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Red Dwarf's Kryten under the text 'Is this the first time the UK's been looking for a Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time
Via Facebook
jpoulos
Idris Elba for all three please.
@jpoulos 💯
@jpoulos He has been so adamant that the Bond thing is a nonstarter. The announcement would have to be him waking up in a locked room wearing a tuxedo, and shouting for his agent.
europa/io
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Two planetoids flying in the same ecliptic plane are dwarfed by Jupiter’s Great Red Spot - a massive, swirling, eye-shaped, ochre storm above the huge planet’s horizontally-cloud-striped surface.
captured by Cassini: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
We live in the most extraordinary times, and we're wasting it.
"NEEEYOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
Hi there !
Car Not Found
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Peugeot 404 Diesel Record Car, 1965
Passenger side of car not found
I like this, obviously.
I had that dream again
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clip of a commercial for the phone sex line. A woman in heavy makeup looks over her shoulder and makes a weird "sultry" face while a plush duck wearing sunglasses, a fedora and zip-up jacket fades in at right. Below, the number 1-900-740-DUCK appears, followed by "Live – One On One"
Incredibly, this is from a real ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
source: https://www.tumblr.com/fuzzygho...
Autocorrect strikes again
Gooooooooooooal
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Went to Seattle Field to watch the Bosnia v Qatar World Cup match, I’ve always wanted to see a World Cup game in person. I had great seats, neat the Bosnia supporter section, so it was chants, tifo, and drumming for the entire game. A great time and then afterwards hung out in the hot sun in Pioneer Square with folks. Not a huge sports fan, but I really enjoyed the event and the fan participation.
The Bosnians looked like a really fun crowd.
The song singing and drumming of supporters makes it a bit too ritual for me. Cheering should be in response to the play on the pitch...court, field. rink. Whatever. The drone is annoying.
Oh sorry, Zeit...glad you had a great time
Not sure if the guy on the right is there or not
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Edward Norton and Brad Pitt at the USA match in LA
We were at SoFi Stadium on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold...
Flop Club
Even Ed can't afford one of those goddamned jerseys.
the future we got
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Titled as found: https://hachyderm.io/@twodare...
*Angry like*
So, like, is Mrs. Jetson just kicking back and eating bon bons?
@0y3ahSansAcut3 She's hidden away with all the other handmaidens
Pool Wars
Great Blue Heron
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A shoreline behind a great blue heron. The shore has concrete, rocks and greenery. The heron is standing straight up and facing the right towards the water.
Powderhorn Park’s resident heron.
so very tall.
I'm awaiting the arrival of our local park's green herons. So small.
I'm awaiting the arrival of our local park's green herons. So small.
I see these in the woods near here, around Peachtree Creek's South Fork, now and then,
🥚🏭
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source: Softbank's unhinged slide deck justifying a ¥1 quadrillion valuation: https://www.metafilter.com/213635...
ahaha was just spamming a sibling with this
Might as well just be a gif of a drunk lying on the sidewalk shooting a money gun into the gutter.
"What produces the bills is inside the gun"
"What produces the bills is inside the gun"
“Like” but not like.
Eddies Cantor
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Those good-goo-googlie eyes!
night life
Norwegian Gjetost...
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This is gjetost or Norwegian brown cheese, caramelly, sweet, whey based, often made of goat's milk. Ost is the name for cheese in Scandinavian languages. This is in reference to how much native cheese and fish, Norway's World Cup Team imported, 80 kg gjetost, 100 kg Jarlsberg Ost, 300 kg Salmon, 100 kg Halibut.
This is gjetost, or Norwegian brown cheese, caramelly, sweet, whey based, often made of goat's milk. Ost is the name for cheese in Scandinavian languages. This is in reference to how much native cheese and fish, Norway's World Cup Team imported, 80 kg of gjetost, also 300 kg Salmon, 100 kg Halibut, 100 kg Jarlsberg Ost,
more like yay!-tost
Served thinly sliced with apples is so good. I’ve never made it through a whole block of it though
I wasn't far from right, gietost is goat cheese.
USS Corruption
My first mural is done!
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One week ago we opened my first mural with a perfect neighbourhood party. I’m really happy with what is basically a gigantic watercolour. It's not that easy to photograph because there's a tree in front of the whole thing and the plants adjacent to the wall have been destroyed because I had to be there with the scissor lift, so that looks really bad as well for the time being. I have to get a drone or something.
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
Thank you so much for all your support during the whole process. Several people have already gotten in touch with me to talk about more murals I could do, but we'll see if anything pans out.
I've got a bit longer video on my Instagram for those who are interested: https://www.instagram.com/p...
#painting #mural #insects
👏👏👏
Spectacular!!!
Spectacular!!!
It looks amazing! I want to come see it in person!!
Congratulations! Here's to many more.
Pet portrait
25th June - Anthony Bourdain Day
Phoebe Bridgers - "Lost Boys" (Official Video)
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music video for phoebe bridgers' "lost boys", which features the singer dressed as an elven princess, going around town with a bunch of medieval warriors in tow.
six long years after her delightful sophomore album, phoebe bridgers finally announced her third.
she's allegedly worked with a wild range of people on it, and i'm excited to see how it turns out. this inaugural track is great.
stream the track // preorder here:
https://phoebebridgers.bandcamp.com/album...
she's allegedly worked with a wild range of people on it, and i'm excited to see how it turns out. this inaugural track is great.
stream the track // preorder here:
https://phoebebridgers.bandcamp.com/album...
kinda reminds me of the all girl summer fun band but without the harmonies
@danelectro had not heard of them before; i'll look them up and give them a listen today
it's like a phone hat, dog
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woman ironing with a vintage phone strapped to her head
yes but can it hold the phone in front of your mouth like a pizza slice while in speaker mode so everyone around you can hear the other side of the call better than you can?
The fingers holding that can look skeletal
Guess what, Madge. I was so busy talking to you that I forgot to turn the iron on! I have ended up WASTING TIME!
Oh, the iron-y
Oh, the iron-y
The Domino Theory
Notes of today's meeting #63
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Drawing of two cats in a meadow with some flowers and a bee.
Nothing special, it's a bit of a follow-up to the mural I recently posted, what with all the flowers and bees and such. This meeting was about the future course of a live talkshow here in town for which I do social media and marketing. No, it's not on radio on TV, just in front of a live audience. But it's nice.
The future of parenting
Malibu sunset
Glad I found this before riding tomorrow.
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Close up of a broken link on a bike chain.
Luckily I had a spare quick link. Good excuse to take off the chain and give it a proper cleaning.
Now with matching video! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Now with matching video! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
<blinks twice> Oof! I’m glad you caught that!
This is like in a prison break movie where the escapees are spotted by a guard and their plan starts to fall apart. That chain had it's freedom right there on front of it and you snatched it away.
@urlnotfound he looked behind the poster!
thems the rules
Speak Up
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I continue to be unable to deal with how good this is.
Clean up on aisle six
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40 years old today, now officially an oldtimer and road tax exempted
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A Suzuki SJ-413 in a barn
A55
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They knew what they were about.
I LIKE BIG BULBS AND I CANNOT LIE
that's an a55load of fake trees
"get out of frame, a35, you're ruining the joke!"
wednesday
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cartoon woman dancing
@cristin 🏆