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The four words every girl wants to hear
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A black-and-white advertising illustration, showing a man on an old-fashioned telephone speaking to a man in a chef's hat: "Increase my Pie Order".
ardgedee
...said Gregory to Liebniz.
My stepmom's band
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A colorful large umbrella in a wet, lush garden, with 3 musicians — a fiddler in black with a green shawl with a Celtic knot pattern, a bearded man with a guitar, and a woman with blue green braids holding a bodhrán.
My stepmom (left) asked me to do some photos to send to an event booker, and she said this one didn't make the cut, but I really liked it. (The Home Rulers: Susan Mccroskey Burke, Tony Schuler, and Leah Cupps)
Love!
PIE
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photograph of a neon sign advertising pie in the form of a hot slice of pie with the word PIE on the side of the slice.
when come back, bring pie
I like pie!
@Xedrik Excellent reference
@Xedrik Excellent reference
Anytime is a good time for pie.
they really are...
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A black sticker with a crab image and A CRAB on a street post reminds viewers that all cops really are bastards.
PDX sticker of the moment...
all cops, really …
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A skeleton cowboy in a black hat and red scarf holds two psychedelic-patterned futuristic pistols inside a pink, surreal comic-book frame.
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
Transcribed Text:
HE FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE AGAINST ENCROACHING REALITY.
EAT ALTERNATE PARADIGMS, SLAVES OF THE HIVE MIND!
Getting birth canaled
WIP
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Square hole in a tree with tiny safety pylons
Adding some more gnome habitat to the stump
I see someone has given you a hand, so far.
job application vibes, if you please
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a snippet of a lame assed resume, reading "Nicholas Garcia" in white and "Researcher & Content Curator" in orange
i finally saw a job listing a couple of days ago that made me go “wow, i might have a chance at that” and set out to finally update my resume.
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
glad that i was able to collect a handful of coworkers/bosses willing to be references, and happy that i actually spent time tonight jazzing up my entirely-too-long resume, even though the latest covid booster is trying to kill me.
i don’t think i’ll get the job, but my goal is to stop futzing with the text and finish the application before the end of the weekend.
vibe for me, pls. or gimme yr best pep talk. or something. yeah.
(and no, my resume is NOT orange text on black background. that's just dark reader inverting google docs' colors so i don't fry my retinas in the dark)
ape canyon
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Mountain biking on the southeastern
shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. Fairly epic trail, which I fell off of only 3 times on a 45 degree slope. That’s okay, the thorn bushes broke my fall(s), and none of my injuries are permanent. 6.5/10 would again.
shoulder of Mt. St. Helens. Fairly epic trail, which I fell off of only 3 times on a 45 degree slope. That’s okay, the thorn bushes broke my fall(s), and none of my injuries are permanent. 6.5/10 would again.
I don't see no damned dirty apes
Mr. Ice, Mr. Hill
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Vanilla Ice and Benny Hill posing together, throwing hand signs. Ice has two different colored shoes on. Hill wears his ball cap backwards. Such goofy guys, these two.
Per schlubs on the Internet:
Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
Vanilla Ice and British comedian Benny Hill were photographed together in 1990 in Daytona Beach, Florida, while serving as fellow judges for a spring break beauty pageant.
Naturally
peak manhood
This is the off brand equivalent of finding out Picasso and Eminem were alive at the same time
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I don't think the squirrel thought this through. Owl be like "ooooh lunch"
Life comes at you fast
@patd "Lunch comes at you fast"
yesterday
Who knew Morty was a tmbg fan?
😱😱
How it ended
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I've been away for a while. Life took an unexpected turn, I learned some hard lessons, and came away with a better understanding of myself and the people around me. Grateful for the growth, and glad to be sharing things again.
Who will survive, and what will be left of them?
Back porch sandwiches
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Color photograph of an evening scene, crowded with dimly-lit trees and residential buildings. The sky is bright with urban glow, and some stars are visible.
...on an 80° evening with friends.
Urban glo over bungalo!
Bowman Creek Valley, Glacier NP
OFG
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a black and white linocut print of a cheese grater with the text "oh fucking grate"
source: facebork
Caught In The Beam
…
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Confession: I sometimes confuse Naomi Klein with Naomi Wolf
@BennyTheIcepick "If the Naomi be Klein / you're doing just fine / If the Naomi be Wolf / Oh, buddy. Ooooof." The confusion led Klein to write this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@BennyTheIcepick You have to read Doppelganger. It is wonderful and includes some funny stories about that phenomenon.
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Beautiful.
THIS IS THE IDEAL MALE. YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE.
Enlarged to show texture
yesterday too
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😳
John Berkey, "Superships," Popular Mechanics, December 1988
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Cutaway illustration by John Berkey of a speculative cruise ship that's like a floating high-rise building
Cut-away marker renderings was peak humanity.
Oh man, so many happy childhood memories of perusing my dad's collection of old Popular Mechanics and Popular Science magazines!
Take THAT communist orcas!
I can smell this image.
Most 2026 phrase you'll hear all day for $200, Alex
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Social media post with text:
BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapid flashing images of plates.
BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapid flashing images of plates.
Perfection.
This is the second "torturing computers" headline I've seen today, what is going on
https://www.404media.co/someone-...
https://www.404media.co/someone-...
@B6FA798A3449 for some reason i always run into a paywall with 404media, even though i must only see 1-2 articles from them a month.
here's an archive link in case others have this problem:
https://archive.ph/cAsBz
also, oy vey, per that article: some time ago i had some rando add me as a contact on LinkedIn. every time he pops up in my feed since, he's posting insanely impassioned pleas to "free AI", spouting how he's "seen proof in chats" that LLMs are sentient beings. it's... yeah, wow.
here's an archive link in case others have this problem:
https://archive.ph/cAsBz
also, oy vey, per that article: some time ago i had some rando add me as a contact on LinkedIn. every time he pops up in my feed since, he's posting insanely impassioned pleas to "free AI", spouting how he's "seen proof in chats" that LLMs are sentient beings. it's... yeah, wow.
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Abolition Teapot
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A creamware teapot, with a black design on it, a decorative pattern around a poem: "Health to the Sick / Honour to the Brave / Success to the Lover / Freedom to the Slave".
source: https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/roundtab...
Abolition Teapot, by Josiah Wedgwood & Sons, c. 1760. Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery.
Abolition Teapot, by Josiah Wedgwood & Sons, c. 1760. Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery.
Love me a long "s". Succefs!
What does a Lover consider Succefs, I wonder
@gormat Probably it's orgafm.
