person stepping into a vintage computer screen flipping off the camera. the screen has "fuck real life" written on it

the word "maybe" throbbing

A pumpkin carved into a Halloween Jack-o'-lantern sitting on a carpeted staircase. A light inside illuminates the words FRIDAY DEPLOY TO PROD

Panel 1: An employee in a cubicle stares at his computer in disbelief and says "oh my god... Outlook is down"
Panel 2: He sticks his head up with a giant smile as others behind and around him begin to realize. "Outlook's down!" "Oh my fucking god!" "WE'RE FREE!"
Panel 3: Two coworkers hug eachother while crying and one says "We're free! It's happening!" another employee behind them near the exit says "I'M...I'M GONNA PLAY OUTSIDE"
Panel 4: Boss man says "Fix it!" Employee says "I'm trying sir!" Boss says "Fix it before they remember what happiness feels like!"

image from the TV show "The Odd Couple." Felix Unger attempts to get in a taxi while bent over with a throw-out back.

A large kale plant, approximately 7.5 feet tall, is held up by a man in a blue raincoat. He also holds an umbrella. They are in a garden. It is raining. His boots are dirty and his pants are wet at the ankles.

Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker are seen walking into the distance down a Central Park path. Mary Jane asks, "What good is it anyway?!"

Freeze frame of a VHS recording. An actor portraying Mark Twain wears a white suit and stands in a white-fog filled studio set (probably supposed to be heaven).

An open magazine showing an ad with title I FOUND MY NOSE! AND I CAN HELP YOU FIND YOURS!

A large photo shows a man smiling and pointing at his nose.

Ad copy reads:
Recently, I was performing my morning adjustment of my lip wig when I discovered that something on my face wouldn’t let me push it up into my eyes. Naturally, I was frightened and called my neighbor, who is a somewhat famous animal doctor. He told me the blockage was caused by something called a nose, and that they’re very common! Over 80 percent of men (and 35% of women) have some form of nose.

If you think you might have a nose, don’t be scared! Invite me to your home for a steak breakfast and I’ll see if you have one, or if you’re just a deluded freak.

At the bottom:
TAD DUMPLINGS
"I can probably help you find your nose"

In the Yellow Pages under "Nasal Detectives"

A screenshot from twitter of Elon Musk's latest Space X ecosystem-polluting firework-rocket blowing up, from the user who took the picture. A comment on the post is from NASA Administrator Jared Issacman saying "Clearly, you are new at this."

Screenshot of a post by Derrick: Whenever it does get "fixed", it'll break again minutes later and the same shit will keep happening, because rather than putting those engineers to good use making this shit stable, they're too busy fucking with AI bullshit to give a damn about stability.

Two Pogo comic strips. Pogo is playing football with a friend discuss the end of the world on Friday, November 13, 2026, due to overpopulation. "We'll have so many people we'll be squoze to death!"

A dull, foggy place. Looming up from the wild, uneven ground is a large yellow box with a blocky white question mark on it. The box is dingy and stained, with a few graffiti tags. It looks like a cross between a water tower and one of the powerup boxes from the Mario franchise. A few birds perch on the tower, and more circle in the sky. The painting is signed “Chris Silverman”.

Picture of the Earth from space, with the words "If this all goes to shit where you want us to go?" in green, blocky font. At the bottom is a screenshot of a post recording a pilot saying this when the FAA towers went out

atop a wall-mounted steel storage shelf, a plastic-wrapped box of 100 memorex branded IBM-compatible diskettes sits unused. next to it is a bowl. the yellow box holding the red diskettes features the memorex logo, as well as the text "formatted IBM & compatible" to the left, and a larger "100 IBM DISKETTES | Lifetime Warranty" to the center and right.

Close-up photo of a few dozen strings for bass guitar. They look like lumpy wires shrink-wrapped in red, pink and light blue ribbons.

Reflections in antique glass.