low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio

black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.

[satirical statement from george costanza]

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.

Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.

Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster

Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.

a flat rectangular plastic card with four large round circles arranged in an arc and a semicircular cutout in the left edge. It is white with orange highlights. It's clearly designed to engage with the fingers and thumb of the left hand. There is a small round hole for a knotted string in the top left corner, marked "Memory". The larger holes, from top to bottom, are numbered 1, 3, 5 (thumb cutout), 2 and 4.

All of the text is written in a delightfully retro-futuristic font (likely Data70) invoking MICR computer text. Other texts are "The Zlotnian Calculator™" and "© Fingerbrain Co. Seattle, WA 98103 U.S.A."

This one is 3D printed, unlike the other one posted earlier.

short video clip taking the "harpsichord solo" from the beatles track "in my life" and slowing it down to its original recording speed. video is a still photograph of producer george martin sitting at a keyboard in the studio with paul mccartney standing over his shoulder

A man and woman wave at someone from in front of a white house. As they turn and walk between topiary back to the house, it's revealed that neither is wearing pants or underwear.

Clip of Buster Keaton sitting down in a bus, waving and smiling

many kodama on a work bench

A sandwich on a plate split in two.

Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."

snapshot of a woman in a pink and orange outfit standing in an enclosure, surrounded by flamingos.

A thin, rickety bridge extends through a raging red and yellow inferno. Marching along the bridge is an eerie procession, led by a person wearing a tall top hat. The person is blowing a trumpet. Behind them, a hulking figure with a windup key sticking out of its back thumps a drum with a red star on it, hung around its neck. In the rear is a small, hunched figure with horns and a tail, playing a saxophone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

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