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*saluting*
Could also be interpreted as a beef & mustard sandwich flag.
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Seventh grade, South Tahoe Intermediate School. The first year of buffet style lunches and every day I would get french fries, chocolate milk, and an ice cream sandwich.
https://bsky.app/profile...
https://bsky.app/profile...
Blue Bell makes ice cream sandwiches that are very good.
Man it's been years since I had an ice cream sandwich. I miss how the chocolate part would stick to my teeth.
Used to lick the sides until it was concave so when you finally bit down, the vanilla didn't go everywhere. Man, that chocolate part never came off your fingers though, did it?
Full disclosure: I have a box of 24 of these in the chest freezer in the basement.
In middle school I had a chocolate milkshake with lunch every single day. It was glorious
REMOVE ONE COOKIE EDGE FROM TWO SANDWICHES AND MAKE 'EM A DOUBLE STUFF. ALSO THE GREEN MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP C'EST TROIS MAGNIFIQUE!
My favorite food
7-11 used to have an ice cream sandwich dipped in chocolate. The mint chocolate chip ones were *chef's kiss*.
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Aligators all the way down
PHWOAR
That's not a croc, _this_ is a croc.
@bezt However, this is probably ML generated, and it's simulacra all the way down - the legs on the furniture in the background don't quite make sense. AI-ligator, not alligator. This does seem to have happened in 2019, though on a smaller scale. https://www.clickorlando.com/news...
Nothing about that patio furniture looks out of the ordinary to me. Not saying this isn't generated but it looks very much like an unkempt AirBnB would look after a big storm to me.
Lars and the Real Girl
Ideas about the thing and the thing itself
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Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
'The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611), featuring a mesmerising array of geometrical tessellations and radial designs. The patterns are meticulously planned, with each tile cut to fit into the celestial design.'
https://www.threads.com/@bilalcy...
https://www.threads.com/@bilalcy...
Please tell me those fuckers haven't bombed this
I was fortunate enough to visit Iran in 2015. The architecture and mosques of Isfahan were an absolute highlight. I'll dig up some photos to share, it's a spectacular place.
This mosque is very high on my list of places to visit, and each year it gets less and less likely I will be able to...
Tardigrade-esque
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for others squinting at the URL at the bottom of the frame:
https://tinyview.com/mrlovens...
https://tinyview.com/mrlovens...
(and the "secret panel" is at https://tinyview.com/mrlovens... )
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Still from a television public service announcement. A young Bruce Willis appears a bit haggard with the phrase "Don't Do Drugs." below him.
... without bringing enough to share.
Don't just DO drugs. BE drugs.
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A white owl flying above snow,
Photo by Chi Shiyong
A snowy owl glides over the snow-blanketed grasslands at Hadatu Ranch on a cold day in Hulunbuir, Inner Mongolia, China
Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
A snowy owl glides over the snow-blanketed grasslands at Hadatu Ranch on a cold day in Hulunbuir, Inner Mongolia, China
Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
This is how owls looked in the '80s
@bubbalumpkis +++
My first thought too
My first thought too
*Rush intensifies*
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low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
taking photos of people taking photos should not amuse me as much as it does
owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
(per: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNSA )
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
added to flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
(per: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNSA )
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
added to flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
I love this so much
i love doing this. i'm considering doing a photo book of just photos of other people's photos the moment they're being taken.
I love taking photos of people taking photos.
i'm glad it's not just me!
I was at a show in a small venue this winter, and one of the groups had set up a videocamera to film their set. I took a photo of the display, with the band blurry beyond it, and afterward three or four other audience members did the same thing. The first one actually told me it was a great idea.
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[satirical statement from george costanza]
Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song
Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image
Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song
Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image
Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
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Two couples sitting around a small dining table in a sunny apartment. The table is covered with food including French bread and crabs, because this is supposed to be set in San Francisco obviously
2211 Stockton Street, San Francisco.
1 Br. $255/mo
No cheese ball because they blew their their meal budget on fresh crab
1 Br. $255/mo
No cheese ball because they blew their their meal budget on fresh crab
$255 a month for a 1 bedroom. I'm pretty sure it costs more than that in SF to sleep in a cardboard box hidden in a drainpipe now.
That’s about $1440.00 today according to the inflation calculator. Still seems like a bargain for SF
OH SHIT! MARY IS HAVING A FERN PARTY! GRAB THE FERNS AND LETS GO!
@jive_t $1440/mo is a bargain in urban North Carolina, and doesn't come with a waterfront view, floor-to-ceiling windows, or a living area large enough to host a banquet for four people.
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black and white photo: bassist from the life and times, looking downward as he plays. his face is drippin with sweat.
found another one from the set i previously posted about here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1ONGH
https://mltshp.com/p/1H442
the band had their own light set up straight-up blasting right at their faces, so the lighting was super-dramatic. love looking back at these pics.
canon eos 350D | f/1.8 mk ii | ISO 1600
flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
https://mltshp.com/p/1ONGH
https://mltshp.com/p/1H442
the band had their own light set up straight-up blasting right at their faces, so the lighting was super-dramatic. love looking back at these pics.
canon eos 350D | f/1.8 mk ii | ISO 1600
flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
I saw these guys with Cupcake. They were incredible.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I scared the dogs laughing!!
Up in first class.
They're going to be waiting until next Tuesday
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AKA: SNICKERS
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
kyoot!
darling!
I'm melting
Introspective petunia loving pup, what kind is she?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Her mom is a Rat Terrier-ish dog - that's about all we know. Hard to tell about what else is involved. She'll stay pretty small though.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 For size reference, she is standing in a flower pot :)
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I can just barely remember this on the outskirts of my mind. I wonder if this is where my love for sorting came from.
Those came in periodic packets in the mail, yeah? This is unlocking some core memories for sure
Illustrated Wildlife Treasury cards from the 70s. I remember these too. We're all old.
I might still have mine in the house somewhere, I loved reading those things when I was a kid
YES!
Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
@ba, Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker II
Oh wow haven’t thought of these in a minute 🦦
Oh wow, I think we got these for awhile! No idea what happened to them.
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Auto Laundry News: The Voice of the Car Care Industry. https://www.carwashmag.com. Did I import an online template into Indesign just to create a better version of this? hell yeah, i did.
I miss the Trade Journal Cooperative. One of those bowling alley trades was where I learned that scented bowling balls are A Thing.
I know so much about the soda industry in the 80s from the trade mags at the warehouse my dad managed
@B6FA798A3449 me too! I suggested they send out Assets, the trade mag of the National Miniature Donkey Association, and was thrilled when they did.
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Clip of Buster Keaton sitting down in a bus, waving and smiling
https://www.tumblr.com/busterlo...
San Diego, I Love You, 1944
San Diego, I Love You, 1944
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Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
It only took me 45 years to finally get my ass to see these guys, and it was so worth it! I've been a fan since high school, but have never been able to line my schedule up with theirs. Oh, and I even got a smiley face bouncy ball from Booji Boy!
I'm going in June. It will be my first time also.
they fucking brought it
@Fantastik Enjoy! And get as close to the stage as possible. They were tossing out the shredded pieces of their yellow jumpsuits. Missed a chunk by that >< much.
@tweedlydo For a bunch of dudes in their late 70s, they sure did!
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Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster
if you watch this again, i would say it actually holds up. if anything it improved for me, because the lampooning of drunk east coast jackasses become much more prescient to me in my 40s than in my teens. also it's funny when rich people die.
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"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
Is he holding Wink Martindale captive?
[Pulls out Sonic] "Allons-y!"
I think about a version of this joke all the time, and then I don't do anything with it because it's usually bad.
The Time Being is up there with The Gecko.
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Lives in England, made by New Zealanders
"Ten tonnes of chalk has been dropped by an RAF Chinook helicopter on a giant kiwi as part of a major restoration project.
The Bulford Kiwi is set in the chalk on Beacon Hill, above the village of Bulford on Wiltshire's Salisbury Plain.
Constructed in 1919, it was carved by soldiers from the New Zealand Expeditionary Force who were waiting to return home following the end of World War One."
More here https://www.bbc.com/news...
Bigness not confirmed, however I have seen pictures of the NZ Expeditionary Force https://www.awm.gov.au/collecti... and I therefore have no need to question the validity.
"Ten tonnes of chalk has been dropped by an RAF Chinook helicopter on a giant kiwi as part of a major restoration project.
The Bulford Kiwi is set in the chalk on Beacon Hill, above the village of Bulford on Wiltshire's Salisbury Plain.
Constructed in 1919, it was carved by soldiers from the New Zealand Expeditionary Force who were waiting to return home following the end of World War One."
More here https://www.bbc.com/news...
Bigness not confirmed, however I have seen pictures of the NZ Expeditionary Force https://www.awm.gov.au/collecti... and I therefore have no need to question the validity.
Bringing the chalk in by Chinook. hmm
10 tonnes of chalk dropped and about 7 tonnes blown away.
10 tonnes of chalk dropped and about 7 tonnes blown away.