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m3moellering

Bees!!!! (Mark II)

Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
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Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
We hired a local apiary specialist to come rescue the bees who had made a home above our mud room. It was $$$ but made us happier. This is a relatively young hive. We saw them swarming weeks ago but couldn’t get anyone out until this past weekend.
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m3moellering an hour ago
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MackReed

you are the product

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Here’s a nauseating little tool that generates a report on how conscious LLMs are of your existence.

The poster ( https://telescoper.blog/2026... ) reports:

“Yesterday I found out about a site called intheweights.com , which reveals which people are “stored” in the weights of large language models. Those “weights” are billions of numerical values by which these AI models encode their knowledge. If you show up in them, the model considered you relevant enough during training to recall without tools such as web search.

The site queries several models to figure out who a specific person is, combines the results, and assigns a strength score.  According to the leaderboard, the current maximum strength score is 998, awarded too a person called Charlize Theron (of whom I have never heard); number Two is Rudyard Kipling, apparently. I’m surprised the top isn’t Taylor Swift. I guess these weights change with time too.”

nb, using it seems to burn tokens and, thus, trees. I shared this as a public service - don’t feel compelled to follow my lead.

Also, I have never been much of an “editor,” and the summation misses a good 60% of the rest of my checkered career, not to mention my fully online, nonprofessional life.

#destroyallrobots #stayhuman
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urlnotfound pro an hour ago
"Name shared by multiple professionals and public figures; insufficient context to identify one specific..."

I am not in the weights, as it were, and I am fine with that.
roue an hour ago
it said I was a bobsled marketing co-founder.
me3dia pro an hour ago
I'm only the second-most AI-plagiarized Andrew Huff.
ardgedee pro 55 minutes ago
I don't appear at all under my given name. There are almost a dozen sharing that name who are not me, most of them nonexistent and probably made up by reddit shitposters.
otaman pro 55 minutes ago
It suggested that I am a Canadian film and television actor known for supporting roles in projects including The Incredible Hulk and Saw V (basically mistaking me for someone else with the same last name).
jpoulos pro 41 minutes ago
The founder of Dominion Voting systems, which the MAGAs believed stole the 2020 election, shares my name. (My Twitter mentions at the time were spectacular.) So that seems to have kept my fairly well hidden from the LLMs.
otaman pro 30 minutes ago
@jpoulos LOL. At one point I wondered if you were indeed that same guy. He went to elementary school with my sister.
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LocalStain

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joffaboy

Choose up to one

CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
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CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
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hertz pro 2 hours ago
That I'm annoyed they're not radio buttons is my ticket past this captcha
joffaboy

True..

Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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waa

My first mural is done!

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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.

Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.

I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...

#painting #mural #insects
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wombatman70 Yesterday
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
m3moellering Yesterday
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
roonie pro Yesterday
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
niicholas Yesterday
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
SO COOL
jer pro Yesterday
Fabulous 🤩
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
It's so good - well done!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
otaman pro Yesterday
I love this!
Sailormom pro Yesterday
This is great!
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
billturner pro Yesterday
It looks so, so good!
MackReed pro Yesterday
Wizard!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
tonyb pro Yesterday
Gorgeous! <3
ArtVandelay Yesterday
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
spingo pro Yesterday
Fantastic!
fins Yesterday
absolutely stunning! 💐
samh pro Yesterday
Congratulations.
waa pro 23 hours ago
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
zork 23 hours ago
Amazing!
jessamyn pro 12 hours ago
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
knutmo 6 hours ago
[this is good]
waldopepper pro 5 hours ago
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
mare pro 2 hours ago
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
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LocalStain

That's ok...

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I didn't make that much money to begin with.
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mcmjolnir pro 15 minutes ago
Not how Social Security works. It's not retirement savings, it's social insurance.

Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.

Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.

This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.

There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.

You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
csilverman

nothing good can come of this

A dark, heavily clouded night. The entire scene is greenish. Looming up from a hill is a tall, narrow skyscraper, with only one window lit at the top. On the roof of the skyscraper are several antennae, two with lights on them. Sticking out of the side of the skyscraper, inexplicably, is a hand crank. At the base of the skyscraper, blazing over the top of the hill, is an eerie green light from an unknown source. Approaching the skyscraper on the right is a small figure, holding a staff with a glowing green light at the top. A dim treeline is visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark, heavily clouded night. The entire scene is greenish. Looming up from a hill is a tall, narrow skyscraper, with only one window lit at the top. On the roof of the skyscraper are several antennae, two with lights on them. Sticking out of the side of the skyscraper, inexplicably, is a hand crank. At the base of the skyscraper, blazing over the top of the hill, is an eerie green light from an unknown source. Approaching the skyscraper on the right is a small figure, holding a staff with a glowing green light at the top. A dim treeline is visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
For those in the daily grind, I salute you! 🫡
joffaboy

Thanks, Humans

Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
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Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
Poster from a Dublin pub

https://bsky.app/profile...
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poorusher Yesterday
More of this.
MackReed

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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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joffaboy

Eye am normo-normal, you?

9 etchings of an eye with the eyeball in different locations
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9 etchings of an eye with the eyeball in different locations
Via Facebook
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MackReed pro 16 hours ago
normoconcentric in the streets, excentoexcentric in the sheets
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Wake up babe, new alignment chart just dropped.
m3moellering 3 hours ago
@ardgedee ++
me3dia

PSA

a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/generalj...
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mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
New tattoo just dropped
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I need that sign for my shop
MackReed pro 2 days ago
i am this sign
Mozai 2 days ago
Signed by Max Penalty.
Fantastik Yesterday
Happy 250th!
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Davezilla

Queen of Cups

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Another card done for my upcoming Feral Path Tarot. This is the Queen of Cups featuring Rachel True (The Craft, Agnes, Half-Baked).

This card is a bit recursive. Rachel appears on my tarot card, reading her own tarot cards (True Heart Tarot, Harvest Publications, 2020). What will be interesting is the first time someone tells me they just pulled the exact spread she has on my card.

Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved.
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
I thought I saw xenomorphs in the background…..
Davezilla pro an hour ago
@m3moellering LOL! It’s people struggling with umbrellas, but funny you should say that, as one of them is Cthulhu. Hence the trailing tentacles.
m3moellering an hour ago
@Davezilla 💚🩶💚🩶
ba

USA250!

A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
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A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
Give it to us raw — and wriggling!
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scruss

Everybody loves our mulberries …

a leafy green mulberry tree with branches covered in ripening green mulberries. Sat in the middle of the leaves is a fuzzy grey raccoon. It is holding a branch in its front paw up against its mouth and is guzzling berries.
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a leafy green mulberry tree with branches covered in ripening green mulberries. Sat in the middle of the leaves is a fuzzy grey raccoon. It is holding a branch in its front paw up against its mouth and is guzzling berries.
(still from a video by my partner)

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Mull that over, and Happy Fothras Day, if you celebrate.
nikkuneko

minor health goal: can finally do 5 uninterrupted miles at a decent pace

screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.

screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
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snarkout pro 3 days ago
Hell yeah.
pk pro 3 days ago
That's great work. Way to go!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
LocalStain pro 3 days ago
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...

That was the last time I ran a mile.
mcmjolnir pro 3 days ago
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
mingusdew 3 days ago
Amazing!
m3moellering 3 days ago
Congratulations!
idogcow 3 days ago
Congratulations, you've inspired me to try similar. Or at least buy a new watch!
snowbow 2 days ago
Good job!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Excellent work.
rk2z pro Yesterday
nice work!
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heyitsal

My own Obama museum

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You may not be able to go to the opening ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center, but you can see all of the banners I designed and animated for his '08 & '12 campaigns right now. Check it out: http://barackobamadesign.com

For true internet geeks: The ads on the site were animated using Flash. @matthewmcvickar helped me modernize the site so you can play with all the rollovers on modern browsers again.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
You are amazing!
thelonius 2 days ago
I think Mom recorded the inauguration on VHS, that goes in the preserve pile
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Yay, so cool.
MackReed

2

a tiny, skinny dog, perhaps a whippet, on a leash, recoils at the sight of a stuffed brontosaurus toy opposite it in the floor, approximately its same size, shape, and color.
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a tiny, skinny dog, perhaps a whippet, on a leash, recoils at the sight of a stuffed brontosaurus toy opposite it in the floor, approximately its same size, shape, and color.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/hallabur...
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dogwelder

Cunk on Trek

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3rdparty

Angine de Poitrine : Live on "Later... with Jools Holland" - 2026-06-21

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kokogiak 10 hours ago
A bit surreal to see Shania Twain bopping along and smiling in the background there at 3:58
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
@kokogiak I have been regularly delighted and surprised by the sorts of people that AdP pull in.

Never seen a band that unites Gen-Z kids and cranky "get off my lawn" boomer musicians like this one.
billturner pro 2 hours ago
A month or so ago, we had a rented car for a trip which has SiriusXM radio on it. We found the "alternative" channel and listened to that for most of the trip. AdP kept coming up in the rotation. I'd never heard of them, but really liked the sound, as it reminded me of the 90s band Don Caballero (and other similar math rock artists).

Looking them up after the trip, I was surprised that it was just a duo and that they had kind of blown up this year. And that they looked like this! It's fun watching them play, and the lighting and sound on this performance is so good.
artwells

into Saturday afternoon like

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two people in environmental suits tear open a pillow to find Abe Vigoda's happy face
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I remember the website “Is Abe Vigoda still alive?” and it just said “yes” until it didn’t
WikiAdam Yesterday
I remember watching this episode of Conan with my friends. None of them knew who Abe Vigoda was. So of course I was the only one laughing. For whatever reason I've thought about this gag intermittently for, what, going on 30 years now? Maybe more?

More greatness: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
jpoulos

Zula

On a horse. In black and white. She sits casually with both legs on the horse's left side. She is so bad ass.
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On a horse. In black and white. She sits casually with both legs on the horse's left side. She is so bad ass.
Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer, 1984
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wombatman70

Flowery resting place

Green sprouted plants inside of a circle of river stones in my front yard
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Green sprouted plants inside of a circle of river stones in my front yard
On the first of the month we said goodbye to our beloved Macy and laid her to rest in this spot in our yard. We immediately covered it in flower seeds and then circled it with some river stones. I hope to find a good way to carve a little name stone - maybe some soapstone or cast some concrete.
Long may her memory live (and make us better people)!
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tweedlydo pro Yesterday
beautiful memorial!🌷🪦 🪻
wombatman70 20 hours ago
@tweedlydo ❤️❤️ Thank you!
zork

Going to the Sun Road, Glacier NP

My bicycle leans against a low stone guardrail wall on the Going to the Sun Road, an alpine road in Glacier NP. The view is to the east with Logan Pass in the distance.
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My bicycle leans against a low stone guardrail wall on the Going to the Sun Road, an alpine road in Glacier NP. The view is to the east with Logan Pass in the distance.
There were rumors all week that the road would open up to the top, but no date. I staked my bet on Thursday, and planned an early out from work. Lucky me, that was right on the money. I got on the bike right after 5:30pm and hit Logan Pass right at 9:00pm, just in time for a cold thunderstorm to roll in. It was fine though--I brought all the layers. While the getting there part took 3.5 hours, I was back to my car in less than an hour. Average speed of 7.9 mph, max 34.9 mph. Anyhow it's open all weekend to bikes, then the tourist season kicks off, with the road opening to cars Monday.
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homerj 2 days ago
So why do they call this Sun Ro...OOOOH! That's why!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Beautiful!
m3moellering 2 days ago
Thank you for the photos of your adventures! These are gorgeous.
Xedrik 2 days ago
Something about the quality of the colors reminds me (in a good way, actually) of old family vacation slides.
samh pro Yesterday
Yay!
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wombatman70

Mad Hatter Peppers

A teeny unripe pepper lays against my hand in the sun
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A teeny unripe pepper lays against my hand in the sun
Long story short, I wasn’t sure that the two pepper plants I potted this year were going to make it, but they’ve started to produce peppers! Looking forward to their weird red lumpy hat-shaped spiciness.
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scotto

have you lost your mind?

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hertz pro 2 days ago
Do I *want* it back?
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
I specifically left my mind at the door when I came in.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Say this word fifteen times and it will lift all those pesky dipthongs right out of your headspace.
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
sheer carelessness
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snarkout

Then, thenceforward, and forever free

A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
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A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist."

Happy Juneteenth. Work like you live in the early days of a better nation.
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gwint

🌠

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
make your own https://pixelframe.design/new-york...
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scruss pro Yesterday
huge "being just contaminates the void" energy
MackReed

heading

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Animation loop - overhead view of a small sailboat cruising an ocean made of thick blue and white stripes
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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
Goes well with the music just above.
wombatman70

Lilacs

A stone walkway leads to the steps of our screen porch, with lilac bushes on either side. A rainbow “LOVE” flag hangs on one side.
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A stone walkway leads to the steps of our screen porch, with lilac bushes on either side. A rainbow “LOVE” flag hangs on one side.
Every year, on my wife’s birthday, a dear friend of ours gifts my wife another lilac bush. This is the fourth year running that she’s done so, and they have so far continued to do well, pleasantly framing the front steps to our screen porch.
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