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artwells

into Thursday like

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vintage image of a newscaster sort of person in a frozen expression inset of computer graphics flying through a geometric landscape
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tonyb pro 15 minutes ago
"Move through the world with the bland confidence of a mediocre white man"
snowbow

Andrej Dugin

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LocalStain

 

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CDN media
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wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
I love this so much
dapete 10 hours ago
I love this so muck
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
I hove this so muck.
BennyTheIcepick pro 4 hours ago
I hove this to muck.
otaman pro 4 hours ago
I drove this to muck
thelonius 4 minutes ago
the whole thing is different if Theseus is a brain in a vat
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hassebasse

Whatever you say, mr Ulrich

A «no parking» sign from a hospital, worn out by sun and weather so the letters have become ragged and disformed,now resembling those of the Metallica logo.
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A «no parking» sign from a hospital, worn out by sun and weather so the letters have become ragged and disformed,now resembling those of the Metallica logo.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/sunny...
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LocalStain

Django Reinhardt: The Great Artistry of Django Reinhardt 7” EP Side 1

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#maestro
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nikkuneko

work selfie

color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
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color photograph: fuzzy-haired mostly-caucasian manchild in a red flannel short taking a reflection selfie in a window looking out on a night cityscape
left my camera in my backpack so i took a selfie on the way out the door.

new position the last few months, and it is wearing me the fuck out. i’m not sure how long i’m gonna last dealing with a certain person’s tantrums on a regular basis.

maybe going on flickr later
(EDIT: https://www.flickr.com/photos...)
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devilsrancher pro 15 hours ago
Hang in there- I took a high-paying job last year, supposedly to turn around a business, and no one will listen to a word I say. So, I’m fucking retiring. Enough of that noise I’m too old to fight that kind of battle anymore. I’ll be broke, but it has been a shit year. Not to make this all about me, but to say I can really relate.
thelonius 2 minutes ago
I reach 25 years Jan 1 2026, and I can retire when I'm 60.....not sure I can afford to, but, if like I get sick or something like that, or there is a crisis with Mom to where I can't keep working and look after her, it is very nice to know that option is there in 2027.
waa

Schiedam

Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
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Photo of a Dutch canal. In the front is a very dilapidated motorboat moored to the quay. In the back in the distance across the water is a very tall Dutch windmill.
Schiedam is quite a pretty city in the Netherlands. What makes it nicer than many other Dutch cities is that is that it’s also occasionally slightly dilapidated. Most other places here have been turned into museums by now, and they’re gorgeous, but frankly quite boring.


#Dutch #Netherlands #windmill
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joost 8 hours ago
I love city windmills. Created on a pedestal to rise above the surrounding buildings.
There's one in Utrecht as well
m3moellering 6 hours ago
I love crusty old boats and the, sometimes, crusty people inside them.
waa pro 5 hours ago
@joost Schiedam has a whole row of them. Depending on where you are in the city, you can see at least three simultaneously. On days they are operational, it's magnificent. (Dit weet je waarschijnlijk al)
joost 4 hours ago
Used to mill for genever distillery apparently. Looks wonderful
waa pro 3 hours ago
@joost The whole city of Schiedam used to practically swim in genever, and the money it generated :-) Generation upon generation of alcoholics, no doubt
joost 3 hours ago
Makes you think of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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zeitgeist

happy howlidays

a holiday scene, with two women drinking wine up front and a naked guy drinking jameson in front of a christmas tree in the back
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a holiday scene, with two women drinking wine up front and a naked guy drinking jameson in front of a christmas tree in the back
having a traditional holiday season.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
“Simply having a magical penis wine” keeps recurring on this website
tom

naughty

If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
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If the only thing keeping a kid on the Nice list is the expectation of toys, then brother, that kid is a piece of shit.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
See also: Christianity
dapete Yesterday
True Toymakers?
clockworkorangejuice Yesterday
Christmas is a flat circle. Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again—forever.
urlnotfound pro 20 hours ago
"Stop saying shit like that. It's unprofessional."
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LocalStain

Chonkus & Sweetums.

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#housepanther

AKA Casper and Cookie.
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LocalStain

Billy Strings: Tiny Desk Concert

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#tinydesk
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ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
This guy used to hang with the crusties and spangers in Ann Arbor when I lived there. It's wild to see him become big-time in the way he has, and it makes me happy.
bitslayer 5 hours ago
Ooh, crusties and spangers, those are great words, thanks. Billy's pretty good too.
gwint

Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey

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via this joke https://bsky.app/profile...
source https://ewtn.no/epic-pho...
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bezt pro 23 hours ago
culpam in fossanova
samh pro 23 hours ago
Carpool lane here we come!
roonie pro 21 hours ago
That bluesky thread is gold.
joshmillard pro 20 hours ago
me on the way to play WH40K with the bois
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artwells

Into the midweek like

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buster keaton riding a sinking boat into the water
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csilverman

from hell

A brightly colored devil figure jogs through the dark. The figure is purple and blue, with a blurriness about the body that suggests speed, fur, or both. Its arms and feet are reddish-yellow; its feet glow with yellow sparks. It is wearing a blazing red-and-yellow devil mask, and the devil's beard is also giving off sparks. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A brightly colored devil figure jogs through the dark. The figure is purple and blue, with a blurriness about the body that suggests speed, fur, or both. Its arms and feet are reddish-yellow; its feet glow with yellow sparks. It is wearing a blazing red-and-yellow devil mask, and the devil's beard is also giving off sparks. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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joffaboy

Big enough?

Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
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Map and text describing the largest allowed PDF, over 145K square kilometers
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samh pro Yesterday
Huge if true.
MackReed pro Yesterday
@samh godDAMNit.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@samh 🏆 You win today
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@samh respect
Davezilla pro Yesterday
@samh top tier comment
dapete Yesterday
This is justification for comment liking.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
https://scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2024...
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
@samh +++++++
samh pro 23 hours ago
🤙 @MackReed @bencmeissner @jpoulos @Davezilla @dapete @tweedlydo
roonie pro 21 hours ago
@samh I was going to applaud but decided too much might swell your head and put you off your game!:-)
jessamyn pro 19 hours ago
Awww this was originally made by my (now ex) coworker Alex.
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waa

Don't box me in

Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
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Photo of a sculpture, placed outdoors in a grassy area. It's a concrete base with on top of that a sculpture of a slightly stylised and curvy black cat of more than 2 meters high. The cat has a cardboard box on its head, which is also black.
Stumbled across this piece of art in The Hague (Den Haag) this weekend. 'Internetkat' by Nick Ervinck.
#netherlands #cat #art #thehague
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
If it fits, he Frits
roue

be dazzling.

Dress patterns reminiscent of World War II naval vessel camouflage.
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Dress patterns reminiscent of World War II naval vessel camouflage.
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niicholas 2 days ago
Dazzle Shifts
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Actual LOL at comment and @niicholas
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
i have a grey/black dress with diagonal lines and i get compliments EVERY time i wear it
hmm 3 hours ago
I took this into a photo editor to compare, and the center figure has been stretched to be slightly wider than the other two. The impact of lines is no doubt real, but someone juiced the effect here--kind of uncool in my opinion.

(Dazzle ship joke still solid though)
roue 3 hours ago
@hmm the same thought occurred to me but I was too lazy to do the test. Thanks for checking. Procrastination pays off once again :)
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dapete

Here they are:

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Wealth without...
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Try to convince the failsons and nepo babies that they didn't work for their riches, tho.
caitlinburke pro 2 days ago
There is no aphorism that whitey won't conveniently forget the second part of!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@caitlinburke *
joffaboy

First image from Vera Rubin observatory

A highly detailed photo of stars and galaxies
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A highly detailed photo of stars and galaxies
'The telescope behind it is the Vera C. Rubin Observatory in Chile, equipped with the world’s biggest digital astronomy camera — a 3.2-gigapixel monster known as the LSST Camera.'

Via Facebook
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me3dia pro Yesterday
My god…
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
wow!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
They have star anise cinnamon rolls in space!
cristin pro Yesterday
@me3dia ++
kokogiak Yesterday
Oh my god... this is just simply gorgeous and amazing.
mare Yesterday
Huge if true.
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ffg

That time of year

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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
#daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
jive_t pro Yesterday
is your mom free tomorrow or still five dollars?
mgeno Yesterday
sadly, everyone I'd send that too has lost their mom... :( sigh
jaymayday

preteen

idk how old this kid is but it's 8-12 i think loll
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idk how old this kid is but it's 8-12 i think loll
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KMAlexander

C Line

A man dressed as a Christmas tree riding the subway.
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A man dressed as a Christmas tree riding the subway.
"Mind the sap" Ehhhhhh
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
This must be the branch line.
wjcstp pro 2 days ago
Firs are back in style
otaman pro 2 days ago
All spruced up and nowhere to go
KMAlexander pro 2 days ago
@otaman bravo!
samh pro 2 days ago
If this guy falls down on the subway does he really make a sound?
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Take a bough, commenters.
fnerg pro 2 days ago
Where'd the tree go?

Oh, it's conifer-a train ride.
ang pro 2 days ago
Seen elsewhere: "Wearing fir in this day and age? Shame."
me3dia pro Yesterday
Nah, that's the A Pine
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Spruces up the place
roonie pro Yesterday
Doing camouflage wrong.
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Something about this picture is needling me
pk pro Yesterday
I wonder if Pine can get email on that phone?
Davezilla pro Yesterday
I wood go out on a limb and say that’s uncomfortable, however this is one of those evergreen content pieces.
dapete Yesterday
Dude must get a lot of needling
mare Yesterday
Peak Xmas season.
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
Yule log a lot of miles in the subway
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LocalStain

Si vous ne pouvez pas le casser...

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CDN media
mettez-y le feu.

🔥

(poorely translated french can be blamed on teh google)
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pollo

‘Wuthering Heights Day’ on Penistone Hill, Yorkshire

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Photograph: Anthony Devlin/Getty
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MackReed pro 23 hours ago
My band once released a single on PenisTone Records.












No, no, never mind. I'll see myself out.
devilsrancher

Original issue Thunderbird sighting

A man with long wavy hair, wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and a vest is playing a Gibson Thunderbird bass on stage
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A man with long wavy hair, wearing a white shirt, blue jeans and a vest is playing a Gibson Thunderbird bass on stage
Patti Smith Group. I collect pictures of these because the original run from 63-65 was around 600 pcs. max, and it’s my favorite bass in the known universe. Mahogany is brittle and most of them have been broken or put in vaults. They’re exceedingly rare out in the world now.

This shot is from Saturday Night Live in 1976. Still from a video.
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semillama

Cozy vibes

Cat and dog share a blanket
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Cat and dog share a blanket
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travis pro Yesterday
#hygge
williwaw pro Yesterday
AWWWWW

are they on your legs?! Cuz that's THE BEST
spingo pro Yesterday
Right and good.
MackReed

fffuuutttuuurrreee

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animation of a dark city street in which frames are multiplied and reprinted over and over to look like an endless striving of the neon storefronts to the left and the zebra crossing passing under the camera.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
must be a pedestrian-friendly city... the entire street is nothing but crosswalk.
WikiAdam Yesterday
Eyes Wide Shut vibes
LocalStain pro 17 hours ago
When the puddle of liquid was a little larger than you were counting on.
artwells

every UI needs this

a special-purpose keyboard with a "DON'T CARE" button
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a special-purpose keyboard with a "DON'T CARE" button
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bezt pro 2 days ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1NWE6
RMarshall pro 2 days ago
From what I've heard "don't care"s propagate through a system pretty quickly 🤓
bug138 2 days ago
The “any” key
jpoulos

MAKING DELTRON 3030

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billturner pro 5 hours ago
This is great! Would be interesting to see something like this for Dan's Handsome Boy Modeling School, which is also somewhat of a concept album.
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
Unexpected Chris Grace appearance
williwaw

XMAS ARRIVES EARLY FOR WILLIWAW

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My husband had his 4th surgery of the year recently - he'll be fine - and will be "out" until March-ish. . . meaning I've had to do all of the outdoor chores myself, like getting ready for winter this fall (brag: my wood piles are works of art) and winter itself now, like splitting all the wood and alllll the snow clearing: shoveling around the house and blowing the snow on our mile long road/driveway, no small joke in the high Colorado mountains.

Our old snowblower attachment for our Toolcat is almost 20 years old and had a whole host of problems, including a hydraulic system that kept going kaput (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q1B3). Alas, we can't just haul it on a trailer to the mechanics so last year we had the Bobcat people here twice to fix problems we couldn't do ourselves, which was a thing considering the nearest Bobcat dealer is 3 hours away. . . a very expensive thing. Grrr!

SOooooo after realizing I was going to have to do all the snowblowing for the winter alone and, not wanting to spend hours in <0 degree temps swearing at whatever broke this time, hoping that a little grease gun action would fix it or desperately applying JB weld to holes and blah blah blah - doable when we were splitting the work but now has turned from "just irritating/part of life" to actually problematic - I asked for a new snowblower attachment for Xmas. Had to take a loan for it (thanks Trump tariffs! JFC!!) but now it's here! It's here!!!

It's A M A Z I N G. The skid-shoes haven't been re- welded on multiple times at multiple levels. There's no holes in the chute so it actually blows out at a distance instead of falling out. The auger doesn't freeze whenever you look at it wrong. The two stages actually work in parallel. The chute itself is on a sprocket wheel, not a chain, so you don't have to stop every 10 minutes and clear ice chunks out.

Our push/walk behind blower - a lovely Honda 2 stage, self-propelled blower with treads/track drive which throws snow 50 feet and starts when it's 20 below that I also love - is called Odin because it's so powerful and our troublesome old Toolcat blower was Loki. So obviously this new one is now Thor.

THOR!!! All praise THOR!! We received Thor in time for a snowstorm which dumped 4 feet of snow in 3 days and I already LOVE LOVE LOVE Thor. I never want to be without Thor again. You can have your awesome tech doodads and cooking geegaws and music fun widgets and things your kids made for you for Xmas: all I want is Thor. And I have him! I'm soooo lucky!!!

I'M SO HAPPY.

edit: the machine is not new, just the attachment!
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Argie pro 3 days ago
Your winters are sooooo different to mine. In winter I just have to decide if I really can be bothered with an umbrella that day or not! 😊

Thor is very beastly, for me doing that would be so much fun, but I'm sure after a while it's just a chore
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
I need to see a photo of your wood pile.

As someone who has done a turn splitting and stacking firewood, I admire a well-stacked wood pile.
jordanbrock pro 3 days ago
Please be posting wood piles
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Winter with a big W.
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
That’s a wonderful machine!
samh pro 3 days ago
THOR DEFEAT ULLR
williwaw pro 3 days ago
@wjcstp The machine is . . . okay, it's almost 20 years old too and also has its problems, but it is wonderful for its age and for being affordable when we bought it awhile ago.

@Argie It may seem fun but all tractors needs a lot of maintenance, and an attachment like this one even more so with additional work; it always take a good 20 minutes to clean afterwards, and when you're standing in below -20 C windchill with a grease gun chipping ice away from the lube points you may curse your life or wish for umbrella time ;)
tweedlydo pro 3 days ago
i am in awe of your quotidia.
Davezilla pro 3 days ago
You had me at mile long driveway
spingo pro 3 days ago
Salute!
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