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y95

Go on ahead buddy

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Thanks for giving me a place to share our adventures.
It’s so quiet in the house today.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
😭
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.
foolianajarley 5 hours ago
hugs
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
♡♡♡
shfitz pro 4 hours ago
❤️
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
Aw.
bezt pro 3 hours ago
💙
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dogwelder

"It's so simple- just blindly follow orders."

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dogwelder

I think these guys are all lost.

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4 hours ago
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artwells pro 2 hours ago
Marlboro is best when it is askew on a scale
snowbow

<3

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travis

that's what I'M FUCKIN' TALKIN' ABOUT!

a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
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a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
#FFU
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scruss

only have to be faster than, etc

A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
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A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
I totally didn't get the setup of the joke when I posted the title, but I'm not going to change it now.

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
10 hours ago
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LocalStain

current status

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0y3ahSansAcut3 15 hours ago
I'll have to get the t-shirt...
royce002 6 hours ago
I've spent a lot of time in this. Glad to have a word for it.
scruss

samosa larger than a small tractor

An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
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An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
I'd heard about the tiny gas station in rural Ontario that made fantastic samosas, but only got there yesterday. They are truly amazing. One type (veggie: potato) but everything about the flavour and texture is perfect. The tamarind sauce is a nice dip, too.

Regional Variety & Gas Bar: 1670 St Paul St West, St Catharines

It's surrounded by vineyards. It's about half an hour west of Niagara Falls. We have amazing samosas in Toronto, but these are next-level.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Reminds me of the (in)famous gas station sushi here, on a state highway in what used to be a rural area but exurban development has swarmed past it within the past decade.

Gas stations with southern cooking and soul food hot bars are very much a thing hereabouts, it's one of the main ways to get fried chicken or pork chops once you're outside the cities, but the gas station sushi shop is still unique as far as I can tell. I haven't tried it yet but want to, it's not in a convenient place for us to get to. They sell teeshirts and other swag because of course they're leveraging the fact that people want to show off to their friends about the time they had gas station sushi.
ba pro 11 hours ago
I've heard tell of a truckstop in Minnesota frequented by South Asian truck drivers that has amazing food, but I haven't verified the stories yet...
scruss pro 11 hours ago
@ardgedee gas station sushi sounds like russian roulette

@ba I remember hearing of a similar place near Phoenix, AZ. Phoenix has had a Sikh community for over a century.
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
@scruss That's the angle, really. You're set up to expect frozen sushi from a factory in New Jersey or something and you get served a decently good meal. Not "food of my homeland by the sea" good but you'll enjoy it and you won't die.
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
Anyway, damn I could kill a good samosa or two right now. It's been a while since I've had the opportunity.
travis pro 9 hours ago
anything but metric!
scruss pro 8 hours ago
@ardgedee "not die" is an important part of me enjoying food, at least so far

@travis as a Canadian, I resent that! These samosas were roughly 95 mm to the side, and about 30 mm thick. Converted into Canadian metric driving units, that's 3.42 seconds and 1.08 seconds, respectively
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bencmeissner

Tote bag

A beige tote bag with the Rebel Loon insignia, a mashup of the Star Wars rebel insignia and the state bird of Minnesota, in red ink. The loon’s wings make a circle with the tips at the top, pointing to an eight pointed star. The head of the loon is angled toward the top right.
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A beige tote bag with the Rebel Loon insignia, a mashup of the Star Wars rebel insignia and the state bird of Minnesota, in red ink. The loon’s wings make a circle with the tips at the top, pointing to an eight pointed star. The head of the loon is angled toward the top right.
Some neighbors and I went to a screen printing event this afternoon.
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BMK 5 hours ago
You have friends everywhere
dogwelder

Period Cramp Simulator

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titled as found
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artwells pro 2 hours ago
alt = "let's go around the room and introduce ourselves"
O_C

gam

candid photograph of a leg bent at the knee emerging from a bathtub/shower with a sliding glass door
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candid photograph of a leg bent at the knee emerging from a bathtub/shower with a sliding glass door
source: https://imgbox.com/G5F7Zlwe
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tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
it’s a major award!
BMK 7 hours ago
...frah-gee-lay, it must be Italian!
MackReed

💯

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snarkout pro 16 hours ago
"This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now start a band."
ufez pro 15 hours ago
@snarkout *three* chords? In this economy???
scruss pro 14 hours ago
narrator voice: she got sent many things that were not that
tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
^^^^^^ very much this ^^^^^
tonyb pro 3 hours ago
These songs are all about you
And I'm tellin' everyone I'm doin' fine without you
I hurt you but I helped you
You may think I've a lot of nerve
But I deserve some credit
Or at least an edit

Take out the part that breaks my heart
And makes me sound uncaring
If you eliminate the swearing
Then I could show my mother
That you can go from one chord to another

G will turn to D
You'll turn to me
And you'll say
You have done me wrong
I wrote these songs about it

She's aware it's all been done before
It's another song in this key
Yeah, but this one's about me
That all the validity she needs

Her criticism's brutal
But I don't really mind
Yeah, she's put it out on vinyl
But it's pretty hard to find, but you will hear
G will turn to D
You'll turn to me
And you'll say
You have done me wrong
I wrote these songs about it

I wish I'd never taught her how to play
I knew she'd get me I should have known
Now her hands are on the fretboard
In an unfamiliar way
And it's tellin' me
She's aware it's all been done before
It's another song in this key
Yeah, but this one's about me
I may not wanna hear the words to

G when put with D
But if you take what you're shown
Learn on your own
Then everything you do
Belongs to you
But know that you are on your own
ang pro an hour ago
@tonyb Phenomenal. I’ll be on a Sloan kick for days now thanks. 😊
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shitleopard

SWEATING

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"INSTALLED" IN THE LOUVRE
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poorusher an hour ago
I'm enjoying this version
https://www.instagram.com/p...
joffaboy

Think about it...

4 panel images: 
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!" 
4. Warehouse under the Moon
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4 panel images:
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!"
4. Warehouse under the Moon
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Oh for fuck's sake
devilsrancher pro 2 days ago
I had to look and puzzle for a sec.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
godDAMNit
m3moellering 2 days ago
Hehehehehe
scruss pro 2 days ago
urgh
crazyunclejoe pro 2 days ago
</dadjoke>

he he he
thelonius 2 days ago
@crazyunclejoe bigtime
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 days ago
I couldn't make sense of it since I used to own a house with a garage bigger than the house. The boxes finally tipped it off.
mare 2 days ago
I still don’t get it. Menses? Werewolves? Apollo?
Robotron_smith 2 days ago
@mare
Where do you see boxes and pallets with roll up doors?
cristin pro Yesterday
that is terrrrrrible!
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
hahahaha
cristin pro Yesterday
@mare when a cursed person sees the full moon, they turn in to a werewolf. when a cursed house sees the full moon, it turns in to a ...
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MackReed

tethys

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source: NASA via https://www.tumblr.com/thesewor...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Whoa, a great image, thanks!
homerj

This reminds me…I need to pick up a rotisserie chicken.

Costco sued to get its money back from these tariffs and the SUPREME COURT JUST AGREED. Your Costco run is out here doing more for the Constitution than Congress. 6-3. Unconstitutional.
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Costco sued to get its money back from these tariffs and the SUPREME COURT JUST AGREED. Your Costco run is out here doing more for the Constitution than Congress. 6-3. Unconstitutional.
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samh pro 2 days ago
Don't tread on me.
dapete 2 days ago
-Costco Tire Center
MackReed

btiam

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film loop of a car rolling laterally in a crash only the car is isolated as if still and the scenery is rotating around it.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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davidl pro Yesterday
“tumblr”
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
perfect metaphor for how I've been feeling these last several years.
infini

 

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caitlinburke

UP2U

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https://www.reddit.com/r...
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patd 17 hours ago
Somehow this sticker is pro-safety, FAFO, "we could both lose" and humanizing all at the same time.

This electrician has clearly been in the business since AOL Instant Messenger days.
brundlefly

Kaiju chillout

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snarkout pro 3 days ago
Cow tools.
joffaboy

Does it come in brown?

Portable nuclear bomb shelter patent drawing
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Portable nuclear bomb shelter patent drawing
Portable nuclear bomb shelter patent drawing, 1956

Via Facebook
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dreyfusslugado 16 hours ago
I'm reminded of the metal "crisping sleeve" inside Hot Pocket packages.
wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
RMarshall pro 6 hours ago
Pulowski: Nuclear protection on a budget!
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
Oooh! And clean socks for after!
tonyb pro 3 hours ago
"I didn't know Jerry had a pillbug protocol!"
cristin pro 35 minutes ago
@RMarshall ++
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infini

 

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ba pro Yesterday
I'm seeing that attributed to Elena Gorokhova, a Russian-American author, specifically from her 2010 memoir A Mountain of Crumbs

https://www.google.com/books...
infini pro Yesterday
@ba I am so tired of enshittification of the internet
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Thanks to the Game Changer episode Deja Vu, I am aware that he won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1970.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I read The Gulag Archipelago.
thelonius Yesterday
@ba Well, how many divisions does Elena Gorokhova have?
Mozai 5 hours ago
A dissident was seen handing out flyers on a street corner. The secret police picked him up and arrested him for treason. However, they didn't look at the flyers until after they threw him in a cell, and found they didn't have proof they just had empty sheets. So they dragged him out to an interview room. "These papers you were distributing, why are they blank?" "I don't have to say anything; everyone already knows."
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LocalStain

🐈‍⬛

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#housepanther
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ufez

Lightning Bolt - The Power of Salad & Milkshakes (2001)

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Last night I watched the documentary "Secret Mall Apartment" about the group of artists in Providence, RI that set up a hidden crash pad in an architectural dead space at a giant shopping mall (Netflix; trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch...)

In it they talk a bit about Fort Thunder, the performance space in an old warehouse/factory in Providence that Lightning Bolt drummer Brian Chippendale, who is featured in the doc, started with some friends that was eventually razed by developers.

That led me to looking up old footage from those days and eventually this tour video from 2001.

So, if you watch the Secret Apartment doc and find yourself wanting to dig deeper into the Providence scene around that time, this makes a fitting companion piece. Or if you're just a fan of Lightning Bolt and want to see some old footage, here you go.
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snarkout pro 21 hours ago
I saw a Fort Thunder wrestling show. Wild stuff.
crazyunclejoe

[WIP] CURSED OBJECTS 2026

Cold cast bronze pendants with heavy patina
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Cold cast bronze pendants with heavy patina
Some of the cursed objects I am making for Adventureland Day. I have 32 that are probably going to be done tomorrow - which is well under my goal, but it’s been a crazy year so whatever I complete will be what it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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m3moellering 18 hours ago
You’ve got great consistency!
dogwelder

The Electives Department is now fully devolved.

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Finished the "Electives Department as an album cover" project!
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
I love this.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Fantastic
m3moellering Yesterday
Hilarious! Kids will love this…..even if they never say it out loud.
tamrow pro Yesterday
Q: Are We Not Potatoes? A: We Are Electives!
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artwells

how I work

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James Caan at a manual typewriter
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infini

 

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wombatman70

Dreaming of Iceland again

A wide-angle shot of a rocky terrain in Iceland, with my wife appearing in the distance in the center of the image, and a waterfall far away to the side, with dramatic textured clouds covering the sky.
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A wide-angle shot of a rocky terrain in Iceland, with my wife appearing in the distance in the center of the image, and a waterfall far away to the side, with dramatic textured clouds covering the sky.
The scope of the landscape is always hard to capture properly. This is a li’l roadside in Kjósarhreppur… maybe þórufoss? Zoom in to see my beloved in the middle of the frame at the edge of a cliff you can’t really see.
Just want to go sit in the hot tubs in the community pool and drink coffee at Reykjavik Coffee Roasters and have a roll (or three) at Brauð.
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zeitgeist

gooooooal

The puck crossing the goal line after Megan Keller's overtime goal to win the women's hockey gold medal for the United States. The photo is taken from inside the net.
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The puck crossing the goal line after Megan Keller's overtime goal to win the women's hockey gold medal for the United States. The photo is taken from inside the net.
this shot of the game-winning goal from the women's hockey finals is just remarkable.

source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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dapete 2 days ago
Every. Goalie's. Worst. Nightmare.
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
oh canada

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