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jpoulos

And I Am

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foist pro 4 hours ago
Love it in two places!
samh

High Country

A bicycle on a dirt road with a snowy mountain peak in the distance.
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A bicycle on a dirt road with a snowy mountain peak in the distance.
The high country is starting to allow passage. Middle section of my ride had a fair amount of snow and mud on it but well worth it for some quality time in the wild.
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williwaw pro 11 hours ago
man, that looks worrisomely dry (for this time of year)
samh pro 9 hours ago
I should absolutely not have been able to ride this section of road until mid-May at the earliest, @williwaw.
williwaw pro 8 hours ago
Annnnnd as you probably know you've got a super el nino warm pattern incoming - one of my weather colleagues told me this could be the strongest el nino on record, they're seriously freaking out about it.

Holy shit this summer is going to be bad for fire - especially with the essential dismantling of the USFS on top of the shit fuckery at FEMA. . . . I think we're going to see another Paradise/Lahaina/Marshall Fire situation somewhere. :( Keep your head on a swivel, my friend.
samh pro 6 hours ago
On Friday afternoon there was a huge plume of smoke rising up from the Madison Valley, @williwaw. It's already here : (
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cristin

keep seattle weird

A sign, in Letter-sized paper, pinned in a cork board. The board is labeled at the bottom "City of Shoreline". At the top, in large print, the sign reads, in all caps "Is your 3D printer haunted?" then assorted pictures of 3D printers where the printing went massively wrong. The pictures show weird tangled artifacts where the filament has gone in all directions, forming blobs and just very weird, maybe of dreadful shapes.  
In small font, next to the pictures, there is a paragraph of text reading: " Bring Your 3d printer or any haunted prints. Feel free to bring snacks. I will bring crystals to trap up to 8 spirits."
Then, in medium size, all caps font: "Join the seance to banish the spirits causing your 3D printer to misbehave. 1pm april 25th 2026 Carkeek Park Fire Pit, Seattle" 

Then a picture of a funny guy with a quote suggesting a review "I have done this before and it works". 

One of the pictures has a caption, in yet a different color and size font, "If you have any energy imbalances, be careful of excised spirits taking over your body, please protect yourself". 

Then "Email for questions: zeitlicht@gmail.com".
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A sign, in Letter-sized paper, pinned in a cork board. The board is labeled at the bottom "City of Shoreline". At the top, in large print, the sign reads, in all caps "Is your 3D printer haunted?" then assorted pictures of 3D printers where the printing went massively wrong. The pictures show weird tangled artifacts where the filament has gone in all directions, forming blobs and just very weird, maybe of dreadful shapes.
In small font, next to the pictures, there is a paragraph of text reading: " Bring Your 3d printer or any haunted prints. Feel free to bring snacks. I will bring crystals to trap up to 8 spirits."
Then, in medium size, all caps font: "Join the seance to banish the spirits causing your 3D printer to misbehave. 1pm april 25th 2026 Carkeek Park Fire Pit, Seattle"

Then a picture of a funny guy with a quote suggesting a review "I have done this before and it works".

One of the pictures has a caption, in yet a different color and size font, "If you have any energy imbalances, be careful of excised spirits taking over your body, please protect yourself".

Then "Email for questions: zeitlicht@gmail.com".
source: https://social.coop/@marsipo...
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artwells pro 5 hours ago
So many times, I did things far more futile than this.

I would have traveled states for this when I had my Velleman monster
nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
spoiler: the crystals were also 3d printed
[ominous droning increases]
artwells

cheese slicer

bannister with a wire pulled across it by figurines
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bannister with a wire pulled across it by figurines
12 hours ago
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homerj 11 hours ago
This is great.
wjcstp

welcome home, nerds

Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean
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Metallic space capsule with 5 large red balloons on top, floating in the ocean
Successful splashdown for Artemis II
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Argie pro Yesterday
Okay I've got my chimp suit on, everyone else?
roue Yesterday
uh oh, space hemorrhoids.
scruss pro 18 hours ago
@roue arse grapes .... FROM SPAAAAACE!
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
So much risk, so much time and money, wasted on that pick up yesterday. If they were going to haul the capsule up onto the ship, why didn't they just haul it up, with the astronauts in it? I really do not want any snarky answers to this question. Just so many more elements of risk introduced in their wonky business. Then all those people out on the ocean at sunset, had yo strip the enormously expensive stabilizing ring, and porch, to clear the capsule and pick it up.
ckoerner 6 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 I had the same question. Apparently it’s to keep people and the capsule safe. It’s 10 tones in the middle of the wavy ocean. NASA wants to evaluate how well it performed (like the heat shield) in space and if they scrape/bonk it while trying to load it they have to ask, “Did that happen while we were trying to load it onto the ship or when it was out by the moon?” The ship that picked it up has a bay they can flood and then pump the water out of. Neat stuff. Here’s a video of Artemis I’s recovery https://youtu.be/_4FbuN-Q...
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artwells

sup

Me in sunglasses
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Me in sunglasses
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Clearly you are doing everything right. 🫡
m3moellering Yesterday
Aqui no mas.
dad Yesterday
Always gets the replay, never seen him fall
spingo pro Yesterday
😍
MackReed pro Yesterday
DAING.
cristin pro Yesterday
nice glasses. wherelight?
artwells pro Yesterday
@cristin free box. I was going to take of the limbs and bridge, and.make them into clip.ons,.but I don't think.they are worth it. I'm just going to let the family have them for fun
m3moellering 18 hours ago
Beeteedubs, Elton would be proud.
Lockjaw pro 15 hours ago
@m3moellering Came here to say that! +++
crazyunclejoe pro 8 hours ago
@dad ++
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artwells

squad goals

vintage ad with illustration of fruits and vegetables with human faces on them that don't seem particularly happy, captioned "WE GREW FROM O.K. SEEDS"
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vintage ad with illustration of fruits and vegetables with human faces on them that don't seem particularly happy, captioned "WE GREW FROM O.K. SEEDS"
12 hours ago
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poorusher 11 hours ago
I'm getting an acid flashback from this
ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
In what universe were seeds like this OK?
dapete an hour ago
"We grew from seeds that look to the left for some reason"
ba

Ramona over Beezus

A chonk cat and a regular-sized cat curled up next to each other on a blanket on a couch.
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A chonk cat and a regular-sized cat curled up next to each other on a blanket on a couch.
Two years ago Beezus was gigantic and Ramona was not. Now the tables have turned.
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artwells

project post-mortem

comic of two men in a lab sucking on baby bottles with the caption "one of the solutions may be a return to infancy"
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comic of two men in a lab sucking on baby bottles with the caption "one of the solutions may be a return to infancy"
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minimumsafedistance 10 hours ago
"Tubular Bells"
"native american shout-singing"
...PURE MOODS......
1f2frfbf pro 7 hours ago
@minimumsafedistance "I got that reference!"
robritz

HRMFMFPHHGRFLFRMPH?

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Translation: Can we get ice cream later?

My daughter working on blowing up a floaty.
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Xedrik 17 hours ago
This would have been so perfect if only one leg was sticking out :D
minimumsafedistance 16 hours ago
this is also how i beach.
robritz 15 hours ago
@Xedrik aaaahhhhhhhh perfect! if we end up reshooting it we'll do that!
cristin pro 14 minutes ago
took me a bit to see the flamingo head, and I first thought "Kirby?"
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BooBounder

My Wife's Easter Eggs

My wife's Easter eggs, made with mint and celery leaves, and red onions.
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My wife's Easter eggs, made with mint and celery leaves, and red onions.
Celery and mint leaves, steeped in red onion skin broth. On weird Chinese country-shaped (Poland) plate, on contemporary imported Polish table runner.
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poorusher

Harris-Intertype Fototronic

A font disc for the Harris-Intertype Fototronic. 

Much more information at the website link
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A font disc for the Harris-Intertype Fototronic.

Much more information at the website link
source: https://tangiblemediacollection.com/artifact...

Whole website is gold!
https://tangiblemediacollection.com

Found via Jonathon Hoefler.
16 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 15 hours ago
that is a great site. definitely going back to peruse on desktop soon
scruss pro 13 hours ago
that is a find!

10¼" glass disk spinning at 3600 rpm sounds like nothing could possibly go wrong, ever.
joost 13 hours ago
Old skool best of the web.
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
@scruss My first prepress job involved fontwheel phototypesetters. Apparently one problem these occasionally had was the characters creeping out of alignment due to a combination of the wheel falling out of sync with the strobe and vibrations. Don't recall it cropping up during my time, problems usually had to do with the paper feed or the washing-machine-sized hard drive.
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n0wak

Simulacra and Simulation

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Argie pro Yesterday
Aligators all the way down
poorusher Yesterday
PHWOAR
bezt pro Yesterday
That's not a croc, _this_ is a croc.
bezt pro Yesterday
@bezt However, this is probably ML generated, and it's simulacra all the way down - the legs on the furniture in the background don't quite make sense. AI-ligator, not alligator. This does seem to have happened in 2019, though on a smaller scale. https://www.clickorlando.com/news...
samh pro Yesterday
Nothing about that patio furniture looks out of the ordinary to me. Not saying this isn't generated but it looks very much like an unkempt AirBnB would look after a big storm to me.
otaman pro Yesterday
Lars and the Real Girl
ian_crowther pro Yesterday
Ideas about the thing and the thing itself
cristin pro Yesterday
this one is 100% simulacra, the real one has a different gator, different pool https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news...
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
I hate living in a timeline where we have to debate about whether an image is real or not. Fuck you, AI.
minimumsafedistance 10 hours ago
if not wife, why wife shaped?
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otaman

every time

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heyitsal pro Yesterday
Beetlemoses is coincidentally in Austin, TX this weekend for https://staple-austin.org/ guessing he thought of this trying to leave the airport earlier.
david_adams Yesterday
I have a worse problem. I drive a right hand drive van in the USA.
LocalStain

Squirrel!

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#housepanther
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bencmeissner pro 14 hours ago
Same vibes: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNVQ
bencmeissner

Archie

A photograph with a cat sitting in a window. The bottom left of the frame shows a wooden shelf in a corner of a wall and half wall. The shelves contain, from top to bottom: a lamp in the shape of a panther, a string of christmas lights and a red toolbox, only the top visible. The walls behind the shelf are white, the half wall with a wood cap. Wooden stairs are visible to the right, above which is the window with the orange cat sitting in it.
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A photograph with a cat sitting in a window. The bottom left of the frame shows a wooden shelf in a corner of a wall and half wall. The shelves contain, from top to bottom: a lamp in the shape of a panther, a string of christmas lights and a red toolbox, only the top visible. The walls behind the shelf are white, the half wall with a wood cap. Wooden stairs are visible to the right, above which is the window with the orange cat sitting in it.
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ba pro 13 hours ago
'sup, Arch?
Argie

I'mah need a minute

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The Space Shuttle riding atop NASA's modified 747 Shuttle Carrier Aircraft, while the Concorde slices across the sky in the background, 1983.
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m3moellering 19 hours ago
That’s some 💩
joffaboy

Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran

Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
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Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
'The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611), featuring a mesmerising array of geometrical tessellations and radial designs. The patterns are meticulously planned, with each tile cut to fit into the celestial design.'

https://www.threads.com/@bilalcy...
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scruss pro Yesterday
Please tell me those fuckers haven't bombed this
shfitz pro Yesterday
I was fortunate enough to visit Iran in 2015. The architecture and mosques of Isfahan were an absolute highlight. I'll dig up some photos to share, it's a spectacular place.
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
This mosque is very high on my list of places to visit, and each year it gets less and less likely I will be able to...
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Tardigrade-esque
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scruss

Tubi Sesame St Captions

still from Sesame St with Bert holding a hula hoop

The caption says: You did it Bernice. You're dead.
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still from Sesame St with Bert holding a hula hoop

The caption says: You did it Bernice. You're dead.
allegedly real

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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scruss

Fleeing Gilead for Canada

book cover in the style of an O'Reilly guide:
Fleeing Gilead for Canada: A Reference Guide (Moving to a Friendly Nearby Country)

the main image is a simple line illustration of a woman in Handmaid's Tale-like garb.
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book cover in the style of an O'Reilly guide:
Fleeing Gilead for Canada: A Reference Guide (Moving to a Friendly Nearby Country)

the main image is a simple line illustration of a woman in Handmaid's Tale-like garb.
This is a real book, btw.

source: https://tokugawa-behr.codeberg.page/
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pk pro 5 hours ago
Bill C-3 will set you free
scruss pro 4 hours ago
@pk some of you, at any rate
otaman

hot dog flag

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https://bsky.app/profile...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
*saluting*
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Could also be interpreted as a beef & mustard sandwich flag.
cristin pro Yesterday
Montreal Smoked Meat flag
joshmillard pro 14 hours ago
we're all trying to pledge to the guy who did this
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y95

All year long

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Seventh grade, South Tahoe Intermediate School. The first year of buffet style lunches and every day I would get french fries, chocolate milk, and an ice cream sandwich.

https://bsky.app/profile...
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Blue Bell makes ice cream sandwiches that are very good.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Man it's been years since I had an ice cream sandwich. I miss how the chocolate part would stick to my teeth.
idogcow Yesterday
Used to lick the sides until it was concave so when you finally bit down, the vanilla didn't go everywhere. Man, that chocolate part never came off your fingers though, did it?
otaman pro Yesterday
Full disclosure: I have a box of 24 of these in the chest freezer in the basement.
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
In middle school I had a chocolate milkshake with lunch every single day. It was glorious
shitleopard Yesterday
REMOVE ONE COOKIE EDGE FROM TWO SANDWICHES AND MAKE 'EM A DOUBLE STUFF. ALSO THE GREEN MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP C'EST TROIS MAGNIFIQUE!
drurystephanie Yesterday
My favorite food
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
7-11 used to have an ice cream sandwich dipped in chocolate. The mint chocolate chip ones were *chef's kiss*.
Argie pro Yesterday
Here they made the choclate biscuit/cookie vanilla and it cast a dark veil of sadness across the land.

Look at this monstrosity (NSFL for connoisseurs)

https://www.peters.com.au/products...
cristin pro Yesterday
@Argie that is horrible!
Argie pro Yesterday
@cristin yep, and no explaination, just one day it was chocolate, the next day and ever since it was cardboard. I think I read somewhere that the change happened when Nestle or a company owned by Nestle bought Peters. Colour me shocked that Nestle would ever do anything so cruel /s
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n0wak

Ruined

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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
for others squinting at the URL at the bottom of the frame:
https://tinyview.com/mrlovens...
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
(and the "secret panel" is at https://tinyview.com/mrlovens... )
3rdparty

The Dirty Three

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if they are near you, don’t miss.
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LocalStain pro 18 hours ago
Nice.
3rdparty pro 16 hours ago
@LocalStain https://share.icloud.com/photos...
samh pro 13 hours ago
Nowhere near. But oh how I wish...
artwells

 

[satirical statement from george costanza] 

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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[satirical statement from george costanza]

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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scruss

from "The Big Snit"

a cartoon image of an old colour TV screen, with the badly-drawn title card of a show "Sawing for Teens"
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a cartoon image of an old colour TV screen, with the badly-drawn title card of a show "Sawing for Teens"
source: https://www.nfb.ca/film...
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cristin pro Yesterday
such a good film
dogwelder pro Yesterday
STOP SHAKING YOUR EYES
scruss pro 18 hours ago
@dogwelder C A R R O S T
LocalStain

/theydidthemath

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3 days ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
No salespeople will call.
LocalStain

👋🏼

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cristin

himbs a chomk unit

black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
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black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
2 days ago
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otaman pro 2 days ago
Classic
scruss pro 2 days ago
The second original absolute unit.the original being "Big Dave" Morgan-Hewitt
O_C

the world is yours

Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
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Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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