Ugh, stuck behind Tarantino again.

Ski fast eat ass

Gives new meaning to the term "Marx Bros"

cuteoverload

O my!!! hi sweet lil penny <3

POOOCHIEEEE

Boss

The Olympus Mons and the North Polar Region are marked forbidden.

The Moon is made of cheese, Mars Is made of buttercream.

@tamrow With Oreo bits.

I can't even begin to tell you how many hundreds of times I've said great googly moogly since I first saw this.

Is 43 Chi McBride from Pushing Daisies?

go girls

Link for the Tweeters: https://twitter.com/dianabut...

I think Anne Frank was even younger

Yeah, Frank died before her 16th birthday, and for that matter Joan of Arc was a little older. So I guess same age = “teens.” I don’t really think she or Austen were out to change the world, though. They’re just good examples of why it’s foolish and cruel to condescend on the basis of age.

I read a witness account of Frank and her sister near death, and it fucking broke my heart. They died from typhus in Bergen-Belsen after surviving Auschwitz and evacuation from Auschwitz.

@thelonius the way human brains work, I think we need those small stories, stories we can wrap our heads around, so we can begin to grapple with how bad the overall situation was.

What's there to hate?

@jer mostly re: https://mltshp.com/p/1GWJT even though it’s not donuts

Are those the gardein, or trader joes or a different brand of those chicken (less) nuggets? I think I usually am eating the mandarin orange ones.

@mashcan gardein fuh life

@tweedlydo Next time I get a popover from 7 Stone Steps i'm going to cram a chicken tender from Tully's inside along with compound butter.

omg

Looks great

I WANNA GO THERE!

would!

wow!

I’d do the first half and ask if I might hop off at the top and walk down.

Slow twerkin’

Shake that ass for me

!

He is such a tool.

PLAY FREEBIRD!!!

All you people in the front say "hooooooooooo"

<3

Anyway, here's Wonderwall.



Sorry, couldn't resist!

Fake chick’n and frozen waffles?

"Have you heard the Good News from our Prophet Kha'les?"

You! The one who is thrice betraying me now!

Gowron with your bad self

@joshmillard Perfect.

Well, adults don't listen to kids anyway, so they might as well keep you off the street. God knows they don't want to be confronted with their shallow choices like you are doing right now, young lady!

(Related: good job, young lady!)

In fairness, we as a culture *do* listen disproportionately to very attractive people, so she's got a shot at at least Wharhol's 15 minutes.

(But yes, kudos on doing more than my graying old ass is right now.)

my eyes keep seeing that “tennis” cartridge as “dennis”

did not expect to enjoy a Post cover!

I hadn't even known it'd lived this long.

I'd completely forgotten he was running.

Was 88 nazi propaganda back then too?

I hope it's Drew Pearson and not nazi propaganda

@mashcan It could be both.

All I see is Schlitz. There's no hating that.

@Kevin There were more Drew Pearson fans than Nazis in the mid 70s. The Cowboys were a big deal back then.

Did you people know Drew Pearson was Cowboys #88? I can barely remember the name of our football team let alone players from the 70's.


(I'm lying, Go CHEFS!)

https://mltshp.com/p/1GXPB

Upsetting.

Imma eatchu

BATMAN!

In Heaven, Everything is fine

Not you, naan bread!

Naa-ni?