Cartoon of a seemingly intoxicated vampire in a black robe beneath a large, vividly colored thought cloud filled with abstract shapes, while a small blue-and-yellow-haired hippy man lies on the floor nearby.

Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump

A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.

May include: A raccoon-shaped sculpture covered in small, reflective silver mirror tiles. The figure features a black painted nose and dark, textured paws. The reflective surface creates a mosaic effect, capturing light and surrounding colors across its curved body.

'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"

Special Edition St Louis City Voter sticker featuring a USA 250 logo floating over the downtown skyline. The "V" in "Voted" is stylized to look like a checkmark with the right arm extended to form the silhouette of the Gateway Arch.

Detail of an oil painting. Against a beige ground, eight cats (of various colors) are on their hind legs, arrayed in a circle with their forelegs outstretched and touching or nearly touching. They're clearly dancing. In the background there's a weird-looking bird. In the foreground, a frog that seems to be wearing a witch's hat.

"Dune 3" popcorn bucket, featuring two sand worms poking out of the top

a stuffed longhorn cow stands behind a wooden fence, in the atrium of the very large Gaylord Texan Resort & Convention Center

Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.

A woman in an office chair with plastic snakes in her hair and green lipstick

cartoon of a hamster, wearing a round cap, embroidered waistcoat and cummerbund. He is sitting on his haunches, smiling, and is using a pointer to explain a piece of Arabic frieze as in a museum

A comically faced pumpkin carving.

a Scottish terrier looks mournfully out from beneath the white and gold miter of a red and gold pope costume

Woman in long gown drapes with embroidered octopus arms

Screenshot of part of a tweet that says:

Developer handoff has been so smooth since I started working this way. My effigy appears at the foot of the engineer’s bed and I open my mouth. The CSS comes out at a frequency only their fillings can receive. We’ve eliminated all meetings.

I no longer send clients presentations. I enter their dreams as a white horse with an already complete interactive brand guidelines. They’re free to leave feedback by speaking into a bowl of room temperature water. I receive it immediately and disagree with it on a cellular level. Transcending this outdated material plane is my standing Tuesday meeting.

Woman in tank suit wearing sash that says MYSTERY GIRL OF 1947 before a large ace of spades and a sign that says QUEEN OF RHE MAYHEM. She is glaring and brandishing a pistol.

Three Klingons performing their death ritual over a fallen comrade. They turn their heads to the sky and howl.

Two men hold 45 singles from SLURP Records up to the camera so that their faces are visible through the large spindle holes