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jessamyn

HNY

Me in a jacket with a hood pulled over my head. It has that sort of fake fur around the edges and the fake fur is being blown back. I'm wearing a brown wool scarf. I have very rosy cheeks and something approximating a smile. I am outside. It's sunny and the sky is a bright blue.
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Me in a jacket with a hood pulled over my head. It has that sort of fake fur around the edges and the fake fur is being blown back. I'm wearing a brown wool scarf. I have very rosy cheeks and something approximating a smile. I am outside. It's sunny and the sky is a bright blue.
Was heckin' windy out today. Got a nearly two mile walk in today despite the several inches of snow last night. Did a pleasant NYE with neighbors, last night, learned a new card game, ate some delicious food. Was home by 10, and in bed by 11:30. Grateful for you nerds.
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joshmillard pro 8 hours ago
Happy new year, friend.
Xedrik 7 hours ago
What was the new card game? HNY!
williwaw pro 7 hours ago
you look fantastic, what a great selfie!!!

Grateful for you!
wjcstp pro 7 hours ago
That’s proper winter gear, looks like a nice day for a walk.
jessamyn pro 5 hours ago
@Xedrik It's called Five Crowns. Sort of a rummy variant. Longer than I might prefer but otherwise a good time and I'd play it again.
poorusher 4 hours ago
AH SUPER! Also jealous of the parka I'm trying to get a new one at some point
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mare

Double scoop

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I’m dog sitting Jackson for 6 months. He’s actually a cat and licks his paws all the time, especially with the salted sidewalks. He cleans them so thoroughly, with his teeth, that he sometimes makes wounds. Those then need more cleaning and gnawing. And then, sigh, it’s cone time again…

He doesn’t mind wearing it but it feels kinda like a punishment. On this last day of the year I decided to be a true ally and also wear the cone of shame.
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jpoulos pro 15 hours ago
I have advocated for years that we call it the Cone of Bravery. Road salt burns widdle paws!
homerj 15 hours ago
We had a bout of paw-licking with our pooch. Turned out to be allergies. He now gets shots regularly which has helped immensely.
joost 14 hours ago
Ha, that's hilarious. And also very kind
vosechu pro 13 hours ago
We saw a pup yesterday wearing a surgery onesie! It was adorable and seemed pretty effective, but I can’t imagine how potty time worked.
mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
Cones never worked for our pup, so we found an inflatable donut that would bounce off of obstacles but keep her from licking wounds.
mcmjolnir pro 13 hours ago
AKA the Donut of Indignity
bubbalumpkis pro 12 hours ago
... just needs a tophat
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LocalStain

We're #1!

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owl 12 hours ago
Noah, your dad is right and you should just accept the shame and shortsightedness.
crazyunclejoe pro 12 hours ago
@owl 💯
BennyTheIcepick pro 11 hours ago
“Second place is also you for that stupid hat”
owl 6 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Noah is young so we should have a little grace in that regard. But yeah, real bad.
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O_C

Hizzoner

Photograph of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani being sworn in as Mayor of New York City by New York State Attorney General Letitia James as Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji looks on. The ceremony is taking place in the abandoned City Hall subway station.
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Photograph of New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani being sworn in as Mayor of New York City by New York State Attorney General Letitia James as Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji looks on. The ceremony is taking place in the abandoned City Hall subway station.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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snarkout

7 a.m. (New Year's Morning)

Photograph from a height looking down on a wide, mostly empty street, with a couple in black walking together and a bicyclist in white with a large basket strapped to his back
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Photograph from a height looking down on a wide, mostly empty street, with a couple in black walking together and a bicyclist in white with a large basket strapped to his back
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

László Moholy-Nagy (c. 1930) #photography
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m3moellering

Titled as found.

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The words “New Year, New Ewe” are separated (top to bottom) by a drawing of a white, wooly sheep giving birth. The baby lamb is just poking out of the vaginal opening with its head and front legs visible. The lamb is wearing a blue and yellow striped party hat and seemed to be blowing on a noise-maker.
Happy New Year to this beloved collection of kindred spirits. I send much love from this cranky, curmudgenous soul to wherever you are in the world.
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m3moellering 16 hours ago
NSFW because of sheep’s hood-haw/fanny.
hertz pro 10 hours ago
Ace Ventura intensifies
tweedlydo pro 10 hours ago
illustrated sheep hoo-ha is the best thing of 2026 so far
Argie

What is the porpoise of all this?

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I've spent some time this week scanning old photos and loading them to Flickr. I thought I'd share this one of my Dutch stepmother feeding a dolphin at the Jack Evans' Pet Porpoise Pool, or Dolphin Oceanarium, at the Snapper Rocks Sea Baths in Coolangatta, Queensland in 1965. (Queenslanders on here likely know of this spot.)

She's 20 years old in this picture. This is less than 1 year away from meeting my widowed father who, a year later, gave her a 2 year old (me) as a wedding gift. We haven't always had the best relationship but she's mellowed in her older years and we're pretty cool now. She turned 80 last November, so I'm preparing myself, however she's pretty active and astute so I think she'll likely outlive me!
6 hours ago
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tweedlydo pro 5 hours ago
worth a thousand words!
shfitz

Post New Year's Plunge

2 middle aged men in a crowd of people, all of whom are bundled up against cold weather cold. It is a bright, clear, winter day on the beach. One of the men wears a blue cap that says "Coney Island Polar Bear Club"
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2 middle aged men in a crowd of people, all of whom are bundled up against cold weather cold. It is a bright, clear, winter day on the beach. One of the men wears a blue cap that says "Coney Island Polar Bear Club"
Went to the Coney Island Polar Bear Plunge with my friend Howard again this year. Much colder than the last few years we've gone — mid 20s and super windy. Took a long time for my toes to wake back up, but still hella fun.

A CBS reporter interviewed me just before I went in and after I came out. Pretty sure I was speaking in tongues as I tried to dry off so I don't expect any airtime.
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MackReed pro 7 hours ago
You’re a braver man than I am.

I mean, insaner.
dapete

2026

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11 hours ago
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homerj 11 hours ago
same as the old thing
sjwallin80

Happy 2026! 🎉

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21 hours ago
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snarkout

Your scientists were so preoccupied with "how"

Screenshot:

"You come right over here and explain why they are having another year"

Dorothy Parker
Telegram to Robert Benchley
31st December 1929
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Screenshot:

"You come right over here and explain why they are having another year"

Dorothy Parker
Telegram to Robert Benchley
31st December 1929
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
18 hours ago
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LocalStain

Did you hear that Pavlov had great hair..?

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10 hours ago
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intervalometer

Yes!

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6 hours ago
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MackReed

01-01-26

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/roguetel...
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dogwelder pro Yesterday
Always.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Same as it ever was
ardgedee pro Yesterday
[astronaut with gun.jpg]
foist pro Yesterday
Better luck next year.
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misslivie

Pine

A piece of white paper sitting horizontally with rows of purple ink vertically as the background. There's a big sunflower painted in the middle with collaged dots of greens around it. In front is a painting of a red chicken staring head on at the viewer with a light green outline behind her. On each side is collaged block printed flowers and a chicken footprint on each side.
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A piece of white paper sitting horizontally with rows of purple ink vertically as the background. There's a big sunflower painted in the middle with collaged dots of greens around it. In front is a painting of a red chicken staring head on at the viewer with a light green outline behind her. On each side is collaged block printed flowers and a chicken footprint on each side.
I had painted Pine before she died earlier this year because a photo Trey took of her was utterly ridiculous and it needed to exist in another medium. I knew I needed to turn it into something to honor her but wasn't sure what. Took awhile for me to figure out if it was done and..it is.

If one cares about such things, I talk a little about my process re collage: https://pencilbooth.com/posts...
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williwaw

so I shouted, "Happy new year, losers!"

image of the viewpoint of a person driving down an empty road in an empty flat plain surrounded by mountains with the view from the rear view mirror visible at the top; the rear view mirror view is of a vast fire with the text "2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025" while the text of 2026 is visible just above the road the view is going down
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image of the viewpoint of a person driving down an empty road in an empty flat plain surrounded by mountains with the view from the rear view mirror visible at the top; the rear view mirror view is of a vast fire with the text "2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025" while the text of 2026 is visible just above the road the view is going down
title stolen from the one and only Herzog
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guyver3

Gringo taco night

3 gringo style tacos
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3 gringo style tacos
3 gringo style tacos
10 hours ago
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shitleopard 5 hours ago
¿JFC, IS THAT BBQ SAUCE?
guyver3 pro 4 hours ago
@shitleopard no? I use Speedy's sauces, just had 2 bottles on hand - https://speedyshotsauce.com/
dapete 3 hours ago
Don't sleep on the Costco street taco kit made with their left-over chicken. VERY easy dinner for 4
snarkout

A roar of disgust

Six black-and-white stills of Werner Herzog talking in front of a microphone, gesturing broadly:

There were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium like this one about how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere. And I just couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed the mic and said No! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting. There was a roar of disgust against me so I shouted—Happy New Year losers!
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Six black-and-white stills of Werner Herzog talking in front of a microphone, gesturing broadly:

There were some filmmakers speaking in an auditorium like this one about how documentaries should be made, how we should be like a fly on the wall and not interfere. And I just couldn't take it anymore, so I grabbed the mic and said No! We are directors, we are creators, we should be the hornets that sting. There was a roar of disgust against me so I shouted—Happy New Year losers!
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

May Werner Herzog never call you a loser. Happy New Year, Mltshp!
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bezt

Veni, vidi, Visigoths

Goths (the subculture, not the tribe) sacking Rome.
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Goths (the subculture, not the tribe) sacking Rome.
“Visigoths in Rome”, by Psicochurroz.
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dogwelder

Fake posters for 257 movies I saw this year

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(Technically, one of these is for the live action short film nominees.)

Some really good stuff in here, including seeing one of my favorite films of the year yesterday.

Now I need to figure out a new project for next year!
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MackReed pro Yesterday
This was absolutely great. A daily Thing is really inspiring me for 2026. Thanks for sharing your obsession/talent with us.
ufez pro Yesterday
I've also enjoyed (and will miss) the series. Thanks for taking us along for the ride!
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Another fan here, guessing the posters and using the alt text to see how many I got right was a treat!
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Thank you for making these and sharing them with us. I am impressed and envy your dedication.
Sailormom pro Yesterday
I've really enjoyed this series and will certainly miss it. Thanks for sharing.
bug138 Yesterday
This is an inspiration!
idogcow Yesterday
Amazing how just some posters you KNOW, and some once you unALT them you're like OH RIGHT!
Argie pro 6 hours ago
Gotta say that your reviews, as small as they were, influenced me to watch a couple of things I never probably would have. Cheers for that
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O_C

Happy New Year from Ben Grimm, Stan Lee, and the Merry Marvel Bullpen

illustration art shows The Thing (Ben Grim), standing on a snowy outcrop with a field of stars behind him, throwing a heater snowball right-atcha. Grimm is wearing blue gloves with a red stripe and a blue Santa cap. Text reads: "and a HAPPY NEW YEAR from Stan the Man and the Merry Marvel Bullpen!"
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illustration art shows The Thing (Ben Grim), standing on a snowy outcrop with a field of stars behind him, throwing a heater snowball right-atcha. Grimm is wearing blue gloves with a red stripe and a blue Santa cap. Text reads: "and a HAPPY NEW YEAR from Stan the Man and the Merry Marvel Bullpen!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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patrickneville

bouy tree

xmas tree made of bouys as branches either a family looking at it
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xmas tree made of bouys as branches either a family looking at it
up in wells, me, last week visiting my parents with luna and fatima. super cold but pretty out on a pier
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dogwelder

Lesbians in the laboratory

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"...new experiments suggest their fate is sealed at birth!"
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gotafli

balls

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2 days ago
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dogwelder pro 2 days ago
Is this Marty Supreme?
samh pro Yesterday
I find this little capture quite delightful.
gotafli Yesterday
@dogwelder haaa. seems legit.
sjwallin80

InsideStory

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"I’m very much leaning inward... creating music according to the direction my heart and mind take in the moment," says composer Sarah Wallin-Huff. Learn more about her influences and her Navona Records album, LIVING THE AFTERMATH in this Inside Story.

https://www.navonarecords.com/news...
Yesterday
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BennyTheIcepick pro 19 hours ago
Wow she sounds pretty cool
sjwallin80 13 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Aw shucks 😇
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Yeah, where can we hear more about this person?
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
@Argie
Did some digging and I found this article:
https://www.navonarecords.com/news...
Argie pro 5 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick 😁😁
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gormat

Happy New Year!

An old color photo of two laughing gray-haired women in black dresses. One is sitting on a chair and one is on the floor with her legs up, revealing her underwear and garters. It looks like a good party.
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An old color photo of two laughing gray-haired women in black dresses. One is sitting on a chair and one is on the floor with her legs up, revealing her underwear and garters. It looks like a good party.
From the Anonymous Photo Project via Faceblorp.
16 hours ago
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tweedlydo pro 10 hours ago
girdles out, bitches
urlnotfound pro 7 hours ago
It looks like they are having a great time. I support this.
gormat 4 hours ago
Aunt Mabel still has great gams.
wmo

Happy

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wmo pro Yesterday
get down 2025
m3moellering 19 hours ago
@wmo +++++++++
Argie

Who's With Me?!

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MackReed pro Yesterday
👊
MackReed

tomorrow and tomorrow

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“Today is the last day that you can use this.”

—OP here: https://famichiki.jp/@stoptha...
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n0wak Yesterday
Today is the last day you can use this until someone else modifies it to say 2026 (the original said 2010.)
snarkout

Boogie Down

A full-page spread from a comic book absolutely crammed with detail; there's a colorful parade of people in front of a rickety tree house; in the center are a hippie wearing a hat and playing guitar and a hippie woman what is maybe a blue and yellow sari, dacing with her arms over her head. Behind her is a young man in an Uncle Sam hat, and in the foreground are two Kirby-machine motorcycles, one with a helmeted rider. Some of the paraders are brandishing torches. "These monsters prowl and seek in Darkseid's cause, not only in the known domains—but also in stranger places—like the Wild Area—where a bizarre dropout society may hold the secret which Darkseid years to possess!"
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A full-page spread from a comic book absolutely crammed with detail; there's a colorful parade of people in front of a rickety tree house; in the center are a hippie wearing a hat and playing guitar and a hippie woman what is maybe a blue and yellow sari, dacing with her arms over her head. Behind her is a young man in an Uncle Sam hat, and in the foreground are two Kirby-machine motorcycles, one with a helmeted rider. Some of the paraders are brandishing torches. "These monsters prowl and seek in Darkseid's cause, not only in the known domains—but also in stranger places—like the Wild Area—where a bizarre dropout society may hold the secret which Darkseid years to possess!"
source: https://50yearoldcomics.com/2021...

Happy New Year, cats and kittens! May 2026 be better than 2025. From New Gods no. 2, 1971. #kirbythursday
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spingo pro 9 hours ago
Hippie-ass Captain American and Inhuman Crystal up front!

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