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nikkuneko

someday

a white, pink, and black v-neck sweater that has been knit with a scene: a deli or lunch counter with a menu at the top and a glass ordering counter below it. near the bottom is a table with a cheeseburger, juice boxes, and snacks, with the text “someday it’s all gonna be irrelevant”
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a white, pink, and black v-neck sweater that has been knit with a scene: a deli or lunch counter with a menu at the top and a glass ordering counter below it. near the bottom is a table with a cheeseburger, juice boxes, and snacks, with the text “someday it’s all gonna be irrelevant”
via @id.knit.that (kendall joss) on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/id...

artist's site and shop:
https://idknitthatco.com/
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Mr_Encyclopedia pro an hour ago
Someday everything that feels irrelevant will be a cherished memory
B6FA798A3449 pro 46 minutes ago
I love this a lot. Cannot afford, and would not wear, but it's just neat
artwells

Sausage Surprise Surprise Surprise

Gomer Pyle looking at a big sausage
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Gomer Pyle looking at a big sausage
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niicholas 2 hours ago
send a salami to your boy in the army!
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
@niicholas if you say that in a Boston accent, it rhymes perfectly.
MackReed

punctuation

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homerj 3 hours ago
"How was school today?"
samh pro 2 hours ago
I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL
robotmachine

Git the joke?

A padlock made by Master Lock. The word “master” on the lock is crossed out and “main” is written below.
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A padlock made by Master Lock. The word “master” on the lock is crossed out and “main” is written below.
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shitleopard 3 hours ago
"PRIMARY"
christ 3 hours ago
TRUMP PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY
hertz pro 18 minutes ago
Subversive indeed
dogwelder

SNAP!

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idogcow 2 hours ago
With great power comes great responsibility
nikkuneko pro 2 hours ago
*marching down the street, chanting “power seats! power windows!”*
greenskpr

sweet dreams

Map of the north american continent labeled differently
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Map of the north american continent labeled differently
https://www.etsy.com/listing...
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ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
Missing: Lake Canada, Lake Canada, Lake Canada, Lake Canada, and Lake Ontario.
homerj 5 hours ago
Alberta should be labeled “Texas”
joost 3 hours ago
It's still Groenland
Whatever Canadian fantasies of power you have
christ 3 hours ago
JEB!
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heyitsal

That's All State.

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The most unwelcoming welcome I've received to date.
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artwells

we can put the cheeseball here

vintage photo of a couple contemplating a floor plan and a lego house
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vintage photo of a couple contemplating a floor plan and a lego house
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dapete 12 hours ago
Those were the Lego windows and doors I had as a kid. Couldn't afford those tree's on accounta the war.
shfitz

3 years with the goof

A large black mutt with a white crest wearing a purple leash and blue collar sits on the sidewalk. She is looking just off camera
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A large black mutt with a white crest wearing a purple leash and blue collar sits on the sidewalk. She is looking just off camera
We adopted Blixa 3 year ago and she's a loving, stubborn, and absolutley wonderful companion.
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ckoerner Yesterday
Good doggy!
MackReed pro Yesterday
yaaayy Blixa! Give Brooklyn a big ol’ lick on the snout for me.
scruss

agree

Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
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Magnets on a refrigerator spelling "Your AI flyer looks like shit from a butt"
source: https://timeloop.cafe/@ItsTheM...
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m3moellering Yesterday
A butt that was constipated.
heyitsal

Hawaiian Cheeseballs

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Source: https://mltshp.com/p/1RVT0

Join the https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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otaman pro Yesterday
Thanks I hate it
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
+++ just amazing
idogcow Yesterday
Dem socks!
samh pro Yesterday
These theee really do get around.
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
the garden phone line is absolutely killing me this morning
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Yeah man, she has the scoop on the back story.@nikkuneko
me3dia pro Yesterday
Aw yiss
nikkuneko pro Yesterday
@0y3ahSansAcut3 "hello, sally? yeah, i'm calling you from the garden phone. you should see the back story i'm looking at right now..."
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
10/10 No notes.
spingo pro 13 hours ago
(applause)
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Argie

Headin Into The Weekend...

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Kodachrome, New York 1959
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mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
They give us those nice bright colors
otaman

Maple

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In a weird post sponsored by Robin Hood All-Purpose Flour, the Toronto Zoo informs us that baby hippo Maple is now 9 butter tarts long.

https://www.instagram.com/p...==
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
"those better be metric butter tarts, and not imperial!"
otaman pro Yesterday
@nikkuneko The Vancouver Zoo would probably use Nanaimo Bars as units.
otaman pro Yesterday
Oh, apparently Maple weighs 528 Timbits:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

And is 12 hockey pucks high:
https://www.instagram.com/p...==

I look forward to learning about her daily poop volume in Poutine increments
MackReed pro Yesterday
@otaman I … did not require that last visual.

I used to like poutine, too.
scruss pro Yesterday
TIL she's called Maple, and I live in the same city. Damn that closed social media loop!
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
French or English tarts? French tarts are 1.066 bigger
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
@mcmjolnir
Is that a William the Conqueror joke?
mcmjolnir pro 2 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick nope! That's an actual French inch size!
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B6FA798A3449

Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1

The construction phase of the 35-foot diameter Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1 in Butte County, California. Two tunnels were built to divert water from the Feather River during the dam’s construction and then plugged at its completion in 1967. Today, the tunnels are used to discharge water from the underground Edward Hyatt Powerplant located near Oroville Dam. Photo taken Aug. 30, 1963.
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The construction phase of the 35-foot diameter Oroville Dam Diversion Tunnel No. 1 in Butte County, California. Two tunnels were built to divert water from the Feather River during the dam’s construction and then plugged at its completion in 1967. Today, the tunnels are used to discharge water from the underground Edward Hyatt Powerplant located near Oroville Dam. Photo taken Aug. 30, 1963.
source: https://www.hcn.org/issues...
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shitleopard 18 hours ago
OUTHOUSE, HENHOUSE, ETC.
lamnatos 14 hours ago
[muffled Firestarter plays in the distance]
csilverman

25

A long city street, tall buildings of glass and concrete stretching up from either side. Cars line the street, and up ahead, people walk across a crosswalk. Far in the distance, rising up into the blue sky like a mirage, stands One World Trade Center. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A long city street, tall buildings of glass and concrete stretching up from either side. Cars line the street, and up ahead, people walk across a crosswalk. Far in the distance, rising up into the blue sky like a mirage, stands One World Trade Center. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt #911
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snarkout

Anniversary

Photograph of a sign in red white and blue: No French products sold here / "God bless America"
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Photograph of a sign in red white and blue: No French products sold here / "God bless America"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"It was a bad time for the empire."
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
freedom fries ONLY
artwells pro Yesterday
Quotation marks doing a lot of work there
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
The people who want to whitewash Bush’s legacy as somehow “more sane” than Trump are having to ignore a whole lot that happened over those eight years.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick I dunno. Calling it "more sane" is by no means an exoneration. Each R administration in my lifetime has been terrible* and each provided the means to facilitate the further excesses of its successors, which means they're inarguably not as absolutely nutbag-crazypants as what's there now. For the same reason, whatever follows has a pretty high likelihood of being even less sane than the current administration.

*(Okay, Nixon was a mixed bag. An extremely mixed bag. An absolutely fucking miserable bag that you would never pick up at the grab-bag counter because of the suspicious stains and odors. But he held office in a time when the political and media environment ensured he couldn't get the unilateral support necessary to do anything he wanted to do, so he managed to get some things right even if only for quid pro quo with his opposition.)
MackReed pro Yesterday
@ardgedee Let us not forget that while Nixon achieved detente with China, he wasted thousands of American lives (and thousands more of allies and enemies) on a losing war and was also a filthy fucking crook.
ardgedee pro Yesterday
@MackReed Not gonna stand here to defend Nixon, the country would have been better off if Eisenhower had shoved him off. Just wanted to note that he managed to get a couple things right, even if only in a stopped-clock sort of way, and his successors have largely been incapable of even that.
poorusher Yesterday
Is this in little Marseille
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artwells

get in loser, the edibles are kicking in

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scene from Wonderbug intro when they start to fly
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samh pro Yesterday
CULATER
poorusher Yesterday
There is no need to be upset.
cristin pro an hour ago
I think everything the Kroffts did required edibles
cristin

exactly!

shiny black sticker that says in all caps, "why would I ask ChatGPT when I could ask my local queer ADHD autistic bike mechanic"
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shiny black sticker that says in all caps, "why would I ask ChatGPT when I could ask my local queer ADHD autistic bike mechanic"
Seriously, any bike mechanic will have better answers than an algorithm.
if they are queer and neurospicy, the answers will be even better!

source: https://mastodon.social/@kayseri...
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samh pro 2 days ago
This is awesome! I'm sending this to my queer, ADHD, autistic bike mechanic friend, Mason right now.
nikkuneko

insanely great toots

four-panel cartoon depicting a bald little round-headed guy on a stage, dressed in jeans and a turtleneck, akin to steve jobs during his apple presentations in the 90s, 00s and 10s. the little cartoon guy is presenting the iphone duo, which was revealed during an apple event this week (9/9/26).

top to bottom, left to right, the speech bubbles read:
1) "i'm thrilled to announce the new iphone duo!"
2) "our thinnest iphone to date, it's ninety-nine point nine percent screen on both sides... ..and it folds in half..."
3) "...ensuring that when you drop it, it will definitely break." 
"it's our most breakable iphone yet!"
4) *a "*toot!*" emanates from the presenter's backside
"ignore the toot."
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four-panel cartoon depicting a bald little round-headed guy on a stage, dressed in jeans and a turtleneck, akin to steve jobs during his apple presentations in the 90s, 00s and 10s. the little cartoon guy is presenting the iphone duo, which was revealed during an apple event this week (9/9/26).

top to bottom, left to right, the speech bubbles read:
1) "i'm thrilled to announce the new iphone duo!"
2) "our thinnest iphone to date, it's ninety-nine point nine percent screen on both sides... ..and it folds in half..."
3) "...ensuring that when you drop it, it will definitely break."
"it's our most breakable iphone yet!"
4) *a "*toot!*" emanates from the presenter's backside
"ignore the toot."
via lukemcgarry on instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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jaymayday

ugh, it's off

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m3moellering 20 hours ago
Off centre? Off kilter? Gone away? I'm confuse.
ckoerner 16 hours ago
It’s filled with old tvs!

https://www.bandwmag.com/gallerie...
jaymayday 2 hours ago
@m3moellering : it's just not right
waldopepper

Two firemen, big, strong guys they literally lifted me up

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idogcow Yesterday
With apologies to Rihanna:

Burning in a hopeless dream/
Hold me when you go to sleep/
Keep me in the warmth of your love
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
So, that's not some gal, and those are men, not children? Horror show.
MackReed pro Yesterday
yeah, FUCK that guy.
artwells

dress for the job you want

vintage Burger King art of a character called the Duke of Doubt
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vintage Burger King art of a character called the Duke of Doubt
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dapete 12 hours ago
Sadly, the Duke of Doubt turned out to be private equity .
joffaboy

Saturn's octagonal polar storm

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Detailed image of the octagonal storm at Saturn's north pole
Source: NASA
https://bsky.app/profile...
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trey pro 20 hours ago
Y'all. This is not a real photo.
0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
I thought the north pole storm was hexagonal.
homerj 17 hours ago
The slopification of fucking everything.
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
Yeah, that account posts AI astro-slop
niicholas 16 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
glug 13 hours ago
it makes me horny
travis pro 3 hours ago
https://science.nasa.gov/mission...
cristin pro an hour ago
AI slop
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O_C

Well? We're waiting.

Photograph of a dog sitting on a tile floor, its front paws neatly tucked under its chest, but back paws splayed out on the floor. It is looking up at its human expectantly. Walkies? Food?
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Photograph of a dog sitting on a tile floor, its front paws neatly tucked under its chest, but back paws splayed out on the floor. It is looking up at its human expectantly. Walkies? Food?
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

"Cuando estoy esperando a q mi mamá diga la palabra VAMOSSSSS jajaja díganme quién se resiste con esos ojitos y esas patitas de corachon hacia el pecho"
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m3moellering Yesterday
That’s a cutie pie!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Raised by cats.
otaman

Not The Onion

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(nor The Beaverton)

This is our idiot of a Premier, destroying everything he can in Toronto
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scruss pro Yesterday
science is for the nerds he used to beat up in high school
artwells pro Yesterday
Reminds me of when the GOP starting harping spending money on "something called 'volcano monitoring'".

Then a big ass volcano went off and they were suddenly quiet.
williwaw pro Yesterday
@artwells Bobbbbbby Jindall!! In a response to an Obama State of the Union speech. He truly thought the U.S. didn't have any volcanoes and was endlessly mocked for it. He managed to stick around for another term but the whole debacle kind of neutered his political career.

I remember at (I think) the GSA (Geologic Society of America) conference after that mess there was a panel or lunch speech in response to his comments with something like, "How do we scientists respond to shit like this," and the speaker(s) and half the audience were all "be measured and calm, take the high road" and the other half of the audience was . . . "Can't you see we're in a fight for our lives here, you stupid fucks, so *noOoo*." (That side was right.)

The stupidity hasn't changed but the reaction sure has. *sigh*
artwells pro Yesterday
@williwaw I used to have a Jindal GIF of his dismissive look and the caption of that quote. I posted it relentlessly during subsequent eruptions.
travis pro 23 hours ago
😩
m3moellering 20 hours ago
Well NOW I can go back to loathing this coke-addled miscreant!
mcmjolnir pro 17 hours ago
@williwaw @artwells every state that touches the Pacific went "whaaaaaaa?" simultaneously when Jindal said that.

Like millions of people can see volcanoes from their kitchen windows!
BennyTheIcepick pro 7 hours ago
The western skyline of Albuquerque is dotted with a series of five cinder cone volcanoes up on the Mesa.
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snarkout

The Problem We All Live With

Norman Rockwell's oil painting "The Problem We All Live With", showing a young Black girl carrying her books and a yellow ruler, wearing a white dress and sneakers, walking on a sidewalk past a wall covered by a large racial slur and the remnants of a hurled tomato. In front of and behind her are four white men in gray and tan suits and yellow "Deputy US Marshall" armbands escorting her; the composition is such that they are visible only from the chest down. Rockwell's signature is at the bottom center of the painting.
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Norman Rockwell's oil painting "The Problem We All Live With", showing a young Black girl carrying her books and a yellow ruler, wearing a white dress and sneakers, walking on a sidewalk past a wall covered by a large racial slur and the remnants of a hurled tomato. In front of and behind her are four white men in gray and tan suits and yellow "Deputy US Marshall" armbands escorting her; the composition is such that they are visible only from the chest down. Rockwell's signature is at the bottom center of the painting.
source: https://magazine.byu.edu/article...

Yesterday was Ruby Bridges' 72nd birthday; she's still alive and living in Louisiana and still working for civil rights. The past isn't dead; it isn't even past.

#painting by Norman Rockwell, 1964. #paintings
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cristin pro 3 days ago
I was so lucky to have been able to see this painting last month, it is currently on loan to the lucas museum in los angeles.

powerful painting of a powerful girl who became an amazing woman.
snarkout pro 2 days ago
It's worth noting, on the same point, that Barbara Henry, the Bostonian teacher at William Frantz Elementary School who was the only teacher willing to have Bridges in her classroom (having had experience teaching integrated classrooms to children in the military), is also still alive at 94. She spent every morning of the 1960-1961 teaching Bridges and Bridges alone, because every white child transferred classes. Here's a photo of them in 2014: https://i.guim.co.uk/img...
crazyunclejoe

THE CHALICE IS ALSO CURSED

Ceramic monkey’s paw chalice
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Ceramic monkey’s paw chalice
Ceramic monkey’s paw chalice made by Henrik Van Rizen (Vantiki) - the detail on this sculpt is amazing
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Argie pro Yesterday
Is this the chalice from the palace that has the brew that is true?!
Argie

Now Delivering

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bezt pro 23 hours ago
https://wahsonline.com/2019...
tamrow pro 22 hours ago
Air Force 1
whangdangdilly 19 hours ago
Lol. @tamrow ftw!
grant_mf

how I work

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bezt pro 23 hours ago
You’re saying a shrimp made this commit?
roonie

They keep me young

Pic of grandchildren on a slide.
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Pic of grandchildren on a slide.
I'm 70 now
These two keep me on my toes.
Embiggen for fun verging on panic.
Did I mention 70?
Mrs Roonie and I are off to Italy for 3 weeks to sort of celebrate.
Changing planes in Doha. Views of the scenic Straits of Hormuz. What could possibly go wrong?
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