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Defenestrate the snobs, simultaneously.

The elitists simultaneously defenestrated the multiple world-wide-web-linked raincoats of the nostalgists disinclined to act, due to their apathy, into air redolent of petrichor.

I got nothin' for 'fear of long words'. Maybe 'telelogphobics'. Dunno.

A good tool for finding words is the reverse lookup at OneLook.com.