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photograph of Times Square, NY, NY in foggy rain. A man with an open umbrella is in foreground. Digital billboards for television shows, musical versions of Disney animated movies, and fashion brands play on in the background.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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A tiny two seater car. It's red with a white stripe. The car has no doors, but the roof lifts up to allow for entry.
source: https://notes.husk.org/post...
It’s hard to see this without saying “beep beep!” out loud.
I want to race with these, like adult-sized go-karts.
wakka-wakka-wakka....
Strong Banana Splits energy with this one ...
@williwaw I, on the other hand, would drive it around, but with the stock horn replaced by a massive air horn from a freight train.
They design trucks to kill people driving fun cars
My other car is a satsuma, or something.
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of possible interest to @artwells
OMG
I'm going to float tomorrow.
Now I'm going to start the first with
I
AM
A MEATBALL
Now I'm going to start the first with
I
AM
A MEATBALL
I've always been tempted to try that ( sans ragu ) but all the other previously floating bodies squick me out, so as yet have not. I know the high salinity kills everything, but still.
obligatory pizza pasta put it in a box . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch...
@roue it’s fun to do at least once. Nothing, nada, can survive in that much salinity
i am a ravioli woman
@3rdparty that's what they said about stomach acid. Then H. pylori was discovered, having a grand old time in concentrated acid. If the tank had continuous UV sterilization I might try it, but otherwise not.
I've been tempted to float, but I have aphantasia. I might have a breakthrough and suddenly gain the ability to visualize stuff, or I might fell like I was trapped in a death box. Who knows?
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It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
absolutely I want acknowledgement, I want him to know
but I also want him to suffer too
like really, really suffer. . . I want it to *hurt*
and I've never really said that about anyone ever
but I also want him to suffer too
like really, really suffer. . . I want it to *hurt*
and I've never really said that about anyone ever
@williwaw there really isn't enough suffering amongst billionaires and adjacent cronies in power
I bought a bottle of champagne recently. I will travel with it. I will open it whenever it happens, morning, noon, night, busy, road trip, I'll work it out.
I was raised apocalyptic. I have weeks of emergency water, months of food, go bags with tiers of tools and first aid, a car with gear stashed. I've been so prepared for the worst. I'm just now preparing to celebrate. I have champagne I will keep like a survival knife. Just today I started working out how I can get many copies of the paper with that obituary, because you know there will be a rush. And I will need toilet paper that day.
I was raised apocalyptic. I have weeks of emergency water, months of food, go bags with tiers of tools and first aid, a car with gear stashed. I've been so prepared for the worst. I'm just now preparing to celebrate. I have champagne I will keep like a survival knife. Just today I started working out how I can get many copies of the paper with that obituary, because you know there will be a rush. And I will need toilet paper that day.
I hate to be the party pooper, but...
His parents lived to 88 and 93. Yes, he eats like shit and doesn't exercise, but he's also got a shitload of high level medical care that won't be bound by RFK Jr.'s madness. I wouldn't be surprised if he lives another ten years. Ten miserable, insane, sick years where he rants at shadows. Maybe they'll give him a fake office and phone like his father had at the end so he can find pleasure in his open racism without realizing he's no longer the center of the destruction of the world.
But he could also die in a month, and I would not be sad at all to be wrong. I don't really drink, but that might be the day to break that a bit.
His parents lived to 88 and 93. Yes, he eats like shit and doesn't exercise, but he's also got a shitload of high level medical care that won't be bound by RFK Jr.'s madness. I wouldn't be surprised if he lives another ten years. Ten miserable, insane, sick years where he rants at shadows. Maybe they'll give him a fake office and phone like his father had at the end so he can find pleasure in his open racism without realizing he's no longer the center of the destruction of the world.
But he could also die in a month, and I would not be sad at all to be wrong. I don't really drink, but that might be the day to break that a bit.
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A blazing red sky, yellow at the horizon, and a rocky purplish hill sloping sharply to the right. Hurtling down the hill is a very large, round object that looks like an alien pocketwatch: dark blue, with glowing green characters and lines on its face, and several lines that look like clock hands. Barely managing to stay in front of it is a person about half the size of the watch. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
I don't know if it's on purpose but the green characters on the watch? look like the old classical planetary symbols in motion and I like that a lot.
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Online I see extreme measures taken to keep cats from Christmas trees. But in our house we believe the tree is for the cats. You may visibly tie it off to keep it from falling, you may put special dangly ornaments down low, you may position it for maximum cat entertainment and human enjoyment of cat antics.
Oh, also we have a felted ornament of our first cat, Whopper, a tuxedo, that goes deep in the tree, where he liked to be when he was with us. He was a very good kitty.
Picture features Pearl, Pearly Whirly, Pearl Everlasting, Pearly Girly, Baby Kitty, etc., etc.
I intentionally jammed most of the sliders way up on the color settings just to make this image a little wild. No AI.
#mltshpmas #mltmas
Oh, also we have a felted ornament of our first cat, Whopper, a tuxedo, that goes deep in the tree, where he liked to be when he was with us. He was a very good kitty.
Picture features Pearl, Pearly Whirly, Pearl Everlasting, Pearly Girly, Baby Kitty, etc., etc.
I intentionally jammed most of the sliders way up on the color settings just to make this image a little wild. No AI.
#mltshpmas #mltmas
I feel the same way about trees. Ferrets also enjoy a good climb; surprising considering their diminutive limbs. We would return to find the cat sitting concerned and mildly annoyed under a rambunctious little cloud of play fighting ferrets.
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A news screenshot from the Chicago Tribune. "Nativity smashed, Mary figure 'beaten' at Evanston church: 'God's on the side of the vulnerable'. The photograph is of a destroyed nativity scene in the snow, by a sidewalk.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Photo by Jillian Westerfield.
"Vandals mostly destroyed a Nativity scene at Lake Street Church of Evanston that showed Roman centurions as federal immigration agents, Mary wearing a gas mask to protect against the agents' tear gas and the baby Jesus with his hands zip-tied Church leaders said it reflected what many immigrants experienced during 'Operation Midway Blitz.' After this photo was taken Dec. 12, 2025, the church replaced Mary with a sign
indicating she was beaten and detained by immigration agents."
There's a picture of the "before" scene at https://religionnews.com/2025....
Photo by Jillian Westerfield.
"Vandals mostly destroyed a Nativity scene at Lake Street Church of Evanston that showed Roman centurions as federal immigration agents, Mary wearing a gas mask to protect against the agents' tear gas and the baby Jesus with his hands zip-tied Church leaders said it reflected what many immigrants experienced during 'Operation Midway Blitz.' After this photo was taken Dec. 12, 2025, the church replaced Mary with a sign
indicating she was beaten and detained by immigration agents."
There's a picture of the "before" scene at https://religionnews.com/2025....
“I hate Illinois Nazis…”
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two pieces of vector artwork on a white background
i) upper is a red dinosaur angainst a yellow star background, above an industrial silhouette foreground. Text is "free the lizard! moziila.org"
ii) lower is the same red bipedal dinosaur in full figure, with a long curving tail
i) upper is a red dinosaur angainst a yellow star background, above an industrial silhouette foreground. Text is "free the lizard! moziila.org"
ii) lower is the same red bipedal dinosaur in full figure, with a long curving tail
source: https://www.jwz.org/blog...
mozilla's new ceo reportedly said "firefox will remain our anchor. it will evolve into a modern AI browser"
so much for mozilla not shutting their dick in the door like other companies
so much for mozilla not shutting their dick in the door like other companies
@cristin mozilla's new ceo can go stick his head in a pig. My Mozilla profile is so old it was imported from Netscape Navigator
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Hello rabies!
On that site, some of the casual stuff is a bit, meh, but the gallery under Magazines is amazing.
Think I saw some of these recently. They're like photographic versions of Mel Ramos paintings.
> fyi much of his site is nsfw
Well now I /have/ to go visit!
Well now I /have/ to go visit!
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That’s amazing.
Inside of you, there are two pies.
@thelonius I wish
"Inside you are two slices of wolf pie."
Elegant.
Duran Duran had no idea
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hm
it's the eye of the cheeseball, it's the hill of raclette
rising up to the challenge of harvati
and the last lone saaawinger stalks his brie in baguette
as he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyye
of the cheeseball
rising up to the challenge of harvati
and the last lone saaawinger stalks his brie in baguette
as he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyyye
of the cheeseball
@williwaw rake the rest of the day off. Outstanding
May now forever change those lyrics to "rising up to the challenge of havarti" because it is clearly supreme to the original, @williwaw.
@williwaw ++
@williwaw 🥇🏆🎖️
@williwaw 🧀🧀🧀
@williwaw +1
@williwaw ++++
@williwaw ++++
@williwaw is climbing the steps of the Philadelphia Cheese Museum of Art
@williwaw noice
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Tales from tech support.
aka job security
@roue but you are interrupting my reddit browsing
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Post from @LRonMexico
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
Chinese planners: we need a train that moves
2000 people 500 miles away in less than 3
hours, and we need it to run every 30 minutes.
American planners: somebody draw me a
picture of a bus stop that also punishes the
homeless.
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Unrelated, there's an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "Why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh, no; the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what's going on: "Why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh, no; the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
@Xedrik +1
Everyone's getting Is He Dead Yet tshirts in their stockings this year.
What a sad thing, though. Imagine living your life in such a horrible way that millions and millions around the world will celebrate your passing with laughter, champagne, and tears of relief.
@Xedrik He will look up at all of that, from Below, and whisper, "FAKE NEWS."
@Xedrik that reminds me of something I just saw today: https://mltshp.com/p/1RGGE
@Xedrik @jpoulos @MackReed @travis I’ve had a bad couple of days. Between the anniversary of Sandy Hook (which broke me for a while) and Brown University and Bondi and finally Reiner. It was all too much.
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@Lockjaw
Sir-Mix-a-Lot did what? https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Should be in a Don't Tread On Me flag
@frothywalrus How have I not heard this before?! 💚
@artwells
Please don’t lump dicksuckers in with those shitheads
Please don’t lump dicksuckers in with those shitheads
I feel seen . . .
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A color illustration by Mobius. It shows a figure sitting on a bench, in front of them is a floating humanoid creature. The creature it thin, winged and overall very smooth looking (like a shark).
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. sprang to mind
Much needed this particular Monday. Merci, Danke, Tack, Bedanck...
@m3moellering ☺️
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A cybertruck stuck in a wintery creek bed covered in snow.
this made me belly laugh
Nature is healing.
hahahahahahaha.....hahahhahahah..[breath]...hahahahahahaha
also the layer of snow on it is *chef's kiss*
There are some choice words about this here: https://www.reddit.com/r...
A River Runs Through It (Redford, 1992)
sigh… brrr
“I meant to do that.” -Pee Wee Herman
Tesla in a creek bed, I know, I know
Can serve briefly as a boat
Xmas came early! <3 <3 <3
@otaman
Ooh what a throwback! Haven’t seen that film in probably 20 years
Ooh what a throwback! Haven’t seen that film in probably 20 years
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hang this in the louvre
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abstracted image; grasses/foliage in a flat landscape waving in breeze; horizontal color waves--lavender, orange, tan; high horizon line with apricot-colored sky, with lighter shading at horizon
I remember summer.
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
-Susan B. Anthony
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
@dapete huh?
God told Dapete the true gospel!
@3rdparty 'twas a bitter joke. I abhor the idea of her being replaced by Trimp on the dollar coin
@dapete 😮💨
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A Christmas tree in the corner of a living room. A chest of drawers is to its left, and a dark couch with a pillow to its right.
The images is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
The images is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
"It's funny that I have to intentionally rotate my christmas tree photo to keep with #mltshpmas christmas tree tradition. #mltmas"
-- me, 2024, 2025.
It's a bit, now, so I may as well just quote myself directly from last year.
Happy MLTSHP-mas one and all. :)
-- me, 2024, 2025.
It's a bit, now, so I may as well just quote myself directly from last year.
Happy MLTSHP-mas one and all. :)
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a small decorated plastic christmas tree. As is the tradition here, the image is rotated 90° anticlockwise
Happy #mltshpmas and/or #MLTmas to all!
This was Catherine's grandmother's plastic christmas tree. You can't see the huge amount of hot glue holding it together. The small sand-coloured felt lion is called Terence. Terence says "hello".
This was Catherine's grandmother's plastic christmas tree. You can't see the huge amount of hot glue holding it together. The small sand-coloured felt lion is called Terence. Terence says "hello".
also I want this SO MUCH