y’know, for burning man

To wear them

To add a bit of modesty to a 30 foot/10 meter tall anatomically correct Bigfoot statue.

Flag?

Sling for trebuchet?

Test to see if the energy drink will work as dye.

Salute Your Shorts!

It's so simple. Your camp found Bigfoot and he wants underwear.

The One True Identity Flag.

Preparing the creative brief

@Xedrik That’s my guess as well.

@poorusher A group photo in them has been suggested and will be attempted. There are 17 of us. I don’t think they’re THAT big.

@urlnotfound @heyitsal @m3moellering such a creature might already exist but likely doesn’t have a bank account so cannot buy a ticket.

@Xedrik @ufez @grantbarrett sort of. Stay tuned.

@karmakaze wut.

@ardgedee mechanically unsound, but I like the way you think.

@otaman Haw!

@karmakaze correction: that’s a fine triple imperial IPA.

That's some whitey.