What it felt like
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Argh. Oof. Glad you're better!
Yikes, here’s hoping you won’t have to do that again
When an ER nurse says to you "I've had two kids and one kidney stone and the kidney stone was far more painful" you stop pain vomiting momentarily to reflect on how terrible your karma must be before screaming "MORE FUCKING DILAUDID WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!???".
Kidney stones are the worst. Lesson I just learned is that eating a bunch of Tums can lead to them. I have a couple of (thankfully) small ones floating around thanks to Tums.
Requiem for a Gleet