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Meet James Ensor
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An oil painting. Against a blue, cloudy sky, two skeletons, one wearing read rags and the other wearing a black garment and I guess a black papakha hat with some sort of badge on it, each have an end of a single strip of fish in their jaws. It's signed "ENSOR".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
James Ensor, Skeletons Fighting over a Pickled Herring. 1891 #painting #paintings
James Ensor, Skeletons Fighting over a Pickled Herring. 1891 #painting #paintings
bezt
Appreciate the man
I can't even anymore...
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If you board a bus, or airplane for that matter, with a mobile device and no headphones and you expect to consume media or communicate on that device without the aforementioned headphones you are, objectively, a terrible person.
This is not up for debate.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you insufferable subnormal shitheel.
/rant
This is not up for debate.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits you insufferable subnormal shitheel.
/rant
So you go and sit next to that idiot, looking over their shoulder at whatever show they're watching, or if it's music, just dance weirdly in front of them, maintaining disturbing eye contact.
I saw a post where someone on the bus was having a very loud speakerphone conversation. Fed up, the person behind them leaned forward and moaned, "Mmmm, put down the phone and come back to bed, sweetie!" Loud talker very quickly realized they could, in fact, have a quieter, private phone call after all.
Nothing like sitting next to somebody who's decided that the public space you're in is the best time to have an argument with their credit card company.
shit is getting serious
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my acceptance letter to UIC!
DePaul was my first application, but they're expensive as hell, so i decided UIC's Biology program was going to be the better option.. Spring 2027 i am on my way to being a biologist!
Congratulations! Science in America is hard, so this is extra impressive!
Salute!
Great!
☀️
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Shaft of sunlight striking the anus of a sleeping cat
Illustrative of all cats' opinion of themselves.
@dreyfusslugado **** very nice
that's gonna be a DOOZY of a side quest!
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The future I was promised.
ZOMMMBOCOMMM
Ijeoma Oluo's review of it is the best I've read
roxanne
Grape in hot Mildura
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Giant sultana in a park
Mildura has officially joined Australia’s collection of oversized roadside attractions with the unveiling of a 5.25-metre-tall Big Sultana.
The 1.25-tonne fibreglass fruit is 525 times bigger than the real thing and celebrates 100 years of dried fruit production in the region.
https://www.threads.com/share...
The 1.25-tonne fibreglass fruit is 525 times bigger than the real thing and celebrates 100 years of dried fruit production in the region.
https://www.threads.com/share...
[Marvin Gaye's "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" intensifies]
@dreyfusslugado
The 1980s claymation California Raisins were a memorable cultural touchstone of my childhood
The 1980s claymation California Raisins were a memorable cultural touchstone of my childhood
Walter Koenig, 1936-2026
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source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
I knew his son, who sadly passed away some years ago. RIP
alah ME dah
Nuclear Wessels
Lula
Miss Marple is a dirty old lady!
true story
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ten thousand percent
CHAD 3000
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A robot that i made up that only sings nickelback. i'm sure its good for something but i dont know what!!
Robot acts as a tour guide at an art gallery. "Look at this photograph.."
Slime molds are pure scifi
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"Kutub Uddin (Bangladesh/UK) reveals a magical and often surreal world of slime moulds that can barely be seen with the naked eye.
Fine threads, known as capillitium, emerge on the round, yellow-green bodies, which will eventually help disperse reproductive spores. Kutub says they appear like ‘tiny clusters or unusual textures on the wood, often appearing as minute pins, spheres or dust-like groupings’. "
source https://www.nhm.ac.uk/wpy...
via https://kottke.org/26...
Fine threads, known as capillitium, emerge on the round, yellow-green bodies, which will eventually help disperse reproductive spores. Kutub says they appear like ‘tiny clusters or unusual textures on the wood, often appearing as minute pins, spheres or dust-like groupings’. "
source https://www.nhm.ac.uk/wpy...
via https://kottke.org/26...
Probably my least favorite level from the Half Life series.
Vote.
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A campaign poster for the mayoral dog race in Grandview, OH
Ain't no rule
what's taters precious
smol
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A tiny original Mini Cooper in racing green next to a comparatively huge SUV
mittle buggy.
I dream of owning this particular setup.
There's a Subaru 360 in town with a big wind-up key on the roof so it looks like a toy car :D
@MackReed I know the owner, they're a fellow retrocomputing nerd. They've done a nice job, and it has the proper single central exhaust. It sounds like a racing Mini, too: quite growly.
@Xedrik a body shop in Glasgow used to chop Minis down to two seaters. At least one had a huge fibreglass key on top.
@Xedrik a body shop in Glasgow used to chop Minis down to two seaters. At least one had a huge fibreglass key on top.
This is why I don’t put the clean dishes away
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A photo of a white and orange house cat sitting on a dish drying mat on a typical American kitchen counter. A white bowl and black cutting board sit next to him. His front paws are folded underneath him as he sits in oblivious comfort.
Taco the cat resting on my drying mat. I have dozens of cat beds around the house.
Ach. Looks like a lief beest
But Taco has a cat bed right here on the bench, where they can keep an eye on you - and your silly behaviours.
@roonie I think that’s exactly what he thinks!
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THE IRISH TIMES
Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals,
displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear
about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it's like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
Having a monarchy next door is a little like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and has daubed their house with clown murals,
displays clown dolls in each window and has an insatiable desire to hear
about and discuss clown-related news stories. More specifically, for the Irish, it's like having a neighbour who's really into clowns and, also, your grandfather was murdered by a clown.
March 2021 column by Patrick Freyne!
Ear off? I dunno, part... 3.5?
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An old amplifier sit on a workbench in front of a concrete wall. The lights glow, it is ready for anything.
Used my leftover parts from the Marantz 2230 project to resurrect this old Pioneer SX-424 for a friend who just wanted something classy to put on a shelf. Nothing crazy here, just a reliable classic workhorse. Sounds fine. Looks slick. Just needs a little polish, deoxit and 3 in 1, and she'll do ya right. Sometimes that's all you want and that's cool too. Anything to keep the old stuff humming.
Ooohhh…pretty!
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strangers series
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recently, Ive been asking people if i can take their picture and surprisingly, everyone keeps saying Yes!
This is Mark. He jumped out of an aircraft 187 times to skydive.
This is Mark. He jumped out of an aircraft 187 times to skydive.
That burger looks EPIC
@poorusher : it was his second in a row!
@jaymayday : black n bleu or something
Sombrero Galaxy (goopymart-mix)
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A photo of the Sombrero Galaxy, edited by goopymart to make it look like a Mexican guitarist wearing said Sombrero Galaxy.
Years ago GoopyMart (is he even on mltshp?) did a remix of a photo I posted to another forum.
in response to https://mltshp.com/p/1RXXV
Another 4 Tweeters with terrible opinions
It’s no Rakotzbrücke
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But it’s home. No, really, it’s about 250m from my house.
Jean Dieuzaide, 1955. “Albarracin, Spain”
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Tweak the color palette a bit and it could be straight out from The Secret of Monkey Island
@lamnatos 👏👏👏 My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I’m a mighty pirate!
I can't decide if it would be rather fun or completely maddening to live in (and try to place furniture in) a house made of janky angles like this
Guardian Of The Cattle
Paval Chekov
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two Chekov's down.. if a third Chekov checks out, we may have a problem
The Sombrero Galaxy (IR)
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A pink ring of stars with cloudy blue aura
The Sombrero Galaxy in Infrared Light,
Messier 104 is commonly known as the Sombrero Galaxy because, in visible light, it resembles a broad-brimmed Mexican hat.
https://www.threads.com/share...
Messier 104 is commonly known as the Sombrero Galaxy because, in visible light, it resembles a broad-brimmed Mexican hat.
https://www.threads.com/share...
https://mltshp.com/p/1RXY5 (fixed that for you)
I voted. And got a great sticker.
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I read somewhere that using children’s drawings is a sign you don’t use AI.
(Of course AI is probably getting pretty good at generating children’s drawings, but that’s beside the point.)
(Of course AI is probably getting pretty good at generating children’s drawings, but that’s beside the point.)
sunday
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Woman in a bubble bath sipping coffee from a cup and saucer
I feel seen
Me, but with an old fashioned.