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May be an image of dancing
Lockjaw
Present
@Lockjaw ++++
@Lockjaw ++
That alt text though 🧐
It’s Business Time
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Well played. These two absolutely go together.
li'l (cheesy) buddy
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: “Little buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!”
*chef's kiss*
you still got it
aahah
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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
I like the cat on the right, using a rat to dowse for water, or something.
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it's got the electrolytes beans crave
@nikkuneko lol
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
This conjures up the most unsavory image.
LAZERBEANS
"When I'm at a restaurant I like to send my food back and tell them it's 'Too Dr. Peppery' just to see what they change."
– James Acaster
– James Acaster
@robotmachine
I don’t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzard’s “Dress to Kill” as my all time favorite standup.
I don’t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzard’s “Dress to Kill” as my all time favorite standup.
I added Coke to baked beans once while camping and it was honestly REALLY good.
How were these?
How were these?
@nikkuneko ++
@BennyTheIcepick Acaster is infuriatingly good as a standup. If you haven't seen "Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999" you should. It's incredible.
@BennyTheIcepick @robotmachine Jumping on the bandwagon to say I think he's the best stand up comedian out there; his sets are so *razor* sharp and meticulously planned it boggles my mind just how much detail he puts into them.
(Also on the food theme I had a print with his quote, "Goddamn I love these peaches" in my kitchen forever until I managed to stain it badly with tomato sauce.)
(Also on the food theme I had a print with his quote, "Goddamn I love these peaches" in my kitchen forever until I managed to stain it badly with tomato sauce.)
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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shakira moving her butt up and down cutting to a chicken coming out of a can
regarding a sound mentioned here https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWO
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
As was the style…
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woman grabbing a crowbar from a rack captioned "IN CASE OF PSYCHO"
Every damn day
needs to be a continuous dispenser, with people grabbing one every second.
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A shipping container of some sort on a railway car has lettering that reads “do not hump”. There is a background of snow and trees. The shipping container is blue.
When I was doing mine safety training: railroad stuff, the instructor heaved a big sigh and said, "Let's *please* try to remember we're professionals for the next slide," and was obviously disappointed for the 100th time in a row when the whole room broke out in guffaws when the title "Humping Safety" came up on the screen.
@williwaw My ever indulgent spouse sighed and said “Yes, Honey, I see” when I chortled.
@williwaw Tangentially it wasn't until a couple years ago that I learned there actually is a difference between roadway speed bumps and speed humps, and the signage wasn't different merely because some signmakers were having a joke.
The Do Not Hump admonition is raising questions etc etc
hee hee
Is this a JD Vance thing?
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
https://apnews.com/article...
My oldest’s favorite.
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A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
At the Dromana cemetery
Life goals: be the kind of person where people leave random dinosaurs or other whimsical gifts at your grave
aw
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man and woman use vintage videophones to talk to each other or a couple that look like them
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Will not be able to unsee
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
Of course _my_ corndogs include a mushroom duxelle layer.
@neuracnu Beef Wellington with mushrooms has a more ominous flavour here in Victoria (Aus)
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
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I will never use this software. What a mess Microsoft is making. I wish they would just work on making the existing Windows environment reliable and secure and stop trying to make Windows be things it should not be.
If you don't know, Recall is Microsoft trying to create a way to see what you did on your computer yesterday or the week before. Unfortunately, they think this means taking screen shots and keylogging everything exactly like a virus does trying to steal your banking information and putting it somewhere a virus can just slurp the data directly from without going the work.
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https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTh...
So @xaitax has cracked Microsoft Recall, he's got access to the encrypted database and has automated dumping of screenshots and all text from screenshots.
I've looked at most recent Recall and yep, you can just read the database as a user process. The database also contains all manner of fields which aren't publicly disclosed for tracking the user's activity.
No AV or EDR alerts triggered, world's #1 in infostealer 😅
* you can just read it in plain text
If you don't know, Recall is Microsoft trying to create a way to see what you did on your computer yesterday or the week before. Unfortunately, they think this means taking screen shots and keylogging everything exactly like a virus does trying to steal your banking information and putting it somewhere a virus can just slurp the data directly from without going the work.
Text below and image above Source:
https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTh...
So @xaitax has cracked Microsoft Recall, he's got access to the encrypted database and has automated dumping of screenshots and all text from screenshots.
I've looked at most recent Recall and yep, you can just read the database as a user process. The database also contains all manner of fields which aren't publicly disclosed for tracking the user's activity.
No AV or EDR alerts triggered, world's #1 in infostealer 😅
* you can just read it in plain text
Is the snapshot feature in Linux not viable to port over to Windows? I suppose that would mean keeping older tech gurus and not leaving it to 25 year old vibe coders.
Everything they've put out since XP has been significantly worse. Some of the UI was nice but the actual functionality has been horrendous for a decade or more.
Everything they've put out since XP has been significantly worse. Some of the UI was nice but the actual functionality has been horrendous for a decade or more.
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
Ohh gorgeous!
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
Nice, did you get out of the US?
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
oh WENDY!!!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Congratulations!! This is so great!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Congratulations!! This is so great!
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
yayyyyy!
Hej!
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
Jealous!
Hullo!
Wonderful
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
Hello, neighbour!
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! 💜
Congratulations on the move!
@jpoulos Thank you!
@dad Yes, thank goodness!
@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.
@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.
@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!
@wjcstp Thanks!
@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).
@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.
@pk Thank you!
@BMK 🍅
@dad Yes, thank goodness!
@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.
@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.
@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!
@wjcstp Thanks!
@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).
@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.
@pk Thank you!
@BMK 🍅
Congratulations!
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Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
1975, allegedly.
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
@bezt jinx
@pk https://mltshp.com/search... is actually a pretty good retrospective. The Semiotic Standard is only in there three or four times!
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by Elliot McGucken
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
👁️
I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
@cristin I was thinking the exact same thing.
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"No ideas but in things"
Do you suppose she has already been married off?
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If Alan offers to let you meet his little buddy and first mate, I should warn you, he doesn't mean Gilligan.
any port in a storm
A three hour tour
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photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
FINALLY i can master super mario 3
(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
aha, something to take into the shelter with you when you're under a tornado watch this afternoon/evening
Money saving coupons!
@williwaw gonna carry it straight outdoors to the funnel cloud and let it tanuki-suit me straight to the great beyond
@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
Bill Mayer, who illustrated that cover, is still alive and actively producing art (though very different now). https://www.thebillmayer.com/
@owl oh, nice, thank you for the identification! TIL about his work!