new MC name

Betting just 3 bites of this would leave me chattering like a raccoon.

A coffee mold is a level 1 monster you don't need to roll for initiative against?

I had to look at the recipe cards.
There is a category, "Men's Favourites."
It's 2 ways of cooking potatoes.
Me, I'm only a spud boy?

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN MOLD

I was just thinking about making sweet, black coffee, ice cubes today. Maybe cream on them, or cream soda poured over...

"Slimmers Card 30" works too