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Screenshot of Kagi translate from English to LinkedIn Speak

English:
My penis is stuck in the copier.

LinkedIn Speak:
I’m currently navigating a high-friction physical integration challenge with our document reproduction hardware. It’s a painful reminder of the importance of workplace safety and operational alignment. Grateful for the support of the HR and maintenance teams as we work toward a swift resolution. #WorkplaceSafety #OperationalExcellence #LessonsLearned

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5 hours ago

nikkuneko

4 hours ago

hah, i just screenshot one of these yesterday to share and then totally forgot to post. i'll have to go back for mine in a bit

ardgedee

4 hours ago

Sounds like a conflict between hardware and software. Usually caused by a controller using an inappropriate port.

SOP is to apply a permanent fix by KILLing the offender and sealing the port. Side benefit is usually a reduction in attack surface in future penetration testing.

0y3ahSansAcut3 3 hours ago

My lips are frozen to my boss's ass.

I am deeply committed to fostering a strong, synergetic relationship with leadership and am fully aligned with my manager's vision to drive organizational success.

scruss

57 minutes ago

Office Space's "I don't like my job, and I don't think I'm going to go anymore." becomes "I’ve decided to step back from my current role to focus on new challenges and personal growth. I’m incredibly grateful for the journey and the lessons learned along the way, and I’m excited to see what the next chapter holds as I transition toward opportunities that better align with my long-term professional vision. #NewBeginnings #CareerGrowth #NextChapter"

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