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nikkuneko

minor health goal: can finally do 5 uninterrupted miles at a decent pace

screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
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screenshot of a fitness activity app, showing a 5.09 mile run from user “nikku_neko_54”. chart at the bottom shows pace, ranging from 26’00” to 6’00”.

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nikku_neko_54
Jun 18 at 14:51
Amazfit GTR 2e
5.09 mi
48:19
Workout Time
09’28"
Avg pace
163
Avg heart rate
642
Calories
168
Avg cadence
06'10"
Best pace
not to be a braggart about something so small, but feels good man. as someone who grew up extra tubby and was never in shape enough to even run one mile, it’s nice to hit even a moderate goalpost.

screenshot from amazfit’s zepp health app (currently using the GTR2e)
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snarkout pro 3 hours ago
Hell yeah.
pk pro 2 hours ago
That's great work. Way to go!
wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
Starting up is the hardest part, way to go!
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
awesome to hear, and keep it going. longer life is the payoff.
LocalStain pro an hour ago
In high school I ran a mile in a just over six and a half minutes...

That was the last time I ran a mile.
mcmjolnir pro 50 minutes ago
Kick ass! I just started back in on the couch to 5k myself, love to see it
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foist

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)

Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
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Galactus states how he's into planet fitness, fitness planet into my mouth.
Stolen from bluesky...
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ufez

How I Roll

Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
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Picture of my feet (in shoes) from an orange alpine sled going up a return track in the woods
First Alpine Coaster! At Aerie's Resort in Grafton, Illinois (right on the Mississippi River just North of Alton): https://www.aeriesresort.com/coaster

Pretty dang fun, and the way they have it built into the woods kind of makes you feel like a Stormtrooper on a Speeder Bike buzzing around Endor.
7 hours ago
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poorusher

Merguez sausages, Spanish rice and harissa

A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
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A plate stacked with Spanish rice, sausages, with a fork sticking out the side.
Garbage photo but pretty tasty. I had Merguez sausages once years and years ago and often lust after them. Marks and Spencers now stock them.

First time I made Spanish rice also. Jessica usually makes it and is pretty boss at it, mine was so so.
7 hours ago
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hertz pro an hour ago
Did you let out a little squee when you saw them at M&S?
scotto

wise words

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via https://www.instagram.com/p...
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nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
finally, the wisdom i needed #blest #horsetime
artwells pro 4 hours ago
Eat! Horsetime.
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 hours ago
Half horsefishalligator half man
MackReed pro an hour ago
this is … one of those AI thingies, isn’t it.
mare pro an hour ago
No Comment
tamrow pro 33 minutes ago
I sea horse.
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waldopepper

Meanwhile in Moscow... a light seasoning

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mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
This was an own goal, Russian anti-drone missile made the lid flipping boom
jive_t pro 4 hours ago
@mcmjolnir even better says i
MackReed pro an hour ago
Also this is AI.
poorusher

Team assemble!

Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
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Page from a book, showing pictures of 6 tobacco pipes. Title reads "Classic Pipe Squad"
7 hours ago
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3rdparty pro 7 hours ago
Ceci n'est pas une squad
nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
i still have my pipe squad:
https://mltshp.com/p/1MT54
mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
I do pipe squats down at the gym
0y3ahSansAcut3

Tree Of Life

Lone remaining tree in a deforested area of The Amazon.
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Lone remaining tree in a deforested area of The Amazon.
A lone tree stands in a deforested area of the Amazon rainforest.
#hotography #RaphaelAlves AFP Getty

https://www.theguardian.com/environm...
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urlnotfound

my daughter has an aesthetic

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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.

It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
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ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
Cool!

How much did the wrap cost?
urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
trey pro 12 hours ago
Fantastic
travis pro 12 hours ago
I am so jealous, this looks amazing
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MackReed

proposed emoji

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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
22 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.

"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
bezt pro 16 hours ago
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.

This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
joffaboy

Maillag view

Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland
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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Lovely
drurystephanie Yesterday
I yearn for this
WikiAdam Yesterday
I want to go to there.

What's Maillag like?
B6FA798A3449 pro 9 hours ago
I am experiencing envy.
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LocalStain

The Charles.

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11 hours ago
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poorusher 8 hours ago
Oooof
MackReed

nuh-uh

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a shirtless man with demonic face, horns and dubious expression repeatedly shakes his head
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
14 hours ago
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rogrtheshrubber pro 10 hours ago
Calibos!
urlnotfound

we're going shopping

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The original color of the car
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.

They did a nice job on the wrap.
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MackReed pro 23 hours ago
this is great.
travis pro 12 hours ago
:chefs-kiss:
snarkout

G🏀TV

Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
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Photo of a blue-and-orange "I Voted" circular sticker resembling a basketball. "Voters who vote early at poll sites on Thursday could get a special Knicks-themed sticker. (NYC Board of Elections) Credit: NYC Board of Elections.)
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Limited edition Knicks sticker for early voting today, to correspond with the parade.
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jpoulos pro 13 hours ago
Greatest city in the world.
robritz

View from Tibidabo, Barcelona

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There's a small mountain on the north edge of Barcelona. The peak is called Tibidabo. There's an amusement park that hugs the side of the mountain. You start at the top and work your way down, then you can either hike back up or take a lift. It was really fun.

We went in the evening and my daughter and I hopped on the ferris wheel right before closing. This is the view facing away from the city.

Camera nerdery: Sony A7iii, Tamron 35-150 2-2.8.
20 hours ago
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artwells

instant wife

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fallout zombie saying something
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dogwelder pro 10 hours ago
has to wipe
jive_t pro 9 hours ago
That guy has no nose. How does he smell?
foist pro 8 hours ago
Instead a what
poorusher 8 hours ago
Tyco Brahe
0y3ahSansAcut3 7 hours ago
It's a wolf.
rogrtheshrubber pro 7 hours ago
@jive_t Terrible!
rogrtheshrubber pro 7 hours ago
Hands can wave
MackReed pro 7 hours ago
take your shoe off
mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
Such a whif
Davezilla pro 3 hours ago
@jive_t I don’t think he smells very good.
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MackReed

let’s go shopping to lift our spirits

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animation loop: a pink skeleton walks slowly past shelf after empty grocery shelf, pushing an empty aquamarine grocery cart
taf: https://www.tumblr.com/hot-pain...
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samh pro 13 hours ago
Toilet paper aisle at Walmart, March 2020.
joost 11 hours ago
@samh ++
dreyfusslugado 11 hours ago
@samh (chef's kiss)
urlnotfound pro 9 hours ago
I felt like an idiot when I came home from Costco with a giant pack of toilet paper, the second purchased in two weeks, in late February 2020 because I forgot to update the shopping list.

That feeling did not last.
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zork

Big Prairie, Glacier NP

In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
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waldopepper pro 19 hours ago
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
samh pro 13 hours ago
Downed tree season is real!
MackReed

simulator

A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
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A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
this is stupid and satisfying: https://screen.toys/firewood/
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
Oh that's amazing.
samh pro Yesterday
I will no longer be getting any work done for the remainder of the month of June.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
wow I have a crappy video card. frame rate was something like 1 per second.
Still, looks fun.
roonie pro Yesterday
@dreyfusslugado Fun? Mate, this is work!
When the boss asks, what are you doing? I'm working, Hard! ffs
otaman pro Yesterday
So good.

But I would like to stack my firewood a particular way ...
idogcow 21 hours ago
No featured, getting the splitting wedges stuck
waldopepper pro 19 hours ago
I wanted to make a full circle of chopped wood but it looks like it's only half way round then you can't add any more :( Please send help.
rogrtheshrubber pro 10 hours ago
My first job after I graduated high school and got married was at a secondhand furniture/appliance store. In addition to buying and selling pretty much anything we also bought semi-trailer loads of logs in the summer and cut/split/stacked cords and cords of firewood to sell. Of course, when I say "we" I mean me, as I was the sole employee. Thankfully, one day my boss made a trade for a hydraulic splitter and I no longer had to swing an axe all day.
samh pro 8 hours ago
I wasted enough time to fill four concentric half-rings, @waldopepper.
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1f2frfbf

Polaroid Archive

A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
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A young Dorthy Hamill holds an ice skate in a Polaroid print, flanked by two color bars. The print was copyright Andy Warhol, it was stamped saying such. This image is by me and I refuse to hold or leverage any reproduction rights on any of my work or of any photographs of my work as a matter of principle. Take that as you will. Let the lawyers sort it out. I just share cool stuff.
An SX-70 Polaroid print of Dorothy Hamill by Andy Warhol. Photographed by me, many years ago.

I've seen, and held, and photographed, some things.

Inspired by https://mltshp.com/p/1RRN0 and @LocalStain's video which I'm not smart enough to link.
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poorusher 8 hours ago
Lovely!

You know about this right?
https://mltshp.com/polaroids

If not I can save it to that group.
1f2frfbf pro 5 hours ago
@poorusher I'm in!
dogwelder

Thursday Morning Movie 24: Back in the Saddle

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I turned on a/b testing for the title & thumbnail even though I don't get enough views to bother.
I turned on a/b testing for the title and thumbnail even though I never get enough views to bother.
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dphiffer pro 10 hours ago
We used to do fartlek training for cross country!
snarkout

Sternly-worded letter

A panel from a comic book, showing Captain America fighting three men in green army uniforms. He's on top of one and stiff-arming the second, Heisman style (and his hand is bigger than the guy's face). "Hey! You can't barge in here--oompff!" "Just try to stop me, mister! I'm in no mood to exchange formalities!"
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A panel from a comic book, showing Captain America fighting three men in green army uniforms. He's on top of one and stiff-arming the second, Heisman style (and his hand is bigger than the guy's face). "Hey! You can't barge in here--oompff!" "Just try to stop me, mister! I'm in no mood to exchange formalities!"
source: https://them0vieblog.com/2012...

#kirbythursday hopes you always remain diplomatic. (From Captain America no. 212 1997)
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hertz pro an hour ago
Into the Teams chat like ...
joffaboy

London Tube map of the digestive system

London Tube style map of the digestive system
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London Tube style map of the digestive system
Source: https://www.radiologycafe.com/blog...
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scruss pro Yesterday
cue takedown from TfL in 3, 2, ...
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
Just had my colonoscopy so I am very familiar with the not-pictured express route.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
St Pancreas innit
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
"Hand me the sigmoidoscope!"
BMK Yesterday
@mcmjolnir ++
BennyTheIcepick pro 15 hours ago
@mcmjolnir
Whoohoo chugging the party jug!
misslivie 11 hours ago
this is a Piccadilly Line Train to......Cockfosters.
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artwells

logging in

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charleton heston getting hosed in Planet of The Apes
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LocalStain

Wattzotica

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Featuring Mike Watt.

Source- https://www.thetonearm.com/galecsta...
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wjcstp pro 14 hours ago
I doubt there's a more active and enthusiastic collaborator in music today than Mike Watt. Thanks for posting this, listening now and i'm already hooked.
ardgedee pro 5 hours ago
@wjcstp It's actually gratifying to know that Watt, Ian MacKaye, Henry Rollins, even Steve Albini managed to age gracefully into elder statesmen types without taking a heel turn.
tom

Alfred Joseph Casson

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source: https://www.tumblr.com/yama-bat...
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williwaw pro Yesterday
literally loudly gasped

incredible
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Neo cubism?
wjcstp pro Yesterday
that waterline detail is so good
tomb 16 hours ago
Tom Thomson came paddling past...
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scotto

too true

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3rdparty pro Yesterday
Chuckles in Canadian
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Chuckholes in American because there is only war money, not infrastructure money.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
*Steve Miller Band intensifies*
O_C

BECK!

David Geffen Records, Inc. 1996 promotional photograph of American recording artist Beck (Beck David Hansen). He is wearing a dark zip-up jacket over a collared shirt, and looking to the side. His hair is blowing in the wind.
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David Geffen Records, Inc. 1996 promotional photograph of American recording artist Beck (Beck David Hansen). He is wearing a dark zip-up jacket over a collared shirt, and looking to the side. His hair is blowing in the wind.
source: https://doomandgloomfromthetom...
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joffaboy

KitCat communing

A long-haired cat
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A long-haired cat
She's extra smoochy as we've been away for 8 weeks
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