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cat report, 10-10-26

horizontal diptych: an orange cat climbing up to a hole in a weather-worn wooden slat fence, then sniffing the photographer’s outstretched hand
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horizontal diptych: an orange cat climbing up to a hole in a weather-worn wooden slat fence, then sniffing the photographer’s outstretched hand
li’l guy has his own takeout window
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MackReed

update

newspaper headline: AMERICANS THICK IN
THE HEAD
Einstein Says We Are So Ignorant We Are Comic
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newspaper headline: AMERICANS THICK IN
THE HEAD
Einstein Says We Are So Ignorant We Are Comic
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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poorusher 21 hours ago
Wiltshire born
Wiltshire bred
Strong in the arm
But thick in the head
0y3ahSansAcut3 18 hours ago
Thick as a brick. Dumb as a bagga hammers.
homerj 18 hours ago
I am framing this.
jer pro 14 hours ago
EINSTEIN
WRONG AGAIN
Neils Bohr Says
Nothing Funny About
American Idiocy
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m3moellering

The Kids Are Alright-Still

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Taken by a former colleague. This is one of his Sophomores. New York state made it an educational law that any electronic device capable of sending or receiving signals was banned from the classroom. I posted a while ago about how kids are keeping their music alive in school here-

https://mltshp.com/p/1R2YN
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MackReed pro 19 hours ago
I unabashedly ADORE this.
homerj 18 hours ago
Fuck yea. There is hope.
nikkuneko pro 17 hours ago
i'm here for this!

honestly, unabashedly happy for the kids able to carry the music with them wherever they go, but: *especially* happy that this gets them to experience music on its own, without the spotify algorithm guiding them, without the ads bombarding them, etc, etc, ad nauseam.

(also, it reminds me that i have a TI cassette [drive] that i salvaged years ago but never got into working order. should pull it out and give it a proper cleanup.)
idogcow 10 hours ago
Coolest woman at the campus radio station used to carry a Fisher Price cassette player c1985.

Nature is healing
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heyitsal

We like to stop at the * shop.

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B6FA798A3449 pro 20 hours ago
They have everything
MackReed pro 19 hours ago
Saved to https://mltshp.com/asterisk
homerj 18 hours ago
AI warehouse?
bezt pro 17 hours ago
Hey, what's your star sign?
bezt pro 15 hours ago
(Sacramento 6 Drive-In)
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MackReed

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This is a thing: https://iranwarcost.watson.brown.edu/

Never mind that this war is immoral and illegal. It’s EXPENSIVE.

Sad to acknowledge that of all the horrific widespread and blatant crimes committed by this administration it took a jump in the price of gas to turn some people against him.
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williwaw pro 10 hours ago
What makes this so much more terrible (morality aside) is that these costs should actually be *higher*. China really saved our asses this summer but that's over now. There's going to be so many books written about the manipulation that's happened in the past few months to keep prices down in the U.S. The crack spreads are completely untenable - I'm super dreading what prices are going to be after the midterms when Shithead doesn't care anymore. It's already happening with vessel costs, which have absolutely exploded. We're talking 20x costs compared to January this year.

And then on top of it all, the Clown Prince of Saudia Arabia pulled one of the most boneheaded tactical blunders of the past 100 years in Yemen. We're paying (and will continue to pay) with the cost of oil. They might end up paying with their kingdom. Regional people are paying with their lives. Just today the Houthis managed to get the largest oil field in the world as well as Aramco facilities elsewhere. (The airport is part of this, too, but that's tourism etc.) One drone, one missle, one covert operation - they can fix pipelines and pumping stations and refineries all they want, it doesn't matter when it can get hit again the next day.

Add in El Nino and the Russian invasion of Ukraine. . . Americans are going to feel it in 2027. What makes me cry is that while we Americans just "feel" it for the most part, in other parts of the world people are going to die. And all a bunch of crappy people care about is that it costs $150 to fill their grossly huge Dodge Rams.
MackReed

🎶

Ink drawing of an enormous beetle lying supine in a bed beneath the words:
“I don’t care if Monday’s stressed,
Tuesday, Wednesday Kafkaesque,
Thursday, feeling like a pest,
It’s Friday, I’m a bug.”
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Ink drawing of an enormous beetle lying supine in a bed beneath the words:
“I don’t care if Monday’s stressed,
Tuesday, Wednesday Kafkaesque,
Thursday, feeling like a pest,
It’s Friday, I’m a bug.”
source: https://www.tumblr.com/hallabur...
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Striped Tiger Water

An image of a Bengal tigress and her three half grown cubs, drinking, and making stripes in the water.
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An image of a Bengal tigress and her three half grown cubs, drinking, and making stripes in the water.
A female Bengal tiger and her cubs quench their thirst in Ranthambhore, India. In its latest Living Planet report, the World Wildlife Fund writes: “In 2010, only around 3,200 wild tigers remained, and the species seemed to be sliding toward extinction. By 2025, the population had grown to roughly 5,700, an increase of more than 70%”
#photography #AndyRouse WWF PA
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joost 17 hours ago
I don't quite know why. But this positively looks like a painting.
Wonderful picture
joffaboy

Not nervous, me

A ivory chess piece, a soldier chewing his shield
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A ivory chess piece, a soldier chewing his shield
Lewis chessman - walrus ivory - 12th-century

https://www.tumblr.com/journalo...
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MackReed

this is amazing

A small, filthy brick bathroom positively paved in graffiti and stickers. Two urinals are visible at left and a toilet on a stained riser to the rear with no privacy enclosures whatsoever.
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A small, filthy brick bathroom positively paved in graffiti and stickers. Two urinals are visible at left and a toilet on a stained riser to the rear with no privacy enclosures whatsoever.
The photo and the location, sure, but what’s really amazing is the source:

“ holy shit!! artists!!! you guys!!

https://pinlite.app

someone made a pinterest facade site that just strips away all the dumb bullshit and gives you only the images this is AMAAZINNNGGGG. Not to mention the web 1.0 grey and blue link vibe lol”

Via https://bsky.app/profile...
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joost 17 hours ago
Best of the internet!
I dislike the pinterest UI so much
bezt pro 15 hours ago
(CBGB, allegedly.)
MackReed pro 15 hours ago
@bezt confirmed. I’ve pissed there a few times.
not_copinghagen 12 hours ago
Toilet paper and a seat? Unlikely I would've thought.
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
@not_copinghagen We weren’t animals. Just punks.

Also you could never count on the seat actually being there.
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Argie

Vale to the titan scientist Margaret Hamilton

Margaret hamilton is shown standing beside listings of the software developed by her and the team she was in charge of, the LM [lunar module] and CM [command module] on-board flight software team for the Apollo 11 moon mission.”
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Margaret hamilton is shown standing beside listings of the software developed by her and the team she was in charge of, the LM [lunar module] and CM [command module] on-board flight software team for the Apollo 11 moon mission.”
Margaret Hamilton has passed away aged 90
https://news.mit.edu/2016...

also
https://www.theguardian.com/science...
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hertz pro 3 days ago
Trails were blazed 🫡
idogcow 3 days ago
immortalized in Lego Ideas 'Women In Space" №21312
backseatpilot pro 3 days ago
One of my employees worked for her and is still at the lab. She has nothing but nice things to say about her.
joost 2 days ago
Woah. What a hero
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MackReed

whip of the week

a low slung open seat car made of vintage sewing machine parts
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a low slung open seat car made of vintage sewing machine parts
no, it is NOT AI: https://www.youtube.com/watch...
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wombatman70 Yesterday
Darn! Sew it is! Someone’ll prolly surge in to needle you about this spindly comment thread.
samh pro Yesterday
I may be biased, but @wombatman70 's puns are leaving me in stitches!
idogcow Yesterday
Epic Thread!
MackReed pro Yesterday
@idogcow my head is bobbin’ in agreement.
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
That Singer is a zinger!

Sorry, couldn't come up with a decent pun.
Xedrik Yesterday
Kinda sad to see old sewing machines taken out of service, but these sure are beautiful. If they're not being used for sewing, at least they're still being appreciated.
wjcstp pro Yesterday
i can only hope reverse gear is called backstitch
me3dia pro Yesterday
Put the treadle down and RIDE
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
I wanna buy one.
dapete Yesterday
Does it operate with a pedal on the floor?
drtofu Yesterday
Treadle to the metal
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wmo

loafer

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semillama

FFU

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jazon

Baba Yaga and chicks

Baba Yaga's chicken-leg hut leads a brood of sparrow-leg'd bird houses through an enchanted wood
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Baba Yaga's chicken-leg hut leads a brood of sparrow-leg'd bird houses through an enchanted wood
Baba Yaga and chicks by thegorgonist

source: Laura E. Hall's 31 Days of Halloween - https://buttondown.com/31daysof...
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hassebasse

By the ballot

Picture of a woman in a voting booth (I think), with the text: "I moved on him like a bitch. I just start voting. I don't even wait. Just vote. And when you're registered, they let you do it."
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Picture of a woman in a voting booth (I think), with the text: "I moved on him like a bitch. I just start voting. I don't even wait. Just vote. And when you're registered, they let you do it."
Source: Fersberk
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
"And when you're registered they let you do it."

See, that's what they're working on right now, though.
dad Yesterday
Got mine in
MackReed pro Yesterday
Vote in person if at all possible. On Election Day.
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
@MackReed I dropped my ballot off in the dropbox by our local library. A few days later I got confirmation from the election board that they'd received it.
samh pro Yesterday
Vote early. Vote often.
idogcow Yesterday
Ballots delivered yesterday, making plans
dad Yesterday
@MackReed Same library experience (CA)
Verified online that it was received the next day.
MackReed pro Yesterday
Hooray for all VOTERS!
pk pro 21 hours ago
or vote before Election Day. Election Day is the last day vote, not the only one
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ckoerner

My sister won a boat!?

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https://www.lakeexpo.com/boating...

First woman to win this tournament. I’m proud of her.
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wjcstp pro 3 days ago
Sweet!
ardgedee pro 3 days ago
Added to /How-low-can-you-go 🥸
travis pro 3 days ago
hell of a largemouth!
m3moellering 2 days ago
Congratulations!!
samh pro 2 days ago
Like a boss!
Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
Now she needs a pony. Congrats!
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wombatman70

GPOY: vampire driver license edition

Zoomed-in, cropped image of the portrait of me on my driver’s license. My irises look unusually light and my pupils unusually dark and prominent, so I look like some kind of sci-fi/fantasy creature.
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Zoomed-in, cropped image of the portrait of me on my driver’s license. My irises look unusually light and my pupils unusually dark and prominent, so I look like some kind of sci-fi/fantasy creature.
My new driver’s license. Something about the lighting for the photo or the printing process or the colors or SOMEthing, make my eyes look like some kind of vampire or secret werewolf or reptilian or something lol
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shitleopard 12 hours ago
LET'S NOT JUST GLOSS OVER WHAT APPEARS TO BE YOUR SIGNATURE THERE, DR. WOMBAT
0y3ahSansAcut3 10 hours ago
Well, which is it?
dreyfusslugado 9 hours ago
You are walking alone in the sand of a desert.
You look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you.
You reach down and flip the tortoise onto its back.
The tortoise is left lying on its back, baking in the hot sun, beating its legs and unable to turn over without help.
Why are you not helping it?
y95

2 of 9

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That’s the cool factor of how many of my nine favorite/influential records are too obscure for the artwork to be found.

https://my9albums.org/
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joffaboy

Mars, 8.30am Sol 4,982

Panorama of Martian horizon
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Panorama of Martian horizon
A morning view from Curiosity rover

https://www.threads.com/share...
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mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
Mars or Arizona
gwint pro 2 days ago
That's a lot of Sols.
jazon

Fall Birds

Flat illustration of a Mourning Dove, Blue Jay, and Chipping Sparrow each holding a fall leaf in their beak and walking in a parade-like manner.
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Flat illustration of a Mourning Dove, Blue Jay, and Chipping Sparrow each holding a fall leaf in their beak and walking in a parade-like manner.
Image by Alex Tomlinson

Source: https://mastodon.social/@hootalex
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MackReed

descent

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Film loop: the camera is descending from ceiling to floor, its view showing a dimly lit room with disarrayed furniture
source: https://www.tumblr.com/howloopy...
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gschmd

morning herald

an illustration of a person on a horse, blowing a horn, the sun rising in the background, birds flying among the trees.
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an illustration of a person on a horse, blowing a horn, the sun rising in the background, birds flying among the trees.
source: https://erinvestart.com/morning-...
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snarkout

Lady in the Lake

An illustration in muted pastels. A small boat is passing through a lake in the fog. In the boat are two men, one in a mail shirt, brightly colored cape, and helmet, standing with his arms crossed; the other seated, wearing a cloak with hood and long beard. The boat is white with a gold animal, possibly a gryphon, at its head. Behind th boat, three swans are flying low over the lake. Immediately astern, a hand is thrust up through the lake, holding out a sword.
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An illustration in muted pastels. A small boat is passing through a lake in the fog. In the boat are two men, one in a mail shirt, brightly colored cape, and helmet, standing with his arms crossed; the other seated, wearing a cloak with hood and long beard. The boat is white with a gold animal, possibly a gryphon, at its head. Behind th boat, three swans are flying low over the lake. Immediately astern, a hand is thrust up through the lake, holding out a sword.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

Illustration by NC Wyeth from the 1917 edition of Sidney Lanier's "The Boy's King Arthur" (1880): https://archive.org/details...
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urlnotfound pro Yesterday
In before "moistened bint"
MackReed pro Yesterday
Watery tart …
wombatman70 Yesterday
Lobbed a scimitar
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samh pro Yesterday
Let the repressing begin!
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
This seems like a good basis for a system of government.
drurystephanie Yesterday
@samh lolllllll
cristin pro Yesterday
great to see the Wyeth room at the Lucas Museam
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Cutlery dispensed
rk2z pro Yesterday
now we see the violence inherent in the syste!
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LocalStain

👋🏼

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csilverman

ram

A hulking, abnormally tall black pickup truck with giant wheels, a giant American flag on the side, and a few assorted stickers that one sees on trucks like this one. The truck is on a dark rocky ground under a blue sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A hulking, abnormally tall black pickup truck with giant wheels, a giant American flag on the side, and a few assorted stickers that one sees on trucks like this one. The truck is on a dark rocky ground under a blue sky. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#inktober day 9: ram

#notesArt
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nikkuneko

these jared leto vehicles just keep getting weirder and weirder

a vividly illustrated flyer for an event titled “KEYS TO REVELATION”, featuring a rather wild array of flying lions, angels, bears, dragons, and some kind of babylonian icon over a christian bible open to “the revelation of jesus christ” and a lock. below that, a white dude cosplaying as jesus in a robe that seems to have a mishmash of flags on it opens his arms, gesturing downward to the title text
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a vividly illustrated flyer for an event titled “KEYS TO REVELATION”, featuring a rather wild array of flying lions, angels, bears, dragons, and some kind of babylonian icon over a christian bible open to “the revelation of jesus christ” and a lock. below that, a white dude cosplaying as jesus in a robe that seems to have a mishmash of flags on it opens his arms, gesturing downward to the title text
for years now some nutty assed church has been sending out full-assed booklet flyers for their “end times” nonsense seminars, and i always get one full laugh before tossing it

previously:
https://mltshp.com/p/1N6JH
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misslivie Yesterday
4 horsemen = three-headed flying leopard, a dragon, a flying lion, a ring wraith? and a bear and some buff guy from the Odyssey? I'm in
y95 Yesterday
don't kink shame
cottenwess Yesterday
my kid is a student at UofI, i wonder how much i could pay her and a few friends to go to this and start speaking in tongues
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Man, I remember these. For some reason I don't see them here in North Carolina. Plenty of promotions for Shen Yun though, and somehow they manage to be even more wingnutty than your average apocalypse fetishist.
artwells pro Yesterday
I used get those, but they stopped a few years ago.

They were worth a sensible chuckle
thelonius Yesterday
fan fiction
BooBounder Yesterday
In UT we have a guy called Parowan Prophet. Every once in a while he scrapes up enough for a print ad. All end-of-the-world stuff, funny, and not too offensive.
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roonie

Ironic.

Pic of a sign that reads, "If it's called the tourist season why can't we hunt them."
Pic is taken by an old man, obviously a tourist.
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Pic of a sign that reads, "If it's called the tourist season why can't we hunt them."
Pic is taken by an old man, obviously a tourist.
Shakes fist at clouds.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I was coming out of the library today and a couple of tourists asked, “where’s the library?”

I congratulate them that they’d already arrived. “Okay but how do we go in?”

I gesture at the automatic sliding door still open behind me.
roonie pro Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick no need to hunt them, by the sounds of it. They will get trapped in there and perish of their own volition.
MackReed

Plush Bird from the Altai Mountains of Siberia, c.400-300 BCE

Elaborate stuffed plush white bird with trailing black wing feathers and a long neck
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Elaborate stuffed plush white bird with trailing black wing feathers and a long neck
from the source: https://www.tumblr.com/donnaimm...

“This plush bird was sealed in the frozen barrows of Pazyryk, Siberia, for more than two millennia. It's remarkably well-preserved, thanks to the unique conditions in which it was buried; the permafrost ice lense formation that runs beneath the site served as an insulating layer, preventing the soil from heating during the summer and allowing it to quickly freeze during the winter, which helped to produce a separate microclimate within the stone walls of the barrows, aiding in the preservation of the artifacts inside. ”
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scruss

for the people who need it

a very tiny model of a violin picked out in clear UV-hardening resin on a white background. There is a 200 µm scale bar next to the model, which is about a third the total length
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a very tiny model of a violin picked out in clear UV-hardening resin on a white background. There is a 200 µm scale bar next to the model, which is about a third the total length
from my friend Vik: one of his latest RepRapMicron prints in UV cure resin. It's a very tiny violin indeed.

source(ish): https://github.com/VikOlliv...
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m3moellering 2 days ago
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤪🤪🤪
dogwelder

Please... please!

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idogcow 10 hours ago
V: the Visitors (USA Network up all night edition)
otaman pro 9 hours ago
Just offscreen: Richard Gere

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