On the front page

I'm glad they caught the shitbird.

Blame technology. Scapegoating is cool.

Above the fold!

Do you need an agent

@poorusher Jesus I hope not.

What sort of merchandising have you been working on? Have you started a blog or at least an Instagram account?

@the_adriator Can I buy a t-shirt?

You need a SoundCloud ;)

So you shop at Shaws now, huh?

@machaus Sometimes if we really need something urgently, I’ll stop at the one in Saco where my former coworker’s sister was murdered while shopping.

@the_adriator, I lived right near that Shaws in the big green former shoe factory. Freaky, sad story.

@machaus Whoa, small world!