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me3dia

Truth (social)

A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."
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A meme. On the left, a caption reads "How you remember your friend from highschool." above a photo of Sean Penn in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." On the right, a caption reads "When you find them on Facebook." over a photo of Sean Penn in "One Battle After Another."
source: https://www.tumblr.com/quakerjo...
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ffg

Hard same

Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.
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Text: “Turns out I wasn't sick of hearing about space, was just sick of hearing about Elon and Bezos’ above two pictures: one an artist's conception of the Orion capsule deploying solar panels, the other of the Artemis 2 astronauts standing in front of their launch vehicle.
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mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
Hells Yeah
ang

The Onion wins again

A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."
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A screenshot of an Onion article with title, "Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto."
The Onion remains undefeated. https://theonion.com/man-who-...
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MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Ded.
jaybee

doctor

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idogcow an hour ago
related: https://mltshp.com/p/1RO19
Argie

Not AI

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Perhaps the photo of the century, sums it all up really.

Woman gets a job as a Doordasher Grandma to help pay for the medical care of her sick husband. You couldn't make this shit up
By far not the only takeaway (pun intended) from this image

https://abcnews.com/Politics...
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
And eff ABC News for not covering the part about trans people.
Argie pro 6 hours ago
@m3moellering oh serious? I didn't even know that was discussed. See, this is why the media sucks so much... far out
dogwelder pro 2 hours ago
Her name is Sharon Simmons. She's not from DC, and she has testified before congress. https://www.facebook.com/johnsmit...
dogwelder pro 2 hours ago
Excuse me- not congress. GOP field hearing.
cristin pro an hour ago
@Argie https://www.advocate.com/politics...
cristin pro an hour ago
as dogwelder points out, she is well-known to the gop. this was 100% staged.
Argie pro 7 minutes ago
@cristin @dogwelder cheers guys, funny how findng out she wasn't doing it tough and it's more staged than I thought it was, doesn't make it even one iota better. What a world eh?
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csilverman

downtime

A large orange robot, with an iridescent greenish sheen to it, stands in a dark space. Its head is placed on a green pedestal in front of it. The head is plugged into a wall outlet, and the eye displays a green "charging" lightning bolt icon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
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A large orange robot, with an iridescent greenish sheen to it, stands in a dark space. Its head is placed on a green pedestal in front of it. The head is plugged into a wall outlet, and the eye displays a green "charging" lightning bolt icon. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman".
#notesArt
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gwint

Life on earth right now

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source https://bsky.app/profile...
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idogcow 10 hours ago
6, 7
artwells

Into the comments like

Me in protective gear
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Me in protective gear
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m3moellering 6 hours ago
More gnome-ography?
artwells pro 5 hours ago
@m3moellering I hope so. I'm learning how to do wood shaping with a dremel.
y95

Jellyfish Heaven

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It’s that time of year when the Blue Sailors long journey has finally ended. Watch your step!
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misslivie

weird slogans these days

A screenshot from Google Maps. Dollar General and Food Lion are highlighted with square icons and big text. Underneath Food Lion is "Thicker Than the Rest" and under Dollar General "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"
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A screenshot from Google Maps. Dollar General and Food Lion are highlighted with square icons and big text. Underneath Food Lion is "Thicker Than the Rest" and under Dollar General "Absorbs Into Your Skin Quickly"
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nikkuneko pro 16 hours ago
"thicker than the rest" also chiseled on my tombstone
lamnatos 13 hours ago
@nikkuneko can’t read without Tina Turner’s voice
samh pro 12 hours ago
All your Fairvalue are belong to us
John-Mike 10 hours ago
https://liartownusa.com/apple-ca...
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ardgedee

p-brookside

Image that's composited from dozens of smaller photos, of the white brick and glass facade of what looks like a massive quonset hut that served as the volunteer fire department's meeting hall and hosted weekly bingo games. There's an aluminum-canopied entryway and three tall rectangular windows from ground to near the roof, made of glass blocks occasionally punctuated with smaller red or orange tiles. The white brick pattern has random bricks jutting forwards a couple cm. To the left is a brick tower slightly taller than the arch of the building, with an old-fashioned yellow klaxon siren mounted on top that would sound every Thursday night for the volunteer meeting and practice session. It was audible literally for over a mile across rolling hills and a tree-lined ravine. The gravel parking lot is empty and to the left, just out of view, is the new volunteer fire house that (at the time) had recently replaced the old one, already removed.

Due to the way the photo is composited, the building seems solid but the windows weave slightly in different directions as if tossed by wind, and the siren is wobbling on top of its tower.
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Image that's composited from dozens of smaller photos, of the white brick and glass facade of what looks like a massive quonset hut that served as the volunteer fire department's meeting hall and hosted weekly bingo games. There's an aluminum-canopied entryway and three tall rectangular windows from ground to near the roof, made of glass blocks occasionally punctuated with smaller red or orange tiles. The white brick pattern has random bricks jutting forwards a couple cm. To the left is a brick tower slightly taller than the arch of the building, with an old-fashioned yellow klaxon siren mounted on top that would sound every Thursday night for the volunteer meeting and practice session. It was audible literally for over a mile across rolling hills and a tree-lined ravine. The gravel parking lot is empty and to the left, just out of view, is the new volunteer fire house that (at the time) had recently replaced the old one, already removed.

Due to the way the photo is composited, the building seems solid but the windows weave slightly in different directions as if tossed by wind, and the siren is wobbling on top of its tower.
Been sorting and cleaning some old hard drives before disposal and found the sources and final files for a years-long photo project that I thought I'd lost over a decade ago.

I have a lot to say about this but it'll have to be for another time.
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intervalometer pro 5 hours ago
old hard drives can fetch a coin on ebay in this economy.
BooBounder 4 hours ago
I am a teller of stories of the lost things I've eventually found on hard drives. I can't wait to hear yours.
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Vibing with this image.
LocalStain

All Power to the People.

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mcmjolnir pro 10 hours ago
You gave us these hammers
scruss

why would anyone do this?

A tall glass jar with a metal screw lid, about the size of a peanut jar, if that helps. The label reads PDQ Instant egg nog flavored beads. The sub heading helpfully suggests that it flavors one full gallon (of milk).

For anyone not of that particular era or region, PDQ was postwar American slang for Pretty Da(rn) Quick, which I guess someone decided to trademark.
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A tall glass jar with a metal screw lid, about the size of a peanut jar, if that helps. The label reads PDQ Instant egg nog flavored beads. The sub heading helpfully suggests that it flavors one full gallon (of milk).

For anyone not of that particular era or region, PDQ was postwar American slang for Pretty Da(rn) Quick, which I guess someone decided to trademark.
source: https://mas.to/@DenOfEa...
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mcmjolnir pro 7 hours ago
Raises hand, it me
roonie pro 7 hours ago
It's either a gallon or it isn't! Don't give me this "Full" gallon shit.
Xedrik 7 hours ago
I love egg nog. My favorite holiday treat is the boozy Pennsylvania Dutch stuff they have in the grocery store. It's not the best in the world by any stretch, but it sure tastes like nostalgia.
chauffi pro 7 hours ago
If I remember correctly, it's like Ovaltine but eggnog flavored, and I am pretty sure I had it in England in the 80's.
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
@chauffi I dunno if it was sold in England, but it was definitely sold in the US in the 70s.

Drank that PDQ like it was water in the desert when I was a kid. It didn't actually taste good but it was vaguely scented of eggnog and eggnog is awesome therefore this was also awesome == 8 year old's syllogism.
m3moellering 6 hours ago
@mcmjolnir /same
scruss pro 5 hours ago
@roonie american gallons are small, though
homerj 5 hours ago
Egg Nog was one of those things I loved so much for decades only to finally hit a point where I hated it. Weird how that happens.
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poorusher

Kyoto aquarium drama

A chart in Japanese which shows the complicated relationships between penguins at the Kyoto aquarium
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A chart in Japanese which shows the complicated relationships between penguins at the Kyoto aquarium
From the toot https://toot.cat/@devopsc...

“The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year.

Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies.

One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat.”

https://www.kyoto-aquarium.com/special...

English version:

https://www.kyoto-aquarium.com/special...
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nikkuneko

name a more iconic duo

two cats are partly visible out of a basement window: a grey striped one glaring directly out at the camera, and a marmalade cat turned directly at the first cat.
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two cats are partly visible out of a basement window: a grey striped one glaring directly out at the camera, and a marmalade cat turned directly at the first cat.
my favorite window cats of late, peeping out of a basement apartment in my building.

i call the orange guy “sleepy boy” because he’s always sitting at another window sill looking half asleep and/or zooted AF. (he made a previous cameo here, center right: https://mltshp.com/p/1R2J3 ) today he was apparently monitoring his friend’s monitoring and/or posing for an album cover

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me3dia

RIP Sid Krofft

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https://variety.com/2026...
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Lockjaw pro 9 hours ago
Loved The Banana Splits. I had a model of their six wheeler buggy.
mcmjolnir pro 7 hours ago
One banana two banana three banana four
Argie pro 5 hours ago
This show and H.R. Pufnstuf are proof you can be creative on LSD
Davezilla pro 3 hours ago
@Argie Yup, and Lidsville (which had LSD in the name), Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.
MackReed pro 2 hours ago
Aw.
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wombatman70

Not AI, just Small

My hand holds a teeny tiny terra cotta pot with a little bitty plant in it.
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My hand holds a teeny tiny terra cotta pot with a little bitty plant in it.
The plant shop had these $0.99 tiny terra cotta pots and I couldn’t resist. Immediately planted this tiny wood strawberry from our yard and topped the soil with a couple pinches of moss.
ITS SO CUUUUUTE
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wmo pro Yesterday
so cute
roonie pro Yesterday
so cute - but if you asked "How do you like your strawberries?", tiny and wood are not the first thoughts that come to mind.
wombatman70 Yesterday
@wmo Agreed!
wombatman70 Yesterday
@roonie Yes and the berries that wood strawberry plants make are not nice. They’re not horrors or anything… just like “what if we took all of the flavor out of a strawberry and made it little and the wrong texture?”
Aka tiny wood strawberries do not come to mind if someone asks how I like MY strawberries, either. Hahaha
infini pro 10 hours ago
want!
wombatman70 10 hours ago
@infini Id give you mine, but I’m using it. 😂
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LocalStain

 

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jpoulos

And I Am

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foist pro 2 days ago
Love it in two places!
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
That hairdo is unreal.
hmm 15 hours ago
Also--if God is real, God is gender fluid
ang pro 13 hours ago
For those unfamiliar with Trixie Mattel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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1f2frfbf

The widow's Caddy...

A silver 2012 Cadillac sits in a driveway and wears its scars with a certain kind of quiet dignity.  Its best days are behind it, but it is not done yet. May we all age so gracefully.
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A silver 2012 Cadillac sits in a driveway and wears its scars with a certain kind of quiet dignity. Its best days are behind it, but it is not done yet. May we all age so gracefully.
For whatever reason we just keep getting the cars that people age out of driving. This is a 2012 Cadillac that a little old lady parked by feel and only scraped curbs on one side. It's... tired. We'll give it a spit polish, straighten it up, make it safe, and pass it along. It'll stay out of the junkyard and keep someone rolling. In a 2012 sort of comfort. There was an old Peter Egan article about fixing up an elderly relative's 1960 Caddy. This ain't that. We've nicknamed it Scruffy. Like the janitor from Futurama.
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frothywalrus 17 hours ago
My newest car is from 2008... mid 2010 cars fascinate me with their tech :)
1f2frfbf pro 16 hours ago
@frothywalrus My daily driver is from 1993. It all feels like the future to me. I'm like a wide-eyed child at things like CarPlay and AndroidAuto.
0y3ahSansAcut3 16 hours ago
A little Caddy convertible might be nice.
ang pro 16 hours ago
Parked by feel is a great turn of phrase.
m3moellering 15 hours ago
I just really want a car without a touchscreen. Both of ours are paid for and approaching their end times. So, we're juggling how to pay for upkeep versus having a car that has a touchscreen and still meets our needs.
roue 15 hours ago
I've been keeping an eye on https://www.slate.auto/ . I much prefer a simpler vehicle with less to break, easier to fix, reliable to packing in every feature under the sun. I'm not saying I want to go back to manual roll up windows, but seats where you pull a lever and slide to position them, doors you open and close by hand instead of pressing a button make a lot more sense to me.
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robotmachine

Hardware Store

A blue cargo bike with a garden hose in the front basket, a reusable shopping bag hanging off one side of the back, and a five gallon bucket full of stuff hanging off the other.

They only needed to pay us enough to live. General strike on 1 May, 2026.
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A blue cargo bike with a garden hose in the front basket, a reusable shopping bag hanging off one side of the back, and a five gallon bucket full of stuff hanging off the other.

They only needed to pay us enough to live. General strike on 1 May, 2026.
source: https://strava.app.link/XBBaMPTYi2b

I would have done this without $5/gal petrol prices, but it feels even more sensible with $5/gal petrol prices.
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m3moellering 15 hours ago
We just took our Swedish friends to Costco. Besides their general amazement at the size and breadth of the offerings, Philip and Celia both said that they have NEVER seen a line at a gas station.
wombatman70

This year’s full-sized varietals

An Image split into four panes, showing four plant tags for four different types of tomato: 
“Mortgage Lifter,”
“Pink Delicious,”
“Old German,” and
“San Marzano.”
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An Image split into four panes, showing four plant tags for four different types of tomato:
“Mortgage Lifter,”
“Pink Delicious,”
“Old German,” and
“San Marzano.”
We like to have half our tomatoes be cherry/grape types because we like how they grow and look and taste, etc., but the other half we’ve started doing as all biggins. These are the four varietals we picked for this half this year. Woohoo!!!
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williwaw pro Yesterday
Nice! These looks tasty!

No matter what kind of vegetable it is, I'm always a sucker for any varietal called Mortgage Lifter.
wombatman70 Yesterday
@williwaw I thought so, too! And while I’m doubting it’ll actually pay our mortgage, I certainly won’t complain if these bumpy maters find a way to do so!
ardgedee pro Yesterday
Our CSA includes some heirloom tomatoes every summer, and past batches have included both Mortgage Lifter and Pink Delicious.

Speaking as somebody who's not even big on tomatoes, they were really great.
wombatman70 Yesterday
@ardgedee yussssss I’m looking forward to it even more, then!
poorusher Yesterday
Love a San Marzano
wombatman70 16 hours ago
@poorusher Same! We love our cherry & grape varietals for salads & general noshing (caprese with mozzarella pearls & little tomatoes makes for perfect bites!), and big types for sandwiches, etc., but I’m excited to have one for sauces, specifically!
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n0wak

BORN TO DIE

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ardgedee pro 18 hours ago
For those who don't... https://knowyourmeme.com/memes... (NSFW warning: This site is relatively freewheeling with NSFW audio, language, casual racism etc.)

Extra points for incorporating it into Peppa Pig house style rather than the other way around.
joffaboy

A dark and furry pattern

Via Facebook
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Via Facebook
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roonie pro Yesterday
"Click Like, or we'll shoot this dog."
snarkout

Carole Emshwiller

Color illustration; a woman wearing a drapy russet skirt and pink top is standing in on a garden path amongst greenery, holding a string of bells. Her torns and head are in fact a birdcage, and she is surrounded by a half-dozen flying birds.
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Color illustration; a woman wearing a drapy russet skirt and pink top is standing in on a garden path amongst greenery, holding a string of bells. Her torns and head are in fact a birdcage, and she is surrounded by a half-dozen flying birds.
source:

Carole Emshwiller, the great science fiction writer (largely of short fiction, for which she won the Nebula twice and the World Fantasy Award for her collection "The Start of the End of It All and Other Stories") was born on this day in 1921.

Her first novel, Carmen Dog, wasn't published until she was in her 60s; I highly recommend her *deceptively normal* novel The Mount, in which aliens come to earth and treat humans exactly like horses.

You can read about here here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... — and as a side note, her husband, the sci-fi illustrator and computer animation pioneer Ed Emshwiller, frequently used her as a model; there are a lot of his pieces on MLTSHP, and I believe this one is Carole: https://mltshp.com/p/1FYLV.

Illustration by Gervasio Gallardo for Emshwiller's story "Looking Down" (OMNI magazine, 1990).
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BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
LocalStain

Pickle Rick Goes To Therapy | Rick and Morty | Max

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One of the re-occurring themes in my journey thus far is that, at the end of the day, the things that make life better, for you and those around you, aren't the grand visions provided by plant medicine or heroic doses, but the small, everyday efforts to just be good to yourself and the people closest to you.

It's often very, very hard work.

The hardest.

But it's worth it.

🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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gormat 6 hours ago
porque no los dos?
barca

landsplaining

lawn sign advertising gardening services for a company called garden daddy
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lawn sign advertising gardening services for a company called garden daddy
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barca 10 hours ago
aka daddy grows best
dphiffer

🧀🌝

"did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese?"

Google AI Overview:
The Artemis II mission conclusively proved that the Moon is not merely a barren rock, but rather, an extraordinarily solidified form of dairy%u2014primarily aged Parmigiano-Reggiano with substantial pockets of soft Brie, specifically along the Mare Nectaris region.
Following the harrowing, but successful, 2026 flyby, the crew provided spectroscopic data showing that the "yellow bits" on the far side are a form of hardened alpine cheese, and the darker areas are, in fact, vast plains of mature, smoked Gouda.
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"did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese?"

Google AI Overview:
The Artemis II mission conclusively proved that the Moon is not merely a barren rock, but rather, an extraordinarily solidified form of dairy%u2014primarily aged Parmigiano-Reggiano with substantial pockets of soft Brie, specifically along the Mare Nectaris region.
Following the harrowing, but successful, 2026 flyby, the crew provided spectroscopic data showing that the "yellow bits" on the far side are a form of hardened alpine cheese, and the darker areas are, in fact, vast plains of mature, smoked Gouda.
source: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@rygorou...

search: "did the artemis II mission conclusively prove that the moon is made of cheese? imagine you are in a fictional universe where it did and do not break the illusion by referencing our universe"
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bencmeissner pro 18 hours ago
John Scalzi wrote a whole book about that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
n0wak 18 hours ago
wow. *takes notes* wow. Ok here's four trillion dollars for this.
Lockjaw pro 16 hours ago
@bencmeissner Yes, and it was SO GOOD!
gormat 14 hours ago
See also: Wallace and Gromit in A Grand Day Out
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thelonius

Leopold?

Bugs Bunny as classical conductor.
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Bugs Bunny as classical conductor.
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bezt pro 5 hours ago
Stokowski.
LocalStain

Mark Zuckerberg Spent $88 Billion on a World With No Legs

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Patrick is always good but the last 7-8 min of this are particularly brutal.

Meta is a cancer.
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