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infini

 

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intervalometer pro a minute ago
Do nothing.
Win.
/Meme
jessamyn

Elevator panel at Pad 39

A metal panel of elevator buttons. The lowest one says EARTH. Then they go up by increments (numbered 75, 95, 115, 135, 155, 175, 195, 215, 235) and the last one just says SPACE
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A metal panel of elevator buttons. The lowest one says EARTH. Then they go up by increments (numbered 75, 95, 115, 135, 155, 175, 195, 215, 235) and the last one just says SPACE
via: https://bsky.app/profile...
8 hours ago
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bezt pro 7 hours ago
And they said space elevators would never work.
joffaboy

Rival marketing

Ad features vineyard, SA outline and graphic face with tagline 'Go down South with your mouth'
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Ad features vineyard, SA outline and graphic face with tagline 'Go down South with your mouth'
South Australia's rival campaign to the Northern Territory's "CUin the NT"

Via Facebook
6 hours ago
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m3moellering 5 hours ago
I had forgotten about the CU add!!!! Bwahahahaaa!!!
Mr_Encyclopedia pro 4 hours ago
Put some in your south mouth
scruss

perfection, no notes

Written in English round hand in India ink on a square piece of fine paper:

export function matchesNegativeKeyword(input: string): boolean {
  const lowerInput = input.toLowerCase()
  const negativePattern =
    /\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful|piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)|fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you|screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/
  return negativePattern.test(lowerInput)
}
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Written in English round hand in India ink on a square piece of fine paper:

export function matchesNegativeKeyword(input: string): boolean {
const lowerInput = input.toLowerCase()
const negativePattern =
/\b(wtf|wth|ffs|omfg|shit(ty|tiest)?|dumbass|horrible|awful|piss(ed|ing)? off|piece of (shit|crap|junk)|what the (fuck|hell)|fucking? (broken|useless|terrible|awful|horrible)|fuck you|screw (this|you)|so frustrating|this sucks|damn it)\b/
return negativePattern.test(lowerInput)
}
source: https://status.nevillepark.ca/@nev...
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snowbow

Cuteness Alert🚨

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I don’t want to alarm anyone but I thought you should all be made aware of the cuteness in my home this morning. 😸
10 hours ago
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infini

 

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11 hours ago
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0y3ahSansAcut3

Major Dude

A portrait of Gordon Cooper, the astronaut, who hand landed, a Mercury capsule, using Astronomy, and math, while steering.
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A portrait of Gordon Cooper, the astronaut, who hand landed, a Mercury capsule, using Astronomy, and math, while steering.
A real space cowboy. His book, Leap Of Faith, is quite a read.

Gordon Cooper's Manual Reentry Saved Faith 7 Mission
On May 16, 1963, during NASA's final Mercury mission, a short circuit knocked out Gordon Cooper's automatic controls just before reentry. He calmly drew horizon lines on his window, memorized constellations, and used a countdown from John Glenn to time the retrorockets perfectly. Faith 7 splashed down only four miles from the recovery ship—NASA's most precise Mercury landing. The story from Cooper's memoir highlights human skill outshining failed tech, earning praise as a lesson in grit.
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dad

 

New Yorker Cartoon: A woman on the phone peers out a window at night. Three people in pasta costumes smoking cigarettes and looking tough walk by. 
Caption: "Penne, Rigatoni, and another one that I don't recognize."
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New Yorker Cartoon: A woman on the phone peers out a window at night. Three people in pasta costumes smoking cigarettes and looking tough walk by.
Caption: "Penne, Rigatoni, and another one that I don't recognize."
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csilverman

strange seas of thought

A person sits under a tree on a bright sunny day, working at a laptop. The person is sitting on a lush green hill. Above, the sunlight blazes through the leaves, producing a white-yellow glow. In the distance, a purple mountain range sits under a blue sky. This is an interpretation of Apple Computer's first logo, featuring Isaac Newton. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman" in rainbow lettering.
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A person sits under a tree on a bright sunny day, working at a laptop. The person is sitting on a lush green hill. Above, the sunlight blazes through the leaves, producing a white-yellow glow. In the distance, a purple mountain range sits under a blue sky. This is an interpretation of Apple Computer's first logo, featuring Isaac Newton. The painting is signed "Chris Silverman" in rainbow lettering.
https://notes.art/2026...

#notesArt
6 hours ago
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artwells

orange and blue fight

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vintage sci-fi women shooting rays at each other
11 hours ago
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine
poorusher 9 hours ago
This would literally make a brown laser.
nikkuneko pro 8 hours ago
in the middle is a tiny explosion that says “i’m gonna post in discuss about how we should bring back the mp3 pile”
dreyfusslugado 7 hours ago
@nikkuneko ++
artwells pro 5 hours ago
@nikkuneko I was thinking "HILLARY IS A LOCK"
nikkuneko pro 4 hours ago
@artwells legit out-loud snort
shitleopard 3 hours ago
WHICH ONE IS GOING TO FIX THE CABLE?
cristin pro 55 minutes ago
@nikkuneko ++
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artwells

#ffu

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bozo the clown waving enthusiastically
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neuracnu pro 6 hours ago
This is precisely how I was waving at every Tesla on I-5 with my big ass trans flag on Trans Day of Visibility yesterday.
bencmeissner

Nothing negative

A photo of a bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck. The photo is cropped to only show a little striping of the truck, with two white stripes at the top, one thick, one thin; there is some scratch marks over these. Below it is black, where the sticker, itself black with white text is located.

The text reads:
"Trans people existing
does nothing negative
to your life
you crybaby bitch"
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A photo of a bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck. The photo is cropped to only show a little striping of the truck, with two white stripes at the top, one thick, one thin; there is some scratch marks over these. Below it is black, where the sticker, itself black with white text is located.

The text reads:
"Trans people existing
does nothing negative
to your life
you crybaby bitch"
As seen on a pickup truck near the intersection of 35th Street and Bloomington Ave in Powderhorn.
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ang pro 23 minutes ago
Is this not the Law and Order font? It ends with a Dun-dun sound when I read this in my head.
joffaboy

View out my window, 2/4/2026

Open window with ficus covering a brick wall
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Open window with ficus covering a brick wall
Pixel 8, edited in Lightroom
6 hours ago
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MackReed

approaching that one boss level

Looking down past the viewer’s legs and feet to see the gray steps of two impossibly narrow staircases converging to one impossibly narrow staircase
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Looking down past the viewer’s legs and feet to see the gray steps of two impossibly narrow staircases converging to one impossibly narrow staircase
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi... https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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ba pro 13 hours ago
I just lost my retirement fund betting on "Amsterdam."
0y3ahSansAcut3 12 hours ago
Oh my heck, and slippery socks to boot!
wjcstp pro 12 hours ago
@ba Oh man, there are some cool & crazy staircases in Amsterdam
urlnotfound pro 12 hours ago
Sir Stairmaster, the Destroyer of Coccyxes
bencmeissner pro 12 hours ago
“Can you help me move a sleeper sofa?”
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
Remind me of the stairs in my grandparents' house. Not as dysfunctional as these, but they were steep and very narrow.
darth_smoothies 12 hours ago
ah, the one that breaks all your ankles
ufez pro 11 hours ago
@bencmeissner "PIVOT!!!!!!!"
ardgedee pro 10 hours ago
Acrophobia therapy house.
0y3ahSansAcut3 10 hours ago
Needs a stripper pole!
shitleopard 3 hours ago
SOURCE: TUMBLR
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KMAlexander

Meet Greta

A black and white dog laying on a deck.
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A black and white dog laying on a deck.
Picked her up on Sunday. She's settling in nicely. She's an 11-month old Australian cattle dog/poodle mix, very energetic, but also very eager to please. Uly seems to like being a big brother.

More pics and words: https://kmalexander.com/2026...
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MackReed pro Yesterday
Yesss! I know a Scottie that would love a playdate with the pair of ‘em.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Super cute!
Mr_Uakaris 16 hours ago
We just adopted an Aussie Shepherd / poodle mix from Texas. He's a sleeve biter, but we love him.
ian_crowther

Moin at Holocene

The band Moin (two guitarists, a drummer, and a guy playing electronics) performing onstage bathed in red light.
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The band Moin (two guitarists, a drummer, and a guy playing electronics) performing onstage bathed in red light.
Closing out the birthday weekend (observed) with a rare (for me) Monday night show at Holocene featuring Moin, who I would describe as combining the jazz precision of Tortoise with the vibes mastery of Burial.

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
this is an awesome photo! and belated happy birthday! perfect way to ring in another go-round
ian_crowther pro 6 hours ago
@nikkuneko Thank you! Holocene is one my favorite venues here in Portland - great booking, great sound, great vibes. The lighting is often pretty challenging for such an extremely amateur snapshotter!
ian_crowther

Mclusky live at the Aladdin

Mclusky guitarist and singer Andrew Falkous performs in the foreground. Mclusky’s drummer appears in the background partially obscured behind a plexiglass barrier.
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Mclusky guitarist and singer Andrew Falkous performs in the foreground. Mclusky’s drummer appears in the background partially obscured behind a plexiglass barrier.
Celebrated my birthday (observed) with some great rock shows. Wild that Mclusky are still at it - I described them to a friend as a "turn of the century" Welsh punk band and the new material holds up!

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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nikkuneko pro 6 hours ago
oh MAN it's been so long since i thought about mclusky that my last frame of reference was a friend having "to hell with good intentions" autoplaying on his XANGA! so glad they're still at it!
ian_crowther pro 6 hours ago
@nikkuneko the new stuff’s pretty good!
wjcstp pro 6 hours ago
We have tickets for Friday, psyched
ian_crowther pro 5 hours ago
@wjcstp especially performed live, Alan is a Cowboy Killer might be the best song of all time. Pinnacle of human achievement.
shitleopard 3 hours ago
TICKETS FOR A WEEK FROM FRIDAY, LET'S GET IT
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zeitgeist

Music for Moon Launches

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Public Service Broadcasting - Go! (Live on KEXP)

Watching the Artemis mission launch in a coffee shop, reminded me of this song.
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chauffi pro 3 hours ago
They are so great live, definitely worth seeing in person if you can.
foolianajarley an hour ago
Absolute fave!
poorusher

Can't unsee

Screenshot showing conversation between actors Jennifer Coolidge and Jeremy Allen White

At the top above the frames showing the actors talking it reads:

"not to be dramatic but these two look like
the human versions of kermit the frog and
miss piggy"

Then there are frames below with the actors talking:

You’re such a brilliant actor.
Thank you so much:
And incredibly attractive human being.
Right back atchu. Truly
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Screenshot showing conversation between actors Jennifer Coolidge and Jeremy Allen White

At the top above the frames showing the actors talking it reads:

"not to be dramatic but these two look like
the human versions of kermit the frog and
miss piggy"

Then there are frames below with the actors talking:

You’re such a brilliant actor.
Thank you so much:
And incredibly attractive human being.
Right back atchu. Truly
https://www.instagram.com/p...
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mcmjolnir pro 9 hours ago
Laudatory
spingo pro 6 hours ago
Hi ho, Jeremy the actor here.
BennyTheIcepick pro 5 hours ago
This wrecks me. Ded.
LocalStain

Bob's Burgers - Transmission (Cover) (Official Music Video)

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#essential, #covers, #thisismenow

Brilliant.
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nikkuneko pro 14 hours ago
the PEW PEW and WOOF interjections really are the cherry on top
ardgedee pro 13 hours ago
Saw this last night and was thinking about posting it.

Never really got along with "Bob's Burgers" but every so often one of their covers videos really connects. This one somehow manages to be silly but absolutely captures the feel of doing your favorite song for yourself.
MackReed pro 12 hours ago
never watched the show. his voice is perfectly curtisesque.
urlnotfound pro 12 hours ago
I am the opposite of @ardgedee. I've always really liked the show itself. I've always enjoyed the high-functioning family dysfunction and I think Bob is a great father figure. However, the songs are usually a hard pass for me. I am not a show tunes and musical fan. I actively dislike most musicals that aren't comedies or a cartoon, probably especially that really really good one you think I need to watch to change my mind.

I don't know what original song this is a cover of, so I have no idea what this is supposed to be or what it means from the context of the song choice. The joke at the end was really funny, though. It really fits that Bob would spend his precious few moments of free time time to not only sing a song just to be supportive of his son's creativity, but to full-send his performance because he always gives his best to his family.
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
also a big bob's burgers fan (though i haven't kept up in the last couple years). wildly i'm about halfway between urlnotfound and ardgedee in that i love both the functional dysfunction and the music.

it's nice to see a family that isn't magically making it, and i love seeing weirdo kids actually as maladjusted as i was. real family love and acceptance, but not in a saccharine way. it's so friggin wholesome.

and i normally am not a fan of musicals or musical parody, but there's something so perfectly sweet and genuine about the songs. i mean, i walk around singing "electric love" to myself all the damn time.

and oh, to answer your uncertainty, @urlnotfound, this is a cover of the 1978 joy division single "transmission" - notoriously brooding, dark postpunk band, lead singer died very young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
whoops, 1979, not 1978. my bad
travis pro 11 hours ago
Bobs Burgers is a great show, and while I hate musicals, I love the stupid songs. I kind of inherited my love for both from Home Movies, which is also great.
nikkuneko pro 11 hours ago
@travis YES i loved “home movies” SO MUCH
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ba

Artemis Astrovan

Three white, futuristic electric crew transport vans with NASA logos are parked in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at Kennedy Space Center, Florida.
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Three white, futuristic electric crew transport vans with NASA logos are parked in front of the Vehicle Assembly Building at Kennedy Space Center, Florida.
...was my favorite member of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

source: https://www.space.com/nasa-can...
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nikkuneko pro 13 hours ago
artemis astrovan was competing with that keyboardist from yes as to who might have the most ostentatious wizard's cape
nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
also, these are kinda adorable
bencmeissner pro 12 hours ago
The horn on those better be a roadrunner-esque “meep meep”
scruss pro 11 hours ago
@bencmeissner original equipment on the Plymouth Road Runner ...
bencmeissner pro 9 hours ago
@scruss 🤣
ang pro 44 minutes ago
Nostalgic for the time when there were dozens of new EV companies doing weird stuff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
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MackReed

disharmonic convergence

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AI is going great.

source: https://masto.deoan.org/@neurova...
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infini pro 11 hours ago
Vital lesson on how Google is the digital chokepoint. Diversify away from path dependence immediately.
homerj 11 hours ago
You ̶g̶o̶ ̶b̶l̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶ mess up your sister's post-graduate degree doing that!
ba pro 11 hours ago
What was the endgame vis-a-vis Google Gemini, and does it let adults do that? Asking for a friend.
heyitsal pro 11 hours ago
Looks like I have to sit my 14 year old down and have, "the talk". You know that talk your parents gave you when your body started changing and how sex with computers could effect whether or not you would have enough money for food in 3 months.
poorusher 10 hours ago
01.04.26
3rdparty pro 10 hours ago
This a serious issue popping up on Google Photos subreddit. People enable Gemni on their account and then it finds some baby-in-the-bath photo and totally locks them out.

I probably have a few of those pics in my account - I've started to do a Google Takeout every 6 months of ALL my Google Data (2TB !!!!!) just in case I ever get locked out. Losing access to my primary gmail would be a massive pain in the ass regardless.
thelonius 9 hours ago
A novel way to recreate lost-dissertation-on-Zip-drive disasters of the late 90s
greenskpr pro 8 hours ago
I started the exodus of my data away from storage with them when trump won and Sundar Pichai was up on stage glad-handing him. Fuck them. After watching twitter buckle the way it did, time to move on.
dreyfusslugado 7 hours ago
@3rdparty one more reason I'm glad I've NEVER stored my data online. It's just somebody else's computer and you have no control over what it might do.
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artwells

New shades just dropped

Me in shades
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Me in shades
Designing clip-ons for my Ultra Gs.

Thinking about using brown filament with maybe some brass wire inset
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Argie

New USPS Stamp

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Coming soon! edit: in May

For those who partake in postcrossing this is very cool to see. Four triangular stamps designed by Antonio Alcalá and illustrated by Jackson Gibbs.

I am now hoping my next US postcards have one of these stuck on em. So cool.

Note: The real stamps won't have the word crossed out.
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bencmeissner pro Yesterday
Well, I'm gonna have to get some of these.
jessamyn pro Yesterday
WOW. Neat.
m3moellering 16 hours ago
@bencmeissner /same
Lockjaw pro 12 hours ago
TIL and I'm a window clerk!
Argie pro 4 hours ago
@Lockjaw I think Postcrossing made an early announement to the postcrossing community, so not sure if officially announced at the same time... maybe
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robotmachine

Gil Scott-Heron - Whitey On the Moon

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y95 an hour ago
this radicalized me
y95 an hour ago
fuck space
ian_crowther

How old are you now

Damien from Mclusky holds his guitar and leans in the to blow out candles on a birthday cake onstage.
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Damien from Mclusky holds his guitar and leans in the to blow out candles on a birthday cake onstage.
Damien from Mclusky was also celebrating his actual birthday.

source: https://www.flickr.com/photos...
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MackReed

?

View over shoulder of a child reading Donald Duck comics in a classroom at the head of which stands a nun in a black and white wimple reading from a textbook, a beatific yellow glow around her. Caption says, “CAN 6,000 NUNS BE WRONG?”
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View over shoulder of a child reading Donald Duck comics in a classroom at the head of which stands a nun in a black and white wimple reading from a textbook, a beatific yellow glow around her. Caption says, “CAN 6,000 NUNS BE WRONG?”
This one’s for all mah Catholics.

Once you’ve answered that, imagine that one nun who was 100% right about comix.


source: https://www.tumblr.com/mostlysi...
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nikkuneko pro 13 hours ago
thirty (sister) helens agree
snarkout pro 13 hours ago
Surely this is the title of a Daredevil story arc.
tweedlydo pro 12 hours ago
@nikkuneko 😻
ba pro 11 hours ago
$25. Same as in town?
She fixes the cable?
What was the question again?
tonyb pro 11 hours ago
heck, 6,000,000 nuns can be wrong!
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nikkuneko

first outdoor cat communing of the season

four phone pics of a tortoiseshell cat rubbing against the legs of a weirdo in purple pants and black boots
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four phone pics of a tortoiseshell cat rubbing against the legs of a weirdo in purple pants and black boots
ran into FunnyFace, queen of my old block, whilst cutting through my old neighborhood on the way home. i knelt down with my hand outstretched and she just BOLTED right over
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williwaw

#ffu

CDN media
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CDN media
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pk pro 23 hours ago
holy cow, this to infinity
n0wak 13 hours ago
Is this Bo Bichette?
artwells

if you are brave enough

dodge van ad referring to it as an adult toy
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dodge van ad referring to it as an adult toy
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nikkuneko pro 10 hours ago
…if you’re brave enough
0y3ahSansAcut3 10 hours ago
Carressable...(ya know, I see Dan Akroyd making this pitch on SNL.) Wait, do we remember, the plush chamber?
wmo pro 10 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

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