https://mltshp.com/p/1KSH1

The other day while rotating a tray of cookies I managed to spill all of the half molten cookies (they were on parchment) all over the door and down into the gap between the door and oven, right into the warming drawer.

While I cleaned out the warming drawer and got the bigger pieces in the oven, half-hopeful I wouldn't have to clean it I thought perchance the dough in the gap itself would carbonize as much as the dough remains in the oven? And there was a lot stuck in there, so I just left the oven on for another hour and turned up the heat.

Unfortunately, that didn't work - the dough did not carbonize. But it *did* burn. Quite a bit. Also unfortunately, the cookies had both chocolate and sumac in them, so everything I've put into the oven since has smelled like burnt chocolate and burnt sumac, and then the smell kept going. It's been a week and now everything else in the house has been infused with the very specific scent of my laziness. It's the SMELL OF REGRET, I tell you.

This movie horrified me, because Dreyfus was 1000٪ right about Bob.

I've been thinking it's like a Ctrl+Alt+Del after four years of proliferating Trump tabs clogged up the works.

This is a re-hashing of the old Obama era EO. DHS is exempt, so it's for the <10% of Fed prisons.

More symbolic, I think.

@mcmjolnir A lot of people think that private prisons are the major reason for mass incarceration in the US, which is far from the truth. Fewer private prisons means more focus on the bigger picture issues (I hope).

@stereoplex the Fed prison population is smaller than the prison population of either Texas or California. A chunk bigger than Florida tho.

It's a worthy thing to do, but it won't move the needle very much in terms of criminal justice reform.

While it might not move the needle much by itself, it gives state-level reformers something to point to and say, "see, the Feds are doing it, we should too". It lends some legitimacy to the movement.

This really needs to be expanded to cover immigration detention centers.

@mcmjolnir Yeah, undoubtedly true. The overall prison population did drop under Obama, but at a rate that would take many decades to return to pre-1980 levels.

@mikenmar absolutely

Pinche guey.

Hey! I'm right next door in Kaysville!

Mas Kuput Ah

Wonder Woman 1984(2020) dir. Patty Jenkins

* wapp *

@everichon You could hear that cat muttering, "Putz!"

Confession: I don't know if @mcmjolnir is a master of ceremonies or the child of a Scottish person with the impressive name of Mjolnir. I kind of like living in this state of uncertainty.

@charmar I feel the same way about @poorusher. I call this state of being confusement, as the confusion only adds to the amusement.

@charmar Same. DJ or scion of a clan?

@1f2frfbf Po? Or Usher?

@charmar MC Hammer of Thor.

@charmar Or something McDonalds did for the latest Thor movie

@MackReed I was torn between Poo Rusher or Poor Usher, but sure, the world contains multitudes, let's shove one more cat in the box.

I have three of these sharks and they're the best

Please don't share photos of my teenage son online.

Awwwww. Remind me the names of these beautiful babies?

Sorry you're moving. Been there, suffered that last month.

@MackReed ah, to clarify: moving my body is the worst. i am dealing with some nerve pain that is not under control

hope you feel better soon!

Spider-butt
Spider-butt
Does whatever a spider-butt does

thwip

I read that as milk spigots and was confused

I’m a spider, @otaman - can you milk me?

lil toothpaste tubes

What is the sound of 50 SQUARTS SQUARTING?

@urlnotfound +1

title!

Odd Mike

From Cincinnati

John has kind eyes

This is a wild book, btw.

Apparently the first to use the phrase "homo superior"?

Bat boat!

Odd Job's cousin from the continent

Good luck, Popcorn!

Speedy recovery, little doggo!

nothing but respect for the abiding gunshow that is FLOTUS

Schlomozzle

https://mltshp.com/p/1KSGV

schlep it is a genius domain name, if nothing else.

This local moving company’s tag line is: don’t be a schmoe, call https://elcheapo.ca

I love this.

POV- Post Grateful Dead at Rosemont Horizon ca 1993. You're tripping face. You have a 16in latex balloon filled with nitrous oxide in your fist and you don't remember what planet you escaped from, let alone what a room number is.

And who tf was that dude who walked out on stage second set...?*

https://archive.org/details...

*ken nordine

@LocalStain holy shit! word jazz!

Haaa, relatable. Goes along with one of my librarian maxims: never stay at any conference hotel that contains a waterpark.

@jessamyn I read an article about public health investigators in which one commented on never, ever - ever - using the hotel pool at conferences.

That is really lovely

"Peacocks wander aimlessly underneath an orange tree." CSNY

wow.. not that is a perfect way to have a tree in your own living room or balcony!

"bear left"
"frog right"

Frog.

hopkin green frog?

zero frogs given!

Capy+paste.

capycicle

I believe that's a P.C. Hodgell quotation.

The original formulation is "That which can be destroyed by the truth should be."

For a brief second I thought this might be Moscone (the underground passage between North and South halls), but then I saw the carpet.

I think it takes less time to park at economy and take the shuttle than walk that hallway.

widow maker

I know someone who had a normal-sized pinecone hit their head and had to get stitches.

Coneheads 1993 dir. Steve Barron

The made an necessary shift in tax policy into a joke.

You will take it, and you will like it.

… or the working poor class?

Re: https://mltshp.com/p/1KSGL

"Don, you left your makeup prop in the oven too long - AGAIN!"

(If you have to see this piece of low-budget basement sci-fi: https://m.imdb.com/title...)

No, you may call me Reginald, for that is my name.

Him name Oscar Meyer

sen-SORES

AirPort Extreme?

It’s only logical.