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Post-Mortem Leakage

A picture of a person with a Mohawk with red vertical stripes in it holding a transparent plastic butt plug, including a flared base that has some very deep threads. The caption reads:

That one time I went to a mortuary and some cute mortician girls gave me a butt plug. Seriously. This is to prevent post mortem leakage. Personally I find it somewhat satisiying to know that every homophobe who was buried in the last few decades is spending eternity with a butt plug firmly screwed into their ass. I mean LITERALLY, look a this fucker, it's got fucking threats on it!l!
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A picture of a person with a Mohawk with red vertical stripes in it holding a transparent plastic butt plug, including a flared base that has some very deep threads. The caption reads:

That one time I went to a mortuary and some cute mortician girls gave me a butt plug. Seriously. This is to prevent post mortem leakage. Personally I find it somewhat satisiying to know that every homophobe who was buried in the last few decades is spending eternity with a butt plug firmly screwed into their ass. I mean LITERALLY, look a this fucker, it's got fucking threats on it!l!
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6 months ago

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roonie pro 6 months ago
Does this guy have an Adidas sponsorship?
minimumsafedistance 6 months ago
is this somehow not AR whisper marketing for the new RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD?
Xedrik 6 months ago
This might explain why zombies do that slow, awkward walk..
WikiAdam 6 months ago
@Xedrik HA!
minimumsafedistance 6 months ago
I also love the informative juxtaposition of how this is designed specifically in a way that would make it a TERRIBLE butt plug for the living: overall narrow, hard-cut ridges, SCREW-able.
tweedlydo pro 6 months ago
ah, the ol’ AV closure. they only use them if you’re currently or likely to be leaking. and an unnecessary piece of plastic if you have access to dryene and webril (which every mortician does, so)
roonie pro 6 months ago
@tweedlydo bugger. now I have to Google dryene and webril
roonie pro 6 months ago
@tweedlydo huh, relatively innocuous
tweedlydo pro 6 months ago
@roonie right? much better than a butt plug that screws in FFS
Kevin pro 6 months ago
@tweedlydo depends on who you’re screwing it into.
tweedlydo pro 6 months ago
@Kevin that is a fair and disturbing point

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