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ufez

How I Roll

Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster

Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
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poorusher

Merguez sausages, Spanish rice and harissa

A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
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A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
Garbage photo but pretty tasty. I had Merguez sausages once years and years ago and often lust after them. Marks and Spencers now stock them.

First time I made Spanish rice also. Jessica usually makes it and is pretty boss at it, mine was so so.
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poorusher

Team assemble!

Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
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Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
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3rdparty pro an hour ago
Ceci n'est pas une squad
nikkuneko pro 27 minutes ago
i still have my pipe squad:
https://mltshp.com/p/1MT54
artwells

instant wife

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fallout zombie saying something
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dogwelder pro 4 hours ago
has to wipe
jive_t pro 3 hours ago
That guy has no nose. How does he smell?
foist pro 2 hours ago
Instead a what
poorusher 2 hours ago
Tyco Brahe
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
It's a wolf.
rogrtheshrubber pro an hour ago
@jive_t Terrible!
rogrtheshrubber pro an hour ago
Hands can wave
MackReed pro an hour ago
take your shoe off
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LocalStain

The Charles.

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poorusher 2 hours ago
Oooof
snarkout

G🏀TV

Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
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Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Limited edition Knicks sticker for early voting today, to correspond with the parade.
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jpoulos pro 7 hours ago
Greatest city in the world.
urlnotfound

my daughter has an aesthetic

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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.

It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
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ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
Cool!

How much did the wrap cost?
urlnotfound pro 9 hours ago
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
trey pro 6 hours ago
Fantastic
travis pro 6 hours ago
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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MackReed

proposed emoji

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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
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ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.

"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
bezt pro 10 hours ago
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.

This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
MackReed

nuh-uh

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a shirtless man with demonic face, horns and dubious expression repeatedly shakes his head
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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rogrtheshrubber pro 4 hours ago
Calibos!
joffaboy

Maillag view

Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland
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mcmjolnir pro 21 hours ago
Lovely
drurystephanie 21 hours ago
I yearn for this
WikiAdam 18 hours ago
I want to go to there.

What's Maillag like?
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
I am experiencing envy.
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urlnotfound

we're going shopping

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The original color of the car
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.

They did a nice job on the wrap.
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
this is great.
travis pro 6 hours ago
:chefs-kiss:
MackReed

let’s go shopping to lift our spirits

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animation loop: a pink skeleton walks slowly past shelf after empty grocery shelf, pushing an empty aquamarine grocery cart
taf: https://www.tumblr.com/hot-pain...
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samh pro 7 hours ago
Toilet paper aisle at Walmart, March 2020.
joost 5 hours ago
@samh ++
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
@samh (chef's kiss)
urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
I felt like an idiot when I came home from Costco with a giant pack of toilet paper, the second purchased in two weeks, in late February 2020 because I forgot to update the shopping list.

That feeling did not last.
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robritz

View from Tibidabo, Barcelona

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There's a small mountain on the north edge of Barcelona. The peak is called Tibidabo. There's an amusement park that hugs the side of the mountain. You start at the top and work your way down, then you can either hike back up or take a lift. It was really fun.

We went in the evening and my daughter and I hopped on the ferris wheel right before closing. This is the view facing away from the city.

Camera nerdery: Sony A7iii, Tamron 35-150 2-2.8.
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snarkout

Sternly-worded letter

A panel from a comic book, showing Captain America fighting three men in green army uniforms. He's on top of one and stiff-arming the second, Heisman style (and his hand is bigger than the guy's face). "Hey! You can't barge in here--oompff!" "Just try to stop me, mister! I'm in no mood to exchange formalities!"
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A panel from a comic book, showing Captain America fighting three men in green army uniforms. He's on top of one and stiff-arming the second, Heisman style (and his hand is bigger than the guy's face). "Hey! You can't barge in here--oompff!" "Just try to stop me, mister! I'm in no mood to exchange formalities!"
source: https://them0vieblog.com/2012...

#kirbythursday hopes you always remain diplomatic. (From Captain America no. 212 1997)
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MackReed

simulator

A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
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A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
this is stupid and satisfying: https://screen.toys/firewood/
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Oh that's amazing.
samh pro Yesterday
I will no longer be getting any work done for the remainder of the month of June.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
wow I have a crappy video card. frame rate was something like 1 per second.
Still, looks fun.
roonie pro 23 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado Fun? Mate, this is work!
When the boss asks, what are you doing? I'm working, Hard! ffs
otaman pro 22 hours ago
So good.

But I would like to stack my firewood a particular way ...
idogcow 15 hours ago
No featured, getting the splitting wedges stuck
waldopepper pro 13 hours ago
I wanted to make a full circle of chopped wood but it looks like it's only half way round then you can't add any more :( Please send help.
rogrtheshrubber pro 4 hours ago
My first job after I graduated high school and got married was at a secondhand furniture/appliance store. In addition to buying and selling pretty much anything we also bought semi-trailer loads of logs in the summer and cut/split/stacked cords and cords of firewood to sell. Of course, when I say "we" I mean me, as I was the sole employee. Thankfully, one day my boss made a trade for a hydraulic splitter and I no longer had to swing an axe all day.
samh pro 2 hours ago
I wasted enough time to fill four concentric half-rings, @waldopepper.
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zork

Big Prairie, Glacier NP

In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
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waldopepper pro 13 hours ago
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
samh pro 7 hours ago
Downed tree season is real!
LocalStain

Wattzotica

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Featuring Mike Watt.

Source- https://www.thetonearm.com/galecsta...
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wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
I doubt there's a more active and enthusiastic collaborator in music today than Mike Watt. Thanks for posting this, listening now and i'm already hooked.
O_C

BECK!

David Geffen Records, Inc. 1996 promotional photograph of American recording artist Beck (Beck David Hansen). He is wearing a dark zip-up jacket over a collared shirt, and looking to the side. His hair is blowing in the wind.
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David Geffen Records, Inc. 1996 promotional photograph of American recording artist Beck (Beck David Hansen). He is wearing a dark zip-up jacket over a collared shirt, and looking to the side. His hair is blowing in the wind.
source: https://doomandgloomfromthetom...
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dogwelder

Thursday Morning Movie 24: Back in the Saddle

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I turned on a/b testing for the title & thumbnail even though I don't get enough views to bother.
I turned on a/b testing for the title and thumbnail even though I never get enough views to bother.
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dphiffer pro 4 hours ago
We used to do fartlek training for cross country!
1f2frfbf

Polaroid Archive

A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
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A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
An SX-70 Polaroid print of Dorothy Hamill by Andy Warhol. Photographed by me, many years ago.

I've seen, and held, and photographed, some things.

Inspired by https://mltshp.com/p/1RRN0 and @LocalStain's video which I'm not smart enough to link.
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poorusher an hour ago
Lovely!

You know about this right?
https://mltshp.com/polaroids

If not I can save it to that group.
joffaboy

London Tube map of the digestive system

London Tube style map of the digestive system
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London Tube style map of the digestive system
Source: https://www.radiologycafe.com/blog...
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scruss pro 22 hours ago
cue takedown from TfL in 3, 2, ...
1f2frfbf pro 22 hours ago
Just had my colonoscopy so I am very familiar with the not-pictured express route.
mcmjolnir pro 21 hours ago
St Pancreas innit
jordanbrock pro 19 hours ago
"Hand me the sigmoidoscope!"
BMK 19 hours ago
@mcmjolnir ++
BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
@mcmjolnir
Whoohoo chugging the party jug!
misslivie 5 hours ago
this is a Piccadilly Line Train to......Cockfosters.
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tom

Alfred Joseph Casson

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/yama-bat...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
literally loudly gasped

incredible
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Neo cubism?
wjcstp pro Yesterday
that waterline detail is so good
tomb 9 hours ago
Tom Thomson came paddling past...
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scotto

too true

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3rdparty pro Yesterday
Chuckles in Canadian
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Chuckholes in American because there is only war money, not infrastructure money.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
*Steve Miller Band intensifies*
joffaboy

KitCat communing

A long-haired cat
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A long-haired cat
She's extra smoochy as we've been away for 8 weeks
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caitlinburke

PSA

Sign urging people not to plant bamboo near data centers because it’s so invasive. Sure would be a shame.
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Sign urging people not to plant bamboo near data centers because it’s so invasive. Sure would be a shame.
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dphiffer pro Yesterday
Japanese Knotweed is another plant that you really should not plant near data centers.
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
@dphiffer good tip! Folks, feel free to add warnings + regions where they are most disruptive to the local habitat.
williwaw pro Yesterday
Willows & cottonwoods shouldn't be planted either, as their roots can severely destroy water lines and will travel 20-25 feet looking for water. Especially near data centers that promised not to take water out of the ravaged Colorado River but now are suing to do so.
williwaw pro Yesterday
Also when stressed they send up even more trees so they're devilishy hard to remove. Look for any trees/plants in the poplar and salix genera for natives in your area to avoid these characteristics.
me3dia pro Yesterday
(Please, nobody plant Japanese Knotweed *anywhere* — it will be there far longer than the data center, killing local plants and spreading like a disease.)
cristin pro Yesterday
@williwaw +++
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dogwelder

We all knew, you little shit

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ardgedee pro Yesterday
He wasn't the kid giving a nod and thumbs up in front of his PC?
Xedrik Yesterday
naw, that's Brent Rambo
david_adams 20 hours ago
This is the brother of the "Two Dollars" newspaper boy, I think.
y95 19 hours ago
current minor cabinet member
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artwells

for the children

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Man saying "First name Wu, last name Tang. Perhaps you've heard of my clan"
2 days ago
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snarkout pro 2 days ago
They're nuthin' to fuck wit.
ba pro 2 days ago
The Wu is the wave, the tang is the slang.
jhamill pro 7 hours ago
They are forever
ba

Tag yourself!

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Click here to view

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Black-and-white instructional illustration labeled “3.” A person lies on their back beneath a showerhead, lifting their legs over their torso so water sprays the lower abdomen, pelvic area, groin, and inner thighs. Below the drawing is text instructing the reader to shower the lower abdomen, thighs, pelvic region, back, rectum, lower back, groins, and insides of the legs thoroughly. The image appears to be from an older health or hygiene manual.
NSFW: Hygine

source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I am Jack's overstretched hamstring.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
additional text not shown: "Unless you're in prison. Don't do this if you're in prison."
tonyb pro Yesterday
memories of TUBGIRL...
tonyb pro Yesterday
and yes, you should totally google TUBGIRL
ba pro Yesterday
@tonyb I think I met her at a lemon party...
roonie pro 23 hours ago
@tonyb "While the feat must be applauded for its impressive combination of acrobatics and imagination, it cannot be denied that it is one of the main contributors of the increase in America's dependency on antidepressants." urban dictionary

thank you, no thank you
mcmjolnir pro 21 hours ago
I miss tubgirlfairy's chaos goblinity
WikiAdam 6 hours ago
@tonyb TUBGIRL... Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.
crazyunclejoe pro 2 hours ago
@WikiAdam +++
ba pro 56 minutes ago
@WikiAdam +1
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bencmeissner

Archie in a box

A small orange cat curled up in a Priority Mail box sitting on a wood floor.
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A small orange cat curled up in a Priority Mail box sitting on a wood floor.
Its been a long day. Things happened.

So, here is a picture of Archie curled up in the recycling box under my desk.
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vosechu pro Yesterday
Recycling box or friend box?
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
If it fits . . .
dogwelder

The magic what now?

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Robotron_smith Yesterday
This seems….wrong.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
They will push it closer and closer to what it is, denying the whole time.

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