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#LukesMildManneredDreams

A post from Mastodon, it reads:

From the archive, but also one of my absolute favourites:

Dreamt I was at a dinner gala and Mags Thatch was at the next table (we were the first two to arrive). She was in a tracksuit, and thoroughly nice. I was surprised at how people have given her such a hard time.

Feb 07, 2013 9:12:44 am

#LukesMildManneredDreams
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A post from Mastodon, it reads:

From the archive, but also one of my absolute favourites:

Dreamt I was at a dinner gala and Mags Thatch was at the next table (we were the first two to arrive). She was in a tracksuit, and thoroughly nice. I was surprised at how people have given her such a hard time.

Feb 07, 2013 9:12:44 am

#LukesMildManneredDreams
I decided to catalog all of my silly, nice dreams. I started a post on Mastodon and then meant to reply to it to create the thread, but I forgot to reply to some and broke the chain, so I created this hashtag with everything in.

https://infosec.exchange/tags...

I did this in contrast to my wife who used to wake up screaming after having night terrors. Whereas I would dream of nice trousers, having salad with the Aphex Twin, or hanging out with people in a relaxed atmosphere and so on.

I've gone through the archive as well as added more up to date posts.

Enjoy
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ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
Every so often I have dreams that are not particularly magical or such, but off-kilter and (if you read through to the end) not actually possible so they came off as more surreal or magical-realist. I would sporadically post them on Masto without any introduction so that they might sound as if I was describing a day's events, and the responses were interesting.

One respondent brusquely criticized what I had done in one of my posts and I still can't tell whether they had taken me seriously or it was their way of playing within the fictional space and just awkward.
robotmachine

Metro Day

A middle aged dork with glasses is sitting on a bus next to their very cool child. She is sporting a red coat and the whims of the city has bestowed some red tinted mood lighting on her face. 

You must never forget that anyone who is willing to be a cop is a bastard. Every single one of them. Free Palestine. Bibi can gargle my taint. Trans rights are human rights.
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A middle aged dork with glasses is sitting on a bus next to their very cool child. She is sporting a red coat and the whims of the city has bestowed some red tinted mood lighting on her face.

You must never forget that anyone who is willing to be a cop is a bastard. Every single one of them. Free Palestine. Bibi can gargle my taint. Trans rights are human rights.
The 11yo wanted to go downtown to explore transit in the city. We took the bus, the subway, and the light rail for no good reason and then came home. Excellent day out.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Hooray for public transit! How lucky to have so many options available to you.
jessamyn pro 14 hours ago
Great pic, great color coordination.
robotmachine pro 13 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick we just moved here last fall and I’m loving it. Cycling is pretty good everywhere I’ve been, too.
robotmachine pro 13 hours ago
@jessamyn <3
samh pro 13 hours ago
Teach 'dem yoots.
wmo pro 12 hours ago
giving public transportation freedom to an 11YO is maximum confident parent.
poorusher 7 hours ago
Alt text ✊️
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MackReed

neologisms, etm.

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wjcstp pro 21 hours ago
useful!
B6FA798A3449 pro 21 hours ago
I'm in
williwaw pro 21 hours ago
Gonna use this in all my research papers from now on: what a time saving device from looking up for the 1000th time the difference between i.e. and e.g.! Fantastic!

But more importantly *muahahahahaha* this will drive all those peer reviewing grammar pedants absolutely batshit. A hahahahaha! Imagine their comments! HAHAHA

*A Fish Called Wanda- Michael Palin on a steamroller voice* REVENGE!
bubbalumpkis pro 21 hours ago
"&m."
homerj 20 hours ago
Next step: Figure out an ampersand-type glyph for Etm!
fnerg pro 14 hours ago
That's all cool etm.
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O_C

Enoki Toshiyuki (b. 1961) - Black Cat

r/museum - Enoki Toshiyuki (b. 1961) - Black Cat
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r/museum - Enoki Toshiyuki (b. 1961) - Black Cat
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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bezt pro 23 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1MBY3
MackReed

superhero

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the lighting was perfect.

Also, he really needs a haircut but it’s not warm enough yet.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
Really a great portrait.
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Needs a haircut? At first glance I thought he WAS a haircut!
BennyTheIcepick

The End of the World by COB

A social media post from user @givemebudlight and a truncated handle reading Deedee megado…

The post from the morning of February 26, 2026, the day the US and Israel launched attacks on Iran, reads:

“If they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning? I don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked.”
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A social media post from user @givemebudlight and a truncated handle reading Deedee megado…

The post from the morning of February 26, 2026, the day the US and Israel launched attacks on Iran, reads:

“If they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning? I don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked.”
My kiddo’s mom and I were joking darkly about current events when I sent her this. She imagined her obituary to read:

“She died doing what she loved, sending an email “
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LocalStain pro 23 hours ago
Walk me out, in the morning dew, my honey...
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Remember Debbie does Dallas? When Kim does LA. it will be a different sort of memory.
thelonius 14 hours ago
You're still coming in, right?
BennyTheIcepick pro 13 hours ago
@thelonius
Ugh, fine. And might as well work through my lunch break, too.
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joffaboy

Saturn, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter above the Sydney Opera House

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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Saturn, Mars, Venus, and Jupiter above the Sydney Opera House.
https://www.threads.com/@freitag...
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m3moellering Yesterday
Gorgeous
bezt pro 23 hours ago
I think this is a processed version of a photo from 2022 - it approximately matches https://apod.nasa.gov/apod...
but with some significant differences.

It’s not from this year, though. The 2026 planetary parade should be in the western sky from Sydney, and this is ostensibly a photo looking east from a boat in front of the MCA and Circular Quay.
cristin pro 20 hours ago
@bezt I do like science debunking misinformation.
WikiAdam 15 hours ago
Why is this marked NSFW?
roonie pro 14 hours ago
@WikiAdam probable AI use
waldopepper pro 23 minutes ago
@WikiAdam Because it's a photo of Australia - full of cunts.
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nikkuneko

straight from the roost

an animal crossing themed coffee cup and saucer, with a diner-style yellow and brown color theme. across the front is a stylized version of brewster, the resident barista at the coffee shop in animal crossing games.

behind the coffee cup are a row of coffee table books
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an animal crossing themed coffee cup and saucer, with a diner-style yellow and brown color theme. across the front is a stylized version of brewster, the resident barista at the coffee shop in animal crossing games.

behind the coffee cup are a row of coffee table books
my sunday morning routine with a little animal crossing panache.

@kittons tracked this one down for me a while ago and it finally made its way to me. enjoying this darling little cup with my traditional sunday morning french press*

* if you are a coffee person, i've been enjoying james hoffmann's surprisingly easy and nice french press method:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

fujifilm x100f | astia sim | ISO 1600
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bencmeissner pro 19 hours ago
I'll have to try leaving mine longer and not pressing the screen all the way down. I always end up with sludge in the cup.

I use the method here: https://www.peacecoffee.com/blogs... Added bonus, the coffee guru in the video lives just up the street from me.
nikkuneko pro 19 hours ago
@bencmeissner oh nice! it's always so cool to have a local connection like that. i have definitely used some of the peace coffee guides in the past, so feel free to send my kudos!

and i was genuinely surprised at how well this method prevented the silt and sludge. i missed the satisfaction of the full plunge (STILL have the urge to do it every time) but that settling time does wonders (sometimes i do more than 5 minutes, even)
csilverman

"no one will know if he's real or not."

A simple line drawing of a person with a large body and a small head. The person is wearing a hat with a brim. Their head is the blue Mac OS logo: the classic one that looks like a smiling face logo divided into two blue halves. They are carrying a suitcase with an icon of a small compact Mac on it. On the front of their shirt is a minimalist, colorful painting of a compact Mac. For the most part, though, the composition is a canvas-colored tan. This, as some might recognize, is Mr Macintosh, a drawing initially commissioned by Steve Jobs from the Belgian artist Jean-Michel Folon. He wasn't carrying a System suitcase in the original version, though. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A simple line drawing of a person with a large body and a small head. The person is wearing a hat with a brim. Their head is the blue Mac OS logo: the classic one that looks like a smiling face logo divided into two blue halves. They are carrying a suitcase with an icon of a small compact Mac on it. On the front of their shirt is a minimalist, colorful painting of a compact Mac. For the most part, though, the composition is a canvas-colored tan. This, as some might recognize, is Mr Macintosh, a drawing initially commissioned by Steve Jobs from the Belgian artist Jean-Michel Folon. He wasn't carrying a System suitcase in the original version, though. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt

https://www.folklore.org/Mister_M...
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Davezilla pro 2 hours ago
Wow, OS 7 vibes!
LocalStain

 

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BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Ugh. We are living in increasingly dark times.
artwells

#ffu

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scene from 1984 Dune of Alia with a knife
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snarkout pro 12 hours ago
And that little girl grew up to be Gersten Hayward.
dad 11 hours ago
@snarkout yeah I re-watched dune not that long ago and discovered this.
MackReed

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nikkuneko

"The Ultimate French Press Technique" - James Hoffmann

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youtube post: coffee expert james hoffmann (caucasian, male presenting person with glasses and a david lynch level coif) presents a french press brewing method in a nice kitchen space
per https://mltshp.com/p/1RLE2

a favorite coffee prep method of late (or, rather, a favorite prep method when i have time to be still and enjoy the process).

my brain has been in full anxiety mode, so every sunday morning i start the day by grinding 30 grams of my favorite coffee, boiling up 500 ml of water, and just sitting with the french press in silence for a bit.

addendum:
for those who enjoy coffee, or even just the science around how we make coffee, james hoffmann is a delight. he's always fun, kind, and gentle with his content. he's willing to talk about and try the cheap stuff as well as the hyper-expensive hipster chow; he's always interested in good stuff for everybody. a nice, calming addition to your youtube regimen.
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drurystephanie 19 hours ago
this is seriously news I can use
m3moellering 17 hours ago
/full agreement on his demeanor. He has certainly educated me on all things coffee.
scruss pro 16 hours ago
The one where he deep-fried the beans instead of roasting them and his attempt to say anything nice about it all was wonderful.

Been on team French Press for decades. Welcome!
roonie pro 15 hours ago
We've been French Pressers for a long time but, sadly, we've been in a bit of a hurry - certainly when compared to James Hoffmann.

(deep breath) will try and slow down
dad 14 hours ago
Back in the 90's I was on vacation and had press coffee at a restaurant, as soon as I got home I bought a press and have been making coffee like that ever since. I work at home so no hurry.
I've been eyeballing my amounts but will make a point of trying the scale this week.
idogcow 12 hours ago
Coincidentally, French Pressed some coffee today now that the kiddo has a driver's license
ang pro 9 hours ago
I’ve been using a modified version of this for a while now. Two carafes. One for the brew and one for decanting into with a metal filter over the opening. Stir at the 4 minute mark then decant 8 mins later. Same coffee/water ratios.
Xedrik 8 hours ago
I also enjoy Coffee With Serge, for a different bit of coffee edutainment
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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joffaboy

Comet Tsuchinshan-Atlas over the Dolomites, 2024

Comet Tsuchinshan-Atlas over the Dolomites
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Comet Tsuchinshan-Atlas over the Dolomites
Photo by Alessandra Mas
source: https://apod.nasa.gov
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dad

 

Photo of Steve Bannon on a couch, caption:
Want to feel old? This is Rosemary's Baby today
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Photo of Steve Bannon on a couch, caption:
Want to feel old? This is Rosemary's Baby today
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MackReed

this guy

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If you don’t know it, this is a great story from the last time the US ever engaged in warfare for generally-accepted “good” reasons: https://www.tumblr.com/macmanx...

(h/t to @macmanx)
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B6FA798A3449 pro 21 hours ago
cf Asimov's "The Message"
wombatman70

M’kiddo’s first 5k

A photo of a finisher’s medal from Nashville Zoo’s 20th anniversary ZooRunRun 5k fundraiser race is held in my hand.
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A photo of a finisher’s medal from Nashville Zoo’s 20th anniversary ZooRunRun 5k fundraiser race is held in my hand.
The weather was perfect, the course was beautiful, it was well-staffed and so well-organized. A great race.

And freaking miserable.

My boy was maybe (MAYbe) 200ft in when he asked “How long IS this?! Can we stop?”
We then walked the rest of the course, with him crying and whining and fuming and so on.
Mostly I think it was because of the ol’ ADHD facing a big task that feels insurmountable, but in the end he was so proud of himself for finishing (I was proud of him, too, of course!) and has been FaceTiming basically everyone he knows to tell them that he finished his first 5k race. So good job Wesley, and hopefully it will be a long time before I have to do another one with him. 😂
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Go dad. Go kid.
m3moellering Yesterday
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!
wombatman70 23 hours ago
@MackReed 🎉🎉😊😊
wombatman70 23 hours ago
@m3moellering 🎽🎽Tanks!
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O_C

Costco 2026

Photograph of a person smoking a cigarette  in front of a Costco. They are wearing a black shirt and sunglasses, and appear to be a trapped behind/framed by many, many Costco shopping carts.
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Photograph of a person smoking a cigarette in front of a Costco. They are wearing a black shirt and sunglasses, and appear to be a trapped behind/framed by many, many Costco shopping carts.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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Kevin pro 22 hours ago
Even before reading the title or cart handles I knew that was a Costco.
bencmeissner pro 22 hours ago
@Kevin Was it the shopping carts the size of a car that gave it away?
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Costco, food, goods, and gas, fortress.
1f2frfbf pro 21 hours ago
This photo sums up my six years under the mast at Trader Joe's all too well.
Kevin pro 15 hours ago
@bencmeissner the brick wall and door design was first, I assume all Costcos have those but mine certainly does, then the carts seat not folding up when they're stacked together. We only recently got those at our store so they kind of stand out to me.
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idogcow

$8 Keychain Camera

A collage of four photographs all taken at a local Costco. The first image is a cartoon girl selling milk tea. The second is a red Lego suitcase. The third image is a 240 count Big red cup package, and the fourth image is the bread and pizza oven inside the kitchen at the front of Costco
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A collage of four photographs all taken at a local Costco. The first image is a cartoon girl selling milk tea. The second is a red Lego suitcase. The third image is a 240 count Big red cup package, and the fourth image is the bread and pizza oven inside the kitchen at the front of Costco
Set of 4 pictures from my new Knockoff Kodak Charmera dupe I dropped into Canva.

For now, having a camera the size of your thumb is def encouraging photos I'd never take with a phone
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drurystephanie Yesterday
You're influencing me.
cristin pro Yesterday
where did you get this $8 lens of fun?
m3moellering Yesterday
Pizza or hot dog?
Xedrik 22 hours ago
@cristin I see this on AliExpress, with free shipping. https://www.aliexpress.us/item...
mare 17 hours ago
It’s CA$25 in Canada which is weird because we don’t tariff Chinese goods.
idogcow 12 hours ago
@cristin @Xedrik the prices on AliExpress are all over the place, sometimes shipping is also a wild amount too. Keep looking and eventually you'll find the right combination. I've heard it also helps to shop from a seller with a large number of 'previously sold' too.

Adjusting to NOT overnight shipping is weird but the savings are so far been worth it for the small number of things I've bought there
idogcow 12 hours ago
@m3moellering Hot Dot (actually my first and I didn't take a picture of 😢)
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poorusher

COPAL POLAROID

A Sinar large format camera photographed from the front. There is a small lens on a custom made lend board plugged in with a cable release and a flash sync cable.
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A Sinar large format camera photographed from the front. There is a small lens on a custom made lend board plugged in with a cable release and a flash sync cable.
Recently got made redundant so I'm looking for my next gig.

But we're paying rent on the studio plus I've got a bucket load of Fuji Instax so the studio is a nice place to be. Trying to work on a new project.
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ba pro Yesterday
Onward and upward! You got this.
ArtVandelay Yesterday
Enjoy the freedom to work on projects of your choice, and good luck with next steps! 💪
m3moellering Yesterday
I wish you safety to go along with your new-found freedom.
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O_C

1947

black and white photograph of a man sitting on a curb observing an alley cat in a narrow alleyway.
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black and white photograph of a man sitting on a curb observing an alley cat in a narrow alleyway.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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snarkout pro 10 hours ago
Tom Waits cover art vibes.
artwells

What I saw

Wine glass on the sidewalk by a wall
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Wine glass on the sidewalk by a wall
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dreyfusslugado 15 hours ago
Touch Grass, Drink Wine
0y3ahSansAcut3

Evening Sky

Magenta pink sunset clouds.
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Magenta pink sunset clouds.
Magenta pink sunset clouds.
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KMAlexander

Made ribs again (and sausage)

A rack of smoked ribs and sausages lying on a cutting board.
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A rack of smoked ribs and sausages lying on a cutting board.
Pork spare ribs and a small rack of beef ribs. Ribs got six hours. Sausages were from Uli's—uncured bacon (fine) and heavy garlic chicken (excellent)—they got two and were finished in a braise of beer w/ onions.
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greenskpr pro Yesterday
well cooked
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Dang!
MackReed pro Yesterday
I can taste the magic from here.
jer pro Yesterday
Hell yes 🤤
dad Yesterday
Aw yeah and the weather just turned right to fire up the smoker again here.
cottenwess Yesterday
damn, I just had dinner, and now I'm hungry again
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Hot damn. On my way
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MackReed

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Xedrik 22 hours ago
...why isn't the first E filled in as well? ;)
0y3ahSansAcut3 21 hours ago
Bad call.
spingo pro 21 hours ago
@Xedrik *
mgeno 17 hours ago
@Xedrik because it's baseball themed?
roonie pro 14 hours ago
Kall The Impure!
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
@roonie 🏆
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jpoulos

weirdo.

My cat, a gray and white tabby named Papi, peeks out from a tiny shipping box he squeezed himself into. Cats are funny--as you, The Internet, well know.
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My cat, a gray and white tabby named Papi, peeks out from a tiny shipping box he squeezed himself into. Cats are funny--as you, The Internet, well know.
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Apartment living

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Kevin pro 11 hours ago
Sorry, I can’t figure out how the cat keeps getting out.
artwells pro 9 hours ago
Attached note: No additional residents have been authorized for Apartment 15. You are evicted. -Landlord
ufez

Man With Rope (STL)

The St. Louis-based band Man With Rope playing at Off-Broadway
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The St. Louis-based band Man With Rope playing at Off-Broadway
There were (at least) three pretty great local lineups to choose from last night but I opted for the fundraiser for Welcome Neighbor STL, a local immigrant/refugee resource center: https://welcomeneighborstl.org/about

Man With Rope are a new-ish crusty hardcore band that has been making some waves. It's not easy/casual listening but they're pretty great live: https://manwithrope.bandcamp.com/
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spingo pro 21 hours ago
Chunky Men with Hats!
ufez pro 19 hours ago
@spingo The Midwest is chock full of 'em!
csilverman

I am tired of earth

A barren, reddish-pink landscape under a black, starry sky. It looks like a desert on another planet. In the middle of it is a small mound of rock, with a boulder balanced on top of the rock. The rocky pile casts a dark purple shadow on the flat ground. Sitting on top of the boulder is a blue person, its back to the viewer. It has one hand on the rock and another hand on its knee, and it is staring up at the starry blackness, undoubtedly thinking that it is tired of earth. These people. It is tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A barren, reddish-pink landscape under a black, starry sky. It looks like a desert on another planet. In the middle of it is a small mound of rock, with a boulder balanced on top of the rock. The rocky pile casts a dark purple shadow on the flat ground. Sitting on top of the boulder is a blue person, its back to the viewer. It has one hand on the rock and another hand on its knee, and it is staring up at the starry blackness, undoubtedly thinking that it is tired of earth. These people. It is tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
samesies.

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