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My Infowars T
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A t-shirt with a rainbow colored Infowars logo with the letter "o" stylized as The Onion's onion logo.
I bought this from The Onion to celebrate the relaunch of the new and improved Infowars.
mcmjolnir
Bought one of the hats right away
Back on my bullshit II
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A plastic basket that says "ICE WHISTLES" with plastic bags of pamphlets and whistles, mounted to a tree. A tiny kodama peaks from a knot hole
Designed and printed a box for the whistle kits. Put it on a tree out front.
Find the kodama
Find the kodama
Fact
Researching tall tripods
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A presenting male (shirtless) photographed from up high in a living room. We can see a ceiling fan.
🎶 The chances of anything coming from Mars / was a million to one, they said 🎶
French criminologist Alphonse Bertillon pioneered the "God's-eye view" (or overhead) crime scene photograph in the early 1900s. By mounting his camera on an exceptionally tall custom tripod, he was able to document rooms from directly above, providing a permanent, objective layout of furniture and victims without disturbing the floor.
Ava turns 10.
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A tan dog with black ears sits alertly on a towel, watching the lawn from a corner of a porch under sodium vapor light. What is she thinking? Dog thoughts.
We celebrated quietly, watching the wildlife in the sticky dusk. She's deaf as a post and has torn her ACL on one back leg, but for watching the armadillos and sprites cavort on the verge, neither is really necessary.
Wilbur says: Gender is a Social Construct
conservative gender politics
PENIS FLATTENING DEVICE
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ap article on The Onion's planned relaunch of the Infowars site.
"I'm looking forward to the relaunch of Infowars" is not a thing I thought I'd ever think, but here we are.
https://apnews.com/article... (via https://bsky.app/profile...)
https://apnews.com/article... (via https://bsky.app/profile...)
Side debate: Is it Bozo the Clowns or Bozos the Clown? (Or Bezos the clown)
The group name of Bozos is a "Senate of Bozos"
B0z0p0lis$
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three gentlemen in motorcycle gang vests emblazoned with the words BORN TO RIDE DONALD J. TRUMP
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
your prehensile tail is so lovely
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When someone compliments you and you don't know how to act
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
3 Pics of an oppossum, being given a rose. The oppossum starts eating it.
source: https://troet.cafe/@b_rain...
As a "person of size", I was utterly flummoxed by someone driving by as I was walking, yelling out their car window "I LOVE YOUR BELLY!"
I literally did not know what to do with that information.
I literally did not know what to do with that information.
Belly Dancer Latifa - Arabesque / Mystique Dance Company 2002 - Promo Tape
My safe space
"bitch treacle"
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a young william shatner saying something
I would not!
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That looks painful.
just because you could, etc., etc.
LATFH
Theft-proof bike? Nobody would want that.
Mood
Caution
3D printing my own sandals/zori
What I saw
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Improving Memory for Dummies book, twisted and open page down one the sidewalk
So that’s where I left it!
#ffu
Clarence
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A lovely bright duck photographed upside down reflected in water.
0h 0h 0h upside down duck.
¡ʞɔnp
into Thursday like
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Guy Smiley busting through a wall
(obligatory) Lemon, it’s Wednesday
@MackReed ha! I just found a few minutes before seeing your comment.
I guess that's part of retirement
I guess that's part of retirement
@artwells Same. it’s one long Saturday afternoon filled with a rich blend of things you set up for yourself to do and crushing anxiety.
try and stop me
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Comic panel: man in blue suit yanks a book away from a crying woman in a green dress, exclaiming, “YOU CAN’T EAT BOOKS!”
An enormous “R-RIP!” sound effect also appears.
An enormous “R-RIP!” sound effect also appears.
All shall love me and despair
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The tennis player Naomi Osaka holding her racquet, arms raised, in front of a net. She's wearing an elaborate all-white embroidered dress with a kimono silhouette, ties in front, and very long rolls of fabric at the sleeves.
https://www.france24.com/en...
Naomi Osaka's kimono dress for Wimbledon—inspired by "Kill Bill" and kirigami--designed in collaboration with Hana Yagi.
"To match the All England Club's strict all-white dress code, the 28-year-old wore a kimono-style ceremonial dress decorated with embroidered cranes and cherry blossom.
"She paired the white outfit with a traditional kanzashi hair ornament featuring white flowers before removing both to reveal a white Nike dress."
Photo by Henry Nicholls for AFP.
Naomi Osaka's kimono dress for Wimbledon—inspired by "Kill Bill" and kirigami--designed in collaboration with Hana Yagi.
"To match the All England Club's strict all-white dress code, the 28-year-old wore a kimono-style ceremonial dress decorated with embroidered cranes and cherry blossom.
"She paired the white outfit with a traditional kanzashi hair ornament featuring white flowers before removing both to reveal a white Nike dress."
Photo by Henry Nicholls for AFP.
This friggin rules
how to reverse a swastika
Ivy Street
well, I never
whip of the week
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A mustachioed man and blonde woman each sit in silly/sleek white 3-wheeled vehicles on a road beside a green field, smug expressions on their faces.
That photo may be a scan of my copy of the magazine. I was so excited by the idea of the C5 (and, at age 15, was in their key demographic). Clive Sinclair never failed to produce a cost-down product, so that (plus UK's absurd road rules) meant the device was shite.
I think I sold the original when we moved to Canada in 2002
I think I sold the original when we moved to Canada in 2002
Appears to be the perfect decapitation machine.
@homerj Yeah. So many ways to die here.
I saw the sign
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Photo of me standing next to a roadside historical marker honoring Andre Roussimoff, known professionally as Andre the Giant. The marker bears the seal of North Carolina and says “K 69 ANDRE THE GIANT 1946-1993 Actor and professional wrestler. Was born Andre Roussimoff. Known for role in The Princess Bride in 1987. Lived nearby.”
I saw the new historical marker honoring Andre the Giant (Andre René Roussimoff) in Ellerbe, NC, that was unveiled in April: https://mltshp.com/p/1ROF7
For anyone considering a visit, it’s conveniently situated by a small rest area.
For anyone considering a visit, it’s conveniently situated by a small rest area.
I really want there to be a peanut dispenser nearby.
AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES
@shitleopard Nobody's going to drag you up / to get into the light where you belong
Sony
