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thelonius

54th Mile ~ demos ~ ca. 1986 (a Dozen Demos #4)

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My band in 1986. The picture is from our high-water mark: opening for The Golden Palominos at 688, Atlanta's premier alt dive. How did we get this show? The guy who produced this EP cancelled a coke debt for the dude who booked us, I learned years later. If we had it to do over, I'd want to change a lot of stuff, but in 1986 this was how we wanted it, I guess.
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pollo

No. No No No No No.

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dogwelder

I make important things for work

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The school yearbook wants our departments to use album cover recreations for department pictures. I'm working on ours. Some of you will know what I'm making.
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tweedlydo pro 12 hours ago
guess yer just a spud boy
hertz pro 11 hours ago
Sounds like you're not through being cool
spingo pro 11 hours ago
PEEK a BOO
urlnotfound pro 11 hours ago
King of the Moon
gravityninja pro 10 hours ago
Was really hoping for a full body recreation of Nirvana Nevermind
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
@spingo HAWW HAWW HAWW HAWW
dad 7 hours ago
Do Peter Frampton "I'm In You"
dapete 5 hours ago
The eyes have it!
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
Very nice! Seeing them in April. Cannot wait!
minimumsafedistance 25 minutes ago
try to avoid jerkin' back and forth, though.
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LocalStain

Success.

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homerj 15 hours ago
lasagn-yay!
dapete 14 hours ago
Did you pre-boil the noodles? There's a debate about that...
dogwelder pro 12 hours ago
That's a very enchilada-looking lasagna. You must bring me some so I can confirm the contents.
LocalStain pro 2 hours ago
@dapete No pre-cook. We use gluten-free and this is the second time I've made it with these pasta sheets.
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MackReed

how to

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tag yourself I’m 8 having stuck the nozzle of an open bottle of sriracha sauce into my eye

source: https://www.tumblr.com/nemfrog...
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jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
Freddie Mercury's house parties were legendary.
artwells pro 4 hours ago
Dancers in a Lady Gaga tour
ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
If it wasn't for medical progress I wouldn't even have known it could be necessary to splint a butt.
m3moellering an hour ago
@jpoulos ++++
Also, I’m 31. It’s the closest to my ever present back pain that I’m going to get.
minimumsafedistance 23 minutes ago
I can't not hear them all shouting "HUT! HUT! HUT!" like they were the soldier Ghost from the Ghosts UK show.
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artwells

What I saw

Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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joshmillard pro 17 hours ago
staplin' up eyeballs, oh huh hah ho
spingo pro 11 hours ago
@joshmillard *
minimumsafedistance 24 minutes ago
Can we get an American Girl doll Basket Case? Feels underrepresented.
tom

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/chamerio...
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1f2frfbf pro 20 hours ago
Artist's blog: https://www.theartistsloft.com/newslett...
otaman pro 38 minutes ago
wow
LocalStain

🥴

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#housepanther
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drurystephanie 21 hours ago
relatable
MackReed pro 14 hours ago
REDACTED
Lockjaw pro an hour ago
The EpStain Files
MackReed

event horizon

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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thelonius

D&D Core

Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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Flail weapon with the "demon core" as the striking ball.
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B6FA798A3449 pro 13 hours ago
"I can only do this trick once"
joost 10 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 ++
me3dia

rugpull

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animated gif: Porky Pig appears to be falling head over heals against a green sky with light blue clouds. The camera pulls back to reveal a weird guy with a candle on his head is rolling up the "sky," and when the roll runs out, Porky hits the ground.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/ultrakil...
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gschmd

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
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A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow 18 hours ago
TIL and now can't unsee
LocalStain

✊🏼

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#legend, #GOAT
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
I want to believe
ufez pro Yesterday
@ardgedee It's legit. Happened in Stockholm: https://metalinjection.net/editoria...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@ufez Thanks for that! i was afraid that looking it up would only return AI sludge.
crazyunclejoe

SOME ISLAND

Twitter post detailing France's responding to Musk's accusation that the raid on his office was a political attack: "“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France."
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Twitter post detailing France's responding to Musk's accusation that the raid on his office was a political attack: "“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France."
source: https://deanblundell.substack.com/p...
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homerj 22 hours ago
On the one hand, fuck Elon. On the other hand, France doesn't exactly have a clean track record when it comes to this topic...
LocalStain pro 20 hours ago
@homerj C'est l'hôpital qui se moque de la charité.
travis pro 18 hours ago
related:https://mltshp.com/p/1RK5E
travis

SOME CRAZY CREEPS ON AN ISLAND

Mr. X's Web Page (it's Homer Simpson with a black bag and an '?' on it over his head)

Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
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Mr. X's Web Page (it's Homer Simpson with a black bag and an '?' on it over his head)

Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
Season 12 / Episode 6 (20:18)

src: https://frinkiac.com/caption...

related: https://mltshp.com/p/1RK4N
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n0wak

priorities

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csilverman

the far lot

A small asteroid floats in the starry indigo expanse of deep space. Somewhat unusually, the asteroid has a tractor-style seat, a steering wheel, and red taillights. There's no sign of a driver. The front of the asteroid is illuminated with red light, as though catching sunlight from an unseen star. Stenciled on the side of the asteroid, as though it belongs to a fleet, is the number 4 inside a gray circle. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small asteroid floats in the starry indigo expanse of deep space. Somewhat unusually, the asteroid has a tractor-style seat, a steering wheel, and red taillights. There's no sign of a driver. The front of the asteroid is illuminated with red light, as though catching sunlight from an unseen star. Stenciled on the side of the asteroid, as though it belongs to a fleet, is the number 4 inside a gray circle. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Davezilla

What the global elites are feeding us

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ufez pro 21 hours ago
Even more fun when you realize the cat food has far more nutritional value.
idogcow 18 hours ago
magically delicious
m3moellering 17 hours ago
Hehehehehehe
otaman pro 36 minutes ago
One ring to rule them all:
https://mltshp.com/p/1A5BI
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caitlinburke

Our splendid (near) neighbor, Sasha

A gorgeous blue cat crouched on a fence, looking off screen to the right.
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A gorgeous blue cat crouched on a fence, looking off screen to the right.
I think he is my favorite neighborhood cat, but there is some tough competition!
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BMK Yesterday
That is one damn good-looking cat
hassebasse 44 minutes ago
That looks SOO like our Mija, I thought you had been in my neighborhood in Norway!
dapete

It's also really good at Name That Tune

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LocalStain

Currently.

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I’ve been trying to put this lasagna together for a while now and ricotta has been the deciding factor from the word go…

We had two containers in the fridge when I started and I assumed at least one of them was unopened…

🤨

Andrea is grabbing some on her way home so for now it made for a nice mies en place pic.

Cheers.
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Xedrik 19 hours ago
I like that you have a "You are beautiful." sticker ready to go for when the lasagna is all assembled.
LocalStain pro 19 hours ago
@Xedrik They are sorta tucked into every nook and cranny around here. I've been a subscriber since ~2020 minus a few times I dipped out for budgetary reasons. I've usually always got one on my person. Andrea nowadays too!
m3moellering 17 hours ago
@Xedrik I bought those same stickers years ago! I put them on every public restroom that I can.
#guerrila-art-4efah
heyitsal

MetroCards to Make Art

A man stands next to sculptures of animals that are covered in MetroCards.
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A man stands next to sculptures of animals that are covered in MetroCards.
NYT Gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2026...
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tweedlydo pro 12 hours ago
my my metrocard
mrzarquon pro 2 hours ago
@tweedlydo they’re gonna go far!
homerj

Font work, cont...

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Still refining the typeface I'm working on. I figured at some point I likely need to start trying to promote a few of these side projects on social media.

Then I have to decide what to post. Posting self promo art stuff right now seems trite. The world is burning. Why should anyone care about some dumb font? OK, maybe I should say something about what's going on. At least that means...something? Should I spend time trying to be cute/clever? No, that feels like I'm taking advantage of the bad situation. But I can't say nothing? ARGH. OK. I don't like ICE. I'll just keep it simple.

Fucking hell...EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW.

Anyways, back to font making...
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
For what its worth, I say do whatever art, as Vonnegut says, makes your soul grow. Cute and clever is ok. All that is part of what we are trying to protect from evil.
joost Yesterday
Right on.

As in: it's a good cause and it looks very 70s and spiffy.
It's ok to make a living. Put on your oxygen mask and such
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Makes me think of the works of Fernando Botero.
jpk 19 hours ago
It looks great! I dig the beefy letters.
There are some signs on the pedestrian bridges over hwy 55/Hiawatha Ave in Minneapolis that have a typeface similar to this. A lot of ice agents have to look at them as they travel northwards.
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bezt

Would Be As Hot

A Pepper by any other Name: a chart of fresh and dried peppers. Poblano peppers become Ancho if they're picked when red and dried; they're called Mulato if they're picked when they're dark brown and dried. Mirasol peppers are Guajillo when dried. Chilaca peppers are called Pasilla when dried. Jalapenos, when dried and smoked, are called Chipotles if they're picked when green, and Morita if they're picked when dried. Bola peppers are called Cascabel when they're dried.
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A Pepper by any other Name: a chart of fresh and dried peppers. Poblano peppers become Ancho if they're picked when red and dried; they're called Mulato if they're picked when they're dark brown and dried. Mirasol peppers are Guajillo when dried. Chilaca peppers are called Pasilla when dried. Jalapenos, when dried and smoked, are called Chipotles if they're picked when green, and Morita if they're picked when dried. Bola peppers are called Cascabel when they're dried.
source: https://buttondown.com/sarahbec...
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homerj Yesterday
TIL!
WikiAdam Yesterday
*Kurt Cobain voice*
A mulato...
A guajillo...
A morita...
A pasilla...
Yeah!
n0wak Yesterday
today i made rajas con crema (poblano)
spingo pro Yesterday
@WikiAdam *
Panjandrum Yesterday
Chipotles are not simply dried green jalapeños. They are smoked jalapeños
bezt pro Yesterday
@Panjandrum As the blog post mentions, both chipotles and moritas are smoked as part of the drying process. If you must be pedantic, please be thorough.
dapete Yesterday
@bezt "If you must be pedantic, please be thorough." LMAO
asshole 23 hours ago
Everything on the left = gag

Everything on the right = heaven
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LocalStain

 

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m3moellering Yesterday
<sigh> You are so right and it makes me so, so angry.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Gambling is a sin. The people supporting and promoting it are evil.
tweedlydo pro 23 hours ago
every other ad on during the olympics is for drugs
idogcow 18 hours ago
The more TV I watch the more I want to torrent it
muraii pro 15 hours ago
Every *other* third ad was for “AI” and I hate it.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Cinnamon Crow

There was a murder of crows and these, very comfortable together, weathering a dust storm, which preceded rain.
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There was a murder of crows and these, very comfortable together, weathering a dust storm, which preceded rain.
There was a murder of crows and these, very comfortable together, weathering a dust storm, which preceded rain.
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jive_t pro 13 hours ago
A dreamer of pictures
I run in the night
You see us together
Chasing the moonlight
My Cinnamon Crow
tweedlydo pro 12 hours ago
@jive_t ++++++
fisherdah 2 hours ago
Great-tailed grackle. A lady one.
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williwaw

Receiving an email from yet another professional society about investigating scientists & the Epstein files

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screenshot of Huey Duck in a cartoon running around a corner holding an axe larger than he is while yelling, "Try this!"
While I realize that some of these associations with scientists may actually be innocent so some of the "investigating" is warranted, still so fucking angry at the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology for ignoring a problem for years that everyone knew about but was easier to do nothing only now to say jack shit with their stupid press release & town hall "addressing" the issue that I canceled my membership along with lots of other people.

Maybe I can't get my reps in Congress to do what's needed but can affect things on a local level at least.

It's mind blowing just how far spread the rot is and how many seemingly niche communities are being affected by all of this. *screams into pillow*
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samh pro Yesterday
There have been two headlines in the local paper about Jack Horner and the Epstein files in the last two weeks here.
williwaw pro 23 hours ago
@samh *grimly* That's the problem child himself. He's known as Horny Horner for a reason. And there have been so many complaints. Hell, my M.S. advisor wouldn't let me do some of my field research up there and sent another male student instead. At the time I was *furious* though later I learned why. And that was in the mid 2000s! People *knew*.

The attitude that it's so much easier to do nothing instead of address works right up to the moment it becomes a Huge Embarrassing Problem.
samh pro 17 hours ago
Burn the patriarchy
jaybee

Walken by Nealon

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Kevin Nealon makes art: https://kevinnealonart.com/
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homerj Yesterday
Kevin is fucking talented!
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Make up yer mind, are ya walkin or kneelin
BennyTheIcepick pro 22 hours ago
@mcmjolnir
I hope you know when I say “::grroooaann::” that I mean that with the utmost gratitude and respect.
mcmjolnir pro 21 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick been in the dad joke game for eighteen years now, I know it
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dad

A Farewell to Pants

Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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cristin pro 2 days ago
For Whom The Pants Tolls
cristin pro 2 days ago
To Pants or Pants Not?
cristin pro 2 days ago
I'll see myself out
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Pants of Darkness
The Pants and the Pauper
Little Pants on the Prairie
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
At midnight, it becomes Panse Macabre
jordanbrock pro 2 days ago
Pantsocalypse Now
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Pantaloonie!
samh pro 2 days ago
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
foist pro 2 days ago
Goodbye, old pants, I'm leaving Cheyenne.
drurystephanie Yesterday
The two funniest words in the English language are 1. pants 2. wiener
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