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patrickneville

micheal myers in a leotard

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poorusher 15 hours ago
OMG!
joost 14 hours ago
Oh god.
That's scary :-)
samh pro 13 hours ago
Just your average Sunday I see.
poorusher 9 hours ago
I might post this all over the internet
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MackReed

how i smoke

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/wilwheat...
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roonie

Today

Pic of two dogs in the sun.
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Pic of two dogs in the sun.
Sam and Max in the sun this morning.
6 hours ago
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Argie

Pro Tip

A can of beer that has been stowed in a cavity under the front bumper of a 4WD vehicle in Karratha, Western Australia. No idea why, but could think of a few scenarios.
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A can of beer that has been stowed in a cavity under the front bumper of a 4WD vehicle in Karratha, Western Australia. No idea why, but could think of a few scenarios.
If you ever find yourself collecting a hire car for a drive out bush in the north west of Australia... always check under your front bumper to see if the beer fairies left you anything. Also hope that the beer fairies don't leave you a shit beer like this one. But it's the thought that counts right?
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samh pro 16 hours ago
Please subscribe me to your blog.
bezt pro 15 hours ago
I said 4x4, not XXXX fore.
jordanbrock pro 6 hours ago
Do better beer fairies, do better.
LocalStain

🐞

I have never killed anybody, but I have read some obituary notices ...
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I have never killed anybody, but I have read some obituary notices ...
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nikkuneko

the li’l guy propagation saga: infiltration

crop of a phone pic: several tiny transparent resin figures of ducks, chickens, and frogs sit taped to a receipt feeder and touchscreen POS at a coffee shop
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crop of a phone pic: several tiny transparent resin figures of ducks, chickens, and frogs sit taped to a receipt feeder and touchscreen POS at a coffee shop
left a few of these li’l guys on counters, shelves, and other spots at my favorite coffee shop over the last few weeks.

delighted to see they were not only found but also now prominently displayed at the checkout

previously:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RR5P
https://mltshp.com/p/1RQL9
https://mltshp.com/p/1RQD2
https://mltshp.com/p/1RQ19
https://mltshp.com/p/1RPES
13 hours ago
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MackReed

99+ problems

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/nemfrog...
8 hours ago
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crazyunclejoe

THE BALL GAG

A dill based gin cocktail with loads of mint
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A dill based gin cocktail with loads of mint
Pickle Rick’ing the night away at Hell or High Water with The Ball Gag -
Citadelle Cornichon Gin, Cantaloupe, Dill Aquavit, Falernum, Orgeat, Lemon
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dad 3 hours ago
I can see how that might come together but certainly a challenging mix.
crazyunclejoe pro 2 hours ago
I’m telling you, the bar program there is some mad scientist shit.
crazyunclejoe

THE GIRTHQUAKE

A tequila drink with pebble ice
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A tequila drink with pebble ice
At Hell or High Water - and my current cocktail is the Girthquake:
Cazadores Tequila Blanco, Chareau Avocado, Mango, Coconut Cream, Jalapeño, Lemon
7 hours ago
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bezt pro 5 hours ago
Is there a separate avocado Chareau, or is it “Chareau, Avocado”?
crazyunclejoe pro 2 hours ago
@bezt - I *think it is a house infusion, but honestly I’m not sure. They may just be guac’ing it. No arguing with the results, though!
Kevin

Missed Again

Death, as the Grim Reaper, stands in front of a crane machine which has grabbed a body while saying: “Lindsey Graham? Is Donald Trump even in this thing?”
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Death, as the Grim Reaper, stands in front of a crane machine which has grabbed a body while saying: “Lindsey Graham? Is Donald Trump even in this thing?”
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics...
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Lockjaw pro 18 hours ago
The damage this fucker caused. Pisses me off that I'm going to have to lower the flag for this asshole.
urlnotfound pro 17 hours ago
Hell got just a little worse today.
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
I’d settle for confirmation of Mitch’s decommissioning.
dad 12 hours ago
Not looking forward to the rent boy stories that will be coming out. I'm afraid we'll have to spend a week or two hearing about piss drinking. Piss memes everywhere!
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gormat

Eagle Cheeseball

A Cheeseball sculpted to resemble a bald eagle, with pecans for feathers and a yellow pepper beak.
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A Cheeseball sculpted to resemble a bald eagle, with pecans for feathers and a yellow pepper beak.
Perfect for July 4th, Philadelphia football games, or in my case, the birder in the family. Inspired by Amy Sedaris on Insta :
https://www.instagram.com/p...
6 hours ago
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waa

Eels > coffee & pizza >odd shoes

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Amsterdam Central Station today. Thanks to @Maya for the title.
13 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
“a coalition of the willing”
1f2frfbf pro 10 hours ago
This Food Pyramid I can get behind!
bezt pro 8 hours ago
Looking up the cultureel context, it’s a sticker for a Rotterdam techno label. https://www.discogs.com/label...
waa pro 7 hours ago
@bezt Paling Trax, from Rotterdam, the same city that I’m from 😄 (paling = eel, but you already guessed that)
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roonie

Cool

Photo  of a dog  in a kid's paddle pool.
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Photo of a dog in a kid's paddle pool.
This is an old photo of Sam that I have posted by default while trying to do something else. I've decided to leave it because Sam is getting on and this is nice.
Dating from 2016, puppy Sam is in the kids half-shell pool that the kids hardly used, and this is the only time I remember seeing Sam in here.
7 hours ago
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billturner

Urban sketching in Millvale, PA

Sketch of the back of some houses in Millvale, PA. Done while attending a meetup of the Urban Sketchers Pittsburgh group.
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Sketch of the back of some houses in Millvale, PA. Done while attending a meetup of the Urban Sketchers Pittsburgh group.
Earlier this year I started attending some of the weekly meetups of the Pittsburgh Urban Sketchers group. We meet every Thursday at a bar or other gathering place somewhere in the city. Everyone fans out to sketch the surroundings or patrons of the location, and then congregates at the end to share what we worked on. It's been fun sketching again, and sometimes using my watercolor paints, with a big group of like-minded folks.

This was sketched at a bar called The Grist House in Millvale, PA (a "suburb" of Pittsburgh).
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
You have something against the Polish?
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Just kidding, a great idea, nice drawing. Nice to get together with like minded people.
billturner pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 ??
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
The pole, the pole isn't in the sketch. Just being silly.
billturner pro Yesterday
@billturner Hah! Wonderful!

I was so confused there for a minute, but that's so funny! I usually do a pencil sketch before I add ink, and I put the pole in there in the preliminary draft. But after starting with my pen I decided to leave it out.
billturner pro Yesterday
Welp, that was meant to mention @0y3ahSansAcut3. :)

(we need an edit option here. heh.)
gwint pro Yesterday
This is awesome. I love every part of it.
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ba

Kicker Setlist 2016

Crumpled white paper setlist for the band Kicker's September 2016 tour, headed "You Can't Take Me Anywhere." The songs listed are: Soggy Dad, Wrong Things, Rendered Obsolete, Lager and Chips, Broke, Brown Bread, Full English, Plastic Button, Crusty Island, Shit at Kicker, and Innit. "September 2016 Tour Set" appears in the bottom right corner.
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Crumpled white paper setlist for the band Kicker's September 2016 tour, headed "You Can't Take Me Anywhere." The songs listed are: Soggy Dad, Wrong Things, Rendered Obsolete, Lager and Chips, Broke, Brown Bread, Full English, Plastic Button, Crusty Island, Shit at Kicker, and Innit. "September 2016 Tour Set" appears in the bottom right corner.
source: https://archive.org/details...
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ba pro 7 hours ago
I'm supposed to be preparing for a training session I'm leading tomorrow, so instead I'm browsing for photos of setlists by bands I've never heard of on archive.org, and fantasizing about doing some free jazz shows using such setlists as the only prompts.
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
@ba Pere Ubu would have one track on most of their albums with titles shared by well-known song: "Drinking Wine Spodyody", "Sentimental Journey", "Woolie Bullie", etc.

Dunno why... maybe a way to get into more people's ears (eg, somebody making the wrong choice on a juke box) or maybe they were writing prompts, or just David Thomas taking the piss.
jessamyn pro 5 hours ago
I was so trying to figure out what this meme was until I read your comment.
dad 3 hours ago
I love that and thanks for tipping me off to setlists on archive.
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gwint

Tree stump dodecahedron

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At 1:30pm on April 4th 2010 near the intersection of Alcatraz and Hertzog in Oakland California, Dan Sternof Beyer carved a dodecahedron into a stump with a hand saw http://thehinge.net/2010...
(link includes instructions, if you are so inclined)
Yesterday
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
(very loud voice) "A new blade touches the beacon!"
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I love the business of nerds.
Xedrik 17 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado +++
scruss

We Are Vocoders by Dmitry_Milk at DiHalt2026 summer

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CW: flickering video

... but unbelievable chiptune version of Kraftwerk's Robots on a ZX Spectrum.

The ZX Spectrum didn't have a sound chip or any kind of graphics chip. It used the Z80 to update the screen, and any sound was via a simple beeper. Many years ago, it was discovered that the beeper could be toggled above audible frequencies to generate complex tones and multiple 'channels'.

This entire demo is only 12468 bytes long.

#chiptune #demoscene
13 hours ago
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Robotron_smith 8 hours ago
This is amazing. Like I’m literally amazed.
joshmillard pro 7 hours ago
lord almighty
ftrain pro 3 hours ago
JAW DROPPING
damien

Leica

Leica
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Leica
To follow on from the other post (https://mltshp.com/p/1RR6J) I have got another camera and this time it's the Leica D-Lux 8

I can't wait to use it!
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ckoerner Yesterday
Nice!
m3moellering

Off grid for a while.

Lake Eaton, Adirondacks, New York, USA
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Lake Eaton, Adirondacks, New York, USA
2 days ago
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ufez pro 2 days ago
Hell yeah. Enjoy!
kokogiak 2 days ago
Ahhhh... I can hear the quiet
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Criss cross water! Lovely!
0y3ahSansAcut3

...It's How You Play The Game...

Philippines’ Alexandra Eala returns a very low volley, to Poland’s Iga Swiatek during their third round match at Wimbledon, with a smile.
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Philippines’ Alexandra Eala returns a very low volley, to Poland’s Iga Swiatek during their third round match at Wimbledon, with a smile.
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Philippines’ Alexandra Eala returns to Poland’s Iga Swiatek during their third round match at Wimbledon.
#photography #HenryNicholls AFP Getty
2 days ago
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joost Yesterday
Insane picture ++
Goshawk pro Yesterday
Wow!
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Now that's how you do a push-up.
snowbow Yesterday
i couldnt do that in my wildest dreams
joost Yesterday
@ardgedee ++
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LocalStain

🤣

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I've been on the internet a long time and I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've seen this.
3 days ago
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cottenwess 2 days ago
i would get this on a t-shirt.
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
It’s in the archives here somewhere
samh pro 2 days ago
#tweetrot
MackReed

wings of the week

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yes, it could fly: https://www.theautopian.com/a-mad-me...
Yesterday
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bezt pro Yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1PSCH
MackReed pro Yesterday
@bezt second! also, squeeeee!
Argie pro 22 hours ago
What is this? A plane for ants?!
BennyTheIcepick pro 18 hours ago
A buddy of mine is in school to become an aircraft mechanic, and his dream is to build his own plane. Sent this to him because at 6’2” he might need something a tad bit roomier.
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dogwelder

The Treachery of Tools

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/?page=3
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dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Tank Toman: HAMMER!!
tonyb pro 2 days ago
ceci n'est pas un drill
me3dia pro 2 days ago
rare photo of the Predator
otaman pro 2 days ago
I just want to hammer the point home ...
dogwelder pro 2 days ago
@me3dia+++
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Title
tweedlydo pro 2 days ago
DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA https://www.youtube.com/watch...
danelectro pro Yesterday
there's always a dril tweet
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davidl

NOT MY TEMPO

A meme combining JK Simmons’ character Fletcher from the movie Whiplash (2014) - a demanding, uncompromising music teacher - with the drummer from Angine de Poitrine. The figure of Fletcher is inserted precisely, i.e., without any background, into a photo of the drummer such that he appears to be reprimanding him ruthlessly, as in the film.
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A meme combining JK Simmons’ character Fletcher from the movie Whiplash (2014) - a demanding, uncompromising music teacher - with the drummer from Angine de Poitrine. The figure of Fletcher is inserted precisely, i.e., without any background, into a photo of the drummer such that he appears to be reprimanding him ruthlessly, as in the film.
Source: chino murena (badendaev) on Threads:
https://www.threads.com/@badenda...
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MackReed pro 2 days ago
OMFG
spingo pro Yesterday
hahah
ardgedee pro Yesterday
What am I missing here?
MackReed pro Yesterday
@ardgedee https://www.youtube.com/watch...
owl Yesterday
Only partially germane to the topic, but I feel Whiplash is actually a film about codependency and abuse, not about any actual musical skill. I know a very skilled drummer who feels the same way. JK's character is pure and simply an asshole, and Miles Teller should be read as the victim.
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otaman

Modest Sphinx

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Modest Sphinx Moth.

Big fuzzy guy.
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octaneTom

Become ungovernable

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dogwelder pro 2 days ago
That sign is inaccurate.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
@dogwelder Right? Not seeing near enough no-hand mudprints.
Where are the butts and feet’s and faces?
snarkout pro Yesterday
No, mud handprints!
danelectro pro Yesterday
bill stickers is innocent
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artwells

sunday

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woman dancing in front of others
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mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
Mary Katherine Gallagher energy
zeitgeist

Aurora over Ranger Camp

Aurora over some lights (a camping area with about 50 people) at night time.
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Aurora over some lights (a camping area with about 50 people) at night time.
I went camping in the black rock desert with some friends for the Fourth of July
Weekend, before coming back to Seattle for the WC amongst other things.

We camped about 200 yardmeters from ranger camp proper, pictured in this photo.
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scruss

Avuncular Sleezoid

a rainbow-coloured curved shape made of many straight lines arranged along spline curves
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a rainbow-coloured curved shape made of many straight lines arranged along spline curves
The late Don Lancaster came up with many odd names for things. This is one of his avuncular sleezoid figures.

source: https://www.tinaja.com/glib...
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dphiffer

 

Black-and-white print: a data center (a large, flat, white warehouse) burning and billowing thick smoke, set in a desert landscape. The sky and ground are depicted using long, fine hatching lines.
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Black-and-white print: a data center (a large, flat, white warehouse) burning and billowing thick smoke, set in a desert landscape. The sky and ground are depicted using long, fine hatching lines.
source: https://piaille.fr/@vilain...
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