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samh

Did a thing yesterday

A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
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A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
Did a thing yesterday. Sore today but glowing with the pride of accomplishment.
3 hours ago
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octaneTom pro 3 hours ago
I see Something 100 - nicely done!
wjcstp pro 3 hours ago
woot! nothing like getting a little race dirt on the bike
samh pro 2 hours ago
20th anniversary of The Butte 100. @octaneTom. My third attempt and second finish.

This is new to me this year, @wjcstp, a Salsa Spearfish from your great state of Minnesota.
wombatman70

Fry seasoning (Iceland edition)

A basket of seasoned fries sits on a tiny round table on the ferry from Vestmanneyjar to mainland Iceland, with my hand in the foreground holding a packet of fry seasoning that says “KARTÖFLUKRYDD.” A can of passionfruit vodka cocktail named “P*RN” (WITH the asterix) sits on the table in the background.
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A basket of seasoned fries sits on a tiny round table on the ferry from Vestmanneyjar to mainland Iceland, with my hand in the foreground holding a packet of fry seasoning that says “KARTÖFLUKRYDD.” A can of passionfruit vodka cocktail named “P*RN” (WITH the asterix) sits on the table in the background.
Salt, tomato powder, sugar, onion powder. Magical. Gonna fill our suitcases with packets to enjoy at home. And then try to replicate it with ingredients at home. (Also the canned passionfruit cocktail “P*RN” (WITH the asterix), that’s the only vodka-based canned cocktail I’ve ever had that doesn’t make you go “ugh. A little yucky but still does the job at brunch or poolside without the effort of making your own, I guess.” It’s delicious.)
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williwaw pro 5 hours ago
if you don't have any luck replicating it, you can get it here from a company called Badia or from an importer called Top Iceland

(we also love the stuff)
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
We might still have some tomato powder in the cupboard, i should try mixing some up
thelonius 2 hours ago
Somewhere, a VW copywriter in a nursing home feels a disturbance in the Force.
m3moellering

My Loathing Is Unchecked

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bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
The oligarchs will charge subscription fees for air if they can.
wjcstp pro 3 hours ago
i could not love this more
dreyfusslugado 57 minutes ago
And there's no guarantee that your data is safe:

https://www.techradar.com/computin...
O_C

glass pepper

A transparent png image of three glass (or possibly plastic) bell pepper shaped paperweights in green, yellow, and red.
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A transparent png image of three glass (or possibly plastic) bell pepper shaped paperweights in green, yellow, and red.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/pngblog...
6 hours ago
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drurystephanie

Obligatory Cannon Beach selfie

Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
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Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
Showing the shirt I made new sights like it's Flat Stanley.
15 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 15 hours ago
Nearly drowned right there on family vacation ca age of 9.

Otherwise great vacation.
drurystephanie 13 hours ago
@mcmjolnir ahh glad the undertoad didn't get ya
MackReed

artificial intelligence is neither

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and you may say to yourself. “My god, what have we done?”

source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 hours ago
Titty eye, that is as far as we have come, even AI generated images, have mom issues.
dreyfusslugado 55 minutes ago
someone programed that eye to have Keratoconus

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases...
O_C

funny guy

funny guy meme

funny guy
"I was just kidding, bro"
"It's just a joke, relax"
"Can't even joke around anymore"
"If I can't make jokes, what's the point?"
"I say what everyone's thinking"
"Don't be so sensitive"
"You gotta learn to take a joke"
"People these days have no sense of humor"
"Lighten up, it's not that deep"
"Laugh more, life's too short"
"Why are you so offended?"
"I don't mean any harm"
"I just like making people laugh"
"Humor is the best way to connect"
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funny guy meme

funny guy
"I was just kidding, bro"
"It's just a joke, relax"
"Can't even joke around anymore"
"If I can't make jokes, what's the point?"
"I say what everyone's thinking"
"Don't be so sensitive"
"You gotta learn to take a joke"
"People these days have no sense of humor"
"Lighten up, it's not that deep"
"Laugh more, life's too short"
"Why are you so offended?"
"I don't mean any harm"
"I just like making people laugh"
"Humor is the best way to connect"
source: https://www.tumblr.com/sandmand...
5 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
Too subtle for the people this is pointing at.
LocalStain

This Is Acid Jazz: After Hours 2 Last Call (Instinct Records compilation)

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#ESSENTIAL, #LP

This is crucial.

I *wore out* this CD tho I might still have the case.

Every track SLAPS.
4 hours ago
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LocalStain pro 4 hours ago
@Scotto

Thank you!!
LocalStain

Not all heroes wear capes.

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https://www.masslive.com/westernm...
14 hours ago
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
But ACAB.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
A
C
A
Bzzzzzzx
LocalStain

🏴‍☠️

Unisex classic tee
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Unisex classic tee
source: https://www.etsy.com/listing...
5 hours ago
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣
pastranaut pro 21 minutes ago
Albini was a chomo
joffaboy

Coolness may not age well

Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
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Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
https://bsky.app/profile...

TIL what 'JUULING' is..
20 hours ago
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MackReed pro 19 hours ago
The half pipe is a winning bit of visualization.
ang pro 18 hours ago
Independent of your age, patty cake coolness is transitive if your patty cake partner is 8.
ardgedee pro 17 hours ago
Your peers grunting in agreement as you rant about the kids these days is not the same thing as them thinking you're cool.

And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
dogwelder pro 15 hours ago
I just had my 60th birthday. Looks like it was a good thing that I didn’t celebrate.
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@ardgedee I distinctly remember the first time I was sir-ed. I was thirty-two in a place called El Rancho Gaseteria. They also carded me because I looked younger than fifty.
I have complicated emotions about the encounter ,at least in part, due to how much older my spouse is than me.
mare pro 3 hours ago
I bet many of us are at the age that, according to this graph, very few things are cool. Weirdly enough I’ve never felt this cool in my life.
(I also don’t complain much about young people, I do envy them and feel sorry we left them such a mess.)
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drurystephanie

wtf would jesus do?

Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!

https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
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spingo pro 2 days ago
Excellent.
samh pro 2 days ago
I regularly ask myself this very question.
nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
drurystephanie Yesterday
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
drurystephanie Yesterday
@samh I wish more people would
drurystephanie Yesterday
@spingo much appreciated!
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snowbow

 

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down my street today
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robotmachine

 

Meme of Inspector Gadget. 

Text reads “ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget. What are you even inspecting? Mind your business.”
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Meme of Inspector Gadget.

Text reads “ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget. What are you even inspecting? Mind your business.”
19 hours ago
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poorusher

New blanket

A very bright blanket lots of orange, flower patterns and exposed stitching.
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A very bright blanket lots of orange, flower patterns and exposed stitching.
12 hours ago
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Gorgeous!
poorusher 4 hours ago
It was very inexpensive.

I've slept under blankets for years now. Duvets are too hot for me. The first one Jessica made (more of a quilt) but slowly the dogs paws tattered it up. The last one I got I just threw out as it was a nasty polyester, beige nightmare.

So far very happy with this one.
O_C

pour

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Animated gif of brown liquor being poured into a glass with ice on a bar. Bottles sit on the bar in the background.
source: https://2namii.tumblr.com/post...
6 hours ago
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scruss

near letter quality

image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
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image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
You'd probably forgotten about "Near Letter Quality" printing. How you could make your 9-pin printer even slower to eke out a little less dottiness on the page. Well, I haven't forgotten ...

Full font set coming soon.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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joffaboy

Passing..

2 images, of people looking out car windows

people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality

people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
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2 images, of people looking out car windows

people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality

people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
https://birdbutt.com/@colinst...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Too real.
travis

R🟠C

a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
via: https://www.instagram.com/p...
src: https://www.threads.com/@jeannie...
2 days ago
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Next time, Gadget.
poorusher Yesterday
Sun Ra Arkestra
m3moellering Yesterday
I love that view and that building. It always reminds me that we are capable of so much more.
ang pro Yesterday
Lebowski vibes intensify.
travis pro Yesterday
@m3moellering there are some parts of this city that are still great
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
@urlnotfound ★
mare pro 3 hours ago
RoC means Rest of Canada here in Quebec.
tweedlydo pro 2 hours ago
🦞 peeeenchy
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robritz

The Horrorgon Trail

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samh pro 2 days ago
I don't have proof but I'm nearly certain I ate lettuce two weeks ago and it has been a battle since.
MackReed

july

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Summer evening on the back deck. I love the neighbor’s cedar with a white-hot passion, particularly when the clouds get all Maxfield Parrish ‘n’ shit.

The wind isn’t blowing. The tree just grew that way. 🖤
Yesterday
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mcmjolnir pro 15 hours ago
Witches in flight
cristin

the Chinese Chuck Tingle

A photo of a book called THRICE MARRIED TO A SALTED FISH. cover has a Chinese romantasy look and feel. The book is shrink wrapped and has a sticker, UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG
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A photo of a book called THRICE MARRIED TO A SALTED FISH. cover has a Chinese romantasy look and feel. The book is shrink wrapped and has a sticker, UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG
source: https://mastodon.social/@skinnyl...
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m3moellering

Rosa is my favourite troll.

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I got to spend almost no time in the museum because I was on dog-sitting duty.

https://www.wildcenter.org/
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KMAlexander pro Yesterday
I'm partial to Oscar: https://vashon-maury.com/vashon-t...
m3moellering 21 hours ago
@KMAlexander ❤️❤️
mcmjolnir pro 15 hours ago
Jakob Two Trees is my man
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@mcmjolnir And sensibly so!
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joffaboy

Jeanne Seberg, 1960

B&W portrait of Jeanne Seberg
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B&W portrait of Jeanne Seberg
https://lemmy.world/pictrs...
Yesterday
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Argie pro Yesterday
saved to the Old Hollywood shk
https://mltshp.com/oldholly...
LocalStain

👇🏼

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travis pro 2 days ago
grave dancing is fun and healthy!
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Is it speaking ill of the dead if you're just listing all the things he did when he was alive?
Argie pro Yesterday
saving this one for the "big day"
tom

ice, for men

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source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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snowbow

 

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stay out of the sun
13 hours ago
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scruss

for all of the near letter quality fans

image of text: Hey, do you like dot matrix printers? You do? Well, I have quite the treat for you: NearlyQ, the “Near Letter Quality” 9pin printer simulating font! Derived directly from the character ROM from an Amstrad DMP3160 printer, it has *all* of the characters: [character table removed] There’s also NearlyQMono for the fixed-width text in your life. Both fonts come with »»»BOLD««« variants, too! Much ? to the CPCWiki contributors for the ROM dumps (C) 2026, Stewart Russell – scruss.com - OFL
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image of text: Hey, do you like dot matrix printers? You do? Well, I have quite the treat for you: NearlyQ, the “Near Letter Quality” 9pin printer simulating font! Derived directly from the character ROM from an Amstrad DMP3160 printer, it has *all* of the characters: [character table removed] There’s also NearlyQMono for the fixed-width text in your life. Both fonts come with »»»BOLD««« variants, too! Much ? to the CPCWiki contributors for the ROM dumps (C) 2026, Stewart Russell – scruss.com - OFL
download it, live it: New font: NearlyQ – We Saw a Chicken … — https://scruss.com/blog...

#amstrad #dotmatrix #font #NearLetterQuality #nlq #otf #type #typography
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
Congrats, well done!!
scruss pro 4 hours ago
@m3moellering thanks! I sat on this for years (since 2018 or so), overthinking far too many details. How these old printers stored their fonts was utterly bonkers: 8 pins of one pass stored in one place, then 8 pins of the second stored somewhere completely else. There's a one bit field that tells you where to put the additional two pins, depending on whether the character has a descender or not. At least one character has this coded wrongly: semicolon sits on the baseline, not below it. But that's for someone else to fix
ba pro an hour ago
"Make sure to include the four suits!"
--somebody, for some reason
MackReed

O O

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video loop: A roundheaded, bald muppet in a pale blue lab coat (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) repeatedly lifts his glasses revealing his nonexistent eyes to examine something in the foreground
source: https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Interesting fact I learned last week:
Robert Bunsen, for whom the burner and this muppet is named, lost an eye in a lab explosion.

Brings new meaning to this character being eyeless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
MackReed pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick O X
poorusher

Castor

Instax photograph shown side on of a large castor wheel.
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Instax photograph shown side on of a large castor wheel.
Yesterday
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m3moellering Yesterday
I wonder how they get the oil out…
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Is this one of those gum arabic, and architect blue prints?
poorusher Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3

Nope, just instax
https://instax.co.uk/cameras...

But using a slightly beefier camera than the one un the link.
BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
So pretty
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