Testing My Disaster Preparedness Plans

It's wise to have all of your bases (scattered, smothered and) covered.

@ufez CHUNKED AND TOPPED

What’s the plate-signal for “Category 5 winds expected”?

Unfortunately, Waffle Houses are not required to be open 24/7 now, and some are takeout-only overnight. Store managers have more liberty to close when they want to.

Which probably doesn't affect the quality of FEMA's disaster measurement as much as the people in charge there, though.