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Maillag view
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Clouds, loch and mountains with a white house
A small slice of the epic view from our holiday house in Mallaig, Scotland
mcmjolnir
Lovely
I yearn for this
I want to go to there.
What's Maillag like?
What's Maillag like?
proposed emoji
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Timely, and worth reconsidering: https://www.carrozo.com/guilloti...
Good idea, bad proposal writing. I'd bet it would have passed at least the first round with a better proposal.
"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
"We should have an eggplant emoji because people use it as a visual metaphor for penises" would have kept the eggplant emoji out of Unicode. Instead it was pitched as a popular food. So basically, "We should have a guillotine emoji because people want to murder billionaires" doomed this proposal.
@ardgedee Eggplant was in the original SoftBank/KDDI sets - I don’t think it went through the modern proposal process at all.
This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
This proposal was already doomed, so they may as well lean into the satire.
View from Tibidabo, Barcelona
we're going shopping
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The original color of the car
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.
They did a nice job on the wrap.
https://mltshp.com/p/1RRPC
and a bit of her humor.
They did a nice job on the wrap.
this is great.
my daughter has an aesthetic
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My daughter, pictured, got her car wrapped and I drive her to pick it up today. She painted the rims. She has "PA5TEL" custom plates that will be here soon.
It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
It is a 2017 Toyota Camry if you are curious.
Cool!
How much did the wrap cost?
How much did the wrap cost?
@ardgedee somewhere around $5,200, all in.
simulator
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A chunk of tree trunk standing atop a bigger chunk of tree trunk waiting to be split. Instructions on the screen say "Drag to Rotate * Click to split"
this is stupid and satisfying: https://screen.toys/firewood/
Oh that's amazing.
I will no longer be getting any work done for the remainder of the month of June.
wow I have a crappy video card. frame rate was something like 1 per second.
Still, looks fun.
Still, looks fun.
Big Prairie, Glacier NP
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In the foreground, a bicycle loaded for camping is laid down on a rudimentary gravel road. In the mid ground is a mountain valley prairie which gives was to lodgepole pine. In the distance is the snow capped Livingston Range of Glacier NP. It's a very blue day with wispy clouds, especially on the left hand side of the image.
I got out on my first bikepacking trip since the beginning of May. I guess my lungs are mostly good post bronchitis, but holy dang, this one kicked my butt. Day one was 41 mi, with 3600 feet of elevation gain, a bunch of that landing in real punchy climbs. Not pictured is the downed tree mayhem I navigated just over half way in. Lots of hefting my loaded bike up and over (and under) way more downed trees that I was expecting. We had a pretty strong wind storm over winter with unfrozen saturated ground, AKA "a mess". Anyhow, I made it out and back, with this pic showing off the West side of Glacier NP, including the aptly named Big Prairie.
Oooh great mares tales there (cirrus clouds).
London Tube map of the digestive system
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London Tube style map of the digestive system
cue takedown from TfL in 3, 2, ...
Just had my colonoscopy so I am very familiar with the not-pictured express route.
St Pancreas innit
Polaroid Archive
Alfred Joseph Casson
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too true
KitCat communing
Tag yourself!
This may not be safe for viewing at work.
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Black-and-white instructional illustration labeled “3.” A person lies on their back beneath a showerhead, lifting their legs over their torso so water sprays the lower abdomen, pelvic area, groin, and inner thighs. Below the drawing is text instructing the reader to shower the lower abdomen, thighs, pelvic region, back, rectum, lower back, groins, and insides of the legs thoroughly. The image appears to be from an older health or hygiene manual.
I am Jack's overstretched hamstring.
additional text not shown: "Unless you're in prison. Don't do this if you're in prison."
memories of TUBGIRL...
Child's carving of a coo
PSA
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Sign urging people not to plant bamboo near data centers because it’s so invasive. Sure would be a shame.
Japanese Knotweed is another plant that you really should not plant near data centers.
@dphiffer good tip! Folks, feel free to add warnings + regions where they are most disruptive to the local habitat.
Willows & cottonwoods shouldn't be planted either, as their roots can severely destroy water lines and will travel 20-25 feet looking for water. Especially near data centers that promised not to take water out of the ravaged Colorado River but now are suing to do so.
The magic what now?
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This seems….wrong.
They will push it closer and closer to what it is, denying the whole time.
We all knew, you little shit
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He wasn't the kid giving a nod and thumbs up in front of his PC?
naw, that's Brent Rambo
This is the brother of the "Two Dollars" newspaper boy, I think.
Child's carving of a stag
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Child's carving of a stag
One of a few dozen carvings decaying in the forest beside a road in Inverie, Scotland. A sign said they are part of a school project
That's really well done.
The faded quality adds to the neolithic caves of Lascaux quality.
The faded quality adds to the neolithic caves of Lascaux quality.
Archie in a box
for the children
What I saw
I thought you said Dog would be here.
#ffu
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a heavyset man in jeweled black sunglasses and pale blue rugby shirt sitting back and softly shaking his head in disapproval
Biggie, Biggie, can't you see / Your head shakes hypnotize me
Bea Lumpkin
The Ogden River, Meets Great Salt Lake, At West Weber, Utah~2010
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The Ogden River used to enter Great Salt Lake in West Weber, Utah. The lake is virtually gone now with scheming legislators discussing drying up, the North arm of the lake, to facilitate a giant water guzzling data center, while Utah is in drought emergency, recently declared by Spencer Cox, the governor of Utah.
The Ogden River used to enter Great Salt Lake in West Weber, Utah. The lake is virtually gone now with scheming legislators discussing drying up, the North arm of the lake, to facilitate a giant water guzzling data center, while Utah is in drought emergency, recently declared by Spencer Cox, the governor of Utah. It was a magical evening.
#photography #DayleRecord
#photography #DayleRecord
Time to pray for rain again looks like. It worked so well last year.
my comfort sticker
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vintage sticker of a martini that says "scratch and smell the tiny martini"
I played electric zither for Tiny Martini.
And washtub bass for Teeny Ma Tiny.
Scratch The Tiny
And Smell Martini
And Smell Martini
Hammerhead shark illustration from 1735, Japan
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Truly humans have been humans for a very long time.
His name is Gromit.
"...two intromittent organs called claspers..." wiki
TIL
TIL
A visitor
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A bunny rabbit chilling on a stepping stone.
I put a camera in the garden
Well hello there!
Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed.
@roue also make lots of babies
Rodrigo y Gabriela - Take Five - Dave Brubeck Cover
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This is sooooo good
YES
Somewhat related, the 2nd best concert at Red Rocks I've been to (so far) has been R&G! It was so amazing and they fit the venue sooooooooo perfectly.
Somewhat related, the 2nd best concert at Red Rocks I've been to (so far) has been R&G! It was so amazing and they fit the venue sooooooooo perfectly.
This is wonderful
I like reminding people that this song has wonderful lyrics. Look up the Carmen McRae version.