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artwells

Lunch

Bowl of ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Niban broth with fresh noodles, tare of mixed fats, tamari, fish sauce and mirin, topped with eel jerky, jalapeno brined egg, and rib meat leftover from last night's grillin', toaster-roasted nori, and nori furikake
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poorusher 3 hours ago
DAMNIT
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Good golly!
snarkout

Are we not men?

A street sign: "This dimension protected by houses who walk like men; For more information call: 1-844-517-4445 Ext: 781". The sign hass ome stickers and graffiti. There are three stylized logos of red houses with little feet and an eyeball.
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A street sign: "This dimension protected by houses who walk like men; For more information call: 1-844-517-4445 Ext: 781". The sign hass ome stickers and graffiti. There are three stylized logos of red houses with little feet and an eyeball.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

More surreal Toronto street art signs at the link. "Warning! Frog", etc. The phone number apparently works but I haven't called it yet!
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KMAlexander pro 7 minutes ago
It's absolutely worth calling.
nikkuneko

endorse me for "bonafide sludgesicle man" on linkedin

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https://www.kexp.org/media/filer_public/6a/6a/6a6ac083-7fe4-434e-8d54-9006d860c030/michael-stipe-scrummy.gif
per my "adventures of pete & pete" rewatching over the weekend (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1RTSB)

of all the wondrous cameos dotting the series (iggy pop! juliana hatfield! marshall crenshaw! kate pierson!) i had completely blanked on the fact that michael stipe himself popped up in one of the (pre-series) specials - "what we did on our summer vacation", which aired in 1991

also, important addendum, i need that "captain scrummy" cap ASAP
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ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
"sludgesicle" is a subgenre of metal that deserves to be invented.
snarkout pro 3 hours ago
IIRC the band at the school dance is Luscious Jackson.
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
@ardgedee LOL, would 100% be at the forefront of this very gooey movement
artwells

why do I feel this way?

airbrushed illustration of a drink on the rocks with a cherry hovering over it
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airbrushed illustration of a drink on the rocks with a cherry hovering over it
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snarkout pro 6 hours ago
ARE YOU BEING SEXUALLY AROUSED BY THIS PICTURE?
heyitsal pro 4 hours ago
Because using exacto blades to physically mask an image is hot!
joost 4 hours ago
@heyitsal Ha!
mcmjolnir pro 3 hours ago
my band Subliminal Skull play at the Monkeybox on Friday at 7

no I can't add anyone to the guestlist
m3moellering 3 hours ago
Am I the only one who sees a mudskipper on the bottom of the glass?
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y95

 

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LocalStain

mv_rn

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That green thing is the “dumpster” at #letoile. And these pixies are dancing on it apropos of some island based Up with People offshoot… or so I’m told…

It’s not entirely clear…

the extended bus rides and the cannabis I’m forced to consume to tolerate them make for strange bedfellows from time to time…

Hell…

It’s August, I’m tired, they might not even be there….

I should take a photo…

Wait.
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
You really are on a marathon to October. I hope to visit that restaurant someday.
nikkuneko

manual code review

screenshot from animated series "king of the hill": main character hank hill looks down at a piece of paper in shock and dismay, his eyes wide and his mouth turning into a frown. (episode context: he is reading a report from a football player who is doing work study at his propane shop; the report is poorly written and disdainful of the business.) in the background, his "employee of the month" photo with his boss can be seen
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screenshot from animated series "king of the hill": main character hank hill looks down at a piece of paper in shock and dismay, his eyes wide and his mouth turning into a frown. (episode context: he is reading a report from a football player who is doing work study at his propane shop; the report is poorly written and disdainful of the business.) in the background, his "employee of the month" photo with his boss can be seen
from "king of the hill" s5e5, "peggy makes the big leauges"

one of my favorite quotes from the series, via brendan fraser's guest character in this episode: "it smells, and i thank god every day i get home that i didn't get exploded, the end."
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samh

I did a thing yesterday

A cyclist on a gravel road at dawn with a misty river in the distance
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A cyclist on a gravel road at dawn with a misty river in the distance
I am visiting Minnesota for a week. Yesterday was the culmination of my year-long bicycle training and my brother and I rode The DAMn - the day across Minnesota gravel bike race. Starting on the South Dakota border at midnight, Aug 1st we had 24 hours to get across the Wisconsin border on a set course consisting of 80% gravel roads through river bottoms and expansive ag fields.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
You got to Wowsville! At least in my estimation!
wjcstp pro Yesterday
DAMn that's some serious riding, hope it all went smoothly and you're getting some good rest today. I've done many gravel rides, but the longest was just over half of the DAMn, and nothing at all recently. I'm out for a much shorter and easier ride around Mpls today.
samh pro Yesterday
It was awesome getting to explore a part of MN that I've not really spent much time in, @wjcstp. The Minnesota River valley is gorgeous and I had the pleasure of being down in there at misty sunrise. And your bicycling community eats sleeps and breathes "Minnesota Nice" really well. Didn't hurt they offer up a cold pint of Spotted Cow at the finish line too.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
I had to look it up... the 2024 event was 240 miles long. So, an average of 10 mph for 24 hours.

That's a beast. Congratulations!
cwhartman pro 22 hours ago
This is absolutely amazing!
samh pro 9 hours ago
We managed around 11.4 mph average with three planned stops and a few other random stops, @ardgedee. Our finishing time was 21 hrs 7 min.

Between 100 miles on the MTB a few weeks ago and these 240 on the gravel steed I'm ready for some shorter rides for awhile, @cwhartman!
octaneTom pro 5 hours ago
DAMn! Nicely done!
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waa

Me and my mural

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A good friend of mine dropped by and wanted to take my picture.
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jasperzelf pro 2 days ago
Cannot <3 this enough!
waa pro 2 days ago
@jasperzelf dank jeeee😘
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
♥️❗❗❗
poorusher 2 days ago
Shoes 👠👀
waa pro 2 days ago
@poorusher 💗💗💗
m3moellering 2 days ago
How nice it is to see you in frame with your work!
Argie pro 2 days ago
@m3moellering and wearing the same palette... perfect 😊 @waa
robotmachine pro 2 days ago
@waa Kathryn (Katyusha) wanted me to let you know that you look great and that she says “Hey!”

:)

I also agree that you look great. ❤️
kokogiak 2 days ago
Amazing! Every part of this!
waldopepper pro 2 days ago
This is just all kinds of lovely
waa pro 2 days ago
@m3moellering @kokogiak @waldopepper Thanks!!!!
waa pro 2 days ago
@robotmachine Please do say HEY back :-) And thanks for the compliment!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
It's so good and your outfit is cute.
spingo pro 2 days ago
(applause)
robotmachine pro 2 days ago
@waa Message relayed!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
excellent.
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@robotmachine Please tell @Katyusha that I said hi!

And @waa you and you work look incredible.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@LocalStain Message relayed!
knutmo Yesterday
Art personified!
drurystephanie 23 hours ago
gahhh all of this is gorgeoussss
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Failed Postcards...

Kourtney Roy, photographer, takes self portraits, this series is called Failed Postcards From Napoli.
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Kourtney Roy, photographer, takes self portraits, this series is called Failed Postcards From Napoli.
03 Vesuvio I, 2025
Kourtney Roy developed her project Failed Postcards from Napoli in 2025, during a residency at the Spot Home Gallery in the city. Relying on self-portraiture, the Canadian presents herself as an eccentric protagonist of stories left to our imagination
#Photography #KourtneyRoy Spot Home Gallery
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joffaboy

Under the Milky Way tonight

Nightside view of Earth and Milky Way
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Nightside view of Earth and Milky Way
Astronaut Don Pettit took this photo from the ISS using a modified tracking camera. See linked comments for more info. Not AI

https://www.threads.com/share...
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MackReed pro 21 hours ago
This is what I’ve always imagined the view to be from Straylight in “Neuromancer.”
idogcow 21 hours ago
@MackReed I can smell the inside of the tug from memory
jordanbrock pro 17 hours ago
@MackReed YES! So clear.

And @idogcow, 'Mute be playin' a righteous dub.
patd 7 hours ago
Real "opening credits to The Expanse" feel here. Amazing.
bug138 6 hours ago
These keep getting better
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joffaboy

Jurassic nerdery

Dude in the Jurassic Park office with about 4 computers on his desk
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Dude in the Jurassic Park office with about 4 computers on his desk
"For a film shot in 1993 — when a lot of households still didn’t have computers — Jurassic Park contained a ton of them. The offices in the movie have everything from Mac powerbooks to high-end graphics-workstations and even supercomputers. Silicon Graphics donated $875,000 worth of computer equipment, Apple donated $350,000, and the filmmakers got another $500,000 of “additional hardware and software”.

Over at his blog, Fabian Sanglard has written a byzantine exegesis of every computer that appears onscreen; he’s got over three dozen screenshots, and he outlines every machine in each."

Source: https://fabiensanglard.net/jurrasic...
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wheels pro 3 hours ago
It's a Unix system. I know this!
dogwelder

This Modern World

A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow
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A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow
source: https://www.dailykos.com/stories...
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MackReed pro 7 hours ago
*sob*



also: FCKING VOTE!!!
mingusdew 5 hours ago
The RFK quote text looooooooooool
0y3ahSansAcut3 4 hours ago
How long before Rump poops out yet another cabinet member, explosively?
Argie

Aussie Beer Prank

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I usually hate pranks, I suffer from secondhand/vicarious embarrassment big time. But this, this I enjoyed. Harmless and fun.

"I wish my arm was shorter because it feels like grabbin’ ya!" 😁

Also, it doesn't get more Aussie pub than this pub.
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ckoerner 5 hours ago
I love Phil.
artwells

Breakfast

Toast on a plate
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Toast on a plate
Toasted Grand Central Bakery potato sourdough, with alderwood smoked salmon from the Warm Springs reservation (paid a lot extra to help with their fire recovery), freshly boiled eggs from Deck Farms and ground mustard from our garden.
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joost Yesterday
Ground mustard!
I have an unused pepermolen I just found a use for!
artwells pro Yesterday
@joost I use it on everything particularly when I learned the health benefits
nikkuneko

some new-old (old-new?) music next week

square instagram photo, somewhat low res: OP (left) sitting on a couch, hunched over a nylon string guitar, with one side of a stereo pair of mics in front of him. to his right, a second person fallen asleep on a pile of mic cases on the other side of the couch. behind them is a studio sound diffuser on the wall
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square instagram photo, somewhat low res: OP (left) sitting on a couch, hunched over a nylon string guitar, with one side of a stereo pair of mics in front of him. to his right, a second person fallen asleep on a pile of mic cases on the other side of the couch. behind them is a studio sound diffuser on the wall
something coming down the pipeline, thought i’d let MLTSHP know about it first.

a few months ago, when i moved to a new laptop, i found an intriguing session bounce, labeled only “windmills - nick - acoustic”.

it turned out to be a long, uncut stereo recording of me in 2015, noodling through some song ideas for the windmills drummer while we took a break from recording a full band track. (photographic evidence above; i lulled him to sleep)

in between the noodling, the rambling, and the joking, there were a few songs i played all the way through in somewhat-coherent form. they were rough, but at least somewhat complete, so i thought “why not release ‘em?"

god bless my friend dereck, who engineered the original sessions. (https://www.quiethouserecording.com/) he not only found the original session files in his archives, but he was able to extract them, do some basic mixing/mastering, and turn them into usable tracks in less than an hour. bless him, he’s too good.

so! next week, probably on the next bandcamp friday, i’ll release a few scruffy tracks. listen for free, pay a few bucks for a download if you like ‘em. i’ll consider it motivation to work on new music, which i’ve been kind of missing (and lightly dabbling with again) lately.

will post when they’re out in the wild, but you can keep an eye on my page if you like:
https://nmgarcia.bandcamp.com
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wjcstp pro 2 days ago
😻
waa pro 2 days ago
That's great! Can't wait!
octaneTom pro Yesterday
Follllllllllllllowed
m3moellering Yesterday
❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜🤎🧡
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Wonderful!
spingo pro Yesterday
Go go goooo
robotmachine pro Yesterday
This is kind of random, but what is a session bounce?
There is a line in one of Tierra Whack’s new songs where she says “Heard your check bounced like this session file” which seems related. I tried to look it up, but am not sure what I’m looking for.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
hmm, actually, let me rewrite that explanation a little more clearly now that i'm in front of a keyboard.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@robotmachine in modern recording, either analog or digital, you are usually recording multiple components in a session, each one as its own distinct “track” on the tape or session file. (i.e. you have a track for the guitar mic, a track for the vocal mic, a track for a bass, etc, etc)

you can play the entirety of the tracks within your recording setup, but when you want to play them elsewhere, you need to reduce or "bounce" all of those tracks down into a single stereo track. usually a bounce is done when all the recording and mixing is finished so the track can be handed off for final mastering and release, but it can sometimes be made just to listen to what you've recorded so far on an ipod or home stereo.
robotmachine pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko thank you! I was really curious and it was strange that I couldn’t find a straight forward explanation. This is perfect.

Looking forward to hearing this, btw. :)
ba pro 22 hours ago
💨₥s4Ever!
nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
@robotmachine sure thing, i'm glad it was a semi-cogent explanation on the second try :D

and thanks everyone else in the thread for the kind comments! prepare to be very underwhelmed on friday!
robotmachine pro 46 minutes ago
@nikkuneko
It made perfect sense.
I adapted it a bit to annotate the line in question on Genius!

> https://genius.com/40912227

May it help some other poor rap fan find some light. :)
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knutmo

Meet Willem

A Lagotto Romagnolo pup, white-brown (roan) curly with a brown head and a white streak on his forehead
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A Lagotto Romagnolo pup, white-brown (roan) curly with a brown head and a white streak on his forehead
Our newest member of the household. He’s 8 weeks old and the cutest.
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m3moellering Yesterday
So cute!!!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Very wiggly I bet!
joffaboy

Your task today

There's a font that spells two messages depending on how you look at it. The first letter of the message has a fuzzy dark "D" with the letter "P" superimposed over it in a thin-outlined font. Taken as a whole, the message reads "DAY DREAM" if you pay attention to the fuzzy letters in the background, and "PAY BILLS" if you pay attention to the thin outlined letters in the front.
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There's a font that spells two messages depending on how you look at it. The first letter of the message has a fuzzy dark "D" with the letter "P" superimposed over it in a thin-outlined font. Taken as a whole, the message reads "DAY DREAM" if you pay attention to the fuzzy letters in the background, and "PAY BILLS" if you pay attention to the thin outlined letters in the front.
Decoy font
source: Linkfest newsletter from clivethompson@buttondown.email
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artwells

jesus christ what happened to you?

christ statue face mostly torn up
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christ statue face mostly torn up
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Robotron_smith Yesterday
Westworld, 1973
dad Yesterday
And they still down here shootin' each other
m3moellering Yesterday
@Robotron_smith ++
joshmillard pro 20 hours ago
spited the fuck outta that face
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MackReed

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travis pro 2 days ago
for me the most important one is:
>>> THEIR TRIALS NEED TO BE TELEVISED
y95

Buttpoems

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csilverman

long light

A dull evening with a lavender sky. A small tree trunk with a few bare branches sits in the middle of a grassy slope. Two traffic lights are precariously fixed to the tree. One, facing the viewer, is showing yellow. The second, facing left, casts a red beam through a slight fog. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A dull evening with a lavender sky. A small tree trunk with a few bare branches sits in the middle of a grassy slope. Two traffic lights are precariously fixed to the tree. One, facing the viewer, is showing yellow. The second, facing left, casts a red beam through a slight fog. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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O_C

Marilyn street collage

A black and white print of a 1954 photograph of Marilyn Monroe, "Ballerina Sitting," Milton Greene, has been cut into 4 or 5 (one of the pieces is upside-down) pieces and left by the stone steps of an apartment building next to some other trash and brown leaves.
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A black and white print of a 1954 photograph of Marilyn Monroe, "Ballerina Sitting," Milton Greene, has been cut into 4 or 5 (one of the pieces is upside-down) pieces and left by the stone steps of an apartment building next to some other trash and brown leaves.
my own photo
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me3dia pro 20 hours ago
saved to /marilynmonroe!
jessamyn

today at the Repair Fair

a 3D printer with a little printed orange boat inside sits on a wooden stage in an old town hall building in front of a painted curtain which has a tableau of the floating bruidge (which is right outside)
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a 3D printer with a little printed orange boat inside sits on a wooden stage in an old town hall building in front of a painted curtain which has a tableau of the floating bruidge (which is right outside)
I went to help people with tech at the Repair Fair today, It was in Brookfiend Vermont (pop. 900-ish), one town over from where I live which has as its claim to fame, a floating bridge. The event was at the local town hall building which has been lovingly restored including a painted theater curtain which has a view of the floating bridge. I brought my friend Matt and HE brought his 3D printer. Not a lot of people needed tech help but a lot of people had questions about the 3D printer. The whole time I was thinking "Damn, I really should have brought my mending"
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cristin pro Yesterday
workhorse of a printer. only problems I've had with mine is occasional filament breaks inside the AMS which required a annoying amount of disassembly to fix.

I also only use it in local mode, because fuck cloud connected devices that can catch fire.
ba

Backstage Pass

Photo of a disembodied hand holding a backstage pass that reads :
Styx
AFTER SHOW
2026
AUG 01 2026

With an image of a bird ion the background
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Photo of a disembodied hand holding a backstage pass that reads :
Styx
AFTER SHOW
2026
AUG 01 2026

With an image of a bird ion the background
Last night I was pretty much Jenny Wright's character in The Wall—except the old man up past his bedtime version.
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dad 21 hours ago
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star
1f2frfbf

All the characters, all the colors...

A drawing in pencil on paper, it consists of a lot of text and primitively drawn characters. Beyond that, words fail me.
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A drawing in pencil on paper, it consists of a lot of text and primitively drawn characters. Beyond that, words fail me.
My current project at work is framing works for the upcoming student works show for the local school district. This one was this week's favorite.

I might have to contact the artist and try to purchase it.
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
oh man, this is great! sometimes kids make the coolest things
tamrow pro Yesterday
It’s turtles all the way down…
artwells

On the Grill at Chez Wells

Ribs on a grill
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Ribs on a grill
The usual.
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Argie

I Want My...

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45 years ago today (1st August) at 12:01 AM
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homerj 2 days ago
Born 45 years ago. Died...25(?) years ago?
niicholas 2 days ago
My radio station used this picture/motif for some of our t-shirts...
https://kwmr-radio.myshopify.com/collecti...
They're really comfy t-shirts, just saying
shitleopard 2 days ago
VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR
idogcow Yesterday
@shitleopard TWICE!
LocalStain pro Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTXF
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artwells

blow the magic wiener whistle for the secret song

vintage ad for oscar meyer with instructions on "How to play the secret little oscar song on the magic wiener whistle"
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vintage ad for oscar meyer with instructions on "How to play the secret little oscar song on the magic wiener whistle"
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nikkuneko pro 2 days ago
cut “ocarina of time” content
Robotron_smith 2 days ago
@nikkuneko , what a lost opportunity
tonyb pro 2 days ago
My baloney has a first name it's Z-W-I-B-I-G-N-E-W
My baloney has a second name it's B-R-Z-E-Z-I-N-S-K-I
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
You mean the Oscarwiener of Time?
idogcow Yesterday
@mcmjolnir 🎖️
scruss pro Yesterday
it's not very secret now, is it?
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MackReed

Rest In Plastinstion

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Gunther von Hagens’ soul has left his body. You won’t believe what happens next.

https://archive.ph/2026...
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