Gherkin my Jerkin

Kosher effing christ

@ardgedee Hehehhehe

I was going to say something about a pickle puffer but I'm afraid that it would be misconstrued.

I say this as someone who has suffered from random and intense charlie horses since childhood: WOULD.

H: So I've been fired from the pickle factory.
W: You what??? Jesus Frank, what the hell did you do this time?
H: I put my dick in the pickle cutter.
W: FFS, you bloody idiot. What happened to the pickle cutter?
H: She was fired too.