the only way to win is

“ In the game, which has the conventions of a 16-bit Japanese role-playing game and is also available online, a pixelated Trump is depicted as initiating the war with Iran, collecting barrels of oil and fighting those who oppose his military campaign. Players can help the president find a Big Mac or order a Diet Coke. Other administration officials and allies make appearances; on one side quest, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. sends the player to find a vial of measles. The only way to lose is to try to hold first lady Melania Trump’s hand.”

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