I'm very bad at growing a mustache

I didn't know that Band-Aids came in the hairy variety. I'll have to pick some of those up.

Strong Dodge Charger vibe. https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1QUKL

I LOVE IT. It is like one of those comedy gags where the fake cop's fake mustache is falling off.

"I glued my prosthetic on wrong this morning. I lost my mustache in the great war, if you must know. A viciously sharp corner on an M.R.E. came out of nowhere. I was lucky I was pulled out alive. Your questions don't hurt, but your staring does."

Semi Lemmy

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My brother had minor surgery when he was tiny to remove a birthmark on his upper lip. You can't see any scar, but unfortunately he spent a Movember looking like Hitler because of the scar

This must be the half a mo I’ve heard of.

You realize that if you meet someone with the other half, you will need to start a band and/or crime fighting duo together?

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