years ago, a classmate of my son’s in 7th grade had a tooth about to fall out, so he jumped up on a lunchroom table, howled like an animal, brandished a pair of pliers and yanked it out. As blood ran down his chin, everyone shrieked and grownups hustled him off to the principal’s office where, a few hours later, his mother managed to prevent his expulsion. Fun times.
my mother had a teacher in grade school that would take out her glass eye and set it on her desk when she needed to step out of the classroom, telling the kids "she'd be watching them so behave yourselves"
A friend of mine lost an eye to a mugger who shot him eight times.
He likes to attend city council meetings when public safety is on the agenda and pull his eye out at the podium while speaking on the record about his experience.
He likes to attend city council meetings when public safety is on the agenda and pull his eye out at the podium while speaking on the record about his experience.