Who's the U-Boat Commander...?

That’s Jimmy Jack for ya!

Hahahahahaha

The driver being charged with "...not having a valid boat registration" is just /chefskiss. Congrats, dumbass. You just totaled your wankpanzer.

Texas aren’t sending their best

"You got Jimmy Jammed!"

double-0 zero here

Whatcha doin' over there bud?
Oh you know, just some Jimmy Jack shit.