It is very important that Americans vote in the upcoming election. If you’ve voted, tag your post #IVoted!
MLTSHP
  • Popular
  • Join us! Sign up to post images and create your own shake.
    Sign Up!
  • sign in

just had to finesse some verbage

screenshot of a translate panel from kagi. on the left is the common rhyme "boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i poop / on company time". to the right, the translator panel, set to "linkedin speak" has output the text "the CEO generates significant shareholder value whie i focus on incremental personal growth. this is why i priortize strategic wellness breaks during core business hours to optimize my long-term professional sustainability/ #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateCulture #Efficiency"
alt text
screenshot of a translate panel from kagi. on the left is the common rhyme "boss makes a dollar / i make a dime / that's why i poop / on company time". to the right, the translator panel, set to "linkedin speak" has output the text "the CEO generates significant shareholder value whie i focus on incremental personal growth. this is why i priortize strategic wellness breaks during core business hours to optimize my long-term professional sustainability/ #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateCulture #Efficiency"
via kagi's translate option for "linkedin speak":
https://translate.kagi.com/

haven't really used kagi's service much; honestly couldn't tell you if a "paid search" is worth it compared to free options (especially given my salary) but this amused me.
4 hours ago

n. m. garcia pro

  • 173 Views
  • 0 Saves
  • 12 Likes

Post URL

https://mltshp.com/p/1RMDM

In These Shakes

  • n. m. garcia
  • Post to Facebook
  • Post to Tumblr
otaman pro 3 hours ago
Name that song:

Rise and grind! ☀️
The hustle doesn't stop until the mission is accomplished and we can pivot back to our home base.
It’s all about that 24/7 grind, day in and day out. 📈
We’re pushing through the night, fueled by passion (and maybe a little rum), staying laser-focused on the goal. 🥃
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Scaling our banana inventory until the morning stand-up. 🍌
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Shoutout to the Project Manager—let’s get these deliverables tracked and accounted for!
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
Let’s talk about high-impact growth: 6-foot, 7-foot, 8-foot bunches! 🚀
(The grind continues until we hit our KPIs.)
etc etc
nikkuneko pro 3 hours ago
@otaman LOL it took me WAY too long to latch onto this even with the 🍌emoji right there

Follow @best_of_mltshp on Mastodon

Are you a developer? Check out our API.

© MLTSHP, a Massachusetts Mutual Aid Society venture All Rights Reserved

  Terms of Use   Code of Conduct   Contact Us

Follow The MLTSHP User!