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artwells

Back on my bullshit

Kodama and whistle kits
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Kodama and whistle kits
Made more kodama and whistle kits to distribute randomly
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gwint

Flora watercolors by Hilma af Klint

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"Gagea lutea (Yellow Star-of-Bethlehem), Pulmonaria officinalis (Common Lungwort), Tussilago farfara (Coltsfoot), Draba verna (Common Whitlowgrass), Pulsatilla vulgaris (European Pasqueflower)"
April 24–30, 1919
https://www.moma.org/collecti...
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d09m4t1c

Jon Stewart compliments my bandmates.

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We’ve been playing Asbury Undergound for maybe 10 years now. This year we played a set just before a long time friend Rick Barry who’s new project, Church and State TM, happens to have Jon Stewart as their, functional if not impressive, drummer. After our set I went back to the green room to put my trombone away and a man, whom I’ve respected for years, reached out and shook my hand and said “You guys were fucking awesome!” So I’ve got that going for me…
17 hours ago
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joost 14 hours ago
What a nice experience
m3moellering 8 hours ago
I definitely read that in his voice.
Xedrik 7 hours ago
Amazing!
O_C

Son of a bitch!

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animated gif from the film 'spaceballs' showing daphne zuniga using the bolt action on her laser rifle and exclaiming 'son of a bitch!'
source: https://www.tumblr.com/dartvade...

100 years of mel brooks

#mel
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bezt pro 8 hours ago
Tag with #Mel to join the birthday party.

https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
LocalStain pro 7 hours ago
I'm pretty sure I've told this story around these parts before...

When I moved to MV in 2001 I lived for a few months at the home of my boss and his wife, who happened to be the sister of Daphne seen above. A few weeks after I arrived I was coming in from the outdoor shower wrapped in a towel and there in the kitchen of the house was Princess Vespa. She was super nice. 😊
mingusdew 4 hours ago
!!!
MackReed

whip of the week

Three people in a white flying-saucer-shaped boat floating down a river. One is fishing.
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Three people in a white flying-saucer-shaped boat floating down a river. One is fishing.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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bezt pro 6 hours ago
Evinrude Flying Saucer concept boat.

https://vintagenewsdaily.com/the-evin...
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@bezt TIL - thanx!

Also: that bbq bubble tho
poorusher 4 hours ago
Was certain this was AI. Thanks for the link
Lockjaw pro 4 hours ago
I'm on a boooooooat motherfucker!
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idogcow

When Things Were Rotten

Television cast photo of a Robin Hood parody
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Television cast photo of a Robin Hood parody
In 1975 Mel Brooks' "When Things Were Rotten" brought his freewheeling style to television. America wasn't ready and the constraints put on him by the network didn't really help him.

Quickly cancelled but to a kid who wasn't allowed to watch his films, it was a lifeline and a hint of what was to come

#Mel
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nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
TIL that this existed 😮
dogwelder pro 2 hours ago
Gentlemen, hold your tongues!
nikkuneko

cat surveillance + accidental selfie

phone pic of two large eyed cats in a basement window of a brick apartment building, looking straight at the camera. the cat on the left is grey striped and smaller; the cat on the right is orange and round-faced. behind them are closed blinds. a desolate assed yard and the reflection of the photographer, an even more desolate assed human, can be seen
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phone pic of two large eyed cats in a basement window of a brick apartment building, looking straight at the camera. the cat on the left is grey striped and smaller; the cat on the right is orange and round-faced. behind them are closed blinds. a desolate assed yard and the reflection of the photographer, an even more desolate assed human, can be seen
two new windows creepers in my building this evening, making *serious* eye contact, plus some asshole in a patagonia cap

iPhone 14 Pro Max | cropped in photos app
18 hours ago
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jpoulos pro 18 hours ago
Great shot!
0y3ahSansAcut3 17 hours ago
Meanwhile the homeowner is inside looking out. Nice image, reflections and shadows, the full picture.
bencmeissner pro 7 hours ago
This picture is fantastic! I especially like the way the reflection is doubled by the glass and split by the blinds.
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
The whole thing is marvelous, the expressions on the cat's faces, their stillness like a taxidermy exhibit, the doubled torsal reflection, like capturing the photographer's inner child.
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Morning At The Table

Reading glasses on a glass table top, catch the reflection of a stained glass window.
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Reading glasses on a glass table top, catch the reflection of a stained glass window.
Reflections. #photography #DayleRecord
5 hours ago
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knutmo

To toast!

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A toast to toast
HBD #Mel Brooks
10 hours ago
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bezt pro 8 hours ago
Tag with #Mel to join the birthday party.

https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
O_C

nerves

illustration entitled "ramification of nerves" showing the brain and nervous system of a human from behind
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illustration entitled "ramification of nerves" showing the brain and nervous system of a human from behind
source: https://mudwerks.tumblr.com/post...
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mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
You've got some nerve
0y3ahSansAcut3 5 hours ago
Not nearly enough nerves in the extremities.
poorusher 4 hours ago
Doctor said my nerves are shot
dreyfusslugado 2 hours ago
"I've only got one of these left, and you're on it!"
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MackReed

i put a spell on you

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Mesmerizing animation loop of rippling waves of black dots emanating from a center of concentric circles
source: https://www.tumblr.com/skullgri...
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otaman

Moichendizing

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#Mel Brooks turns 100! Post a gif from a favorite movie of his in his honor

He's aged like a fine yogurt
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bezt pro 19 hours ago
“A Children’s Toy”
nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
to this day, i'll randomly let out a "moichandyszing! moichandyzing!" with no context
rogrtheshrubber pro 7 hours ago
@nikkuneko Zero-context moichandyzing is the basis of capitalizms
damien

The UK right now

UK Heatwave
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UK Heatwave
One heatwave is over and another is coming...

source: https://instagram.fbhx7-1.fna.fbcdn.net
9 hours ago
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dogwelder

I make important things for work

The painting Edward VI as a Child by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine.
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The painting Edward VI as a Child by Hans Holbein the Younger. Edward's face is replaced with mine.
I'm working on new projects for next year's classes.
18 hours ago
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Xedrik 7 hours ago
"Some of you may fail, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make."
dogwelder pro 6 hours ago
@Xedrik, I tell all of my classes "I want you to fail!" Failing means you tried to do something you weren't sure you could do. I'm much happier (and give better grades) when a student makes an effort on a project (even if it "doesn't work") than if they give "good work" that didn't challenge them.

The other day I heard Brian Eno say something that I'm going to use as my classroom motto this year: "I can't do this well, so let's see what interesting ways I can fail at it."
nikkuneko

name a more iconic duo

diptych of black and white photos: two young boys sitting adjacent to one annother outdoors on a grassy hill, both curly haired. one is wearing a vest and bow tie, with a pin that says "ring security"; the other is wearing a palm tree patterned button-down shirt. in the top photo the two boys are leaning in, looking at something one boy is holding. in the lower photo, both are looking at the camera, with one pointing out of frame and the other holding a round object over his eye
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diptych of black and white photos: two young boys sitting adjacent to one annother outdoors on a grassy hill, both curly haired. one is wearing a vest and bow tie, with a pin that says "ring security"; the other is wearing a palm tree patterned button-down shirt. in the top photo the two boys are leaning in, looking at something one boy is holding. in the lower photo, both are looking at the camera, with one pointing out of frame and the other holding a round object over his eye
my youngest brother's wedding was last weekend, indeed a familial stressfest on all ends, but also lovely in a few fleeting moments.

both of my younger brothers have sons, born only about a month apart, who never got to meet each other until that weekend. they were hamming it up the whole time and i was there to delight in it.

fujifilm x100f | acros | ISO 1250
cropped in iPadOS photos; edited in pixelmator
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
These are excellent portraits!
BooBounder Yesterday
Love to know where on earth there are mansard roofs like that. Got to be a university campus ...
roonie pro 22 hours ago
@nikkuneko It is times like these that start to make the stress, of all the other times, just a bit more bearable.
My children and grandchildren bring me joy that I did not expect when I was smashing away down the salt mine.
nikkuneko pro 18 hours ago
@roonie truly so! they are a magic all their own.

@BooBounder nope, think dumpy country club in central illinois
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cottenwess

oy

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the lord jehovah has given unto you these fifteen… [drops one]… oy.
happy birthday mel!
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roonie pro 22 hours ago
Happy Birthday!!
Here's to many more.
dreyfusslugado 17 hours ago
I always wondered what the other 5 Commandments were.
MackReed

iiit's aaaliiiiiiiiiivvve!!!

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#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour
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snarkout pro 18 hours ago
The 100 Year Old Man.
LocalStain

I smell an Emmy.

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source- https://theonion.com/the-bear...
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Argie pro 14 hours ago
Perfect for another win in the category of ... checks notes... Best Comedy
Argie

Mel Brooks Just Turned 100

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Post a gif of your fav movie of his in his honour

#mel
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
instant mood lift <3
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
The best part of this clip is watching Cleavon Little try not to laugh.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@tweedlydo and I quote this scene all the time
bezt pro Yesterday
Tag with #Mel so we can see them all in the same place!
https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel
dapete Yesterday
Little had no idea the improv was coming.
Argie pro 14 hours ago
@bezt great idea, just gave me the biggist grin seeing them all
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dogwelder

WHEEEEE!

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Xedrik 7 hours ago
Rotations Per Mouse
wjcstp

mongo only pawn

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Gif of a confused-looking cowboy saying "Don't know... Mongo only pawn... in game of life"
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
this is one of those lines that is just burned into my daily lexicon
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko some days at work it becomes like a mantra
snarkout

The Mel 100

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An animated gif of Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle in white tie and tails on stage from "Young Frankenstein". Boyle is hollering "SUPER DUPER!"
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour.

The first time I saw this scene I laughed until I choked.
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wjcstp pro 17 hours ago
Peter Boyle is so fucking funny in this
dapete 13 hours ago
Gene had to fight for this scene and I contend it is the funniest thing ever put to film. I mean, after all that, who brings rotting veggies to a black tie science demonstration?
mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
@dapete that's one of the little things that makes repeated watches fun
ba

No!

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Marcel Marceau in mime's makeup, a black top hat and dark shirt steps into an ornate sitting room, seemingly against a strong wind.
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif from a fav movie of his in his honour
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Silent Movie!

Marcel Marceau was the only character with an actual audible line in the whole movie. Brilliant!
travis

Hail Skroob

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Mel Brooks as President Skroob in Spaceballs giving the Skroob Salute. Te salute starts off looking like he's about to give us an angry middle finger, but as he raises his fist up he stops and daintily turns his hand around and gives a short wiggling finger wave.
When I was a kid I thought this was the funniest goddamn thing and me and all my nerdy friends would give the salute to each other

Happy 100th Mel Brooks!

#Mel
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knutmo

Harvest

A bowl of field peas
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A bowl of field peas
Field peas from the garden
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bezt

Oh, no- not again!

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The dancing chestburster from Spaceballs.
#Mel brooks turns 100! Post a gif a fav movie of his in his honour.
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MackReed

i

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someone has curated a list of AI generated children’s books: https://infosec.exchange/@lcamtuf...
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jpoulos

HBD Mr. Brooks

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Gene Wilder, stuck behind a bookcase, in Young Frankenstein:

"PUT. THE CANDLE. BACK."
#Mel
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Argie pro 14 hours ago
Add #mel so we can see all in the same place https://mltshp.com/tag/Mel 😁
neuracnu

ffu

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#mel
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artwells

the best testing burrito is the stealth burrito

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woman hiding behind a plant biting a burrito
23 hours ago
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cottenwess 22 hours ago
mom stole my hot pocket!
dogwelder pro 16 hours ago
I'm always open for testing a burrito
BennyTheIcepick pro 17 minutes ago
Spagget!
https://youtu.be/Omy3BERU...

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