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Sam in sun
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Pic of a very good boy.
Sam wouldn't eat any dinner, which is not normal and would not go out for a last wee before I went to bed.
He had been whining at me a bit more than usual but I could not find a way to make him happy.
He is getting on and we are naive regarding pets aging. I really thought he was going to pass away over night.
Mrs roonie is away and I had to contemplate telling her over the phone what had happened.
I had to brace myself this morning when I woke up. It was so quiet.
When I found He was not only alive but seemingly quite happy, I cried.
He had been whining at me a bit more than usual but I could not find a way to make him happy.
He is getting on and we are naive regarding pets aging. I really thought he was going to pass away over night.
Mrs roonie is away and I had to contemplate telling her over the phone what had happened.
I had to brace myself this morning when I woke up. It was so quiet.
When I found He was not only alive but seemingly quite happy, I cried.
that childhood yearning for a unified quantitative framework
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a light colored cat sits at a counter top with a tiny laptop in front of it. across the top is the text “ever since she was a kitten she has wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights”
Heehee
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Windscribe VPN's login verification step.
Never change Windscribe.
Never change Windscribe.
It HAS been a while since we've seen Sir Dikkus Buttocks.
Powderhorn Park
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A photograph from the southeast part of Powderhorn Park in Minneapolis. The foreground is all green grass. The middleground features two trees on either side of the frame. The background has many more smaller trees and a bit of the lake showing through them.
Its been a very weird time and I've been in a funk the last couple months processing the trauma of the ice surge here, the state of our country, the ever-closer end of my current job, the need to find a new one and some personal stuff.
But this morning, sitting in the park, things felt good and I liked it so I took a picture.
But this morning, sitting in the park, things felt good and I liked it so I took a picture.
No
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Max
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Pic of a nature lover.
He loves to bring nature indoors. Usually when it is dead and he has finished playing with it.
He loves to bring nature indoors. Usually when it is dead and he has finished playing with it.
Maxie Taxi.
Big Goober.
Big Goober.
Oooooh big old cutie pie goober.
nothing personal
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An assembly line in a drab gray room. Yellow spheres sit on a conveyor belt. Below the conveyor belt are various wires and machinery. Above the conveyor belt are robotic arms that spray red paint and draw eyebrows and frowns on the spheres, transforming them into the "angry" emoji one sees on Facebook. Above, a figure wearing a suit and tie observes from a glowing green window. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Social Media (aka The Outrage Machine)
how I work
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family at a vintage computer with a man juggling odd objects behind them
there is no better way
We’re going to ignore that guy in the peripheral?
always looking like a peacock, but feeling the flames on the side of my face
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I live at 2
I'll Curry favor with #1.
No Body better than #9.
I’ll be lee ving now…
I’ll be lee ving now…
friday
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boy playing air guitar
Elvis Costello did not own a guitar until he was 14 years old.
thanks (?) ba
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A very tired looking woman holds up a copy of the book Infinite Jeffs. It has a cover like The Infinite Jest only all the words on it are "Jeff"
I had to explain to the woman at the post office what The Infinite Jest was and why I was laughing so hard.
Next on the shelf: Gravity’s Rambo
this is amazing. i am cacking.
also, obligatory "the cringing of lot 49" or "finnegans wanks" or something like that
also, obligatory "the cringing of lot 49" or "finnegans wanks" or something like that
I was actually thinking of Finnegan's Waaaaaaah
What I saw
"We've arrived in Nepaaaal"
Never change, Oz.
Wanton Destruction Of CBS Property
dress for the job you want
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Feral Child from Mad Max wearing shoulder pads on a motorcycle
Mrs. Walker
Nah, you ain't been slack.
One of my favorite characters in all of filmdom.
from matt groenig's "student's guide" for apple, 1989
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square page from a 1989 "students guide" published by apple, featuring illustrations by matt groenig. across the top in green block letters reads "THE PROCRASTINATOR". below that, a bear-like creature sits back in a chair with its feet up on a desk. its speech bubble reads "paper's due at 8am... but first i must alphabetize my albums, refold my socks, and step out for nourishing pizza." below that is the caption: "traits: never makes decisions (except in restaurants)" and "warning" this will work for only so many decades"
a page from this came up somewhere in social media hell earlier today. i had forgotten it existed.
also, it me, i am the procrastinator, and i can absolutely put off that report for another week, i just gotta get through this wikipedia article
more info / scans of other pages:
https://flashbak.com/matt-gro...
https://www.openculture.com/2014...
also, it me, i am the procrastinator, and i can absolutely put off that report for another week, i just gotta get through this wikipedia article
more info / scans of other pages:
https://flashbak.com/matt-gro...
https://www.openculture.com/2014...
I am also the https://mltshp.com/p/1RDA8
rightsizing technical staffing
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sacrificial ritual scene from Logan's Run
not "like" like, but yeah like
Man, we be vibing...
you goddamn kids don't understand
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woman at a huge card catalog
she in that help me obi wan position
Just think: there used to be an entire industry devoted to building these specific types of card catalog drawer cabinets. Kinda makes you wonder if there are abandoned factories with all the necessary tools in place to build more.
@dreyfusslugado There was a period around 2000-2005 when I was still renting when lots of these (and Globe Wernicke glass-fronted legal bookshelves) were available on eBay, too.
Every time I reach orgasm, it’s like an agonizing game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Cheat Sheet
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I had wondered in his previous videos why Van Neistat had a bunch of hand-written words taped to his typewriter. Turns out he's a bad speller, which I strongly relate to. I randomly assigned 2026 as the Year I Improve My Spelling, perhaps a somewhat useless skill in this day and age, but I'm trying none the less.
I have a few words that catch me and I've taken to sounding them out as they are spelled, not as they normally sound.
E.g. "fry-end" is friend.
E.g. "fry-end" is friend.
How Italians Do It
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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A man and a woman are naked in a tub. The man is balding and is covered in cooked spaghetti. The woman is standing, holding fistfulls of spaghetti to her breasts and has her head thrown back in ecstasy. A bottle of chianti rests at one side of the tub, while a glass of wine and several links of uncooked Italian sausage lay on the other.
I just noticed the can of Kraft grated cheese
That's usin' your noodle!
New Food Safety Guidelines just dropped.
New Whip
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Haven't mained an M in ~10+ years, or any rangefinder since COVID. I felt it was time to right that wrong.
edit: Base line M10 in can you're asking
edit: Base line M10 in can you're asking
Oh my camera Deities, it has an umlaut. Will the cat let you use their camera?
Cat bats it off the table in 3 … 2 …
In all seriousness, this looks dröölworthy.
In all seriousness, this looks dröölworthy.
*drooling intensifies*
mshltp
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Sorry for the horrible clipping masks doing this in between things on a call
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPM7
Sorry for the horrible clipping masks doing this in between things on a call
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weekend plans
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FFS, this is not Japan, you putz.
President bootlicker does the senile thing again.
Remember when we thought "Fuckface Von Clownstick" was more funny than literally true?
But now here we are.
But now here we are.
Red Columbine: A flower for Mom
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Photo of Red Columbine flowers in a messy native plant garden
So, my mom died a couple of weeks ago. Partly why I have been even less active here than usual. But one thing I started doing was posting on Facebook photos of the native plants in my garden as a memorial. She really loved gardening, and it just so happens I started to get into native plant gardening a couple of years ago. Anyway, here's some Red Columbine. I'll try and post some more from the garden to keep up some activity here.
source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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That's a lovely tribute. I'm sorry for your loss.
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
Moscow before dawn
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Orbital view of city lights, and the curve of blue and white of the approaching dawn
Photo by NASA https://flic.kr/p/2scsbMN
I read somewhere that just looking at the experiment, changes the outcome.
Ukrainian drone view
