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A 4 masted sailing ship seems to hover above the ocean in a mirage
ang
Sweet jumps, taken.
"No barnacles on THIS baby!"
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Upper case phrases 'Sorry Robot'/'Happy Human'
A font called " Decoy Font " has appeared that humans can read, but looks like different characters to AI.
https://x.com/i...
https://x.com/i...
This hurts my eyes/soul.
Which might explain a few things.
Which might explain a few things.
I only see "SORRY ROBOT"? What does ... oh god no, please don't let this be how I find out?!
@hertz, try squinting.
I scrolled too fast and saw HORNY ROBIN or maybe SAPPY ROMAN
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A color photograph of two beachgoers on beach chairs under a sun umbrella (red and blue with the number 51 on it), surrounded by their strewn belongings. They are facing away from the camera and looking out over the lake. In the middle distance a child wearing a white t-shirt is on the shore. Across the lake, an enormous torrent of flame spews black smoke blotting out most of the sky.
source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
Beachgoers rest on the beach of Moutchic on the shore of Lake Lacanau in Lacanau, southwestern France, on July 24, 2026, as clouds of smoke rise into the sky from the Gironde wildfire. (Maximilien Lamy / AFP / Getty)
Who else is surprised this isn't an image from a SpaceX launch?
postcards from the Anthropocene
I’ve been on that beach many times. Stark naked. The view wasn’t this spectacular, the eye watering and lung splitting smoke wasn’t present. It was just nice, vacation.
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Liam is 16 and while he’s still keeping it tight in the grooming and box departments, he’s taken to wandering the halls all night and howling like a Victorian ghost child.
“Bryan!” “Now!” “I’m Done!” Can be made out as asks to be fed and then finishes. He’s a regular Michigan J Frog, summoning spirits in a guttural bray until you came in the room where you would be met with an innocent “meow”.
“Bryan!” “Now!” “I’m Done!” Can be made out as asks to be fed and then finishes. He’s a regular Michigan J Frog, summoning spirits in a guttural bray until you came in the room where you would be met with an innocent “meow”.
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A hunched, neon-pink figure holds a white mask in front of its head. The mask is white and has a frowning, pinched face that looks like a gargoyle. The figure itself has bright green spots on its back, and a few small pockets at various locations on it. It casts a long shadow. The background is bright yellow. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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a blister-packed toy that looks like the white-and-red shirted waldo from the children's books. the cardback for the toy reads "WALDO CAN'T HIDE FROM HIMSELF" and one side an illustration of the character is saying "My regrets go with me!" below this are two small banners that read "he has done things" and "terrible things". the obviousplant logo is at the bottom of the cardback with an even tinier waldo saying "murder things"
via ObviousPlant on Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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A black and white photo of Thurston Moore playing a black, LEs Paul-like guitar. It only has fur stings on it, with a large gap in the middle between them.
Thurston Moore playing their guitar known as "The Drifter". Stolen along with most of their gear in the 90s, its loss made some songs unable to be played until it was recreated by one of their guitar techs _ source: https://www.tdpri.com/threads...
the late Ricky Wilson would have approved
I saw all the stacked guitars they had backstage when they opened for us way back sometime in the 80s, on their first tour (Death Valley 69?); when I heard about their gear getting stolen, I knew there was gonna be a problem recreating some of the songs; I’ve never again seen that many guitars without cases seemingly carelessly stacked up
@rhettlee opened for you, now that's a story. Thank you for sharing this here.
@rhettlee jealous that you played a show with them! teenage me just keeled over
i never saw them live until they toured on the album they made right after their truck was stolen (nyc ghosts + flowers). i really felt for them, but at the same time they really seemed like they were having fun with new gear and new setups. i've heard a few made their way back to them in the years since.
i never saw them live until they toured on the album they made right after their truck was stolen (nyc ghosts + flowers). i really felt for them, but at the same time they really seemed like they were having fun with new gear and new setups. i've heard a few made their way back to them in the years since.
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A hand with fingers folded and with soap around them, looking like a cat's paw.
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Streetscape: three streetlights and a pay phone cast green light into a foggy night on a litter-strewn street. No one is about.
"Woof? ...Woof?"
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honh honh honhhhhh
Ceci n'est pas un cantaloup
pareidolia-maxxing
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Photo of Frtz Zwicky
Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term "dark matter" which is impressive, but healso coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and | think that should be celebrated more.
Zwicky was brilliant, but I’ll note that his observation was “astronomers are spherical bastards”, and he was very much an astronomer.
And I'll note that "spherical bastard" is variation on an older term "revolving SOB."
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illustration of Jesus being kissed
Hey Jude, don't make it bad...
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animation loop - a concave field of tightly packed spheres limned in white on black revolves slowly around a larger black sphere at its center
me inside Las Vegas Sphere
Every galaxy.
“Limned” is such a great word
@BennyTheIcepick Agreed, one of my favorites!
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comic panel of “The Flying Nun” - a woman in a white nun’s habit with winged hat - dropping a red bundle of lit dynamite sticks out of a blue sky and shouting, “BOMBS AWAY!”
A very happy nunday
....nuns don't work on Sunday! https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Stylized Jimothy tattoo by Connelly Tait at Not Occult Tattoo in Seattle WA
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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"Madam, I knew Jane Goodall, and you are no Jane Goodall."
- from George of the Jungle (1997)
- from George of the Jungle (1997)
"Please wait - verifying you are a human"
*Angry gorilla sounds*
*Angry gorilla sounds*
Would you believe the consultants before you thought the files were actually *in* the computer?
"then s, e, dot, c, and then x"
I hate it when people look over my shoulder as I work.
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"THICK BUT SMOOTH" - ITS LIKE I AM LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR
@shitleopard Heheheheh
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Crone in driver's seat wearing a shirt that says WTFWJD and pondering going into a Christian coffee shop
Finally went to this Christian coffee place in my own merch to distress them. I didn't get a pic inside so this tender treat from the car will have to do.
You have to say, "I want some fuckin' coffee, no incel or virgin coffee!"
@0y3ahSansAcut3 haha will report back
Christian sect one: GOD SAYS MAKE MUCH PROFITS FROM COFFEE!
Christian sect two: GOD SAYS NEVER TOUCH COFFEE!
Christian sect two: GOD SAYS NEVER TOUCH COFFEE!
I was unaware of their alignment! Well, shoot. That just leaves Bigfoot nearby, which sketches me out in a slightly different way.
“just so you know, whatever you do to the least of these, i’ll be doing unto management”
@nikkuneko ahahahahaaaaaaa
@jxyzn I'm right there with you on Bigfoot. The first time I walked into a Woods I felt a panic attack coming on and I googled whether Woods was Christian and sure enough. Body keeping the damn score.
@homerj WHICH SECT DO I CHOOSE
@drurystephanie "Triple espresso, please. Black as the heart of Satan."
How did it go? Did you have to overturn any tables?
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
I cannot love this more!
Goddamn
Took me a minute.
😳 Not until the last line.
I need more G&S, more G&T, or both 🎖️
I need more G&S, more G&T, or both 🎖️
This has some serious slant rhyme crimes, but I guess that's the point.
"adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous" ... wait a minute. Nicely played!
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black metal park bench in a grassy park, empty save for three toys: a grey plush cat with cartoonishly big eyes, a pink plastic polaroid camera, and a brown and white plush cat with the same big eyes
some kid left their whole arsenal behind
@nikkuneko West Side Park?
(not to be confused with https://mltshp.com/p/1RTL0 )
@ba sure is!
haha my kid has that toy cat, it sings jingle bells with "meows" if you pinch its paw.
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<photo of Werner Herzog edited to look like a speech bubble so he is saying the post below>
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
“ Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him”
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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Lettuce entertain you...
Shit, that's really accurate for this Californian.
It's not a phase
This is *not* a Weekly World News graphic.
Is it?
Is it?
Hah! Wisconsin has both the Diarrhea Lettuce AND the Canadian Cough. USA! USA! (I'm assuming)
The green bit at the top of Wisconsin is actually the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
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Social media screenshot.
Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
Wife: Just take the 10-year-old to the pool party and don't make a scene with the other parents.
Me: <image of Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk with his fingers laced and a serious look on his face. USA and NYC flags are behind him>
Image is captioned "Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal."
one sip of beer later....
@travis I don’t even need the beer.
@caitlinburke *a slightest breeze occurs*
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I miss when websites were ugly and usable. So I redesigned my photography website to have some ugly turn of the century vibes. Check it out. https://www.kpraslowicz.com
2006 vibes, fershure. Could be a Google Site.
Bookmarking thank you
I've been pleased to receive your new photograph email blogs as of late.
I should redo my page to make it more friendly to modern machines, but make it look like it did when I first made it, right down to the link bar on the right and hard-coded pages for blog entries. Like this:https://web.archive.org/web...
Usable IS NOT ugly.
Extra points for including the "Netscape NOW!" button at the bottom.
Fantastic work!
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Chalk is the least of it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Have we already forgotten the 2007 melamine contamination tragedy?
We've already exceeded the total number of 2025's measles cases and it's only late July.
And that's keeping in mind those are only the reported cases. People who can't afford or are antagonistic to healthcare are keeping their kids at home and getting advice from Dr. Facebook.
And that's keeping in mind those are only the reported cases. People who can't afford or are antagonistic to healthcare are keeping their kids at home and getting advice from Dr. Facebook.
... or Dr. ChatGPT
@ardgedee I asked Lawyer ChatGPT about this and it said it's fine! (Joking)
@dad Thank you! This is a personal issue for me and I need to see others who understand.
It would be a Jungle out there