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MackReed

song of my people

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no mistakes. impressive.
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williwaw pro an hour ago
that is impressive, wow!

Somewhat related, I don't travel as much as I used to (for work) but the different in-train announcement sounds (happy chime & the Cash-like guitar riff) for the stations at the Denver airport along with the "Hooooooold on please!" *still* appear regularly & happily in my dreams.
MackReed pro an hour ago
@williwaw Hah - I traveled SEA<->DEN frequently when I was visiting Space Force in Colorado Springs back in my startup times. I got sooo sick of that little guitar riff, but I grew to love the DEN suitcase gargoyle.
ang

Glasses for people who don't do consent

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artwells

OOO messaging

sign reading "FUCK OFF" blocking a dirt road
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sign reading "FUCK OFF" blocking a dirt road
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Lockjaw pro 10 hours ago
@NaziPunks
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Locals must be a'courtin one of them Amish gals.
wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
END OF THE LANEWAY
ufez pro 5 hours ago
@Lockjaw Ha, nice.
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robotmachine

 

<Screenshot of a social media post>

Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO)
Furious, I storm into the men's bathroom where an asshole wrote "call for a good time" & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out "call" and replace it with "text"

12:10 PM • 22 May 18
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<Screenshot of a social media post>

Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO)
Furious, I storm into the men's bathroom where an asshole wrote "call for a good time" & my number. What an utter bastard I mutter, as I take out my pen to scribble out "call" and replace it with "text"

12:10 PM • 22 May 18
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crazyunclejoe

Summer in Hollywood

The Hollywood Bowl at sunset, as seen from the cheap seats
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The Hollywood Bowl at sunset, as seen from the cheap seats
I can’t believe it is nearly August and I just hit this particular summer milestone. It was kind of a perfect night, and we were there with friends. 100% Recommended
16 hours ago
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MackReed pro 16 hours ago
🖤
homerj 9 hours ago
Lovely photo
LocalStain

Current Status.

Amazon.com: Maxell Blown Away Vintage Ad 11inx17in Mini Poster Master Print #01: Posters & Prints
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Amazon.com: Maxell Blown Away Vintage Ad 11inx17in Mini Poster Master Print #01: Posters & Prints
I am home and our upstairs neighbor is at MSG for the Phish run.
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jpoulos

Fawty-one yeeaz

A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
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A beautiful pair of homo sapiens, a woman and man in their 50s. Cheek to cheek, smiling at the camera, in bright sunshine in this vacation selfie.
Me (right) and my BFF/it's-complicated since high school, yesterday, Peaks Island, ME.
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Wuv. Twu wuv.
jpoulos pro Yesterday
@MackReed the twuest.
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Happiest of birthdays!
BennyTheIcepick pro 16 hours ago
Or… anniversaries?
jpoulos pro 16 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick thanks! this summer marks 41 years of our relationship. We were 15.
Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
Aww!
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Argie

Build It and They Will Come

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Italian Man Jailed for Building Fake Roman Amphitheatre and Charging Tourists €40

Maybe it was the papier-mâché columns that did him in?!

https://ftnnews.com/travel-n...
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ckoerner 4 hours ago
I mean, given enough time it will be ancient! :p
0y3ahSansAcut3

The Potala Palace, Lhasa, Tibet

Lhasa Tibet, the Summer Palace, I think it was called. Nice article with lots of images in AP News today.
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Lhasa Tibet, the Summer Palace, I think it was called. Nice article with lots of images in AP News today.
The Potala Palace is reflected off a polished tile on a square in Lhasa in western China’s Tibet Autonomous Region on Tuesday, July 21, 2026, as seen during a government organized visit for foreign journalists. #photography #NgHanGuan for AP News


https://apnews.com/photo-ga...
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jordanbrock pro 3 hours ago
Don't give trump any ideas.
LocalStain

mfw

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Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
The grandson in question is worth the follow on insta.
Vidiot

from Rachel Lichtman's amazing Programme 4

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source: https://ascii.textfiles.com/archives...
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frothywalrus Yesterday
My friend would tell you it was originally from Pakistan
heyitsal pro Yesterday
P4 seems really cool!
Argie pro 5 hours ago
60% of the time, it works every time
robotmachine

 

<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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<photo of a bicycle encased in a cube of concrete>
“If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands”
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m3moellering Yesterday
Heehee
bezt pro Yesterday
blockchain
Davezilla pro Yesterday
Strange women lying in cities distributing bicycles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical velodromic ceremony.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@Davezilla +++
Argie pro 5 hours ago
@Davezilla ++
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artwells

user feedback

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Gumby with his head in his hands being covered in gravel from a dump truck
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ang pro 8 hours ago
When the gravel futures contract is held to expiration.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
Gumby’s brief career as a union organizer
snowbow

interior

ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
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ink and watercolour illustration of a pigeon in the rain wearing red rainboots.
i included a little illustration of a pigeon inside as my friend who is getting this loves them!
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damien

Rest in Peace Glen Hansard

Glen Hansard
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Glen Hansard
source: https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyl...
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wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
Damn, too young
nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
awwwwww nooooo! RIP to a real one, way too soon.

i saw him play millennium park in chicago one summer (2009? 2010?) and he was a delight
Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
Just heard about the accident a few minutes ago. I'm gutted.
rob 13 hours ago
RIP. Traveling on a motorcycle around 4am? Damn.
Argie pro 5 hours ago
well this is pretty fucked up
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me3dia

#FFU

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animated gif: a typewriter advances the paper, revealing the phrase: NOT YET YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
source: https://www.tumblr.com/turnupth...
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artwells

"working on my data retention plan, dog"

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man on the phone with notes blowing around his desk
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Argie pro 5 hours ago
"If only there was another way!"
robotmachine

 

<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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<image from The Devil Wears Prada of two judgemental coworkers>
“Are you wearing the Mit-“

<image of Anne Hathaway wearing a long sleeve red and white checker button up shirt and wire rim glasses>
“The Mitch McConnell ai proof of life photo ensemble? Yes I am.”
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poorusher

Marmots

A marmot sat on another marmot on a bed of hay.
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A marmot sat on another marmot on a bed of hay.
https://www.tumblr.com/sacred-p...
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snarkout

Color it red for speed

A painting showing a machine-gun-and-machete wielding orc in heavy armor on a chunky and somewhat abstracted jagged set of rocks. Behind it are pants in red, yellow, and green, twisted metal, and some sort of twisted landscape.
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A painting showing a machine-gun-and-machete wielding orc in heavy armor on a chunky and somewhat abstracted jagged set of rocks. Behind it are pants in red, yellow, and green, twisted metal, and some sort of twisted landscape.
source: https://stuckness.ghost.io/john-bla...

I missed that Games Workshop's iconic illustrator John Blanche, responsible for so much of the the look of Warhammer FRP and Warhammer 40K, passed away earlier this month at the age of 77. RIP. See also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki....
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nikkuneko

my (far less impressive) "mac stack"

a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
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a vertical triptych of old macintosh ports. the first two photos depict a stack of macbooks from 2006, 2011, 2012, and 2024, along with two ipods for flavor, photographed from the left and right sides to show their ports. the third photo is the ports on the back of a white imac g4
inspired by the original post here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ
and the followups here:
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOB
https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOD

i too can (at least kinda) demonstrate the march of port progress in my still-not-discarded mac laptops, from ~2006 to now, plus a special guest appearance.

that "stack" in the first two photos, from bottom to top, not quite oldest to newest for the sake of stability, with a left and right side view:
2006 macbok pro
2011 macbook pro
2012 macbook pro
2024 macbook air (current machine)
2011 macbook air
last-gen ipod classic (160GB)
ipod shuffle

missing in action: my 2008 white polycarbonate macbook, which was stolen in 2011, and my ipad air 4, which was sitting on the couch

and, just for shits and giggles, photo 3 is the ports on the back of my somehow-still-existing 800mhz imac G4, which i keep meaning to plug in again just to have some vibes in the spare bedroom
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wjcstp pro 16 hours ago
Alas, I’ve gotten rid of most of my previous gear, or my stack would have gone back to a power computing clone and Quadra (plus the same white MacBook, my first laptop)
nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
@wjcstp hah, honestly not having the hoard of previous gear is far far healthier IMO! that said, nice, to this day i've never seen one of those mac clones IRL
patd 7 hours ago
FireWire!
nikkuneko pro 5 hours ago
@patd i had legit forgotten that there were TWO on the back of that imac!


(also, hah, i had a firewire audio interface that i just KEPT trying to hold onto, hence me hoarding multiple machines that still had firewire 800 ports for way too long)
mare pro 3 hours ago
I had that bottom one. First MacBook, but still in the enclosure of a PowerBook. So many ports, and it had a removable battery, a great innovation that Steve didn’t like. (I kept it alive until 2020, with some new batteries —I always had two—and a SDD replacing the superdrive.)
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bezt

Non Hallucinatory Ports

r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
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r/mac - Ports of MacBooks 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2024
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...

(in conversation with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTNZ)

#macstack
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
weirdly, this makes me miss my 2008 polycarbonate mac (top of the stack). that was the one i actually lost (was stolen out of my car)
hassebasse Yesterday
I managed to skip the generations with only USB-C ports, I am glad Apple took to their senses again.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
I’m glad they re-added the MagSafe port, even with the unnecessary design changes over the years it’s a genuinely great idea.
rk2z pro Yesterday
I miss my 2012, it was still upgradeable :(
My 2019 is still barely holding on but the fan screams all the time, and the usb only is a pain.
I just bought an M3 back from IT at my last job and getting set it up this week!
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snarkout

This is fine.

A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...

Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
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urlnotfound pro 2 days ago
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
corbie 2 days ago
postcards from the Anthropocene
mare pro 2 days ago
I’ve been on that beach many times. Stark naked. The view wasn’t this spectacular, the eye watering and lung splitting smoke wasn’t present. It was just nice, vacation.
artwells

Lunch

Bowl of ramen
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Bowl of ramen
Clear pig back broth, with a tare of mixed animal fats, tamari, fermented garlic, and mirin. Topped with nori, bonito, salmon furikake, togarashi, roasted hatch chili and New York steak.
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jer pro Yesterday
Art, I'm really considering just showing up some random lunchtime 🤤
artwells pro Yesterday
@jer you got to give me warning to make two, or be prepared to fight me for it.
jer pro Yesterday
@artwells Homemade ramen AND a brawl? Sir, don't threaten me with a good time.
gormat 15 hours ago
Wide swathes of the animal kingdom in there
Argie pro 5 hours ago
@jer ++
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snowbow

coptic stitch bookbinding

photograph of a handmade sketchbook bound with purple cord and a moose pattern (gold and red) on the front and back covers.
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photograph of a handmade sketchbook bound with purple cord and a moose pattern (gold and red) on the front and back covers.
been doing some bookbinding lately. i made this sketchbook for a friend's upcoming birthday, it has partial mixed media paper and partial watercolour paper in it. i'd really like to make more! coptic stitch books are nice to make because the pages lie flat.

this is the tutorial that i followed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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LocalStain

Insane in the membrane - Cypress Hill - Lewis Floyd Henry 16/06/2025

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#ESSENTIAL, #covers
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travis pro 15 hours ago
this kicks ass
MackReed

whip of the week

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‘59 Minsk

no further helpful info at the source, but lots of speculation about why the driver would want to arrive with a wet/cold left leg:

https://www.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Reliability and simplicity made Minsk motorcycles a cult brand in Vietnam, which was the most extensive export market. Minsk motorcycles were among the Soviet motorcycles that were distributed by SATRA, UK, under the Minsk Saturn 125 and Cossack brand names from 1973 to 1979
joshmillard pro Yesterday
would
roonie pro Yesterday
This is how you protect your hairdo.
jessamyn

So. Many. Dongles.

Five mac laptops stacked on top of one another and three ipads stacked on top of those. There are so many ports of various kinds facing the viewer.
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Five mac laptops stacked on top of one another and three ipads stacked on top of those. There are so many ports of various kinds facing the viewer.
Some of these are merely inherited. And some I already got rid of. I should maybe get rid of a few more.

via this and the ones he links to: https://mltshp.com/p/1RTOM
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nikkuneko pro Yesterday
hah, your title! i ALMOST put a few generations of dongles on top of my pile for shits 'n' giggles (including, yes, a firewire 400-to-800 for incredible timeliness)
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I have two full bags of spaghetti, and more in a camera bag. Some isn't even bagged.
LocalStain pro 17 hours ago
I worked in an Apple centric public school district that turned over most devices every three years. I left just shy of iPads going USB-C.

We had so. many. dongles.

It really was crazy. Then you add in Smartboards and Apple TVs etc and it was almost a joke how much stuff(cackles in VGA), that we went through.
mare pro 3 hours ago
The newest computer in my house is from 2015. A MacBook with the nice keyboard, but the screen is broken so it’s my media station.
My ‘work’ computer is a Mac mini from 2012. I use it maybe an hour a week, but it’s useful to run a good spam filter, so my iPad gets less spam.

A few nights ago I almost bought a M5 MacBook Air, but I don’t need it, so I removed it. I love being a semi-Luddite.
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scruss

pretty deathtrap

a two-wheeled recumbent bicycle with equal sized wheels. It has derailleur drive to the front wheel, and the steering joint is somewhere in the middle. The handlebars are under the seat, and the riding position is extremely laid back
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a two-wheeled recumbent bicycle with equal sized wheels. It has derailleur drive to the front wheel, and the steering joint is somewhere in the middle. The handlebars are under the seat, and the riding position is extremely laid back
based on the Flevo Racer from the 1990s, these front-drive mid-steer recumbents can be pretty fast. They are, unfortunately, reputedly hard to ride, and falling off at speed is a distinct possibility.

Classy, though

source: https://meerglas.org/blog...
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ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
Mid-steer, right under the center of gravity too.
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
Took a closer look and yeah, the center pivot has a dampener, always a sign that the thing will want to go in directions you don't.
Lockjaw pro 10 hours ago
Something something Sweet Jumps
dad 9 hours ago
I'll pass
0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Maybe a comfy seat.
wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
Recumbents can be very fast as long as you’re on pretty flat roads. Add in almost any climb and they suuuuuck. My dad had one that I borrowed a couple of times while visiting, I did 40 miles on it once which was probably his lifetime total. Climbing a hill is just a series of single leg leg presses.
roonie pro 7 hours ago
"...it's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it."
The Syd Barrett view.
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
Ooo, pretty!
Um…








*squints*










Oh HELL naw.
mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
Lovely design but dangerous.
scruss pro 3 hours ago
@ardgedee curiously, a whole bunch of Dutch roadsters also have steering damper, and you can ride those no hands (with or without damper) forever.

But the steering geometry on that thing looks like nope
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Lockjaw

Glen Hansard - Her Mercy (Recorded Live At Funkhaus)

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#RIP Glen

He passed away this morning from a motorcycle accident. I have never been so moved by someone's music the way Glen's music has moved me.

We have tickets to see a local production of Once in Saturday. I know I'm going to be an absolute mess.

Thank you Glen for making this world a little brighter.
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