A picture of Sugar's Copper Blue on (for some ridiculous reason) ORANGE vinyl.

screenshot of video: against a purple background, a gift wrapped in a green ribbon and bow is on the right; on the left, text reads "For The Person Who Likes Sex & Violence"

a dense poster diagraming the components of the curta mechanical calculator, a hand-sized cylindrical device with a crank on top. the diagram shows the numerical selector switches along the side, the pins and other moving components within the device, as well as explanatory text (too voluminous to transcribe here at the moment)

Columbo on the phone saying "That's Tuesday the 18th. I'll hold."

A game box called "Celestial Pursuit" The Ultimate in LDS Trivia

Mac and me alien driving

Illustration of someone washing their face with the caption "Fig. 27-8. Don't consider "quickie-swishes" a substitute for thorough cleaning.

An oil portrait of a small brown and white dog with a studded collar on a table. The table has a pink tablecloth. On the table, to the right of the dog, are a large white porcelain cup with a floral design, a broken piece of bread, and what is maybe a biscotti. The dog is slightly plump and has a smug expression.

Dolly Parton saying something to Miss Piggy

Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a burrito and saysỗẠbehold luis, I call it: the burrito." Luis eats it and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey?" Juan thinks and surmises "it looks like the ones I grew up with." Juan takes Luis to a field of small, bow-legged cylindrical donkeys who appear to me in great distress. Luis looks on in terror as one of the donkeys repeats
"kill me. kill me."

CDN media

Caption of photo showing artist in front of their portrait of Trump: Wendy Chartrand had no idea that her portrait of U.S. President Donald Trump, painted using horse manure mixed with water, would attract international attention after it sold at this year's Sooke Fine Arts Show, VIA WENDY CHARTRAND

a close up photo of a white chicken head on at the camera (the beak looks like Gonzo's nose)

vintage clip of a child throwing a handful or cash out a window

vintage viditel audio link through a phone

two stacks of cards, showing front/back of a red card with white text.

front: (all caps, large) Do Not Talk To Me About "AI"
(all caps, small)You Make Me Long For The Sweet Embrace Of Death

back: By using AI, you have given a pass to

* the staggering climate and ecological impact
* The outright attack on labor by capital
* The systemic disregard of consent
* The basis in wholesale theft and plagiarism
* The assault on the very concept of objective truth
* The enrichment of the most cringe billionaire fascist motherfuckers the world has ever seen

There is no ethical use of AI

If you ignore all of that, you are trying to negotiate what level of harm to others you find acceptable for your personal, selfish benefit. You advance the agenda of these hollow-eyed joyless money-ghouls who resent art, creativity, and life itself.

The machine is disgusting and must be destroyed

Two four-color comic book panels. In the first, our youthful protagonist is arguing with a server at a drugstore counter or possibly ice cream shop. "Five bucks for this malted? Hey, Mac, quit your kidding!" "Wish I *were* kidding, Frank, but you wanted an egg in it and eggs are selling for $2 apiece—then there's the milk—" In the second, he's scratching his head outside a theater. "What's going on around here? Has everyone gone nuts?" The theater advertises tickets: $10 adults, $6 children.

a blister-packed fake toy with a busily-designed cardback. the toy itself is a molded plastic clamshell in the shape of a nintendo DS, with a sticker for the dual screens showing 1) a hand pointing a gun at a barn and 2) a title screen reading "barn harmer" with a "player 1" icon of a bald shirtless man below that.

the cardback reads: "super jeff fun boy" and "handheld game toy". below it is an illustration of a CG-rendered shirtless bald man kicking toward a barn, with another barn aflame in a star-shaped insert behind him. below that is more text: "blow up and destroy several barn!" and "barn harmer - you hate barns in this game"

A deciduous hardwood forest.

A person walks across a tightrope high in the sky. The ground is not visible, just blue sky and clouds. The person is holding a balancing pole. They have arrived at the other end of the tightrope, which is anchored to a yellow sign planted in a chunk of earth that is hovering in space. The sign says "Closed" in black letters. A bird is perched on top of the signpost. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

rectangular collage of four images: the physical color LP discs, booklet, and gatefold jacket for phoebe bridgers’ third LP “lost weekend”. top to bottom, left to right: 1) the bluish disc held up to light to reveal the blue and black marbling, 2) a disc sitting atop a black inner sleeve and the black embossed lyric booklet, which is designed in the style of an illuminated manuscript, with a comet and other astral bodies visible through an arched doorway, 3) the booklet opened to reveal more of the illuminated style booklet, with the pages for “the governor’s wife” and “bobby” visible 4) the album jacket sitting atop a turntable dust cover as the album spins below it