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Hidden creek.

A small creeks runs between rocks and mountain laurel. There are many fallen leaves and small patch of clear sky. It is winter, and shadows are long.
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A small creeks runs between rocks and mountain laurel. There are many fallen leaves and small patch of clear sky. It is winter, and shadows are long.
Took a hike today to a shared secret spot. Scattered some ashes and remembered. If you can't be nostalgic on Christmas, then when else?

RIP, String. Thanks for all the miles.
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jpoulos

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Me in a T-shirt with a drawing of Stevie Nicks, labeled Saint Nicks. A Christmas tree in the background.
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Me in a T-shirt with a drawing of Stevie Nicks, labeled Saint Nicks. A Christmas tree in the background.
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
Merry Christmas!
snarkout

Ho ho ho

A newspaper illustration of a woman hanging a Christmas garland and ornaments, with the heading "Be gay this Christmas".
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A newspaper illustration of a woman hanging a Christmas garland and ornaments, with the heading "Be gay this Christmas".
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"Christmas advice for ladies courtesy of the Dundee Courier (1930-1934)"
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drurystephanie 7 hours ago
I need conversion therapy for my opposite-sex attraction
samh pro 5 hours ago
We are all homosapiens
dreyfusslugado 5 hours ago
The holiday version of "You should smile more!"
heyitsal

I blew it for xmas

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Ages ago, I used to blow glass and made a bunch of these ornaments for my friends and a set for myself. Finally, the kids are old enough and we are without jumpy pets, so I can finally put them up on our tree!
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m3moellering 2 hours ago
Gorgeous!
vosechu pro an hour ago
So cool!
jessamyn

how we used to get extra fingers in our art

a child's drawing of a santa and reindeer flying over a mountain where people are skiing. Everyone is a smiling stick figure and they all have those hands which is just lines projecting out in all directions.
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a child's drawing of a santa and reindeer flying over a mountain where people are skiing. Everyone is a smiling stick figure and they all have those hands which is just lines projecting out in all directions.
I mostly do Solstice and Hanukkah lately but I've been enjoying our local newspaper's Kid Holiday Art. There's a special section in the newspaper where local businesses (Mass Mutual Aid is one, so thank you all) support a drawing. Kids get to see their stuff in the paper. Businesses get to support kids and the paper. It's win/win/win. See for yourself, there's some fun stuff in there.

https://www.ourherald.com/articles...

Some more detail and greatest hits at these Bluesky posts of mine.

https://bsky.app/profile...
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scruss pro 6 hours ago
I love these. Very like Onfim
roonie pro 4 hours ago
Who names their child Navillus?
scruss pro 4 hours ago
@roonie the Mirror-Sullivans?
jessamyn pro 3 hours ago
@scruss TIL thank you!
roonie pro 3 hours ago
Navillus Mirror-Sullivan?
Nah. I was thinking Navillus Gavillus.
Navillus Piabullus.
Navillus Boutros-Navillus.
scruss pro 56 minutes ago
@roonie Navillus is about as mysterious as the outlaw Graham clan who were banished from the Scottish Borders in the 17th Century and disappeared. Curiously, the Mahargs appeared shortly afterwards and claimed to know nothing of the Grahams, some of whom they resembled ...
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heyitsal

Merry Mltshpmas from Austin TX

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jpoulos pro 7 hours ago
Pretty!
KMAlexander

Gift Bringers

A map with labels on regions showing which traditional character brings gifts on Christmas.
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A map with labels on regions showing which traditional character brings gifts on Christmas.
Source: https://jakubmarian.com/christma...
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roonie pro 4 hours ago
One or two "inappropriates" here.
Witch, goat, feeler-toucher, wot?
Lockjaw

Feliz Navidad Dance! 🎄

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Merry Christmas MLTSHP Fam! This clip popped up on my Insta feed. I'm a fan of Magic Eye, so naturally I did the trick with this and, well, mind blown.

With all sincerity, I love you all. MLTSHP has helped me through some tough times this year. The holiday season is a rough time for me. It's my 31st December with the post office, and like Jason Isabel says, it gets easier but it never gets easy. This one has been particularly rough. My dad is 88 years old. With the exception of a few years he spent fresh out of college in the big city, he's lived in small towns all his life. He had a big five bedroom home on five acres in a town of maybe 300. It has been too much for him to take care of for a few years, so he finally sold his home and moved to Utah County in a much smaller townhome so my sisters could be closer to him and help him out. When I saw him at Thanksgiving, I could see how hard this necessary choice has hit him. He looked like - I don't know. He's always been this guy who's always going, always has some home improvement project going, had a huge shop where he could turn a pile of lumber into magic. It was devastating to me to see him like this, and it really tore at me for some reason. Pile that on with all the other holiday madness postal workers deal with, and you get one Lockjaw who almost had a nervous breakdown. Like my SO and I came close to parting ways.
When I felt at my lowest, MLTSHP was there with its quirky sideways trees, killer music, and all the rest of the insanity to pull me out of the funk. So thank you my friends. Thank you for being here.
Now you'll have to excuse me. It seems the pollen count is unusually high for this time of the year.

Have a very merry Christmas!
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Sailormom pro 12 hours ago
Merry Christmas. I'm glad you're here.
jpoulos pro 12 hours ago
Merry Christmas! We love you too!
LocalStain pro 11 hours ago
Merry Christmas brother.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
Merry Christmas and a better new year to come
samh pro 10 hours ago
Your name (and so many others) I get to see and share with everyday brings me heaps if joy, Lockjaw. So thanks for saying thank you. We gave our postman our customary twenty dollar bill yesterday for Christmas and as is customary he told us he'd be using it to keep himself stocked with Keystone Lite. I hope you've got a few folks you deliver to that brighten your day. Here's to your 32nd year ahead.
m3moellering 10 hours ago
Merry Christmas 🎄! Lifting others and loving others is an act kindness that, I swear, is embedded in the code.
jessamyn pro 6 hours ago
Awww hey friend, I know you've had a lot going on. I'm glad this place had been an excellent place for you and I'm happy you're here.
urlnotfound pro 3 hours ago
Thank you for being here and thank you for sharing. ♥️
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Much love to you , my brother.
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LocalStain

 

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otaman

Merry Mltshppy Christmas

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Ludwig is worn out from too many guests.
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scruss pro 8 hours ago
Ludwig is floofy and put-upon
LocalStain

that's nice.

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#BUK
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jpoulos

Christmas Wishes

Yukon Cornelius. It reads "maybe it will happen today"
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Yukon Cornelius. It reads "maybe it will happen today"
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Lockjaw

The Best MLTSHP Poker Hand EVER!

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A Pair of Catmas Trees
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otaman pro 8 hours ago
Ha! A true pair - it is Ludwig's first Christmas too, having just turned one a month ago.
bubbalumpkis pro 6 hours ago
<3 !! @otaman : Eddie looks a little bit like Ludwig after a haircut!
nikkuneko

annual holiday / end of year status update

black and white self-portrait: mostly-caucasian male-presenting dingus, leaning over to capture himself in a rectangular mirror set deep in a cabinet. most of the image is steeped in shadows, but his face and hands are lightened by sunlight, and the sleeve of his hoodie is checkered with patterns from a half-drawn curtain
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black and white self-portrait: mostly-caucasian male-presenting dingus, leaning over to capture himself in a rectangular mirror set deep in a cabinet. most of the image is steeped in shadows, but his face and hands are lightened by sunlight, and the sleeve of his hoodie is checkered with patterns from a half-drawn curtain
continuing the “take a tired assed selfie” trend once again. this time it was in the mirrored backboard of an antique bureau/cabinet in the spare bedroom where i’ve been sleeping this visit.

my dad had a procedure done earlier in the week. he has made significant progress since he had a stroke earlier in the year, being able to walk a bit and do some things, but his doctors suggested a line of therapy using implanted magnets to stimulate nerves and muscles in his still-paralyzed left arm.

they had to travel down to my town to get the procedure done, and my mom and i spent a long day in the waiting room, followed by a long drive back to their home.

as with every year, trying to clean up my mother’s hoarding, my dad’s “nest” junk, trying to do things for them while i’m here. i’m always trying to offer my help regularly to keep them above water but it’s so hard to negotiate the stubbornness.

anyway, boy oh boy, happy holidays.
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joost Yesterday
Good photo! With the dark foreground and well lit center.
Taking care of aging parents even in the best case is a labour of love. Both love. And labour.
jpoulos pro Yesterday
Much love to you and yours, my friend.
m3moellering Yesterday
Be well, friend.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Sending you warmth and strength, sir.
idogcow 22 hours ago
may the spirit of the season bring you what you need and what you desire
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
Great photo! Wishing you some peace and a chance to recharge, hope your dad continues to improve.
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snowbow

 

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B6FA798A3449 pro 20 hours ago
A couple years back, put a crockery cylinder on the counter where The Long Things go. The masher and the lemon squeezer are still troublemakers in the drawer.
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
@B6FA798A3449 The best thing to do.

We have 4-ish... one for truly awkward instruments like ladles, scoops, serving forks, etc., one for spatulas of various kinds and shapes, one for whisks, and a tall coffee mug for holding chopsticks. And two knife blocks.
https://mltshp.com/p/1IAU6

It's kind of ridiculous, but that's what happens when (a) I like silicone spatulas and (b) we cook a variety of European and East Asian cuisines and after a while decide it's less frustrating to, for example, get a set of wok tools rather than make do with the pancake turner.
roonie pro 3 hours ago
Ladies scoops (chortle)

oh wait
infini

Merry Christmas, Y'all

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My doctoral thesis is due for submission on 9th January 2026. Potato and I are learning to work together under time pressure as he proofs each chapter and then works with me to fill in the remaining blanks. We agreed to celebrate shit only after a draft of the whole manuscript is ready for my supervisor's review on the 30th, this month.

I will return.
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ba pro Yesterday
You've got this.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Go, Niti, go! 👊💋
idogcow 22 hours ago
🎓~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
samh pro 20 hours ago
Send it!
wjcstp pro 20 hours ago
Keep it up!
infini pro 16 hours ago
<3<3<3
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
Yay Niti! That is so awesome! Congratulations!
vosechu pro an hour ago
Potato?
jessamyn pro an hour ago
GOOD FOR YOU RAH RAH.
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O_C

light trails

"A photo of light trails from the window of a car while we drove around the Parkerburg, West Virginia City Park light display. I think this is a kid fishing, but there are several lights out & admittedly it sort of looks like the kid is peeing into the fishes mouth."
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"A photo of light trails from the window of a car while we drove around the Parkerburg, West Virginia City Park light display. I think this is a kid fishing, but there are several lights out & admittedly it sort of looks like the kid is peeing into the fishes mouth."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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nikkuneko

nostalgia is as beautiful as a bruise

color photograph: a dismally sad grey drive through on the side of a vinyl-clad building, albeit with a vibrantly blue paint on its foundation and window shutters. to the left, a lettered marquee reads “drive thru open til 2am 7 nights a week”; next to that is a sagging red banner proclaiming “VIDEO GAMING - get your game on”. at the center, a narrow drive-up service window, over which a faded painted sign hangs, reading “small ICE cocktail cubes at the drive up”. to the right is another window, surrounded  by bright blue shuttere.
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color photograph: a dismally sad grey drive through on the side of a vinyl-clad building, albeit with a vibrantly blue paint on its foundation and window shutters. to the left, a lettered marquee reads “drive thru open til 2am 7 nights a week”; next to that is a sagging red banner proclaiming “VIDEO GAMING - get your game on”. at the center, a narrow drive-up service window, over which a faded painted sign hangs, reading “small ICE cocktail cubes at the drive up”. to the right is another window, surrounded by bright blue shuttere.
little ongoing project where i photograph something every time i visit my dismal hometown. (my parents are so so sedentary that i go batshit crazy just sitting on the couch in silence with them, so i take a walk or two a day around town.)

this installment: a “drive thru” liquor store (AND storage service?) down the way from my parents’ house. yes, the blue is THAT blue.

fujifilm x100f | velvia | ISO 1600
color corrected in pixelmator for iPad
on my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...

some other entries in the project in this album:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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KMAlexander pro Yesterday
I love this project!
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
The ice sign is beautiful hand-lettering.
homerj Yesterday
Video Gaming is fun.
ufez pro Yesterday
"(my parents are so so sedentary that i go batshit crazy just sitting on the couch in silence with them, so i take a walk or two a day around town.)"

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
octaneTom pro 21 hours ago
Did you get your game on?
ian_crowther pro 5 hours ago
An ice cube drive through window is very fun
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gwint

Merry merry to one and all

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ba pro Yesterday
see also: https://mltshp.com/p/1RGYZ
dapete 17 hours ago
Dr. Santantan?
joshmillard

Knitted 3-iteration Hilbert curve

A picture of a knitted item in two colors of yarn, red foreground on a light cream background, depicting a Hilbert curve fractal
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A picture of a knitted item in two colors of yarn, red foreground on a light cream background, depicting a Hilbert curve fractal
Knitting adventures continue. This isn't super ambitious technically, other than two colors its all very basic stitching, but I'm very pleased with it as an art object.
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snowbow Yesterday
Very nice!
samh pro 20 hours ago
Cool!
O_C

A

An A train rolls into the Rockaway Blvd station. The tracks are wet and the sky is gray. Almost all of the light in the photograph appears to be coming from the headlights of the train and the LED train livery lights.
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An A train rolls into the Rockaway Blvd station. The tracks are wet and the sky is gray. Almost all of the light in the photograph appears to be coming from the headlights of the train and the LED train livery lights.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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jpoulos pro 8 hours ago
Take it
katiefox pro 4 hours ago
@jpoulos ++
1f2frfbf

A very powersports Christmas...

A santa (in full suit) with a bad attitude rides a motorcycle. A single finger of ill-intent is extended to the viewer.
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A santa (in full suit) with a bad attitude rides a motorcycle. A single finger of ill-intent is extended to the viewer.
The weather here in Georgia is bright and sunny, the wind warm, and pleasant, the children are out on their powersports gifts: bikes, and carts, and scoots and things that bark and whirr. They laugh and zoom to and fro. I am here for it. A beautiful day is always a gift. I may awaken one of my ancient rumbling toys and join them... because to the young, even when you have no where to be, speed is holy, and I like feeling young now and then...
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MackReed

obligatory

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Just happened to be visiting family in Maryland and came into town to sightsee for the day, and couldn’t let the holiday pass without taking care of business.

And no, I don’t think he’s home right now.

Merry Christmas, my friends. Keep fighting.
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samh pro 20 hours ago
I'm sure there's someone who aligns with you that's visiting Florida doing the same thing as you at his primary residence. God bless.
joffaboy

Hungry

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Mummy wrench feeding baby spanners
https://www.tumblr.com/iplaycom...
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scruss pro 8 hours ago
"Now, watch ... there ... did you see the way they grabbed it?"
(from Ivor Cutler's wonderful and only slightly queasy "Egg Meat")
katiefox

Merry Mltshpmas

pink-forward Christmas tree with candles in foreground
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pink-forward Christmas tree with candles in foreground
Lots of candles still around following the SF blackout. Glad Yule Tidings!
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samh

Sunset Cook Book of Breads

A scan of a bread making cookbook
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A scan of a bread making cookbook
Sunset Cook Book of Breads
1974
p29
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samh pro 10 hours ago
Spotted by @sjixxxy
ba pro 10 hours ago
https://gist.github.com/snipe...
samh pro 10 hours ago
@ba sharin' the important data. God bless ye merry gentleman.
Xedrik 9 hours ago
This cookbook is definitely the GOAT
frothywalrus 8 hours ago
do you goatse what I see?
samh pro 5 hours ago
@frothywalrus

A star, a [brown]star/
Shining in the night/
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csilverman

we pack and deliver like UPS trucks

A person wearing dark green pants, a red jacket with white trimming, and a red stocking cap with a white fringe pushes a large red package up a ramp. The package the size of a mini-fridge, and is tied with a white bow. The ramp it is being pushed up leads into a large red vehicle that looks like the sleigh version of a freight truck. White light glows from the interior of the sleigh. In place of wheels, it has heavy iron runners. The side has a gold border; the word “North”, probably part of “North Pole”, is written in large gold letters. The sleigh has a small orange light on what would be its bumper, and a larger glowing orange light in the top right. A light snow is falling. The background is gray. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
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A person wearing dark green pants, a red jacket with white trimming, and a red stocking cap with a white fringe pushes a large red package up a ramp. The package the size of a mini-fridge, and is tied with a white bow. The ramp it is being pushed up leads into a large red vehicle that looks like the sleigh version of a freight truck. White light glows from the interior of the sleigh. In place of wheels, it has heavy iron runners. The side has a gold border; the word “North”, probably part of “North Pole”, is written in large gold letters. The sleigh has a small orange light on what would be its bumper, and a larger glowing orange light in the top right. A light snow is falling. The background is gray. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.
#notesArt
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Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
Here's a Christmas joke I made up.

How does Santa get all those toys on his sleigh? With a bag of Ho-Ho-Holding!
ba pro 10 hours ago
@Lockjaw GOLD!
3rdparty

APOD: 2020 February 24 - Moon Corona, Halo, and Arcs over Manitoba

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// Explanation: Yes, but could you get to work on time if the Moon looked like this? As the photographer was preparing to drive to work, refraction, reflection, and even diffraction of moonlight from millions of falling ice crystals turned the familiar icon of our Moon into a menagerie of other-worldly halos and arcs. The featured scene was captured with three combined exposures two weeks ago on a cold winter morning in Manitoba, Canada. The colorful rings are a corona caused by quantum diffraction by small drops of water or ice near the direction of the Moon. Outside of that, a 22-degree halo was created by moonlight refracting through six-sided cylindrical ice crystals. To the sides are moon dogs, caused by light refracting through thin, flat, six-sided ice platelets as they flittered toward the ground. Visible at the top and bottom of the 22-degree halo are upper and lower tangent arcs, created by moonlight refracting through nearly horizontal hexagonal ice cylinders. A few minutes later, from a field just off the road to work, the halo and arcs had disappeared, the sky had returned to normal -- with the exception of a single faint moon dog. //
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shfitz

Marxmas

Marx bust and text that says he’s the reason for the seizin
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Marx bust and text that says he’s the reason for the seizin
Seen on blue sky.

Happy holidays friends
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Peace

Line drawing of fir trees.
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Line drawing of fir trees.
Peace for all of us. Christmas dinner was cozy and delicious. The day was blue sky and the central valley rimmed with clouds. Hooray!
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