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LocalStain

me_irl

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gwint

Speak Up

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Isabel Emrich
2018
https://www.isabelemrich.com/
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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heyitsal

New logo just dropped

New logo from the Band Porch Pickers
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New logo from the Band Porch Pickers
I just completed this new logo design for my friend's bluegrass band :)
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gwint

Single Line Font Archive

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I just discovered OG web hero Golan Levin's archive of "single-stroke fonts" https://github.com/golanlev...

"This is a repository of p5.js (JavaScript) programs for loading and displaying single-line vector fonts (also called single-stroke fonts, technical lettering fonts, stick fonts, skeleton fonts, engraving fonts, or monoline fonts) in a variety of formats — including TTF, SVG 1.1 Font, Hershey Font, and others. This repository also attempts to present an authoritative archive of single-line fonts (and procedural fonts) recovered or extracted from a wide range of creative projects, vintage and obsolete technologies, and other sources.

Most digital fonts are "outline fonts", which represent letterforms as shapes that fill closed contours. By contrast, single-line fonts represent letters with linear skeletons, the same way we might write them by hand. Single-line fonts are ideally suited to creative coding, pen-plotting, laser projection, and CNC machining."
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mikenmar 5 hours ago
I'm currently in the process of memorizing all those squiggly characters (kanji) in the bottom 80% of that pic. Each one can have several meanings and pronunciations.
niicholas

the pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles

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m3moellering

Bees!! (Mark III)

Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
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Seen in the photo is a partially constructed honeycomb, uncapped, with some nectar filling the uncapped hexagonal. All of the above sits in a plastic Rubbermaid container.
This is the one comb that the apiarist saved for us. All the rest will go into the rehomed B’s new enclosure. Because they have baby bees in them and some of those will survive. What is in here is nectar, not honey because none of these cells is capped. He explained to me that honey. Only comes after nectar has been properly dehydrated by the bees, fanning it after capping it. All the family members have tasted this nectar. It taste like the wildflowers from our backyard. I intend to rinse the comb and melt it down into a beeswax candle.
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artwells pro 13 hours ago
Another idea for the wax
https://mltshp.com/p/1POQJ
m3moellering 12 hours ago
@artwells Ooooooh!!
roonie pro 8 hours ago
Wait...
jordanbrock pro 4 hours ago
Bee vomit
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waa

My first mural is done!

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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.

Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.

I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...

#painting #mural #insects
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wombatman70 2 days ago
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
m3moellering 2 days ago
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
roonie pro 2 days ago
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
niicholas 2 days ago
Such a great mural! Congratulations!
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
SO COOL
jer pro 2 days ago
Fabulous 🤩
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Beautiful, airy, and so full of life ♡
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Gorgeous! Congratulations!
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Absolutely lovely! Well done. 😊
bubbalumpkis pro 2 days ago
It's so good - well done!
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
I’m so delighted with how it turned out. It is so undeniably your work. Incredible!
otaman pro 2 days ago
I love this!
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
This is great!
tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
holy guacamole—this is incredible!! ✨😍✨
billturner pro 2 days ago
It looks so, so good!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Wizard!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
I love it, wish we could have a version of this closer to home.
tonyb pro Yesterday
Gorgeous! <3
ArtVandelay Yesterday
Wow, like a storybook page for everyone to enjoy! Thank you for making the world a more beautiful, whimsical place ♥️
spingo pro Yesterday
Fantastic!
fins Yesterday
absolutely stunning! 💐
samh pro Yesterday
Congratulations.
waa pro Yesterday
Thank you everybody! Can't tag all of you, so I'll tag none :-)
zork Yesterday
Amazing!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Wowwwwwwwwwwwww. What a great job and so interesting and original.
knutmo 20 hours ago
[this is good]
waldopepper pro 19 hours ago
Absolutely beautiful - nice work!
mare pro 17 hours ago
Looks fantastic! Don’t complain about the trees and shrubs. They’re not in the way, they’re part of the artwork.
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LocalStain

🚬

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bezt pro 12 hours ago
For the non-lulz version, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...

TLDR: the main tenets of the theory gained widespread acceptance by European researchers already in the 1920s, and the debates were mostly about _how_. However, the theory took longer to be accepted in North America, and they only irrefutably nailed down the mechanism and evidence thereof by the 1960s.
m3moellering

Bees!!!! (Mark II)

Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
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Image shows a cut away of a ceiling in a suburban home where floor joists in the ceiling have partially completed honeycombs covering the space between.
We hired a local apiary specialist to come rescue the bees who had made a home above our mud room. It was $$$ but made us happier. This is a relatively young hive. We saw them swarming weeks ago but couldn’t get anyone out until this past weekend.
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m3moellering 16 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPF6
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
this is actually beautiful
m3moellering 13 hours ago
@MackReed /agree
y95

The nightmare!

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dogwelder pro 5 hours ago
At that point you just have to let the glasses go.
bencmeissner pro 4 hours ago
Why do those sheriffs need bulletproof vests on?
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
At one time, there was a man who hung out in the vault toilets of City Creek Canyon, in SLC, Ut, to take fetish photos of people going about their "business."
wjcstp pro 3 hours ago
I lost a nice pair of sunglasses exactly like this, fell out of my shorts pocket right into a vault toilet. I never once thought about going after them.
shitleopard 3 hours ago
NO COMMENT
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tom

Retire in blood

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joffaboy

Choose up to one

CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
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CAPTCHA options:
- I'm not a robot
+ I'm not a robot MYSELF but I'm not
judging those who are..
+ Define "robot"
+ I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so
this feels a bit hypocritical
+ I reject the binary assumptions
underlying this statement
+ I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
https://www.tumblr.com/bruceste...
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hertz pro 17 hours ago
That I'm annoyed they're not radio buttons is my ticket past this captcha
MackReed pro 13 hours ago
our ISP has cloud flare and Captcha engaged, and I got stuck in a captcha death spiral yesterday trying to access archive.ph so I could read a firewalled article.

I've never identified so many bicycles, cars, and crosswalks with so little success.
joffaboy

True..

Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
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Woman What's your favourite country?
Man Narnia
Woman But that's made up
Man They're all made up
https://brucesterling.tumblr.com/post...
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artwells

new sigfile

woman captioned "And I poop on you all."
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woman captioned "And I poop on you all."
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artwells

weekend plans

bookstore shelf titled "gardening and sex"
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bookstore shelf titled "gardening and sex"
13 hours ago
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m3moellering 13 hours ago
/same
otaman pro 12 hours ago
Things that are hard on your knees and back
niicholas 12 hours ago
the two great things that go great together
ckoerner 12 hours ago
Dirty!
ba pro 11 hours ago
Director's cut ending to Candide.
urlnotfound pro 10 hours ago
Just remember to wash your hands.
rogrtheshrubber pro 10 hours ago
Lots of shrubbery to trim
jgs pro 9 hours ago
hoes, hoes 'n hose
roonie pro 8 hours ago
Bees
idogcow 2 hours ago
"I just trimmed my bush"
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artwells

into the week like

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wickerman scene where the leader is holding up his arms in front of the wickerman
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Davezilla pro 7 hours ago
You know, for crops.
LocalStain

That's ok...

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I didn't make that much money to begin with.
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mcmjolnir pro 14 hours ago
Not how Social Security works. It's not retirement savings, it's social insurance.

Retirement age of 65 was based on actuarial data from like 150+ years ago (hint: lifespan on avg was... 65), updating it to 67-70 isn't exactly the work of the devil.

Super double bonus not how SSA works: the fund is *supposed* to face depletion because the extra funds are for the Baby Boomers.

This is *expected and normal* but is instead used to sow panic.

There are a few easy fixes for SSA so it'll do its job for future generations.

You just gotta press the globs of hair and teeth that are your representatives in govt to do their damn jobs.
jhamill

Current Rothko

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Weather saved as a Mark Ruthko paiting. Based on your location.

https://rothko.joonas.wtf/
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artwells

Willow bench progress

Willow sticks growing leaves
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Willow sticks growing leaves
Just added irrigation

Previously https://mltshp.com/p/1RM1E
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joffaboy

Thanks, Humans

Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
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Poster text: SO FOR THE FUTURE (LITERALLY) WE'RE NOT ACCEPTING AI POSTERS OR FLYERS FOR THE PUB.
Poster from a Dublin pub

https://bsky.app/profile...
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poorusher 2 days ago
More of this.
MackReed

you are the product

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Here’s a nauseating little tool that generates a report on how conscious LLMs are of your existence.

The poster ( https://telescoper.blog/2026... ) reports:

“Yesterday I found out about a site called intheweights.com , which reveals which people are “stored” in the weights of large language models. Those “weights” are billions of numerical values by which these AI models encode their knowledge. If you show up in them, the model considered you relevant enough during training to recall without tools such as web search.

The site queries several models to figure out who a specific person is, combines the results, and assigns a strength score.  According to the leaderboard, the current maximum strength score is 998, awarded too a person called Charlize Theron (of whom I have never heard); number Two is Rudyard Kipling, apparently. I’m surprised the top isn’t Taylor Swift. I guess these weights change with time too.”

nb, using it seems to burn tokens and, thus, trees. I shared this as a public service - don’t feel compelled to follow my lead.

Also, I have never been much of an “editor,” and the summation misses a good 60% of the rest of my checkered career, not to mention my fully online, nonprofessional life.

#destroyallrobots #stayhuman
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urlnotfound pro 16 hours ago
"Name shared by multiple professionals and public figures; insufficient context to identify one specific..."

I am not in the weights, as it were, and I am fine with that.
roue 15 hours ago
it said I was a bobsled marketing co-founder.
me3dia pro 15 hours ago
I'm only the second-most AI-plagiarized Andrew Huff.
ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
I don't appear at all under my given name. There are almost a dozen sharing that name who are not me, most of them nonexistent and probably made up by reddit shitposters.
otaman pro 15 hours ago
It suggested that I am a Canadian film and television actor known for supporting roles in projects including The Incredible Hulk and Saw V (basically mistaking me for someone else with the same last name).
jpoulos pro 15 hours ago
The founder of Dominion Voting systems, which the MAGAs believed stole the 2020 election, shares my name. (My Twitter mentions at the time were spectacular.) So that seems to have kept my fairly well hidden from the LLMs.
otaman pro 15 hours ago
@jpoulos LOL. At one point I wondered if you were indeed that same guy. He went to elementary school with my sister.
jpoulos pro 14 hours ago
@otaman I'm also not the guy who killed his Colombian girlfriend!
samh pro 13 hours ago
In the early days of the web Charlize Theron was one of the most popular fanzine type website celebrities. There were hundreds of Geocities/Tripod type free websites devoted to hosting photos of her. No idea why she'd be at the top of a list like this though.
snarkout pro 13 hours ago
She was Furiosa! Witness me!
crazyunclejoe pro 12 hours ago
I appear to only exist as confounding data points for Insane Clown Posse
ckoerner 12 hours ago
I use to be the Chris Koerner at the top of the search results. Until my nomenclature doppelgänger who’s into marketing his entrepreneurial skills won over the SEO algorithms.
fnerg pro 6 hours ago
It says I'm a video game music composer, and the me that actually resembles who I am is listed as a hallucination. I can't decide whether that's bad, or if I'm Batman now. (I am a hallucination. I am the night. I am your worst nightmare. I AM BATMAN!)
grantbarrett pro 5 hours ago
top 4 percent broheims
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MackReed

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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
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Man/ogling-pretty-woman-in-red-dress-beside-jealous-girlfriend meme rendered as an Excel chart
source: https://fed.brid.gy/r...
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artwells

“Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.”

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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porn intro image of a man and a woman, the man's crotch is being touched by another woman
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otaman pro 13 hours ago
title!
me3dia

PSA

a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
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a sign hangs on a corrugated metal wall, next to a door. There's a skull and crossbones with a lightning bolt on the skull's forehead. Below it, the sign says:
DO NOT DUMB
VERY DANGER TO DUMB HERE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/generalj...
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mcmjolnir pro 3 days ago
New tattoo just dropped
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
I need that sign for my shop
MackReed pro 3 days ago
i am this sign
Mozai 2 days ago
Signed by Max Penalty.
Fantastik 2 days ago
Happy 250th!
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Davezilla

Queen of Cups

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Another card done for my upcoming Feral Path Tarot. This is the Queen of Cups featuring Rachel True (The Craft, Agnes, Half-Baked).

This card is a bit recursive. Rachel appears on my tarot card, reading her own tarot cards (True Heart Tarot, Harvest Publications, 2020). What will be interesting is the first time someone tells me they just pulled the exact spread she has on my card.

Created entirely in Adobe Illustrator. ©2026 Davezilla. All rights reserved.
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m3moellering 18 hours ago
I thought I saw xenomorphs in the background…..
Davezilla pro 16 hours ago
@m3moellering LOL! It’s people struggling with umbrellas, but funny you should say that, as one of them is Cthulhu. Hence the trailing tentacles.
m3moellering 16 hours ago
@Davezilla 💚🩶💚🩶
csilverman

nothing good can come of this

A dark, heavily clouded night. The entire scene is greenish. Looming up from a hill is a tall, narrow skyscraper, with only one window lit at the top. On the roof of the skyscraper are several antennae, two with lights on them. Sticking out of the side of the skyscraper, inexplicably, is a hand crank. At the base of the skyscraper, blazing over the top of the hill, is an eerie green light from an unknown source. Approaching the skyscraper on the right is a small figure, holding a staff with a glowing green light at the top. A dim treeline is visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dark, heavily clouded night. The entire scene is greenish. Looming up from a hill is a tall, narrow skyscraper, with only one window lit at the top. On the roof of the skyscraper are several antennae, two with lights on them. Sticking out of the side of the skyscraper, inexplicably, is a hand crank. At the base of the skyscraper, blazing over the top of the hill, is an eerie green light from an unknown source. Approaching the skyscraper on the right is a small figure, holding a staff with a glowing green light at the top. A dim treeline is visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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m3moellering 18 hours ago
For those in the daily grind, I salute you! 🫡
ba

USA250!

A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
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A digitally manipulated or AI-generated scene at the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. In the foreground, a pale, emaciated humanoid creature crouches in the shallow water with long fingers and a fish clenched between its teeth. The figure has a human-looking bald head and exaggerated, animal-like body proportions. Behind it, the Reflecting Pool stretches toward the Washington Monument, which is reflected in the water. Trees line both sides of the pool, and several people are walking along the paved pathway under a partly cloudy sky.
Give it to us raw — and wriggling!
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nikkuneko

minor health goal: can finally do 5 uninterrupted miles at a decent pace

screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.

screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
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snarkout pro 4 days ago
Hell yeah.
pk pro 4 days ago
That's great work. Way to go!
wjcstp pro 4 days ago
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
MackReed pro 4 days ago
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
LocalStain pro 4 days ago
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...

That was the last time I ran a mile.
mcmjolnir pro 4 days ago
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
mingusdew 3 days ago
Amazing!
m3moellering 3 days ago
Congratulations!
idogcow 3 days ago
Congratulations, you've inspired me to try similar. Or at least buy a new watch!
snowbow 3 days ago
Good job!
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
Excellent work.
rk2z pro 2 days ago
nice work!
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scruss

Everybody loves our mulberries …

a leafy green mulberry tree with branches covered in ripening green mulberries. Sat in the middle of the leaves is a fuzzy grey raccoon. It is holding a branch in its front paw up against its mouth and is guzzling berries.
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a leafy green mulberry tree with branches covered in ripening green mulberries. Sat in the middle of the leaves is a fuzzy grey raccoon. It is holding a branch in its front paw up against its mouth and is guzzling berries.
(still from a video by my partner)

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Mull that over, and Happy Fothras Day, if you celebrate.
heyitsal

My own Obama museum

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You may not be able to go to the opening ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center, but you can see all of the banners I designed and animated for his '08 & '12 campaigns right now. Check it out: http://barackobamadesign.com

For true internet geeks: The ads on the site were animated using Flash. @matthewmcvickar helped me modernize the site so you can play with all the rollovers on modern browsers again.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
You are amazing!
thelonius 3 days ago
I think Mom recorded the inauguration on VHS, that goes in the preserve pile
jessamyn pro 2 days ago
Yay, so cool.

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