WILL Uh, just the--the linear n impressionistic mix makes a very muddled composition. It's also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except you got Whitey uh..rowin the boat there.
SEAN Well, it's art, Monet...wasn't very good.
WILL That's not really what concerns me, though.
SEAN What concerns you?
WILL It's the coloring.
SEAN You know what the real bitch of it is? It's paint by number.
WILL Is it color by number? Because the colors are fascinating to me.
SEAN Are they really? What about that?
WILL I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your fuckin' ear off.
SEAN Really?
WILL Oh yeah..
SEAN Think I should move to the south of France n change my name to Vincent.
WILL You ever heard the saying "any port in a storm?"
SEAN Yeah.
WILL Yeah, maybe that means you.
SEAN In what way?
WILL ell, maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin' storm.
SEAN eah, maybe.
WILL The sky's fallin' on your head, the waves are crashin' over your little boat, the oars are about to snap. You just piss in your pants, you're cryin' for the harbors, and maybe you do what you gotta do to get out. Yeah, maybe you became a psychologist.
SEAN Bingo. That's it. Lemme do my job now, we still have a minute. Com'on.
WILL Maybe you married the wrong woman.
SEAN Maybe you should watch your mouth. Watch it right there, chief, all right? >>>
WILL Ah...Well, that's it, isn't it? You married the wrong woman. What happened? What, d'she leave you? Was she, you know, banging some other guy?
SEAN If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you, I will fuckin' end you. Got that, chief?
Would you add the #paintings tag to this?
You paint that?
SEAN
Yeah. You paint?
WILL
uh-unh.
SEAN
Do you sculpt?
WILL
Nope.
SEAN
Dya' like art? Do ya' like music?
WILL
It's a real piece of shit.
SEAN
Oh..Well, tell me what you really think.
WILL
Uh, just the--the linear n impressionistic mix makes a
very muddled composition. It's also a Winslow Homer
rip-off, except you got Whitey uh..rowin the boat there.
SEAN
Well, it's art, Monet...wasn't very good.
WILL
That's not really what concerns me, though.
SEAN
What concerns you?
WILL
It's the coloring.
SEAN
You know what the real bitch of it is? It's paint by
number.
WILL
Is it color by number? Because the colors are fascinating
to me.
SEAN
Are they really? What about that?
WILL
I think you're about one step away from cuttin' your
fuckin' ear off.
SEAN
Really?
WILL
Oh yeah..
SEAN
Think I should move to the south of France n change my
name to Vincent.
WILL
You ever heard the saying "any port in a storm?"
SEAN
Yeah.
WILL
Yeah, maybe that means you.
SEAN
In what way?
WILL
ell, maybe you're in the middle of a storm, a big fuckin'
storm.
SEAN
eah, maybe.
WILL
The sky's fallin' on your head, the waves are crashin'
over your little boat, the oars are about to snap. You
just piss in your pants, you're cryin' for the harbors,
and maybe you do what you gotta do to get out. Yeah,
maybe you became a psychologist.
SEAN
Bingo. That's it. Lemme do my job now, we still have a
minute. Com'on.
WILL
Maybe you married the wrong woman.
SEAN
Maybe you should watch your mouth. Watch it right
there, chief, all right? >>>
WILL
Ah...Well, that's it, isn't it? You married the wrong
woman. What happened? What, d'she leave you? Was
she, you know, banging some other guy?
SEAN
If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you, I
will fuckin' end you. Got that, chief?
WILL
Time's up.
SEAN
Yeah.