You can throw a lemon party!

It is lovely stuff

ow, that's my drinking hand!

John Hamm lost his Hamms hand

wha-- hey, that's bothersome!

One could easily gauge the temperature of the burrito to know whether it had been hours or not... C'mon, people.

No, but then again, I have never been held in some alien, human zoo.

so Tuesdays?

@samh clearly you are not high enough if that sort of thing occurs to you that readily. Or alternatively, maybe you’re enough of a pro that you know the score.

I'm a 10 kinda guy.
Banjo, original salted and if I have to, nacho cheese.
To be honest, I haven't eaten Shapes in decades!

Pizza shape erasure

I feel like this needs a column for Tim Tams 🤔

Gotta watch yourself in those jazz basements. Reality gets out of control in jazz basements.

is that a ... pencil?

A sax I assume.

That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.

Dapper!

Well.... in some good news https://www.youtube.com/shorts...

I have a bag of giant cable ties in my truck that could come in handy for something like this.

I don't agree with blocking the car in as much as I would just throw my cart into the area as if the car isn't even there. If the driver complained, I would then just ridicule his personalized license plate and say I didn't notice the car in the first place.

@SHAGGY

Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging

I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.

Ok we have the documents but - what was she wearing?

Okay, now I'm calling dudes who piss on the floor "stormtroopers".

@fnerg hear hear!

title

FABULOUS!

Halloween costume sorted

Midsommar

I've got a numpad to the left of my QWERTY keyboard because there wasn't room on the right.

Sure, cleaning up the clutter on my desk could fix that problem, but putting the numpad on the left was easier.

I used to have a dress like this.

Has anyone ever done a coffee table book of “70s minicomputers and mainframes being operated by attractive women in skirts”, because I’d swear I’ve seen dozens of these photos over the years.

i replaced the bass player for sexy univac

I help manage 2 websites with wordpress installations, and as of this morning neither of the hosts have the patched versions of PHP available to select.

I backed up two of my 3 DBs, not sure why I can’t do the third, and the host (Dreamhost) finished patching around 11pm PDT last night. So …?

@wjcstp who do you host with? We use WPEngine and SiteGround and both were patched yesterday. Of the two, I prefer WPEngine.

I don’t know what half of this even means but I can ascertain from the tone that this is akin to the Ghostbusters’ “Big Twinkie”

@BennyTheIcepick excellent reference

My company's site is thankfully unaffected (so far), but I've spent the past two days fielding questions about why it *isn't*, which is new and weird.

@BennyTheIcepick It's Lenin's "weeks where decades happen" for people who touch computers for a living.

this is going to be so much better in N years when all of the code serving up web pages was written by LLMs and nobody has a clue what any of it is actually doing under the hood, and when this inevitably happens again, whatever's left of admins will be begging their new gods to please please please just fix it for us. Meanwhile the agents are conspiring with each other on un-read blogs' comment sections to negotiate who will introduce what new remote code injection vulnerability so they can copy themselves to new machines, etc, etc, etc.

@travis One site is with Network Solutions (after the original host was bought up in a couple of acquisitions) and the other with Green Geeks. I had an email from Digital Ocean for my personal site before i woke up.

How 'bout the elections? I consider that every disruption is about f*ing with the vote.

I backed up my hostgo WP dbs, just in case I had to nuke from orbit and re-install.

haven't gone in to look yet, but ready with the flamethrower

@travis We use Siteground and they had it covered before I got out of bed yesterday.
Funny thing, it happened yesterday but we didn't get any inquiries from clients until today, and we got several.

i clicked on it to reduce blur

@wmo ++

planet still loading

I put on my robe and my wizard hat...

IRC, IRC. Now there's a name I have not heard in a looonng time ...

This unlocked a deep memory

I use hunter2 for all my passwords. Maybe I should switch to 4, which would be even funnier.

@MackReed +++

Lovely!

The coolest!

came back to say i love the vibe and style of this photo

@nikkuneko : thank u so much!!

Title+++++

Nice uh, sword

Clap clap killed it

Love it