Colonel Sanders Mezuzah

Source: https://www.pezuzah.com/

It took me all day to decide which I liked most. In the end it was the Colonel. Mainly because I've always suspected that the original mezuzas had a fried chicken recipe inside of them, involving 10 herbs and spices (one for each plague), and that Elijah was supposed to bring a bucket of it to your house on Passover.