How I work

"Madam, I knew Jane Goodall, and you are no Jane Goodall."
- from George of the Jungle (1997)

"Please wait - verifying you are a human"

*Angry gorilla sounds*

Would you believe the consultants before you thought the files were actually *in* the computer?

"then s, e, dot, c, and then x"

I hate it when people look over my shoulder as I work.