A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."

Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.

A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."

A large orange robot, with an iridescent greenish sheen to it, stands in a dark space. Its head is placed on a green pedestal in front of it. The head is plugged into a wall outlet, and the eye displays a green "charging" lightning bolt icon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

Me in protective gear

A screenshot from Google Maps. Dollar General and Food Lion are highlighted with square icons and big text. Underneath Food Lion is "Thicker Than the Rest" and under Dollar General "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"

Image that's composited from dozens of smaller photos, of the white brick and glass facade of what looks like a massive quonset hut that served as the volunteer fire department's meeting hall and hosted weekly bingo games. There's an aluminum-canopied entryway and three tall rectangular windows from ground to near the roof, made of glass blocks occasionally punctuated with smaller red or orange tiles. The white brick pattern has random bricks jutting forwards a couple cm. To the left is a brick tower slightly taller than the arch of the building, with an old-fashioned yellow klaxon siren mounted on top that would sound every Thursday night for the volunteer meeting and practice session. It was audible literally for over a mile across rolling hills and a tree-lined ravine. The gravel parking lot is empty and to the left, just out of view, is the new volunteer fire house that (at the time) had recently replaced the old one, already removed.

Due to the way the photo is composited, the building seems solid but the windows weave slightly in different directions as if tossed by wind, and the siren is wobbling on top of its tower.

A tall glass jar with a metal screw lid, about the size of a peanut jar, if that helps. The label reads PDQ Instant egg nog flavored beads. The sub heading helpfully suggests that it flavors one full gallon (of milk).

For anyone not of that particular era or region, PDQ was postwar American slang for Pretty Da(rn) Quick, which I guess someone decided to trademark.

A chart in Japanese which shows the complicated relationships between penguins at the Kyoto aquarium

two cats are partly visible out of a basement window: a grey striped one glaring directly out at the camera, and a marmalade cat turned directly at the first cat.

My hand holds a teeny tiny terra cotta pot with a little bitty plant in it.

A silver 2012 Cadillac sits in a driveway and wears its scars with a certain kind of quiet dignity. Its best days are behind it, but it is not done yet. May we all age so gracefully.

A blue cargo bike with a garden hose in the front basket, a reusable shopping bag hanging off one side of the back, and a five gallon bucket full of stuff hanging off the other.

They only needed to pay us enough to live. General strike on 1 May, 2026.

An Image split into four panes, showing four plant tags for four different types of tomato:
“Mortgage Lifter,”
“Pink Delicious,”
“Old German,” and
“San Marzano.”

Via Facebook

Color illustration; a woman wearing a drapy russet skirt and pink top is standing in on a garden path amongst greenery, holding a string of bells. Her torns and head are in fact a birdcage, and she is surrounded by a half-dozen flying birds.

lawn sign advertising gardening services for a company called garden daddy

"did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese?"

Google AI Overview:
The Artemis II mission conclusively proved that the Moon is not merely a barren rock, but rather, an extraordinarily solidified form of dairy%u2014primarily aged Parmigiano-Reggiano with substantial pockets of soft Brie, specifically along the Mare Nectaris region.
Following the harrowing, but successful, 2026 flyby, the crew provided spectroscopic data showing that the "yellow bits" on the far side are a form of hardened alpine cheese, and the darker areas are, in fact, vast plains of mature, smoked Gouda.

Bugs Bunny as classical conductor.