Taking the advice and direction of all three doctors on getting sterilized, the hillbilly lit the fuse of the stick of dynamite and started counting to ten. "One two three" he said, raising one finger for each number on one hand.
He got to five and needed his other hand to keep counting, so he tucked the dynamite up between his legs to free his hand and began holding up fingers on his now unoccupied hand, "six, seven, eight..."
He got to five and needed his other hand to keep counting, so he tucked the dynamite up between his legs to free his hand and began holding up fingers on his now unoccupied hand, "six, seven, eight..."