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A person wearing a red shirt and blue jeans walks face-first into a giant suspended sign that says "Watch Out for This Sign". The person's hat is knocked off their head and they are dropping their phone, which they were probably looking at. Miraculously, their AirPods remain in their ears. The sign is light-colored with a striped red-and-yellow border, and sways from the impact. The space this takes place in is sparse and greenish. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A black-and-white advertising illustration, showing a man on an old-fashioned telephone speaking to a man in a chef's hat: "Increase my Pie Order".
...said Gregory to Liebniz.
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Now I just need to know what they're getting up to at Hebden Bridge... asking for a friend
"THECESS"
"THECESS"
A village whose name is a single letter removed from "cornhole" is not in any position to throw shade about others' smutty behaviour.
They must keep their porn hidden in the woods like a proper village.
A past lover and I once enacted a Hebden Bridge.
Nothing exceeds like Thecess
I have a shared office space in Hebden Bridge and can confirm that anything goes there - it's a liberal egalitarian paradise (ex industrial Yorkshire town taken over by hippies and artists 50 years ago), also apparently the Lesbian capital of England.
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When you stare into the box, sometimes it stares back into you.
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A colorful large umbrella in a wet, lush garden, with 3 musicians — a fiddler in black with a green shawl with a Celtic knot pattern, a bearded man with a guitar, and a woman with blue green braids holding a bodhrán.
My stepmom (left) asked me to do some photos to send to an event booker, and she said this one didn't make the cut, but I really liked it. (The Home Rulers: Susan McCroskey Burke, Tony Schuler, and Leah Cupps)
Love!
So cute!!
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2 photos showing a cat having hands pressed around his face like he's squeezing through a ... birth canal, and a photo showing the same cat at rest in his floofy magnificence.
The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
The captions read "looks like I'm choking him out but he fuckin loves getting birth candled" and "This is him usually guys :')"
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The post-rock instrumental duo El Ten Eleven performing at the Old Rock House in St. Louis
From last night. I stepped outside for a minute while Kristian took a pause to swap out one of his many looper pedals and wound up with my favorite pic of the night.
I hadn't been to the Old Rock House in a little over 8 years. It's a pretty cool venue (when it's not jam-packed).
Also enjoyed the openers, who were a quirky indie power-pop group from Nashville called Snorkeler.
Oct 4, 2026
I hadn't been to the Old Rock House in a little over 8 years. It's a pretty cool venue (when it's not jam-packed).
Also enjoyed the openers, who were a quirky indie power-pop group from Nashville called Snorkeler.
Oct 4, 2026
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cropped screenshot from the bandcamp artist's dashboard: two white buttons with blue text. to the left is a button labeled "get some followers" with a drop-down indicator for additional options; to the right is a button that reads "how do i start a cult?"
a button on the bandcamp artist dashboard that always cracks me up.
for those curious, the "how do i start a cult?" button links to the "importance of followers" section of bandcamp's artist guide:
https://bandcamp.com/guide...
for those curious, the "how do i start a cult?" button links to the "importance of followers" section of bandcamp's artist guide:
https://bandcamp.com/guide...
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Rogue? That owl was PAID to be there! How dare you!
MI-5 works in mysterious ways
MAIL DELIVERY MOTHERFUCKERS
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a screen from the credits roll of Disney's Frozen (2013). In the centre of this screen is this paragraph:
The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the film that all men eat their own boogers are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.
The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in the film that all men eat their own boogers are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.
While helping Catherine hang her art exhibit at Toronto Public Library's York Mills branch, I noticed the shelves below us were the kid's DVD section. I'd never seen "Frozen", and the DVD was right there.
I've never seen it either and amusingly reading this is about the only thing that has made me actually want to do so. . . . And I probably would if the Walt Disney co or the filmmakers would own that statement as accurate but since they didn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@williwaw I'll admit I enjoyed it more than I thought I would. It claims to be based on HCA's The Snow Queen but all it has in common is a Snow Queen and a reindeer. Wacky snowman sidekick Olaf is far less punchable than expected. The "Get a Horse" short is 6 minutes of your time well spent.
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photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
when come back, bring pie
I like pie!
@Xedrik Excellent reference
@Xedrik Excellent reference
Anytime is a good time for pie.
Keep your fork, there’s Proto-Indo-European.
I can hear this photo
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A black sticker with a crab image and A CRAB on a street post reminds viewers that all cops really are bastards.
PDX sticker of the moment...
all cops, really …
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A skeleton cowboy in a black hat and red scarf holds two psychedelic-patterned futuristic pistols inside a pink, surreal comic-book frame.
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
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a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
i finally saw a job listing a couple of days ago that made me go “wow, i might have a chance at that” and set out to finally update my resume.
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
I believe in you.
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Goooooooooooo
Job vibes!
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you already did some massive work towards it - you're almost there! just get 'er dunn
Bon chance!
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Nicolas&
Researcher&
Content&
Curator.
Researcher&
Content&
Curator.
Hooray!
you got dis
Go Nik Go!
You can do the thing!
WHEW! thanks everyone who offered support!
i just barely met my self-imposed deadline and submitted by resume, warts and all.
honestly, even if i don't get the job, this will motivate me to try for more as many times as i can.
i just barely met my self-imposed deadline and submitted by resume, warts and all.
honestly, even if i don't get the job, this will motivate me to try for more as many times as i can.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows a figure, wearing a cap, holding up a small translucent sphere in front of themselves. In the foreground, a tiny figure, about as tall as the hand of the main figure, is standing, watching the big person.
alt title: Annual Review
You're back! Happy Monday!!
@m3moellering 💃
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Mountain biking on the southeastern
shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. Fairly epic trail, which I fell off of only 3 times on a 45 degree slope. That’s okay, the thorn bushes broke my fall(s), and none of my injuries are permanent. 6.5/10 would again.
shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. Fairly epic trail, which I fell off of only 3 times on a 45 degree slope. That’s okay, the thorn bushes broke my fall(s), and none of my injuries are permanent. 6.5/10 would again.
Stiff, technical mountain bike ride through the forests and out onto the pumice-strewn southeastern shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. I only tumbled 15 feet off the trail three times, but that's okay, I didn't break or rip any part of my body but my skin because the thorn bushes broke my fall and I'm dumb/lucky. 6/10 would again.
I don't see no damned dirty apes
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Painting of a dark robed figure sitting at the foot of a cliff. Behind them is a bright white light highlighting the undersides of the branches behind them. The figure is hunched over and plucking the strings of a nyatiti, while a stream of snakes surge from behind them across the bottom of the painting. (A nyatiti is a lute with a gourd at the base, from which eight or nine strings extend.)
https://drpetelarson.bandcamp.com/album...
Dr. Pete is cofounder of Bulb Records, a legendary '90s record label that released some of the first recordings by Wolf Eyes and Andrew W.K. And he's also an epidemiologist who regularly does fieldwork in Kenya.
His latest musical project is a massive fusion of postrock, Sabbath grind, and shifting rhythms, featuring himself on the nyatiti, the Kenyan lute-like instrument the figure in that painting is casting snakes from.
It's dark and dense all somehow without feeling overwrought or gothy. I was in a constant state of "whoa..." on my first listen.
Dr. Pete is cofounder of Bulb Records, a legendary '90s record label that released some of the first recordings by Wolf Eyes and Andrew W.K. And he's also an epidemiologist who regularly does fieldwork in Kenya.
His latest musical project is a massive fusion of postrock, Sabbath grind, and shifting rhythms, featuring himself on the nyatiti, the Kenyan lute-like instrument the figure in that painting is casting snakes from.
It's dark and dense all somehow without feeling overwrought or gothy. I was in a constant state of "whoa..." on my first listen.
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If the name says Jack H. Harris, you know it's gonna be... well, not *good*, per se.
also known as "Fight for Survival"
https://www.imdb.com/title...
https://www.imdb.com/title...
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Vanilla Ice and Benny Hill posing together, throwing hand signs. Ice has two different colored shoes on. Hill wears his ball cap backwards. Such goofy guys, these two.
Per schlubs on the Internet:
Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
Naturally
peak manhood
This is the off brand equivalent of finding out Picasso and Eminem were alive at the same time
Thinking of ice-ice-baby over yaklity sacks and it works
I found a Benny Hill / Eminem mashup but no Ice unfortunately.
@artwells lol me too!
Ice, Ice Benny.
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I've been away for a while. Life took an unexpected turn, I learned some hard lessons, and came away with a better understanding of myself and the people around me. Grateful for the growth, and glad to be sharing things again.
Welcome back!
Hi!
Hallo
Hóla! Here’s to growth!
Good to see you
Good to see you.
Welcome back!
Welcome back indeed!
Glad that you’re back!
Hang in there. Confronting our own painful truths is the only way forward, but it’s also the best way forward
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A bright sunny day from a side slope of Chapman Peak in Glacier National Park. In the close foreground are red huckleberry bushes. The terrain drops down abruptly in a glacially carved valley, some 2000 feet. To the left of Thunderbird Mountain, Mount Carter, and Rainbow Peak. To the right is Boulder Peak, Mount Peabody, and Numa Ridge. Bowman Lake, a glacial fjord style like is a shiny ribbon in the distance.
I did a solo late season 3 night backpacking trip up in Glacier NP this Sunday through Wednesday. 38 miles, climbing up and over two passes, topping out at ~7500 feet at Boulder Pass. Temps in the low 30s to mid 60s with some rain and snow mixed in.
This view is looking down the Bowman Creek valley. I started at the end of that fjord like lake way off in the distance.
Interestingly, there was a distinct lack of large mammals along the way, but that's ok, I've seen enough grizzlies for a lifetime. I did see 2 bald eagles, 2 beaver, a million little chipmunks, and a few tiny little voles.
Oh, there was also a really scary part of the trail in a tight couloir with a near sheer drop off right around 1800 feet. From someone who has an extreme fear of heights, I'll give myself a gold star for making it on through, but then again, I didn't really have much other choice.
This view is looking down the Bowman Creek valley. I started at the end of that fjord like lake way off in the distance.
Interestingly, there was a distinct lack of large mammals along the way, but that's ok, I've seen enough grizzlies for a lifetime. I did see 2 bald eagles, 2 beaver, a million little chipmunks, and a few tiny little voles.
Oh, there was also a really scary part of the trail in a tight couloir with a near sheer drop off right around 1800 feet. From someone who has an extreme fear of heights, I'll give myself a gold star for making it on through, but then again, I didn't really have much other choice.