The Economy Rectangle
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Four panel color comic:
PANEL ONE: MATTIE, in black pants and jacket, outside on a sunny day and looking at some buildings in the distance: Hey, what's that? BUSINESSMAN,a balding white man wearing a suit: Oh, the economy rectanlge? It doesn't really do anything! But we need them everywhere! Or else:
PANEL TWO: MATTIE: They're quite hot and loud! BUSINESSMAN (sweating): Oh, very many birds will die!
PANEL THREE: BUSINESSMAN: Without them the world economy collapses! Don't you want to buy stuff? ATTIE: I was buying stuff last year no problem withou those things! What happened?! BUSINESSMAN: Well, I've tried everything.
PANEL FOUR: BUSINESSMAN (turning to the side): ...She hates the cubes, guys! SECOND BUSINESSMAN: Uhhh don't you like shopping? THIRD BUSINESSMAN: Put *her* in a rectangle!
PANEL ONE: MATTIE, in black pants and jacket, outside on a sunny day and looking at some buildings in the distance: Hey, what's that? BUSINESSMAN,a balding white man wearing a suit: Oh, the economy rectanlge? It doesn't really do anything! But we need them everywhere! Or else:
PANEL TWO: MATTIE: They're quite hot and loud! BUSINESSMAN (sweating): Oh, very many birds will die!
PANEL THREE: BUSINESSMAN: Without them the world economy collapses! Don't you want to buy stuff? ATTIE: I was buying stuff last year no problem withou those things! What happened?! BUSINESSMAN: Well, I've tried everything.
PANEL FOUR: BUSINESSMAN (turning to the side): ...She hates the cubes, guys! SECOND BUSINESSMAN: Uhhh don't you like shopping? THIRD BUSINESSMAN: Put *her* in a rectangle!
