ASCENDING.THE.NORM.MACDONALD.THRONE

Tom finally enjoying some cheeseburgers after a lifetime of never ingesting a single calorie

Same hariline as when he was in Taps. That's what good living will do for you.

@artwells and a team of Scientology hair transplant techs on call

He went on a diet, he only lost half an eyebrow.

Approaching one of those Weekly World News celebrity aging photos