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A picture of gnome-patterned stained glass doors lit from inside, opened and ,closed, with a gnome and kodama within
Was surprised at how easy it was to run solar lighting into it.
Previously:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RY6Y
Previously:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RY6Y
jpoulos
I love this project.
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Two middle aged white ladies yapping on a split screen.
I have a podcast called Deconstruction Workers where I basically ask people about leaving religion and Jane agreed to be on it! She's a gem and has a new memoir called TMI where she talks about religious trauma. Ep should be up tomorrow?
http://deconstructionworkers.com
http://deconstructionworkers.com
Oh like Joan of Arc would give up her religion
That is A-MA-ZING
@snarkout we talked about Joan of Arc for a second!
@waa she's so sweeeeet
I've enjoyed her online. Also I got a fake Jane kicked off of facebook.
Did you tell her she's my favorite Go-Go?
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I’m low-key obsessed with this house.
I'm low-key obsessed with this photo.
Yeah amazing shot. The symmetry is lovely and the water is as still as glass.
@drurystephanie, @poorusher
Thank you!
Thank you!
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Arrived today. A watercolour by Polish artist Mateusz Urbanowicz https://mateuszurbanowicz.com/, who lives in Tokyo with his wife, Japanese comic artist Kana https://kanaurbanowicz.com/
A new fav postcard. I just need to get the vintage stamps off the card without damaging it, wish me luck
A new fav postcard. I just need to get the vintage stamps off the card without damaging it, wish me luck
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Do you recognise this feeling?
It sprang from a remark a woman I am soon about to meet for the first time made. We matched on an app a month or so ago. This is something she said in one of our video calls. (And she'll be coming over from Toronto to Amsterdam next weekend, so we can meet)
#hibou
It sprang from a remark a woman I am soon about to meet for the first time made. We matched on an app a month or so ago. This is something she said in one of our video calls. (And she'll be coming over from Toronto to Amsterdam next weekend, so we can meet)
#hibou
I do not.
I hope your meeting in meatspace is incredible.
I hope your meeting in meatspace is incredible.
Definitely. Mostly when I see old pics or read about smoking in books.
At least once a month, I have to remind myself of all the reasons why I'll never touch a cigarette again. Hopefully.
At least once a month, I have to remind myself of all the reasons why I'll never touch a cigarette again. Hopefully.
I haven't smoked in almost 27 years (New Year's Eve 1999!), but whenever I see someone light up on screen, I kinda miss it. Then I remember the stench, the expense, the bronchitis, the . . .
@jasperzelf @Lockjaw I have smoked three cigarettes in the last six years. They were quite wonderful. But I’m so done with it that I can resist the calll.
@ba I’ll try to give an update from meat space! Thx!
@ba I’ll try to give an update from meat space! Thx!
Never smoked, aside from trying once or twice.
Coffee, though. I would re-enact my passion for that if I could. I don't think any substance had its hooks in me like coffee did.
Coffee, though. I would re-enact my passion for that if I could. I don't think any substance had its hooks in me like coffee did.
I smoked from 13-40. when I finally quit (~20 years ago). It was very final. I have no hatred of smoking or urge to smoke. But I do often wake up and realize I was csually smoking in my dreams.
I used to love cigarettes. Occasionally I miss them. Sometimes I think of them with a slight fondness and the thought of them being back into my life briefly appears and is immediately clobbered by the rush of memories of -needing- cigarettes, and the smell, and the expenses, and the tiny ways all of my life was arranged around how when and where my next cigarette would happen. The burden of the weight of addiction and the slow destruction of my health.
Cigarettes are some good memories and no chance of having a future in my life because of the lessons learned.
It's a lot like my ex-wife.
Cigarettes are some good memories and no chance of having a future in my life because of the lessons learned.
It's a lot like my ex-wife.
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i spent some time trying to convince a woman hater not to hate women and i was not successful.
I value your effort. But that’s a long shot at best.
It's exhausting xo
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vintage picture of a man watching a sailboat on a vcr-connected TV and woman with a food processor and food
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
I love this so much.
The absolute best costume! And what an electric personality she must have!
This rules!
EAT SHIT, CANCER!
Living like an Addams is the way to go in any situation.
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screenshot of a Facebook post. Person A says, "So ready for 47 to be done tomorrow and move on to 48!" Person B comments, "He will still be in for another 2 years." Person A replies, "I am 47 years old and tomorrow is my birthday?"
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
source: forwnbaok
source: forwnbaok
this is how pervasive he's become
when you turn 48, you have completed your 48th year
I have a great idea for a birthday present...
Sorry your name only got removed from one spot and not both, Brock Lindsay.
@samh oops, that's my fault!
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A middle-aged man (me) in an old hall in front of a table of books.
I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
I'm wearing all black, glasses and a mask and giving a two-fingered salute.
A skull with a fez?
:-)
:-)
@joost Ain't never gonna die it without the fez on.
are you flicking us the Vees?
@scruss yes (see alt tag). I also never know what to call it apart from two -ingered salute. Seem to recall people also saying a French salute?
Oh, Up Yours I guess.
@poorusher It's confusing because some people do the peace sign that way. It's also almost totally aged out.
I think the French salute is an Agincourt reference, but possibly apocryphal
I think the French salute is an Agincourt reference, but possibly apocryphal
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Classic 3 panel meme, depicting the moments after Gandalf's death with Boromir begging to give everyone a moment for pity's sake. First panel with Samwise head in hands is captioned "Spooky season lovers on November 1st", second panel shows Santa Claus with a full bag of toys, and third panel with Boromir is captioned "give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
😭😭😭
just took down the halloween decor and ima be got-DAMNED if i do a thing about Xmas before November is over. there’s thanksgiving PIES to be made, man.
I'd like to decorate for Thanksgiving and do more than just have a meal, but there are so very very few Thanksgiving decorations. There is just no room on the store shelves or in people's budgets between Halloween and Christmas for Thanksgiving accessories.
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A giant ram's head looms over a car in a petrol station
( I know, it's not a ewe...)
About 15 metres tall is this symbol of Aussie rural industry.
Pixel 11, no edits
About 15 metres tall is this symbol of Aussie rural industry.
Pixel 11, no edits
The big rooster poking its beak in there as well I see 😏
We're going to need to get some measurements from his counterpart in Wagin to see who's boss.
Hey, Rambo!
I read recently that Aussie lamb prices were skyrocketing because many farmers had reduced or eliminated herds due to a national trend towards chicken. A friend in Toowoomba said “Everything’s fucked” and I agreed.
@not_copinghagen Rambo has about 6m on Wagin’s Baart. Rambo was built as a structure you can go inside, while Baart is a statue you can walk under, which means Baart wins at least one measuring competition. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places...
Rambo looking a little less crowded: https://mltshp.com/p/1ODOT
Thank ewe!
Walk under??? eeewwwwww
@bezt Thank you for your service. I was going to break out the tape measure...
We get it. No need to ram it down our throats.
I keed. Ewe get my drift.
I keed. Ewe get my drift.
@not_copinghagen @bezt @roonie yes but is Rambo as anatomically incorrect as Wagin? https://flic.kr/p/QNWEr4
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Serious Pompeii vibe here.
@BMK /full agreement
[Go the f**k to sleep, read by Samuel L Jackson intensifies]
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A small blobby grey creature stands half-submerged in water. She is wet and glossy, with chub rolls at her neck, tiny round ears, black eyes and a wide hopeful snout. She is near a white plastic float, which she often hides under. She is Maple, the baby Pygmy Hippo at Toronto Zoo.
source: https://scruss.com/blog...
I think the word I'm looking for is *squee!*
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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
<3
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
That’s beautiful!
I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
I recently found out that my date kept and annotated the first drawing I gave to him. It was terrible, so he made careful notes about what it was for posterity. He said it was one of his most prized possessions. Prior to that moment I wasn’t totally sure that he loved me, so it was like going from 0 to 60 in one sentence.
@vosechu : thanks for sharing that!
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Sticker on an urban light pole featuring the 80s TV character ALF flipping a middle finger, along with a sticker for the Chicago hardcore band Through N Through.
Pretty sure that's a non-canonical number of fingers, dude.
hogless Alf, smdh
@joshmillard he's a grower not a shower
@joshmillard my first thought was: needs more hog
AiLF
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Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing in a London studio
Germaine Greer and Vivian Stanshall of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, posing for the cover of OZ magazine 19, 1969. The photography accompanied an essay called 'Oz talks to DR G - the only groupie with a Ph.D in captivity'.
Source: https://library.unimelb.edu.au/asc...
Source: https://library.unimelb.edu.au/asc...
@joost I grew up on the Bonzos (the perks of having a brother who is ten years older), but I wonder if anybody here knows them.
@waa I guess I was too young
@waa I was too young for them and they didn't really reach my part of the US at all, so I wasn't seeing them in the bins of the used record shops I would haunt in my teens. First time I heard "The Intro & The Outro" was on the radio, I can't even remember when or where, and I knew right away they were great.
I only learned about them when someone forwarded a clip of Craig Ferguson lip syncing to this classic https://mltshp.com/p/1RYCS
@joost @bocaj It's a bit of an acquired taste, but give them a try. They're written down as a bit of a novelty/gimmick/cover band but that is hugely unjust. My advice: start off with The Doughnut In Granny's Greenhouse. Not even my favourite but quite accessible, and it gives a good impression of what they could do. Don't skip 'Rhinocratic Oaths':
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door
"I wonder who that is at eleven o'clock in the morning", she thought
But cautiously opened the door and instead of the turbaned ruffian she had expected
She found a very nice young man
Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest
"Would you like a triumph spitfire or three thousand in cash?", He smile
Mrs. Pench took the money
"What will you do with it all? Not that it's any of my business" he giggled
"I think I'll become an alcoholic" said Betty
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door
"I wonder who that is at eleven o'clock in the morning", she thought
But cautiously opened the door and instead of the turbaned ruffian she had expected
She found a very nice young man
Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest
"Would you like a triumph spitfire or three thousand in cash?", He smile
Mrs. Pench took the money
"What will you do with it all? Not that it's any of my business" he giggled
"I think I'll become an alcoholic" said Betty
I was low key obsessed as a sixth-former (late 80's). My buddy, Jason, loved the Bonzos.
He even taught himself how to play skiffle on acoustic guitar and then would pretend to smash it up at the end.
He even taught himself how to play skiffle on acoustic guitar and then would pretend to smash it up at the end.
I had a roommate in the 90's who had them in his vinyl collection
Also The Intro and the Outro
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source: https://www.tumblr.com/jxiaoo
Fun fact: You could work harder than anyone has ever worked every day for the rest of your life and still earn less money than a guy who got lucky one time.
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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woman dressed as an enormous, severed hand walking on its two middle fingers, its gory, gashed stump on top
That's my exact fetish!
It insists upon itself.
I gotta hand it to her
She never fails to deliver
She just might be my favorite part of Halloween. I can't get over how freaky it looks when she looks around, too!
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Archie comic. Mr. Weatherbee is big mad about Archie and Jughead's gigantic-canvas, psilocybin inspired flower power canvas at an art show. "WHAT THE HAIGHT-ASHBURY IS THIS ?!" he says.
Oh Mr. Weatherbee
I lived in the Haight for, like, 18 years. Can confirm.