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dapete

Flight of the Concords

May be an image of dancing
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May be an image of dancing
3 hours ago
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Lockjaw pro 2 hours ago
Present
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 hours ago
@Lockjaw ++++
travis pro an hour ago
@Lockjaw ++
BennyTheIcepick pro 56 minutes ago
That alt text though 🧐
JonGerlach pro 12 minutes ago
It’s Business Time
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octaneTom

mshtlp

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https://mltshp.com/p/1RLW2
https://mltshp.com/p/1C9TX
10 hours ago
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samh pro 9 hours ago
Well played. These two absolutely go together.
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
li'l (cheesy) buddy
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: “Little buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!”
Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
*chef's kiss*
robritz 6 hours ago
you still got it
spingo pro 3 hours ago
aahah
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m3moellering

A welcome piece of street art

In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
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In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
This was yesterday in Jasper, Alberta.
7 hours ago
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spingo pro 3 hours ago
fun!
artwells

how I work

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woman in a plastic mask connected to a cord
side note, I found one of these at Goodwill AND DIDN'T BUY IT
3 hours ago
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snarkout

It's a living

Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
source: https://historyforatheists.com/2017...
10 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
I like the cat on the right, using a rat to dowse for water, or something.
infini

 

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10 hours ago
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bezt pro 7 hours ago
For recent Apple, you'd need another keyboard for dialogs related to Apple Services revenue, where the third button would instead be 'Not Now' or 'Maybe Later'.
neuracnu pro 4 hours ago
...placed on the underside of the device, shaped and sized like a recessed 'reset' button.
infini

 

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10 hours ago
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urlnotfound

not photoshopped either

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Dr. Pepper baked beans to go with your sausages.

See:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWT
10 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 10 hours ago
it's got the electrolytes beans crave
bencmeissner pro 10 hours ago
@nikkuneko lol
Xedrik 10 hours ago
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
This conjures up the most unsavory image.
poorusher 9 hours ago
LAZERBEANS
robotmachine pro 9 hours ago
"When I'm at a restaurant I like to send my food back and tell them it's 'Too Dr. Peppery' just to see what they change."
– James Acaster
BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
@robotmachine
I don’t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzard’s “Dress to Kill” as my all time favorite standup.
soemthingelse pro 7 hours ago
I added Coke to baked beans once while camping and it was honestly REALLY good.
How were these?
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
@nikkuneko ++
robotmachine pro 3 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Acaster is infuriatingly good as a standup. If you haven't seen "Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999" you should. It's incredible.
poorusher 2 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RLZ4
williwaw pro 2 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @robotmachine Jumping on the bandwagon to say I think he's the best stand up comedian out there; his sets are so *razor* sharp and meticulously planned it boggles my mind just how much detail he puts into them.

(Also on the food theme I had a print with his quote, "Goddamn I love these peaches" in my kitchen forever until I managed to stain it badly with tomato sauce.)
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artwells

SCHLUP

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shakira moving her butt up and down cutting to a chicken coming out of a can
regarding a sound mentioned here https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWO
3 hours ago
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Xedrik 3 hours ago
"Hey, listen... you didn't need to post that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Sjixxxy 3 hours ago
A classic
tonyb pro 38 minutes ago
FINALLY
poorusher

Caprine

Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
source: https://growers.social/@jdacee...
10 hours ago
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jgs pro 10 hours ago
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
aquaphase

The Troubles

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6 hours ago
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dapete

still got it

Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
https://www.instagram.com/davidbco...
16 hours ago
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
As was the style…
LocalStain

👋🏼

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#housepanther
8 hours ago
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artwells

choosing the right response template

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woman grabbing a crowbar from a rack captioned "IN CASE OF PSYCHO"
8 hours ago
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poorusher 8 hours ago
Every damn day
dreyfusslugado 6 hours ago
needs to be a continuous dispenser, with people grabbing one every second.
m3moellering

Don’t tell me what to do!

A shipping container of some sort on a railway car has lettering that reads “do not hump”. There is a background of snow and trees. The shipping container is blue.
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A shipping container of some sort on a railway car has lettering that reads “do not hump”. There is a background of snow and trees. The shipping container is blue.
7 hours ago
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williwaw pro 6 hours ago
When I was doing mine safety training: railroad stuff, the instructor heaved a big sigh and said, "Let's *please* try to remember we're professionals for the next slide," and was obviously disappointed for the 100th time in a row when the whole room broke out in guffaws when the title "Humping Safety" came up on the screen.
m3moellering 6 hours ago
@williwaw My ever indulgent spouse sighed and said “Yes, Honey, I see” when I chortled.
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
@williwaw Tangentially it wasn't until a couple years ago that I learned there actually is a difference between roadway speed bumps and speed humps, and the signage wasn't different merely because some signmakers were having a joke.
mcmjolnir pro 6 hours ago
The Do Not Hump admonition is raising questions etc etc
spingo pro 3 hours ago
hee hee
bencmeissner pro an hour ago
Is this a JD Vance thing?
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Butt, I'm Verklimpt!!!

Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.

Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.

Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
10 hours ago
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m3moellering 7 hours ago
My oldest’s favorite.
joffaboy

What I saw - at the cemetery

A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
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A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
At the Dromana cemetery
13 hours ago
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bencmeissner pro 10 hours ago
Life goals: be the kind of person where people leave random dinosaurs or other whimsical gifts at your grave
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
aw
infini

 

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artwells

wait, where's dog, and the cheeseball, wait, is that us?

man and woman use vintage videophones to talk to each other or a couple that look like them
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man and woman use vintage videophones to talk to each other or a couple that look like them
8 hours ago
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Lockjaw pro 8 hours ago
Hello, it's me
I haven't seen you in a long, long time.
homerj 7 hours ago
"No blockers"
ardgedee pro 7 hours ago
Imagine the feedback.
tamrow pro 3 hours ago
The future we were promised.
roonie pro 2 hours ago
You talkin' ta me?
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LocalStain

me_irl

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Yesterday
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poorusher Yesterday
😱
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Will not be able to unsee
Sjixxxy Yesterday
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
bezt pro Yesterday
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
LocalStain pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
neuracnu pro Yesterday
Of course _my_ corndogs include a mushroom duxelle layer.
joffaboy pro Yesterday
@neuracnu Beef Wellington with mushrooms has a more ominous flavour here in Victoria (Aus)
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
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urlnotfound

Microsoft Recall needs another recall

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I will never use this software. What a mess Microsoft is making. I wish they would just work on making the existing Windows environment reliable and secure and stop trying to make Windows be things it should not be.

If you don't know, Recall is Microsoft trying to create a way to see what you did on your computer yesterday or the week before. Unfortunately, they think this means taking screen shots and keylogging everything exactly like a virus does trying to steal your banking information and putting it somewhere a virus can just slurp the data directly from without going the work.

Text below and image above Source:

https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTh...

So @xaitax has cracked Microsoft Recall, he's got access to the encrypted database and has automated dumping of screenshots and all text from screenshots.

I've looked at most recent Recall and yep, you can just read the database as a user process. The database also contains all manner of fields which aren't publicly disclosed for tracking the user's activity.

No AV or EDR alerts triggered, world's #1 in infostealer 😅

* you can just read it in plain text
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soemthingelse pro 7 hours ago
Is the snapshot feature in Linux not viable to port over to Windows? I suppose that would mean keeping older tech gurus and not leaving it to 25 year old vibe coders.
Everything they've put out since XP has been significantly worse. Some of the UI was nice but the actual functionality has been horrendous for a decade or more.
artwells

stand up

illustration of clowns with the caption "CLOWNS AND CLOWNING"
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illustration of clowns with the caption "CLOWNS AND CLOWNING"
8 hours ago
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Goshawk

Hi, I moved to Sweden

A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
3 days ago
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snowbow 3 days ago
Ohh gorgeous!
jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
dad 3 days ago
Nice, did you get out of the US?
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
williwaw pro 3 days ago
oh WENDY!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Congratulations!! This is so great!
williwaw pro 3 days ago
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
redfox pro 3 days ago
yayyyyy!
Lockjaw pro 3 days ago
Hej!
BMK 2 days ago
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
WikiAdam 2 days ago
Jealous!
spingo pro 2 days ago
Hullo!
poorusher 2 days ago
Wonderful
joost 2 days ago
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
infini pro 2 days ago
Hello, neighbour!
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! 💜
pk pro Yesterday
Congratulations on the move!
Goshawk pro Yesterday
@jpoulos Thank you!

@dad Yes, thank goodness!

@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.

@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.

@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!

@wjcstp Thanks!

@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).

@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.

@pk Thank you!

@BMK 🍅
m3moellering 6 hours ago
Congratulations!
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bezt pro Yesterday
Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
bezt pro Yesterday
1975, allegedly.
pk pro Yesterday
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
pk pro Yesterday
@bezt jinx
bezt pro Yesterday
@pk https://mltshp.com/search... is actually a pretty good retrospective. The Semiotic Standard is only in there three or four times!
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jtj pro Yesterday
EDC ‘93
Mr_Uakaris Yesterday
Knolling time is useful time.
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by Elliot McGucken
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0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
👁️
cristin pro Yesterday
I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
jtj pro Yesterday
@cristin I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Sjixxxy

The Stand Rewatch 2026

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10 hours ago
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scotto

kids these days

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12 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 10 hours ago
"No ideas but in things"
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Do you suppose she has already been married off?
mattbucher

LFG

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source: https://www.ihearthollywood.com/2018...
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
If Alan offers to let you meet his little buddy and first mate, I should warn you, he doesn't mean Gilligan.
tonyb pro Yesterday
any port in a storm
artwells pro Yesterday
A three hour tour
nikkuneko

timely reading from the work take-a-book-leave-a-book shelf

photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
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photo: a hand pulling a well-worn copy of "ultimate unauthorized nintendo video game strategies, vol 3" from a book shelf.
FINALLY i can master super mario 3

(to be fair, there are lots of nice books being added to this shelf all the time! but there will always be that one person who is like "someone wants my moldy 1996 travel guide to chicago")
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williwaw pro Yesterday
aha, something to take into the shelter with you when you're under a tornado watch this afternoon/evening
bezt pro Yesterday
Money saving coupons!
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@williwaw gonna carry it straight outdoors to the funnel cloud and let it tanuki-suit me straight to the great beyond

@bezt i hope my local babbage's will honor them!
owl Yesterday
Bill Mayer, who illustrated that cover, is still alive and actively producing art (though very different now). https://www.thebillmayer.com/
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@owl oh, nice, thank you for the identification! TIL about his work!
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