Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell

you know who else worked to take over the central bank?

@wjcstp No, I don't, bets, Nixon, Reagan.

@wjcstp I’m sure the announcement of the Trump Youth program is coming any day now.

@bencmeissner Who will be the Hugo Boss for current nazis? Surely they can't resist the siren song of a uniform.

@wjcstp Pretty sure it's what they're already wearing: tacticool casual, strapping real guns.

@wjcstp He'll just spray paint them with cheap gold paint, probably.