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Family vacation!
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Grey-haired old man, his pretty wife and genius son take up a row of an airplane, in flight.
My kid just graduated HS, and will be bussing tables and interning at a chemistry lab at NU this summer, before heading to University of Illinois in the fall (Chemical Engineering with a music minor). My wife starts a 6 month contract in a week from Monday that will involve a lot of travel. I’m slammed at work with 50-60 hour weeks likely through October.
But first, a week in Central Oregon!
But first, a week in Central Oregon!
She Won High School
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She did it! she made it! she beat high school! now on to the next level! bath bachelor's in illustration is next!
Family portrait with horses
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A sunny rural pasture with several horses grazing in the distance. In the foreground, a brown mare stands beside a young foal near a wire fence, while the long shadows of three people stretch across the grass under a bright blue sky.
While on vacation in central Oregon we watched some horses eat, including babies.
To be clear, it was baby horses eating, not horses eating babies.
To be clear, it was baby horses eating, not horses eating babies.
I love this! Shadow portraits, so fine! Fade-proof family memories.
More interested in the horses that're eating babies, tbh. Found any of those?
The babies you feed to the horses, where do they come from?
asking for a friend
asking for a friend
booing
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Black and white single-panel cartoon.
A three-eyed fanged monster wearing a graduation cap and gown is standing behind a lectern with a university crest on it, addressing an audience of students (visible only as tasseled mortarboards) at a commencement ceremony.
Caption: "And, as you head out into the world, your fresh, meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords -- wait, why are you all booing?"
By Joe Dator and Kevin Maher.
A three-eyed fanged monster wearing a graduation cap and gown is standing behind a lectern with a university crest on it, addressing an audience of students (visible only as tasseled mortarboards) at a commencement ceremony.
Caption: "And, as you head out into the world, your fresh, meaty torsos will be ripped apart and roasted to feed your new alien overlords -- wait, why are you all booing?"
By Joe Dator and Kevin Maher.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!
Is this the Jerry Seinfield speech?
@homerj I think it's a reference to academics and tutors who are addressing students on what looks like graduation day. They all mention AI and how pivotal it will be. All get booed (I've seen 3 so far).
The kids are alright.
The kids are alright.
Starting my first mural on Monday
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Photograph of a blank wall on the side of a housing block. The wall is about 3 stories high.
More than two years ago, one of my neighbors suggested to me that I should paint a mural on an ugly wall at a square down my street.
It took me forever to scrape enough courage together to get funding from various kinds of places. But I managed. I got the money. I got the permits. I got the scissor lift. I got the wall renovated and plastered. I got the paint and a colleague that is going to help me. And it should be ready by June 13, because then it’s going to be officially opened.
I found the whole process rather nerve-racking because all in all it’s about €18,000. But my goodness, will I be happy and relieved once it’s done.
It took me forever to scrape enough courage together to get funding from various kinds of places. But I managed. I got the money. I got the permits. I got the scissor lift. I got the wall renovated and plastered. I got the paint and a colleague that is going to help me. And it should be ready by June 13, because then it’s going to be officially opened.
I found the whole process rather nerve-racking because all in all it’s about €18,000. But my goodness, will I be happy and relieved once it’s done.
This is awesome! I can't wait for updates!
Ooh, this is exciting!
This is going to be massive! I hope you have fun while working your arse off!
Melanie
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A woman standing in front of a building in the Imperial Palace in Tokyo, wearing the "Order of the Rising Sun, Gold Rays with Neck Ribbon" medal.
Melanie, my sister who has lived in Japan for 30+ years, received the "Order of the Rising Sun, Gold Rays with Neck Ribbon" the other day. It's the highest honour that can be given to a civilian (non-politician). She received it for "Contributions to the Australia Japan relationship and economic development". As part of the ceremony she had an audience with the Emperor, who she said "was very short".
Melanie is the little urban overachiever of our family. She's on the boards of Asahi, Mitsubishi Estate and Kawasaki Heavy Manufacturing, in addition to knowing just about everyone in the world. She regularly sends photos when she's out with various Heads of State.
I just happened to have a trip to Japan planned when the award was announced, so I got to represent the family. Unfortunately not allowed to be part of the official events, but we had plenty of drinks with friends afterwards.
Melanie is the little urban overachiever of our family. She's on the boards of Asahi, Mitsubishi Estate and Kawasaki Heavy Manufacturing, in addition to knowing just about everyone in the world. She regularly sends photos when she's out with various Heads of State.
I just happened to have a trip to Japan planned when the award was announced, so I got to represent the family. Unfortunately not allowed to be part of the official events, but we had plenty of drinks with friends afterwards.
Congrats to your sister!
おめでとう!
BTW, for someone who is both (1) a woman and (2) a foreigner to achieve that level of corporate success in Japan is truly impressive. (For example, here's the Board of Mitsubishi Estate: https://www.mec.co.jp/en... )
only if you do it right
Weakness: Soup
REMEDY
New car day for us
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Teal colored low-poly ass overgrown hatchback of an electric car
I have been seriously researching and shopping for a couple of months, and closed the deal yesterday on a new (to us) EV, a 2024 Hyundai Ioniq 5.
We had our Honda Fit for just a few months short of 10 years, and it was a total champ. That Fit took us from MN to as far as Oregon and Toronto and back. We loved the small size and large cargo space, the purple color, the utter reliability, but the spike in gas prices, the flood of good options fresh off of 3-year leases and good trade-in value for the Fit made it feel like the right time to make a change.
Not enough miles with it yet to be past the honeymoon period, but so far it's total blast to drive and i'm hopeful it'll be as good to us for the next many years as that Honda.
We had our Honda Fit for just a few months short of 10 years, and it was a total champ. That Fit took us from MN to as far as Oregon and Toronto and back. We loved the small size and large cargo space, the purple color, the utter reliability, but the spike in gas prices, the flood of good options fresh off of 3-year leases and good trade-in value for the Fit made it feel like the right time to make a change.
Not enough miles with it yet to be past the honeymoon period, but so far it's total blast to drive and i'm hopeful it'll be as good to us for the next many years as that Honda.
Congrats! The Ioniq 5 is one of my upgrade pics over the Kona EV I've had for the last 3+ years.
Friend of mine bought one new and really likes it, though he gets frustrated with the all-touchscreen dashboard.
Ooo! We’ve been thinking next year we switch to voltage and that one’s on the list. Curious to know how it goes on every level!
My ride is he—YEEEEET!
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A bumper sticker reading I (unicode replacement symbol) Unicode
whip of the week
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a small dark blue station wagon with cartoonishly oversized rear wheels and a massive chromed-out v8 engine sticking up through its hood
Oh hell yes
“Where’s the Supernova, kid?”
The only thing it's missing is wheelie bars
#ffu
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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christopher walken growling
Sleepy Hollow is my favorite Burton flick. (And might be his last good one.)
Surf’s up! I mean…whatever this is..
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I love this. 😆
@jpoulos me too! Haha
Literally me this past weekend (once I acclimatized to Lake Huron's chilly waters)
Narihira
FULL SHOW: After "Late Show" ends, Stephen Colbert hosts Monroe public access show
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A full hour of Colbert (guest) hosting a public access TV show, the day after his CBS show ended.
Here’s the same video from his personal (!) YT channel: https://youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4
Here’s the same video from his personal (!) YT channel: https://youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4
Glorious
cloud
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photograph from a highway of a dissipating thunderstorm cloud "raining out." the storm has been shot from some distance so it appears to be a cloud touching the ground.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
loud cloud
Sustained!
Literary Journal Cover
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Book exchange in the entryway of a shuttered old building in downtown Ventura
There are less than a handful of properties in downtown Albuquerque that still have the address inlaid in terrazzo like this (I can think of only two) but damn its such a classy look.
Black Swans by Vasilisa Romanenko, 2026
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Painting of 2 black Swans posed among red. Orange and yellow flowers
That we are, that we are, that we are to know
zoomies
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video loop pov a train conductor speeding down the tracks at 10x speed
every now and then i’d like to experience what my dog experiences while having zoomies, only in the city.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
you should feel what I feel
you should take what I take
you should take what I take
@O_C I can now hear this gif
Ah, so THIS is the "high speed rail" I've been hearing about!
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Today was her last day.
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Photo shows an image of a medium small brown short-haired dog with her ears flapping in the wind as she gets all the smells on her way to the Rainbow Bridge.
We gave her the best life we possibly could. The unfairness of living longer than our companions is not lost upon me this day.
Peace and sweet memories to you.
<3
The hurt of having to make that decision never fully goes away, but if you did it right -- and it sounds like you did -- the joy and love of your life with her will always chase away the sad moments. Godspeed, best girl.
get in loser, we're going to eat shit against a bumper
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vintage illustration of a couple in a low tiny car that is mostly windsheild titled "The New Urban Car"
I want the future we were promised!
Syd Mead saw a tiny, crushable future
ShuttlePod to Enterprise, permission to dock?
9 years of MLTSHP (and counting)
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square phone pic: a closeup of a light blue shirt and royal blue hoodie, folded so their logos are adjacent. the light blue shirt has the cursive MLKSHK logo, and the royal blue has the MLTSHP deelux logo.
happy anniversary, you weirdos!
on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.
nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.
(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com
for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
on this day in 2017, we went live thanks to the time and energy of so many wonderful people.
nine insane-assed years later, MLTSHP is still a source of daily joy, support, and discovery for me. i have art, music, and goodies from MLTSHPers all over my home. i’ve shared meals and adventures with many of y’all; i’ve commiserated and goofed with even more of y’all. here’s to many more.
(BTW, i happened to wear my lovely ol’ MLKSHK shirt to the farmers market this morning. tried to get a selfie in it for my celebratory post, but i was not lookin’ particularly sassy. instead you get an even older MLKSHK shirt and said beloved hoodie sans me. the hoodie and a bunch of other great stuff designed by heyitsal is still up in the webstore:
https://mltshp-store.creator-spring.com
for shits ’n’ giggles, my first post after we went live:
https://mltshp.com/p/1BFXC
i need more of youse artwork fuckers
I think I still have the black on black shirt
I know I still have the black on black shirt
TPSPSPSPS Report
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screenshot of a photo of a cat napping inside an accordion file, below which tumblr user @coolcatgroup writes "An important document" and @unclefeather writes "I want him on my desk by tomorrow morning"
Glad to see they're properly cataloged.
2026 bracket idea
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A visual chart of dough-wrapped dumplings type foods from the world’s cuisines including mandu, samosa, gnocchi, etc.
I’m not the type to run/manage such a competition, but if you are, go for it.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
I think your top seeds are empanada, samosa, pierogi and ravioli. (Gyoza gets denied a top seed and uses that resentment to win it all.)
Tiny issue of scale: your pasty should be roughly burrito-sized, while gnocchi are about the size of a fava bean
Don’t make me choose among my beautiful children
Snack Cart in Dingo Town
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Vintage photo of a woman pushing a stroller with 8 kids in it
Kinderwagenbus, Leipzig, 1959 Thomas Billhardt
(I would've guessed 1941)
https://sichtbar.art/events...
(I would've guessed 1941)
https://sichtbar.art/events...
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photo of Jeffrey Epstein photoshopped into a soldier’s helmet into which the viewer (a soldier) seems to be peering as it is balanced upside down between his feet
Wishing all our troops a safe return home soon. Not joking. You don’t want to be remembered on Memorial Day for any part of this manufactured mess. You’re worth so much more to your fellow Americans and our country than that.
so say we all
Sounds like a fun, fulfilling just time! Congrats and enjoy!