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Ferdinand and Isabella

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This is me and Patricia. We are performing as King Ferdinand of Aragon and Queen Isabella of Castile at the Kansas City Renaissance Festival this year. I make my costumes, and you are looking at an unbelievable amount of my free time over the last few months.

Our theme is "heroes and villains" and our characters started the Spanish Inquisition, so our costuming is very Disney-villain inspired.
8 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
this is really fantastic and intricate costume design; kudos to you!
joost 6 hours ago
You look Majestijtelijk
m3moellering 45 minutes ago
That’s freaking amaze-dogs!
robotmachine

 

<image of the side of a black wolf’s head; the mouth is open; a human hand extends from out of frame into the open mouth>
“In the surveillance state we’re all cam girls”
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<image of the side of a black wolf’s head; the mouth is open; a human hand extends from out of frame into the open mouth>
“In the surveillance state we’re all cam girls”
2 hours ago
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samh pro 2 hours ago
#onlyproles
tom

Fungi chairs

source: https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtraveller/825874498146484224
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source: https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtraveller/825874498146484224
source: https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtrav...
4 hours ago
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Vidiot

Blame Candada

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3 hours ago
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scruss pro 3 hours ago
canned dada!
nikkuneko

from the “i’m yer grandpaw” cap archive

closeup of a red baseball cap with white stitching and a white patch with the old international harvester “ih” logo, sitting on a blue couch
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closeup of a red baseball cap with white stitching and a white patch with the old international harvester “ih” logo, sitting on a blue couch
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUY1

further down the nostalgia rabbit-hole, found an old international harvester cap, almost exactly like the umpteen harvester and deere caps my maternal grandfather had. for some reason i had to have it, even though it’s snowing flakes of desiccated foam innards everywhere.
6 hours ago
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jer pro 6 hours ago
This hat gives me childhood flashbacks. My dad wore many of these until they literally fell apart.
corbie 5 hours ago
I thought this was the tank avatar from the Bolo video games https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...
m3moellering 48 minutes ago
Had one.
waa

W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life

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Much more here:
W. E. B. Du Bois’ Hand-Drawn Infographics of African-American Life
https://publicdomainreview.org/collecti...
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shfitz pro 4 hours ago
ahhh, i bought a book of these book just yesterday
waa pro 3 hours ago
@shfitz Really?! I would've bought it on the spot as well.
me3dia

Dolly Corn Maze

All Seasons Orchard near Woodstock is paying tribute to Dolly Parton with its corn maze in 2026.
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All Seasons Orchard near Woodstock is paying tribute to Dolly Parton with its corn maze in 2026.
A nearby apple orchard revealed their 2026 corn maze depicting Dolly Parton on Tuesday, hours before her death was announced. It's one of 20 Dolly-themed mazes around the country, all planned and designed months ago to be ready for the fall harvest season.
https://allseasonsorchard.com/pages...

source: https://www.shawlocal.com/northwes...
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nikkuneko

add me to the deconstruction crew

phone selfie: grumpy mostly-white middle-aged dude in glasses and a cap, sporting a navy blue shirt that reads WTFWJD (What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?)
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phone selfie: grumpy mostly-white middle-aged dude in glasses and a cap, sporting a navy blue shirt that reads WTFWJD (What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?)
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RT5B

got this shirt from @drurystephanie’s campaign a while back but never got the chance to show it off.

took a day off, spent the morning wandering across the university campus whilst clutching a breakfast bagel and slowly realizing it was becoming too warm for corduroy pants.

was not raised evangelical but was surrounded by that conservative-supply-side brand of christianity. i spent most of my teen years slowly trying to break free of it… so yeah, the shirt spoke to me. i don’t know if it’ll ever help me win an argument with family when they scowl at me for giving a person change but it’s worth rattling a cage or two.
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Vidiot

Unclear, unfunny, delete

Comment [A26]: Unclear, unfunny, delete
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Comment [A26]: Unclear, unfunny, delete
Editor's comment from Milo's manuscript.

I used this as my Twitter banner for years.

https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/fbem...
3 hours ago
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me3dia pro 3 hours ago
Saved to /ffu!
Vidiot pro 3 hours ago
@me3dia thx!
Xedrik 2 hours ago
Can we just apply that note to Milo?
artwells

we have such sights to show you

jello mold with various vegetables in it
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jello mold with various vegetables in it
6 hours ago
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wmo pro 6 hours ago
i quivered
joost 6 hours ago
@wmo ++
poorusher 5 hours ago
Super messed up pareidolia
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
I don't know why I am liking this, when I can't conceive of eating it. Maybe I would taste the surface with my good eye.
bezt pro 2 hours ago
I was, as they say, not ready for this jelly.
m3moellering 47 minutes ago
@wmo in antici……..pation?
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snarkout

State Fair

A photograph of seed art piece for the Minnesota State Fair, styled after Picasso's Guernica. Multiple cubist figures are seen including one, a bearded man holding a cell phone lying on the ground. To the right of the piece an anguished figure throws her hands up holding a sign reading "ICE OUT". A loon, its wings spread, dominates the left side of the work.
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A photograph of seed art piece for the Minnesota State Fair, styled after Picasso's Guernica. Multiple cubist figures are seen including one, a bearded man holding a cell phone lying on the ground. To the right of the piece an anguished figure throws her hands up holding a sign reading "ICE OUT". A loon, its wings spread, dominates the left side of the work.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Work by Jennifer Nelson.

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’”

More seed art for the Minnesota state fair on similar themes at https://www.cropart.com/Resist....
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bencmeissner pro 12 hours ago
Going to look at all this in person today!
wjcstp pro 11 hours ago
MN State Fair crop art is going harder than ever this year, i hope to get over there next week
roue 10 hours ago
I'll be there Saturday. If you see a guy with a where's waldo "Find Yourself" shirt feel free to stop me and say hi. It might not be me, but that'd probably be even more fun.
semillama

Mapquest wins the internet

Map of Lake 34 Fraud Convictions
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Map of Lake 34 Fraud Convictions
Rename it yourself!

https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario

source: https://gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeonta...
9 hours ago
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homerj 8 hours ago
TIL Mapquest is still around.
dreyfusslugado 8 hours ago
fwiw Google Maps also still has it as Lake Ontario
artwells

vintage buttdialing

a man dialing a vintage phone with the dial a the bottom
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a man dialing a vintage phone with the dial a the bottom
6 hours ago
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snarkout pro 6 hours ago
If you're brave enough
mcmjolnir pro 43 minutes ago
Somewhere there is an ER doctor with a story
scruss

St Enoch's, Glasgow - mid 1970s

View from beneath looking up at the station building supported on pillars #thisiscivilengineering
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View from beneath looking up at the station building supported on pillars #thisiscivilengineering
Rather than demolishing the old subway ticket office when the system was being rebuilt, it was raised up and the new tunnels built under it. The old St Enoch's railway station next to it wasn't so lucky: it was demolished and became a fairly terrible glass-walled shopping centre.

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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poorusher 9 hours ago
Lovely photo I wonder what date it's from.
bezt pro 9 hours ago
@poorusher 1977-79. They used the rubble from the railway station to fill in part of the harbor so they could build an exhibition center on top.
poorusher 5 hours ago
@bezt you are literally the bezt. Always helping me out with my daft enquiries.
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
“Underground”
Clearly NOT
scruss pro an hour ago
@BennyTheIcepick ah, but if it had been underground, why does it have a roof?

@bezt I'd forgotten that the original SECC was built with the fill from St Enoch. I don't remember it being a working station, but I do remember it being a car park
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artwells

adding more hands to the project before deadline

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a toilet opens to reveal layered gloves
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dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
Deleted scene from "The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T"
ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
Here's your handbasket, Hell's over there. Enjoy your trip!
brobosky an hour ago
Never said no to anyone offering a hand.
grantbarrett pro an hour ago
George Forehand Grill
m3moellering 46 minutes ago
@ardgedee Bwahahahahaaaa!!!! I spit out my drink!!
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artwells

friday

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vintage ad of fast food employees dancing while sweeping
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artwells

(illustration only)

illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"
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illustration of a person with their hands up with downward motion arrows and then the person with their hands crossed in front of the their crotch with arrows indicating a hip thrust forward, captioned "suck it"
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"lock s-foils into attack formation"
ba pro Yesterday
I'd bullseye that womp rat!
sensorboy

Update on Rufus

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He's a VERY good boy!
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m3moellering

When were y’all gonna tell me?!?

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https://www.worknwomen.com/the-laug...

I would follow you anywhere, my Queen!
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Xedrik Yesterday
activation.
mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
Fantastic paid promotion for a car chase flick and you know why
scruss pro 10 hours ago
wedge issue
m3moellering 33 minutes ago
@scruss Hehehehehe
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LocalStain

me_irl

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me3dia

Small Change

Tom Waits • Small Change
Tom Waits, who sings of waitresses, strippers and old cars, of down and outs who are into muscatel and gin, and of late nights and smokey barrooms is back with SMALL CHANGE his fourth album on Asylum Records. Waits music is a lesson in reality with its bluesy, jazzy and cool presentation of pain, poverty and perversion. SMALL CHANGE, a small price to pay for a contemporary talent.
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Tom Waits • Small Change
Tom Waits, who sings of waitresses, strippers and old cars, of down and outs who are into muscatel and gin, and of late nights and smokey barrooms is back with SMALL CHANGE his fourth album on Asylum Records. Waits music is a lesson in reality with its bluesy, jazzy and cool presentation of pain, poverty and perversion. SMALL CHANGE, a small price to pay for a contemporary talent.
Detail from a 1976 print ad for Tom Waits' album "Small Change."

source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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mrklaw

Time well spent

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source: https://roguetelemetry.tumblr.com/post...
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thelonius 2 days ago
Time is free.
Mozai Yesterday
Loss of potential income is damage... damnit.
Argie

Just a... sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

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A cinema here used to play the Rocky Horror every Friday night at midnight and 18/19 year old me and a couple of friends decided to go along, not even really understanding what it was all about. When we arrived we found half the cinema was dressed like the characters. They had umbrellas and they threw rice in the air (IYKYK) and yelled out dialogue at certain points along the way.

The crowd sang along and interacted with the film as if it was scripted. We we're blown away!

So months later we all decided to go again and this time we'd dress up too, which was a huge extroverted thing to do for this bunch of introverts. When we arrived, pretty impressed with our efforts, we discovered that nobody else had dressed up that night just us. Worst best night of our 18/19 year old lives thus far 😁

Vale Tim Curry and thanks for the shows

also could we not just have one day to mourn Dolly alone
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dapete Yesterday
My favorite memory is 4 of us showing up with 10lbs of rice each.
Argie pro Yesterday
@dapete hahaah perfect
joost Yesterday
@Argie great story
billturner pro Yesterday
Your first experience mirrors my own. Friend took me to a midnight showing without explaining what I was about to witness. And it was wonderful.
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dapete

current mood

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Took Kusama too! These are some times.
MackReed pro Yesterday
My wife said she wants to be in heaven’s waiting room this week with those three. “Imagine the chitchat!”
nikkuneko

the song of my people

a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
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a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
my old supervisor messaged me this morning with this extremely targeted content

in her words, "I saw that and I was '....nick'"

purchase link (lots of great stuff from this shop!):
https://www.wonderfairhomeshop...
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misslivie 2 days ago
I'm from the south but I'm also like this
homerj 2 days ago
On more than one occasion I've used "gonna sneak right past ya" IRL.
Xedrik Yesterday
I saw one of those animated LED open/closed signs while at a stoplight today. It read OPE and I was like... wow I get it, but here in the PNW? and then the N lit up...
jive_t pro Yesterday
@Xedrik there’s a nail place nearby with a flashy closed sign and it always cracks me up. C L O S E D CLOSED CLOSED
nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
@Xedrik if i had a dollar for every minute i spent in front of a sequential flashing “open” sign, waiting to photograph the “OPE”…
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nikkuneko

narrator: “…they were not”

photo of musicians sabrina carpenter, phoebe bridgers, and jack antonoff caught in a candid moment. they all are turning toward the camera in irritation. the image has been edited with the “arrested development” tv series title card because of the scene’s resemblance to a moment from the show
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photo of musicians sabrina carpenter, phoebe bridgers, and jack antonoff caught in a candid moment. they all are turning toward the camera in irritation. the image has been edited with the “arrested development” tv series title card because of the scene’s resemblance to a moment from the show
can’t remember where i originally found this one, but i cackled every time i saw it across the social medial hellscape
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me3dia

ethereal grace

"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
RIP Dolly


source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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homerj 3 days ago
She's up there with Mr. Rodgers and Jim Henson on my list of "Just really decent human beings that made the world a better place."
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Yes, the universe wanted her back.
me3dia

reppin’ the ‘shk

Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
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Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
Recently dug this back up from the bottom of my t-shirt drawer. It’s a good summer shirt.
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ufez pro 2 days ago
Vintage!
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
yay! is that one of the cotton bureau ones?

i think i have the same one! (https://mltshp.com/p/1RPSZ, https://mltshp.com/p/1BTI1) i love it but am always afraid i'll ruin it if i wear it too much!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
“It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.”
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
@MackReed 👏👏👏
me3dia pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko yep! It slowly made its way down the stack (I don't often wear bright colors) but I dug it out for a few spins before fall weather returns.
Davezilla pro Yesterday
I still have my black on black shirt
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artwells

weekend plans

vintage video still of books and a briefcase with the caption "Pain & Suffering"
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vintage video still of books and a briefcase with the caption "Pain & Suffering"
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ardgedee

TS Dolly lives!

Screenshot of a map showing the Atlantic and Caribbean Sea and north coast of South America. There is a reverse-tapering cone showing the path of Tropical Storm Dolly, with current position over the middle of the ocean, traveling in the range of 35-40mph and approaching San Juan, Puerto Rico by some time mid or late Sunday. The cone of potential paths is surprisingly tight so it seems certain that the British Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Dominican Republic will feel the storm's effects.
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Screenshot of a map showing the Atlantic and Caribbean Sea and north coast of South America. There is a reverse-tapering cone showing the path of Tropical Storm Dolly, with current position over the middle of the ocean, traveling in the range of 35-40mph and approaching San Juan, Puerto Rico by some time mid or late Sunday. The cone of potential paths is surprisingly tight so it seems certain that the British Virgin Islands, Puerto Rico, and Dominican Republic will feel the storm's effects.
Purely coincidence.

Really -- "Dolly" was added to the rotating list of tropical storm names after "Diana" was retired in 1990.

Anyway, Dolly is going to put on a show and make some noise in the Atlantic north of South America for a couple days but should downgrade before it reaches the Lesser Antilles. Slight chance of it re-forming after the weather pattern passes over the Bahamas, but it's not worth worrying about unless it happens.

source: https://weather.com/2026...
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Xedrik 10 hours ago
I am begging the universe to let Tropical Storm Dolly wreck Mar-a-Lago.
WikiAdam 8 hours ago
@Xedrik Took the words right outta my mouth

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