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META - WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING
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Meta Glasses bus ad featuring Kylie Jenner, modified to show a They Live style image from specific angles.
London-based activist group Everyone Hates Elon pulled off this intervention on a bus-stop ad for Meta’s new pervert^H^H^H^H^H^H^H smart glasses created in partnership with celebrity Kylie Jenner.
SOURCE: https://manualdousuario.net/en...
SOURCE: https://manualdousuario.net/en...
https://www.eff.org/deeplink...
The old cynicism is gone. We have faith in our leaders. We're optimistic as to what becomes of it all. It really boils down to our ability to accept. We don't need pessimism. There are no limits.
#FFU
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Three video stills: two Mexico supporters in jerseys, a man and a woman, are standing next to a very fit, shirtless young England supporter wearing face paint. In the first two stills, the female Mexico fan is checking him out, biting her lip as she looks at his muscular torso. In the third, the male Mexico fan is giving her an offended look, while the England fan looks over, confused.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
With England's loss yesterday, this moment from the Mexico-England game is going to be their 2026 World Cup high point.
With England's loss yesterday, this moment from the Mexico-England game is going to be their 2026 World Cup high point.
Folks are questioning the providence of this. 1) Mexico and England only played once this tournament, and the score was 1-3 at 68:23. 2) The clock never moves. 3) All the cartoon hair.
I Am Trying to Break Your Lungs
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This is funny, but also, fucking hell, the air is bad here* thanks to those Canadian wildfires.
*here being a good portion of the Midwest and Northeast United States.
*here being a good portion of the Midwest and Northeast United States.
It's not quite beige right now (although it was when Canada burned in 2023), but the AQI in my north side neighborhood is currently 262. So not. great.
Spouse is in Duluth. The AQI pegged out at 500 today.
“I
Am trying
To break your heart”
– the wildfires, probably
Am trying
To break your heart”
– the wildfires, probably
mood
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Golf courses, and country clubs everywhere.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Don't forget the data centers.
in San Jose, "the mysterious fire set by the homeless" is how we solve the problem of Historic Buildings that're in the way of new development
Vacation: Regal Moth
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Photo of a Regal Moth
I went to hang out in the Tennessee Smokey Mountains last week. We went on a great waterfall hike and this little guy came over to say hi.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Gorgeous!
WHO IS SHE?
Today's ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Junk pig chintan from yesterday:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RT3X
Tare of fish sauce, tamari, mirin, fermented garlic, chili crisp, and a teaspoon of rendered pig/cow fat
Chicken breast, hatch chili, bonito, and salmon furikake
https://mltshp.com/p/1RT3X
Tare of fish sauce, tamari, mirin, fermented garlic, chili crisp, and a teaspoon of rendered pig/cow fat
Chicken breast, hatch chili, bonito, and salmon furikake
pig/cows are the new ligers!
Data Centers Suck
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My daughter and her hubs live in Pine Island, MN, where the powers that be want to build a data center. She's also running for city council and I couldn't be more proud.
You can sign the petition here: https://www.change.org/p...
You can sign the petition here: https://www.change.org/p...
Data centers are the new homeless shelters, only they offer no demonstrable benefit to society.
master hongli
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Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood. door.
balls? in *this* economy!?
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Screenshot of a Bluesky thread.
@beijingpalmer: a recurrent problem in 16th century Beijing and environs was gangs of roving eunuch bandits.
@jonhendry: Motto: "Nothing Left to Lose"?
@beijingpalmer: this was pretty much it in reality! Desperate poverty led to adult men castrating themselves in the hope of jobs in the government, where the eunuchs were virtually their own branch. They would besiege govt offices demanding work, then turn to banditry when it wasn't available.
@deaconbluesclues: okay. fine. you got me. the current job market is not literally the *worst* one ever
@beijingpalmer: a recurrent problem in 16th century Beijing and environs was gangs of roving eunuch bandits.
@jonhendry: Motto: "Nothing Left to Lose"?
@beijingpalmer: this was pretty much it in reality! Desperate poverty led to adult men castrating themselves in the hope of jobs in the government, where the eunuchs were virtually their own branch. They would besiege govt offices demanding work, then turn to banditry when it wasn't available.
@deaconbluesclues: okay. fine. you got me. the current job market is not literally the *worst* one ever
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
...so incels are nothing new, you say?
@idogcow well, they castrated themselves, so I think they'd be volcels
Gots my new work outfit
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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A dress, some very high heeled shoe/boots, and a purse emblazoned with the rather risqué brand name C*NTY.
The dress has C*NTY 1994 on it, the shoes and bag also say C*NTY.
Enjoy!
The dress has C*NTY 1994 on it, the shoes and bag also say C*NTY.
Enjoy!
I've never seen you look like this without a reason/
Another promise fallen through, another season passes by you
Another promise fallen through, another season passes by you
obligatory listening: https://youtu.be/SaJxjlto...
@MackReed My first thought on viewing this was "Huh, must be Lambrini Girls merch" (I'm seeing them this Fall!)
Natural Selection...
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You don't have friends saying, "well, that's interesting, I guess..."?
That's what pain signals are for
UNIX-like OSes are also like this.
BLACK HOLE PINBALL MACHINE - BY GOTTLIEB 1981
Junk pig chintan
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My hand holding a jar of yellow liquid
I've studied ramen a bit recently, enough to know what to get what I want out of it for now. I've been working on getting an unfancy chintan that I could keep in the fridge so I could do whatever lunch wanted, something I could throw in some tinned fish tare or some salmon leftovers, whatever. And then noodles.
Anyway, tonight I got the best chintan. It tastes like fresh gesso on a newly tightened canvas. This is thief toolbox chintan. With this chintan you could jump into a pickup road trip with nothing but cigarettes and sunflower seeds and drive a week through Zion National Park. With this chintan you could risk funding an Everglades amusement park with your excon cousin.This chintan held your hair while you vomited into a Greyhound station toilet in Boise, Easter 1996. This is the chintan of Trust, Trust Chintan.
Anyway, it's pig back, fresh bay, and garlic greens, and just so much love. And so fucking clear. I've got two jars that won't see next week.
It makes me want to start a cooking show because it's bigger than lunch
Anyway, tonight I got the best chintan. It tastes like fresh gesso on a newly tightened canvas. This is thief toolbox chintan. With this chintan you could jump into a pickup road trip with nothing but cigarettes and sunflower seeds and drive a week through Zion National Park. With this chintan you could risk funding an Everglades amusement park with your excon cousin.This chintan held your hair while you vomited into a Greyhound station toilet in Boise, Easter 1996. This is the chintan of Trust, Trust Chintan.
Anyway, it's pig back, fresh bay, and garlic greens, and just so much love. And so fucking clear. I've got two jars that won't see next week.
It makes me want to start a cooking show because it's bigger than lunch
A Chintan so good it could be the main character in a Tom Robbins novel.
A chintan so cool it hums Tom Waits songs in the fridge and tells you that you look hot when you open the door.
I would watch this cooking show
Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
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4 round badges with lines from Moonage Daydream
Lyrics from David Bowie song Moonage Daydream
https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
every time that song comes on it's a race between me and my son to be the first to say "remember this song was playing when they went to Nowhere?" (he was obsessed with the Guardians of the Galaxy movie when he was younger)
This very song came through my earbuds on my morning ride today. 🖤
ಠ_ಠ
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a sign on a tripod that reads "No tripods"
*"City of Gold and Lead" intensifies*
MackReed ++++++
@MackReed what a reference
Apocalypse now
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Color photograph of a cluster of green trees distantly across a lake, seen from the back of a motorboat. The sky is completely blotted out by smoke, with roiling fire visible through a few gaps in the smoke.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"These photos of [First Nations] community members fleeing their homes by boat are genuinely apocalyptic
"(Photo via Wayne Wastaken of Collins, Ontario, who says his 'hometown is gone')"
Video at the link.
"These photos of [First Nations] community members fleeing their homes by boat are genuinely apocalyptic
"(Photo via Wayne Wastaken of Collins, Ontario, who says his 'hometown is gone')"
Video at the link.
Remember back in the late 70s & early 80s when scientists were worried about the home in the ozone layer so the world banned CFCs? Here we are again, only nobody believes science.
“Transfer”, William Anastasi, 1968
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art installation consisting of a CCTV camera sitting atop its output monitor, with the camera pointing directly at the wall socket it is plugged into. on the CCTV screen, the plugs and socket take up the whole screen
"video installation, black-and-white, silent, with monitor and video camera"
via the whitney museum of american art:
https://whitney.org/collecti...
via the whitney museum of american art:
https://whitney.org/collecti...
guarding the Anthropic Principle
This is giving, "Lamps in video games use real electricity" vibes.
Nam June Paik wept.
where there's smoke
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A pale orange sky, a red sun, and a dull, smoggy treeline. If you're downwind of Canada right now, this scene probably looks familiar. In the lower left corner is a small "no smoking" sign, for all the good that will do. Keep an eye on your AQI apps, folks. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
... there are Canadians
@scruss 😢
Caught the NYC World Cup subway on the way to work
The Evil Factory
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Inked black-and-white comic book art from a two-page spread. "At that moment, the door of Jimmy's room flies open and--" A monster with goggles for eyes and antenna is hurtling through a hospital room. GRROIKK! People are covering themselves from its assault. "What in blazes is that thing?" "It's Angry Charlie!! The only survivor of the Weirdies turned out in the evil factory!!" "We left 'im outside o'da hospital--sleepin' in da whiz wagon! Hey! Look out--!"
source: https://secretoranges.substack.com/p...
#kirbythursday should have realized something was up when Marc Andreessen and Peter Thiel bought into the Evil Factory's Series C raise at a $10 billion valuation.
#kirbythursday should have realized something was up when Marc Andreessen and Peter Thiel bought into the Evil Factory's Series C raise at a $10 billion valuation.
garb
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Human in a flowing costume covering their whole body in black cloth limned with fine white lines depicting a stylized skeleton. Their head is tipped down, their face hidden by the top of a flat circular hat showing the upper portion of a skull.
Dress for the job you want
It's amazing. Like muertos crossed with dazzle camo crossed with a circuit board.
The Matrix of the Damned
Tomatoes!
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Slices of “pink delicious” tomato on a plate in front of whole tomatoes and sliced mozzarella.
Our big heirloom tomato plants thrived this year, and this was our biggest “Pink Delicious.” Sliced thinly, some fresh mozzarella, some basil from our basil jungle outside, and some aged balsamic my mother gifted me a year or two ago. Spectacular.
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
Our San Marzanos came out quite hollow, almost like a mix between bell pepper and tomato, but great acid and the flesh was a nice texture for caprese. 🎉
My grandfather used to grow a gardenful of tomatoes every year. He'd give them away or make sauce and give that away. I always looked forward to July.
[Denethor-slurping intensifies]
@jpoulos ❤️ I love that. We always choose half of our varietals to be cherry-sized, so I spend a lot of the summer picking handfuls of ripe ones off the vine and eating them warm and fresh. Especially with a happy as our basil plants stay, it’s good our tomatoes can keep up! Here’s to summery tomatoes and memories of Junes past!
RIP Legend.
So long
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A two part image, the top shows a news article from the Guardian about Ann Widdecombe, a pretty gross Tory MP who defected to Reform.
The article text reads:
Ann Widdecombe: don’t have cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford them
Ex-Brexit party MEP says there is no ‘given right’ to low food prices despite families struggling with cost of living
Families should go without cheese sandwiches if they cannot afford the ingredients, Ann Widdecombe has said.
The former Brexit party MEP said there was no “given right” for low food prices, despite being told families “cannot afford to feed their children” and were having to make huge sacrifices as the cost of living crisis deepens.
Below is an image of comedian Limmy from his show, where he is playing a rather insensitive psychic who is trying to tell some family members that their loved one has gone to hell using the phrase "She's doonstairs".
The article text reads:
Ann Widdecombe: don’t have cheese sandwiches if you can’t afford them
Ex-Brexit party MEP says there is no ‘given right’ to low food prices despite families struggling with cost of living
Families should go without cheese sandwiches if they cannot afford the ingredients, Ann Widdecombe has said.
The former Brexit party MEP said there was no “given right” for low food prices, despite being told families “cannot afford to feed their children” and were having to make huge sacrifices as the cost of living crisis deepens.
Below is an image of comedian Limmy from his show, where he is playing a rather insensitive psychic who is trying to tell some family members that their loved one has gone to hell using the phrase "She's doonstairs".
Well...bye
Let them eat... wait, what's left after people can't afford cheese?
Every day it becomes more obvious to me that the people in charge need reminded that being forcefully dragged from their homes and executed in the city squares for failing to maintain their humanity is an option that never goes away, no matter how much money and power they think they have.
Jupiter's clouds swirling
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Curling blue and grey clouds
Why yes! This is like that page in Highlights For Children, csn you find the eagle, the slingshot, the funnel?
Shocked, shocked, I say!
good times
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Anyone have a Heroin invite?
@homerj First one's free.
man, heroin was so much better before it got bought by viacom
0% Off
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Label on dessert package reads Manager's Special 0% Off - You Save: .00 - 8.99%
I've been seeing this increasingly at the local stores. First their standard Discontinued Product discount went from 50% or so to 30% or so, now it might only be 10% or even less than that.
One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
One grocery's been discounting items near the end of their shelf life by 1%.
NOW GOOD DAY SIR
Good eye!
Hamilton, ON
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Photograph of a tree silhouetted against an ugly tan sky, with the sun an orange dot.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"There’s no vintage filter on this photo. And no, this isn’t Mars.
"This is Hamilton, ON today, with the sun dimmed by wildfire smoke from northern Ontario. A sobering reminder that climate extremes are no longer distant headlines - they’re part of our daily lives. Stay safe, everyone."
"There’s no vintage filter on this photo. And no, this isn’t Mars.
"This is Hamilton, ON today, with the sun dimmed by wildfire smoke from northern Ontario. A sobering reminder that climate extremes are no longer distant headlines - they’re part of our daily lives. Stay safe, everyone."
😕
Thanks to some Jet Stream fuckery, STL was at the crossroads of both the Canadian Rockies and N. Ontario smoketrails for an extended period a few Summers ago. It was dreadful. My boogers turned black.