A sign, in Letter-sized paper, pinned in a cork board. The board is labeled at the bottom "City of Shoreline". At the top, in large print, the sign reads, in all caps "Is your 3D printer haunted?" then assorted pictures of 3D printers where the printing went massively wrong. The pictures show weird tangled artifacts where the filament has gone in all directions, forming blobs and just very weird, maybe of dreadful shapes.
In small font, next to the pictures, there is a paragraph of text reading: " Bring Your 3d printer or any haunted prints. Feel free to bring snacks. I will bring crystals to trap up to 8 spirits."
Then, in medium size, all caps font: "Join the seance to banish the spirits causing your 3D printer to misbehave. 1pm april 25th 2026 Carkeek Park Fire Pit, Seattle"

Then a picture of a funny guy with a quote suggesting a review "I have done this before and it works".

One of the pictures has a caption, in yet a different color and size font, "If you have any energy imbalances, be careful of excised spirits taking over your body, please protect yourself".

Then "Email for questions: zeitlicht@gmail.com".

A bicycle on a dirt road with a snowy mountain peak in the distance.

bannister with a wire pulled across it by figurines

My wife's Easter eggs, made with mint and celery leaves, and red onions.

vintage ad with illustration of fruits and vegetables with human faces on them that don't seem particularly happy, captioned "WE GREW FROM O.K. SEEDS"

comic of two men in a lab sucking on baby bottles with the caption "one of the solutions may be a return to infancy"

A chonk cat and a regular-sized cat curled up next to each other on a blanket on a couch.

Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean

Me in sunglasses

A font disc for the Harris-Intertype Fototronic.

Much more information at the website link

A photograph with a cat sitting in a window. The bottom left of the frame shows a wooden shelf in a corner of a wall and half wall. The shelves contain, from top to bottom: a lamp in the shape of a panther, a string of christmas lights and a red toolbox, only the top visible. The walls behind the shelf are white, the half wall with a wood cap. Wooden stairs are visible to the right, above which is the window with the orange cat sitting in it.

still from Sesame St with Bert holding a hula hoop

The caption says: You did it Bernice. You're dead.

Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling

kid playing concentration

a cartoon image of an old colour TV screen, with the badly-drawn title card of a show "Sawing for Teens"

new york times article "highlights from Artemis II's historic journey around the moon" has a quote saying

If you took 22-inch dachshunds and laid them nose to tail, you'd need 728 million dogs to cover the distance.

[satirical statement from george costanza]

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.

black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.