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joffaboy

Boss presumption

BOSS: I need you to put these
coupon stickers on all the Pick
Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where
we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don't
make me repeat myself. ldiots.

(Cereal boxes all read 'FK Me Ups')
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BOSS: I need you to put these
coupon stickers on all the Pick
Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where
we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don't
make me repeat myself. ldiots.

(Cereal boxes all read 'FK Me Ups')
https://lemmy.world/pictrs...
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otaman

mshltp

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https://mltshp.com/p/1RMNW
https://mltshp.com/p/1QZAW
7 hours ago
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y95

 

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6 hours ago
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nikkuneko

"The Princess and the Trolls" - John Bauer, 1913

watercolor illustration with gentle, clean linework, depicting a fair-haired human girl in a flowing white dress being escorted between two trolls through a dense forest.
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watercolor illustration with gentle, clean linework, depicting a fair-haired human girl in a flowing white dress being escorted between two trolls through a dense forest.
one of bauer's contributions to the story collection "among gnomes and trolls" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...)

via Wikimedia commons:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
another version of the artwork here:
https://uploads1.wikiart.org/images...

google arts page:
https://artsandculture.google.com/asset...

many more of his pieces at wikimedia commons:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki...
7 hours ago
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bezt pro 6 hours ago
mltshp retrospective:
https://mltshp.com/p/GUX7
https://mltshp.com/p/11PGF
https://mltshp.com/p/1P990
ffg

Fatality

Screenshot of a tweet from X:

Laura Loomer asks: "Is there anything worse than a crying
baby on a plane?

I wish parents would control their children. It's so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?”

Kevin Miller responds:

"Let's ask your parents. If anyone knows a thing or two about bad parenting it’s those two siblings."
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Screenshot of a tweet from X:

Laura Loomer asks: "Is there anything worse than a crying
baby on a plane?

I wish parents would control their children. It's so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?”

Kevin Miller responds:

"Let's ask your parents. If anyone knows a thing or two about bad parenting it’s those two siblings."
12 hours ago
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joffaboy

The Sounds of Autumn, now with added rustle™

Dry autumn leaves inside a clear cassette case
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Dry autumn leaves inside a clear cassette case
(Retro Southern hemisphere style)

Via Facebook
9 hours ago
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jordanbrock pro 8 hours ago
let me play you the music of my treeple
jpk 4 hours ago
@jordanbrock ⭐
chauffi

I had a sensible chuckle

Sean Young's iconic pose with her cigarette from the film Blade Runner appears beneath a tweet from Nathan Anderson
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Sean Young's iconic pose with her cigarette from the film Blade Runner appears beneath a tweet from Nathan Anderson
15 hours ago
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urlnotfound pro 12 hours ago
It's called gas lamping. We've talked about this before.
Robotron_smith 9 hours ago
@urlnotfound [golf_clap.gif]
snarkout

Yip yip!

Photo of Appa, the flying sky bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender", rendered in the medium of cabbage with two horns poking out. He has non-cabbage horns, an olive for a nose and two black dots for eyes, and the arrow in his head is made of a darker cabbage leaf. He's standing on a cutting board.
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Photo of Appa, the flying sky bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender", rendered in the medium of cabbage with two horns poking out. He has non-cabbage horns, an olive for a nose and two black dots for eyes, and the arrow in his head is made of a darker cabbage leaf. He's standing on a cutting board.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage"

You can see it stop-motion animated at https://www.instagram.com/p...
18 hours ago
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twelvebit 17 hours ago
my cabbages
urlnotfound pro 15 hours ago
cAPPAges
heyitsal pro 15 hours ago
the last cabbage bender
LocalStain

Casper.

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15 hours ago
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LocalStain

Cookie.

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15 hours ago
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scruss

quite the error message, github

A single paragraph error message containing the text "Uh oh! There was an error while loading. Please reload this page." except it's precisely one character wide and extremely tall
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A single paragraph error message containing the text "Uh oh! There was an error while loading. Please reload this page." except it's precisely one character wide and extremely tall
seen here https://github.com/BlitterS... possibly temporarily
11 hours ago
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m3moellering

Is that a Local or an Express?

Pictured is the front of a city-type passenger bus.  The placard reads "192.168.228"
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Pictured is the front of a city-type passenger bus. The placard reads "192.168.228"
Shamelessly taken from Reddit
12 hours ago
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bocaj

@eeny

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10 hours ago
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gwint pro 10 hours ago
Just found out Walter Benjamin was aware of this joke https://bsky.app/profile...
bencmeissner

We are beautiful and powerful

A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The white paper has the words “We are beautiful and powerful” in pink and blue text with the blue in the forefront and the pink offset to the bottom left.
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A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The white paper has the words “We are beautiful and powerful” in pink and blue text with the blue in the forefront and the pink offset to the bottom left.
I started a new SHK to post all the photos I’ve taken of art around Minneapolis without spamming them.

https://mltshp.com/mpls-art
19 hours ago
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ba pro 18 hours ago
Keep 'em coming!
devilsrancher

Happy pollenator

A frilly, lacy light pink flower on top of a hemispherical cactus in my garden. A bee is frolicking in the middle, covered in pollen.
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A frilly, lacy light pink flower on top of a hemispherical cactus in my garden. A bee is frolicking in the middle, covered in pollen.
Horse crippler (Echinocactus Texensis) cactus flower with bee.
11 hours ago
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roonie pro 9 hours ago
Now I want to run outside and warn all the horses.
roonie pro 9 hours ago
And there are no horses.
And I look back at those spines and I run outside.
robritz

My dune

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Early morning shot of the Mar Bella skatepark in Barcelona.

Sony A7iii, 300mm vintage nikon lens at f11, 1/320, 800 iso.
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artwells

Dinner

Lamb on a plate
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Lamb on a plate
Lamb loin chops seared in bacon fat and prepared covered with rosemary and fermented garlic, drizzled with a sake and balsamic reduction.
5 hours ago
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artwells pro 5 hours ago
I prepare lamb when my wife is away because she hates the smell. I'm going to eat this with my hands seated on the floor in front of the TV.

I go feral pretty quick.
artwells pro 5 hours ago
It is was divine and sure would have been horrible to hear, like Beast in vintage Beauty and The Beast.

I shampooed my beard before the second course. Long grain brown rice cooked with kombu and bay. The third course is thinly sliced raw cabbage and cucumber with a treatment of Cole slaw, salmon furikake, and nanami togarashi.

I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in history to eat this meal.
Argie pro an hour ago
@artwells "sliced raw cabbage and cucumber with a treatment of Cole slaw, salmon furikake, and nanami togarashi." presented thoughtfully this could go for $48.00 a dish in the right establishment :)
drurystephanie

quick update

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Yesterday
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bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people floating through the air, looking up at a person inside a crystal.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows two people floating through the air, looking up at a person inside a crystal.
11 hours ago
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m3moellering 10 hours ago
Love!
dapete

Whatever gets you through the night

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Yesterday
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hertz pro Yesterday
*day
rob 8 hours ago
He needs some Kelly Boys guided meditations on .8 speed
MackReed

monday

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film loop of cars traveling on a freeway in reverse
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
17 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 16 hours ago
istaqsinnayok...
ufez pro 16 hours ago
[etummoc]
otaman pro 16 hours ago
Cameron: He knows the mileage, Ferris.
Ferris: Doesn't trust you?
Cameron: Never has, never will.
Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards.
BooBounder 5 hours ago
I like the one car changing lanes.
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mikemccracken

🤘🏼

A sign saying “high tension, danger of death” in French with a red stylized lightning bolt behind the text
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A sign saying “high tension, danger of death” in French with a red stylized lightning bolt behind the text
Does this belong on a T shirt, or ball cap?
10 hours ago
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m3moellering 10 hours ago
Yes.
roonie pro 9 hours ago
underneath says "Poitrine
de Angine"?

a t-shirt of each, please.
ardgedee pro 9 hours ago
Tension is haute every fucking jour around these parts
y95 6 hours ago
Wow, my new band's name and first album title in one place!
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stx

Gherkin my Jerkin

A puffer jacket filled with pickle juice and pickles to promote Pickle Pepsi in KFC UK.
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A puffer jacket filled with pickle juice and pickles to promote Pickle Pepsi in KFC UK.
source: https://www.dezeen.com/2026...
15 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Kosher effing christ
m3moellering 12 hours ago
@ardgedee Hehehhehe
urlnotfound pro 12 hours ago
I was going to say something about a pickle puffer but I'm afraid that it would be misconstrued.
1f2frfbf pro 9 hours ago
I say this as someone who has suffered from random and intense charlie horses since childhood: WOULD.
roonie pro 8 hours ago
H: So I've been fired from the pickle factory.
W: You what??? Jesus Frank, what the hell did you do this time?
H: I put my dick in the pickle cutter.
W: FFS, you bloody idiot. What happened to the pickle cutter?
H: She was fired too.
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artwells

Selling coffee at a Valentine's burlesque show

Me and a made up person excited about coffee
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Me and a made up person excited about coffee
Me and my older child, Flora, in their masc drag persona, Dragon Thistle, after performing a routine to Venus in Furs and tearing the roof off the place. We're selling coffee for an international rights group.

So proud of them.
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billturner pro 3 days ago
How awesome!
MackReed pro 3 days ago
this. this is good parenting.
jpoulos pro 3 days ago
Flora! Dragon Thistle! 👏👏👏
joshmillard pro 3 days ago
Now That's What I Call Striving
B6FA798A3449 pro 3 days ago
I am for this
dapete 3 days ago
Wish I was there
Argie pro 2 days ago
Flora of the House Dragon Thistle
greenskpr pro 2 days ago
good dad
m3moellering 2 days ago
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
owl 17 hours ago
I'm gonna cry
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dad

 

A composite image of a woman on the left, a man on the right, and tweets displayed in the center.

Transcribed Text:

Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins. 

Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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A composite image of a woman on the left, a man on the right, and tweets displayed in the center.

Transcribed Text:

Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins.

Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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LocalStain

MURICA.

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Andrea and I returned from the frozen northlands(the weather was wild but for another post) and first things first we had hot dogs...

Nothing says America like Polish sausage with Italian peppers, Spanish Onions, and English cheese on French bread.

They were out of this world...

😉
15 hours ago
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dapete 8 hours ago
🌭
3rdparty

monday

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15 hours ago
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dapete 8 hours ago
The shark is going to eat well tonight!
heyitsal

Captain Cheezaroo

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Source: https://mltshp.com/p/1RMKC
Join: https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
2 days ago
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artwells pro 2 days ago
I had to sit down when I saw this one
dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Cheeseball: The Meme That Keeps On Giving
foist pro 2 days ago
Ping pong balls?
BennyTheIcepick pro 2 days ago
Oh to be a fly on the wall at that one 👀
spoetz 2 days ago
Two of my fave singer-songwriters: Cher and Kee$han
cristin pro 2 days ago
Noooo!
otaman pro 2 days ago
Finally, the Christmas Special!
roonie pro Yesterday
"Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
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bencmeissner

and you survived.

A sticker on a paper towel dispenser in a bathroom. The sticker is a trans pride flag, with stripes of blue, pink, white, pink and blue. On the pink and white stripes reads:

"A trans person
shit here
and you survived."

The whole sticker is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
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A sticker on a paper towel dispenser in a bathroom. The sticker is a trans pride flag, with stripes of blue, pink, white, pink and blue. On the pink and white stripes reads:

"A trans person
shit here
and you survived."

The whole sticker is rotated 90 degrees counter-clockwise.
A sticker in the all-gender bathroom at my local worker cooperative coffee shop.
16 hours ago
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robritz

Today's sea exploration

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This morning I visited what our class calls "the blocks" which is the breakwater at Mar Bella beach (Barcelona). This area is stacked with these giant cement blocks. This was a few minutes after sunrise. Probably may favorite image of this series of explorations so far.

Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
Yesterday
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Silken sea.

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