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robritz

Nico's ballet

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My favorite frame from today's shoot. This is Nico. Nico saw me photographing my kids at the skatepark back in August or September and approached me asking if I'd like to do some photos together. We shot a few frames in that park and I took his portrait. Really warm, kind human.

A couple of months later I reached out and asked if he'd be interested in doing some portraiture for one of my classes. He immediately agreed. We did some wild light painting and acrobatic stuff (he used to do Capoeira). It was a really fun shoot and we agreed to do more in the future.

Jump to about a week ago. I was talking to my team about maybe getting in touch with him for a shoot on the coast for our project. The very next day he reaches out to let me know he's back from Argentina. It's either a universe thing or he's the life force behind targeted ads.

Today's shoot was so much fun. We emulated some iconic shots from J. Grant Brittain and played around on these breakwater blocks. He's not fearless but close to it. Very balletic, yoga-etic, punketic, etc etc.

Among many talents, he's a tattoo artist as well. I plan to work with him on a piece soon.
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
that's awesome, and a great connection you made. nice when the good ones just pop up in the wild.

this is a really lovely pic; the composition is exquisite, and i especially love that you resisted the urge to directly center him. really beautiful color palette too. that gentle gradient from the sky down to the sea is *chef's kiss*

unsolicited advice from someone who is obviously not as good a photographer as you, but part of me would want to either push the shadows deeper so he's a bit more of a silhouette, or blow out the shadows a bit so we can see the detail of his tats and musculature.
nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
adding to the love: the angles you chose to include in frame with the concrete barriers are just fascinating. contrasting him against this sea of angry triangles that the concrete barricades make up is such a cool concept
robritz 8 hours ago
@nikkuneko thank you so much! I agree about the shadows. I’m going to tweak that a bit.
katiefox pro 7 hours ago
So beautiful and iconic. Hard to stop gazing at this!
me3dia pro 6 hours ago
Agreed, really great composition -- the lines of the breakers all point toward Niko and his board, which echo those forms back.
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
This is terrific.
BennyTheIcepick pro 11 minutes ago
Extraordinary shot and story. This rules.
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soemthingelse

She's so pretty <3

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We're gonna get married in a botanical center and this reaffirms that idea.
<3
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Congrats!
ardgedee

Would You Ride Taiwan's RUSTY 50-Year-Old Express Train?

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Video review of an old passenger train on which the youtuber turns out to be nearly the only passenger. Despite the outwardly decrepit appearance and the lack of some modern amenities the ride is nicer than he expects.
Watching this with my spouse and slowly came to realize that my dad was involved with the design and delivery to Taiwan of the railroad engine in this video (prominently shown in the thumbnail) when he worked for GE in the '70s.

And now this is some of the last footage of the E200 series in operation, the video explains they'll be retired later this year, making this a bit more bittersweet than I expected.

The youtuber (Simon Andersen) reviews passenger trains around the world and is far more entertaining at it than you would expect, even if you're not a railfan. He brings wry humor and directness (and, when appropriate, empathy -- such as when riding Albania's national rail). And of course the scenery is usually fascinating.
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wombatman70

It was time: landscaping timbers edition

A two panel image: the left side shows two worn and rotten landscaping timbers, one in tiny pieces like mulch. The right side shows two bright new Timbers on either side of a bed of basil seedlings
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A two panel image: the left side shows two worn and rotten landscaping timbers, one in tiny pieces like mulch. The right side shows two bright new Timbers on either side of a bed of basil seedlings
Got a new pair of landscaping timbers in place of the soft-and-shredding old ones. Much nicer. Here’s to another year of basil jungle!
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LocalStain

Seems legit.

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bubbalumpkis pro 10 hours ago
I can never remember terms for these (and most of the descriptions either) so I love things like this that help nudge my brain to a better understanding.
WikiAdam 10 hours ago
@bubbalumpkis I'm positive I've seen a list of logical fallacies here on MLTSHP before, maybe someone will kindly repost.
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
@WikiAdam Not really designed for meme-ability or mnemonics, but this is a good reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
gwint

I had that dream again

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"Still Lives #3"

2004
Maria Friberg
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WikiAdam 7 hours ago
It was made for me! Th-this is my hole!
0y3ahSansAcut3

OMW

Ostrich escape artist out on a highway. They are not even touching the ground.
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Ostrich escape artist out on a highway. They are not even touching the ground.
Runnin" down the road tryna loosen my load...
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BennyTheIcepick pro 3 minutes ago
Such a fine sight to see
It’s a bird, my word,
With its feathers stirred
Speeding off to get away from me
snarkout

#ffu

Panel from a Donald Duck or Uncle Scrooge comic. A dejected-looking duck, Donald's cousin Gladstone Gander, with a fancy... haircut?... and wearing a suit and bow tie, sits among the ruins of a smashed chair or throne on a dais. There is a battered hat next to him. In the background, Donald and his nephews are standing in front of a crowd, howling with laughter. Gladstone is thinking, "How awful to be a deposed monarch! How terrible to sit in sackcloth and ashes while ragpickers cheer at my downfall!"
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Panel from a Donald Duck or Uncle Scrooge comic. A dejected-looking duck, Donald's cousin Gladstone Gander, with a fancy... haircut?... and wearing a suit and bow tie, sits among the ruins of a smashed chair or throne on a dais. There is a battered hat next to him. In the background, Donald and his nephews are standing in front of a crowd, howling with laughter. Gladstone is thinking, "How awful to be a deposed monarch! How terrible to sit in sackcloth and ashes while ragpickers cheer at my downfall!"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow 5 hours ago
Gladstone *always* finds a way. Always
Argie

Oh my!

A photograph taken in space that shows Artemis II's Orion capsule on the other side of the moon and Earth is peeking out from the other side of the moon. Orion, The Moon and Earth, all in the same picture.
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A photograph taken in space that shows Artemis II's Orion capsule on the other side of the moon and Earth is peeking out from the other side of the moon. Orion, The Moon and Earth, all in the same picture.
Somehow I missed this shot, incredible capture

Embiggen at leisure
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m3moellering 14 hours ago
Amaze-dogs!
nikkuneko pro 13 hours ago
nice, i hadn't seen this one either!

NASA made a nice gallery of other flyby shots:
https://www.nasa.gov/gallery...
Argie pro 13 hours ago
@nikkuneko ooh thanks, much better versions too, like this version of what ive posted https://www.nasa.gov/image-de...


I'll be grabbing a few desktops from all of that
grant_mf 11 hours ago
Hank Green discussing some of these photos: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
homerj 11 hours ago
Space Boob
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
seconding the Hank Green, it's a wholesome, good vibes 30 mins of moon imagery appreciation.
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nikkuneko

i choo-choo-choose the simple life

a fake toy in a plastic blister-pack on a custom-made cardback by artist ObviousPlant. the bright, colorful illustrated cardback has the feature title "GET IN LOSERS" and the subtitle below it "WE'RE GOING TO...". in the center is the toy itself, a red molded plastic steam engine with a simply drawn cartoon man with a hat. below that is more text, reading "GO LIVE A SMALL AND QUIET LIFE THAT IS unremarkable yet meaningful to ourselves and the chosen few who shared it with us." in the background of the cardback is an idyllic countryside with a number of characters, saing "toot toot!" "tickets please", "all aboard" and "do not lick the train!"
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a fake toy in a plastic blister-pack on a custom-made cardback by artist ObviousPlant. the bright, colorful illustrated cardback has the feature title "GET IN LOSERS" and the subtitle below it "WE'RE GOING TO...". in the center is the toy itself, a red molded plastic steam engine with a simply drawn cartoon man with a hat. below that is more text, reading "GO LIVE A SMALL AND QUIET LIFE THAT IS unremarkable yet meaningful to ourselves and the chosen few who shared it with us." in the background of the cardback is an idyllic countryside with a number of characters, saing "toot toot!" "tickets please", "all aboard" and "do not lick the train!"
via obviousplant on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...

main insta page:
https://www.instagram.com/obviousp...
website/shop:
https://obviousplant.com/
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bezt pro Yesterday
I can't figure out why Obvious Plant's stuff sets my teeth on edge, but I dearly love stuff like nanoraptor. Brains are weird. (This is a _me_ issue, not any fault of yours, nikkuneko.)
ellieBOA 15 hours ago
I love Obvious Plant!
poorusher

logging in like

Oliver Tree dressed as trash rising up out of a dumpster in the "one & only" music video
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Oliver Tree dressed as trash rising up out of a dumpster in the "one & only" music video
22 hours ago
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me3dia pro 9 hours ago
You merely adopted the trash. I was born in it, molded by it.
tonyb pro 5 hours ago
how your email finds me
dphiffer pro 3 hours ago
louise bourgeois's weird nephew
soemthingelse

 

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I don't know what this plant was but the angle of the shot is cool.
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clockworkorangejuice 7 hours ago
@soemthing - it’s an ocotillo (Fouquieria splendens)
ardgedee

sovcits keepin' it weird

Photo of the bumper of a bright red truck. Where the legal state license plate should be is a black tag which reads "No driver license or insurance required / not for commerce use / private mode of travel" In the center where the vehicle ID should be is "Private" in all caps, along with a globe ringed with the text "Peace on earth / good will towards men".
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Photo of the bumper of a bright red truck. Where the legal state license plate should be is a black tag which reads "No driver license or insurance required / not for commerce use / private mode of travel" In the center where the vehicle ID should be is "Private" in all caps, along with a globe ringed with the text "Peace on earth / good will towards men".
I wish I was capable of this depth of delusion, hopefully with enough of my mind intact to fix the grammar.

source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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tonyb pro 5 hours ago
I mean, sure - if you build your own private roads everywhere and no other people are allowed on those roads...
idogcow 5 hours ago
I guess if they hit me, I'm covered by uninsured motorist insurance... But what happens to them?
jer pro 4 hours ago
Burned at the stake if there's any justice.
zork 37 minutes ago
You can get there, you start slow by signing your nonsense commitments in red ink and only later do you work up to signing in blood. Easy!
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n0wak

Gambling and Fraud

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joffaboy

Who're you calling a fairy?

A stern looking blue bird
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A stern looking blue bird
Fairy Wren
https://bsky.app/profile...

From my experience, they are nearly impossible to photograph this clearly..
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bezt pro Yesterday
Specifically a Splendid Fairywren. I’m a little suspicious that I can’t find any attribution for this particular photo.
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1QEHD
MackReed

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wait for it

source: https://www.tumblr.com/gingerha...
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Argie pro 14 hours ago
took me waaay too long ha!
m3moellering 14 hours ago
Hehehehehe
chauffi pro 14 hours ago
My brain does not make this work, but mostly because it keeps trying to make the bug into a mosquito.
minimumsafedistance 10 hours ago
one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
But, isn't that the division sign?
Lockjaw pro 9 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Not with the little checkmark thing on the short side.
vosechu pro 7 hours ago
@Lockjaw now I want to dig into the… etymology? of that symbol. It’s so similar!
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Argie

hol' up

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m3moellering 14 hours ago
I can only fulfill one of those requirements.
samh pro 14 hours ago
Alas, i am no longer young.
williwaw pro 13 hours ago
This makes sense though - if it's warm enough for a young man to be running around nekkid before sunrise, then it's warm enough to plant cucumbers.
poorusher 12 hours ago
Reap what you sow.
0y3ahSansAcut3 10 hours ago
@poorusher Aaaaauggh! Pictures in my head!
vosechu pro 7 hours ago
What about eggplants?
tonyb pro 5 hours ago
gardening tips - just the tip
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 hours ago
Burning me won't bring back your cukes
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ffg

Hard same

Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.
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Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.
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mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Hells Yeah
foolianajarley 23 hours ago
Oh yes
MackReed

for the road

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"If some nitric acid is poured on iron nails, a stream of red nitrous vapour is let loose."

source: https://www.tumblr.com/nemfrog...
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poorusher 21 hours ago
This looks like it could be Loius Poyet who I'm mildly obsessed with

https://slackwise.org.uk/blog-arc...
n0wak

We call this the ol' chipotle maneuver

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vosechu pro 7 hours ago
I try this with every spammer who texts me but it never works. One of these days.
gwint

Isadora Duncan at the Parthenon

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1921
Edward Steichen
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minimumsafedistance 10 hours ago
Shaka, as the walls fell.
artwells

foreign policy

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MAd Max scene of person shooting out a truck's tires
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Xedrik 7 hours ago
Here I thought current US foreign policy was that meme with the person riding a bike and jamming a stick into their own front spokes.
roonie pro 4 hours ago
@Xedrik That comes next. Shoot first, then be brought down by reality.
jer

Sunset Over Lake Creek

Bare tree branches frame a photo of distant storm clouds. They glow pink and orange in the setting sun, a stark contrast to the blue sky closer to the point of view of the photographer.
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Bare tree branches frame a photo of distant storm clouds. They glow pink and orange in the setting sun, a stark contrast to the blue sky closer to the point of view of the photographer.
The clouds and the sun came together to put on a show yesterday evening. This is taken from my parents' back yard in northwest Iowa.
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rogrtheshrubber pro 10 hours ago
We got walloped by those (or similar) thunderstorms last night in northwest Illinois. Tornado warnings all night with occasional periods under tornado watches.
jer pro 8 hours ago
@rogrtheshrubber Yeah that very cloud started dropping funnels about 15 minutes after I took that picture.
gwint

Self-Portrait with a Woman and Cat

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1988
Ryan Weideman
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
How in the world did they achieve the lighting in this shot? The whole thing is magnificent.
spingo pro 10 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick I think I see a bunch of dodging and burning - I bet there was a good bit of darkroom editing.
poorusher

Eye cushions

A pair of knitted eye cushions perched on a sofa.
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A pair of knitted eye cushions perched on a sofa.
https://www.donnawilson.com/products...
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
[banana for scale]
homerj Yesterday
I like everything about this.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
I hope the opposite side of the cushions has closed eyes, so you can mix and match, a winking couch, or one that's snoozing (getting some shut-eye)
poorusher Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado do a full Bowie
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
@ardgedee A+++
bubbalumpkis pro Yesterday
My cushions are up here!
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@bubbalumpkis ++
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artwells

omw

black and white still of a terrified man driving while a ghost points the way
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black and white still of a terrified man driving while a ghost points the way
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ang

The Onion wins again

A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."
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A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."
The Onion remains undefeated. https://theonion.com/man-who-...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Ded.
snarkout

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The "Calvin's dad talks about rotational velocity to Calvin, leading to a freaked out sleepless night" comic, but it's been 'shopped.

PANEL 1: Calvin's dad, alone. "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting."
PANEL 2: Calvin's dad, sitting with Calvin. "The two types of meme are this one and Loss. American Chopper? This one. guy pointing to butterfly? Loss. Expanding brain? This one." Calvin: "Yeah...?"
PANEL 3: Closeup on Calvin and his dad. "Rick roll? Loss. 'Change my mind?' This one. Zendaya is Meechee? Loss. Grant Gustin at the grave? This one. 6 7? Loss. Despite me being your dad and this being this one, this is Loss."
PANEL 4: Calvin horizontal in bed at night, eyes open, looking distraught. Behind him and at the left, making a visual "L", is Hobbes, holding his chin and looking thoughtful/concerned.
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The "Calvin's dad talks about rotational velocity to Calvin, leading to a freaked out sleepless night" comic, but it's been 'shopped.

PANEL 1: Calvin's dad, alone. "Playing a record? I'll show you something interesting."
PANEL 2: Calvin's dad, sitting with Calvin. "The two types of meme are this one and Loss. American Chopper? This one. guy pointing to butterfly? Loss. Expanding brain? This one." Calvin: "Yeah...?"
PANEL 3: Closeup on Calvin and his dad. "Rick roll? Loss. 'Change my mind?' This one. Zendaya is Meechee? Loss. Grant Gustin at the grave? This one. 6 7? Loss. Despite me being your dad and this being this one, this is Loss."
PANEL 4: Calvin horizontal in bed at night, eyes open, looking distraught. Behind him and at the left, making a visual "L", is Hobbes, holding his chin and looking thoughtful/concerned.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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cottenwess Yesterday
damn it.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
I only understand this enough to know that it's making me feel bad.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Spiffposting is one of the few things keeping me on facebook, and that is one of the most brilliant posts I’ve seen from that group.
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
This is amazing.
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jaybee

doctor

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idogcow Yesterday
related: https://mltshp.com/p/1RO19
samh pro Yesterday
LOL
me3dia

Truth (social)

A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."
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A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/quakerjo...
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