If this is real I want one.

@poorusher https://www.ebay.com/itm...

oooOoooOOOOooooOOOOOOooooouch

@urlnotfound DAMN!

Although thinking logically my wife would absolutely hate it.

@poorusher I don't blame her. that object is Japanese horror-movie levels of cursed. Having it in your person probably turns all your video games into E.T. for Atari 2600 and will result on your house wrapped in plastic by the government.

Weren't these pulled from the market because people kept using them for, uhh, unintended purposes?

I had one of these to go along with a full-head E.T. mask

@Lockjaw Hope not since it doesn't have a flared base.