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matchbox cover for "tokyo jazz club" with an illustration of an octopus floating above a drum kit, with three sticks
source: https://nakedmusicscore.tumblr.com/post...
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poorusher 16 hours ago
Saved to T-shirt ideas!
wjcstp pro 15 hours ago
this is excellent
dreyfusslugado 12 hours ago
I'm wondering about that detached arm at the bottom, partially behind the snare drum. Did it drum an arm loose?
joost 12 hours ago
Looks great.
(Probably AI though)
bitslayer 9 hours ago
Yeah, the loose arms do seem to imply a nonhuman artist, but my wife reads some Japanese and says the katakana on the side does phonetically say Tokyo Jazz Club and the kanji at the bottom looks like a plausible address in Tokyo. Google Maps shows no current club in Tokyo of that name.
bezt pro 5 hours ago
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jessamyn

local friend had a "my house is turning 200" party and the snack table was off the chain

an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
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an impressively long table absolutely full of cookies and cakes and little numnums of all description. It is under a tent and the sun is shining. People are eating numnums
An older friend of mine had a big party nominally about her house's bicentennial but really just to hang out and eat indecent amounts of snacks. I showed up two hours into a three hour party and this was "all" that was left. 😂 House is in the background, it's a nice house. This lady calls me whenever she needs to update her email signature file.
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samh pro Yesterday
Oh you Eaterners! I brag about my 150 year old house out here in the Rockies but 200... for America, dang! That's purdy old.
ckoerner Yesterday
I am loving the sense of community in this pic.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Oh, I'll have the whole little orange topped cake! Wonderous!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I had a party like that when my house turned 100, but the snack table wasn’t nearly that long
Robotron_smith Yesterday
200!
Our building turns 100 this year and we’re having a party, and we are all excited about that!
Our spread is not gonna look that fabulous though, like wjcstp said.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Everything tastes better with a little age. 🖤
Argie pro Yesterday
@wjcstp well, when you have the 200th party you can double the table length accordingly 😏
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Argie

Not The Onion

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I... I feel like I've stumbled into a weird timeline.
I had no idea "Idiocracy" was a documentary.
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3rdparty pro 3 hours ago
https://www.reddit.com/r...
jordanbrock

Nankeen Night Heron

A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
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A Nankeen Night Heron, standing on a partially submerged tree branch, looking into mossy water for a feed.
Did a Bird Watching Walk at the local lake (Herdsman Lake) and had a great time.
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Argie pro 4 hours ago
ooh, self guided or are they offering tours? I'm def moving into my old man bird watching phase. Bird Count coming up on the 19th of this month, can't wait
jordanbrock pro 2 hours ago
@Argie https://www.wagouldleague.com.au/event-de... was the one we did. Couldn't see an October one, but it should be up soon. It was really good. They have binoculars to borrow as well if you don't have any.
insuranceguy

That time of year in the city of angels

Jars of pomegranate jelly
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Jars of pomegranate jelly
pomegranate
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ang pro 4 hours ago
I have a fridge drawer full of pomegranates right now.
LocalStain

 

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y95

Barchaeologist

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Ava with one of the abandoned beach toys I bring home.
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kokogiak Yesterday
Title
Argie pro 7 hours ago
I'd hire Ava
0y3ahSansAcut3

Tasteless Meme Time...

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Canadian dressed man watches a beautiful woman, in an EU tank, walk by, to the consternation of his American dressed companion.
New variation on an oldish meme.
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MackReed

earlier this evening

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VamoLá played samba for Luminata, marching around Green Lake in lights for thousands of equally-lit Seattleites. I wore one of the 4 UFO abduction rigs I built years ago for the family to wear at BRC (it still works!) and played so hard I broke a drumhead.

13/10 would again.
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snarkout

Batman Day

Illustration of three young women (Lottie, Claire, and Mildred) draped all over a muscular and stern Batman. Claire, the smallest, is sitting on his shoulder showing a lot of leg and pinching his cowl-ear.
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Illustration of three young women (Lottie, Claire, and Mildred) draped all over a muscular and stern Batman. Claire, the smallest, is sitting on his shoulder showing a lot of leg and pinching his cowl-ear.
source: https://www.patreon.com/scarygor...

John Allison does a Batman/Solver crossover.
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scruss pro 8 hours ago
I'd completely missed the Bat-Like Man story arc in Giant Days, too
wombatman70

Autumn is coming!

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We might still be having 100° days here in Nashville (😩), but the pretty prickly pears are purpling! That means that whether the weather would have us believe it, autumn is nigh!
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O_C

Mill Owners’ Association Building, Le Corbusier, 1956, Ahmedabad, India

photograph of a building exterior composed of concrete rectangular boxes, covered in various plants
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photograph of a building exterior composed of concrete rectangular boxes, covered in various plants
source: https://thingsmagazine.tumblr.com/post...
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backseatpilot

It's been a time

A tan dog laying on a red upholstered chair next to a woman in a T-shirt and shorts. The dog is intently looking at the camera.
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A tan dog laying on a red upholstered chair next to a woman in a T-shirt and shorts. The dog is intently looking at the camera.
I post this mostly to scream into the void. Our dear dog, Pippa, was diagnosed with a tumor on her spleen several weeks ago. This is basically a death sentence, but we were very lucky to find out about it before it burst. We were given the opportunity to give her a peaceful goodbye on Saturday, the 5th.

On the 3rd, I got a call from my mother that my dad was in the emergency room. The cancer he has been fighting for 18 months had started affecting his lungs and he was having trouble breathing. They decided to put him on hospice, and he returned home on the 4th with a pile of morphine.

We said goodbye to our dog and then packed up to drive down to our parents the next day. There is still dog fur all over the apartment. My father has rapidly declined, from needing a little help to move between the living room and the bed to now being barely there. I'll spare all the gory details in between.

We're looking at hours to days left for him, but my wife and I have decided we need to go home after two weeks with little sleep and acting as the primary support for my mother. Other family is arriving tomorrow. We're expecting to return in a few days, but we need to swap clothes and grab some essentials we forgot in our haste.

It's been a time
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samh pro 3 days ago
I'll give my pups a few extra scratches behind the ears tomorrow. And I'll call my folks this weekend.
wombatman70 3 days ago
Love to you and yours. Loads of long distance hugs from internet friends. Sorry that you’re going through it. ❤️
wmo pro 3 days ago
yeah i took my dog to the foot of the Rainbow Bridge before a two week stay seeing my father to his.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
poorusher 3 days ago
🖤🖤🖤
joost 3 days ago
Ach. At moments like this you need all the fortitude you can muster.
Taking care of dying loved ones is such a labour of love...
billturner pro 2 days ago
~~~~~~~~~
robritz 2 days ago
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<3
dphiffer pro 2 days ago
💜💜💜
LocalStain pro 2 days ago
💗💓💗
m3moellering 2 days ago
Much love and comfort for you and yours from this Internet friend.
BMK 2 days ago
That's a lot in a very short frame of time. Remember to take care of yourselves through this as well.
snarkout pro 2 days ago
<3
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Hugs, friend 💙
jaymayday 2 days ago
two terrible heartbreaks, my condolences :(
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
❤️
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Aw.
me3dia pro 2 days ago
We had to say goodbye to one of our cats yesterday, so I feel you. My deepest sympathies.
scruss pro Yesterday
Och, I'm sorry
fins 23 hours ago
💙
gormat 11 hours ago
Hugs to everyone on here who has lost a pet or a parent or is caring for ailing loved ones. That's a lot of hugs.
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O_C

M.C. Escher, "Mummified Frog" (1946)

illustration art of a mummified frog. it somehow looks like a sort of quadrupedal vehicle - the spine/ribcage is the seating area, the eyes are the headlights.
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illustration art of a mummified frog. it somehow looks like a sort of quadrupedal vehicle - the spine/ribcage is the seating area, the eyes are the headlights.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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ba

No thank you

Photo of two abutting signs with the same color and background, so they appear to be a single sign. Read separately they say "GREEK YOGURT" and NATHAN'S FOOT LONG HOT DOGS". Read as a single sign, it appears to read "GREEK NATHAN'S FOOT LONG YOGURT HOT DOGS"
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Photo of two abutting signs with the same color and background, so they appear to be a single sign. Read separately they say "GREEK YOGURT" and NATHAN'S FOOT LONG HOT DOGS". Read as a single sign, it appears to read "GREEK NATHAN'S FOOT LONG YOGURT HOT DOGS"
source: FaceBizzle
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spoetz Yesterday
A penny for your yogurthots
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@spoetz +++
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
No coming back from Greek Nathan
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
I trust in Greek Nathan
y95 Yesterday
but what if the bun was cake?
y95 Yesterday
and the condiments were fruit?
otaman pro 11 hours ago
It's all Greek Nathan's to me
otaman pro 11 hours ago
It's all Greek Nathan's to me
pk pro 9 hours ago
I will support Nathan's meat alternative
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cristin

not The Onion

Financial Times headline: How should investors position for the robot apocalypse?

subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
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Financial Times headline: How should investors position for the robot apocalypse?

subtitle:
The end of human existence might be bad for financial markets
are they daft?

source: https://www.ft.com/content...
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scruss pro Yesterday
something something but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
MackReed pro Yesterday
I think it’d be great if they positioned themselves on a convenient 27th story ledge.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Bent over, pants down, cheeks spread.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Buy logical paradoxes, fools!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
The fun part is even a best-outcome post-scarcity AI revolution would still be an apocalypse for financial markets.
WikiAdam Yesterday
@MackReed +++++
foist pro Yesterday
That's one hell of a lede tho ...
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Just let the Boston Robotics dogs do their job. Any position will do.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 🏆
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dapete

If I were ever going to get a tat...

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this
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kokogiak

A Visitor

Two photos of a wild rabbit in a garage workshop, one closer than the other.
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Two photos of a wild rabbit in a garage workshop, one closer than the other.
I was tinkering around this afternoon in my garage workshop — nice music playing, fiddling with some electronics - when I saw a small shape moving in my peripheral vision. My first thought was 'Oh no, one of the cats got out', but then I turned and saw that our resident yard bunny had dropped in for a visit. He seemed to be just curious about the space, and me. He hopped all around the garage, sniffing everything for about 5 minutes, gave me one last look-over, then high-tailed it back into the yard.
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MackReed

innards

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O_C

am sports

print advertisement for am sports tennis shoes in blue, green, yellow, and white
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print advertisement for am sports tennis shoes in blue, green, yellow, and white
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me3dia

not once

'YOU WOULDN'T OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN'
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'YOU WOULDN'T OPEN FOR ED SHEERAN'
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
Years later your “source” variations still crack me up
waldopepper

The AI Force uniforms dropped

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MackReed

whip of the week

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IYKYK

And yes, that IS a Reliant Robin.

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BMK Yesterday
F.A.B.!!
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
I missed the car zooming in on the Greeves... I have my blind spots.
O_C

what were the skies like

photograph which appears to have been taken from the front seat of a car looking westward to the sunset, red taillights ahead, white headlights in the opposite lane
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photograph which appears to have been taken from the front seat of a car looking westward to the sunset, red taillights ahead, white headlights in the opposite lane
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
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joffaboy

Never

Key safe in buttplug
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Key safe in buttplug
Via Bluesky
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m3moellering Yesterday
K-mart? Really?
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
"Do you hear, like, a jingling?"
Davezilla pro Yesterday
@B6FA798A3449 +++
ardgedee pro Yesterday
People gotta quit it with this AI slop
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
What @ardgedee said (was unable to resist jingling remark, that is on me)
spoetz Yesterday
Not merely AI slop, but completely unrealistic for storing 2-factor authentication keyfobs, as the metal case would prevent BlueTooth & NFC penetration
tonyb pro Yesterday
"I've air-gapped myself..."
vosechu pro Yesterday
@spoetz I dunno, I feel like this could do okay at nfc penetration.
fisherdah 14 hours ago
Don’t know why people keep saying this is AI slop. I bought one of these from my local K-Mart and haven’t misplaced my keys for weeks. It’s inconvenient, yes. It’s terrible messy, yes. But(t), it’s also embarrassing and humbling.
pk pro 9 hours ago
@spoetz and because Kmart no longer exists as it did
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
@pk The logo is for the (still thriving) Kmart Australia, albeit rendered with obvious errors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

And I'm sure this invites jokes about the item only being available down under but I am not going to make them.
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snarkout

Can you dig it?

Screenshot from Apple's `fm` local chatbot.

> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.

> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Garfield.

Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):

* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
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Screenshot from Apple's `fm` local chatbot.

> who's the hip black dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?
The model's safety guardrails were triggered.
Try a different prompt.

> Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

Garfield.

Then, a broken list (two of the bullet items being parsed as markdown and the third not):

* The lasagna-loving cat
* Always faces danger with **boldness**
* Famous for his **resourcefulness** in tough situations
source: my laptop

From the company that brought us Siri setting timers.
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dad 2 days ago
I laugh because setting timers is the only thing I do with Siri.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Hush yo mouth.
royce002 2 days ago
In Russia, Siri Shafts you!
idogcow 2 days ago
Damn wrong
bitslayer 2 days ago
jus talkin bout shaft
m3moellering 2 days ago
@MackReed ++
joshmillard pro 2 days ago
@bitslayer just promptin' bout, surely
mare pro Yesterday
AMTTL of people who also only uses Siri for Timers.
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snowbow

🌼

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Some flowers I saw on a walk yesterday
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waldopepper pro 3 days ago
Stunning!
JonGerlach pro 3 days ago
I can’t get enough of this! Wish it was a painting!
jessamyn pro 3 days ago
I love this.
gormat 2 days ago
Slava Ukraini!
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poorusher

Look at that S car go!

A series of instant Instax photographic prints of a large sign letter S.
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A series of instant Instax photographic prints of a large sign letter S.
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artwells

Fort Apache, The Scrod

Paul Newman in a kitchen with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod"
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Paul Newman in a kitchen with the caption "Delicate moment: Newman saucing his scrod"
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snarkout pro 2 days ago
"Say, cabbie, where can a fella get scrod in this town?"
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
He managed to sauce a number of scrods in his day
Davezilla pro Yesterday
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
idogcow Yesterday
Cod, Scrod, or Kabob. Nobody rides for free!
ba pro Yesterday
The title of the adagio movement of my next song cycle...
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Who up saucing they scrod
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joffaboy

Still Curious after 5000 Sols

Merged photos from Martian roverb left half of image has a yellow sky right half has blue sky
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Merged photos from Martian roverb left half of image has a yellow sky right half has blue sky
To celebrate Curiosity's 5,000th Martian day, the team put together this postcard. It features two panoramic views: blue for morning shots and yellow for dusk scenes.

https://www.threads.com/share...
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tamrow pro 2 days ago
Timothy looked at the deep ocean sky, trying to see Earth and the war and the ruined cities and the men killing each other since the day he was born. But he saw nothing. The war was as removed and far off as two flies battling to the death in the arch of a great high and silent cathedral. And just as senseless...
What are you looking at so hard, Dad?
I was looking for Earthian logic, common sense, good government, peace, and responsibility.
All that up there?
No. I didn't find it. It's not there any more. Maybe it'll never be there again. Maybe we fooled ourselves that it was ever there.
Ray Bradbury ~ The Martian Chronicles
grantbarrett pro 2 days ago
@tamrow +++
Argie pro 2 days ago
link to images for those not on threads
https://science.nasa.gov/photojou...
dad Yesterday
Hard to believe there isn't a Dollar General there yet.
vosechu pro 13 hours ago
It hadn’t occurred to me until now, but I wonder if the scientists are ever worried that they’ll be laid off as soon as their robot dies? Or does nasa just find them a new project?
vosechu pro 13 hours ago
I looked it up: it’s complicated.
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