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0y3ahSansAcut3

Still Lifing...

A woman in a coffee place, smiling.
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A woman in a coffee place, smiling.
It me.
3 hours ago
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
Still fabulous!
jpoulos pro 3 hours ago
Hi!
y95

 

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Dan Kurtzman
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MJ

ceramic crab

official auction photo of the crab effigy vessel, redware ceramic, globular body standing on 8 legs with two claws and incised face details, single spout on top
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official auction photo of the crab effigy vessel, redware ceramic, globular body standing on 8 legs with two claws and incised face details, single spout on top
Land Crab Effigy Vessel
Colima culture, E. Mexico, Proto-Classical, 100 BCE - 250 CE
Redware ceramic w/ brick red slip, black oxides
H17 x W18 x D20.5 cm
https://www.giquelloetassocies.fr/en...

via https://bsky.app/profile...
6 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
"I PEENCH!"
gwint pro 4 hours ago
Land Crab Effigy
Never ever mess with me
Finger Legs if need to flee
Pincers for my enemies

Fresh from my Vessel, you suckas!
m3moellering 3 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++
Panjandrum an hour ago
Ayy, I'm crabbin' here!
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artwells

you rang, dog?

lurch on the phone
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lurch on the phone
3 hours ago
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snarkout

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Photo from the "bodega cats" Bluesky stream of a cat leaping other of a hole in a shelf full of Cup Noodles (and sugar, and Reynolds rap), looking at the camera with a determined expression; its forelegs are outstretched and its claws on display.
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Photo from the "bodega cats" Bluesky stream of a cat leaping other of a hole in a shelf full of Cup Noodles (and sugar, and Reynolds rap), looking at the camera with a determined expression; its forelegs are outstretched and its claws on display.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

titled as found
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joffaboy

Swirls in Jupiter's clouds

Swirling clouds in Jupiter's upper atmosphere
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Swirling clouds in Jupiter's upper atmosphere
Source: NASA via https://bsky.app/profile...
7 hours ago
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nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
i was trawling through the NASA galleries and have not found this one yet. everything iget back from reverse image search is social media SAYING it's from nasa, but with no link. are we sure this is legit?


https://www.reddit.com/r...
wjcstp pro 4 hours ago
I believe this came from an account that posts AI images
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
This looks like it may be a processed image, where cloud elevations are artificially enhanced to show detail. Might also be a false-color image, again done to show specific aspects of the clouds.
Or it might just be AI slop.
artwells

fuck your couch

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the word "fleas" sprinkling dots over a sofa
6 hours ago
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dreyfusslugado 5 hours ago
[psychosomatic itching intensifies]
0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago
It's the time of the season...
mcmjolnir pro an hour ago
You want Vice Presidents? This is how you get Vice Presidents
n0wak

I mean, it's more compelling than Technofascists yeah

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4 hours ago
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me3dia

that's no moon

image of the under-construction second Death Star from "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi" with a white beam entering the laser cannon and a rainbow emerging out the back, emulating the cover art for Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"
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image of the under-construction second Death Star from "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi" with a white beam entering the laser cannon and a rainbow emerging out the back, emulating the cover art for Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"
Witness the power of this fully armed and operational concept album!


source: https://www.tumblr.com/gadawg-4...
6 hours ago
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Panjandrum an hour ago
And everything under the Sun is in tune

But the Sun is eclipsed by the THAT'S NO MOON
cristin

just so you know

graphic saying "antifa is trending again so I figured I'd show how simple it is to understand what they actually stand for. Fascists don't seem to like it when I do this lol"

there are two columns, one with a nazi flag labeled "fascists" and one with the antifa logo labeled "anti-fascists"

under the fascist column:
hate: Blacks, Asians, Jews, Immigrants, Socialists, Unions, Asylum Seekers, Etc.

under the anti-fascist column:
hate: fascists.
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graphic saying "antifa is trending again so I figured I'd show how simple it is to understand what they actually stand for. Fascists don't seem to like it when I do this lol"

there are two columns, one with a nazi flag labeled "fascists" and one with the antifa logo labeled "anti-fascists"

under the fascist column:
hate: Blacks, Asians, Jews, Immigrants, Socialists, Unions, Asylum Seekers, Etc.

under the anti-fascist column:
hate: fascists.
19 hours ago
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deletism

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3 hours ago
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LocalStain

Kool Keith - Dr. Oct̲ag̲on̲ecolog̲ys̲t (Full Album)

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#ESSENTIAL, #LP, #MAESTRO, #HALFSHARKALLIGATORHALFMAN
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jive_t pro 5 hours ago
OH SHIT! THERE’S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!
jive_t pro 5 hours ago
And I gotta respect sampling Cabin Boy https://www.whosampled.com/Dr...
Robotron_smith 2 hours ago
Always a instant ❤️ from me.
And of course, moosebumps.
bjrn

Moebius

A color illustration by Moebius. It shows four whale-like creatures swimming or floating past a translucent crystal. One of the whale creatures has two humans riding on its back.
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A color illustration by Moebius. It shows four whale-like creatures swimming or floating past a translucent crystal. One of the whale creatures has two humans riding on its back.
7 hours ago
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m3moellering 3 hours ago
Cetaceous Monday !
poorusher

ACNH

Screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. It is meant to be me but way cuter of course. I have oversized spectacles on, a white tuxedo jacket with black trim, black bow tie and black converse. I am surrounded by purple flowers and behind me is a small replica of the moon.
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Screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. It is meant to be me but way cuter of course. I have oversized spectacles on, a white tuxedo jacket with black trim, black bow tie and black converse. I am surrounded by purple flowers and behind me is a small replica of the moon.
Jessica has had Animal Crossing for a few years now. There's only a single console, but the other day she had the bright idea of adding me as a character.

She signs in and cosplays as me. I have little interest in playing the game but do enjoy spectating and getting some updates. I have had a dabble at fishing, and am interested in padding out my wardrobe as well as doing up my house.

Jessica also signs in as herself and then sends me money and gifts. It's all pretty adorable.

Today I had an outfit that was quite Chairman Mao/Kim Jong Un
6 hours ago
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Xedrik 4 hours ago
Oppan Gangnam Style!
wombatman70 4 hours ago
I love the idea of you playing it just as a fishing game. 99% of my times spent playing GTA was treating it as a simple open world driving game.
But even so, none of my characters were quite as dapper as this! Looking sharp!
artwells

What I saw

Torn paper on gray wall
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Torn paper on gray wall
10 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
Homeric veiled figure.
ardgedee pro 8 hours ago
Masked for a visit to the Braques during the pandemic.
dreyfusslugado 4 hours ago
A Pope made of wallpaper.

A Wallpoper, if you will.
ardgedee

the difference between a baby driver and a baby dinner

Photo of a young man with his hair sticking up, looking consternated and holding a "Baby on board" sign of the sort people stick to their car windows in fruitless hope that bad drivers will suddenly become good drivers for their sake. It is intended to be bilingual but the French reads "Bébé sur tableau". So while Anglophones are told there is a baby in the car, Francophones are told there is a baby on a plank.

Maybe better would be "Bébé à bord" or "Bébé dans l'auto" but my pathetic recollection of a long-ago high school education level in French is not enough for me to know what would be appropriate.
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Photo of a young man with his hair sticking up, looking consternated and holding a "Baby on board" sign of the sort people stick to their car windows in fruitless hope that bad drivers will suddenly become good drivers for their sake. It is intended to be bilingual but the French reads "Bébé sur tableau". So while Anglophones are told there is a baby in the car, Francophones are told there is a baby on a plank.

Maybe better would be "Bébé à bord" or "Bébé dans l'auto" but my pathetic recollection of a long-ago high school education level in French is not enough for me to know what would be appropriate.
source: https://cosocial.ca/@jfmezei...
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bezt pro 12 hours ago
kid's meal / kids meal
MackReed pro 9 hours ago
@bezt Let’s eat, kids! / Lets eat kids!
mcmjolnir pro an hour ago
Perfect for a Canadian road trip
gwint

Christian Allegory

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Jan Provoost
circa 1510
6 hours ago
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Xedrik 5 hours ago
Fuck it, Dude; let's go bowling.
dreyfusslugado 5 hours ago
Even God ponders his orb!
ardgedee pro 2 hours ago
Can't wait for the cheeseball remix
joffaboy

Door to doom

Dark stone-like cast made from a doorway, featuring carved animals , vines, etc
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Dark stone-like cast made from a doorway, featuring carved animals , vines, etc
'Cast of a Doorway and Column, About 1050-70 CE

The swirling patterns and mysterious iconography of the doorway and column from the wooden stave church at Urnes (Norway) fascinate and intrigue, although their exact iconographic meaning remains unknown. The designs may derive from illuminated manuscripts, or possibly textiles.'

Victoria and Albert Museum
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ian_crowther

SUNN O))) at the Roseland Theater

The two members of Sunn on stage in heavy fog and backlit holding their guitars aloft.
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The two members of Sunn on stage in heavy fog and backlit holding their guitars aloft.
Taken during the final moments of the Sunn show last night.

Source: me
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Allanpoe 11 hours ago
how was it? they'll be in town in july or so in a smallish club. haven't seen them in a long time (10y prob) and not sure I need my organs to dissolve thru music again ;)
ian_crowther pro 29 minutes ago
@Allanpoe Not gonna lie it was pretty loud. Saw at least a few folks in the crowd with toddler/airport-worker style earmuffs.
m3moellering

Big memories

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But mostly memories of my dad discussing the cost to benefit ratio of this venture. He literally went to the local IGA and bought five packets for fifty cents to make his point.


Also. I'm having yet another "Old man Shouting at Clouds" moment because no keyboard I've used for decades has a cents key on it.
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ardgedee pro 11 hours ago
opt-4 on a Mac: ¢
patd 8 hours ago
This is also the business model of modern AI companies.
m3moellering 7 hours ago
@ardgedee Heehee
@patd #facts
ba pro 6 hours ago
I wasted weeks bothering neighbors to get some bullshit "prize" that disappointed. Then the next summer did the same damn thing trying to sell greeting cards door-to-door.
m3moellering 4 hours ago
@ba I was a paper route and lawn mowing kid. Selling stuff was just not my bailiwick.
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joffaboy

Yep

Image of USB cord, caption 'type c for fast charging '
Unnamed woman replies 'C'
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Image of USB cord, caption 'type c for fast charging '
Unnamed woman replies 'C'
Via Facebook
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Lockjaw pro Yesterday
C -
m3moellering Yesterday
I did just laugh out loud!
idogcow Yesterday
F1 (respect)
samh pro Yesterday
It's not working
shitleopard 12 hours ago
ORDER CORN
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joffaboy

250 million years from now (ish)

Map showing current land forms clustered together. Colours delineate country borders
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Map showing current land forms clustered together. Colours delineate country borders
via reddit bit.ly/IIBWorld250

New Zealand is still missing (off this crop of the map)
18 hours ago
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scruss pro 13 hours ago
yaass! Scotland: free at last!
shitleopard 12 hours ago
NEW ZEALAND IS THE BLUE BIT AT THE BOTTOM? "ROSSLAND"
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
without URL shortener: https://www.reddit.com/r...
mare 7 hours ago
This feels… cozy.
(I’m almost sad I won’t be around to witness it.)
mcmjolnir pro an hour ago
Ok, now post your commute
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tweedlydo

after a hard day gardening

a tableau of blythe doll and small greenhouse with assorted tiny trinkets
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a tableau of blythe doll and small greenhouse with assorted tiny trinkets
aoife relaxes with a beer after tending to the purple basil in her greenhouse
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n0wak

Themes

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joffaboy

David is BIG

David stands amongst architectural castings of church spires and other stuff
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David stands amongst architectural castings of church spires and other stuff
Cast of Michaelangelo's David, about 5 metres tall. Here it is in one of the statue galleries at the Victoria and Albert Museum, London.

They really know how to do museums here.
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misslivie 8 hours ago
I visited there after taking Roman Archaeology in college and I was SO CONFUSED about why Trajan's Column was there (not grasping their love for and dedication to making plaster casts of things & displaying them). I have fond feelings for the V&A though cause they were open Friday nights.
ckoerner

Literally what grinds our gears

A colored illustration of the physical mechanism that makes a flagella inside a bacteria cell work
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A colored illustration of the physical mechanism that makes a flagella inside a bacteria cell work
Some really fascinating stuff going on here. Proton power!


https://www.quantamagazine.org/what-phy...
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0y3ahSansAcut3 9 hours ago
So, life is a crochet project?
tonyb pro 5 hours ago
it's macrame all the way down!
roonie pro 3 hours ago
"a combination propeller/brain that enables single-celled bacteria to move toward food sources."
me in a nutshell
Goshawk

Wayback sankey :-(

Infographic titled "URLs Preserved in the Wayback Machine" based on a dataset of 5.4 million URLs. It shows 26% of web pages are dead and 74% are still alive. Of the total, 10% have vanished completely, 18% are endangered (not yet preserved), 16% have been restored through the Wayback Machine, and 56% are preserved. The visual uses a flow-style diagram to show how preservation reduces permanent loss.
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Infographic titled "URLs Preserved in the Wayback Machine" based on a dataset of 5.4 million URLs. It shows 26% of web pages are dead and 74% are still alive. Of the total, 10% have vanished completely, 18% are endangered (not yet preserved), 16% have been restored through the Wayback Machine, and 56% are preserved. The visual uses a flow-style diagram to show how preservation reduces permanent loss.
we forgor

source: https://x.com/internet...
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MackReed

into the week like

A person costumed in a red-feathered suit and black and white skull mask festooned with geometric Mayan symbols parades towards you beneath a dark overpass backlit by the sunny street behind them.
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A person costumed in a red-feathered suit and black and white skull mask festooned with geometric Mayan symbols parades towards you beneath a dark overpass backlit by the sunny street behind them.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/curatoro...
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dapete 2 hours ago
Dress for the job you want.
poorusher

Elle Fanning

Surrealist style fashion photograph of actor Elle Fanning it depicts her flattened on an illusionist background showing a checked table and a giant inverted fish beside her.
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Surrealist style fashion photograph of actor Elle Fanning it depicts her flattened on an illusionist background showing a checked table and a giant inverted fish beside her.
Photographed by Szilveszter Makó

#SzilveszterMakó #SzilveszterMako #photographers
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spingo pro 9 hours ago
This is just great.
poorusher 8 hours ago
@spingo there's a good article on the photographer here:
https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2026... (and the other Fanning shots are worth seeking out)

He also took some amazing photos of Rama Duwaji
https://www.fxoxo.com/251020/
csilverman

remote

A river winds through a heavily wooded landscape. On the right side of the river are rocky cliffs. In the top right of the sky is a white moon. This is a predominantly blue painting, signed "Chris Silverman".
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A river winds through a heavily wooded landscape. On the right side of the river are rocky cliffs. In the top right of the sky is a white moon. This is a predominantly blue painting, signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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dreyfusslugado 22 hours ago
I've been to that part of Skyrim.
m3moellering 13 hours ago
@dreyfusslugado ++

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