think. If you figure He's been exsanguinated for the wine, there's still more fluid in the body to remove before reaching the moisture content of a communion wafer. Which leads to the question of where those liquids go.
Kevin pro Yesterday
It’s like fish and the loaves of bread, he brought enough for everybody!
dad Yesterday
How long before you shit a whole jesus?
ckoerner Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado lol
joshmillard pro Yesterday
I was doing napkin math on a related question a few months ago and came to the conclusion that American Catholics consume on the order of 2 Statue of Liberties worth of host (by mass) each year.
joshmillard pro Yesterday
the error bars on this estimate are, naturally, all over the fucking place
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@joshmillard I like a communion, two at the most, three I'm under the alter...
joshmillard pro Yesterday
@localstain yeah you gotta look out for transubstance abuse
cristin pro Yesterday
@ardgedee the wine is watered down, of course!
travis pro 19 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
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LocalStain

mfw

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Kevin

Terror must be maintained or the Empire is doomed

Screenshot of a Star Trek episode where the Enterprise goes to an alternate evil dimension. Evil Spock (he has a beard) is talking to Kirk saying “Terror must be maintained or the Empire is doomed.”
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Screenshot of a Star Trek episode where the Enterprise goes to an alternate evil dimension. Evil Spock (he has a beard) is talking to Kirk saying “Terror must be maintained or the Empire is doomed.”
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Posted for no reason
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
We are here to liberate our new Dilithium.
idogcow Yesterday
Eliza: How KIND of you to let (us) come
jessamyn

HNY

Me in a jacket with a hood pulled over my head. It has that sort of fake fur around the edges and the fake fur is being blown back. I'm wearing a brown wool scarf. I have very rosy cheeks and something approximating a smile. I am outside. It's sunny and the sky is a bright blue.
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Me in a jacket with a hood pulled over my head. It has that sort of fake fur around the edges and the fake fur is being blown back. I'm wearing a brown wool scarf. I have very rosy cheeks and something approximating a smile. I am outside. It's sunny and the sky is a bright blue.
Was heckin' windy out today. Got a nearly two mile walk in today despite the several inches of snow last night. Did a pleasant NYE with neighbors, last night, learned a new card game, ate some delicious food. Was home by 10, and in bed by 11:30. Grateful for you nerds.
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joshmillard pro 3 days ago
Happy new year, friend.
Xedrik 3 days ago
What was the new card game? HNY!
williwaw pro 3 days ago
you look fantastic, what a great selfie!!!

Grateful for you!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
That’s proper winter gear, looks like a nice day for a walk.
jessamyn pro 3 days ago
@Xedrik It's called Five Crowns. Sort of a rummy variant. Longer than I might prefer but otherwise a good time and I'd play it again.
poorusher 3 days ago
AH SUPER! Also jealous of the parka I'm trying to get a new one at some point
m3moellering 3 days ago
HNY!
ba pro 2 days ago
HNY!
ftrain pro 2 days ago
Happy New Year, Jessamyn!
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
@poorusher This one was some fancyish brand but it was in the thrift store because the zipper broke. I traded zipper repair for some computer help and pew pew.
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
@jessamyn I love Five Crowns! It's the only game my dad will play.
roonie pro 2 days ago
@jessamyn everything about that statement is excellent! HNY!
travis pro 2 days ago
❤️
billturner pro Yesterday
Happy new year!
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otaman

funny thing...

Fiona Hill
testimony before Congress
October 14, 2019 
And the Russians at this particular juncture were signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap arrangement between Venezuela and Ukraine.... You know, you have your Monroe
doctrine. You want us out of your backyard. Well, you know, we have our own version of this. You're in our backyard in Ukraine....
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Fiona Hill
testimony before Congress
October 14, 2019
And the Russians at this particular juncture were signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap arrangement between Venezuela and Ukraine.... You know, you have your Monroe
doctrine. You want us out of your backyard. Well, you know, we have our own version of this. You're in our backyard in Ukraine....
https://bsky.app/profile...
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