My new bike shirt

Howdy, Slim!

does the front say “keep your damn car door closed?”

@caitlinburke, I keep having to tell myself "Stop buying extra-large shirts. You wear a large now."

Who are you, and what have you done with most of dogwelder? Really impressive, dude!

@Lord_John_Whorfin , most of me is still here. I've lost less than a third of my top weight... not even eighty pounds!