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BOSS: I need you to put these
coupon stickers on all the Pick
Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where
we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don't
make me repeat myself. ldiots.
(Cereal boxes all read 'FK Me Ups')
coupon stickers on all the Pick
Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where
we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don't
make me repeat myself. ldiots.
(Cereal boxes all read 'FK Me Ups')
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watercolor illustration with gentle, clean linework, depicting a fair-haired human girl in a flowing white dress being escorted between two trolls through a dense forest.
one of bauer's contributions to the story collection "among gnomes and trolls" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...)
via Wikimedia commons:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
another version of the artwork here:
https://uploads1.wikiart.org/images...
google arts page:
https://artsandculture.google.com/asset...
many more of his pieces at wikimedia commons:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
via Wikimedia commons:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
another version of the artwork here:
https://uploads1.wikiart.org/images...
google arts page:
https://artsandculture.google.com/asset...
many more of his pieces at wikimedia commons:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
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Screenshot of a tweet from X:
Laura Loomer asks: "Is there anything worse than a crying
baby on a plane?
I wish parents would control their children. It's so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?”
Kevin Miller responds:
"Let's ask your parents. If anyone knows a thing or two about bad parenting it’s those two siblings."
Laura Loomer asks: "Is there anything worse than a crying
baby on a plane?
I wish parents would control their children. It's so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?”
Kevin Miller responds:
"Let's ask your parents. If anyone knows a thing or two about bad parenting it’s those two siblings."
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Dry autumn leaves inside a clear cassette case
(Retro Southern hemisphere style)
Via Facebook
Via Facebook
let me play you the music of my treeple
@jordanbrock ⭐
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Sean Young's iconic pose with her cigarette from the film Blade Runner appears beneath a tweet from Nathan Anderson
It's called gas lamping. We've talked about this before.
@urlnotfound [golf_clap.gif]
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Photo of Appa, the flying sky bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender", rendered in the medium of cabbage with two horns poking out. He has non-cabbage horns, an olive for a nose and two black dots for eyes, and the arrow in his head is made of a darker cabbage leaf. He's standing on a cutting board.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage"
You can see it stop-motion animated at https://www.instagram.com/p...
"[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage"
You can see it stop-motion animated at https://www.instagram.com/p...
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A single paragraph error message containing the text "Uh oh! There was an error while loading. Please reload this page." except it's precisely one character wide and extremely tall
seen here https://github.com/BlitterS... possibly temporarily
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A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The white paper has the words “We are beautiful and powerful” in pink and blue text with the blue in the forefront and the pink offset to the bottom left.
I started a new SHK to post all the photos I’ve taken of art around Minneapolis without spamming them.
https://mltshp.com/mpls-art
https://mltshp.com/mpls-art
Keep 'em coming!
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A frilly, lacy light pink flower on top of a hemispherical cactus in my garden. A bee is frolicking in the middle, covered in pollen.
Horse crippler (Echinocactus Texensis) cactus flower with bee.
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Lamb on a plate
Lamb loin chops seared in bacon fat and prepared covered with rosemary and fermented garlic, drizzled with a sake and balsamic reduction.
I prepare lamb when my wife is away because she hates the smell. I'm going to eat this with my hands seated on the floor in front of the TV.
I go feral pretty quick.
I go feral pretty quick.
It is was divine and sure would have been horrible to hear, like Beast in vintage Beauty and The Beast.
I shampooed my beard before the second course. Long grain brown rice cooked with kombu and bay. The third course is thinly sliced raw cabbage and cucumber with a treatment of Cole slaw, salmon furikake, and nanami togarashi.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in history to eat this meal.
I shampooed my beard before the second course. Long grain brown rice cooked with kombu and bay. The third course is thinly sliced raw cabbage and cucumber with a treatment of Cole slaw, salmon furikake, and nanami togarashi.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in history to eat this meal.
@artwells "sliced raw cabbage and cucumber with a treatment of Cole slaw, salmon furikake, and nanami togarashi." presented thoughtfully this could go for $48.00 a dish in the right establishment :)
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people floating through the air, looking up at a person inside a crystal.
Love!
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film loop of cars traveling on a freeway in reverse
istaqsinnayok...
[etummoc]
Cameron: He knows the mileage, Ferris.
Ferris: Doesn't trust you?
Cameron: Never has, never will.
Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards.
Ferris: Doesn't trust you?
Cameron: Never has, never will.
Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards.
I like the one car changing lanes.
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A sign saying “high tension, danger of death” in French with a red stylized lightning bolt behind the text
Does this belong on a T shirt, or ball cap?
Yes.
underneath says "Poitrine
de Angine"?
a t-shirt of each, please.
de Angine"?
a t-shirt of each, please.
Tension is haute every fucking jour around these parts
Wow, my new band's name and first album title in one place!
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A puffer jacket filled with pickle juice and pickles to promote Pickle Pepsi in KFC UK.
source: https://www.dezeen.com/2026...
Kosher effing christ
@ardgedee Hehehhehe
I was going to say something about a pickle puffer but I'm afraid that it would be misconstrued.
I say this as someone who has suffered from random and intense charlie horses since childhood: WOULD.
H: So I've been fired from the pickle factory.
W: You what??? Jesus Frank, what the hell did you do this time?
H: I put my dick in the pickle cutter.
W: FFS, you bloody idiot. What happened to the pickle cutter?
H: She was fired too.
W: You what??? Jesus Frank, what the hell did you do this time?
H: I put my dick in the pickle cutter.
W: FFS, you bloody idiot. What happened to the pickle cutter?
H: She was fired too.
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Me and a made up person excited about coffee
Me and my older child, Flora, in their masc drag persona, Dragon Thistle, after performing a routine to Venus in Furs and tearing the roof off the place. We're selling coffee for an international rights group.
So proud of them.
So proud of them.
How awesome!
this. this is good parenting.
Flora! Dragon Thistle! 👏👏👏
Now That's What I Call Striving
I am for this
Wish I was there
Flora of the House Dragon Thistle
good dad
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I'm gonna cry
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A composite image of a woman on the left, a man on the right, and tweets displayed in the center.
Transcribed Text:
Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins.
Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
Transcribed Text:
Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins.
Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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Andrea and I returned from the frozen northlands(the weather was wild but for another post) and first things first we had hot dogs...
Nothing says America like Polish sausage with Italian peppers, Spanish Onions, and English cheese on French bread.
They were out of this world...
😉
Nothing says America like Polish sausage with Italian peppers, Spanish Onions, and English cheese on French bread.
They were out of this world...
😉
🌭
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I had to sit down when I saw this one
Cheeseball: The Meme That Keeps On Giving
Ping pong balls?
Oh to be a fly on the wall at that one 👀
Two of my fave singer-songwriters: Cher and Kee$han
Noooo!
Finally, the Christmas Special!
"Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
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A sticker on a paper towel dispenser in a bathroom. The sticker is a trans pride flag, with stripes of blue, pink, white, pink and blue. On the pink and white stripes reads:
"A trans person
shit here
and you survived."
The whole sticker is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
"A trans person
shit here
and you survived."
The whole sticker is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
A sticker in the all-gender bathroom at my local worker cooperative coffee shop.
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This morning I visited what our class calls "the blocks" which is the breakwater at Mar Bella beach (Barcelona). This area is stacked with these giant cement blocks. This was a few minutes after sunrise. Probably may favorite image of this series of explorations so far.
Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
Silken sea.
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