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travis

4-minute time lapse of a Maine sky during a power outage

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1.5 second animation of a star-filled sky with stars slightly moving and a few planes and satellites zipping across
I had to convert the original MP4 that my phone generated to a GIF so it lost a bit of detail

More detail but less animated: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUDZ
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joffaboy

Did not buy...

Printed book with AI chat reply visible
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Printed book with AI chat reply visible
https://www.threads.com/share...
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poorusher 6 hours ago
I've considered adding "Do you want me to punch this up a bit?" at the bottom of my CV.
m3moellering 16 minutes ago
@poorusher Hehehehehe
scruss

Paul Carter: 1 Second Revolution, 2004

a tall man dressed in black with a dark hat and face covering stands in a cobbled street holding a wooden sign.

Written on the sign, and giving off considerable smoke, are the burning words
"you're not alone"
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a tall man dressed in black with a dark hat and face covering stands in a cobbled street holding a wooden sign.

Written on the sign, and giving off considerable smoke, are the burning words
"you're not alone"
remembering my friend Paul, who left us 20 years ago today

Paul Carter: 1 Second Revolution, 2004, courtesy of Paul Carter and Paul Gray.

source: https://edinburghartfestival.com/about...
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dphiffer pro 13 hours ago
Sorry for your loss, even one that's so far gone. It's a striking photo and now I'm curious to learn more about Paul's artwork

Randomly, my friend Naeem was in that exhibition in the source link.
m3moellering 12 hours ago
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
scruss pro 12 hours ago
@dphiffer some of Paul's work is still out there, but the online exhibits have mostly fallen away. A lot of non-theist questioning (both his adoptive parents were missionaries, and Paul spent a couple of years in Cairo with them), and some of the work is dark, but more is funny and silly. His widow also teaches art at college level, and she's been curating a lot of his work over the years.
artwells

available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs, interventions

a man composed of bottles with the caption "I'm on my way" some text and "I'll be seeing you soon" "The Embalming Chemical Man of Undertakers Supply Company"
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a man composed of bottles with the caption "I'm on my way" some text and "I'll be seeing you soon" "The Embalming Chemical Man of Undertakers Supply Company"
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snarkout pro 19 hours ago
ngl "Grips" is a pretty cool nickname
ardgedee pro 14 hours ago
@snarkout The guy from Death Grips?
snarkout pro 13 hours ago
@ardgedee If he's been hanging out with Sundries and Equipment, hell yeah.
pk pro 11 hours ago
@snarkout but don't hang out your equipment. You might get punched in the sundries.
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snowbow

 

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Dream (1935) by M.C. Escher


One of my fav pieces by Escher
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BennyTheIcepick pro 12 hours ago
A friend lives near Montreal and sent a bunch of photos of his woodcut prints on exhibit at the museum there. I was quite impressed by his body of work!
robotmachine

 

Meme from The Simpsons
<Bus driver is driving the bus>
“Don’t make me tap the sign.”

<Bus driver’s hand tapping a sign>
“The only dems who will get my vote will have to commit to holding all of these fascists accountable. It’s non-negotiable.”
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Meme from The Simpsons
<Bus driver is driving the bus>
“Don’t make me tap the sign.”

<Bus driver’s hand tapping a sign>
“The only dems who will get my vote will have to commit to holding all of these fascists accountable. It’s non-negotiable.”
source: a salty old crow 🐦‍⬛

Based on a skeet:
https://bsky.app/profile...
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robotmachine pro 21 hours ago
Kathryn says Hi!
travis

Maine sky during a power outage

a star-filled night sky with a few lines from planes flying over
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a star-filled night sky with a few lines from planes flying over
animated version: https://mltshp.com/p/1RUDY
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artwells

not the maryhootchie dope!

comic panel with a man thinking "Has somebody slipped me some loco weed?"
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comic panel with a man thinking "Has somebody slipped me some loco weed?"
19 hours ago
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gwint

Metaphors

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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owl 18 hours ago
The inventor of Hot Pockets has some WILD ideas
idogcow 13 hours ago
First Bread slicer has a few thoughts on life they'd like to share
dad 12 hours ago
And then we invented the fuck chair...
MackReed

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A photo of dozens of colorful household objects (table, lamp, boot, egg carton, grapes, toolboxes, etc.) arranged into an optical illusion so as to appear to be four separate photos.
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A photo of dozens of colorful household objects (table, lamp, boot, egg carton, grapes, toolboxes, etc.) arranged into an optical illusion so as to appear to be four separate photos.
reveal photo is at bottom here: https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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wjcstp pro Yesterday
this is very cool
travis pro Yesterday
is this loss?
mare pro Yesterday
That table top in Friend of André colours is a bit suspect.
m3moellering 21 hours ago
Those are the biggest Fig Newtons I’ve ever seen!
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snarkout

The Louis Vuitton building

Color photograph of buildings in New York on a sunny day with puffy clouds in the sky. In the background is a stone-clad skyscraper (and behind that an even taller International Style building). In the foreground is a six-story building that has been wrapped and decorated to look like a stack of five pieces of Louis Vuitton luggage.
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Color photograph of buildings in New York on a sunny day with puffy clouds in the sky. In the background is a stone-clad skyscraper (and behind that an even taller International Style building). In the foreground is a six-story building that has been wrapped and decorated to look like a stack of five pieces of Louis Vuitton luggage.
source: https://archive.ph/px9hC

Louis Vuitton's under-construction Manhattan headquarters at 57th and Fifth has had its scaffolding transformed into a stack of trunks. Photo by Trey Thomas.
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gormat 18 hours ago
Ugly at any size
snarkout pro 18 hours ago
@gormat We must RETVRN https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
gormat 18 hours ago
Now that, I like!
wjcstp pro 18 hours ago
I think their Paris store had similar scaffolding when we visited a couple of years ago.
ba pro 17 hours ago
Beebe_Gallini_blueprints.jpg
idogcow 14 hours ago
Take that, Longaberger Basket building!
m3moellering 12 hours ago
@gormat +++
mare pro 12 hours ago
Why only the scaffolding? If this was the actual building it would be great and whimsical and I’d consider shopping there.

(That is a lie, I hate LV and don’t buy things with logos or tear them off. Even off the Michael Kors sweater I found at Goodwill a while ago and which label on the outside turned out to be integrated in the knitting so I had to repair two holes. My Jean-Paul Gauthier bathing suit is a toss up. Maybe because it’s whimsical.)
cristin pro 6 hours ago
@gormat ++
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artwells

Pork Shop Boys

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Muppet Big in leather singing and dancing
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poorusher 19 hours ago
My wife says I am a mix of Link Hogthrob and Gonzo. Pretty happy with that.
MackReed pro 17 hours ago
Good souls, both. Well done, you.
scruss

Ghana: Postal workers cancelling stamps

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This is an absolute banger.

From the James Koetting field recordings collection. There's a full 7+ minute tape at the source: https://repository.library.brown.edu/studio...
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MackReed pro 11 hours ago
I would like to meet these people and share an ink pad.
Lockjaw pro 10 hours ago
As a postal worker I approve this message.
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Wonderfulness.
MackReed

down for the count

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video loop of a fuzzy yellow duckling slowly succumbing to sleep and coming to rest on the bridge of its bill
https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...
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vosechu pro 9 hours ago
It me. Good night friends.
MackReed

america

A boater-hatted gentleman prepares to fire a 9-foot-long rifle whose enormous barrel is rested on the shoulder of another boater-hatted gentleman.
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A boater-hatted gentleman prepares to fire a 9-foot-long rifle whose enormous barrel is rested on the shoulder of another boater-hatted gentleman.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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me3dia pro 19 hours ago
How to deafen a friend and burn his neck and hand, all at one time
samh pro 19 hours ago
The source for this image is a "PhotoShop Battle" Reddit. Here's a pretty funny one that someone did featuring Bugs Bunny:

https://i.imgur.com/tT40YM8...
bencmeissner pro 18 hours ago
They had to compensate somehow in the age before giant pickup trucks.
gschmd

somewhere in hong kong

A painting of a rainy street in hong kong. The city towers stretch and bend  into the gray sky as the people on the ground stand under umbrellas.
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A painting of a rainy street in hong kong. The city towers stretch and bend into the gray sky as the people on the ground stand under umbrellas.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/robpoint...
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bocaj Yesterday
Central-Mid-Levels escalator entrance.
0y3ahSansAcut3

Boxtops From Hell...

Radioactive kids toy, you used to send off for, with cereal boxtops.
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Radioactive kids toy, you used to send off for, with cereal boxtops.
What it says on the boxtop.
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
okay, wow, TIL:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-che...
tonyb pro Yesterday
"we'll fix it in post"
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
TIL it's possible for there to be a non-toxic quantity of Polonium-210.
jer pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado I think maybe what we learned is exactly how dangerous it is to not have scientists and regulations protecting us from our largest feats of idiocy.
aeon604 pro 18 hours ago
@nikkuneko this also sent me down the wikipedia / snopes rabbit hole.

So this is apparently "true", yet it contained "not enough to be harmful", yet...

... with a half-life of only 138 days that makes me wonder if it "isn't harmful" because by the time a child mailed away box tops and got the toy in the mail, the tiny quantity has decayed for so long that it doesn't even really still exist as polonium anymore.

At which point... would the "flashing" effect even still be happening? after a few months that ring is just a chunk of lead.

which... also shouldn't be in a child's toy, but...
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neuracnu

Big ol Juicy Boy

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ang pro 16 hours ago
Fun!
vosechu pro 9 hours ago
Love love love frugit.
ffg

Nice cock

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source: every time I decide to delete Nextdoor something like this pulls me back
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
We had a neighbor keeping chickens and a rooster for a while. The chickens would respect the low wire fence they'd put around the pen but the rooster wouldn't, and he would usually cross the woods and end up in our yard. I had to herd him back to their property a couple times.
csilverman

a slight exaggeration

A funny-face disguise: a nose the approximate shape and color of a carrot; thick, black-rimmed glasses; and bushy eyebrows and a mustache. Fixed to the disguise is a glowing white plastic halo on a stick. The disguise is placed on a gray background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A funny-face disguise: a nose the approximate shape and color of a carrot; thick, black-rimmed glasses; and bushy eyebrows and a mustache. Fixed to the disguise is a glowing white plastic halo on a stick. The disguise is placed on a gray background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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gwint

Ducklife

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
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1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
The Sopranos ending we actually wanted.
snarkout

Spiral Jetty

Overhead shot of hundreds of reindeer on a snowy landscape, walking in circles or a spiral, with the densest concentration of reindeer at the right of the picture and a visible "eye" at the center.
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Overhead shot of hundreds of reindeer on a snowy landscape, walking in circles or a spiral, with the densest concentration of reindeer at the right of the picture and a visible "eye" at the center.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...


Aerial photography prize winners at the link.

"Arctic Pulse Sámi Reindeer Migration. From above, a migration becomes a living heartbeat with more than 2,000 reindeer flowing northward across Finnmark, Norway. Guided by Sámi herders and ancient instinct, this seasonal movement reflects a rhythm older than borders, where survival and culture move as one."
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jive_t pro Yesterday
“Caught in a Mosh” - Anthrax (1986)
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
This gift link has expired. I went looking, these are findable.
Lockjaw

Just Say No

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https://vacuumcleanerdefenseleague.com/ so you don't have to type all that in.
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artwells

Because it is?

pictures of labelled drugs with the caption "Why do you think they call it dope?"
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pictures of labelled drugs with the caption "Why do you think they call it dope?"
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Lockjaw pro 19 hours ago
Because it's dope as fuck. Duh.
dad 15 hours ago
OMG strawberry papers
tonyb pro 11 hours ago
BASS HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
drurystephanie

Jon's in town

Two middle-aged people sitting on a sofa in a hotel lobby
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Two middle-aged people sitting on a sofa in a hotel lobby
Semi-annual obligatory Wurster photo
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
aka "the guy from Superchunk who ended up with a career in music that did not involve running a record company" :)

I visited the used bookstore he worked at a few times (it's gone now) but I honestly couldn't tell you whether I'd met him there because I'm more or less celebrity-blind (Mac McCaughan took my ticket at the gate for a Mergefest and I didn't know it until my wife told me later -- and that guy's like 6'5" or something). Any gossip I've heard about Wurster though always makes him sound like a pretty great guy.
thelonius 2 days ago
@ardgedee which store? Chapel Hill became so impovershed as a place to walk around and shop in my years there, in 1994, when I came, there was a lot more than T-shirt stores and beer/burger/wings places.
snarkout pro Yesterday
Did he Rock, Rot, or Rule?
foist pro Yesterday
I think he'd be the ultimate argument settler for sure.
drurystephanie Yesterday
@foist he's a Libra rising, he avoids conflict like the plague haha
drurystephanie Yesterday
@snarkout ruled like GG Allin
drurystephanie Yesterday
@ardgedee Very random but he once he told me about a Marian apparition book he found at that used bookstore and that book is now one of my favorites. Also it might have been Jim Wilbur taking your ticket because Mac is close to 5'7" - very nice, all of them. P.S. Mac's daughter Oona is a reality icon on some Barstool Sports spring break show, much to her parents' chagrin.
snarkout pro Yesterday
@drurystephanie I am glad he didn't Rot like David Bowie!
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@drurystephanie Well, that's how celeb-blind I am. 😅 Although to be fair it was my wife who said it was Mac.

@thelonius Nice Price Books on Broad St. in Durham. The building's a Papa John's now. And yeah I know what you mean -- a dozen years ago we'd head to CH pretty regularly and now we might go a couple times a year. Even Carrboro has better restaurants.
pk pro Yesterday
@drurystephanie after I read this I was doubting my own memories, because I thought Mac was of average height. Thanks for keeping us all sane.
drurystephanie Yesterday
@ardgedee @pk @snarkout ☺️
rob 17 hours ago
@ardgedee mac blends in with the normies. I dont think hes 6'5 though.
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artwells

user feedback

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Scene in which John Belushi smashes up a guitar
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artwells

"Well, you better let him out then, dog! AHAHHAHAHAAH"

Vintage picture of enthusiastic young women in a bunch bed.  One holds a phone. Text and a caption "Reach out and touch someone"
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Vintage picture of enthusiastic young women in a bunch bed. One holds a phone. Text and a caption "Reach out and touch someone"
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bocaj 17 hours ago
There has to be a Poltergeist remix of this ad.
spingo pro 10 hours ago
ha!
jpoulos

Take a Cutting, Leaf a Cutting

A "propagation station". Like a little book library, but for plant cuttings. A dozen or so little vases on a shelf with plant cuttings.
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A "propagation station". Like a little book library, but for plant cuttings. A dozen or so little vases on a shelf with plant cuttings.
Found in a downtown near me.

More info: https://littlecuriositiesma.wordpress.com/
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billturner pro Yesterday
The misspelling of propagation is a bummer for a neat idea.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@billturner
“Is it PO or PA in propagation?”
“I dunno, better use both”
bezt pro 22 hours ago
This is excellent, and I am _enchanted_ that propagation is spelled two different ways.
billturner pro 19 hours ago
@wjcstp I didn't even notice that! I was baffled at the extra "pa" in proPAPAgation in the biggest version
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MackReed

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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idogcow Yesterday
Would it help to apply it directly to the forehead?
Argie

Ma'a Nonu's Haka AGAINST The All Blacks

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For context, Ma'a is one of the all-time great players for the NZ All Blacks. Two time world cup winner for NZ, retired from international rugby after his World Cup triumph in 2015. Now, at 44, he's still playing franchise rugby and suited up against his old team for his current club side in South Africa.

Not only did he return the Haka, but he returned "Kapa O Pango" which was composed especially for the All Black team. This is a pretty unique situation, and a brilliant moment in Ma'a's extraordinary career

Plus, Hakas are awesome
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