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Freddie Mercury's house parties were legendary.

Dancers in a Lady Gaga tour

If it wasn't for medical progress I wouldn't even have known it could be necessary to splint a butt.

@jpoulos ++++
Also, I’m 31. It’s the closest to my ever present back pain that I’m going to get.

I can't not hear them all shouting "HUT! HUT! HUT!" like they were the soldier Ghost from the Ghosts UK show.

Probably 7 after saying "I bet the cast iron at this restaurant is just for show" and proceeding to touch the hot handle.

Jerry: What happened to you?
#8: Raquel Welch!

It's only a matter of time before I'm a 24.

@samh Son, don’t you know that masturbation is a sin?










No, no, sorry, I can see myself out.

Don't forget to tip your bar tenders and waitresses, folks.

@ardgedee see @jpoulos' comment.