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the state of the union
all tomorrow's parties
A little of the ol’ razzle dazzle
goodest boy
Eye Contact With a Humpback Whale
guess what
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A painted wooden mask depicting a pink, leering man’s face draped in a gray bat, its yellow wings framing his eyes, torso covering his nose, and fangs bared in front of his forehead
How to sell a laminator
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Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.
It’s hard to tell now. OpenAI released a new image generator that’s incredibly good at hands, continuity, text. So it’s about the get a lot worse.
I’m pretty sure that it is based upon how stretched the distal areas of the radial and ulnar regions are. We should be able to see metacarpals before the laminator.
The more I look at it the more the legs seem off. Also the radiator back left seems to have odd foreshortening on it, and the plug cable seems too contrived.
Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
Other than that this would be a very good idea to make in an analog way.
4th Columbo!
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WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)
this is fantastic
The villain shoots and kills Columbo. There is a bright flash, then the regenerated Columbo says "Just one more thing..."
@dreyfusslugado +++ 100% This.
biiiig stretch (+ blep) ...
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A dog stretches in the deserted town of Futaba inside the 20km evacuation zone in Fukushima, Japan. Photograph: Sergey Ponomarev/AP
me IRL
This fellow visited our porch today
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A black and white cat sitting on white steps
the look on this dude’s face, he’s *seen* shit
The Angine de Poitrine situation is crazier than you think
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Welcome to the disappointment potluck
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This deserves a knuckle sandwich.
@gwint Like pickled knuckle, with cumin seeds?
tihi
on ha long bay
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our overnight cruise was shortened to a day trip. The Ha Long Bay nautical authorities - with potential typhoon conditions forming - didn’t want a repeat of last July’s 32-fatality capsizing of a tourist boat in a full typhoon, and shut down all overnight traffic.
Weather both days this week turned out to be languid and calm, and so was the truncated cruise.
Weather both days this week turned out to be languid and calm, and so was the truncated cruise.
Photo +++
oh hi long boy
The Academy Award for Best Performance by a Toad goes to this toad
For those who celebrate
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Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"
second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"
third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."
and rats, I missed TMA-1 discovery day this year!
idk how i feel about this
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fwiw i've posted a lot but p sure i have no peg posts
i've posted a lot but p sure no peg posts...
"driving experiences"??
Maybe the AI is trying to tell you something.
I thought we blocked most AI bots from this site 🤔
"...the basic mechanism by which humans learn that other people are real goes dark."
with a certain cool regard
porch boy spotted
Caution: Misfits ahead
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The plot of one of my kids' favorite recently published books: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books...
i can't kick this feelin' when it hits
Unchained melody
Bernadette Devlin
This is the coolest a place is capable of looking
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What is the blue stuff in the dispenser to the right?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 probably cigarettes
boop
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A dark blue background. Hovering above is a large, orange space invader: one of those blocky pixel monsters from the classic arcade game. It is dropping neon green blocks. Below it, running away from the blocks, is a person, not pixelated, carrying a black umbrella. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Digging the classic arcade vibe!
... or put-upon robot?
ugly gerry
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Thanks, I hate it
Michigan Flood Water
What Could Go Wrong?
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1950s proposed Soviet nuclear airship
Hindenburg 2: Nuclear Boogaloo!
Beware of Don Karnage, leader of the dreaded Air Pirates and commander of the massive airship the Iron Vulture!
This kills the continent
any major dude will tell you
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A Vietnamese rooster poised on one leg with red and iridescent dark green feathers and a red comb eyes the viewer, a faded red arrow on the wall pointing to the bird.
Oh NICE photo.
I had a photo hidden somewhere on my computer at one point, named 'giant cock' (https://mltshp.com/p/1ROJ6) in case my roommates decided to go being perverts
[Personal] Magnolias for my ex
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Watercolour of pink magnolias on a dark purple background.
Last September, I met at a woman through a dating site. On the first zoom call she told me that a week before we met up she'd been diagnosed with breast cancer and that I was allowed to run away.
Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.
But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)
#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
Now I don't run away from stuff like that, and we very very quickly got into a very intense relationship. One month in, she started chemotherapy and things went downhill between the two of us. We split up in December. It wasn't very nice. She now has finished chemo, had one breast removed and is recovering - although it's officially stage four so the long-term prognosis isn't good.
But we stayed in touch, albeit at a distance. Tomorrow I'll be seeing her for the first time in months. I'm having lunch with her, together with a good mutual friend. The friend asked me if I would make a drawing for my ex so we could give it to her with a message. So this is what we're going to give her tomorrow. (top and bottom edge cut off so it's really straight and kind of nice at double postcard size.)
#painting #watercolour #ex #flowers
That’s gorgeous.
good luck; i hope it goes well.
i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.
beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
i know it's tough navigating these things, especially when you're balancing empathy for an ex and protecting yourself at the same time.
beautiful work, by the way. i think she'll really appreciate it
@m3moellering Thank youuuuu
