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artwells

we can put the cheeseball here

vintage photo of a couple contemplating a floor plan and a lego house
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vintage photo of a couple contemplating a floor plan and a lego house
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otaman

Maple

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In a weird post sponsored by Robin Hood All-Purpose Flour, the Toronto Zoo informs us that baby hippo Maple is now 9 butter tarts long.

https://www.instagram.com/p...==
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
"those better be metric butter tarts, and not imperial!"
otaman pro 6 hours ago
@nikkuneko The Vancouver Zoo would probably use Nanaimo Bars as units.
otaman pro 6 hours ago
Oh, apparently Maple weighs 528 Timbits:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@otaman I … did not require that last visual.

I used to like poutine, too.
scruss pro 4 hours ago
TIL she's called Maple, and I live in the same city. Damn that closed social media loop!
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artwells

get in loser, the edibles are kicking in

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scene from Wonderbug intro when they start to fly
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samh pro 4 hours ago
CULATER
poorusher 3 hours ago
There is no need to be upset.
shfitz

3 years with the goof

A large black mutt with a white crest wearing a purple leash and blue collar sits on the sidewalk. She is looking just off camera
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A large black mutt with a white crest wearing a purple leash and blue collar sits on the sidewalk. She is looking just off camera
We adopted Blixa 3 year ago and she's a loving, stubborn, and absolutley wonderful companion.
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ckoerner 9 hours ago
Good doggy!
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
yaaayy Blixa! Give Brooklyn a big ol’ lick on the snout for me.
jaymayday

ugh, it's off

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Argie

Headin Into The Weekend...

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Kodachrome, New York 1959
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B6FA798A3449

Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1

The construction phase of the 35-foot diameter Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1 in Butte County, California. Two tunnels were built to divert water from the Feather River during the dam’s construction and then plugged at its completion in 1967. Today, the tunnels are used to discharge water from the underground Edward Hyatt Powerplant located near Oroville Dam. Photo taken Aug. 30, 1963.
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The construction phase of the 35-foot diameter Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1 in Butte County, California. Two tunnels were built to divert water from the Feather River during the dam’s construction and then plugged at its completion in 1967. Today, the tunnels are used to discharge water from the underground Edward Hyatt Powerplant located near Oroville Dam. Photo taken Aug. 30, 1963.
source: https://www.hcn.org/issues...
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snarkout

Anniversary

Photograph of a sign in red white and blue: No French products sold here / "God bless America"
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Photograph of a sign in red white and blue: No French products sold here / "God bless America"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"It was a bad time for the empire."
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nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
freedom fries ONLY
artwells pro 8 hours ago
Quotation marks doing a lot of work there
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
The people who want to whitewash Bush’s legacy as somehow “more sane” than Trump are having to ignore a whole lot that happened over those eight years.
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick I dunno. Calling it "more sane" is by no means an exoneration. Each R administration in my lifetime has been terrible* and each provided the means to facilitate the further excesses of its successors, which means they're inarguably not as absolutely nutbag-crazypants as what's there now. For the same reason, whatever follows has a pretty high likelihood of being even less sane than the current administration.

*(Okay, Nixon was a mixed bag. An extremely mixed bag. An absolutely fucking miserable bag that you would never pick up at the grab-bag counter because of the suspicious stains and odors. But he held office in a time when the political and media environment ensured he couldn't get the unilateral support necessary to do anything he wanted to do, so he managed to get some things right even if only for quid pro quo with his opposition.)
MackReed pro 5 hours ago
@ardgedee Let us not forget that while Nixon achieved detente with China, he wasted thousands of American lives (and thousands more of allies and enemies) on a losing war and was also a filthy fucking crook.
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
@MackReed Not gonna stand here to defend Nixon, the country would have been better off if Eisenhower had shoved him off. Just wanted to note that he managed to get a couple things right, even if only in a stopped-clock sort of way, and his successors have largely been incapable of even that.
poorusher 3 hours ago
Is this in little Marseille
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nikkuneko

insanely great toots

four-panel cartoon depicting a bald little round-headed guy on a stage, dressed in jeans and a turtleneck, akin to steve jobs during his apple presentations in the 90s, 00s and 10s. the little cartoon guy is presenting the iphone duo, which was revealed during an apple event this week (9/9/26).

top to bottom, left to right, the speech bubbles read:
1) "i'm thrilled to announce the new iphone duo!"
2) "our thinnest iphone to date, it's ninety-nine point nine percent screen on both sides... ..and it folds in half..."
3) "...ensuring that when you drop it, it will definitely break." 
"it's our most breakable iphone yet!"
4) *a "*toot!*" emanates from the presenter's backside
"ignore the toot."
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four-panel cartoon depicting a bald little round-headed guy on a stage, dressed in jeans and a turtleneck, akin to steve jobs during his apple presentations in the 90s, 00s and 10s. the little cartoon guy is presenting the iphone duo, which was revealed during an apple event this week (9/9/26).

top to bottom, left to right, the speech bubbles read:
1) "i'm thrilled to announce the new iphone duo!"
2) "our thinnest iphone to date, it's ninety-nine point nine percent screen on both sides... ..and it folds in half..."
3) "...ensuring that when you drop it, it will definitely break."
"it's our most breakable iphone yet!"
4) *a "*toot!*" emanates from the presenter's backside
"ignore the toot."
via lukemcgarry on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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artwells

dress for the job you want

vintage Burger King art of a character called the Duke of Doubt
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vintage Burger King art of a character called the Duke of Doubt
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heyitsal

Hawaiian Cheeseballs

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Source: https://mltshp.com/p/1RVT0

Join the https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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otaman pro 20 hours ago
Thanks I hate it
urlnotfound pro 20 hours ago
+++ just amazing
idogcow 18 hours ago
Dem socks!
samh pro 10 hours ago
These theee really do get around.
nikkuneko pro 9 hours ago
the garden phone line is absolutely killing me this morning
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Yeah man, she has the scoop on the back story.@nikkuneko
me3dia pro 7 hours ago
Aw yiss
nikkuneko pro 7 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 "hello, sally? yeah, i'm calling you from the garden phone. you should see the back story i'm looking at right now..."
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
10/10 No notes.
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otaman

Not The Onion

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(nor The Beaverton)

This is our idiot of a Premier, destroying everything he can in Toronto
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scruss pro 4 hours ago
science is for the nerds he used to beat up in high school
artwells pro 4 hours ago
Reminds me of when the GOP starting harping spending money on "something called 'volcano monitoring'".

Then a big ass volcano went off and they were suddenly quiet.
williwaw pro 3 hours ago
@artwells Bobbbbbby Jindall!! In a response to an Obama State of the Union speech. He truly thought the U.S. didn't have any volcanoes and was endlessly mocked for it. He managed to stick around for another term but the whole debacle kind of neutered his political career.

I remember at (I think) the GSA (Geologic Society of America) conference after that mess there was a panel or lunch speech in response to his comments with something like, "How do we scientists respond to shit like this," and the speaker(s) and half the audience were all "be measured and calm, take the high road" and the other half of the audience was . . . "Can't you see we're in a fight for our lives here, you stupid fucks, so *noOoo*." (That side was right.)

The stupidity hasn't changed but the reaction sure has. *sigh*
artwells pro 3 hours ago
@williwaw I used to have a Jindal GIF of his dismissive look and the caption of that quote. I posted it relentlessly during subsequent eruptions.
travis pro 2 hours ago
😩
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waldopepper

Two firemen, big, strong guys they literally lifted me up

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idogcow 8 hours ago
With apologies to Rihanna:

Burning in a hopeless dream/
Hold me when you go to sleep/
Keep me in the warmth of your love
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
So, that's not some gal, and those are men, not children? Horror show.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
yeah, FUCK that guy.
artwells

into the weekend like

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Friday 13th scene in which a woman in torn clothes relaxes in a canoe
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the_adriator 2 hours ago
I just let my 8-year-old kid watch the first two of these, and she was SO into them. This scene freaked me out when I first saw it at her age, but she was unbothered.
scruss

agree

Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
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Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
source: https://timeloop.cafe/@ItsTheM...
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m3moellering 10 hours ago
A butt that was constipated.
robotmachine

Reality Is A Myth

A fuckin painting of the famous photo of Dubya being told that a second plane hit the twin towers. Painted by the fuckin cunt himself and posted on some kind of fucking social media who cares nothing matters anymore crash the moon into the earth.
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A fuckin painting of the famous photo of Dubya being told that a second plane hit the twin towers. Painted by the fuckin cunt himself and posted on some kind of fucking social media who cares nothing matters anymore crash the moon into the earth.
source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
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Argie

Now Delivering

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bezt pro 2 hours ago
https://wahsonline.com/2019...
tamrow pro an hour ago
Air Force 1
crazyunclejoe

THE CHALICE IS ALSO CURSED

Ceramic monkey’s paw chalice
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Ceramic monkey’s paw chalice
Ceramic monkey’s paw chalice made by Henrik Van Rizen (Vantiki) - the detail on this sculpt is amazing
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Argie pro 7 hours ago
Is this the chalice from the palace that has the brew that is true?!
O_C

Well? We're waiting.

Photograph of a dog sitting on a tile floor, its front paws neatly tucked under its chest, but back paws splayed out on the floor. It is looking up at its human expectantly. Walkies? Food?
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Photograph of a dog sitting on a tile floor, its front paws neatly tucked under its chest, but back paws splayed out on the floor. It is looking up at its human expectantly. Walkies? Food?
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

"Cuando estoy esperando a q mi mamá diga la palabra VAMOSSSSS jajaja díganme quién se resiste con esos ojitos y esas patitas de corachon hacia el pecho"
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m3moellering 11 hours ago
That’s a cutie pie!
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Raised by cats.
cristin

exactly!

shiny black sticker that says in all caps, "why would I ask ChatGPT when I could ask my local queer ADHD autistic bike mechanic"
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shiny black sticker that says in all caps, "why would I ask ChatGPT when I could ask my local queer ADHD autistic bike mechanic"
Seriously, any bike mechanic will have better answers than an algorithm.
if they are queer and neurospicy, the answers will be even better!

source: https://mastodon.social/@kayseri...
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samh pro Yesterday
This is awesome! I'm sending this to my queer, ADHD, autistic bike mechanic friend, Mason right now.
snarkout

The Problem We All Live With

Norman Rockwell's oil painting "The Problem We All Live With", showing a young Black girl carrying her books and a yellow ruler, wearing a white dress and sneakers, walking on a sidewalk past a wall covered by a large racial slur and the remnants of a hurled tomato. In front of and behind her are four white men in gray and tan suits and yellow "Deputy US Marshall" armbands escorting her; the composition is such that they are visible only from the chest down. Rockwell's signature is at the bottom center of the painting.
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Norman Rockwell's oil painting "The Problem We All Live With", showing a young Black girl carrying her books and a yellow ruler, wearing a white dress and sneakers, walking on a sidewalk past a wall covered by a large racial slur and the remnants of a hurled tomato. In front of and behind her are four white men in gray and tan suits and yellow "Deputy US Marshall" armbands escorting her; the composition is such that they are visible only from the chest down. Rockwell's signature is at the bottom center of the painting.
source: https://magazine.byu.edu/article...

Yesterday was Ruby Bridges' 72nd birthday; she's still alive and living in Louisiana and still working for civil rights. The past isn't dead; it isn't even past.

#painting by Norman Rockwell, 1964. #paintings
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cristin pro 2 days ago
I was so lucky to have been able to see this painting last month, it is currently on loan to the lucas museum in los angeles.

powerful painting of a powerful girl who became an amazing woman.
snarkout pro Yesterday
It's worth noting, on the same point, that Barbara Henry, the Bostonian teacher at William Frantz Elementary School who was the only teacher willing to have Bridges in her classroom (having had experience teaching integrated classrooms to children in the military), is also still alive at 94. She spent every morning of the 1960-1961 teaching Bridges and Bridges alone, because every white child transferred classes. Here's a photo of them in 2014: https://i.guim.co.uk/img...
LocalStain

On the Charles.

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Not far from the house just between Waltham and Watertown.

Andrea and I have the whole day together, an extremely rare event in the last 4 months, and have taken full advantage of it.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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me3dia

we noticed your vibe from across the garden

vintage photograph of a couple wearing matching purple and yellow floral short-sleeved shirts and very short shorts, with scrunched up socks and brown leather shoes. They are standing in front of a lavender and green house, with a flower garden behind them and a small rose bush to their right. They're smiling at the camera, and the woman seems more pleased than the man.
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vintage photograph of a couple wearing matching purple and yellow floral short-sleeved shirts and very short shorts, with scrunched up socks and brown leather shoes. They are standing in front of a lavender and green house, with a flower garden behind them and a small rose bush to their right. They're smiling at the camera, and the woman seems more pleased than the man.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/groovela...
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crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
I liked it, but I don't like it.
jive_t pro Yesterday
🎶who wears short shorts? 🎶
drurystephanie Yesterday
but you playin
m3moellering Yesterday
@jive_t ++
0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
When your SO sews, you can't say a thing about anything.
urlnotfound pro 22 hours ago
No. Put on the leather dress shoes and just a little bit too long socks. We're making this real weird for your dad and his obsession with his new camera.
idogcow 18 hours ago
Over the garden wall with you
heyitsal pro 9 hours ago
cheesed: https://mltshp.com/p/1RVTZ
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LocalStain

Henry Rollins on Meeting David Bowie

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urlnotfound

getting phở-cked up in San Jose

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I needed to go to San Jose for work. I just finished a12 hour day with a UAT kickoff with two separate presentations to cover time zones. Several marathon meetings on New with requirement gathering, and fixing a bunch of issues the users reported already.

I'm about to feast at Pho Bel Air.
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ang pro Yesterday
In front of pho in San Jose is a happy place to be.
m3moellering Yesterday
Decent pho is one of the dishes I miss most about not living on the West coast.
ffg pro Yesterday
@m3moellering the are “phở islands” in the oddest places sometimes, though. When I was living in Madison Heights (Michigan) there were three decent places serving it within walking distance of my apartment.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Never had pho on the west coast. We did discover that the Vietnamese restaurants in a smaller city about an hour's drive away from here are amazingly better (and cheaper!) than the ones in our own megalopolis. Which was a pleasant discovery but also kinda depressing since it means a two-hour round trip for a good meal.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@ffg YES! Posted the above before I saw your comment. When we lived in southeast MI we'd make roadtrips to MH! There was a stripmall that was almost entirely Vietnamese businesses, iirc, we'd stop for pho and snacks.
m3moellering Yesterday
@ffg I agree. There is a traditional Chinese restaurant here that I love. But all too often it is someone doing cross-cultural cooking. I’d rather have a real Cambodian or Viet Namese dinner than your take on Szechuan.
dapete Yesterday
A place recently opened in Santa Clara called Phở King. It's pretty good.
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artwells

when I socialize

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cartoon of a door labelled MONSTER being beaten down by some creature
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snarkout pro 23 hours ago
An interesting monster needs an *interesting* hairdo.
idogcow 18 hours ago
"Oh no, a giant monster!"
BooBounder 18 hours ago
My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day ... gee ... I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. The places you must go and the things you must see.
crazyunclejoe

GODDAMN IT, DONUT

A boylan’s shirley temple in a bottle
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A boylan’s shirley temple in a bottle
We had what appeared to be a tripped breaker earlier today, and now I’m a thousand dollars poorer and my house is entirely torn apart and I’m supposed to leave town for two weeks at 5:30 am and I haven’t packed AND this Shirley is not nearly dirty enough.
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urlnotfound pro 19 hours ago
Title ++
heyitsal pro 12 hours ago
Mongo is appalled.
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
Wire chewing critters?
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! THE EMPTY WALLET!

You've spent more on a repair than the house was worth. It'll take decades to rebuild your savings account!

REWARD: Isn't knowing you're not homeless yet reward enough?
david_adams 29 minutes ago
YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT UNEXPECTED HOME REPAIR COSTS, CARL!
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roonie

They keep me young

Pic of grandchildren on a slide.
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Pic of grandchildren on a slide.
I'm 70 now
These two keep me on my toes.
Embiggen for fun verging on panic.
Did I mention 70?
Mrs Roonie and I are off to Italy for 3 weeks to sort of celebrate.
Changing planes in Doha. Views of the scenic Straits of Hormuz. What could possibly go wrong?
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frothywalrus

 

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Argie pro Yesterday
Find yourself somebody who doesn't look at you like Robert F Kennedy Jnr looks at Cheryl Hines.

Clearly lizard people
semillama

Nigerian food in Columbus

A plate of delicious jollof rice, fried plantains, and riast goat
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A plate of delicious jollof rice, fried plantains, and riast goat
We live in the northeast part of Columbus, which is where a lot of immigrants set up shop. Found this place on Cleveland Ave, Pat's Delicious African Restaurant. It is real-deal Nigerian food. It felt like going to someone's Nigerian mom's house for dinner. Give it a try if you are in town!
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cwhartman pro Yesterday
I'll put that one on our list!

I'm constantly impressed by the variety of amazing food we have around Columbus, especially in that part of the city. Last year my wife came up with an "eat through the alphabet" idea where we pick a restaurant or cuisine style starting with a different letter of the alphabet every week. We found some great places, and it was no problem finding something for each letter. One of the favorites was Brazilian Grill & Bakery, also on Cleveland Ave.

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