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drurystephanie

that's the Christmas card sorted

We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
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nikkuneko pro 28 minutes ago
“finally, a heist film for the rest of us”
jpoulos pro 11 minutes ago
You're a mean one, mister twink
spingo pro 5 minutes ago
@jpoulos ***
MackReed

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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
source: https://www.tumblr.com/maddaddy...
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MackReed

having an idea

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Complex animation loop of a biometric readout with flashing and oscillating gauges and meters surrounding a metallic skull that keeps expanding to show its parts
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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wombatman70

I have no idea what Chanukah is…

A three-panel image, the top left is the outside of a box of four donuts with a label that says “East Park Donuts & Coffee.” The top right is a close-up shot of the red-jam-oozing opening where the powdered-sugar-covered donut was filled, and the bottom image is a donut cut in half, with the jam pouring out of the interior.
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A three-panel image, the top left is the outside of a box of four donuts with a label that says “East Park Donuts & Coffee.” The top right is a close-up shot of the red-jam-oozing opening where the powdered-sugar-covered donut was filled, and the bottom image is a donut cut in half, with the jam pouring out of the interior.
(Title in reference to Smokey Robinson’s endearing Cameo: https://youtube.com/shorts... )

Long live East Park Donuts!
I get their extraordinary sufganyot when they make them for Hanukkah every year and they never disappoint. So so so delicious. Perfectly-fried powdered-sugar-coated crispy exterior, fluffy interior, and from-scratch raspberry filling. ❤️🕎🎉🍩
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tweedlydo pro an hour ago
cha nook uh!
wombatman70 an hour ago
@tweedlydo ‘Cause they said so!
samh

Merry MLTSHPmas 2025

A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head.  A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.

2024: https://mltshp.com/p/1QLV0
2023: https://mltshp.com/p/1PNAO
2022: https://mltshp.com/p/1OC1R
2021: https://mltshp.com/p/1MNO0
2020: https://mltshp.com/p/1KIA2
2019: https://mltshp.com/p/1HI06
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Argie pro 18 hours ago
as is tradition
0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
Right back at ya!
samh pro 17 hours ago
--}}>>~
foist pro 15 hours ago
Rest, ye merry gentleman.
mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
Merry merry!
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
And so it begins
m3moellering 5 hours ago
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
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jennifer13

Mesolithic female shaman of Bad Dürrenberg, 7000-6500 bce

a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
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a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
source: https://gathervictoria.com/2017...

with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
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wombatman70 2 hours ago
I like that at first glance I thought it was armor made from a positively massive isopod. 😂
lamnatos an hour ago
I'd be *so* into an Eggers movie based on this image alone
nikkuneko

walk-ins welcome

empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.

via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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williwaw pro 16 hours ago
what an amazing shot

you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
LocalStain

ACAB

CDN media
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CDN media
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O_C pro 21 hours ago
this really happened/betty-white.gif
ArtVandelay 9 hours ago
Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
tclancy

MAXIMUMROCKNROLL

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idogcow 19 minutes ago
Saved up my allowance $ to buy MRR at the Tower Books in Sacramento back in the 80s 👴
joffaboy

Same.

A removed floppy drive with sticker that says "works, but makes sad noises"
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A removed floppy drive with sticker that says "works, but makes sad noises"
https://www.tumblr.com/theoddsi...
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semillama

Great-Uncle Johnny = my son

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Was going through old family photos last month for a Veterans Day event at my son's school and came across this one of my great-uncle Johnny Hurt. My son is the spitting image of this man.

source: https://www.facebook.com/andy...
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O_C

Carrie Fisher described a meeting with a cinephile to Daisy Ridley

Screen grabs of actresses (well they are or in Fisher's case were both actress-producer-writers today, but Ridley wasn't multi-hyphenate at the time of this interview I think) Carrie Fisher and Daisy Ridley on the Graham Norton show. Fisher is telling an anecdote about meeting a young fan. "I went into a store one day and this boy said 'Are you Princess Leia?' 'Yes.' 'He said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.' And I said, 'Every day?' And he said, 'Well, four times a day'!" There is a panel of Graham Norton reacting with disgust, then a panel of Fisher and a patiently listening Ridley. Fisher says: "So you have that to look forward to." Close up of Daisy Ridley's face making a deep frown.
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Screen grabs of actresses (well they are or in Fisher's case were both actress-producer-writers today, but Ridley wasn't multi-hyphenate at the time of this interview I think) Carrie Fisher and Daisy Ridley on the Graham Norton show. Fisher is telling an anecdote about meeting a young fan. "I went into a store one day and this boy said 'Are you Princess Leia?' 'Yes.' 'He said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.' And I said, 'Every day?' And he said, 'Well, four times a day'!" There is a panel of Graham Norton reacting with disgust, then a panel of Fisher and a patiently listening Ridley. Fisher says: "So you have that to look forward to." Close up of Daisy Ridley's face making a deep frown.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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dapete 23 hours ago
Gawd I miss her.
m3moellering 19 hours ago
@dapete /same
MackReed

java jive

hand holding white coffee mug that has been photoshopped to look like it was silkscreeened with the image of a Spacing Guild navigator from DavidLynch’s 1984 movie “Dune” (floating creature with a face like a brain mashed up with a vulva, two eyes, and two spindly arms and two tiny hind legs hanging off its insectoid abdomen) and the words, 
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
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hand holding white coffee mug that has been photoshopped to look like it was silkscreeened with the image of a Spacing Guild navigator from DavidLynch’s 1984 movie “Dune” (floating creature with a face like a brain mashed up with a vulva, two eyes, and two spindly arms and two tiny hind legs hanging off its insectoid abdomen) and the words,
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Perfect for spiced coffee
m3moellering Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick +++
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
shutup-and-take-my-money.gif
joffaboy

A public or school library's mission...

A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
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A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
2 days ago
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Argie pro 2 days ago
+++
Xedrik 2 days ago
Librarians are superheroes. <3
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
jessamyn pro 15 hours ago
This image always weirds me out. like 1. Yes libraries absolutely do this in a variety of ways and it is wonderful 2. This image has a weird vibe just because of how weirdly wiggly it is. Like... why is it like that?
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joffaboy

Fursona

Close up of a moth
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Close up of a moth
source: https://www.threads.com/@explore...
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jennifer13

Main Ní Tuathail | Marguerite Mespoulet and Madeleine Mignon-Alba

A young girl seated on stones in front of a stone wall. She has dark hair and bare feet and is wearing a red dress, a red cape with headcover, a white apron, and a large, patterned scarf.
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A young girl seated on stones in front of a stone wall. She has dark hair and bare feet and is wearing a red dress, a red cape with headcover, a white apron, and a large, patterned scarf.
source: https://antoilean.blogspot.com/2012...

Main Ní Tuathail, a 14 year old girl from the Claddagh wearing traditional Claddagh dress. Galway, Ireland, 26th May 1913.
The Claddagh (Irish: an Cladach, meaning "the shore") was a fishing village close to the centre of Galway city. The people of the Claddagh lived quite separately from the City of Galway and retained their Gaelic customs, language and dress well into the 1930s. The original village of thatched cottages was razed in 1935 and replaced by a council-housing scheme.

1913, autochrome color plate photography

for ‘the Archives of the Planet’ project
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0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
That lower foot.
intervalometer

 

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https://www.tumblr.com/emwheezi...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
Is this in reference to Taylor Swift’s “Last Great American Dynasty?”

“And in a feud with her neighbor
She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green”
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
Product Garnier.
d09m4t1c 50 minutes ago
It’s not easy being cleaned…
not_copinghagen

Trouble in Gnomesville

Angry baby surrounded by garden gnomes.
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Angry baby surrounded by garden gnomes.
My then 1 year old daughter not enjoying our stop at Gnomesville. Inspired by @artwells continuing series of gnome doors.
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MackReed pro 12 hours ago
Gosh that’s a … that’s a LOT of gnomes.
lamnatos an hour ago
Day 32

They haven't spotted me yet

Intelligence gathering continues
rogrtheshrubber pro 14 minutes ago
Gnome man is an island
joffaboy

No vacuum cleaners in sight

May be an image a la Beatles & ‎text that says Lt Cdr DATA's METAL HEARTS CLUB BAND

ROBOTS
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May be an image a la Beatles & ‎text that says Lt Cdr DATA's METAL HEARTS CLUB BAND

ROBOTS
Jim'll Paint It via https://www.facebook.com
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dogwelder pro 15 hours ago
The Iron Slightly Above Average Height
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
*squinting/frowning*


WHERE’S B-19???
cristin pro 7 hours ago
yay for the original Marvin
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
@dogwelder
He was just late to the party and is still far away
m3moellering 5 hours ago
I do take issue with the inclusion of Roy Batty et al. They were not robots at all.
/pedantry off
bencmeissner pro 5 hours ago
Missing Dot Matrix from Sapceballs
rogrtheshrubber pro 3 hours ago
@m3moellering Yeah, that's a drastic misunderstanding of the source material
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MackReed

nature is returning

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Video loop of a wrench hovering over a cluster of wrenches amid a whorl of wires, as if it were a mother bird tending to chicks
source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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csilverman

2:35am, 90W

A small blue car drives along a dim road on a cold winter night. Beyond the car is a dark blurry treeline. The sky is gray, with no stars, although there is a huge white crescent moon in the top left. To the right of the moon are two thin, tall radio towers with glowing red lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small blue car drives along a dim road on a cold winter night. Beyond the car is a dark blurry treeline. The sky is gray, with no stars, although there is a huge white crescent moon in the top left. To the right of the moon are two thin, tall radio towers with glowing red lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt

Yesterday's, which did not get done on time as I was returning from Boston and got home at 5am.
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MackReed pro 12 hours ago
*”Road Runner” by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers intensifies*
artwells

more Gnome Stump door

Picture of a door in a stump
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Picture of a door in a stump
Sorry to post another picture. I'm just so happy about this, particularly since I can do very little work on my knees at a time -- knees are an ongoing dialogue with doctors now.

Previously https://mltshp.com/p/1RG2M
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williwaw pro Yesterday
ALL THE PICTURES!!! 'Tis a very happy thing!

(Also I sympathize, sometimes I think all I *really* want in life at this point is knee replacements.)
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Really a nice door!
readery Yesterday
Had both knees replaced recently, AMA.
Argie pro Yesterday
Never say sorry, I can't get enough of this

Knees, I had both scraped for loose cartlidge (years of sport damage) around 15 years ago and such an improvement. Not sayin I can do jump squats, but the pain is less
joost Yesterday
This borders on a public road, right?
Some toddlers will open the doors, peer inside and remember it for the rest of their lives.
joost Yesterday
Reminds me of this in 1976 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
artwells pro Yesterday
@joost that's part of the motivation. The tree used to have a huge swing. The neighborhood kids grew up enjoying it. I wanted to give them a consultation.

And that book was formative for me
artwells pro Yesterday
@williwaw @readery @Argie looks like I'll get a scraping soon, with a replacement down the road.

I blame the ton of walking, and the years I wore engineering boots and danced and danced and danced.
not_copinghagen 13 hours ago
Keep it up. Here's a family photo by way of encouragement; https://mltshp.com/p/1RG93
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artwells

dammit, dog

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Bea Arthur saying "No, it's not party time" into a telephone
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dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
"You want Party Cat"

https://nedroid.com/extra...
ang pro 21 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado You posted what I was thinking. 💭📡💯 Party cat forever.
spingo pro 20 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado <3
joffaboy

Fixed, Mr Dickens

Etching of Mr Scrooge with text: 
I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit.
I bring news of what would have been going to happen if you were not to have been going to change your ways.
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Etching of Mr Scrooge with text:
I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit.
I bring news of what would have been going to happen if you were not to have been going to change your ways.
https://www.threads.com/@ryandri...
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grantbarrett pro Yesterday
I resent this one because I have to delete it as a very common repost in a group I manage.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@grantbarrett Because it’s off-topic, rude, or merely incorrect?
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
@mackreed Because the group has a no-meme policy.
joffaboy pro 18 hours ago
@grantbarrett Re-sent or resent?
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
@grantbarrett that sounds like a beautiful thing.
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
@joffaboy
“Recent!”
—Bubbles
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y95

Our hearts hurt

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Me and the little guy who was diagnosed with congestive heart failure today.
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spingo pro Yesterday
Oh, I'm sorry.
MackReed pro Yesterday
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robritz Yesterday
hugs
BMK Yesterday
Aw, sorry.
bezt pro Yesterday
Oof. So sorry to hear that.
tweedlydo pro 22 hours ago
liking but very not liking
Argie pro 18 hours ago
So sorry, he looks like the bestest boy too
caitlinburke pro 15 hours ago
Love to you and yours. It’s a bitch of a dx.
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kokogiak

Hopeful

A newborn child rests on the chest of a person playing a traditional stringed instrument.
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A newborn child rests on the chest of a person playing a traditional stringed instrument.
"Bruno Menager, head of the pediatric department, plays citole for a newborn baby during a music-therapy session at the Notre-Dame de la Miséricorde hospital in Ajaccio, on the island of Corsica, on May 6, 2025." (Pascal Pochard-Casabianca / AFP / Getty)

Thought some might appreciate this - a post I compose every year for my day job, "Hopeful Images of the Year," where I try to counter the typically strife-and-disaster heavy news photos of the year, a bit. I try to be earnest, and really feature just "personal victories, families and friends at play, expressions of love and compassion, volunteers at work, assistance being given to those in need, and small and pleasant moments." Gift link: https://theatln.tc/mFS3XIb9
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ckoerner 2 days ago
Beautiful set of photos. Thank you for doing this.
bug138 2 days ago
Just what we needed
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
I didn't mean to erase, over there. My finger stumbled at reply.
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
Really appreciated this. Thanks!
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
more dancing, more animals = happiness 💜
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
I always love these, Alan.

❤️❤️❤️
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
thelonius Yesterday
Anyway, here's "Wonderwall"
jessamyn pro 15 hours ago
Thank you for curating this.
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jpoulos

Twelve Days of Christmas 12 Keys 12 Time Signatures - Bela Fleck & Flecktones 2025 Beacon Theatre NY

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jpoulos pro 17 hours ago
Humans are cool sometimes.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
The whole thing tho.

WAIT FOR IT.
rogrtheshrubber pro 3 minutes ago
This is what all jazz sounds like to me
intervalometer

wx

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old photo of mine, colorado
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shitleopard 15 hours ago
CASA BONITA?
snowbow

Andrej Dugin

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ba

🎅🏼 🎤 🎷

White-haired saxophonist emotes into a microphone while a trumpeter cracks up in the background.
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White-haired saxophonist emotes into a microphone while a trumpeter cracks up in the background.
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ufez pro 2 days ago
"Anyways, here's Careless Whisper"
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
@ufez 👏
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
There’s your album cover shot right there
m3moellering 2 days ago
@ufez +++
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
Relevant?
https://youtu.be/XlRpMrHP...
samh pro Yesterday
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be free jazz musicians.
ba pro Yesterday
@1f2frfbf https://youtu.be/AA5ve_earSY
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