Batmobile lost a wheel

for some reason THIS image is resurrecting one of my pet fascinations, involving how and when a particular genre of thing becomes maximum gay, aka when said genre gets directed by Joel Schumacher.

In case anyone is worried about me being negative here, I'm not, I'm totally serious. The whole genre of vampire films was resurrected, so to speak, thanks to Schumacher's only thinly figleafed homo-social rocknroll vampire class, THE LOST BOYS, which of course was the apex of vampire gay-ness, except perhaps with the exception of Interview with The Vampire, despite the producers sucking 90% of the blowjob material out of the Anne Rice content.

If you've never read any Anne Rice content, it's about 30% vampire blowjobs, and if you're like, I wish these vampires were giving MORE blowjobs, checkout auther Poppy Z Brite.

I like the profile of the Batman Forever Batmobile because it looks like Schumacher asked...make it look like the self drawn eyebrow of a drag queen on cocaine.

jeezily typos, Batman! *classic, *author.

@minimumsafedistance
Finally read Poppy Bright’s “Lost Souls” a couple years ago and while I see why it’s such a classic in the genre, to be honest it left me wishing there were even more vampire blowjobs.

@BennyTheIcepick @minimumsafedistance Oh hey, I read that back in high school! Haven't thought about it in forever.

and my annual quest to find the simple stupid cartoon that went something like this:

And now, over to Gotham City for a seasonal press conference:

BATMAN: I do not smell ...

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@BennyTheIcepick i see it.

@snarkout me too!