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9 years of MLTSHP (and counting)
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square phone pic: a closeup of a light blue shirt and royal blue hoodie, folded so their logos are adjacent. the light blue shirt has the cursive MLKSHK logo, and the royal blue has the MLTSHP deelux logo.
happy anniversary, you weirdos!
on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.
nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.
(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com
for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.
nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.
(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com
for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
danelectro
i need more of youse artwork fuckers
I think I still have the black on black shirt
I know I still have the black on black shirt
Wall to wall carpeting
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As was the style at the time.
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"... and now we have an AI app on our phone that humiliates us for a monthly fee! Progress!"
No one expects the Corporate Memphis Inquisition
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Reminds me of Czech illustrations. Like Elisabeth Ivanovsky https://www.stnicholascenter.org/media...
Maybe this link works better https://www.knightsoftheholyeu...
The Subscription of the Torturer
Charting human migration over deep time
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World map showing human migration from Africa, starting at 200K years ago and finishing about 10K years, with colours used to show approximately 15 K year segments
Except for the pretty well evidenced 30k year old human settlement in Brazil!
Shame nobody ever migrated to the British isles. I hear they were nice back then.
Sam in sun
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Pic of a very good boy.
Sam wouldn't eat any dinner, which is not normal and would not go out for a last wee before I went to bed.
He had been whining at me a bit more than usual but I could not find a way to make him happy.
He is getting on and we are naive regarding pets aging. I really thought he was going to pass away over night.
Mrs roonie is away and I had to contemplate telling her over the phone what had happened.
I had to brace myself this morning when I woke up. It was so quiet.
When I found He was not only alive but seemingly quite happy, I cried.
He had been whining at me a bit more than usual but I could not find a way to make him happy.
He is getting on and we are naive regarding pets aging. I really thought he was going to pass away over night.
Mrs roonie is away and I had to contemplate telling her over the phone what had happened.
I had to brace myself this morning when I woke up. It was so quiet.
When I found He was not only alive but seemingly quite happy, I cried.
The bestest
Aging pets are hard, all you can do is pay attention and keep them as happy and comfortable as you can.
@wjcstp We've had like thousands of aging pets. And until these two, every single one of the MFers have died on us!!!
My skin has not grown thicker over time.
My skin has not grown thicker over time.
Spicy advice
db
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Windscribe VPN's login verification step.
Never change Windscribe.
Never change Windscribe.
It HAS been a while since we've seen Sir Dikkus Buttocks.
@Lockjaw same here. It's like seeing an old friend.
that childhood yearning for a unified quantitative framework
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a light colored cat sits at a counter top with a tiny laptop in front of it. across the top is the text “ever since she was a kitten she has wanted to transform unstructured data into actionable business insights”
Heehee
For real tho..?
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I would lose my ever-loving mind if a lying rapist crook and pedophile got in my face and insulted me. I don't give a flying fuck if he works for the government.
I'm so sick of this shit.
So sick of it.
I'm so sick of this shit.
So sick of it.
No
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Fig. 3. Yah. About the weather ...
Excel DS
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An early
Nintendo DS photoshopped to look like it’s running Microsoft Excel.
Nintendo DS photoshopped to look like it’s running Microsoft Excel.
Via the always excel-lent Nanoraptor account on Mastodon: https://bitbang.social/@NanoRap...
See the #nanoraptor tag for more of Dana’s stuff. https://mltshp.com/tag...
Max
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Pic of a nature lover.
He loves to bring nature indoors. Usually when it is dead and he has finished playing with it.
He loves to bring nature indoors. Usually when it is dead and he has finished playing with it.
Maxie Taxi.
Big Goober.
Big Goober.
Oooooh big old cutie pie goober.
That was my response! Oooooooooh cuddly wuddly snuggle buddy, the best kind of goober.
Powderhorn Park
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A photograph from the southeast part of Powderhorn Park in Minneapolis. The foreground is all green grass. The middleground features two trees on either side of the frame. The background has many more smaller trees and a bit of the lake showing through them.
Its been a very weird time and I've been in a funk the last couple months processing the trauma of the ice surge here, the state of our country, the ever-closer end of my current job, the need to find a new one and some personal stuff.
But this morning, sitting in the park, things felt good and I liked it so I took a picture.
But this morning, sitting in the park, things felt good and I liked it so I took a picture.
thanks (?) ba
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A very tired looking woman holds up a copy of the book Infinite Jeffs. It has a cover like The Infinite Jest only all the words on it are "Jeff"
I had to explain to the woman at the post office what The Infinite Jest was and why I was laughing so hard.
Next on the shelf: Gravity’s Rambo
this is amazing. i am cacking.
also, obligatory "the cringing of lot 49" or "finnegans wanks" or something like that
also, obligatory "the cringing of lot 49" or "finnegans wanks" or something like that
I was actually thinking of Finnegan's Waaaaaaah
I'm like freaking out man
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Hippie guy opens the door and freaks out
I wonder if the internet has tracked this guy down for a "where are they now" moment.
Can you imagine his face when he finds out that he's been rediscovered on the internet
@Mr_Encyclopedia 😂
What's the worst that could happen...?
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I am personally aware of the wonders of psychedelics as a means to clearing psychic blockages... and also of how dangerous, and terrifying, that clearing can be. I'm still working through some of the stuff that happened on my first dieta and the experiences I had following it...
And I can say with certainty that the vast majority of folks are not in any way, shape or form, prepared for what these medicines can show you... about yourself and the world we inhabit together.
From the source*
"If you look at AtaiBeckley’s investor presentations, they’re telling investors that DMT and 5meoDMT are like Spravato - two-hours, no therapy, just safety monitoring by a nurse. But 5meoDMT and DMT are not like ketamine. Nurses can do great work, but if traumatic content comes up like early trauma or ontological shock, that’s precisely the sort of content that only therapists are trained to handle."
I've never done Spravato or any form of K, and likely never will, but I've done the other two and there is nothing at all subtle about the effects of 5meoDMT. Not even a little. It's 20+ minutes of sitting at the center of your mind hoping the cracks don't get any bigger. A boon to some, an abject nightmare to others.
I'm sure someone is going to make a killing on the IPO, tho.
*https://www.ecstaticintegration.org/p...
And I can say with certainty that the vast majority of folks are not in any way, shape or form, prepared for what these medicines can show you... about yourself and the world we inhabit together.
From the source*
"If you look at AtaiBeckley’s investor presentations, they’re telling investors that DMT and 5meoDMT are like Spravato - two-hours, no therapy, just safety monitoring by a nurse. But 5meoDMT and DMT are not like ketamine. Nurses can do great work, but if traumatic content comes up like early trauma or ontological shock, that’s precisely the sort of content that only therapists are trained to handle."
I've never done Spravato or any form of K, and likely never will, but I've done the other two and there is nothing at all subtle about the effects of 5meoDMT. Not even a little. It's 20+ minutes of sitting at the center of your mind hoping the cracks don't get any bigger. A boon to some, an abject nightmare to others.
I'm sure someone is going to make a killing on the IPO, tho.
*https://www.ecstaticintegration.org/p...
Yeah that does seem sort of reckless, from what I have heard about DMT.
Psychedelic "Industry" - there's your problem.
i'm good thanks
Never change, Oz.
nothing personal
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An assembly line in a drab gray room. Yellow spheres sit on a conveyor belt. Below the conveyor belt are various wires and machinery. Above the conveyor belt are robotic arms that spray red paint and draw eyebrows and frowns on the spheres, transforming them into the "angry" emoji one sees on Facebook. Above, a figure wearing a suit and tie observes from a glowing green window. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Social Media (aka The Outrage Machine)
Mockup image for a part of "Dreams and Hallucinations"
mshltp
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https://mltshp.com/p/1C9TX
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPM7
Sorry for the horrible clipping masks doing this in between things on a call
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPM7
Sorry for the horrible clipping masks doing this in between things on a call
you goddamn kids don't understand
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woman at a huge card catalog
she in that help me obi wan position
Just think: there used to be an entire industry devoted to building these specific types of card catalog drawer cabinets. Kinda makes you wonder if there are abandoned factories with all the necessary tools in place to build more.
@dreyfusslugado There was a period around 2000-2005 when I was still renting when lots of these (and Globe Wernicke glass-fronted legal bookshelves) were available on eBay, too.
always looking like a peacock, but feeling the flames on the side of my face
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I live at 2
I'll Curry favor with #1.
No Body better than #9.
I’ll be lee ving now…
I’ll be lee ving now…
from matt groenig's "student's guide" for apple, 1989
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square page from a 1989 "students guide" published by apple, featuring illustrations by matt groenig. across the top in green block letters reads "THE PROCRASTINATOR". below that, a bear-like creature sits back in a chair with its feet up on a desk. its speech bubble reads "paper's due at 8am... but first i must alphabetize my albums, refold my socks, and step out for nourishing pizza." below that is the caption: "traits: never makes decisions (except in restaurants)" and "warning" this will work for only so many decades"
a page from this came up somewhere in social media hell earlier today. i had forgotten it existed.
also, it me, i am the procrastinator, and i can absolutely put off that report for another week, i just gotta get through this wikipedia article
more info / scans of other pages:
https://flashbak.com/matt-gro...
https://www.openculture.com/2014...
also, it me, i am the procrastinator, and i can absolutely put off that report for another week, i just gotta get through this wikipedia article
more info / scans of other pages:
https://flashbak.com/matt-gro...
https://www.openculture.com/2014...
I am also the https://mltshp.com/p/1RDA8
Wanton Destruction Of CBS Property
how I work
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family at a vintage computer with a man juggling odd objects behind them
there is no better way
We’re going to ignore that guy in the peripheral?
there's a reason we need invite Kevin to happy hour.
New Whip
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Haven't mained an M in ~10+ years, or any rangefinder since COVID. I felt it was time to right that wrong.
edit: Base line M10 in can you're asking
edit: Base line M10 in can you're asking
Oh my camera Deities, it has an umlaut. Will the cat let you use their camera?
Cat bats it off the table in 3 … 2 …
In all seriousness, this looks dröölworthy.
In all seriousness, this looks dröölworthy.
*drooling intensifies*
What does the fox say? *something muffled by hotdogs*
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An albertan fox stands, facing the camera, with a mouth full of hotdogs and a startled yet unrepentant look.
one instance where it feels okay to use a fox link: https://www.fox43.com/article...
