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Rear of a small car featuring an array of bumper stickers that have been trimmed and arranged to say "HONK if anything remember if you HONK all you at me i will HONK HONK if you get any close U have to HONK if you will if i HONK myself want HONK if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK"
The "check engine" neon is *chef's kiss*.
Another HONK for my HONK collection
https://mltshp.com/tag/honk
https://mltshp.com/p/1RFVF
https://mltshp.com/p/1R27S
https://mltshp.com/p/1Q4LG
https://mltshp.com/tag/honk
https://mltshp.com/p/1RFVF
https://mltshp.com/p/1R27S
https://mltshp.com/p/1Q4LG
It's a vibe.
@KMAlexander well done, that should have been my title
untitled honk game
I always thought geese flew south for the winter instead of driving...
@bubbalumpkis That’s what we want you to think. https://mltshp.com/p/1OV2L
@bezt this is not in use: https://mltshp.com/honk
@urlnotfound They’re all in Stickers https://mltshp.com/stickers and/or Bumper Stickers https://mltshp.com/bumperst... - tagging is sufficient for my HONK nonsense.
@KMAlexander 🌟
🎵 Put yo hand up on my tronk.
When you honk
I honk
we honk...🎶
When you honk
I honk
we honk...🎶
This makes me so happy.
I don't remember what the sticker said, but at a college party my friend had edited it on his t shirt to "drink a drink a evil drink/ drink and drink and drink and stink."
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Morning Brew @MorningBrew
To recap:
• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max
Elmo's out here playing 3D chess
Above a photo of Elmo on a throne with the caption "Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me."
To recap:
• HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street
• Netflix picks up Sesame Street
• Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max
Elmo's out here playing 3D chess
Above a photo of Elmo on a throne with the caption "Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me."
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My husband had his 4th surgery of the year recently - he'll be fine - and will be "out" until March-ish. . . meaning I've had to do all of the outdoor chores myself, like getting ready for winter this fall (brag: my wood piles are works of art) and winter itself now, like splitting all the wood and alllll the snow clearing: shoveling around the house and blowing the snow on our mile long road/driveway, no small joke in the high Colorado mountains.
Our old snowblower attachment for our Toolcat is almost 20 years old and had a whole host of problems, including a hydraulic system that kept going kaput (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q1B3). Alas, we can't just haul it on a trailer to the mechanics so last year we had the Bobcat people here twice to fix problems we couldn't do ourselves, which was a thing considering the nearest Bobcat dealer is 3 hours away. . . a very expensive thing. Grrr!
SOooooo after realizing I was going to have to do all the snowblowing for the winter alone and, not wanting to spend hours in <0 degree temps swearing at whatever broke this time, hoping that a little grease gun action would fix it or desperately applying JB weld to holes and blah blah blah - doable when we were splitting the work but now has turned from "just irritating/part of life" to actually problematic - I asked for a new snowblower attachment for Xmas. Had to take a loan for it (thanks Trump tariffs! JFC!!) but now it's here! It's here!!!
It's A M A Z I N G. The skid-shoes haven't been re- welded on multiple times at multiple levels. There's no holes in the chute so it actually blows out at a distance instead of falling out. The auger doesn't freeze whenever you look at it wrong. The two stages actually work in parallel. The chute itself is on a sprocket wheel, not a chain, so you don't have to stop every 10 minutes and clear ice chunks out.
Our push/walk behind blower - a lovely Honda 2 stage, self-propelled blower with treads/track drive which throws snow 50 feet and starts when it's 20 below that I also love - is called Odin because it's so powerful and our troublesome old Toolcat blower was Loki. So obviously this new one is now Thor.
THOR!!! All praise THOR!! We received Thor in time for a snowstorm which dumped 4 feet of snow in 3 days and I already LOVE LOVE LOVE Thor. I never want to be without Thor again. You can have your awesome tech doodads and cooking geegaws and music fun widgets and things your kids made for you for Xmas: all I want is Thor. And I have him! I'm soooo lucky!!!
I'M SO HAPPY.
edit: the machine is not new, just the attachment!
Our old snowblower attachment for our Toolcat is almost 20 years old and had a whole host of problems, including a hydraulic system that kept going kaput (see: https://mltshp.com/p/1Q1B3). Alas, we can't just haul it on a trailer to the mechanics so last year we had the Bobcat people here twice to fix problems we couldn't do ourselves, which was a thing considering the nearest Bobcat dealer is 3 hours away. . . a very expensive thing. Grrr!
SOooooo after realizing I was going to have to do all the snowblowing for the winter alone and, not wanting to spend hours in <0 degree temps swearing at whatever broke this time, hoping that a little grease gun action would fix it or desperately applying JB weld to holes and blah blah blah - doable when we were splitting the work but now has turned from "just irritating/part of life" to actually problematic - I asked for a new snowblower attachment for Xmas. Had to take a loan for it (thanks Trump tariffs! JFC!!) but now it's here! It's here!!!
It's A M A Z I N G. The skid-shoes haven't been re- welded on multiple times at multiple levels. There's no holes in the chute so it actually blows out at a distance instead of falling out. The auger doesn't freeze whenever you look at it wrong. The two stages actually work in parallel. The chute itself is on a sprocket wheel, not a chain, so you don't have to stop every 10 minutes and clear ice chunks out.
Our push/walk behind blower - a lovely Honda 2 stage, self-propelled blower with treads/track drive which throws snow 50 feet and starts when it's 20 below that I also love - is called Odin because it's so powerful and our troublesome old Toolcat blower was Loki. So obviously this new one is now Thor.
THOR!!! All praise THOR!! We received Thor in time for a snowstorm which dumped 4 feet of snow in 3 days and I already LOVE LOVE LOVE Thor. I never want to be without Thor again. You can have your awesome tech doodads and cooking geegaws and music fun widgets and things your kids made for you for Xmas: all I want is Thor. And I have him! I'm soooo lucky!!!
I'M SO HAPPY.
edit: the machine is not new, just the attachment!
Your winters are sooooo different to mine. In winter I just have to decide if I really can be bothered with an umbrella that day or not! 😊
Thor is very beastly, for me doing that would be so much fun, but I'm sure after a while it's just a chore
Thor is very beastly, for me doing that would be so much fun, but I'm sure after a while it's just a chore
I need to see a photo of your wood pile.
As someone who has done a turn splitting and stacking firewood, I admire a well-stacked wood pile.
As someone who has done a turn splitting and stacking firewood, I admire a well-stacked wood pile.
Please be posting wood piles
Winter with a big W.
That’s a wonderful machine!
THOR DEFEAT ULLR
@wjcstp The machine is . . . okay, it's almost 20 years old too and also has its problems, but it is wonderful for its age and for being affordable when we bought it awhile ago.
@Argie It may seem fun but all tractors needs a lot of maintenance, and an attachment like this one even more so with additional work; it always take a good 20 minutes to clean afterwards, and when you're standing in below -20 C windchill with a grease gun chipping ice away from the lube points you may curse your life or wish for umbrella time ;)
@Argie It may seem fun but all tractors needs a lot of maintenance, and an attachment like this one even more so with additional work; it always take a good 20 minutes to clean afterwards, and when you're standing in below -20 C windchill with a grease gun chipping ice away from the lube points you may curse your life or wish for umbrella time ;)
i am in awe of your quotidia.
You had me at mile long driveway
Salute!
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I say what's written on that phone often...
Also, reality is sad. (The whole legal kidnapping of non-whites... ) 2025 was supposed to be Jetsons. It isso not Jetsons...
Also, reality is sad. (The whole legal kidnapping of non-whites... ) 2025 was supposed to be Jetsons. It isso not Jetsons...
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows an adult and a child facing away from the camera, watching a giant fossil of a winged dinosaur.
Keystone fossil Monday!
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Centered in the card is a drawing/painting of a wombat. The wombat is wearing a set of candy-cane striped reindeer antlers like those one puts on dogs.
….is from Australia!
Now that is a good looking card 😊😉
I believe the latin for this particular wombat is Wombatus antlertartis
I believe the latin for this particular wombat is Wombatus antlertartis
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A man in uniform holding several plushies with the text, “These are my awards, Mother, from FIFA.”
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comic panel: a man and a woman stand in a spotlight with a city skyline behind them. The woman says," NO machine can be trusted! I told you that all along, didn't I, Roger?" The man responds, "Yes... you did...!"
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¾ black and white portrait of Cary Grant with the caption "Scotch with a little water. And peace. That's what I want at Christmas."
From a series of cards published by Town & Country in the late 1960s with celebrities describing their favorite Christmas drinks. Click though to discover that Paul Newman was an alcoholic.
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/p...
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p...
https://www.instagram.com/p...
also some LSD; Let Santa Deliver!*
*some LSD
*some LSD
Thank you, Rock Hudson for your advice on how to make your dozen egg, half gallon bourbon eggnog “richer.”
Good golly.
Good golly.
the most drunkerful time of the year
Wasn’t everyone an alcoholic?
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Photograph of a winter landscape. The ground is covered in snow; a few small human figures on skis are in the lower left of the photo; to the right, towering ice-and-snow formations resemble humanoid shapes, looking a little like giant snow trolls.
source: https://www.bbc.com/future...
In Japan, Mount Zao's "snow monsters" (juhyo), formed when westerly winds deposit supercooled water on evergreens and create overlapping ridges of ice, are threatened by climate change.
In Japan, Mount Zao's "snow monsters" (juhyo), formed when westerly winds deposit supercooled water on evergreens and create overlapping ridges of ice, are threatened by climate change.
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Nicolas Cage saying "Fuck off, for sure! Like, totally!"
loved this stupid movie so much
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Al Jaffee comic of an Automatic Feeder in a car offering a various foods through a tube
re cold milk and corn flakes: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
bicarb, yum. :p
Tesla clearly it got it wholly and completely wrong.
@homerj woho new desired xmas gift unlocked
Tossed salad but no scrambled eggs.
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an altered photograph of pete hegseth screwing in the plaque for the “department of war”, which has been edited to read “department of war crimes”
found this photoshop somewhere on the social media sludge i trudge through once in a while. stolen from an insufferable tankie i know who occasionally has posts i actually chortle at.
for reference, this was photoshopped from images of hegseth screwing in the new “department of war” plaque:
https://www.war.gov/News...
for reference, this was photoshopped from images of hegseth screwing in the new “department of war” plaque:
https://www.war.gov/News...
Wait, does that idiot really have a sleeve tattoo of Ben Franklin's "Join or Die" agitprop?
@ardgedee i had to look it up, and in the process learned that apparently this doofus has a whole array of questionable tattoos:
https://www.snopes.com/news...
https://www.snopes.com/news...
@nikkuneko to sum up: "His tattoos are not provably Nazi-related but are plausibly racist, fascist and Christian Dominionist." cool cool.
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A view from the surface of the moon: a vast white expanse under a starry black sky. In the top right of the sky sits the earth, a blue and brown half-moon covered with white clouds. Visible in the distance are mountains. Closer to the viewer is a round hole in the ground. A ladder is sticking out of it, leading down to who knows where. Next to the hole is an orange warning cone. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
Access for the celestial mechanics?
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A black 3.5-inch floppy disk labeled “RAM Doubler” by Connectix for Windows, promising “More memory with just one click.” The label features a tan and blue design.
I seem to think I needed this to play street fighter 2 on my 486sx.
This worked so well for everything but games. Iit absolutely murdered some of them more than going without for some reason.
I remember Keanu using this trick in JOHNNY MNEMONIC, to reach a whopping 160 Gigabytes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Not familiar with the Windows version, but the Mac version was actually good and useful, albeit only because there was no native virtual memory management.
@macmanx I can imagine... there's both the added burden on the OS and hardware for shifting data (compressing/decompressing on the fly) between silicon RAM and virtual memory (a.k.a. your hard drive), and RamDoubler not necessarily knowing what of your game's data should not be whisked off to that hard drive.
@macmanx I can imagine... there's both the added burden on the OS and hardware for shifting data (compressing/decompressing on the fly) between silicon RAM and virtual memory (a.k.a. your hard drive), and RamDoubler not necessarily knowing what of your game's data should not be whisked off to that hard drive.
spoiler: it doubles your copy of paul mccartney’s “ram” only
@ardgedee Yeah looks like the Windows version was just slow disk swapping, sounds lame: https://apple.fandom.com/wiki...
Pretty sure there's a gay porn actor named Ram Doubler.
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optical illusion of a black cat that jiggles when you shake your phone
I too saw this on my laptop last evening but fortunately it received a glance on my pocket computer this morning for a giggle.
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A two panel screenshot from an episode of the Wire. Walon (Steve Earle) leans into the guy standing next to him and says:
1st panel: "Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me"
2nd: "Four tops"
1st panel: "Bubs, I've only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me"
2nd: "Four tops"
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Outstanding meme format.
Amazing
The Temptations I feel to one-up this meme are real.
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Vintage ad for "Chi-Chi's" with the slogan "When you feel a little Mexican"
I didn't live in a place with a Chi-Chi's when this ad ran, or my memory has purged it for my safety
Oof. I don't remember the ad but our local Chi-Chi's sucked bad.
Our former neighborhood Chi-Chi's was torn down and is now a police station
@wjcstp That transition is so semiotically dense that I can't even *begin* to unpack it.
I only remember the commercial where a guy in an overcoat siphoned salsa into hidden containers.
And now I'm nostalgia-craving a chimichanga
And now I'm nostalgia-craving a chimichanga
Chi-Chi’s was my favorite restaurant growing up in a town that’s like 94.5% white per the census. I had no exposure to actual Mexican food and as far as I was concerned their microwaved hepatitis-ridden slop was as authentic as it gets.
DISTURBING CHI-CHIS COMMERCIAL (1983):
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
@otaman 😳
Also, is that what South Park was referencing with the Jennifer Lopez bit?
Also, is that what South Park was referencing with the Jennifer Lopez bit?
On a related note, apparently it's quite a British-only thing to say phrases like the following when getting food, is this still the case?
Shall we get an Indian? Do you want an Italian? I could murder a Chinese etc.
Shall we get an Indian? Do you want an Italian? I could murder a Chinese etc.