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...reverse ship of Theseus...

@ba The Chip of Jeseus

Trickier question than you think. If you figure He's been exsanguinated for the wine, there's still more fluid in the body to remove before reaching the moisture content of a communion wafer. Which leads to the question of where those liquids go.

It’s like fish and the loaves of bread, he brought enough for everybody!

How long before you shit a whole jesus?

@dreyfusslugado lol

I was doing napkin math on a related question a few months ago and came to the conclusion that American Catholics consume on the order of 2 Statue of Liberties worth of host (by mass) each year.

the error bars on this estimate are, naturally, all over the fucking place

@joshmillard I like a communion, two at the most, three I'm under the alter...

@localstain yeah you gotta look out for transubstance abuse

@ardgedee the wine is watered down, of course!

@dreyfusslugado ++