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me3dia

PSA

a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/generalj...
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mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
New tattoo just dropped
wjcstp pro 9 hours ago
I need that sign for my shop
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
i am this sign
heyitsal

My own Obama museum

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You may not be able to go to the opening ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center, but you can see all of the banners I designed and animated for his '08 & '12 campaigns right now. Check it out: http://barackobamadesign.com

For true internet geeks: The ads on the site were animated using Flash. @matthewmcvickar helped me modernize the site so you can play with all the rollovers on modern browsers again.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
You are amazing!
thelonius 5 hours ago
I think Mom recorded the inauguration on VHS, that goes in the preserve pile
nikkuneko

minor health goal: can finally do 5 uninterrupted miles at a decent pace

screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.

screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
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snarkout pro Yesterday
Hell yeah.
pk pro Yesterday
That's great work. Way to go!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
MackReed pro Yesterday
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
LocalStain pro Yesterday
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...

That was the last time I ran a mile.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
mingusdew 20 hours ago
Amazing!
m3moellering 19 hours ago
Congratulations!
idogcow 16 hours ago
Congratulations, you've inspired me to try similar. Or at least buy a new watch!
snowbow 13 hours ago
Good job!
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snarkout

Then, thenceforward, and forever free

A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
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A hand holding two very small pamphlets with buff covers titled, "The Proclamation of Emancipation by the President of the United States to Take Effect January 1st, 1863".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Just acquired: two tiny pamphlet printings of the preliminary and final Emancipation Proclamation, published in Boston in December 1862 and January 1863. Made to be distributed freely and to be carried south by Union soldiers and given, in particular, to formerly enslaved men who might enlist."

Happy Juneteenth. Work like you live in the early days of a better nation.
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Argie

Special Phil and Catfish Donny

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RIP Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf You Will Be Missed
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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
Phil and Donny will, sadly, miss the catfish meatloaf. Depending on where they go next, in heaven they will say they miss it. In hell, they have it every day, just enough to keep them dead.
jtj pro 14 hours ago
Sad to hear this. I have fond memories of seeing Special Phil and Catfish Donny Meatloaf play at a juke joint when I was young.
neuracnu pro 14 hours ago
Someday you too will be special catfish meatloaf missed.
thelonius 5 hours ago
Forget it, Meatloaf, you're out of your element.
snarkout pro 5 hours ago
Special Phil and Catfish Donny were huge, *huge* fans of "Paradise By the Dashboard Light".
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dphiffer

Jimmy

James Baldwin dancing with Doris Jean Castle, a civil rights activist and a member of the Congress of Racial Equality, in New Orleans in 1963.
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James Baldwin dancing with Doris Jean Castle, a civil rights activist and a member of the Congress of Racial Equality, in New Orleans in 1963.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

From the source: out here on google looking up images of Black revolutionaries and freedom struggle activists laughing and enjoying themselves it's honestly really nice.
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MackReed pro 13 hours ago
Just finished the Earth, Wind and Fire doc on HBO. Can highly recommend that for today as well.

Now we can only hope ?uestlove has a PFunk film in the works …
homerj

David Byrne - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) | Prague | 17|6|26

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jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
Maybe my favorite song. I started keeping a YouTube playlist of covers. Adding this to it.

https://youtube.com/playlist...
homerj 7 hours ago
@jpoulos I don't know that I have a favorite song. But I can say that I've never been able to get tired of hearing this one.
kokogiak 5 hours ago
Longish story about how much this song means to me: Back in the mid-90s, I moved to Seattle. Growing up in the boring and arid eastern half of Washington State, I'd always wanted to live in the greener, more exciting area, and I finally made that wish come true. I had just gotten married and we bought our first house, and I realized that I finally, really felt at home - a place of my own choosing. One night, feeling very happy about things, sitting on our couch, I noticed that I was digging a song that was playing on a promo on KCTS (Seattle PBS) (instruments only from the song's intro). The vibe of the beloved local channel, the fun imagery, my feeling 'nested' all clicked. That song was _this_ song -- I had never heard it before. When I tried looking it up later, and discovered that not only was if well-known, but it had lyrics, and "Home" was such a prominent lyric, and the title was, of course, "This Must Be The Place"... well, I was just amazed, and felt even more certain I'd landed where I belonged. (Of course I moved away some years later, but that's another story)
jordanbrock pro 3 hours ago
Saw him on tour earlier this year. The show is absolute magic.
jordanbrock pro 3 hours ago
@kokogiak ★
homerj 3 hours ago
@kokogiak great story!

I had the joy of exposing someone to this song for the first time about a decade ago. It's a joy watching this song trigger something good in people the first time they hear it.
ckoerner 2 hours ago
@kokogiak 💛
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dean_paxton

salute your shorts

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artwells pro 4 hours ago
Brain the swamp
foist

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
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Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
Stolen from bluesky...
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ufez

How I Roll

Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster

Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
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jaybee

 

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bezt

s e v l o w e r e w

A typewritten index card in a box. It reads:

's e v l o w e r e w: werewolves'
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A typewritten index card in a box. It reads:

's e v l o w e r e w: werewolves'
source: https://kottke.org/26...
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WikiAdam 14 hours ago
So fascinating.
me3dia pro 14 hours ago
sev lower ew
0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Very interesting.
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
!sevlowereht
homerj 13 hours ago
I always forget Jason still keeps that site updated. And then on occasion get reminded. And then happy to find there are still bits of the old internet still thriving out there.
ckoerner 2 hours ago
“We’re werewolves not sevlowerew!”
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O_C

Thomas Hoepker, 1986

Photograph of a crowded beach with a Santa Claus statue/lawn standee, could be Christmastime in the southern hemisphere.
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Photograph of a crowded beach with a Santa Claus statue/lawn standee, could be Christmastime in the southern hemisphere.
source: https://cosmonautroger.tumblr.com/post...
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BooBounder 9 hours ago
Is that an ancient photobomb on the left?
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
@BooBounder i dunno, she doesn’t look a day over …




never mind.
jordanbrock pro 3 hours ago
The beach will be open on for the Fourth of July
joffaboy

17th or 21st?

A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
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A 3 masted ship on the sea with a white building and an island in the background
(Century)

This was the view coming down the steep hill to Mallaig one morning. It wasn't the only sailing ship to arrive in the 5 days we were there...

Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRP5

Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
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O_C

I'm Shelley Duvall and these are my pet lizards

Photograph of actress Shelley Duvall and several of her pet lizards, one of whom is sitting on a lizard-sized rattan chair.
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Photograph of actress Shelley Duvall and several of her pet lizards, one of whom is sitting on a lizard-sized rattan chair.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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idogcow 17 hours ago
no Skink Shaming here
scotto

wise words

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via https://www.instagram.com/p...
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
finally, the wisdom i needed #blest #horsetime
artwells pro Yesterday
Eat! Horsetime.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Half horsefishalligator half man
MackReed pro Yesterday
this is … one of those AI thingies, isn’t it.
mare pro Yesterday
No Comment
tamrow pro Yesterday
I sea horse.
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urlnotfound

my daughter has an aesthetic

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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.

It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Cool!

How much did the wrap cost?
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
trey pro Yesterday
Fantastic
travis pro Yesterday
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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joffaboy

Mallaig view

Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland.

Related https://mltshp.com/p/1RRRY
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mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Lovely
drurystephanie 2 days ago
I yearn for this
WikiAdam 2 days ago
I want to go to there.

What's Maillag like?
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
I am experiencing envy.
joffaboy pro 21 hours ago
@WikiAdam A lovely place with lots going for it, - and lots of tourism in a low key way. Apart from wilderness, ferries to Skye and the Small Isles there's small town stuff and fishing. I expect it's less appealing in winter, but I really enjoyed the time I spent there.
WikiAdam 14 hours ago
@joffaboy Thank you! That sounds truly lovely. I've long wanted to visit Scotland but have yet to make it happen. Posts like yours push me a little closer to making it happen.
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urlnotfound

we're going shopping

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The original color of the car
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.

They did a nice job on the wrap.
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
this is great.
travis pro Yesterday
:chefs-kiss:
LocalStain

 

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m3moellering 8 hours ago
That is ten thousand percent true.
poorusher

Merguez sausages, Spanish rice and harissa

A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
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A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
Garbage photo but pretty tasty. I had Merguez sausages once years and years ago and often lust after them. Marks and Spencers now stock them.

First time I made Spanish rice also. Jessica usually makes it and is pretty boss at it, mine was so so.
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hertz pro Yesterday
Did you let out a little squee when you saw them at M&S?
poorusher Yesterday
@hertz it was actually via Ocado which is the online delivery system (who also stock M&S) so not quite the same as seeing them in store but exciting nonetheless.
MackReed

proposed emoji

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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.

"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
bezt pro Yesterday
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.

This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
robritz

View from Tibidabo, Barcelona

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There's a small mountain on the north edge of Barcelona. The peak is called Tibidabo. There's an amusement park that hugs the side of the mountain. You start at the top and work your way down, then you can either hike back up or take a lift. It was really fun.

We went in the evening and my daughter and I hopped on the ferris wheel right before closing. This is the view facing away from the city.

Camera nerdery: Sony A7iii, Tamron 35-150 2-2.8.
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zork

Big Prairie, Glacier NP

In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
samh pro Yesterday
Downed tree season is real!
joffaboy

Don't give me that do-goody-good bullshit

Letter from the Royal Society to Pink Floyd  c/o Roger Waters - 'Money is _not_ a gas'
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Letter from the Royal Society to Pink Floyd c/o Roger Waters - 'Money is _not_ a gas'
https://www.threads.com/@michael...
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Xedrik 16 hours ago
Proportionally-spaced text, in serif and sans-serif fonts, with superscript, italics, and underline, in 1973? That's a lot of effort and expense for a one-off letter! ;)
me3dia pro 16 hours ago
It's a trip.
scruss pro 14 hours ago
@Xedrik this is a real "nullius in verba" moment
cristin pro 7 hours ago
@Xedrik yeah, this is how one knows it isn't real.
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m3moellering

Our family spent hours on these.

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https://neal.fun/wiki-spy/

And this one is endless!
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MackReed

simulator

A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
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A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
this is stupid and satisfying: https://screen.toys/firewood/
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Oh that's amazing.
samh pro 2 days ago
I will no longer be getting any work done for the remainder of the month of June.
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
wow I have a crappy video card. frame rate was something like 1 per second.
Still, looks fun.
roonie pro 2 days ago
@dreyfusslugado Fun? Mate, this is work!
When the boss asks, what are you doing? I'm working, Hard! ffs
otaman pro 2 days ago
So good.

But I would like to stack my firewood a particular way ...
idogcow 2 days ago
No featured, getting the splitting wedges stuck
waldopepper pro Yesterday
I wanted to make a full circle of chopped wood but it looks like it's only half way round then you can't add any more :( Please send help.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
My first job after I graduated high school and got married was at a secondhand furniture/appliance store. In addition to buying and selling pretty much anything we also bought semi-trailer loads of logs in the summer and cut/split/stacked cords and cords of firewood to sell. Of course, when I say "we" I mean me, as I was the sole employee. Thankfully, one day my boss made a trade for a hydraulic splitter and I no longer had to swing an axe all day.
samh pro Yesterday
I wasted enough time to fill four concentric half-rings, @waldopepper.
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artwells

I had that dream again

the men of Gilligan's Island in drag
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the men of Gilligan's Island in drag
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waldopepper

Meanwhile in Moscow... a light seasoning

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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
This was an own goal, Russian anti-drone missile made the lid flipping boom
jive_t pro Yesterday
@mcmjolnir even better says i
MackReed pro Yesterday
Also this is AI.
poorusher Yesterday
Check this out

https://mastodon.online/@pluszys...
Argie pro 21 hours ago
@mcmjolnir iot made the entire thing so much better knowing they did it to themselves lol
niicholas 17 hours ago
volodymyr lagasse
idogcow 17 hours ago
💥Bam!
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
@MackReed
AI or photoshop? I don’t want to diminish someone’s hard work if they actually assembled these images themselves
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick nor I, but I maintain my suspicions.
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O_C

Joseph Christian Leyendecker

Appears to be studies for a naval-themed illustration by Joseph Christian Leyendecker, showing the sweaty backs of several sailors and an officer in uniform with binoculars.
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Appears to be studies for a naval-themed illustration by Joseph Christian Leyendecker, showing the sweaty backs of several sailors and an officer in uniform with binoculars.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/missingl...
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
rum, sodomy, and the lash will sort these fellows out
shitleopard 9 hours ago
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