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Comic illustration of a cigarette smoking David Lynch holding a cup of coffee and a Dale Cooper figurine over a town scene with the RR Diner diner, chairs from the Black Lodge, mountains, trees, and a logging truck, referencing Twin Peaks.
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Comic illustration of a cigarette smoking David Lynch holding a cup of coffee and a Dale Cooper figurine over a town scene with the RR Diner diner, chairs from the Black Lodge, mountains, trees, and a logging truck, referencing Twin Peaks.
Can't find the original artist, but traced it to here : https://brothertedd.com/post...
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LocalStain

 

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0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Same with religion, only there isn't even a stripper.
poorusher

Sundial which shows time digitally

Photo of sundial that displays time digitally.
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Photo of sundial that displays time digitally.
More links at source:
https://mastodon.art/@martinu...
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Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
I love the comments at the source!
joshmillard

knit Menger sponge

The finished sponge sitting my open hand, viewed from a corner; a red, orange, and yellow face are each visible, with central cavities in shadow where the connecting tunnels recede into the center of the shape. It’s about four inches on a side and at least roughly cubic.
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The finished sponge sitting my open hand, viewed from a corner; a red, orange, and yellow face are each visible, with central cavities in shadow where the connecting tunnels recede into the center of the shape. It’s about four inches on a side and at least roughly cubic.
To the surprise of absolutely no one. Done over 12/31 and 1/1; full build thread here: https://mastodon.social/@joshmil...

A million little problems with it but it went according to overall plan and that's pretty delightful. There will likely be a larger, more carefully executed version at some point with more squared-offness to it, but doing a proof of concept where I didn't slow myself down by worrying about tidiness felt really valuable.
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samh pro 5 hours ago
You are committed to the bit. And I love it.
MackReed pro 3 hours ago
One of my most cherished aphorisms:

Perfect is the enemy of done.
JonGerlach pro 2 hours ago
You are really something
LocalStain

📯

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4 hours ago
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ba pro 3 hours ago
"honk"
jive_t pro 2 hours ago
honking louder than a goose
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
🎺🎺
jessamyn

HNY

Me in a jacket with a hood pulled over my head. It has that sort of fake fur around the edges and the fake fur is being blown back. I'm wearing a brown wool scarf. I have very rosy cheeks and something approximating a smile. I am outside. It's sunny and the sky is a bright blue.
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Me in a jacket with a hood pulled over my head. It has that sort of fake fur around the edges and the fake fur is being blown back. I'm wearing a brown wool scarf. I have very rosy cheeks and something approximating a smile. I am outside. It's sunny and the sky is a bright blue.
Was heckin' windy out today. Got a nearly two mile walk in today despite the several inches of snow last night. Did a pleasant NYE with neighbors, last night, learned a new card game, ate some delicious food. Was home by 10, and in bed by 11:30. Grateful for you nerds.
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joshmillard pro 21 hours ago
Happy new year, friend.
Xedrik 20 hours ago
What was the new card game? HNY!
williwaw pro 20 hours ago
you look fantastic, what a great selfie!!!

Grateful for you!
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
That’s proper winter gear, looks like a nice day for a walk.
jessamyn pro 17 hours ago
@Xedrik It's called Five Crowns. Sort of a rummy variant. Longer than I might prefer but otherwise a good time and I'd play it again.
poorusher 17 hours ago
AH SUPER! Also jealous of the parka I'm trying to get a new one at some point
m3moellering 8 hours ago
HNY!
ba pro 7 hours ago
HNY!
ftrain pro 4 hours ago
Happy New Year, Jessamyn!
jessamyn pro 3 hours ago
@poorusher This one was some fancyish brand but it was in the thrift store because the zipper broke. I traded zipper repair for some computer help and pew pew.
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
@jessamyn I love Five Crowns! It's the only game my dad will play.
roonie pro 11 minutes ago
@jessamyn everything about that statement is excellent! HNY!
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MackReed

escheriana

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LocalStain

We're #1!

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owl Yesterday
Noah, your dad is right and you should just accept the shame and shortsightedness.
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@owl 💯
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
“Second place is also you for that stupid hat”
owl 18 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Noah is young so we should have a little grace in that regard. But yeah, real bad.
samh pro 5 hours ago
In my town we say "all hat and no cattle."
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mare

Double scoop

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I’m dog sitting Jackson for 6 months. He’s actually a cat and licks his paws all the time, especially with the salted sidewalks. He cleans them so thoroughly, with his teeth, that he sometimes makes wounds. Those then need more cleaning and gnawing. And then, sigh, it’s cone time again…

He doesn’t mind wearing it but it feels kinda like a punishment. On this last day of the year I decided to be a true ally and also wear the cone of shame.
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
I have advocated for years that we call it the Cone of Bravery. Road salt burns widdle paws!
homerj Yesterday
We had a bout of paw-licking with our pooch. Turned out to be allergies. He now gets shots regularly which has helped immensely.
joost Yesterday
Ha, that's hilarious. And also very kind
vosechu pro Yesterday
We saw a pup yesterday wearing a surgery onesie! It was adorable and seemed pretty effective, but I can’t imagine how potty time worked.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Cones never worked for our pup, so we found an inflatable donut that would bounce off of obstacles but keep her from licking wounds.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
AKA the Donut of Indignity
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
... just needs a tophat
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LocalStain

And despair...

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jessamyn pro 3 hours ago
I feel compelled to mention this guy...

https://www.sevendaysvt.com/arts-cul...
snarkout

Into 2026 like

A pen-and-ink illustration; against a sky with two suns, a bikini-ed Princess Leia, holding a blaster, rides an ornately tacked lizard creature.
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A pen-and-ink illustration; against a sky with two suns, a bikini-ed Princess Leia, holding a blaster, rides an ornately tacked lizard creature.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Esteban Morato, for Topps Star Wars Galaxy set, 1993"
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intervalometer

Yes!

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19 hours ago
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MackReed pro 3 hours ago
“Sins, hahaha YES!”
Argie

What is the porpoise of all this?

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I've spent some time this week scanning old photos and loading them to Flickr. I thought I'd share this one of my Dutch stepmother feeding a dolphin at the Jack Evans' Pet Porpoise Pool, or Dolphin Oceanarium, at the Snapper Rocks Sea Baths in Coolangatta, Queensland in 1965. (Queenslanders on here likely know of this spot.)

She's 20 years old in this picture. This is less than 1 year away from meeting my widowed father who, a year later, gave her a 2 year old (me) as a wedding gift. We haven't always had the best relationship but she's mellowed in her older years and we're pretty cool now. She turned 80 last November, so I'm preparing myself, however she's pretty active and astute so I think she'll likely outlive me!
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tweedlydo pro 17 hours ago
worth a thousand words!
BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
@tweedlydo
Yes but all thousand of them are just “AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH”
samh pro 5 hours ago
At first glance, prior to reading your wonderful caption I thought this was Taylor Swift.
jessamyn pro 3 hours ago
Awww, what a nice pic and a story.
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O_C

Hizzoner

Photograph of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani being sworn in as Mayor of New York City by New York State Attorney General Letitia James as Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji looks on. The ceremony is taking place in the abandoned City Hall subway station.
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Photograph of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani being sworn in as Mayor of New York City by New York State Attorney General Letitia James as Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji looks on. The ceremony is taking place in the abandoned City Hall subway station.
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snarkout

7 a.m. (New Year's Morning)

Photograph from a height looking down on a wide, mostly empty street, with a couple in black walking together and a bicyclist in white with a large basket strapped to his back
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Photograph from a height looking down on a wide, mostly empty street, with a couple in black walking together and a bicyclist in white with a large basket strapped to his back
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László Moholy-Nagy (c. 1930) #photography
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LocalStain

Did you hear that Pavlov had great hair..?

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shfitz

Post New Year's Plunge

2 middle aged men in a crowd of people, all of whom are bundled up against cold weather cold. It is a bright, clear, winter day on the beach. One of the men wears a blue cap that says "Coney Island Polar Bear Club"
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2 middle aged men in a crowd of people, all of whom are bundled up against cold weather cold. It is a bright, clear, winter day on the beach. One of the men wears a blue cap that says "Coney Island Polar Bear Club"
Went to the Coney Island Polar Bear Plunge with my friend Howard again this year. Much colder than the last few years we've gone — mid 20s and super windy. Took a long time for my toes to wake back up, but still hella fun.

A CBS reporter interviewed me just before I went in and after I came out. Pretty sure I was speaking in tongues as I tried to dry off so I don't expect any airtime.
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MackReed pro 20 hours ago
You’re a braver man than I am.

I mean, insaner.
shfitz pro 5 hours ago
@MackReed definitely colder.
samh pro 5 hours ago
Woo hoo! I
m3moellering

Titled as found.

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The words “New Year, New Ewe” are separated (top to bottom) by a drawing of a white, wooly sheep giving birth. The baby lamb is just poking out of the vaginal opening with its head and front legs visible. The lamb is wearing a blue and yellow striped party hat and seemed to be blowing on a noise-maker.
Happy New Year to this beloved collection of kindred spirits. I send much love from this cranky, curmudgenous soul to wherever you are in the world.
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m3moellering Yesterday
NSFW because of sheep’s hood-haw/fanny.
hertz pro 23 hours ago
Ace Ventura intensifies
tweedlydo pro 23 hours ago
illustrated sheep hoo-ha is the best thing of 2026 so far
sjwallin80

Happy 2026! 🎉

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dapete

2026

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homerj 23 hours ago
same as the old thing
n0wak

Crime Zone

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jive_t pro 2 hours ago
Sherilyn Fenn, you say?
macmanx

Good Night!

A bay at night, surrounded by lit buildings.
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A bay at night, surrounded by lit buildings.
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snarkout

Your scientists were so preoccupied with "how"

Screenshot:

"You come right over here and explain why they are having another year"

Dorothy Parker
Telegram to Robert Benchley
31st December 1929
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"You come right over here and explain why they are having another year"

Dorothy Parker
Telegram to Robert Benchley
31st December 1929
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misslivie

Pine

A piece of white paper sitting horizontally with rows of purple ink vertically as the background. There's a big sunflower painted in the middle with collaged dots of greens around it. In front is a painting of a red chicken staring head on at the viewer with a light green outline behind her. On each side is collaged block printed flowers and a chicken footprint on each side.
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A piece of white paper sitting horizontally with rows of purple ink vertically as the background. There's a big sunflower painted in the middle with collaged dots of greens around it. In front is a painting of a red chicken staring head on at the viewer with a light green outline behind her. On each side is collaged block printed flowers and a chicken footprint on each side.
I had painted Pine before she died earlier this year because a photo Trey took of her was utterly ridiculous and it needed to exist in another medium. I knew I needed to turn it into something to honor her but wasn't sure what. Took awhile for me to figure out if it was done and..it is.

If one cares about such things, I talk a little about my process re collage: https://pencilbooth.com/posts...
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MackReed

01-01-26

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dogwelder pro Yesterday
Always.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Same as it ever was
ardgedee pro Yesterday
[astronaut with gun.jpg]
foist pro Yesterday
Better luck next year.
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dogwelder

Lesbians in the laboratory

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"...new experiments suggest their fate is sealed at birth!"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 8 hours ago
The other children’s books in the series include
Gays in the Garden
Bis in the Belfry
Straights in the Solarium
m3moellering 8 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick +++
williwaw

so I shouted, "Happy new year, losers!"

image of the viewpoint of a person driving down an empty road in an empty flat plain surrounded by mountains with the view from the rear view mirror visible at the top; the rear view mirror view is of a vast fire with the text "2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025" while the text of 2026 is visible just above the road the view is going down
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image of the viewpoint of a person driving down an empty road in an empty flat plain surrounded by mountains with the view from the rear view mirror visible at the top; the rear view mirror view is of a vast fire with the text "2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025" while the text of 2026 is visible just above the road the view is going down
title stolen from the one and only Herzog
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guyver3

Gringo taco night

3 gringo style tacos
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3 gringo style tacos
3 gringo style tacos
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shitleopard 17 hours ago
¿JFC, IS THAT BBQ SAUCE?
guyver3 pro 16 hours ago
@shitleopard no? I use Speedy's sauces, just had 2 bottles on hand - https://speedyshotsauce.com/
dapete 16 hours ago
Don't sleep on the Costco street taco kit made with their left-over chicken. VERY easy dinner for 4
snarkout

A roar of disgust

Six black-and-white stills of Werner Herzog talking in front of a microphone, gesturing broadly:

There were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium like this one about how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere. And I just couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed the mic and said No! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting. There was a roar of disgust against me so I shouted—Happy New Year losers!
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Six black-and-white stills of Werner Herzog talking in front of a microphone, gesturing broadly:

There were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium like this one about how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere. And I just couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed the mic and said No! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting. There was a roar of disgust against me so I shouted—Happy New Year losers!
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

May Werner Herzog never call you a loser. Happy New Year, Mltshp!
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csilverman

in with the new

Deep space. In the immediate foreground, on the left, is a red, rocky planet with visible craters, a white glow on the horizon. Still close but farther back is a blue-green planet with a rough surface texture and a few slight lines. Streaking between them is a rocket ship that looks like little more than a red bullet with a blazing white glow and rainbow-ish contrails that start yellow and trail off into blue. The rocket is headed towards a purplish nebula region. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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Deep space. In the immediate foreground, on the left, is a red, rocky planet with visible craters, a white glow on the horizon. Still close but farther back is a blue-green planet with a rough surface texture and a few slight lines. Streaking between them is a rocket ship that looks like little more than a red bullet with a blazing white glow and rainbow-ish contrails that start yellow and trail off into blue. The rocket is headed towards a purplish nebula region. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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