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y95

Go on ahead buddy

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Thanks for giving me a place to share our adventures.
It’s so quiet in the house today.
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 hours ago
😭
I’m so sorry. What a good pupper.
travis

that's what I'M FUCKIN' TALKIN' ABOUT!

a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
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a screen capture of Alysa Liu's smiling face right after her performance when she looked right into the camera and said "that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about!" and in the foreground is a post from stone.cold.jane.austennn that says "If I send you this, then that's what I'm fuckin' talkin' about"
#FFU
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scruss

only have to be faster than, etc

A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
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A bear walks towards a man on a hill and says %u2018WEIRD HILL TO DIE ON, BUT OK.%u2019
An insert box has Luke%u2019s character saying %u2018WHAT?%u2019
Comic by
LUKE MCGARRY
I totally didn't get the setup of the joke when I posted the title, but I'm not going to change it now.

source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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scruss

samosa larger than a small tractor

An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
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An old small grey tractor sits in a snowbank. In front, a large and out of focus samosa is being held out to it
I'd heard about the tiny gas station in rural Ontario that made fantastic samosas, but only got there yesterday. They are truly amazing. One type (veggie: potato) but everything about the flavour and texture is perfect. The tamarind sauce is a nice dip, too.

Regional Variety & Gas Bar: 1670 St Paul St West, St Catharines

It's surrounded by vineyards. It's about half an hour west of Niagara Falls. We have amazing samosas in Toronto, but these are next-level.

source: https://xoxo.zone/@scruss...
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ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
Reminds me of the (in)famous gas station sushi here, on a state highway in what used to be a rural area but exurban development has swarmed past it within the past decade.

Gas stations with southern cooking and soul food hot bars are very much a thing hereabouts, it's one of the main ways to get fried chicken or pork chops once you're outside the cities, but the gas station sushi shop is still unique as far as I can tell. I haven't tried it yet but want to, it's not in a convenient place for us to get to. They sell teeshirts and other swag because of course they're leveraging the fact that people want to show off to their friends about the time they had gas station sushi.
ba pro 5 hours ago
I've heard tell of a truckstop in Minnesota frequented by South Asian truck drivers that has amazing food, but I haven't verified the stories yet...
scruss pro 5 hours ago
@ardgedee gas station sushi sounds like russian roulette

@ba I remember hearing of a similar place near Phoenix, AZ. Phoenix has had a Sikh community for over a century.
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
@scruss That's the angle, really. You're set up to expect frozen sushi from a factory in New Jersey or something and you get served a decently good meal. Not "food of my homeland by the sea" good but you'll enjoy it and you won't die.
ardgedee pro 3 hours ago
Anyway, damn I could kill a good samosa or two right now. It's been a while since I've had the opportunity.
travis pro 2 hours ago
anything but metric!
scruss pro an hour ago
@ardgedee "not die" is an important part of me enjoying food, at least so far

@travis as a Canadian, I resent that! These samosas were roughly 95 mm to the side, and about 30 mm thick. Converted into Canadian metric driving units, that's 3.42 seconds and 1.08 seconds, respectively
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LocalStain

current status

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0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
I'll have to get the t-shirt...
MackReed

💯

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snarkout pro 9 hours ago
"This is a chord. This is another. This is a third. Now start a band."
ufez pro 8 hours ago
@snarkout *three* chords? In this economy???
scruss pro 8 hours ago
narrator voice: she got sent many things that were not that
tweedlydo pro 7 hours ago
^^^^^^ very much this ^^^^^
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O_C

gam

candid photograph of a leg bent at the knee emerging from a bathtub/shower with a sliding glass door
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candid photograph of a leg bent at the knee emerging from a bathtub/shower with a sliding glass door
source: https://imgbox.com/G5F7Zlwe
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tweedlydo pro 7 hours ago
it’s a major award!
BMK 56 minutes ago
...frah-gee-lay, it must be Italian!
travis

WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF SHAME? - PRIDE? NO, NOT THAT FAR FROM SHAME.

Homer and Bart eating at a table together, Homer says "Less shame?" and Bart says "Yeah." and Homer is feeling wholesome.

Homer has a US flag emoji on his chest and Bart is labeled "ME"
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Homer and Bart eating at a table together, Homer says "Less shame?" and Bart says "Yeah." and Homer is feeling wholesome.

Homer has a US flag emoji on his chest and Bart is labeled "ME"
src: "Deep Space Homer" Season 5 / Episode 15 (8:31)
https://frinkiac.com/caption...

I am feeling less shame watching these #Olympics
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ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
It'll come back. There's still the inevitable white house receptions where athletes will be served overcooked steak and give their medals to that guy during the photo sessions.
travis pro 2 hours ago
@ardgedee within minutes of posting this I saw a tasteless post from the official Whitehouse account but it was nice while it lasted
joffaboy

Think about it...

4 panel images: 
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!" 
4. Warehouse under the Moon
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4 panel images:
1. House under the Moon
2. The full Moon
3. Panel 1 with speech bubble from the house - "Oh no!"
4. Warehouse under the Moon
https://www.threads.com/@brews_a...
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ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Oh for fuck's sake
devilsrancher pro 2 days ago
I had to look and puzzle for a sec.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
godDAMNit
m3moellering 2 days ago
Hehehehehe
scruss pro 2 days ago
urgh
crazyunclejoe pro 2 days ago
</dadjoke>

he he he
thelonius 2 days ago
@crazyunclejoe bigtime
rogrtheshrubber pro 2 days ago
I couldn't make sense of it since I used to own a house with a garage bigger than the house. The boxes finally tipped it off.
mare 2 days ago
I still don’t get it. Menses? Werewolves? Apollo?
Robotron_smith Yesterday
@mare
Where do you see boxes and pallets with roll up doors?
cristin pro Yesterday
that is terrrrrrible!
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
hahahaha
cristin pro Yesterday
@mare when a cursed person sees the full moon, they turn in to a werewolf. when a cursed house sees the full moon, it turns in to a ...
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homerj

This reminds me…I need to pick up a rotisserie chicken.

Costco sued to get its money back from these tariffs and the SUPREME COURT JUST AGREED. Your Costco run is out here doing more for the Constitution than Congress. 6-3. Unconstitutional.
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Costco sued to get its money back from these tariffs and the SUPREME COURT JUST AGREED. Your Costco run is out here doing more for the Constitution than Congress. 6-3. Unconstitutional.
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samh pro 2 days ago
Don't tread on me.
dapete Yesterday
-Costco Tire Center
MackReed

btiam

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film loop of a car rolling laterally in a crash only the car is isolated as if still and the scenery is rotating around it.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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davidl pro Yesterday
“tumblr”
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
perfect metaphor for how I've been feeling these last several years.
ufez

Lightning Bolt - The Power of Salad & Milkshakes (2001)

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Last night I watched the documentary "Secret Mall Apartment" about the group of artists in Providence, RI that set up a hidden crash pad in an architectural dead space at a giant shopping mall (Netflix; trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch...)

In it they talk a bit about Fort Thunder, the performance space in an old warehouse/factory in Providence that Lightning Bolt drummer Brian Chippendale, who is featured in the doc, started with some friends that was eventually razed by developers.

That led me to looking up old footage from those days and eventually this tour video from 2001.

So, if you watch the Secret Apartment doc and find yourself wanting to dig deeper into the Providence scene around that time, this makes a fitting companion piece. Or if you're just a fan of Lightning Bolt and want to see some old footage, here you go.
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snarkout pro 14 hours ago
I saw a Fort Thunder wrestling show. Wild stuff.
MackReed

tethys

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source: NASA via https://www.tumblr.com/thesewor...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Whoa, a great image, thanks!
joshuac

Bleu Cheesecake

Glass deli case with deserts and containers of salad dressings with a sign on the door that says “The small containers are salad dressings and not deserts.” The title of the post is Blue Cheesecake.
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Glass deli case with deserts and containers of salad dressings with a sign on the door that says “The small containers are salad dressings and not deserts.” The title of the post is Blue Cheesecake.
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ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
Anything can be a dessert if you want it to be.
m3moellering 9 hours ago
@ardgedee +++
samh pro 7 hours ago
Would
caitlinburke

UP2U

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https://www.reddit.com/r...
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patd 11 hours ago
Somehow this sticker is pro-safety, FAFO, "we could both lose" and humanizing all at the same time.

This electrician has clearly been in the business since AOL Instant Messenger days.
crazyunclejoe

[WIP] CURSED OBJECTS 2026

Cold cast bronze pendants with heavy patina
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Cold cast bronze pendants with heavy patina
Some of the cursed objects I am making for Adventureland Day. I have 32 that are probably going to be done tomorrow - which is well under my goal, but it’s been a crazy year so whatever I complete will be what it is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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m3moellering 12 hours ago
You’ve got great consistency!
LocalStain

🐈‍⬛

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#housepanther
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infini

 

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brundlefly

Kaiju chillout

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snarkout pro 3 days ago
Cow tools.
0y3ahSansAcut3

Lancia Astura Spider Pininfarina, 1946

Black and white photo of a very low slung 1946 sports car. Lancia Astura Spider.
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Black and white photo of a very low slung 1946 sports car. Lancia Astura Spider.
Yer whip is here.

Courtesy of, nag on the lake, @ bsky.app.
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joffaboy

Does it come in brown?

Portable nuclear bomb shelter patent drawing
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Portable nuclear bomb shelter patent drawing
Portable nuclear bomb shelter patent drawing, 1956

Via Facebook
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dreyfusslugado 10 hours ago
I'm reminded of the metal "crisping sleeve" inside Hot Pocket packages.
wjcstp pro 8 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
RMarshall pro 27 minutes ago
Pulowski: Nuclear protection on a budget!
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ba pro Yesterday
I'm seeing that attributed to Elena Gorokhova, a Russian-American author, specifically from her 2010 memoir A Mountain of Crumbs

https://www.google.com/books...
infini pro Yesterday
@ba I am so tired of enshittification of the internet
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Thanks to the Game Changer episode Deja Vu, I am aware that he won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1970.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
I read The Gulag Archipelago.
thelonius 23 hours ago
@ba Well, how many divisions does Elena Gorokhova have?
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dogwelder

The Electives Department is now fully devolved.

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Finished the "Electives Department as an album cover" project!
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I love this.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
Fantastic
m3moellering Yesterday
Hilarious! Kids will love this…..even if they never say it out loud.
tamrow pro Yesterday
Q: Are We Not Potatoes? A: We Are Electives!
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O_C

moisturize

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animated gif of a woman squeezing moisturizer into her open palm. in the background, a fire is going.
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d09m4t1c 4 hours ago
The blandest ranch dressing
infini

 

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zeitgeist

gooooooal

The puck crossing the goal line after Megan Keller's overtime goal to win the women's hockey gold medal for the United States. The photo is taken from inside the net.
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The puck crossing the goal line after Megan Keller's overtime goal to win the women's hockey gold medal for the United States. The photo is taken from inside the net.
this shot of the game-winning goal from the women's hockey finals is just remarkable.

source: https://www.facebook.com/photo...
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dapete Yesterday
Every. Goalie's. Worst. Nightmare.
3rdparty pro Yesterday
oh canada
gschmd

goofs and spoofs?

A comic in an old timey style. Showing a gentleman talking to a device about using it. 

This actually isn't good! Phones only show you horrors when they're VERY DEPRESSED, or at any other time.
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A comic in an old timey style. Showing a gentleman talking to a device about using it.

This actually isn't good! Phones only show you horrors when they're VERY DEPRESSED, or at any other time.
source: https://wondermark.com/
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BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Glad Malki! is still at it.
wombatman70

Dreaming of Iceland again

A wide-angle shot of a rocky terrain in Iceland, with my wife appearing in the distance in the center of the image, and a waterfall far away to the side, with dramatic textured clouds covering the sky.
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A wide-angle shot of a rocky terrain in Iceland, with my wife appearing in the distance in the center of the image, and a waterfall far away to the side, with dramatic textured clouds covering the sky.
The scope of the landscape is always hard to capture properly. This is a li’l roadside in Kjósarhreppur… maybe þórufoss? Zoom in to see my beloved in the middle of the frame at the edge of a cliff you can’t really see.
Just want to go sit in the hot tubs in the community pool and drink coffee at Reykjavik Coffee Roasters and have a roll (or three) at Brauð.
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pollo

Bedford Borough Council

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B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
Bedford Borough Council tyers of this sort of nonsense
samh pro 3 days ago
I love matter-of-fact pwns from municipalities. I'm just imagining the person who manages the Facespace or Twatter account or whatever this is from smirking as they find themselves typing out that the Bedford Borough Council.... was not responsible for the creation of the moon.
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Ha ha ha, maybe "moon," the verb.
LocalStain

"a different department"

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source- https://archive.is/gjaxZ

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roue 8 hours ago
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department!" says Wernher von Braun
urlnotfound pro 8 hours ago
Waymo was recently forced to reveal they have remote drivers in the Philippines to cover up the failures of their "autonomous" driving cars.

I imagine they will hire programmers in some other third world country to cover up the mistakes this "autonomous" stuff does too. People are going to die for the egos of the shit people that run technology companies.
dogwelder pro 22 minutes ago
@roue +++ for Tom Lehrer

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