aye aye, captain

Tim Curry on his affair with Miss Piggy during the filming of Muppet
Treasure Island

"It didn't go very well. It didn't survive the shoot. She felt I wasn't being faithful to her, and I said well you know, I'm playing a sailor and uh...a sailor has a girl in every port, and at least you're the only pig. Then I made the mistake of calling her a silly sausage..."