It is was divine and sure would have been horrible to hear, like Beast in vintage Beauty and The Beast.
I shampooed my beard before the second course. Long grain brown rice cooked with kombu and bay. The third course is thinly sliced raw cabbage and cucumber with a treatment of Cole slaw, salmon furikake, and nanami togarashi.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in history to eat this meal.
I go feral pretty quick.