Goofs and Spoofs
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A 7-panel Wondermark comic, assembled out of black-and-white Victorian clip art (with speech balloons).
PANEL 1: A PHONE, resting on a curved end table. "Hey! HEY!"
PANEL 2: PHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I *miss* you. I miss your nimble *taps* and *swipes*.
PANEL 3: MAN: It's because you're a *portal to horrors*! Nothing personal. It's just… you *are* are portal. And there are *so very many* horrors.
PANEL 4: PHONE: I'm a portal to *everything*. Don't you want to see *goofs and spoofs*? You *love* goofs and spoofs.
PANEL 5: MAN: I *do* love goofs and spoofs. PHONE: I've got *so many* goods and spoofs.
PANEL 6: The man's trembling hand reaches for the phone.
PANEL 7: The man is shot off his feet by a skulls-and-lightning decorated blast of HORRORS.
PANEL 1: A PHONE, resting on a curved end table. "Hey! HEY!"
PANEL 2: PHONE: I can't help but notice you've been holding me less. I *miss* you. I miss your nimble *taps* and *swipes*.
PANEL 3: MAN: It's because you're a *portal to horrors*! Nothing personal. It's just… you *are* are portal. And there are *so very many* horrors.
PANEL 4: PHONE: I'm a portal to *everything*. Don't you want to see *goofs and spoofs*? You *love* goofs and spoofs.
PANEL 5: MAN: I *do* love goofs and spoofs. PHONE: I've got *so many* goods and spoofs.
PANEL 6: The man's trembling hand reaches for the phone.
PANEL 7: The man is shot off his feet by a skulls-and-lightning decorated blast of HORRORS.
source: https://wondermark.com/c/1582/
m3moellering
So many.