maybe a bit too much slam for that rudolph value

SLAM'D!

Sad drunk reindeer is too depressing to eat.

I am distracted by the lack of eggs.

i'm kinda turned on

https://www.blogto.com/eat_drin...

THIS IS FINE

I was unaware (and blissfully so) of the latest round of assholery. It seems the more I learn about this administrations actions and policies the more I realize they're just actively figuring out as many news ways to be a douchebag as possible.

On the news font.

“When typefaces become part of the political discourse, one should wonder if there are things we are distracted from that need more attention than picking a typeface” indeed

On the same day I help someone who I strongly suspect is a SovCit send him a certified letter.

I am shook by the woke

Next week - no more disabled restrooms.

There is no bottom. There is no level to which they won’t stoop.

I mean, let’s go for a super niche artisan font that looks almost exactly like the other ones.

Is this just by the playbook, like when the Nazis banned Fracktur?

When can I move in? This is seriously becoming a work of art. I mean, by definition, but also…

…two bits

"Anyways, here's Careless Whisper"

@ufez 👏

I love this so much

I love this so muck

I hove this so muck.

I hove this to muck.

I drove this to muck

the whole thing is different if Theseus is a brain in a vat

Does anyone else remember the "Tweet Rot" image that got shared around back in the day at mlkshk? This kind of reminded me of that

I chose this to suck.

@samh
That was a magical moment in MLTSHP history

title=titter

\m/

The most metal of signs

The only font for me

Hang in there- I took a high-paying job last year, supposedly to turn around a business, and no one will listen to a word I say. So, I’m fucking retiring. Enough of that noise I’m too old to fight that kind of battle anymore. I’ll be broke, but it has been a shit year. Not to make this all about me, but to say I can really relate.

I reach 25 years Jan 1 2026, and I can retire when I'm 60.....not sure I can afford to, but, if like I get sick or something like that, or there is a crisis with Mom to where I can't keep working and look after her, it is very nice to know that option is there in 2027.

I feel you. It’s not actually as shit of a market as everyone thinks, but it is hard out there still. I hope you find a new gig or get the certain person fired.

https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki...

I love city windmills. Created on a pedestal to rise above the surrounding buildings.
There's one in Utrecht as well

I love crusty old boats and the, sometimes, crusty people inside them.

@joost Schiedam has a whole row of them. Depending on where you are in the city, you can see at least three simultaneously. On days they are operational, it's magnificent. (Dit weet je waarschijnlijk al)

Used to mill for genever distillery apparently. Looks wonderful

@joost The whole city of Schiedam used to practically swim in genever, and the money it generated :-) Generation upon generation of alcoholics, no doubt

Makes you think of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

See also: Christianity

True Toymakers?

Christmas is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever.

"Stop saying shit like that. It's unprofessional."

“Simply having a magical penis wine” keeps recurring on this website

Lions don't: https://mltshp.com/p/1RG2G

culpam in fossanova

Carpool lane here we come!

That bluesky thread is gold.

me on the way to play WH40K with the bois

Huh, I just made a presentation today about, among other things, Summa Theologica.

The thumbnail makes the star look so much like Björk that I'm reluctant to play the trailer and discover otherwise.

And a blink and you will miss it appearance by Lobo. Neat.

Looks like a blast!

Now I have XTC in my head

I like her!

"Fortune cookies with dirty messages?"

this is great, what a fantastic find!

This feels like Monty Python and I’m fascinated.

Huge if true.

@samh godDAMNit.

@samh 🏆 You win today

@samh respect

@samh top tier comment

This is justification for comment liking.

https://scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2024...

@samh +++++++

🤙 @MackReed @bencmeissner @jpoulos @Davezilla @dapete @tweedlydo

@samh I was going to applaud but decided too much might swell your head and put you off your game!:-)

Awww this was originally made by my (now ex) coworker Alex.

The year is almost over, @roonie, and I'm not sure how many good jokes I've got left in me!

@samh Mate, that's just not the right attitude. Hone that craft. Strive for more.
You can't just limp into 26, can you? Meet it head-on, plough through!
I believe in you. You can do this.

If it fits, he Frits

I remember the Polari scene in Velvet Goldmine.

Brilliant

"cod (bad, in the sense of tacky or vile)"

Dazzle Shifts

Actual LOL at comment and @niicholas

i have a grey/black dress with diagonal lines and i get compliments EVERY time i wear it

I took this into a photo editor to compare, and the center figure has been stretched to be slightly wider than the other two. The impact of lines is no doubt real, but someone juiced the effect here--kind of uncool in my opinion.

(Dazzle ship joke still solid though)

@hmm the same thought occurred to me but I was too lazy to do the test. Thanks for checking. Procrastination pays off once again :)

"Move through the world with the bland confidence of a mediocre white man"

@tonyb I always do!

I think I'm in love