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samh

Don Martin inspired

A comically faced pumpkin carving.
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A comically faced pumpkin carving.
I channeled some Mad Magazine inspiration for this years pumpkin ala Don Martin.
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kokogiak 9 hours ago
I imagine the sound effects while cleaning out the pumpkin: "Shpladdump! Galoomph! Shklurtz!"
jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
Love it!
n0wak

IPO? More like I'm PO'ed

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otaman

Face

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Stanisław Szukalski - Twarz komunizmu (The Face of Communism), bronze, 1960.
10 hours ago
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wombatman70 7 hours ago
“How ‘bout I draw a line down the middle of your face make you LOOK like a butt”
spingo pro 6 hours ago
That was an interesting scroll.
joffaboy

The Weedy Seadragon

A brilliantly-coloured sea creature
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A brilliantly-coloured sea creature
Embiggen for amazing detail. Not all are this colourful

https://www.threads.com/share...

📷: Damian Brockie
13 hours ago
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homerj 13 hours ago
"Weedy Seadragon" = that pot shop over on the bay?
0y3ahSansAcut3

RIP Fearless One ♡♡♡

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — Dolores Huerta lived a long and remarkable life of service and controversy, conflict, achievement and fame. 

She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.

Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.
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BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — Dolores Huerta lived a long and remarkable life of service and controversy, conflict, achievement and fame.

She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.

Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — Dolores Huerta lived a long and remarkable life of service and controversy, conflict, achievement and fame.

She was among the last of a generation of iconic civil rights leaders and advocates for change that included Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King Jr., and her colleague and mentor, Cesar Chavez. But unlike those leaders Huerta lived a long, full life into her 90s — and she never retired.

Huerta died Wednesday at age 96. Her cause of death has not been determined yet.

https://www.kget.com/news...
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
She was still organizing, even last year.

Hero. Full stop.
ang pro 16 hours ago
She gave a fiery speech at my sister’s CSUB graduation and I met her briefly when she was campaigning for a local congressional hopeful a few years ago. I drove past 40 Acres in Delano just this past weekend.
m3moellering

More than 90 seconds

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That how long this had me.
16 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 8 hours ago
OW! MY BRAIN!
LocalStain

The Charles.

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mcmjolnir pro 11 hours ago
Dirty water, things of that nature
joffaboy

Phrasing...

Photo of Trump with article title 'Judge forces Trump to open for BBC'
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Photo of Trump with article title 'Judge forces Trump to open for BBC'
https://www.facebook.com/share...
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Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
Waits patiently for the most definitely NSFW Photoshop.
hertz pro an hour ago
They knew what they were doing.
cottenwess

shit is getting serious

my acceptance letter to UIC!
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my acceptance letter to UIC!
DePaul was my first application, but they're expensive as hell, so i decided UIC's Biology program was going to be the better option.. Spring 2027 i am on my way to being a biologist!
2 days ago
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vosechu pro 2 days ago
Congratulations! Science in America is hard, so this is extra impressive!
spingo pro 2 days ago
Salute!
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
Great!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Go, you!!
jer pro 2 days ago
YASS MORE SCIENTISTS
m3moellering Yesterday
Congratulations 🎈🎊🎉🍾
me3dia pro Yesterday
Congrats!
Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
Hell yeah!
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cristin

efficiency is important

Tweet by @physicsmatt from 2020:

If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead. 

a follow up tweet reads: 
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.
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Tweet by @physicsmatt from 2020:

If you're mad and find yourself yelling that you want someone launched into the Sun, take a moment, calm yourself, and remember that it takes a lot less Delta v to launch them out of the Solar System instead.

a follow up tweet reads:
You can be mad, but that's no excuse to be inefficient with propellant.
No, I didn't go to twitter, I just remember this from six years ago and found it online.

along with a lovely explanation about the delta v to get something out of the solar system vs getting it to the sun, plus a lovely efficient way to get something in to the sun if you're willing to wait a few hundred years by sending it out to pluto first.


source: https://gierratio.com/blog...
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WikiAdam 21 hours ago
Hell I'll settle for launching them through the ozone layer.
ang pro 15 hours ago
SpinLaunch is building a centrifuge spin launch system. Use that to launch the payload into a decaying orbit at night so you’ll briefly see the shooing star as the payload reenters the atmosphere.
WikiAdam 13 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Approved!
MackReed

☀️

Shaft of sunlight striking the anus of a sleeping cat
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Shaft of sunlight striking the anus of a sleeping cat
source: https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
2 days ago
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dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Illustrative of all cats' opinion of themselves.
roonie pro 2 days ago
@dreyfusslugado **** very nice
tonyb pro 2 days ago
that's gonna be a DOOZY of a side quest!
mikenmar 2 days ago
Hand in glove...
ba pro Yesterday
Butthole sun
Won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Butthole sun
Won't you come
Won't you come
Won't you come
jive_t pro Yesterday
They are digging in the wrong place!
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dogwelder

They don't make records like this any more

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jaymayday

happy babies

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#grow
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artwells

AM to PM

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a boy turning into a werewolf
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gormat 7 hours ago
Boys becoming men
Men becoming wolves
artwells

good enough stained-glass-plastic

My hand holding a plastic panel looking like an oval stained-glass window of a gnome
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My hand holding a plastic panel looking like an oval stained-glass window of a gnome
Preparing to make a gnome chapel for the stump
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joost Yesterday
Rien Poortvliet leeft voort
snarkout

Meet James Ensor

An oil painting. Against a blue, cloudy sky, two skeletons, one wearing read rags and the other wearing a black garment and I guess a black papakha hat with some sort of badge on it, each have an end of a single strip of fish in their jaws. It's signed "ENSOR".
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An oil painting. Against a blue, cloudy sky, two skeletons, one wearing read rags and the other wearing a black garment and I guess a black papakha hat with some sort of badge on it, each have an end of a single strip of fish in their jaws. It's signed "ENSOR".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

James Ensor, Skeletons Fighting over a Pickled Herring. 1891 #painting #paintings
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bezt pro Yesterday
Appreciate the man
bezt pro Yesterday
(This isn't quite as nonsensical as it first appears: _hareng saur_ (Pickled Herring) is a francophone pun for _art Ensor_ (Ensor's art) - the skeletons are Ensor's critics.)

You can see what is probably the original of the busby hat worn by one of the skeletons in this photo of Ensor's studio: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
robotmachine pro Yesterday
Dig him up and shake his hand
Appreciate the man
gormat 7 hours ago
What would these skeletons do to Preserved Fish?
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jaymayday

#vibes

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inside the coffee shop, but you'll find me n the garden
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Argie pro 22 hours ago
It's giving accidentally Wes Anderson
jaymayday

roxanne

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she loves to karaoke and goes every friday night with Vicki, her ex-husband's second wife. (he died a year ago and i think karaoke and grief brought them together).
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artwells

Hip preparations

vintage space comic with a man in weird suit and backpack captioned "Hip Knox the queer machine to his back."
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vintage space comic with a man in weird suit and backpack captioned "Hip Knox the queer machine to his back."
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fnerg pro Yesterday
That wouldn't be my first choice for a drag queen name, but the outfit has potential.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
ACTIVATE THE QUEER MACHINE
idogcow Yesterday
that swim cap is FABULOUS
cristin pro Yesterday
I am a queer machine!
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Lockjaw

Donnie Iris - Ah! Leah! (Official Music Video)

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#RIP

Also known for his work with Wild Cherry. Thanks for helping me work on my hicktown shuffle.
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ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
He also wrote Jaggerz' "The Rapper", if you're old enough to remember that one.
homerj 11 hours ago
A fun one.
csilverman

dumb

A huge "dumb phone" carved from stone rises from a grassy, flower-dotted  hill like some ancient Stonehenge-style remnant. The phone is one of those candy bar models from the early 2000s: numeric keypad, a few buttons for answering calls and navigating menus, and a tiny screen. It has a stubby antenna sticking out of the top. A few birds perch on the top of the phone. The sky is blue and slightly cloudy. In the distance is a bluish mountain. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A huge "dumb phone" carved from stone rises from a grassy, flower-dotted hill like some ancient Stonehenge-style remnant. The phone is one of those candy bar models from the early 2000s: numeric keypad, a few buttons for answering calls and navigating menus, and a tiny screen. It has a stubby antenna sticking out of the top. A few birds perch on the top of the phone. The sky is blue and slightly cloudy. In the distance is a bluish mountain. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#inktober day 27: dumb

#notesArt
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ang pro 16 hours ago
The old Nokia-esque form factor makes me think of “…the peak of your civilization” from this monologue: https://www.moviequotedb.com/movies...
semillama

Walter Koenig, 1936-2026

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source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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jpoulos pro 2 days ago
I knew his son, who sadly passed away some years ago. RIP
idogcow 2 days ago
alah ME dah
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Nuclear Wessels
jer pro 2 days ago
Even the rest of the cast loved him, and you can't say that about all of them...


I see you, Bill.
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poorusher

spade mashie

Close up of an orange golf ball perched on a tee, but the ball has been sliced through the centre, revealing a paler orange interior.

The words "spade mashie" are shown above and below the ball in a gothic script font.
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Close up of an orange golf ball perched on a tee, but the ball has been sliced through the centre, revealing a paler orange interior.

The words "spade mashie" are shown above and below the ball in a gothic script font.
Hey Dingbats, next weekend I will be at Bound Art Book Fair, Manchester, UK. Sat Oct 31st - Sun Nov 1st.

I will be debuting a new zine 'spade mashie', a small collaborative publication between myself and 9 other artists.

Do you love golf? Do you hate golf? Are you totally indifferent to golf? Then this is the project for you.

The zine accompanies my main project: https://slackwise.org.uk/work...

Bound Art Book Fair: https://boundartbookfair.co.uk

Also have some risograph prints to promote, I will post a follow up.
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robotmachine

 

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1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
The future I was promised.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
ZOMMMBOCOMMM
drurystephanie 2 days ago
Ijeoma Oluo's review of it is the best I've read
LocalStain pro 2 days ago
https://ijeomaoluo.substack.com/p...

@drurystephanie tx!
tamrow pro Yesterday
I don’t have the attention span to let it load to 100%.
cristin pro Yesterday
I saved the entire zombocom website in html5 format to my drive so I can launch it any time.
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crazyunclejoe

DIVERCITY

Divers at Casa Bonita in Denver
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Divers at Casa Bonita in Denver
Cliff divers at Casa BOOnita
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artwells

On the stove at Chez Wells

Red berries in a pot
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Red berries in a pot
Some haw.

Gonna make fruit leather and tea.
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snarkout

Lula

Lula da Silva, an older man with white hair and a beard, stands atop a car (the car not visible) wearing khakis and a dark jacket or sweater. He's surrounded by throngs of supporters waving flags and holding their cameras to capture the scene, and is waving a large Brazilian flag.
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Lula da Silva, an older man with white hair and a beard, stands atop a car (the car not visible) wearing khakis and a dark jacket or sweater. He's surrounded by throngs of supporters waving flags and holding their cameras to capture the scene, and is waving a large Brazilian flag.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Lula da Silva overcame history yesterday to be re-elected to a fourth term as president, defeating far-right candidate Flavio Bolsaro by about four million votes in Brazil's runoff election, despite polls showing him trailing.
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jaymayday

true story

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drurystephanie 2 days ago
ten thousand percent
joffaboy

Grape in hot Mildura

Giant sultana in a park
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Giant sultana in a park
Mildura has officially joined Australia’s collection of oversized roadside attractions with the unveiling of a 5.25-metre-tall Big Sultana.

The 1.25-tonne fibreglass fruit is 525 times bigger than the real thing and celebrates 100 years of dried fruit production in the region.

https://www.threads.com/share...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
[Marvin Gaye's "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" intensifies]
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado
The 1980s claymation California Raisins were a memorable cultural touchstone of my childhood
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Same
LocalStain

I can't even anymore...

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If you board a bus, or airplane for that matter, with a mobile device and no headphones and you expect to consume media or communicate on that device without the aforementioned headphones you are, objectively, a terrible person.

This is not up for debate.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you insufferable subnormal shitheel.

/rant
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
So you go and sit next to that idiot, looking over their shoulder at whatever show they're watching, or if it's music, just dance weirdly in front of them, maintaining disturbing eye contact.
Xedrik Yesterday
I saw a post where someone on the bus was having a very loud speakerphone conversation. Fed up, the person behind them leaned forward and moaned, "Mmmm, put down the phone and come back to bed, sweetie!" Loud talker very quickly realized they could, in fact, have a quieter, private phone call after all.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Nothing like sitting next to somebody who's decided that the public space you're in is the best time to have an argument with their credit card company.
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@Xedrik GOLD!
idogcow Yesterday
@Xedrik 🧠filed away for future use!
Lockjaw pro 23 hours ago
Or walk into your local post office with a phonecall on speaker louder than god then get your panties in a wad because your friendly neighborhood postal worker respectfully requests you take it off speaker so they can hear what their customer is trying to say. I miss phone booths.
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