Someday everything that feels irrelevant will be a cherished memory

I love this a lot. Cannot afford, and would not wear, but it's just neat

send a salami to your boy in the army!

@niicholas if you say that in a Boston accent, it rhymes perfectly.

"How was school today?"

I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL

"PRIMARY"

TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

Subversive indeed

With great power comes great responsibility

*marching down the street, chanting “power seats! power windows!”*

Missing: Lake Canada, Lake Canada, Lake Canada, Lake Canada, and Lake Ontario.

Alberta should be labeled “Texas”

It's still Groenland
Whatever Canadian fantasies of power you have

JEB!

Those were the Lego windows and doors I had as a kid. Couldn't afford those tree's on accounta the war.

Good doggy!

yaaayy Blixa! Give Brooklyn a big ol’ lick on the snout for me.

A butt that was constipated.

Thanks I hate it

+++ just amazing

Dem socks!

These theee really do get around.

the garden phone line is absolutely killing me this morning

Yeah man, she has the scoop on the back story.@nikkuneko

Aw yiss

@0y3ahSansAcut3 "hello, sally? yeah, i'm calling you from the garden phone. you should see the back story i'm looking at right now..."

10/10 No notes.

(applause)

They give us those nice bright colors

"those better be metric butter tarts, and not imperial!"

@nikkuneko The Vancouver Zoo would probably use Nanaimo Bars as units.

Oh, apparently Maple weighs 528 Timbits:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments

@otaman I … did not require that last visual.

I used to like poutine, too.

TIL she's called Maple, and I live in the same city. Damn that closed social media loop!

French or English tarts? French tarts are 1.066 bigger

@mcmjolnir
Is that a William the Conqueror joke?

@BennyTheIcepick nope! That's an actual French inch size!

OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, ETC.

[muffled Firestarter plays in the distance]

freedom fries ONLY

Quotation marks doing a lot of work there

The people who want to whitewash Bush’s legacy as somehow “more sane” than Trump are having to ignore a whole lot that happened over those eight years.

@BennyTheIcepick I dunno. Calling it "more sane" is by no means an exoneration. Each R administration in my lifetime has been terrible* and each provided the means to facilitate the further excesses of its successors, which means they're inarguably not as absolutely nutbag-crazypants as what's there now. For the same reason, whatever follows has a pretty high likelihood of being even less sane than the current administration.

*(Okay, Nixon was a mixed bag. An extremely mixed bag. An absolutely fucking miserable bag that you would never pick up at the grab-bag counter because of the suspicious stains and odors. But he held office in a time when the political and media environment ensured he couldn't get the unilateral support necessary to do anything he wanted to do, so he managed to get some things right even if only for quid pro quo with his opposition.)

@ardgedee Let us not forget that while Nixon achieved detente with China, he wasted thousands of American lives (and thousands more of allies and enemies) on a losing war and was also a filthy fucking crook.

@MackReed Not gonna stand here to defend Nixon, the country would have been better off if Eisenhower had shoved him off. Just wanted to note that he managed to get a couple things right, even if only in a stopped-clock sort of way, and his successors have largely been incapable of even that.

Is this in little Marseille

CULATER

There is no need to be upset.

I think everything the Kroffts did required edibles

This is awesome! I'm sending this to my queer, ADHD, autistic bike mechanic friend, Mason right now.

Off centre? Off kilter? Gone away? I'm confuse.

It’s filled with old tvs!

https://www.bandwmag.com/gallerie...

@m3moellering : it's just not right

With apologies to Rihanna:

Burning in a hopeless dream/
Hold me when you go to sleep/
Keep me in the warmth of your love

So, that's not some gal, and those are men, not children? Horror show.

yeah, FUCK that guy.

Sadly, the Duke of Doubt turned out to be private equity .

Y'all. This is not a real photo.

I thought the north pole storm was hexagonal.

The slopification of fucking everything.

Yeah, that account posts AI astro-slop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

it makes me horny

https://science.nasa.gov/mission...

AI slop

That’s a cutie pie!

Raised by cats.

science is for the nerds he used to beat up in high school

Reminds me of when the GOP starting harping spending money on "something called 'volcano monitoring'".

Then a big ass volcano went off and they were suddenly quiet.

@artwells Bobbbbbby Jindall!! In a response to an Obama State of the Union speech. He truly thought the U.S. didn't have any volcanoes and was endlessly mocked for it. He managed to stick around for another term but the whole debacle kind of neutered his political career.

I remember at (I think) the GSA (Geologic Society of America) conference after that mess there was a panel or lunch speech in response to his comments with something like, "How do we scientists respond to shit like this," and the speaker(s) and half the audience were all "be measured and calm, take the high road" and the other half of the audience was . . . "Can't you see we're in a fight for our lives here, you stupid fucks, so *noOoo*." (That side was right.)

The stupidity hasn't changed but the reaction sure has. *sigh*

@williwaw I used to have a Jindal GIF of his dismissive look and the caption of that quote. I posted it relentlessly during subsequent eruptions.

😩

Well NOW I can go back to loathing this coke-addled miscreant!

@williwaw @artwells every state that touches the Pacific went "whaaaaaaa?" simultaneously when Jindal said that.

Like millions of people can see volcanoes from their kitchen windows!

The western skyline of Albuquerque is dotted with a series of five cinder cone volcanoes up on the Mesa.

I was so lucky to have been able to see this painting last month, it is currently on loan to the lucas museum in los angeles.

powerful painting of a powerful girl who became an amazing woman.

It's worth noting, on the same point, that Barbara Henry, the Bostonian teacher at William Frantz Elementary School who was the only teacher willing to have Bridges in her classroom (having had experience teaching integrated classrooms to children in the military), is also still alive at 94. She spent every morning of the 1960-1961 teaching Bridges and Bridges alone, because every white child transferred classes. Here's a photo of them in 2014: https://i.guim.co.uk/img...

Is this the chalice from the palace that has the brew that is true?!

https://wahsonline.com/2019...

Air Force 1

Lol. @tamrow ftw!

You’re saying a shrimp made this commit?