a large, furry grey cat with long whiskers, light green eyes, and a pink nose

two photos of the same person wearing a handmade squid hat, with a wide droopy hood body and long dangly tentacles, two of end in little mittens that can be worn. the (mostly Caucasian, droopy-eyed, male-presenting) person in both photos is doing the same goofy smile, albeit one far more sober than the other. the older photo on the left shows this person younger, wearing a sweater and collared shirt, with a pair of tortoise-shell glasses. the newer photo on the right shows this person in a mint green t-shirt and windsor wire frame glasses.

The image shows a bat sitting in an oversized office chair with a potted plant to the left and two charts on the walls behind it. There are papers and folders on the desk in front of the bat.

A shiny chrome bicycle stands alone on its kickstand before a vibrantly green rice paddy with sharp limestone ridges in the background framing a cloudy gray sky

closeup of a pasty-assed nerd motherfucker in glasses, clutching an enamel pipe in his mouth, which has the word "holland" painted on the side. he is wearing a handmade stocking cap with viking horns

A painting in a medieval style depicting a man and woman facing each other under an arch. At the top there is a stylized castle tower and a coat of arms with a similar tower. The man is carrying a camera and walking a dog. The woman is carrying a paint brush and pad of paper. To the right is a small table holding a typewriter, underneath which is a tuxedo cat.

Vertical panorama of a verdant valley floor surrounded by dark limestone ridges fringed with greenery. A canal snakes through the valley. The photographer’s face is seen at the top framed by his glasses and peaked beige cap, and his feet and legs are at the bottom of the photo.

In the image is a birdfeeder on the right hand side and top left is a dog lying on his back with his feet in the air

Give Me This
Ada Limón

I thought it was the neighbor’s cat back
to clean the clock of the fledgling robins low
in their nest stuck in the dense hedge by the house
but what came was much stranger, a liquidity
moving all muscle and bristle. A groundhog
slippery and waddle thieving my tomatoes still
green in the morning’s shade. I watched her
munch and stand on her haunches taking such
pleasure in the watery bites. Why am I not allowed
delight? A stranger writes to request my thoughts
on suffering. Barbed wire pulled out of the mouth,
as if demanding that I kneel to the trap of coiled
spikes used in warfare and fencing. Instead,
I watch the groundhog closer and a sound escapes
me, a small spasm of joy I did not imagine
when I woke. She is a funny creature and earnest,
and she is doing what she can to survive.

A star wars toys called CHEWBECKY. The package says FREE COMB! CHEWBACCA'S SISTER CHERRY SCENTED NEW "I LOVE ALL HER OUFITS!"

Advert for a laminator. A presenting female is sat on the floor behind the laminator with her arms reaching into the back of the machine. At the front it appears that her hands are emerging from the machine and currently being laminated.

WHAT IF COLUMBO COULD REGENERATE LIKE THE DOCTOR? 1st Columbo: Groucho Marx 2nd Columbo: Danny Kaye 3rd Columbo: Sid Caesar 4th Columbo: Peter Falk (obviously he's the fourth, I mean come on, both in terms of iconicism and timing) 5th Columbo: Jamie Farr 6th Columbo: Judd Hirsch 7th Columbo: Howard Hesseman 8th Columbo: Mandy Patinkin 9th Columbo: Eugene Levy 10th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo 11th Columbo: Adam Brody 12th Columbo: Jason Alexander 13th Columbo: Natasha Lyonne 14th Columbo: Mark Ruffalo again 15th Columbo: Omar Epps NOT PICTURED: Alan Arkin ("War Columbo"), Whoopi Goldberg ("Fugitive Columbo"), Laura Linney (possible 16th Columbo), Don Adams/Warren Christopher (played first and second Columbos, respectively, in "The Five Columbos" TV special)

deflated blow up doll and a plastic planter dumped in a river

black and white photo of oathbreaker vocalist caro tanghe, almost doubled over as she performs. her right hand rests on a mic stand, her hair spilling downward. the gauzy shawl she is wearing hangs across her arm, making a smoky backdrop for her profile.

Gray carpeted conversation pit with black leather cushions and stacks of books and vinyl around a record player. DELICIOUSNESS.

A black and white comic, three panels stacked one on top of the other with white gutters. In the top panel, a toad looks questioning as a balloon from off panel exclaims, "You poor creature!" In the middle panel, the toad looks quite literally the most crestfallen I've ever seen a face as the balloon from off panel says, "It must be so hard..." And in the last and bottom panel, the toad lights up, stars appearing around their head, warmed by the words in the balloon from off panel that continues, "...being the most beautiful toad in the world!"

A dog stretches in the deserted town of Futaba inside the 20km evacuation zone in Fukushima, Japan. Photograph: Sergey Ponomarev/AP

Meme from Muppet Christmas Carol where scrooge asks the boy what day it is.

first panel shows michael caine as scrooge, dressed in nightclothes and wearing a sleeping cap leaning out a window with one finger raised. the caption reads "You there, boy! What day is it?"

second panel shows a wider shot from below, showing more of the building and window of a stone building with snow on a ledge. it is clearly snowing. there is the back of a rabbit visible looking up at michael caine. the caption reads "It's anniversary of Richard Nixon's death, sir!"

third panel shows a close up on Michael Caine, he is smiling, showing a gold tooth, as it continues to snow. the caption reads "Then I haven't missed it."