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nikkuneko

i hope these bitches can hear me sighing every 12-15 seconds in this hourlong review meeting

four-panel cartoon, with minimalist-styled illustrations. in panel one anthrpomorphized cat in a sweater looks at her phone while ignoring her laptop screen, saying "this meeting is so boring". in panel two, she continues "could have been an email." in the third panel, the two animals in her zoom meeting are seen, respoding "you're not on mute, everyone can hear you". in the final panel, the cat replies "i know"
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four-panel cartoon, with minimalist-styled illustrations. in panel one anthrpomorphized cat in a sweater looks at her phone while ignoring her laptop screen, saying "this meeting is so boring". in panel two, she continues "could have been an email." in the third panel, the two animals in her zoom meeting are seen, respoding "you're not on mute, everyone can hear you". in the final panel, the cat replies "i know"
via @fablenaut on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Sigh-o-nara.
MackReed

perpetual sitrep

Rick Deckard, a character in “Blade Runner” who questions his humanity, frowns. Overlaid on the image is a Captcha interface with a checkbox (unchecked) labeled “I am not a robot.”
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Rick Deckard, a character in “Blade Runner” who questions his humanity, frowns. Overlaid on the image is a Captcha interface with a checkbox (unchecked) labeled “I am not a robot.”
I mean, we’ve all been programmed to check that box, haven’t we.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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corbie an hour ago
You’re completing a captcha and you see a picture of a tortoise on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not clicking on it. Why is that, Leon?
LocalStain

Beach Blanket Bettie.

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ca 1954
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Arrestingly beautiful, and 1954.

French engineer Louis Réard, inspired by women adjusting their swimsuits for tanning, designed the bikini, naming it after the Bikini Atoll nuclear test site.
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 The nuclear option
gschmd

last one off the beach flip the switch

A light switch attached to a wooden post with waves on off written on it.
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A light switch attached to a wooden post with waves on off written on it.
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
Guerrilla art is the best art.
robotmachine pro 2 hours ago
Magic

More Magic
otaman

This is fine

People relax on an Odesa beach. A large Brachiosaurus statue stands on the far side of the bay. In the distance, smoke rises from a Russian missile strike.
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People relax on an Odesa beach. A large Brachiosaurus statue stands on the far side of the bay. In the distance, smoke rises from a Russian missile strike.
People relax on the beach as smoke rises following a Russian missile strike near Odesa, Ukraine. | July 29, 2026

Kostiantyn Liberov / @libkos
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Needs more Godzilla action.
nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
oof, this one. everything is fine 😬
homerj 3 hours ago
ENJOY COCA-COLA!
3rdparty

 

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m3moellering 2 hours ago
Hehehehehe
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 hours ago
Lay's (classic)
0y3ahSansAcut3

Kinky...

A multi striped and colorful Buick. (it must have been cheap, right?) It is loaded up with the British rock band, The Kinks. This comes as no surprise...

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion" is a 1966 song by British band the Kinks. It lampoons the contemporary British fashion scene and mod culture in general...
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A multi striped and colorful Buick. (it must have been cheap, right?) It is loaded up with the British rock band, The Kinks. This comes as no surprise...

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion" is a 1966 song by British band the Kinks. It lampoons the contemporary British fashion scene and mod culture in general...
A multi striped and colorful Buick. (it must have been cheap, right?) It is loaded up with the British rock band, The Kinks. This comes as no surprise...

"Dedicated Follower of Fashion" is a 1966 song by British band the Kinks. It lampoons the contemporary British fashion scene and mod culture in general...

Peter Quaife, Dave Davies, Mick Amory and Ray Davies of the Kinks in a promotional image for Sunny Afternoon, painted by BEV (Douglas Binder, Dudley Edwards and David Vaughan) in 1967.

https://www.theguardian.com/music...
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bezt pro 3 hours ago
> "Dedicated Follower of Fashion"

Which I only really know of from parodic reference in Billy Bragg's _Accident Waiting to Happen_.

You can see the Buick and BEV at work in this Pathé clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
artwells

OOO messaging

sign reading "FUCK OFF" blocking a dirt road
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sign reading "FUCK OFF" blocking a dirt road
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Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
@NaziPunks
0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
Locals must be a'courtin one of them Amish gals.
wjcstp pro 22 hours ago
END OF THE LANEWAY
ufez pro 19 hours ago
@Lockjaw Ha, nice.
patd 8 hours ago
@wjcstp Pitter patter
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ang

Glasses for people who don't do consent

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From https://mastodon.online/@streeta...
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robotmachine

 

<Screenshot of a social media post>

Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO)
Furious, I storm into the men's bathroom where an asshole wrote "call for a good time" & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out "call" and replace it with "text"

12:10 PM • 22 May 18
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<Screenshot of a social media post>

Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO)
Furious, I storm into the men's bathroom where an asshole wrote "call for a good time" & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out "call" and replace it with "text"

12:10 PM • 22 May 18
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grantbarrett pro 7 hours ago
/redoes stall wall ink pen illustrations to properly reflect anatomical realities.
MackReed

song of my people

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no mistakes. impressive.
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williwaw pro 15 hours ago
that is impressive, wow!

Somewhat related, I don't travel as much as I used to (for work) but the different in-train announcement sounds (happy chime & the Cash-like guitar riff) for the stations at the Denver airport along with the "Hooooooold on please!" *still* appear regularly & happily in my dreams.
MackReed pro 14 hours ago
@williwaw Hah - I traveled SEA<->DEN frequently when I was visiting Space Force in Colorado Springs back in my startup times. I got sooo sick of that little guitar riff, but I grew to love the DEN suitcase gargoyle.
bocaj 6 hours ago
Vibraphone wins
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Marimba!
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jpoulos

Fawty-one yeeaz

A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
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A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
Me (right) and my BFF/it's-complicated since high school, yesterday, Peaks Island, ME.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Wuv. Twu wuv.
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@MackReed the twuest.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Happiest of birthdays!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Or… anniversaries?
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick thanks! this summer marks 41 years of our relationship. We were 15.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Aww!
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Mozai

Stapler lifecycle

A chart of the life-stages of a stapler, from the egg stage (staple) to larval stage (folded staple affixing papers) to juvenile stage (safety-pin) to adult stage (office stapler).  In an anatomy diagram we can see the adult's spring-loaded ovary has more staple-eggs ready to deposit.
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A chart of the life-stages of a stapler, from the egg stage (staple) to larval stage (folded staple affixing papers) to juvenile stage (safety-pin) to adult stage (office stapler). In an anatomy diagram we can see the adult's spring-loaded ovary has more staple-eggs ready to deposit.
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bezt pro 8 hours ago
The feral stapler population that spawns on utility poles led to a collapse in local wild stationery populations.
grantbarrett pro 7 hours ago
@bezt nice
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
No, listen, and forgive the story. A woman who had a farm, and raised pigs, worked in one of the dietary offices, where I worked. She was thrifty, harvesting food waste to feed her pigs from there, (a whole other set of scary realities.) OK, so the stapler in the sixth floor office broke, the Acme, stapler. It broke on the weekend when I was working, I left her a note. On Monday I had reason to be in the office, when she pulled the original box for the stapler out of a drawer, she had put it there 25 years before, in case she ever needed the lifetime guarantee. She took the box down to the secretaries, and they mailed, or called it in. Acme replaced it "for free." Twenty five years ago it may have been a buck and a quarter, 1996 I don't know the cost, the involvement of 4 staffers in the replacement, on our end. The capital and labor just boggle the mind, and the time.
crazyunclejoe

Summer in Hollywood

The Hollywood Bowl at sunset, as seen from the cheap seats
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The Hollywood Bowl at sunset, as seen from the cheap seats
I can’t believe it is nearly August and I just hit this particular summer milestone. It was kind of a perfect night, and we were there with friends. 100% Recommended
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MackReed pro Yesterday
🖤
homerj 22 hours ago
Lovely photo
pastranaut pro an hour ago
But what’d you see?
Argie

Build It and They Will Come

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Italian Man Jailed for Building Fake Roman Amphitheatre and Charging Tourists €40

Maybe it was the papier-mâché columns that did him in?!

https://ftnnews.com/travel-n...
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ckoerner 17 hours ago
I mean, given enough time it will be ancient! :p
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
Eh, he's no Ea-nāṣir.
LocalStain

Current Status.

Amazon.com: Maxell Blown Away Vintage Ad 11inx17in Mini Poster Master Print #01: Posters & Prints
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Amazon.com: Maxell Blown Away Vintage Ad 11inx17in Mini Poster Master Print #01: Posters & Prints
I am home and our upstairs neighbor is at MSG for the Phish run.
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poorusher

Marmots

A marmot sat on another marmot on a bed of hay.
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A marmot sat on another marmot on a bed of hay.
https://www.tumblr.com/sacred-p...
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wombatman70 8 hours ago
Nice marmot!
m3moellering 6 hours ago
Get off my lawn!!
chauffi pro 5 hours ago
ME_IRL
robotmachine

 

<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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m3moellering 2 days ago
Heehee
bezt pro 2 days ago
blockchain
Davezilla pro 2 days ago
Strange women lying in cities distributing bicycles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical velodromic ceremony.
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
@Davezilla +++
Argie pro 19 hours ago
@Davezilla ++
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Vidiot

from Rachel Lichtman's amazing Programme 4

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source: https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives...
2 days ago
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frothywalrus 2 days ago
My friend would tell you it was originally from Pakistan
heyitsal pro Yesterday
P4 seems really cool!
Argie pro 19 hours ago
60% of the time, it works every time
LocalStain

mfw

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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
The grandson in question is worth the follow on insta.
artwells

user feedback

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Gumby with his head in his hands being covered in gravel from a dump truck
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ang pro 22 hours ago
When the gravel futures contract is held to expiration.
MackReed pro 21 hours ago
Gumby’s brief career as a union organizer
grantbarrett pro 7 hours ago
Nice coinkydink. I just recorded a segment about "gumby" used in climbing for inexperienced or naive wannabe climbers.
csilverman

dark mode

A large dark boulder purchased precariously on a small grassy hill at night. On the left side of the boulder is a glowing yellow window, indicating someone is inside. A small black chimney sticks out of the top left of the boulder. In the upper right of the dark gray sky is a glowing object that would look like a moon if it wasn't a white outline of a circle. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A large dark boulder purchased precariously on a small grassy hill at night. On the left side of the boulder is a glowing yellow window, indicating someone is inside. A small black chimney sticks out of the top left of the boulder. In the upper right of the dark gray sky is a glowing object that would look like a moon if it wasn't a white outline of a circle. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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robotmachine

 

<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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snowbow

interior

ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
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ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
i included a little illustration of a pigeon inside as my friend who is getting this loves them!
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0y3ahSansAcut3

The Potala Palace, Lhasa, Tibet

Lhasa Tibet, the Summer Palace, I think it was called. Nice article with lots of images in AP News today.
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Lhasa Tibet, the Summer Palace, I think it was called. Nice article with lots of images in AP News today.
The Potala Palace is reflected off a polished tile on a square in Lhasa in western China’s Tibet Autonomous Region on Tuesday, July 21, 2026, as seen during a government organized visit for foreign journalists. #photography #NgHanGuan for AP News


https://apnews.com/photo-ga...
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jordanbrock pro 17 hours ago
Don't give trump any ideas.
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
@jordanbrock He'd have to have some achingly blue skies for anything this pristine, and blue skies are The Anti Maga.
snarkout

This is fine.

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...

Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
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urlnotfound pro 3 days ago
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
corbie 2 days ago
postcards from the Anthropocene
mare pro 2 days ago
I’ve been on that beach many times. Stark naked. The view wasn’t this spectacular, the eye watering and lung splitting smoke wasn’t present. It was just nice, vacation.
bezt

Non Hallucinatory Ports

r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
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r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

(in conversation with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ)

#macstack
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
weirdly, this makes me miss my 2008 polycarbonate mac (top of the stack). that was the one i actually lost (was stolen out of my car)
hassebasse Yesterday
I managed to skip the generations with only USB-C ports, I am glad Apple took to their senses again.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I’m glad they re-added the MagSafe port, even with the unnecessary design changes over the years it’s a genuinely great idea.
rk2z pro Yesterday
I miss my 2012, it was still upgradeable :(
My 2019 is still barely holding on but the fan screams all the time, and the usb only is a pain.
I just bought an M3 back from IT at my last job and getting set it up this week!
waldopepper pro 7 hours ago
I had completely forgotten about ethernet ports in laptops!
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artwells

Lunch

Bowl of ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Clear pig back broth, with a tare of mixed animal fats, tamari, fermented garlic, and mirin. Topped with nori, bonito, salmon furikake, togarashi, roasted hatch chili and New York steak.
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jer pro 2 days ago
Art, I'm really considering just showing up some random lunchtime 🤤
artwells pro 2 days ago
@jer you got to give me warning to make two, or be prepared to fight me for it.
jer pro Yesterday
@artwells Homemade ramen AND a brawl? Sir, don't threaten me with a good time.
gormat Yesterday
Wide swathes of the animal kingdom in there
Argie pro 19 hours ago
@jer ++
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kokogiak

Parade

Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
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Two guys moving a small hydraulic lift down a street, with Boston's Old North Church in the background. One of the guys is giving me some side-eye.
We had dinner in Boston's North End last night, and I tried to get a photo of the Old North Church, framed kind of nicely by the trees. These two guys were just moving this equipment down the street right then, and I shouted, stupidly "Hey, it's a parade!" That's what earned me this wonderful bit of side-eye.
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vosechu pro Yesterday
Beautiful framing!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
I love it just like it is, very Boston.
Xedrik Yesterday
Looks like Steve's at it again... https://www.youtube.com/watch...
nikkuneko

my (far less impressive) "mac stack"

a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
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a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
inspired by the original post here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ
and the followups here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOB
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOD

i too can (at least kinda) demonstrate the march of port progress in my still-not-discarded mac laptops, from ~2006 to now, plus a special guest appearance.

that "stack" in the first two photos, from bottom to top, not quite oldest to newest for the sake of stability, with a left and right side view:
2006 macbok pro
2011 macbook pro
2012 macbook pro
2024 macbook air (current machine)
2011 macbook air
last-gen ipod classic (160GB)
ipod shuffle

missing in action: my 2008 white polycarbonate macbook, which was stolen in 2011, and my ipad air 4, which was sitting on the couch

and, just for shits and giggles, photo 3 is the ports on the back of my somehow-still-existing 800mhz imac G4, which i keep meaning to plug in again just to have some vibes in the spare bedroom
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
Alas, I’ve gotten rid of most of my previous gear, or my stack would have gone back to a power computing clone and Quadra (plus the same white MacBook, my first laptop)
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@wjcstp hah, honestly not having the hoard of previous gear is far far healthier IMO! that said, nice, to this day i've never seen one of those mac clones IRL
patd 21 hours ago
FireWire!
nikkuneko pro 19 hours ago
@patd i had legit forgotten that there were TWO on the back of that imac!


(also, hah, i had a firewire audio interface that i just KEPT trying to hold onto, hence me hoarding multiple machines that still had firewire 800 ports for way too long)
mare pro 17 hours ago
I had that bottom one. First MacBook, but still in the enclosure of a PowerBook. So many ports, and it had a removable battery, a great innovation that Steve didn’t like. (I kept it alive until 2020, with some new batteries —I always had two—and a SDD replacing the superdrive.)
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
@mare that first pro was such a great machine. i wish this one was still working; i really should try taking it apart someday to see if i can diagnose it.

i've done the same thing you did with the 2012 macbook in the middle of my pile, upgraded to a big SSD and making it a media device (though i kept the optical drive so i could archive CDs more easily.
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