dodged a bullet
“O is upside down Q” is a fun choice for dyslexics.
Using what looks like ⁿ for quotation marks is an odd choice. I do like that ampersand though, looks like a Ɛ (Latin Capital Letter Open E) which kinda makes sense for "et".
Flashback to the Palm Pilot alphabet (thank dog for that cheat sheet that was on the lid)
Withiut apostrophes?
@idogcow That is a deep cut, and yes, I can feel my fingers cramping trying to grip a tiny stylus