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n0wak

finally

finally, racist password manager
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finally, racist password manager
https://bsky.app/profile...
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hertz pro 6 minutes ago
For anyone else not quite following - same guy as here https://tekin.co.uk/2025...
travis

FFFFFFFFFFU

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the kid from the weird kazoo video saying "fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun" but instead it says "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"
a serendipitous coincidence that this gif was posted in our local discord after watching this https://mltshp.com/p/1RVCI
2 hours ago
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joffaboy

Expialidocious!

First row of Connections words are Super Caliph Fragile and Lipstick
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First row of Connections words are Super Caliph Fragile and Lipstick
Via Threads
5 hours ago
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wjcstp pro 2 hours ago
Connections is often maddening, but honestly one of the better puzzles they do, and once in a while the editor sneaks in something good like this.
artwells

your project postmortem

comic panel with a woman saying "THAT SOUNDS AWFUL, HOW MANY OF THE CLOWNS DIED?"
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comic panel with a woman saying "THAT SOUNDS AWFUL, HOW MANY OF THE CLOWNS DIED?"
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1f2frfbf pro 8 hours ago
https://mltshp.com/p/1RVBR
dreyfusslugado 3 hours ago
"The count keeps rising. They've been pulling them out of the car wreck for hours now."
dogwelder

I'll be snack

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Lockjaw

One Pound Of Wax From Baby Bel Cheese

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In Re: https://mltshp.com/p/1RV7L

I can't remember when I started this. Sometime in January maybe? Anyway,I decided to make a big ball from the wax at work just so when customers ask me what that is, I can say "That's the whole ball of wax!"

I'll see myself out.
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wjcstp pro 12 hours ago
I've made much smaller versions of this, and it's satisfying, respect for carrying it through to this size.
artwells pro 12 hours ago
After a few more pounds, make a sculpture of the cow's head.
samh pro 11 hours ago
^ what Art said.
shitleopard 5 hours ago
"IT DOES TASTE MORE LIKE CHEESE"

https://www.reddit.com/r...
travis pro 3 hours ago
I love this.
mikenmar 2 hours ago
Scrolling down, I thought the title said, "Baby Eel Cheese," which sounds perfectly disgusting.
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artwells

Killing the vibe

A 3D printer on pavers on a bench.
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A 3D printer on pavers on a bench.
Decided to see if many pounds of concrete would suppress the sound the vibrations getting to the bench surface, cutting the noise.

Results: Worth the fifteen bucks and all the old man noises I made setting it up.
12 hours ago
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artwells pro 11 hours ago
Damn, that's some disco macrame.
pk pro 10 hours ago
takes care of cd jitter, too
jive_t pro 10 hours ago
Did you start with one slab and keep adding until you were happy with the results? Just curious because this is totally something I would do
artwells pro 10 hours ago
@jive_t I went to buy one, put one in the cart and looked at it. I put another on top of it. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then I thought "now you are just being silly". I put two back.

I put them all in and was happy with the vibrometer readings. I might take one out, because it's a bit high. We'll see what it's like when I get the top.
cristin pro 8 hours ago
you kids and your turntable mounts are just taking things too far
Lockjaw pro 6 hours ago
Printer on a paver
I know, I know
It's serious
ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
Many years ago I built speaker stands on my computer desk to get the speakers up to ear level. They were those cheezy little Koss speakers that were included with every PC computer purchase and ubiquitous at yard sales back in the day -- they sounded surprisingly pretty good and detailed, considering.

Anyway, the speaker stands were made out of bricks I sourced from the city's reuse store. About fifty pounds worth, which I know because they were sold by the pound, and because I bicycled home with them in a big nylon canvas courier bag and my shoulder and back hurt for fucking days after.

So, twenty five pounds of bricks per channel. I don't know if the stability and inert mass improved fidelity but having them at ear level was pretty nice.
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artwells

frenz

sigorney weaver smiling with the alien
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sigorney weaver smiling with the alien
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joshmillard pro 12 hours ago
not a cellphone in sight
otaman pro 11 hours ago
"Cheese!"
brundlefly 5 hours ago
"We saw you from across the bar, and..."
me3dia

meeting prep

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Dolly Parton in "9 to 5," measuring out lengths of chain at a hardware store.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/mikeloga...
12 hours ago
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snowbow

constant bagel therapy

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From https://www.instagram.com/constant...==
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idogcow

M. Y. DISCO VOLANTE

scene from the 1965 James Bond film Thunderball featuring SPECTRE villain Emilio Largo and an crew member of the M.Y. Disco Volante, a fictional luxury hydrofoil motor yacht
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scene from the 1965 James Bond film Thunderball featuring SPECTRE villain Emilio Largo and an crew member of the M.Y. Disco Volante, a fictional luxury hydrofoil motor yacht
In regards to https://mltshp.com/p/1RVD7

"Disco Macrame "
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artwells

"Damn. That's some disco macrame"

women in a disco in macrame captioned "Disco Macrame"
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women in a disco in macrame captioned "Disco Macrame"
I need to say that at least ten times this week.
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nikkuneko pro 12 hours ago
"disco macrame!" is my new angry interjection for 2026
otaman pro 11 hours ago
Macramé! at the Disco
rogrtheshrubber pro 9 hours ago
More fun if you pronounce it as if it rhymes with 'fame'. DISCO MACRAME
homerj 7 hours ago
One of them is way more daring than the other.
brundlefly 5 hours ago
@nikkuneko Yell it while leaning out your window, shaking your fist.
idogcow 4 hours ago
I read that in Sean Connery's voice from Thunderball (aka the one with the transforming boat) https://mltshp.com/p/1RVDW
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LocalStain

It's the best.

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bencmeissner pro 14 hours ago
May I suggest *5* am for a wake up time?
ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
@bencmeissner My alarm is set for 5 AM. For over two decades I have been waking up before the alarm.
bencmeissner pro 9 hours ago
@ardgedee Nice! I love the morning time to do stuff for me before the world gets a hold of me.
snarkout

Spiff Muad'dib

Three Calvin and Hobbes strips repurposed to be Paul undergoing the test of the gom jabbar from "Dune". In the first, Calvin on the examination table at the doctor's office is approached by the doctor, bearing a box. "What's in the box?" "Pain." In the second, Calvin's mom in the waiting room recites the litany against fear. In the third, in the first panel Calvin yells, "You can contain my body but you can't chain my spirit! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message but my spirit screens it calls!" In the second panel, loud screaming is heard; Calvin's mother jumps out of her chair. In the third, she asks a disgruntled Calvin, "What did the Reverend Mother say?" He replies, "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
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Three Calvin and Hobbes strips repurposed to be Paul undergoing the test of the gom jabbar from "Dune". In the first, Calvin on the examination table at the doctor's office is approached by the doctor, bearing a box. "What's in the box?" "Pain." In the second, Calvin's mom in the waiting room recites the litany against fear. In the third, in the first panel Calvin yells, "You can contain my body but you can't chain my spirit! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message but my spirit screens it calls!" In the second panel, loud screaming is heard; Calvin's mother jumps out of her chair. In the third, she asks a disgruntled Calvin, "What did the Reverend Mother say?" He replies, "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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grantbarrett pro 15 hours ago
https://www.reddit.com/r...
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
Based on how expertly the text is arranged, I’m guessing this is the work of Jeff Rupp, legendary and prolific contributor to the Spiffposting Facebook group
redfox pro 4 hours ago
@BennyTheIcepick i love this intel!
cb pro 2 hours ago
Amazing
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urlnotfound

choice vs. prime

Two packs of the same cut of beef, New York strip, at Costco. One is graded USDA choice, the other, USDA prime. The prime has much more inter-muscular fat and costs $3 more a pound.
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Two packs of the same cut of beef, New York strip, at Costco. One is graded USDA choice, the other, USDA prime. The prime has much more inter-muscular fat and costs $3 more a pound.
Meat is too expensive.

Here you can see the real difference between Choice and Prime graded beef. It's been rare (hahaha) for me to see an easy comparison like this.
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ardgedee pro 6 hours ago
Our household has decided to go for prime-grade. And eat smaller portions of beef less often. It's easier to stretch it out like this when it tastes better.
ba pro 6 hours ago
Worth it!
roue 4 hours ago
I took my kid to the grocery store this evening. Kid loves bacon. Kid is lazy. This is how I somehow bought 25 pre-cooked strips of bacon for $14. oy.
0y3ahSansAcut3 an hour ago
Choice is a better choice, for heart health.
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pk

The last of which could also change the meaning of the whole

A quote in white text on a black background that says: ""A person's life consists of a collection of events, the last of which could also change the meaning of the whole, not because it counts more than the previous ones but because once they are included in a life, events are arranged in an order that is not chronological but, rather, corresponds to
an inner architecture."
- italo calvino" with a picture of Italo Calvino below the quote
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A quote in white text on a black background that says: ""A person's life consists of a collection of events, the last of which could also change the meaning of the whole, not because it counts more than the previous ones but because once they are included in a life, events are arranged in an order that is not chronological but, rather, corresponds to
an inner architecture."
- italo calvino" with a picture of Italo Calvino below the quote
One of the greats. _ source: https://www.are.na/block...
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tamrow pro 2 hours ago
I just finished watching the movie Linoleum (2022) and this quote fit perfectly into understanding it’s theme.
homerj

I drew a silly thing

Carlos the Conscious Concha. 

He says "hi".
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Carlos the Conscious Concha.

He says "hi".
Sometimes you get an idea stuck in your head that may or may not be good but needs to get out of your head.
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bencmeissner

Aunties Intelligence

Sidewalk chalk on a sidewalk that says “Aunties Intelligence” with many stars and diamonds, then “Not Gemini”
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Sidewalk chalk on a sidewalk that says “Aunties Intelligence” with many stars and diamonds, then “Not Gemini”
As seen at Powderhorn Park
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artwells

your presentation

Don Martin illustration of a man dancing with a lampshade on his head with a bored audience of three watching from a couch
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Don Martin illustration of a man dancing with a lampshade on his head with a bored audience of three watching from a couch
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snarkout pro Yesterday
Come *on*, Luanne, you know what this is!
clockworkorangejuice Yesterday
Potrzebie
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
Made me what I am today.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@snarkout ++
gormat Yesterday
Potrzebie X 2
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artwells

for reference

baby's face
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baby's face
the guy with me in this photo only, like, yesterday
https://mltshp.com/p/1RVAW
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jpoulos pro Yesterday
Un. Possible.
roonie pro Yesterday
you turn your back for 5 minutes....
tonyb pro Yesterday
ah time's arrow!
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
Incredible!
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cristin

The Only Appropriate Response

billboard with several brown-skinned women dressed in black with pulled back dark hair that all look like they are AI generated facing forward and to the sides. they are lit by bisexual lighting, pink on left, blue on right. The billboard tag line says "hackers have agents. get yours" and the company name is obscured by a light, but might be exaforce or something, advertising agentic acronyms.

someone has defaced the billboard with spray painted letters reading "fuck your AI billboard"
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billboard with several brown-skinned women dressed in black with pulled back dark hair that all look like they are AI generated facing forward and to the sides. they are lit by bisexual lighting, pink on left, blue on right. The billboard tag line says "hackers have agents. get yours" and the company name is obscured by a light, but might be exaforce or something, advertising agentic acronyms.

someone has defaced the billboard with spray painted letters reading "fuck your AI billboard"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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artwells

awesome TV moment

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James Burke pointing at a rocket launching
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pk pro Yesterday
Seriously. In a series full of cool things, this is probably the coolest.
Xedrik 23 hours ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
me3dia

#FFU

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Josephine Baker gasps at something and shrugs as turns away, smiling at the end.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/littleho...
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artwells

Stacks of Hatch

My son and I in a kitchen holding bags of peppers
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My son and I in a kitchen holding bags of peppers
Skinned, chopped, and bagged a bushel and a half of hatch chilis with my son
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ufez pro 2 days ago
I don't remember this episode of Breaking Bad.
1f2frfbf pro 2 days ago
The best smell on the planet is Hatch, NM on a crisp morning when you fire uo the propane burner and roast up a bag in a random parking lot.
artwells pro 2 days ago
@1f2frfbf they were roasting up a bushels down by the tracks in Portland Oregon today. Brought me back to Santa Fe
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
WTAF - who is that ADULT to your right?
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
(And how did you — and I! — end up with all this white hair??)
artwells pro Yesterday
@caitlinburke ha! He's 21. It's crazy
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
Wow!
Xedrik Yesterday
Waaaay up here in the PNW, our local grocery store has Hatch Week, and they roast in the parking lot. It is bliss.
BooBounder Yesterday
Great idea. I need to suggest that to the local stores here ...
robritz Yesterday
omggggg easy-e is a whole-ass adult!
artwells pro Yesterday
@caitlinburke @robritz for reference https://mltshp.com/p/1RVC0
robritz Yesterday
@artwells I still remember the album covers you made with him and F many many years ago.
cristin pro 23 hours ago
jfc, is your kid like 6'7"? I do remember him being a lot smaller than that
artwells pro 17 hours ago
@cristin 6'2"

The picture is a bit deceiving
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artwells

I'm miserable. That's gruesome

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Shelley Long saying something
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dogwelder pro 59 minutes ago
I've been chewed. That's a new ship.

Also: Shelley Long in her underwear cooking scrambled eggs in Night Shift has never left my mind.
cristin

the rm -rf(s) will continue until morale improves

Tweet from SebastienGilmt from Aug 26 2026:

Bad news: Fable nuked my entire dev machine

Claude decided to test a sandbox it was building by running `rm -rf` on my home directory

The sandbox didn't work.
It's all gone

with an image of terminal output explaining the disastrous mistake.
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Tweet from SebastienGilmt from Aug 26 2026:

Bad news: Fable nuked my entire dev machine

Claude decided to test a sandbox it was building by running `rm -rf` on my home directory

The sandbox didn't work.
It's all gone

with an image of terminal output explaining the disastrous mistake.
I don't go to the hell site. title stolen from seeing this on mastodon

source: https://mastodon.social/@neurova...
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artwells pro Yesterday
FAFO LLM
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Whoopsie
ardgedee pro Yesterday
would swear this is not the first time I've seen a "LLM accidentally the whole computer" post.
mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
TBF, it nuked his home dir. Shoulda had its own dir.
tonyb pro Yesterday
We'll fix it in post!
caitlinburke pro Yesterday
Ahahahahaha
hertz pro 20 hours ago
Hey, I f**ked up by doing something I should never have allowed myself to do. You can see here, here, and here exactly where I f**ked up, including a list of the things I should have done to stop myself from f**king up.

Anyway, that'll be 30 tokens.
thelonius 17 hours ago
ALL MY APIS GONE
ckoerner 14 hours ago
Claude didn't do this, Sebastien did.
Xedrik 14 hours ago
ohno_anyway.png
otaman pro 13 hours ago
Claude: "I learned it by watching you!"
KMAlexander 12 hours ago
Don't let Sebastien anywhere near prod.
mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
@otaman "You fucked up! You trusted me!"
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Argie

Story Time...

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"About twenty-five years ago, I made an offhand and somewhat uncharitable remark about the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There was no malice intended, it was just the sort of obnoxious thing I would say back then to piss people off. I was a troublemaker, a shit-stirrer, feeling most at ease in the role of a societal irritant. Perhaps it’s an Australian trait among people of my generation, I don’t know, but that comment has followed me around for the last quarter-century. But the most interesting aspect of all this is not what I said about the Chili Peppers, but rather the response from Flea, their bass player. On Facebook, Flea expressed how hurt he felt by my remark, but went on to say, in great detail, that he loved my music regardless. He wrote a profoundly generous and open-hearted love letter to Nick Cave. I remember being genuinely moved by his words and thinking what a classy guy Flea was, and feeling on some subterranean level that I was unable to fully grasp at that point in my life, that Flea was a human being of an entirely different calibre, indeed, of a higher order.

Over the years, I would run into Flea at music festivals where both our bands were performing and see him backstage when we played in Los Angeles. Although we didn’t become close friends, my encounters with him were always pleasant – there was a presence to Flea that felt genuine and oddly affecting. On the Push the Sky Away tour, we asked Flea if he could assemble a children’s choir, from the Silverlake Conservatory of Music he founded, to accompany the Bad Seeds at the Coachella Festival. When Warren and I were on the Carnage tour, we asked Flea to join us and play the song ‘We No Who U R’. Watching Warren and Flea perform together with such heart and mutual regard was a glorious sight.

Last week, Flea sent me a song and asked if I’d like to add some vocals. It was for a “trumpet record” that he is making. It is not for me to divulge what the song was, only that it is a song I cherish more than most, with arguably the greatest lyric ever written, a song of such esteem that I would never have dared to sing it had Flea not asked me to. I went into the studio on Wednesday and recorded my vocals. The track emerged as a beautiful conversation between Flea’s trumpet and my voice, filled with yearning and love, the song transcending its individual parts and becoming a slowly evolving cosmic dance, in the form of a reconciliation and an apology.

My friend, the artist Thomas Houseago, recounted a story involving Flea. A couple of years ago, Flea, his daughter, Thomas, and a guide were hiking through the backcountry of Yosemite. They had been hiking for five days and were walking along a densely forested trail when a bear appeared on the path before them. Everybody froze. The bear was about ten feet away from them. It was a large black bear with a reddish hue. Thomas and the guide gripped their tent poles, perhaps to defend themselves in case the bear attacked. Flea, however, stepped forward, stood before the bear, and spoke to it. He acknowledged they were visitors in the bear’s territory, expressed his love for the bear, and requested permission to continue along the trail. The bear stepped off the path and allowed them to pass."

Nick Cave
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homerj 2 days ago
That "Trumpet Record" was one of the nicer music surprises as of late.
dad 2 days ago
Flea and Chad seem cool
grantbarrett pro Yesterday
Nice. Adult behavior redeems. Although I do turn the channel when Red Hot Chili Peppers come on the radio. In Southern California, it's like every ten minutes. I just don't ever need to hear them again.
foolianajarley Yesterday
I love his weekly red hand files. Genuinely a good and witty writer all around.
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dogwelder

What the hell is this doing here?

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mcmjolnir pro Yesterday
Look what I almost stepped in!
jordanbrock pro Yesterday
Aqua poo
Argie pro Yesterday
What in the tarnation?!
pk pro 22 hours ago
"Welcome to Oktoberfest!"
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heyitsal

Boneless Couch Cover

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Are you boneless? Do you need a couch cover?

Looking for a new dog bed because of https://mltshp.com/p/1RVBP and came across this fantastic product name and image that made me lol.

This is probably what happens when you auto generate everthing for products using ai on amazon. A boneless woman in a cover.

This also goes along with the end of design as we know it. A world where the unqualified approve everything they think is fine without understanding how it communicates to their audience.

source: https://www.amazon.com/dp...
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urlnotfound pro 11 hours ago
If your products are a scam, you want the audience to self-select down to those who will fall for the scam. Horky-borky AI product images are the modern version of misspelled subject lines in email spam.
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
The perfect pillow for a No Bones day
mcmjolnir pro 4 hours ago
It will also be made of dangerous materials that will later require a recall
artwells

your product launch

a coffin carried by clowns
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a coffin carried by clowns
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ardgedee pro Yesterday
How many did they fit in there?
dad Yesterday
#FFU
homerj Yesterday
Now on Corncob TV!
Lockjaw pro Yesterday
How I imagine TFG's procession.
0y3ahSansAcut3 Yesterday
They will never think to look in the clown cemetery.
ckoerner 14 hours ago
It was a sad day, it was a happy day.
BennyTheIcepick pro 6 hours ago
@homerj
If only we had Fred Willard at the organ to play them out.
williwaw pro 13 minutes ago
@ardgedee *cries laughing* brilliant sir, brilliant
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