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A two panel screenshot from an episode of the Wire. Walon (Steve Earle) leans into the guy standing next to him and says:
1st panel: "Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me"
2nd: "Four tops"
1st panel: "Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me"
2nd: "Four tops"
biden-pointing-and-smirking.gif
Touch the fishy
Yo Dawg!
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Product photo of an offline ChatGPT.
It's a branded magic 8-ball with a goatse logo. Answers typical of ChatGPT are shown
It's a branded magic 8-ball with a goatse logo. Answers typical of ChatGPT are shown
that logo is the uh Greatest Of All Time, see
ChatseGPT
Somebody needs to make this, I would buy one right now
🚑
2025.
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Photograph, at night, of a hand-stenciled white sign planted in the verge of a road. "He sold you / flowers / and ICE took / him".
"ICE took him" is underlined.
"ICE took him" is underlined.
Yuck.
Rest in Power Uncle Steve.
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#RIP
This photo was a week ago, on Thanksgiving.
My Uncle Steve passed away this morning with Susan by his side after several years of miraculous recoveries from ailments large and small. Cancer being the main one.
4 times iirc.
We all just expected he'd live forever.
He was among the kindest and most generous people you could hope to meet. He treated my aunt and her extended family as if they were his own and from the moment we met him accepted him as one of us.
He was one of the funniest people you could ever hope to encounter.
May his memory be a blessing.
From front to back; my sister, her eldest, Uncle Steve and Aunt Susan. Susan is my mother's sister, the only surviving member of my mothers family.
This photo was a week ago, on Thanksgiving.
My Uncle Steve passed away this morning with Susan by his side after several years of miraculous recoveries from ailments large and small. Cancer being the main one.
4 times iirc.
We all just expected he'd live forever.
He was among the kindest and most generous people you could hope to meet. He treated my aunt and her extended family as if they were his own and from the moment we met him accepted him as one of us.
He was one of the funniest people you could ever hope to encounter.
May his memory be a blessing.
From front to back; my sister, her eldest, Uncle Steve and Aunt Susan. Susan is my mother's sister, the only surviving member of my mothers family.
Love to you and yours - long may his memory live!
Steve is the best name. Rest well, Steve. Rest well.
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
Our Die Hard
Just needed to save this somewhere
A pieta about image compression
night signs
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A hunched figure wearing a coat and a hat walks under a gray night sky and a slightly hazy full moon. The figure has a gnarled cane, and might look like an elderly person out for a walk if it weren't for the fact that its entire upper body is a traffic signal, the red and yellow lights blazing. A low fog hangs over the ground. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Every teacher in the US right now.
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A woman in a blue dress stands dwarfed by the massive cliff face of ribbed, geometric vertical rock formations that she is looking at
Columnar joints!
We've got a load of this over in the Scablands, Frenchman Coulee is a big wall of it.
We've got a load of this over in the Scablands, Frenchman Coulee is a big wall of it.
Because you know I'm all about that basalt, 'bout that basalt, no trachyte.
@dreyfusslugado 👏
Portal
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Painted my breakfast this morning
emotional weather report
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A large hairy ape in a red-floored, tan-walled Zoom enclosure swings listlessly face down balancing on its belly on a blue sling, dragging his knuckles through the straw and faeces littering the floor.
Not for sissies, Bette Davis.
to do
Breaking News
"what if the ship of theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with
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The image is from a Thomas the Tank Engine picture book. A mechanic is putting a new smokestack on Thomas with a crane. Thomas looks up with an expression that can be read as surprise or wonder. Underneath the image is the following text: Thomas didn't enjoy his time at the Works. "It's nice to feel mended again," he said afterwards, "but they took so many of my old parts away and put new ones in, that I'm not sure whether I'm really me or another engine."
Yes son, this was your grandfather's axe. The handle has been replaced three times, and the head twice, but it's still your grandfather's axe.
Our the one from that book that I can't remember the name of right now. John something I think?
Our the one from that book that I can't remember the name of right now. John something I think?
Barring long-lived cells like neurons, all humans are in the same boat (of Thesus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Whoa.
Upcoming Gig in Chicagoland
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Comic Book-style Illustration
Headline: BANGUS
Drawing of a Saxophonist, Vibraphonist, and Drummer in colorful suits against a background of stylized cannabis leaves
Caption: B.A. Rosenblum - Tenor Sax; Tim Heuer - Vibraphone; Angus Forbes - Drums
Dec 10, 5-7 PM, The West Town Bakery, 100 Chicago Ave, Evanston
Headline: BANGUS
Drawing of a Saxophonist, Vibraphonist, and Drummer in colorful suits against a background of stylized cannabis leaves
Caption: B.A. Rosenblum - Tenor Sax; Tim Heuer - Vibraphone; Angus Forbes - Drums
Dec 10, 5-7 PM, The West Town Bakery, 100 Chicago Ave, Evanston
poor Tim doesn't get his name incorporated into the band name
@dreyfusslugado Tim is a guest star. The project is me and Angus, with a rotating cast of guests.
Tim's just happy to play his Vibraphone 😊
am i winning
Jazz Ensemble
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Jazz big band comprised of high school students in dark suits.
My boy rocking the baritone sax in his school's big band.
that's no boy... that there's a man!
The oldest light you can see, from Patagonia
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2 people can be seen in a night scene with the Andromeda galaxy, many stars and a blush of red and blue tint in the sky
'The Andromeda Galaxy at 2.5 million light years away is the most distant object easily seen with your unaided eye. Given its distance, light from Andromeda is likely also the oldest light that you can see.'
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Photo: Gerardo Ferrarino
source: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod...
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Photo: Gerardo Ferrarino
source: https://apod.nasa.gov/apod...
"his presence is golf"
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woman saying something
He tells me that he jerks off.
what clef are those earrings?
"Let's talk about that, then golf"
Mistletoaster
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KitchenNutz
I lived in a place that had outlets on the ceiling once. People would almost get mad, when they visited, demanding to know why. I don't know, I'd say. I rent the place, I didn't wire it. Eventually I found out that someone used to run a sewing business there, and the outlets were above what had been a table for sewing machines.
They’re also handy if you want to have a light above the kitchen table, but don’t want to hardwire it permanently!
An odd year of listening
straining under the weight of religion
I watched four movies! AGAIN!
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Four fake posters for real movies based on four real posters for other movies:
Kansas City Confidential as Atlantis: The Lost City (yeah, that was a deep cut)
The Devil's Needle as You've Got Mail
Train Dreams as Die My Love
Sentimental Value as The Graduate
Kansas City Confidential as Atlantis: The Lost City (yeah, that was a deep cut)
The Devil's Needle as You've Got Mail
Train Dreams as Die My Love
Sentimental Value as The Graduate
Fake posters for four movies I watched based on real posters for other movies. More at https://ga2so.com/blog, or on the fediverse at @ga2so_2wba65@www.ga2so.com . I'm currently seven posters behind.
Original posters listed in the alt tag.
Kansas City Confidential: A great little thriller.
The Devil's Needle: The most interesting part was the degradation of the film stock.
Train Dreams: Like a Terrence Malick film, except that I actually liked it. Stayed in my head for days.
Sentimental Value: Strong performances, but it didn't really resonate with me.
Original posters listed in the alt tag.
Kansas City Confidential: A great little thriller.
The Devil's Needle: The most interesting part was the degradation of the film stock.
Train Dreams: Like a Terrence Malick film, except that I actually liked it. Stayed in my head for days.
Sentimental Value: Strong performances, but it didn't really resonate with me.
Train Dreams was one of those movies you watch and go "huh...that was an OK movie." And then it hits you a little later "wait...I think that was a really great movie..."
I strongly encourage anyone who hasn't already to read Train Dreams! It's my tied-for-1st favorite Denis Johnson book and it's such a stupendous but quiet novel. They must have done something right for the film (which I'm not going to see) because similarly it takes space and time for one to realize how good it is.
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a translucent white jellyfish swims against a black backdrop like a billowing cloud.
These three photos just popped up in succession in my feed. Felt cool. Might delete later.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
OMW
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a massive cloud of ash towers over a huge active volcano against a blue sky
This is a still of 1!
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