sup

Buy enough materials for everyone to make one. Say "but it was cheaper than dying eggs in this Trump economy" when the religious aunt flips out.

Be reborn as the newest family outcast. It is what spring is all about.

[East coast wet-mouth-lisp home decoration host voice] "You'll want to hole-punch the stigmata for that extra touch. Check out website for rules for a Doubting Thomas game that will charm any guest."

I thought that was a popsicle. Is it a popsicle? It should be a popsicle.

Pickle surprise!

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