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nikkuneko
“care to… smell the bottlecap, sir?”
Ah, a Limburger '03 - Thunderbird '25. Double-vintage classic, sir.
@nikkuneko +++
I'd have a Puppers.
@nikkuneko +++
@Lockjaw get this guy a Puppers
@nikkuneko "...flaccid yet absurd."
When you're only having one, make mine: cheese wine
This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
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a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose
source: https://pixelfed.social/p...
also Crunchie
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Sources: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJI, https://mltshp.com/p/1ROK3
Join the https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
Join the https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
Cheese go in. Poop come out.
this is *chef’s kiss*, followed by *chef’s brap*
haha!
Romantic getaway!
🎼🎵Me … and my … toiiiiilllet …🎶
This is amazing.
@samh Cheese go in.
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"Hey Dog, yeah the tent feels much bigger on the inside."
That was my nickname in college.
Edam!
Solid gold!
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two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.
as promised, back in action.
cristin mentioned her magnificient squid hat in chat the other day, and i had coincidentally just unearthed it whilst rummaging through storage tubs.
2014 me, 2026 me, from whiskey-chuggin’ illuminati-devil library ghoul to adventure-dad-attire crunchy-granola nutter.
for more info, see:
https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJX
cristin mentioned her magnificient squid hat in chat the other day, and i had coincidentally just unearthed it whilst rummaging through storage tubs.
2014 me, 2026 me, from whiskey-chuggin’ illuminati-devil library ghoul to adventure-dad-attire crunchy-granola nutter.
for more info, see:
https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJX
Great photo!
aaah, yissss! great photos!
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The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.
Should be working at a startup
@sdbillin He heard them coming and ditched.
Adam Koford is a treasure (checkout The Laugh Out Loud Cats... so good).
@kplawver most of my Woot Shirts are his designs
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A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky
The seat was way too low, the brakes sketchy, and the worn pedals slick as duck shit. My knees are angry at me.
Also, the ride through Trang An was glorious, transformative, and humbling, and I would do it all again on a child’s tricycle or my actual bare knees in a heartbeat.
Also, the ride through Trang An was glorious, transformative, and humbling, and I would do it all again on a child’s tricycle or my actual bare knees in a heartbeat.
seat was way too low
the brakes they were quite sketchy
the worn pedals slick
mom’s spaghetti
the brakes they were quite sketchy
the worn pedals slick
mom’s spaghetti
the sun has gone down and the moon has come up
and long ago somebody left with the cup
and long ago somebody left with the cup
@DAVIDL +5 INTERNETS
ever take it off of any sweet jumps?
Bike review:
Too Heavy
Forgot to adjust seat
Refused to straighten legs
Did not bring chain lube
two and a half stars - would be happy if he did not ride me again
Too Heavy
Forgot to adjust seat
Refused to straighten legs
Did not bring chain lube
two and a half stars - would be happy if he did not ride me again
@roonie sadly, the only way to adjust the seat would have been to ignore it completely and ride standing.
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closeup of a pasty-assed nerd motherfucker in glasses, clutching an enamel pipe in his mouth, which has the word "holland" painted on the side. he is wearing a handmade stocking cap with viking horns
going through old photos from an imported iphoto library and... whoa, hey, photos from the 2014 FP gift exchange.
one of the coolest years in the exchange for me; @cristin made me a viking hat AND a squid hat... and then sent books, a pipe, a bunch of other goodies! best of the best, that one there.
i pulled the squid hat out of a storage bin the other day, so i'll take a pic in it when i am settled in at home tonight. (EDIT: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROKH)
original, poorly made collage here:
https://mltshp.com/p/WN6Y
one of the coolest years in the exchange for me; @cristin made me a viking hat AND a squid hat... and then sent books, a pipe, a bunch of other goodies! best of the best, that one there.
i pulled the squid hat out of a storage bin the other day, so i'll take a pic in it when i am settled in at home tonight. (EDIT: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROKH)
original, poorly made collage here:
https://mltshp.com/p/WN6Y
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A painting in a medieval style depicting a man and woman facing each other under an arch. At the top there is a stylized castle tower and a coat of arms with a similar tower. The man is carrying a camera and walking a dog. The woman is carrying a paint brush and pad of paper. To the right is a small table holding a typewriter, underneath which is a tuxedo cat.
My friend Annie put this poster together for our joint exhibition for the local Open Studios weekend. She has been working on a series of prints about her life inspired by the Codex Manesse, which developed into this poster.
At a glance I immediately recognised the medieval aspect. Well done.
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Vertical panorama of a verdant valley floor surrounded by dark limestone ridges fringed with greenery. A canal snakes through the valley. The photographer’s face is seen at the top framed by his glasses and peaked beige cap, and his feet and legs are at the bottom of the photo.
Kaaaaaaaarst!
What a beautiful place, I'm jealously happy for you
Good lord that is stunning. Landscape, too.
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Give Me This
Ada Limón
I thought it was the neighbor’s cat back
to clean the clock of the fledgling robins low
in their nest stuck in the dense hedge by the house
but what came was much stranger, a liquidity
moving all muscle and bristle. A groundhog
slippery and waddle thieving my tomatoes still
green in the morning’s shade. I watched her
munch and stand on her haunches taking such
pleasure in the watery bites. Why am I not allowed
delight? A stranger writes to request my thoughts
on suffering. Barbed wire pulled out of the mouth,
as if demanding that I kneel to the trap of coiled
spikes used in warfare and fencing. Instead,
I watch the groundhog closer and a sound escapes
me, a small spasm of joy I did not imagine
when I woke. She is a funny creature and earnest,
and she is doing what she can to survive.
Ada Limón
I thought it was the neighbor’s cat back
to clean the clock of the fledgling robins low
in their nest stuck in the dense hedge by the house
but what came was much stranger, a liquidity
moving all muscle and bristle. A groundhog
slippery and waddle thieving my tomatoes still
green in the morning’s shade. I watched her
munch and stand on her haunches taking such
pleasure in the watery bites. Why am I not allowed
delight? A stranger writes to request my thoughts
on suffering. Barbed wire pulled out of the mouth,
as if demanding that I kneel to the trap of coiled
spikes used in warfare and fencing. Instead,
I watch the groundhog closer and a sound escapes
me, a small spasm of joy I did not imagine
when I woke. She is a funny creature and earnest,
and she is doing what she can to survive.
source: https://april-is.tumblr.com/post...
April is National Poetry Month; from my friend's very long-running "April Is" Tumblr and newsletter, which has delivered a poem to my inbox every day in April for 20 years now.
April is National Poetry Month; from my friend's very long-running "April Is" Tumblr and newsletter, which has delivered a poem to my inbox every day in April for 20 years now.
This is lovely.
@MackReed
Limón is a national poet laureate and her stuff is really well done. If I recall this is from her collection “The Hurting Kind” which has some extraordinary verse (though admittedly I didn’t care for every poem).
I’m not a poetry aficionado but I read it as part of a book club and greatly enjoyed it.
Limón is a national poet laureate and her stuff is really well done. If I recall this is from her collection “The Hurting Kind” which has some extraordinary verse (though admittedly I didn’t care for every poem).
I’m not a poetry aficionado but I read it as part of a book club and greatly enjoyed it.
I knew Ada once upon a time. Many years ago.
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A star wars toys called CHEWBECKY. The package says FREE COMB! CHEWBACCA'S SISTER CHERRY SCENTED NEW "I LOVE ALL HER OUFITS!"
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
i almost named my dog chewbecca
@tweedlydo we have a cat named Chewbacca! He was part of a Star Wars themed litter and he was giant, hairy, and a fraidy cat.
Chewie: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROKR
Chewbecky with the good hair
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source: https://www.carscoops.com/2026...
I got nailed by one of these ridiculous lifted trucks about 3 years ago (it ran a red light.)
Things are a f’kin menace.
I got nailed by one of these ridiculous lifted trucks about 3 years ago (it ran a red light.)
Things are a f’kin menace.
UGH the stuff of my nightmares! (also YIKES i’m glad you survived that accident!)
if i had a dollar for every time i nearly got clipped by one of these just standing on the curb waiting for a walk signal or riding in the bike lane…
if i had a dollar for every time i nearly got clipped by one of these just standing on the curb waiting for a walk signal or riding in the bike lane…
asshole on asshole violence, ya hate to see it
@y95 gets better - the truck owner's insurance is most likely voided by the lift kit. Hope you have several hundred thousand dollars handy!
This addresses two of my problems about traffic liability.
1) you drive a car that is low-visabilty and designed to damage, injure, kill others on the road, you are immediately guilty in any accident until proven otherwise
2) you can only claim 30k, or 50k, or whatever damages for your vehicle. You drag something worth a fortune out on the road, your insurance covers the rest
1) you drive a car that is low-visabilty and designed to damage, injure, kill others on the road, you are immediately guilty in any accident until proven otherwise
2) you can only claim 30k, or 50k, or whatever damages for your vehicle. You drag something worth a fortune out on the road, your insurance covers the rest
Not Just Bikes: "These Stupid Trucks are Literally Killing Us"
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
It’s hard to tell now. OpenAI released a new image generator that’s incredibly good at hands, continuity, text. So it’s about the get a lot worse.
I’m pretty sure that it is based upon how stretched the distal areas of the radial and ulnar regions are. We should be able to see metacarpals before the laminator.
The more I look at it the more the legs seem off. Also the radiator back left seems to have odd foreshortening on it, and the plug cable seems too contrived.
Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
This has been floating around for years. Here's a reddit version of it from five years ago.
https://www.reddit.com/r...
https://www.reddit.com/r...
@B6FA798A3449 Low-background memes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@bezt I love that, absolutely stealing that as a concept
"Everything she puts up for sale is her in a crazy situation using the item! She’s local to me and I love seeing what she tries to sell next!" Quote from Reddit.
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That's a proud father right there.
That man needs to reevaluate his diet.
"I made that."
The man expresses a joy you will never be able to experience. How does that make you feel?
who needs a campfire when you have a portable toilet and a clear plastic bag
What if it betrayed you and told your secrets to the prison screws? Would it be a stool stool stoolie?
Cheesed: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROK2
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@frothywalrus stool stand heel turn?
@Superyeti +++
A man's gotta take pride in his labors.
Is anyone surprised he's on his own?
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
this is fantastic
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
This is the Comic Relief representation I was looking for.
4th Columbo's Peugeot is much bigger on the inside that it seems.
Sure, I'll add this to my belief system.
@dreyfusslugado incredible
Love how the 10th and 14th Columbo are both Mark Ruffalo.
@dreyfusslugado *chef's kiss*
John C Reilly
Oh shit I may have to start writing fanfic.
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deflated blow up doll and a plastic planter dumped in a river
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The Fate of OH-feel-ya.
in every green house, a heartache
@dreyfusslugado grand
We’ve all been there
@tweedlydo ++
@dreyfusslugado This is what pushed Raphael over the edge.
Everyone will be shameless for fifteen minutes.
Dam girl
I see RFKjr has been swimming here too
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Rachel Moore
via https://kottke.org/26...
via https://kottke.org/26...
"I've been trying to contact you about your vehicles extended warranty"
I hear they have the most delicious eye of any mammal!
@ba that has been my experience
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black and white photo of oathbreaker vocalist caro tanghe, almost doubled over as she performs. her right hand rests on a mic stand, her hair spilling downward. the gauzy shawl she is wearing hangs across her arm, making a smoky backdrop for her profile.
vocalist caro tanghe, being cooler than all of us combined.
via photographer geert braekers' instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
it's so good to see them back at it after being in hiatus limbo for so long. they seem to have announced more shows, and i hope this will eventually lead to more new music, but i won't push my luck.
BTW, a 10th anniversary remaster of their breathtaking 3rd album is now available for preorder:
https://oathbreakerband.bandcamp.com/album...
via photographer geert braekers' instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
it's so good to see them back at it after being in hiatus limbo for so long. they seem to have announced more shows, and i hope this will eventually lead to more new music, but i won't push my luck.
BTW, a 10th anniversary remaster of their breathtaking 3rd album is now available for preorder:
https://oathbreakerband.bandcamp.com/album...
Damn, helluva shot.
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Gray carpeted conversation pit with black leather cushions and stacks of books and vinyl around a record player. DELICIOUSNESS.
"oh, please don't touch the coffee table books; those are load-bearing books"
all it needs now is an 8-track player with "the best of bread"
I wonder how many times that turntable was accidentally kicked by someone stretching their legs at the sofa.
Are they just pointing an ear-trumpet at the turntable?
How does the turntable connect to the amplifier? Where are the RCA cables? Or what@B6FA798A3449 said
The turntable is for the cheese platter.
I thought something was off with this, I think it's a render.
@poorusher looking at the image set at the source, definitely a render. The width of the record "pocket" in the back center changes from shot to shot; here it has two rows of albums, in others there's only room for one and a half.
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This deserves a knuckle sandwich.
@gwint Like pickled knuckle, with cumin seeds?
tihi
Only way to make these more disappointing would be to serve them from a Swedish cookie tin
A little sesame oil, a little chili crisp you got yourself a starter
@idogcow agreed, they’d be terrible sewing supplies.
Wait, am I hearing that there are people who don't like sliced cucumber?
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A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
The bluesky poster who shared this wrote: "was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova"
The bluesky poster who shared this wrote: "was recently reminded of one of my all-time favorite bits of sequential acting, drawn by Natalya Lobanova"
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A dog stretches in the deserted town of Futaba inside the 20km evacuation zone in Fukushima, Japan. Photograph: Sergey Ponomarev/AP
me IRL
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Knocking it out of the park this week with think pieces on the dangerously wealthy.
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
and rats, I missed TMA-1 discovery day this year!
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The plot of one of my kids' favorite recently published books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books...
i can't kick this feelin' when it hits
Unchained melody
Say you're a skull
And you'll be my skull
bomp bomp bomp bom
If not I'll just die-ie-ie
And you'll be my skull
bomp bomp bomp bom
If not I'll just die-ie-ie