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williwaw

expectation vs reality

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I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

poor rudolph

source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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artwells pro 3 hours ago
maybe a bit too much slam for that rudolph value
kokogiak 3 hours ago
SLAM'D!
ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
Sad drunk reindeer is too depressing to eat.

I am distracted by the lack of eggs.
y95 an hour ago
i'm kinda turned on
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Stream On A Hillside

An oil painting of a stream in shadow light, backlit by a sunny hillside. Painter Ivan Shishkin, 1889.
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An oil painting of a stream in shadow light, backlit by a sunny hillside. Painter Ivan Shishkin, 1889.
#painting #IvanShishkin
1880.
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brundlefly

Guard loaf.

cat
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cat
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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artwells

Door for the stump gnomes

four photos of doorways into a gap carved into a tree stump, with doors
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four photos of doorways into a gap carved into a tree stump, with doors
previously

https://mltshp.com/p/1RFIC
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vosechu pro an hour ago
When can I move in? This is seriously becoming a work of art. I mean, by definition, but also…
heyitsal

Calibre vs. Times New Roman. Vote!

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If you are blissfully unaware of yesterday's font news, here's an article that will both amaze and depress: https://www.nytimes.com/2025...
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samh pro 6 hours ago
I was unaware (and blissfully so) of the latest round of assholery. It seems the more I learn about this administrations actions and policies the more I realize they're just actively figuring out as many news ways to be a douchebag as possible.
0y3ahSansAcut3 6 hours ago
On the news font.
wjcstp pro 6 hours ago
“When typefaces become part of the political discourse, one should wonder if there are things we are distracted from that need more attention than picking a typeface” indeed
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
On the same day I help someone who I strongly suspect is a SovCit send him a certified letter.
artwells pro 5 hours ago
I am shook by the woke
dad 5 hours ago
Next week - no more disabled restrooms.
m3moellering 4 hours ago
There is no bottom. There is no level to which they won’t stoop.
vosechu pro an hour ago
I mean, let’s go for a super niche artisan font that looks almost exactly like the other ones.
devilsrancher pro 43 minutes ago
Is this just by the playbook, like when the Nazis banned Fracktur?
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snowbow

Andrej Dugin

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O_C

Winter night

Winter porch with red & green Christmas lights
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Winter porch with red & green Christmas lights
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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macmanx

this weird tree

A green tree with vertically hanging rows of green leaves, like a weeping willow, but I think too tall and too sparse to be that.
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A green tree with vertically hanging rows of green leaves, like a weeping willow, but I think too tall and too sparse to be that.
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joffaboy

It's called Fashion, 1562

Engraving showing a fish person and French writing
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Engraving showing a fish person and French writing
'François Desprez's Collection of Various Clothing Styles (1562) — 121 engravings of dress supposedly found the world over, worn by humans and monsters alike'
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6 hours ago
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MackReed

Polari

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Fascinating short film on how gay men in the UK apparently spoke back in the dark times of the 1970s.

Background facts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
2 hours ago
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snarkout pro 52 minutes ago
I remember the Polari scene in Velvet Goldmine.
y95

Wigglin’

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Furgus is over a year old now. Still playful, less destructive (see ikea lamp in background).

I like to play Goalie, he prefers Ambush with the Stick Toy. He’ll take cover behind the nearest dog toy to help him with his prey.
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ba

thrift store find

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grey long sleeved tee with black printed:
I'LL EAT A
BOWL OF WATER
WITH A FORK
BEFORE I GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT YOUR
OPINION OF ME
NSFW: Swear word
7 hours ago
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ang pro 6 hours ago
Lions don't: https://mltshp.com/p/1RG2G
LocalStain

 

CDN media
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CDN media
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
I love this so much
dapete 19 hours ago
I love this so muck
0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
I hove this so muck.
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
I hove this to muck.
otaman pro 13 hours ago
I drove this to muck
thelonius 8 hours ago
the whole thing is different if Theseus is a brain in a vat
samh pro 6 hours ago
Does anyone else remember the "Tweet Rot" image that got shared around back in the day at mlkshk? This kind of reminded me of that
roonie pro 5 hours ago
I chose this to suck.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Not An Advert

Fortune from a fortune cookie, says, "The wise learn more from fools, than fools from the wise."
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Fortune from a fortune cookie, says, "The wise learn more from fools, than fools from the wise."
This has explained a lot over the last few days.
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hassebasse

Whatever you say, mr Ulrich

A «no parking» sign from a hospital, worn out by sun and weather so the letters have become ragged and disformed,now resembling those of the Metallica logo.
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A «no parking» sign from a hospital, worn out by sun and weather so the letters have become ragged and disformed,now resembling those of the Metallica logo.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/sunny...
20 hours ago
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MackReed pro 8 hours ago
title=titter
samh pro 6 hours ago
\m/
vosechu pro an hour ago
The most metal of signs
aparrish

Sophie Roet

photograph of textile sample, with wavy loose thin threads in red, orange and purple over a light background
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photograph of textile sample, with wavy loose thin threads in red, orange and purple over a light background
"wandering lines." doesn't show up in the photo, but apparently "[t]he ground threads have a sparkling effect and become phosphorescent under light." source: https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item...
8 hours ago
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nikkuneko

work selfie

color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
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color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
left my camera in my backpack so i took a selfie on the way out the door.

new position the last few months, and it is wearing me the fuck out. i’m not sure how long i’m gonna last dealing with a certain person’s tantrums on a regular basis.

maybe going on flickr later
(EDIT: https://www.flickr.com/photos...)
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devilsrancher pro Yesterday
Hang in there- I took a high-paying job last year, supposedly to turn around a business, and no one will listen to a word I say. So, I’m fucking retiring. Enough of that noise I’m too old to fight that kind of battle anymore. I’ll be broke, but it has been a shit year. Not to make this all about me, but to say I can really relate.
thelonius 8 hours ago
I reach 25 years Jan 1 2026, and I can retire when I'm 60.....not sure I can afford to, but, if like I get sick or something like that, or there is a crisis with Mom to where I can't keep working and look after her, it is very nice to know that option is there in 2027.
vosechu pro an hour ago
I feel you. It’s not actually as shit of a market as everyone thinks, but it is hard out there still. I hope you find a new gig or get the certain person fired.
neuracnu

Jim Henson's 1966 muppet pitch reel for La Choy

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"Howdy."
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MackReed pro 8 hours ago
"Fortune cookies with dirty messages?"
cristin pro 7 hours ago
this is great, what a fantastic find!
vosechu pro an hour ago
This feels like Monty Python and I’m fascinated.
zeitgeist

happy howlidays

a holiday scene, with two women drinking wine up front and a naked guy drinking jameson in front of a christmas tree in the back
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a holiday scene, with two women drinking wine up front and a naked guy drinking jameson in front of a christmas tree in the back
having a traditional holiday season.
22 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 11 hours ago
“Simply having a magical penis wine” keeps recurring on this website
macmanx

Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer

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"When an unexpected and ruthless adversary strikes too close to home, Kara Zor-El, aka Supergirl, reluctantly joins forces with an unlikely companion on an epic, interstellar journey of vengeance and justice."
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MackReed pro 8 hours ago
The thumbnail makes the star look so much like Björk that I'm reluctant to play the trailer and discover otherwise.
urlnotfound pro 8 hours ago
And a blink and you will miss it appearance by Lobo. Neat.
KMAlexander pro 7 hours ago
Looks like a blast!
B6FA798A3449 pro 4 hours ago
Now I have XTC in my head
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waa

Schiedam

Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
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Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
Schiedam is quite a pretty city in the Netherlands. What makes it nicer than many other Dutch cities is that is that it’s also occasionally slightly dilapidated. Most other places here have been turned into museums by now, and they’re gorgeous, but frankly quite boring.


#Dutch #Netherlands #windmill
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joost 17 hours ago
I love city windmills. Created on a pedestal to rise above the surrounding buildings.
There's one in Utrecht as well
m3moellering 15 hours ago
I love crusty old boats and the, sometimes, crusty people inside them.
waa pro 13 hours ago
@joost Schiedam has a whole row of them. Depending on where you are in the city, you can see at least three simultaneously. On days they are operational, it's magnificent. (Dit weet je waarschijnlijk al)
joost 13 hours ago
Used to mill for genever distillery apparently. Looks wonderful
waa pro 12 hours ago
@joost The whole city of Schiedam used to practically swim in genever, and the money it generated :-) Generation upon generation of alcoholics, no doubt
joost 12 hours ago
Makes you think of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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tom

naughty

If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
See also: Christianity
dapete Yesterday
True Toymakers?
clockworkorangejuice Yesterday
Christmas is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
"Stop saying shit like that. It's unprofessional."
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ang

Lions don't

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RE: https://mltshp.com/p/1RG2B

I've seen the second item on this list on cars with right wing bumper stickers. I suppose there is some irony in trying to convince people to behave differently by telling them not to care what other people think. Or else what? You're gonna think less of me?
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roonie pro 6 hours ago
I'm roaring BOOK, for Christmas.
tonyb pro 4 hours ago
I mean, if someone starts off saying Tywin Lanister is a good leader to emulate, then buddy, we have very little to discuss...
aparrish

Sudō Reiko/NUNO corporation

woven textile in off-white thread, with long uneven (but graceful) bands of floating warp (or weft, i can't tell which)
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woven textile in off-white thread, with long uneven (but graceful) bands of floating warp (or weft, i can't tell which)
source: https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item...
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artwells

into Thursday like

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vintage image of a newscaster sort of person in a frozen expression inset of computer graphics flying through a geometric landscape
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tonyb pro 9 hours ago
"Move through the world with the bland confidence of a mediocre white man"
mcmjolnir pro an hour ago
@tonyb I always do!
LocalStain

Chonkus & Sweetums.

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#housepanther

AKA Casper and Cookie.
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drurystephanie 3 hours ago
I think I'm in love
gwint

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey

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via this joke https://bsky.app/profile...
source https://ewtn.no/epic-pho...
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bezt pro Yesterday
culpam in fossanova
samh pro Yesterday
Carpool lane here we come!
roonie pro Yesterday
That bluesky thread is gold.
joshmillard pro Yesterday
me on the way to play WH40K with the bois
UhhhClem pro 49 minutes ago
Huh, I just made a presentation today about, among other things, Summa Theologica.
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joffaboy

Big enough?

Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
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Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
2 days ago
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samh pro 2 days ago
Huge if true.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@samh godDAMNit.
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
@samh 🏆 You win today
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
@samh respect
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
@samh top tier comment
dapete 2 days ago
This is justification for comment liking.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
https://scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2024...
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
@samh +++++++
samh pro Yesterday
🤙 @MackReed @bencmeissner @jpoulos @Davezilla @dapete @tweedlydo
roonie pro Yesterday
@samh I was going to applaud but decided too much might swell your head and put you off your game!:-)
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Awww this was originally made by my (now ex) coworker Alex.
samh pro 6 hours ago
The year is almost over, @roonie, and I'm not sure how many good jokes I've got left in me!
roonie pro 6 hours ago
@samh Mate, that's just not the right attitude. Hone that craft. Strive for more.
You can't just limp into 26, can you? Meet it head-on, plough through!
I believe in you. You can do this.
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waa

Don't box me in

Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
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Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
Stumbled across this piece of art in The Hague (Den Haag) this weekend. 'Internetkat' by Nick Ervinck.
#netherlands #cat #art #thehague
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mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
If it fits, he Frits
artwells

Into the midweek like

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buster keaton riding a sinking boat into the water
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