The nightmare!
At that point you just have to let the glasses go.
Why do those sheriffs need bulletproof vests on?
At one time, there was a man who hung out in the vault toilets of City Creek Canyon, in SLC, Ut, to take fetish photos of people going about their "business."
I lost a nice pair of sunglasses exactly like this, fell out of my shorts pocket right into a vault toilet. I never once thought about going after them.
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