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A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
Did a thing yesterday. Sore today but glowing with the pride of accomplishment.
octaneTom
I see Something 100 - nicely done!
woot! nothing like getting a little race dirt on the bike
20th anniversary of The Butte 100. @octaneTom. My third attempt and second finish.
This is new to me this year, @wjcstp, a Salsa Spearfish from your great state of Minnesota.
This is new to me this year, @wjcstp, a Salsa Spearfish from your great state of Minnesota.
Wow! Nicely done!
Butte butt I bet
@hertz majorly
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The oligarchs will charge subscription fees for air if they can.
i could not love this more
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A basket of seasoned fries sits on a tiny round table on the ferry from Vestmanneyjar to mainland Iceland, with my hand in the foreground holding a packet of fry seasoning that says “KARTÖFLUKRYDD.” A can of passionfruit vodka cocktail named “P*RN” (WITH the asterix) sits on the table in the background.
Salt, tomato powder, sugar, onion powder. Magical. Gonna fill our suitcases with packets to enjoy at home. And then try to replicate it with ingredients at home. (Also the canned passionfruit cocktail “P*RN” (WITH the asterix), that’s the only vodka-based canned cocktail I’ve ever had that doesn’t make you go “ugh. A little yucky but still does the job at brunch or poolside without the effort of making your own, I guess.” It’s delicious.)
if you don't have any luck replicating it, you can get it here from a company called Badia or from an importer called Top Iceland
(we also love the stuff)
(we also love the stuff)
We might still have some tomato powder in the cupboard, i should try mixing some up
Somewhere, a VW copywriter in a nursing home feels a disturbance in the Force.
@williwaw ❤️❤️❤️ Good news! We made sure to grab several packets to take home with us, too.
@wjcstp Look forward to discovering whether you found a solid dupe!
@thelonius If that’s what it’d take to get this stateside, I applaud that resurrection from retirement.
I have been to iceland twice, going again in two weeks ; never seen this!
Is it something outside of Reykjavik?
Also looks awesome
Is it something outside of Reykjavik?
Also looks awesome
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A transparent png image of three glass (or possibly plastic) bell pepper shaped paperweights in green, yellow, and red.
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Middle aged female in front of Haystack Rock
Showing the shirt I made new sights like it's Flat Stanley.
Nearly drowned right there on family vacation ca age of 9.
Otherwise great vacation.
Otherwise great vacation.
@mcmjolnir ahh glad the undertoad didn't get ya
@drurystephanie there was sooo much talk about the undertoad before it happened and it was the undertoad.
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and you may say to yourself. “My god, what have we done?”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
Titty eye, that is as far as we have come, even AI generated images, have mom issues.
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funny guy meme
funny guy
"I was just kidding, bro"
"It's just a joke, relax"
"Can't even joke around anymore"
"If I can't make jokes, what's the point?"
"I say what everyone's thinking"
"Don't be so sensitive"
"You gotta learn to take a joke"
"People these days have no sense of humor"
"Lighten up, it's not that deep"
"Laugh more, life's too short"
"Why are you so offended?"
"I don't mean any harm"
"I just like making people laugh"
"Humor is the best way to connect"
funny guy
"I was just kidding, bro"
"It's just a joke, relax"
"Can't even joke around anymore"
"If I can't make jokes, what's the point?"
"I say what everyone's thinking"
"Don't be so sensitive"
"You gotta learn to take a joke"
"People these days have no sense of humor"
"Lighten up, it's not that deep"
"Laugh more, life's too short"
"Why are you so offended?"
"I don't mean any harm"
"I just like making people laugh"
"Humor is the best way to connect"
Too subtle for the people this is pointing at.
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But ACAB.
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Bzzzzzzx
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Bzzzzzzx
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#ESSENTIAL, #LP
This is crucial.
I *wore out* this CD tho I might still have the case.
Every track SLAPS.
This is crucial.
I *wore out* this CD tho I might still have the case.
Every track SLAPS.
@Scotto
Thank you!!
Thank you!!
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!
https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
Excellent.
I regularly ask myself this very question.
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
@samh I wish more people would
@spingo much appreciated!
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Infographic titled 'HOW COOL IT IS vs YOUR AGE' humorously mapping perceived coolness across ages 10–100. Items include 'Skateboarding' (younger years), 'Living alone' (early adulthood), 'Complaining about young people' , etc
The half pipe is a winning bit of visualization.
Independent of your age, patty cake coolness is transitive if your patty cake partner is 8.
Your peers grunting in agreement as you rant about the kids these days is not the same thing as them thinking you're cool.
And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
And I'm pretty sure "being told that you look older" immediately hits a wall at the age of 21.
I just had my 60th birthday. Looks like it was a good thing that I didn’t celebrate.
@ardgedee I distinctly remember the first time I was sir-ed. I was thirty-two in a place called El Rancho Gaseteria. They also carded me because I looked younger than fifty.
I have complicated emotions about the encounter ,at least in part, due to how much older my spouse is than me.
I have complicated emotions about the encounter ,at least in part, due to how much older my spouse is than me.
I bet many of us are at the age that, according to this graph, very few things are cool. Weirdly enough I’ve never felt this cool in my life.
(I also don’t complain much about young people, I do envy them and feel sorry we left them such a mess.)
(I also don’t complain much about young people, I do envy them and feel sorry we left them such a mess.)
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2 images, of people looking out car windows
people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality
people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
people in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality
people in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet
Too real.
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Unisex classic tee
source: https://www.etsy.com/listing...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Albini was a chomo
@pastranaut I checked out what that means, but I can find no public record of accusations.
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A very bright blanket lots of orange, flower patterns and exposed stitching.
Gorgeous!
It was very inexpensive.
I've slept under blankets for years now. Duvets are too hot for me. The first one Jessica made (more of a quilt) but slowly the dogs paws tattered it up. The last one I got I just threw out as it was a nasty polyester, beige nightmare.
So far very happy with this one.
I've slept under blankets for years now. Duvets are too hot for me. The first one Jessica made (more of a quilt) but slowly the dogs paws tattered it up. The last one I got I just threw out as it was a nasty polyester, beige nightmare.
So far very happy with this one.
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image of english text [content not important, but it's from the opening paragraph of Dickens's "Martin Chuzzlewit"] printed in a rather dotty font that's trying to fake smooth resolution but is really pretty terrible when inspected closely.
You'd probably forgotten about "Near Letter Quality" printing. How you could make your 9-pin printer even slower to eke out a little less dottiness on the page. Well, I haven't forgotten ...
Full font set coming soon.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
Full font set coming soon.
source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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a dark orange sun that has its color distorted by the Canadian wildfire smoke appears behind the Wings of Progress in Rochester, NY
Next time, Gadget.
Sun Ra Arkestra
I love that view and that building. It always reminds me that we are capable of so much more.
Lebowski vibes intensify.
@m3moellering there are some parts of this city that are still great
@urlnotfound ★
RoC means Rest of Canada here in Quebec.
🦞 peeeenchy
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A photo of a book called THRICE MARRIED TO A SALTED FISH. cover has a Chinese romantasy look and feel. The book is shrink wrapped and has a sticker, UNSUITABLE FOR THE YOUNG
source: https://mastodon.social/@skinnyl...
tho I think Chuck would have called it "pounded in the ass three times by my anthropomorphic salted fish husband"
tho I think Chuck would have called it "pounded in the ass three times by my anthropomorphic salted fish husband"
I played bass for Unsuitable for the Young
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I got to spend almost no time in the museum because I was on dog-sitting duty.
https://www.wildcenter.org/
https://www.wildcenter.org/
I'm partial to Oscar: https://vashon-maury.com/vashon-t...
@KMAlexander ❤️❤️
Jakob Two Trees is my man
@mcmjolnir And sensibly so!
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Wooden sculpture of a Chinese monk in robes and long string of prayer beads holding index finger up in a blessing. Half the figure is revealed and half carved away, making it look like a ghost or apparition, partially formed from nothing, his face serene. It stands before a dull red door of weathered old wood. door.
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image of text: Hey, do you like dot matrix printers? You do? Well, I have quite the treat for you: NearlyQ, the “Near Letter Quality” 9pin printer simulating font! Derived directly from the character ROM from an Amstrad DMP3160 printer, it has *all* of the characters: [character table removed] There’s also NearlyQMono for the fixed-width text in your life. Both fonts come with »»»BOLD««« variants, too! Much ? to the CPCWiki contributors for the ROM dumps (C) 2026, Stewart Russell – scruss.com - OFL
download it, live it: New font: NearlyQ – We Saw a Chicken … — https://scruss.com/blog...
#amstrad #dotmatrix #font #NearLetterQuality #nlq #otf #type #typography
#amstrad #dotmatrix #font #NearLetterQuality #nlq #otf #type #typography
Congrats, well done!!
@m3moellering thanks! I sat on this for years (since 2018 or so), overthinking far too many details. How these old printers stored their fonts was utterly bonkers: 8 pins of one pass stored in one place, then 8 pins of the second stored somewhere completely else. There's a one bit field that tells you where to put the additional two pins, depending on whether the character has a descender or not. At least one character has this coded wrongly: semicolon sits on the baseline, not below it. But that's for someone else to fix
"Make sure to include the four suits!"
--somebody, for some reason
--somebody, for some reason
@ba there's an international conspiracy of bridge players
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video loop: A roundheaded, bald muppet in a pale blue lab coat (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) repeatedly lifts his glasses revealing his nonexistent eyes to examine something in the foreground
Interesting fact I learned last week:
Robert Bunsen, for whom the burner and this muppet is named, lost an eye in a lab explosion.
Brings new meaning to this character being eyeless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Robert Bunsen, for whom the burner and this muppet is named, lost an eye in a lab explosion.
Brings new meaning to this character being eyeless.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@BennyTheIcepick O X
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Animated gif of brown liquor being poured into a glass with ice on a bar. Bottles sit on the bar in the background.