Friday Dance Party (Snowstorm Edition)

Tired of those old slippery shoes and shovels which don't automatically keep you steady using a powered gyroscope and a dangerous lithium ion battery? Then get ready for the amazing new Segscoop!

@jer Sadly the Segscoop is IOT-enabled, so right in the middle of your effortless scooping, it shuts down because your wifi signal is too weak to reach that far out on your front yard.

(billion-dollar idea: Sell ICE all Segscoops with the gyro software backdoored and every time they roll out to work, let them fucking HAVE IT.)