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artwells

The chapel lit

A picture of gnome-patterned stained glass doors lit from inside, opened and ,closed, with a gnome and kodama within
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A picture of gnome-patterned stained glass doors lit from inside, opened and ,closed, with a gnome and kodama within
Was surprised at how easy it was to run solar lighting into it.

Previously:

https://mltshp.com/p/1RY6Y
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jpoulos pro 11 hours ago
I love this project.
drurystephanie

Just recorded an episode of my podcast with Jane Wiedlin

Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
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Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
I have a podcast called Deconstruction Workers where I basically ask people about leaving religion and Jane agreed to be on it! She's a gem and has a new memoir called TMI where she talks about religious trauma. Ep should be up tomorrow?

http://deconstructionworkers.com
17 hours ago
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snarkout pro 16 hours ago
Oh like Joan of Arc would give up her religion
waa pro 15 hours ago
That is A-MA-ZING
drurystephanie 15 hours ago
@snarkout we talked about Joan of Arc for a second!
drurystephanie 15 hours ago
@waa she's so sweeeeet
dad 11 hours ago
I've enjoyed her online. Also I got a fake Jane kicked off of facebook.
dogwelder pro 8 hours ago
Did you tell her she's my favorite Go-Go?
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dogwelder

I have created the greatest website ever created by a creator

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You could go to https://stopkicking.me/ , or you could just watch this loop and get the same content. HOW CAN YOU RESIST?????
8 hours ago
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
You've been kicked in the nuts!
ardgedee pro an hour ago
You're the man now, dog
LocalStain

On the Charles

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I’m low-key obsessed with this house.
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drurystephanie 16 hours ago
I'm low-key obsessed with this photo.
poorusher 15 hours ago
Yeah amazing shot. The symmetry is lovely and the water is as still as glass.
LocalStain pro 42 minutes ago
@drurystephanie, @poorusher

Thank you!
Argie

Postcard From Japan

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Arrived today. A watercolour by Polish artist Mateusz Urbanowicz https://mateuszurbanowicz.com/, who lives in Tokyo with his wife, Japanese comic artist Kana https://kanaurbanowicz.com/

A new fav postcard. I just need to get the vintage stamps off the card without damaging it, wish me luck
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waa

Hibou has feelings

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Do you recognise this feeling?

It sprang from a remark a woman I am soon about to meet for the first time made. We matched on an app a month or so ago. This is something she said in one of our video calls. (And she'll be coming over from Toronto to Amsterdam next weekend, so we can meet)

#hibou
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ba pro 13 hours ago
I do not.

I hope your meeting in meatspace is incredible.
jasperzelf pro 7 hours ago
Definitely. Mostly when I see old pics or read about smoking in books.
At least once a month, I have to remind myself of all the reasons why I'll never touch a cigarette again. Hopefully.
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
I haven't smoked in almost 27 years (New Year's Eve 1999!), but whenever I see someone light up on screen, I kinda miss it. Then I remember the stench, the expense, the bronchitis, the . . .
waa pro an hour ago
@jasperzelf @Lockjaw I have smoked three cigarettes in the last six years. They were quite wonderful. But I’m so done with it that I can resist the calll.

@ba I’ll try to give an update from meat space! Thx!
ardgedee pro an hour ago
Never smoked, aside from trying once or twice.

Coffee, though. I would re-enact my passion for that if I could. I don't think any substance had its hooks in me like coffee did.
ba pro 46 minutes ago
I smoked from 13-40. when I finally quit (~20 years ago). It was very final. I have no hatred of smoking or urge to smoke. But I do often wake up and realize I was csually smoking in my dreams.
urlnotfound pro 7 minutes ago
I used to love cigarettes. Occasionally I miss them. Sometimes I think of them with a slight fondness and the thought of them being back into my life briefly appears and is immediately clobbered by the rush of memories of -needing- cigarettes, and the smell, and the expenses, and the tiny ways all of my life was arranged around how when and where my next cigarette would happen. The burden of the weight of addiction and the slow destruction of my health.

Cigarettes are some good memories and no chance of having a future in my life because of the lessons learned.

It's a lot like my ex-wife.
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jaymayday

men are the bitches

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i spent some time trying to convince a woman hater not to hate women and i was not successful.
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m3moellering 15 hours ago
I value your effort. But that’s a long shot at best.
drurystephanie 15 hours ago
It's exhausting xo
dapete

lynda

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Lynda Carter, 1972. National Peanut Festival Parade in Dothan, Alabama.
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dapete 5 hours ago
First like? ya still got it, Art!
artwells

everything is fine

vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
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vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
17 hours ago
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tonyb pro 16 hours ago
"Try my delicious lemon and kale smoothie!"
idogcow 11 hours ago
"Gee this wireless, battery-powered vcr works swell!"
spingo pro 6 hours ago
That's a photo taped to the TV and he's still waiting for it to move.
Lockjaw

That's My Kiddo!

My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
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samh pro 2 days ago
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
Sailormom pro 2 days ago
I love this so much.
m3moellering 2 days ago
The absolute best costume! And what an electric personality she must have!
ftrain pro 2 days ago
This rules!
shitleopard 2 days ago
EAT SHIT, CANCER!
semillama pro 2 days ago
Living like an Addams is the way to go in any situation.
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me3dia

move on to 48

screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
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screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


source: forwnbaok
21 hours ago
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cottenwess 20 hours ago
this is how pervasive he's become
thelonius 18 hours ago
when you turn 48, you have completed your 48th year
travis pro 16 hours ago
I have a great idea for a birthday present...
samh pro 11 hours ago
Sorry your name only got removed from one spot and not both, Brock Lindsay.
me3dia pro 10 hours ago
@samh oops, that's my fault!
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poorusher

Bound was a success

A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
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A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.

I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
Or a failure depending on how you look at it.

https://boundartbookfair.co.uk/
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joost Yesterday
A skull with a fez?
:-)
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
@joost Ain't never gonna die it without the fez on.
scruss pro 19 hours ago
are you flicking us the Vees?
poorusher 15 hours ago
@scruss yes (see alt tag). I also never know what to call it apart from two -ingered salute. Seem to recall people also saying a French salute?
poorusher 15 hours ago
Oh, Up Yours I guess.
scruss pro 15 hours ago
@poorusher It's confusing because some people do the peace sign that way. It's also almost totally aged out.

I think the French salute is an Agincourt reference, but possibly apocryphal
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3rdparty

blessed

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https://www.instagram.com/p...
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hertz

For pity's sake

Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
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Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
😭😭😭
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
just took down the halloween decor and ima be got-DAMNED if i do a thing about Xmas before November is over. there’s thanksgiving PIES to be made, man.
urlnotfound pro 20 minutes ago
I'd like to decorate for Thanksgiving and do more than just have a meal, but there are so very very few Thanksgiving decorations. There is just no room on the store shelves or in people's budgets between Halloween and Christmas for Thanksgiving accessories.
joffaboy

Big of Ewe, Goulburn NSW

A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
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A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
( I know, it's not a ewe...)
About 15 metres tall is this symbol of Aussie rural industry.
Pixel 11, no edits
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Argie pro Yesterday
The big rooster poking its beak in there as well I see 😏
not_copinghagen Yesterday
We're going to need to get some measurements from his counterpart in Wagin to see who's boss.
bezt pro Yesterday
Hey, Rambo!
m3moellering Yesterday
I read recently that Aussie lamb prices were skyrocketing because many farmers had reduced or eliminated herds due to a national trend towards chicken. A friend in Toowoomba said “Everything’s fucked” and I agreed.
bezt pro Yesterday
@not_copinghagen Rambo has about 6m on Wagin’s Baart. Rambo was built as a structure you can go inside, while Baart is a statue you can walk under, which means Baart wins at least one measuring competition. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places...
bezt pro Yesterday
Rambo looking a little less crowded: https://mltshp.com/p/1ODOT
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
Thank ewe!
roonie pro 17 hours ago
Walk under??? eeewwwwww
not_copinghagen 16 hours ago
@bezt Thank you for your service. I was going to break out the tape measure...
dapete 6 hours ago
We get it. No need to ram it down our throats.

I keed. Ewe get my drift.
Argie pro 3 hours ago
@not_copinghagen @bezt @roonie yes but is Rambo as anatomically incorrect as Wagin? https://flic.kr/p/QNWEr4
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artwells

1000 yard stare

vintage tv still of a man with the caption "Robin Blair Former Dungeon Master"
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vintage tv still of a man with the caption "Robin Blair Former Dungeon Master"
14 hours ago
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octaneTom pro 12 hours ago
“Former”
robritz 5 hours ago
"Blair"
Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
"Master"
artwells

how market speculation works

illustrations showing how a fake crystal ball works
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illustrations showing how a fake crystal ball works
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MackReed pro 17 hours ago
see also: election season poll analysis
otaman pro 15 hours ago
polymarket
colintheriot

4 more terrible opinion tweeters

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dogwelder pro 8 hours ago
I love Li'l Hat Cowboy.
Lockjaw

AW YISS!

The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
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The MLTSHP logo as an app icon
A MLTSHP Incoming Android app? Yes please! Thank you to all who worked on this! 👏🙏👏
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samh pro 22 hours ago
Oh my!
0y3ahSansAcut3 20 hours ago
But, what does it mean?
Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 It's like having a browser tab open on your phone, but it's an app!
deletism

Happy Halloween!

Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
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Halloween costume, a big fluffy cloud mask with a sparkly curtain underneath that looks like rain
This is me as a raincloud, ready to set out Trick or Treating with my boy and his friends
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
That’s neat!
rhettlee 9 hours ago
excellent
gwint

Young Mother in the Grotto

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Auguste Rodin
1885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
via https://bsky.app/profile...
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BMK 20 hours ago
Serious Pompeii vibe here.
m3moellering 15 hours ago
@BMK /full agreement
otaman pro 15 hours ago
[Go the f**k to sleep, read by Samuel L Jackson intensifies]
scruss

Maple

A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
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A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
source: https://scruss.com/blog...
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jpoulos pro 11 hours ago
I think the word I'm looking for is *squee!*
jaymayday

my 2nd most precious possession

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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
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joost 3 days ago
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
spingo pro 3 days ago
<3
m3moellering 3 days ago
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
vosechu pro 3 days ago
That’s beautiful!

I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
jaymayday 2 days ago
@vosechu : thanks for sharing that!
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ufez

Spotted last night

Sticker on an urban light pole featuring the 80s TV character ALF flipping a middle finger, along with a sticker for the Chicago hardcore band Through N Through.
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Sticker on an urban light pole featuring the 80s TV character ALF flipping a middle finger, along with a sticker for the Chicago hardcore band Through N Through.
Pretty sure that's a non-canonical number of fingers, dude.
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joshmillard pro 10 hours ago
hogless Alf, smdh
robritz 5 hours ago
@joshmillard he's a grower not a shower
jpoulos pro 3 hours ago
@joshmillard my first thought was: needs more hog
urlnotfound pro 19 minutes ago
AiLF
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waa

Germaine Greer & Vivian Stanshall, 1969

Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
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Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing for the cover of OZ magazine 19, 1969. The photography accompanied an essay called 'Oz talks to DR G - the only groupie with a Ph.D in captivity'.
Source: https://library.unimelb.edu.au/asc...
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joost 22 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
waa pro 20 hours ago
@joost I grew up on the Bonzos (the perks of having a brother who is ten years older), but I wonder if anybody here knows them.
joost 19 hours ago
@waa I guess I was too young
ardgedee pro 19 hours ago
@waa I was too young for them and they didn't really reach my part of the US at all, so I wasn't seeing them in the bins of the used record shops I would haunt in my teens. First time I heard "The Intro & The Outro" was on the radio, I can't even remember when or where, and I knew right away they were great.
bocaj 18 hours ago
I only learned about them when someone forwarded a clip of Craig Ferguson lip syncing to this classic https://mltshp.com/p/1RYCS
waa pro 15 hours ago
@joost @bocaj It's a bit of an acquired taste, but give them a try. They're written down as a bit of a novelty/gimmick/cover band but that is hugely unjust. My advice: start off with The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse. Not even my favourite but quite accessible, and it gives a good impression of what they could do. Don't skip 'Rhinocratic Oaths':

Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door
"I wonder who that is at eleven o'clock in the morning", she thought
But cautiously opened the door and instead of the turbaned ruffian she had expected
She found a very nice young man
Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest
"Would you like a triumph spitfire or three thousand in cash?", He smile
Mrs. Pench took the money
"What will you do with it all? Not that it's any of my business" he giggled
"I think I'll become an alcoholic" said Betty
poorusher 15 hours ago
I was low key obsessed as a sixth-former (late 80's). My buddy, Jason, loved the Bonzos.

He even taught himself how to play skiffle on acoustic guitar and then would pretend to smash it up at the end.
dad 11 hours ago
I had a roommate in the 90's who had them in his vinyl collection
mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
Also The Intro and the Outro
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snowbow

Jennifer Xiao

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/jxiaoo
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 23 hours ago
Fun fact: You could work harder than anyone has ever worked every day for the rest of your life and still earn less money than a guy who got lucky one time.
zeitgeist

 

my nine albums
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my nine albums
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zeitgeist 13 hours ago
misses a lot of bad electronica, goth, punk/alternative from the 80s, and maybe should have something from 'the knife' rather than the orb.
MackReed

heidi klum’s halloween costume ‘26

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

Click here to view

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woman dressed as an enormous, severed hand walking on its two middle fingers, its gory, gashed stump on top
NSFW - simulated gore

source: https://www.vanityfair.com/story...
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waldopepper pro Yesterday
That's my exact fetish!
thelonius Yesterday
It insists upon itself.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 23 hours ago
I gotta hand it to her
waa pro 22 hours ago
She never fails to deliver
caitlinburke pro 20 hours ago
She just might be my favorite part of Halloween. I can't get over how freaky it looks when she looks around, too!
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snowbow

Happy Halloween, mltshp!

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From Sarah Andersen’s Cryptid Club
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O_C

WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!

Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
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Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
source: https://oldshowbiz.tumblr.com/post...
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drurystephanie Yesterday
Oh Mr. Weatherbee
caitlinburke pro 20 hours ago
I lived in the Haight for, like, 18 years. Can confirm.

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