Austin Powers novelization, excerpt

Keaton Patti tweets, "Still enthralled by the novelizations of the Austin Powers movies."

The following the an excerpt of that novelization:

"I've gone the wrong shagging way," Austin thought to himself, groovily.

Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around.
However, Dr. Evil's dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpendicularly between the unsexy walls.

"Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.