Weekend plans

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a....foot long?

"THERE'S the beef!"

And trust me, a lot of meat goes between these buns

"ya want the white goo or the green goo?"

A couple years ago I popped into a Subway to get a quick lunch before an event I had to cover. There was only one employee there and I was the only customer in the store, and she flirted with me shamelessly the entire time she put together my sandwich. It was one of the most uncomfortable experiences in recent memory.

*tries to wink, ends up blinking*

*wags uncut cucumber bawdily*

*gazes into customer's eyes while licking knife before slicing bread*

*spreads bun slowly to slather it with ...*


Okay, this is getting uncomfortable.

Oh jeebus I can't even with the comments!

"DOUBLE UP! UNH UNH!"
(chaotic hip thrusts)