from matt groenig's "student's guide" for apple, 1989

square page from a 1989 "students guide" published by apple, featuring illustrations by matt groenig. across the top in green block letters reads "THE PROCRASTINATOR". below that, a bear-like creature sits back in a chair with its feet up on a desk. its speech bubble reads "paper's due at 8am... but first i must alphabetize my albums, refold my socks, and step out for nourishing pizza." below that is the caption: "traits: never makes decisions (except in restaurants)" and "warning" this will work for only so many decades"