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Bartender, how am I supposed to read two cards at once while the room is spinning?

Will there be blood?

Without paying?

The weird thing is you were on your first drink

@Mr_Encyclopedia ...and it was a Mountain Dew.

It wasn't the drinks, it was the Richard Simmons impersonation that they were stopping

I'm sorry. I can't help myself, when the jukebox has Freebird I play it. Repeatedly.

@Mr_Encyclopedia I've passed out in a bar on my first drink. Nothing quite like having an ECG on a sticky pub carpet

We noticed your vibe from across the room, and...

"CUT OFF"