It was broken when I found it.
"The Only Fart-Suppressing Food-Drink"? I'll need some convincing to believe that this isn't a modern parody.
who doesn’t love chocolate flavored mayonnaise?
@ardgedee alas: https://www.ebay.com/itm...
what's also amazing is that now people won't even read news articles this length, let alone an ad
ad copy: "not really sick but not quite well"
Harvey Danger: "say less"
Harvey Danger: "say less"
@heyitsal https://giphy.com/gifs...
@ardgedee agreed. fake
@williwaw wowwwww
@williwaw I remember when people would get the J. Peterman Catalog just to read it.
Creative Director: You know, like the kid is getting in trouble, but he can't control himself.
A: Ohhhh, so they just start hitting him?
CD: No, no, no. Not anymore, now there's a thing that he drinks constantly, like 5x a day, and it's got plenty of milk in it.
A: But he's lactose intolerant?
CD: Maybe, but he's definitely going to fart more either way. He can also put it in mayonnaise. Anyway, can you just make him look like he's totally fucked and his teacher loves complaining loudly about him farting?
A: [choking noise] Did you say mayonnaise? Why not just hit him?