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artwells

all of my allowance was spent feeding these to trees

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Super Ace balsa wood gliders
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wjcstp pro 10 hours ago
These and the rubber band powered version
niicholas 9 hours ago
one of the best birthday parties I ever had was when my mom and I bought maybe twenty of these and everyone at my party got one; we spent the afternoon flying them in our yard, it was bliss
1f2frfbf pro 9 hours ago
I buy these in bulk to give out at Halloween. I feed the trees.
niicholas 9 hours ago
(circa 1982)
artwells pro 8 hours ago
@wjcstp that was when I was ready to blow it all
artwells pro 8 hours ago
@1f2frfbf now I know what to do next year
austinhaas pro 8 hours ago
Really one of the best things ever.
dapete 7 hours ago
@artwells next year? Why wait? I'd be over the moon if I found one on the ground while taking a walk.
MackReed pro 4 hours ago
I’m having some feels now.
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artwells

what time is it?

the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
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the back of an alarm clock that looks like a face
10 hours ago
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catbird 10 hours ago
YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
The baby from Family Guy.
0y3ahSansAcut3 8 hours ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
dogwelder

Pass

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crazyunclejoe pro 16 hours ago
Thats a David Arquette and Sonny Bono couples costume
0y3ahSansAcut3 11 hours ago
Insert Akroyd and Belushi.
LocalStain

C&C...

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Meowsic Factory.

They were very happy to see me and much happier that I opened the window so they could watch the leaves blow about.

Here til Thurs then three shifts and done for the season.

I am ready to be home all the time.
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ufez pro 15 hours ago
Gonna make you pet,
Pe-eeeett
scotto

feel free

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mgeno 13 hours ago
perfect
damien

Autumn Mist

Mist
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Mist
15 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 11 hours ago
nice shot!
neuracnu

if i thought i'd end up here i would have done stronger eyeliner

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homerj 2 days ago
That's awesome!
cristin pro 2 days ago
💗
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Fantastic. Get that framed!
dad 2 days ago
Oh I thought y'all were acting like the ban was good news!
jer pro 2 days ago
Fuck yeah.
idogcow 2 days ago
Awesome!
ardgedee pro 2 days ago
Dang!
snarkout pro 2 days ago
✊🏳️‍⚧️
m3moellering Yesterday
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
crazyunclejoe pro Yesterday
Wowzers! Congratulations!
drurystephanie Yesterday
🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
fins Yesterday
Fantastic my friend!!
jessamyn pro Yesterday
Good for you for being in the paper standing up for what's right. I'm just sorry it was necessary.
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LocalStain

 

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csilverman

going down

A small closet-sized building on the top of a rocky hill, under a dull cloudy blue sky. The building is accessible by a flight of stairs in the rock. The building has an elevator door on the front, with glowing buttons and a small "current floor" screen that displays a red zero. A few birds perch on the top. Another mountain is dimly visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A small closet-sized building on the top of a rocky hill, under a dull cloudy blue sky. The building is accessible by a flight of stairs in the rock. The building has an elevator door on the front, with glowing buttons and a small "current floor" screen that displays a red zero. A few birds perch on the top. Another mountain is dimly visible in the background. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dogwelder

Scissor rights!

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16 hours ago
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Lockjaw pro 14 hours ago
Cheese my wine
sdbillin 13 hours ago
Sausage wax.
That's how he keeps it so smooth I suppose.
jive_t pro 12 hours ago
WOOOOO
artwells pro 10 hours ago
HE'S TOM WAITS
Argie pro 10 hours ago
Giggle what?!!
rob 9 hours ago
its because i'm white
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dogwelder

if you know what i mean

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roonie pro 11 hours ago
"Indiana wants Me, Lord I can't go back there!"
roonie pro 11 hours ago
My apologies to R Dean Taylor but this photo was taken long before he wrote the song.
shfitz

To all who celebrate

Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
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Screen grab of a bluesky post. A photo of Ebenezer Scrooge leaning out a window with the caption "You there boy, what day is it?"

"Why it's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, sir!"
Source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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snowbow

 

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from a walk yesterday
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MackReed pro Yesterday
The tree I buried Killer under in our back yard a few years ago is doing this rn.

I love it so.
jpoulos

For current use

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Ms Rachel and Zohran Mamdani gif where they pretend to cry and say "wah wah wah" as they're singing the Wheels on the Bus.
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Argie

Straya...

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Point taken
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roonie pro 11 hours ago
Bii Hefernan retired a couple of years after this.
He was highly suited to be a politician in Australia, with qualifications in both wool classing and welding.

not "wool welding", don't be silly
joffaboy

3 views of the Carina Nebula

3 images of the nebula, in glowing colours
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3 images of the nebula, in glowing colours
The Carina nebula, images from the Hubble and James Webb Space Telescopes.

https://www.threads.com/share...
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Lockjaw

She Did It!

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My kiddo is a city council member!
4 days ago
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samh pro 4 days ago
: )
ba pro 4 days ago
Mazel Tov!
MackReed pro 4 days ago
Go, kid!
snarkout pro 4 days ago
Congratudolences!
m3moellering 4 days ago
Conga Rats 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀!!
Argie pro 3 days ago
wooohoooo!!
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O_C

-THANK YOU-

Photograph of a laminated card on the sidewalk which reads "-THANK YOU- Nothing Personal my fried...but, I just can't talk to anyone..Right Now, Sorry."
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Photograph of a laminated card on the sidewalk which reads "-THANK YOU- Nothing Personal my fried...but, I just can't talk to anyone..Right Now, Sorry."
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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O_C

'The Babysitter,' 1947, Norman Rockwell

fine-art illustration of a babysitter with a crying baby in her lap pulling on her hair. the babysitter is very new at her job, and is reading an instructional pamphlet about babysitting.
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fine-art illustration of a babysitter with a crying baby in her lap pulling on her hair. the babysitter is very new at her job, and is reading an instructional pamphlet about babysitting.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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dogwelder pro 18 hours ago
My favorite part of the new Lucas Museum was the Rockwell stuff.
MackReed

big mood

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my dad had this neon flag made many years ago, and after it was broken in our LA->NYC move, I restored it and hung it in the basement, turning it on for parties.

wednesday, I put straight it into the basement window facing the street, and I think it'll stay there a while.

a little doggerel now, for the majority of my fellow Americans who did the right thing:

monday we’re all scrolling doom
tuesday wednesday votes go boom
thursday’s real and our hearts bloom
it’s friday I’m in love ...
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williwaw

"I Voted" stickers on Alex Pretti's memorial

Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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Alex Pretti's street memorial with flowers, ribbons, stethoscope and a post with numerous "I Voted" stickers placed on it
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https://www.reddit.com/r...

#ivoted
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jpoulos pro 5 days ago
Oof 😢
wjcstp pro 5 days ago
I've seen other photos from that corner this morning, the number of stickers is growing fast
dphiffer

578 eight second exposures

A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
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A composite image shows countless satellite trails streaking above Mount Taranaki, New Zealand
source: https://www.theguardian.com/world...

"Larsen, 51, says he set his camera up to take an unlimited number of eight-second-long shots, with a two-second gap in between each photo. 'I left her running for two hours and captured 578 photos … That was the easy part.'

The hard part came next. Larsen spent about 45 hours layering the individual photos – each of which contained about 25 satellites – over one another, using Adobe Photoshop. Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites."
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bezt pro 3 days ago
> Much of the time was spent painstakingly erasing stars, to reveal the satellites.

Inverse modern astronomy
homerj 3 days ago
Literal sky net
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 days ago
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
dad 3 days ago
I've been taking night photos since 2007. I have seen a notable increase in satellite streaks the last few years. And then there's the ever-present air traffic.
idogcow 3 days ago
No Sparrow Shall Fall
pk pro Yesterday
@dad probably due to starlink, you think?
bezt pro Yesterday
@pk Starlink is currently the largest contributor to the low earth orbit megaconstellations, at something like 75%, but it’s not the only one. Kuiper/Amazon Leo, Guowang and Qianfang are starting their deployments, and t’s getting pretty crowded up there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
https://planet4589.org/space...
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cristin

Everyone's job today in the USA

still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
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still from Raiders of the Lost Ark showing Indiana Jones and a nazi soldier on top of a troop transport. Jones is wearing his trademark hat and jacket, and is looking down at the soldier, his face concentrating in anger, as he pulls back his right fist ready to punch the nazi in the face.
https://bsky.app/profile...
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beep pro 5 days ago
also every day
hertz pro 5 days ago
Make Aryans Grimace Again
jaymayday

yay!

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my boss liked my photos from last night and wants to use them for social media :)
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WikiAdam 3 days ago
Ooh, what do we have here?
jaymayday 3 days ago
@WikiAdam : pictured is a bleu balsalmic endive salad
WikiAdam 3 days ago
@jaymayday Would eat
Lockjaw pro 3 days ago
@jaymayday Would fight @WikiAdam to the pain to beat them to it!
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joffaboy

Giant Leech

A fibreglass leech sucking down on the dirt
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A fibreglass leech sucking down on the dirt
One of 3 leeches grazing at the Dorrigo National Park. This one's about the size of a ten year old.. so I reckon it's a Big Unit.
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neuracnu pro Yesterday
https://landofthebigs.com/the-leec...
joffaboy pro Yesterday
@neuracnu Well this is another great resource for Big Thing fans. Thanks for sharing
samh

Ride Thru Winter

A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
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A handsome orange bicycle complete with front and rear racks, a comfortable leather saddle, and front and rear fenders.
Mounted studded tires and fenders on my commuter last week. My trusty steed is prepared for the next storm. It's missing lights and pogies in this photo but those will be added all in good time.
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cwhartman pro 2 days ago
Excellent, keep getting out there this winter!

Riding in the cold (almost always) beats riding on the trainer.
shitleopard 2 days ago
IS THAT AN ANTI-THEFT HUFFY STICKER OR LEGIT?
samh pro 2 days ago
I am fortunate to have only a one-ish mile commute so staying honest is fortunately easy, @cwhartman.

Take a look at the rear dropouts on this steed, @shitleopard. That'll probably answer your question.
shitleopard 2 days ago
YOU DONT HAVE TO GET ALL SURLY ABOUT IT!
mare pro 2 days ago
Still pondering if I’m going to make my bike winter ready or use the bike sharing bikes (Bixi) this winter. They have knobby tires and studs and there’s a station 3 minutes from my house. Last winter my own bike got quite some rust damage. Only downside is that they don’t have pogies. And once you used pogies it’s hard to go back.
samh pro Yesterday
Having a resource like that sounds amazing, @mare! Pogies are exceptionally comfortable but you would probably be perfectly happy with a set of big, warm mittens.
Xedrik Yesterday
@shitleopard Excellent pun! :D
mare pro Yesterday
@samh I have warm mittens and gloves but we have deep potholes and a thousand of ridges in Montreal’s bike and road infrastructure (supposedly one of the best in North-America but far from perfect). My hands have been thrown off my handlebars several times.
I also did fall a several times because I look at traffic and not constantly at the state of the tarmac (no serious damage, just bruises). In the winter that’s even harder because holes are hidden and ice patches under snow are slippery So I want to hold on tight and that’s harder with mittens and even hard with warm (thinsulate) gloves.
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jaymayday

haters gonna hate

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but i love you tho
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waldopepper pro 3 days ago
I think I love you too!
jaymayday 3 days ago
@waldopepper : omg! why??
Argie pro 3 days ago
:hugs everyone: 😁
waldopepper pro 16 hours ago
@jaymayday You know why!
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O_C

Wishing Your Christmas warm and happy

odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.

a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
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odd Christmas card with an illustration of two men with rooster heads running through a field in winter.

a pair of chicken feet "sign" the card.
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Took me a minute to notice the “Hoi mon! Stop, w’ll ye?”
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
sexy poulet
MackReed

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roonie pro 11 hours ago
I've had a Wite-Out accident.
I need to go to the shosple.
artwells

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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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comic frame with a man and a thought bubble reading "Turning people away from the door pleases me! I am old and only happy when ... alone!"
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MackReed pro 3 days ago
I *don't* smoke a pipe, man.
jaymayday 3 days ago
god it's been awhile since i've disrupted u
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 3 days ago
This is my "Bob"
BennyTheIcepick pro 3 days ago
Grunkle Stan?
idogcow 3 days ago
I don't recall owning a tie…
Lockjaw pro 3 days ago
I too am an old.
mare pro 2 days ago
I don’t even have a TV
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