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n0wak

Simulacra and Simulation

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Argie pro an hour ago
Aligators all the way down
poorusher an hour ago
PHWOAR
bezt pro an hour ago
That's not a croc, _this_ is a croc.
bezt pro 53 minutes ago
@bezt However, this is probably ML generated, and it's simulacra all the way down - the legs on the furniture in the background don't quite make sense. AI-ligator, not alligator. This does seem to have happened in 2019, though on a smaller scale. https://www.clickorlando.com/news...
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n0wak

Ruined

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nikkuneko pro an hour ago
for others squinting at the URL at the bottom of the frame:
https://tinyview.com/mrlovens...
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
(and the "secret panel" is at https://tinyview.com/mrlovens... )
joffaboy

Snowy Owl in pastels

A white owl flying above snow,
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A white owl flying above snow,
Photo by Chi Shiyong
A snowy owl glides over the snow-blanketed grasslands at Hadatu Ranch on a cold day in Hulunbuir, Inner Mongolia, China

Source: https://www.theatlantic.com/photogra...
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bubbalumpkis pro 17 minutes ago
This is how owls looked in the '80s
m3moellering

The Changing of the Guard.

A pallet of Kingsford charcoal sits near the freezer aisle in Costco with several bags of “ice melt” sitting on top of them.
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A pallet of Kingsford charcoal sits near the freezer aisle in Costco with several bags of “ice melt” sitting on top of them.
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joffaboy

Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran

Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
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Intricately detailed shapes of the blue-tiled mosque's ceiling
'The ceiling of Shah Mosque in Isfahan, Iran (1611), featuring a mesmerising array of geometrical tessellations and radial designs. The patterns are meticulously planned, with each tile cut to fit into the celestial design.'

https://www.threads.com/@bilalcy...
5 hours ago
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scruss pro 4 hours ago
Please tell me those fuckers haven't bombed this
shfitz pro 3 hours ago
I was fortunate enough to visit Iran in 2015. The architecture and mosques of Isfahan were an absolute highlight. I'll dig up some photos to share, it's a spectacular place.
1f2frfbf pro 3 hours ago
This mosque is very high on my list of places to visit, and each year it gets less and less likely I will be able to...
dreyfusslugado an hour ago
Tardigrade-esque
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joffaboy

So did I, @tufpraise

Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song

Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image

Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
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Post & response:
@tufrick
how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song

Praise
@tufpraise
you just wanted an excuse to post this image

Image shows a hippo throwing flames from it's arse, and the flames being quenched by several cows spraying milk from their udders
https://www.tumblr.com/crap-use...
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bezt pro 4 hours ago
No excuse needed. https://mltshp.com/p/1RK3X
minimumsafedistance 2 hours ago
#NutellaFactory
joffaboy pro an hour ago
@bezt Ah, good to find the OG
nikkuneko

the correct way to photograph live shows

low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
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low-light photo of a hand holding up a smartphone, which is recording video of mike kinsella performing on a bar patio
taking photos of people taking photos should not amuse me as much as it does

owen, live at pygmalion fest, september 2014
(per: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNSA )
canon eos 350D | 50mm f/1.8 mk II | ISO 1600
added to flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
12 hours ago
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williwaw pro 12 hours ago
I love this so much
robritz 8 hours ago
i love doing this. i'm considering doing a photo book of just photos of other people's photos the moment they're being taken.
urlnotfound pro an hour ago
I love taking photos of people taking photos.
nikkuneko pro an hour ago
i'm glad it's not just me!
me3dia pro 44 minutes ago
I was at a show in a small venue this winter, and one of the groups had set up a videocamera to film their set. I took a photo of the display, with the band blurry beyond it, and afterward three or four other audience members did the same thing. The first one actually told me it was a great idea.
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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O_C

the world is yours

Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
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Photograph, Northern Blvd, Queens. reflection side view mirror.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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MackReed

never mind

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13 hours ago
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artwells pro 11 hours ago
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an IUD in the knee"
ralfonso pro 10 hours ago
i mean they _are_ poky
tweedlydo pro 46 minutes ago
i mean, i deserve a purple heart for my IUD. that suuuuuuucked.
artwells

 

[satirical statement from george costanza] 

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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[satirical statement from george costanza]

Good afternoon.
The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jerry Seinfeld need to end today.
I have never been friends with Seinfeld.
I was invited to the same parties as Seinfeld from time to time, since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City.
The first time I crossed paths with Seinfeld was in the year 2000, at an event Elaine Benes and I attended together. I never had a relationship with Seinfeld or his accomplice, Kramer.
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cristin

himbs a chomk unit

black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
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black and white photo very stocky Exmoor Horn ram. standing on grass outside a paddock. behind him there is a jeep-like open vehicle, two trucks, a few workers, and a telephone box.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
19 hours ago
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otaman pro 17 hours ago
Classic
scruss pro 15 hours ago
The second original absolute unit.the original being "Big Dave" Morgan-Hewitt
mkerbaj

Awaiting Seat Assignments

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18 hours ago
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m3moellering 17 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I scared the dogs laughing!!
roonie pro 8 hours ago
Up in first class.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 3 hours ago
They're going to be waiting until next Tuesday
heyitsal

Adopt Miss Bunny Snickerdoodle!

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AKA: SNICKERS
https://www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt...
We're fostering her right now. Her hobbies include running at slow motion light speed, anything playful, and laying down on you.
20 hours ago
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ba pro 20 hours ago
kyoot!
jessamyn pro 20 hours ago
darling!
poorusher 19 hours ago
I'm melting
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
Introspective petunia loving pup, what kind is she?
heyitsal pro 15 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Her mom is a Rat Terrier-ish dog - that's about all we know. Hard to tell about what else is involved. She'll stay pretty small though.
heyitsal pro 13 hours ago
@0y3ahSansAcut3 For size reference, she is standing in a flower pot :)
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y95

 

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I can just barely remember this on the outskirts of my mind. I wonder if this is where my love for sorting came from.
18 hours ago
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B6FA798A3449 pro 17 hours ago
Those came in periodic packets in the mail, yeah? This is unlocking some core memories for sure
roue 17 hours ago
Illustrated Wildlife Treasury cards from the 70s. I remember these too. We're all old.
wjcstp pro 17 hours ago
I might still have mine in the house somewhere, I loved reading those things when I was a kid
ba pro 16 hours ago
YES!

Now who remembers the smell of Plastigoop™ cooking in the Thingmaker™?
hmm 16 hours ago
@ba, Creepy Crawlers Thingmaker II
cb pro 12 hours ago
Oh wow haven’t thought of these in a minute 🦦
me3dia pro 41 minutes ago
Oh wow, I think we got these for awhile! No idea what happened to them.
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Vidiot

 

Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster
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Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Melania Trump on the Weekend at Bernie's poster
source: https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-w...
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minimumsafedistance 2 hours ago
if you watch this again, i would say it actually holds up. if anything it improved for me, because the lampooning of drunk east coast jackasses become much more prescient to me in my 40s than in my teens. also it's funny when rich people die.
joffaboy

Buster smiles!

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Clip of Buster Keaton sitting down in a bus, waving and smiling
https://www.tumblr.com/busterlo...
San Diego, I Love You, 1944
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Lockjaw

Q: Are We Not Men?

Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
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Jerry, Mark (as Booji Boy), and Bob 1 of Devo at The Complex in SLC.
It only took me 45 years to finally get my ass to see these guys, and it was so worth it! I've been a fan since high school, but have never been able to line my schedule up with theirs. Oh, and I even got a smiley face bouncy ball from Booji Boy!
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Fantastik 12 hours ago
I'm going in June. It will be my first time also.
tweedlydo pro 44 minutes ago
they fucking brought it
robritz

Fren

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While doing an evening shoot for our project, we were visited by this slender fren. They were hunting for wee fish for quite a while.

Sony a7iii, vintage nikon 300mm f4.5.
7 hours ago
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3rdparty pro 4 hours ago
good fren
Argie

Kiwi Big Unit

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Lives in England, made by New Zealanders

"Ten tonnes of chalk has been dropped by an RAF Chinook helicopter on a giant kiwi as part of a major restoration project.

The Bulford Kiwi is set in the chalk on Beacon Hill, above the village of Bulford on Wiltshire's Salisbury Plain.

Constructed in 1919, it was carved by soldiers from the New Zealand Expeditionary Force who were waiting to return home following the end of World War One."

More here https://www.bbc.com/news...

Bigness not confirmed, however I have seen pictures of the NZ Expeditionary Force https://www.awm.gov.au/collecti... and I therefore have no need to question the validity.
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roonie pro 8 hours ago
Bringing the chalk in by Chinook. hmm
10 tonnes of chalk dropped and about 7 tonnes blown away.
gormat

Bowiebranchia

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A whole Tumblr of nudibranchs that look like David Bowie (and vice versa)
https://www.tumblr.com/bowiebra...
12 hours ago
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LocalStain

/theydidthemath

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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
No salespeople will call.
gwint

The Time Being

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via https://bsky.app/profile...
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
"For the time being have him raise his eyebrows and wink."
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Is he holding Wink Martindale captive?
idogcow Yesterday
[Pulls out Sonic] "Allons-y!"
minimumsafedistance 19 hours ago
I think about a version of this joke all the time, and then I don't do anything with it because it's usually bad.
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 2 hours ago
The Time Being is up there with The Gecko.
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jessamyn

Thanks scruss!

a flat rectangular plastic card with four large round circles arranged in an arc and a semicircular cutout in the left edge. It is white with orange highlights. It's clearly designed to engage with the fingers and thumb of the left hand. There is a small round hole for a knotted string in the top left corner, marked "Memory". The larger holes, from top to bottom, are numbered 1, 3, 5 (thumb cutout), 2 and 4.

All of the text is written in a delightfully retro-futuristic font (likely Data70) invoking MICR computer text. Other texts are "The Zlotnian Calculator™" and "© Fingerbrain Co. Seattle, WA 98103 U.S.A."

This one is 3D printed, unlike the other one posted earlier.
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a flat rectangular plastic card with four large round circles arranged in an arc and a semicircular cutout in the left edge. It is white with orange highlights. It's clearly designed to engage with the fingers and thumb of the left hand. There is a small round hole for a knotted string in the top left corner, marked "Memory". The larger holes, from top to bottom, are numbered 1, 3, 5 (thumb cutout), 2 and 4.

All of the text is written in a delightfully retro-futuristic font (likely Data70) invoking MICR computer text. Other texts are "The Zlotnian Calculator™" and "© Fingerbrain Co. Seattle, WA 98103 U.S.A."

This one is 3D printed, unlike the other one posted earlier.
re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RNGV

Print your own: https://www.printables.com/model...
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roue 17 hours ago
Official calculator of the Zlotnian Frogma Underwater Re-Cycling Team. https://www.mccoys-kecatalogs.com/SpecialS...
scruss pro 14 hours ago
I'm so glad you made this!
gwint

Self-Portrait by Man Ray

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1933-35
via https://onlineonly.christies.com/s...
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joost Yesterday
Maurits Eschers famous lithograph is from 1935 apparently
me3dia

the morning after the cheese ball

This may not be safe for viewing at work.

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A man and woman wave at someone from in front of a white house. As they turn and walk between topiary back to the house, it's revealed that neither is wearing pants or underwear.
nsfw: butts

source: https://www.tumblr.com/fatmagic...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 23 hours ago
Do you think she has sock tattoos on her lower legs?
tonyb pro 22 hours ago
Girl you got me diggin' it the way you Porky Piggin' it...
dapete 14 hours ago
No shirt-cocking, please and thank you.
BennyTheIcepick pro 10 hours ago
Spectacular alt text, and bonus points for the use of “topiary”
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nikkuneko

George Martin's "In My Life" Piano Solo at Recording Speed

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short video clip taking the "harpsichord solo" from the beatles track "in my life" and slowing it down to its original recording speed. video is a still photograph of producer george martin sitting at a keyboard in the studio with paul mccartney standing over his shoulder
i was always a big fan of the novel recording techniques developed by george martin while working with the beatles, but this was something i learned about very recently:

"Martin wrote a Bach-influenced piece that he found he could not play at the song's tempo. On 22 October, the solo was recorded with the tape running at half speed, so when played back at normal pace the piano was twice as fast and an octave higher, solving the performance challenge and also giving the solo a unique timbre, reminiscent of a harpsichord." [wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...]

full song for reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
the "harpsichord solo" is at 1:28
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joost Yesterday
Didn't know this. Tx
scruss pro 22 hours ago
so he Alvin & The Chipmunks'd it?
dad 22 hours ago
I thought it was a harpsicord.
nikkuneko pro 21 hours ago
@scruss "but of all these friends and lovers / i would like a hula hoop"
bencmeissner pro 19 hours ago
@nikkuneko !! 🤣
thelonius 30 minutes ago
@dad me too
nikkuneko pro 3 minutes ago
@dad @thelonius genuinely thought it was a harpsichord my whole damn life until i read about this
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shitleopard

FUNGALS.AND.GUYS

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Argie pro 15 hours ago
If ever a square needed to be renamed...
m3moellering an hour ago
That was a witch…
LocalStain

@poorusher

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re- https://mltshp.com/p/1RNR0

Game changer.
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scruss pro 22 hours ago
next level butter management
dad 21 hours ago
Not too long ago I made a pie crust with thin butter strips like this instead of chunks and it was next level flaky.
m3moellering 21 hours ago
OOOoooooh!!!!
And @dad I gotta try that!!
ba pro 20 hours ago
butterfingers!
mcmjolnir pro 15 hours ago
Been doing this for a while, keeps your toast intact.
joshmillard pro 13 hours ago
oh shit
ardgedee pro 4 hours ago
My problem is that years of experience in analog-era prepress has left me with knife skills that allow me to make butter peels like that with a steak knife or whatever else is handy so I never thought of using a peeler and that's dumb because the peeler would be so much faster.

A+ tip. With an extra + for the Kuhn Rikon peeler there.
poorusher 3 hours ago
"Whoever fights butter should see to it that in the process he does not become butter"

(but thanks for this, I love trying to catch slivers)
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LocalStain

Gil Scott Heron Was Right.

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source: https://old.reddit.com/r...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I hear tbey are selling off our national art collection, which is housed in public buildings, they are also selling off.
idogcow Yesterday
How much can a new forrest cost Michael, $5?
tweedlydo pro Yesterday
don’t forget the fucking ballroom
dapete 14 hours ago
Is it for fucking now? OH SHIT! That's gonna be grossAF!
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