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LocalStain

Success.

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homerj 2 hours ago
lasagn-yay!
dapete an hour ago
Did you pre-boil the noodles? There's a debate about that...
pollo

No. No No No No No.

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travis

SOME CRAZY CREEPS ON AN ISLAND

Mr. X's Web Page (it's Homer Simpson with a black bag and an '?' on it over his head)

Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
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Mr. X's Web Page (it's Homer Simpson with a black bag and an '?' on it over his head)

Attention: some crazy creeps on an island somewhere are secretly running the world.
"The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
Season 12 / Episode 6 (20:18)

src: https://frinkiac.com/caption...

related: https://mltshp.com/p/1RK4N
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LocalStain

🥴

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#housepanther
8 hours ago
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drurystephanie 8 hours ago
relatable
MackReed pro 53 minutes ago
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artwells

What I saw

Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
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Face on a poster with staples in its eye and elsewhere
9 hours ago
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joshmillard pro 4 hours ago
staplin' up eyeballs, oh huh hah ho
tom

“Crystalline Light,” reduction linocut, 2025. By William Hays

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/chamerio...
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1f2frfbf pro 7 hours ago
Artist's blog: https://www.theartistsloft.com/newslett...
Davezilla

What the global elites are feeding us

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8 hours ago
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ufez pro 8 hours ago
Even more fun when you realize the cat food has far more nutritional value.
idogcow 4 hours ago
magically delicious
m3moellering 4 hours ago
Hehehehehehe
crazyunclejoe

SOME ISLAND

Twitter post detailing France's responding to Musk's accusation that the raid on his office was a political attack: "“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France."
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Twitter post detailing France's responding to Musk's accusation that the raid on his office was a political attack: "“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France."
source: https://deanblundell.substack.com/p...
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homerj 9 hours ago
On the one hand, fuck Elon. On the other hand, France doesn't exactly have a clean track record when it comes to this topic...
LocalStain pro 7 hours ago
@homerj C'est l'hôpital qui se moque de la charité.
travis pro 4 hours ago
related:https://mltshp.com/p/1RK5E
heyitsal

MetroCards to Make Art

A man stands next to sculptures of animals that are covered in MetroCards.
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A man stands next to sculptures of animals that are covered in MetroCards.
NYT Gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2026...
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LocalStain

Currently.

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I’ve been trying to put this lasagna together for a while now and ricotta has been the deciding factor from the word go…

We had two containers in the fridge when I started and I assumed at least one of them was unopened…

🤨

Andrea is grabbing some on her way home so for now it made for a nice mies en place pic.

Cheers.
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Xedrik 6 hours ago
I like that you have a "You are beautiful." sticker ready to go for when the lasagna is all assembled.
LocalStain pro 6 hours ago
@Xedrik They are sorta tucked into every nook and cranny around here. I've been a subscriber since ~2020 minus a few times I dipped out for budgetary reasons. I've usually always got one on my person. Andrea nowadays too!
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@Xedrik I bought those same stickers years ago! I put them on every public restroom that I can.
#guerrila-art-4efah
gschmd

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
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A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow 4 hours ago
TIL and now can't unsee
LocalStain

✊🏼

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#legend, #GOAT
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
I want to believe
ufez pro Yesterday
@ardgedee It's legit. Happened in Stockholm: https://metalinjection.net/editoria...
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@ufez Thanks for that! i was afraid that looking it up would only return AI sludge.
n0wak

priorities

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caitlinburke

Our splendid (near) neighbor, Sasha

A gorgeous blue cat crouched on a fence, looking off screen to the right.
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A gorgeous blue cat crouched on a fence, looking off screen to the right.
I think he is my favorite neighborhood cat, but there is some tough competition!
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BMK 12 hours ago
That is one damn good-looking cat
dapete

It's also really good at Name That Tune

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bezt

Would Be As Hot

A Pepper by any other Name: a chart of fresh and dried peppers. Poblano peppers become Ancho if they're picked when red and dried; they're called Mulato if they're picked when they're dark brown and dried. Mirasol peppers are Guajillo when dried. Chilaca peppers are called Pasilla when dried. Jalapenos, when dried and smoked, are called Chipotles if they're picked when green, and Morita if they're picked when dried. Bola peppers are called Cascabel when they're dried.
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A Pepper by any other Name: a chart of fresh and dried peppers. Poblano peppers become Ancho if they're picked when red and dried; they're called Mulato if they're picked when they're dark brown and dried. Mirasol peppers are Guajillo when dried. Chilaca peppers are called Pasilla when dried. Jalapenos, when dried and smoked, are called Chipotles if they're picked when green, and Morita if they're picked when dried. Bola peppers are called Cascabel when they're dried.
source: https://buttondown.com/sarahbec...
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homerj Yesterday
TIL!
WikiAdam Yesterday
*Kurt Cobain voice*
A mulato...
A guajillo...
A morita...
A pasilla...
Yeah!
n0wak Yesterday
today i made rajas con crema (poblano)
spingo pro Yesterday
@WikiAdam *
Panjandrum Yesterday
Chipotles are not simply dried green jalapeños. They are smoked jalapeños
bezt pro 23 hours ago
@Panjandrum As the blog post mentions, both chipotles and moritas are smoked as part of the drying process. If you must be pedantic, please be thorough.
dapete 23 hours ago
@bezt "If you must be pedantic, please be thorough." LMAO
asshole 10 hours ago
Everything on the left = gag

Everything on the right = heaven
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homerj

Font work, cont...

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Still refining the typeface I'm working on. I figured at some point I likely need to start trying to promote a few of these side projects on social media.

Then I have to decide what to post. Posting self promo art stuff right now seems trite. The world is burning. Why should anyone care about some dumb font? OK, maybe I should say something about what's going on. At least that means...something? Should I spend time trying to be cute/clever? No, that feels like I'm taking advantage of the bad situation. But I can't say nothing? ARGH. OK. I don't like ICE. I'll just keep it simple.

Fucking hell...EVERYTHING SUCKS RIGHT NOW.

Anyways, back to font making...
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
For what its worth, I say do whatever art, as Vonnegut says, makes your soul grow. Cute and clever is ok. All that is part of what we are trying to protect from evil.
joost Yesterday
Right on.

As in: it's a good cause and it looks very 70s and spiffy.
It's ok to make a living. Put on your oxygen mask and such
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Makes me think of the works of Fernando Botero.
jpk 6 hours ago
It looks great! I dig the beefy letters.
There are some signs on the pedestrian bridges over hwy 55/Hiawatha Ave in Minneapolis that have a typeface similar to this. A lot of ice agents have to look at them as they travel northwards.
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LocalStain

 

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m3moellering 12 hours ago
<sigh> You are so right and it makes me so, so angry.
urlnotfound pro 11 hours ago
Gambling is a sin. The people supporting and promoting it are evil.
tweedlydo pro 9 hours ago
every other ad on during the olympics is for drugs
idogcow 4 hours ago
The more TV I watch the more I want to torrent it
muraii pro 2 hours ago
Every *other* third ad was for “AI” and I hate it.
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neuracnu

"The greatest South American houseboat movie since Fitzcarraldo"

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williwaw

Receiving an email from yet another professional society about investigating scientists & the Epstein files

screenshot of Huey Duck in a cartoon running around a corner holding an axe larger than he is while yelling, "Try this!"
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screenshot of Huey Duck in a cartoon running around a corner holding an axe larger than he is while yelling, "Try this!"
While I realize that some of these associations with scientists may actually be innocent so some of the "investigating" is warranted, still so fucking angry at the Society of Vertebrate Paleontology for ignoring a problem for years that everyone knew about but was easier to do nothing only now to say jack shit with their stupid press release & town hall "addressing" the issue that I canceled my membership along with lots of other people.

Maybe I can't get my reps in Congress to do what's needed but can affect things on a local level at least.

It's mind blowing just how far spread the rot is and how many seemingly niche communities are being affected by all of this. *screams into pillow*
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samh pro 10 hours ago
There have been two headlines in the local paper about Jack Horner and the Epstein files in the last two weeks here.
williwaw pro 10 hours ago
@samh *grimly* That's the problem child himself. He's known as Horny Horner for a reason. And there have been so many complaints. Hell, my M.S. advisor wouldn't let me do some of my field research up there and sent another male student instead. At the time I was *furious* though later I learned why. And that was in the mid 2000s! People *knew*.

The attitude that it's so much easier to do nothing instead of address works right up to the moment it becomes a Huge Embarrassing Problem.
samh pro 4 hours ago
Burn the patriarchy
jaybee

Walken by Nealon

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Kevin Nealon makes art: https://kevinnealonart.com/
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homerj 20 hours ago
Kevin is fucking talented!
mcmjolnir pro 20 hours ago
Make up yer mind, are ya walkin or kneelin
BennyTheIcepick pro 9 hours ago
@mcmjolnir
I hope you know when I say “::grroooaann::” that I mean that with the utmost gratitude and respect.
mcmjolnir pro 8 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick been in the dad joke game for eighteen years now, I know it
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macmanx

Desk Army, 2026

Several figures on a light wood table depicting a Gonk droid, Astolfo, Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), Robin (Tim Drake), Batgirl (Cassandra Cain), Gamora, Kamen Rider Kuuga, Snoopy, Winnie the Pooh, Coppy, the MMPR Green Ranger, Kirby, Mega Man X, Cthulhu, Twilight Sparkle, Waterfire, dumpster fire, Cuddly Captain, Snoopy and Woodstock, a dragon with a D20, Sabine Wren, Donald Duck, Boba Fett, a card that says "Focus on the Positive," a coin that says, "Momento Vivere" (remember that you have to live), and a lucky duck coin.
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Several figures on a light wood table depicting a Gonk droid, Astolfo, Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), Robin (Tim Drake), Batgirl (Cassandra Cain), Gamora, Kamen Rider Kuuga, Snoopy, Winnie the Pooh, Coppy, the MMPR Green Ranger, Kirby, Mega Man X, Cthulhu, Twilight Sparkle, Waterfire, dumpster fire, Cuddly Captain, Snoopy and Woodstock, a dragon with a D20, Sabine Wren, Donald Duck, Boba Fett, a card that says "Focus on the Positive," a coin that says, "Momento Vivere" (remember that you have to live), and a lucky duck coin.
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me3dia

Memorializing Misery

Norman Rockwell’s painting titled “The Dugout” is installed at the Art Institute on Feb. 10, 2026. The painting was gifted to the museum by former Illinois governor Bruce Rauner and his wife, Diana, who have had it hanging in their home for the past 19 years. (Brian Cassella/Chicago Tribune)
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Norman Rockwell’s painting titled “The Dugout” is installed at the Art Institute on Feb. 10, 2026. The painting was gifted to the museum by former Illinois governor Bruce Rauner and his wife, Diana, who have had it hanging in their home for the past 19 years. (Brian Cassella/Chicago Tribune)
source: https://www.chicagotribune.com/2026...
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snowbow

 

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cristin

Hearts of Resistance - 5

An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page.  The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a person with a cowboy hat and boots falling backwards on to a prickly pear cactus, saying "aaaugh!" The text reads "fascism is a prick! Valentine, let's stick together and abolish ICE!"
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An illustration on a page, surrounded by dashed lines with scissors icons, letting you know it is to be cut from the page. The illustration is cartoony and just black lines on white.

The illustration shows a person with a cowboy hat and boots falling backwards on to a prickly pear cactus, saying "aaaugh!" The text reads "fascism is a prick! Valentine, let's stick together and abolish ICE!"
my fantastic roommate has made a series of valentine's cards for folks who are in opposition to fascists.

And these are for folks to use. if you post somewhere, give attribution to juliannaparr.com

Here is the last of the series
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dogwelder

probably my favorite panel from the Buckaroo Banzai comic book adaptation

Comic panel. A man at a payphone twists as he is struck with weird energy. Behind him in large yellow letters is a sound effect: ZZRAAAAP!

Text in the upper left corner reads "It is, without a doubt, the most electrifying moment in Buckaroo's life!"
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Comic panel. A man at a payphone twists as he is struck with weird energy. Behind him in large yellow letters is a sound effect: ZZRAAAAP!

Text in the upper left corner reads "It is, without a doubt, the most electrifying moment in Buckaroo's life!"
ZZRAAAAAP!
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csilverman

power up

A smoggy gray day, with a dim white sun high in the sky. A dark, dully colored figure with a clock key sticking out of its back is drinking from a hose that comes from something that resembles a gas pump: a structure with a small green glowing screen and a circular sign sticking out of the top. The sign has a red triangle on it. The pump itself has a few red stripes, as does the hose. The entire scene is slightly foggy and washed out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A smoggy gray day, with a dim white sun high in the sky. A dark, dully colored figure with a clock key sticking out of its back is drinking from a hose that comes from something that resembles a gas pump: a structure with a small green glowing screen and a circular sign sticking out of the top. The sign has a red triangle on it. The pump itself has a few red stripes, as does the hose. The entire scene is slightly foggy and washed out. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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0y3ahSansAcut3 22 hours ago
Wait! Is that a Bass Ale pump?
m3moellering 12 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 +++
dad

A Farewell to Pants

Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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Comic panel, cowboy wearing a hat buries his pants under a crescent moon, saying goodbye to them- "So long pants! It hurts me ter bury yuh, but it'd hurt me worse t/wear yuh!". A sign reads "The End".
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cristin pro 2 days ago
For Whom The Pants Tolls
cristin pro 2 days ago
To Pants or Pants Not?
cristin pro 2 days ago
I'll see myself out
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Pants of Darkness
The Pants and the Pauper
Little Pants on the Prairie
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
At midnight, it becomes Panse Macabre
jordanbrock pro 2 days ago
Pantsocalypse Now
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Pantaloonie!
samh pro 2 days ago
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
foist pro Yesterday
Goodbye, old pants, I'm leaving Cheyenne.
drurystephanie Yesterday
The two funniest words in the English language are 1. pants 2. wiener
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neuracnu

 

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dad 2 days ago
Stare into the Abyss long enough...
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
ï͖̻̅̓ͅ ṱ̅el͏l͝ y̺ͦ̀ou͖̝͙ ̳̩h̉̌̈́w̵̟̫at
clockworkorangejuice 2 days ago
Profane and arcane accessories
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
@clockworkorangejuice +++!
spingo pro Yesterday
@ardgedee @clockworkorangejuice ***
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It looks like he'd just been to see a Dali exhibition, because there's lots of weird colorful and surreal animals.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It looks like he'd just been to see a Dali exhibition, because there's lots of weird colorful and surreal animals.
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m3moellering 12 hours ago
I’m late to the party but happy to see this!

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