I LOVE IT. It is like one of those comedy gags where the fake cop's fake mustache is falling off.
"I glued my prosthetic on wrong this morning. I lost my mustache in the great war, if you must know. A viciously sharp corner on an M.R.E. came out of nowhere. I was lucky I was pulled out alive. Your questions don't hurt, but your staring does."
My brother had minor surgery when he was tiny to remove a birthmark on his upper lip. You can't see any scar, but unfortunately he spent a Movember looking like Hitler because of the scar
"I glued my prosthetic on wrong this morning. I lost my mustache in the great war, if you must know. A viciously sharp corner on an M.R.E. came out of nowhere. I was lucky I was pulled out alive. Your questions don't hurt, but your staring does."
My brother had minor surgery when he was tiny to remove a birthmark on his upper lip. You can't see any scar, but unfortunately he spent a Movember looking like Hitler because of the scar