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neuracnu

if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner

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homerj 2 hours ago
That's awesome!
cristin pro 2 hours ago
💗
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Fantastic. Get that framed!
dad 2 hours ago
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
jer pro an hour ago
Fuck yeah.
idogcow an hour ago
Awesome!
ardgedee pro 51 minutes ago
Dang!
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samh

Ride Thru Winter

A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
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A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
Mounted studded tires and fenders on my commuter last week. My trusty steed is prepared for the next storm. It's missing lights and pogies in this photo but those will be added all in good time.
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cwhartman pro 4 hours ago
Excellent, keep getting out there this winter!

Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
shitleopard an hour ago
IS THAT AN ANTI-THEFT HUFFY STICKER OR LEGIT?
snarkout

Chief Godzilla Officer

Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
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Color photograph of a Japanese man in a gray suit, holding a detailed Godzilla model. It's captioned "Keija Ota". At the bottom, it reads "Occuptation: Film and TV producer; Managing Executive Officer and Chief Godzilla Officer of Toho Co., Ltd."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

I didn't know until today that this job existed and now I'm sad that I'll never have it.
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urlnotfound pro 8 hours ago
*gets arrested in Japan for breaking and entering to steal a way-too-small business suit

"They said dress for the job you want and I want his job."
mikenmar 6 hours ago
Best comment thread ever.
mikenmar 6 hours ago
Interview here: https://lp.p.pia.jp/article...

Key quotes:

"I want to increase the points of contact—the touchpoints—between everyone and Godzilla, and make him an even more familiar presence than before."

"Furthermore, we will develop diverse content beyond just video content, increasing the entry points to Godzilla and creating opportunities for people to encounter Godzilla"
Argie

I'm BatStampMan

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Postcard from Germany arrived today with this most excellent Batman stamp on it. Straight to the pool room!

and straight to the stamp shk https://mltshp.com/ilovestamp
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bezt pro 11 hours ago
Na na na na na na na Bat Stamp!
Argie pro 10 hours ago
@bezt ++
dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
Pulled, no doubt, from a box that is prominently labeled "BAT POSTAGE"
snarkout pro 6 hours ago
Saved to the Batman shk!
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jpoulos

For current use

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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mandami gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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dphiffer

578 eight second exposures

A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'

The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
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bezt pro Yesterday
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.

Inverse modern astronomy
homerj Yesterday
Literal sky net
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
dad Yesterday
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
idogcow 23 hours ago
No Sparrow Shall Fall
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jazon

Circle Bed

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A 1970s advertising product photo shows a man and a woman lying on a circular bed surrounded by entertainment devices. Built into the circular bed are: a TV, a stereo system, and a wet bar.

The ad text reads: "The ultimate in personal environment. Privacy. Comfort. Entertainment. All within your reach. RCA Circle Bed Model CB-1000."
We lost direction as a society when we stopped making these.

(EDIT: Apparently this is AI Slop. Sorry about that. so sad ... )

source: Anson Burtch https://shakedown.social/@aburtch...
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Superyeti 7 hours ago
It doesn't mean we can't START making these.
cottenwess 7 hours ago
@Superyeti its a slippery slope when we start adding a mini fridge for sandwiches and cheese
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
Sleeping in those velveeta sheets...
me3dia pro 6 hours ago
My last year in college, a friend and I rented an apartment from a known slumlord. It was a decent enough two-bedroom just a couple blocks from campus, and cheap even for off-campus housing at the time. I'm pretty sure it was a handshake lease.

In the apartment below ours were a drug dealer and his girlfriend, who were nice enough and relatively quiet despite the steady stream of visitors. They'd occasionally have very loud sex. When they moved out, they left their queen-sized circular bed behind. My roommate and I briefly considered picking it up and using it as a new sofa, but decided against it because of the stains. They were replaced by a lesbian couple who cleaned the apartment at 9am every Saturday while listening to half of Beck's "Odelay" (just their favorite songs, I guess) at ear-splitting volume so it could be heard over the vacuum. I worked Friday nights until 3 or 4am, so *that* was much appreciated.

Anyway, that's the only time I've ever seen a round bed in the wild.
homerj 5 hours ago
Really no different than laying in bed with our phones.
drurystephanie 5 hours ago
NEED
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
And you thought folding regular fitted sheets was challenging!
idogcow 57 minutes ago
A million resorts in upstate New York with champagne glass bathtubs cried out…
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jaymayday

yay!

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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
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WikiAdam Yesterday
Ooh, what do we have here?
jaymayday Yesterday
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
WikiAdam Yesterday
@jaymayday Would eat
Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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joffaboy

The Big Dingo ('Yellow Dog')

A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
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A suspiciously metallic looking brown dog statue
Snapped today in Glenreagh, northern New South Wales. (It's not all that big, maybe 4 metres tall.)
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Argie pro 10 hours ago
big for a Dingo tho
BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
We’re gonna need a bigger baby
bezt pro 8 hours ago
Reg Mombassa vibes
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick ha ha ha ha ha
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0y3ahSansAcut3

This Today...

Results of a California political race, where the winner does not have the quintessential "American," name. Salud Carbajal.
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Results of a California political race, where the winner does not have the quintessential "American," name. Salud Carbajal.
Oh California! Candidates names.
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shitleopard an hour ago
DOES IT GET ANY MORE MILQUETOAST THAN THAT OPPONENT NAME?
robotmachine

 

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Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
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samh pro 2 days ago
: )
ba pro 2 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering 2 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro 18 hours ago
wooohoooo!!
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artwells

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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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MackReed pro Yesterday
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
jaymayday Yesterday
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
This is my "Bob"
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Grunkle Stan?
idogcow 23 hours ago
I don't recall owning a tie…
Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
I too am an old.
mare pro 11 hours ago
I don’t even have a TV
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MackReed

condescending online man shall not be forgot

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/hallabur...
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artwells pro 16 hours ago
Incompetent Militant Papist Clown Passe
snarkout pro 10 hours ago
I see no reason.
MackReed

incoming freshman democrats

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A woman looks out fiercely from inside the hulking yellow industrial humanoid robot she is operating
oh, and let’s make someone fierce, clear, sharp, and irreproachable like Warren and AOC leaders of their respective majorities, while we’re at it. I’d be cool with that.

source: https://www.tumblr.com/alphamec...
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snarkout pro 10 hours ago
I've been trying to assemble just a capsule biography of all the Dems who flipped a seat, and reading about Teresa Benitez-Thompson—the first Democrat elected in Reno since it got its own seat in 1981—I saw that she was a former Miss Nevada (finished 4th at Miss America that year). It turns out that she seems *wildly* impressive. https://thenevadaindependent.com/article...
snarkout pro 10 hours ago
Here's her doing a monologue from The Laramie Project, about the murder of Matthew Shepard, as her talent performance at the 2003 Miss America pageant. 2003! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
gschmd

coffee borb

A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
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A round bird holding a steaming cup of coffee
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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wjcstp

new Sidewalk Diamonds single drop

The Sidewalk Diamonds name above a murder of crows in the shape of a heart flying by a pole with power lines diagonal across the image. 

The lower corner has song titles:
Lightweight Black Sweater
Dirt Town Dreams
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The Sidewalk Diamonds name above a murder of crows in the shape of a heart flying by a pole with power lines diagonal across the image.

The lower corner has song titles:
Lightweight Black Sweater
Dirt Town Dreams
The band i play bass in released a new single today, a preview of our new album Summer Souls & Melting Hearts coming our next month.

Stream and purchase here (it's Bandcamp Friday!):
https://sidewalkdiamonds.bandcamp.com/album...

For anyone local to Minneapolis, we're headlining an album release show on December 4th at Cloudland Theater:
https://sidewalkdiamonds.com/event...
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davidl pro 4 hours ago
Listen and purchase: https://sidewalkdiamonds.bandcamp.com/album...
wjcstp pro 3 hours ago
@davidl Thanks, i apparently didn't save my description text before i left the page, re-added now.
zeitgeist

No one can hear you scream

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0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
We should all make a screaming gif with audio, FFU.
hertz pro 16 hours ago
Musk you be so coy as to who you mean?
tom pro 6 hours ago
gee, like a completely different movie.
me3dia pro 6 hours ago
AI, capitalism and an evil tech company are already the real villain in the Alien series. The first two, at least.
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
@me3dia
I think that’s the joke?
travis pro 6 hours ago
having followed McJesse since his vine days, that's the joke folks
me3dia pro 5 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @travis ah, fair enough
tonyb pro 3 hours ago
ZAT IZ ZE JOKE
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Texas Owes Her

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett, of Texas, gerrymandered out, gone but neither forgotten, nor silenced.
Rep. Jasmine Crockett who showed considerable backbone, and gave a unique lesson about freedom of speech, and fearless activism. She is the bane of racists everywhere, the mother of the new Texas spirit. She lent her balls to Talarico.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
She’s incredible and I hope to see plenty more of her. I do think Talarico was the better choice for the general - just in terms of not having to overcome the racism and misogyny that regrettably appears hard baked into the electorate - but she has so much to offer Texas and this country.
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
She's miraculous and we must protect her at all costs
frothywalrus 16 hours ago
I dunno... she seems like a liability that won't get much push forward.
williwaw

"I Voted" stickers on Alex Pretti's memorial

Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
source: Kurt Nelson photog
https://www.reddit.com/r...

#ivoted
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jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Oof 😢
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I've seen other photos from that corner this morning, the number of stickers is growing fast
wmo

getting there

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cristin

Everyone's job today in the USA

still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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beep pro 3 days ago
also every day
hertz pro 2 days ago
Make Aryans Grimace Again
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Yes, but is science really real?
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@MackReed IN THIS COMMENT WE BELIEVE

SCIENCE IS REAL
REAL IS SCIENCE
IS REAL SCIENCE
HFUCISISOKFNFNSK
idogcow 23 hours ago
I Still Believe
patd

Obstruction

A black hatchback that is an EV, parked immaturely at a gas station. It is night and the car's lights are on.
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A black hatchback that is an EV, parked immaturely at a gas station. It is night and the car's lights are on.
My buddy said everyone's car looks cooler when you photograph them at night at a gas station because of the overhead lights. This is about as menacing as my commuter EV will ever look.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
The irony of photographing an EV at a gas pump is not lost on me
misslivie Yesterday
^lol
jessamyn

someone got their USA car out yesterday

a Chevy corvette in a parking lot with a red white and blue USA-1 license plate.
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a Chevy corvette in a parking lot with a red white and blue USA-1 license plate.
Can't blame them.
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cottenwess

i voted aboard the edmund fitz

winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
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winning high school entry for Michigan's I Voted sticker; a drawing of the Edmund Fitzgerald (1958-1975)
This was one of Michigan's "I Voted" stickers.

https://www.michigan.gov/sos...
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travis pro Yesterday
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
fisherdah Yesterday
It looks like that imagines it made whitefish bay by putting 15 more miles behind her
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Aw man I did not get this choice at my locality
dogwelder

New ink? Oh boy!

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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Turboencabulator. You can tell from the manifolds.
dogwelder pro Yesterday
Maybe, but I don't see any unilateral phase detractors.
B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
Ah yeah, once the Canudenshpringle paper came out, everything changed overnight.
samh pro Yesterday
Its definitely going to kill us.
jive_t pro Yesterday
out of blinker fluid
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Just tightening up the widget arm.
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jaymayday

haters gonna hate

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but i love you tho
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
I think I love you too!
jaymayday Yesterday
@waldopepper : omg! why??
Argie pro 18 hours ago
:hugs everyone: 😁
snowbow

 

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i've taken up the violin again. started about a month ago and i've been loving it.
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ba pro 2 days ago
Are you...a cat?
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
And Carl can play the bagpipes!
bocaj Yesterday
Cat for scale. I wish I knew more about music so I could make a better scale joke.
poorusher Yesterday
Catatonic
fisherdah Yesterday
@ba +
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wjcstp

"We will rip ICE apart"

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Very good victory speech from our new MN Senator
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williwaw pro 2 days ago
I haven't been able to quite articulate it enough (in my head) to post about it here, but it made me weep last night thinking about how much we owe Minnesota for standing up to ICE the way they did last winter (and still do!). A lot of other people have stood up and shown up, and worked hard (godDAMN, Georgia!)- don't get me wrong - but by fighting back so forcefully and publically "ordinary" Minnesotans just galvanized the country in the way it really needed and they deserve some credit for what happened nationwide yesterday.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
@williwaw I think Minnesotans recognized that simply caring about your neighbors in this day and age has become a radical act, and we made the most of it that we could. There were dozens (maybe hundreds) of small groups organizing help for people here, so while the cartoonishly evil of ICE helped make it a national story, the roots of support and connection went so much deeper. Even farther out from the Twin Cities, ICE was abducting people and disrupting communities, and that helped those more isolated parts of the state both recognize the problem and find support networks in ways that cut through their haze of right-wing media. MN Isn't uniformly blue, but this election pushed the state as a whole back toward the left.

Also, much of this goes back further to George Floyd and the networks of support that grew from those killings. ICE focusing here just reactivated that feeling of being under siege and the need to band together.
jmck pro 2 days ago
hell yeah
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
💙
fishtaco Yesterday
Watched it three times!
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