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RCA Victor
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an old record album. The center label is red and blank. The album has a very fancy spiderwebby pattern and also says RCA Victor around the center
Did not buy but I sure did stare at it a while.
wjcstp
I have a couple of those in my pile of 78s, I don’t know why some songs were released as a single side but they’re really neat.
new response to campaign texts
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text exchange where someone tells me "text stop to quit"
I respond with legalese jargon
"By sending me any more texts, you agree on behalf of your employer/campaign/pac to pay me a sum of $1500 per text and to release me from all obligations, confidentiality agreements, non-disclosure agreements, acceptable use policies, terms-of-service, and waivers arising from payment. You further represent that you have the authority to pay me $1500 per text on behalf of your employer/campaign/pac and release me from any obligations."
I respond with legalese jargon
"By sending me any more texts, you agree on behalf of your employer/campaign/pac to pay me a sum of $1500 per text and to release me from all obligations, confidentiality agreements, non-disclosure agreements, acceptable use policies, terms-of-service, and waivers arising from payment. You further represent that you have the authority to pay me $1500 per text on behalf of your employer/campaign/pac and release me from any obligations."
so tired of campaigns texting me from one number then another and having to whackamole for each number they send from.
Now if they send again, I'll send them a $1500 bill and a copy of the original text. Note, they can't even reply "you are unsubscribed" without incurring a $1500 charge.
About as enforceable as a clickwrap agreement. I stole some of the wording from cory doctorow's signature file.
So far, has been effective, but we'll see what happens when I have to send a bill.
Now if they send again, I'll send them a $1500 bill and a copy of the original text. Note, they can't even reply "you are unsubscribed" without incurring a $1500 charge.
About as enforceable as a clickwrap agreement. I stole some of the wording from cory doctorow's signature file.
So far, has been effective, but we'll see what happens when I have to send a bill.
sitrep
Size of a barn
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A man wearing magnifiers, holding a power tool, looks into a miniature barn.
Man working on miniature barn, Shelburne, VT, 2004
From Sage Sohier's _Perfectible Worlds_ - the rest of the book is definitely worth exploring: https://sagesohier.com/perfecti...
source: https://sagesohier.com/perfecti...
From Sage Sohier's _Perfectible Worlds_ - the rest of the book is definitely worth exploring: https://sagesohier.com/perfecti...
source: https://sagesohier.com/perfecti...
What is this? A barn for ANTS?!
@dreyfusslugado What else would you have on your ant farm?
He's mine now, Arbuckle.
CAT FUD Van
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A white van with elements of The Far Side comic "Cat Fud" on the back.
for @otaman re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RWG4
YOU WIN
let me make you something cute
into the weekend
r u d 1?
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source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
hank the crank
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source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Terminal Gonzolitis
I am in the 1991 Hofstra U. senior yearbook as Juan C. Valdez, with a degree in Agriculture. I wasn't a senior. There is no agriculture department. I just gambled that no one involved was actually checking and showed up in a suit. Regardless, I still make the finest coffee available in my kitchen every morning according to the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia.
He would have fit in with my lunch crowd.
They don't write them like this these days.
today's special
Hi, I'm a Pink Barbie Pig
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Soft pink creature walks along ocean floor
Pink Barbie Pig, a new type of sea cucumber.
https://mastodon.social/@appassi...
https://mastodon.social/@appassi...
I'm gonna keep on dancin' at the
Segrada FamiLEGO
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LEGO model of Barcelona's Segrada Familia cathedral
It's a little Gaudí for my tastes.
(sí, ja sé que no es pronuncia així.)
(sí, ja sé que no es pronuncia així.)
@bezt well-played!
@bezt +++
In The Weirdly Lit Room
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Regular faucet glamorized by weird blue light in a waiting area, and my phone camera's inability to read it. Purple and blue metal.
Selfie in a faucet, in a strangely lit waiting area, while at the eye surgeon's place today. Finding out they want $13,000 for multifocal lenses. Shocker.
#photography #DayleRecord
#photography #DayleRecord
Well, I’m shocked. 13k for eyeglasses? Wtf?
Zelenskyy enters the U.N.
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Photo of Ukrainian President Zelenskyy entering the UN headquarters with two body guards. He is turning a corner so the side of his face is illuminated while the other faces are in shadow. Coincidentally the colors of the walls are blue and yellow like the Ukrainian flag. He looks extremely serious and careworn.
this shot looks so darkly cinematic that my brain just keeps waiting for a DIRECTED BY DAVID LYNCH to materialize over it
@nikkuneko right?! Like, it's so cinematic that if it was in a movie they might edit it out for being too on the nose.
4 more bad opinion tweeters
i might have made a salt error
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I SEE NO FLAWS.
You could take a page from the Jimmy Carter playbook and steadily work towards SALT II
blessed be the taste is fine. ?guess what imma take to the potluck tomorrow.
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It's Decorative Gourd Season, Mltshp Friends
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an illustrated chart of several winter squashes: Butternut, Acorn, Red Kuri, Kabocha, Sweet Dumpling, Koginut, Delicata, Spaghetti, Hubbard, Autumn Frost, Turban, Carnival, Buttercup, Honeynut, Banana
I could have used this two days ago, when I was expecting something like a honeynut or buttenut, but it was a spaghetti!
Red kuri is our go-to for all things squash. Favorite flavor out of all of them by a mile.
I like butternut, and those big Castillas, you can buy in sections.
Wood's had it good for too long
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Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read
Defeating Wood
Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved
Gary Arkanasse
Defeating Wood
Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved
Gary Arkanasse
Doing the things a lawnmower can
PDX - I am in you
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My daughter's 30th birthday came up and we are doing a family trip to places.
Today and tomorrow it's Portland. I like this one pizza place and we got it for dinner tonight. I haven't found anything quite like it in Kansas City. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
Today and tomorrow it's Portland. I like this one pizza place and we got it for dinner tonight. I haven't found anything quite like it in Kansas City. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
happy to contribute advice or a beer!
Of course it's when I'm out of town
Just in time for the I5 closure! - Hope you don't need to drive anywhere; but Happy Birthday to your daughter
Don Rickles
👋🏼
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We saw #JRAD tear up the MGM in Boston last night. First night of 4 for my birthday run. We pick up again next week in Madison, WI after Andrea and I spend a few days driving around in southern Wisco seeing the sights and spending some time with friends. Then Chicago and Grand Rapids to close it out.
Stay tuned for more from the road.
Stay tuned for more from the road.
Looking forward to your The House On The Rock photos from Spring Green, WI!
Joro web rainbow.
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A spider web glows in prismatic colors in an early fall sunset. It is framed by the columns of my porch, and set against the dark background of my neighbor's junipers.
I have news of an elderly relative reaching the end of her life. 97 years is a life to celebrate, yet every sunset is a passing moment to be considered. So it goes.
I have news of an elderly relative reaching the end of her life. 97 years is a life to celebrate, yet every sunset is a passing moment to be considered. So it goes.
Summer quietly slips away here in NEGA, and the joro spiders weave the fall light into fantastic displays. Unless you see them in person, the golden color of their silk is hard to capture.
Ah yes, spider webs. The harbinger of autumn
Brush Removal Crew
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A herd of goats in my back yard.
When we bought our house in 2012, the backyard was full shade.
Right behind the house is a steep hillside, which had three tall hemlock trees and a few other evergreens - all in various stages of dying. Once those were removed, the sudden full sun exposure caused an explosion of weeds. It's too steep/rocky to just keep mowed. I've tried various methods to keep it looking somewhat managed, including something that looks like a hedge trimmer on a long pole, and at other times ignoring the problem. Ignoring at least brought some now large-ish self-seeded redbud trees, but the rest of the slope continued to be a mix of thorns, tall weeds, invasives, and poison ivy. It also has a bad tendency to look fine, and then go completely out of control in a matter of days.
I got a few prices over the years for brush removal, most wanted a lot of money to cut it all down or spray everything. Then I found out we had a local company that used goats for brush removal. Much to my surprise, our otherwise fairly restrictive village has nothing against temporarily keeping livestock right in town. The price was almost half what anyone else wanted to do the job - and we get a yard full of goats!
The crew of 22 has been hard at work since yesterday evening, and there is nothing leafy remaining within six feet of the ground. They don't seem to be interested in the black raspberry canes themselves, but most everything else is gone. What is left looks a lot more managed, and will easily be removed with the tools I have. I think we'll have these guys back early next summer when everything explodes again.
At some point we should figure out what to plant back there to keep the weeds under control.
Right behind the house is a steep hillside, which had three tall hemlock trees and a few other evergreens - all in various stages of dying. Once those were removed, the sudden full sun exposure caused an explosion of weeds. It's too steep/rocky to just keep mowed. I've tried various methods to keep it looking somewhat managed, including something that looks like a hedge trimmer on a long pole, and at other times ignoring the problem. Ignoring at least brought some now large-ish self-seeded redbud trees, but the rest of the slope continued to be a mix of thorns, tall weeds, invasives, and poison ivy. It also has a bad tendency to look fine, and then go completely out of control in a matter of days.
I got a few prices over the years for brush removal, most wanted a lot of money to cut it all down or spray everything. Then I found out we had a local company that used goats for brush removal. Much to my surprise, our otherwise fairly restrictive village has nothing against temporarily keeping livestock right in town. The price was almost half what anyone else wanted to do the job - and we get a yard full of goats!
The crew of 22 has been hard at work since yesterday evening, and there is nothing leafy remaining within six feet of the ground. They don't seem to be interested in the black raspberry canes themselves, but most everything else is gone. What is left looks a lot more managed, and will easily be removed with the tools I have. I think we'll have these guys back early next summer when everything explodes again.
At some point we should figure out what to plant back there to keep the weeds under control.
Assuming they are taken care of they have a pretty good life, from one big buffet to another, lots of variety.
@dad They are definitely well cared for, all of them have names. She predicted they would be super excited by the low branches of our bald cypress tree since they've not seen one before, and sure enough, that was the first thing gone.
I have seen crews of hired out goats at job sites I've worked at in the past. They're super fun to have around. That's awesome you get them in your yard!
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a Canadian accolade higher than the Polaris
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Angine de MOOtrine Adult/Youth/Kids T-shirt: a black t-shirt with two polka-dotted cows dressed at the Angine de Poitrine aliens
Cows is an Atlantic Canada ice cream chain. It's very good. Their parody t-shirts have been a thing for a while now.
source: https://cows.ca/products...
source: https://cows.ca/products...
I could go for some Angine de Poutine...