Be Blunt

An Oglaf comic, featuring the hovering "Ask a Dagger" and a MacBeth-like figure asking the advice knife what he should do about the king, freaking about about being a "dirty reggie", and running into the forest to cry. Tthe dagger cheers him up and tells him that occasional intrusive thoughts don't make him a traitor, at which point MacBeth gives the dagger a hug, killing himself. The knife says, "Shiiiit. It's Romeo and Juliet all over again."