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That's My Kiddo!
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My daughter dressed as Uncle Fester.
I don't post much of my private life anywhere, but if there's anywhere that I feel safe, it's right here. This is my daughter, who was diagnosed with triple positive breast cancer earlier this year. No cancer is good, but if you're going to get beat cancer, this is the one to get. Very manageable, especially if caught early like hers was. Chemo took her hair, so I shaved mine off in solidarity. She's been doing really well. The chemo hasn't made her very sick, just a loss of energy the past few treatments. The tumor was small to begin with, and it's already shrink to less than half its original size. One more month of biweekly treatments, then they'll reevaluate and operate if necessary. As you can see, she's taking it very well.
samh
An excellent example of life giving you lemons so time to whip up a batch of lemonade.
Your daughter fucking rules and please tell her we said so.
I love this so much.
Occasional Paiser - Holiday Spirit Edition
grim reaper
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween, mltshp!
it's a job of work I tells ya
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closeup on a form. the word "OCCUPATION" is visible typed/printed at the top of a ledger under which is signed in blue pen, "Dead"
Eh. It’s a living.
Recently discarded from our school library
Mundane Halloween
my 2nd most precious possession
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i'm pretty sure my Dad wrote me this after he confronted me about my drinking. i hope he can see me now.
What a great note.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
I don't know about the context but as a dad myself I totally understand the feeling.
<3
💛🧡❤️🩷💚🩵💙💜
Eddie's Annual Broomstick Champion
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I just won this trophy with a little witch on it, and some money competing with 36 people in an eight ball tournament where we had to use broomsticks instead of cues :)
Ha! Salute!
That’s kinda cool. The bristles must get in the way!
Looking good, champ.
I did the thing
cookie
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A colorful green and yellow artwork covered by one of those odious cookie banners with "we value your privacy" in big letters, accompanied by a smarmy smiley-face icon and colored hearts. Below it is a block of illegible text, and below that are several small switch controls that are probably dark patterns. Finally, there's a big green "accept all" button. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
By far the scariest image you have made all inktober
@BennyTheIcepick ++
Horse gifts
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A picture is a horse and a woman wearing a cowboy hat, standing in the snow, taken from the side. The horse is wearing a huge, Santa-like cover. It is red, and has white trim.
Horse gifts
never look a horse gift in the mouth
Look, never mouth a horse in the gift.
Zombified Big Josh
Gnome chapel doors installed
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Pictures of gnome decorated stain-glass-like windows in doors in a tree stump
Next up: Solar powered lights.
These are so amazing! Well done!
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A licorice pun from threads
source: https://www.threads.com/share...
There are two types of people - those that like licorice and those who are wrong
Underworld Detective Oct 1951 Michael McCann
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illustration art shows a woman with blonde hair, a lit cigarette dangling between her red lips
She tracks down the Freur 7-inches, the Lemon Interrupt DATs
MAD Halloween by Aragones
Happy Little Postal Worker
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A photo of me as Bob Ross with a palette & fan brush, with a little easel and an even littler Bob on the easel working on one of his paintings.
If you zoom in on the easel, you might see a surprise. Also, the postcards next to it are from my favorite solo board game, Final Girl. Couldn't resist.
"as a courtesy to other customers..." is where most people stop reading the sign.
@urlnotfound It doesn't work. It's more as a backup when I politely ask someone to please take your call off Louder Than God speaker mode and take it outside.
no more days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
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Screen grab of a row of department-store window televisions all showing ads for the Silver Shamrock mask company with a floating orange pumpkin mask from the 1982 film "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (dir. Tommy Lee Wallace).
Disco Jimothy.
Toonsquad
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A junk store window featuring a terrible likeness of Michael Jordan as a plushie wearing a uniform from the film Space Jam beside a Bugs Bunny doll.
Where did you get this photo of mrs roonie's spare room?
Game Day
[commute]
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Sticker on a railing beside a shining body of water: Venn diagram containing Alfred E. Neuman and Hitler, the intersection of whom is Trump.
Seems unfair to Alfred E Neuman but I get the message
Oh man, I loves me good Venn Diagram!
Vale Elke
Thanks, we're just browsing for now
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$400,000,000
39 bedrooms
59 bathrooms
70,000 sqft
11201 Chalon Rd, Los Angeles, CA
https://www.zillow.com/homedeta...
bloody hell
39 bedrooms
59 bathrooms
70,000 sqft
11201 Chalon Rd, Los Angeles, CA
https://www.zillow.com/homedeta...
bloody hell
does it come with its own Search & Rescue team, in case you get lost wandering the grounds?
I would tire of the constant blowjobs...
@ba Genuine lol!
and that is beautiful
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'80s style gfx reading "Everyone dies frustrated and sad"
source: https://mail.google.com/mail...
"The world is ugly,
And the people are sad."
And the people are sad."
"Deputy dog dog a ding dang depa depa" (All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world 🤪)
and that is beautiful
Designated Avian Specialist
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She loves birding. And I love being in the outdoors and her, not necessarily in that order.
Montezuma?
I love this affirmation. These are so important, like gorgeous artifacts in time.
@bezt Yup!
