Xanax makes you feel like instead of walking on feet, you are skating on marshmallow wheels, and breathing with marshmallow lungs, and thinking with a marshmallow brain.
@m3moellering Do they do the “rectum?! Damn near killed ‘em!” Joke? Or pull a thermometer out of their breast pocket and say “ugh. This means some asshole’s got my pen”
@wombatman70 Hehehehe..... No, he's a nice young man and quite serious. Now my urologist on the other hand, he makes sure to shake your hand before he leaves but after he has checked one's prostrate. He's also quick with a joke about size, smell, or placement.
You know the house is on fire and you will leave but it's ok.