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rest in piss, dilhole

"I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

Not the obituary I would have liked to see, but I'll accept it nonetheless.

“I didn’t attend his funeral, but I sent a letter saying I approved of it.”
—Mark Twain

He tried Pascal's Wager at the end. I'm not a religious man, but I'm pretty sure faith isn't supposed to be transactional.