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mshtlp
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samh
Well played. These two absolutely go together.
li'l (cheesy) buddy
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: “Little buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!”
Flight of the Concords
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May be an image of dancing
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I'm always prepared with cocktail sauce
A welcome piece of street art
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In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
This was yesterday in Jasper, Alberta.
fun!
It's a living
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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
I like the cat on the right, using a rat to dowse for water, or something.
not photoshopped either
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it's got the electrolytes beans crave
@nikkuneko lol
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
The Troubles
still got it
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
As was the style…
how I work
Caprine
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
me_irl
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Hi, I moved to Sweden
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
Ohh gorgeous!
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
Nice, did you get out of the US?
SCHLUP
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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shakira moving her butt up and down cutting to a chicken coming out of a can
regarding a sound mentioned here https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWO
"Hey, listen... you didn't need to post that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
A classic
FINALLY
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Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
1975, allegedly.
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
What I saw - at the cemetery
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A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
At the Dromana cemetery
Life goals: be the kind of person where people leave random dinosaurs or other whimsical gifts at your grave
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Butt, I'm Verklimpt!!!
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
https://apnews.com/article...
My oldest’s favorite.
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choosing the right response template
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woman grabbing a crowbar from a rack captioned "IN CASE OF PSYCHO"
Every damn day
needs to be a continuous dispenser, with people grabbing one every second.
Don’t tell me what to do!
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A shipping container of some sort on a railway car has lettering that reads “do not hump”. There is a background of snow and trees. The shipping container is blue.
When I was doing mine safety training: railroad stuff, the instructor heaved a big sigh and said, "Let's *please* try to remember we're professionals for the next slide," and was obviously disappointed for the 100th time in a row when the whole room broke out in guffaws when the title "Humping Safety" came up on the screen.
@williwaw My ever indulgent spouse sighed and said “Yes, Honey, I see” when I chortled.
@williwaw Tangentially it wasn't until a couple years ago that I learned there actually is a difference between roadway speed bumps and speed humps, and the signage wasn't different merely because some signmakers were having a joke.
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by Elliot McGucken
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
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Microsoft Recall needs another recall
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I will never use this software. What a mess Microsoft is making. I wish they would just work on making the existing Windows environment reliable and secure and stop trying to make Windows be things it should not be.
If you don't know, Recall is Microsoft trying to create a way to see what you did on your computer yesterday or the week before. Unfortunately, they think this means taking screen shots and keylogging everything exactly like a virus does trying to steal your banking information and putting it somewhere a virus can just slurp the data directly from without going the work.
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https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTh...
So @xaitax has cracked Microsoft Recall, he's got access to the encrypted database and has automated dumping of screenshots and all text from screenshots.
I've looked at most recent Recall and yep, you can just read the database as a user process. The database also contains all manner of fields which aren't publicly disclosed for tracking the user's activity.
No AV or EDR alerts triggered, world's #1 in infostealer 😅
* you can just read it in plain text
If you don't know, Recall is Microsoft trying to create a way to see what you did on your computer yesterday or the week before. Unfortunately, they think this means taking screen shots and keylogging everything exactly like a virus does trying to steal your banking information and putting it somewhere a virus can just slurp the data directly from without going the work.
Text below and image above Source:
https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTh...
So @xaitax has cracked Microsoft Recall, he's got access to the encrypted database and has automated dumping of screenshots and all text from screenshots.
I've looked at most recent Recall and yep, you can just read the database as a user process. The database also contains all manner of fields which aren't publicly disclosed for tracking the user's activity.
No AV or EDR alerts triggered, world's #1 in infostealer 😅
* you can just read it in plain text
Is the snapshot feature in Linux not viable to port over to Windows? I suppose that would mean keeping older tech gurus and not leaving it to 25 year old vibe coders.
Everything they've put out since XP has been significantly worse. Some of the UI was nice but the actual functionality has been horrendous for a decade or more.
Everything they've put out since XP has been significantly worse. Some of the UI was nice but the actual functionality has been horrendous for a decade or more.
wait, where's dog, and the cheeseball, wait, is that us?
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man and woman use vintage videophones to talk to each other or a couple that look like them
Hello, it's me
I haven't seen you in a long, long time.
I haven't seen you in a long, long time.
"No blockers"
Imagine the feedback.
Bike Ride
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A middle aged dork on a cargo bike with a passenger. The passenger is smiling widely.
She’s been coming with me to pick her big sister up from school. It’ll be her school in the fall, but big sis will be moving on to middle school.
That just means the world to kids her age.
software design
logging in
Recursive
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A toot from Mastodon, it reads:
"Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
"Math trivia: the "B." in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
Saw this a while back, I sort of got it at the time but the more I have thought about it the funnier it has got.
It's more fractal if you consider the B. to be a regular expression:
b='Benoit B. Mandelbrot';for i in {0..2};do echo "$i : $b";b=$(echo "$b"|sed 's/B./Benoit & Mandelbrot/g;');done
0 : Benoit B. Mandelbrot
1 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
2 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrot Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
b='Benoit B. Mandelbrot';for i in {0..2};do echo "$i : $b";b=$(echo "$b"|sed 's/B./Benoit & Mandelbrot/g;');done
0 : Benoit B. Mandelbrot
1 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
2 : Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrot Mandelbrotnoit Benoit Be Mandelbrotnoit Benoit B. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot Mandelbrot
Alrite poindexter
Mandelbros