You're invited to be our guest of honor at the

I wonder if they'll have a jerk store.

"The only thing that's missing is YOU!"

@caitlinburke they need to hire you. 👏

@ckoerner what a resume enhancement that would be!

The Jerk Festival called & they're all out of you!

WELL I SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE

@shfitz @stereoplex I miss the jerk chicken from Mitchell’s in BedStuy. Just sayin’.

Among other things.

If the contest isn't called the Jerf Off, I'm not going.

@MackReed I'll get takeout next weekend and wait for you in the park

@shfitz le sigh