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A gingerbread house (surrounded by candy rubble) iced in green and labelled "2025" in flaming letters, only it's not a house it's a dumpster fire.
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A gingerbread house (surrounded by candy rubble) iced in green and labelled "2025" in flaming letters, only it's not a house it's a dumpster fire.
source: https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha...

"2025 but pictured in gingerbread"
10 hours ago
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redfox

we clean up real nice

oil painting of a young woman in 1910's style velvet dress and large feathered hat, holding a demonic creature about the size of a large wombat. the creature has a pink bow in its fur and a mouth full of (a) teeth and (b) chrysanthemums
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oil painting of a young woman in 1910's style velvet dress and large feathered hat, holding a demonic creature about the size of a large wombat. the creature has a pink bow in its fur and a mouth full of (a) teeth and (b) chrysanthemums
source: https://www.studiorayyan.com/collecti...

"Chrysanthemums", Omar Rayyan
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williwaw pro 3 hours ago
where did you get this picture of me

also who is that girl in the hat
samh pro 2 hours ago
Lol
spingo pro an hour ago
@williwaw ha!
m3moellering

So, story time.

Pictured writing on a whiteboard, the type found on a refrigerator (namely mine). The text reads “Nora was here !!😀 TY for Kinder Club, I love you. ❤️
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Pictured writing on a whiteboard, the type found on a refrigerator (namely mine). The text reads “Nora was here !!😀 TY for Kinder Club, I love you. ❤️
5 hours ago
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m3moellering 4 hours ago
I may have mentioned this before here. Our family participated in an after school daycare cooperative with four other families for approximately nine years (kindergarten through 8th Grade). This was entirely the brain child of my spouse and two of the other parents. The story goes that they were standing around the sort of courtyard by the street waiting to pick up the kindergarteners and, being like-minded people during the Bush the Lesser Regime, struck conversation. They quickly came to an understanding that some of them had been at a, literally, adjacent day care the year before and remembered seeing each other at pick up there. Some one, and no one will admit to whom it was, suggested that each parent take a day to pick up ALL of the children and walk them home (Yes, we were that lucky. We all lived within a kilometer of the school). My spouse was the one who buttonholed the school secretaries for the appropriate and, imo, necessary paperwork to allow non-family members to retrieve the children from school at the end of the day. Four families participated but all five days of the week were covered because one of the families had twins and took two days of pickup.
I have long said that the joy of teaching Freshman is seeing them blossom and grow into young adults. I have taught middle school and high school in the US. And I have had the same sense of joy in watching these children grow into adulthood along with my own girls.
We have met and celebrated our successes and failures as parents (and now adults) for twenty-five years. Many have married, or will be soon. Several have their doctorates and are seeking their way in the world. Nora teaches in NYC and has recently made the leap from 4th to 6th Grade. We shared war stories this year and waxed philosophical about pedagogy psychology and all things teaching. Of all the things that I have helped created with other people in life, with the noted exception of my children, I am most proud of this cooperative Kinder Club.
Here’s to twenty-five more years of seeing us all grow, and love, and learn.
spingo pro 4 hours ago
<3
artwells pro 4 hours ago
That's great
grantbarrett pro 3 hours ago
Wonderful. I'm at a party right now with former mom group families. We met when they had tiny babies. Now the oldest are in college. It's an unbeatable bond.
dogwelder pro 38 minutes ago
4th grade to 6th? Did she change schools as well? Most Elementary schools are K-5, and most middle schools are 6-8.
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LocalStain

👑

CDN media
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CDN media
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roonie pro 8 hours ago
I'm glad he can treat the whole mess as a joke.
Who were the idiot couple in the front row doing their best to make it all about them?
Yes, I saw some of it.
Didn't pay anything to see it.
Saw very early how stupid it was and stopped watching.
owl 4 hours ago
True wisdom would be taking the money and running far away from this lifestyle completely, at least by my reckoning. No one ever does it, but why not? Take the bag and dip out for good.
joffaboy

Looking back at '25

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Mulleted wrestler pouting over his shoulder
source: https://www.tumblr.com/jesusism...
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williwaw pro 6 hours ago
this made me suddenly laugh like a donkey, 5 stars
O_C

Franz Sedlacek (At 1891-1945) Skiers Underway / Übungswiese (1926)

painting of what looks like a hundred cross-country skiers falling/skiing on a winter landscape. they appear as shadow-puppets.
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painting of what looks like a hundred cross-country skiers falling/skiing on a winter landscape. they appear as shadow-puppets.
source: https://donnerpartyofone.tumblr.com/post...
9 hours ago
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samh pro 4 hours ago
The Telemark army invades.
Davezilla pro 3 hours ago
Aspen, next week
O_C

Maxfield Parrish - “Romance” (1922)

Illustration art of a man and woman standing by some columns overlooking a castle perched on a mountain landscape. Though the work is titled "Romance," the man and woman look like they're having nothing to do with one another (the woman looks like she's running away from the man, frankly).
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Illustration art of a man and woman standing by some columns overlooking a castle perched on a mountain landscape. Though the work is titled "Romance," the man and woman look like they're having nothing to do with one another (the woman looks like she's running away from the man, frankly).
source: https://the-unknown-friend.tumblr.com/post...
9 hours ago
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heyitsal pro 9 hours ago
We named my daughter, Maxfield after him.
mcmjolnir pro 5 hours ago
Whenever I see beautiful Maxfield Parrish skies I say "Look! Beautiful Maxfield Parrish skies!" like he invented them
williwaw

ahahahaha

illustration of the Gavle straw goat in Sweden with the text "it fucken wimdy"
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illustration of the Gavle straw goat in Sweden with the text "it fucken wimdy"
not arson, not birds, but a third thing: https://www.tumblr.com/taggsvan...

THE GODS WILL BE PLEASED
12 hours ago
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ardgedee pro 12 hours ago
My money's always on ninjas. foiled by the weather!
otaman pro 10 hours ago
https://i.pinimg.com/original...
williwaw pro 9 hours ago
@otaman YES! perfection
neuracnu pro 3 hours ago
outstanding
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joffaboy

Looking back at an ISS resident

Astronaut waving from the cupola of the ISS
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Astronaut waving from the cupola of the ISS
From the series The Overview Effect: 25 years in the ISS

https://flic.kr/p/2rKhTjd
19 hours ago
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tamrow pro 9 hours ago
Open the pod bay doors, Jessica…
O_C

Paul Evans (1950-) - Goodbye Winter

painting of a field in late winter. it is either the morning after or the evening after (the sun hangs low in the sky) an ice-storm. everything is dotted with frost. a farmhouse is in the distance between two ice-covered trees. weeds in the foreground appear to be struggling to return to life. the sky looks like it is on fire. spring is coming.
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painting of a field in late winter. it is either the morning after or the evening after (the sun hangs low in the sky) an ice-storm. everything is dotted with frost. a farmhouse is in the distance between two ice-covered trees. weeds in the foreground appear to be struggling to return to life. the sky looks like it is on fire. spring is coming.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
16 hours ago
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y95 11 hours ago
So many red berries to harvest!
artwells

#ffu

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Taxi Driver clapping
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dogwelder

Four more! Four More!

Four fake posters for real movies based on four real posters for other movies:
Straight Shooting as A Shot in the Dark
Jay Kelly as Marty Supreme
Hamnet as Shaft
Elf as Bullitt
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Four fake posters for real movies based on four real posters for other movies:
Straight Shooting as A Shot in the Dark
Jay Kelly as Marty Supreme
Hamnet as Shaft
Elf as Bullitt
Fake posters for four movies I watched based on real posters for other movies. More at https://ga2so.com/blog, or on the fediverse at @ga2so_2wba65@www.ga2so.com . One old movie, two new ones, and a Christmas movie. Some good fake posters here! I'm four movies behind.

Original posters listed in the alt tag.

Straight Shooting: John Ford's first full-length movie. Definite glimpses of the Ford to come.
Jay Kelly: Did you know being rich, famous, and popular can be sad? Billy Crudup steals the movie.
Hamnet: Jacobi Jupe deserves awards.
Elf: James Caan's character is often right Buddy is annoying and dangerous.
10 hours ago
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BooBounder 57 minutes ago
Loved "Jay Kelly".
LocalStain

None More M1

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source: https://uncrate.com/niki-lau...

"It's one of only 399 ever built and has a hand-painted tri-color stripe design above its white base."
15 hours ago
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3rdparty pro 14 hours ago
The/ze Ultimate Driving Machine
3rdparty pro 14 hours ago
Yours to bid on - for between $600-700k: https://www.mecum.com/lots...
lamnatos 13 hours ago
lip-bitingly unf
O_C

Kilimanjaro

Japanese shochu AD in POPEYE magazine, No.179(1984)
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Japanese shochu AD in POPEYE magazine, No.179(1984)
source: https://useyourimagination2020...
9 hours ago
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O_C

drip

"vintage star trek deep space nine shirt Size XL 90s Made In Usa Sigle Stitch Aop - Picture 1 of 6"

tie-dye base pattern black t-shirt with key-art illustration of Deep Space Nine
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"vintage star trek deep space nine shirt Size XL 90s Made In Usa Sigle Stitch Aop - Picture 1 of 6"

tie-dye base pattern black t-shirt with key-art illustration of Deep Space Nine
source: https://bsky.app/profile...

source: https://www.ebay.com/itm...
16 hours ago
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jpoulos pro 14 hours ago
🔥
dapete

Lady Miss Kier

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living her best 90s life
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jpoulos pro 18 hours ago
👸🏽
BennyTheIcepick pro 15 hours ago
Deee-Liteful
macmanx

Traditional Day 1 Loco Moco

Fried onions, chives, sunny side eggs, brown gravy, burger patty, riced and a macaroni salad.
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Fried onions, chives, sunny side eggs, brown gravy, burger patty, riced and a macaroni salad.
8 hours ago
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homerj 7 hours ago
We do loco mocos on christmas!
snowbow

Reege

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I made my sister a Regis Philbin tree topper this year. It has a sun ‘life’ side and a moon ‘death’ side. I love making weird things and I hope 2026 just gets weirder in respect to art making. 😊
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joshmillard pro Yesterday
hell yeah let's keep getting weirder
BennyTheIcepick pro Yesterday
May I ask why him specifically?
snowbow Yesterday
@BennyTheIcepick it’s an inside joke between us
MackReed pro Yesterday
@joshmillard it’s our only natural defense.
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Winter Landscape Dora Carrington (1893-1932) British Artist Bloomsbury

painting of a churchyard in winter. lots of winding stone walls.
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painting of a churchyard in winter. lots of winding stone walls.
source: https://www.tumblr.com/msmarymi...
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poorusher

Me watchings you write out your new years resolutions

A fluffy white cat wearing pink tinted heart shaped glasses
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A fluffy white cat wearing pink tinted heart shaped glasses
https://www.tumblr.com/julieter...
21 hours ago
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roonie pro 8 hours ago
Behind these glasses, hoomen, I is laughing at you, derisively.
snowbow

Cherry pie

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I made a cherry pie for Xmas dessert this year 😋😋
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m3moellering Yesterday
That looks amazing! I'm surprised that you got a photo first!
snarkout pro Yesterday
Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye.
bencmeissner pro Yesterday
@snarkout lol!
snowbow Yesterday
@m3moellering my mom ate three pieces last night which is A LOT for her 😂
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O_C

participated in hands across america

"Various hands in striking poses rise out from a bush of stinging nettles. In the background, a person is falling from the sky into a horde of figures"
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"Various hands in striking poses rise out from a bush of stinging nettles. In the background, a person is falling from the sky into a horde of figures"
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
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O_C

Norman Rockwell - Murder in Mississippi (Southern Justice) (1965)

Painting of three men (two Caucasian, one Black) in a barren field (it seriously looks like the surface of the Moon). Two have clearly been shot, with the brightest color in the piece being the bloodied shoulder of one of the men. The spectral shadows of the mens' assailants, flood-lit from behind, signal their approach.
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Painting of three men (two Caucasian, one Black) in a barren field (it seriously looks like the surface of the Moon). Two have clearly been shot, with the brightest color in the piece being the bloodied shoulder of one of the men. The spectral shadows of the mens' assailants, flood-lit from behind, signal their approach.
source: https://www.reddit.com/r...
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MackReed pro 10 hours ago
We just toured the National Museum of African American History and Culture today for the first time, and this hits hard too.
O_C

bad traffic

Detail/crop/background art from the 1988 animated motion picture 'Akira.' Wrecked cars are on fire in a part of a city experiencing blackout conditions. In the distance, larger towers appear lit up.
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Detail/crop/background art from the 1988 animated motion picture 'Akira.' Wrecked cars are on fire in a part of a city experiencing blackout conditions. In the distance, larger towers appear lit up.
source: https://bsky.app/profile...
18 hours ago
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jpoulos pro 18 hours ago
Crazy how every shot from that film is immediately recognizable.
macmanx

Above the Clouds

Wispy clouds above a thick layer of clouds.
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Wispy clouds above a thick layer of clouds.
9 hours ago
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artwells

onto 2026 like

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man dancing in a parking lot
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O_C

Paul Gauguin (Francés, 1848-1903) Artista post-impresionista Francia “Paisaje cerca de Arles” / “Ferme à Arles” - 1888

painting of a pile of hay in a farmyard
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painting of a pile of hay in a farmyard
source: https://museoparticular.blog/post...
10 hours ago
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jpoulos

Heading into the new year like

Marlene Dietrich, in top hat and tux, pulling a cigarette from a case and putting it to her mouth.
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Marlene Dietrich, in top hat and tux, pulling a cigarette from a case and putting it to her mouth.
16 hours ago
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joffaboy

J.O.A.T., (M.O.N.)

Man in front of shop , with signs
Life coach,Voodoo master, Estates cleaned, Adult toys cleaned
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Man in front of shop , with signs
Life coach,Voodoo master, Estates cleaned, Adult toys cleaned
via Tumblr
21 hours ago
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poorusher 18 hours ago
Yes I definitely want to get all of my second hand dildos cleaned here.
m3moellering 17 hours ago
The “WALK DONT RUN” sign on the door got me.
samh pro 16 hours ago
Walk. Or run. Away that is.
roonie pro 8 hours ago
@poorusher It says repairs, there is no promise of cleaning.
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O_C

Léon Spilliaert - La Porte ouverte, 1938

illustration art of a figure waiting at an open door in a world that seems to consist entirely of open doors. are they waiting for someone or trying to figure out if they should go on?
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illustration art of a figure waiting at an open door in a world that seems to consist entirely of open doors. are they waiting for someone or trying to figure out if they should go on?
source: https://donnerpartyofone.tumblr.com/post...
16 hours ago
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