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wombatman70

GPOY (Norway edition)

A photo of me, wearing headphones, in preparation for a video interview. In the background is the Norwegian forest I was sitting in for the call.
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A photo of me, wearing headphones, in preparation for a video interview. In the background is the Norwegian forest I was sitting in for the call.
Had a Zoom interview I scheduled while on family vacation here in Bergen, Norway, because I was too excited about the role. Chuckled with a friend via text beforehand because instead of a fake green screen background I just had a literal Norwegian forest.
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nikkuneko pro an hour ago
i hope the interview went well and you were boosted by ✨magical forest vibes✨
homerj 15 minutes ago
Norway is known for it's strong Forest WiFi system.
Lockjaw

I'm A Proud Papa

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This is my middle child Tosca. She's running for city council in Pine Island, Minnesota. I'm pretty stoked.

https://toscawohlforcitycouncil2026.com/
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homerj 17 hours ago
I know Pine Island! Good luck to Tosca and her campaign!
wjcstp pro 17 hours ago
Good luck in her race!
poorusher 17 hours ago
✊️
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
You raised her right. 🇺🇸
samh pro 13 hours ago
My Mom got her elementary school teaching career started in Pine Island in the 70s. Go get 'em, Tosca!
jpk 10 hours ago
Good luck to her! Is she running as anti-data center? It sounds like Google has kicked the hornets nest there
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
So long as she promises to keep Cheesefest running she has my support
m3moellering 2 hours ago
Woohoo!!!
Lockjaw pro 39 minutes ago
@jpk Yes she is!
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joffaboy

What this eye sees

Two images of a whale's eye
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Two images of a whale's eye
Close-up of a whale's eye, captured by photographer Rachel Moore.

https://www.tumblr.com/pmamtrav...
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snowbow

Annie Bananie

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A new pet portrait I completed today. I’m always available for pet portrait commissions, except that I’m going away for a month in August, so in which case, I’m not always available, except for when I am. 😁

Painted with some lovely gouache paints gifted to me by my boyfriend.
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poorusher

The Devil's Toilet

Presumably the opening credits for a terrible movie called "The Devil's Toilet". Text in big yellow letters there is a presenting female with her back to the camera.
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Presumably the opening credits for a terrible movie called "The Devil's Toilet". Text in big yellow letters there is a presenting female with her back to the camera.
https://www.tumblr.com/nomeusst...
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ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
Scatan
jive_t pro 3 hours ago
My hometown’s nickname
m3moellering 2 hours ago
I played <insert instrument here> for <recursive device>.
misslivie 2 hours ago
that was definitely what we called this random toilet in the woods below the elementary school playground
robritz 2 hours ago
michigan rn?
otaman pro an hour ago
"Get behind me, Satan"
wjcstp pro 42 minutes ago
when the campground has "rustic" facilities
Lockjaw pro 40 minutes ago
@ardgedee +++
me3dia pro 6 minutes ago
Coincidentally, also called pot
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artwells

Bunnyman

Stick carved into a man with bunny ears and teeth on a park bench with knives
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Stick carved into a man with bunny ears and teeth on a park bench with knives
Doing a bit of whittlin at the beach
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LocalStain pro 14 hours ago
What model CRKT is that?
artwells pro 13 hours ago
@LocalStain I looked through my email for a receipt to no luck.

I love it though and hope to never have to replace it. It replaced a good, but not quite as, that I forfeited to event security.

I got this one through a later event security metal detector through my only ever real-life sleight of hand trick. So it is even more cherished.
hertz pro 12 hours ago
@LocalStain @artwells CRKT Pilar looks like a close match
artwells pro 9 hours ago
@hertz I think you got it
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B6FA798A3449

Salchicha Random

Color illustration of a stylized, smiling figure with a tunnel through their torso. A cherry-red river flows through the tunnel, bearing along several smaller stylized figures in little floating tubs, displaying varying emotional states. The figures are Simpsons yellow against a starry blue background.

There is large text which reads, "TREAT EMOTIONS LIKE VISITORS, WHO ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH!"
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Color illustration of a stylized, smiling figure with a tunnel through their torso. A cherry-red river flows through the tunnel, bearing along several smaller stylized figures in little floating tubs, displaying varying emotional states. The figures are Simpsons yellow against a starry blue background.

There is large text which reads, "TREAT EMOTIONS LIKE VISITORS, WHO ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH!"
I realize this can be a facile suggestion; I just like the graphic

Source: https://salchicharandom.tumblr.com/post...
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ang pro 12 hours ago
Same vibe as Pendleton Ward’s Midnight Gospel.
drurystephanie 12 hours ago
This actually reminds me of my favorite Rumi missive called The Guest House. I actually bought a carving of it a few weeks ago. I can see how it could sound facile but the way Rumi says it is reassuring, to me anyway.

"This being human is a guest house.
Every morning a new arrival.

A joy, a depression, a meanness,
some momentary awareness comes
as an unexpected visitor.

Welcome and entertain them all!
Even if they’re a crowd of sorrows,
who violently sweep your house
empty of its furniture,
still, treat each guest honorably.
He may be clearing you out
for some new delight.

The dark thought, the shame, the malice,
meet them at the door laughing,
and invite them in.

Be grateful for whoever comes,
because each has been sent
as a guide from beyond."
B6FA798A3449 pro 10 hours ago
@drurystephanie that's lovely, keeping
m3moellering 2 hours ago
@drurystephanie I discovered Rumi in my 40’s through his saying
Be a lamp, be a lifeboat, be a ladder. Help someone’s soul heal. Walk out of your home a shepherd.
I realized that was an essential part of how I taught and I began to develop it even more with that lens.
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LocalStain

that ordinary was the miracle

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source- https://old.reddit.com/r...
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
This.
backseatpilot

So a funny thing happened...

A white wall covered in framed photographs. There is a narrow counter-height table in front of the wall with a line of stools under it.
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A white wall covered in framed photographs. There is a narrow counter-height table in front of the wall with a line of stools under it.
Ten days ago, I got an email out of the blue from the marketing director of a local brewery asking if I'd be interested in having an exhibit there. After confirming it wasn't an elaborate phishing attempt, I asked when the space would be available - July 21! So I had a little over a week to put together an art show.

After a mad dash to print some stuff and frame even more pieces, I hung everything today. "We Have Fun Here" is a collection of images around recreation, specifically focused on the Boston area. It'll be hanging at Aeronaut Brewery in Somerville for the next 6 weeks or so.
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homerj Yesterday
I also love the idea of sitting at a bar and instead of watching screens...you're looking at art!
spingo pro Yesterday
<3
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Very cool!
m3moellering Yesterday
That’s so cool! And I hope it puffed up your chest a bit to be of enough renown to be called out of the blue!
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csilverman

if it isn't bolted down

A slightly cloudy night: a blue sky with wispy purple clouds. An orange crescent moon, the edges of the crescent ragged, sits in the sky above a mountain. Running down the right side of the mountain, a large fragment of the moon strapped to its back, is a small figure. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A slightly cloudy night: a blue sky with wispy purple clouds. An orange crescent moon, the edges of the crescent ragged, sits in the sky above a mountain. Running down the right side of the mountain, a large fragment of the moon strapped to its back, is a small figure. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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Davezilla

Well thank ye kindly, sir

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bezt pro 18 hours ago
Affirmation!
Lockjaw pro 17 hours ago
I'll drink to that!
Argie pro 15 hours ago
Who knew the devil dressed so Fab!
Davezilla pro 14 hours ago
@Argie “Curses! Foiled again”
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poorusher

Weekend approaches

A cartoon panel with 3 figures. One in the background looks quite evil, with a bald head and goatee beard. A couple in the front, male and female, look panicked. The man is saying "G-GOOD GOD! WHAT'S THIS DEVIL SQUIRTED ON US?"
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A cartoon panel with 3 figures. One in the background looks quite evil, with a bald head and goatee beard. A couple in the front, male and female, look panicked. The man is saying "G-GOOD GOD! WHAT'S THIS DEVIL SQUIRTED ON US?"
https://www.tumblr.com/theoddsi...
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Davezilla

The Chariot card

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Another card for the Feral Path Tarot done. This is the Chariot card, featuring my good friend Lisa Morris, who by the way, has a new horror novel out called Bethseda, and it is a damn good read! So lots of Easter Eggs in this one, for the sharp-eyed.

Let me know what you think!
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Argie

Concorde @ Tullamarine

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The Concorde at Tullamarine Airport in Melbourne Australia9th August 1975. It had just done a 3 hour 37 minute flight from Singapore (7 hours 50 minutes normal flight time today).

The Concorde only ever came to Australia on 3 or so occasions for promotional visits. They lacked the fuel capacity to make the extreme long-haul distance non-stop without numerous refueling stops.
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ardgedee pro 15 hours ago
The Concorde was one of those 20th century things that looked really cool, held the promise of an amazing future, and in hindsight was actually pretty worthless and astonishingly wasteful.
Argie pro 13 hours ago
@ardgedee sure... but sexy
tamrow pro 13 hours ago
In the late 70’s me and my friends would watch it as it passed over the town we grew up in on Long Island.
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
I got to sit in the pilot's seat once. A guy I knew worked as an immigrations officer at La Guardia. It was pretty amazing.
Argie pro 11 hours ago
@Lockjaw I googled Concorde cockpit, these images are amazing
https://imgur.com/a...
joffaboy pro 7 hours ago
This very plane flew only a few hundred metres above me in the school grounds, possibly on this day 😁
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
My folks took me and my sister to Europe once in the 90s, and I had the privilege of seeing one fly overhead while eating a croissant at a Parisian cafe. A sound unlike any other plane I’ve heard.
misslivie 15 minutes ago
I was in London on my first European vacation, days away from returning home, when that one crashed. mildly terrified young me
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Shoreline

Very minimalist, midtone, excellent. oil painting of a long beach.
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Very minimalist, midtone, excellent. oil painting of a long beach.
#painting #SallyWest
"Manningtree Beach"
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BennyTheIcepick pro 23 hours ago
Every time I scroll past this I’m struck by how effectively the paint is used. Those waves are outstanding.
robotmachine pro 22 hours ago
One thing I love about art is you’ll have someone who uses meticulously curated animal hairs to make the finest most realistic images you’ve seen. And then someone else can take a palette knife and make something like this. And both are incredible and make my brain feel deceived in ways that seem implausible.
jpoulos

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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bezt

Chest for Stereo

A peanut shaped wood chest and stand, formed from stack-laminated walnut.  It holds a stereo and turntable.
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A peanut shaped wood chest and stand, formed from stack-laminated walnut. It holds a stereo and turntable.
Wendell Castle, 1973

source: https://collection.cooperhewitt.org/objects...

Currently on exhibit at the Cooper Hewitt's _The Art Of Noise_

https://toolsforworkingwood.com/store...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
That's an amazing piece of work.

They put a lot of effort into making a stereo cabinet that looks like a scrotum.
bezt pro 20 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado If you encounter one that looks like this, I'd suggest seeing a medical professional. https://collection.cooperhewitt.org/objects...
david_adams 18 hours ago
Anybody want a peanut?
Lockjaw pro 17 hours ago
*drooling intensifies*
idogcow 17 hours ago
In no sense, nonsense
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
“ Below the removable stereo housing, the cavity of the chest retains Castle’s chisel marks, intentionally left as part of his working process.” 🩷🩷🩷

In my building there is a marble sculpture that is beautifully smooth, but on the back there’s a rough bit, a rectangle about the size of a hand, that still bears the chisel marks from when it was hewn, and it’s such a special detail that most people would miss.
bezt pro 34 minutes ago
@BennyTheIcepick In this age of mechanical reproduction (both physical and digital), I wonder if we're going to see more 'Persian flaws' as a deliberate stylistic choice to show the human hand behind the art, which will then be ingested and imitated by ML.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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snarkout

Submarine

Aerial photo of more than a dozen wooden canoes visible underneath the water of a lake.
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Aerial photo of more than a dozen wooden canoes visible underneath the water of a lake.
source: https://www.startribune.com/mn-bwca-...

"Wood-canvas canoes sit sunk under the water to protect them from possible wildfire damage at the YMCA’s Camp Widjiwagan, which was evacuated July 17 on Burntside Lake near Ely, Minn. Many of their boats were built by legendary Ely canoe builder Joe Seliga. (Anthony Souffle/The Minnesota Star Tribune)"
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ang

Pre-salsa glamour shots

Three picture of roasted tomatoes, peppers and tomatillos.
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Three picture of roasted tomatoes, peppers and tomatillos.
The plan is to make some instapot chuck roast birria with the tomatoes, and to make a salsa with the peppers and tomatillos, but I'll likely freeze most of the peppers for another day because using all of them with this quantity of tomatillos would make this a green murder salsa.
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ba pro Yesterday
I used to play bass in Green Murder Salsa.
ckoerner Yesterday
Now I’m hungry!
poorusher

Jimothy the game

Screenshot for Jimothy. Shows the pixelated racoon along the bottom, with Seattle skyline in the background
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Screenshot for Jimothy. Shows the pixelated racoon along the bottom, with Seattle skyline in the background
https://arcade.pirillo.com/jimothy...
2 days ago
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Xedrik 2 days ago
Every now and then, there is a glimmer of the Intnernet we were all promised, and still yearn for.
MackReed

my other ride

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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samh pro 2 days ago
Kick ass.
ufez pro 2 days ago
Ever take it off any sweet jumps?
artwells pro 2 days ago
Grass, gas, or
m3moellering 2 days ago
That is a sweet boy.
jive_t pro 2 days ago
yo momma
jordanbrock pro 2 days ago
Donkeyasaki?
Donkda?
Yahamass?
Ducankey?
intervalometer pro 2 days ago
I'll party poop with animal abuse /Debbie
hertz pro 2 days ago
@jordanbrock Yamaheehaw
poorusher 2 days ago
@intervalometer thankfully it's AI (or Photoshop at the very least)
idogcow 2 days ago
My Other Ride is a Hog
Xedrik 2 days ago
@jordanbrock Hayaburrosa
MackReed pro Yesterday
@poorusher i liked to think that some caring person labored over that with brushes and stamp tool, as i try not to post AI, but now that you mention it …
poorusher Yesterday
As long as it's not real.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Which Jackass movie is this from?
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katiefox

lake stuff

rocks, shells, nuts, vertebrae, etc. arranged atop a shale rock on a weathered picnic table
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rocks, shells, nuts, vertebrae, etc. arranged atop a shale rock on a weathered picnic table
collected just now along Lake Erie following a weekend storm and an afternoon swim
2 days ago
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y95 2 days ago
Nature treasures
snarkout

Schtroumpfs

A color-coded map of Europe, "'The Smurfs' in different languages", showing the word used for Smurf in the country if known, and whether it descends from the French "Schtroumpfs", the Dutch "Smurfen", or something else.
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A color-coded map of Europe, "'The Smurfs' in different languages", showing the word used for Smurf in the country if known, and whether it descends from the French "Schtroumpfs", the Dutch "Smurfen", or something else.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
PITUFOS has entered my lexicon
me3dia pro 23 hours ago
The Irish don't have a name for the Smurfs because they know better than to invoke the names of the Fae.
gormat 22 hours ago
Šmoulové forever
joost 22 hours ago
The blessing that Nederlands has bestowed on the world
joost 22 hours ago
@me3dia Ha!
m3moellering 21 hours ago
@me3dia 💯
idogcow 17 hours ago
Having known then as Smurfs/Schlümpfe my whole life, I now get why the 'blue raspberry' gelato in Rome was called Puffo
Argie pro 17 hours ago
What do Ukraine and Belarus have against Smurfs?
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m3moellering

My Loathing Is Unchecked

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4 days ago
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bencmeissner pro 4 days ago
The oligarchs will charge subscription fees for air if they can.
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
i could not love this more
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
And there's no guarantee that your data is safe:

https://www.techradar.com/computin...
pk pro 3 days ago
As someone else once said: the cloud is just someone else's computer.
thelonius 2 days ago
That I own, in my house
m3moellering 2 days ago
@thelonius Thank you, Hank….
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MackReed

🦅

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/inthefal...
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bezt pro 2 days ago
I continue to die on the very petty hill that Sauron isn’t obsessed with the palantíri, and Saruman isn’t a deity. Even if you argue Maiar count, Gandalf is the firewielder in that grouping.
dphiffer

chart

Photo of a page from the July issue of In These Times, depicting a six-panel comic from Haus of Decline. 

Panel 1: A woman standing and smiling in front of a chart. THE ADVENTURES OF BLOODLESS QUANT
Panel 2: Another woman pleads to Bloodless Quant: "Bloodless Quant, please help! I can't afford to feed my family!"
Panel 3: BQ replies, "That's ludicrous. The stock market is at an all-time high"
Panel 4: The woman says "But groceries are..." but BQ cheerfully interjects, "You shouldn't make statements if you don't have economic literacy!" 
Panel 5: BQ holds up a chart with a line rocketing upward, saying "Here's a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded"
Panel 6: A boy asks the woman, "What are we having for dinner tonight?" The woman dejectedly stirs a pot with the chart in it. "Chart," she replies.
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Photo of a page from the July issue of In These Times, depicting a six-panel comic from Haus of Decline.

Panel 1: A woman standing and smiling in front of a chart. THE ADVENTURES OF BLOODLESS QUANT
Panel 2: Another woman pleads to Bloodless Quant: "Bloodless Quant, please help! I can't afford to feed my family!"
Panel 3: BQ replies, "That's ludicrous. The stock market is at an all-time high"
Panel 4: The woman says "But groceries are..." but BQ cheerfully interjects, "You shouldn't make statements if you don't have economic literacy!"
Panel 5: BQ holds up a chart with a line rocketing upward, saying "Here's a chart explaining why your fears are unfounded"
Panel 6: A boy asks the woman, "What are we having for dinner tonight?" The woman dejectedly stirs a pot with the chart in it. "Chart," she replies.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 days ago
Apparently this comic made a lot of bloodless quants very angry
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
I used to play bass etc
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@Mr_Encyclopedia good.
ba pro 2 days ago
AMTTLOP who just googled 'Bloodless Quant'
travis pro Yesterday
@ba Chart
jfaster pro Yesterday
CHART FOR DINNER
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samh

Did a thing yesterday

A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
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A mountain bike with a race number plate leans against a tree.
Did a thing yesterday. Sore today but glowing with the pride of accomplishment.
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octaneTom pro 3 days ago
I see Something 100 - nicely done!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
woot! nothing like getting a little race dirt on the bike
samh pro 3 days ago
20th anniversary of The Butte 100. @octaneTom. My third attempt and second finish.

This is new to me this year, @wjcstp, a Salsa Spearfish from your great state of Minnesota.
cwhartman pro 3 days ago
Wow! Nicely done!
hertz pro 3 days ago
Butte butt I bet
samh pro 3 days ago
@hertz majorly
octaneTom pro 2 days ago
@samh damn that’s some serious elevation! Well done sir
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redfox

litany

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/charleso...
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drurystephanie

wtf would jesus do?

Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
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Middle-aged woman in T-shirt that says WTFWJ
I made this shirt to wear to evangelical family reunions, back before I went no contact. Every time I wear it people ask where I got it so I decided to sell them, with 10% going towards Prevent Child Abuse America (since evangelical culture contributes to so much child abuse). In my personal experience you will piss off the right people and start good conversations with the right people while wearing this. Good trouble!

https://www.bonfire.com/stephani...
6 days ago
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spingo pro 6 days ago
Excellent.
samh pro 6 days ago
I regularly ask myself this very question.
nikkuneko pro 5 days ago
these are great! i may have to grab one soon.
drurystephanie 5 days ago
@nikkuneko aww yay! and it supports a good cause!
drurystephanie 5 days ago
@samh I wish more people would
drurystephanie 5 days ago
@spingo much appreciated!
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csilverman

tornado watch

A view from inside a dark room, through a window at a stormy gray sky outside. Through the upper half of the window is visible a greenish-white cloud-to-cloud bolt. Below is a witch riding a bicycle, the headlight glowing in the clouds. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A view from inside a dark room, through a window at a stormy gray sky outside. Through the upper half of the window is visible a greenish-white cloud-to-cloud bolt. Below is a witch riding a bicycle, the headlight glowing in the clouds. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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