a fake toy in a plastic blister-pack on a custom-made cardback by artist ObviousPlant. the bright, colorful illustrated cardback has the feature title "GET IN LOSERS" and the subtitle below it "WE'RE GOING TO...". in the center is the toy itself, a red molded plastic steam engine with a simply drawn cartoon man with a hat. below that is more text, reading "GO LIVE A SMALL AND QUIET LIFE THAT IS unremarkable yet meaningful to ourselves and the chosen few who shared it with us." in the background of the cardback is an idyllic countryside with a number of characters, saing "toot toot!" "tickets please", "all aboard" and "do not lick the train!"

A stern looking blue bird

Bare tree branches frame a photo of distant storm clouds. They glow pink and orange in the setting sun, a stark contrast to the blue sky closer to the point of view of the photographer.

A person in a dull blue space. Something not so good is on their minds; a large, ominous thought balloon, like that out of a comic strip, hovers above them. The balloon is various shades of purple, yellow, and green, and is so heavy that it's dripping, pooling like paint on the ground. The person is standing in a puddle of thought-balloon liquid, lifting their leg in horror as viscous purple strings of whatever this is extend from their shoe to the ground. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

A pair of knitted eye cushions perched on a sofa.

Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.

Scary cassowary

The "Calvin's dad talks about rotational velocity to Calvin, leading to a freaked out sleepless night" comic, but it's been 'shopped.

PANEL 1: Calvin's dad, alone. "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting."
PANEL 2: Calvin's dad, sitting with Calvin. "The two types of meme are this one and Loss. American Chopper? This one. guy pointing to butterfly? Loss. Expanding brain? This one." Calvin: "Yeah...?"
PANEL 3: Closeup on Calvin and his dad. "Rick roll? Loss. 'Change my mind?' This one. Zendaya is Meechee? Loss. Grant Gustin at the grave? This one. 6 7? Loss. Despite me being your dad and this being this one, this is Loss."
PANEL 4: Calvin horizontal in bed at night, eyes open, looking distraught. Behind him and at the left, making a visual "L", is Hobbes, holding his chin and looking thoughtful/concerned.

A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."

A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."

Me in protective gear

A screenshot from Google Maps. Dollar General and Food Lion are highlighted with square icons and big text. Underneath Food Lion is "Thicker Than the Rest" and under Dollar General "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"

A large orange robot, with an iridescent greenish sheen to it, stands in a dark space. Its head is placed on a green pedestal in front of it. The head is plugged into a wall outlet, and the eye displays a green "charging" lightning bolt icon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

Image that's composited from dozens of smaller photos, of the white brick and glass facade of what looks like a massive quonset hut that served as the volunteer fire department's meeting hall and hosted weekly bingo games. There's an aluminum-canopied entryway and three tall rectangular windows from ground to near the roof, made of glass blocks occasionally punctuated with smaller red or orange tiles. The white brick pattern has random bricks jutting forwards a couple cm. To the left is a brick tower slightly taller than the arch of the building, with an old-fashioned yellow klaxon siren mounted on top that would sound every Thursday night for the volunteer meeting and practice session. It was audible literally for over a mile across rolling hills and a tree-lined ravine. The gravel parking lot is empty and to the left, just out of view, is the new volunteer fire house that (at the time) had recently replaced the old one, already removed.

Due to the way the photo is composited, the building seems solid but the windows weave slightly in different directions as if tossed by wind, and the siren is wobbling on top of its tower.