<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”

<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”

<screenshot of a series of Tumblr posts>

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle"

"31 hours deep into the insomniac's gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again"

<image of a social media post with a filter added to make it look like it is under pool water>
"Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
Crucially, it does not work"

<screenshot of a post on Threads>
User's profile picture is an older bald man.
"Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

Reply is a screenshot of the Super Mario 64 box art with the "Super Mario 64" text replaced with "Hello I'm Brent retired baker never married no kids 64"

A 4 masted sailing ship seems to hover above the ocean in a mirage

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.

a blister-packed toy that looks like the white-and-red shirted waldo from the children's books. the cardback for the toy reads "WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF"; to the left side an illustration of the character is saying "My regrets go with me!". below this are two small banners that read "he has done things" and "terrible things". the obviousplant logo is at the bottom of the cardback with an even tinier waldo saying "murder things"

Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'

A hunched, neon-pink figure holds a white mask in front of its head. The mask is white and has a frowning, pinched face that looks like a gargoyle. The figure itself has bright green spots on its back, and a few small pockets at various locations on it. It casts a long shadow. The background is bright yellow. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".

illustration of Jesus being kissed

Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.

Photo of Frtz Zwicky

Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.

A hand with fingers folded and with soap around them, looking like a cat's paw.

A black and white photo of Thurston Moore playing a black, LEs Paul-like guitar. It only has fur stings on it, with a large gap in the middle between them.

the animation you get if you search Google for "jimothy": a cartoon Jimothy raccoon canters across the screen

comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”

ABBA with the men on the ends

Stylized Jimothy tattoo by Connelly Tait at Not Occult Tattoo in Seattle WA

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop

<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”