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ckoerner

Titan

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It's international dog day, so here's Titan, our new dog. He's a rescue like our previous pup. He was at animal control for six months with little known about his background. We were a little nervous bringing him into a home with cats. It's working out well. (I think) he thinks the cats are small, funny looking dogs.

He's mostly farts and fur, but he's a good boy. We got lucky again. 🥲

He also sleeps funny: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5P
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nikkuneko

the song of my people

a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
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a green felt pennant with upward and downward curving layers of yellow text, reading:
"ope 'scuse me
*i'm just*
"gonna sneak right past ya"
my old supervisor messaged me this morning with this extremely targeted content

in her words, "I saw that and I was '....nick'"

purchase link (lots of great stuff from this shop!):
https://www.wonderfairhomeshop...
7 hours ago
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misslivie 6 hours ago
I'm from the south but I'm also like this
homerj 5 hours ago
On more than one occasion I've used "gonna sneak right past ya" IRL.
ckoerner

Titan Sleeping

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Our new dog lays down like a spatchcock chicken. More: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV5O
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1f2frfbf pro 2 hours ago
I call this position the "frog dog" but the internetz calls it a "sploot." Either way the end result is cool tummies and smiles all around.
me3dia

reppin’ the ‘shk

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Selfie of me3dia wearing a mlkshk t-shirt
Recently dug this back up from the bottom of my t-shirt drawer. It’s a good summer shirt.
4 hours ago
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ufez pro 4 hours ago
Vintage!
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
yay! is that one of the cotton bureau ones?

i think i have the same one! (https://mltshp.com/p/1RPSZ, https://mltshp.com/p/1BTI1) i love it but am always afraid i'll ruin it if i wear it too much!
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
“It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.”
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
@MackReed 👏👏👏
me3dia pro 2 hours ago
@nikkuneko yep! It slowly made its way down the stack (I don't often wear bright colors) but I dug it out for a few spins before fall weather returns.
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Argie

Just a... sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania

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A cinema here used to play the Rocky Horror every Friday night at midnight and 18/19 year old me and a couple of friends decided to go along, not even really understanding what it was all about. When we arrived we found half the cinema was dressed like the characters. They had umbrellas and they threw rice in the air (IYKYK) and yelled out dialogue at certain points along the way.

The crowd sang along and interacted with the film as if it was scripted. We we're blown away!

So months later we all decided to go again and this time we'd dress up too, which was a huge extroverted thing to do for this bunch of introverts. When we arrived, pretty impressed with our efforts, we discovered that nobody else had dressed up that night just us. Worst best night of our 18/19 year old lives thus far 😁

Vale Tim Curry and thanks for the shows
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MackReed

en route to black rock city

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By way of Bremerton, WA.

On playa I’ll be living at Hobo Camp, 6:00/A. Stop by a spell and have a drink with me. Or come get some beans at noontime any day during Burn Week.
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homerj 50 minutes ago
Isn't Bremerton in the opposite direction? In any case, have a good time!
robotmachine

 

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tim curry could have written the communist manifesto but karl marx couldn’t have danced in heels
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tim curry could have written the communist manifesto but karl marx couldn’t have danced in heels
source: https://beige.party/@JenYetA...
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MackReed

whip of the week

a yellow vehicle with bicycle seat, handlebars, a little 2-stroke engine, and 4 train wheels sitting on railroad tracks inside a building behind velvet rope.
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a yellow vehicle with bicycle seat, handlebars, a little 2-stroke engine, and 4 train wheels sitting on railroad tracks inside a building behind velvet rope.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
That looks like it would be hella fun!
wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
That's super cool, it wouldn't take much power to get really flying down the rails
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Hummmm Bakersfield to St. George, Utah... needs a golf umbrella.
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 and a cooler.
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mrklaw

Time well spent

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source: https://roguetelemetry.tumblr.com/post...
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thelonius 12 hours ago
Time is free.
joffaboy

Miss Dolly

Dolly with a guitar
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Dolly with a guitar
https://www.tumblr.com/1264dogh...
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me3dia

ethereal grace

"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
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"In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5,' I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder."
— Roger Ebert, Life Itself
RIP Dolly


source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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homerj Yesterday
She's up there with Mr. Rodgers and Jim Henson on my list of "Just really decent human beings that made the world a better place."
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Yes, the universe wanted her back.
ffg

Too good for this world

Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
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Dear Imagination Library Graduate,

My, how time flies. It seems it was only yesterday when your family and friends read you your first story. You were just a baby. Now you're five years old and about to go to school. How exciting!
This may be your last book from my Imagination Library but you have to promise me you will keep on reading. If you go to your local public library you will find a great number of books just for kids your age. Every book is a treasure and every time you open one up you will meet new friends and take wonderful journeys to magical places.
I hope you have a great time in school. I bet your school will even have a library where you can check out books. You and all of your friends are very special. There is no limit to what you can do or how far you can go.
Just remember the lessons my family taught me - dream big dreams; learn everything you can learn; and care for all those who care for you. You do all of these things and you can be anyone you want to be.
You are terrific, and remember...

I Will Always Love You,

(signed)
Dolly
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the_adriator

What I saw

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Yesterday, my partner and I walked through the woods by his family's camp to find this. He said you could go upstairs in it when he was a kid in the 80s, but it's looking a lot worse now.

There are three desks upstairs, two of them being old school desks. Downstairs, we also saw a typewriter in its case, books and board games, and more children's toys (which was kind of creepy).

There is also an entire pallet of industrial-sized cans of green peas there on the second floor. And many around the structure. That was the weirdest part.
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crazyunclejoe pro 5 hours ago
Story prompt.
robotmachine

Dolly’s Letter to Eminem

<image of a letter; at the top is a large signature reading “Dolly” in pink>
Marshall (Eminem),
Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that Thope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate
'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton

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Eminem: 
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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<image of a letter; at the top is a large signature reading “Dolly” in pink>
Marshall (Eminem),
Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that Thope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate
'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton

<social media post>
Eminem:
I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
Damn allergies.
semillama

No, not THAT 80-year-old either! Sheesh.

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
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Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island
source: https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wir...
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MackReed pro 7 hours ago
COULD THE UNIVERSE JUST STOP STEALING OUR HUMAN TREASURES FOR JUST 5 MINUTES? YES, I AM SHOUTING.
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
I saw a great meme today. "I said Donny, not Dolly!"
snarkout

Wednesday

A comic book splash page showing a person in a Grim Reaper mask and crimson robes swinging an enormous scythe at Robin, who is on the ground holding himself up with one hand while the other reaches out in protest or defense.
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A comic book splash page showing a person in a Grim Reaper mask and crimson robes swinging an enormous scythe at Robin, who is on the ground holding himself up with one hand while the other reaches out in protest or defense.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Neal Adams inked by Dick Giordano in Batman no. 237 (1971).
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the_adriator

What I took

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These were just sitting on a table in the dilapidated structure from my last post. They were within reach of a doorway, so I grabbed them and washed them in the lake.
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nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
man, that is beautiful. amazed it held up this well in the wild.

even though i know nothing about porcelains and dishware, i'd love to know if there's a maker's stamp on the back!
robotmachine

 

<screenshot of a social media post>

Michael Harriot
@michaelharriot

Here's a quietly wonderful thing I noticed:

If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you'll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say:

"Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours"

10:00 AM • Oct 6, 2022
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Michael Harriot
@michaelharriot

Here's a quietly wonderful thing I noticed:

If you talk to someone who was in choir or band at a majority Black HS, you'll eventually discuss those annoying fundraisers for uniforms, instruments, etc. & a SURPRISING number will casually say:

"Oh, Dolly Parton paid for ours"

10:00 AM • Oct 6, 2022
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
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deaduncledave

Seems only right to bake this tonight

Picture of a Dolly Parton's biscuit batter peach cobbler frozen dessert.
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Picture of a Dolly Parton's biscuit batter peach cobbler frozen dessert.
I didn't realize I had been saving this for a special occasion.
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robotmachine

 

<image of two flashlights on a carpet pointed at a wall; the left flashlight is giant and has less intense light while the right flashlight is tiny and has a very intense light>
Left flashlight is labelled “Das Kapital by Karl Marx”
Right flashlight is labelled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”
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<image of two flashlights on a carpet pointed at a wall; the left flashlight is giant and has less intense light while the right flashlight is tiny and has a very intense light>
Left flashlight is labelled “Das Kapital by Karl Marx”
Right flashlight is labelled “9 to 5 by Dolly Parton”
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LocalStain

The Rocky Horror Picture Show "Sweet Transvestite" (1975) - (4K)

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#RIP, #MAESTRO, #LEGEND

Thanks for everything Mr. Curry.


🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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crazyunclejoe pro 5 hours ago
💜🖤💜
Lockjaw pro 5 hours ago
Rough fucking week. He came to FanX a few years ago. He looked pretty rough, but still had a smile on his face for all the fans. Thanks for all the laughs and scares.
mrklaw

 

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homerj Yesterday
Missing frame 5: "And that's why I really think the billionaire's tax is an attack on the really good people that drained the lifeblood out of me!"
robotmachine

 

<several screenshots stacked on top of one another>

<image of Dolly Parton with a caption>
Dolly Parton opens up about designing women
<button labelled “learn more”>

<social media post>
Dolly Parton created women? damn she really did that

<social media post>
Dolly Parton has been really hard at work

<social media post>
But in doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

<social media post>
#did got not also create lucifer

<social media post>
The tags fucking one shotted me
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<several screenshots stacked on top of one another>

<image of Dolly Parton with a caption>
Dolly Parton opens up about designing women
<button labelled “learn more”>

<social media post>
Dolly Parton created women? damn she really did that

<social media post>
Dolly Parton has been really hard at work

<social media post>
But in doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

<social media post>
#did got not also create lucifer

<social media post>
The tags fucking one shotted me
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Argie

The Queen Is Dead...

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Long Live The Queen
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owl 9 hours ago
the only person I want holding a gun
waa

RIP Dolly

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Dolly Parton, country star, actor and philanthropist, dies aged 80
https://www.theguardian.com/music...
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snowbow 9 hours ago
:’(
Davezilla

Royal Oak at sunset

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wjcstp

Spiderman vs the nazi

A man dressed as Spider-Man attacking Jake Lang, who's cowering behind a large white cross
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A man dressed as Spider-Man attacking Jake Lang, who's cowering behind a large white cross
Another view of this weekend's 2-minute protest in Mpls, photo by local freelancer Chris Juhn:
https://bsky.app/profile...
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"accidental renaissance" -> "accidental two-page spread"

*(this joke would be funnier/better constructed if i knew comic books)
heyitsal pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko you nailed it.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
"Fewer than a dozen individuals showed up for Lang’s scheduled rally." - https://spokesman-recorder.com/2026...
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Is the guy dressed in camo actual U.S. military, or a cosplayer? I only ask because it appears his left shoulder flag is backward. The one on the right shoulder is correct (star field forward) but that left one is a right-hand flag.
samh pro Yesterday
@rogrtheshrubber I read that he was a vet but I can't find my source just now.
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snarkout

Does whatever a spider can

Color photo of a chaotic scene. In the center, a person in an elaborate Spider-Man costume is reaching towards a heavyset white man in plate carrier and sunglasses, cowering behind a white cross made of I think foam-core. Other people are watching and reaching for them. There's an American flag and two classic protest placards partially visible.
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Color photo of a chaotic scene. In the center, a person in an elaborate Spider-Man costume is reaching towards a heavyset white man in plate carrier and sunglasses, cowering behind a white cross made of I think foam-core. Other people are watching and reaching for them. There's an American flag and two classic protest placards partially visible.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Over the weekend, a person dressed as Spider-Man showed up at a "protest" called by white supremacist Jake Lang and popped him one.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
is that word on the red sign what i think it is???
jive_t pro Yesterday
@MackReed I don’t think it’s NIGEL
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@MackReed Can't imagine it being anything else.

I'm curious what he thinks freedom of speech is. Missing word starts AB--, AP-- or AR--
snarkout pro Yesterday
@MackReed @jive_t @ardgedee From other photos of the event, it's "Jake Lang loves black people but hates [slurs]", yup.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Good for you, Peter or Miles or Petra or, hell, Spider-Gwen.
samh pro Yesterday
Unfortunately, yes, @MackReed. The sign reads something along the lines of I like Black People, I just don't like N......
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patrickneville

epcot ball

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