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Feed palate cleanser

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bencmeissner pro 3 hours ago
I needed this today
waa

Chess

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More fun in https://mltshp.com/illusions
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otaman pro 6 hours ago
goddamit
WikiAdam 5 hours ago
LIES!
thelonius 3 hours ago
it's no more bent than it is straight, both are only appearances
dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
OW MY BRAIN!
Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
OUCH!
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scruss

the respect he deserves

๐— ๐—ฃ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€
๐™‡๐™ค๐™˜๐™–๐™ก ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™š๐™›๐™จ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™–๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™‚๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ: โ€œ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™–๐™ญ, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™.โ€ 
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud. 
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโ€™amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
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๐— ๐—ฃ ๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€
๐™‡๐™ค๐™˜๐™–๐™ก ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™š๐™›๐™จ ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™จ๐™จ๐™ช๐™ง๐™š ๐˜ผ๐™–๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ ๐™‚๐™ช๐™ฃ๐™ฃ: โ€œ๐˜พ๐™๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™–๐™ญ, ๐™—๐™ช๐™™.โ€
March 11, 2026
Chiefs from four First Nations communities are urging the public to please approach Aaron Gunn with no caution whatsoever. He is completely harmless, though momentarily unsettled by the alarming possibility that someone might acknowledge the land before a meeting.
Yesterday on social media, the MP appeared to crash out and demand to speak to the manager of land acknowledgements, a position that observers confirm does not exist.
Chiefs whose territories make up the riding had two words for the MP - Chillax, Bud.
Land acknowledgements have never seized private property, cancelled a mortgage, repossessed a pickup truck, or altered a single title deed anywhere in Canada.
They are simply people recognizing the history of the place where they are standing.
No one is going anywhere. Canada will survive the brief moment of honesty.
Until then, Chiefs across the region continue to reassure the public that land acknowledgements have not, to date, resulted in any land back.
Hegus John Hackett, Tlaโ€™amin Nation
Chief Darren Blaney, Homalco Nation
Chief Nicole Rempel, K'รณmoks Nation
Chief Kevin Peacey, Klahoose Nation
Conservative MP for Powell Riverโ€“North Island, Aaron Gunn, is not a sensible person. Local Chiefs gave the perfect response.

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mcmjolnir pro 6 hours ago
"Chillax, Bud"

I love this for them.
homerj 5 hours ago
Conservatives are not reasonable people.
scruss pro an hour ago
@mcmjolnir I mean, they could have brought up something about aboriginal title being settled law, but that would have been engaging with his stupidity, so they did the right thing and mocked him
dapete

Flight of the Concords

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May be an image of dancing
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Lockjaw pro 21 hours ago
Present
B6FA798A3449 pro 21 hours ago
@Lockjaw ++++
travis pro 21 hours ago
@Lockjaw ++
BennyTheIcepick pro 20 hours ago
That alt text though ๐Ÿง
JonGerlach pro 19 hours ago
Itโ€™s Business Time
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octaneTom

mshtlp

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https://mltshp.com/p/1RLW2
https://mltshp.com/p/1C9TX
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samh pro Yesterday
Well played. These two absolutely go together.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
li'l (cheesy) buddy
MackReed pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko I often summon our dog with my most desperate-sounding Alan Hale Jr. impression: โ€œLittle buddy! Speak to me! Little buddy!โ€
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
*chef's kiss*
robritz Yesterday
you still got it
spingo pro 23 hours ago
aahah
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poorusher

Pickle Surprise

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B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
heehee!
artwells pro 2 hours ago
hammmmmmmm
dogwelder

Thursday Morning Movie 10: Bicycle

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You can sponsor me here: https://runsignup.com/dogwelder

Thanks! You are nice!
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Lockjaw pro 3 hours ago
Tabbing the donate page for payday. I may have spent way too much on a new watch last week.
BennyTheIcepick pro an hour ago
My donation captcha, appropriately, was โ€œbicyclesโ€
y95

 

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dad 16 hours ago
I'm always prepared with cocktail sauce
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
These mnemonics never help me because none of them relate to โ€œwatchโ€ v โ€œwarningโ€ and the two words are entirely too similar and meaningless on their own.
poorusher

Crab Museum

A taxidermied crab with a small police helmet on top of the carapace, in the middle of a model village scene with buildings around, a bit like a market square.
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A taxidermied crab with a small police helmet on top of the carapace, in the middle of a model village scene with buildings around, a bit like a market square.
TIL there is one in Margate, UK.

https://www.crabmuseum.org/

Image from:
https://www.theguardian.com/culture...
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Xedrik 5 hours ago
Eventually, all museums become crab museums.
corbie an hour ago
All Crabs Are Bad
LocalStain

You Have NO IDEA How Screwed OpenAI & Sam Altman Actually Is..

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I've watched an uncomfortable amount of AI takedown videos that all say roughly the same thing; [this is bad].

What none of the ones I've seen have elucidated in any meaningful way; when is the excrement going to encounter the oscillator...?

I don't doubt it will happen, but the question remains; when is the sky going to fall Chicken Little?

And no, I don't use Kalshi, lol.
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Xedrik 5 hours ago
Good. It can't happen soon enough.
idogcow 5 hours ago
So Amazon had to layoff workers to pay for their AI efforts. AI efforts that were designed to let them to be able to reduce headcount
wjcstp pro 5 hours ago
Itโ€™s certainly ending up to be just another bubble that companies can use to throw money at to create an artificial arms race, only to create more layoffs. The real-life uses for AI will inevitably be much smaller and more focused than theyโ€™ve been trying to sell.
poorusher 4 hours ago
AI will eat itself.
cwhartman pro 4 hours ago
@wjcstp Agree 100%
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infini

 

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m3moellering

A welcome piece of street art

In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
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In the Japanese style, boars, Demons deer all appear to frolic in black against a pink and blue swirl background studded with yellow chrysanthemums.
This was yesterday in Jasper, Alberta.
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spingo pro 23 hours ago
fun!
LocalStain

Jillybean - Bible Baby

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There are some deeply ill people in the world.
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me3dia pro 4 hours ago
Jeeezus.
O_C pro 4 hours ago
love found footage fest, but the Christian stuff is like fish in a barrel
Lockjaw pro 4 hours ago
Wondering if Warner Bros sued the shit out of these assholes.
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
@Lockjaw I recall reading that Christian groups appropriate IP with impunity partly because they believe their evangelical mission permits them to / they're entitled enough to not care, and because they can play the oppression card when one of the big media holders does try to slap 'em down.

So lawsuits do happen from time to time but iirc only after multiple attempts at handling the infringers with kid gloves.
nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
OH! they featured this on "best of the worst" a while back:
https://www.youtube.com/watch... (@~30:00 mark)

EDIT: reposting my comment to add TRIGGER WARNING re: some fairly edgy jokes in the video
thelonius 2 hours ago
"No copyright intended!" said Jesus. The people were astonished at his doctrine.
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aquaphase

The Troubles

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infini

 

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bezt pro Yesterday
For recent Apple, you'd need another keyboard for dialogs related to Apple Services revenue, where the third button would instead be 'Not Now' or 'Maybe Later'.
neuracnu pro 23 hours ago
...placed on the underside of the device, shaped and sized like a recessed 'reset' button.
snarkout

It's a living

Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
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Medieval illustration of three cats, one sleeping, one fruitlessly reaching into a bird cage but not touching the bird, and one, walking on its hind legs with a quirky look on its face, carrying a rat in its paws.
source: https://historyforatheists.com/2017...
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dreyfusslugado Yesterday
I like the cat on the right, using a rat to dowse for water, or something.
bezt pro an hour ago
Detail of MS. Bodl. 764 51r
https://digital.bodleian.ox.ac.uk/objects...

The cat on the right is probably just playing with the mouse, but 13th C. illumination can be pretty weird at times.
Goshawk

Hi, I moved to Sweden

A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
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A landscape photo of a frozen pond and its muddy shore. The forested far side of the pond is dimly visible through the fog.
Hi, I'm still here! My family and I have successfully moved to Sweden. It is very nice here. I got to walk on a lake.
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snowbow 3 days ago
Ohh gorgeous!
jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Congrats on the move! Change is good.
dad 3 days ago
Nice, did you get out of the US?
dreyfusslugado 3 days ago
Muppets Swedish Chef: (welcoming) BORK BORK BORK!
williwaw pro 3 days ago
oh WENDY!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Congratulations!! This is so great!
williwaw pro 3 days ago
Also: I'M SO HAPPY for you and relieved you're safe this made me ugly bawl. This is the best news I've heard this year. Thank you for sharing, thank you so much. Wonderful. Just wonderful. How is it?!
redfox pro 3 days ago
yayyyyy!
Lockjaw pro 3 days ago
Hej!
BMK 3 days ago
Hi I Moved To Sweden, I'm Dad!
WikiAdam 3 days ago
Jealous!
spingo pro 3 days ago
Hullo!
poorusher 3 days ago
Wonderful
joost 3 days ago
From the US? Welcome to europe :-)
infini pro 3 days ago
Hello, neighbour!
wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Beautiful! Congrats on the move
urlnotfound pro 3 days ago
That's awesome. You are very fortunate.
tweedlydo pro 3 days ago
i am very heartwarm-happy-jealous of/for you! ๐Ÿ’œ
pk pro 2 days ago
Congratulations on the move!
Goshawk pro Yesterday
@jpoulos Thank you!

@dad Yes, thank goodness!

@dreyfusslugado Oh, did you mean BORK BORK BORK? Because what you actually said was BORK BORK BORK.

@williwaw I can't express strongly enough how much it means to me that you care. Its such a relief. I love it here. Really the only struggle has been the immigration bureaucracy, which has only gotten worse over time. I haven't been paid in three months because you can't open a bank account without a thirty-step process, for example. Otherwise, it's been snowy, busy, and friendly. I get asked on a regular basis why/how Trump is still alive. My house looks like a gingerbread house. I love it.

@joost Yes, from Georgia. Hartelijk dank!

@wjcstp Thanks!

@urlnotfound I agree! I am often spooning my wheels trying to figure out how to get vulnerable loved ones here legally, to no avail (yet).

@tweedlydo I am honored by your various emotions. I've been periodically warming my heart by watching Daily Brushes with Death during the lonely transition.

@pk Thank you!

@BMK ๐Ÿ…
m3moellering Yesterday
Congratulations!
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urlnotfound

not photoshopped either

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Dr. Pepper baked beans to go with your sausages.

See:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWT
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
it's got the electrolytes beans crave
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko lol
Xedrik Yesterday
I use Dr. Pepper (original, not diet) in my slow cooker pulled pork!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
This conjures up the most unsavory image.
poorusher Yesterday
LAZERBEANS
robotmachine pro Yesterday
"When I'm at a restaurant I like to send my food back and tell them it's 'Too Dr. Peppery' just to see what they change."
โ€“ James Acaster
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
@robotmachine
I donโ€™t know how many times I have watched Repertoire, but I think it might just beat out Izzardโ€™s โ€œDress to Killโ€ as my all time favorite standup.
soemthingelse pro Yesterday
I added Coke to baked beans once while camping and it was honestly REALLY good.
How were these?
wjcstp pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko ++
robotmachine pro 23 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick Acaster is infuriatingly good as a standup. If you haven't seen "Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999" you should. It's incredible.
poorusher 22 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RLZ4
williwaw pro 22 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick @robotmachine Jumping on the bandwagon to say I think he's the best stand up comedian out there; his sets are so *razor* sharp and meticulously planned it boggles my mind just how much detail he puts into them.

(Also on the food theme I had a print with his quote, "Goddamn I love these peaches" in my kitchen forever until I managed to stain it badly with tomato sauce.)
d09m4t1c 8 hours ago
Iโ€™ve had these, definitely tasty, but I donโ€™t think baked beans need to be twice as expensive, when I can add a splash of Dr Pepper and let them simmer down just fine.
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infini

 

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dapete

still got it

Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
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Couldn't get the yellow ones on account of the war...
https://www.instagram.com/davidbco...
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m3moellering Yesterday
As was the styleโ€ฆ
LocalStain

me_irl

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poorusher 2 days ago
๐Ÿ˜ฑ
bencmeissner pro 2 days ago
Will not be able to unsee
Sjixxxy 2 days ago
Relevant. https://mltshp.com/p/1P3W1
bezt pro 2 days ago
yes, hot dogs are sandwiches, pies are dumplings, and a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup. You're all very clever and deserve a big prize.
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Now I want a Beef Wellington on a Stick.
LocalStain pro 2 days ago
@dreyfusslugado A boudin wrapped in brioche....
neuracnu pro 2 days ago
Of course _my_ corndogs include a mushroom duxelle layer.
joffaboy pro Yesterday
@neuracnu Beef Wellington with mushrooms has a more ominous flavour here in Victoria (Aus)
https://9now.com.au/murder-d...
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poorusher

Caprine

Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
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Bottom Text : "What's up, fellow bipedal beings?"
A large humanoid figure with a goats head sits in an enormous chair against the vast backdrop of the universe. He stares at strange symbols with his double set of eyes.
source: https://growers.social/@jdacee...
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jgs pro Yesterday
Caprine Supreme: my favorite deity and cheese curd brand.
artwells

how I work

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woman in a plastic mask connected to a cord
side note, I found one of these at Goodwill AND DIDN'T BUY IT
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samh pro 19 hours ago
Regerts
neuracnu pro 18 hours ago
My partner's mom got us one of these electric murder masks a few years ago, I think as a misguided stress-relief idea during the pandemic.
artwells

SCHLUP

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shakira moving her butt up and down cutting to a chicken coming out of a can
regarding a sound mentioned here https://mltshp.com/p/1RLWO
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Xedrik 23 hours ago
"Hey, listen... you didn't need to post that."
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Sjixxxy 22 hours ago
A classic
tonyb pro 20 hours ago
FINALLY
m3moellering 18 hours ago
๐Ÿ˜ฎ
spingo pro 14 hours ago
yesssssssssssssssssss
LocalStain pro 2 hours ago
@Xedrik Literal LOL.
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csilverman

on we march

A figure wearing a heavy metal mask walks through a gray field under a gray sky. The mask is tall and rectangular, the dull green of tarnished color, and covers most of the figure's body. It has one eye on the lower part. The upper part is cracked and striated, with a few patches and holes. Above, a few birds circle in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A figure wearing a heavy metal mask walks through a gray field under a gray sky. The mask is tall and rectangular, the dull green of tarnished color, and covers most of the figure's body. It has one eye on the lower part. The upper part is cracked and striated, with a few patches and holes. Above, a few birds circle in the sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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infini

 

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bezt pro 2 days ago
Internet reposters can crop off the signature, but that Ron Cobb stipple is unmistakable.
bezt pro 2 days ago
1975, allegedly.
pk pro 2 days ago
Cartoon done by Ron Cobb, who passed away in 2020. You can see more of his work at https://roncobb.net/cartoons...
pk pro 2 days ago
@bezt jinx
bezt pro 2 days ago
@pk https://mltshp.com/search... is actually a pretty good retrospective. The Semiotic Standard is only in there three or four times!
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MackReed

modest proposal

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GIF loop of people browsing large 2x4-foot stacks of samples in a bit carpet store. Text on screen says โ€œEVERYTHING MUST BE LIQUIDATEDโ€
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Butt, I'm Verklimpt!!!

Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.

Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
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Portrait, of, Elisabeth Lederer, by Gustav Klimpt, six feet tall, more than $235 million.

Lederer was saved from the holocaust, by claiming to be kin of Klimpt.
$236 million. Sothebys. Story here, full of wisecracks...
https://apnews.com/article...
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m3moellering Yesterday
My oldestโ€™s favorite.
otaman pro 6 hours ago
The gold toilet sold for $12.1 million. If it is in fact 100% gold, it's actually worth $16.5 million based on it's weight and today's price for gold.

So the art piece managed to devalue gold by like 25%.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
@otaman The Golden Ratio has failed the arts...
joffaboy

What I saw - at the cemetery

A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
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A small T-Rex posed beside a gravestone
At the Dromana cemetery
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Life goals: be the kind of person where people leave random dinosaurs or other whimsical gifts at your grave
MackReed pro Yesterday
aw
misslivie 5 hours ago
@bencmeissner +A
y95

 

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0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
People love to stick the moon in this arch. Arches National Park.
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
It's like something out of classic Star Trek
3rdparty pro 2 days ago
๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
cristin pro 2 days ago
I have my doubts that this is a single photograph. fg objects don't look like they have been shot with a lens long enough to make the moon feel that big
jtj pro 2 days ago
@cristin I was thinking the exact same thing.
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