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followed by a photo of a child at a school science fair with a three panel poster for their experiment titled "Does your cat's butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?" followed by two photos of a cat, and some statements about the project that are illegible
followed by a photo of a child at a school science fair with a three panel poster for their experiment titled "Does your cat's butthole really touch all the surfaces in your home?" followed by two photos of a cat, and some statements about the project that are illegible
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No, a cat's butthole does not touch all surfaces in a house. A Florida student's science project, which tested the hypothesis, found that cats with long and medium hair do not make contact with any surfaces, hard or soft. Short-haired cats may make a slight smear on soft surfaces like beds, but not on hard surfaces, according to the experiment.
Here's a breakdown of the findings:
Long and medium hair cats: Their buttholes do not touch any surfaces, hard or soft.
Short hair cats: They do not touch hard surfaces, but may leave a slight smear on soft bedding.
Conclusion: If a short-haired cat is lying on a soft surface, their butthole may touch that surface.
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