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ian_crowther

SUNN O))) at the Roseland Theater

The two members of Sunn on stage in heavy fog and backlit holding their guitars aloft.
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The two members of Sunn on stage in heavy fog and backlit holding their guitars aloft.
Taken during the final moments of the Sunn show last night.

Source: me
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tweedlydo

after a hard day gardening

a tableau of blythe doll and small greenhouse with assorted tiny trinkets
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a tableau of blythe doll and small greenhouse with assorted tiny trinkets
aoife relaxes with a beer after tending to the purple basil in her greenhouse
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joffaboy

Yep

Image of USB cord, caption 'type c for fast charging '
Unnamed woman replies 'C'
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Image of USB cord, caption 'type c for fast charging '
Unnamed woman replies 'C'
Via Facebook
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Lockjaw pro 4 hours ago
C -
poorusher

Elle Fanning

Surrealist style fashion photograph of actor Elle Fanning it depicts her flattened on an illusionist background showing a checked table and a giant inverted fish beside her.
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Surrealist style fashion photograph of actor Elle Fanning it depicts her flattened on an illusionist background showing a checked table and a giant inverted fish beside her.
Photographed by Szilveszter Makó
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n0wak

Enhance. Enhance 34 to 46. Zoom in on that FBI shirt. Give me a hard copy.

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Goshawk

Wayback sankey :-(

Infographic titled "URLs Preserved in the Wayback Machine" based on a dataset of 5.4 million URLs. It shows 26% of web pages are dead and 74% are still alive. Of the total, 10% have vanished completely, 18% are endangered (not yet preserved), 16% have been restored through the Wayback Machine, and 56% are preserved. The visual uses a flow-style diagram to show how preservation reduces permanent loss.
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Infographic titled "URLs Preserved in the Wayback Machine" based on a dataset of 5.4 million URLs. It shows 26% of web pages are dead and 74% are still alive. Of the total, 10% have vanished completely, 18% are endangered (not yet preserved), 16% have been restored through the Wayback Machine, and 56% are preserved. The visual uses a flow-style diagram to show how preservation reduces permanent loss.
we forgor

source: https://x.com/internet...
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dad

Parkour!

Two men in suits, one being Jimmy Carter, jump over a rope barrier at an airport tarmac. A plane and onlookers are in the background, capturing a candid moment.
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Two men in suits, one being Jimmy Carter, jump over a rope barrier at an airport tarmac. A plane and onlookers are in the background, capturing a candid moment.
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Davezilla

Next tarot card done: Empress

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This model is Calypso Inaru, a friend of mine who is an indigenous Taino and fire witch. She embodies this card. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights resesrved.
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Lockjaw pro 4 hours ago
These are so good!
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
Loving this series. Dang.
Davezilla pro an hour ago
@Lockjaw thank you
@BennyTheIcepick Thanks. Excited to get this published.
joffaboy

Earth set from Orion spacecraft

A slim crescent Earth at the edge of a shaded Moon
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A slim crescent Earth at the edge of a shaded Moon
Photo by NASA
https://www.tumblr.com/wonders-...
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jpoulos

HBD P&P

Two gray and white tabby cats curled up and cuddling.
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Two gray and white tabby cats curled up and cuddling.
The boyz, Papi and Pedro, are three years old today. In the year and half since they adopted me, they have transformed my life. My home is so full of love and actual joy, despite the general awfulness of the world.

You should get a couple of cats.
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m3moellering Yesterday
So cute!!!
trey pro 23 hours ago
Couple of cats is the best medicine, I can attest
neuracnu

non-binding resolution :: shotgun

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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That's a BFG (Bipartisan Friendly Guy)
artwells pro Yesterday
Save the SWL (Sternly Worded Letter) for the boss
n0wak 19 hours ago
https://jp.itch.io/mr-friendly
wombatman70

CHARLIE MURPHY’S COOKING JOHNSONVILLE BRAAAATS!

My hand holds an open can of the fruited sour named Flamingo Road from Bearded Iris Brewing, above a smoking barbecue grill full of bratwurst and hamburger patties
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My hand holds an open can of the fruited sour named Flamingo Road from Bearded Iris Brewing, above a smoking barbecue grill full of bratwurst and hamburger patties
Grilling season has arrived here in Nashville, TN. Cooking some burgers, brats, & haht dahgs! Cheers to y’all, even (maybe especially) if it’s still chilly where you live!
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samh pro 20 hours ago
I always shout this when anyone is grilling sausages.
m3moellering 10 hours ago
Happy grilling from the Not-so-warm North!
wombatman70 6 hours ago
@samh ❤️👴🏻❤️
wombatman70 6 hours ago
@m3moellering Thaaaaanks! ‘Twas grand.
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gwint

It cats like a knife

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
More in the "Judith Beheading Holofernes" genre https://mltshp.com/search...
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bezt pro Yesterday
Add some text so it shows up on https://mltshp.com/search...
gwint pro Yesterday
@bezt 10-4. Wow, somehow I'd never seen the Klimt https://mltshp.com/p/1JXNN
bezt pro Yesterday
@gwint 🌟
y95 Yesterday
poor Furgus has such a tiny mouth that he has trouble finding purchase when he must defend himself against Ava
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csilverman

incognito

A dark, rocky place. Everything is gray. A post is planted on a rocky hill. Sticking out of the right side of the post is a long branch, on which is sitting a figure wearing a dark, shiny, full-body suit. Where the figure's face would be is a glowing green faceplate casting a beam of greenish light. The figure has three green buttons on its chest. In the background is the dim outline of another rocky ridge. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark, rocky place. Everything is gray. A post is planted on a rocky hill. Sticking out of the right side of the post is a long branch, on which is sitting a figure wearing a dark, shiny, full-body suit. Where the figure's face would be is a glowing green faceplate casting a beam of greenish light. The figure has three green buttons on its chest. In the background is the dim outline of another rocky ridge. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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heyitsal

Chug

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2 days ago
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
“care to… smell the bottlecap, sir?”
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Ah, a Limburger '03 - Thunderbird '25. Double-vintage classic, sir.
m3moellering 2 days ago
@nikkuneko +++
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
I'd have a Puppers.
me3dia pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko +++
me3dia pro 2 days ago
@Lockjaw get this guy a Puppers
ba pro 2 days ago
@nikkuneko "...flaccid yet absurd."
idogcow 2 days ago
When you're only having one, make mine: cheese wine
Kevin pro Yesterday
This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
lostbear pro Yesterday
"Keeps me astonishingly regular"
hassebasse Yesterday
Is it the second cheapest?
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m3moellering

This gives XKCD vibes

The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.
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The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.
2 days ago
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sdbillin 2 days ago
Should be working at a startup
m3moellering 2 days ago
@sdbillin He heard them coming and ditched.
kplawver pro 2 days ago
Adam Koford is a treasure (checkout The Laugh Out Loud Cats... so good).
idogcow 2 days ago
@kplawver most of my Woot Shirts are his designs
m3moellering Yesterday
@kplawver Ta vm, I will!
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dogwelder

It's Today!

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gwint

Something instead of nothing

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
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heyitsal

Portable Cheeseball

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Sources: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJI, https://mltshp.com/p/1ROK3
Join the https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
2 days ago
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samh pro 2 days ago
Cheese go in. Poop come out.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
this is *chef’s kiss*, followed by *chef’s brap*
otaman pro 2 days ago
haha!
spingo pro 2 days ago
Romantic getaway!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
🎼🎵Me … and my … toiiiiilllet …🎶
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
This is amazing.
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
@samh Cheese go in.
[waiting...]
[waiting...]
[waiting...]
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
"Hey Dog, yeah the tent feels much bigger on the inside."
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
That was my nickname in college.
joost 2 days ago
Edam!
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
Solid gold!
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LocalStain

😻

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#housepanther
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y95

On any given Saturday

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On Sunday we ride motorcycles, on Saturday I’m high as a kite rocking back and forth on loose pavers.

Ms. PeePaws hasn’t yet learned to go in the dirt between the pavers.

She’s mostly Wire Fox Terrior, maybe she’ll listen better if I put on an English accent and address her in her native tongue.
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LocalStain

She seems nice.

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Argie

Birgitte Caroline "Nena" von Schlebrügge

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or Uma Thurman's mum for short
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Bonnne structchah, dalling.
danelectro pro 18 hours ago
*horse noise offscreen*
nikkuneko

SQUID HAT WATCH: 2014 -> 2026

two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.
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two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.
as promised, back in action.

cristin mentioned her magnificient squid hat in chat the other day, and i had coincidentally just unearthed it whilst rummaging through storage tubs.

2014 me -> 2026 me, from whiskey-chuggin’ illuminati-devil library ghoul to adventure-dad-attire crunchy-granola nutter.

for more info, see:
https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJX
2 days ago
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m3moellering 2 days ago
Great photo!
cristin pro Yesterday
aaah, yissss! great photos!
poorusher

How to sell a laminator

Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
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Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
https://mastodon.nl/@Edwin08...

Could be AI, I don't know.
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vosechu pro 3 days ago
It’s hard to tell now. OpenAI released a new image generator that’s incredibly good at hands, continuity, text. So it’s about the get a lot worse.
m3moellering 3 days ago
I’m pretty sure that it is based upon how stretched the distal areas of the radial and ulnar regions are. We should be able to see metacarpals before the laminator.
poorusher 3 days ago
The more I look at it the more the legs seem off. Also the radiator back left seems to have odd foreshortening on it, and the plug cable seems too contrived.

Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
This has been floating around for years. Here's a reddit version of it from five years ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r...
bezt pro 3 days ago
@B6FA798A3449 Low-background memes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
@bezt I love that, absolutely stealing that as a concept
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
"Everything she puts up for sale is her in a crazy situation using the item! She’s local to me and I love seeing what she tries to sell next!" Quote from Reddit.
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travis

Chewie

a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose
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a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose
source: https://pixelfed.social/p...
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y95 Yesterday
also Crunchie
m3moellering Yesterday
What a sweetie!
MackReed

ride’s here

A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky
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A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky
The seat was way too low, the brakes sketchy, and the worn pedals slick as duck shit. My knees are angry at me.

Also, the ride through Trang An was glorious, transformative, and humbling, and I would do it all again on a child’s tricycle or my actual bare knees in a heartbeat.
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davidl pro 2 days ago
seat was way too low
the brakes they were quite sketchy
the worn pedals slick

mom’s spaghetti
Xedrik 2 days ago
the sun has gone down and the moon has come up
and long ago somebody left with the cup
shitleopard 2 days ago
@DAVIDL +5 INTERNETS
travis pro 2 days ago
ever take it off of any sweet jumps?
roonie pro Yesterday
Bike review:
Too Heavy
Forgot to adjust seat
Refused to straighten legs
Did not bring chain lube
two and a half stars - would be happy if he did not ride me again
MackReed pro Yesterday
@roonie sadly, the only way to adjust the seat would have been to ignore it completely and ride standing.
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artwells

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

vintage Benson & Hedges ad featuring a couple bumping butts
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vintage Benson & Hedges ad featuring a couple bumping butts
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Do -a- bump in the bathroom, do -the- bump on the dance floor.
otaman pro Yesterday
Title
thelonius Yesterday
"Well... I was talked into doing a dance called 'The bump,' but my hip slipped, and my... My buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man!"
heyitsal pro Yesterday
I'll take "Shirts My Dad Owned" for $1000, Alex.
ckoerner Yesterday
Butt to butt as god intended.
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bubbalumpkis

4th Columbo!

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
I think the 13th Columbo was a good "return to form".

#Columbo #OneMoreThing
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wjcstp pro 4 days ago
this is fantastic
dreyfusslugado 4 days ago
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
bubbalumpkis pro 4 days ago
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
bezt pro 4 days ago
This is the Comic Relief representation I was looking for.
bubbalumpkis pro 4 days ago
4th Columbo's Peugeot is much bigger on the inside that it seems.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 4 days ago
Sure, I'll add this to my belief system.
WikiAdam 4 days ago
@dreyfusslugado incredible
WikiAdam 4 days ago
Love how the 10th and 14th Columbo are both Mark Ruffalo.
Lockjaw pro 4 days ago
@dreyfusslugado *chef's kiss*
dad 3 days ago
John C Reilly
grantbarrett pro 3 days ago
Oh shit I may have to start writing fanfic.
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LocalStain

The Egg.

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Albany, NY.

A few short weeks ago I was wholly unaware of its existence now it’s on the list of top notch venues I’ve visited.

We saw Club d’Elf last night. With John Medeski and Scott Metzger. It was incredible. Amazing room and stunning, stunning music.
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