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Photo of Appa, the flying sky bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender", rendered in the medium of cabbage with two horns poking out. He has non-cabbage horns, an olive for a nose and two black dots for eyes, and the arrow in his head is made of a darker cabbage leaf. He's standing on a cutting board.
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Photo of Appa, the flying sky bison from "Avatar: The Last Airbender", rendered in the medium of cabbage with two horns poking out. He has non-cabbage horns, an olive for a nose and two black dots for eyes, and the arrow in his head is made of a darker cabbage leaf. He's standing on a cutting board.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

"[sobbing] it’s an appa cabbage"

You can see it stop-motion animated at https://www.instagram.com/p...
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twelvebit an hour ago
my cabbages
urlnotfound pro 5 minutes ago
cAPPAges
bencmeissner

We are beautiful and powerful

A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The white paper has the words “We are beautiful and powerful” in pink and blue text with the blue in the forefront and the pink offset to the bottom left.
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A sign stapled to a telephone pole. The white paper has the words “We are beautiful and powerful” in pink and blue text with the blue in the forefront and the pink offset to the bottom left.
I started a new SHK to post all the photos I’ve taken of art around Minneapolis without spamming them.

https://mltshp.com/mpls-art
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ba pro 3 hours ago
Keep 'em coming!
MackReed

monday

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film loop of cars traveling on a freeway in reverse
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istaqsinnayok...
ufez pro an hour ago
[etummoc]
otaman pro an hour ago
Cameron: He knows the mileage, Ferris.
Ferris: Doesn't trust you?
Cameron: Never has, never will.
Ferris: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Ferris: We'll drive home backwards.
dapete

Whatever gets you through the night

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hertz pro 12 hours ago
*day
robritz

My dune

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Early morning shot of the Mar Bella skatepark in Barcelona.

Sony A7iii, 300mm vintage nikon lens at f11, 1/320, 800 iso.
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drurystephanie

quick update

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dad

 

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Transcribed Text:

Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins. 

Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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A composite image of a woman on the left, a man on the right, and tweets displayed in the center.

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Laurazepam @daimbarrs First they came for Katie Hopkins and I did not speak, because I'd been waiting ages for them to come for Katie Hopkins.

Bob Harper @BobData Replying to @daimbarrs And then they came for Piers Morgan and I said he's over there, behind the sofa.
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poorusher

GPOY

A very comical looking turtle
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A very comical looking turtle
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robritz

Today's sea exploration

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This morning I visited what our class calls "the blocks" which is the breakwater at Mar Bella beach (Barcelona). This area is stacked with these giant cement blocks. This was a few minutes after sunrise. Probably may favorite image of this series of explorations so far.

Sony A7iii, 85mm at f16, 4s exposure, 100 iso, circular polarizer and I'm pretty sure a variable ND filter cutting some light for the slow shutter.
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0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
Silken sea.
heyitsal

Captain Cheezaroo

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Join: https://mltshp.com/cheeseball
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artwells pro Yesterday
I had to sit down when I saw this one
dreyfusslugado Yesterday
Cheeseball: The Meme That Keeps On Giving
foist pro Yesterday
Ping pong balls?
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Oh to be a fly on the wall at that one 👀
spoetz Yesterday
Two of my fave singer-songwriters: Cher and Kee$han
cristin pro Yesterday
Noooo!
otaman pro Yesterday
Finally, the Christmas Special!
roonie pro 19 hours ago
"Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me I've nothing to do
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artwells

Selling coffee at a Valentine's burlesque show

Me and a made up person excited about coffee
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Me and a made up person excited about coffee
Me and my older child, Flora, in their masc drag persona, Dragon Thistle, after performing a routine to Venus in Furs and tearing the roof off the place. We're selling coffee for an international rights group.

So proud of them.
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billturner pro 2 days ago
How awesome!
MackReed pro 2 days ago
this. this is good parenting.
jpoulos pro 2 days ago
Flora! Dragon Thistle! 👏👏👏
joshmillard pro 2 days ago
Now That's What I Call Striving
B6FA798A3449 pro 2 days ago
I am for this
dapete 2 days ago
Wish I was there
Argie pro 2 days ago
Flora of the House Dragon Thistle
greenskpr pro 2 days ago
good dad
m3moellering 2 days ago
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
owl 2 hours ago
I'm gonna cry
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artwells

Dinner

A pan of food
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A pan of food
Andouille, Kielbasa, and Escarole. Onions, garlic, hatch chile, and vermouth. No added oils or seasoning. A recipe I came up with years ago that is always tasty.

This time I added leftover bacon. I know, leftover bacon can exist.

That reminds me of a post on a gardening post on a USENET channel I hung out on way back in the 90s. A Korean apologized for his command of English and described how he used leftover beer to kill slugs. The first response was from an Australian who said something like "Your English is just fine, but I have no idea what 'leftover beer' is"
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cristin pro 11 hours ago
I call bullshit on this concept of "leftover bacon"
joffaboy

Iridescent clouds on Mars

Whispy multicoloured thin clouds against a pinkish sky
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Whispy multicoloured thin clouds against a pinkish sky
Photo by NASA
https://www.threads.com/@beltane...
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drurystephanie

I made the chocolate cake from The Bear

Partially-frosted deeply chocolate cake in the foreground with handsome tuxedo cat in the background.
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Partially-frosted deeply chocolate cake in the foreground with handsome tuxedo cat in the background.
and it was almost as stressful as watching the show. It was then that Niblet carried me in the final stage.
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B6FA798A3449 pro Yesterday
That looks fantastic!
drurystephanie Yesterday
@B6FA798A3449 it weighed like seven pounds and took two days to make but I've already forgotten the birthing pains and will absolutely make it again
poorusher Yesterday
Save me a slice
drurystephanie Yesterday
@poorusher I wish I could have all of mltshp over
jessamyn pro 16 hours ago
Good job Niblet!
Argie pro 9 hours ago
Can slices be posted?
mare 4 hours ago
I tried shipping cake from Canada to the US once, in the middle of summer, and tracking showed it was sitting in a hot warehouse off LaGuardia airport for three days before finally progressing. It didn’t have cream in it, or fondant, but when the recipient posted photos it looked very sad. It was a Battenberg cake, popularized by the Great British Bake Off. The marzipan had disintegrated, the beautiful square shape had bend despite careful wrapping and ample popcorn ‘chips’.

It tasted apparently still okay, but I won’t do it again.@Argie
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joffaboy

Truth in advertising

Burnt out shopfront with signage THE ULTIMATE LASER ADVENTURE
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Burnt out shopfront with signage THE ULTIMATE LASER ADVENTURE
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samh

Rent!

The cast of Rent! on stage at the historic Ellen Theatre.
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The cast of Rent! on stage at the historic Ellen Theatre.
Attended an outstanding performance of Rent! this afternoon. Absolutely beautiful, moving, and wonderful.
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y95 14 hours ago
Hope it was better the the production I saw that was set in Sweethaven, Renk!
samh pro 5 hours ago
Fortunately this one was the real deal, @y95. And it brought tears to my eyes.
misslivie 5 hours ago
what a handsome theater!
kokogiak 2 hours ago
Awesome! We saw a regional production of this in New Hampshire a few years ago, and I'd never seen the show before - so moving and catchy! I was singing Seasons and 'Today 4 U' in my head for weeks after.
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LocalStain

St. Joseph’s Oratory, detail.

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Andrea and I are in Montreal for the weekend. Lovely spot up on the hill.
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joshmillard pro Yesterday
hell yeah
Mr_Encyclopedia pro Yesterday
Somebody get this guy a straightedge
jessamyn pro 16 hours ago
Wave when you pass by Exit 4 in Vermont.
misslivie 5 hours ago
and exit 2
mare 3 hours ago
I live here for 22 years and have never visited. I’m such a heathen.
LocalStain pro 3 hours ago
@mare Andrea grew up in Montreal and had been outside the Oratory dozens of times and had never set foot inside, heh.

@jessamyn, 👋🏼

@misslivie, 👋🏼
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joffaboy

Thinking about it

B&W photo of a desert signs and white building. Large sign says 'NOTHING"
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B&W photo of a desert signs and white building. Large sign says 'NOTHING"
https://www.tumblr.com/mstgsmy6...
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dreyfusslugado 2 days ago
Nothing to see here.
MackReed pro 2 days ago
At last, a picture of what’s wrong with me.
0y3ahSansAcut3 2 days ago
Could be a great mantra, especially useful as an auto erase tool, while not listening..
mcmjolnir pro 2 days ago
_______ from _______ leaves _______
rogrtheshrubber pro Yesterday
I've been there more than once.
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poorusher

White Shiraz

A middle aged man in big spectacles and a black and white oversized jumper, holding a glass of white wine. To the back left is a mirror, and back right an old poster of Mao Tse-Tung.
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A middle aged man in big spectacles and a black and white oversized jumper, holding a glass of white wine. To the back left is a mirror, and back right an old poster of Mao Tse-Tung.
A friend of mine was messaging me yesterday, having been in Berlin for a couple of weeks he told me "I'm flying home to darkest Peru today".

"What time is your flight?" I asked.

"I'm on the plane now, Air France and on my seventh glass of Chablis".

I don't know anyone that buys airline WiFi so I told him to send me a photo and this was my response.

Just before I made jambalaya. Plus on Thursday I got offered a new contract.

Salud.
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Lockjaw pro 2 days ago
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao . . .
MackReed pro 2 days ago
Contractulations!
joost 2 days ago
@poorusher Happy that you have a new contract. Gefeliciteerd
urlnotfound pro Yesterday
American Airlines started giving away Wi-Fi on domestic flights recently. You just sign in and a couple of advertisements play and you get to do internet stuff. Nord vpn even works, so if you wanted to keep them from snooping on your browsing, you can.
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joffaboy

Hélene at Crochet,1910

Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet, sitting on a stool
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Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet, sitting on a stool
Autochrome of young Hélène Gélibert, engrossed in her crochet and enveloped in such beautiful iridescent light! It was taken in Monplaisir, France, by the Lumiere brothers and it depicts their niece (the daughter of Juliette Lumière). It is an original colour process from 1910 and not colourised.

https://www.threads.com/@officia...
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O_C

Ex Libris

illustration art from Ohio University's 1928 yearbook shows a Viking ship sailing on green water towards a rocky outcropping on which the words "Ex Libris" are emblazoned
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illustration art from Ohio University's 1928 yearbook shows a Viking ship sailing on green water towards a rocky outcropping on which the words "Ex Libris" are emblazoned
source: https://www.oneletterwords.com/weblog...
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bencmeissner

Marb and Ack?

A ‘Slow, children crossing’ sign on a telephone pole. The sign is mostly yellow with some black. The top is black with the word ‘SLOW’ in yellow letters. Below that is a black silhouette on yellow background of two children holding hands and running. Below them are the words ‘CHILDREN CROSSING’ in black, with each word on its own line. 

Written in white on the two children are ‘MARB’ on the left child and ‘ACK?’ In the right.
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A ‘Slow, children crossing’ sign on a telephone pole. The sign is mostly yellow with some black. The top is black with the word ‘SLOW’ in yellow letters. Below that is a black silhouette on yellow background of two children holding hands and running. Below them are the words ‘CHILDREN CROSSING’ in black, with each word on its own line.

Written in white on the two children are ‘MARB’ on the left child and ‘ACK?’ In the right.
Marb and Ack? are two common taggers in Minneapolis.
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3rdparty pro Yesterday
slow children, crossing
nikkuneko

"the hobbit", d. jules bass & arthur rankin, 1977

still from the 1977 rankin-bass animated film adaptation of "the hobbit". in the frame, a mostly barren tree stands in the foreground as 14 small figures (the 13 dwarves and titular hobbit) and their two pack animals pass in single file. behind them clouds billow across a blue sky
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still from the 1977 rankin-bass animated film adaptation of "the hobbit". in the frame, a mostly barren tree stands in the foreground as 14 small figures (the 13 dwarves and titular hobbit) and their two pack animals pass in single file. behind them clouds billow across a blue sky
people can hate on it all they want; it was a staple of my childhood and i still love it. the art style alone takes up so much space in my addled little brain. (not to mention those wild-assed songs, which i found myself somehow singing along to as i rewatched today)

there's a version on internet archive that attempts to restore the original broadcast audio with video from the last DVD release. it loses sync at a few spots, but is otherwise enjoyable:
https://archive.org/details...

EDIT: there also seems to be a second video+audio fix on the internet archive, available here:
https://archive.org/details...
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Robotron_smith Yesterday
I still get “where there’s a whip (snap!), there’s a way” popping up in my head occasionally.
Total foundational childhood memory. Let them hate. :)
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
The greatest adventurrrrrrre
1f2frfbf pro Yesterday
@Robotron_smith "I don't wanna go to work today... *whip snap*" Has rotated thru my ears weekly for the past forever.
jennifer13 pro Yesterday
"so carefully, carefully with! the! plates!" while putting dishes away.
Robotron_smith Yesterday
@1f2frfbf - absolutely
nikkuneko pro 23 hours ago
@Robotron_smith @1f2frfbf an absolute banger of an earworm!(though that's in their "return of the king" adaptation)

@mcmjolnir the warble heard round the world

@jennifer13 S A M E, i find myself uttering "that's what bilbo baggins hates!" every time i'm washing more than one dish, haha
1f2frfbf pro 22 hours ago
@nikkuneko Ahhhh. I get this, the Ralph Bashki adaptation, and the Return of the King animated "sequel" confused in my mind. I love them all, to varying degrees of guilt and/or pleasure.
nikkuneko pro 22 hours ago
@1f2frfbf same! and no worries, these are all so easy to blend together! IIRC at one point all three of those were packaged together (i think on VHS? and maybe early DVD too?) so they're all kind of "one thing" for all intents and purposes
neuracnu pro 20 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
nikkuneko pro 19 hours ago
@neuracnu ah, nice! when i was a kid i always misheard /mis-sang that chorus as "down down the goblins down"
neuracnu pro 16 hours ago
@nikkuneko - I just realized that was ol' Thurl Ravenscroft singing as well.
nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
@neuracnu right? it's a wildly stacked voice cast on that one. friggin' john huston and otto preminger, all kinds of insane talent there
Robotron_smith 6 hours ago
@nikkuneko oh shit , right!

Guess i better watch “The hobbit” again , and get my memory straight
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gwint

Kurosawa and Tarkovsky

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"I saw this film [Solaris] late at night in a preview room in Moscow for the first time, and soon I felt my heart aching in agony with a longing to returning to the earth as quickly as possible. Marvellous progress in science we have been enjoying, but where will it lead humanity after all? Sheer fearful emotion this film succeeds in conjuring up in our soul. Without it, a science fiction movie would be nothing more than a petty fancy.

These thoughts came and went while I was gazing at the screen.

Tarkovsky was together with me then. He was at the corner of the studio. When the film was over, he stood up, looking at me as if he felt timid. I said to him, “Very good. It makes me feel real fear.” Tarkovsky smiled shyly, but happily. And we toasted vodka at the restaurant in the Film Institute. Tarkovsky, who didn’t drink usually, drank a lot of vodka, and went so far as to turn off the speaker from which music had floated into the restaurant, and began to sing the theme of samurai from Seven Samurai at the top of his voice."
https://cinephiliabeyond.org/akira-ku...
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O_C

Paul Tanqueray, Anna May Wong, 1929

black and white photograph of actress Anna May Wong
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black and white photograph of actress Anna May Wong
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Okay but the double wings on her eyes are outstanding
otaman

Status update

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colintheriot

Another 4 portraits of tweeters who post terrible opinions.

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Been a while. I meant to do at least one a day this year. But it’s been a hell of year so far.
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artwells pro Yesterday
This would be a great stand-alone website
homerj Yesterday
Terrible people. Really great illustrations!
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
I love this series so much. Thank you for subjecting yourself to such idiocy because this is art.
dad Yesterday
I don't think I know who they are and in this case I'm fine with that lack of knowledge.
colintheriot pro 23 hours ago
@artwells - maybe. I have done over 300 of them.
colintheriot pro 23 hours ago
@dad - some of them are niche famous but I try not to do recognizable celebrity types.
colintheriot pro 23 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick - thank you muchly.
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niicholas

Power to the People

A single-panel comic of a man sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. He looks over his shoulder at a woman, who is standing at a window, holding open the curtains. She says "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behavior". This is a reference to the lyrics of the all-time great acid-house banger "Renegade Master" by the artist WildChild released in 1995. This song samples 1994's "One for the Trouble" by the hip-hop artist Eddy Castellanos Sr. aka A.D.O.R. from his unreleased album "The Concrete."
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A single-panel comic of a man sitting in a chair reading a newspaper. He looks over his shoulder at a woman, who is standing at a window, holding open the curtains. She says "I see the Renegade Master's back once again with the ill behavior". This is a reference to the lyrics of the all-time great acid-house banger "Renegade Master" by the artist WildChild released in 1995. This song samples 1994's "One for the Trouble" by the hip-hop artist Eddy Castellanos Sr. aka A.D.O.R. from his unreleased album "The Concrete."
It made me laugh out loud; doesn't happen often.
In re: https://youtu.be/_oi4imsH...
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MackReed

YES/NO

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