This came out creepier than I expected.

Don’t apologize; Be extra. Always.

@MackReed +++

LOL!

This is some Metamorpho business, right here.

@MackReed tee hee

"WOULD YOU FUCK ME? I'D FUCK ME."

with our powers combined...

@regina would beat you down cuz

Like if the Hulk had Spider-senses a' tingling

@mashcan, not if I could get to my bike before she hit me!

@dogwelder you haven’t seen my thighs. I’d run you down before you’d even flipped the kick stand.

@regina, joke's on you: my bike doesn't have a kickstand!
Also: you haven't seen my thighs either. They look like the rest of my legs, which look like this: https://mltshp.com/p/1JEP8

But honestly, you'd destroy me.

Challenge accepted - leg photo coming later today.

this has all taken a bizarre turn.

@regina MY CLEVER PLAN TO GET YOU TO POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF IS WORKING!

...I mean, uh, "gosh, I hope you don't see the picture I posted of myself in bike shorts, because I'd hate for you to post one of those as well."

*wide awake and paying attention to this*

@infini saaame

I might have to jump on this bandwagon :D

@caitlinburke come on in- the water's fine!