We went to college together, his dorm hall was next to mine. I remember seeing his name on the sign outside his dorm room and thinking, "Patton Oswalt?? What kind of a name is that? This guy must be a real asshole."
In my defense, it was a very conservative college, and it was full of rich Republican assholes with names like Weston Parker Grayson III, etc.
In my defense, it was a very conservative college, and it was full of rich Republican assholes with names like Weston Parker Grayson III, etc.