Photo of a woman driving an open top convertible with an inflatable man beside her. Caption: “ HANDSOME INFLATABLE BODYGUARD gives a sense of security and safety to the woman alone. This life-like man sits beside you in the car at night, sits in a chair before a lighted window at home... to discourage prowlers, molesters, or thiefs. Plastic man has flesh-colored skin, brown hair and eyes, and wears a grey suit with tie. Pop a hat on his head, sit him beside you, and have no fear! Life-size head and torso inflates easily.
(Fun idea - take him to a party as a gag!)
10189-Inflatable Handsome. $2.98”

Comic panel of a flaming red man flying around in a downpour of blue lozenges in a yellow sky

Illustration of a train dragging a “GOOD ENGLISH” banner over a bridge, on the other side of which boys waving flags “ought” and “ought not” flags are trying to wave
It away from rocks blocking the tracks labeled “HAD OUGHT” and “HADN’T OUGHT”

Film loop of a shirtless man repeatedly diving over a human pyramid of shirtless men

A set of action figures depicting the band Devo in their yellow jumpsuits, complete with radiation domes and whips.

Amy Sedaris holds a platter. Conan O'Brien holds a large cheese ball. The closed captioning reads, "Damn, that's a smokey cheese ball."

A painted canvas showing two anthropomorphic condiment bottles—one red ketchup bottle on the left and one yellow mustard bottle on the right—urinating their contents onto a distressed anthropomorphic hot dog below. The ketchup bottle has “KETCHUP” written on it and a stern expression; the mustard bottle mirrors it in yellow. Red and yellow streams cover the hot dog’s head and face as they raise their hands in alarm. The background is gray and muted, with sketchy white outlines and expressive brushstrokes, giving the scene a surreal, dramatic, and slightly darkly humorous tone.

Dijon breaded porkchop with some broccoli and jasmine rice

Vincent PRice as Dracula opening his coffin

A side-by-side comparison screenshot of the PlayStation video game tomb raider. The left image shows very clear banding in the gradient from light sources, whereas the second shows a much smoother presentation.

a long, slim pair of silver stainless steel scissors on a plain grey background. They have a crest that reads "Rostfrei KB VW"

Miscellaneous gray buffing on a wall with pale yellow spray paint

Photograph of people congregating at a sledding-hill in Hampstead Heath, 1938.

a dark dining room set a glow by xmas lights, there are presents scattered around the floor, a small real and somewhat asymmetrical christmas tree is covered in lights and ornaments with a lit angel on top, and in a back window is a tiny fake tree that also has lights, and in mltshp/mltshk tradition the photo is rotated 90 degrees to the left

Newspaper advertisement, showing an illustration of Batman, standing arms akimbo. "Shrine Circus starring Batman (Adam West) / 4 Big Days / Nov 24-27 / 24 Great Acts / Robers Stadium Evansville, Indiana, 44th Annual Circus".

General admission was $2, but you could save $0.50 by buying in advance from "any Shriner".

Me in a T-shirt with a drawing of Stevie Nicks, labeled Saint Nicks. A Christmas tree in the background.

A small creeks runs between rocks and mountain laurel. There are many fallen leaves and small patch of clear sky. It is winter, and shadows are long. However, in summer it is pleasant, dark and cool. Picture a man and a dog, in the midst of a long walk together, sitting... listening...

A desolate scene: Jesus, in a white robe and halo, sits in an armchair in a darkened apartment lit only by the white glare of a flatscreen television. The entire scene is a dull bluish-green. Hanging on the wall above are the letters “Happy Birthday”, and a few stars, all of which have the effect of making the scene appear even less festive than it would be without these decorations. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.

A newspaper illustration of a woman hanging a Christmas garland and ornaments, with the heading "Be gay this Christmas".

photograph of winter light playing over choppy water. low hills in the distance.