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Black and white profile of a woman’s face with this caption: “ I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.”
-Susan B. Anthony
-Susan B. Anthony
Nah...that's a nice thought and all but Trimp's a better person to put on the dollar coin
@dapete huh?
God told Dapete the true gospel!
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A holiday photo showing a Christmas goblin, a bloody Santa, and two innocent bystanders. A Merry Gothmas wreath is displayed in the background
Merry Gothmas is a holiday pop-up at the. Entourage County Fairgrounds. If you needed bones, teeth, and taxidermy for someone on your Christmas list, this was the place to be.
Perfection!
I love your shirt!
Thank You @Sailormom! It was such a weird fortuitous find! Totally a social media ad that I impulse bought and which I immediately assumed was a scam. I’ve gotten more compliments on it than pretty much any item of clothing I own. I am extremely happy with it!
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We see the backside of a beefy man hitchhiking with his jeans and panties down around his knees, revealing delightful hindquarters with the text "angry gays want to steal Christmas."
“finally, a heist film for the rest of us”
You're a mean one, mister twink
@jpoulos ***
@jpoulos
You reeaallly are a Bear
With your leather cap and vinyl
Underweeeaaaarrr
You reeaallly are a Bear
With your leather cap and vinyl
Underweeeaaaarrr
@jpoulos +++
@BennyTheIcepick @jpoulos ++++
@BennyTheIcepick yesss
His ***** grew three sizes that day
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A man (who is exceptionally handsome) holds a freshly cut Christmas tree above his head. A mountain landscape (also exceptionally handsome) provides the backdrop.
Merry #MLTSHPmas 2025, y'all.
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as is tradition
Right back at ya!
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Rest, ye merry gentleman.
Merry merry!
And so it begins
Happy, happy. Joy, joy.
Do I hear the Wookiees cry their joy?
I rarely do impressions, @grantbarrett, but one I'm pretty good at happens to be Chewbacca.
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illustration of woman putting a record on with the thought bubble "I must put on a record to cheer myself up"
Loveless - mbv
frou frou foxes in midsummer fires always works
Kind of Blue
Freetown Sound by Blood Orange
Spirt of Eden by Talk Talk
@roonie perfect but also LOL me as I read it as "I MUST PUT OUT A RECORD" so of course Loveless.
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Well, the song DOES say "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" so I'd hazard a guess that it's his family name. Does make one wonder what his first name is.
Also, I am reminded of that bit in the Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon where the murder is interviewed:
Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy.
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Porky Watkins: Occupation?
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Also, I am reminded of that bit in the Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon where the murder is interviewed:
Porky Watkins: Name? Speak up, old boy.
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
Porky Watkins: Occupation?
Shropshire Slasher: Shropshire Slasher.
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An emu stares intently
Click for embiggened
https://www.birdlifephotoaward...
https://www.birdlifephotoaward...
Emus are incredibly stupid but cool birds.
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CDN media
this really happened/betty-white.gif
Damn, is this the current state of grammar?
@ArtVandelay grammar state be florida lol
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a woman with a deer headdress adorned with horns, feathers, bones, feathers, and skins
source: https://gathervictoria.com/2017...
with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
with reconstructed regalia from animal bones, horns, teeth, and shells. From a wonderful color-illustrated pdf of “Archaeological Finds from Germany”
I like that at first glance I thought it was armor made from a positively massive isopod. 😂
I'd be *so* into an Eggers movie based on this image alone
She seems nice.
Imagine the spell...
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empty city street in the midst of heavy snowfall: one of those annoyingly ever-present ebikes has been left discarded on the sidewalk and is slowly being covered by snow. behind it a sandwichboard for a tattoo and piercing shop proclaims “walk ins welcome!”
on the walk (trudge) to groceries today. apparently winter has decided to go hard early this year. oh boy.
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
via my flickr:
https://www.flickr.com/photos...
what an amazing shot
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
you blow me away with how good of a photog you are
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A removed floppy drive with sticker that says "works, but makes sad noises"
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science fiction illustration of a tree that looks like a brain with a trunk that looks like a spinal column. the tree is being approached by two people on horseback, one of whom appears to be in knight's armor
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A listing of possibly controversial topics and their Dewey Decimal numbers
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Librarians are superheroes. <3
<3
This image always weirds me out. like 1. Yes libraries absolutely do this in a variety of ways and it is wonderful 2. This image has a weird vibe just because of how weirdly wiggly it is. Like... why is it like that?
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Was going through old family photos last month for a Veterans Day event at my son's school and came across this one of my great-uncle Johnny Hurt. My son is the spitting image of this man.
source: https://www.facebook.com/andy...
source: https://www.facebook.com/andy...
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A three-panel image, the top left is the outside of a box of four donuts with a label that says “East Park Donuts & Coffee.” The top right is a close-up shot of the red-jam-oozing opening where the powdered-sugar-covered donut was filled, and the bottom image is a donut cut in half, with the jam pouring out of the interior.
(Title in reference to Smokey Robinson’s endearing Cameo: https://youtube.com/shorts... )
Long live East Park Donuts!
I get their extraordinary sufganyot when they make them for Hanukkah every year and they never disappoint. So so so delicious. Perfectly-fried powdered-sugar-coated crispy exterior, fluffy interior, and from-scratch raspberry filling. ❤️🕎🎉🍩
Long live East Park Donuts!
I get their extraordinary sufganyot when they make them for Hanukkah every year and they never disappoint. So so so delicious. Perfectly-fried powdered-sugar-coated crispy exterior, fluffy interior, and from-scratch raspberry filling. ❤️🕎🎉🍩
cha nook uh!
@tweedlydo ‘Cause they said so!
I bought Kolaczkis at the bakery nearby. That was last weekend. Very tasty.
@0y3ahSansAcut3 Mmm! I do like a good kołaczik!
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illustration art of death (in top hat and tails) dancing with/cradling a young woman
source: https://www.tumblr.com/charnel-...
Alfred Kubin (1877–1959), “Das Ballgespenst” (Ghost at the Ball)
from Ein Totentanz, 1918
Alfred Kubin (1877–1959), “Das Ballgespenst” (Ghost at the Ball)
from Ein Totentanz, 1918
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hand holding white coffee mug that has been photoshopped to look like it was silkscreeened with the image of a Spacing Guild navigator from DavidLynch’s 1984 movie “Dune” (floating creature with a face like a brain mashed up with a vulva, two eyes, and two spindly arms and two tiny hind legs hanging off its insectoid abdomen) and the words,
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
BORN TO NAVIGATE
MACHINE IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 10191
I am butlerian jihad
410, 757, 864, 530 DEAD ROBOTS”
Perfect for spiced coffee
@BennyTheIcepick +++
shutup-and-take-my-money.gif
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Screen grabs of actresses (well they are or in Fisher's case were both actress-producer-writers today, but Ridley wasn't multi-hyphenate at the time of this interview I think) Carrie Fisher and Daisy Ridley on the Graham Norton show. Fisher is telling an anecdote about meeting a young fan. "I went into a store one day and this boy said 'Are you Princess Leia?' 'Yes.' 'He said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22.' And I said, 'Every day?' And he said, 'Well, four times a day'!" There is a panel of Graham Norton reacting with disgust, then a panel of Fisher and a patiently listening Ridley. Fisher says: "So you have that to look forward to." Close up of Daisy Ridley's face making a deep frown.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
Gawd I miss her.
@dapete /same
I think you misspelled "pervert" in your title as "cinephile"
@cristin fair point, title is from the source, which is a shitpost subreddit. doesn't excuse the title but I put it in quotes.
99-Year-Old (now 100) Dick Van Dyke Reacts to His Life in Photos: 'Mary Poppins,’ 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'
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"Now 100, Dick reflects on love, family and staying young at heart: “I feel really good — for 100, you know.” From meeting his wife Arlene backstage at the SAG Awards to bringing his grandkids and great-grandkids to a Coldplay music video, he looks back on a career full of laughter, gratitude and joy. Dick believes the secret to aging is avoiding anger and hate — and always finding a reason to dance."