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beans.mp4

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ufez pro 38 minutes ago
"Roll that beautiful Bean Footage"
gwint pro 10 minutes ago
Gonna tell my kids this was the Apollo 13 mission.
poorusher

Movements

Sinar large format camera showing bellows and the front and rear standards at different angles. Shows extreme tilt at the front and tilt and swing at the rear.
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Sinar large format camera showing bellows and the front and rear standards at different angles. Shows extreme tilt at the front and tilt and swing at the rear.
I don't usually play around with camera movements but I needed some perspective correction.
7 hours ago
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Hey cool my dad plays accordion too. Maybe you could get together and jam out some polkas 🪗
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Don’t play with that too much, you’ll go blind!
dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
Weird Al Yankopic
jive_t pro an hour ago
@dreyfusslugado HI-YOOOO! 🏆
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O_C

Sure. Fine. Whatever.

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Animated gif of the the character Dana Scully talking into a car phone / cell phone on a rainy night. She is saying "Sure. Fine. Whatever."

'The X-Files' Season 3 Episode 13, "Syzygy"
source: https://trixietreats.tumblr.com/post...
4 hours ago
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jpoulos

"Good Vibes"

A poster advertising a Mexican restaurant in Richmond VA featuring gameday specials, cold drinks, good vibes in advance of a World Cup game. The headline is Mexico vs England and it features an image of people in Mexico soccer jerseys ritually sacrificing someone in an England jersey.
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A poster advertising a Mexican restaurant in Richmond VA featuring gameday specials, cold drinks, good vibes in advance of a World Cup game. The headline is Mexico vs England and it features an image of people in Mexico soccer jerseys ritually sacrificing someone in an England jersey.
https://bsky.app/profile...
19 hours ago
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scruss pro 18 hours ago
Well, I gotta support someone now that Scotland and Canada is out, so Go Team Anybody Playing Against England
poorusher 11 hours ago
^^^
grantbarrett pro 2 hours ago
As the Scots say about every England opponent, "Those Mexicans are a fine bunch of lads."
O_C

gathered for the event

Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.
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Art by Richard Nadler showing thousands of people gathered at a stadium. They are abstracted in the distance but in the foreground are drawn with some detail; they appear to be the same 4 or 5 character models repeated. The sky above is red, white and blue.
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
Yesterday
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MackReed

big mood

unshaven smoking man in a black tank top and eyepatch looks off camera cynically, an American flag in the background.
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unshaven smoking man in a black tank top and eyepatch looks off camera cynically, an American flag in the background.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/ultrakil...
12 hours ago
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jpoulos pro 12 hours ago
President of what?
ba pro 4 hours ago
I heard he was dead.
mikenmar 3 hours ago
Call me Snake
otaman

Choose Your Own Cheeseball Aventure

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16 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 14 hours ago
Is their onky white cheese? Don't get me wrong, I love a good white cheese.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
tag yourself I’m in a leisure suit and she’s
In a dirndl
otaman

Live feed of orange thing full of garbage

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AP live feed awaiting Trump's speech had an orange garbage can onscreen for a while, to everyone's delight
15 hours ago
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samh pro an hour ago
He'd have to actually have a johnson for it to be disposed of though.
MackReed

mood

Comic strip: small boy offers tiny coin to stern faced fireworks store proprietor, who sells him a tiny firecracker. Boy exits store, lights firecracker, tosses it back into store and sits on opposite curb enjoying watching the store’s massive stock of fireworks explode.
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Comic strip: small boy offers tiny coin to stern faced fireworks store proprietor, who sells him a tiny firecracker. Boy exits store, lights firecracker, tosses it back into store and sits on opposite curb enjoying watching the store’s massive stock of fireworks explode.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/theactio...
Yesterday
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Xedrik Yesterday
Getting a lot of bang for your buck!
snowbow

 

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Modest Mouse last night in Vancouver
21 hours ago
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joffaboy

From a Scottish pub menu

Menu features kid's menu items such as I don't want anything,I don't know, I'm not hungry and I don't care
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Menu features kid's menu items such as I don't want anything,I don't know, I'm not hungry and I don't care
From the Clachains hotel, Mallaig
17 hours ago
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artwells

for those who celebrate

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Man singing "America loves you, Frankenstein!"
Yesterday
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ufez pro Yesterday
Gave this a rewatch earlier in the year. So great.
artwells

What I whittled

A red tennis ball wedged in a gutter drain. Water covers it.
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A red tennis ball wedged in a gutter drain. Water covers it.
Just a quick fifteen minutes to test dried willow
15 hours ago
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davidl pro 15 hours ago
I see a whittled silhouetto of a man
fnerg pro 15 hours ago
@davidl Scaramoh my god.
otaman pro 14 hours ago
@davidl +++
@artwells has summoned thunderbolts of lightning on the National Mall
travis pro 13 hours ago
@otaman very very frightening!
bubbalumpkis pro 12 hours ago
@davidl +++ well done
jordanbrock pro 10 hours ago
@davidl ★
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
@davidl
You dropped this, Queen: 👑
LocalStain pro 2 hours ago
@davidl bravo.
1f2frfbf pro 25 minutes ago
@davidl Magnifico-o-o-o-oh
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damien

The Problem Solver

Water
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Water
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
Yesterday
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otaman

FFU

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13 hours ago
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dogwelder pro 13 hours ago
Because my name is Luke, right?

...RIGHT?
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Wait. Is this because I’m a liberal??
bitslayer 4 hours ago
Looking kind of dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
::Clap clap::
It’s the letter of the dayyy
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MackReed

.

In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.  

But don’t get me fucking started.
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In a parody of Andrew Wyeth’s famous painting “Christina’s World,” a woman in a white dress lying on a huge stretch of astroturf reaches mysteriously towards the empty, stupid pavilions and disused Ferris wheel of the failed Great American State Fair boondoggle that the Trump administration staged on the Washington DC Mall in place of the bipartisan-supported and significantly better 250th-anniversary of the US celebration that had been in the works for the past decade.

But don’t get me fucking started.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
2 days ago
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dad 2 days ago
Arrested for violently pulling up the grass
crazyunclejoe

RIDDLE ME THIS

The Riddler and their henchman at an art show
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The Riddler and their henchman at an art show
The kid and I at Carter Sexton’s Heroes and Villains art opening tonight.
Yesterday
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Xedrik Yesterday
Amazing!
minimumsafedistance 22 hours ago
excellent!
MackReed

~

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/hot-pain...
12 hours ago
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jpoulos pro 11 hours ago
keanu-whoa.gif
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
Wolf of Wall Street (2013, dir. Scorsese)
dogwelder

Incelception

A fucking evil asshole watches Fox News showing the back of his own fucking stupid head.
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A fucking evil asshole watches Fox News showing the back of his own fucking stupid head.
Titled as found on Bluesky.
14 hours ago
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tweedlydo pro 13 hours ago
it’s douchebags all the way down
mgeno 3 hours ago
celebrating "freedom"
wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
Waiting to see his own face on the teevee
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Ghost of Eugene McCarthy.
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joffaboy

A Prince among men

Prince and a greenhouse
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Prince and a greenhouse
https://bsky.app/profile...
18 hours ago
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joffaboy

Inspired by upside down duck

Water hen, upside down on a pond
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Water hen, upside down on a pond
Pixel 8

See https://mltshp.com/p/1RSE5
17 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Excellent!
jgs pro 4 hours ago
what a cootie pie!
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 hours ago
@jgs
Solid waterfowl pun
csilverman

tower of babble

A chaotically assembled skyscraper stands against a gray sky. It looks more like a haphazardly connected pile of junk: arches, beams, odd bits that stick out. Most of it is covered in equally chaotic red, grayish-white, and blue markings: stars and stripes that look like those on a US flag. From above, a beam is being lowered down, and someone standing on the top of the building is directing its placement. Other figures standing on the building appear to be actively destroying it with hammers and picks. Somehow it is still standing, although where it's headed seems questionable. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A chaotically assembled skyscraper stands against a gray sky. It looks more like a haphazardly connected pile of junk: arches, beams, odd bits that stick out. Most of it is covered in equally chaotic red, grayish-white, and blue markings: stars and stripes that look like those on a US flag. From above, a beam is being lowered down, and someone standing on the top of the building is directing its placement. Other figures standing on the building appear to be actively destroying it with hammers and picks. Somehow it is still standing, although where it's headed seems questionable. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt #250th
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dad

For those who celebrate

A comic-style image of the disembodied head of George Washington (?) shooting laser beams from his eyes at a burning, partially destroyed Capitol building amid flames and rubble.
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A comic-style image of the disembodied head of George Washington (?) shooting laser beams from his eyes at a burning, partially destroyed Capitol building amid flames and rubble.
Yesterday
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MackReed pro Yesterday
No one expected laser Jefferson. That was their undoing.
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Head of Jefferson Destroys an Alienable Right!
dogwelder

Exactly how I remember it

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Yesterday
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minimumsafedistance 22 hours ago
you know, like a kneecap!
cristin pro 18 hours ago
show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
MackReed

meanwhile …

Overhead of an icebreaking ship plowing through the ice from the top of the screen towards the bottom at dusk, the glow of its forward lamps and aft deck lights softly reflected from the frozen surface
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Overhead of an icebreaking ship plowing through the ice from the top of the screen towards the bottom at dusk, the glow of its forward lamps and aft deck lights softly reflected from the frozen surface
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
Yesterday
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me3dia

it's terribly hot

A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."
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A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/grickle1...
2 days ago
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damien

Evolution

Pokemon
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Pokemon
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
Yesterday
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damien

Everyday

Escape Room
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Escape Room
source: https://pleated-jeans.com/2026...
2 days ago
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vosechu pro 2 days ago
Imagine if it was dim, low music, it’s all warm and snuggly, weighted blanket. 1 hr. That’s all it would take.

They would have so many repeat visitors.
dphiffer

your prehensile tail is so lovely

When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
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When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
source: https://troet.cafe/@b_rain...
3 days ago
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dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
As a "person of size", I was utterly flummoxed by someone driving by as I was walking, yelling out their car window "I LOVE YOUR BELLY!"
I literally did not know what to do with that information.
artwells

Back on my bullshit II

A plastic basket that says "ICE WHISTLES" with plastic bags of pamphlets and whistles, mounted to a tree. A tiny kodama peaks from a knot hole
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A plastic basket that says "ICE WHISTLES" with plastic bags of pamphlets and whistles, mounted to a tree. A tiny kodama peaks from a knot hole
Designed and printed a box for the whistle kits. Put it on a tree out front.

Find the kodama
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
you are my hero today
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
//Find the kodama//
I SEENT IT
shfitz pro 2 days ago
What's on the pamphlets?
ba pro 2 days ago
You're the Boo Radley of opposing fascism.
artwells pro 2 days ago
@shfitz one English/Spanish quarter page describing your rights when encountering ICE. The other a folded multi-page pamphlet on how to use whistles when encountering ICE, also in English and Spanish
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