"prepare for harm!"

a blister-packed fake toy with a busily-designed cardback. the toy itself is a molded plastic clamshell in the shape of a nintendo DS, with a sticker for the dual screens showing 1) a hand pointing a gun at a barn and 2) a title screen reading "barn harmer" with a "player 1" icon of a bald shirtless man below that.

the cardback reads: "super jeff fun boy" and "handheld game toy". below it is an illustration of a CG-rendered shirtless bald man kicking toward a barn, with another barn aflame in a star-shaped insert behind him. below that is more text: "blow up and destroy several barn!" and "barn harmer - you hate barns in this game"