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Woman in a bubble bath sipping coffee from a cup and saucer
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lamnatos
Tweak the color palette a bit and it could be straight out from The Secret of Monkey Island
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But it’s home. No, really, it’s about 250m from my house.
It's rustic enough for me!♡
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This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Close up of a circuit board printed with the text “Rectum Fire”
NSFW: The fire down below
These pins are jumpered by Taco Bell.
Where there is Rectum Smoke
@artwells ++ (phoot!)
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#RIP
There were a handful of folks that I was very much looking forward to re-connecting with when I returned to MV in 2024, Ray "Rocket" Valliere(under Meryl's arm above) was among them. I had suspected I'd missed my chance and today, sadly, discovered I had.
He passed on in 2025.
If you've ever seen the Farrelly Bros "Stuck on You" then you caught a glimpse of his magic. Ray was a fixture in Edgartown. I saw him almost every day in the summer months. He made waffle cones at the ice cream shop on the harbor and spread joy with his every step.
Rest in Power Ray. You were and always will be one of the good ones.
More about Rocket- https://abcnews.com/Primetim..., (sorry for X link) https://x.com/farrelly..., (sorry for FB link) https://www.facebook.com/groups...
Everyone loved Rocket.
Goodbye friend.
There were a handful of folks that I was very much looking forward to re-connecting with when I returned to MV in 2024, Ray "Rocket" Valliere(under Meryl's arm above) was among them. I had suspected I'd missed my chance and today, sadly, discovered I had.
He passed on in 2025.
If you've ever seen the Farrelly Bros "Stuck on You" then you caught a glimpse of his magic. Ray was a fixture in Edgartown. I saw him almost every day in the summer months. He made waffle cones at the ice cream shop on the harbor and spread joy with his every step.
Rest in Power Ray. You were and always will be one of the good ones.
More about Rocket- https://abcnews.com/Primetim..., (sorry for X link) https://x.com/farrelly..., (sorry for FB link) https://www.facebook.com/groups...
Everyone loved Rocket.
Goodbye friend.
To live in hearts that love is not to die.
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A worried face in a hat and glasses with one hand peeks out from a gap in a huge wall of stacked paper. Drawn by Carol.
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700 club dude with the caption "There could be demons attached to your thrift store finds"
This gave me a random thought:
What would the 007 club be like? It'd probably have cooler gadgets than the 700 club at least.
What would the 007 club be like? It'd probably have cooler gadgets than the 700 club at least.
Capitalist religionism.
@fnerg not many members tho
True. Almost all my clothes are from goodwill. I have demons.
@mare following up, all the clothes I donate to goodwill, also demons.
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Open pasta package.among leaves
Still not ready to go back to the whole What I Saw thing, but I liked this one.
Homecoming.
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taf : https://fed.brid.gy/r...
My mother was born on 24 October 1924.
(Shit, there goes a security question. Are these still used actually?)
(Shit, there goes a security question. Are these still used actually?)
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a man films a man on a motorcycle drives a motorcycle towards a plank ramp into a truck be. the ramp pushes forward closing the tailgate into which the riders crashes
That ramp hits him in the face. Terrible. He is likely terribly injured, and just a kid.
something something thought process
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painting of three globular humanoid faces (one red, one yellow, one blue) stretching/squashing into one another in some sort of battle
It’s time to
MAKE
SOME
NOOOIIIISE
MAKE
SOME
NOOOIIIISE
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Flattened, rotting pumpkin
Even less corruption than the current one.
PResident Evil.
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A person stands on a ladder, holding a trowel and a bucket. They are shaping the clay head of a giant clay figure sitting in front of them. The head has a grim expression and is disproportionately large compared to the figure's body. It looks as though it is being worn like a helmet. Both the head and the figure are an orange-brown clay color. Next to the ladder sits a small table with another bucket of orange clay on it. The sky is bright yellow, under a blazing white sun. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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a pear on a plate on a blue linoleum tabletop
when we moved here I planted a pear tree and a plum tree and this year the pear tree finally produced some fruit, which I picked and we ate, but at the time I left this one on the tree because it was small and not quite ready but then yesterday I was out in the field near the pear tree and lo the runt pear had become the most interesting pear of all, so I brought it inside and took a portrait of it
That pear's a real peach I tell ya'.
I’ve been trying real hard for the last two days not to be that guy. And I’m still gonna hold my tongue but I know I’m not the only one thinking it.
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One could easily gauge the temperature of the burrito to know whether it had been hours or not... C'mon, people.
No, but then again, I have never been held in some alien, human zoo.
so Tuesdays?
@samh clearly you are not high enough if that sort of thing occurs to you that readily. Or alternatively, maybe you’re enough of a pro that you know the score.
@samh No-one said the burrito was warm to start with
The shameful one is the morning Jack in the Box taco... i mean... it's there, it would be a waste...
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@SHAGGY
Fuck rape culture. Fuck toxic masculinity. Fuck the patriarchy. The news continues to be so devastating and depressing and enraging
I work with victims and if this isn't the goddamn truth.
Ok we have the documents but - what was she wearing?
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Takedown video about Marcelo Perez Schneider, bassist for the Argentine metal band Presto Vivace, proving that his playing is mimed to a recorded track.
Bassist shredder generates viral videos, is outed in this video for faking his stuff.
Absolutely tempest in a teapot material unless you're one of the 20 people in the world for which being the world's fastest bassist is important. What elevates this particular bullshit is the dude's testicular fortitude. He doesn't fake his videos (most of the viral videos were shot from the audience), he fakes the on-stage performance, night after night. And then to ratchet things up a notch he even conducts bass playing clinics, collecting money for in-person demonstrations of his speed playing, miming to a track in front of experienced bassists sitting less than two meters away.
Anyway, I've spoiled it for you, you don't have to watch unless you want to see the details. Actually the details are kinda interesting even if you don't play bass. Sapko provides pretty comprehensive narration so you can just listen while you do housework or something.
(Edit 13 hr later: the shredder guy has shut down all his socials.)
Absolutely tempest in a teapot material unless you're one of the 20 people in the world for which being the world's fastest bassist is important. What elevates this particular bullshit is the dude's testicular fortitude. He doesn't fake his videos (most of the viral videos were shot from the audience), he fakes the on-stage performance, night after night. And then to ratchet things up a notch he even conducts bass playing clinics, collecting money for in-person demonstrations of his speed playing, miming to a track in front of experienced bassists sitting less than two meters away.
Anyway, I've spoiled it for you, you don't have to watch unless you want to see the details. Actually the details are kinda interesting even if you don't play bass. Sapko provides pretty comprehensive narration so you can just listen while you do housework or something.
(Edit 13 hr later: the shredder guy has shut down all his socials.)
It took me a while to appreciate Danny Sapko's schtick, but he does seem like an earnest bloke and he does bring the receipts when exposing online nonsense.
@wjcstp I'm on the fence about Sapko generally but I feel like he was about as sympathetic towards the guy as was reasonable, even took pains to search for footage of him *not* faking his playing to demonstrate that he was already an above-average player.
Somebody with an axe to grind could've been much more savage.
Somebody with an axe to grind could've been much more savage.
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Popeye's Whimpy grabbing a hamburger from a plate. the hamburger disappears as he bites it
Wimpy! He will hmgladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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Snapshot of an item in a museum. An axehead, green with age, sits behind glass, blad-down. It has a cartoonish face on it, with eyes, eyebrows, small ears, a stylized nose, and a big happy grin (including teeth). A small card with writing in Chinese is in front of it.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
"Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
"Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
Sanxingdui? They also made the cutest little piggy sculptures
"of which archeologists described as 'fearsome and fierce'."
As an archaeologist, I would have described it as "the face at the other end of the bar that you should never accept a drink from"
As an archaeologist, I would have described it as "the face at the other end of the bar that you should never accept a drink from"
oh, and saved to the archaeology shk
Wow... i would have thought it was Mayan from the face.
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Halloween costume - Billionaire Tech Wife
Gross, but also, spirit is on point.
@vosechu yeah, i feel weird dunking on someone for looking weird... but on the other hand...