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Leonard Dokken

No 2 on the charts

Sung to the tune of Tom Waits' Ruby's Arms.

Her career really went down the toilet

@foist I was trying to think of lyrics to the tune of the Kenny Rodgers song and decided I should make better use of my time.

They briefly commemorated a holiday to this song. Decommissioning it inspired the Stones to sing “Goodbye, Ruby’s Stool Day.”

…I’ll see myself out.

It's all a bit corny, honestly.

@mcmjolnir lol

she looks like she’s trying to remember when she ate peanuts