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dogdogdogdogdog
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Film loop of a martial arts fighter, his legs in flames, delivering a spinning dropkick from on high to a hoodie-wearing adversary
Argie
"It's a living"
That one move you only sort of know how to make work on Mortal Kombat.
Left-right-up-lowkick
Dangit.
Left-upright-right-highkick
Ugh.
Mash buttons in frustration
*Flaming Leg Kick*
...
-thrown out of arcade for physically abusing game cabinet-
Left-right-up-lowkick
Dangit.
Left-upright-right-highkick
Ugh.
Mash buttons in frustration
*Flaming Leg Kick*
...
-thrown out of arcade for physically abusing game cabinet-
Athlete's foot commercial, material.
*unbuttoning intensifies* *even more unbuttoning*
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Photo of a shirt with a LOT of buttons in a jumbled pattern.
The Foreplay Shirt™
Biblically accurate shirt.
As someone who sews, this has been my experience every time I have ever attempted to use a button-holer on any sewing machine.
whip of the week
the deluxe is extra
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yellow text on a black background reads "THE BASIC BLOWJOB"
next slide:
THE ACIDIC
BLOWJOB
THE ACIDIC
BLOWJOB
BLOWJOB HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED
$20...
Same as in town.
Same as in town.
“thank you for your attention to this matter”
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film loop of a crusty, slimy, frogmouthed, bugeyed monster flapping its gums
At some point, "moist," was the least favorite word.
carry a whistle
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From a Facebook comment:
When he dies, on the anniversary of Renee Good’s death people should show up at his grave in numbers and blow whistles. They should stop on the street at the moment she was killed and blow whistles.
In the meantime, blow whistles loud at Donald Trump. Everywhere. In front of the White House. MaraLago. At his golf course. Everywhere. Make him dread the sound.
https://www.facebook.com/james...
When he dies, on the anniversary of Renee Good’s death people should show up at his grave in numbers and blow whistles. They should stop on the street at the moment she was killed and blow whistles.
In the meantime, blow whistles loud at Donald Trump. Everywhere. In front of the White House. MaraLago. At his golf course. Everywhere. Make him dread the sound.
https://www.facebook.com/james...
There's no way in hell his gravesite will be a publicly known or accessible space. The grass will never grow green there.
busted!
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a pine marten, stretched out from a deck railing with its fore paws on a bird feeder, looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face
Couldn't figure out why we were refilling the bird feeder so much, then I caught the culprit in the act (a pine marten).
At least it's mugging for the camera!
“Oh hi, thanks for the snacks!”
How lovely! My best fiend feeds birds and squirrels.
⚫️
I will miss this view
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a more-than 180° panorama taken from an upper balcony of a block of flats
The view from my mum's apartment last week, looking roughly NW over Glasgow and the hills beyond. You'll have to zoom in, but from here you can see: The Cobbler (58 km NNW), Ben Lomond (51 km NNW), Ben More (70 km N, up near Crianlarich), Dumgoyne (27 km N: it forms the distinctive notch just near the centre) and Ben Cleuch in the Ochils (57 km NE: snow covered, near the right). The Cathkin Braes wind turbine (near where I was born) is mostly hidden in the trees near the right. In theory, Goatfell on the Isle of Arran might be visible (58 km WSW), but the bay window on the building might be blocking the view. Yes, I did a GIS visibility analysis.
Mum is moving to an elder-care facility near my sister in Yorkshire next week. She is far less able to look after herself than she thinks, sadly. When she moves, my last link to the south side of Glasgow moves too. She's happy to move, so I'm happy, I suppose.
#panorama #scotland
Mum is moving to an elder-care facility near my sister in Yorkshire next week. She is far less able to look after herself than she thinks, sadly. When she moves, my last link to the south side of Glasgow moves too. She's happy to move, so I'm happy, I suppose.
#panorama #scotland
Thursday Morning Movie 2: Tech and The Alamo
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In which I address something that has bothered me for years.
a) I thought this was going to be about John Wayne's SludgeTrudgefest/OscarFailbait/CancerKilling/RacistShit movie about the Alamo and was all "A HA YES!"
and b) I too have noticed that and it also bugs me
and b) I too have noticed that and it also bugs me
I give Alamo a pass on that. They pump out so much artwork that makes the experience there special.
@williwaw, do you me The Conqueror (about Genghis Khan)?
@heyitsal, I like their style guide enough to copy it and put up fake ads in their bathrooms: https://www.ga2so.com/blog...
@heyitsal, I like their style guide enough to copy it and put up fake ads in their bathrooms: https://www.ga2so.com/blog...
2026.
Drip
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Animation loop of five interlocking rings made of what appear to be piano hammers slowly rotating, interwoven
See a chiropractor
some void
Fresh out of the oven at Chez Wells
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An oddly shaped sourdough
Tried a few odd things, including a second proof cold overnight, no salt, maple syrup.
Looks tasty! Maybe it needs some slashes to relieve steam?
👋🏼
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back to school
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my wife made this with AI.. she did not adjust my expression
Claudette Colvin
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Black and white photograph of a Black teenager in glasses wearing a dark crew-neck sweater, smiling slightly at the camera, against a neutral background. It may be a yearbook photo.
source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
"On March 2, 1955, she was arrested at the age of 15 in Montgomery, Alabama, for refusing to give up her seat to a white woman on a crowded, segregated bus.... Colvin was one of four plaintiffs in the first federal court case filed by civil rights attorney Fred Gray on February 1, 1956, as Browder v. Gayle, to challenge bus segregation in the city. In a United States district court, Colvin testified before the three-judge panel that heard the case. On June 13, 1956, the judges determined that the state and local laws requiring bus segregation in Alabama were unconstitutional."
Because Colvin was a teenage mother, her role in the story of Montgomery was downplayed in favor of Rosa Parks' (Parks being respectably married and an NAACP activist). She later moved to Detroit and New York, where she worked as a nurse's aide, and never quite forgave people for leaving her out of the history books. Colvin died yesterday at the age of 86. Rest in power.
"On March 2, 1955, she was arrested at the age of 15 in Montgomery, Alabama, for refusing to give up her seat to a white woman on a crowded, segregated bus.... Colvin was one of four plaintiffs in the first federal court case filed by civil rights attorney Fred Gray on February 1, 1956, as Browder v. Gayle, to challenge bus segregation in the city. In a United States district court, Colvin testified before the three-judge panel that heard the case. On June 13, 1956, the judges determined that the state and local laws requiring bus segregation in Alabama were unconstitutional."
Because Colvin was a teenage mother, her role in the story of Montgomery was downplayed in favor of Rosa Parks' (Parks being respectably married and an NAACP activist). She later moved to Detroit and New York, where she worked as a nurse's aide, and never quite forgave people for leaving her out of the history books. Colvin died yesterday at the age of 86. Rest in power.
This is the first time I have ever heard her name; so, the erasure was pretty effective.
Erasing history is, sadly, so very American.
@thelonius same here, just wow!
midnight sun
What I saw
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Strangelove still with the subtitle "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!"
It’s so frustrating to me how frequently I quote this scene (and this movie in general) with no one catching the reference
@BennyTheIcepick I quoted Alec Baldwin's rant from "Glengarry Glen Ross" once, and coworkers had no idea what I was talking about.
I used this quote just yesterday in a(nother) rant about the duplicity of the Trump administration.
all goddamn day
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Redd Fox in Sanford & Son faking a heartattack
have some gorilla cookies. you've earned it!
It’s the big one, Grady!
Elizabeth, I'm coming!
skinner box
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vintage picture of a woman pushing a push-button light switch with the caption "I toucher a button ... and it was the happiest day of my life
I mean… I get it. My grandparents didn’t have a flush toilet in their house until just before my parents were married. There were still kerosene lanterns in use in the second floor of the house throughout my childhood.
Me too, without the 'on'
Same Shirt, Different Millennia
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A man wearing the same shirt in two photos take. Roughly 25 years apart.
Practically Identical photos of me, taken more than a quarter century apart. I haven’t changed at all, right? RIGHT?!?
Wiser...
The smirk is more pronounced, other than that very little change
@0y3ahSansAcut3 DEFINITELY not
Misty morning
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Early morning scene of car headlights casting a long shadow across a misty street
One might even say a misty moisty morning, and cloudy was the weather
whip of the week
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a ridiculously small fighter jet - a bulbous, shiny-silver-aluminum-skinned airplane looking like a glass bubble cockpit perched atop a bean-shaped engine with two stubby wings and truncated tail fins (emblazoned with the U.S. Air Force logo of a white 5-pointed star on a navy blue circle and red/white/blue-striped bar) - sits atop a yellow black-wheeled storage rack on a concrete runway bordered by green grass.
Meant to be deployed from (and somehow recovered by) a U.S. bomber, it has no actual onboard landing gear.
the McDonnell Goblin XF-85 parasite fighter jet, about which more here: https://www.neatorama.com/2026...
the McDonnell Goblin XF-85 parasite fighter jet, about which more here: https://www.neatorama.com/2026...
I forget which Air & Space Museum I've seen one of these at, but I cannot stress how tiny it actually is in person. It's adorable!!
Budget cutbacks for Seafair this year.
potät
how I work
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boy with his hands moving on a vintage computer keyboard with the code just flying by
10 PRINT "BUTTS"
20 GOTO 10
20 GOTO 10
@snarkout *snicker*
That’s about as far as I got in C64 basic.