I have used all of these at one time or another.

Drop the kids by the pool

@artwells Hehehehehe. This was the Planet Word on K Street in DC. I’m shocked that their funding allowed this level of euphemism much less one that is found in an Adam Sandler movie.

I always say "talk to a man about a horse".

My grandpa always said something like gotta go: "check on the ditch rider*," "talk to the brand inspector," "open the gates," or "clean out the cattle guard" and all have stuck with me.

*a ditch rider is a pretty much defunct occupation now but was the guy responsible for inspecting the irrigation ditches for breaks, cleaning/burning them, opening & closing the gates, flooding the fields etc. on really large ranches or for ditch cooperatives

I never use any of these but once my friend said "I'm going for a brown laser".

My mate say's he's off to "shake hands with the unemployed."

@williwaw @pollo Those are all great!
@poorusher 🤪

a friend our ours would say "put some potatoes in the crock pot"

Take the Browns to the Superbowl

wring a kidney
point Percy at the porcelain

(and the little bee marker in old urinals is just as bad a joke as some of these)

Paint the cabin, drop some friends off at the lake ...

My dad, jokingly, when he's visiting: "Permission to use the head?"

(He is a mariner, albeit not military.)

"Release the hostages" is my favorite.