Middle-aged doofus wearing a brown corduroy jacket with St. Paul across the chest in large navy blue block letters. The collar, cuffs, and bottom hem are all edged in a red/blue striped knit.

a four panel comic strip, depicting a young male presenting person talking to the camera.

in frame one, he says "lately, menswear afficionados [sic] have been embracing a playfully sleazy, "slutty" style. mustaches are back in a big way!"

in frame two, he now sports a curly mullet and a mustache, saying "thanks to tiktok influencers, mini mullets are now de rigeur as well. bonus points if it's got some curl to it!"

in frame three, he is putting on a pair of aviator frame eyeglasses with his right hand and a hawaiian shirt with his left, saying "small, tasteful glasses are SO 2019 - go BIG or go home with a vintage-inspired pair that really frame your face."

in the fourth frame, he buttons up his shirt while looking into a mirror, saying "i like to top it all off with a subttly patterned shirt and - ah SHIT, we all look like WEIRD AL now."

Inside of a cup, with these words: THIS TOO SHALL PASS
BUT FUCKING HELL

A deep blue quilt with an embroidered penguin on it and the words HANDS OFF. Many of the things the creator would like hands off of are embroidered into the quilt with the same color thread, so it can be hard to see the words but they include things like libraries and science and vote and parks.

Ink and watercolour illustration of a calico cat wearing a medieval headpiece

Four space aliens in full body suits and helmets attempting to impress a young woman by saying "Do you realize Earth is helpless against our superior weapons?" She's not having any of their bullshit and replies "Please go away . . . I'm reading."

A displeased woman stands with crossed arms beside a dinosaur in a USA hockey jersey. The text: "Not Pounded by This T-Rex on the USA Men's Hockey Team Because It Turns Out He's a Maga Dork" is at the top.

Back of a brown corduroy jacket showing a blue and white logo for the St. Paul Saints baseball team on the sleeve, and a large red, yellow, and blue logo for the city of Saint Paul, which includes a log cabin, cathedral dome and a winged wheel on a shield with blue star at the top.

this was the origianl alt text: "Photo by Alf Lokkertsen | The Present Psychologist in Amsterdam, Netherlands."

I need to do better

Photo of bridge in Texas that rises 20-stories with a very steep incline. The guardrails on the sides appear to be very minimal and would not keep a car from going over the edge.

A blue cargo bike with a pizza strapped to the front basket.

A photo of the USS Patoka, the tallest ship in the Navy for a number of years due to the mast at the rear that dirgible airships could dock to be towed around.

The digible the Shenandoah is shown docked to the mast.

Photo of a display of coffee mugs, taken from an angle that makes it look like the mugs are glitched, or blurry or duplicated in a weird way.

POTHOLES: It seems a pity that road surveyors have annexed the word pothole to denote the small dints made in our roads by motor-cars, for the word has long been in use in a far more classic way. All round the base of Ingleborough there are mighty pits, apparently bottomless, that have been worn out of the rock by the action of the water extending over hundreds of years. These, and these alone, are potholes, many of them known by some distinguishing name in addition. The greatest of all is the huge chasm of Gaping Ghyll, situated on the southern slope of Ingleborough. Why not call the holes in our roads "motor holes," for to the motor alone is their evil presence due.

Bezos and his wife - she has 2 bald Bezos heads on her chest

A paper form in the style of typical government form. The Form of Longing (Form WNT-1S), a seven-step process for naming, identifying, and processing your want, craving, or desire. Presented as part of the Department of Emotional Labor (2019, returning 2026).

Billboard on the side of a building with the message:
Injured?
Go fuck yourself
You injured piece of shit
Jacob Ernup, attorney

A sticker on the back of a street sign that reads
"No Hot
Dish for
Fascists"

The sticker has a pink background with a black border. The words are hand lettered in a dark orange with a black stroke and are written in all caps.

Headline from extremetech.com reads: James Webb Telescope Takes a First Peek Inside Uranus

A storefront rolling gate is covered in a mural with the words "Protect our Elders". There is a person in the background embracing the letters. A tree sits to the right. Rocks and grass are in the foreground. The person is wearing a 3-finger ring that says respect on it.

A photo of the blade on a wall in a museum.

A fashion pin from the 80’s with Adam Ant in full regalia leans against a cracked, painted window hasp.