greetings, fellow palms
Out here in the desert where there are no palm trees except private property they stick these things up and they look so goddamn stupid.
There is a massive faux pine version in Redmond, right next to 520.
It's close enough to a stand of genuine Doug Firs to be super unreal
It's close enough to a stand of genuine Doug Firs to be super unreal
her: Wow, look at that TOTALLY REALISTIC pine tree!
me: Which one? All I can see are trees.
her: Over there, it's MUCH MORE REALISTIC than all the other trees.
me: Wow, you're not kidding. In this vast landscape of pine trees that has to be the most TOTALLY REALISTIC tree of all!