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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
-Susan B. Anthony
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Complex animation loop of a biometric readout with flashing and oscillating gauges and meters surrounding a metallic skull that keeps expanding to show its parts
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A three-panel image, the top left is the outside of a box of four donuts with a label that says “East Park Donuts & Coffee.” The top right is a close-up shot of the red-jam-oozing opening where the powdered-sugar-covered donut was filled, and the bottom image is a donut cut in half, with the jam pouring out of the interior.
(Title in reference to Smokey Robinson’s endearing Cameo: https://youtube.com/shorts... )
Long live East Park Donuts!
I get their extraordinary sufganyot when they make them for Hanukkah every year and they never disappoint. So so so delicious. Perfectly-fried powdered-sugar-coated crispy exterior, fluffy interior, and from-scratch raspberry filling. ❤️🕎🎉🍩
Long live East Park Donuts!
I get their extraordinary sufganyot when they make them for Hanukkah every year and they never disappoint. So so so delicious. Perfectly-fried powdered-sugar-coated crispy exterior, fluffy interior, and from-scratch raspberry filling. ❤️🕎🎉🍩
cha nook uh!
@tweedlydo ‘Cause they said so!
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.
2024: https://mltshp.com/p/1QLV0
2023: https://mltshp.com/p/1PNAO
2022: https://mltshp.com/p/1OC1R
2021: https://mltshp.com/p/1MNO0
2020: https://mltshp.com/p/1KIA2
2019: https://mltshp.com/p/1HI06
2024: https://mltshp.com/p/1QLV0
2023: https://mltshp.com/p/1PNAO
2022: https://mltshp.com/p/1OC1R
2021: https://mltshp.com/p/1MNO0
2020: https://mltshp.com/p/1KIA2
2019: https://mltshp.com/p/1HI06
as is tradition
Right back at ya!
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Rest, ye merry gentleman.
Merry merry!
And so it begins
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
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a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
source: https://gathervictoria.com/2017...
with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
I like that at first glance I thought it was armor made from a positively massive isopod. 😂
I'd be *so* into an Eggers movie based on this image alone
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
what an amazing shot
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
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CDN media
this really happened/betty-white.gif
Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
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A removed floppy drive with sticker that says "works, but makes sad noises"
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Was going through old family photos last month for a Veterans Day event at my son's school and came across this one of my great-uncle Johnny Hurt. My son is the spitting image of this man.
source: https://www.facebook.com/andy...
source: https://www.facebook.com/andy...
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Screen grabs of actresses (well they are or in Fisher's case were both actress-producer-writers today, but Ridley wasn't multi-hyphenate at the time of this interview I think) Carrie Fisher and Daisy Ridley on the Graham Norton show. Fisher is telling an anecdote about meeting a young fan. "I went into a store one day and this boy said 'Are you Princess Leia?' 'Yes.' 'He said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.' And I said, 'Every day?' And he said, 'Well, four times a day'!" There is a panel of Graham Norton reacting with disgust, then a panel of Fisher and a patiently listening Ridley. Fisher says: "So you have that to look forward to." Close up of Daisy Ridley's face making a deep frown.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Gawd I miss her.
@dapete /same
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hand holding white coffee mug that has been photoshopped to look like it was silkscreeened with the image of a Spacing Guild navigator from DavidLynch’s 1984 movie “Dune” (floating creature with a face like a brain mashed up with a vulva, two eyes, and two spindly arms and two tiny hind legs hanging off its insectoid abdomen) and the words,
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
Perfect for spiced coffee
@BennyTheIcepick +++
shutup-and-take-my-money.gif
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A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
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Librarians are superheroes. <3
<3
This image always weirds me out. like 1. Yes libraries absolutely do this in a variety of ways and it is wonderful 2. This image has a weird vibe just because of how weirdly wiggly it is. Like... why is it like that?
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A young girl seated on stones in front of a stone wall. She has dark hair and bare feet and is wearing a red dress, a red cape with headcover, a white apron, and a large, patterned scarf.
source: https://antoilean.blogspot.com/2012...
Main Ní Tuathail, a 14 year old girl from the Claddagh wearing traditional Claddagh dress. Galway, Ireland, 26th May 1913.
The Claddagh (Irish: an Cladach, meaning "the shore") was a fishing village close to the centre of Galway city. The people of the Claddagh lived quite separately from the City of Galway and retained their Gaelic customs, language and dress well into the 1930s. The original village of thatched cottages was razed in 1935 and replaced by a council-housing scheme.
1913, autochrome color plate photography
for ‘the Archives of the Planet’ project
Main Ní Tuathail, a 14 year old girl from the Claddagh wearing traditional Claddagh dress. Galway, Ireland, 26th May 1913.
The Claddagh (Irish: an Cladach, meaning "the shore") was a fishing village close to the centre of Galway city. The people of the Claddagh lived quite separately from the City of Galway and retained their Gaelic customs, language and dress well into the 1930s. The original village of thatched cottages was razed in 1935 and replaced by a council-housing scheme.
1913, autochrome color plate photography
for ‘the Archives of the Planet’ project
That lower foot.
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Is this in reference to Taylor Swift’s “Last Great American Dynasty?”
“And in a feud with her neighbor
She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green”
“And in a feud with her neighbor
She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green”
Product Garnier.
It’s not easy being cleaned…
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Angry baby surrounded by garden gnomes.
My then 1 year old daughter not enjoying our stop at Gnomesville. Inspired by @artwells continuing series of gnome doors.
Gosh that’s a … that’s a LOT of gnomes.
Day 32
They haven't spotted me yet
Intelligence gathering continues
They haven't spotted me yet
Intelligence gathering continues
Gnome man is an island
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May be an image a la Beatles & text that says Lt Cdr DATA's METAL HEARTS CLUB BAND
ROBOTS
ROBOTS
Jim'll Paint It via https://www.facebook.com
The Iron Slightly Above Average Height
*squinting/frowning*
WHERE’S B-19???
WHERE’S B-19???
yay for the original Marvin
@dogwelder
He was just late to the party and is still far away
He was just late to the party and is still far away
I do take issue with the inclusion of Roy Batty et al. They were not robots at all.
/pedantry off
/pedantry off
Missing Dot Matrix from Sapceballs
@m3moellering Yeah, that's a drastic misunderstanding of the source material
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Video loop of a wrench hovering over a cluster of wrenches amid a whorl of wires, as if it were a mother bird tending to chicks
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A small blue car drives along a dim road on a cold winter night. Beyond the car is a dark blurry treeline. The sky is gray, with no stars, although there is a huge white crescent moon in the top left. To the right of the moon are two thin, tall radio towers with glowing red lights. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
Yesterday's, which did not get done on time as I was returning from Boston and got home at 5am.
Yesterday's, which did not get done on time as I was returning from Boston and got home at 5am.
*”Road Runner” by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers intensifies*
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Picture of a door in a stump
Sorry to post another picture. I'm just so happy about this, particularly since I can do very little work on my knees at a time -- knees are an ongoing dialogue with doctors now.
Previously https://mltshp.com/p/1RG2M
Previously https://mltshp.com/p/1RG2M
ALL THE PICTURES!!! 'Tis a very happy thing!
(Also I sympathize, sometimes I think all I *really* want in life at this point is knee replacements.)
(Also I sympathize, sometimes I think all I *really* want in life at this point is knee replacements.)
Really a nice door!
Had both knees replaced recently, AMA.
Never say sorry, I can't get enough of this
Knees, I had both scraped for loose cartlidge (years of sport damage) around 15 years ago and such an improvement. Not sayin I can do jump squats, but the pain is less
Knees, I had both scraped for loose cartlidge (years of sport damage) around 15 years ago and such an improvement. Not sayin I can do jump squats, but the pain is less
This borders on a public road, right?
Some toddlers will open the doors, peer inside and remember it for the rest of their lives.
Some toddlers will open the doors, peer inside and remember it for the rest of their lives.
Reminds me of this in 1976 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
@joost that's part of the motivation. The tree used to have a huge swing. The neighborhood kids grew up enjoying it. I wanted to give them a consultation.
And that book was formative for me
And that book was formative for me
@williwaw @readery @Argie looks like I'll get a scraping soon, with a replacement down the road.
I blame the ton of walking, and the years I wore engineering boots and danced and danced and danced.
I blame the ton of walking, and the years I wore engineering boots and danced and danced and danced.
Keep it up. Here's a family photo by way of encouragement; https://mltshp.com/p/1RG93
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Bea Arthur saying "No, it's not party time" into a telephone
@dreyfusslugado You posted what I was thinking. 💭📡💯 Party cat forever.
@dreyfusslugado <3
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Etching of Mr Scrooge with text:
I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit.
I bring news of what would have been going to happen if you were not to have been going to change your ways.
I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional, said the Spirit.
I bring news of what would have been going to happen if you were not to have been going to change your ways.
I resent this one because I have to delete it as a very common repost in a group I manage.
@grantbarrett Because it’s off-topic, rude, or merely incorrect?
@mackreed Because the group has a no-meme policy.
@grantbarrett Re-sent or resent?
@grantbarrett that sounds like a beautiful thing.
@joffaboy
“Recent!”
—Bubbles
“Recent!”
—Bubbles
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Me and the little guy who was diagnosed with congestive heart failure today.
Oh, I'm sorry.
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hugs
Aw, sorry.
Oof. So sorry to hear that.
liking but very not liking
So sorry, he looks like the bestest boy too
Love to you and yours. It’s a bitch of a dx.
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A newborn child rests on the chest of a person playing a traditional stringed instrument.
"Bruno Menager, head of the pediatric department, plays citole for a newborn baby during a music-therapy session at the Notre-Dame de la Miséricorde hospital in Ajaccio, on the island of Corsica, on May 6, 2025." (Pascal Pochard-Casabianca / AFP / Getty)
Thought some might appreciate this - a post I compose every year for my day job, "Hopeful Images of the Year," where I try to counter the typically strife-and-disaster heavy news photos of the year, a bit. I try to be earnest, and really feature just "personal victories, families and friends at play, expressions of love and compassion, volunteers at work, assistance being given to those in need, and small and pleasant moments." Gift link: https://theatln.tc/mFS3XIb9
Thought some might appreciate this - a post I compose every year for my day job, "Hopeful Images of the Year," where I try to counter the typically strife-and-disaster heavy news photos of the year, a bit. I try to be earnest, and really feature just "personal victories, families and friends at play, expressions of love and compassion, volunteers at work, assistance being given to those in need, and small and pleasant moments." Gift link: https://theatln.tc/mFS3XIb9
Beautiful set of photos. Thank you for doing this.
Just what we needed
I didn't mean to erase, over there. My finger stumbled at reply.
Really appreciated this. Thanks!
more dancing, more animals = happiness 💜
I always love these, Alan.
❤️❤️❤️
❤️❤️❤️
<3
Anyway, here's "Wonderwall"
Thank you for curating this.
Twelve Days of Christmas 12 Keys 12 Time Signatures - Bela Fleck & Flecktones 2025 Beacon Theatre NY
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White-haired saxophonist emotes into a microphone while a trumpeter cracks up in the background.
"Anyways, here's Careless Whisper"
@ufez 👏
There’s your album cover shot right there
@ufez +++
Relevant?
https://youtu.be/XlRpMrHP...
https://youtu.be/XlRpMrHP...
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be free jazz musicians.
@1f2frfbf https://youtu.be/AA5ve_earSY